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Tulip O'Hare. Brown hair.
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Dressed as a Grail Officer.
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I know where you can find her.
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She wasn't taking
Featherstone to no "station."
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Where is she taking her?!
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Why would I send another vampire
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out into the world?
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Is that where you get
your secret powers, is it?
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If you want your soul,
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it's up his ass.
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We're taking Genesis.
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You're gonna run out of Humperdoos.
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I don't think so.
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Bring in the Messiah.
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Here He comes...
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The Light Upon the World...
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Huh.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Oh!
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Oh, yeah. He is somethin' else.
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Any last words, Mr. Custer?
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Yeah. I have a gun in my pocket.
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Wit, till the very end.
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I do. I have a gun in my inside pocket.
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See? Starr wanted me to kill you.
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Then he shall know my buttocks
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as few men ever have.
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Now untie me.
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You jest.
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Well, you're gonna kill me
as soon as this works, right?
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Of course.
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Then let me die on my knees before God.
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You have your guards.
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You have the gun. You have your Messiah.
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Let me die a Christian.
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Not very trusting, are you?
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On your knees, man of God.
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Oh.
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Forgive me.
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Amen.
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Nothing more?
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- Oh!
- Aah!
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No use struggling, Christian.
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I will have Genesis.
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No!
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Ahh!
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Ohh blessed almighty!
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Oh.
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♪ Onward Christian soldiers ♪
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♪ Marching as to war ♪
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♪ With the cross of Jesus ♪
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♪ Going on before ♪
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♪ Christ, the royal Master ♪
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♪ Leads against the foe ♪
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No more singing.
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Hey.
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Where you goin' with my briefcase? Hmm?
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Give it back right now
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and maybe I don't beat
the snot out of you.
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Small woman, do you know who I am?
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Yeah, you're the creepy skank
that stole our briefcase.
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I have other names.
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Abaddon. Azrael.
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The Angel of Death.
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What about...
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Satan's bitch?
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He's your boss, right?
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Told you to go on up there
and grab "Tulip O'Hare"?
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Well, you done that part right.
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But the part you did really wrong
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was walk off with somethin'
meant for his old lady friend.
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Madame L'Angelle?
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Your boss made a deal,
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and I'm guess'n he's gonna
rip your pretty little head off
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when he hears you screwed up.
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I don't like you.
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You don't have to.
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You just gotta brush your
teeth every once in a while
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and gimme back the goddamn briefcase.
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I'll be seeing you.
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It's not... It's her, not me.
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Wait, I can't go to Hell!
I am a servant of God!!!
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Look.
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Listen...
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I don't know who this
O'Hare chick is, okay?
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But I know it ain't her.
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So long, Tulip.
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Fuck.
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They were dead long before they met me.
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You have to understand,
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everyone that comes here is lost.
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They've given up on mortality.
They're seeking something more.
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So, I show them the
promise of the vampire life,
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before they learn about the reality.
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The torment of our existence.
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Yer a bloody mental case.
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I think you actually believe
yer own bollocks, don't ya?
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- Listen to me.
- I've been listenin'.
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- Cassidy...
- "I kill people to set them free."
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That's mental. You sound like
yer in a Kevin Spacey movie.
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Only on top of that, it's a bloody lie.
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You've been killin' all these
people fer all these years
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because you like it.
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It gives you power and it feels good.
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So just admit it.
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Alright.
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Cassidy, you have to try it.
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The rush. I mean, you would love it.
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We'll do it together, my fondest wish.
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Ever since the first time we met,
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I knew I wanted to do this with you.
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They're not drugs, you
arsehole. They're people!
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All them hundreds you
killed were people.
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Lisa... Jesus Christ,
do you remember Lisa?
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- She trusted me...
- They're losers!
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Desperate posers just like you said.
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And if they want to be like
us and play with death? Fine.
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Let's play.
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- I'm going out there.
- No.
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I'm going out there,
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and I'm gonna tell them
exactly who you are.
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I can't let you do that.
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I won't let you.
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This is what you've been
looking for all along.
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Someone to accept you and your flaws.
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Just accept me and mine.
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Please, Cassidy.
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We're this close to happiness.
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I'd rather be sad.
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Go on, just get it over and done with.
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No.
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It's going to be worse than that.
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Very impressive, Messiah.
