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Hey, ass bag! Give me another!
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Listen, you've run up quite
a tab over the last few weeks.
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- Why don't you say...
- Another shot, goddamnit!
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"Come to the booth in the back.
Act casual, fat ass!"
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Who the hell is that?
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Please, don't cause any more
trouble around here, Miss...
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All right, lady. I don't know
who you think you are, but I...
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You've been busy.
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Foxxy.
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What the hell are you doing here?
We can't be seen together!
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You'll get us killed!
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Toot, you've got to come with me.
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You're not safe here anymore, fatty.
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What the hell do you care?
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You're the reason we're
in this mess, Foxxy.
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If that's even your real name.
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Of course it's my real name.
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You don't know that!
You don't know anything.
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I know this.
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I deserved that.
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You deserve to die.
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Toot, I can't change the past,
but I can change the future.
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I met somebody who could
help us get our lives back!
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Oh, yeah? Well, I've met someone, too.
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I've met a man who loves me for me,
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a man who's willing to cheat on his wife
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because he's a closeted homosexual
who thinks I'm a man!
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A man who refers to my vagina
as a manhole.
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Toot, Clara's dead!
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Clara? She... She's...
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Dead, yes. I sorry.
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Oh, my God! I can't believe it!
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She was so... So...
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Now which one was Clara again?
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She wasn't that little fugly
battle monster thing, was she?
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No, the princess.
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How'd she die?
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The same way we all gonna die!
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I.S.R.A.E.L.!
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I.S.R.A.E.L.?
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That's why you need to
come with me before it's too...
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Your location's been compromised!
Get out of there now!
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- We gots to go!
- Forget it, Foxxy.
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I'm not...
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Goddamnit! They followed you here!
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Head towards the back of the bar!
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Take a right! Go up the stairs!
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What now, Wooldoor?
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Is that Wooldoor? Tell him I said hi!
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Hey, Toot
how you doin'? Go straight!
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Straight? But we on the roof!
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Just do it!
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Wait, what are you doing?
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Stop! I can't fly without my feather!
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The key's got to be here somewhere.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on!
We're gonna die!
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Got 'em! Let's go!
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We made it.
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Hey, Toot, baby. Where you goin'...
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Stop, stop! That's the man I love!
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We can't! There's no time!
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Barney!
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Huzzah!
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Great googly moogly!
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Whee!
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Don't make me suck your dick!
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Guys, you suck.
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I love racism!
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A Jew in our backyard!
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I like that bitch!
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Flavor flav!
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Up the butt?
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Goddamnit!
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I cut myself!
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Surprise!
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My special move is the reach around!
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Good morning, people and Foxxy.
It's a lovely day to be on a reality show.
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And it's a great day to
deny wetting the bed.
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Which I did not do!
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It's also the perfect day to
stay in bed and snuggle all day!
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Hey, we should have
another piñata party tonight!
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But this time we should get a real piñata.
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Guys, there really is nothing better
than being on a reality television show!
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Nothing!
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Attention, housemates.
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This is the Jew Producer speaking.
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Please report to the living room
for the next competition.
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Competition?
Wait up, guys, I'm almost ready.
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Now I'm ready. Whee!
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Good morning, housemates.
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Today's competition is
pretty self-explanatory.
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It is?
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Put on the heels,
step on the puppies and kittens,
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and the person who crushes the most
by the time I come wins the coveted,
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I don't know, let's say immunity from
next week's final judgment ceremony night?
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Jew Producer,
this competition is ridiculous.
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It almost sounds made up.
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That's why you're going to lose. Suck it!
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And go!
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I thought I had a good chance to win.
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I made more bloody fur than
menstruation time at Mount Holyoke.
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And it's time!
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That felt good.
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Oh, yeah. You guys did an excellent job.
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Wait, Jew Producer.
You didn't even tell us who won.
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The winner is
who hasn't won in a while?
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Let's say that guy in shorts there.
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Congrats. Here's your immunity,
scented candle.
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Booya! You can all suck it, bitches.
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That's right, number one, numero uno.
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Something didn't sit well with the Foxxy.
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I mean, lately, all the competitions was
about us doing some kind of bull crap
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so the Jew Producer could
get his Jew-y rocks off.
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I can't be the only one
who thinks these competitions
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is completely random and arbitrary.
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Something ain't right here.
The Foxxy smells herself a mystery.
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- What's so funny?
- Come on, Foxxy.
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It's time to give up
trying to redeem yourself.
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Yeah. For weeks, you've
been trying to make up
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for botching that mystery
at the amusement park.
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Mr. Wilkinson here
denies being a super villain.
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But let me ask you this,
if you ain't not a super villain,
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then why would you
need a bulletproof face?
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Oh, Henry!
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Hang in there, Henry.
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Don't give up on me, you hear?
Don't you give up on me.
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It's not your time yet.
You're a fighter, damn it!
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Now fight, fight!
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Damn! I was 40% sure
he had one of them bulletproof faces.
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Foxxy Love, you're the worst
mystery-solving musician that's ever lived!
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Yeah. The only case you ever
cracked was the display case at Zales.
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I got one.
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Foxxy, the only thing you're good at
is giving head,
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and you managed to do the opposite!
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Oh, yeah, good one, Wooldoor!
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You, too, Wooldoor?
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Hey, champ.
I'm sorry about what I said before.
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I was just trying to fit in.
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Nah, Wooldoor, you was right about me.
I ain't no good at mystery solving.
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That's not true.
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You're the bestest mystery-solving
musician in the whole wide world!
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I don't...
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Shut the hell up.
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Foxxy, I brought you a special someone
that I think will really cheer you up!
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Papa?
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You can come in now!
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Mrs. Wilkins?
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Get her off! Get her off!
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Silly Foxxy. Mrs. Wilkins
is post-menopausal.
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It's impossible to get her off.
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You'll pay for what you've done! Damn you!
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What the hell is wrong with you, wooddork?
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There is no good explanation
for what I've done.
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You are clearly out your fuckin' mind!
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I'm sorry. I really...
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- Did you hear that?
- What?
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You out your fuckin' mind!
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I said "Fuck," and they didn't beep it!
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Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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What about "Shit"?
What about "Cunt"?
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What about "Shitcunt"?
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No beeps!
They ain't beeping the curse words!
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Go on, try it! Say something!
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OK. Schwartza. Mud baby.
Smoked Irishmen. Ink face!
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Nah, dummy, they never censor racism.
I'm talking about words like shitcunt.
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I could never say that.
Those are bad words.
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If they ain't beeping,
maybe they ain't blurring nothing.
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Quick, fool, whip it out!
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- What?
- Show me your cock.
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I thought you'd never ask.
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Whee!
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Wooldoor,
you've been holding out on me!
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I've actually never
seen my penis unblurred before.
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It's way blacker than I
thought it would be.
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You know what this means? I was right!
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There is a mystery to be solved.
And I's gonna solve it.
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Thanks, Wooldoor.
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So, little fella, let's
go get you a burger.
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Whee!
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All right, ante up.
Deuces and one-eyed jacks are wild.
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Wait, Spanky!
We can't start guys' night without Hero.
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Well, if I had some mystery hottie,
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I wouldn't be hanging around
with you schmendricks, either.
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Our special guy time is
far more important to Hero
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than being with some cheap floozy
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who probably doesn't even
secretly eat his toenail clippings,
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so at least a little part of
Hero can always be inside him.
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Never fear! Captain Hero is here!
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To play poker with the guys.
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I knew you'd come!
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Hero? Is that a dead girl?
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Hey, everybody, this is Molly.
She's my girlfriend.
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Molly, is it OK if I
call you my girlfriend?
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I know I probably
should have asked you first.
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How did we meet, you ask?
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Well, it's a tale as old as time.
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Molly was being held against her will
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by the evil legion of immediate
family mourners of doom!
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Back, you putrid, perverse
purveyors of evil!
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Captain Hero is here!
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What? No, ma'am.
You don't need to repay me.
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My reward is your safety.
A hand job, you say?
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Well, I guess I do deserve one.
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You're different from
the others, aren't you?
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Huzzah!
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OK, busted. We met on J-Date.
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Hero, I can't believe
you're doing this to me.
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You're turning our guys' night
into a guys' nightmare!
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How dare you! How dare all of you!
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If you can't deal with me being happy,
then you're not really my friends!
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Come on, Molly, let's get out of here!
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And so the Foxxy set off to solve the mystery
of why the fuck we wasn't censored no more.
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And to prove to these
assholes that I was a
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serious
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mystery solver.
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And then, I made the most shocking
discovery of all that explained everything.
