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New to Mumbai?

Been here five months, but it still feels strange

- Where are you from? - Malihabad, Uttar Pradesh

Malihabad is famous for mangoes. l'm from U.P. too

- Jaunpur. Do you know it? - Yes, l've been there

Come home soon

Look lmran, the famous Marine Drive and up ahead is Chowpatty

People throng this place every day to eat bhel puri, pav bhaji. . .

l think people come here more for fresh air

which is in short supply

The sea air is so different

it smells of people's desires

Give me two rupees, l'm hungry, please. . .

Are you shooting?

Take my picture! Please!

lt's exactly your kind of flat...

Yes, a gas connection, 24-hour security

Yes, there's water... most of the time

Just take a look

Okay, 6 o'clock

Do you like it, Mr Arun? lt'll be perfect after a coat of paint

You 're a painter, you 'll know what l mean

Think about it. The lease is unlimited

There's the view you wanted of the old city. That's the Aga Khan Tower

The station is nearby...

and you get a private toilet, rare for these buildings

Yes, the kitchen is small, but you 're not exactly a chef

What an actor!

l want to meet him

Johny Lever? l'll introduce you

Shut up!

Ma, if l fail this time, it'll be their fault

He's right, Salim. You illiterate!

Just you wait. . .

Karim will study and become a top class gentleman

Right, Karim?

Off to work again?

Damn filthy job, that

Why do you do it?

At least l'm not a crook like you

My job is better... right, Aunt?

Don't... stop it!

ldiot

- Shit! - Damn... missed!

What did he think he was doing?

Shai, don't be such the NRl. You know what traffic here is like

l'm so late, man, Pes...

My mum left for the show an hour ago

Nothing important starts in Bombay before 1 0, love

There's Arun... delightful that he could make it to his own opening

l like the new work. What do you think, Jatin?

l think it's hard to be apolitical when you are referencing the working classes

Ladies and gentlemen...friends. . .

The artist has decided to make an appearance...

Finally. . .

Thank you all so much for coming...

and l take great pleasure in presenting 'Building', Arun's new work

And now the part that Arun hates the most...

Arun, please say a few words. . .

Everybody, T. Arun. . . Arun, be nice

Well, there's not much to say. . .

This is a tribute to the people of...

Rajasthan... U. P. . . .

Tamil Nadu , Andhra Pradesh and elsewhere

who built this city in the hope that someday

they will find a rightful place in it

So, to Bombay. . .

my muse, my whore, my beloved

- To Bombay - To Bombay

- Fantastic - Thanks, thank you

- We really love your work - Thank you

We'll have a huge painting of yours...

- You know the old style you used to. . . - Sorry to intrude...

This is going to be a really important show

and l am told your solos are much later

Arun, you have really outdone yourself this time

Miraj Hussain, l need to talk to you

How long does it take to return a phone call?

That bad?

Don't ask...

Thank God for Pesi

- Hi, l'm Arun - Hi... Shai

Guess l thought you looked a bit stricken there

Yeah

So are you an artist too?

No, l am an investment banking consultant

What... something to do with money?

Yes, broadly speaking

Essentially, l study investment trends in South Asian economies

What... here in Bombay?

No, in New York, but...

l've moved here for a bit

Why?

l guess l needed a break from things, you know

... a new perspective, some fresh air in my head

- You plan to get that here in Bombay? - Yes. . .

Well, maybe just a change of scene then

Cool, l could do with a holiday too

Actually, l'm not on holiday. l'm on a sabbatical

Really? What's that supposed to mean?

lt means l've received a research grant

to submit a project about small and marginal businesses

and shifts in traditional occupations

Basically, l have to write a few papers

and spend time doing what l love doing most...

taking photographs

Rat... rat... !

Oh... l'm so sorry

l just saw a rat...

l am serious

l'm so sorry

Well, now my show is truly open

Cheers!

Cheers!

Early morning, and everyone's racing against the clock

Look how quickly she cooks her curry

Like she's in a race

Who knows what it'll taste like!

We have a maid. Out here they are called 'bai'

How quickly she does the dishes, cleaning and laundry!

Won't stay an extra minute!

So unlike our Zubeida back home. . .

who'd insist on staying back, to oil my hair, or a massage

Poor dear... how is she?

You 've been up long?

A couple of hours...