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Mission accomplished.
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Bravo, Messiah.
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We did it.
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On your knees.
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Ohh.
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You sonofabitch.
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I should make you eat
everything in this goddamn room.
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Your head looks like a dick.
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So, I've been told.
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Suits you.
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Well, Starr. I think we're done.
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So if there's nothin' else...
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- Just the apocalypse.
- Ooh!
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Pbht.
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Pbht.
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Pbht.
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Left on our own,
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we'll have to stop
the end of the world...
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his way.
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Allfather and the Grail have infiltrated
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all the nuclear weapon states.
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Their agents wait... poised,
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ready to loose their nuclear arsenals
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upon the world...
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once they receive...
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...the signal.
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2,000 years
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after the Romans nailed His
only begotten son to a cross...
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The Grail, protectors of the bloodline,
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will roll out Jesus' direct descendant.
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- Enable missiles.
- Number one enabled.
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- Two enabled.
- Three enabled.
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Go! Go! Go!
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And the world will have their chance
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to accept him as their savior...
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Or reject him
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and face eternal damnation
in the coming apocalypse.
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The Grail has already infiltrated
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all the nuclear weapon states...
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Missiles will fly.
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And when the music stops...
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the unbelievers will burn.
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But the believers will survive
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and follow him to a
new paradise on Earth.
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Ooh!
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That is the worst apocalypse
plan I have ever heard.
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I agree... Allfather was a lunatic.
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You can't kill everyone.
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Just the undesirables.
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Hipsters. Presbyterians.
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Trade unionists.
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The Danes.
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A few dozen delicately placed,
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low-yield fissile devices
ought to do the trick.
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With you as Messiah,
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we'll have this dung-hole of a planet
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buffed back into shape in no time.
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You are obviously as batshit crazy
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as Allfather was,
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so I'm gonna make
this as clear as I can.
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For the last time:
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I am never gonna be your Messiah.
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Okay.
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Fine.
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I'll just go to the backup.
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I can't let that happen.
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Don't see there's anything
you can do about it,
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other than to agree to take his place.
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I'll get rid of him.
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You won't. I read your file.
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You're not a murderer.
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Not that kind of murderer anyway.
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Be reasonable.
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He may be a moron
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but he's the 17th generation
progeny of Christ himself.
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The Grail needs a Messiah.
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It's our entire business model!
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Stop.
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I'm sorry, Starr.
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You're gonna need a new business.
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Yeah. Crazy.
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Not if I can help it.
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This is a mistake.
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I am not supposed to be going to Hell.
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The only place I'm supposed to be going
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is off... this... damn...
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bus!
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Ja. Not surprised.
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I drove this hoelle
express for many years...
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No one ever got off.
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Not without help anyway.
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I wasn't offering it.
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I was merely making conversation.
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It's a free country.
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Quiet, woman! You'll...!
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Now look vat you've done!
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I was telling her! "Behave yourself"!
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How's your back?
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My advice to you is just sit tight.
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I don't sit tight.
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Sittin' tight is not an option.
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She saved your ass back there.
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Please. I was talkin' my
way out of there just fine.
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And she was on her way to
Hell sooner or later anyway.
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Man, you're a bitch.
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What're you? A Boy Scout?
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So, she's gonna eat these?
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Then what?
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Is that a paw or a hoof or a...?
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Pain in the ass is what it is.
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Gonna take a while to clean
out all the... whatnot.
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You got the souls. I'm out.
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Herr Starr doesn't do well
for long stretches without me.
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Guys! Guys!
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W-We all... We all gotta get out of
here right now before he gets back.
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He's a... He's a bleedin' maniac!
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D'ye know what he's
done to your mates...
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What he's gonna do to Alla yous?
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Nobody's "flying"
anywhere. Do you know what?
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I am gonna bolt. I'm
gonna bolt right now.
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Come on, let's go. Who's coming with me?
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00:21:06,252 --> 00:21:08,470
Come on. We should all
go right now! Come on!
272
00:21:09,556 --> 00:21:12,390
- What?
- You killed Mr. Hoover.
273
00:21:12,392 --> 00:21:14,589
Listen to me. I didn't
kill Mr. bloody Hoover.
274
00:21:14,592 --> 00:21:17,603
I stopped him killing Hoover.
He killed Lisa. He killed Deng.
