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YOU BETTER GO DOWN THERE AND LET HER IN, 15 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:30,375 AND DON'T LET HER COME UP HERE UNTIL I FIX THINGS. 16 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,125 WHY DIDN'T SHE CALL? YOU KNOW, SHE ALWAYS CALLS. 17 00:01:34,208 --> 00:01:35,291 MAKE PANCAKES, GEORGE, 18 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:37,834 AND FIND OUT WHY SHE DIDN'T CALL. 19 00:01:37,917 --> 00:01:39,667 - WELL, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID THE KIDS 20 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:41,125 HAVE TO KNOW SOMETIME. 21 00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:46,250 MAGGIE, MAGGIE, THAT'S MY PRESENTATION FOR MONDAY! 22 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:50,250 - I KNOW THAT EVERYONE HAS TO FIND OUT, 23 00:01:50,375 --> 00:01:51,500 BUT I AM NOT GOING TO TELL BRIDGET 24 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:53,792 THAT WE ARE SEPARATING IN FRONT OF HER BOYFRIEND. 25 00:01:53,875 --> 00:01:55,208 SHE'D NEVER FORGIVE US. 26 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:56,375 - WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT 27 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,417 BEFORE YOU KICKED ME OUT OF THE BEDROOM. 28 00:01:58,542 --> 00:02:00,792 - I DIDN'T KICK YOU OUT. WE DECIDED. 29 00:02:00,875 --> 00:02:04,083 - NO, YOU DECIDED. I WAS THINKING. 30 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,917 - OH, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 31 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,083 - MAGGIE, MAGGIE, MAGGIE, BEFORE COFFEE. 32 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:09,625 REMEMBER DR. BEEMAN'S RULE NUMBER 5 EXPRESSLY STATES 33 00:02:09,709 --> 00:02:11,625 NO FIGHTING BEFORE COFFEE. 34 00:02:11,709 --> 00:02:14,333 - I AM NOT FIGHTING. I AM PACKING. 35 00:02:14,458 --> 00:02:19,041 - $1.50 A SHIRT, MAGGIE. ONE DOLLAR AND 50 CENTS. 36 00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:21,500 LIGHT STARCH, FRENCH CUFFS. JEEZ. 37 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:26,041 - THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I SWEAR YOU WOULD WAIT FOR CHANGE ON THE "TITANIC." 38 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:27,583 - LOOK WHAT YOU DID. 39 00:02:27,709 --> 00:02:29,542 - YOU JUST CAN'T STAND IT, CAN YOU? 40 00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:32,709 - YOU ARE RIGHT. I CAN'T STAND THROWING AWAY GOOD MONEY. 41 00:02:32,834 --> 00:02:34,250 - YOU CAN'T STAND THAT I SAID IT, 42 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:37,542 THAT I WAS THE ONE WHO FINALLY BROKE DOWN 43 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:38,542 IN DR. BEEMAN'S OFFICE LAST WEEK 44 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,959 AND SAID I WANTED A SEPARATION. 45 00:02:41,083 --> 00:02:44,166 - HAPPY 20th ANNIVERSARY! 46 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:49,583 - [SIGHS] 47 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,709 OH, MY GOD. 48 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:54,875 - IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY. 49 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,041 - OUR 20th ANNIVERSARY. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 50 00:02:58,125 --> 00:03:00,917 [DOORBELL RINGS] - UH...OK, OK. 51 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,291 BLUEBERRY OR BANANA WALNUT? 52 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:06,542 - BANANA WALNUT. THEY TAKE LONGER! 53 00:03:06,625 --> 00:03:10,333 - YEAH. COMING! COMING! HEY! 54 00:03:10,417 --> 00:03:12,000 - HI! 55 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:13,083 - WHAT A SURPRISE. 56 00:03:14,959 --> 00:03:17,500 ALL RIGHTY. GOT SOME MORE. HUH? 57 00:03:17,625 --> 00:03:20,792 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. - YOU DON'T EAT LIKE THIS AT SCHOOL, DO YOU? 58 00:03:20,917 --> 00:03:22,458 - NO. 59 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:24,041 - I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 60 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:31,291 - YOU LEFT THESE IN KEVIN'S CLOSET. 61 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:33,250 BRIDGET AND DRAKE ARE UNPACKING IN THE DEN. 62 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:35,250 THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING. I KNOW THEY ARE. 63 00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:36,625 - WE HAVE GOT TO GET RID OF ALL THESE PLANTS. 64 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,959 - WHY? - BECAUSE IT'S A DEAD GIVEAWAY. 65 00:03:39,041 --> 00:03:40,333 WHERE THERE'S PLANTS, THERE'S BUGS. 66 00:03:40,458 --> 00:03:41,625 I HATE BUGS. EVERYONE KNOWS I HATE BUGS. [DOORBELL RINGS] 67 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:43,625 - MOM, CAN YOU GET IT? 68 00:03:43,709 --> 00:03:45,208 - YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, HONEY. 69 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:47,291 WHAT YOU HATE IS MY PLANT BUSINESS. 70 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:48,917 - OH, OH, I'M SORRY. [DOORBELL RINGS] 71 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,208 GEE, I THOUGHT I PAID FOR THE LEASE. 72 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:52,834 - WITH OUR MONEY AFTER I GUILTED YOU INTO IT. 73 00:03:52,959 --> 00:03:55,750 DON'T FORGET DR. BEEMAN'S RULE NUMBER 3, GEORGE-- 74 00:03:55,834 --> 00:03:57,000 ACKNOWLEDGE HONEST EFFORT. 75 00:03:57,125 --> 00:03:58,709 - YEAH, WHAT ABOUT RULE NUMBER 4? [DOORBELL RINGS] 76 00:03:58,792 --> 00:04:00,959 - DON'T KEEP SCORE. - I'M NOT KEEPING SCORE. 77 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,834 I'M MAKING A POINT. 78 00:04:02,959 --> 00:04:05,959 - MOTHER. - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! 79 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,959 - OH, DARLING, ARE YOU SURPRISED? TELL ME YOU'RE SURPRISED. 80 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:09,959 - HEY, SEAN. GREAT TO SEE YOU. 81 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:13,125 - SEAN. - GOOD TO SEE YOU, BABY. 82 00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:14,959 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 83 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:22,041 - I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE MY SISTER MARRIED 20 YEARS! 84 00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:23,542 - THE NEW HOUSE LOOKS WONDERFUL, MAGGIE. 85 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:25,542 GEORGE MUST BE DOING WELL. 86 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:29,375 - OH, DID I NOT TELL YOU HE'S VICE PRESIDENT AT THE BANK NOW? 87 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:31,834 - MINOR DETAIL. 88 00:04:31,917 --> 00:04:33,875 - WELL DONE, GEORGE. 89 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,125 - UH, PATRICIA, HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA BE STATESIDE? 90 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:39,500 - TWO WEEKS HERE, THEN IT'S BACK TO KILKENNY. 91 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:40,875 - AH. WONDERFUL. 92 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,792 - TWO WEEKS. UM... 93 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:44,500 WELL, YOU CAN STAY IN BRIDGET'S ROOM. 94 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:47,625 I MEAN, SHE CAN STAY IN BRIDGET'S ROOM, CAN'T SHE, MAGGIE? 95 00:04:47,709 --> 00:04:48,917 - YEAH, I THINK IT LOOKS THE SAME. 96 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:51,000 ABSOLUTELY. IT'S CLEAN. 97 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:54,125 - ARE YOU OK, MOM? YOU LOOK A LITTLE PALE. 98 00:04:54,709 --> 00:04:56,291 - HEY! PARTY! 99 00:04:56,375 --> 00:04:58,834 - KEVIN. - HEY, DAD. HOW YOU DOING? 100 00:04:58,917 --> 00:05:02,875 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. DO YOU HAVE 20 BUCKS FOR THE CAB? 101 00:05:02,959 --> 00:05:05,291 - [GIGGLING] 102 00:05:06,792 --> 00:05:08,083 - 20 TURTLE DOVES, GEORGE. 103 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:10,000 ONE FOR EVERY YEAR OF WEDDED BLISS. 104 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:13,458 - THANK YOU, WILSON. SO NICE OF YOU TO COME. 105 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:16,000 [DOORBELL RINGS] - HEY. 106 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:16,875 - HEY, DAD. 107 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,917 - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, MY SON. 108 00:05:20,041 --> 00:05:21,250 - WELL, WHEN DID YOU GET HERE? 109 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:24,208 - YOUR MOM'S IN THE LADIES ROOM. BUMPY FLIGHT OUT OF DALLAS. 110 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:26,875 - WILSON BETTINCOURT. PRESIDENT, NEIGHBORHOOD SAVINGS. 111 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,667 - OOH-HOO. THE BOSS. YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 112 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:31,750 I ALWAYS KNEW THAT GEORGE WAS DESTINED 113 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:32,875 FOR A CAREER IN BANKING. 114 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,041 - NOW, DAD. - NEVER SPENT HIS ALLOWANCE. 115 00:05:35,125 --> 00:05:37,542 ALWAYS KEPT HIS PENNIES IN A CAN UNDER THE BED. 116 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:39,750 - THAT'S ENOUGH, DAD. - NO, NO, NO, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 117 00:05:39,875 --> 00:05:41,750 AND HE HAD ME TAKE THEM TO THE BANK WHEN HE WAS 8 118 00:05:41,834 --> 00:05:44,750 SO THAT HE COULD SEE IF THE GUARDS HAD REAL BULLETS IN THEIR GUNS. 119 00:05:44,834 --> 00:05:46,000 - THANK YOU. THAT'S ENOUGH. 120 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:49,792 - AND TO MEET UNCLE SAM. [LAUGHTER] 121 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:50,917 - MOM. 122 00:05:51,041 --> 00:05:54,083 [DOORBELL RINGS] 123 00:05:54,166 --> 00:05:54,917 - MARJORIE--MY WIFE. 124 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,333 - VERY GLAD TO KNOW YOU. 125 00:05:56,458 --> 00:05:58,166 - YOU GOTTA EAT THAT MACARONI SALAD. 126 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:00,917 SHE CARRIED IT ON HER LAP ALL THE WAY UP HERE. 127 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:01,917 - MR. BETTINCOURT FROM THE BANK IS HERE. 128 00:06:02,041 --> 00:06:03,750 HE BROUGHT A CAKE-- DOUBLE CHOCOLATE. 