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Ladies and gentlemen,
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you ready to see
some burlesque?
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Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to see this girl?
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Come on, let me hear it!
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Give it up for Gal Friday!
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♪ I went down
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♪ To Saint James infirmary
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♪ See my baby there
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♪ She was stretched out
On a long white table ♪
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♪ And she was
Just lying on there ♪
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I am from Tennessee.
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For a lot of Southern families,
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it's really big that girls
get married or have a family.
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That's not my lifestyle.
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Let's hear it for Gal Friday!
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Everyone can do it.
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Everyone can perform burlesque
if they really want to.
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You need to get a costume,
you need to get a gimmick,
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and you need to get up onstage
and have the balls to do it.
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I was asked, I believe,
in 1996 or 1997,
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by Catherine Hourihan,
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she said, "Will you do
a burlesque number for me?"
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And I had no idea
what it was.
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She said,
"It's a short dance
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that either begins or ends naked
to music."
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You know, at that time
you could fit
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all of the burlesque performers
in New York City in two cabs.
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I remember when it was still
just like me,
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Scotty the Blue Bunny,
Dirty Martini,
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Velocity Chyaldd, Tigger,
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and World Famous Bob,
and just like a handful
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of the first wave
of what we considered to be
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the initial waves of
the burlesque revival movement
in New York City.
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Experimental artists that were
just absolutely whack-a-doodle
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and inspiring and think outside any concept of any shape.
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Think outside the triangle.
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When I started doing burlesque,
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nobody knew what the word
"burlesque" was.
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I didn't even care what
the word "burlesque" meant.
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But then it sort of like
snowballed.
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You know, there's that
second wave
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Then there's the third wave.
Then there's the fourth wave.
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And then Christina Aguilera
and Cher.
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And then there's
the seventh wave.
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Burlesque is an evolving term,
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which includes an aesthetic
of sparkles and eyelashes
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and high heels
and fancy dresses and nudity.
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And femininity.
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And comedy.
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It's also now becoming
more and more a lifestyle.
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But burlesque has always been,
and I believe will always be,
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the lowest of the low
entertainment.
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Because, really,
who are we?
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Just some stripper
from New York City.
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I always knew
I wanted to live here.
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Even when I was young
and had no concept
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of what it really meant.
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I felt really weird
where I was from.
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I don't know,
it just never felt like
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the right fit back there.
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My mother always said I was an
old woman born in a tiny body.
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And from the very beginning, a smartass who talked too much,
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and just a little too wise
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for such a small person.
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And she has great stories
of where I would,
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even as a 7-year-old,
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just be breaking the balls
of all of her friends.
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And she said, you would make them feel bad about themselves.
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My mother was
a construction worker.
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Sometimes for fun she would
take me on site with her,
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and I always liked that time
with her.
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Now she is a motorcycle
mechanic.
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My father is a contractor
and does like electric work
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and stuff like that, but I did not grow up with him.
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He left when I was a baby.
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But we've always had a good,
friendly relationship.
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He knows what I do.
He doesn't care.
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When you're in a family
where your mom is a biker,
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a Harley mechanic,
and an all-around tough broad
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who does her own thing as well
it's like,
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what are they going to say?
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I have been a professional
burlesque performer
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for about six years.
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I've got it good.
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I live in New York
and I'm able
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to maybe sometimes
barely scrape by,
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but I'm still able
to support myself.
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Gal Friday!
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Gal Friday!
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It's Gal Friday!
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There have been months where
I struggled to make my rent.
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But, you know, that's the life
of a classic stripper.
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Minnie Tonka
and Darlinda Just Darlinda,
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10 years ago
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did a number that you are going
to see in just a couple minutes.
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That's right, they're going
to be performing
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their very first number
from 2004 for us tonight,
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which I think
is incredible.
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So, ladies and gentlemen,
please join me
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in welcoming to the stage,
the Schlep Sisters.
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In Yiddish, "schlep" is like,
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oh, you're kind of
a sloppy person,
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or like, you know, oh, you got
to schlep that big bag.
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So it's like,
it's a funny word.
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And it doesn't necessarily
have like a sexy connotation.
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♪ Turn left, turn right
Hold tight ♪
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♪ Lift your feet
Heart will follow ♪
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♪ Lift your voice
Fill the hollow ♪
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♪ Spread your wings
Like the swallow ♪
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♪ Spread your wings like
The swallow ♪
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♪ Fly away
Greet the day ♪
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♪ Dance, dance
Everybody dance ♪
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Our Hava Nagila act
was our first act ever.
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We came out in granny panties.
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We had these suitcases
just full of random clothes.
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And then we just
put them on.
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We did a reverse strip,
because I didn't want to strip.
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I was intimidated, yeah.
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At the time, that's when, like,
kind of gay marriage
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was starting to get into the
news, and we were like, oh...
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-As we developed that act.
-As we developed that act, yeah.
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And we were like oh, well,
Hava Nagila is a wedding song,
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so why don't we be
two brides?
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How does
the Schlep Sisters' style
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differ from your individual
styles and routines?
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I mean, I tend to do,
like, really weird things.
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Pull things out
of my pussy, and...
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You know, it's like things
like that are, like,
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the Schlep Sisters
would never do, you know?
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-And I would never do.
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And, yeah, she would never do,
yeah, yeah.
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Before I got into burlesque,
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I was really on this very deep
Jewish journey.
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I got my master's
in Jewish Education.
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In graduate school I felt very,
very out of place.
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It was very stifling
and conservative for me.
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I didn't kind of fit
the typical mold
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of someone who would go to
a Jewish theological seminary.
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Please welcome to the stage,
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from New York City,
Minnie Tonka!
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So, I was really, really excited
and intrigued to try burlesque.
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But I was very,
very scared
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to do the strip tease
alone on stage.
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And Darlinda was always really
pushing me to, you know,
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be more naked
and be more naked.
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♪ Shut your mouth
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♪ Shut your mouth
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♪ Shut your mouth
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I think about that sometimes,
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when I think about how I just
fully didn't get it, in a way.
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You know, it took me years
to fully get
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and understand burlesque.
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Or maybe an animal
that you like?
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Or that you're
curious about.
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The past few years I've started to teach burlesque.
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If you were a snake,
for example,
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you want to, like, slither
your way to get to that sun.
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Or you-- you see a rat
that you want to eat.
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I wanted to create a class
to give people the space
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to explore what burlesque
means to them.
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What are some reasons
for doing burlesque?
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If you're exposed to different
body types, you will find--
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you will find
your mindset changing,
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and you'll start
thinking, like,
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wow, this type of body that I
never see is actually beautiful,
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because you're just being
exposed to it more and more.
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Burlesque is an opportunity
to be a statement, an assertion.
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I am enough, I am okay,
I am going to share it.
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If you don't want it,
that's fine, but here it is.
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Yeah.
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Here it is.
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Yeah.
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The fact that we have
a sexuality
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and we can display this
without shame.
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And, you know, display,
like, whatever kind of freak
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you've got inside.
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I don't know if there
was a specific moment
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that told me this is what
I'm going to be doing.
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Just lots of little steps.
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This is from the time that
I took my grandma's scarves
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out of her drawer and tied them
around me into a costume.
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But I know that
I had these, like,
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just kind of secret dreams.
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I would go up to my room
and play dress-up and, like,
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pretend I was a princess.
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Like, way later than...
than I should admit.
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I've had issues
with social anxiety.
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I guess I got boobs early,
and a little bit of teasing.
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I felt that if I showed cleavage
I was slutty.
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[ambulance siren wailing
distantly]
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My first performance,
I was intensely nervous.
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I remember being
in the dressing room
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with all these other
performers.
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The dressing room
at the Slipper Room
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was covered
in glittery graffiti.
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All these performers' names
who I had seen.
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And being back there
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where all these other
performers had been...
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was intimidating
and exciting.
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But I remember kind of the
moment I stepped on stage...
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Hazel Honeysuckle...
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...and heard applause
and saw the audience...
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it was kind of like
a homecoming.
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You know, I've been present
for a lot of conversations
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that go something like this:
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"Oh, she gets hired
because she flirts."
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"She gets hired because
she's real pretty,
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but she can't dance,"
you know.
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Telling me that I'm not really
that good.
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-Hi, Minnie. Sorry.
-Hi, it's okay.
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-Hi, Hazel.
-Hi-- ooh.
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How are you? Thanks for coming.
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We're both wearing
white G-strings.
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Yes. Yes.
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I see.
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Bean bag masturbation.
What is that?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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get yourselves ready
for the Wiggle Room.
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I don't doubt that if I had
a different body,
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there's a very good chance
I would not have gotten
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a lot of the work,
or the same amount of work
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that I have gotten.
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That's left me
with something to prove.
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Here she is now, the lovely,
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the talented, my ex-wife,
Hazel Honeysuckle!
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♪ Honey dear, want you near
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♪ Just turn out the lights
And then come over here ♪
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♪ Nestle close up to my side
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I don't want to be a success
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based on just being pretty.
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I want to be worth it
as an artist.
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♪ I never knew that life could
Ever be so sweet ♪
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♪ Till I met you
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♪ Some time ago
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♪ But now you know
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♪ I love you so
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Hazel Honeysuckle,
everybody!
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I have a massive
shoe collection.
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So we have all manner
of Lucite,
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boots, thigh-highs,
lesser used stripper heels.
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And my Golden Pasty Award
for Best Booty.
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This is going to be an issue.
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All various shades of red
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falls for all of my different
redhead moments.
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When I first started
performing,
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I remember thinking
that I would have to
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kind of change my personality
for this character.
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That I would be much quieter
and more ladylike
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with that look
of that classic pin-up.
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That shit just flew out
the window so fast.
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Your real personality is just
going to eventually come out.
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And my real personality
is pretty tomboy-ish.
