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This is such a fun way
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to celebrate you guys
finishing the mini-mall.
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Hey, did Lisa say what
our next project is?
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- Mm-mm.
- I hope it's a water park.
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I love a lazy river.
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You don't have to get out to pee.
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Yes, you do.
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Look, Lisa's gonna tell
us about our next project
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when she gets here,
and she said it is big.
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I'm feeling so good,
I splurged on lobster.
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Andi, we're lobster people.
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You married good.
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Oh, that's Lisa.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Oh, look at all the people.
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That means small talk,
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which my therapist
urged me to try, so...
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How about sports, huh?
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You're so good at that.
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Uh, h-hey, come on in.
Come on in. Have a seat.
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We were just talking about
the next big project coming up.
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Oh, well, I have great news about that.
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The next project I
will be working on is...
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myself!
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I'm going on sabbatical.
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I hope that's the name of a water slide.
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It's a long-term break to
get my life back in order.
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Long-term break?
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Uh, so what are we gonna be building?
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Well, I don't know about you two,
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but I'll be building a new me.
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She might have to take that
thing down to the studs.
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Uh, Lisa, you said there'd be
more work after the mini-mall.
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We're depending on you.
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- We let all of our other clients go.
- Yeah.
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You can't do this to me.
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If I'm home all day,
my wife will make me
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take the kids to Mommy and Me.
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They don't even have
a men's restroom there.
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Okay, fun party.
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Wish me luck on my journey.
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It's gonna be like that book,
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a whole "eat, pray, drink" thing.
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I-I think it's Eat, Pray, Love.
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Not when I do it.
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We just lost our jobs.
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I can't sleep.
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I can't sleep!
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- What?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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Did I wake you? I-I can't sleep.
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But we did the thing that
usually puts you right to sleep.
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Yeah, but I kept thinking about Lisa.
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Afterward. Afterward.
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This whole situation with her,
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it's my fault.
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Well, how do you figure?
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She's the crazy one.
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Yeah, but I'm the one
who put all our eggs
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in her crazy basket.
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I convinced Don to
give up our other work.
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Oh, Don's fine. Okay?
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And don't forget I'm
bringing in money now, too.
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- Hmm.
- I mean,
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not as much as if I were a man,
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but I'm just happy you guys let me vote.
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Are we doing women's rights,
or are we gonna do my thing?
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Okay. Go ahead.
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There's 20 guys on the crew
that are unemployed now,
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and they all have families.
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One of them has a secret second family.
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That's expensive.
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Yeah, but you were doing bathrooms
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and kitchens before Lisa.
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You can just go back to that.
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But that takes time.
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You know? Residential stuff
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is all word of mouth,
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and for the last year, we've been saying
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we're out of that business.
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I... I don't know, Andi.
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You know what, just go back to sleep.
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? Go ahead and get
drunk as a skunk ?
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? We'll get you out of jail! ?
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Call me!
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If I don't get you out of jail,
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I'll do the time!
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That song's catchy.
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That guy is such a bozo,
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but his business is going great.
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I saw him at the car
wash driving a Corvette
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with two hot blondes in it.
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And I felt sorry for him
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because he thinks
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- he's happy.
- Yeah.
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You know, maybe he's doing so well
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because he has that commercial.
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You should make one.
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Me? Really?
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You'd be great.
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Yeah, you're very charismatic.
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Well, you may have a point there.
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When I see myself on the
security TV at 7-Eleven,
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I think, "That guy is
stealing nothing but hearts."
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Yeah. So do a commercial.
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It could bring in a lot of business.
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Yeah.
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- Thanks, honey.
- You're welcome.
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- Mmm.
- Yeah.
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You know who wouldn't have
come up with that idea?
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Two blondes in a Corvette.
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Yeah.
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- But they have other things they do.
- Eh.
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Okay, I looked into it.
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Our last payment for the mini-mall
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will cover the cost of the commercial,
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including airtime.
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I don't know how good I'll be on camera.
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I've never taken a single
picture with my eyes open.
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My wedding album
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looks like Weekend at Bernie's.
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Well, just follow my lead.
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You've seen me at 7-Eleven.
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I light up the screen.
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I can shoot it. I've
got a pro-grade camera
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and a green screen.
