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Do you euthanize animals here?
- Those too.

How do you do it?
- It depends on the size of the animal.

The small ones get gassed
and the bigger ones shot.

Cats get the gas.

Will Nekku suffer?

I assume you live in a flat?
Alone with your cat?

She alleviates your
biological need to nurture -

helps with the loneliness
and keeps you company.

Your flat is a 20-odd
square metre prison.

The normal habitat for a feline
is over a square kilometre.

It can't be replaced
by an evening cuddle -

or a designer scratch post.

To top it all, Nekku
is old and sick.

She is anaemic and hasn't absorbed
nutrition properly for a long time.

And there's more to it than anaemia,
but you have been in denial.

And you ask me if
Nekku is suffering.

EUTHANIZER

Hi.

No, I haven't forgotten.

I can't leave her in
the car for a second.

I'll pick her up
right after work.

Did you find out how
much it costs'?

Well, yeah.

Right. Bye!

Petri, will you come
into the office?

Right, about that raise?

I had Jomppe do an inventory and
the numbers aren't adding up.

Oh, yeah? What's wrong?

We're missing a couple of winter
tyres and four summer tyres.

There might be more. - Right...

You wouldn't happen to
know anything about this?

I have no idea, but I would
question that hippie's math.

He's just out of school and
clueless about these things.

Right, it could
just be a mistake.

There are some places that
he probably forgot to check.

I'll have a look. I'm sure
they'll turn up somewhere.

If it's no trouble.

- Hi there.
- Hi.

This here is Vatanen of
the Thousand Vaginas.

- Hi, I'm Simo.
- Vatanen.

Don't believe everything that
Virtanen of the Single Vagina says.

That bastard made our Elisa cry.

Who is he?
- Veijo, one of our local specialities.

He euthanizes animals much
cheaper than the vet.

He claimed that Elisa had
been torturing her cat.

Goddamn critter-lover.

Who does the blue car belong to?
- It's mine.

There's a dog inside, and
the windows are closed.

The sun isn't even shining.
- Nevertheless.

I'm leaving in a minute. - Okay.

I heard you euthanize animals.
- I do.

That dog needs to be put down.
- If he's suffering, bring him to me.

'If he's suffering, bring him to me.'
Does he think he's fucking Jesus?

Tuomas, Jari finished the logo.
It looks nice.

Look. - Looks fucking great!

Doesn't it? Temppu, look.

I was wondering if it
should be in English?

Soldiers of Finland?
- That's too hard to pronounce.

The monkeys might
understand it better.

No. It sounds too much like Tom of Finland.
- True.

The skull should tell them we're
not ones to be fucked with.

Go ahead and get it printed.
It's fine the way it is.

Okay, I'll do it right away.

You're late.
- I had to pick up the mutt.

Why couldn't your old lady do it?
- She's at work.

That dog looks so stupid,
it must be a nigger.

I can't bring you any more. The
boss is getting suspicious.

There are only six tyres.
- I couldn't get any more.

I'll pay you a hundred.
- I need more.

What am I gonna do
with six tyres?

Change them in a car and a half?
- 150.

Like hell. You'll get the rest when
you bring the two missing tyres.

I'll try.

That mutt is proof that mixing
races leads to no good.

Mussu!
- What? Did you call it Mussu?

I didn't name her!

Alright. Ride on.

Great, thanks!
- Don't mention it. Bye!

What's wrong with your dog?

I don't know exactly, but I'm
not paying any more to the vet.

To Ojala.

I've spent a thousand euros,
and there's no end in sight.

Are you a dog whisperer
or something?

Hush! He has something
to tell you.

He wants to thank you.

'Thank you for buying
me from a puppy mill.'

'You supported their business and
made sure that, in the future -

there will be more inbred
and overbred dogs -

suffering from
hereditary diseases.'

What the fuck are you saying?

Not me, but your dog. Are you
saying that your dog is lying?

I'm not going to argue with a dog!
- Of course not.

Then you would have to take
responsibility for your actions.

