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Hey, kids.
You know what time it is?
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It's birthday time!
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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♪ It's your birthday ♪
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♪ And we want you
to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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Okay now, kids,
clap your hands
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like there's no tomorrow.
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♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪
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That's right.
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♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪
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♪ The good times never end ♪
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Carl!
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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Okay now, kids,
clap your hands
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like there's no tomorrow.
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♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪
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Ah.
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Yeah, I tell everybody
that attempts the 50,
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there ain't shit out here,
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but you gotta be prepared
for anything.
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A bunch of fun-loving kids
stole the zigzag
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out of the back of the
sheriff's pickup a month ago.
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Guess you found it for 'em.
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You know what some folks
consider funny?
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Just ruin
a man's whole damn day.
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God's honest truth.
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Now, where'd you say
you're from?
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Oh, you're one of those guys
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that don't wanna look back,
huh?
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You're one where the past lives
in the past, huh?
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Yeah, I understand.
No, I can't blame you.
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I mean, we all got
so much baggage.
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I just say, move forward.
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You're a rolling stone.
Yup.
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We had a car chase around here
a while back.
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Some boy got up
to 150 miles an hour,
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just launched it right off
Tension's Peak, man.
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It's like a superhero.
It went fwoom!
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Carnage was terrible.
It was just... wow.
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Oh, fuck me.
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- Will you just stop it?
- Open the door!
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I'll open the damn door.
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What the hell
is wrong with you?
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No!
God damn it.
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Hey Jed, what's up?
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This old boy had
the misfortune
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of finding your zigzags
out there.
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I figured
I'd bring 'em back to you.
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- He all right?
- Yeah, he'll be all right.
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Tire's not, but he'll be fine.
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He had this pretty Camaro
right here.
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Yes, yes, it was
that ocean blue...
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Jed, I'll come by
and get 'em later.
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All turning around,
spinning out, everything.
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He just slid right in there
and then pop, pop...
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I don't have time
for this today, okay?
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Yes, ma'am.
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- Take this off me.
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
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There's not a chance in hell
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I'm letting you out
of this trailer tonight.
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I hate you.
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Oh, talk sweet to me
all you want.
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Get down.
You know the drill. Get down.
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- Get out of my way.
- Come here.
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What the hell are you doing?
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- Wait.
- I'll be back in the morning.
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What... how the hell
am I supposed to eat?
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How am I supposed
to take a piss?
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There are chips
is on the coffee table
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and a bucket on the floor.
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Try not to make a mess.
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You're a bitch.
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Oh, I love you too.
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Hey, it's gonna be
about $250 for the tow,
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and we'll need
all four tires replaced.
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And there was something wrong
with that chip, I think.
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But I can fix it
for about $1,000.
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Yep.
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No, cash only. Uh-uh, no.
And in advance.
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Yeah, I don't take
no plastic credit cards.
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Oh, that over there.
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Yeah, we ain't got
no internet in Hayesville.
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Yeah, so all the ATMs,
they just don't work.
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Yeah, we were gonna get it,
but they just didn't.
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You ain't got the cash, huh?
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Now ain't that a dilly
of a pickle?
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Hmm.
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You willing to work it off?
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Okay, then.
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I think I've got somebody
who can accommodate.
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Hey, kid.
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I got a guy for you.
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You want god to laugh,
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you tell him your plans.
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Howdy there, partner.
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My name is Tex,
same as the state.
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Got the handle Macadoo.
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Welcome to Willy's Wonderland.
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- Yeah, he don't talk much.
- And I respect that.
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I enjoy a man of few words.
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Well, business is not
what it used to be,
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but I am fixing to reopen
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and make Willy's
better than ever.
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Anyway, enough horseshit.
Here's my offer.
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You spend the night
cleaning Willy's Wonderland
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and I will pay
to have your car fixed.
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I go on in tomorrow,
you come out of there,
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and your ride will be
ready for you right there.
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Deal?
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If not, I got places to be.
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All right. All right.
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Let's go inside.
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Good luck, mister.
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Watch your step.
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Check this out.
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Hey kids,
it's Willy the Weasel.
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Welcome to my wonderland.
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Come on down
and meet the gang.
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We've got Arty the Alligator,
Siren Sara,
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Cammy the Chameleon,
Gus Gorilla,
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Knighty Knight,
Ozzie the Ostrich,
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and Tito the Turtle.
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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We had some great times.
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Kids laughing, smiling,
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eating hot dogs,
opening presents.
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You know the story, right?
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Well, some of these
little bastards start crawling
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over the characters,
they get hurt.
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A couple of lawsuits later
from Mommy Safety Organizations
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and wham, bam, thank you ma'am,
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we're out of business.
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Shut us right down.
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Damn thing always gets jammed.
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Yeah.
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This stuff oughta do the trick.
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Broom, mop, bucket,
drain snake,
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Windex, rags,
whatever you need, we got it.
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Oh, lookee here.
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Congratulations.
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You are officially on staff.
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Well, pal,
it's gonna be dark soon.
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I'll be back in the morning
with that car of yours
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dapper and ready to drive
or my name is not Tex Macadoo.
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Help yourself to whatever
you can find in the kitchen.
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It's on the house.
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And be sure to take breaks.
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Always good to pace yourself.
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That's it.
Good luck.
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Damn.
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I thought you quit.
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My last one.
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Piece of shit.
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All right,
let's get the hell outta here.
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I can't stand to hear
a grown man scream.
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- Liv, you in there?
- Oh, shit.
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Yeah, I'm in here.
Can you help me out?
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, calm down, dude.
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No need to be a superhero.
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- Oh!
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, damn it! Oh!
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Nice one, genius.
The door was unlocked.
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How am I supposed
to know that?
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Oh, shit.
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Let me see if we can find
something
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to get you out of that.
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She gave you a bucket?
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Bitch is wicked.
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- Liv, you okay?
- Are you okay?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just...
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I found a screwdriver.
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What the hell are we gonna do
with a screwdriver?
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Have y'all never worn
handcuffs before?
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Oh, shut up.
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Why not just look
for the key?
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What the hell am I looking
in the fridge for?
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God, these eggs are
definitely bad.
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We need, like, a saw
or a pliers or something.
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- Pliers?
- Can't find no key in here.
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- Shut up and find something.
- You shut up!
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You ain't had no handcuffs on.
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Gee, thanks for the help, guys.
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- Cool. We good.
- Yo.
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Come on. We're late.
I saw the bait already.
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Where?
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Well, he was with Jed
in his truck.
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Probably locked inside Willy's
by now.
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Well, let's roll out.
I wanna see that bitch burn.
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Yeah, burn, baby, burn.
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Wait, guys, this isn't
for your entertainment, okay?
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It's for doing what's right.
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It's gotta be
a little entertaining.
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Look, I wanna see
them freak bastards die
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for what I see 'em do.
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Shut up, dude.
What have you seen them do?
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Remember that one time
I was...
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Okay, shut up.
Guys.
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If we're doing this,
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we're gonna do this
as a mission,
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not a field trip.
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Are you with me or not?
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Yeah, we're with you, Liv.
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Whatever you say.
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Yeah.
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All right. Let's do this.
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I'm gonna feast on your face!
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Sheriff, if I may,
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why'd you request the state
to send backup for one night
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to curfew a place
the size of a postage stamp?
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Oh, don't get me wrong.
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I got a wife and kid on the way
and I do love the overtime pay.
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- Double overtime.
- Right.
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So what's the plan
the rest of the evening?
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- See that phone?
- Yeah.
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We're gonna sit here
and pray it don't ring.
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Copy that.
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♪ To the beat ♪
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♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪
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♪ Sway your hips
and here we go ♪
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- Hey, Tito.
- Hola, Willy.
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I hear that there's
a birthday boy
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in the audience tonight.
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Sí, Willy.
Cantamos.
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday ♪
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♪ So let's party, everyone ♪
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Let's play hide and seek.
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♪ You'll never find me ♪
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I'm gonna eat your eyes out
and then feast on your soul.
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You're as icy as an igloo.
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Happy day.
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You're getting warmer.
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You're as hot
as a pancake on a grill
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and just as yummy.
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Gorilla greetings.
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That tickles.
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But we were friends.
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Ah.
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- Hey, Chris.
- What?