275
00:21:17,606 --> 00:21:19,564
He's killed all the others
and he's gonna kill you, too,
276
00:21:19,566 --> 00:21:21,599
just so he can flit
about in the bloody sky.
277
00:21:21,602 --> 00:21:23,267
I mean, God knows what else he can do.
278
00:21:23,269 --> 00:21:26,470
Listen. Listen. Eccarius is...
279
00:21:26,472 --> 00:21:29,307
What? Ay, he's standin' right behind me?
280
00:21:29,309 --> 00:21:33,377
Well, my children...
281
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:37,345
Cassidy paints quite a vivid portrait...
282
00:21:37,348 --> 00:21:39,681
Who we gonna believe?
283
00:21:39,684 --> 00:21:42,984
This, uh, bitter, destructive lost soul
284
00:21:42,987 --> 00:21:47,058
who we welcomed with open arms?
285
00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:49,994
In return, he brought the Catholics
286
00:21:49,997 --> 00:21:51,329
right to our very doorstep.
287
00:21:51,331 --> 00:21:52,589
Hang on. Hang on a minute.
288
00:21:52,592 --> 00:21:55,799
Or your Lord who loves you?
289
00:21:55,801 --> 00:22:00,837
Who has always and will always love you?
290
00:22:00,839 --> 00:22:02,906
He loves you? You're his fix.
291
00:22:02,908 --> 00:22:06,076
Says the junkie who hates you
292
00:22:06,078 --> 00:22:08,857
almost as much as he hates himself.
293
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,025
Alright, I did.
294
00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:11,848
I said some harsh words
when I first got here.
295
00:22:11,850 --> 00:22:13,850
- That doesn't... I don't...
- Yes, what exactly
296
00:22:13,852 --> 00:22:16,786
did Cassidy call us when he arrived?
297
00:22:16,788 --> 00:22:17,787
Eejits.
298
00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:22,408
Stupid posers.
299
00:22:22,411 --> 00:22:25,362
An example must be made.
300
00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:31,968
- None of yous touch me!
- There you are, my children.
301
00:22:31,970 --> 00:22:34,970
The true maniac amongst us.
302
00:22:36,107 --> 00:22:39,508
An example must be made.
303
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,031
_
304
00:22:44,855 --> 00:22:47,324
_
305
00:22:48,685 --> 00:22:50,852
I don't know about that, but...
306
00:22:55,393 --> 00:22:58,093
Hey, either of you guys got a dime
307
00:22:58,096 --> 00:22:59,728
or, like, a-a dime-like thing?
308
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,553
_
309
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,673
Good, Eugene.
310
00:23:11,936 --> 00:23:14,241
_
311
00:23:14,244 --> 00:23:16,144
Yeah.
312
00:23:20,684 --> 00:23:22,984
I don't like zis.
313
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:26,410
I think we should just be
waiting for Rick to rescue us.
314
00:23:26,413 --> 00:23:27,889
Who the hell's "Rick"?
315
00:23:27,891 --> 00:23:30,394
My Reichsmarschall
Rick. From Circuit Works.
316
00:23:30,397 --> 00:23:32,828
He and his SS shock troops should be...
317
00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:36,731
He said he was coming.
318
00:23:46,995 --> 00:23:48,508
_
319
00:23:49,115 --> 00:23:50,514
Not exactly.
320
00:23:52,615 --> 00:23:54,281
Gimme one of your buttons.
321
00:23:54,283 --> 00:23:56,584
But I earned these.
322
00:24:07,096 --> 00:24:09,463
What about the girl?
323
00:24:09,465 --> 00:24:11,866
Was she with a preacher?
324
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:13,634
Or did she die alone?
325
00:24:13,636 --> 00:24:16,302
She didn't die at all.
326
00:24:16,304 --> 00:24:18,139
Satan told me to grab
her off the street.
327
00:24:19,808 --> 00:24:21,741
What about the rules?
328
00:24:21,743 --> 00:24:23,384
Don't be a Pollyanna.
329
00:24:23,387 --> 00:24:26,112
Your deformity boy isn't dead either.
330
00:24:26,114 --> 00:24:28,615
It's the Wild West, cowboy.
331
00:24:28,617 --> 00:24:30,550
God's gone.
332
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,422
There are no rules.