129 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:05,792 - WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE? - THAT IS FINE. 130 00:06:05,917 --> 00:06:07,000 - DO YOU NEED SOME HELP? - PLEASE. 131 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:08,500 - OH. DIDN'T YOU WEAR THIS TO MY GRADUATION? 132 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:10,250 - MM-HMM. AND IT STILL FITS. 133 00:06:10,333 --> 00:06:13,083 - THAT'S NOT THE POINT, MOM. BUY SOMETHING BESIDES A PLANT. 134 00:06:13,208 --> 00:06:15,250 - YOU CAN AFFORD IT. - TELL YOUR FATHER. 135 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,000 - YOU AND DAD AREN'T MAD AT ME AND KEVIN 136 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:18,125 FOR HAVING A PARTY, ARE YOU? 137 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:20,083 - WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 138 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:23,208 - KEVIN THINKS YOU GUYS ARE ACTING KINDA WEIRD. 139 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:24,417 - WE'RE JUST TIRED, LOVE, YOU KNOW? 140 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:27,709 YOUR FATHER HAD TWO BUSINESS TRIPS THIS MONTH 141 00:06:27,834 --> 00:06:29,333 AND THE NURSERY'S RUNNING ME RAGGED. 142 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:32,625 - I DON'T BELIEVE DAD SLEEPS IN HERE. 143 00:06:32,709 --> 00:06:36,208 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? OF COURSE HE DOES. 144 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:37,375 WE BOTH DO. ALL THE TIME. 145 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,625 - HE WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME HAVE A CACTUS INDOORS. 146 00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:41,959 WHERE'S THE PHOTO ALBUM? 147 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:43,041 - BEDSIDE TABLE. 148 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:49,625 - UH, MOM? DAD'S SOCKS ARE IN HERE. 149 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:52,125 - HA! - [GIGGLES] 150 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:53,667 - WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? I THINK YOU FATHER'S 151 00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:56,500 GETTING A WEE BIT DOTTY. 152 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,125 - OHH. - HEY, MAGGIE. 153 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:03,333 - HOW ABOUT A DRINK? - OH, YES. PUNCH. 154 00:07:03,417 --> 00:07:04,375 - HARD OR SOFT? 155 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,500 - MAGGIE. YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW NEEDS A SPONGE MOP. 156 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:10,333 SHE THINKS IT'S STICKY OUT THERE. 157 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:15,083 YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS. 158 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:16,667 - HARD. 159 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,542 - YOU DID A GREAT JOB. 160 00:07:18,667 --> 00:07:20,333 - THANK YOU. [KISS] 161 00:07:20,458 --> 00:07:22,917 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, GEORGE. I LOVE YOUR HOUSE. 162 00:07:23,041 --> 00:07:24,500 YOU CAN FEEL ALL THE HAPPY MEMORIES HERE. 163 00:07:24,542 --> 00:07:26,959 - OH, YES, YOU CAN, CAN'T YOU? 164 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:29,667 - OH, UH, MAGGIE. KIDS. THIS IS LOIS EVERLY. 165 00:07:29,709 --> 00:07:31,166 SHE'S--SHE'S NEW AT THE BANK. 166 00:07:31,291 --> 00:07:33,500 - LOIS. IS THAT THE LOIS FROM ESCROW? 167 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:35,250 - MAGGIE, CAN I JUST HAVE A WORD WITH YOU? EXCUSE US. 168 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:39,291 UM, LOOK. LET ME JUST MAKE ONE THING PERFECTLY CLEAR. 169 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:41,667 I DON'T LIKE THIS ANY MORE THAN YOU DO, BUT-- 170 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:43,750 [LAUGHTER] 171 00:07:43,834 --> 00:07:46,208 WE'RE BOTH IN THIS TOGETHER, SO YOU BEHAVE. 172 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:49,875 - YOU SEEM HAPPY ENOUGH, GEORGE, HUH? 173 00:07:49,959 --> 00:07:53,208 CORAL IS NOT YOUR COLOR. 174 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:54,583 - MAGGIE. 175 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,208 - WH-- - THINK, MAGGIE, THINK. 176 00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:59,291 YOUR MOTHER IS HERE FOR TWO WEEKS WITH YOUR BROTHER 177 00:07:59,417 --> 00:08:01,834 AND MY MOTHER IS IN HERE CLEANING. 178 00:08:01,917 --> 00:08:02,875 HOW HAPPY CAN I BE? 179 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:04,083 - IS THAT LOIS THE SAME LOIS 180 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:06,166 THAT YOU TOOK TO CHICAGO FOR THAT LOAN CONFERENCE? 181 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:07,917 - I DIDN'T TAKE HER. THE BANK SENT HER. 182 00:08:08,041 --> 00:08:09,750 SHE'S GOT AN MBA, OK? 183 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:11,875 - YOU PUT YOUR SOCKS IN THE BEDSIDE DRAWER 184 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,083 AND BRIDGET FOUND THEM. 185 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:14,208 - WHAT'D YOU TELL HER? 186 00:08:14,291 --> 00:08:15,750 - I TOLD HER YOU WERE GETTING SENILE, 187 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:17,041 AND KEVIN THINKS WE'RE ACTING WEIRD. 188 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:18,417 - WE ARE ACTING WEIRD. WE'RE DRINKING IN A LAUNDRY ROOM. 189 00:08:18,542 --> 00:08:21,625 - I CAN'T STAND IT, GEORGE. I WANT TO TELL EVERYBODY 190 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:22,667 RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. 191 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:23,667 - WHAT? - THE FAMILY'S ALL HERE. 192 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:26,917 - SO IS MY BOSS. [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 193 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:29,750 - AHEM. HI. MOM AND DAD, JUST THOUGHT YOU'D KNOW THAT 194 00:08:29,875 --> 00:08:31,959 THERE'S A CAKE ON THE PORCH WHEN YOU GUYS ARE DONE. 195 00:08:32,041 --> 00:08:34,667 - GOT IT. OK. 196 00:08:34,792 --> 00:08:36,125 NOBODY IS TELLING ANYONE ANYTHING. 197 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:37,542 NOW, YOU WANTED TO WAIT FOR THE RIGHT TIME. 198 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:40,417 TRUST ME, THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT TIME. 199 00:08:41,709 --> 00:08:43,291 [DOOR CLOSES] 200 00:08:43,417 --> 00:08:46,083 - SUNSHINE ON A STEM FOR OUR FAVORITE NEW CLIENT 201 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:47,291 FROM BAKER SEED COMPANY. 202 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:52,041 - THAT'S LOVELY. GEORGE BROUGHT ME ROSES ONCE. 203 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:53,750 THERE WAS A GIVEAWAY AT THE CAR WASH 204 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:54,917 AND IT CAME WITH A FREE CAN OF WAX. 205 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,250 - NOW, NOW, HE MAY PINCH A PENNY OR TWO, 206 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:59,542 BUT YOU TWO HAVE A LOT TO SHOW FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS. 207 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,792 - WHAT ABOUT THE NEXT 20 YEARS? 208 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,625 MOMMY, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TALK TO YOU-- 209 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:05,125 - BUT THEY COULD BE THE BEST YEARS OF ALL. 210 00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:07,834 AFTER YOU GOT MARRIED AND SEAN SETTLED IN BOSTON, 211 00:09:07,917 --> 00:09:09,875 THAT'S WHEN YOUR FATHER AND I TOOK UP THE TANGO. 212 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,709 [CLICKS TONGUE] OH! 213 00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:13,166 - GEORGE WON'T EVEN BRING ME A ROSE. 214 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:16,417 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'LL WEAR ONE BETWEEN HIS TEETH? 215 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,083 - SHOWTIME. 216 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:20,750 SHE WAS JUST 18, A YOUNG IRISH LASS 217 00:09:20,834 --> 00:09:25,125 ALL ALONE IN AMERICA. [LAUGHTER] 218 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:28,500 THE BEST AU PAIR THE THOMPSONS EVER HAD. 219 00:09:29,834 --> 00:09:34,041 THEY NEVER FORGAVE GEORGE WESTON FOR TAKING HER AWAY. [CHURCH BELLS CHIMING] 220 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:36,333 - KEVIN, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS. 221 00:09:36,417 --> 00:09:40,333 - THE YOUNG COUPLE HONEYMOONED ON THE ROAD... 222 00:09:40,417 --> 00:09:42,083 - HA HA HA! 223 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:46,166 - AND THEN SETTLED IN MARRIED STUDENT HOUSING IN SEATTLE. 224 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:47,291 - YOU SEE GEORGE SPARED NO EXPENSE. 225 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:50,166 [LAUGHTER] - THEY HAD A BALCONY. 226 00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:51,583 - THAT WAS A FIRE ESCAPE. 227 00:09:51,709 --> 00:09:53,333 - WELL, THEY COULD BARBECUE. 228 00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:54,333 [LAUGHTER] 229 00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:55,750 - IT RAINED THE FIRST FEW MONTHS WE WERE THERE. 230 00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:58,083 - [LAUGHS] 231 00:09:58,166 --> 00:09:59,291 - IT WAS LIKE AN OLD FRIEND COME TO VISIT. 232 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:01,333 FELT LIKE I WAS BACK IN IRELAND. 233 00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:04,792 - OH, DARLING. - A YEAR LATER, BRIDGET WESTON WAS BORN. 234 00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:08,500 [THUNDER] [BABY CRYING] 235 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:12,000 - NOT WASTING ANY TIME, KEVIN WESTON, HEIR TO THE THRONE, 236 00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:14,208 ARRIVED 10 MONTHS LATER. 237 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:17,208 - WHY AM I THE ALIEN AND YOU GET FIREWORKS, KEVIN? 