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And, you know,
sarcastic
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and sometimes a little
bit aggressive.
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So, you know, you can try
to hold those things down,
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but eventually
they come out anyway.
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And I found that it actually,
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I think, makes
my performance better.
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You know, there's only so many dance moves you can do.
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I tend to do mostly classic burlesque, I would say.
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A lot of bumps and grinds,
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and a lot of booty moves
and ass-shaking.
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Certain venues or, you know,
producers have expectations.
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They'll even tell you,
you know,
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this is more
of a classic show.
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Please bring
classic numbers.
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But I want to have
my flavor in it too.
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I don't want to just go
out there and be like,
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"I'm a princess."
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Because I'm really not.
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I can't even fake it.
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Yeah!
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Here we go,
let's try it again.
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That's good.
Try one more again.
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To some people maybe I am
a one-trick pony.
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I mean, there might
be people out there
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who automatically assume
she only does classic.
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You don't want to get
in that rut where it's like,
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that is what Gal Friday does.
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I want to perform something
out of my comfort zone.
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I just want to do
something different.
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And I know it seems silly,
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but I'm a little bit
afraid to fail,
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and I don't like that.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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welcome to the Slipper Room
show, Glitter Gutter.
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Now please welcome your host
for the evening,
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a man flying on
an altitude of talent
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beyond human imagining,
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Mr. Mel Frye.
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Yeah!
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How we doin'
How are you?
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And the rest of you,
how are you guys doing?
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I went to the doctor today.
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Comes in with this little
clipboard and he says,
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"Mel, you have to stop
masturbating."
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I said, "Why, doc? Why do I have
to stop masturbating?
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I mean, that's ridiculous."
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And he said, "Because I'm trying
to examine you."
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It's the Glitter Gutter,
ladies and gentlemen.
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It's the Glitter Gutter.
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When I first opened
the Slipper Room downtown,
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it was very much
an artistic center.
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You know, a lot of small
experimental theaters
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run by people who were
interested in art,
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and supporting the arts.
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They're all gone now.
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We're the last
of the theaters
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on the Lower East Side.
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I think that New York
is much more money-oriented
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than it is arts-oriented.
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One of the things, I think,
that makes the Slipper Room
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kind of unique is that
it is run by people
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who are in it as an art project
first and foremost.
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One of the things
that really cemented it
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as the Slipper Room style
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was that you have a host
who's a comedian
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who's playing a character,
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you know who's doing like
an old-style variety show,
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like the kind of thing
you might have seen,
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you know,
on 1950s television.
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Yeah!
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We book variety shows,
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and I consider the burlesque
side of it
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to be strip tease.
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And not just
any strip tease.
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There's a distinction
between the stripper
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and the burlesque dancer.
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Burlesque itself as an art form is, you know,
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hundreds of years older
than strip tease.
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And it's political parody.
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It's holding a mirror up
to our society and saying,
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look how ridiculous this is.
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It forces people to think about how repressed their lives are.
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We get a lot of really square
people come in here,
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and they see these people
who are on stage
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who are completely free.
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And it's in a direct line
from you know, Warhol's Factory.
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Like what, you know, came out
of New York in the '60s.
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There are still a fair amount
of people who come to New York
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because they're attracted
to that.
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'Cause they know about that.
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And if they find us,
then they have a home.
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Four, five, six, seven, eight.
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Every year, Darlinda and I
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create a new act.
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And this year we debut
our act Schlep-A-Con.
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As we're working on it,
we're evolving.
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Every few months we had
friends come in
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and help us just tighten it up
even more.
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And, of course, our costumes
are from Garo Sparo.
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00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,370
Whoo!
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-I think it's funny.
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00:24:20,676 --> 00:24:22,678
I mean, people like camel toe.
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The costumes are so showbiz.
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00:24:26,203 --> 00:24:28,945
And, hot damn,
it's major camel toe.
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-It's-- I mean--
-The most camel toe ever.
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It's--
More camel toe
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than any other Schlep act.
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We applied to
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the Burlesque
Hall of Fame this year,
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for Best Small Group.
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They call the Burlesque Hall of Fame the Oscars of burlesque.
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The pageant is valuable,
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because people from all over
the world come,
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and then they want to
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book you because
they've seen your act.
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It's like a showcase
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of stuff from
all over the world.
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The first time I went to the
Burlesque Hall of Fame was 2009,
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and we competed
with Party In My Pants.
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♪ There's a party in my pants
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♪ And everybody's coming
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And then we
competed again in 2011.
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When we performed, I literally
like went out of my body
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00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:40,756
and, like,
saw us on stage.
377
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-It was like...
-It was so scary.
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00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:47,502
This will be
our third time competing.
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We haven't won yet, and we
really want to win this year.
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For most girls,
the Burlesque Hall of Fame,
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it's a weekend
about networking
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00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:04,171
and the big competition
where they announce
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00:26:04,214 --> 00:26:06,303
the new Queen of Burlesque
for the year.
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But it's actually
an opportunity
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to pay respect to the actual
legends who did it themselves.
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00:26:14,268 --> 00:26:17,619
These were women
who were rebels.
387
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:29,152
I was looking
through a magazine
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00:26:29,196 --> 00:26:31,241
and saw a picture
of Josephine Baker
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in her banana skirt.
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00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,855
And I read about her life.
and I just was so captivated
391
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with this woman
who I just thought
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was gorgeous and statuesque.
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00:26:40,511 --> 00:26:42,035
And the more I found out
about her,
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00:26:42,078 --> 00:26:43,950
the more enchanted I was
with her story,
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00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:45,604
because she grew up poor.
396
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Very, very poor.
397
00:26:47,257 --> 00:26:49,608
And the odds... she was
a black woman in the '20s
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who became this sensation
in Paris,
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and was the only woman to speak at the March on Washington,
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00:26:55,222 --> 00:26:58,704
and then was also a spy
for the French Resistance.
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I said, "I want to be
this woman
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00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:02,272
and I want to do a tribute
to her one day."
403
00:27:06,233 --> 00:27:09,802
I came across the problem
of people not seeing me
404
00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:12,195
as a glamorous woman,
405
00:27:12,239 --> 00:27:15,721
or only wanting to see
the sort of savage persona.
406
00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:17,418
I've had producers tell me,
407
00:27:17,461 --> 00:27:19,899
"You should only do
an African-themed act."
408
00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:22,205
Or they want me to be
a voodoo priestess.
409
00:27:22,249 --> 00:27:24,033
But not a glamorous one.
410
00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:27,646
You know, a really dark
voodoo priestess.
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00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:32,520
And I just find it fascinating
that people can't see
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00:27:32,563 --> 00:27:35,958
a black woman
as this glamorous being.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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it's my pleasure to bring
to the stage
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00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,967
Miss Perle Noire.
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People go to burlesque shows
to escape,
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00:28:01,462 --> 00:28:03,203
to have a good time,
to laugh.
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00:28:05,509 --> 00:28:08,861
But burlesque makes people
feel certain things,
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00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:10,471
and sometimes
they don't like it.
420
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:17,043
Sometimes people are turned on,
and it bothers them.
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00:28:17,086 --> 00:28:19,262
Women being turned on
by another woman,
422
00:28:19,306 --> 00:28:22,701
and it... they get really
discombobulated.
423
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:24,877
They can't understand
what's happening.
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00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,271
Men being turned on by a woman
who isn't their ideal body.
425
00:28:28,315 --> 00:28:30,534
You know,
maybe his wife is blonde,
426
00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:32,493
but he's turned on
by the black performer.
427
00:28:32,536 --> 00:28:35,757
Or he's turned on by the
performer that's 200 pounds.
428
00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:45,158
You know, I'm a performer
429
00:28:45,201 --> 00:28:46,855
who is not going to be
on the cover ofMaxim.
430
00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:49,379
I like my body. Um...
431
00:28:49,423 --> 00:28:50,816
You can call it
a bunch of different things.
432
00:28:50,859 --> 00:28:52,295
I'm curvy.
433
00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:56,343
I don't fit into
regular-sized clothing.
434
00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:58,562
What I do is mostly
straight strip tease.
435
00:28:58,606 --> 00:29:00,695
So I get up,
and I do sexy.
436
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:03,045
And I do it sincerely,
and I do it 100%,
437
00:29:03,089 --> 00:29:06,440
and I do it
for that audience.
438
00:29:06,483 --> 00:29:08,007
I'm here.
This is what I have.
439
00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:09,922
You can like it
or you can not like it.
440
00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:12,098
I like it.
I think it looks good.
441
00:29:12,141 --> 00:29:14,143
I want to show it to you.
I'm doing it.
442
00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:20,671
I don't go out to be political,
443
00:29:20,715 --> 00:29:23,892
but when people see me
get on stage,
444
00:29:23,936 --> 00:29:25,981
it's inherently political.
445
00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:31,726
It's easier for people
if fat ladies are funny.
446
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,989
You know, it's easier for
people if you do your thing,
447
00:29:34,033 --> 00:29:37,079
and it's cute,
and it's sanitized,
448
00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:38,472
and it's not meant
to be sexy,
449
00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:39,865
and it's not supposed
to be dirty,
450
00:29:39,908 --> 00:29:41,344
and it's not supposed
to be erotic.
451
00:29:48,264 --> 00:29:50,745
People come up to me
after my show and say, like,
452
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,878
"When are you
performing again?
453
00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:54,923
"My wife looks like you,
and she's so beautiful,
454
00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:57,534
"and I love her, and she won't
let me see her naked,
455
00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:59,188
"and I need her to come here
so she can see
456
00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:01,234
what I see
when I look at her."
457
00:30:04,324 --> 00:30:06,326
You know, like people
say those things to me,
458
00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:09,764
so I know that what I do
has that effect on people,
459
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,897
and I think, well...
460
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:14,247
what would it mean
if I were like...