333
00:24:32,425 --> 00:24:35,259
Not that the old ones did
your wife and kid any good.
334
00:24:51,472 --> 00:24:54,173
I'm gonna drop these
in the drive shaft...
335
00:24:54,175 --> 00:24:55,741
The cuffs'll anchor the chain
336
00:24:55,743 --> 00:24:57,443
so it can catch on the flange yoke
337
00:24:57,445 --> 00:24:59,978
where the U-joint meets the differential.
338
00:25:01,597 --> 00:25:03,782
Once the U-joint jams,
339
00:25:03,784 --> 00:25:05,651
then the crown gear will seize
340
00:25:05,653 --> 00:25:09,786
and either one or both of
the axles are gonna lock.
341
00:25:09,789 --> 00:25:12,056
You're gonna hear
this big, loud screech,
342
00:25:12,059 --> 00:25:13,692
and the whole back of the bus,
343
00:25:13,694 --> 00:25:15,327
it's gonna start fishtailing...
344
00:25:15,329 --> 00:25:17,629
We might even flip,
345
00:25:17,631 --> 00:25:19,559
but once we're stopped,
346
00:25:19,562 --> 00:25:21,531
we're gonna have long
enough to make a run for it.
347
00:25:21,534 --> 00:25:23,664
That's it.
348
00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:25,745
_
349
00:25:25,748 --> 00:25:27,439
Foster care.
350
00:25:27,441 --> 00:25:29,874
Brace yourself.
351
00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:32,777
Ready?
352
00:25:32,779 --> 00:25:36,448
One... two...
353
00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:38,116
...three.
354
00:26:05,234 --> 00:26:06,978
Freeze.
355
00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:08,679
Ooh!
356
00:26:10,483 --> 00:26:13,550
Whoa.
357
00:26:18,390 --> 00:26:20,658
Humperdee?
358
00:26:32,203 --> 00:26:33,603
Whoa.
359
00:26:33,605 --> 00:26:36,773
Oh!
360
00:26:36,775 --> 00:26:38,775
Whoa.
361
00:26:40,206 --> 00:26:41,758
No! Don't do it!
362
00:26:41,761 --> 00:26:44,681
I need a messiah, Messiah.
363
00:26:53,959 --> 00:26:56,026
Ooh.
364
00:27:00,565 --> 00:27:04,467
Humperdoo.
365
00:27:08,773 --> 00:27:11,474
Oh.
366
00:27:11,476 --> 00:27:13,409
Ohh? Ohh?
367
00:27:13,411 --> 00:27:15,409
W-W-Wha...
368
00:27:18,650 --> 00:27:21,384
Oh!
369
00:27:23,821 --> 00:27:27,590
Humperdoo. Humperdoo.
370
00:27:36,467 --> 00:27:37,666
No!
371
00:27:39,736 --> 00:27:42,270
Custer, you maniac!
372
00:28:27,810 --> 00:28:30,043
Relax.
373
00:28:30,045 --> 00:28:32,615
You don't know what you've done...
374
00:28:32,618 --> 00:28:34,482
Stopped an apocalypse.
375
00:28:34,484 --> 00:28:36,883
Two by the sounds of it.
376
00:28:36,885 --> 00:28:39,386
Not a bad day.
377
00:28:39,388 --> 00:28:41,788
Here's the last of your
"Tom/Brady" cocktail.
378
00:28:44,059 --> 00:28:46,834
Genesis is mine.
379
00:28:46,837 --> 00:28:51,337
So we find ourselves adversaries
380
00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:53,834
once again, Custer.
381
00:28:53,836 --> 00:28:56,303
I've got a date with a mean old lady.
382
00:28:56,305 --> 00:28:58,371
Give her my love.
383
00:29:01,076 --> 00:29:02,966
One more thing...
384
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,481
No more hats.
385
00:29:28,870 --> 00:29:31,403
Stop!
386
00:29:45,586 --> 00:29:48,353
It pains us to do this...
387
00:29:48,355 --> 00:29:51,957
...but there's no worse offense
than to betray your own kind.
388
00:29:54,095 --> 00:29:55,861
It's time.
389
00:29:55,863 --> 00:29:57,196
Kevin, the drapes.
390
00:30:07,941 --> 00:30:09,974
Ooh, that's embarrassing.
