Original subtitles

We'll stop here, this is the red palm beach

you go and take a picture

Everybody come here, this is restricted area

somebody's coming from mainland

come, quick, come with me

don't go...

Don't arrest me

please, don't arrest me

no, they'd like to take picture with you

do you have money?

Yeah

hey, what's going on

I brought China and porcelain from China

so many

see if they like them

spare my part of money

everybody come here, look

these antique got 7, 000 year history

tell them we accept $usd

and uk ponds

it's illegal to hold "green card"

there, too

come, I got a lot of them

I got lots of them

you...

You shameless, you cheat foreigners

it's not cheating, it's know-how

you dare to compete with me?

What're you doing?

This is not market - what?

Police, run

go away

ok, hq is calling, let's go

everybody look, what's he doing?

Take picture, quick, here

I'm covered by sand

Romeo, your telephone

this is Romeo, who is this

I'm here

it's for me

hi, chen, what's up?

Shen, I'm getting married

what? You love me so much,

how can you?

My mon said I must marry a rich man

love is useless

chen, here goes the wedding, get in

it's going to begin, I'm late

so be it, bye

chen, no, I beg you, no

Taxi

taxi

brother, I'm hurried for wedding

brother

what? Little friend

open it for me

no problem, hold on

mon, hurry, I got a taxi

get out of my way

let's go

you're an adult, and fooled by kid

Go...

You got red been ice cream?

Only iced water - nuts

Chen, wait for me

Excuse me

chen, don't marry him

Chen

Get on the car to chase him

Chen...

Go, this guy is mad

Go away

I tell you to stop

you tried to kill me?

You cray, you nuts, get out

get out

You get out

chen, cool down

listen to me, you mustn't marry him

why do you stop me from marrying him

why do you spilt us up?

Jerk, wrong man

sorry, brother, I made a mistake

I wish you a long happy marriage

I don't want to see him again,

fix him

fix him, beat him

wait, get back, let me kill this guy

I'll kill you

Master

you die or I die

what the hell?

Master, what happened to you?

Jerk, what're you doing here?

Scrubbing the floor

don't worry, can't die

shen

madams, good morning

good morning

why are you doing laundry? Machine doesn't work?

Somebody's repairing it

give me the tool please

thank you

shen, it's been a long time

yeah

here I come

and you bring something?

Yeah

is it what we need?

You're so clever, madam

I bought two magic water

in mainland China

it's for women, good for health and beauty

for men,

it can make you erect again

really?

I don't need it,

save it for yourself

shut up, do the laundry

I do it for you

see how much does it cost?

No need, it's very cheap

we're so familiar, no need

take it, it's ok

I mean two to three thousand

all right, we're familiar,

just take it

you work so hard

to earn three cents?

You want it?

I haven't seen you whole day

were you with chen?

Don't mention chen again,

I dumped her

why?

She betrayed me, such a woman

snobbish,

slut low class?

You're talking about us?

It's him

no, I'm talking about the bitch downstairs

she's good at seducing male dogs

yeah - shameless

you bastard

be thrift

thank you

master

ever since I left the orphanage with you

got a light

you never taught me how to get a girl

girls? Not a chance

if I had been careful about girls

I won't be so lousy today

the four beauties there, I chased and got them

they're my wives now, but play majian everyday

what can I do about it?

Good

good, ok, you got them all

I said good god

good, now you understand

so, men like us

should never talk about love

we only talk about "money"

for money, we should be bloodless

so serious

do you want to be outstanding

yes

then listen to me, be bloodless

I got it, master

good

what're you doing?

Give 3 cents back to me

what

don't avoid the topic

no I didn't

you didn't? You old fool

give 3 cents back to me

Good, kid, you learned it from me

you'll be great

taxi...

It's mine

Help

please, somebody help me?

You're so nice, I'm a blind

I'm hurried for hospital

to do the transplant surgery

I can't get taxi, is this a taxi

taxi? No

Shit, it's my taxi, how dare you are?

Get your eye balls

let's move man

the women got it

it's a loss

yeah

what now?

What now, get one again

Hello, do you need a taxi

I'll give you a ride

well, it's too good

it's hard to find someone like you in hk

it's not easy

it's hard to get taxi here

it's good to help the handicap

thank you

where are you going?

The harbor

to meet someone?

I got some money for a game there

by your ears

I'm obssessed with it

Can I know what time it is now?

Two-thirty

oh, we can still make it

is this car moving?

Yeah

I just ask

we're moving

then hurry up, thank you

What happened

I run down a man

well?

Old lady, are you ok?

You hit my foot,

I'm bleeding compensate me

old lady, I don't have enough money, wait

sir, can you lend me some money now

who did you hit?