- Tea? - l'd love some

Listen, l just helped myself to a shirt that was lying on your chair

because mine was trashed with that wine stain

Yeah, that's fine

Milk and sugar?

Yes, please

l had a lovely time last night

So tell me... do you always live like this. . . out of boxes?

Moving house. . .

Really? Why?

Lease has run out. . .

So you found a new place then, have you ?

Yeah

You know, l found your opening last night

to be quite an experience

Are they all like that?

My mom loves these arty do's... she's quite a collector

We have a lot of art at home

ln fact, we are running short of walls

Are you hung over?

No

Hey, is something wrong?

No, actually Shai, l'm really. . .

l'm really sorry about last night. . .

l mean, l was so drunk and l had no idea. . .

Hey, what are you sorry about? Don't be sorry

l had a really great time

No, l'm quite a loner and. . .

l keep to myself and. . .

and l don't usually do this you know

Hey, it's cool. . .

l'm glad you don't usually do this

l mean, hey, l don't either. . .

No, actually what l'm trying to say, Shai is that. . .

l'm not the relationship kind at all

you know...

and l'm really sorry if l led you into believing...

that this was something more...

something more...

more than just a shag

l'm sorry, Shai, l don't mean to. . .

Look Shai, what l'm trying to say is that. . .

Look, l have no idea what's going on in your head right now. . .

and l'm not sure l want to know

Arun, you know what...

lt's cool. . .

Take care, l'll see you around

Yes, Munna... come in

Any clothes for washing?

Sir...?

No, there's no laundry. l'm moving house

- Can you come there? - Sure, give me the address, l'll find it

Wait

This is the Gateway of lndia, Bombay's most famous landmark

- Can we go? - Let's take a picture together for lmran

Who will take it?

- Could you take our picture? - Sure

How does this work?

- Point it towards us... can you see us? - Yes, l can

- Done? - Yes

Go, take the camera

Thanks

l guess you are right

l don't know, Pes...

l really thought he was special

You know... l mean...

we got along so well the night before

Well, it wasn't just the sex, Pes

Yeah. . .

Like he was really into me

and he was so intense. . .

and then, suddenly in the morning. . .

he was like a completely different person...

hold on a sec...

Yeah...?

l'm the dhobi

Come in

Pes, l'll have to call you back

This dhobi guy just walked in and l don't know where Agnes is

Okay, bye

There were 1 2 clothes, please count them

This has turned blue!

lt had a big stain, so l tried to whiten it

l should've told Agnes to put this is in the laundry

lt's completely ruined now

Give it to me, l'll correct it

No. . . who knows what colour it'll become next. . .

Damn. . .

Madam, my mistake. l'll fix it

What's your name?

l'm... Zohaib

Zohaib, l'm Shai

First Letter, Second Letter, Third Letter

Rakesh, the people who lived here have left some stuff behind

Some tapes, a ring...

...no, a silver ring

Can't you return it to the landlord?

What if they ever ask for it?

Cool, l'll throw it away, but don't ask for it later

Okay, bye

First Letter

- Which college do you go to? - l don't go to college

Who has time for college? He works in the movies

Really? Which films were you in?

Hey...

Zohaib, right?

- Which film are you here to watch? - Yuvraaj

So are we!

This will be my first-ever Bollywood film

See you ...

Zohaib... huh?

- She's a friend of mine... Shai - Do l look like a fool?

Come on, let's get to the bottom of this

ls it switched on?

Bring it here

Look, when this red light flashes it's recording

lt's recording now

This is great! So cool!

Say something, l'm shooting your picture

- What should l say? - Just smile

This is wonderful!

But tell me, how will lmran see this?

l wanted to send him photos of us. Can he watch this on his TV?

Salaam Aleikum, lmran... all well?

l had promised l'd send you our photos. But l didn't have a camera

So he got me this video one instead

l thought l'd send you this, to watch on your TV

Show it to Mum and Dad as well

How am l looking? Just the same, right?

Bombay hasn't changed me yet

l'm still the same Yasmin

Your exams are round the corner now

Study hard, do well, and come here soon

You 've always wanted to visit Bombay

l'm here now, we'll have lots of fun

We'll go to Juhu beach. . . eat bhel puri !

Maybe l could give you a tour of Bombay with this camera

Good idea, isn't it?

Goodbye for now

She stole my heart. . .

and slipped away. . .