238 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:18,625 - IT'S HIS MOVIE. - HA HA! 239 00:10:18,709 --> 00:10:22,166 - LIKE COLUMBIA RIVER SALMON, THE WESTONS' LIFE WAS UPSTREAM, 240 00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:23,834 BUT THEY NEVER LET IT GET THEM DOWN. 241 00:10:23,959 --> 00:10:26,375 GEORGE GOT A JOB AT THE BANK... [BELLS RINGING] [CASH REGISTER BELL RINGS] 242 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,542 AND SOON THEY COULD AFFORD MORE THAN A LUMP OF COAL 243 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:30,917 IN THEIR STOCKINGS AT CHRISTMAS. 244 00:10:31,041 --> 00:10:32,792 - YAY! - LOOK AT THAT. 245 00:10:32,917 --> 00:10:35,000 - GEORGE HAD A PAPER ROUTE BY THE TIME HE WAS 9. 246 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:35,709 A MORNING AND EVENING ROUTE. 247 00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:36,792 - PLEASE. - YES. 248 00:10:36,917 --> 00:10:39,875 - THE YEARS WENT BY. MAGGIE'S GARDEN GREW 249 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,667 AND SO DID GEORGE'S JOB AT THE BANK. 250 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:45,041 HE BECAME A LOAN OFFICER. 251 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:48,333 MAGGIE SAW BRIDGET OFF TO HER PROM. 252 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:49,709 AFTER THE KIDS GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL 253 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:52,000 AND WENT OFF TO COLLEGE, 254 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,750 MAGGIE OPENED A NURSERY 255 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:56,333 AND DAD BECAME A VICE PRESIDENT. 256 00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:02,834 WHEN THE KIDS ARE AWAY, THE PARENTS CAN PLAY. 257 00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:04,250 THERE'S NO STOPPING GEORGE AND MAGGIE WESTON, 258 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:09,917 TOGETHER FOR 20 YEARS, LOOKING FORWARD TO 20 MORE. 259 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:11,625 MOM AND DAD, LONG MAY YOU WAVE. 260 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,917 - HA HA HA! [APPLAUSE] 261 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,750 - LIGHTS! - WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO! 262 00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:20,583 - MOM AND DAD, YOU'RE THE BEST. 263 00:11:20,709 --> 00:11:23,458 YOU BOTH SACRIFICE A LOT OVER THE YEARS 264 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:24,583 TO RAISE KEVIN AND ME, 265 00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:26,917 AND WE WANT TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING. 266 00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:29,625 SO GRANDMA AND GRANDPA, GRANNY AND SEAN, 267 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:32,625 WE ALL PITCHED IN TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING 268 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:35,417 THAT IS LONG OVERDUE. 269 00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:37,625 - A SECOND HONEYMOON! 270 00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:40,208 [ALL CHEERING] 271 00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:43,166 - 5 DAYS ON THE SUNNY ISLAND OF MANZANILLA, 272 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,667 ALL EXPENSES PAID AND NON-REFUNDABLE, DAD. 273 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,333 - MARGARITA NIGHTS AND COCONUT DREAMS 274 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,750 ON DORADO BEACH. 275 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,208 - BETTER START PACKING. YOU LEAVE TOMORROW NIGHT ON THE RED-EYE. 276 00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:54,333 - OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T GO TOMORROW 277 00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:55,667 BECAUSE I HAVE A BOARD MEETING ON WEDNESDAY. 278 00:11:55,792 --> 00:11:57,959 - IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF, GEORGE. 279 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,500 LOIS IS GONNA STAND IN FOR YOU. 280 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:02,333 - UH, YEAH, BUT I HAVE NO ONE TO COVER FOR ME AT THE NURSERY. 281 00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:03,709 - WHAT DO YOU THINK MOTHERS ARE FOR? 282 00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:05,792 - OH, MOM. - ISN'T IT ROMANTIC? 283 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:09,458 - YEAH. - [LAUGHS] 284 00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:12,166 - WHOO-HOO! 285 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,250 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE CAN'T JUST TELL EVERYBODY 286 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,375 THAT WE'RE SEPARATING AND GET A REFUND. 287 00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:18,875 - BECAUSE IT'S NON-REFUNDABLE. REMEMBER? 288 00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:21,166 - YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW, WE COULD AFFORD 289 00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:23,792 TO GO ANYWHERE WE WANT TO, ANYTIME WE WANT TO, 290 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,041 BUT ALL YOU EVER DO IS WORK. 291 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:27,792 - YEAH, WELL... 292 00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:29,959 I'M NOT GONNA BE WORKING THE NEXT 5 DAYS. 293 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,125 I'M GONNA BE WINDSURFING. 294 00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:34,625 THESE KIDS THINK OF EVERYTHING. 295 00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:38,834 THEY GOT ME WINDSURFING LESSONS AND YOU SCUBA LESSONS. 296 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:45,625 - IT'S JUST THAT A HONEYMOON IS MEANT TO BE ROMANTIC. 297 00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,333 - DON'T START ON OUR SEX LIFE, MAGGIE. 298 00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:49,834 - WHAT SEX LIFE, GEORGE? WE DON'T HAVE A SEX LIFE. 299 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:51,500 - THERE YOU GO. 300 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,333 LOOK, WAIT A MINUTE. IF WE GO TO MANZANILLA, 301 00:12:56,417 --> 00:13:00,333 NOBODY HAS TO KNOW WHAT WE DO ONCE WE GET THERE, RIGHT? 302 00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:01,875 WHY DON'T WE TAKE SEPARATE VACATIONS? 303 00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:03,166 I MEAN, YOU GO YOUR WAY AND I'LL GO MY WAY. 304 00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:06,625 ALL WE HAVE TO DO TOGETHER IS GET ON THAT PLANE. 305 00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:10,500 - SEPARATE VACATIONS? - YEAH. 306 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,375 - MIGHT WORK. 307 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,875 [CAR HORN HONKS] - ALL RIGHT. I GOT IT. 308 00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:18,709 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 309 00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:23,041 OK. UHH. OHH. MAGGIE. 310 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,041 WHAT IS IN HERE? UHH. 311 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:32,125 [GRUNTING] 312 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,041 - SEAN AND I ARE WAITING IN THE CAR. 313 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:35,625 - WE'LL BE RIGHT OUT, MOM. 314 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:36,709 - WHAT IS IT? 315 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:38,792 - IT'S INCENSE. BRIDGET GAVE IT TO ME. 316 00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:40,166 - NO, MAGGIE. DON'T BRING THAT. 317 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,291 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA USE IT. 318 00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:46,041 - SEPARATE VACATIONS, GEORGE. COMPRENDE? 319 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,417 - COMPRENDE. 320 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:24,333 - "SENOR NO ES MI ESPOSO. HE IS NOT MY HUSBAND." 321 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:34,375 "LA CARNE ESTA DEMESAIDA ECHA. THE MEAT IS OVERDONE." 322 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,959 - THEY HAVEN'T COME UP FOR AIR ONCE. 323 00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:42,792 - THEY DON'T NEED AIR, GEORGE. THEY'RE YOUNG AND IN LOVE. 324 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,458 - NEXT. 325 00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:52,792 LET'S SEE. WESTON. 326 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,250 THE HONEYMOON PACKAGE. 327 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:57,000 - ARE YOU GUYS NEWLYWEDS, TOO? 328 00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,667 - NO, NOT REALLY. - OH, OUR KIDS GAVE US A VACATION. 329 00:14:59,792 --> 00:15:02,917 - A SECOND HONEYMOON? - AWW. 330 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,667 - THAT IS SO COOL. BRAD LUCKINBILL. 331 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:09,375 THIS IS MY WIFE JENNIFER. 332 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,041 - JENNIFER LUCKINBILL. 333 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:13,625 - MAGGIE WESTON. - GEORGE. GLAD TO MEET YOU. 334 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,750 - ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO MANZANILLA? 335 00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:17,083 - DORADO BEACH. - OH, WE ARE, TOO! 336 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:21,208 - CAN'T WAIT. - EXCUSE ME, MR. AND MRS. WESTON, I'M SORRY, 337 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,333 BUT THE FLIGHT FROM SEATTLE TO SAN JUAN IS COMPLETELY BOOKED. 338 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:25,291 I'M AFRAID I CAN'T SEAT THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER. 339 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,291 BUT I'M SURE THAT ONCE YOU GET ON BOARD, YOU CAN SWITCH SEATS. 340 00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,583 - DON'T WORRY. IT'S FINE, REALLY. - NO PROBLEM. 