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00:30:48,573 --> 00:30:50,375
Can you pour gas
literally anywhere else?
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00:30:50,409 --> 00:30:51,878
I'm sorry you pour
like crap, Aaron.
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You're pouring gas
on top of my gas.
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All right,
let me go over here
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- and I'll just paint the bush.
- Perfect. Thank you.
253
00:30:56,582 --> 00:30:59,886
Hey, you blowing bubbles?
Bring your ass.
254
00:30:59,918 --> 00:31:00,887
You forgot the lighter,
didn't you?
255
00:31:00,919 --> 00:31:02,053
No, I didn't.
256
00:31:02,087 --> 00:31:03,388
- Then let me see it.
- Oh, my God.
257
00:31:03,422 --> 00:31:05,591
There you go.
Yeah, all right.
258
00:31:09,428 --> 00:31:11,062
Wait, wait, wait.
Uh-uh. Not yet.
259
00:31:11,096 --> 00:31:12,899
That guy's still in there.
260
00:31:12,931 --> 00:31:14,433
We gotta get him out first.
261
00:31:18,103 --> 00:31:21,607
Hey, sir! Sir!
262
00:31:21,641 --> 00:31:23,942
You're not safe in there.
We gotta get you out.
263
00:31:27,946 --> 00:31:29,916
- Hey!
- Well, that was rude.
264
00:31:29,948 --> 00:31:31,249
Hey, look,
if he don't wanna be safe,
265
00:31:31,283 --> 00:31:32,752
it's his ass, not ours.
266
00:31:32,785 --> 00:31:34,085
Tough shit.
267
00:31:34,119 --> 00:31:35,420
I'm getting him out
whether he likes it or not.
268
00:31:35,454 --> 00:31:36,756
You wanna go in there
with those things?
269
00:31:36,789 --> 00:31:37,924
Are you high?
270
00:31:37,956 --> 00:31:39,257
Look, if he wanna
be cremated,
271
00:31:39,291 --> 00:31:40,593
- that's his business.
- Yeah.
272
00:31:40,626 --> 00:31:41,960
I'm sorry,
but I'm just not okay
273
00:31:41,993 --> 00:31:43,428
with letting somebody
burn alive in there
274
00:31:43,462 --> 00:31:46,599
if we can do something
about it.
275
00:31:46,632 --> 00:31:48,601
- She's right.
- Of course she is, Chris.
276
00:31:48,634 --> 00:31:49,602
Oh, shut up!
277
00:31:49,635 --> 00:31:51,102
Hurry this shit up
so we can go home.
278
00:31:51,136 --> 00:31:52,437
I'll figure out
how to get inside,
279
00:31:52,471 --> 00:31:54,272
but I'm not putting
you guys in danger.
280
00:31:54,306 --> 00:31:57,610
You just figure out
how to get us out once I do.
281
00:31:57,643 --> 00:31:59,144
Okay.
282
00:33:21,727 --> 00:33:23,194
I didn't even know
you smoked.
283
00:33:23,228 --> 00:33:26,064
Where'd you get this?
284
00:33:26,097 --> 00:33:28,034
I grew it myself.
I call it No Clue.
285
00:33:28,066 --> 00:33:30,736
- How much THC is in it?
- No clue.
286
00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:34,439
- What?
- I'm cold.
287
00:34:00,466 --> 00:34:02,969
I've waited so long
for a girl to play with.
288
00:34:08,507 --> 00:34:10,277
- Wanna see my treehouse?
- Uh-uh.
289
00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:12,645
Not today, girlfriend.
290
00:34:14,147 --> 00:34:16,448
Ow.
291
00:34:16,482 --> 00:34:18,785
Come play with me.
292
00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:30,329
♪ Ring around the rosie ♪
293
00:34:30,362 --> 00:34:36,169
♪ A pocketful of posies ♪
294
00:34:36,203 --> 00:34:41,640
♪ Ashes, ashes ♪
295
00:34:41,674 --> 00:34:45,477
♪ We all fall ♪
296
00:34:48,681 --> 00:34:50,150
Holy shit.
Guys, that was Liv.
297
00:34:50,183 --> 00:34:51,650
We gotta go after her.
298
00:34:51,684 --> 00:34:52,819
I'm out this bitch.
Y'all playing.
299
00:34:52,853 --> 00:34:54,653
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Both: Bobby!
300
00:34:54,687 --> 00:34:56,323
What?
301
00:34:56,355 --> 00:34:58,158
Are y'all serious right now?
302
00:34:58,191 --> 00:34:59,993
We supposed to go in there
and get killed too?
303
00:35:00,026 --> 00:35:01,828
You wanna stay here?
We gotta do something.
304
00:35:01,862 --> 00:35:03,529
No, I actually wanna leave,
305
00:35:03,562 --> 00:35:05,497
and I thought y'all might
want to also, but I don't care.
306
00:35:05,531 --> 00:35:07,366
- Fine. I'll go.
- No, no, I'll go.
307
00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:09,501
No, wait... hey, stop, stop.
308
00:35:09,535 --> 00:35:11,004
This is Liv
we're talking about.
309
00:35:11,037 --> 00:35:13,672
- Move out of the way.
- What? No!
310
00:35:13,706 --> 00:35:15,876
Damn!
311
00:35:15,909 --> 00:35:18,011
Hey, hey. Whoa, hey.
Y'all look away.
312
00:35:18,044 --> 00:35:20,713
Baby, God damn.
Hey, y'all back up, man.
313
00:35:46,405 --> 00:35:48,375
Thank God you're still alive.
We gotta get you outta here.
314
00:35:48,407 --> 00:35:49,708
I stopped that bitch,
315
00:35:49,742 --> 00:35:52,379
but that won't keep her away
for long, so...
316
00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:53,712
hey!
317
00:35:53,746 --> 00:35:57,217
Did you not hear
what I just said?
318
00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:58,885
Hey!
319
00:36:06,126 --> 00:36:09,561
We go in, fast, we split up,
and as soon as we find Liv
320
00:36:09,595 --> 00:36:12,564
and this janitor dude,
we're out.
321
00:36:12,598 --> 00:36:14,267
- Hmm.
- What, Aaron?
322
00:36:14,301 --> 00:36:16,403
We just don't need any more
Batman bullshit, all right?
323
00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:17,736
Okay. Thank you.
Yeah, I know.
324
00:36:17,770 --> 00:36:19,738
It's only going to make it
less safe for everyone else.
325
00:36:19,772 --> 00:36:23,076
You mean
kinda like Liv just did?
326
00:36:23,109 --> 00:36:24,911
Excuse me?
327
00:36:24,945 --> 00:36:27,746
Say what you gotta say.
Speak up.
328
00:36:27,781 --> 00:36:30,083
Now's the time, Dan.
329
00:36:30,116 --> 00:36:32,751
You ain't gonna say it?
330
00:36:32,786 --> 00:36:34,453
Do you guys have
something in mind?
331
00:36:34,486 --> 00:36:35,621
Hell yeah, we do.
332
00:36:35,654 --> 00:36:37,290
Everything you telling us
not to do,
333
00:36:37,324 --> 00:36:40,093
that's exactly what your dream
girl got us up here doing.
334
00:36:40,126 --> 00:36:42,262
And now we probably all getting
fucked up because of it.
335
00:36:42,295 --> 00:36:44,431
- Bobby.
- What?
336
00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:46,132
Am I lying?
337
00:36:46,166 --> 00:36:49,936
No, I'm not. It's the truth.
338
00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:52,939
- Fine. I'll just go myself.
- Oh, whatever, Chris.
339
00:36:52,973 --> 00:36:55,607
When are you getting it through
your thick-ass skull, huh?
340
00:36:55,641 --> 00:36:57,110
Kissing that ass
341
00:36:57,143 --> 00:36:59,112
ain't gonna get you
that ass, playboy.
342
00:36:59,145 --> 00:37:00,981
It'll more than likely
get you killed,
343
00:37:01,014 --> 00:37:04,150
and ain't nobody,
except for you, baby,
344
00:37:04,184 --> 00:37:06,453
worth none of this bullshit
you got us up here doing.
345
00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,955
So you know what?
I'm out this bitch.
346
00:37:08,989 --> 00:37:10,824
Baby, let's go.