461
00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:15,770
if I were really thin?
462
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,467
Like, would my work
still be political?
463
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,276
Give it up for Jezebel Express,
ladies and gentlemen!
464
00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,789
I worked in an office.
465
00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:22,010
Regular 9-to-5 job.
466
00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:24,926
It wasn't what I had ever
set out to do.
467
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:28,408
It just ended up being a job
I fell into,
468
00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:30,497
And I stayed
because it was easy.
469
00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:33,543
I told my boss
that I was quitting.
470
00:31:35,284 --> 00:31:37,939
I said,
"I'm putting in my notice.
471
00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:42,683
I'm going to become a full-time burlesque performer."
472
00:31:42,726 --> 00:31:45,686
I always try to be supportive
of anything she wants to do.
473
00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:48,167
But I was a little bit nervous.
474
00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:51,083
Cognitively, it took a second
to get used to the idea
475
00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:52,823
that my wife wanted
to perform naked
476
00:31:52,867 --> 00:31:54,913
for rooms full of strangers.
477
00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:57,567
Hazel and I met
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00:31:57,611 --> 00:31:59,265
on the very first day
of college.
479
00:32:00,831 --> 00:32:03,225
In addition to being pretty,
480
00:32:03,269 --> 00:32:05,836
one of the first things
that attracted me to Hazel
481
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,708
was that I came
into her dorm room
482
00:32:07,751 --> 00:32:10,972
and she had brought
a Super Nintendo to college.
483
00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:13,018
So she had this, like,
retro gaming thing,
484
00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:15,237
and then she mopped
the floor with me
485
00:32:15,281 --> 00:32:16,717
when we played
"Dr. Mario,"
486
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,458
which had never happened
in my life before.
487
00:32:19,807 --> 00:32:22,462
And to this day,
I can't touch her.
488
00:32:25,856 --> 00:32:28,207
This is my newest costume.
489
00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:32,341
It's a Beholder,
490
00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:36,867
which is a monster from
the Dungeons & Dragons universe.
491
00:32:38,826 --> 00:32:40,784
It has eyeballs.
492
00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:46,529
It also has this bra
that blinks.
493
00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,410
And voilà.
494
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,414
Pretty good, right?
495
00:33:04,112 --> 00:33:07,333
I learned to use a sewing
machine from my mother.
496
00:33:07,376 --> 00:33:11,598
But I never had
any actual training.
497
00:33:12,642 --> 00:33:15,036
I love making costumes,
498
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,777
create something
that you can hold up
499
00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:20,476
and show people and say, look,
I did this.
500
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,958
She really hit
the ground running.
501
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,134
One day my wife had never been
on a stage before,
502
00:33:26,178 --> 00:33:28,876
two days later she had shows
booked out
503
00:33:28,919 --> 00:33:32,532
for the end
of the month.
504
00:33:32,575 --> 00:33:35,143
Since getting into burlesque,
505
00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:42,237
I've really come out
of my shell, to use a cliché.
506
00:33:43,151 --> 00:33:46,241
And maybe I went
a little overboard.
507
00:33:47,764 --> 00:33:49,201
I didn't really understand
508
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:51,029
what burlesque was.
509
00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:53,292
You know, I learned a lot,
and I had to learn quickly.
510
00:33:53,335 --> 00:33:57,078
Because she fell in love
with it.
511
00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:59,820
♪ I've got my man
512
00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:03,128
♪ In his Wrangler jeans
513
00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:06,131
I've got my man ♪
514
00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:09,047
♪ Bull-riding machine
515
00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:12,311
♪ He's on the road
516
00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:15,314
♪ Away from me
517
00:34:15,357 --> 00:34:19,013
Now I work four to six
nights a week,
518
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:23,974
and I'm fully supported
by my burlesque income.
519
00:34:24,018 --> 00:34:25,846
I'm established now
but I'm--
520
00:34:25,889 --> 00:34:28,109
you know, I'm not really
a veteran performer,
521
00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:31,721
so I still kind of see myself
as one of the newbies
522
00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:35,986
trying to gain the respect
of the veteran performers.
523
00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:39,077
♪ Yeah, yeah, he loves me
524
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,122
♪ I'm his rodeo queen
525
00:35:07,061 --> 00:35:10,543
My hair has always been
such a part of my identity.
526
00:35:10,586 --> 00:35:14,982
It was sort of that thing where I thought it's who I was,
527
00:35:15,025 --> 00:35:18,246
or people kind of expected
a certain look for me.
528
00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:21,684
And then one day I was like,
fuck that,
529
00:35:21,728 --> 00:35:24,078
I'm just going
to cut my hair.
530
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,559
I was so tired of just being
about my hair.
531
00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:29,388
My hair was my saving grace.
532
00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:31,390
The face could be just
fucked up, and it's like,
533
00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:32,782
but look at that hair.
534
00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:34,741
And then I just
took that away.
535
00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:43,271
I think these will be okay.
536
00:35:43,315 --> 00:35:45,404
If they're too long
they hit.
537
00:35:47,493 --> 00:35:49,451
As small as it might be,
538
00:35:49,495 --> 00:35:52,280
the thought is that people
are not necessarily
539
00:35:52,324 --> 00:35:54,761
going to take you seriously
because you don't look like,
540
00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:58,678
to them, what the idea
of a burlesque performer is.
541
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:27,402
There are some girls
who are really adept
542
00:36:27,446 --> 00:36:28,882
at sewing and designing,
543
00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:30,449
and so they can make
their own stuff.
544
00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:33,147
And then there are others,
like myself,
545
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,845
where we might have
this concept
546
00:36:35,889 --> 00:36:37,195
and we'll design it and,
you know,
547
00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:38,631
draw it out
and have this idea,
548
00:36:38,674 --> 00:36:40,110
and then take it to someone
549
00:36:40,154 --> 00:36:42,243
who knows what the fuck
they're doing.
550
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:44,506
I just got this one made.
551
00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:47,944
I was hoping to debut it
552
00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:50,251
at the New York
Burlesque Festival.
553
00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:53,428
But that is actually
coming down the pike.
554
00:37:16,886 --> 00:37:19,149
Every year I'm so honored
to be a part of it.
555
00:37:19,193 --> 00:37:23,632
When I first started,
I applied and got in.
556
00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:27,070
I remember then how much
it meant to me for,
557
00:37:27,114 --> 00:37:30,291
as a first-year performer
getting into a festival,
558
00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:32,250
you know, and the first one
I'd applied to.
559
00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:36,993
And so it just really holds that special place in my heart.
560
00:37:37,037 --> 00:37:39,822
The actual costume itself
is pretty much ready,
561
00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:44,914
but I don't know
if the act is ready.
562
00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:47,439
♪ Schlep-A-Con
Schlep-A-- Schlep-A-Con ♪
563
00:37:47,482 --> 00:37:49,092
Running man.
564
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,751
We looked at a video of it, and feedback from other people,
565
00:37:55,795 --> 00:37:57,231
like, yeah,
it's a great act,
566
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,667
but it's just like
all your other acts.
567
00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:00,321
You do this, you do this,
and we just...
568
00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:02,192
just kind of recycled
a lot of our old moves.
569
00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:05,935
And so we were just, like,
let's try to rework it.
570
00:38:05,979 --> 00:38:10,331
Basically, we decided to make
it a little bit more comical.
571
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:14,596
Like, oh, we're trying to do
like '80s hip-hop moves.
572
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,816
Which is comical
in its creation,
573
00:38:16,859 --> 00:38:18,731
because, like,
we don't know any.
574
00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:21,690
Down, down, down, down,
575
00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:23,866
down, down, down,
576
00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:25,564
down, down.
577
00:38:25,607 --> 00:38:27,870
When we do this, we're not going
to be touching hands.
578
00:38:27,914 --> 00:38:30,351
-Just to note.
-Mm-hmm.
579
00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:33,746
No, see, it's just
like, down.
580
00:38:33,789 --> 00:38:35,269
Seven, eight...
581
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:38,794
That's after.
582
00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:41,406
Because we take off
our pants.
583
00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:44,322
Boom, boom.
584
00:38:47,107 --> 00:38:48,978
Do you want
some coconut water?
585
00:38:49,022 --> 00:38:51,067
Yeah. It's good.
586
00:38:52,286 --> 00:38:54,114
-Okay.
587
00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:59,598
I would absolutely love
588
00:38:59,641 --> 00:39:01,469
to perform at Burlesque
Hall of Fame Weekend.
589
00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:04,690
It would definitely
be amazing
590
00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:08,389
to perform on that
humungous stage
591
00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:12,437
for all of... for all of these
people that I admire.
592
00:39:23,273 --> 00:39:25,450
It's a huge deal
to come to Vegas.
593
00:39:25,493 --> 00:39:28,931
You know, because people are coming from all over the world.
594
00:39:28,975 --> 00:39:33,458
And they get a lot
of applications.
595
00:39:34,763 --> 00:39:36,765
Five, six, seven, eight.
596
00:39:36,809 --> 00:39:40,160
♪ Bumblebee, bumblebee
Bumblebee ♪
597
00:39:40,203 --> 00:39:41,901
Chin down.
♪ Bumblebee
598
00:39:41,944 --> 00:39:46,035
♪ Bumblebee, bumblebee
Bumblebee, bumblebee ♪
599
00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:47,733
Excellent. Let's do
a couple of lions.
600
00:39:47,776 --> 00:39:49,169
Do you remember those?
601
00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:51,040
Super-super-super
scrunch that face, Hazel,
602
00:39:51,084 --> 00:39:52,738
and then open really wide.
603
00:39:52,781 --> 00:39:54,609
Ah.
604
00:39:54,653 --> 00:39:57,133
One more,
super-super-super...
605
00:39:57,177 --> 00:39:58,787
I'm very nervous
about singing.