341 00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:33,083 - THAT'S OK? YOU'RE SO NICE. 342 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,333 OK, AND I'M SURE THE AIRLINE CHARTER 343 00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,000 SERVICING YOUR CONNECTION TO MANZANILLA 344 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,166 WILL BE ABLE TO SEAT YOU TOGETHER. 345 00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:41,709 - WE'LL KEEP OUR FINGERS CROSSED. THANK YOU. 346 00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,917 - MM. - MRS. WESTON, IS THERE 347 00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:49,083 ANYTHING ELSE THAT YOU NEED? 348 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:53,208 - UH, YES, BUT I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T HELP ME. 349 00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,875 - NEXT. 350 00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:59,041 - HI. WE'RE GOING TO MANZANILLA. 351 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,000 - HELLO, SENOR. 352 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,500 - WELCOME TO MANZANILLA. 353 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,792 WELCOME TO MANZANILLA. 354 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:45,750 WELCOME TO MANZANILLA. 355 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,750 - MR. AND MRS. WESTON. 356 00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:07,000 - YES. - THIS WAY, PLEASE. 357 00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:12,500 THIS WAY, PLEASE. 358 00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,625 - MAYBE THE KIDS GOT US A LIMO. 359 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,959 HA HA! 360 00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:18,792 SENOR RIVERA, THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE. 361 00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:20,166 WE ARE NOT DRUG DEALERS. 362 00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:23,083 - WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 20 YEARS. WE'RE ON OUR SECOND HONEYMOON. 363 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:27,125 - MM. JASMINE. HA HA HA. SOOTHING FOR THE NERVES, HUH? 364 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:30,667 EXCELLENT AFTER A STRESSFUL DAY. INCENSE. 365 00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:31,834 - MY DAUGHTER GAVE IT TO ME FOR THE TRIP. 366 00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:34,709 - BUT WE HAVE NO VIDA LOCA IN MANZANILLA. 367 00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:39,000 HERE EVERYONE IS, LIKE YOU SAY IN YOUR COUNTRY, KEEPING IT REAL. 368 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:39,750 GET THE LUGGAGE. 369 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:44,041 MY APOLOGIES, MRS. WESTON, HUH? 370 00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:47,542 PLEASE EXCUSE THE ZEAL OF MY OFFICERS 371 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,166 AND THE NOSES OF MY DOGS. 372 00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:51,625 - NOW WE HAVE OUR FIRST STORY TO TELL THE KIDS. 373 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,667 - A GOOD OUTLOOK FOR A WISE MAN. 374 00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:54,667 - THANK YOU, GENERAL. - NO, PLEASE. 375 00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:58,500 I'M BUT A LOWLY CIVIL SERVANT. 376 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,291 AND MRS. WESTON, MAY I SAY 377 00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:02,458 OUR HUMBLE ISLAND IS FORTUNATE TO HAVE 378 00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:06,834 SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER ADDED TO ITS GARDEN. 379 00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:10,959 - OH. YOU CERTAINLY MAY. 380 00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:12,583 - YEAH. 381 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:21,166 - GEORGE! OH! OH, LOOK AT MY NEW SLIP. 382 00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:27,000 - SOMEDAY THEY WILL TEACH A DOG HOW TO INSPECT A LADY'S BAGS. 383 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:28,250 UNTIL THEN, ALLOW ME. 384 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:32,417 MY SISTERS WILL TAKE [INDISTINCT] 385 00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,500 CARTE BLANCHE, TO A POINT. 386 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:37,500 IT'S THE LEAST WE CAN DO. 387 00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:38,166 - THANK YOU. 388 00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:39,542 - OK, CAN WE LEAVE NOW? 389 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:43,333 - OF COURSE. MY MAN WILL TAKE YOU TO YOUR HOTEL. 390 00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:45,792 SHOULD YOU NEED ANY FURTHER ASSISTANCE, 391 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:49,709 AN HELICOPTER RIDE, PERHAPS, HERE, HERE. 392 00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:52,542 DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL, HUH? 393 00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:55,125 - THANK YOU. 394 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:04,917 - CANNOT BELIEVE YOU LET THAT GUY KISS YOUR HAND. 395 00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:07,291 - IT'S THE CUSTOM. IT WAS VERY SWEET. 396 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:10,250 AND FRANKLY, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 397 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,667 - OH, OH, AND I SUPPOSE GETTING BUSTED FOR DRUGS, 398 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:13,709 THAT WAS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, TOO. 399 00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:16,125 YOU KNOW, I DO THINK THAT I TOLD YOU 400 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,709 NOT TO BRING THAT INCENSE. 401 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:21,208 - OH, IT'S A CHARMING TOWN. 402 00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,792 - OH, YES, LOOK-- WEDDINGS AND DIVORCES. 403 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,041 FULL SERVICE DOWN HERE. 404 00:19:56,709 --> 00:19:59,291 GRACIAS. SHOCK ABSORBERS WOULD BE NICE. 405 00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:04,625 - OOH, THANK YOU. OH, LOOK AT THIS LOVELY RESORT, GEORGE. 406 00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,166 THANK YOU. YOU KNOW, 407 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,667 AS SOON AS WE GET THE ROOMS SQUARED AWAY, 408 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,125 I'M GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO THE BEACH. 409 00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,125 - YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TELL ME WHERE WE'RE GOING, MAGGIE, 410 00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:14,834 BECAUSE WE'RE ON OUR OWN NOW, REMEMBER? 411 00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:15,792 - I WAS JUST TRYING TO-- 412 00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:20,291 BE NICE. 413 00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:26,458 [SQUAWK] 414 00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:39,333 - MM. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 415 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,291 - BUT SENOR WESTON, YOU HAVE OUR 416 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,333 MOST LUXURIOUSLY APPOINTED HONEYMOON SUITE. 417 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,959 IT OVERLOOKS CORAZON ISLAND. IT HAS ITS OWN JACUZZI. 418 00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:49,083 - YEAH, WELL, I DON'T NEED A JACUZZI. 419 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,208 I NEED MY OWN ROOM. 420 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,333 - I'M AFRAID WE'RE BOOKED SOLID FOR THE NIGHT. 421 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,667 I CAN TRY TO MOVE YOU IN THE MORNING, 422 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,000 IF I GET A CANCELLATION. 423 00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:57,667 - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. WE NEED TO HAVE SEPARATE ROOMS. 424 00:20:57,792 --> 00:20:59,000 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A SUITE. 425 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,834 IT COULD BE A SINGLE OVERLOOKING THE CAR PARK. WE DON'T CARE. 426 00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:04,458 - BUT WE HAVE NOTHING, SENORA. 427 00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:08,917 IF I MAY SUGGEST, I COULD HAVE A ROLLAWAY BED SENT TO YOUR ROOM. 428 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,709 I'M SORRY. THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO RIGHT NOW. 429 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,333 - FINE. 430 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,667 - YOU GOT ANY CALYPSO DANCES OR LIMBO CONTESTS 431 00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:18,875 HERE AT THE HOTEL TONIGHT? 432 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,625 - WELL, LET'S SEE. RICKY MARTIN JUST CHECKED OUT, 433 00:21:21,709 --> 00:21:23,333 JENNIFER LOPEZ IS ON VACATION, 434 00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:26,417 AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA WON'T BE HERE UNTIL NEXT WEEK. 435 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:29,875 BUT FOR YOU, WE DO HAVE KARAOKE AT THE GARDENIA. 436 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,542 - THANK YOU. 437 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:34,750 - THANK YOU. 438 00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,375 - GRACIAS, SENOR. 439 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,667 - TWO DOLLARS. 440 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:40,709 - HMM. SO? 441 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:43,250 - WELL, I FIGURE SINCE WE'RE TAKING SEPARATE VACATIONS, 442 00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:45,750 WE SHOULD SPLIT EVERYTHING 50/50. 443 00:21:45,834 --> 00:21:46,875 - FINE. 444 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,125 - "FOR THE HONEYMOONERS WITH OUR COMPLIMENTS." 445 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,417 LOOK, THEY GAVE US A LOT OF FREE GOODIES. 446 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:55,208 - OH. I'LL TAKE THE CAVIAR. PERFUME. OOH, CHAMPAGNE. 