347
00:37:13,026 --> 00:37:15,161
No, Chris! Chris!
348
00:37:15,195 --> 00:37:17,297
Oh, shit!
349
00:37:17,330 --> 00:37:20,467
Bobby!
350
00:37:24,503 --> 00:37:26,973
- God damn!
- Everybody okay?
351
00:37:27,007 --> 00:37:29,009
- Yeah.
- Nice of you guys to join us.
352
00:37:31,677 --> 00:37:32,812
Wait, what are you guys
doing here?
353
00:37:32,846 --> 00:37:34,513
Oh, my God.
Liv, you're alive.
354
00:37:36,883 --> 00:37:38,650
I thought we all agreed you
were supposed to stay outside
355
00:37:38,684 --> 00:37:40,320
and help us find a way out.
356
00:37:40,353 --> 00:37:41,821
Yeah, uh...
357
00:37:41,855 --> 00:37:43,823
Now how the hell are we
supposed to get out of here?
358
00:37:43,857 --> 00:37:45,158
I tried to keep 'em
on the roof,
359
00:37:45,191 --> 00:37:46,026
but they wouldn't listen.
360
00:37:46,059 --> 00:37:47,160
It's your fault
we were on the roof.
361
00:37:47,193 --> 00:37:48,660
- It's my fault?
- It was your fault.
362
00:37:48,694 --> 00:37:50,662
Guys, guys, it's happening.
It's happening now.
363
00:37:50,696 --> 00:37:53,500
Oh, that's the nasty bitch
that tried to kill me.
364
00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:55,001
Liv.
365
00:37:55,035 --> 00:37:56,668
♪ We're all friends ♪
366
00:37:56,702 --> 00:37:59,005
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What are you doing?
367
00:37:59,039 --> 00:38:00,840
- Hey, what the hell, man?
- What are you... dude!
368
00:38:00,874 --> 00:38:02,008
Put her down, okay?
369
00:38:02,042 --> 00:38:05,011
I'm trying to help you,
you dumbass!
370
00:38:05,045 --> 00:38:06,513
Seriously?
371
00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:07,847
I'm trying
to help him understand
372
00:38:07,881 --> 00:38:10,682
that he's gonna die in here,
but he won't listen to me.
373
00:38:10,716 --> 00:38:12,385
♪ Sing, sing, sing ♪
374
00:38:12,419 --> 00:38:14,354
Wait a second.
375
00:38:14,387 --> 00:38:16,022
Wasn't there eight of them?
376
00:38:18,391 --> 00:38:20,193
♪ We're all friends ♪
377
00:38:20,226 --> 00:38:22,195
- ♪ We like to run ♪
- Oh, that's badass.
378
00:38:22,228 --> 00:38:26,366
♪ Run, run, run
to the beat of the drum ♪
379
00:38:26,399 --> 00:38:27,733
Oh, this is good.
380
00:38:27,766 --> 00:38:30,203
We're connecting.
We're sharing our feelings.
381
00:38:30,236 --> 00:38:31,871
♪ We're all friends ♪
382
00:38:31,905 --> 00:38:33,705
♪ We like to dance ♪
383
00:38:33,739 --> 00:38:35,208
♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪
384
00:38:35,241 --> 00:38:37,410
♪ Like there's ants
in our pants ♪
385
00:38:40,447 --> 00:38:41,881
Whoa.
386
00:38:41,915 --> 00:38:43,416
Have you been
to my Super Happy Fun Room yet?
387
00:38:43,450 --> 00:38:45,051
This is cool.
388
00:38:45,085 --> 00:38:47,220
Well, what are you
waiting for?
389
00:38:47,253 --> 00:38:50,890
♪ The Super Happy Fun Room
is super happy fun ♪
390
00:38:50,924 --> 00:38:52,926
- Yo. Look.
- ♪ Join us in the Fun Room ♪
391
00:38:52,959 --> 00:38:55,061
♪ Where you'll be number one ♪
392
00:38:55,095 --> 00:38:56,896
- ♪ Popcorn, cake, and hot dogs ♪
- Let's go.
393
00:38:56,930 --> 00:38:58,730
♪ Soda and candy too ♪
394
00:38:58,764 --> 00:39:00,567
♪ The Super Happy Fun Room ♪
395
00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:02,569
I know the bullshit story
they told you.
396
00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:04,404
That if you clean up
the place tonight,
397
00:39:04,437 --> 00:39:08,074
they'll pay to have your tires
fixed by morning, right?
398
00:39:08,108 --> 00:39:09,576
It's a lie.
399
00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:10,776
They've said the same story
400
00:39:10,810 --> 00:39:13,413
to countless other
over the last 20 years.
401
00:39:13,446 --> 00:39:14,581
They baited you.
402
00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:16,583
You're here
to be a human sacrifice.
403
00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:19,252
You're here to be eaten
and killed.
404
00:39:19,285 --> 00:39:21,921
Do you understand that?
405
00:39:21,955 --> 00:39:25,091
This town has a dark history.
406
00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:29,095
And it all starts
with this horrible place.
407
00:39:29,129 --> 00:39:30,430
You know, Willy's may seem
408
00:39:30,463 --> 00:39:33,099
like a happy-go-lucky
child's play place,
409
00:39:33,133 --> 00:39:36,469
but it's much, much more
than that.
410
00:39:36,503 --> 00:39:38,637
Willy's was built in 1996,
411
00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:41,608
the brainchild
of Jerry Robert Willis.
412
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,444
If that name sounds familiar
to you, it should.
413
00:39:44,477 --> 00:39:46,946
Jerry was
one of the last century's
414
00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:49,616
most sick and sadistic
serial killers.
415
00:39:49,648 --> 00:39:53,319
Jerry spent most of the time
cultivating similar sickos.
416
00:39:53,353 --> 00:39:55,654
I mean, these were
the most depraved people
417
00:39:55,687 --> 00:39:57,957
you could ever imagine.
418
00:39:57,991 --> 00:40:00,659
Often, Jerry
and his crew would
419
00:40:00,692 --> 00:40:03,496
whisk away
unsuspecting families
420
00:40:03,530 --> 00:40:07,300
to the Super Happy Fun Room.
421
00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:08,635
Once inside,
422
00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:11,804
the families would be treated
to a birthday cake
423
00:40:11,838 --> 00:40:14,974
and a private show
by Willy Weasel.
424
00:40:15,008 --> 00:40:17,143
The shows would always end
the same way.
425
00:40:22,215 --> 00:40:25,151
After numerous
missing persons reports
426
00:40:25,185 --> 00:40:29,155
and suspicious smells coming
from the inside of Willy's,
427
00:40:29,189 --> 00:40:31,524
the law felt it was time
to investigate.
428
00:40:38,565 --> 00:40:41,000
Jerry and his gang refused
429
00:40:41,034 --> 00:40:43,870
to be taken alive.
430
00:40:43,903 --> 00:40:45,505
After the police
finally entered
431
00:40:45,538 --> 00:40:48,208
the Super Happy Fun Room,
432
00:40:48,241 --> 00:40:51,844
they discovered
that Jerry and his crew
433
00:40:51,878 --> 00:40:55,014
had performed
a satanic suicide ritual.
434
00:40:55,048 --> 00:40:57,350
Instead of surrendering,
435
00:40:57,383 --> 00:41:01,187
the killers decided
to take their own lives.
436
00:41:01,221 --> 00:41:05,024
Those familiar
with satanic rituals speculate
437
00:41:05,058 --> 00:41:08,695
that the suicide ritual
was some sort of a Katra
438
00:41:08,727 --> 00:41:10,530
transfer of energy
439
00:41:10,563 --> 00:41:12,031
where the memory
440
00:41:12,065 --> 00:41:13,900
and consciousness
of the living
441
00:41:13,933 --> 00:41:17,704
relocate into
non-living entities.
442
00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:21,074
In this case,
the animatronic robots.
443
00:41:22,909 --> 00:41:25,912
Ten years later,
Willy's reopens
444
00:41:25,945 --> 00:41:28,248
with a new owner, Tex Macadoo.
445
00:41:28,281 --> 00:41:29,916
He tries to keep
the current public
446
00:41:29,949 --> 00:41:32,552
unaware of its horrific past.
447
00:41:32,585 --> 00:41:35,054
Things are wrong
from the start.