An old lady

let me have a look

old lady, where are you?

It's hurt

you want compensation?

Yes

will you die?

I'll get police if you don't pay me

no, police is not here, we'll wait for them

police is here, police

where?

I'm police

ole lady, how did you get hurt and bleeding

are you blind, you hit me, pay me

what if I don't pay

I'll arrest you, aren't you afraid?

Why, I'm not going to die

you can't shoot me here, right?

You think you're liberation army

I am lib, army

impossible

bastard

blind man, what are you doing here?

He hit me and he won't pay

pay, or I'll shoot you're here

what are you talking about

lib army told you to pay,

or he'll kill you

pay, or I'll shoot you here

no fear, gun can kill me in a second

I'm afraid of dog, that bites me to death

got a dog

such a coincidence

Little, bitch, why're you barking?

Tell you to pay quickly,

or bite you to death

no good

it's too bad to be killed by you

you played blind to fool me

right, I pretend blind only

I can't pretend I'm a dog or something

I can't do that

sir, then we are of the same trade

I cheat, and you play dog

we'd better draw the line

sir, I owed them a lot of money

they'll get me

if I don't pay back

show some tears for that

wait

for how long

one more moment

you can't even pass the test as an actress

how could you join this trade?

Let me teach you some tricks

all right

right on this road

get down before a car

and pretend you're hit

then you got a chance

watch out

Learn it

my foot is broken,

what now?

My car is damaged, too,

what now?

It's easy,

one thousand for your car

and one for my admiration on you

what about your foot

no worries, it's my fault to be hit by you

you only hit one

I don't know how to thank you

get me to hospital

good luck to you

weird, that trick is...

See?

I taught you one more trick

get on the road as you're pleased

find a fool getting across the street

go and hit him,

then ask for compensation

you see what an example I've shown you

you know this is brand new

brother, you're a genius

you got my admiration

they give me the tuition

not 5 thousand,

it's 10 for demonstration

it's 17 thousand altogether

I think it's 15

but I paid 2 thousand for you,

wake up

I got no money

no money

really

I don't care,

give it to me

I don't have it, I...

Stop searching, I don't have money

where's your house, get back for it

I don't have a family,

my boy friend dumped me

now I'm alone

and helpless

I got this watch only,

it's from my mom

you can take it as down payment

I'll get it back

when I got money

save it for yourself, it's my risk

thank you

damned girl, I've been looking for you, pay back

don't run - stop

Now where're you going?

Way to freedom

it's not so easy - don't cry

let me go

come here - go

brother

fool

You try to run again

teach her a lesson

what're you doing?

Let go my girl friend,

or I'll call police

you get a blind for support,

that's bad

you fool me, damned blind

I told you not to do it again

stop it

Good guy, you can even avoid this

So you are...

- That's right. - I am... blind knight

you're tough, let's go

Such big eyes,

he can see, brother

why didn't you make it this time

I didn't see it

let big brother handle you

Brother, you are so tough

it's an unbelievable sword

I admire you, brother

what?

You're sweating for scare

you even notice my fear,

you're tough

this sword has been used for harakiri

harakiri, it takes great courage

where's boss

there

who killed you

tell me, let me revenge for you

tell me, who killed you

You fool me, too

you play trick with me, kid

I'll kill you if you're not my brother

who are those two persons?

The girl refused to pay

I don't have connection with her

I don't care, you got the money?

Yeah, but later

that means no, take a picture for him

let's go

what's this, it's none of my business

I'm involved because of you

look this way

you'll kill me for this

girl, you got 7 days more,

if you can't make it

you will be like this picture

it's a good picture

right, good pose

throw them out - go, go

brother, I don't know her,

I'm not involved

you go, too

you go, too

yes

sir, he tell the truth

release him

The plastic surgery is good,

it pass the test

tell the truth now?

Yes

you look handsome,

how did you do the surgery?

I'm forced to do it,

got no choice

I'll get the money soon

so you still can't pay now

no, I will,

just a few more days

we're old friends,

I'm not harsh on you

I got a good job for you

owner of this house is on vacation for month

you go

and get the antique for me

no, you tell me to steal for you

I can only cheat

get him back and jail him longer

no, brother, we can have a talk

that's right I get antique, you get others

you sold them

and give the money to me

but there must be servants there

it's no problem for you expert

it's a deal

what have I done

nothing

I'm punished for good deed

sorry, I'll compensate you

I don't want to see you again

get lost

get lost now

forever

damned girl,

it's not so easy for you

you can't walk away just like that

you solve them for me

I'll be killed

if you don't pay back

I'm sorry to you I'll make up

how do you make up

I got it

got what

I can do it

what can you do?