447 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:59,417 YOU CAN HAVE THE TOWEL, THE SUNSCREEN, AND THE CHOCOLATES. 448 00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:06,917 HOW SINFUL IS THE GUAVA GATEAU? 449 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,250 - VERY. - WELL, I'LL HAVE ONE OF THOSE, THEN, PLEASE. 450 00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:13,709 - MS. WESTON, I'M TONY. YOUR SCUBA INSTRUCTOR. 451 00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,917 - HOLA, TONY. PLEASE CALL ME MAGGIE. 452 00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:18,250 - OK, MAGGIE. WHEN YOU'RE READY, 453 00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:20,583 I THOUGHT WE MIGHT START WITH A LITTLE SNORKELING 454 00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:21,458 TO GET YOU WARMED UP. 455 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:24,542 YOU CAN SCHEDULE AT THE SPORTS DESK ANYTIME. 456 00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:26,250 - HOW ABOUT RIGHT NOW? - SURE. 457 00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:28,875 - SHALL I HAVE YOUR MEAL WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK? 458 00:22:28,959 --> 00:22:31,333 - YES. WHY DON'T YOU CHARGE IT TO THE ROOM 459 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:33,667 AND TAKE A NICE, BIG TIP FOR YOURSELF? 460 00:22:33,792 --> 00:22:36,083 - THANK YOU. 461 00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:39,083 - LET'S GO. YOUR FIRST LESSON. 462 00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:46,834 - EXCUSE ME. COULD I GET A BEACH TOWEL HERE? 463 00:22:46,959 --> 00:22:49,667 - SURE. HOW ABOUT A DRINK, MR. ... 464 00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:54,250 - WESTON. GEORGE WESTON. OH, A CLUB SODA. 465 00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:56,542 - YOUR WIFE HAS A FOOD ORDER IN. 466 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:59,625 SHALL I JUST ADD THE DRINK AND BRING EVERYTHING OVER? 467 00:22:59,709 --> 00:23:01,000 - WHERE IS SHE? 468 00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:02,625 - SNORKELING. 469 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,667 - AH, YEAH. THANKS. 470 00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:21,000 - HI. - HI. 471 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:27,542 - OH, BRAD, LOOK. IT'S MR. WESTON. 472 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:30,500 - HEY! ISN'T THIS PLACE GREAT? 473 00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:31,458 - CARE FOR A CHOCOLATE? 474 00:23:31,542 --> 00:23:34,166 - OH! - NOT ME. GOTTA FIT INTO MY BIKINI. 475 00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:38,875 - GO ON, JENNY. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT CHOCOLATE. 476 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,667 MMM. 477 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,625 - OK, BUT JUST ONE. 478 00:23:42,709 --> 00:23:43,792 - NO, NO, NO. TAKE THEM ALL. 479 00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:46,625 - HEY! SHOOTERS LATER. WHAT DO YOU SHAY? 480 00:23:46,709 --> 00:23:48,041 - SHOOTERS. - SHOOTERS. 481 00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:50,333 - RIGHT. HA HA! 482 00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:53,500 - CUTE COUPLE. 483 00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:55,333 - YEAH. YEAH, I GUESS. 484 00:23:55,458 --> 00:23:56,333 GEORGE WESTON. 485 00:23:56,375 --> 00:23:59,959 - OH. GLORIA. LIKE THE SONG. IT'S A PLEASURE. 486 00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:03,500 - HA HA HA! THIS IS A GREAT BEACH. 487 00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,667 - MM. THEY BLEACH THE SAND. 488 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,500 - REALLY? 489 00:24:07,667 --> 00:24:09,750 - IT MUST COST A FORTUNE. 490 00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:13,208 - BUT THIS PLACE IS REALLY SOMETHING. 491 00:24:13,291 --> 00:24:14,917 I MEAN, EVERYONE IS GOING AROUND 492 00:24:15,041 --> 00:24:16,375 WITH A BIG SMILE ON THEIR FACE. 493 00:24:16,417 --> 00:24:18,291 - THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE EITHER JUST MARRIED OR JUST DIVORCED. 494 00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:21,208 - OH, SO BIG BUSINESS DOWN HERE, HUH? 495 00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:23,375 - MANZANILLA'S FAMOUS FOR IT. 496 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:24,375 - HA HA HA! 497 00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:25,125 - OH. OHH. 498 00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:26,709 - WHOA. SOMETHING WRONG? [WHIRRING] 499 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:29,041 - AH! I SET IT ON VIBRATE. 500 00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:33,041 IT'S MY MASSAGE. THEY FIND YOU WHEREVER YOU ARE. 501 00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:34,709 - KIND OF LIKE THE IRS. 502 00:24:34,792 --> 00:24:37,917 - HA HA HA! THAT'S FUNNY! 503 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:38,875 YOU'RE CLEVER. 504 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,709 - BANK HUMOR. - A BANKER. WELL. 505 00:24:41,834 --> 00:24:42,667 SMART AND FUNNY. 506 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:47,542 I'M GONNA HAVE TO WATCH OUT. BYE. 507 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:51,792 - HERE YOU GO, MR. WESTON. 508 00:24:51,917 --> 00:24:54,125 - OH, THANKS. 509 00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,709 - THERE YOU GO. - ALL RIGHT. 510 00:24:55,792 --> 00:24:57,583 OH, NO, NO, NO. WAIT A MINUTE. 511 00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:02,667 66.27 FOR A CLUB SODA AND A SNACK? I DON'T THINK SO. 512 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:05,417 - BUT YOUR WIFE SAID TO CHARGE IT. 513 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,625 - WHAT IS THAT? 514 00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:09,333 - GUAVA GATEAU. 515 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,125 - MAGGIE IS OUT OF HER MIND. 516 00:25:16,792 --> 00:25:18,291 MAGGIE! 517 00:25:20,291 --> 00:25:21,667 MAGGIE. 518 00:25:21,792 --> 00:25:24,000 MAGGIE. MAGGIE. 519 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:29,291 I JUST SIGNED A BILL FOR LUNCH. $66.27. 520 00:25:29,375 --> 00:25:31,834 ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK THE BANK OUR FIRST DAY OUT? 521 00:25:31,959 --> 00:25:33,041 - I DIDN'T PAY FOR IT. 522 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:35,333 - THE NURSERY'S A BUSINESS. IT'S NOT A BLANK CHECK. 523 00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:37,667 - GEORGE, WE ARE ON VACATION. SEPARATE VACATIONS. 524 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:39,291 SO SEPARATE. 525 00:25:39,375 --> 00:25:42,041 - WELL, I COULD, IF I WASN'T GETTING BUSTED FOR DRUGS 526 00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,125 AND HAVING TO SIGN FOR YOUR GUAVA GATEAU. 527 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:46,583 - EXCUSE ME, THE LADY IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A LESSON. 528 00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:47,875 - BACK OFF. SHE'S MY WIFE. 529 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,291 - DON'T HIT HIM, PLEASE. I'LL HAVE TO IDENTIFY THE BODY. 530 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:51,959 - OH, I SEE. SO IF WE WEREN'T MARRIED, 531 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,250 YOU'D LET THE GUY SLUG ME. 532 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:55,959 - IS THAT IT? - TONY, WE'LL FINISH TOMORROW, OK? 533 00:25:56,041 --> 00:25:58,709 - YEAH. - YEAH...SEE YOU TOMORROW. 534 00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:08,959 - RULE NUMBER 9, GEORGE. RESPECT PERSONAL SPACE. 535 00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:10,417 - RULE NUMBER 8--COMMON GOALS. 536 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:11,625 IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY OR MY MONEY, MAGGIE. 537 00:26:11,709 --> 00:26:12,625 IT IS OUR MONEY. 538 00:26:12,709 --> 00:26:14,834 AND I'M SORRY TO BE A DOWNER AND SPOIL 539 00:26:14,959 --> 00:26:16,125 YOUR CUDDLY SNORKEL OUT THERE, 540 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,959 BUT I WOULD LIKE TO BE ABLE TO EAT BREAKFAST TOMORROW. 541 00:26:19,041 --> 00:26:22,291 - BREAKFAST IS INCLUDED, GEORGE. 542 00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:27,083 - OH, BE A CHILD. RUN AWAY. 543 00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:30,834 - THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER HOTEL ROOM ON THIS ISLAND SOMEWHERE. 544 00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:31,917 - WELL, YOU'RE MISS MONEYBAGS. 545 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,750 WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE PRESIDENTIAL PALACE? 546 00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:38,500 - PASS ME MY SWEATER, WILL YOU? 547 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:40,500 - MY MOTHER GAVE YOU THAT SWEATER. 548 00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:43,583 - THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME. 549 00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:51,667 - TIPS AND LUNCH. YOU OWE ME ONE HALF OF $78. 550 00:26:51,792 --> 00:26:52,959 - PUT IT ON MY TAB. 551 00:26:53,083 --> 00:26:56,375 - THIS IS YOUR TAB, MAGGIE. YOU CANNOT PUT A TAB ON A TAB. 552 00:26:56,458 --> 00:26:58,041 - SAYS WHO? TAXI! 553 00:26:58,166 --> 00:27:00,750 - OH, OH. YOU'RE GONNA RUSH OFF IN THIS TAXI. 554 00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:01,917 YOU GOT NO IDEA WHERE THE HELL YOU ARE. 555 00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:04,542 AND DRIVE AROUND ALL DAY WITH THE METER RUNNING 556 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:05,917 LOOKING FOR A ROOM SOMEPLACE. 557 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,375 - IS THAT IT? - DOWNTOWN, PLEASE. 558 00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:11,208 - DOWNTOWN? THERE IS NO DOWNTOWN HERE, MAGGIE. 559 00:27:11,291 --> 00:27:12,500 - GEORGE, PEOPLE ARE STARING. 560 00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:14,917 - OK, OK, YOU WANT TO BE BY YOURSELF, MAGGIE? HUH? 561 00:27:15,041 --> 00:27:18,375 YOU WANT TO GO DOWNTOWN? OK. OK. 562 00:27:18,458 --> 00:27:21,041 I THINK IT'S TIME WE TAKE OFF THE TRAINING WHEELS, MAGGIE. 