448
00:41:35,088 --> 00:41:37,557
There's reports
that the creatures would
449
00:41:37,590 --> 00:41:38,891
move on their own.
450
00:41:38,925 --> 00:41:40,393
Some would say things
451
00:41:40,426 --> 00:41:42,562
they weren't programmed
to say.
452
00:41:42,595 --> 00:41:46,399
Wanna fuck, fatty?
453
00:41:46,432 --> 00:41:48,767
And others would kill
454
00:41:48,801 --> 00:41:51,904
and feast on customers.
455
00:41:51,938 --> 00:41:54,107
After several
ghastly incidents,
456
00:41:54,140 --> 00:41:57,277
Willy's closes
its doors again.
457
00:41:57,310 --> 00:42:01,414
But Tex still doesn't
bulldoze it to the ground.
458
00:42:01,447 --> 00:42:04,083
Why, you may ask?
459
00:42:04,117 --> 00:42:06,252
Because Willy got to him.
460
00:42:06,286 --> 00:42:08,921
Convinced him to make a deal
with the devil.
461
00:42:08,955 --> 00:42:11,424
Along with all those
other backwoods inbreds
462
00:42:11,457 --> 00:42:14,127
in this sorry town.
463
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,629
Speaking of
backwoods inbreds,
464
00:42:16,663 --> 00:42:18,264
where'd Bob and Kathy go?
465
00:42:23,803 --> 00:42:25,938
Whoa.
466
00:42:33,479 --> 00:42:36,282
This is where
it actually happened.
467
00:42:36,316 --> 00:42:39,452
This is where those
kid killers offed themselves.
468
00:42:39,485 --> 00:42:42,155
Oh.
469
00:42:42,188 --> 00:42:43,791
Cool.
470
00:42:43,823 --> 00:42:45,658
The fuck?
471
00:43:01,674 --> 00:43:05,478
Okay, yeah, this is...
472
00:43:05,511 --> 00:43:07,480
this is weird as fuck.
473
00:43:07,513 --> 00:43:11,017
Yo, who the hell bringing
their kids up in here?
474
00:43:11,050 --> 00:43:13,353
Shit, not my kids.
475
00:43:13,386 --> 00:43:17,323
Not our kids.
476
00:43:17,357 --> 00:43:20,393
Is it weird that I'm getting
really turned on right now?
477
00:43:22,228 --> 00:43:24,364
Oh, you a freak freak.
478
00:43:24,397 --> 00:43:27,835
It's never seemed
to bother you before.
479
00:43:27,867 --> 00:43:29,502
Who says it bothers me now?
480
00:43:39,379 --> 00:43:42,715
Hmm.
481
00:43:42,749 --> 00:43:44,517
Happy birthday, baby.
482
00:43:44,550 --> 00:43:48,388
It's not my birthday.
483
00:43:48,421 --> 00:43:51,391
I still wanna see you
in your birthday suit.
484
00:43:55,561 --> 00:43:57,530
Have you been listening
to a word I've been saying?
485
00:43:57,563 --> 00:43:59,198
Look at all these
naughty birthday boys
486
00:43:59,232 --> 00:44:01,033
- and birthday girls.
- Oh, shit.
487
00:44:01,067 --> 00:44:03,871
I think it's time for them
to go nightie night.
488
00:44:03,903 --> 00:44:07,573
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
489
00:44:07,607 --> 00:44:12,245
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's kill everyone ♪
490
00:44:21,789 --> 00:44:24,590
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
491
00:44:24,624 --> 00:44:27,393
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
492
00:44:27,427 --> 00:44:30,096
♪ One happy weasel says,
"It's dinner time" ♪
493
00:44:30,129 --> 00:44:32,565
♪ Six little chickens
oughta be just fine ♪
494
00:44:32,598 --> 00:44:35,435
♪ Six little chickens
in the weasel's den ♪
495
00:44:35,468 --> 00:44:37,937
♪ Four little roosters
and a couple of hens ♪
496
00:44:37,970 --> 00:44:40,606
♪ Nowhere to run,
nowhere to hide ♪
497
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,242
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
498
00:44:43,276 --> 00:44:46,078
♪ Six little chickens ♪
Watch out, now!
499
00:44:46,112 --> 00:44:48,614
♪ Six little chickens ♪
Here comes the weasel!
500
00:44:48,648 --> 00:44:50,950
♪ Six little chickens
running outta time ♪
501
00:44:50,983 --> 00:44:52,752
Whoops!
502
00:44:52,786 --> 00:44:56,489
♪ Five little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
503
00:45:02,962 --> 00:45:05,598
- Shit!
- What the... holy fuck!
504
00:45:17,143 --> 00:45:20,480
Go. Leave. Leave!
505
00:45:20,513 --> 00:45:22,950
Chris, go.
506
00:45:30,656 --> 00:45:32,191
I'm sorry.
507
00:46:12,698 --> 00:46:14,166
Why you stopping?
508
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,837
Has that thing
always been here?
509
00:46:16,870 --> 00:46:18,005
Girl, that thing been
510
00:46:18,037 --> 00:46:19,338
in every single room
we've been in.
511
00:46:19,372 --> 00:46:21,008
It's on the wall right now.
Come on, babe.
512
00:46:33,052 --> 00:46:34,720
It's staring at us.
513
00:46:37,256 --> 00:46:38,391
Well, then let's give it
a show.
514
00:46:38,424 --> 00:46:40,027
What you talking about?
Come on.
515
00:46:40,059 --> 00:46:40,894
Get nasty with it.
516
00:48:05,645 --> 00:48:09,281
- Hayesville Sheriff's Office.
- Sheriff?
517
00:48:09,315 --> 00:48:11,651
This is Sheriff Lund.
518
00:48:11,684 --> 00:48:13,619
It's Chris Muley.
519
00:48:13,653 --> 00:48:16,622
What can I
do you for, Chris?
520
00:48:16,656 --> 00:48:19,793
Christ, I did
something stupid.
521
00:48:19,826 --> 00:48:22,495
We're at Willy's.
522
00:48:26,666 --> 00:48:28,634
Prank call.
523
00:48:35,341 --> 00:48:37,811
You want me to get that?
524
00:48:37,844 --> 00:48:39,980
People made their beds,
they gotta lie in 'em.
525
00:48:40,013 --> 00:48:44,316
Pretty sure the saying is,
"Protect and Serve," Sheriff.
526
00:48:44,350 --> 00:48:46,153
Shut your mouth, smart guy.
527
00:48:46,185 --> 00:48:48,187
You're not funny.
528
00:48:49,522 --> 00:48:51,158
Liv brought us here.
529
00:48:51,190 --> 00:48:52,658
Son of a bitch.
530
00:48:52,692 --> 00:48:54,393
Get your asses
out of there, son.
531
00:48:56,195 --> 00:48:57,496
Put your balls on, Evan.
532
00:48:57,530 --> 00:48:59,365
We're going to Willy's.
533
00:50:52,979 --> 00:50:56,116
Bobby, that thing just moved!
534
00:50:56,149 --> 00:50:59,119
Where the fuck did it go?
535
00:51:00,987 --> 00:51:02,122
No! No!
536
00:51:27,379 --> 00:51:29,149
I really need you to help me
find my friends.
537
00:51:29,182 --> 00:51:33,485
Please.
538
00:51:33,519 --> 00:51:38,325
Oh, my God. Kathy!
539
00:51:53,874 --> 00:51:55,175
Oh, my God.
540
00:52:54,267 --> 00:52:58,071
I'm so sorry.
541
00:53:05,111 --> 00:53:08,415
Hello, little boy.
542
00:53:08,447 --> 00:53:10,417
You don't have to be
afraid of me.
543
00:53:10,449 --> 00:53:17,090
I'm not the same as the others.
544
00:53:17,123 --> 00:53:18,925
They're so mean to me.
545
00:53:18,959 --> 00:53:20,427
They call me ugly
546
00:53:20,459 --> 00:53:23,096
and they make fun
of my colorful skin.
547
00:53:23,129 --> 00:53:25,597
I'm trapped in this body.
548
00:53:25,631 --> 00:53:28,767
I just want to be free.
549
00:53:28,802 --> 00:53:31,770
I guess I don't expect you
to believe me.