Are you putting
him down or not'?

Yes. But it will cost you.
- How much?

Normally I charge a hundred
euros, but for you, it's free.

If you get inside
the dog's crate.

Is this one of your
famous lessons?

Just get in the crate.
- And the euthanasia will be free?

Fuck, why not?

What the fuck are you doing? Let
me out of here, motherfucker!

Hey! Let me out of here!

Where... Hey! Let me out!
Open the fucking door!

You can't do something like that!
- That's what you've been doing.

You can't treat people
the same as dogs.

You're right. I can shoot your
dog in the head, but not you.

Motherfucker...

Get the fuck down!
Don't climb in here!

Are you fucking kidding me?
Three hundred euros?

This goddamn mutt didn't
even cost that much.

Hello. What seems to
be the problem here?

Three hundred for spaying a dog.

Do you understand what kind of a
procedure spaying a bitch is?

No, I don't!
- It is very complicated.

Whatever! I didn't come
for a medical lecture -

but to get the dog spayed!
- Relax...

I'll relax when I'm
good and ready!

Leave the premises or we'll call the
police. - Drink piss, you bitch!

Call the police.
- Fuck! I wouldn't go in there!

Don't go in there! - Bye-bye!

What are these doing here?!
These are not allowed here.

Jesus motherfucking Christ!

Get in the fucking car!
Goddammit!

Hi!

The fucking dog just ran
off and was hit by a car!

No, she's not alright. She died!

What was I supposed to do?

Don't cry on the
goddamn phone...

I need to go and
bury the dog now!

Bye.

- Oh, hello!
- Hello.

So you're the one who brings
the lilies-of-the-valley.

It's so nice for Martti to
have fresh flowers in here.

My father loves
lilies-of-the-valley.

Do you think you can
eat by yourself?

Would you like to feed him?
- Yes.

Alright, open up.

Well? Don't you like your
food without schnapps?

Could you replace the
flowers with fresh ones?

I can pay you for your trouble.
- Of course I can do that.

You don't have to pay me. They
grow along my way to work.

Haukka's Repairs
and End Solutions.

Yes, I euthanize animals, too.

I'll be there in half an hour.

I gotta go. See you later.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Hi there.

Are you the one who called me?
- Yeah.

This dog needs putting down.

Why? - She's not
right in the head.

She's completely untrainable.
She is too wild to be a pet.

She doesn't look like it.

She bit my kids. I'll give you
40 euros if you kill her.

Why don't you put
her down yourself?

I'll pay you a hundred
euros to kill the dog.

If my money's no good, give me a
hammer and I'll do it myself.

Dogs are like people.

They're aggressive if they don't
know their place in the world.

They suffer from it and
pass their pain to others.

There's always a
reason for pain.

In this case, the
reason might be you.

I didn't come here to
listen to your lecture!

You came here to buy a 'get
out of having a dog' card.

Are you giving me the hammer
or taking the 100 euros?

150 euros.

Done.

Good girl.

You haven't bitten anyone.

I wonder what your
name might be?

Mind if I call you Piki? Piki...

I'll go get you some food.
What do you like?

Kibbles? Yeah!

Stay-

Good!

Damn, Why'd they have to
make this so difficult?

Hey! Don't bring
these to my clinic.

You've changed cars again.
- I'll report you to the police.

What were you going to report?
Advertising?

You take dogs into the forest
and shoot them in the head.

That's not illegal.
- It's still not right.

Who are you to tell me
about right and wrong?

I've seen many of the
animals you have 'treated'.

You don't care about them.

You just care about getting
a new car every six months.

Piki, quiet!

- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

I brought this guinea
pig to be put down.

Has he been living alone?

Guinea pigs need a companion.
- He didn't have one.

He's not my pet, but
my goddaughter's.

Tell your goddaughter that her
guinea pig had a sad life.

Why this song?
- What song would you like to die to?

There's always a certain
beauty to the end of pain.

What do I owe you? - Nothing.

What's that?
- Lime. Helps with the decomposition.

