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Come ...

Come on ...

Come on ...

Come ...

Come on. - Buller, what the hell are you up to?

What's up? - Buller's up on the roof again.

Isn't it locked? - Apparently not.

We're right here. What are you doing? You know you're afraid of heights.

Buller, get in.

I sure wish I had a normal big brother!

SUPERBROTHER

Lay off, Buller.

''Thunder'' with ''bee'', ''storm'' or ''weather''. What's the answer?

Don't be mad at me. - I'm not. You need to make a word.

''Spaceship.'' Now we've got ''thunder'' and ...?

Thunderstorm. - Great, Buller.

Are you happy again? I want you to be happy again.

Oh yeah?

If you could wish for anything in the whole universe -

what would it be?

I don't know. - Inside your head?

Maybe ...

Maybe that I'd be okay.

Different, I mean.

You must be from another planet. - Pack your bags, or you'll be late.

Anton, help Buller cross the road. - Okay.

Hi, Anton. - What are you doing here?

I can't walk with you both. People will think I've got two boyfriends.

Why go this way, when you live at the school?

Because I wanna go your way.

I don't get you.

No one's ever been so fresh with me before.

Let go of my hand, Anton. I can walk by myself.

Yeah, but Mom doesn't think so. - Sure I can.

Okay, go ahead then.

I'm coming.

Buller! Relax, I'm coming.

Here I come!

Calm down. I'll look after you.

I've got big plans for us. Just wait and see.

What?

Anton, come here! - Get in here.

Stay here. This could get nasty.

Hey, douchebag!

No, don't!

Hey, where are the chocolate sandwiches?

Give me back my food, or I'm gonna get my ... big brother.

You don't have a big brother. You're just trying to scare us.

You're lying! - And it'll cost you.

I'm not lying. - What grade is your brother in?

He's in a special class at a stunt school -

where they teach you how to ride a horse -

do the high jump, throw knives and karate. Karate's their speciality.

We don't have schools like that here. - No.

It's in the States, and he's coming home on holiday any day now.

Got it? - Whatever.

So suddenly your big brother is gonna return from the States on holiday?

And he can do karate?

We can't wait.

We come back every month to get help. You're not being very creative.

There must be some new treatment or medicine available.

You've never even mentioned herbal medicine.

Anja, Buller has an autistic disorder. None of us can change that.

Don't live your life waiting for Buller to become a normal boy.

Buller has to live in a world he can control. He needs that.

So that's what he can do? Draw spaceships and space stations.

In that world Buller finds peace. We all need peace ...

I made you a drawing. - Okay.

Don't you want to see it? - It's very nice.

I'll make you another.

Hi. Are you Buller? - No, that's my brother.

He's already been in. My mom's in there now.

Okay then. Help yourself to some juice and cookies, okay?

Embarrassing! They thought I was you.

Sorry. - It's not your fault, Buller.

It's nobody's fault.

They thought I was your kid brother? - No, that I had to go see the doctor.

Sorry. - Stop that.

Just because you don't understand. - Sorry.

I don't want to talk to you.

Mom, why won't Anton talk to me? - Anton, come on.

Forget it. - Why?

Because I want you to. - Cut it out!

Mom, I don't know why ... - Stop it! Be quiet for while.

Why can't you be friends at least while we're in the car?

Thank you. I have to go to the store.

Anton, why won't you answer me? Please talk to me.

I promise never to say sorry again for as long as I live.

If you'll just please talk to me again. Please ...

Mom ... - Of course he'll talk to you again.

Are you going to talk to me again?

Sure, how could I avoid it?

Avoid it? What does that mean? - It means stop!

Sorry. - Just stop it, okay?

I've got a letter from the homeowners' association for you.

I was elected to hand it over.

Why don't you just talk to me? - It's all in there.

I hope it's not about the flagpole! - It's all in the letter.

I can't help it, if the previous owners were hippies!

I don't give a damn about that flagpole.

I don't even want one. - Everyone has to have a flagpole.

Are you the only sensible member of your family?