563 00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,333 SEPARATION'S FOR SISSIES. 564 00:27:22,417 --> 00:27:25,375 I MEAN, WE'RE IN THE QUICKIE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. 565 00:27:26,917 --> 00:27:28,709 LET'S DO IT. I WANT A DIVORCE. 566 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:32,083 ANDALE. 567 00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:56,583 - OH, MR. AND MRS. WESTON. 568 00:27:56,667 --> 00:27:59,917 IT IS YOU WHO SEEK A DIVORCE? 569 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,917 - YES, GENERAL. 570 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,500 - PLEASE, I AM BUT A LOWLY MAGISTRATE. 571 00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:07,250 WHO THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE HERE ON A SECOND HONEYMOON. 572 00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:09,709 - AND WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A CUSTOMS OFFICIAL. 573 00:28:09,792 --> 00:28:11,166 - WELL, MANZANILLA IS A SMALL ISLAND. 574 00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:15,500 A MAN WHO'S A [INDISTINCT] MUST WEAR MANY HATS. 575 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:17,083 PLEASE, SIT. 576 00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:20,083 SO IT WAS NOT TRUE, 577 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,125 WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE HERE TO CELEBRATE 578 00:28:22,208 --> 00:28:23,959 20 WONDERFUL YEARS OF MARRIAGE. 579 00:28:24,083 --> 00:28:26,083 - EVERYTHING THAT WE TOLD YOU WAS TRUE. 580 00:28:26,166 --> 00:28:29,125 IT'S JUST THAT WE CAN'T BE MARRIED ANYMORE. 581 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:33,208 - AND THIS IS INDEED A SERIOUS MATTER. 582 00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:34,959 WHEN TWO PEOPLE SUCH AS YOURSELVES 583 00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:36,625 CHOOSE TO REND THE BONDS THAT HAVE HELD THEM 584 00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:39,208 TOGETHER FOR SO MANY YEARS, 585 00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:41,750 IT US NOT SOMETHING TO ENTER INTO LIGHTLY. 586 00:28:42,667 --> 00:28:44,667 I ASSUME YOU HAVE HAD COUNSELING. 587 00:28:44,792 --> 00:28:47,458 - A YEAR WITH DR. BEEMAN. 588 00:28:47,583 --> 00:28:50,625 - AH HA HA! DR. BEEMAN. 589 00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:53,333 HAVE YOU SPOKEN WITH YOUR PRIEST? 590 00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:56,875 - ARE THESE QUESTIONS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY? 591 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,750 - PERHAPS IT WOULD BE WISE FOR YOU 592 00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:01,834 TO DISCUSS YOUR FEELINGS FOR AN HOUR OR SO 593 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,291 BEFORE TAKING THE BIG STEP. 594 00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:05,166 - ANTONIO RIVERA, MARRIAGE COUNSELOR. 595 00:29:05,291 --> 00:29:08,291 - LOOK, GENERAL, OR YOUR HONOR, OR WHATEVER, 596 00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:09,625 THESE ARE OUR OWN PRIVATE FEELINGS. 597 00:29:09,709 --> 00:29:13,834 NOW, WE HAVE DECIDED WE WANT A DIVORCE. 598 00:29:13,959 --> 00:29:16,625 - WELL, IN THAT CASE, I AM BOUND BY THE LAWS OF MY COUNTRY 599 00:29:16,709 --> 00:29:19,542 TO GIVE YOU ONE. 600 00:29:19,667 --> 00:29:20,667 HERE WE ARE. 601 00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:24,709 I MUST ASK FOR YOUR SIGNATURES ON THESE FORMS 602 00:29:24,792 --> 00:29:28,000 AND ONCE THEY'RE FILED, YOUR DIVORCE WILL BE FINAL 603 00:29:28,125 --> 00:29:28,834 IN 48 HOURS. 604 00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:30,667 - WE HEARD IT WAS ONE DAY. 605 00:29:30,709 --> 00:29:34,041 - WELL, ACCORDING TO THE DISCRETION OF THE COURT, MR. WESTON. 606 00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:35,333 YOU'RE IN MY COUNTRY FOR 5 DAYS. 607 00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:38,250 I TRUST YOU WILL FIND ENOUGH DIVERSION 608 00:29:38,375 --> 00:29:40,542 TO MAKE YOUR WAIT A PLEASANT ONE. 609 00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:43,041 ON EVERY PAGE, POR FAVOR. 610 00:29:46,875 --> 00:29:48,333 - AHEM. 611 00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:03,875 - I ALSO OWN A FLEET OF SHIPS. 612 00:30:03,917 --> 00:30:06,208 10% OFF FROM THE COURTHOUSE. 613 00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:09,583 - NO, THANKS. I'LL TAKE A TAXI. 614 00:30:09,709 --> 00:30:11,041 - OH. 615 00:30:30,792 --> 00:30:35,834 HAVE NO FEAR, MRS. WESTON. MANZANILLA IS AN ISLAND OF LOVE. 616 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:38,750 FEW PEOPLE COME HERE AND LEAVE UNAFFECTED. 617 00:30:38,792 --> 00:30:42,083 - THANK YOU. SENOR RIVERA, 618 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,583 COULD YOU MAYBE RECOMMEND A HOTEL 619 00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:45,750 I COULD STAY IN TONIGHT? 620 00:30:45,834 --> 00:30:48,417 - OF COURSE. LET'S SEE. 621 00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:49,750 WE DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING IN TOWN 622 00:30:49,875 --> 00:30:51,750 THAT COMPARE WITH DORADO BEACH, 623 00:30:51,834 --> 00:30:55,917 BUT...LA COCHA. 624 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,458 BY ANY CHANCE, DO YOU PLAY SNOOKER? 625 00:30:58,542 --> 00:31:04,792 NO. LA CINTA SOL. NO. TOO MANY SAILORS. 626 00:31:06,583 --> 00:31:11,500 MRS. WESTON, AS YOUR SAFETY IS MY PRIMARY CONCERN, 627 00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:15,959 I MUST RECOMMEND THAT YOU RETURN TO DORADO BEACH. 628 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,500 SHALL I CALL A CAR? 629 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:19,125 - NO. THANK YOU. 630 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,041 - NO, NO, NO, ROSA. 631 00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:39,375 I WISH TO HANDLE THE WESTON DIVORCE PERSONALLY. 632 00:31:49,834 --> 00:31:52,166 - GEORGE? 633 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:53,792 GEORGE? 634 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:57,667 - THANK YOU. - DE NADA. 635 00:32:37,583 --> 00:32:40,500 [LATIN MUSIC PLAYING] [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 636 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,709 - MRS. WESTON! HI! 637 00:32:44,834 --> 00:32:46,333 HI. REMEMBER ME? WE MET AT THE AIRPORT. 638 00:32:46,417 --> 00:32:48,166 - CALL ME MAGGIE. - I'M BRAD. 639 00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:49,750 YOU REMEMBER MY WIFE JENNY. 640 00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:51,750 - HI! WHERE'S MR. WESTON? 641 00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:53,875 - I DON'T KNOW. 642 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,750 - UH, YOU WANT A SHOT? 643 00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:59,250 - NO, THANK YOU. - HOW ABOUT A COCO LOCO? 644 00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:01,083 NO? UM, OOH! OH, I KNOW 645 00:33:01,208 --> 00:33:03,000 A JELL-O SHOT! THEY'RE MANGO! 646 00:33:03,125 --> 00:33:03,750 - THEY'RE REALLY GOOD. 647 00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:06,250 - MANGO? - YEAH. 648 00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:07,625 - ALL RIGHT. - OK, JELL-O SHOT, PLEASE. 649 00:33:07,750 --> 00:33:10,417 - YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT. TRUST ME. 650 00:33:10,625 --> 00:33:13,166 [MUSIC STOPS] [APPLAUSE] 651 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:18,417 - [SLURPS] - [GIGGLES] 652 00:33:19,917 --> 00:33:20,750 ISN'T IT GOOD? 653 00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:25,250 - IT--IT'S DELICIOUS. IT'S VERY NICE. 654 00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:27,917 [MUSIC PLAYING] - [GIGGLES AND GASPS] 655 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,500 I LOVE THIS SONG. 656 00:33:29,625 --> 00:33:32,041 - [CHEERING] 657 00:33:32,125 --> 00:33:33,583 - YEAH! - LET'S GO! 658 00:33:33,709 --> 00:33:34,917 - [CHEERING] 659 00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:38,000 - NO, I... - [CHEERING] 660 00:33:38,125 --> 00:33:46,709 - YEAH! LALALALALA! YEA! WHOO! YEAH! WHOO! 661 00:33:48,917 --> 00:33:50,792 - [CHEERING] 662 00:33:50,917 --> 00:33:53,458 - YEAH! WHOO! 663 00:34:00,917 --> 00:34:02,542 - RRRRRRRUFF! 664 00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:05,792 [ALL CHEERING] 665 00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,834 - WHOO-OO-OO! 666 00:34:09,959 --> 00:34:17,542 RRRRRRR...WHOO-HOO! HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 667 00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:20,375 RRUF! 668 00:34:21,792 --> 00:34:24,166 HOO-HOO! 669 00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:28,750 NO ES MI ESPOSO. HA HA HA! 670 00:34:28,875 --> 00:34:31,667 NO ES MI ESPOSO. 671 00:34:31,792 --> 00:34:32,542 - HEE HEE HEE! 672 00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:38,375 - MANGO! MANGO! OH-OH! OH! 673 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:46,500 HA HA HA! OH. 674 00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:48,083 - [CHEERING] 675 00:34:50,792 --> 00:34:53,792 - [SIGHING] 676 00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:56,625 MAY I HAVE A SHOT OF JELL-O, PLEASE? 677 00:34:56,709 --> 00:34:59,083 - SI, SENORA. - EXCUSE ME. 678 00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:00,709 YOU KNOW THERE'S VODKA IN THAT DRINK? 679 00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:03,000 - MM-MM. IT'S MANGO. 680 00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:06,375 - IT'S PURE SUGAR AND PURE ALCOHOL. 681 00:35:07,917 --> 00:35:10,542 - YOU LOOK VAGUELY FAMILIAR. 682 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:13,208 - JULIO, CAFE, POR FAVOR. 683 00:35:13,291 --> 00:35:15,208 - IS THAT A LAVA LAMP? 684 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:18,959 - NO, THIS IS A TEQUILA SUNRISE. 685 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:20,709 - MM. 686 00:35:21,709 --> 00:35:24,458 YOU SURE CAN SMILE. 687 00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:25,750 - AND SO CAN YOU. 688 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,542 - OH, WHAT A GREAT IDEA. 689 00:35:28,667 --> 00:35:29,709 HOW DID HE KNOW? THANK YOU. 690 00:35:29,792 --> 00:35:31,542 - DE NADA. 691 00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:34,583 - MM. MUCHO CALIENTE. 