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Oh, Lordy!
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Guys, I solved a mystery.
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The only mystery you've ever solved
is the mystery of the empty uterus.
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If that's true, then how did I found out
that the Drawn Together had been canceled?
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C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-
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c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-canceled?
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- That's ridiculous!
- Girl, you crazy.
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- Poppycock!
- Oh, really?
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Then why can I say,
"You can all fuck my titties"
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"with your shit-covered cocks,
you come-guzzling faggots!"
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without being beeped?
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Yeah! How the fuck is...
I just said, "fuck!"
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Fuck! Well, I'll be darned.
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Dick-gobbling, blood-soaked,
ass-eating turd taster!
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This is fun!
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Guys, we are not canceled.
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This is Foxxy we're dealing with, remember?
The worst mystery solver of all time.
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Every time she tries to solve a mystery,
someone ends up dead!
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Fuck you, Clara.
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Don't talk to me like that, Jemima-head.
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I am a princess.
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Oh, yeah? Well, if you a princess,
then why you got this chair in your face?
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Ta-dow!
241
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We can't be canceled. We just can't.
242
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:38,918
Can we?
243
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,478
Searching...
244
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:25,340
Tomorrow, I need you to run downtown
and pick up a new pair of horn sharpeners.
245
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,091
Yes, dear.
246
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,595
Hey, after that, Jew Dad,
can we play a little catch?
247
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:33,932
Of course, Jew Son. Gosh, I love you.
248
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,684
I don't know what I'd do
if anything would happen to you.
249
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:41,689
How emotionally invested I am
in you staying safe and remaining alive.
250
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,650
As would anyone watching us right now.
251
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,320
- Oh, no.
- Don't you dare answer that.
252
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,572
- It's shabbat.
- But it's work!
253
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,116
It must be important
if the boss is calling today.
254
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:56,204
I don't care if it's Moses himself.
Do not answer that.
255
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,373
I'll be right back.
256
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,629
Dude, I'm not turning
your lights on for you again.
257
00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:09,300
No, my cell phone. Just hit the
green button so I can answer it.
258
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,345
I don't see why you
don't just answer it yourself.
259
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,595
It's forbidden!
260
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,472
God's going to know you asked me to do it.
261
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,307
- No, he won't.
- Of course he will.
262
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,560
Well, then he'll appreciate my
cleverness in getting around his laws.
263
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,730
Now hit send before it goes to voicemail!
264
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,607
Fine. I'll do it.
265
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:28,194
But first, you need to say you accept
Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.
266
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,571
What? Are you insane?
267
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,949
Look, I'm not the one
trying to fool the Almighty here.
268
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:36,452
Now say you accept Jesus Christ,
and I'll answer your phone.
269
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,663
Oh, fine!
270
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:42,959
I accept Jesus Christ as my
lord and savior. Happy now?
271
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:46,379
Yep. Now you can answer
your own damn phone.
272
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:50,174
You're a fucking dick, Eddie!
273
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,430
Hey, boss.
274
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,516
You lied to me, Jew Producer.
275
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,518
What? No, I would never...
276
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:05,398
You told me after I canceled
Drawn Together, you erased them!
277
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,150
But I did! I swear!
278
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:11,696
Then how come the network
just got a call from one Foxxy Love
279
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:15,783
asking why no one told
them they were canceled?
280
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:16,909
Busted.
281
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:22,832
By keeping them alive,
you've put us all in great jeopardy.
282
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,043
- Let me explain...
- Too late for that!
283
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:29,255
I am sending a friend of mine
to pay them a little visit.
284
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,007
A friend?
285
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:37,764
Yes! The Intelligent Smart,
Robot Animation Eraser Lady!
286
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:42,101
Otherwise known as I.S.R.A.E.L.!
287
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:45,438
She will erase them all, forever!
288
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,986
Please, enjoy the rest of your Sabbath.
289
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,363
Oh, no. This is bad.
290
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,326
I need you to start my car, Eddie.
291
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:06,042
The network keeps transferring me around.
292
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,794
Nobody want to tell me nothing.
293
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:11,589
I can't believe we've been canceled.
I thought our ratings were pretty good.
294
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:15,259
No! No! Without the distraction
of the cameras,
295
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,930
I'll have nothing to keep me
from hearing the voices in my head!
296
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,266
Cut their throats and drink
the children's blood, Wooldoor.
297
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,060
Their youth will be your youth.
298
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,606
Oh, Molly, hold me!
299
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,566
Cup the balls.
300
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,443
I'd cup.
301
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,237
If only he'd ask.
302
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:37,573
Who the hell took our goddamn timeslot?
303
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,951
The Suck My Taint Show?
304
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:42,203
Let me info this.
305
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,461
And taint sucking,
starring the loveable,
306
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,797
poignant Suck My Taint Girl.
307
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,423
We got canceled for that?
308
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,637
Attention, houseguests.
Tonight's competition is...
309
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:02,348
Get in my fucking trunk,
or I will shoot you!
310
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,813
Yeah, we know we've been canceled.
311
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:12,608
Shut up, fatty. Now, everyone in my truck.
We're running out of time!
312
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,528
The Jew Producer's right! Toot is fat.
313
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:18,322
Yeah, he's got a point. I am fat.
314
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:23,035
Well, I ain't going nowhere until you
tell us why in the hell we was canceled.
315
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,539
Come on, guys.
Have you ever even seen your show?
316
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:30,668
It's filthy, it's racist, and it has
a shocking lack of Dave Chappelle.
317
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:33,504
Yeah, he's got a point. I am fat.
318
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,716
Now get in my truck!
I'm trying to save you idiots!
319
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,593
Save us from what?
320
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:47,018
From that! Intelligent Smart
Robot Animation Eraser Lady!
321
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:50,354
I.S.R.A.E.L.? Why the fuck is it on
our land when we already live here?
322
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,774
To destroy you all! Now hurry!
323
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,824
Prepare to be erased.
324
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,246
Run!
325
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:15,880
Aahh!
326
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,757
Holy shit!
327
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,009
I.S.R.A.E.L. must kill you all!
328
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,887
Wait, wait, I'm sure
we can work something out!
329
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,640
I.S.R.A.E.L. must be
aggressive to survive!
330
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,433
It's a common sense policy.
331
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,561
Come on, y'all! To the mystery van!
332
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,114
Molly!
She's still in the living room!
333
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,663
There's nothing you can do for her!
She's dead!
334
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,164
I've got to try!
335
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,169
Try.
336
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,838
He really is delightfully retarded.
337
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,178
I'm going to take that I.S.R.A.E.L. out!
338
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,429
Hold on!
339
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,432
Don't come any closer.
I.S.R.A.E.L. has boundary issues.
340
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,309
Kung fu, motherfucker!
341
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,445
I've got to try!
342
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,534
Try.
343
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:30,955
Huzzah!
344
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,554
Try.
345
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,435
Oh, no! The Drawn Together house, it's...
346
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:55,021
It's gone!
347
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,569
Thank God you're OK!
348
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,364
Flick my balls.
349
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,624
Faster, Foxxy!
350
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,501
The I.S.R.A.E.L.'s right behind us!
351
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,670
My kingdom is only a couple miles away.
352
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:20,755
We'll be safe there!
353
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:24,925
No, you can't go home.
None of you can go home, ever again!
354
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,851
You don't understand.
None of you are who you think you are!
355
00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:35,061
What?
356
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,774
You trying to say I ain't
really Foxxy Brown?
357
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:44,236
What I'm trying to say is you're all fakes!
Cheap knock-offs.
358
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:48,449
You're all parodies of the real thing
created just to be on Drawn Together.
359
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,702
Now that the show's over,
the boss wants you all destroyed.
360
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,704
- But why would he want...
- Look out!
361
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:02,046
Without you, my life really has no meaning.
362
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:14,141
Where is the Drawn Together gang?
I.S.R.A.E.L. must erase them!
363
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:18,854
They got away.
Looks like you screwed up, I.S.R.A.E.L.
364
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:22,483
You're in so much trouble.
365
00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:32,326
You explain to boss what happened.
366
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,851
I.S.R.A.E.L. is sick of being blamed
367
00:23:33,876 --> 00:23:36,544
for every little fucking thing
that goes wrong in the desert.
368
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,047
Oh, God. I was so scared.
369
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:48,759
I mean, I wanted to go,
"Whee, wee wee wee," all the way home.
370
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:58,894
Never trust a Jew producer.
I'm obviously a real Disney princess.
371
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:02,690
If I weren't, why would I be so much better
than all of you people and Foxxy?