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Jen and I like to film ourselves
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doing role-play against
exotic backgrounds.
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Weird guy's got a little spark
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to him, huh?
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No, it's nothing dirty.
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Just soft erotica
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with the occasional
lightsaber battle thrown in.
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Okay, I'm gonna stop you
right there. Okay? Yeah?
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- Uh-huh. Sure.
- Enough?
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Okay. All right, let's think.
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All right, we'll have 15 seconds
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to sell people on Burns
Brothers Construction.
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What's our message?
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All right.
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We open on a puppy.
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Widen to reveal a girl in a bikini
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is holding the puppy.
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And then... whoosh...
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"Burns Brothers Construction."
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I don't hate it.
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I'd call after that.
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That has nothing to
do with our business.
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W-Why don't we just say...
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we do quality work at a fair price.
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- I like that.
- Hmm?
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And to show how low our prices are,
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we'll run away from cartoon dollar signs
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with the slogan... whoosh...
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"We hate money."
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Who says, "We hate money"?
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The puppy or the dame?
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I feel so bad
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for Adam. He was tossing
and turning all night.
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Don slept like a baby.
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When he gets stressed,
his body shuts down
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like those goats that tip over.
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You know, I'm thinking
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about asking my boss for a raise.
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I mean, I'm the breadwinner now,
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so it'd be great if I could,
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you know, win a little more bread.
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Do it. Demand a raise.
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Yeah, but I'm really bad
at awkward conversations.
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I mean, I lose my nerve,
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and then I just start
to laugh like an idiot.
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Isn't part of your job telling
people their blood test results?
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Yeah. Yeah, I-I've giggled my way
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through some real tough calls.
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Oh, there's my boss.
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Oh, good. Now's the time. Do it now.
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Really? Now?
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Yeah. I got your back.
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Hey, Bob, come join us.
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She said that.
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Oh, boy. Okay.
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- Hey, Andi.
- Hey, Bob.
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The boss.
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The "Boboss."
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Um, I was wondering
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if, uh, I could talk to you
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about some bread-related issues I'm...
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You-you all right?
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Sure, I'm great.
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Yeah.
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No, she's just happy 'cause
she is such a good worker.
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I'd sure hate to hear that
she isn't being taken care of.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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Well, you don't know me.
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But, uh, my husband's on
the board at the hospital.
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- Oh, he is? What's his name?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, you're not gonna know his name.
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No.
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That's how high up he is.
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He's with, um...
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Mitch and Glenn's people.
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Who are Mitch and Glenn?
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I can't feel my feet.
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There are my stars. Okay.
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Let's make some TV history.
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Remember to keep it clean, Lowell.
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This isn't one of your space pornos.
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Oh, Don's so nervous.
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I just hope he doesn't go
full goat and fall over.
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Don't worry.
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Adam will help him.
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And we're rolling.
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Okay. Hey, don't worry.
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- You got this, okay?
- Yeah. Okay.
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You start us off, and
I'll bring it home.
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- All right. Yeah.
- All right?
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- We're good.
- Right, we're ready.
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And action.
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Hi. My name is Don Burns,
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and I own Burns Brothers Construction
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along with my brother, Adam.
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Cut.
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Uh-oh.
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We're gonna need a puppy.
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Okay, let's try it again.
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Uh, Adam,
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maybe put your hands in
your pockets this time
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and try not to look like
you're falling out of a plane.
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Take 16.
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Only getting better.
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And action.
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Hi. My name is Don Burns,
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and I own Burns Brothers Construction
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along with my brother, Adam.
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Ha ha.
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You said it, Donald.
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Can we say "cut"? Because
somebody should say it.
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Cut.
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Nailed it.
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Look at them, Don.
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They're starstruck.
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Poor Adam.
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What happened out there?
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Before we started, he was Tom Cruise.
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As soon as I said "action,"
he turned into Rain Man.
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I mean, was he that bad?
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It felt bad, but I thought
the camera would fix it.
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The camera adds weight, not talent.
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Look, we're gonna have
to break it to Adam,
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but I can't do it on my own.
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You saw how bad I am at
awkward conversations.
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I mean,
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Don, you'll help, right?
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Absolutely. We're family.
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- We'll all do it together.
- Okay.