550
00:53:31,805 --> 00:53:33,605
I hoped
that you were different.
551
00:53:42,148 --> 00:53:43,783
I'm Chris.
552
00:53:43,817 --> 00:53:46,786
Trust me, Chris.
You know you can.
553
00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:51,324
You can feel my goodness.
554
00:53:51,358 --> 00:53:55,462
If what you're saying
is true,
555
00:53:55,494 --> 00:53:58,664
and you're not like
the others...
556
00:54:01,001 --> 00:54:04,137
I could help you
get to the next life?
557
00:54:04,170 --> 00:54:05,637
It's true.
558
00:54:05,671 --> 00:54:07,639
Evil has kept me here.
559
00:54:07,673 --> 00:54:09,309
You must have questions.
560
00:54:09,342 --> 00:54:12,511
I can tell you so much
about the other side.
561
00:54:12,544 --> 00:54:15,348
I can answer
all your questions.
562
00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:17,317
If you can help me.
563
00:54:19,518 --> 00:54:21,154
You ever use your sidearm?
564
00:54:21,187 --> 00:54:23,156
Oh. In training.
565
00:54:23,189 --> 00:54:24,991
But these are just
punk kids, right?
566
00:54:25,025 --> 00:54:26,826
What, vandalizing
and loitering?
567
00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:28,527
I doubt we'll need to drop 'em.
568
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,498
It's not the kids.
569
00:54:31,530 --> 00:54:33,366
It's Willy.
570
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,002
The dancing rat?
571
00:54:37,904 --> 00:54:39,372
Okay.
572
00:54:39,406 --> 00:54:40,672
I get it. I get it.
573
00:54:40,706 --> 00:54:44,177
The boys told you
to pull a fast one on me.
574
00:54:44,210 --> 00:54:46,346
Bravo. Nice try.
575
00:54:46,379 --> 00:54:49,681
It ain't no prank.
576
00:54:49,715 --> 00:54:54,187
This is real as it gets.
I guaran-damn-tee you that.
577
00:54:54,220 --> 00:54:57,023
See, in town, we knew
what was happening at Willy's.
578
00:54:57,057 --> 00:55:00,527
We knew there was something
supernatural going on.
579
00:55:00,559 --> 00:55:01,861
We bellowed
to the high heavens
580
00:55:01,895 --> 00:55:03,695
that the machines were evil.
581
00:55:03,729 --> 00:55:05,365
No one believed us.
582
00:55:05,398 --> 00:55:07,367
They thought we were yokels.
583
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,370
Tex eventually hired
a demolition crew
584
00:55:10,403 --> 00:55:11,871
to destroy Willy's,
585
00:55:11,905 --> 00:55:14,740
except the day before
bulldozers were set to roll,
586
00:55:14,773 --> 00:55:17,709
Eric Miller, the contractor,
was found in bed
587
00:55:17,743 --> 00:55:20,712
as chewed up
as a McDonald's hamburger.
588
00:55:20,746 --> 00:55:22,882
His whole family too.
589
00:55:22,916 --> 00:55:25,085
After that,
there wasn't a man alive
590
00:55:25,118 --> 00:55:26,718
that would take the job.
591
00:55:26,752 --> 00:55:29,255
The town decided
that maybe it was better
592
00:55:29,289 --> 00:55:31,224
to let sleeping dogs lie.
593
00:55:31,257 --> 00:55:33,560
We told everybody
just to stay away from there.
594
00:55:33,592 --> 00:55:37,063
We figured
we'd just let it rot.
595
00:55:37,097 --> 00:55:40,400
But rabid dogs don't sleep
when they're hungry.
596
00:55:40,433 --> 00:55:41,901
The machines got out.
597
00:55:41,935 --> 00:55:44,270
We found bodies
at the ice cream shop,
598
00:55:44,304 --> 00:55:47,739
the hardware store,
and even the school.
599
00:55:47,773 --> 00:55:50,742
We had a real Hobson's choice
on our hands.
600
00:55:50,776 --> 00:55:52,245
You know what that is?
601
00:55:52,278 --> 00:55:53,413
No.
602
00:55:53,446 --> 00:55:55,582
No choice at all.
603
00:55:55,614 --> 00:55:58,418
We could either go to war
with the machines,
604
00:55:58,451 --> 00:56:00,253
come off like crazy people,
605
00:56:00,286 --> 00:56:01,753
probably lose
a lot of good folk
606
00:56:01,788 --> 00:56:04,090
along the way, or...
607
00:56:04,124 --> 00:56:06,259
Or what?
608
00:56:06,292 --> 00:56:09,262
We cut a deal.
609
00:56:09,295 --> 00:56:12,432
Leave our people be.
610
00:56:12,465 --> 00:56:13,933
Leave our children be.
611
00:56:13,967 --> 00:56:18,637
Leave our town be, and...
612
00:56:18,670 --> 00:56:21,441
and we will feed you.
613
00:56:29,516 --> 00:56:31,784
Well, the good news is,
I can fix it.
614
00:56:31,818 --> 00:56:33,153
The bad news is,
615
00:56:33,186 --> 00:56:35,288
it's gonna have to sit
till I get the part.
616
00:56:35,321 --> 00:56:39,292
Now, Hayesville's
one hotel's booked.
617
00:56:39,325 --> 00:56:42,162
But I do have a place
you can stay tonight.
618
00:56:42,195 --> 00:56:46,132
Now, it ain't the Ritz,
but it's a roof
619
00:56:46,166 --> 00:56:47,467
and it's free
620
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:50,136
if you're willing to do
a little light cleaning.
621
00:56:50,170 --> 00:56:53,806
Best place for a birthday
party you've ever seen.
622
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:57,343
Heck, it once was,
but we're gonna fix it.
623
00:56:57,377 --> 00:56:59,312
Bring her back to life.
624
00:56:59,345 --> 00:57:00,813
Congratulations.
625
00:57:00,847 --> 00:57:05,151
You are officially on staff.
626
00:57:05,185 --> 00:57:07,487
We lived up to our end
of the bargain
627
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,355
and they kept theirs.
628
00:57:09,389 --> 00:57:12,492
We tried to find people
who wouldn't be missed.
629
00:57:16,728 --> 00:57:21,568
People with
low moral character.
630
00:57:21,601 --> 00:57:26,673
And some people who were just at
the wrong place at the wrong time.
631
00:57:33,046 --> 00:57:36,849
Things didn't always go
exactly as planned.
632
00:57:36,883 --> 00:57:38,717
I usually pride myself
633
00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:41,554
on being able to expect
the unexpected.
634
00:57:45,925 --> 00:57:49,696
But sometimes,
life throws you a zinger.
635
00:57:55,235 --> 00:57:59,372
Well, this was the zinger
of all zingers.
636
00:57:59,405 --> 00:58:00,873
Good night, darling.
637
00:58:00,907 --> 00:58:04,877
Sweet dreams.
638
00:58:04,911 --> 00:58:08,047
I never saw it coming.
639
00:58:08,081 --> 00:58:10,717
So that's why we're going?
640
00:58:10,749 --> 00:58:13,553
Liv.
641
00:58:13,586 --> 00:58:17,724
Much as she pisses me off,
642
00:58:17,756 --> 00:58:20,093
I couldn't live
with losing that girl.
643
00:58:20,126 --> 00:58:22,729
I can show you
what's on the other side.
644
00:58:22,761 --> 00:58:25,231
If you could help me get there.
645
00:58:25,265 --> 00:58:28,401
- Oh, Chris.
- Liv, Liv, it's gonna be okay.
646
00:58:28,434 --> 00:58:30,903
Kay, we're gonna make a deal
and...
647
00:58:37,644 --> 00:58:39,412
Wanna play, bitch?
648
00:59:13,813 --> 00:59:16,282
Playtime's over now,
girlfriend.
649
01:00:48,941 --> 01:00:50,376
Drop the lizard.
650
01:01:02,588 --> 01:01:04,390
Get that stuff off of her.
651
01:01:04,424 --> 01:01:06,592
Willy, I'm so sorry
about this prick.
652
01:01:09,295 --> 01:01:11,397
Eloise, please, stop.
He's a good guy.
653
01:01:11,431 --> 01:01:13,901
Shut your yap
and get outside.