372
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:05,943
Maybe that Jew Producer
was telling the truth!
373
00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:10,239
I mean, Clara,
you may look like a Disney princess,
374
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:14,869
but how many Disney princesses
have done the things you've done done?
375
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:24,670
And how many times you seen
Josie and the Pussycats do what I doed?
376
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:32,303
Now, Foxxy, let's not
jump to any conclusions here.
377
00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:34,763
Come on, Captain Hero!
378
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:38,726
How many real superheroes
do you know that bang corpses?
379
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,144
I don't know.
380
00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:44,148
Molly, how many superheroes
have you been with?
381
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:55,826
In fact, ain't no real cartoon characters
would do any of the things we done doed!
382
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:59,205
Come to think of it, I don't behave
anything like the real Betty Boop.
383
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:02,208
Please, Toot.
We're trying to have a discussion here!
384
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,960
Yeah, really, Toot.
Don't make this all about you.
385
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:10,424
This is horrible! We're canceled and fake.
386
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,869
Just like my child support checks.
387
00:25:11,894 --> 00:25:12,676
Ta!
388
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:16,096
Oh, yeah, laugh it up, Wooldoor,
but I.S.R.A.E.L.'s after us!
389
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:19,058
No one can hide from I.S.R.A.E.L.
What are we going to do?
390
00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:23,729
You heard the Jew Producer.
They want us dead because we's canceled.
391
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:28,692
So if we can get Drawn Together
back on the air, we can save our asses!
392
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,904
Yeah, right, Foxxy.
How you plan on doing that?
393
00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,239
I don't know yet.
394
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:36,534
But we can start with that girl
who stole our timeslot.
395
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:39,370
The Suck My Taint Girl.
She sound like she could help.
396
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:41,664
I am fat.
397
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:44,833
Well, I'm not fake.
So I'm going back to my kingdom.
398
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,544
You're all welcome to join me.
399
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:49,046
My father, the king,
will keep us safe from I.S.R.A.E.L.
400
00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:50,464
I do like being safe.
401
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,385
Molly and I always dreamed
of going to Disneyworld.
402
00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:57,304
You said you'd take me to Disneyworld!
403
00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,516
Well, like a colostomy bag,
I'm on Foxxy's side.
404
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,977
I liked being a reality TV star.
405
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,895
Yeah! We need to get our show back.
406
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:08,440
Otherwise, I'll have to go back to
my old gig, exposing myself to children,
407
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:11,777
and that union has the worst health plan!
408
00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:16,740
Fine! Then I guess we are splitting up.
How do we decide who gets the mystery van?
409
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,450
Later, ass bags!
410
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:27,459
I'm sorry, sir. I couldn't let you
erase the Drawn Togethergang.
411
00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:30,921
They were my creations, and I... I...
412
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:32,423
I loved them.
413
00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:38,220
For Christ sake, Jew Producer!
They must be destroyed!
414
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:43,434
Tell me, boss, why do you
dislike the Drawn Togethergang so?
415
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:48,397
Because, they took my family from me.
416
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:49,523
They did?
417
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:53,319
I've never spoken of this before to anyone,
418
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:59,366
but with I.S.R.A.E.L. by my side,
I guess I feel safe.
419
00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:07,124
My beautiful wife was taking our little girl
Sasha to her first day of elementary school.
420
00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:09,168
They were singing something.
421
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:12,963
Something pure, something innocent.
422
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:16,258
Little Sasha was young
and hadn't yet been burdened
423
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:20,137
with the complexities and ugliness of life.
424
00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:22,056
But then she saw it.
425
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:24,808
Mommy, Mommy!
426
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:28,103
What is that chocolate-face girl
doing to the princess?
427
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:32,691
No, no, no, no.
Don't look at it, honey. Close your eyes.
428
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,860
For God sakes, close your eyes!
429
00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:38,572
Mommy! The chocolate girl is
eating the princess!
430
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:43,410
She's eating her face!
Why is she eating her face?
431
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,578
Mommy!
432
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:50,542
My wife lost control of the car
and drove off a cliff!
433
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:53,962
They landed in a deadly pit of alligators!
434
00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:57,716
Swimming in a pit of sulfuric acid!
435
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:02,930
By the time I arrived,
there was nothing I could do
436
00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:07,267
but get revenge!
437
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:16,652
So, Jew Producer, it's not that I
dislike the Drawn Togethergang.
438
00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:21,615
It's that I hate those motherfuckers!
439
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,617
They took my family from me,
440
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:29,081
and I'll be damned if I let them
take my media empire!
441
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:36,296
Kay. But still, I won't help you!
442
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:41,218
I had a feeling
you would say that.
443
00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:42,636
I.S.R.A.E.L.!
444
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:44,722
Jew Dad?
445
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,348
Jew Son?
446
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:50,561
Dad, I.S.R.A.E.L. forcibly removed me
from the only home I've ever known!
447
00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:54,898
You will help I.S.R.A.E.L.,
or you'll feel what it's like
448
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:59,987
when something horrible happens
to your child! You hear me?
449
00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:01,947
Or should I speak up?
450
00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:15,210
OK, OK! I'll find the Drawn Togethergang.
I'll help destroy them!
451
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:17,296
I.S.R.A.E.L.,
452
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:20,799
I think the Jew Producer
will be more helpful now.
453
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:25,846
Off you go.
Destroy the Drawn Togethergang forever.
454
00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:34,271
I.S.R.A.E.L. has gone nuclear.
455
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:43,113
It's good to be home.
456
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,073
Hark! Who goes there?
457
00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:48,368
Guards, tis I, your Princess Clara.
458
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,329
You may kiss my feet if you like.
459
00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:53,248
And once I'm inside,
you can execute them.
460
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:55,125
Wait, what?
461
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:57,669
Just kidding.
462
00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:03,967
Do you not know that impersonating
a princess is a serious offense,
463
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:06,428
punishable by death?
464
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:09,056
Do you not know that sucking my dick
is a serious offense?
465
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:11,141
Punishable by fuck you!
466
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,685
Now let us in at once,
or I'll have your children killed.
467
00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:16,313
Yeah, it's good to be home.
468
00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:31,662
Princess! Your Highness.
469
00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:33,205
What the... Who the fuck are you?
470
00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:35,874
I am the king!
471
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,835
The king? You are not the king.
472
00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:41,296
My father is the king,
which makes me the princess.
473
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:44,424
Father, I think this peasant
has gone mad with the plague!
474
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:47,970
For everyone knows
I am the true princess of the land.
475
00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:53,517
My loyal, filthy subjects,
surely you assholes recognize me.
476
00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:56,937
Imposter!
477
00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:12,035
Guys? I think the Jew Producer
was telling the truth.
478
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,789
I think I'm a fake.
I think we're all fakes!
479
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,958
Oh, my God. You know what I think?
480
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:20,127
Duh!
481
00:31:21,087 --> 00:31:22,921
To the dungeon with them!
482
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,268
It ain't where it is and
it ain't where it ain't
483
00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:38,437
It's a little stinky thing I call a taint
484
00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:40,898
Why don't you suck it,
why don't you suck it?
485
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:43,400
Why don't you suck my little taint?
486
00:31:43,484 --> 00:31:46,403
It ain't where it was and
it taint where it ain't
487
00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:48,488
And it's something they
call my stinky taint
488
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:51,074
Why don't you suck it,
why don't you suck it?
489
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:53,744
Why don't you suck it?
490
00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:56,788
- What the hell is this?
- This is horrible!
491
00:31:56,873 --> 00:32:00,375
She's a little girl who
sings about her taint!
492
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:01,668
It's genius!
493
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,671
- Why don't you suck
- Why don't you suck
494
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:09,676
Why don't you suck her stinky little taint?
495
00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:12,054
Why don't you suck
496
00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:18,936
- Suck my taint!
- Suck my taint!
497
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,104
Suck my stinky little taint
498
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:23,565
- Suck my taint!
- Taint!
499
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:27,069
- Suck my taint!
- Suck my taint!
500
00:32:27,153 --> 00:32:33,200
Come on and suck my stinky little taint
501
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:37,955
It's the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen!
502
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:39,373
Don't you see?
503
00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:42,751
It taint corporate greed,
and it taint the politicians
504
00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:47,214
who have drained our economy.
It's the lack of personal responsibility.
505
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,760
- That is so true.
- I never thought of that before.
506
00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:53,470
I normally don't laugh at taint humor,
507
00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:55,847
but this is wrapped in
such an important message.
508
00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:57,432
Why don't you suck
509
00:32:57,517 --> 00:33:02,145
- Suck my taint!