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Hey, I found some
champagne in the garage!
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Okay, here he comes.
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All right, stay calm, Andi.
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Oh.
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Don!
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You said you would help.
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That's called "acting."
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Hey, whoa, w-where's everybody going?
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- I got a thing.
- I'm going to his thing.
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- I married the thing.
- I don't want to be here,
265
00:10:13,622 --> 00:10:15,622
and I don't care who knows it.
266
00:10:17,777 --> 00:10:19,859
Oh, well. More champagne for us.
267
00:10:19,861 --> 00:10:22,428
- Good. Drinking is a good idea.
- Yeah.
268
00:10:22,430 --> 00:10:24,164
Uh, because, um, yeah,
269
00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,732
I-I kind of need to tell you something.
270
00:10:25,734 --> 00:10:28,501
Yeah, well, go ahead.
I love compliments.
271
00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:33,807
Um, okay, uh...
272
00:10:34,462 --> 00:10:37,187
Well, about the commercial...
273
00:10:37,212 --> 00:10:39,445
I just... I just think that...
274
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,320
Oh.
275
00:10:47,819 --> 00:10:50,490
Uh-oh. You're doing your thing.
276
00:10:51,569 --> 00:10:54,027
Okay, you don't have to say
it, 'cause I felt it, too.
277
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:55,195
Oh.
278
00:10:55,975 --> 00:10:57,397
Don kind of stinks.
279
00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,099
Oh, boy.
280
00:11:00,101 --> 00:11:01,534
But I think Lowell can fix that.
281
00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,469
He'll just focus more on me.
282
00:11:04,225 --> 00:11:06,629
Okay. How do I explain this to you?
283
00:11:06,654 --> 00:11:08,041
Um... Oh.
284
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:11,291
Hey, remember how at all
of our friends' weddings,
285
00:11:11,316 --> 00:11:13,533
I used to get up and sing
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
286
00:11:13,558 --> 00:11:14,814
'cause I thought I was a good singer?
287
00:11:14,816 --> 00:11:16,749
And then, finally, you had to wrestle me
288
00:11:16,751 --> 00:11:19,018
into the ladies room at
the Hilton and explain to me
289
00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:22,488
that I was ruining
people's most precious day?
290
00:11:22,912 --> 00:11:25,213
Yeah. Yeah.
291
00:11:27,207 --> 00:11:28,970
Still nothing?
292
00:11:29,839 --> 00:11:32,660
Okay. Well, honey...
293
00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:34,278
Uh,
294
00:11:34,303 --> 00:11:36,836
we are in the Hilton ladies room,
295
00:11:36,838 --> 00:11:40,306
and you're about to be
crying by the tampon machine.
296
00:11:41,599 --> 00:11:43,496
This is nothing like that.
297
00:11:43,521 --> 00:11:46,512
Everyone knew you were
a bad singer but you.
298
00:11:47,782 --> 00:11:50,650
Whereas in my case, uh... Oh.
299
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,423
I'm sorry.
300
00:11:55,761 --> 00:11:56,656
Huh.
301
00:11:59,055 --> 00:12:01,581
I kind of pictured this going
in a different direction.
302
00:12:02,276 --> 00:12:03,863
I thought we'd do a
bunch of commercials,
303
00:12:03,888 --> 00:12:07,790
and then Terry Bradshaw
would see it and be my friend.
304
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,437
Well, I'm still your friend.
305
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,524
You know, it's fine.
306
00:12:13,549 --> 00:12:14,969
- It's fine.
- Oh.
307
00:12:14,994 --> 00:12:16,943
I-I'm sorry, honey.
I-I know it's tough.
308
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,703
Oh, no, no. Hey, hey,
309
00:12:18,728 --> 00:12:20,213
it needed to be said.
310
00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:21,353
Right?
311
00:12:21,378 --> 00:12:23,927
I'm no actor. Big deal.
312
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:27,937
The important thing is
that the commercial is good.
313
00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:30,723
- Yeah.
- So I will give Lowell a call
314
00:12:30,725 --> 00:12:34,999
and tell him he needs
to find a better... me.
315
00:12:35,814 --> 00:12:37,350
I think he knows.
316
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,156
I like our new Adam. You
could really be brothers.