391
00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:11,910
Should we move him into the light?
392
00:30:11,912 --> 00:30:13,612
No.
393
00:30:13,614 --> 00:30:16,047
We'll let the sun come to him.
394
00:30:22,656 --> 00:30:24,656
Give me time to collect something.
395
00:30:26,093 --> 00:30:27,926
And give Cassidy...
396
00:30:27,928 --> 00:30:31,663
...more time to reflect.
397
00:30:39,072 --> 00:30:41,475
I'll make a lasagna.
398
00:30:52,682 --> 00:30:53,727
_
399
00:30:55,431 --> 00:30:56,457
_
400
00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:58,620
Rick should be here by now.
401
00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:02,725
I gave him directions.
Where the hell is he?
402
00:31:02,728 --> 00:31:03,779
_
403
00:31:04,095 --> 00:31:05,786
_
404
00:31:08,456 --> 00:31:09,785
_
405
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:11,912
_
406
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,771
_
407
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,341
_
408
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,828
_
409
00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:39,128
Build a bomb.
410
00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:43,058
_
411
00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:45,544
_
412
00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:47,614
_
413
00:31:55,212 --> 00:31:57,713
Fetching, sir.
414
00:31:57,715 --> 00:32:00,148
Especially like the mutton chops.
415
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:07,999
I feel duty bound to inform you
416
00:32:08,002 --> 00:32:11,993
of a... significant lifestyle change...
417
00:32:11,995 --> 00:32:13,762
I am a vampire.
418
00:32:15,956 --> 00:32:17,686
But I assure you,
419
00:32:17,689 --> 00:32:19,874
it will have no impact whatsoever
420
00:32:19,877 --> 00:32:22,538
on my job performance
or professionalism.
421
00:32:26,865 --> 00:32:29,544
I-I think it's on backwards.
422
00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:41,107
No. I was wrong.
423
00:32:42,647 --> 00:32:49,029
Son of a whoring bitch!
424
00:33:01,292 --> 00:33:04,181
So, here's the thing...
425
00:33:04,184 --> 00:33:07,032
I have to go to the bathroom.
426
00:33:07,034 --> 00:33:08,599
Be my guest.
427
00:33:10,037 --> 00:33:11,970
Seriously though.
428
00:33:11,972 --> 00:33:13,499
Go ahead.
429
00:33:13,502 --> 00:33:16,106
You wouldn't be the first person
pissed herself on this ride.
430
00:33:18,176 --> 00:33:21,711
Would I be the first to call
you a dumbass leather skank?
431
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:26,518
You'd be the first and the last.
432
00:33:26,521 --> 00:33:28,254
What?
433
00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:29,953
Huh?
434
00:33:29,956 --> 00:33:32,289
Yeah, you better look away.
435
00:33:34,461 --> 00:33:38,329
Oh, I ain't scared of him. Not anymore.
436
00:33:38,332 --> 00:33:42,565
Not since a preacher I know
pretty much beat his sorry ass.
437
00:33:42,568 --> 00:33:46,303
No wonder they made you
errand boy after that mess.
438
00:33:46,305 --> 00:33:49,006
I'm no one's errand boy.
439
00:33:49,008 --> 00:33:50,708
Bus ride babysittin'?
440
00:33:52,046 --> 00:33:55,314
Sounds like errand boy shit to me.
441
00:33:55,317 --> 00:33:59,224
I'm surprised they didn't just
make him Satan's ass-wiper.
442
00:34:14,004 --> 00:34:15,427
_
443
00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,079
_
444
00:34:21,672 --> 00:34:25,779
He's right. I... I'm sorry.
445
00:34:25,782 --> 00:34:28,983
I-I shouldn't have
called you an errand boy.
446
00:34:28,986 --> 00:34:31,546
I shoulda called you an errand bitch.
447
00:34:36,187 --> 00:34:38,187
Did it work?
448
00:34:40,595 --> 00:34:41,855
_
449
00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:56,804
They want to be vampires
and change the world,
450
00:34:56,806 --> 00:35:01,343
but try gettin' them to
pick up after themselves...
451
00:35:01,345 --> 00:35:04,712
Could... Could I trouble
you for a beverage?
452
00:35:04,714 --> 00:35:07,582
I got... I got an
awful throat on me here.