654
01:01:13,966 --> 01:01:14,934
They killed some of 'em.
655
01:01:14,967 --> 01:01:18,271
Oh.
Stupid idiots.
656
01:01:18,304 --> 01:01:21,274
It'll just incite him more.
657
01:01:21,307 --> 01:01:24,410
Willy, this guy does not
act for us.
658
01:01:24,444 --> 01:01:26,078
His actions should
in no way reflect
659
01:01:26,112 --> 01:01:27,246
on the town of Hayesville.
660
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:29,917
You know that, right, Willy?
661
01:01:29,949 --> 01:01:31,117
Well, cuff him.
662
01:01:31,150 --> 01:01:33,085
For God's sakes, cuff him.
663
01:01:33,119 --> 01:01:34,420
No way.
I'm not leaving him here.
664
01:01:34,454 --> 01:01:36,756
I'll give you two reasons
why you are:
665
01:01:36,790 --> 01:01:38,926
your wife and your kid.
666
01:01:38,958 --> 01:01:40,259
If we don't do
what needs to be done,
667
01:01:40,293 --> 01:01:42,328
nobody in this county is safe.
668
01:01:45,998 --> 01:01:49,937
Why couldn't you just die?
669
01:01:49,969 --> 01:01:52,104
Where are the others?
670
01:01:52,138 --> 01:01:54,106
They're dead.
671
01:01:54,140 --> 01:01:55,641
Stupid kids.
672
01:01:58,644 --> 01:02:00,814
Do you see?
673
01:02:00,848 --> 01:02:03,282
Okay, time to go.
674
01:02:03,316 --> 01:02:04,952
- Go.
- No. Uh-uh.
675
01:02:04,984 --> 01:02:06,452
I'm not leaving without him.
676
01:02:06,486 --> 01:02:09,455
I'm not giving you a choice.
Go.
677
01:02:09,489 --> 01:02:12,158
- I'm not leaving without him.
- Get out of here.
678
01:02:12,191 --> 01:02:13,292
You don't understand.
679
01:02:13,326 --> 01:02:14,795
You've locked the wrong guy up
in here.
680
01:02:14,828 --> 01:02:16,496
He's not trapped
in here with them.
681
01:02:16,529 --> 01:02:19,298
They're trapped in here
with him.
682
01:02:19,332 --> 01:02:21,334
Not for much longer.
683
01:02:23,837 --> 01:02:25,171
I'm sorry son.
684
01:02:35,181 --> 01:02:37,517
Is that what you did
to my parents?
685
01:02:37,550 --> 01:02:39,519
You're a monster.
686
01:02:44,190 --> 01:02:45,324
What do we do now?
687
01:02:45,358 --> 01:02:46,359
Well, I'm gonna wait here
688
01:02:46,392 --> 01:02:47,828
until this problem
solves itself.
689
01:02:47,861 --> 01:02:50,162
You drop her off in a cell,
come back, and get me.
690
01:02:50,196 --> 01:02:52,198
Should be done by then.
691
01:03:07,915 --> 01:03:09,515
Hey, cowboy.
692
01:03:09,549 --> 01:03:12,051
Ready for a little
ménage à trois?
693
01:03:40,580 --> 01:03:43,215
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
694
01:03:43,249 --> 01:03:44,717
♪ Knees and toes ♪
695
01:03:44,750 --> 01:03:46,887
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
696
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:48,387
♪ Knees and toes ♪
697
01:03:48,421 --> 01:03:52,592
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and nose ♪
698
01:03:52,625 --> 01:03:55,227
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
699
01:03:55,261 --> 01:03:56,596
♪ Knees and toes ♪
700
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:03,235
♪ Feet, tummies,
arms, and chins ♪
701
01:04:03,269 --> 01:04:04,403
♪ Arms and chins ♪
702
01:04:04,437 --> 01:04:08,107
- You can't arrest me
- Can and will.
703
01:04:08,140 --> 01:04:10,409
Breaking and entering,
destruction of property,
704
01:04:10,443 --> 01:04:12,578
and I'm pretty sure that was
a dead body on the floor.
705
01:04:12,612 --> 01:04:15,082
What's worse,
the dead body you saw,
706
01:04:15,114 --> 01:04:16,783
or the guy
that you left to die?
707
01:04:16,817 --> 01:04:17,918
Are you ready to be a murderer?
708
01:04:17,951 --> 01:04:19,251
Because that's
exactly what you're gonna be.
709
01:04:19,285 --> 01:04:20,921
You're gonna be
a cold-blooded...
710
01:04:24,323 --> 01:04:28,127
Shut up! I ain't no murderer.
711
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:30,596
Then what are you?
712
01:04:30,630 --> 01:04:32,431
You're complicit.
713
01:04:32,465 --> 01:04:34,433
You're just another cult member
recruited by the sheriff
714
01:04:34,467 --> 01:04:35,802
to do all of her dirty work.
715
01:04:35,836 --> 01:04:39,138
I ain't no cult member
and I ain't no murderer.
716
01:04:40,306 --> 01:04:41,774
And how 'bout you, huh?
717
01:04:41,808 --> 01:04:43,275
Living with the sheriff
all these years,
718
01:04:43,309 --> 01:04:45,478
all this going on,
what have you done?
719
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,682
You don't know what it's like
living with her.
720
01:04:51,484 --> 01:04:54,654
My entire life,
it's like I've been a ghost.
721
01:04:54,687 --> 01:04:58,624
And no matter what I do,
it doesn't change who she is.
722
01:04:58,658 --> 01:05:00,292
So I thought maybe
I could do something right
723
01:05:00,326 --> 01:05:02,963
and burn
this fucking place down.
724
01:05:02,996 --> 01:05:04,296
So I am doing something.
725
01:05:04,330 --> 01:05:05,999
What about you?
Hmm?
726
01:05:06,033 --> 01:05:08,334
You just gonna sit there
and watch all of this happen
727
01:05:08,367 --> 01:05:10,336
and not do anything about it?
728
01:05:18,011 --> 01:05:20,312
I'm gonna set things right.
729
01:05:20,346 --> 01:05:21,647
That's what I'm
goddamn gonna do.
730
01:05:21,681 --> 01:05:22,682
You'll see.
731
01:05:29,056 --> 01:05:31,357
♪ Feet, tummies,
arms, and chins ♪
732
01:05:31,390 --> 01:05:32,859
♪ Arms and chins ♪
733
01:05:32,893 --> 01:05:37,030
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and chins ♪
734
01:05:37,064 --> 01:05:40,000
♪ Feet, tummies,
arms, and chins, arms and ♪
735
01:05:40,033 --> 01:05:42,002
Oh, my God!
Evan!
736
01:05:54,213 --> 01:05:57,216
Give me the keys.
Give me the fucking keys.
737
01:06:09,062 --> 01:06:10,362
Shit.
738
01:06:10,396 --> 01:06:12,698
♪ Hands, fingers,
legs, and lips ♪
739
01:06:12,732 --> 01:06:14,366
♪ Legs and lips ♪
740
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,368
♪ Hands, fingers,
legs, and lips ♪
741
01:06:16,402 --> 01:06:17,871
♪ Legs and lips ♪
742
01:06:17,904 --> 01:06:22,241
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and hips ♪
743
01:06:22,274 --> 01:06:24,577
♪ Hands, fingers,
legs, and lips ♪
744
01:06:24,610 --> 01:06:26,213
♪ Legs and lips ♪
745
01:06:30,117 --> 01:06:32,718
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
746
01:06:32,752 --> 01:06:34,054
♪ Knees and toes ♪
747
01:06:34,087 --> 01:06:36,555
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
748
01:06:36,589 --> 01:06:38,058
♪ Knees and toes ♪
749
01:06:38,091 --> 01:06:42,062
♪ And eyes and ears
and mouth and nose ♪
750
01:06:42,095 --> 01:06:44,563
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
751
01:06:44,597 --> 01:06:46,233
♪ Knees and toes ♪
752
01:06:46,265 --> 01:06:49,936
♪ Head, shoulders,
knees, and toes ♪
753
01:07:00,947 --> 01:07:02,949
Sucks to be you, chica.
754
01:07:02,983 --> 01:07:04,918
Sucks to be you, pendejo.
755
01:07:04,951 --> 01:07:06,619
No!