317
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,747
Yeah. It's nice that you're tall.
318
00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:48,309
We could high-five, and I
don't have to crouch down.
319
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:49,882
Whoa-oh!
320
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,114
Uh-oh. Adam, you're here.
321
00:12:54,139 --> 00:12:55,736
Didn't you get the e-mail I sent you...
322
00:12:55,761 --> 00:12:58,378
Subject line: "Maybe stay in the house"?
323
00:12:58,456 --> 00:13:00,993
It's fine. This commercial is
important to Burns Brothers,
324
00:13:01,018 --> 00:13:03,297
so I think I should meet
the guy who's playing me.
325
00:13:03,322 --> 00:13:05,219
That's not gonna be
uncomfortable for you?
326
00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:06,766
What? No.
327
00:13:06,791 --> 00:13:08,836
I rise above. That's what I do.
328
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,517
That's the spirit. Hey, New Adam?
329
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,305
- Yeah.
- I'd like you to meet someone.
330
00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:16,711
Oh, great. Is this who
I give my lunch order to?
331
00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:21,914
No. No, this is Adam Burns,
the person you're playing.
332
00:13:22,031 --> 00:13:25,120
It's okay, Lowell. Like
I said, I rise above.
333
00:13:25,122 --> 00:13:27,222
Also, there's no budget for lunch.
334
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,757
I have a cherry ChapStick.
335
00:13:28,759 --> 00:13:30,759
You can nibble on that later.
336
00:13:32,624 --> 00:13:36,020
Uh, so, uh, New Adam,
uh, what's your name?
337
00:13:36,045 --> 00:13:37,899
- I'm Leif Forrest.
- I'm sorry?
338
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,502
Leif... Forrest.
339
00:13:48,217 --> 00:13:49,811
Okay, I'm gonna... I'm
gonna go back over there,
340
00:13:49,813 --> 00:13:52,380
'cause it's easier to
rise above back over there.
341
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,483
Bob,
342
00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:58,275
yesterday, I had to have
a very awkward conversation
343
00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,354
- with my husband, and...
- Yes.
344
00:13:59,356 --> 00:14:02,587
I realized that it's something
I can do if I have to.
345
00:14:02,612 --> 00:14:03,892
So...
346
00:14:03,894 --> 00:14:05,721
can I have a raise?
347
00:14:06,129 --> 00:14:08,049
I'll let you in on a little secret.
348
00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:10,432
Our hospital's getting
bought by SuperMed,
349
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:13,168
and they said they have
big plans for our lab.
350
00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:15,670
I have a call with them
later to finalize the details,
351
00:14:15,672 --> 00:14:18,659
and when I do, you're
gonna get that raise.
352
00:14:18,684 --> 00:14:20,339
- Really?!
- Yes.
353
00:14:20,364 --> 00:14:22,544
Oh, thank you, Bob.
354
00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:25,378
I am so proud of myself.
355
00:14:25,518 --> 00:14:26,913
I didn't even snort on you.
356
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,417
Well, we're both happy about that.
357
00:14:30,754 --> 00:14:32,220
Damn it!
358
00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:33,188
Yeah.
359
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,057
All right, let's get started.
360
00:14:36,059 --> 00:14:40,286
Burns Brothers Commercial,
Episode II: A New Hope.
361
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,897
Take one. Action.
362
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,886
Hi. My name is Don Burns,
363
00:14:44,911 --> 00:14:46,860
and I own Burns Brothers Construction,
364
00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:48,418
along with my brother Adam.
365
00:14:48,443 --> 00:14:49,671
Here at Burns Brothers,
366
00:14:49,673 --> 00:14:52,307
we know you need quality
work at low prices.
367
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,943
- Cut!
- No. No, no.
368
00:14:54,945 --> 00:14:58,190
You don't say "cut." I say
"cut." Cut. Now it's official.
369
00:14:58,696 --> 00:15:01,249
Leif, you're doing great so far,
but I just wanted to point out,
370
00:15:01,251 --> 00:15:04,252
you're saying "quality
work at low prices."
371
00:15:04,254 --> 00:15:08,503
- Yeah.
- It's quali-TEE work at low PRI-ces.
372
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,628
But nobody talks like that.