453
00:35:07,584 --> 00:35:09,817
- Energy drink?
- Ooh, yeah. Go on.
454
00:35:09,819 --> 00:35:11,447
I could do with a caffeine bump.
455
00:35:11,450 --> 00:35:13,388
I've been nappin' through
me own crucifixion.
456
00:35:13,390 --> 00:35:15,390
Oh.
457
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,027
Thank you.
458
00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:21,328
Oh, Mr. Cassidy.
459
00:35:21,330 --> 00:35:24,285
Handsome and funny and
they all look up to you.
460
00:35:25,769 --> 00:35:29,236
Too bad you turned out to be
such a rotten piece of shit.
461
00:35:29,238 --> 00:35:32,674
Christ, you can never be
too sure about people, huh?
462
00:35:32,676 --> 00:35:38,322
And now here you nailed to a
pool table with tent stakes.
463
00:35:38,325 --> 00:35:41,987
It's just so disheartening, Mr. Cassidy.
464
00:35:41,990 --> 00:35:43,657
I feel the same.
465
00:35:43,660 --> 00:35:46,787
Well, hopefully you'll burn quick.
466
00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:50,625
Although I doubt it with
all these soda spills.
467
00:35:52,562 --> 00:35:53,927
Mrs. Rosen?
468
00:35:55,764 --> 00:35:59,032
You've been very kind to me, you know?
469
00:35:59,034 --> 00:36:01,635
Like me dear old Granny B used to be...
470
00:36:01,637 --> 00:36:04,203
God rest her soul.
471
00:36:07,976 --> 00:36:11,525
Can I be greedy and ask for
one small act of kindness?
472
00:36:11,528 --> 00:36:13,904
I won't let you go, Mr. Cassidy.
473
00:36:13,907 --> 00:36:17,208
No, no, no, no, of course not.
474
00:36:17,211 --> 00:36:21,947
Just one last request
for a vampire condemned.
475
00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:24,250
You know the flown children?
476
00:36:24,253 --> 00:36:27,854
You have all their
numbers, right? Right?
477
00:36:27,857 --> 00:36:31,132
Lisa... she's in Poland.
478
00:36:31,134 --> 00:36:33,166
You just call her up.
479
00:36:35,637 --> 00:36:38,070
Tell her I'm sorry. Alright?
480
00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:48,948
Okay so, we're going
about 40 miles per hour...
481
00:36:48,950 --> 00:36:50,333
But there's a grass shoulder
482
00:36:50,336 --> 00:36:52,846
so when we break the window,
we're gonna go out feet first.
483
00:36:52,849 --> 00:36:55,587
You gotta jump as far away from
the side of the bus as possible
484
00:36:55,590 --> 00:36:57,157
so you don't get run over.
485
00:36:58,194 --> 00:37:01,427
Stabbed in ze back
again. Just like 1918.
486
00:37:01,429 --> 00:37:04,095
When you're in the air,
you're gonna tuck your body
487
00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:06,731
like you're doin' a cannonball
into a swimming pool...
488
00:37:06,734 --> 00:37:09,434
Do not break your fall
with your arms, okay?
489
00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:12,937
Once you feel the ground,
you're gonna roll, roll...
490
00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:14,206
Get out of my way!!!
491
00:37:17,010 --> 00:37:20,045
Auf Wiedersehen, suckers!
492
00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:05,047
I was... I was having
the most wonderful dream.
493
00:39:05,049 --> 00:39:06,483
That's nice.
494
00:39:08,229 --> 00:39:12,376
Jody's not back yet...
495
00:39:12,379 --> 00:39:15,057
and... and there's no
word from Lil' Jesse.
496
00:39:15,059 --> 00:39:17,593
Jesse'll be here...
497
00:39:17,595 --> 00:39:20,396
he'll come back.
498
00:39:20,398 --> 00:39:22,431
He gave me his word.
499
00:39:22,433 --> 00:39:25,161
A-A-And you believe him, Miss Marie?
500
00:39:25,164 --> 00:39:26,980
Well, of course I do.
501
00:39:26,983 --> 00:39:30,150
He's coming to kill me.
502
00:39:35,091 --> 00:39:36,458
Thanks, fellas.
503
00:39:39,547 --> 00:39:41,333
Back to work.
504
00:40:04,115 --> 00:40:07,969
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