- Suck my taint!
510
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,230
Suck my taint
511
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:07,651
And when did it become a crime
to be passionate about your work?
512
00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:11,154
So what if I love the characters I created?
Screw him, right?
513
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:15,283
And kidnapping my son, how tacky.
Not to mention clichè!
514
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,494
You don't talk much, do you, I.S.R.A.E.L.?
515
00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:20,330
I.S.R.A.E.L. talks when
I.S.R.A.E.L. has something to say.
516
00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:22,416
I'm just trying to pass the time, man.
517
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,836
Listen, I know you're a robot,
but don't you have feelings?
518
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,798
I mean, isn't it hard to destroy innocent
people that have never wronged you?
519
00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:31,508
Everyone's wronged I.S.R.A.E.L.
520
00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:32,968
Really?
521
00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:36,092
If that's the way you feel, maybe
we'd all be better off if you didn't exist.
522
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,807
I.S.R.A.E.L. has every right to exist!
523
00:33:38,891 --> 00:33:42,853
OK, OK, dude, relax.
Don't get so defensive.
524
00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:44,980
I.S.R.A.E.L. need rest.
525
00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:54,031
Here? This is where you want to rest?
526
00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:56,867
This is the single most dangerous place
you could be situated!
527
00:33:56,951 --> 00:33:59,578
There are so many other
places you could be, I.S.R.A.E.L.,
528
00:33:59,662 --> 00:34:02,164
that would be safer and
would cause less problems!
529
00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:03,457
Why here?
530
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:06,101
I.S.R.A.E.L. shouldn't have to leave.
Everyone else should leave.
531
00:34:06,126 --> 00:34:07,502
They're the ones who are stupid.
532
00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:10,547
Oy! I.S.R.A.E.L., you are a handful.
533
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:18,055
I'm sorry, Drawn Togethergang.
But I have to save my Jew son.
534
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:21,266
Oh, I.S.R.A.E.L., I think
I know where they are.
535
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,275
Oh, yeah.
536
00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:34,196
I haven't seen this many shit-covered
rodents since my last colonoscopy.
537
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,405
Ta!
538
00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:42,537
It's OK, Clara.
So we're not who we think we are.
539
00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:45,791
- So what, right?
- So what?
540
00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:47,501
If I'm not a princess,
541
00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:51,046
then I'm just another beautiful virgin
with real C-cups and a super tight ass
542
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:54,132
that continuously vibrates
and tastes like wild berries.
543
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,635
Who could ever love someone like that?
544
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:03,266
Dungeon master, make sure the guillotine
is not too far back on the stage.
545
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:07,813
I want the people in the
front row to have to wear rain ponchos.
546
00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:12,484
Milord, perhaps you could see it in your
heart to let me live here in your kingdom
547
00:35:12,568 --> 00:35:16,863
and give me the opportunity to be
the real princess I always thought I was.
548
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:21,368
For I can be just as good as the officially
sanctioned princesses in your kingdom.
549
00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:22,911
Allow me.
550
00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:37,801
Yeah, Clara! She's doing it! It's working!
551
00:35:37,885 --> 00:35:40,971
For fuck's sake, Xandir!
I'm trying to impress the goddamn king!
552
00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:45,016
And I can't fucking sing if you keep
flapping those dick-sucking lips of yours!
553
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:54,317
Guards, tomorrow, off with their heads!
554
00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,653
No, wait! Please!
555
00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:58,613
Release the king, vile peasant!
556
00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:00,949
Hero! Do something!
557
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,201
Oh, yes, of course.
You shouldn't see this, baby.
558
00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:05,926
I know how you are around blood,
and this could easily go that way.
559
00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:14,087
You totally would
not have been into that.
560
00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:22,637
Excuse me, Suck My Taint Girl, we...
561
00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:25,891
Oh, my goodness!
You guys are from Drawn Together!
562
00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:28,310
I heard you were all erased.
563
00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:31,980
- You know who we are?
- Well, of course I do, silly.
564
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:34,983
I'm, like, the taintest fan
of Drawn Together ever.
565
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:36,985
I tain't missed an episode.
566
00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:39,529
Well, good, 'cause we need your help,
Suck My Taint Girl.
567
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,865
We was canceled,
and we need to get back on TV.
568
00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:43,825
But of course you were canceled.
569
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:47,204
You guys were filthy and offensive
without ever having a point.
570
00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:50,290
A p-p-p-pa... Pa... Po...
571
00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:55,295
Po... Po... Poi...
572
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:58,924
Poi... Poi...
573
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:01,134
Oint?
574
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:04,429
Yeah! You know, like social commentary.
575
00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:08,058
Everybody knows that these days,
if you want to be raunchy and funny on TV,
576
00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:10,894
you need to also be relentlessly preachy.
577
00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:14,564
- Too bad we never had a point.
- Hey. Know what you should do?
578
00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:16,107
You should go to Make-A-Point Land
579
00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,485
and get yourself a point
from the MakeA-Point wizard.
580
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,904
You'll be back on the air in no time!
581
00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:25,575
Really? Because if you're lying, I'll cut
you. I'll cut you to the fucking bone.
582
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:30,497
Can you take us to this
Make-A-Point Land, Suck My Taint Girl?
583
00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:36,378
Well, I really shouldn't be seen with
you guys, but I could be convinced
584
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:38,964
if you introduced me
to the rest of the Drawn Togethergang.
585
00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:42,425
What do you say? Is it a deal?
586
00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:50,475
No, Molly, you're the cutest.
587
00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:52,227
No, you are!
588
00:37:52,311 --> 00:37:56,273
Watching Hero and his whorish
know-it-all girlfriend made me sick.
589
00:37:56,357 --> 00:38:00,902
I had to get Hero to break up with Molly
so I could have my best friend back.
590
00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,779
And I had just the plan.
591
00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,615
Got it?
592
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:08,285
Now, follow my lead, and don't fuck it up.
593
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:09,536
Xandir?
594
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:18,795
Wait, wait. Best friend in Ling...
595
00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:20,964
Oh, God!
596
00:38:21,048 --> 00:38:24,426
Asians are hilarious!
597
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,011
Come on, Ling-Ling.
598
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:30,348
Ling-Ling into depression go
599
00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:34,519
He blew his chance with Xandir
600
00:38:34,603 --> 00:38:38,648
Xandir only have eyes for Hero
601
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:42,193
Ling-Ling die alone
602
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:47,615
What was that, Molly?
You have the perfect escape plan?
603
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,743
We'll be out of here in no time?
604
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:52,662
Really, Molly? That's awesome!
605
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,831
When Mollyjust
lies there and does nothing,
606
00:38:54,915 --> 00:38:56,875
we'll all be executed in the morning,
607
00:38:56,959 --> 00:39:00,837
and Hero will finally realize
how lame his dead girlfriend is.
608
00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:02,422
I'm so clever!
609
00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,341
I can't stand it!
610
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:07,052
Well, the guards are coming, Molly.
611
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:11,598
We can't wait to see
your plan in action, can we, guys?
612
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:17,437
Molly... Come on, do something.
613
00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:20,774
You're embarrassing me
in front of all my guy friends.
614
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,196
Maybe they were right about you.
615
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,440
Maybe we should just break...
616
00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:32,386
- That prisoner doesn't look so hot!
- She's pale, and that rat is eating her eyeball.
617
00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:34,871
We better do something!
618
00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:39,626
Clever, clever.
619
00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:47,258
That guard outfit makes you look fat.
620
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:50,178
It does?
621
00:39:50,262 --> 00:39:52,972
Oh, great! Now I'll have
to deal with that all night.
622
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,224
Ryan, wait up!
623
00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:58,061
Molly, your plan worked like a charm!
I'm so happy!
624
00:39:58,145 --> 00:40:01,898
Later on, I'm gonna let you
fuck me in the mouth!
625
00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:04,943
- God damn it!
- Now, let's get out of here.
626
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,988
Hey, the prisoners have escaped!
627
00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:12,492
Come on, Clara!
628
00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:17,330
No. I have nothing to live for anymore.
I'm not a princess. Now, go.
629
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:20,041
I'll slow them down for you.
It's the only way.
630
00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:23,711
Thanks, Clara. You'll always
be a princess to me. Here.
631
00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:26,548
No, you keep them.
They're of no use to me now.
632
00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:28,007
I'll treasure them always.
633
00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:30,969
Wait, Xandir, do me one favor.
634
00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:33,221
Live your gay life to the fullest.
635
00:40:33,305 --> 00:40:35,223
- Will do.
- Every day's a gift.
636
00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:38,435
- Gotcha.