373
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,396
I'm just trying to help, you know?
374
00:15:14,398 --> 00:15:17,966
You've never actually built
a mini-mall, but I have, so...
375
00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:21,469
Well, I went to six weeks of
acting classes in a mini-mall,
376
00:15:21,471 --> 00:15:23,530
so, I know what I'm doing.
377
00:15:24,085 --> 00:15:25,173
Okay, okay.
378
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,976
Adam... TV Adam... let's
just give it another try.
379
00:15:30,884 --> 00:15:32,347
Are you sure this guy's better than me?
380
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:35,016
Yes! Sorry. Yes.
381
00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:38,784
And action.
382
00:15:38,947 --> 00:15:40,655
Hi. My name is Don Burns,
383
00:15:40,657 --> 00:15:42,609
and I own Burns Brothers Construction,
384
00:15:42,634 --> 00:15:44,367
along with my brother Adam.
385
00:15:44,392 --> 00:15:46,561
- Here at Burns Brothers...
- Cut!
386
00:15:48,165 --> 00:15:49,597
Why are you making that face?
387
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,099
I wasn't making a face.
388
00:15:52,124 --> 00:15:53,435
Oh, sorry, sorry.
389
00:15:53,437 --> 00:15:55,303
I... I thought you were
making a stupid face.
390
00:15:55,305 --> 00:15:56,704
It's just regular, you guys.
391
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,473
It's just his regular face.
392
00:16:01,723 --> 00:16:04,159
And... action.
393
00:16:04,184 --> 00:16:05,749
Hi. I'm Don Burns, and...
394
00:16:05,774 --> 00:16:07,174
Cut.
395
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:08,409
Adam, what are you doing?
396
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,218
Just one second. I think
I can help this guy.
397
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,953
Cut. Son of a biscuit!
398
00:16:11,955 --> 00:16:13,221
Okay. Uh...
399
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:16,024
You're playing me. Right? Okay?
400
00:16:16,049 --> 00:16:17,719
I am not this.
401
00:16:19,618 --> 00:16:21,663
All right? I am this.
402
00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:25,007
Okay, that's it.
403
00:16:25,032 --> 00:16:26,801
I can't work with this guy.
404
00:16:26,803 --> 00:16:28,970
Uh-oh. Looks like we have
405
00:16:28,972 --> 00:16:31,190
a diva on our hands.
406
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,373
Let's get you a snack.
407
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:35,343
Do you eat snacks, or do
you just do push-ups, or...?
408
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:38,646
- What is with you?
- What?
409
00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:40,348
Look, we need this
commercial to be good,
410
00:16:40,350 --> 00:16:42,851
and Forrest Gump over there
isn't bringing the magic.
411
00:16:43,652 --> 00:16:44,975
And that's it?
412
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,599
Well, yeah. What else would there be?
413
00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:48,524
Oh, come on, man. It's obvious.
414
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,191
You feel threatened
415
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,927
because Leif and I are very tall.
416
00:16:54,651 --> 00:16:56,097
I am normal height.
417
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,366
This is what people look like.
418
00:16:58,368 --> 00:17:00,401
And if I feel threatened,
it's because it's my fault
419
00:17:00,403 --> 00:17:02,103
our company's in trouble.
420
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,938
I feel like you're
losing confidence in me,
421
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,086
and now you have literally replaced me.
422
00:17:07,297 --> 00:17:09,110
That was my second guess.
423
00:17:09,922 --> 00:17:13,640
Wow. I think I just
unlocked something there.
424
00:17:14,914 --> 00:17:17,095
My neck feels so loose all of a sudden.
425
00:17:17,698 --> 00:17:21,174
Hey, what happened with
Lisa isn't your fault.
426
00:17:21,342 --> 00:17:23,542
We both screwed that up.
427
00:17:25,395 --> 00:17:27,262
Well, thanks for saying that.
428
00:17:27,264 --> 00:17:29,564
Hey, and you were a little right.
429
00:17:29,566 --> 00:17:31,933
Leif is very tall, and I don't love it.
430
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,335
Look,
431
00:17:34,997 --> 00:17:38,473
if you don't like that guy,
then I don't like that guy.
432
00:17:38,544 --> 00:17:41,339
Hey, Leif, you're out of here.