I'll do it now

My leg's hit broken, pay me

my leg's hit broken, pay me

it's hurt, pay me for this

my leg's hit broken

damned girl, pay for my car's damage

let's go

Though you are stupid like an idiot

look like an old lady

have a plain figure

but you're trustworthy

I'll teach you something

thank you

remember my plan

I do

is this theft we go in and take things?

If there's nobody in

it is cheating if there's somebody

the beginning is always hard

now we'll plan to get us in there

it takes true wisdom

and great courage - I got them

those you need most

look how I do it, ring the bell

Come on in

we are...

Come on in

quick

what're you doing here?

We got the...

Hush, don't wake my wife

we got alarm of gas leak

such a strong smell

yeah, follow me to the kitchen

- look for expensive stuff - I know

here's the switch - yes

How's it going?

You get this for me

you hear the sound "ssss"?

Yeah, and strong gas smell

it's a big leak,

I'll go for help now

don't let go

It's dangerous

this knife

no fear, now nobody's here

get things and go

don't have to kill for it

you're having fun

you're cruel

you really mean to make me killed

I didn't

it's two lives, I'm calling the police

you shut up and listen to me...

What do you have to say, what?

Will you please save me alive?

I didn't see the knife

to kill me

I didn't

I didn't

I didn't

what're you doing?

It hurts

honey, what're they doing here?

He..., they... come to repair gas

right, we're here for gas leak

is it fixed

I did, what about you

let's go, sorry for disturbing you

you idiot

why did you let them in?

Why didn't you tell me?

You've been holding my neck

how can I talk like that?

Of course you can talk,

you stupid

we got one day less for payment

we need to put in some capital

buy tow tickets for Sara's concert

what for?

To put them in somebody's mailbox

everybody like free stuff

they'll go for the concert

and nobody's home then

that's our world then

then we call it burglary

we make the plan to make them leave

so we still count it as cheating

which one?

This one

Brother, this guy's smart

he got bin in a short time

shut up, get in

come on

woh, this is a beautiful big house

don't look around,

take everything

This is an answering machine

please leave your message

chen, I got to know a tycoon's son called Jack

he's coming to hk for investment

treat him nice,

and you got tips for it

nothing

put things back,

I got a easy way for wealth

Jen-I syndicate

owner come back next mouth

we got time to set up a trap

I'll pretend to be owner

and cheat that Jack

all antique will be ours then

then we cheat that Jack, say

it's a pity if we just let it go

brother, my idea is great one, right

I think so, too

I got it first

no good idea could possibly come form him

but since we're familiar,

I'll help you once

if we got that money...

We share equally

really

you got all antique it's enough

brother, you're too good to me

be carefully

don't worry, I'll do my best

why should we share with him equally

it can make him try his best

50% is still too much for it

let's count it as the rent for the antique

right, then it comes to us in the end

brother, you're smart

brother fa

call me sir

yes, sir

I found several concert tickets

don't greedy, it'll cost you

remember, go to work on time

yes, sir

got it

We need a wife

come, let's have a game

come come

fatty, I'll bet on you

one, two, go

I win

you are nothing

well, you want to challenge

yes

let's do it again

let's do it

Now people are clever

ping, the business is not good

ok, get off your work

ok, we go home then

let's go

Who's playing tricks?

Who?

It's me

it's you

it's me, of course

it's really you?

I'm in bad mood, don't trick me

you don't recognize me? I'm fa

you are really fa?

Save my life, have a look at the money inside

in the bra

there's a French coin you give to me

you look carefully

it's fa

you are fa?

I am

why didn't you say it

what happened to you

I did it to change my fate

why do you come to me?

I come to you for...

No money I can hardly make a living

you're kidding, we're old friends

we're friends because you're handsome

now you look bad, we talk business only

I have a business to talk with you

trust me, it's profitable

are you really fa

I told you I can't drink it

I can't

I can't

you don't

yes

drink it, I want you to drink

Nobody in the house

how're you, will you die

no

Give me all the credit cards

what for

to open the door

it takes skill, and firm hands

where's my card, it's not easy to get it

get it? You gave me a false one

how did you know

it's taken by the door

any more

yes, a telephone card

give it to me, is this authentic

yes - really?

Look, it opens

We're rich

what're you doing?

This must be something worthy

got something we can move along

I can move this

get something you can put into your bag

this one,

for example, give me the bag

over here?

I mean the uupper pocket, not this one

there's only two holes

these two?

What is this bag?

This is not a bag

this is for keys, this is for coins

you bring a key purse

you can use this

What happened?

Feel bad

ok, time's running short

you look around for anything worthy

to put into this bag

I got it

for example?

Expensive pen, lighter, for example

ashtray...

Got it

I found one

look, such a big ashtray

you hold the bag wide open, come one

what? Something on you mind?