692 00:35:34,709 --> 00:35:36,709 - YOU SPEAK SPANISH? 693 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,667 HERE. TRY THIS. 694 00:35:43,458 --> 00:35:43,750 - THANK YOU. 695 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:47,792 - BETTER? 696 00:35:49,583 --> 00:35:50,083 - MM-HMM. 697 00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:54,750 - HASTA LUEGO. 698 00:35:54,834 --> 00:35:56,542 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 699 00:35:58,041 --> 00:35:59,750 - SEE YOU AROUND. 700 00:36:12,709 --> 00:36:14,959 - OH, MY GOD. 701 00:36:15,083 --> 00:36:16,041 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 702 00:36:16,125 --> 00:36:23,125 - OH. NO ROOM DOWNTOWN. UHH. UHH. 703 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:25,500 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU NEED ANYTHING? 704 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:28,500 - OH. OOH. 705 00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:31,625 - HOW ABOUT SOME GINGER ALE OR MAYBE A LITTLE JELL-O? 706 00:36:31,709 --> 00:36:33,375 - OH, LEAVE ME ALONE. 707 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:36,709 - ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA GO WINDSURFING. 708 00:36:36,834 --> 00:36:38,625 I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE WAVES. 709 00:36:38,709 --> 00:36:40,083 - JUST GO. 710 00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:49,500 - GOD, COME ON. 711 00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:54,125 UHH. 712 00:37:27,166 --> 00:37:28,291 - OK, GUYS, YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO MOVE. 713 00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:33,750 THAT MEANS KNEES BENT, PELVIS UNDER, 714 00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:37,500 ARMS LOOSE, AND READY FOR ANYTHING. 715 00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:38,667 COME ON. LET'S DO IT. 716 00:37:38,709 --> 00:37:40,000 - YOU GO FIRST, GEORGE. 717 00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:42,083 - I DON'T THINK MY BODY CAN DO THAT. 718 00:37:42,208 --> 00:37:43,792 - I BET IT CAN. 719 00:37:45,542 --> 00:37:47,917 JUST GO AHEAD. GO! 720 00:37:48,041 --> 00:37:49,834 - COME ON. - GO, MAN. 721 00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:53,500 - THAT'S IT. - YEAH. 722 00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:56,750 REMEMBER, PELVIS UNDER. 723 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,041 - [GIGGLES] 724 00:37:58,166 --> 00:37:59,583 - FEEL THE DIFFERENCE? 725 00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:00,333 - YEAH. 726 00:38:00,417 --> 00:38:02,750 - YEAH, I BET HE DOES. [LAUGHTER] 727 00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:08,750 [INDISTINCT CHATTER IN SPANISH] 728 00:38:16,125 --> 00:38:18,625 [BELL RINGS] 729 00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:24,875 - ¿QUE PUEDO AYUDAR? - LOUISA? 730 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:25,959 - MRS. WESTON? 731 00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:29,208 AH, SI. YO SOY LOUISA. ANTONIO'S SISTER. 732 00:38:29,291 --> 00:38:32,458 HE SAID TO EXPECT YOU. COME THIS WAY, PLEASE. 733 00:38:32,583 --> 00:38:33,083 - THANK YOU. 734 00:38:37,417 --> 00:38:37,750 - COME THIS WAY. 735 00:38:43,709 --> 00:38:46,083 AH, LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT. 736 00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:47,709 LET ME SEE. LET ME LOOK AT YOU. 737 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,875 - [GROANING] - WHAT'S WRONG, DEAR? 738 00:38:49,959 --> 00:38:51,625 HANGOVER? 739 00:38:52,709 --> 00:38:55,583 BEATRICE? JUST A SECOND. 740 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:56,917 - SI. - HANGOVER. 741 00:38:57,041 --> 00:38:59,667 - SOPA DE POLLO? - SI, POR FAVOR. 742 00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:02,625 SOME CHICKEN SOUP WON'T HURT. 743 00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:06,458 DON'T WORRY, DEAR. WE'RE GONNA TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU. 744 00:39:06,542 --> 00:39:11,792 A COUPLE OF NICE DRESSES AND LOS ZAPATOS FABULOSOS 745 00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:15,250 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE GORGEOUS TIMES 10. 746 00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:21,208 DO YOU LIKE YOUR HAIR STRAIGHT AND PULLED BACK LIKE THAT? 747 00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:23,333 - PARDON ME? 748 00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:27,500 - HA HA! WE'RE GONNA FIX YOU UP. HA HA! 749 00:39:29,875 --> 00:39:31,208 - OH, GEORGE! ALL RIGHT! 750 00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:36,458 WHOO! YEAH! WHOO! VERY IMPRESSIVE! 751 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:41,125 LOOKIN' FINE. YOU'RE DOING GREAT! 752 00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:44,500 THIS WAY. THIS WAY. OH. WHOO. ALL RIGHT. 753 00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:46,291 - OH, GOD, IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. 754 00:39:46,375 --> 00:39:49,333 - YEAH! YEAH! IT DID. CLASS IS OVER. 755 00:39:49,417 --> 00:39:51,750 EVERYBODY'S GOING TO RAZOR BAY. 756 00:39:51,875 --> 00:39:53,542 SHOULD WE LIVE DANGEROUSLY? 757 00:39:55,375 --> 00:39:56,625 - YOU BET! 758 00:39:56,792 --> 00:39:59,250 - WHOO! 759 00:40:00,792 --> 00:40:01,875 - I'LL SEND YOUR THINGS TO THE HOTEL. 760 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,500 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. I FEEL LIKE A NEW WOMAN. 761 00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:06,542 - YOU ARE. 762 00:40:06,667 --> 00:40:07,667 - THANK YOU. WILL YOU GIVE MY LOVE TO ANTONIO? 763 00:40:07,792 --> 00:40:11,583 - OF COURSE. ADIOS, BEJA. 764 00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:12,750 - ADIOS. 765 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:23,083 - [SPEAKING SPANISH] - [WHISTLES] 766 00:40:25,792 --> 00:40:27,542 - [SPEAKING SPANISH] 767 00:40:38,041 --> 00:40:39,542 - BOTANICAL GARDENS, PLEASE. 768 00:40:39,625 --> 00:40:40,875 - SI, SENORITA. 769 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:41,792 - SENORITA? 770 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,208 - [LAUGHTER] 771 00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:50,792 - GEORGE, YOU WERE SO FUNNY. 772 00:40:50,875 --> 00:40:55,583 [SINGING INDISTINCTLY] [HORNS HONKING] 773 00:40:55,667 --> 00:40:56,333 - GEORGE? 774 00:40:56,417 --> 00:40:59,166 - [SINGING INDISTINCTLY] [LAUGHTER] 775 00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:08,625 - OH, GEORGE. GEORGE. OH, GEORGE! 776 00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:10,750 [LAUGHS] 777 00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:56,542 - AND WHO CAN TELL ME WHY THIS FLOWER IS SO SPECIAL? 778 00:41:56,667 --> 00:41:57,625 - ME! - YES? 779 00:41:57,750 --> 00:42:01,291 - IT'S CALLED CUPID'S DART AND IT'S OUR NATIONAL FLOWER. 780 00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:02,792 - AND WHY IS IT OUR NATIONAL FLOWER? 781 00:42:02,917 --> 00:42:04,291 - BECAUSE IT'S THE FLOWER OF LOVE. 782 00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:07,125 - AND BECAUSE IT'S THE FLOWER OF LOVE, 783 00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:08,333 IT HAS MAGICAL POWERS. 784 00:42:08,417 --> 00:42:12,500 AND WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT THESE MAGICAL POWERS ARE? 785 00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:13,542 - ME! 786 00:42:13,625 --> 00:42:15,625 MY MOTHER PUTS IT ON ME WHEN I BRUISE MY KNEE. 787 00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:18,917 - VERY GOOD. WHO WANTS TO SEE A LILY? 788 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,458 - ME! - YES, ME, TOO. 789 00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:22,500 OK, LET'S ALL GO SEE A LILY. 790 00:42:22,625 --> 00:42:23,667 YOU KNOW WHERE THE THEATER IS. 791 00:42:23,792 --> 00:42:26,792 GO RIGHT THROUGH THE THEATER AND I'LL MEET YOU THERE, OK? 792 00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:27,792 DON'T KEEP A SMILE. 793 00:42:34,792 --> 00:42:37,000 WELL. JELL-O GIRL. 794 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:41,333 - OH, DEAR. IF I DID OR SAID ANYTHING LAST NIGHT, I'M SO SORRY. 795 00:42:41,417 --> 00:42:43,750 - IF YOU DID, IT WAS AFTER I LEFT. 796 00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:46,500 IT'S OK. IT'S ONLY MANGO. 797 00:42:47,875 --> 00:42:49,125 - SO YOU'RE A DOCTOR. 798 00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:50,500 - WELL, I DON'T SET ANY BONES, 799 00:42:50,625 --> 00:42:52,917 BUT I DO HAVE SOME ORCHIDS ON LIFE SUPPORT. 800 00:42:53,041 --> 00:42:54,542 - HA HA! - I'M A BOTANIST. 801 00:42:54,667 --> 00:42:58,583 - OH. WELL, I HAVE A WEE NURSERY BACK HOME, BUT 802 00:42:58,709 --> 00:43:00,917 IT'S NOTHING LIKE THIS. 803 00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:02,750 - A WEE NURSERY, HUH? 804 00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:06,166 LISTEN, I...GOT THIS GROUP OF KIDS 805 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:09,667 THAT I--I'M GONNA TAKE THEM TO THIS WEE MOVIE, 806 00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:11,166 AND AFTERWARDS I'M GONNA HAVE SOME LUNCH. 807 00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:12,041 WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME? 808 00:43:12,166 --> 00:43:15,417 I'M PHILIP, AND YOU'RE... 809 00:43:15,542 --> 00:43:16,875 - I'M MAGGIE. 810 00:43:16,959 --> 00:43:20,834 - MAGGIE. IRISH, HUH? 811 00:43:20,917 --> 00:43:22,041 WELL, I'D LOVE YOU TO JOIN ME. 812 00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:25,417 - WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE. 813 00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:27,709 - OH--I'M SORRY. 814 00:43:27,834 --> 00:43:30,333 - I'M NOT. 815 00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:37,250 - WHOO! 816 00:43:37,959 --> 00:43:39,667 - HO-HO-HO-HO! 817 00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:44,000 HEY! YOU'RE DOING GREAT! 