We just want it to be white like everybody else's.

And not ... whatever you call those colours.

Hello.

Hi. Yes, I got your photo. You look nice.

You're posing with a fish. A salmon, is it?

I'm sorry too. I don't usually stand people up.

No, I just had a hectic day ... - What's that, a flying hare shit?

They're for you. - All of them?

You're not gonna throw them away? - No, of course not.

I'm giving you the finger, goldfish. You're part of the family too.

Come ... Come on.

Yes.

Come on.

Come.

Come on.

Come.

Come ...

I wish Buller would be bitten by a spider.

Imagine if Spider-Man was your big brother.

What are you talking about? - You'd have a gum-shooting brother.

Can I see? Whoops.

I think it died. - What are you doing?

No, it's not dead.

Where are we? Are we in Baghdad?

We're in Amager.

It's landed and exploded.

Amager? Why, sure.

Okay, listen up.

Buller, put down the brush and listen to Ali.

Great work, everybody. You're fantastic.

Remember to wash hands before lunch.

Does the train stop in Emdrup? - Yes.

HEALTH STORE

How did it go with your big boy? Did the bean sprouts work?

Hard to say. I didn't really see any change in Buller.

But then it did taste strange.

Let's try something new to Europe then.

Qeng mao pai.

Tibetans regard it a miracle tea.

The monks who drank it had their senses sharpened.

They understood what the birds sang. And they could hear the sea breathe.

I'll take it. - 399 kroner.

One teaspoon per cup, and remember to drink lots of water.

What would I do without you?

Remember to finish page 20-21.

I'm gonna be blunt with you, Anton. - Blunt?

Sorry, I have to pick up my brother.

They say I've entered pre-puberty.

Know what that means?

How much do you know about what goes on inside a girl, Anton?

Don't you walk away from me! - Look out!

You are an unlucky boy. In the wrong place at the wrong time.

Hi, Ali. - Hi, Anton.

Buller's on his way. - Can we speed it up?

Don't count on it, but he's on his way.

Well? Who'd like to take on the little brat?

I'm meeting my big brother.

Does that mean that if I beat you up some more -

your big brother will come get us?

Who the hell do you think you are? You stupid jerk!

Soak him! I want him wetter than me.

What's with you? You just stand there and let your kid brother get killed!

Leave me alone!

Anton.

Wait for me, Anton.

Anton ...

Anton, sit down for a second.

I prefer to stand. I can see you want to talk about Buller.

Won't you help me with this? - It's all I do, and I've had it!

You do a great job ... - I have to help you with everything!

Eat the same healthy food as Buller. I'm sick of bean sprouts and enemas!

This is for life! Buller will be just the same, when he's 20, 30 and 40.

Does that go for me too? Man, I look forward to growing up!

I just want us to be an ordinary family.

And we sure are. One cool family!

I call upon the stars!

I ask for one single human right!

For my spacey big brother to be like every other big brother.

Over and out.

What's up?

Anything wrong?

Sweetheart, what's wrong?

I don't want to be like this anymore. I don't want to anymore.

Sweetie, just because ...

I want to make Anton happy. But I don't know how.

I don't know inside my head.

I've had enough. - What's that, a flying hare shit?

- They're for you. - All of them?

I've made you a drawing. Don't you want to see it?

Yes!

Buller.

I know you're not asleep.

Come.

Has it come? I mean ... - What is it?

A ...

A ...

What do you call them again? - Yeah, what do you call them?

And why do we have one in my room?

Will it make you happy, if I tell you it's from outer space?

From outer space? Yeah right.

Are you from outer space?

Nope. - Why don't you believe me, Anton?

There's something inside it.

Sure?

We'll use this.

What's that?

James Bond!

Shit! It fires!

Does it hurt?

I'm the toy engineer from the Kuiber Belt.

Deep inside the mist of rocks and meteorites lies my world.

In the Kuiber Belt lies the planet Kuiber.

I can see your sun through my workshop window.

I'm going into retirement after an interesting and full life.