The full-grown male weighs about 3 tonnes

l'm into fashion designing...

What a rotten breakfast! Have you lost your mind?

Don't you remember, l like omelettes for breakfast?

Would you like some tea?

- Agnes, 2 cups of tea, please - Yes

Come in

Have a seat

So you like The Doors?

Are you a photographer?

No, this is just a hobby

l work in a bank, in America

Why did you leave America? lsn't life more advanced there?

Who told you that?

Yes, some ways it's more advanced but. . .

- Are you from Mumbai? - No from Bihar

Darbhanga district

- So why did you move here? - To fill my belly, why else?

ls your family here?

No, l came alone, when l was eight. l stayed with my uncle

- Ever go back home, to visit? - No, never

Why?

Don't you miss family?

Were you unhappy at home?

lt was okay. . .

less to eat, that's all

We were always hungry

When l first came here, l worked at a hotel

There l had my fill, of food and thrashings!

Can you take a picture of me?

Yeah... sure

Not like this. . . Can you take pictures for a portfolio?

Why? Want to be a model?

No... actor

Well, l can try... l mean. . .

never really done that sort of thing before

What was that?

l mean, yes. . .

But you have to return the favour

You have to allow me to take pictures of you at work

What work?

Your washerman's work, what else?

Munna, whose shirt is this? Sir said it's not his

- lt's Mr. Arun's. . . - lt's mine. . .

You know Arun, the painter?

Yes

Do you know where his new house is?

Yes

Could you show it to me?

l want to return this shirt

l can do that

No, l want to surprise him

So, is Munna your nickname?

Yes... you can call me that

The rain here is so different

unrelenting...

falls incessantly. . .

Like a lullaby at night. . .

its sound engulfs you . . .

drowning out the neighbours' TVs

But l feel sorry for my maid, bai whose house gets flooded

She says, she has to bail out the water by hand

l must go, l think he's back

Need to heat the food

l've made lamb with beetroot today, the way Mum taught me

l hope he likes it. . .

Then l'll watch some TV, because he doesn't talk much

l hope there's a good film on

And anyway, why are we even here?

l thought you claimed you are not into this guy

l don't know

There's something we left unfinished, l think

Couple of positions you haven't tried yet?

So go, ring his doorbell

l can't

l don't really know him and...

who knows, he might have somebody up there with him right now

That's possible

These artist types, they get a lot of action

Such a crummy neighbourhood

Hey, this is one of our buildings

This neighbourhood is getting posh then

Oh, wait. That's him, isn't it?

- What? What happened? - Get down, he'll see us

He's not that cute, really

Pes, come let's go there

- To that South lndian joint? - Yeah

Pure Veg? No, thanks

- Who is going for the food? - l am

l can't spy on an empty stomach

- Come, l'll find you a nice Parsi boy - Yeah, right

ls there a problem, Munna?

Actually, l was hoping we'd shoot in a studio

No, studios are so artificial

l thought we'd get some natural shots

So you want to shoot on the streets?

Yes, natural, you know...

like you 're standing or sitting somewhere

No, no, please shoot in a studio. l'll pay for it!

lt isn't about the expense

lt'll be very different from other portfolios. . .

totally fresh

l don't want anything ''fresh''!

Are you sure you know how to do this?

Smile

Nice

Something else?

Can you lose these glasses?

Hands down

Okay, Munna, don't smile

Hold it

Better

Do you have another T-shirt? This one's too bright

No. . .

Shall l take it off?

... let's try

Really nice

Hold it

lmran, this lady is our neighbour

For some reason she never says a word

Nor does her expression ever change

Something must have happened with her

Poor thing

Hello... how are you ?

Yes, Vatsala

What do you mean... fourth floor, why?

Yes, why?

No, l was meant to but. . .

One second. . .

Yes, l meant to call him, but. . .

l was really busy, so. . .

l couldn't find the time and...

l'll probably call him some time today

So what have you been up to?

Should have known. . . holed up at home, watching porn

- Mad or what? - Really?

Then what's that?

Some stuff...

Stuff? What stuff? Why are you so cagey?

First... letter...

Give that to me...

Yasmin Noor? Who is Yasmin Noor?

V, give it back. Stop it

Who is Yasmin Noor?

Come on, give it back

What? Not in the mood?