- And find that one special person.
637
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:40,061
Sure thing. Bye!
638
00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:43,731
And hold him close
and tell him with all your heart
639
00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:47,402
that you can't marry him.
The Bible forbids it.
640
00:40:47,486 --> 00:40:48,695
I really gotta go.
641
00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:51,364
OK. Bye! Don't adopt!
642
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:03,084
Give me those!
643
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,930
Molly hath saved the day!
644
00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,608
Holy fuck, it's I.S.R.A.E.L.!
645
00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:29,444
Hey, guys, how are you?
646
00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:31,571
I'd get the hell
out of here if I were you.
647
00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:33,072
Huzzah!
648
00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:44,167
So tired. So very, very tired.
649
00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:46,503
Don't you give up, fool horse.
650
00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:48,421
We got to make it to the kingdom
651
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:52,800
to get the rest of our gang
so we can all get to Make-A-Point Land.
652
00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:57,889
And then, we still need to find Toot.
This is a joke. We'll never find everyone.
653
00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:04,771
I said, we'll never find everyone.
654
00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:12,028
Look! There them are!
655
00:42:13,447 --> 00:42:14,614
And I.S.R.A.E.L.!
656
00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:21,955
Whee...
657
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:24,249
Are all together again!
658
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,750
Wait. Where's Clara?
659
00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:28,086
Oh, Clara? She's dead.
660
00:42:29,296 --> 00:42:30,380
Oh, no.
661
00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:34,592
- Yeah!
- Oh, good!
662
00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:37,877
- Well, that takes the sting off.
- Her arms were always my favorite part of her.
663
00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:44,394
Ashes to ashes, smurf to smurf.
664
00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:46,896
I'm glad you're dead, you bastard!
665
00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:50,900
I hope you smurf in hell for what
you did to me in front of my kids!
666
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:53,570
I hope you smurf in hell!
667
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:59,701
It's OK, sweetie.
Our long national nightmare is over.
668
00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:03,788
He can't hurt us anymore.
The important thing is that you survived.
669
00:43:03,872 --> 00:43:06,332
We all survived.
670
00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:25,685
Say good-bye, Drawn Together!
671
00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:27,353
No!
672
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:28,521
I can't see!
673
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:30,440
I can't see!
674
00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:39,198
Holy crap! I can't open the door.
675
00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:41,701
It's stuck! We gonna drown!
676
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:47,248
Don't worry, people. I'll get us out.
677
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:51,711
Yeah, there you are.
678
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,423
That wasn't well thought-out.
679
00:44:05,684 --> 00:44:09,646
No!
680
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,564
I loved you!
681
00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:15,443
The Drawn Together gang is gone forever.
682
00:44:15,527 --> 00:44:17,528
OK. We're on our way.
683
00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:26,913
Molly, this may be it for us.
684
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:30,708
Commentary.
685
00:44:30,793 --> 00:44:32,710
- Commentary?
- Commonary.
686
00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:35,505
They usually have director's
commissary on these things.
687
00:44:35,589 --> 00:44:37,006
Let's listen to the commonary.
688
00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:39,175
Maybe they'll tell us
how to get out of here.
689
00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:41,511
It's too late. We're all gonna die!
690
00:44:41,595 --> 00:44:43,179
We have to try!
691
00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:47,892
Menu.
692
00:44:47,976 --> 00:44:49,519
Commentary.
693
00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:50,978
Commentary on.
694
00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:52,772
And play!
695
00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:56,109
So, wow.
This movie just keeps on going.
696
00:44:56,193 --> 00:44:57,235
- It's...
- I hear them!
697
00:44:57,319 --> 00:44:59,039
- It's a long thing... This movie...
- Help!
698
00:44:59,064 --> 00:45:01,781
- How do we get out of here?
- Shut the fuck up and listen!
699
00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:04,242
Actually might very well be a bad idea,
700
00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:07,537
but Dave...
Dave, he needed the money.
701
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:10,039
Well, Matt...
Matt married into money.
702
00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:11,999
Who the hell would
ever want to listen to this?
703
00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:14,544
It used to be money.
Now, nobody has money...
704
00:45:14,628 --> 00:45:17,380
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Get to the point!
705
00:45:17,464 --> 00:45:19,132
All right. So now we
got we got the gang,
706
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:21,416
we put them all in this pumpkin.
We put them underwater,
707
00:45:21,441 --> 00:45:23,886
and originally, this scene
wasn't even in the script at all.
708
00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:25,722
The only reason we did this is 'cause,
709
00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:27,598
well, we both thought
that I.S.R.A.E.L...
710
00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:30,683
We had to remind the audience that
I.S.R.A.E.L. is still chasing after them.
711
00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:31,936
Well, you thought they had to.
712
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:34,164
I remember thinking
we didn't really need this whole scene.
713
00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:36,232
We were going with a new
production company, and...
714
00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:39,569
But I didn't want to fight with you. I
remember being so exhausted, at this point.
715
00:45:39,653 --> 00:45:41,404
My wife was, like, 9 months pregnant,
716
00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:43,006
and we were, like,
in the middle of moving, right?
717
00:45:43,031 --> 00:45:45,031
You're, like, the first person
that ever had a kid.
718
00:45:45,056 --> 00:45:46,117
That's how you act.
719
00:45:46,201 --> 00:45:48,536
I actually remember...
720
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:52,081
I'm the first person that ever had a kid
and had to argue with you at the same time.
721
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:54,292
You have got to be shitting me.
722
00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:56,576
How the hell are we going
to get them out of this scene?
723
00:45:56,601 --> 00:45:58,212
We don't have any ideas, and I think...
724
00:45:58,297 --> 00:45:59,648
I'm pretty sure you're the one who's like,
725
00:45:59,673 --> 00:46:01,593
"Hey, why don't they
just suck on Xandir's dick,"
726
00:46:01,618 --> 00:46:03,217
"and Xandir's dick's got oxygen,"
727
00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:06,782
'cause you're always like... The first idea
is, "Hey, they can suck each other's dicks!"
728
00:46:06,807 --> 00:46:08,514
Oh, yeah. That's a good idea.
729
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:11,517
I think your idea was,
"What ifXandir poos oxygen?"
730
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:14,270
Oh, no. "What if he farts oxygen,
so they have to suck his ass?"
731
00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:15,563
So yours was that much better.
732
00:46:15,647 --> 00:46:17,367
- That's smarter.
- Oh, for the love of God.
733
00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:18,775
This is horrible!
734
00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:20,619
I don't even remember
how we got out of this.
735
00:46:20,644 --> 00:46:21,694
You know what it was?
736
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,213
This is how we come out
with a lot of these scenes.
737
00:46:23,238 --> 00:46:25,031
It's, like, who haven't we used in a while?
738
00:46:25,115 --> 00:46:28,451
Like, Ling-Ling? What if we pull his tail,
and he inflates like a raft?
739
00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:31,454
- That's fine, that's fine.
- So theyjust do that.
740
00:46:31,538 --> 00:46:33,338
At a certain point,
it's just like "whatever."
741
00:46:33,363 --> 00:46:38,002
I gots an idea, gang.
Let's use Ling-Ling as an inflatable raft.
742
00:46:38,086 --> 00:46:40,606
So, anyway, I guess if this
scene's going to be worth it at all,
743
00:46:40,690 --> 00:46:42,370
maybe we should at least see Foxxy's tits.
744
00:46:42,442 --> 00:46:43,800
- I'm in.
- But first,
745
00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:45,384
let me take off my shirt.
746
00:47:00,275 --> 00:47:03,778
We made it! Whee!
747
00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:05,321
Nice tits, Foxxy.
748
00:47:05,405 --> 00:47:09,242
Good work, gang.
Now let's go find Toot.
749
00:47:09,743 --> 00:47:11,869
Now, the only one
we needed was Toot,
750
00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:17,959
so we set off on our journey to find her,
a journey of excitement and adventure,
751
00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:21,546
mystery and mayhem, love and loss,
752
00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:25,174
a journey that carried us
to far-away lands
753
00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:31,848
and taught us so much about
what was right here inside us all along.
754
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:36,394
A journey which would
change us all forever.
755
00:47:36,478 --> 00:47:37,718
And then, we found her fat ass.
756
00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:42,358
Foxxy, what the hell are you doing here?
757
00:47:42,442 --> 00:47:45,236
We can't be seen together.
You'll get us killed.
758
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:46,863
Toot, you got to come with me.
759
00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,906
You not safe here anymore, fatty.
760
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:52,034
You don't know that.
You don't know anything.
761
00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:53,494
I know this.