756
01:07:06,652 --> 01:07:08,789
Ay! Oi!
757
01:07:17,296 --> 01:07:19,099
Por favor, no más.
758
01:07:19,132 --> 01:07:20,466
No más.
No más.
759
01:07:20,499 --> 01:07:21,935
No más, por favor.
760
01:07:21,968 --> 01:07:23,602
Por favor, no más.
761
01:07:23,636 --> 01:07:24,971
No más.
762
01:07:34,313 --> 01:07:37,784
Damn stupid kids.
763
01:10:07,968 --> 01:10:10,971
♪ When the daylight's gone ♪
764
01:10:11,004 --> 01:10:14,441
♪ And you find
yourself alone ♪
765
01:10:14,473 --> 01:10:17,776
♪ Standing face to face ♪
766
01:10:17,811 --> 01:10:20,814
♪ Against the coming storm ♪
767
01:10:20,847 --> 01:10:24,317
♪ There's no promise
I can make to you ♪
768
01:10:24,351 --> 01:10:27,120
♪ To take your fears away ♪
769
01:10:27,153 --> 01:10:30,957
♪ We just need to last
the night alone ♪
770
01:10:30,991 --> 01:10:33,625
♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪
771
01:10:33,659 --> 01:10:38,465
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
772
01:10:38,497 --> 01:10:39,966
♪ I'm taking you ♪
773
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:44,636
♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪
774
01:10:44,670 --> 01:10:46,638
♪ It's nothing new ♪
775
01:10:46,672 --> 01:10:51,344
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
776
01:10:51,378 --> 01:10:52,644
♪ Can you make it through? ♪
777
01:10:52,678 --> 01:10:57,150
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
778
01:11:11,530 --> 01:11:14,167
That G-D-S-O-B.
779
01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:37,524
Well, I'll be a son of a bitch.
780
01:11:37,556 --> 01:11:40,692
Hold it right there, boy.
781
01:11:40,726 --> 01:11:42,929
Inside, now!
782
01:11:47,233 --> 01:11:49,402
Move!
783
01:11:49,436 --> 01:11:50,870
We had a good thing,
784
01:11:50,904 --> 01:11:53,572
but you just went
and fucked it all up.
785
01:11:56,608 --> 01:11:57,877
Look at me.
786
01:11:57,911 --> 01:11:59,913
Look at me
when I'm talking to you.
787
01:12:01,915 --> 01:12:04,551
All you had to do was die.
788
01:12:04,583 --> 01:12:06,052
Was that so hard?
789
01:12:06,086 --> 01:12:08,388
No, you just had to go ahead
and stay alive,
790
01:12:08,421 --> 01:12:11,057
and now we got five dead kids
791
01:12:11,091 --> 01:12:13,226
because of you!
792
01:12:13,259 --> 01:12:15,895
You might have taken apart
a few electronics,
793
01:12:15,929 --> 01:12:20,066
but I got a feeling
that you can't stop a round.
794
01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:22,235
Willy!
795
01:12:22,268 --> 01:12:26,239
Willy needs to eat,
and I'm gonna feed him.
796
01:12:26,272 --> 01:12:29,741
Willy, come and get it!
797
01:12:56,336 --> 01:12:58,938
Hey, kids, do you know
what time it is?
798
01:12:58,972 --> 01:13:01,441
It's birthday time.
799
01:13:01,474 --> 01:13:04,944
♪ It's your birthday ♪
800
01:13:04,978 --> 01:13:09,449
♪ And we want you
to have fun ♪
801
01:13:09,482 --> 01:13:13,453
♪ It's your birthday ♪
802
01:13:13,486 --> 01:13:16,823
♪ So let's party, everyone ♪
803
01:13:16,856 --> 01:13:19,826
♪ It's your birthday ♪
804
01:13:19,859 --> 01:13:22,962
♪ And we want you
to have fun ♪
805
01:13:22,996 --> 01:13:25,965
♪ It's your birthday ♪
806
01:13:25,999 --> 01:13:30,470
♪ So let's party, everyone ♪
807
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:36,142
Okay, now, kids,
clap your hands
808
01:13:36,176 --> 01:13:38,478
like there's no tomorrow.
809
01:13:38,511 --> 01:13:41,314
♪ We welcome you
to Willy's ♪
810
01:13:41,347 --> 01:13:43,816
♪ Where everyone's
your friend ♪
811
01:13:43,850 --> 01:13:45,318
That's right!
812
01:13:45,351 --> 01:13:49,656
♪ Here
at Willy's Wonderland ♪
813
01:13:49,688 --> 01:13:53,493
♪ The good times never end ♪
814
01:13:53,526 --> 01:13:56,162
♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪
815
01:13:56,196 --> 01:13:58,831
♪ How old are you today? ♪
816
01:13:58,865 --> 01:14:01,334
♪ Everyone at Willy's
is home ♪
817
01:14:01,367 --> 01:14:03,336
- ♪ And you will stay ♪
- Forever.
818
01:14:03,369 --> 01:14:06,506
♪ It's birthday time,
it's birthday time ♪
819
01:14:06,539 --> 01:14:09,842
♪ It's birthday time,
let's cheer ♪
820
01:14:09,876 --> 01:14:12,711
♪ At Willy's ♪
821
01:14:12,744 --> 01:14:17,016
♪ Wonderland ♪
822
01:14:17,050 --> 01:14:20,687
Proudly serving families
823
01:14:20,719 --> 01:14:26,226
since 1984.
824
01:17:15,895 --> 01:17:17,196
Whoo!
825
01:17:17,230 --> 01:17:19,365
Now that is a whole lot
of fun right there.
826
01:17:19,399 --> 01:17:21,869
- Yes, sir.
- Tires are good to go.
827
01:17:21,901 --> 01:17:25,204
Even tuned her up for you.
828
01:17:25,238 --> 01:17:29,041
Always nice to add
another toy to the collection.
829
01:17:34,914 --> 01:17:37,550
Take a peek yet?
830
01:17:37,583 --> 01:17:39,218
I was waiting for you.
831
01:17:39,252 --> 01:17:43,556
I ain't going in there.
832
01:17:43,589 --> 01:17:45,224
Pussy.
833
01:17:45,258 --> 01:17:47,895
Who are you calling a pussy?
834
01:17:59,772 --> 01:18:01,574
Son of a bitch.
835
01:18:11,785 --> 01:18:13,586
Oh, shit.
836
01:18:13,619 --> 01:18:15,621
I'll be God damned.
837
01:19:26,526 --> 01:19:31,832
♪ If I leave here tomorrow ♪
838
01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:38,671
♪ Would you still
remember me? ♪
839
01:19:42,708 --> 01:19:47,848
♪ For I must be
travelling on now ♪
840
01:19:50,884 --> 01:19:53,020
♪ 'Cause there's
too many places ♪
841
01:19:53,052 --> 01:19:55,187
♪ I've got to see ♪
842
01:19:59,225 --> 01:20:04,530
♪ But if I stay here
with you, girl ♪
843
01:20:07,266 --> 01:20:11,537
♪ Things just couldn't be
the same ♪
844
01:20:15,408 --> 01:20:20,546
♪ 'Cause I'm as free
as a bird now ♪
845
01:20:23,583 --> 01:20:28,721
♪ And this bird
you cannot change ♪
846
01:20:28,754 --> 01:20:31,557
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
847
01:20:31,591 --> 01:20:36,228
♪ And the bird
you cannot change ♪
848
01:20:39,298 --> 01:20:40,232
♪ And this bird
you cannot change ♪
849
01:20:49,108 --> 01:20:53,080
I gotta tell you,
my hat's off.
850
01:20:53,112 --> 01:20:56,083
That is one tough hombre.
851
01:21:07,493 --> 01:21:08,929
Whoo!
852
01:21:08,962 --> 01:21:10,763
- Well, it's over.
- Yeah.
853
01:21:10,797 --> 01:21:13,466
Oh, my God, it's actually
over!
854
01:21:13,499 --> 01:21:16,103
Hell yeah, it is, boy.
Hell yeah, it is.
855
01:21:16,168 --> 01:21:17,603
Hey, come on.
I'm gonna give you a ride
856
01:21:17,637 --> 01:21:19,472
We gonna celebrate.
I'm buying.