Bye then!

Good morning, Martti.

How are we doing?

Are you in pain?

We should get you changed.

All done.

Tell me, Vatanen. Being such a
stud, have you ever fucked a man?

Not properly.

Look! That fucker has a dog.

In a leash! Torturer!

Did you hear what the dog said?
He told you to go fuck yourself!

Who's this, then? - Piki.

He looks like my employee's dog.

Some idiot brought her to be
put down for no reason at all.

Sounds like Petri. I never had
you pegged as a dog owner.

I was going to give her away, but
she might end up in a bad home.

Veijo, you're getting soft. Soon,
you'll even start liking people.

Guys, the shirts are here!
Check them out.

Fucking awesome.

Your old lady has you
cleaning now, too?

The vacuum seems to fit
naturally in Petri's hand.

The little maid.

Now that your nigger was hit by a car,
did you become the new house nigger?

The dog wasn't hit by a car!

I bashed her head in
with a tyre iron!

Brains splattering
all over the place!

That's what happens when you fuck with me!
I'll kill you!

Kill? Why didn't you hit
your old lady instead?

She's next on my list!

Here, have a shirt.
Nigger killer.

Thanks, guys. - Back to work!

Right!

Hi.

Who's this? - I found him.

Fine.

What did you see? - Enough.

Wanna come?

How many animals
have you put down?

Cover your ears.

Would you like to
go out with me?

Like as a man and a woman?
- Yes.

I don't want any children.

Idiot.

I wanted to make it clear right away.
- Will you?

I go for drives in the evenings.

Would you like to come?
- I would.

If you do this right, we
might let you join us.

If you do it well, we
might let you join us.

Join us. But if you don't...

You fucking hippie.

You snitched me out to Vatanen.
- About what?

You redo the inventory and
find the missing tyres!

Find them where?
- I don't give a fuck!

You need to fix it.

If you do it well, you
might get into our gang.

If you don't, you're going
to have to deal with us.

Remember that.

Right...

Bring the lime.

Do you do this every night?
- Oh, no.

On Sundays, I watch TV.

Pour some lime in there.

Choke me.
- What? Are you serious?

Go on, don't be shy. Choke me!

- Like this?
- Yeah.

Fuck. Now that was a lay!
- Sorry. I didn't mean to.

Next time, take it
a little easier.

Hiya. - How's it hanging?

Ready to go? - I need to take
the kids to their grandma's.

I'll be quick, it's on the way.
- Wanna watch that one?

Hey, look.

Daddy, that's Mussu!

That's not Mussu. - Mussu!

That's not Mussu! Goddammit!

Get in the car, now!

And put your phones away!

Why is the dog still alive?
- What's it to you?

You're no longer
responsible for this dog.

My kids think I'm lying to them.
- Then you shouldn't have lied.

You owe me to kill off that dog.

I don't owe you anything.

You owe me 150 euros for
a job you didn't do -

and 400 for the dog you stole.

Can you handle him?
- I can handle this!

You will pay me five
hundred or kill the dog.

What's going on here?

This isn't over.

You should have bashed his
head with your tyre iron.

I need to talk to
you in private.

Why was Mussu with that man?

That wasn't our Mussu.

And we are never
mentioning this again.

Don't say anything to Mommy, and
you will both get guinea pigs.

I don't like guinea pigs.
- There are other kinds.

Mice or hamsters or...

A pony is too big.

You being Vatanen of the
Thousand Vaginas...

Well? Ask away.

Have you come across
erotic asphyxiation?

Sure I have.

Women these days, they
want to try everything.

I'm not a fan myself. Are
you hoping to try it?

No... This woman wants
me to choke her.

Not another critter-lover who
thinks you're an idealist?

She's not an activist.

Hot damn, you're not
in love, are you?

I thought your heart
only beats for animals.

She is a bit of an animal.

Well, just be sure to listen to
her while you are choking her.

And gently, buddy. Gently.

So there you go.

Hi.

What do you feel like doing?
Wanna go for a meal?