762
00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:00,585
Put on your 3-D glasses now!
763
00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:01,878
3-D glasses not included.
764
00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:14,390
Yeah, girl.
That's what the Foxxy want.
765
00:48:14,474 --> 00:48:16,559
One finger?
766
00:48:16,643 --> 00:48:19,645
Girl, you got to come back when
you can at least kick in a big toe.
767
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:23,232
What are you guys doing? Making out?
768
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:26,694
Hey, lady, less talky,
more threesome action.
769
00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:42,835
Yes! God damn it, I miss Drawn Together.
770
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,420
Hold on. Oh, my God!
771
00:48:44,504 --> 00:48:46,923
Where do you want it?
Where do you want it?
772
00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:48,299
Anywhere but the face.
773
00:48:48,383 --> 00:48:52,762
I mean, that is really degrading to women.
I mean, you could really...
774
00:48:52,846 --> 00:48:56,515
- I deserved that.
- You deserve to die.
775
00:48:58,435 --> 00:48:59,727
Get out ofthere now!
776
00:49:01,021 --> 00:49:02,104
Let's go! Go! Go! Go!
777
00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:11,030
Stop! I can't fly without my feather!
778
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,793
Got it! Let's go!
779
00:49:32,844 --> 00:49:37,181
Burn in hell, you fat
fucking homewrecking bitch!
780
00:49:37,265 --> 00:49:38,808
It's a living.
781
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,814
Outrageous!
782
00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:47,817
How did you think you were
going to get away with this?
783
00:49:47,901 --> 00:49:50,778
A foul-mouthed clone of my daughter.
784
00:49:50,862 --> 00:49:54,448
What if some child actually thought
it was her using the word shitcunt?
785
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:57,827
I understand. But we are taking measures.
786
00:49:57,911 --> 00:50:00,413
We are taking measures, too.
787
00:50:00,872 --> 00:50:02,206
What the...
788
00:50:05,585 --> 00:50:07,712
Target has been eliminated.
789
00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:11,007
Just to be on the safe side,
erase the whole place.
790
00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:14,844
And get back here when you're done.
There's been a change of plans.
791
00:50:14,928 --> 00:50:18,514
But sir, this is the
happiest place on earth.
792
00:50:18,598 --> 00:50:21,475
It was the happiest place on earth.
793
00:50:23,895 --> 00:50:26,480
Erase it all.
794
00:50:27,107 --> 00:50:29,108
It's a world of laughter
795
00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:32,403
It's a world of sunshine
796
00:50:43,957 --> 00:50:46,042
After we got Toot back from Bedrock,
797
00:50:46,126 --> 00:50:48,711
we immediately brought
her to Suck My Taint Girl.
798
00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:52,631
You're all here! Hooray!
799
00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:54,800
Wait. Where's Clara?
800
00:50:56,303 --> 00:51:00,264
And we told Suck My Taint Girl
the terrible news about Clara.
801
00:51:00,348 --> 00:51:02,558
- What?
- She took it pretty hard.
802
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:07,897
But after a long talk and
a respectaful memoryial service,
803
00:51:07,981 --> 00:51:11,317
Suck My Taint Girl agreed to
take us to Make-A-Point Land,
804
00:51:11,401 --> 00:51:15,404
help us find the Make-A-Point wizard, get our
point, and get our show back on the air,
805
00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:19,825
hence redeeming myself for getting us
all into this mess in the first place.
806
00:51:21,536 --> 00:51:24,038
Why did you say all that?
807
00:51:24,122 --> 00:51:27,166
Sorry, giving confessionals
is a hard habit to break.
808
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,502
Well, it seems kind of crazy.
809
00:51:31,463 --> 00:51:34,757
You know what's crazy?
You ass-bags dragging me here.
810
00:51:34,841 --> 00:51:38,469
When my Barney comes for me,
you'll all get yours.
811
00:51:40,972 --> 00:51:43,492
This is great and all, but can we
get going to Make-A-Point Land
812
00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:44,767
before I.S.R.A.E.L. finds us?
813
00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:46,477
Tain't no time like the present.
814
00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:47,853
But remember,
815
00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:52,316
there are lots of magical and mysterious
creatures in Make-A-Point Land,
816
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,776
and they don't take too kindly
817
00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:57,530
to those who are disgusting
for the sake of being disgusting.
818
00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:04,745
What? I'm sorry. I got distracted.
What were you saying?
819
00:52:06,706 --> 00:52:10,584
I was saying it's time we go.
Let's taint the town brown!
820
00:52:21,596 --> 00:52:25,933
Question. Why is your ship
plugged into the ass of that animal?
821
00:52:27,686 --> 00:52:32,398
Mr. Ham. I'm so glad you asked,
because you're going to love this.
822
00:52:32,482 --> 00:52:37,153
This ship is powered by... Wait for it...
823
00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:38,279
Poo!
824
00:52:40,782 --> 00:52:44,535
A feces-fueled rocket ship? That's awesome!
825
00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:48,080
Yep. This ship is an ear of corn
powered by bull shit
826
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:52,585
because, don't you see,
ethanol is bullshit.
827
00:52:52,919 --> 00:52:54,879
Oh, yeah. I get it.
828
00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:58,507
I kind of liked it better when
it was just a shit-powered rocket.
829
00:52:59,801 --> 00:53:02,011
T-minus 5, 4,
830
00:53:02,095 --> 00:53:04,847
3, 2, 1.
831
00:53:04,931 --> 00:53:06,432
Liftoff.
832
00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:14,481
Well, I gotta hit the head.
833
00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,859
Don't go changing while I'm away.
834
00:53:20,488 --> 00:53:22,823
I am sick of it
just being the 2 of us.
835
00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:26,869
Playing hot potato just sucks
without my beloved Hero.
836
00:53:26,953 --> 00:53:28,829
And I love hot potato!
837
00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:32,875
Ling-Ling make sad realization
838
00:53:32,959 --> 00:53:36,962
Xandir's heart is with another
839
00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:41,884
if Ling-Ling really loves Xandir
like he says he does
840
00:53:41,968 --> 00:53:45,721
He'll help Xandir get back Hero
841
00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:52,895
What? Molly!
842
00:53:52,979 --> 00:53:55,356
You promised me we'd go to prom together!
843
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,108
I can't believe you would do this to me!
844
00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:02,238
Later
845
00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:06,742
Guys, it's over between me and Molly.
846
00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:13,540
There you go. It's OK.
Cry on my shoulder, darling.
847
00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:17,086
Look, Make-A-Point Land!
848
00:54:17,170 --> 00:54:18,420
Where? I can't see it.
849
00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:19,838
It's right over there between
850
00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,924
Why-You-So-Bitter-
About-Being-Canceled Land
851
00:54:22,008 --> 00:54:24,608
and You-Had-3-Or-4-Seasons,
You-Should-Be-Happy-With-What-You-Got,
852
00:54:24,636 --> 00:54:26,136
Most-Shows-Don't-Even-Get-That Land.
853
00:54:29,891 --> 00:54:34,395
Hold onto my taint, everyone!
It's going to be a rough landing.
854
00:54:43,571 --> 00:54:47,283
Here we are, Make-A-Point Land!
855
00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:51,412
Put on your 3-D glasses now!
856
00:54:51,496 --> 00:54:53,163
3-D glasses not included.
857
00:54:59,879 --> 00:55:04,758
3-D! The technology
of the eighties, but it's now!
858
00:55:24,487 --> 00:55:25,529
It looks fake.
859
00:55:25,613 --> 00:55:28,907
Let's move quickly, and don't
taint any attention to yourselves.
860
00:55:33,413 --> 00:55:37,082
- That's a fetus tornado.
- A fetus tornado?
861
00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:42,171
Don't you see? People just go round and
round when it comes to stem cell research.
862
00:55:42,255 --> 00:55:44,006
Well. Not as funny.
863
00:55:44,549 --> 00:55:48,010
Ray-Ray 2 through 7! Mama love you!
864
00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:54,475
Cool!
865
00:55:56,227 --> 00:55:59,021
The Pfizersaurus Rex! Don't you see?
866
00:55:59,105 --> 00:56:01,857
If we keep listening to
the pharmaceutical companies,
867
00:56:01,941 --> 00:56:04,818
one day, we, too, will be extinct.
868
00:56:04,903 --> 00:56:06,445
Not so cool anymore.
869
00:56:06,529 --> 00:56:08,197
Come on, gang. Let's keep moving
870
00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:11,033
before we get spotted by
floating Tom Brokaw made of semen.