We didn't sell much...

l mean, the market's a bit slow, but l was hoping we'd do better

You didn't really talk to anyone at the show

Except for that girl with Pesi

Who was she?

Shai?

She's a banker or something

Shai... she's Perwin Edulji's daughter

Perwin bought more art last year than anyone l know

l hope you charmed her

This is so much easier with paper

You haven't asked me why l came

Why did you come?

l've wangled a show for you

Ask me where

Where?

Sydney

l wanted to surprise you

You know, there's this gallery l've been in touch with

about Medha's work and Gagan's work

l slipped in a catalogue of your work

They seemed to really like it

ln fact, they want to open their lndia section with you

This will launch you internationally, l'm so excited

And of course, you 'll get to see Shiv

How old must he be by now?

Almost six

So, did you like my work?

What do l say...

l think it's great

Great, thank heavens

Tea?

You 're my first ''client'', so l was nervous

No, your work is superb

But...

tell me...

What?

How do you like me?

ln the pictures...

l think you look great

Now you have to take me to Dhobi Ghat

- Show me the pink ones - Here, madam

- How much? - Rs 75 for a set

Did you hear that, lmran?

No, that's too much

Don't worry, l'll knock down the price

Hey, dad

Yeah, l am here

Yeah, it's great

Yeah...

What's his name... your site manager... ?

l think it was Harish or something... he set it up for me

Yeah, it's great... thanks, dad

l'm getting some great shots

Okay, bye

- What are you shooting? - l'm new to the city so...

So what? Don't you know all this isn't allowed?

New to Mumbai?

See all you want, surely that's free!

What are you looking at?

What are you staring at?

At the camera

Look straight ahead! Never seen a camera before?

lt's none of your business where l look

lt is! Look ahead!

Tell madam she wants to shoot me returning the clothes

She wants to take pictures of me working

Why? You come inside

Ma'am, actually l'm shooting him at work from washing to delivering

So if you don't mind, can l shoot him handing over the clothes?

Take the clothes

One salwar ...

One kurta...

Madam wants you inside

Tell her l'm in a hurry. l'll come by another day

Did you see how she glared at me?

Forget about her

But she won't forget about you !

Second Letter

Smile for me, bai

Oh dear...

Just a little

Where's your daughter?

- Over there - Vanita, come here

Vanita, come here...

Come on...

Come, don't be shy

lmran, meet Lata bai and her daughter Vanita

Say hello to my brother

But where is he?

Ma, she's recording our pictures to send to her brother

She's a smart girl

Which class are you in?

Class 9, English Medium

Then say something in English for us

Go on, recite that poem

''The Brook'', by Alfred Lord Tennyson

l come from haunts of coot and hern, l make a sudden sally

And sparkle out among the fern, And bicker down the valley

By thirty hills l hurry down, Or slip between the ridges

By twenty thorpes a little town, And half a hundred bridges

... l've forgotten the rest

Wow!

Bai, she's very smart

A bit too smart

Watches TV all day. Dancing and singing with songs...

so her grades have dropped

Wow, then dance for us...

Go on

Some other time then...

- Should l get back to work? - Yes

Can't say, sir, my shifts keep changing

l don't know when this lady lived in your flat

There was a maid called Lata bai who worked here

Do you know her?

l've heard the name. But l can't say for sure

Please ask around

She might still be working in this area

- Please find out - Okay, sir

How long have you known Arun?

Why?

Just... curious

Around four years

Has he always lived alone?

No, earlier he lived with his wife and son

What? No way

Yes, why?

They split two years ago

Divorced

He was in a bad way then

Just wouldn't open the door

One day l shouted, ''Open the door, or l'll call the police!''

Then?

Finally, he opened the door

Thank God he was alive

l made some tea, we drank it, and then l left

Then?

Then he got okay

What was his wife like?

Nice

Fair... tall...

Taller than Arun

Aren't you married?

Boyfriend?

ln the past

Not anymore

And you ?

Why not? You 're so handsome

What can l say?

l... haven't really liked anyone...

as yet

You 'll find someone

- Hello - Hello, Shai Edulji

- When did you arrive? - This evening, darling

- Where's mum? - She's already gone off to bed

- So, having fun? - Yes, it's been great

Like today, l shot in the Dhobi Ghat

You know what your mum would have to say about that, right?

She'd probably say l needed a vaccination shot or something

That Raju is a real bastard!