I'm not hungry. - Neither am I.

How will I know to let go?
- I'll tap on your shoulder.

Again!

Do you live here? - No.

You must like motorcycles a lot.
- These aren't mine.

I've been taking
lilies-of-the-valley to your dad.

Good.

He's in a lot of pain.

Is that why you don't
visit him anymore?

Because you hate
to see him suffer?

Piki needs walking.

Aren't you hungry?

My wife died while picking
lingonberries in the forest.

Some sort of a seizure.

Maisa must have been upset that
the bucket was only half full...

After that, it was
just me and Veijo.

Can I have some morphine?

Would you like to
listen to some music?

Alright! Hi there! Can
you service my car?

What do you need?

I need an oil change before
my fishing trip to Tenojoki.

What do you fish for?
- Salmon on this trip...

Here, I'll show you.
Photos from my last trip.

See this? That was
one feisty fellow...

That's quite a hefty meal.
- I don't eat them, I release them.

You know, catch and release.

So you've been torturing
the fish for fun.

Dragging them upstream with
a hook through their jaw.

How do you think the fish felt?

That it's great to be
in a selfie with you?

What, are you crazy?

The fish don't have that kind
of sensation in the jaw.

Fuck! Hey, stop!

Hey, don't! What the hell?

Damned torturer!

Okay now, look at me.

Now you are released!

Oh, yeah...

Do you still want me
to change your oil?

Fuck you!

Hello?

Dad! You can't die yet!
Do you hear me?

Why aren't you
resuscitating him?

He had a living will.
It included a DNR.

I'm his son and I order
you to resuscitate him!

He has already been
dead for half an hour.

My condolences.

Martti isn't suffering anymore.

He was just crying and staring
at the flowers every day.

That was the idea.

Veijo, wait!

You don't fucking get it!

Everyone has to pay for the
pain that they've caused.

My father hadn't finished
paying his debt yet!

I thought you wanted to help.
- Pain needs to be balanced.

- Petri!
- Yeah?

Please put the cigarette away.

So?

Did you tell Jomppe to
falsify the numbers?

What? Of course not!
- Did you threaten Jomppe?

Told him to find the
missing tyres somewhere?

What are you thinking?

The guy stole them himself and
is trying to get away with it.

Petri, if we were to open the
trunk of your car right now -

what would we find?
- There's nothing there!

Show me.
- I'm not showing you anything!

- Get out.
- What?

Get out. - Are you firing me?

You can't. I have worked
here for five years...

Get the fuck out of here!
- We don't forget.

Soldiers of Finland
never forget!

Fuck!

Hey.

Kids make stuff up all the time.

The dog looked similar,
but it wasn't our Mussu.

How do I know? Because I
buried the damn mutt!

Are you calling me a liar?

No, I won't come home
to talk about this!

I'm going to see my brothers!
They at least appreciate me!

No, I don't know
when I'll be home!

I'll come when I feel like
it, if I feel like it!

If ever!

Hi, guys!

Are you taking a break?

We have new threads for the
nigger killer. -A hoodie?

Temppu!

We figured that you might as
well wear a skirt from now on.

Fucking hell!

You bullshitting bitch.
- Guys, please. I just got fired.

You've got money. - What money?

You sold your mutt to the
old man for 550 euros.

Put the skirt on, bitch.

We'll see who's the bitch.

Goddamn motherfucker!

You keyed my car!
- You, fuck off!

Don't you threaten me.

I'm calling the police and
you're paying for the paint job.

What the fuck? You maniac,
this was a brand new phone!

What's that? - I don't know.

What is that?
- What does that matter?

Did you hit an animal with your car?
- What does that matter?

Did you hit an animal?

Did you hit an animal?
What did you hit?!

I guess it was a badger or something.
- Did it die?

Well... Yes, it did.
- Are you sure? I don't believe you.

It was over there.

Get out.

It was right here.

It's wounded.

It could have been taken
by some other animal.

I see blood. Let's go that way.

They are probably
missing me at work.