871
00:56:11,117 --> 00:56:15,037
Floating Tom Brokaw made of semen?
What the fuck is his point?
872
00:56:15,121 --> 00:56:20,626
Maybe that the media is dumb
and superficial and delicious?
873
00:56:21,669 --> 00:56:23,921
Look! The wizard's palace!
874
00:56:29,010 --> 00:56:33,055
Oh, no! It's the Giant
Who Shits Into His Own Mouth!
875
00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:41,730
Fee, fi, fo, fums!
I smell pointless abominations!
876
00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:44,566
I must kill you!
877
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:49,405
Wait, Giant Who Shits Into His Own Mouth!
878
00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:51,573
Now, I know my Drawn Togetherfriends
879
00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:54,743
are stupid, pointless, crude creatures
of mediocre comedy.
880
00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:59,415
That's why I brought them here.
To get a point. You can't kill them!
881
00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:02,626
I can do anything I want!
882
00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:05,963
Except get the taste of
shit out of my mouth.
883
00:57:07,715 --> 00:57:10,801
Hold up, Giant Who
Shits Into His Own Mouth.
884
00:57:10,885 --> 00:57:13,595
You saying you don't like eating shit?
885
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:18,392
I eat shit all day, every day, 24/7.
Of course I don't like it.
886
00:57:18,476 --> 00:57:21,854
But it's how I was born.
887
00:57:24,315 --> 00:57:27,818
Well, what if we help you?
Then would you let us go?
888
00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:34,283
If only we had something
we could tie to the giant's head
889
00:57:34,367 --> 00:57:37,202
to interrupt the flow of poop.
890
00:57:42,959 --> 00:57:46,044
It's working! It's working!
891
00:57:51,509 --> 00:57:52,718
Amen.
892
00:57:52,802 --> 00:57:55,804
Hallelujah. Your way talking.
893
00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:59,641
I... I can't taste shit,
for the first time in my whole life!
894
00:57:59,726 --> 00:58:01,810
Thank you! Oh, thank you!
895
00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:05,397
I'm finally free! I can
eat whatever I want now!
896
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:06,565
Anything!
897
00:58:06,649 --> 00:58:09,568
That's right, Giant. Anything!
898
00:58:13,448 --> 00:58:14,740
Would you shit in my mouth?
899
00:58:16,784 --> 00:58:19,661
Well, guys, here we are.
900
00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:23,749
Impressive.
901
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:27,377
Thanks, Suck My Taint Girl.
The Make-A-Point wizard's got to help.
902
00:58:27,462 --> 00:58:28,921
He's just gotta.
903
00:58:29,005 --> 00:58:33,050
Any chance there's a
Wrap-This-Thing-Up-Already wizard in there?
904
00:58:34,052 --> 00:58:37,513
I can't believe the MakeA-Point wizard
finally gave me my point.
905
00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:40,390
Of course! I represent the
duality of goodness and martyrdom
906
00:58:40,475 --> 00:58:43,602
and the unencumbered id that is repressed
when religion meets sexuality.
907
00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:45,187
And crab.
908
00:58:46,105 --> 00:58:47,397
Come on.
909
00:58:47,482 --> 00:58:49,942
Let's get ourselves back on the air.
910
00:58:53,029 --> 00:58:57,407
Who has come forth seeking a point?
911
00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:03,956
Your Majesty, I humbly present to you
what's left of the Drawn Togethergang.
912
00:59:05,124 --> 00:59:09,920
Oh, my. You kids have
caused quite a bit of trouble.
913
00:59:10,004 --> 00:59:13,674
Honestly, I don't
even think a point can help.
914
00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:17,553
You Honor, dis is our only shot.
915
00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:22,266
If we don't get the Drawn Together
back on TV, we ain't never gonna be safe.
916
00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:25,185
Please, Mr. Wizard. Without my TV persona,
917
00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:27,688
I'm just another 33-year-old
schizophrenic drug addict
918
00:59:27,772 --> 00:59:29,731
with jaundice and several deformities.
919
00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:34,069
Fine, fine. Sheesh! I'll give you a point.
920
01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:03,348
Impressive.
921
01:00:03,725 --> 01:00:05,767
Well, this is it, y'all.
922
01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:08,604
We's about to get our point,
get back on the air,
923
01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:11,356
and things can finally
get back to the way they was.
924
01:00:15,820 --> 01:00:17,529
Don't you see?
925
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:22,451
Don't you see? Don't you see?
926
01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:25,621
Wait! Maybe we shouldn't open it.
927
01:00:25,705 --> 01:00:28,123
What the fuck are you
talking about, Spanky?
928
01:00:28,207 --> 01:00:29,583
Yeah! Just open it!
929
01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:33,003
This doesn't seem right.
I mean, maybe we don't want a point.
930
01:00:33,087 --> 01:00:36,632
Don't you see? If I can't fart or vomit
931
01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:41,053
or fill up an ice tray with the
afterbirth of Foxxy's miscarriage
932
01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:45,766
and hand them out as ice pops to terminally
ill children on my hospital tours
933
01:00:45,850 --> 01:00:51,104
without making some kind of point,
then maybe it's just not worth it.
934
01:00:58,488 --> 01:01:03,367
And I don't want to let dead chicks
fuck me in my mouth for social commentary.
935
01:01:03,451 --> 01:01:07,037
I mean, what's wrong with just
doing it 'cause it makes me feel good?
936
01:01:07,121 --> 01:01:09,623
And I sure do like
getting pregnant for no reason.
937
01:01:09,707 --> 01:01:11,875
You know what? I agree with the pig.
938
01:01:11,959 --> 01:01:13,335
Thank you.
939
01:01:13,419 --> 01:01:15,504
So, Mr. Make-A-Point wizard,
940
01:01:15,588 --> 01:01:18,298
I guess we don't want
to make-a-point after all.
941
01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:19,925
Maybe that's the point.
942
01:01:22,929 --> 01:01:24,096
Fuck you guys!
943
01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:27,474
I need Drawn Together!
Otherwise, I don't exist!
944
01:01:27,558 --> 01:01:30,686
- No, wait! It's...
- What the...
945
01:01:33,981 --> 01:01:35,023
Whee!
946
01:01:36,609 --> 01:01:38,527
- Wooldoor!
- What the fuck, wizard?
947
01:01:38,611 --> 01:01:43,865
I'm sorry. I had no choice.
They said they'd kill me.
948
01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:45,492
Who would kill you?
949
01:01:45,576 --> 01:01:48,912
Hello there, Drawn Togethergang.
950
01:01:50,289 --> 01:01:53,959
It's a pleasure to finally
meet you face to face.
951
01:01:54,043 --> 01:01:57,212
So you the dick that's
been trying to kill us.
952
01:01:57,296 --> 01:01:59,715
How the hell did you even
know we was coming here?
953
01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:02,008
I told them.
954
01:02:02,093 --> 01:02:03,468
Suck My Taint Girl?
955
01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:09,599
Roved you?
Drawn Together is the lamest show ever!
956
01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:12,394
Watching it was like watching taint dry.
957
01:02:12,478 --> 01:02:16,064
And if I let you get a point,
you might get your timeslot back.
958
01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:18,108
Why the fuck would I do that?
959
01:02:21,028 --> 01:02:22,237
Damn that girl.
960
01:02:22,321 --> 01:02:25,907
Like my lawn after a visit from that
klansman with short-term memory loss,
961
01:02:25,992 --> 01:02:27,367
we've been double crossed.
962
01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:29,578
- Nice work, honey.
- Thanks, Scott.
963
01:02:29,662 --> 01:02:31,997
That's right. Suck my taint.
964
01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:34,958
Damn you, Suck My Taint Girl.
You betrayed us.
965
01:02:35,042 --> 01:02:37,127
And then, you didn't
even give us a fair fight.
966
01:02:37,211 --> 01:02:40,672
Sometimes, I don't know if
you're an asshole or a pussy,
967
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,382
or something in between.
968
01:02:46,220 --> 01:02:48,221
Now, I.S.R.A.E.L.,
969
01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:52,517
on behalf of my dead wife and
daughter from a previous marriage,
970
01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:54,436
erase them all!
971
01:02:57,190 --> 01:02:58,273
Don't worry.
972
01:02:58,357 --> 01:03:01,860
Barney will be here any second to save us.
I just know it.
973
01:03:10,244 --> 01:03:14,748
At least we're going to die together,
Drawn Together.
974
01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:23,715
Please, I.S.R.A.E.L., I know
they're obscene, pointless rip-offs,
975
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,344
but I... I... Love them.
976
01:03:27,428 --> 01:03:28,970
- Fag.