Right

say it to me

I don't want to

is there any other way

yes

You play my wife now,

walk behind me

follow me

watch your walking manner

and speak gently

like a rich wife

ping

now you play my husband

you walk behind me with chest up

eyes wide open

then you're like a rich husband,

got it

got it

I don't believe, for this big house

there's nothing that I can put into this bag

yeah, try it again

this one

don't move

hey, that's my favorite

I mean "durn boy"

Lee

I like durn boy

Lee

durn boy

durn boy is dam boy

say it again, you bastards

what now?

Try to find a bigger bag

this is answering machine

please leave your message

chen, the Jack I have mentioned to you

he will come one week later

I'll call you when it's set

oh, we're screwed

none of your business

look, the concert tickets are here

the owner will come back any time, let's go

miss huang

miss huang

what now? Where can we get a miss huang

miss huang

what now?

Pretend

pretend who

you, of course

something is wrong

yeah, I got to contact h.Q

ok

Who's this?

Are you miss huang?

Yes

I'm sorry,

but somebody complain your noise

honey, come to bed

I'm sorry to disturb you

it's ok

ok, bye

Ping, we can quit after this one

we? Why we?

We're best partners

it's a long time ago

I know you're tender man

so you always keep the coin

I know you don't know me

but you're so happy when you saw that coin

I know you still miss me

this one

right

why do you throw it away?

What will you become of when you get it

so I threw it away and end it

so I don't have to come back again

right, I don't believe you're fa

hurry

wait for me to clean this

don't come out, somebody's here

don't leave me here

- Is that him? - Jack

is it o.K, for me to come out now

ring the bell, get off now

fake well, don't make them suspect

how can I fake it, I've never been there

be patient, think they're leaving

You...

It's been a long time

no, it's been half an hour only,

I did nothing

welcome, Jack

thanks

very good

honey, say hello

u.s.a

hello, Jack, welcome

It must be a long trip, let's get in

get in?

I didn't expect you arrive early

he tried to surprise us

take a seat

honey, I'm going to make a call

go ahead

take a seat please

sit down please

come on

I'm behind you

You got a big house

everybody said that

what am I going to do now?

I'll distract her and you go

ma'am, can you show me the restroom

restroom?

Of course, follow me

thank you

hi, Jane, how's apple,

is he here?

Yes, ok, no problem

we'll come to see you later, bye

Restroom, it's near

restroom is right in there

please

this is restroom?

L..., I don't know

I know where the restroom is, don't you?

I really don't know

she means

if you have seen such a modern restroom

let me explain it

I have designed it to look like bedroom

this is not a bag

there's a lavatory that leads to the ocean

really?

Watch out, let's go to the other one

I haven't tried such a moder one

then have try, come one

o.k

This is convenient

technology always astonish me

yeah

let me use it later

you go so far?

35 dollars, thank you

Damned driver

well, you'll have chance to use it again

I'll introduce someone to you first

there's a woman outside

it my daughter, open the door

daughter?

Just come back from a party

really something

let me introduce to you

o.k

I don't take women

what? You play my daughter? Come in

she's trained as a model

apple, you're home,

say hello to Jack

hi, Jack

What're you doing?

I fell wrong to leave like that

so I come back to save you

who told you I'm leaving?

You stay for that bit titty, right?

So what? I fell in love with her by first sight

so I decided to fake on

big money, if we can get her

what if you're found out

remember the telephone message

Jack won't come a week later

so we got plenty of time

ok, we can be partners again

I think you should go home for rest

why? You think I'm on your way?

No, I think you're exhausted

so you need some rest

you think I need any improvement?

No

You're perfect

I've been through some tough time

but I still got some weakness

Improve it if you find them

I know

I don't see you off

why didn't I kill her

why? I'm too soft

apple, wake up, get up

are you o.K?

You found a drunk whore to be my daughter?

How can I find a good one now

I've been quick minded to find her or we screwed

screwed, get up

what're you doing?

Get up, get up

what're you doing?

Get up

no, it's o.K

hello, apple

fa, you haven't come for a long time

apple, I think that guy is obssessed with you

you play my daughter,

we can get his money

you want me as a lady, simple

simple?

As a nice lady, not as a whore

hey, bitch, what are you?

Bitch, you called me bitch

ok, she plays my wife,

you be my daughter

we're family

apple, how long does it take to get him?

One week

it's too long, can you make it quicker

3 days

shorter?

One day

let's go

quicker?

That's simple

don't stay here, out - wait

Wait for me...

Swim?

You're so early

good morning, uncle, did you have breakfast?

Daddy, come to have breakfast

I'm coming

hey, go to wake up that women

or she got nothing to eat

What're you after this time?