857
01:21:19,505 --> 01:21:21,607
- Sounds good.
- It's our lucky day.
858
01:21:23,977 --> 01:21:25,812
Oh, man.
859
01:21:28,347 --> 01:21:32,618
Hey, with the machines gone,
860
01:21:32,652 --> 01:21:36,790
I just might
actually reopen it.
861
01:21:36,823 --> 01:21:38,125
You gonna need a gimmick.
862
01:21:38,157 --> 01:21:40,127
And a name.
863
01:21:40,159 --> 01:21:42,796
Maybe Tex's Turf.
864
01:21:42,829 --> 01:21:44,463
That could sing.
865
01:21:44,497 --> 01:21:46,298
Maybe get you
a mechanical bull.
866
01:21:46,332 --> 01:21:47,633
- Yeah.
- Draw the customers in.
867
01:21:47,667 --> 01:21:50,302
Yeah, yeah, I just...
I just might.
868
01:21:51,704 --> 01:21:53,472
Oh, fuck me.
869
01:21:53,506 --> 01:21:55,341
Thanks for visiting
Willy's Wonderland.
870
01:21:55,374 --> 01:21:58,011
Hope you hand
a fantabulous time.
871
01:23:08,748 --> 01:23:12,384
And remember, friends,
the party never ends.
872
01:23:12,418 --> 01:23:16,255
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
873
01:23:20,426 --> 01:23:24,064
♪ Clap your hands
and stomp your feet ♪
874
01:23:24,097 --> 01:23:28,235
♪ Snap your fingers
to the beat ♪
875
01:23:28,267 --> 01:23:31,771
♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪
876
01:23:31,805 --> 01:23:35,407
♪ Sway your hips
and here we go ♪
877
01:23:35,441 --> 01:23:37,576
Hey, kids, do you know
what time it is?
878
01:23:37,610 --> 01:23:39,246
It's birthday time!
879
01:23:39,278 --> 01:23:43,083
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
880
01:23:43,116 --> 01:23:46,953
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
881
01:23:46,987 --> 01:23:50,924
♪ It's your birthday
and we want you to have fun ♪
882
01:23:50,957 --> 01:23:55,095
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
883
01:23:56,629 --> 01:23:58,764
Okay, now, kids,
clap your hands
884
01:23:58,799 --> 01:24:00,934
like there's no tomorrow.
885
01:24:00,967 --> 01:24:04,104
♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪
886
01:24:04,137 --> 01:24:05,272
That's right.
887
01:24:05,304 --> 01:24:06,772
♪ Here
at Willy's Wonderland ♪
888
01:24:06,807 --> 01:24:08,641
♪ The good times never end ♪
889
01:24:08,674 --> 01:24:10,609
♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪
890
01:24:10,643 --> 01:24:12,611
♪ How old are you today? ♪
891
01:24:12,645 --> 01:24:14,948
♪ Everyone at Willy's
is home ♪
892
01:24:14,981 --> 01:24:16,482
- ♪ And you will stay ♪
- Forever.
893
01:24:16,515 --> 01:24:18,450
♪ It's birthday time,
it's birthday time ♪
894
01:24:18,484 --> 01:24:20,120
♪ It's birthday time,
let's cheer ♪
895
01:24:20,153 --> 01:24:22,956
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
896
01:24:22,989 --> 01:24:26,126
Proudly serving families
since 1984.
897
01:24:48,014 --> 01:24:51,017
♪ When the daylight's gone ♪
898
01:24:51,051 --> 01:24:54,486
♪ And you find
yourself alone ♪
899
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:57,824
♪ Standing face to face ♪
900
01:24:57,858 --> 01:25:00,861
♪ Against the coming storm ♪
901
01:25:00,894 --> 01:25:04,331
♪ There's no promise
I can make to you ♪
902
01:25:04,363 --> 01:25:07,167
♪ To take your fears away ♪
903
01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:10,669
♪ We just need to last
the night alone ♪
904
01:25:10,703 --> 01:25:13,672
♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪
905
01:25:13,706 --> 01:25:18,510
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
906
01:25:18,544 --> 01:25:20,213
♪ I'm taking you ♪
907
01:25:20,247 --> 01:25:24,851
♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪
908
01:25:24,885 --> 01:25:26,685
♪ It's nothing new ♪
909
01:25:26,719 --> 01:25:31,390
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
910
01:25:31,423 --> 01:25:32,691
♪ Can you make it through? ♪
911
01:25:32,725 --> 01:25:39,199
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
912
01:25:39,232 --> 01:25:42,534
♪ There's an empty stage ♪
913
01:25:42,568 --> 01:25:45,537
♪ And a body on the floor ♪
914
01:25:45,571 --> 01:25:48,875
♪ Willy's on the prowl ♪
915
01:25:48,909 --> 01:25:52,212
♪ We can't hide
from them much more ♪
916
01:25:52,245 --> 01:25:55,547
♪ So take a breath
and close your eyes ♪
917
01:25:55,581 --> 01:25:58,251
♪ The shadow's on the wall ♪
918
01:25:58,285 --> 01:26:01,754
♪ We just need
to make it out alive ♪
919
01:26:01,788 --> 01:26:04,757
♪ Before they kill us all ♪
920
01:26:04,791 --> 01:26:08,761
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
921
01:26:08,795 --> 01:26:11,730
Okay, now, kids,
I want you to clap your hands.
922
01:26:11,764 --> 01:26:15,567
♪ Willy's Wonderland ♪
923
01:26:15,601 --> 01:26:17,603
You can run,
but you can't hide.
924
01:26:17,636 --> 01:26:21,740
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
925
01:26:21,774 --> 01:26:23,910
Have you been to my
Super Happy Fun Room yet?
926
01:26:23,944 --> 01:26:28,447
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
927
01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:32,419
Then what are you
waiting for?
928
01:26:53,139 --> 01:26:55,607
♪ Driving fast
down slow roads ♪
929
01:26:55,641 --> 01:26:58,111
♪ That's just the way I roll ♪
930
01:26:58,144 --> 01:27:00,779
♪ I'm a moving train,
I'm falling rain ♪
931
01:27:00,814 --> 01:27:03,649
♪ Free from heavy loads ♪
932
01:27:03,682 --> 01:27:05,952
♪ Love the sound
an engine makes ♪
933
01:27:05,986 --> 01:27:08,321
♪ The wind against my face ♪
934
01:27:08,355 --> 01:27:11,458
♪ I'm a lightning bolt,
a blue steel Colt ♪
935
01:27:11,490 --> 01:27:14,127
♪ I run but never race ♪
936
01:27:19,199 --> 01:27:21,968
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
937
01:27:22,002 --> 01:27:24,337
♪ Love me or leave me,
it's all the same ♪
938
01:27:24,371 --> 01:27:29,809
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
939
01:27:29,843 --> 01:27:32,312
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
940
01:27:32,345 --> 01:27:34,981
♪ Tears in my rearview
fading away ♪
941
01:27:35,015 --> 01:27:39,819
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
942
01:27:39,853 --> 01:27:42,489
♪ Don't tie me to a post ♪
943
01:27:42,521 --> 01:27:44,991
♪ Put a saddle on my back ♪
944
01:27:45,025 --> 01:27:47,827
♪ The road's my home,
I travel alone ♪
945
01:27:47,861 --> 01:27:50,330
♪ Light is how I pack ♪
946
01:27:50,363 --> 01:27:52,832
♪ I rarely say a word ♪
947
01:27:52,866 --> 01:27:55,335
♪ I try to tell the truth ♪
948
01:27:55,368 --> 01:27:58,038
♪ I'm ready to fight
to make wrong right ♪
949
01:27:58,071 --> 01:28:01,174
♪ I'm tied until I'm loose ♪
950
01:28:06,212 --> 01:28:09,015
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
951
01:28:09,049 --> 01:28:11,351
♪ Love me or leave me,
it's all the same ♪
952
01:28:11,384 --> 01:28:16,688
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
953
01:28:16,722 --> 01:28:19,225
♪ Call me crazy,
call me insane ♪
954
01:28:19,259 --> 01:28:21,861
♪ Tears in my rearview
fading away ♪
955
01:28:21,895 --> 01:28:27,200
♪ I'll be gone
before you get my name ♪
956
01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:39,309
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