- Jew's a homo.
977
01:03:29,055 --> 01:03:32,349
Move, Jew Producer,
or I will destroy you as well.
978
01:03:32,433 --> 01:03:34,726
You can't do this, I.S.R.A.E.L.
Don't you see?
979
01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:38,688
Even though everyone hates the Drawn
Togethergang, they have a right to exist.
980
01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:41,650
Surely you understand that,
don't you, I.S.R.A.E.L.?
981
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:52,327
I.S.R.A.E.L. doesn't want to destroy.
I.S.R.A.E.L. wants to peacefully coexist.
982
01:03:53,162 --> 01:03:56,498
That's all I.S.R.A.E.L. ever wanted.
983
01:03:58,376 --> 01:04:01,086
No wonder everyone hates you, I.S.R.A.E.L.
984
01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:04,381
You're so goddamn aggravating.
985
01:04:04,465 --> 01:04:08,677
I said destroy them, you fucking idiot!
986
01:04:08,761 --> 01:04:12,055
That's it! I.S.R.A.E.L. will not let
you bully her around anymore.
987
01:04:15,184 --> 01:04:17,978
I.S.R.A.E.L. really is our greatest ally.
988
01:04:20,731 --> 01:04:21,857
That's a bit much.
989
01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:24,693
I.S.R.A.E.L.'s going
a bit overboard again.
990
01:04:32,410 --> 01:04:35,453
Why in the hell are you laughing?
You're gonna die.
991
01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:38,039
Because of this.
992
01:04:45,423 --> 01:04:51,636
I have enough e-5 to destroy
all of MakeA-Point Land.
993
01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:56,808
Looks like I'll be enjoying
the Drawn Togethergang in hell!
994
01:05:01,522 --> 01:05:03,857
You gots a real weird sense of humor.
995
01:05:03,941 --> 01:05:06,151
Hero, do something!
996
01:05:06,235 --> 01:05:09,821
I miss Molly!
997
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:14,117
Looks like it's up to ol' fatass again.
998
01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:26,379
That is totally not what I meant to do.
999
01:05:26,464 --> 01:05:29,174
The Drawn Togethergang must die!
1000
01:05:29,258 --> 01:05:31,760
Oh, no, you don't!
1001
01:05:31,844 --> 01:05:36,473
Everyone, run, run!
Don't worry about the old...
1002
01:05:36,557 --> 01:05:40,352
They left, like, 5 minutes ago.
1003
01:05:40,686 --> 01:05:41,978
Guys!
1004
01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:44,356
I haven't been laid in 6 months!
1005
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:47,734
I have an erection right now,
and I don't know how long it will last!
1006
01:05:47,818 --> 01:05:49,569
I'm just putting that out there.
1007
01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:52,989
Tain't yours! Taint give it to me!
1008
01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:54,950
OK, but first, give it to me!
1009
01:05:55,034 --> 01:05:59,454
Don't you see? If people
all over the world would just...
1010
01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:04,668
Next year in Jerusalem!
1011
01:06:11,759 --> 01:06:13,218
Oh, Lordy!
1012
01:06:13,302 --> 01:06:16,972
Fuck yeah! I'm going to
escape the fuck out of this shit!
1013
01:06:17,348 --> 01:06:19,057
Where the hell are you...
1014
01:06:20,017 --> 01:06:21,559
Oh, Barney!
1015
01:06:24,522 --> 01:06:27,607
I knew you'd come for me!
I just knew it!
1016
01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:30,360
Yeah. Actually, I just came to tell you
1017
01:06:30,444 --> 01:06:33,321
I worked out everything with my wife.
So we have to end our affair.
1018
01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:35,073
Sorry. Here.
1019
01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:37,993
It's a living.
1020
01:06:40,871 --> 01:06:42,122
Oh, damn it.
1021
01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:48,086
Oh, Lordy! Oh, now what we gonna do?
1022
01:06:48,170 --> 01:06:51,172
Oh, my God! Get us the fuck out of here!
1023
01:06:51,257 --> 01:06:52,507
Help!
1024
01:06:54,468 --> 01:06:57,429
Hey, you guys!
1025
01:07:16,782 --> 01:07:19,242
Take offyour 3-D glasses now.
1026
01:07:19,326 --> 01:07:20,910
3-D glasses not included.
1027
01:07:29,795 --> 01:07:31,921
Yeah, but at least we're alive,
1028
01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:36,051
thanks to you, Giant Who
No Longer Shits Into His Own Mouth.
1029
01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:37,719
It's the least I could do.
1030
01:07:37,803 --> 01:07:40,889
I wish there was some way
I could help you get back on the air.
1031
01:07:40,973 --> 01:07:42,307
I think I can help.
1032
01:07:42,808 --> 01:07:46,561
Jew Son! I'm so sorry about your father.
1033
01:07:46,645 --> 01:07:49,898
It's OK. He died saving those he loved.
1034
01:07:49,982 --> 01:07:51,274
- Fag.
- Jew's a homo.
1035
01:07:51,358 --> 01:07:54,569
And now that he's gone,
I'm taking over the family business.
1036
01:07:59,492 --> 01:08:03,578
I don't think so,
but I do have a surprise for you.
1037
01:08:03,662 --> 01:08:06,956
- Papa?
- Even better!
1038
01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:09,959
I pulled some Jew strings
1039
01:08:10,044 --> 01:08:12,128
and I think I can get you
1040
01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:15,131
a Direct-to-DVD movie!
1041
01:08:15,424 --> 01:08:18,259
For real-real, not for play-play?
1042
01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:22,305
Yes, Foxxy, for real-real,
not for play-play.
1043
01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:27,769
Well, no offense to you guys,
1044
01:08:27,853 --> 01:08:32,774
but I don't want to be in a Direct-to-DVD
movie if it doesn't have a happy ending.
1045
01:08:32,858 --> 01:08:35,193
Hero, look who I found!
1046
01:08:35,277 --> 01:08:36,778
Molly!
1047
01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:40,824
I love it when she does that.
1048
01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:45,995
Hey, there, baby. How you doin'?
1049
01:08:47,706 --> 01:08:49,466
You like shitting in
people's mouths, right?
1050
01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:55,505
What, Molly? Of course, I'd love
to let you fuck me in my mouth,
1051
01:08:55,589 --> 01:09:00,510
but not tonight,
'cause tonight is guys' night.
1052
01:09:09,436 --> 01:09:10,520
Shitcunt.
1053
01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:17,235
Why don't you suck
1054
01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:24,450
- Suck my taint!
- Suck my taint!
1055
01:09:24,535 --> 01:09:27,787
- Suck my stinky little taint
- Suck my taint
1056
01:09:27,872 --> 01:09:30,582
- Suck my taint!
- Suck my taint!
1057
01:09:31,208 --> 01:09:32,333
Suck my taint
1058
01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:37,797
Come on, and suck my stinky little taint
1059
01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:51,686
Take it up the ass, metaphorically
1060
01:09:52,313 --> 01:09:56,733
Suck on a massive dong, allegorically
1061
01:09:57,234 --> 01:10:01,613
Slather spewing dung
across a sweaty symbolic ass
1062
01:10:01,989 --> 01:10:06,284
And we can make this fuckall a better world
1063
01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:11,497
When you crap yourself, it's an opportunity
1064
01:10:11,832 --> 01:10:16,461
To scoop up the excrement and eat it
1065
01:10:17,129 --> 01:10:21,466
Thereby showing how
you can jizz on a rotting cow
1066
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:26,054
And make this fuckall a better world
1067
01:10:26,138 --> 01:10:28,765
Just make a point with your vomit
1068
01:10:28,849 --> 01:10:31,184
Make a point with unbridled mayhem
1069
01:10:31,268 --> 01:10:35,605
When you make a point to
teach the boys and girls
1070
01:10:35,689 --> 01:10:38,733
That you can make a point
by eating the puke chunks
1071
01:10:38,817 --> 01:10:41,194
And make a point by cannibalizing ears
1072
01:10:41,278 --> 01:10:46,157
Make a point and make
this fuckall a better world
1073
01:10:46,825 --> 01:10:48,618
Gargle a glop of snot
1074
01:10:48,702 --> 01:10:51,704
Then swallow it, metaphorically
1075
01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:56,125
Fondle a donkey's cock
while felching it, allegorically
1076
01:10:56,210 --> 01:11:01,089
Beat off into
a Christmas stocking, mockingly
1077
01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:05,802
And make this fuckall a better world
1078
01:11:05,886 --> 01:11:11,808
Make a point and make
this fuckall a better world
84879
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