So other children in other galaxies can benefit from my greatest inventions -

I've sent my toys off on a journey through space.

You've got imagination.

That's why this one found its way to you and your planet. Congratulations.

You are now the owner of a Super Trip Control.

An STC.

Maintenance:

Do not expose an STC to water and direct sunlight.

Spots and dirt are easily removed with a damp cloth.

Have fun with your STC, and remember:

With great power comes great responsibility.

Never forget that.

Let's take it nice and easy.

This isn'tjust any old toy. It's a totally insane toy.

Now what?

I don't know.

Do we press play or not?

What'll it be?

Like in a video game? - Like in a video game.

We'd better keep this a secret.

Are you okay?

Are you here?

He's going to help me with my homework.

Not now, I hope. - No, but ...

There's a thunderstorm on the way, so we stuck together.

Didn't you hear the weather forecast? They said to expect roaring thunder.

Okay. Maybe I'll come join you then.

You look really sweet.

Good night, boys. - Good night, Mom.

Good night.

Look at my thumb.

Yeah, great.

I'm ready, Anton. - Ready?

You are a bit spaced out, just like I've always said.

Maybe ... I am just from another planet.

Yeah ...

Good night. - Good night.

There we go. And one more.

It can't hurt, if it's as good as she says.

Abracadabra ... Here we go again.

It's good for you, Buller. A bit strong -

but I think it'll change our lives.

The Tibetan monks who drank it understood what the birds sang.

They could speak the birds' language.

They sensed things other people couldn't.

I'm just kidding, sweetie. I bet it isn't true, but it can't hurt.

Can I have something that isn't green?

Hey!

Come on, you're blocking the school entrance!

Hi, Anton. Buller.

The Kuiber Belt? - Tonight.

Yeah. Remember, it's a secret.

Have a nice day, Anton.

What belt is that? What's it for?

For swimming. - Ah, for swimming.

Hi. - So, did you meet a guy?

Yeah, well ..! A single mom of two? - You have been on a couple of dates.

How did it go with that guy ... from Hedehusene?

Steen? Well ...

I guess I screwed it up.

How about a double date? - No way.

Yes, my date's got this friend, and they both work in construction.

Not tonight. - Yes, tonight.

And please don't wear your boring little earrings.

Let's try.

I'm ready. - You're ready?

I don't even know what we're supposed to do.

You asked for it.

You're all blue!

Does it hurt?

Do you feel different?

Buller! What's wrong? Get up.

Cool it, little bro.

Nothing happened. Not much anyway.

Are you goofing around?

Yeah, goofball. - What's with you, Buller?

You've got the big brother you always wanted. Happy now?

I know you hate helping me with my homework. Right?

No one should help their big brother with his homework.

You think that all the time, right? - Yeah.

Three points.

You think it should be the other way round, right?

You haven't finished your homework, and you've got this all wrong.

What are you doing? - 26 times 18 equals 468.

Got any more homework?

One year's worth of homework. There you go.

What else do you need a big brother for?

Lots of stuff.

Check out that moron. - Hello.

No word from your mother. Tell her that flagpole is a disgrace.

It has to go! - Bye, bye.

Remember when he got Mom to cry?

Yes. - I cried too.

I bet you thought: ''Is it up to me, the youngest in the family, to save her?''

Of course it isn't.

How do you know all this? - I just know.

Because I'm the smartest.

Shit, Buller!

What are you doing?

You tore it off!

That'll teach him!

A big brother should pack a mean punch.

Yeah, but it hurt! - Sure, shithead. It's gotta be mean.

Let's get something to drink.

Hi, Agnes. - Have you given any thought to us?

What?

Didn't you used to have a flagpole? - Flagpole?

Hi, Agnes. Nice top. It suits you.

Go back in. - You look like you're 13.

You were saying? - Kiss her, Anton! You can do it.

Have you given any thought to us, you unromantic bonehead?

Buller is a stud. Both of us are studs.

What are you up to?

What's going on with him? - See you later. Bye.

You suck! - You're mad about her.

Girls like the shy type, so don't worry about it.