The safeguard system in the new airport

for theft

none of my business

none of your business

the security system is for theft

right, anti-theft

big business

what're you dong?

Insurance stuff

cheating

cheating? How do you know?

There's no difference between them

don't put it that way

I'm kidding, it's profitable, right

so so

you two come here and talk

daddy, there's telephone from company

about a contract of 5 million

it's too small to brother me

where's our daughter?

I've told her to come down for breakfast

Are you ok?

I'm ok, it's soft here

yeah, it's soft

so it stays the same

Jack, I'm sorry about last night

it's ok

perhaps it's your fate

you're mean, daddy, you laugh at me

she's shy

shy girls like you in hk

is hard to find

you laugh at me, too

she's not only shy,

I can tell you more

more?

For example...

It's a mess, what now?

I'm sorry, let me help you

it's greasy

miss apple

to express my apology

It's not necessary

I'll do anything to please you

You fool, I don't blame you

fine, I'll go change clothes, excuse me

He is an idiot

easy to cheat,

he almost dribble on you

of course

you're something

look at you, you are like in the bar

hey, what do you say? You don't like my charm

you do it yourself

no problem

all right, stop fighting

apple, change your dress, and don't drink

Ping, what're you doing?

Of course, you're helping her

this is business, don't be jealous on this

jealous, no

Uncle, do you have 100 thousand dollars with you

yes, I do

well,

my dad has transfer 5 million $usd to me

but I didn't get it yes, so I'm thinking

I got it

you got credit card, you can pay by it

card?

Credit card

right, credit card?

I almost forget it

but you can't use it in every place,

like parking

you got to have cash, right?

Parking, right

how much do you need?

20-30 thousand

20-30, apple can handle it

really?

Don't worry, she doesn't care about it

apple handles it, remember

really?

But apple can't pay every item for me

what?

The restroom

you got to pay thousand for tips there

for the restroom, right...

Tips is not the problem, the problem is

the people standing there watching you

exactly,

- I hate those people staring at you - Really?

Oh, I remember there's a hotel in hk

they got such big restrooms in there

really?

Remember, trust me, that hotel

really?

Don't forget

o.k

shit, a sand get into my nail

find something for me

I'm looking for nail cutter

give me a paper,

I can use the edge to get it

newspaper's too soft, use money bill

quick, show the money, come on

this is one thousand

I know

it works

sorry, I made it dirty

it's ok

all set, thank you uncle

Jack, can we go now?

Yes

got to pay small money to get big money

What about here?

Thanks

what do you want?

Ice cream - o.K

I want those on the trolley

no problem, I'll get it for you

what're you doing, sir?

Getting the leaves

you liar, you're looking at her breast

I didn't

you are shameless

you did it in such a decent place

you got any traditional Chinese virtues

you're not qualified to be a Chinese or a man

I don't want to see you again, go away

I said go away

forget it

I'll buy ice cream for you

Waiter

What're you doing there?

To see if there is any ice cream

Apple, watch out

I found it's full of satyrs staring at you

thank you

I'll go for ice cream

is there ice cream up there?

No, I've check it, I'll go outside

waiter

what do you need, miss?

Got a light

yes

apple, I've been looking for you

why didn't you answer my call

what is your decision?

Chin, I'll give you the answer later

what's bothering you, I'm so nice to you

you just marry you

I'll answer you later, I got a date

I've been so nice to you,

say yes and marry me

chin, go

I've been chasing you,

just marry me

I can give everything to you, even my

sis, you're getting married, I can't afford it

I'll follow you everywhere

uncle, can I go with you

sis, don't get married,

or I'll follow you

uncle, can I go with you

nuts, you tried to scare me off?

You chase women that way?

You're not qualified

I'm kidding

I'm not kidding

forget it, let's sit and talk

ok, we can have a talk

sorry, I doubt if you have any manner

don't be so rude in this decent place

we do it by fair competition

no nonsense talk

say anything you want to say

you ruin my ice cream, damn you

You force me to do it

no, no...

Break away - what?

Sir, do you need an ambulance

you're so good,

give me some water

you're so nice

I did it for you

I don't believe it

you're too smart to be cheated

0.k, you must trust my magic

first, out toe nails of the man's left foot

and mix with his tears

put in magic oil I give to you, make him drink

he'll follow every thing you say then

got it?

Make him drink?

Yeah

what if I miss one of them?