606
00:39:58,831 --> 00:40:00,267
It's...
607
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:02,878
like, it's a scary thing
to get up and--
608
00:40:02,922 --> 00:40:05,925
to get up in front
of people and sing.
609
00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:09,537
It's much scarier
than getting naked on stage.
610
00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:11,191
All right,
so here we go.
611
00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:12,584
Boobs.
612
00:40:14,107 --> 00:40:17,371
♪ You've gotta have boobs
613
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:21,680
♪ If you want to impress
Tycoons and rubes ♪
614
00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:24,291
-Good!
-♪ You need boobs
615
00:40:24,334 --> 00:40:27,250
♪ To fill out a sweater
616
00:40:27,294 --> 00:40:32,255
♪ You'll get two
But three might be better ♪
617
00:40:32,299 --> 00:40:34,475
That's one in the back
for dancing.
618
00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:44,006
I think one of the things
that separates Hazel
619
00:40:44,050 --> 00:40:46,922
is her continuing drive
620
00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:51,361
to better herself
as an artist as a total,
621
00:40:51,405 --> 00:40:54,582
and not just
as a really pretty girl.
622
00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:56,454
Like, I honestly
don't even think
623
00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:58,847
that Hazel looks at herself
and is like,
624
00:40:58,891 --> 00:41:00,545
Oh, my God, I'm so hot.
625
00:41:00,588 --> 00:41:02,198
Like, there's a lot
of other girls who are, like,
626
00:41:02,242 --> 00:41:05,680
as hot as her that are just,
like, super cunty.
627
00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:08,466
And Hazel just isn't.
628
00:41:08,509 --> 00:41:12,382
♪ Even a cow has to show
Her udders ♪
629
00:41:12,426 --> 00:41:15,995
-Good. And keep it going.
-♪ You got to have boobs
630
00:41:17,344 --> 00:41:19,999
♪ B-O-O-B-S
631
00:41:20,042 --> 00:41:21,870
Okay, now this one's a little
bit crisper, right?
632
00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:24,743
I want to sing to prove
that I can do it.
633
00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:31,489
I want to sing so that
I can show people
634
00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:34,230
that I can get up there
and do a lot more
635
00:41:34,274 --> 00:41:39,497
to entertain people than,
you know, smile and get naked.
636
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:43,892
♪ Make a man stand right up
And take his hat off ♪
637
00:41:43,936 --> 00:41:45,459
Yes, much better.
You hear that?
638
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:46,547
Because you say--
639
00:41:46,591 --> 00:41:47,940
♪ Ha
640
00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:49,202
It gives you a chance
to hit that.
641
00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:50,464
But once you get to that O--
642
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,335
♪ Hat off
643
00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:59,952
That's it. One more time,
so I know it's not a fluke.
644
00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:05,261
Are you coming out in a bra?
645
00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:07,307
I'm coming out, and this is it.
646
00:42:07,350 --> 00:42:09,483
This is the costume.
Like the only things
that I take off
647
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:13,052
are going to be bra
and gloves,
648
00:42:13,095 --> 00:42:15,533
bra and skirt,
and potentially this thing.
649
00:42:15,576 --> 00:42:17,273
Okay, gloves.
650
00:42:17,317 --> 00:42:19,188
I mean, the idea really,
651
00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:21,190
I think, is spinning the records
on my boobs.
652
00:42:21,234 --> 00:42:23,541
Yeah. That's like
the pièce de résistance.
653
00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:28,763
Yeah. So, like, this is more
just like, hey, hello.
654
00:42:28,807 --> 00:42:31,810
-I'm covered in something '80s.
-Yeah.
655
00:42:31,853 --> 00:42:33,681
I mean, '80s was all about,
656
00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:35,727
like, the high waist
and it's cute to have, like,
657
00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:37,467
that little midriff section,
658
00:42:37,511 --> 00:42:40,732
so you're not showing, like,
too much skin.
659
00:42:40,775 --> 00:42:44,213
But, Sarah, we should take her
bust, waist, hips and length.
660
00:42:44,257 --> 00:42:46,607
There's certain
unique challenges
661
00:42:46,651 --> 00:42:48,522
when you're working
with a burlesque client
662
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:51,220
rather than another client,
663
00:42:51,264 --> 00:42:52,831
just because, of course,
you have to think
664
00:42:52,874 --> 00:42:54,615
of the mechanics
of the outfit.
665
00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:56,965
The mechanics of how
it relates to the act,
666
00:42:57,009 --> 00:43:01,013
the mechanics of how
it's going to come off.
667
00:43:01,056 --> 00:43:02,580
So there's no, like,
bumps in the road.
668
00:43:02,623 --> 00:43:05,147
That thing has
to snap off quickly,
669
00:43:05,191 --> 00:43:07,802
that zipper has
to come off smoothly.
670
00:43:07,846 --> 00:43:10,022
It's got to be beautiful
as it's coming off as well,
671
00:43:10,065 --> 00:43:11,719
the inside and the outside,
672
00:43:11,763 --> 00:43:13,547
because everybody is looking
at everything.
673
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,723
Now, I'm going to leave
my finger there,
674
00:43:15,767 --> 00:43:18,508
so see if you can comfortably
unzip yourself.
675
00:43:18,552 --> 00:43:19,988
So...
-Yeah.
676
00:43:20,032 --> 00:43:21,816
Yeah.
677
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:25,080
Burlesque is such an exciting
thing to work on,
678
00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:27,517
because you're constantly
working on something
679
00:43:27,561 --> 00:43:29,650
that is meant
to transform
680
00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:32,435
from one state to another,
and to fool the audience.
681
00:43:32,479 --> 00:43:34,307
And it's always
such a huge challenge
682
00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:38,267
to have that burlesquer
come out on stage,
683
00:43:38,311 --> 00:43:40,661
and have the audience
not size her up and be like,
684
00:43:40,705 --> 00:43:44,099
okay, that's coming off first
and that's coming off second.
685
00:43:44,143 --> 00:43:46,972
Close your eyes
and open your hand.
686
00:43:50,062 --> 00:43:51,367
-Yay!
687
00:43:53,065 --> 00:43:55,154
It's a down payment.
688
00:43:58,592 --> 00:44:01,726
When I first
started out in 2004,
689
00:44:01,769 --> 00:44:04,032
you know, at that time
it just was this place
690
00:44:04,076 --> 00:44:07,253
where you could just
really experiment.
691
00:44:09,124 --> 00:44:12,519
Back then,
everyone was so individual,
692
00:44:12,562 --> 00:44:15,043
what they were creating
in burlesque,
693
00:44:15,087 --> 00:44:18,699
that if someone
was wearing a panel skirt,
694
00:44:18,743 --> 00:44:21,484
if someone like ever wore that, no one would do that,
695
00:44:21,528 --> 00:44:23,486
because that was like,
oh, they're doing that.
696
00:44:23,530 --> 00:44:27,926
Okay, cool, then I'm going
to go and, you know, whatever.
697
00:44:31,886 --> 00:44:34,976
No one is burlesque
was skinny then.
698
00:44:56,955 --> 00:45:00,872
It seems that there is
a trend that,
699
00:45:00,915 --> 00:45:03,657
since burlesque has become
mainstream,
700
00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:06,791
that restaurants
and more upscale bars
701
00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:10,708
are interested in having
this sort of entertainment.
702
00:45:13,667 --> 00:45:16,452
Throughout history,
burlesque has been a source of,
703
00:45:16,496 --> 00:45:17,976
like, lowbrow entertainment.
704
00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:20,282
It's cheap, you know,
accessible.
705
00:45:20,326 --> 00:45:22,545
Anyone can come. Like, people
used to bring their wives.
706
00:45:22,589 --> 00:45:24,634
It was like, you know, my mom
even saw a burlesque show,
707
00:45:24,678 --> 00:45:26,027
like, when she was a kid
with her dad,
708
00:45:26,071 --> 00:45:27,855
because he went to go
see a jazz band.
709
00:45:30,336 --> 00:45:33,295
However, people are kind of
glomming onto it,
710
00:45:33,339 --> 00:45:34,644
you know, trying
to make it highbrow,
711
00:45:34,688 --> 00:45:35,776
or trying to make it
712
00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:37,778
only for people with money,
713
00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:40,520
or only for people who want
to look at skinny people,
714
00:45:40,563 --> 00:45:42,914
or one body type.
715
00:45:42,957 --> 00:45:44,916
And the people that are kind of buying into that,
716
00:45:44,959 --> 00:45:48,746
it's not coming from a place
of soul or heart.
717
00:46:01,628 --> 00:46:03,325
I do, very much.
718
00:46:07,808 --> 00:46:09,810
Today, I signed a contract
719
00:46:09,854 --> 00:46:12,770
to perform in Atlantic City
this summer.
720
00:46:12,813 --> 00:46:15,990
I'm going to be doing shows
once a week
721
00:46:16,034 --> 00:46:17,818
at the Borgata Casino.
722
00:46:21,213 --> 00:46:23,781
I never thought that I would be in this situation:
723
00:46:23,824 --> 00:46:29,134
more work than I need, and being in demand as a performer.
724
00:46:31,310 --> 00:46:32,833
It's like a dream come true,
725
00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:34,530
except that I never actually
had this dream,
726
00:46:34,574 --> 00:46:37,055
because I didn't know
that it was a possibility.
727
00:46:39,927 --> 00:46:42,277
Even a couple years ago,
I would say
728
00:46:42,321 --> 00:46:44,062
I'm not going to be performing
all the time.
729
00:46:44,105 --> 00:46:46,891
I'm just going to be performing for fun.
730
00:46:49,328 --> 00:46:51,156
But now I'm performing
all the time,
731
00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:53,941
and I travel, and...
732
00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:57,510
the casino
really spoils me.