He did me out of 50 grand

And here l was trying to help him

l gave him a good thrashing

And warned him l'd complain to Kale Bhai

That's when he got scared

Just because he's Lambu 's brother he throws his weight around

Munna, l need some cash

l've got to put down 1 0,000...

for that apartment in Jogeshwari

Look...

l've got 7,000. Give me three

l'll return it next month

You still owe me 4,000

l can't loan you any more

l swear l'll pay you back. Don't worry

Kale Bhai is giving me a big job next month

And l'll get my share out of Raju

For sure. l promise

But Salim, don't mess with Lambu

Yes, mom!

What?

Why are you laughing?

Did your Ma'am take these?

Just look at you !

l mean, you look great

But l don't know why l found it funny

You look handsome, buddy

What a body!

When will you introduce me to that producer?

Do something for me, fatso!

You think l won't?

l'll take you tomorrow. For sure

l have to say...

this Ma'am of yours seems really nice

Why don't you tell her?

What are you scared of now?

- She's already seen you half-naked! - Shut up!

YASMlN NOOR

Nothing lasts here...

The sea claims everything

l can share everything with it,

tell it all my secrets,

and they'll sink softly to its depths

The sea will keep them safe

Nice to see you again, how are you doing?

l'm good, how are you ?

Good, very good

Moved house, working on a new project

l live right here, in fact. On the fourth floor

- Really? - Yeah

l was just going in here, this building

Are you going to shoot something?

Yeah, just shooting the construction work and all that...

it's one of my dad's sites

- So, you are... - Well, l should...

- Sorry - No, it's okay...

No, do you want to have a coffee or something?

l mean... do you have the time?

Yes... l have time for a coffee

So, do you want to come to my house?

- Okay, yes - Come

So how's the sabbatical been going?

lt's been pretty good, so far

Been seeing a lot of the city?

Yeah... kind of...

Have you been spending a lot of time in this area? Mohammad Ali Road?

Well, not really

l guess one needs a guide to see all the really local stuff

Yeah...one needs a guide...

And you ? You 've been working?

Yeah, kind of...

There is this...

something that l am quite excited about...

That's great...

You look a lot happier, l have to say

You know, Shai, l really want to apologise

for being such an ass the last time

Oh, no...not more apologies...

Just forget about it, okay, please

lt's really not a big deal. Really

Although l was really pissed off with you , for a while

That's me at my best.... pissing people off

And when l get drunk, l do these random things

lt gets so embarrassing

l know what you mean, l'm hoping you don't remember

half of the things l did that night

Apart from the headstand, you mean...

Hey Munna, what's up?

Nothing today, come tomorrow

Hey, have you been to the Elephanta caves?

That's another great place

No...

Listen, l have to go...

Oh, okay...

l just remembered l have to meet someone

Thanks for the coffee...

Sure...

- Show me your photos sometime - Definitely

- Where are you going? - l have work

What work?

You said you 'd take me to Nagpada today

And we'd see a film

That ''Hello'' or whatever

Come on, Munna, you promised

l've even bought tickets

Please

My ancestors came to Bombay and set up shop in 1 905

We are the 5th generation, and we're still here

But now it's the machine age

Young people prefer bottled perfumes

Why are you doing all this?

l want to understand...

to see...

See what? These filthy places?

American streets too clean for you ?

Look... there... the King of Lalbaug

Where? Which one, Vanita?

- How much was that? - 40 Rupees

No, please let me get this

You 're my guest, it's on me

Hello, Salim...

Not today, l'm a little busy

Hi, mom

Good, good, and you ?

Yeah, still doing my mad shooting

Well, l am done

l'm done with dhobis, and ear cleaners, and the circus

and l'm soon going to be doing the night rat-killers

No, no kidding

Of course, l'll be fine mom

And when do you come next?

Good, so l'll see you soon then?

Okay, bye

Shai baby, you stay away from this dhobi guy

- Why? - He's not a good boy

He's just extra smart, got no education, totally worthless

Third Letter

Bakri Eid is ten days away

You know how much it frightens me

l always feel terrible, that we sacrifice...

those who we raise with so much love

Remember, how l used to hide at home?

He's out of town,

but his aunt has invited me for the ritual

l've already thought up an excuse...

Diarrhoea!