Buller, you can't just talk to her like that. Okay?

Why not? Do you want the old Buller back?

No, but everyone is going to see you've changed.

But you wanted me to change.

Cool it. Things are gonna work out.

I'm gonna look after you.

Ouch!

You're in a hurry. - You don't have to walk me home.

We can say good night here. - Single women must be walked home.

My two sons take good care of me. - Okay.

They're 18 and 22. - I see.

You look like you want company. - I've got plenty of company at home.

And I love them. - Okay then.

It's been fun. Bye.

Hey, you sound a bit sore now. How about a cup of coffee?

Not now. - Just a little cup.

You don't know what you're missing out on.

It's bad ... inside your head. - What?

Oh, right.

Careful, it's boiling hot.

Okay. You handled it. - Thanks, Mom. That was great.

You're funny, Buller. All of a sudden you're so ...

I think you've grown. - Thanks. I like your new hair.

Buller, here's your jacket. We have to go now.

Bye, sweetie.

Bye, toots.

You're a bit crazy today.

Too dangerous!

Don't call Mom ''toots''. Be more Bullerish.

Cool it. - No!

You have to be quiet and say stuff like: ''I don't know inside my head.''

Who put your frigging hippie pole in my driveway?

Mind your language!

I don't know ... inside my head.

Does your Mom know you smoke dope when you're alone?

Do I have to go in there? - Yes, this is a day like any other.

Remember, do everything in slowmo.

But ...

Good morning, Buller.

Good ... morning ... Ali.

Hey! Hello!

You promised to remove it today. You can't just leave it here!

I'm going to call the authorities!

Okay ...

What happened?

Well ... Coming?

Yes ... you ... bet ... Ali.

You are hereby invited to become my boyfriend.

I thought -

you hated me.

Not anymore.

Hi, Max.

I think you're lying.

What do we do to liars? - Let's fine him for being a jerk.

Fine me? - You get an allowance, don't you?

How does an installment of 500 kroner sound to you, Anton?

I say let's meet on the field after school.

Then you can meet my big brother and see I'm not lying.

Are you jerking me around?

Your brother from the States? He's suddenly back on holiday?

I can't wait, Anton. You've got yourself a deal!

Sure this is even legal? - Buller is doing much better.

Sometimes I'm afraid I'm dreaming. Know what he said this morning?

He called me ''toots''. He's never done that before.

''Have a good day, toots.''

They're gonna come. I know it.

They said they'd come after school. They ought to be here by now.

I just want you to meet them. - Some other day. I'm sick of waiting.

I promised! You're my big brother. You're supposed to look after me.

You're my kid brother. You're supposed to listen to me.

But I am. - Then listen up. See you at home.

There goes my big brother from the States.

So, talking to ourselves, are we?

We've found giant mud hole for you. Belly-deep.

Full of slimy ooze and dead insects.

Okay, where is it?

DO NOT ENTER!

What's up, shitface?

Did your friends show up? - Take a wild guess!

Nice colour. - I went into a mud hole.

All because you bailed on me. You suck!

May the force be with you, brother.

Stupid remote!

Oh no!

Please!

Please ...

Relax. I'm right here.

Relax.

I'm here with you.

Hello? Boys? Hi.

What's going on?

I don't know inside my head.

Please! Come on.

Yes!

Come on ... come on.

Ice cream cake? - Life is short.

We have to spoil ourselves. And we can't go to Paris and have ice cream.

I'm not upset.

Who could that be?

Hi, Agnes. - This is for Anton.

Anton.

Hi. - Here's your invitation.

For what? - The costume party.

Costume party? What are you talking about?

In the gym? - Dress up. No parents allowed.

There'll be contests and dancing. - No thanks, Agnes.

Forget it. - Of course they want to go.

What do you want to be? And you, Buller?

Mom! - Anton, leave it to me.

Thanks, Agnes. - Don't be late.

They won't be.

Bye.

Mom! - Come on, it'll be fun.

I wish I could go. - We've had a crappy day!