733
00:47:00,513 --> 00:47:02,123
Quite frankly,
734
00:47:02,167 --> 00:47:04,822
burlesque does not
pay the bills,
735
00:47:04,865 --> 00:47:06,780
and my rent
is really expensive.
736
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:10,218
And so I, um...
737
00:47:11,567 --> 00:47:13,874
I need to figure
something else out
738
00:47:13,918 --> 00:47:16,137
in terms of my income.
739
00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:19,706
But the thought of going back
to a full-time day job right now
740
00:47:19,749 --> 00:47:21,273
is like...
741
00:47:21,316 --> 00:47:24,363
just makes me feel, like, awful.
742
00:47:30,673 --> 00:47:32,458
We are--
Totally down.
743
00:47:53,348 --> 00:47:55,263
Some people just don't
like the city.
744
00:47:55,307 --> 00:47:56,786
No, and I understand that.
745
00:47:56,830 --> 00:47:58,440
-Yeah.
-I guess it's like
746
00:47:58,484 --> 00:48:01,008
they're in an awkward,
unfortunate position,
747
00:48:01,052 --> 00:48:02,923
because they're right next
to New York.
748
00:48:02,967 --> 00:48:05,708
I mean, and you know
that I'm not New York-centric.
749
00:48:18,417 --> 00:48:20,419
Take a right,
take a right.
750
00:48:24,553 --> 00:48:26,077
Whoo-hoo!
751
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:29,471
-Let's do Newark!
-Let's do Newark!
752
00:48:31,299 --> 00:48:32,822
Hi.
753
00:48:32,866 --> 00:48:34,781
Good to see you.
754
00:48:34,824 --> 00:48:36,391
Hi.
755
00:48:36,435 --> 00:48:39,525
-Good.
756
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:52,364
It is really dank more than
normal back here, down here.
757
00:48:53,321 --> 00:48:55,454
-Uh-huh.
758
00:48:56,716 --> 00:48:58,544
Is that-- that's bad.
759
00:48:58,587 --> 00:48:59,806
Mold is bad.
760
00:49:17,432 --> 00:49:19,391
And we're here.
761
00:49:21,784 --> 00:49:23,873
-Yeah.
762
00:49:27,051 --> 00:49:28,835
Oh, Lord.
763
00:49:28,878 --> 00:49:30,402
Okay.
764
00:49:32,056 --> 00:49:34,014
Let's do this shit.
765
00:49:39,150 --> 00:49:40,673
We will play some music,
766
00:49:40,716 --> 00:49:42,327
and you guys are going
to show them
767
00:49:42,370 --> 00:49:44,068
lots and lots of love,
lots and lots of joy.
768
00:49:44,111 --> 00:49:46,374
Let them know that you're having
a great time.
769
00:49:46,418 --> 00:49:48,855
And then you get
to see the goods, you dig?
770
00:49:48,898 --> 00:49:52,032
The magic of burlesque.
771
00:49:52,076 --> 00:49:53,991
And the power of boobies.
Salut.
772
00:50:31,245 --> 00:50:33,987
Doing burlesque full-time is...
773
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,728
is hard work.
774
00:50:37,469 --> 00:50:42,126
You know, working every night,
practicing and rehearsing.
775
00:51:06,933 --> 00:51:09,457
It's a lot of fun, but I don't
want to see myself
776
00:51:09,501 --> 00:51:14,375
working in little bars
several years down the road.
777
00:51:16,029 --> 00:51:17,726
I got it, thank you.
778
00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:20,555
Oy. Okay.
779
00:51:40,749 --> 00:51:44,362
As the New York Burlesque
Festival was coming up,
780
00:51:44,405 --> 00:51:47,843
I was so nervous
for this act.
781
00:51:56,243 --> 00:51:58,202
I was all stressed out about it because I was like,
782
00:51:58,245 --> 00:52:00,813
is this going to work,
or is this boring?
783
00:52:00,856 --> 00:52:04,208
I'm not doing that much.
784
00:52:05,644 --> 00:52:07,559
I was really scared.
785
00:52:19,092 --> 00:52:22,574
For me, I'm not that quick
to make a new act.
786
00:52:23,662 --> 00:52:26,055
It's very costly and,
you know,
787
00:52:26,099 --> 00:52:27,666
sometimes it's just like
the inspiration
788
00:52:27,709 --> 00:52:30,190
to do that
just isn't there.
789
00:52:30,234 --> 00:52:32,236
I could go-go in this.
790
00:52:34,803 --> 00:52:36,675
-Oh, yeah.
791
00:52:36,718 --> 00:52:38,894
When you first
start performing,
792
00:52:38,938 --> 00:52:40,244
you're excited.
793
00:52:40,287 --> 00:52:42,071
So you're just
pumping out,
794
00:52:42,115 --> 00:52:43,247
and you're coming up with all
these ideas,
795
00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:44,422
and you're going fucking nuts.
796
00:52:44,465 --> 00:52:46,467
And everything feels fresh.
797
00:52:46,511 --> 00:52:50,210
Well, after a while things
aren't gonna be fresh anymore.
798
00:52:50,254 --> 00:52:53,735
Please welcome to the stage
Gal Friday!
799
00:52:59,698 --> 00:53:02,309
So now you have to start
asking yourself, you know,
800
00:53:02,353 --> 00:53:05,921
"What am I getting out of this? What are they getting
out of this?"
801
00:53:15,540 --> 00:53:18,456
Everybody goes through moments when they don't feel confident.
802
00:53:18,499 --> 00:53:19,979
You know, it's hard.
803
00:53:21,502 --> 00:53:25,767
Especially when you're a naked
lady on stage, you know,
804
00:53:25,811 --> 00:53:28,248
there's a lot of things
going through your head.
805
00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:29,902
Am I pretty enough?
806
00:53:29,945 --> 00:53:32,644
Is my body good enough?
And all that crap.
807
00:53:44,656 --> 00:53:46,223
But once you're onstage,
808
00:53:46,266 --> 00:53:49,748
your job is to entertain
your audience.
809
00:53:49,791 --> 00:53:54,056
Just go in, and it's a job,
and you're like, zoom.
810
00:54:19,821 --> 00:54:21,997
As the years go by,
811
00:54:22,041 --> 00:54:27,220
I wish I also had something
else that I could do.
812
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:30,441
There's only so far I think
I can go with this,
813
00:54:30,484 --> 00:54:32,399
but I don't, at this point
in my life,
814
00:54:32,443 --> 00:54:34,967
really have that many
other options.
815
00:54:35,010 --> 00:54:36,621
I went to school
for theater.
816
00:54:36,664 --> 00:54:39,580
Might as well shoot yourself
in the foot.
817
00:54:41,626 --> 00:54:44,106
That's actually why
I moved here to New York.
818
00:54:44,150 --> 00:54:46,108
I wanted to be
a part of that.
819
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,332
I just wasn't cut out
for the hustle of it.
820
00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:55,379
The cutthroat nature of it,
it just wasn't for me.
821
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:02,037
And then there's the guilt
that goes with it,
822
00:55:02,081 --> 00:55:04,083
because you move here and
everybody back home is going,
823
00:55:04,126 --> 00:55:05,606
"So, what are you doing now?"
824
00:55:05,650 --> 00:55:08,130
And it's like,
I'm waiting tables.
825
00:55:10,611 --> 00:55:13,048
You feel like a big fucking
loser and a disappointment.
826
00:55:14,572 --> 00:55:16,269
All the things your mom
ever said to you,
827
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,489
like, this is a pipe dream.
828
00:55:18,532 --> 00:55:21,274
You know, what are you doing
with yourself?
829
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:37,856
Right now I'm going through a
lot of transitions in my life.
830
00:55:37,899 --> 00:55:43,470
I was diagnosed
with seronegative arthritis,
831
00:55:43,514 --> 00:55:46,430
which is a version of rheumatoid
arthritis, in 2000.
832
00:55:57,441 --> 00:55:58,920
I was in remission
for 10 years,
833
00:55:58,964 --> 00:56:00,531
and then it came back.
834
00:56:02,010 --> 00:56:05,187
It's very complex.
835
00:56:05,231 --> 00:56:09,148
Like I look healthy
and I look like, good.
836
00:56:09,191 --> 00:56:14,632
But I don't always feel good
and I'm not fully healthy.
837
00:56:33,912 --> 00:56:36,131
Maybe we can
run through our new number
838
00:56:36,175 --> 00:56:38,395
just on the stage
with, like, our phones.
839
00:56:38,438 --> 00:56:39,613
Okay.
840
00:56:39,657 --> 00:56:41,746
My body was so bad,
841
00:56:41,789 --> 00:56:45,140
it was so--
I could barely move.
842
00:56:45,184 --> 00:56:48,840
My range of motion and my flexibility is very limited,
843
00:56:48,883 --> 00:56:53,497
because my knees are in so much
pain and they're so stiff.
844
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:58,719
For shows, usually
adrenaline kicks in,
845
00:56:58,763 --> 00:57:00,417
but that's not healthy
to live on adrenaline,
846
00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:02,375
and to perform
on adrenaline.
847
00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:04,725
If we could just play
Scott's intro,
848
00:57:04,769 --> 00:57:08,207
and then we'll play
your opening number, okay?
849
00:57:10,296 --> 00:57:12,037
I see the changes in Minnie.
850
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,431
She has some days
that are really hard,
851
00:57:14,474 --> 00:57:16,781
and it can be
really frustrating for me,
852
00:57:16,824 --> 00:57:19,000
because it's like, oh, well,
we can't go down on the floor,
853
00:57:19,044 --> 00:57:21,612
you know, or we can't do this
or we can't do this.
854
00:57:21,655 --> 00:57:24,484
You know, sometimes I feel like,
how are we gonna get any better
855
00:57:24,528 --> 00:57:27,008
if you can't do
this thing?