Remember when we were kids...

how we'd find excuses to skip Koran class?

lt's the same thing with this aunt

That's it for now

lt's taking me ages to finish these tapes

All the news will be stale

Anyway, better late than never, right?

She was like, ''Mrs. Fonseca, l want to be a nun.''

We were like, ''What?!''

Listen, l know, let's go to my place in Khandala

- Now? - Yes, totally, it's gorgeous in the rain

Actually, it's not a bad idea

Anyway, l can't. l promised Munna l'd go with him

to that Dongri place tomorrow

- lt's Munna time - What is with this Munna fixation?

l mean, how much can you hang out with your Dhobi?

Yes. So?

So, it's just slightly weird... slightly?

l know you guys have things in common and all but

after a point, it's like

''How many clothes did you wash today?''

Stop it

- Just kidding - Sorry, sorry...

Listen, listen. Forget all this nonsense

- Let's have some real fun now - Okay

You 've changed, you know

You 're in love

Lay off

Have you told her?

But her parents will never agree

You 'll have to elope

Are you nuts?

Sorry, first you have to propose

Hello, sir! lt's been ages...

Sure l have some

'A' grade stuff

Where should l come?

Now make a right

l'm over here

Forgotten me, sir?

- How much? - Seven

When l bought from that Raju ...

- Come on, sir... - l got better stuff at five

Raju 's a cheat!

Six is what l buy it for. Nothing less than six

Nothing less, my ass

Here's two more

Special rate just for you , sir

And please don't go to Raju again

Look at me

Don't come if you don't want to. l've never forced you

l don't know what's come over you suddenly

Something's up between you and that girl

That's not true

You 're in love with her, that's what

ldiot!

The truth is never pleasant, is it?

That American girl plays you , and you go crazy

Munna, don't forget your status!

Now get out of here

And don't come back when she dumps you

Get me a Coke with ice

And Munna won't be coming anymore

Tell the watchman and find a new dhobi

Why do people make so much of marriage?

l should never have got married

But no one listened to me

l used to be so happy

Shall l tell you something?

He has another woman

l wanted to ask him something so l called his mobile phone

A woman answers and asks, ''Who's this?''

l said, ''His wife.''

She started laughing

She gave him the phone saying, ''She's so na�ve...''

Where did you find her?

Well... forget all that

That day when you called, l was so excited l forgot to ask...

How did you do in the exams?

And how's our kid sister?

Back home, it must be mango season now

l really miss that taste

Yes, V. Tell me

Yes, it's going well

l'm not sure

l'm not sure means l'm not sure, l don't know

Look V, l can't work with deadlines anymore

When l'm done, l'll tell you . Until then, quit hassling me

- Please take off your T-shirt! - Cut it out

Yes?

Lambu is sitting with Kale Bhai

- Kale Bhai has sent for you - l'm busy

- What does he want? - Maybe he wants to have dinner with you

Now? lt's almost midnight

So shall l tell him you 're busy?

- Where...? - ln the shed behind the station

Go ahead, l'm coming

- Shall l come along? - No, l'll be back soon

You finish your filthy job, then we'll have breakfast together

Madam, this is a large area

Two men cover it

There's one of the workers

This is my last letter

l don't know whether it will reach you

May Allah keep you in health and happiness

This is my last letter

l don't know whether it will reach you

May Allah keep you in health and happiness

Don't be angry with me

l've tried my best

Explain to Mum and Dad as well

Brother

Move...

You have to be strong for your mother

Don't worry son, we are here for you

We are here to see the apartment

- May we look around? - Yes

Hello Aunty, l was wondering if l could leave this packet

for your neighbour, Mr. Arun

How did it happen?

A fight between the two gangs

Salim became the scapegoat

- Did you go to the cops? - You kidding?

They buried Salim within hours,

and moved us to this apartment in Jogeshwari

What would the cops do anyway?

They'd harass us, not them

Brother, help me out

Any bit role

The family is my responsibility now

Can't you see!

Are you angry with me?

You 've been avoiding my calls. Have you changed your number?

Salim is dead

They say he was knocked down by a train

Bastards. Killed the brother l had

All this happened and you didn't tell me?

Aren't we friends?

Of course! We are friends!

And now l can't find Arun either

Bloody painter

You fancy him, don't you ?

He must have gone to Australia to his ex-wife

Who knows? They might get back together.

They have a son too

So. . .

Call me sometime

Keep in touch...