And so you need to have fun. I'll make your costumes. It'll be fun.

Fun! And I can't even dance.

Then it's the lunch break. There.

And after lunch, we're going to have English.

There.

And after English, we're going to take a short break.

Stop it! Don't!

Aren't you feeling well, sweetie?

I don't know inside my head. - I know the feeling.

You do?

Sometimes you believe in miracles.

And sometimes ... you don't.

The only thing that matters is that we've got you.

Last man there is the goalkeeper!

Please, come on.

Come on!

Work!

Yes!

Congratulations on your STC. But you exposed it to water -

so your STC is going to switch off for good in 10 -

14 ... 12 ... 36 hours. From now.

Goodbye for now.

No, wait!

Poor little fishie. Ouch! Let go!

Buller! - Get lost!

What's up, shitface? - Is everything okay?

You betcha!

Are you bored? - Maybe a little.

Move.

It's a bummer to be bored.

Buller!

He can fly!

I don't believe it! He can fly!

Buller!

What's up, little bro?

Buller!

I'm so sorry!

So long!

Cool, Buller!

You oughta try this.

He can fly! Hi, Agnes.

What are you shouting for?

Oh no!

Who turned out the light? - What are you staring at?

I can't see!

Anton, what are you staring at?

Hello.

How are you? - Anton, it's me. Relax, will you?

I just ...

Remember: Wear a cool costume, and don't be late.

Buller, you flew! Awesome!

I couldn't control myself at the end. - You have to work on your landing.

What's going on? - We've done some gardening for you.

All you need to do is plant the potatoes.

Just being neighbourly.

Thanks.

Not a word to Mom.

Boys?

Hi. - Hi, Mom.

Hungry?

Buller, did you take a bath too? - Hi, toots.

Buller?

Dirty socks go in the laundry basket, okay?

Buller, are you asleep?

Buller?

Maybe I'm just imagining it, but he is doing much better.

His attention span is ... different.

Let me get you two more.

Either I've gone crazy, or you're a real health witch.

I'm betting I'm a health witch. - Thanks.

So, Buller ...

Is that you atop the Eiffel Tower? - It's my mom.

Your mom, I see.

Is that you then? - No, that's my kid brother.

Did you want anything else?

How are you doing here at school?

Fine thanks, Ali. And you? Do you like your job?

Yes ...

I think it's just ... fine.

Hi, boys.

I've got a surprise for you.

Try them on.

Sweetie, sit down.

I'm going to tell you a secret. Promise me not to tell anyone.

You know how I've been hoping for Buller to change.

And now he really has changed.

It's all thanks to the Tibetan tea.

It works miracles. - Okay.

The other day I thought he could fly. - Fly?

Anton, do you think I've gone crazy? - Fly?

Buller? Nah.

Hi, Agnes. - Tell your boys ...

I'll be seeing them in exactly 2 hours and 23 minutes.

In 2 hours and 23 minutes. Deal.

You look great.

I put a large B there. B for Bullerman.

Who's this? - Who the hell are you?

I'm Anton's big brother from America.

Scary costume. Huh, big brother?

It's nicer than your piss-coloured shirt.

Say what? - I say we meet here at sunrise.

You've bullied my brother for the last time.

I'm scared! Okay, we'll see you at sunrise.

Hasta la vista, baby!

Hello? Where did he go?

Buller.

What's up, shitface? - There you are.

You've got a problem. - A big problem.

In 11 hours and 7 ... no, 6 minutes the remote is going to switch off.

Okay then. Yikes. - And you too.

In 11 hours and 6 minutes you're going to get back to normal.

Normal?

The Buller you used to be.

Buller, what are you doing?

Buller!

Buller! - You should try too.

Let's get going to that costume party.

I feel all stiff. - You'll get used to it.

I can fly!

You'll learn, little bro.

I have the sweetest kids in the whole world.

Have fun at the party.

How about that cup of coffee? - Say hi to Henrik, boys.

Hi. - Hi, boys.

They're going to a costume party, and I'm busy.

So that's your big, strong sons. - Yes, that's them.