856
00:57:27,052 --> 00:57:30,751
We have another
East Village legend.
857
00:57:30,795 --> 00:57:36,061
She is considered the one-woman riot of burlesque.
858
00:57:36,104 --> 00:57:38,498
Let's give it up
for Minnie Tonka.
859
00:57:38,542 --> 00:57:41,762
Minnie Tonka!
860
00:57:50,902 --> 00:57:57,952
I've been so selective in what
energy I'm going to put out.
861
00:57:58,257 --> 00:58:00,738
But at the same time
it's been this balance.
862
00:58:00,781 --> 00:58:02,957
Like, oh, I don't want people
to forget about me, you know?
863
00:58:03,001 --> 00:58:05,917
So it's like,
I have to keep this persona
864
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,049
of, like, Minnie Tonka,
whoo-hoo!
865
00:58:16,275 --> 00:58:18,930
It's been this massive,
866
00:58:18,973 --> 00:58:23,369
just emotional and physical
journey and change.
867
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:28,026
I think my perspective
on everything
868
00:58:28,069 --> 00:58:30,419
is changing right now.
869
00:58:35,860 --> 00:58:38,079
Hello, motherfuckers!
870
00:58:40,429 --> 00:58:46,000
And welcome to the 12th annual
New York Burlesque Festival.
871
00:59:15,334 --> 00:59:19,338
He's thinking, is it a man or
a woman, is it a man or a woman?
872
00:59:19,381 --> 00:59:21,427
Sir, the answer is no.
873
00:59:23,908 --> 00:59:26,301
It's been going great.
874
00:59:26,345 --> 00:59:27,825
We're on Day 3 today.
875
00:59:27,868 --> 00:59:29,827
We are at the
Saturday Spectacular
876
00:59:29,870 --> 00:59:31,785
in B.B. King's
in Times Square.
877
00:59:31,829 --> 00:59:36,747
This is kind of our
crème de la crme of performers.
878
00:59:36,790 --> 00:59:39,619
Murray Hill hosts tonight.
879
00:59:39,663 --> 00:59:42,143
And then we feature
basically the best in burlesque
880
00:59:42,187 --> 00:59:43,841
from around the world.
881
00:59:49,629 --> 00:59:51,196
This is for all the ladies
882
00:59:51,239 --> 00:59:54,373
who think living
in New York City is glamorous.
883
00:59:59,508 --> 01:00:01,859
I got really sick.
884
01:00:01,902 --> 01:00:03,774
Like I had a panic attack
just before.
885
01:00:05,689 --> 01:00:07,647
This might be something
that the audience might not
886
01:00:07,691 --> 01:00:10,432
like it or get it.
887
01:00:10,476 --> 01:00:12,478
If an act is weird,
sometimes if people
888
01:00:12,521 --> 01:00:14,088
are uncomfortable
or if it's weird-looking,
889
01:00:14,132 --> 01:00:16,482
if people are uncomfortable
they'll laugh.
890
01:00:16,525 --> 01:00:20,051
I was afraid, like, if one
person started laughing,
891
01:00:20,094 --> 01:00:22,314
that I would fall
into that thing
892
01:00:22,357 --> 01:00:25,186
of treating it
like a joke.
893
01:00:25,230 --> 01:00:27,232
But I didn't want
to make fun of myself.
894
01:00:27,275 --> 01:00:29,582
Ladies and gentlemen,
895
01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:33,499
our next performer, she's doing
a brand-new number.
896
01:00:33,542 --> 01:00:35,762
That's right, and if you
don't know burlesque,
897
01:00:35,806 --> 01:00:38,286
know that no one ever says that
or does that.
898
01:00:38,330 --> 01:00:41,028
She's doing
a brand-new number.
899
01:00:44,684 --> 01:00:46,294
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's not Monday,
900
01:00:46,338 --> 01:00:48,514
it's not Tuesday,
it's not Wednesday,
901
01:00:48,557 --> 01:00:49,863
it's not Thursday.
902
01:00:49,907 --> 01:00:53,737
Right now it's Gal Friday!
903
01:02:02,631 --> 01:02:04,721
When I was up there,
904
01:02:04,764 --> 01:02:07,332
everything just
sort of clicked.
905
01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:11,945
And then it just all
came out of me,
906
01:02:11,989 --> 01:02:14,513
and it was such a great,
honest moment.
907
01:02:32,574 --> 01:02:34,315
And I was throwing
my all into it.
908
01:02:34,359 --> 01:02:36,840
It was that thing of, like,
909
01:02:36,883 --> 01:02:40,844
feeling, like,
sexually repressed.
910
01:02:45,457 --> 01:02:47,851
Until the hood came off.
911
01:02:47,894 --> 01:02:50,201
And then it was just
like an orgasm.
912
01:03:28,587 --> 01:03:31,024
Let's hear it for her,
everybody: Gal Friday!
913
01:03:39,554 --> 01:03:42,601
After the New York
Burlesque Festival,
914
01:03:42,644 --> 01:03:45,734
I was surprised at how much
it ripped from me.
915
01:03:45,778 --> 01:03:48,781
Everything I wanted it to be
kind of exploded out.
916
01:03:50,478 --> 01:03:53,133
You know, like, it was just enough out of my comfort zone,
917
01:03:53,177 --> 01:03:56,267
but still had aspects
of who I am as a performer.
918
01:03:58,660 --> 01:04:00,880
Like, I just performed it,
and it felt really good,
919
01:04:00,924 --> 01:04:05,754
and it felt real,
and it felt from the heart.
920
01:04:05,798 --> 01:04:08,888
And I think it's a rare thing
to hit on something
921
01:04:08,932 --> 01:04:12,892
that felt really honest,
but also felt right.
922
01:05:03,769 --> 01:05:08,339
I'm feeling really excited,
and nervous and, you know,
923
01:05:08,382 --> 01:05:11,559
it's like, the pressure's on,
you know?
924
01:05:12,430 --> 01:05:13,953
Mom Just Mom?
925
01:05:13,997 --> 01:05:15,389
Who else could it be?
926
01:05:15,433 --> 01:05:16,869
You're on camera.
927
01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,262
I was just getting
interviewed.
928
01:05:18,305 --> 01:05:19,611
Hi.
929
01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:22,222
My God, you look
beautiful.
930
01:05:22,266 --> 01:05:24,659
Oh, my God,
she's not joking.
931
01:05:24,703 --> 01:05:27,358
No, you're... yeah.
932
01:05:27,401 --> 01:05:31,536
When did you find out Darlinda
was a burlesque performer?
933
01:05:31,579 --> 01:05:33,016
Well, at birth.
934
01:05:35,061 --> 01:05:37,542
The day she was born,
935
01:05:37,585 --> 01:05:39,544
I was in the hospital room,
okay?
936
01:05:39,587 --> 01:05:41,241
And she must have been
three hours old,
937
01:05:41,285 --> 01:05:42,851
and she had
eye contact.
938
01:05:42,895 --> 01:05:44,679
And I have witnesses.
939
01:05:44,723 --> 01:05:47,987
Fifteen people came
to visit me that day.
940
01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:52,905
And she literally looked around
the room in everybody's eyes,
941
01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:55,212
and they remember
that day.
942
01:05:55,255 --> 01:05:57,301
It was very freaky, yes.
943
01:05:57,344 --> 01:05:59,738
So she had stage presence
at birth.
944
01:06:01,870 --> 01:06:04,177
What are your feelings
about the Schlep Sisters?
945
01:06:04,221 --> 01:06:05,526
They're funny.
946
01:06:05,570 --> 01:06:07,354
But they're also--
they're very--
947
01:06:07,398 --> 01:06:09,182
they're cute in a way.
948
01:06:09,226 --> 01:06:10,923
They're adorable.
949
01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:12,272
Do you have any jitters
950
01:06:12,316 --> 01:06:14,274
about them going on
in competitions?
951
01:06:14,318 --> 01:06:15,754
They'll win.
952
01:06:15,797 --> 01:06:17,538
They'll win.
953
01:06:17,582 --> 01:06:18,887
You heard it here.
954
01:06:18,931 --> 01:06:20,628
Yeah!
955
01:06:30,682 --> 01:06:33,380
I got this for, like,
$9 from China on eBay.
956
01:06:33,424 --> 01:06:36,166
And with-- plus shipping,
it was like 14 bucks.
957
01:06:36,209 --> 01:06:37,297
Is this hot or what?
958
01:06:37,341 --> 01:06:39,299
It's amazing.
959
01:06:39,343 --> 01:06:41,301
So anyway, you guys--
960
01:06:41,345 --> 01:06:43,695
you need to take a photo
of me in the hallway.
961
01:06:44,826 --> 01:06:46,698
How are you feeling?
962
01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:48,830
Well, obviously,
I'm filled with pride.
963
01:06:48,874 --> 01:06:50,180
Oh, I want to cry.
964
01:06:50,223 --> 01:06:53,096
Well, every time
I see you perform,
965
01:06:53,139 --> 01:06:55,446
it brings me back
to that moment
966
01:06:55,489 --> 01:06:58,449
when you were figure skating
the very first time
967
01:06:58,492 --> 01:07:00,103
and you competed,
you were like four years old.
968
01:07:00,146 --> 01:07:03,106
When I see you out there
bringing joy to everybody
969
01:07:03,149 --> 01:07:07,110
and joy to yourself,
there is such pride.
970
01:07:07,153 --> 01:07:09,590
So I want you to know that.
971
01:07:09,634 --> 01:07:13,464
We're just, like, really, really
grateful and really excited.
972
01:07:14,639 --> 01:07:17,772
You know, just, like,
being here
973
01:07:17,816 --> 01:07:20,036
is so much more
974
01:07:20,079 --> 01:07:22,473
than just getting
the opportunity to compete.