433
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,236
Wait. What? Why?
434
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,847
Because I'd rather make
the worst commercial ever
435
00:17:45,849 --> 00:17:47,715
with my brother than a great commercial
436
00:17:47,717 --> 00:17:50,351
with the most talented
man I've ever met.
437
00:17:51,408 --> 00:17:53,650
Don, you're firing this guy
438
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:55,557
when he didn't do a single thing wrong.
439
00:17:56,999 --> 00:17:58,694
You're a good brother.
440
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,964
This is the most unprofessional
set I have ever been on.
441
00:18:02,966 --> 00:18:04,866
And I have been on three.
442
00:18:09,973 --> 00:18:12,270
Hey, welcome back.
443
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,275
Okay, gentlemen,
444
00:18:14,277 --> 00:18:16,044
let's make a terrible commercial.
445
00:18:16,069 --> 00:18:17,556
Come on.
446
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:22,399
Hi. My name is Don Burns,
447
00:18:22,424 --> 00:18:25,727
and my brother Adam and I own
Burns Brothers Construction.
448
00:18:25,752 --> 00:18:27,822
You want quality work at a low price.
449
00:18:27,824 --> 00:18:30,609
That's why we'll match
or beat our competition,
450
00:18:30,634 --> 00:18:34,228
because here at Burns Brothers,
not only do we love puppies...
451
00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:38,333
We hate money!
452
00:18:42,507 --> 00:18:43,905
I love it!
453
00:18:43,907 --> 00:18:46,287
Me not talking was a good idea.
454
00:18:46,312 --> 00:18:48,509
That puppy's got a hell
of a career ahead of him.
455
00:18:48,511 --> 00:18:50,411
- Yeah.
- We did it, brother, you and me.
456
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:52,113
- Yeah.
- Ah!
457
00:18:52,115 --> 00:18:54,003
"Good job, Lowell." "Good job, Lowell."
458
00:18:54,028 --> 00:18:56,168
"Oh, thank you. It's nice to hear."
459
00:18:56,207 --> 00:18:58,135
Great job, Lowell. Thank you.
460
00:18:59,656 --> 00:19:01,956
Hey, Andi, we finished our commercial.
461
00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:04,266
I think our troubles are finally...
462
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:05,493
What's the matter?
463
00:19:05,495 --> 00:19:06,995
I just got laid off.
464
00:19:07,681 --> 00:19:08,997
- What?!
- Yeah. The...
465
00:19:08,999 --> 00:19:10,392
The hospital got bought,
466
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,117
and the new owners eliminated
our whole department.
467
00:19:13,142 --> 00:19:16,537
When Bob had his call with
them, they just fired all of us.
468
00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:19,586
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
469
00:19:20,344 --> 00:19:22,273
Whoa.
470
00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:26,581
Wow. I guess now neither
of us are working.
471
00:19:28,786 --> 00:19:31,529
Well, look at it this way.
472
00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:33,950
It's a good thing you guys hate money.
473
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:45,993
Okay, let's just try to think
about the good stuff, huh?
474
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,285
I mean, we have a lot
to be thankful for.
475
00:19:49,862 --> 00:19:51,238
Yeah, you're right.
476
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,274
We've got some money set aside,
477
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,875
and I've got no secret second family,
478
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,211
so we're saving money right there.
479
00:19:57,659 --> 00:20:00,680
Yeah, I think we're gonna be all right.
480
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,078
Of course we will.
481
00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:05,171
Hey, I don't want you worrying.
482
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,124
You know what I just realized?
483
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,341
Hmm?
484
00:20:12,466 --> 00:20:15,654
I'm out of work, and you're out of work.
485
00:20:15,802 --> 00:20:19,500
So we're finally getting paid
the same for the same job.
486
00:20:19,502 --> 00:20:21,335
There's your equal rights.
487
00:20:25,846 --> 00:20:28,376
? Go ahead and get
drunk as a skunk ?
488
00:20:28,378 --> 00:20:31,645
? We'll get you out of jail! ?
489
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,115
- Damn, it is catchy.
- Mm.
490
00:20:34,117 --> 00:20:36,050
We should have done a jingle.
491
00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:37,336
What?
492
00:20:38,727 --> 00:20:43,727
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