Then it's serious

drinking the oil, he'll become a woman

become a woman

you call his name 3 times after he drinks it

the man becomes a woman

master

and this is the cure,

use it in emergency

it's unnecessary

you're not afraid that mammal then

thank you

no worries

doc, please help me

you got to make a careful decision

I think you're not stupid

it'll affect your life

doc, to be honest,

I'm in that... trade

so it's important to me

doc, help me

well, then let me try

I've told you you can't take it

38 is the record in hk,

you want 59

I can take it

it's good to have a test first

you're dead if this is real

I know I was wrong

apple, I always have a feeling

that we're known each other for long

yeah, I got that feeling, too

that's fate

yeah

apple, in fact

I like you very much

come to my room tonight

ok

I promise you,

we will have a talk tonight

what, only talk

what do you want then?

What about TV?

TV, of course

I swear, talk and TV only

I'm not worried then

I'm going to restroom

ok

A real idiot

it's late to make an appointment

it's not your turn yet

I've dated the big titty to come to my room

get the camera ready

take the picture tonight

I got it

we can blackmail her father by this

I got it

get ready - ok

Apple, shall we go now?

You didn't tell me what pictures shall I take?

Apple

I'll kill you

what?

It's lucky she's drunk

or you have already screw it up

you didn't tell me what to take?

The scene we're doing it on the bed

I got it

now she's drunk,

how could she make it tonight

let's do it this way

wait in her room 9 a.M tomorrow morning

I got it

give me 50 dollars

I got hundred dollar bill only

what the hell are you doing, give it to me

all right, let's go

the bill

sir, you need help?

Got a light?

Yes

good day

- good, this is for you - Thank you

Apple, wake up

I told you not to drink

you're something

fa, I think of an idea

wait for a moment =it"s

for you to go to bed with him now

I'll take pictures of you, hear me

it's so early, don't know if he wants it

you make him want to do it

you listen to me

- you wait a second - Listen to me

clean your face quickly

you listen to me

wait, I got some important thing to do

don't know if you can handle it

no problem

got to remember every detail

four steaks, all rare, served with chips

Russian soup without onion, wine of 1941

remember, do it fast and well

wait, you got something to talk to me?

Yeah, I'm trying to say...

Wait, tell me when we finish it

go now

are you ok

yeah

I can handle that guy by myself

it's easy to get his tears

Good morning, why are you shedding tears?

No

I'm afraid you don't like my breakfast

no, I like raw onion

does that sting your eyes?

I like it, it doesn't

don't cry, I'll cry, too

is it true?

True

don't be silly, you really think I cry?

Hurry up, we all rely on you now

hi, morning

hi, apple

Jack

apple

I'm sorry I didn't come for I was drunk

I come to talk with you now

I'm a guest in your house

I'm afraid it's not so good to do it here

is it?

Daddy, mom, and I

treat you like family member

really? But this is guest room anyway

I don't feel at home

I think... it'll be better in your room

well?

0o.k, right now

Shall we change our position

o.k

Wait

it occurs to me I got some business today

me, too

oh, yeah?

So, are you hurried,

or we do it tomorrow

no hurry, some other day is fine

good, please

Auntie, what're you doing?

I... I'm making the bed for you

thank you

you're welcome

could you clean the restroom for me, too

no problem

We all rely on this glass

don't blame me, it's your bad luck

this will be decisive

he must pay this time

with this picture

we got a flawless plan, perfect

if I'm not out in one hour

you come in to meddle

I got it

take me out no matter what happen

meddling is my expertise

it will determine our career

I'll make the world know

what cheating means

You...

I got good luck today

sit down

You're laughing?

How can you smile

brother, how could you rape my daughter

daddy

uncle, what do you mean?

Try to deny? I got picture as evidence

now you can't deny

look at yourself, pay me the damages

or I'll send you to police

uncle, we can only see your daughter

I'm not in there

look carefully

Don't talk about this,

let's have a drink

come on, toast

how could you drink it?

Of course I can

your daughter raped me

this...

Look, what is this

what is this?

Your daughter raped me

and this is evidence

your reputation's gone if I make it public

how could you keep your dignity?

Unless, you'll pay me the damages

It only showed you in the picture

my daughter didn't show up

right

all right, it's enough

come on, let's have some juice

cheer

now, two pictures together is a real evidence

what do you say?

Hold on,

if you want the picture back

you got to pay me first

what now?

You are trapped by my

he's dead now

what does that mean?

I've put in the evil charm in his juice

if I call his name 3 times

he'll become a woman

you're evil

give me the money

nobody can disarm the charm except me

I won't give you the money unless you give cure

or I'll make the foto public

if you make it public,

I'll call your names

I'll call your names

I'll make it public if you do it

if you make it public, I'll tell her to call

I'll call your name

I'll make it public now

I'll tell her to call now

Jack

no, I don't want to become a woman

Jack - no...

I did it

your charm is useless to me

How come it didn't work

tell you hy,

I'm not Jack

I'm a fake

pay the money now

we're fakes, too,

she's not my daughter

really?