You don't have to pay
for the paint job.

Get on all fours, goddammit!

What do you want?

What do you want? For
me to say I was wrong?

That I have been selfish -

and haven't always thought about
what's best for the animal? What?!

What if we can't find it?

It's over there.

It's dead.
- But he didn't die instantly.

He suffered because of you.
- I'm sorry. I thought it died.

Tell him you're sorry!

I'm sorry for hitting
you with my car.

I'm sorry for not stopping to
see what happened. I'm sorry.

Bury him.

Bury him!

Do you believe in karma?

My father didn't.

He thought nothing
really mattered -

and you could do anything you
liked without consequences.

I disagree.

I may have overreacted a little.

- What now?
- Hit me.

- Hit me!
- No, I won't.

Hit me!

Hi there.

Could you come get Piki and
take care of her for a while?

Yes, of course. I can
come by after work.

Where are you going?

Vacation.

Don't die yet, critter-lover!

- Come on...
- Let me go!

What do you want?
- For you to pay your debt.

550 euros, get it?!
- I'm not giving you anything.

Goddammit!

I'll kill the dog, if you don't pay!
- No way! Goddamn punk.

This is your last chance.

Pay what you owe me,
or I'll burn this dog!

Alright! I'll pay you!

I've got money inside.
- Let's go and see.

Where is it? - Over there.

Antti! You look.

He has a gun in here.
- You tried to screw us over.

There's money in there, too!

Outside.

You motherfucker. You
tried to kill us!

- Is there enough cash?
- Yeah.

What do we do with this bitch?

Kill the dog.

Sure stopped the critter-lover
from running his mouth.

Damn, that smell was terrible!
- I filmed it. Wanna see?

I wonder if he'll call the police?
- He hasn't got the guts.

I feel so powerful!

Altogether now...

Soldiers of Finland!
Soldiers of Finland!

What's happened?
- Get the shovel.

Take this star belt off my
waist Stay until tomorrow

With a spirit of fire,
creating the world

Won't take as much sorrow

Stay with me another night...

Your father wanted to
tell you he's sorry.

Go ahead and love me 'Cause
I've come to love you

Look outside if you dare
People on their killing spree

Underneath their blood-soaked wear
Lice are killing off the fleas

Please be my humanity When
it's off on a killing spree

Go ahead and love me 'Cause
I've come to love you

And so you smile and look my
way Wake me up to a new day

So gently like the first
rain of the spring

You let me grab a hold of your
soul And carry us to the future

And one of these morns
before the break of dawn

You see the colours form and the
- Dark sun rising!

Take this star belt off my waist
Simply let one more week go

Our joy won't be ruined by haste
Won't be hit when worlds blow

Eyes as tender as last night
Make a man put down his bow

Go ahead and love me 'Cause
I've come to love you!

And so you smile and look my
way Wake me up to a new day

So gently like the first
rain of the spring

You let me grab a hold of your
soul And carry us to the future

And one of these morns
before the break of dawn...

Guitar solo!

Guys, this is the real deal!
Damn yeah!

- You guys...
- Come on, now.

Alright, gentlemen.

What the fuck? - Shut up.

To the garage.

Line up by the lift.

You're fucking dead. - Shut up.

For you two it will be enough to
remember Piki with your every step.

No, don't...

Ow, motherfucker!

What do you want?

What do you want?!

It was a dog. A fucking animal!

Wait, wait! Let's
talk about this!

What will happen to you if you kill me?
- What will happen to me?

When I was 13, I had
to go to the hospital.

Thanks to my dear late father.

When I was finally released -

I found my father passed out
among the lilies-of-the-valley.

In the cattle shed, there were 40
starving bulls waiting for me.

It smelled of shit
and rotten flesh.

I tried to get the vet to
come, but he was 'too busy.'

I got my father's pistol and
returned to the cattle shed to kill.

But I couldn't shoot them.

So I got gasoline and
set the shed on fire.

I've received my
sentence long ago.

Don't kill me...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry!

Veijo... Veijo?

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