Run along. I'll keep your mom company.

You don't want to be late.

Behave yourself. - I'll brush your teeth for you later.

They don't need any help with that.

Welcome. Come in.

Where are all the guests? - There aren't any. No witnesses.

Witnesses to what? - Just you and me and your brother.

We thought it was a party. - I've got chips, Cheetos and popcorn.

We're not staying long. - Sure we are. Anton's gotta learn.

First a contest, doggie. - I love contests. What's the prize?

Me. - Agnes!

I'm going to draw a name. The one I draw gets to dance with me.

Anton. - You don't say!

That's what it says.

Dance with Agnes, Anton.

Don't forget your superpowers. You know you want to.

So you wanna dance? Okay.

Buller!

Give me a kiss. Give me a frigging kiss.

Don't be like that. - Hello.

Well, well, well ...

Are you okay, Mom? - Hi, boys.

Henrik was just leaving. Bye. - Go on up.

Bye, bye, boys.

Give me that kiss. - I'll be right up.

Can't he help us brush our teeth? - What?

Leave it to me. I'm great with kids. Up you go.

Get a move on.

Who wants to go first? - You do.

Come again, champ?

Open wide.

We have plans that don't involve you, so go down and say your goodbyes.

And then get out. - Don't ever bother our mom again!

I promise!

Never say you're good with kids again.

I'm no good with kids.

Thanks for now. - Thanks?

Oh, and thanks for coffee.

Okay?

Anja, we've got a surprise for you. - You have? What?

What are we doing out here?

Wow. It's fantastic.

Hey, doggie? Hey, Bullerman?

Want to have an ice cream in Paris? Or go down and do the laundry?

I want the ice cream.

What game is this?

What's going on?

This is wild!

Paris, here we come!

My stomach is tingling.

Anton, 3 or 7 scoops? - I want 16.

Voila!

Come on, children. Move closer. Smile!

Super! My pleasure, Mademoiselle. So long.

No one's ever called me ''Mademoiselle'' before.

What time is it? - I don't know.

Toots, we have to go home. - And we're in a hurry.

Take me home then.

Thanks for the best ice cream ever. - You're welcome.

I'm going to make breakfast. - Later. We have to go.

Buller, where are we going?

In 15 minutes it's all over.

We've got one last thing on the agenda.

Am I your big brother from America? - Yeah.

Then let's go and meet Max and the rest, like you promised.

We'll never make it. - We'll just have to.

All my life I've been waiting for a chance to help my kid brother.

This is it.

Let's go.

Shit, it's noisy!

Where are you going? Buller, we'll never make it!

Sure we will.

Where are you going? Buller!

What the hell are we doing up here?

I just wanted to see it. - See what?

I just wanted to see to the ends of the world.

We don't have time for this. Max and ...

We'll make it in time. Cool it, little bro.

Shit! - What?

I don't believe it!

Mommie!

Come on!

Buller, hang on tight.

My costume ... - Don't worry about it.

It's okay, Buller. Don't worry about it.

I'm here with you. Take it easy.

We'll fix your costume.

Get behind me.

So this is your famous brother from the States?

Hello. - Buller, let me handle this.

Didn't he say his brother could do all kinds of stuff?

I can do karate. - No, Buller. Stay there.

We'll beat the crap out of you. - Don't touch my big brother.

Fight me instead. Come on then.

Okay, Anton. Your big brother's good for nothing anyway.

I really can.

What's so funny? - You are.

I am?

That'll teach them. Let's get out of here.

Hello. Aren't you coming back for more?

Lay off, Anton, or you're gonna get hurt.

You should've stayed down.

I said stay down! - Come and get it!

Come on!

Are you deaf?

Where are you going? What's the rush?

Scared of something? Wusses!

Do you know what you just did?

They were laughing at us. - Yes, and they shouldn't do that.

I love you! You defended me.

Big brother.

Ouch! - I haven't forgotten everything.

Me neither.

Good night, Anton. - Good night, Buller.

Subtitles: Helle Schou Kristiansen