I tell you the truth

we're all fakes

yeah? It's all right then

everybody's fake

really something

who are you?

Don't run

stop it...

Can't drop it

That way

no...

Who the hell are you?

I never tell my name in this evil world

then give your head if you don't tell

I've been alone,

and it is my only company

it's not so easy for you to get this head

ok, you force me to do it

I'll use your blood to dye the sea

I've been wandering

like a lonely boat on the sea

I don't care about death

ok, then try this

my invincible killing taichi

it didn't start yet

it's bull shit

how could you do that

Who the hell are you?

I have never ask who you are

let's say it the same time

ok

I'm chow

I'm chen

you're chow

you're Romeo?

I'm chen

star

star

how do you know my nickname

it's you, my nickname is po

- po? - Po in the orphanage,

we grew up together

it's you, po, now I remember

how did you become so huge?

Yeah

no wonder I can't recognize you

what're you doing now?

I cheat around for living

cheating

it's to cheat people to get money

you bastard, you almost kill me

well, we're of the same trade

I'm mad - fa

leave me alone

go to get him back

You're leaving just like that?

How can I recognize if you change again

don't count me in, I quit

no way, you owe me money,

you can't quit

keep the coin

or I won't be able to recognize you next time

I know you're sentimental that you keep it

now think of some idea to get that money

don't worry, leave it to me

you screw up every time

in the trade of cheating

we can rank as the top of the top

so I think the problem we're facing

should not be difficult

fa, any comment

according to my experience

it's not difficult, you agree, ping?

Yeah, it's piece of cake

but I think apple can handle it alone

it's no problem for me to take it

but we should respect star

thank you, but I think

if we can have fas as our leader

we are invincible then

of course,

but ping got some good idea

elaborate it

ok, I try to make it clear

but my idea is similar to apple's

apple, am I right?

In fact, we are almost the same

let's listen to star for something new

right, my plan

will stupefy you and the world

so please remain calm

what? What is it?

My play is to eat first

it's great

You bastard make me pregnant

friend

my belly is so big

don't pretend,

this is my partner

ok, don't pretend anymore

we're all in the same team

I'm pregnant, come with me

she's too serious

I told you to pretend,

but not any more

listen to me, shut up, you want me to...

I got a plan, we just follow the course

and pretend all the way

first, I'll fake as that rich man

to deal with your creditor

then you fake as the house owner

to settle my creditor

that solves the problem

ok

All right?

How come you didn't think of that?

Yeah

I got the hunch,

we'll depend on you

in fact, I can do it better, look

I almost get my tears

ok, keep trying

this time I'll ask my master

maybe, we don't have to pay back

and we can make money out of it

oh, it's great

If fa is correct, the it's big business

don't know if it's a trick

I don't think so

everybody move, come on

check if he's ready

brother

well? Where's big fish?

Coming down

you remember the conversation?

Yes

don't bluff me?

Don't worry, I saw him memorizing it

I can memorize it now

hurry

this is a good place

is the antique I lend you all right?

Of course, I've been very careful

it's perfect

well?

Mr wu, would you come over here

let me introduce Jack

this is beautiful

hey, what're you doing?

Jack

mr wu, this is Jack

daddy, uncle, Jack,

this is mr wu

please come to say hello

ho do you do, mr wu

how do you do

let's have a seat and talk

come on, sit down please

you play his son?

Yes

suit you, you're both mean

yeah

hey, you know him?

He's my creditor

what?

He, ah...

Sit down please

what is this?

We have the same creditor

Jack, mr, wu is our financial consultant

would you tell him about your plan again

any problem?

Try the best

try the best

I plan to develop the site of the orphanage

so I use one million to buy off the head

to sigh the sale contract with us

but I heard

there're many syndicates attempting on that site

so I wish it can be settled as soon as possible

we didn't get the phone call yet

but it's urgent now

so I'd like to borrow one million

if he owns the land

why should he take bribe

e's not the owner,

responsible for contract only

he said tomorrow is the dead line

or he's authorized to signed with others

who is that head?

I haven't seen him before

I'll go with the company's endorsement

if you can't support me,

I'll find someone

boss, do you think the trade is good?

I don't think so

I don't know real estate, and you're not clear

it is too risky

well,

we can have cooperation next time

mr wu, what do you do?

What're you doing?

You

no, it's not his business

I mean you

it's not my business, either

- it's screwed - We will wait and see

you fake as Jack and sign the contract

me? No way, I'm a man

are you deaf, she said he's never met Jack

boss, you want to buy that land?

I use money to buy something?

Did you hear him? It's a big business

if we settle the head

and sigh the contract

we can get countless money

you

I?

Watch that woman

what about our debt...