975
01:07:22,516 --> 01:07:23,778
I just feel like it's, you know,
976
01:07:23,822 --> 01:07:25,258
this validation
from the universe
977
01:07:25,302 --> 01:07:29,175
that, like, you know,
I'm healing.
978
01:07:29,219 --> 01:07:30,959
And the stage
is really slippery,
979
01:07:31,003 --> 01:07:33,788
so I'm nervous about that!
980
01:07:33,832 --> 01:07:36,095
-I'm so sorry you told me that.
-Yeah, I know.
981
01:07:36,139 --> 01:07:37,488
-You're going to flip.
982
01:07:37,531 --> 01:07:40,273
-I know.
-Yeah. You're going to flip.
983
01:07:40,317 --> 01:07:41,622
Thank you for being here.
984
01:07:41,666 --> 01:07:43,320
Of course.
985
01:07:58,987 --> 01:08:00,815
I'm very nervous.
986
01:08:00,859 --> 01:08:02,426
I'm excited.
987
01:08:02,469 --> 01:08:05,342
I've performed for an audience, you know,
988
01:08:05,385 --> 01:08:08,562
for an audience this size
before plenty of times,
989
01:08:08,606 --> 01:08:12,349
but never an audience
full of my peers.
990
01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:19,530
Mostly I just want to feel
like I deserve to be up there.
991
01:08:25,971 --> 01:08:28,234
I feel immensely proud
of my wife,
992
01:08:28,278 --> 01:08:33,544
and sometimes I feel like even
she doesn't fully get
993
01:08:33,587 --> 01:08:35,850
how proud of her I am,
or what a big deal it is,
994
01:08:35,894 --> 01:08:38,723
what she's done.
995
01:08:38,766 --> 01:08:42,727
Five years ago she worked
a day job, Internet support.
996
01:08:42,770 --> 01:08:46,426
There's nothing wrong with that,
but it's not show business,
997
01:08:46,470 --> 01:08:49,386
it's not the type
of rarified skill set
998
01:08:49,429 --> 01:08:51,214
that now she's doing,
999
01:08:51,257 --> 01:08:55,305
and being acknowledged
by more and more people.
1000
01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:51,012
Please welcome,
from New York City,
1001
01:09:51,056 --> 01:09:53,406
the delicate flower,
1002
01:09:53,450 --> 01:09:55,887
Hazel Honeysuckle.
1003
01:10:03,373 --> 01:10:07,290
♪ You've got to have boobs
1004
01:10:07,333 --> 01:10:09,335
♪ If you want to impress
1005
01:10:09,379 --> 01:10:11,511
♪ Tycoons and rubes
1006
01:10:11,555 --> 01:10:13,731
♪ You need boobs
1007
01:10:13,774 --> 01:10:16,429
♪ To fill out a sweater
1008
01:10:16,473 --> 01:10:20,346
♪ You'll get two
But three might be better ♪
1009
01:10:20,390 --> 01:10:23,088
Oh, that's one in the back
for dancing.
1010
01:10:28,659 --> 01:10:31,836
♪ Boobs always give thrills
1011
01:10:31,879 --> 01:10:34,273
♪ Two fried eggs
Will surely grab him ♪
1012
01:10:34,317 --> 01:10:36,057
♪ Like grapefruits will
1013
01:10:36,101 --> 01:10:38,016
Oh, they're both
breakfast foods.
1014
01:10:38,059 --> 01:10:39,496
♪ But listen, folks
1015
01:10:39,539 --> 01:10:42,194
♪ What sets them all
A-whirling ♪
1016
01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:47,721
♪ Is a bare pair of tits
With tassels twirling ♪
1017
01:10:47,765 --> 01:10:51,247
♪ You've got to have boobs
1018
01:10:51,290 --> 01:10:55,642
♪ B-O-O-B-S
1019
01:10:55,686 --> 01:10:58,254
Do you think it's easy
to write songs like this?
1020
01:10:58,297 --> 01:11:00,734
Lots of research.
1021
01:11:00,778 --> 01:11:06,523
♪ Just think if all us girls
Had boobies with fluoridation ♪
1022
01:11:06,566 --> 01:11:12,311
♪ We could take the cavities out
Of the whole damn nation ♪
1023
01:11:12,355 --> 01:11:15,967
♪ A nibble a day
Keeps the dentist away ♪
1024
01:11:16,010 --> 01:11:18,796
Even drag queens
love big titties.
1025
01:11:18,839 --> 01:11:21,929
This would go over great
at the goat farm.
1026
01:11:21,973 --> 01:11:26,194
♪ Pasties are a boob's
1027
01:11:26,238 --> 01:11:30,677
♪ Best friend
1028
01:11:45,953 --> 01:11:47,781
Friends and lovers,
1029
01:11:47,825 --> 01:11:51,698
keep it going
for Hazel Honeysuckle!
1030
01:11:51,742 --> 01:11:53,874
I felt, like, oh, my gosh,
1031
01:11:53,918 --> 01:11:57,356
we're in this show with all
these amazing people and, like--
1032
01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:00,054
I just felt like they looked
amazing on that big stage.
1033
01:12:00,098 --> 01:12:04,407
I was like, wow, they're really
talented and I just, you know,
1034
01:12:04,450 --> 01:12:09,063
it's like they're flexible and
I'm like, wow, and here I am.
1035
01:12:09,107 --> 01:12:10,630
Picking each other up.
1036
01:12:10,674 --> 01:12:12,066
Yes, throwing
each other in the air.
1037
01:12:12,110 --> 01:12:13,807
No matter the outcome,
1038
01:12:13,851 --> 01:12:16,332
I feel like it's such a positive
thing that we're doing.
1039
01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:18,725
I feel like we're both
in such like great places,
1040
01:12:18,769 --> 01:12:20,684
like emotionally
and physically.
1041
01:12:20,727 --> 01:12:24,078
And, like, whatever happens,
I just feel so good about it.
1042
01:12:24,122 --> 01:12:26,254
Like, I feel like we're gonna
fucking rock that stage.
1043
01:12:26,298 --> 01:12:27,952
People are going to be like,
"what the fuck?"
1044
01:12:27,995 --> 01:12:29,823
Yay, we can run.
1045
01:12:29,867 --> 01:12:31,477
-I don't know.
1046
01:12:31,521 --> 01:12:33,784
We do have
that cartwheel.
1047
01:12:38,310 --> 01:12:39,572
I feel confident.
1048
01:12:39,616 --> 01:12:41,487
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
1049
01:12:41,531 --> 01:12:43,228
Yeah.
1050
01:12:45,665 --> 01:12:47,841
Okay, I can feel the camel toe.
1051
01:12:47,885 --> 01:12:50,366
Yeah, I have
major camel toe.
1052
01:13:03,466 --> 01:13:05,250
Are you guys ready
for the Tournament of Tease?
1053
01:13:08,166 --> 01:13:10,647
Our first category,
as always, is...
1054
01:13:10,690 --> 01:13:12,431
-Small Groups.
1055
01:14:21,065 --> 01:14:24,938
But our next performers tonight
are showbiz sisters,
1056
01:14:24,982 --> 01:14:27,027
and have been
for 12 years!
1057
01:14:30,596 --> 01:14:36,123
So please welcome to the stage,
the Schlep Sisters!
1058
01:14:39,126 --> 01:14:41,607
♪ Schlep-A-Con
Schlep-A-- Schlep-A-Con ♪
1059
01:14:41,651 --> 01:14:43,827
♪ Schlep-A-Con is
A Schlep Sisters convention ♪
1060
01:14:43,870 --> 01:14:46,003
♪ It's fakata to think what
They do for the attention ♪
1061
01:14:46,046 --> 01:14:48,266
♪ Darlinda spins around like
A gorgeous living dreidel ♪
1062
01:14:48,309 --> 01:14:50,007
♪ While Minnie claps her hands
She's such a shaina maidel ♪
1063
01:14:50,050 --> 01:14:52,575
♪ Everybody say shalom
To the Schlep Sisters ♪
1064
01:14:52,618 --> 01:14:55,534
-♪ Oh, yeah
-♪ Ooh, watch them dance
Just look at them go ♪
1065
01:14:55,578 --> 01:14:57,493
♪ When they start to move
Get ready for a show ♪
1066
01:14:57,536 --> 01:14:59,364
♪ A little nervous?
Don't know what to do? ♪
1067
01:14:59,407 --> 01:15:00,626
♪ Just order some schnapps
Like one or two ♪
1068
01:15:00,670 --> 01:15:02,410
♪ But leave a nice tip
1069
01:15:02,454 --> 01:15:04,151
♪ You don't want to be
A schnorrer ♪
1070
01:15:04,195 --> 01:15:07,067
♪ Oy gevalt
That's a really sexy aura ♪
1071
01:15:07,111 --> 01:15:10,941
♪ Baby, come join
The party now ♪
1072
01:15:10,984 --> 01:15:14,988
♪ Well, I'm so happy
To see you ♪
1073
01:15:15,032 --> 01:15:18,731
♪ Well, you know
It's a good time now ♪
1074
01:15:18,775 --> 01:15:22,169
♪ Singing Hava Nagila
1075
01:15:22,213 --> 01:15:24,911
-♪ I feel warm
-♪ I feel warm
1076
01:15:24,955 --> 01:15:26,913
♪ Feel my tush
1077
01:15:26,957 --> 01:15:30,482
♪ You give me
Such a burning bush ♪
1078
01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:34,268
♪ If I can't have you
I'll break down ♪
1079
01:15:34,312 --> 01:15:37,141
♪ Diving on the ground
1080
01:15:37,184 --> 01:15:39,056
♪ I said, oy
1081
01:15:39,099 --> 01:15:41,580
-♪ Baby
-♪ Baby
1082
01:15:41,624 --> 01:15:44,670
♪ "Jewish" that you could
Be me ♪
1083
01:15:44,714 --> 01:15:46,803
♪ I said, oy
1084
01:15:46,846 --> 01:15:49,675
♪ Baby
1085
01:15:49,719 --> 01:15:53,026
♪ I knew Jewish
It said see you there ♪
1086
01:15:53,070 --> 01:15:54,593
♪ I said, oy
1087
01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:57,030
♪ Baby
1088
01:15:57,074 --> 01:16:00,599
♪ Well, I loved you
Shlemiel ♪
1089
01:16:00,643 --> 01:16:02,688
♪ Schlep, Schlep, Schlep
Schlep-A-- Schlep-A-Con ♪
1090
01:16:02,732 --> 01:16:04,124
♪ Oy
1091
01:16:22,882 --> 01:16:24,884
Did you notice,
I wasn't doing my full...?