It's waived if that is done

follow me - thank you

let's go

he took shen

calm down, calm down

one get trapped when he thinks

he's the best

right

oh, shit, what should we do now

it's not over yet, follow the plan

we need shen to play Jack

right

listen to me, about tomorrow

except my four wives

I need a man with wisdom and courage

me

It's you, you have gut

you wait for me to come back with one million

Hurry, here we are

bring it with you

get off, quick

if anything happens

let me know immediately, got it

honey, quick

you're always slow, get ready

ready

hand in your home work on time

got it, master

get out

this way, gentlemen

Master, they said they're here to clean

yeah? Did we call them

no

But the address is here

have a look

we didn't call you,

you're mistaken

What happened to you?

It's emergent now

help get my assistant out of here

I need here to be empty now

get her out, quick

don't come back unless I call you

No fear, deep breath

You got to pretend it well

you're dead if it's screwed

it's settled?

Remember every detail, got it

got it

kids, where's the master's office

it's upstairs

wait here

this way, let's go

they're coming, quick

go get ready, quick

Yes, we've talked to the master

yeah, he accept cash,

no check

ok, we'll talk later

well you leave it here

master will contact you later

you can go now

ok, I'm going

what can I do for you?

I'm Jack from usa

Jack from u.S.A, master's waiting for you

good

master, Jack from u.S.A

you are Jack?

This is Jack,

I'm his partner

and this tis the recommendation

master, about the land

Mary, will you leave us alone

what for?

Go for some fresh air, go

go

Why you're so late?

Look, there're four contracts waiting for me

the old versions are obsolete

then we have nothing to talk about?

Master, we can talk about the price

here's the money

watch it, that...

We're taped?

Yes, let's go outside

Quick

clean the room now

it's deal

I think I'm all right

my colleague has done it, let's go

ok, let's go - help me

I take great risk under the investigation

don't say that,

look at the contract first

don't fuss with the little money

oh, yeah

you sign it, you got one million

more

what more? Sign it

it's not enough, more

don't be so fussy

more

just accept it

and sigh it

it's good for everybody, right?

Quick

I'm sorry, master

nothing, thank you

done, it's my credit

hey, what're you doing here?

It's screwed we're found out

how come

it's screwed

thank you

I got to thank you

thank the boss, not the master

it's screwed, we're found out

it's screwed, we're found out

boss, you go, I'll stop them

brother, you're something

I'm ready to sacrify for you

the debt is off

thank you

let's break off

hurry

it's screwed

how come?

Don't know, the girl said that

which one?

That one, over there

step back

shit, it's not the master,

my money's cheated

don't go...

This way

that way - ok

Boss, I'll stop them, you go

you stop them for me?

You go

try to run?

Come over here

what do you want?

Nothing

you can't come over here

we're looking around

it's locked

mister

you stand back

get out of here

quick

Let me go

that bastard beat my brother

Go, go

come in

let me go

one more

where's that bastard?

S.o0.b, you beat my brother, I'll kill you

Where's my brother

he's thrown out

Brother...

Brother...

Who's done such a cruel thing to you

talk, brother

louder, I can't hear

louder, brother

who's done this to you?

Did you see the one that beat my brother

who does he look like?

I saw him, but he...

He got long hair, and beard

like a med man

he look like you

we tried to help

but he's too tough

he's too tough

I'll revenge when I see him again

I'll kill him for my brother

cool down

send him to hospital for medical care

yeah, go on

thank you

we just try to help

I'll pay back if I have chance

it's ok

Let's go, brother

brother, don't worry, I'm with you

One million

I've never seen so much money

me, either

no, this is only a small fraction

right, even since I've entered this world

I've never cared about money

yeah, when I was flirting with girls

tips I gave them is more than this, right?

Right, look at yourselves

so emotional about little money

you're an insult for us

God

watch out

mr wu

mr wu, your syndicate offer one million

to get the murderer

yes, that bloodless murderer

must be found, for revenge of my brother

brother, I don't mean it

brother, I'll revenge for you

no there is an accident here

the president of Jen-i group fell downstairs

and serious wounded

this is huang for ktv

this is a flawless plan

flawless

it's a art piece

right

is the room cleaned

yes, no evidence is left

the owner won't find anything

what about finger prints

so you're not graduated yet

I've wiped them out by towels

and towels are burned to ash

the ash is mixed with earth worm

to feed the fish in the sea

and I get the fish for breakfast this morning

and eat it

after my digestion

all evidence has become shit

great

and I left it in the modern restroom

I think it's in the ocean now

what restroom?

The one you showed me

the lavatory shaped like a bed

I was forced to tell a lie about it

it is a real bed

right

this...

It's ok, it's only shit

right

keep it

hurry up

where's the key?

It's left in the room