1092
01:16:24,928 --> 01:16:28,627
I think we just need
to just accept it.
1093
01:16:28,671 --> 01:16:32,239
What an
incredible show this was.
1094
01:16:32,283 --> 01:16:34,851
Now whatever happens
from this point on,
1095
01:16:34,894 --> 01:16:36,679
I think you will
all remember
1096
01:16:36,722 --> 01:16:40,421
that this bunch
of human beings
1097
01:16:40,465 --> 01:16:42,989
gave you
an amazing show.
1098
01:16:49,561 --> 01:16:52,172
And the Best Small Group
goes to...
1099
01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:57,438
2 to Fly!
1100
01:17:23,769 --> 01:17:25,771
So...
1101
01:17:28,252 --> 01:17:32,169
Darlinda and I feel so good
about our performance.
1102
01:17:32,212 --> 01:17:33,518
I'm going to cry.
1103
01:17:33,561 --> 01:17:35,607
Like, we had so much fun
1104
01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:38,697
and we fucking rocked it.
1105
01:17:38,741 --> 01:17:40,090
And...
1106
01:17:42,832 --> 01:17:46,226
like, we got off that stage and
we were so excited and happy,
1107
01:17:46,270 --> 01:17:48,620
and I feel like
1108
01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:51,667
even though we didn't come home with the trophy,
1109
01:17:51,710 --> 01:17:54,234
we totally won.
1110
01:17:54,278 --> 01:17:57,107
We won on so many levels.
1111
01:17:57,150 --> 01:17:59,892
We totally won.
1112
01:18:09,554 --> 01:18:10,686
Red bean.
1113
01:18:10,729 --> 01:18:13,950
Red bean, yuzu,
1114
01:18:13,993 --> 01:18:15,168
Nutella.
1115
01:18:15,212 --> 01:18:16,909
-Coconut.
-Coconut.
1116
01:18:16,953 --> 01:18:19,259
I messaged him first
1117
01:18:19,303 --> 01:18:22,523
-on OkCupid.
Yeah.
1118
01:18:22,567 --> 01:18:24,177
I saw that he liked the movie
Pooty Tang.
1119
01:18:24,221 --> 01:18:25,483
Oh, you likePooty Tang.
1120
01:18:25,526 --> 01:18:27,485
If you liked
The Last Dragon,
1121
01:18:27,528 --> 01:18:29,313
I might pop out a kid
right now.
1122
01:18:29,356 --> 01:18:31,184
And of course I loved
The Last Dragon.
1123
01:18:31,228 --> 01:18:33,230
And he's like, "I saw it in
the theater like three times."
1124
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:38,191
And I was, like, wet as fuck,
so it was on.
1125
01:18:40,498 --> 01:18:44,676
I said, "I work at night,
I'm a performer."
1126
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:45,982
When I mentioned I did
burlesque, he was like,
1127
01:18:46,025 --> 01:18:47,940
"Oh, that's what
I actually figured."
1128
01:18:47,984 --> 01:18:50,029
Do you know how hard it is
to find a normal picture,
1129
01:18:50,073 --> 01:18:54,642
when all your pictures of you
titties and, like, eyebrows.
1130
01:18:54,686 --> 01:18:56,514
It was so hard for me
to find a picture
1131
01:18:56,557 --> 01:18:59,125
where I didn't have eyebrows,
like, thickly drawn on,
1132
01:18:59,169 --> 01:19:02,738
you know, and four inches
of makeup.
1133
01:19:04,652 --> 01:19:06,742
I was like, oh, I work a lot
at the Slipper Room,
1134
01:19:06,785 --> 01:19:08,700
which he had been to.
1135
01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:11,703
To me I was like, what is
a better way to show someone
1136
01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:15,751
what I do than to be, like,
this is my house.
1137
01:19:15,794 --> 01:19:17,317
It's Friday night.
1138
01:19:17,361 --> 01:19:19,015
It's gals' night.
1139
01:19:19,058 --> 01:19:22,583
Please come up close.
Make good friends with her.
1140
01:19:22,627 --> 01:19:24,324
I went with a friend of mine
to see her perform
1141
01:19:24,368 --> 01:19:25,761
at the Slipper Room.
1142
01:19:28,024 --> 01:19:31,244
And I got butt naked.
Matt puts his dick on my head.
1143
01:19:31,288 --> 01:19:33,464
And then I sat on his face.
1144
01:19:33,507 --> 01:19:35,814
Then we went to IHOP.
Oh, yeah.
1145
01:19:35,858 --> 01:19:38,817
Then we went to IHOP at,
like, 4:00 in the morning.
1146
01:19:39,818 --> 01:19:42,473
It was romance.
1147
01:19:42,516 --> 01:19:44,257
It was definitely like
the most interesting date
1148
01:19:44,301 --> 01:19:46,564
I had had in
a very long time.
1149
01:19:55,312 --> 01:19:57,270
During the first date,
1150
01:19:57,314 --> 01:20:00,056
we had like long periods
of not talking.
1151
01:20:00,099 --> 01:20:02,667
But it didn't feel like I was
searching out for things to say.
1152
01:20:02,710 --> 01:20:05,757
It was just like, oh, now we're
having a moment of silence.
1153
01:20:06,671 --> 01:20:09,065
It's just like, I can be me.
1154
01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:14,853
You know, it's nice that
I don't have to be on.
1155
01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:18,422
I don't always
have to be Gal Friday.
1156
01:20:43,142 --> 01:20:46,102
Where do you see yourself
as a burlesque performer
1157
01:20:46,145 --> 01:20:50,541
as you continue
on this journey?
1158
01:20:50,584 --> 01:20:54,414
With burlesque becoming
so much more mainstream,
1159
01:20:54,458 --> 01:20:58,331
you get a lot of shows
of sparkly women in costumes
1160
01:20:58,375 --> 01:21:01,595
and not a lot of substance
behind it.
1161
01:21:01,639 --> 01:21:04,903
And I'm one of those girls
in the sparkly costumes.
1162
01:21:06,252 --> 01:21:08,124
I'm a little
pretty princess.
1163
01:21:08,167 --> 01:21:10,822
And that's what I like to put
onstage, because that's me.
1164
01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:14,391
And the thing is, it has to be
part of your personality,
1165
01:21:14,434 --> 01:21:17,133
what you put onstage.
1166
01:21:17,176 --> 01:21:20,571
When I get to do burlesque,
I can be sexy,
1167
01:21:20,614 --> 01:21:22,181
I can be stupid.
1168
01:21:22,225 --> 01:21:27,665
I can be gorgeous,
or ugly, or funny.
1169
01:21:28,666 --> 01:21:30,494
I can do anything I want
1170
01:21:30,537 --> 01:21:32,278
when I get out
onstage.
1171
01:21:32,322 --> 01:21:35,368
And that's kind of magical.
1172
01:21:38,023 --> 01:21:41,287
I made the decision
to change my life,
1173
01:21:41,331 --> 01:21:46,989
focus on me, to put myself
and my healing first.
1174
01:21:47,032 --> 01:21:49,817
But I didn't know what to do,
1175
01:21:49,861 --> 01:21:53,604
so I ended up getting this
awesome part-time job.
1176
01:21:53,647 --> 01:21:56,607
Just administration work
for a synagogue.
1177
01:22:02,004 --> 01:22:05,355
Let's get this horah started
1178
01:22:05,398 --> 01:22:08,097
with the Schlep Sisters!
1179
01:22:12,884 --> 01:22:14,712
This partnership,
the Schlep Sisters,
1180
01:22:14,755 --> 01:22:16,932
is like the longest
partnership that I've ever had.
1181
01:22:16,975 --> 01:22:20,283
To quote Viva La Fever,
burlesque legend,
1182
01:22:20,326 --> 01:22:22,372
"Congratulations on your
first 10 years."
1183
01:22:22,415 --> 01:22:24,852
And that was super inspiring
when she said that.
1184
01:22:24,896 --> 01:22:26,419
We didn't even
look at it that way.
1185
01:22:26,463 --> 01:22:28,378
We were like,
our first 10 years.
1186
01:22:28,421 --> 01:22:30,206
-Yeah.
-Wow.
1187
01:22:56,667 --> 01:22:58,495
Know what I think
we're gonna need?
1188
01:22:58,538 --> 01:23:00,410
What?
-Is even more coffee.
1189
01:23:00,453 --> 01:23:01,933
More coffee?
1190
01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:03,761
The espresso.
I'm burning through it.
1191
01:23:03,804 --> 01:23:05,632
Okay, I will pick some up.
1192
01:23:05,676 --> 01:23:08,070
-Thank you.
-I'm taking the rent also.
1193
01:23:08,113 --> 01:23:09,419
Oh, thanks.
1194
01:23:09,462 --> 01:23:10,724
Love you.
1195
01:23:10,768 --> 01:23:12,639
Bye, I love you.
1196
01:23:18,036 --> 01:23:19,777
Tits, check.
1197
01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:21,387
Legs, check.
1198
01:23:22,780 --> 01:23:24,434
Vagina, check.91520
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