818 00:43:44,083 --> 00:43:45,458 WHOO! 819 00:43:45,583 --> 00:43:48,250 - WHOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO! 820 00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:52,834 - GO, GEORGE, WOW! HA HA HA! 821 00:43:52,917 --> 00:43:54,375 - AAH! 822 00:43:54,458 --> 00:43:56,625 - OH, JEEZ. 823 00:43:58,041 --> 00:44:01,083 - AFTER RECEIVING MY PhD, I SPENT 5 YEARS IN MAUI 824 00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:02,250 AND THEN I WENT TO NEW YORK, 825 00:44:02,375 --> 00:44:04,458 WHERE I WORKED AT THE BOTANICAL GARDENS. 826 00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:08,291 - NEW YORK? SO WHY'D YOU COME TO MANZANILLA? 827 00:44:08,417 --> 00:44:11,834 - I WAS BECOMING A WORKAHOLIC IN NEW YORK 828 00:44:11,917 --> 00:44:15,542 AND I--I WASN'T SPENDING ANY TIME WITH MY SON. 829 00:44:15,625 --> 00:44:17,083 I MEAN, HERE IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 830 00:44:17,166 --> 00:44:20,208 HE CAN SPEND THE WHOLE DAY ON THE BEACH WITH HIS DOG. 831 00:44:20,291 --> 00:44:23,250 - YOU HAVE A SON? - YES. HE'S 12. 832 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:26,875 I'M DIVORCED. 833 00:44:26,959 --> 00:44:30,709 - ME, TOO. WELL, I'M IN-- I'M IN THE PROCESS. 834 00:44:30,792 --> 00:44:33,333 - SO WE'VE BOTH MADE SOME CHANGES. 835 00:44:36,959 --> 00:44:38,500 DISFRUTA LA VIDA. 836 00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:42,834 - EAT FRUIT AND LIVE? 837 00:44:42,917 --> 00:44:45,417 - NO. NO, IT MEANS, IT MEANS "ENJOYING LIFE," 838 00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:48,709 BUT I LIKE "EAT FRUIT AND LIVE" BETTER. 839 00:44:48,834 --> 00:44:50,333 [GLASSES CLINK] 840 00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:51,792 - MAGGIE. 841 00:44:53,667 --> 00:44:56,625 UHH! MAGGIE. MAGGIE. MAGGIE. 842 00:44:56,709 --> 00:44:59,250 [SIREN WAILING] 843 00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:02,375 - ANOTHER WINDSURFER. 844 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:04,834 - THIS IS DELICIOUS. YOU SHOULD TRY IT. 845 00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:06,875 - WHAT ABOUT YOU, MAGGIE? DO YOU SEE 846 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,208 ANY CHILDREN IN YOUR FUTURE? 847 00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:12,834 - HA! THANK YOU. I HAVE A DAUGHTER--BRIDGET-- 848 00:45:12,917 --> 00:45:13,792 SHE'S 19-- 849 00:45:13,917 --> 00:45:15,500 AND A SON--KEVIN--HE'S 18. 850 00:45:15,625 --> 00:45:17,208 - GET OUT OF HERE. - MM-HMM. 851 00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:18,959 - YOU DO NOT. - I DO. 852 00:45:19,041 --> 00:45:20,709 I WAS MARRIED WHEN I WAS 18. 853 00:45:20,834 --> 00:45:24,250 - HA HA HA! WELL. 854 00:45:24,375 --> 00:45:26,000 MAGGIE, YOU'RE FULL OF SURPRISES. 855 00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:27,542 - GOOD ONES, I HOPE. 856 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:29,125 - WELL, YEAH. 857 00:45:30,625 --> 00:45:33,375 COULD YOU MEET ME TOMORROW AT 6:00 AT THE GARDENIA? 858 00:45:33,458 --> 00:45:36,625 I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND 859 00:45:36,709 --> 00:45:40,709 AND...YOU EVER SEEN DOLPHINS DANCE? 860 00:45:40,792 --> 00:45:43,333 - [GIGGLES] 861 00:45:45,834 --> 00:45:47,417 - OOH! 862 00:45:49,792 --> 00:45:53,166 UHH! HEY. WESTON. 863 00:45:53,291 --> 00:45:54,792 ANY CANCELLATIONS YET? 864 00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:56,542 - OH, I REMEMBER YOU, SENOR WESTON, 865 00:45:56,667 --> 00:45:58,709 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUERY IS NO. 866 00:45:58,834 --> 00:46:03,083 HOWEVER, THIS DID ARRIVE FOR YOU. 867 00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:06,041 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU SEEM TO BE SUFFERING. 868 00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:07,667 - GOT EATEN BY A WAVE. 869 00:46:07,750 --> 00:46:10,291 HAVE A DOUBLE SCOTCH SENT TO MY ROOM. 870 00:46:10,417 --> 00:46:11,458 - CERTAINLY. 871 00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:13,458 - [GRUNTING] 872 00:46:16,917 --> 00:46:18,542 - GEORGE. GEORGE, I WAS WORRIED SICK. 873 00:46:18,625 --> 00:46:21,041 WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? 874 00:46:21,125 --> 00:46:24,375 - UH, OH, JUST A BACK SPASM, YOU KNOW? 875 00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:27,542 NO BROKEN BONES. RAZOR BAY. WHAT WAS I THINKING? 876 00:46:27,667 --> 00:46:30,458 - IT WAS FUN, WASN'T IT? 877 00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:31,917 - YEAH. IT LOOKS FANTASTIC. 878 00:46:32,041 --> 00:46:34,875 - SEE? YOU CAN'T KEEP A REAL MAN FROM ADVENTURE. 879 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,417 - OH, YOU THINK SO? OW. OOH, OOH, OOH. 880 00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:42,291 - OH, BOY. OH. LET'S GET YOU BACK TO YOUR ROOM, OK? 881 00:46:42,417 --> 00:46:46,208 - OH. YOU KNOW, I DON'T SUPPOSE 882 00:46:46,291 --> 00:46:48,000 YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME TOMORROW NIGHT. 883 00:46:48,125 --> 00:46:50,375 I MEAN, I SHOULD HAVE MOST OF MY MOTOR SKILLS BACK BY THEN. 884 00:46:50,458 --> 00:46:55,583 - I'D LOVE TO. WHY DON'T WE START WITH TAILS. 885 00:46:55,709 --> 00:46:57,834 SAY, 6-ISH? 886 00:46:57,959 --> 00:46:59,333 - GOOD. - HA! 887 00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:03,083 - OOH! - OH, WE NEED TO PUT YOU TO BED. 888 00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:07,750 [GEORGE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 889 00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:18,041 YES, RIGHT THERE. OH, CLOSER. 890 00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:20,625 OH, THAT'S IT. CLOSER. CLOSER. AAH! 891 00:47:20,667 --> 00:47:22,125 THAT'S IT. ONE MORE TIME. 892 00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:26,417 YES! YES! YES! OHH. 893 00:47:27,667 --> 00:47:29,041 - OHH. - THERE YOU GO. 894 00:47:29,166 --> 00:47:30,125 AS GOOD AS NEW. 895 00:47:30,208 --> 00:47:32,041 - OH, THANKS. - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 896 00:47:32,166 --> 00:47:35,125 - OH, I JUST--I GOT HIT BY A TSUNAMI. 897 00:47:35,208 --> 00:47:38,583 - AH. YOU SEE? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ACT 19. 898 00:47:38,667 --> 00:47:40,417 - YEAH. 899 00:47:44,917 --> 00:47:46,375 OK. 900 00:47:53,125 --> 00:47:54,375 WHY AT ALL THE SHOPS? 901 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,417 - ACTUALLY, I SPENT THE AFTERNOON AT THE BOTANICAL GARDENS 902 00:47:56,500 --> 00:48:00,542 AND I SAW THIS BEAUTIFUL CUPID'S DART FLOWER. 903 00:48:00,625 --> 00:48:03,250 - WHAT'S THIS? - OH, THAT'S A FREE SAILING TRIP. 904 00:48:03,375 --> 00:48:06,166 SO YOU SPENT THE AFTERNOON WITH A PLANT, HUH? 905 00:48:06,291 --> 00:48:09,959 - CORAZON ISLAND. THAT'S WHERE THE CUPID'S DARTS COME FROM. 906 00:48:10,041 --> 00:48:11,959 SAYS HERE IT'S A TROPICAL PARADISE 907 00:48:12,041 --> 00:48:13,166 WHERE PEOPLE GO PICNICKING. 908 00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:14,583 - YEAH, WELL, IT ALSO SAYS THE WEATHER'S VARIABLE 909 00:48:14,709 --> 00:48:16,583 AND IT'S RINGED BY DANGEROUS ROCKS. 910 00:48:16,709 --> 00:48:19,375 - OK. I'LL GO. 911 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,792 - YOU CAN'T SAIL A BOAT. 912 00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:21,917 - I CAN GET SOMEONE TO SAIL IT FOR ME. 913 00:48:22,041 --> 00:48:23,208 - I'M A SAILOR. I SHOULD GET THAT TRIP. 914 00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:27,542 - GET YOUR OWN BOAT, GEORGE. I'LL PAY FOR HALF. 915 00:48:27,625 --> 00:48:29,000 - DEAL. 916 00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:35,834 YES, HELLO. THIS IS GEORGE WESTON. 917 00:48:35,959 --> 00:48:37,291 I'D LIKE TO RENT A SAILBOAT. 918 00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:40,834 - SENOR WESTON, YOU ALREADY HAVE A VESSEL RESERVED IN YOUR NAME. 919 00:48:40,917 --> 00:48:41,875 - I KNOW. I KNOW. DON'T ASK. 920 00:48:41,917 --> 00:48:44,542 I'D LIKE TO RENT ANOTHER ONE. 921 00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:49,834 IT'S THE LAST ONE. ARE YOU SURE? 922 00:48:49,917 --> 00:48:52,375 I SEE. THANK YOU. 923 00:49:00,291 --> 00:49:04,000 - OH, FOR SAKE, GEORGE, IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU, TAKE IT. 924 00:49:04,083 --> 00:49:06,125 - OH, HELL, MAGGIE. WE'RE GROWNUPS. 925 00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:10,166 WE CAN GO TOGETHER. YOU CAN SEE YOUR FLOWERS 926 00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:13,417 AND I'LL--I'LL GET IN SOME SAILING. 927 00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:16,542 OH, I CAN'T STAY ALL DAY BECAUSE 928 00:49:16,625 --> 00:49:19,709 I HAVE PLANS TOMORROW NIGHT. 929 00:49:19,792 --> 00:49:21,625 - ME, TOO. 930 00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:25,083 - OH. FINE. 931 00:49:33,625 --> 00:49:37,250 [CLASSICAL GUITARS PLAYING] 932 00:49:49,458 --> 00:49:52,709 - UH... 933 00:49:52,792 --> 00:49:55,250 OH... 934 00:50:02,083 --> 00:50:04,458 MAGGIE? 935 00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:19,250 OW! OW. AH! OOH. 936 00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:44,792 OH... 937 00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:28,834 - [EXHALES] 938 00:51:28,917 --> 00:51:32,417 OH... 939 00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:37,041 - AH... UH! 940 00:51:37,125 --> 00:51:40,041 ALL RIGHT. OH! NNGH! 941 00:51:40,125 --> 00:51:40,750 [SALSA MUSIC PLAYING] 942 00:51:40,875 --> 00:51:46,375 - WHOO! YEAH! OW! 943 00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:49,083 - UH! OH... 944 00:51:51,583 --> 00:51:53,083 OW! AHH! 945 00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:03,709 OOH! 946 00:52:03,834 --> 00:52:05,333 - ♪ OOH! ♪ 947 00:52:05,417 --> 00:52:06,458 - AAH! 948 00:52:06,583 --> 00:52:06,875 - ♪ AAH! ♪ 949 00:52:06,959 --> 00:52:08,583 - AAH! 950 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:10,250 - ♪ AAH! ♪ 951 00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:10,959 - AH. 952 00:52:11,041 --> 00:52:12,792 - ♪ AH ♪ 953 00:52:12,917 --> 00:52:13,792 - HA HA! 954 00:52:13,917 --> 00:52:15,834 - ♪ WHOA! ♪ 955 00:52:15,917 --> 00:52:16,750 - AH. 956 00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:17,834 - ♪ AH! ♪ 957 00:52:17,959 --> 00:52:18,750 - HA HA! 958 00:52:18,875 --> 00:52:20,250 - ♪ WHOA! ♪ 959 00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:20,959 - WHOA! 960 00:52:21,083 --> 00:52:22,083 - ♪ WHOA! ♪ 961 00:52:22,166 --> 00:52:23,000 - HA HA HA! 962 00:52:23,125 --> 00:52:23,792 - ♪ HA HA HA! ♪ 963 00:52:23,917 --> 00:52:24,667 - YOO! 964 00:52:24,792 --> 00:52:27,291 - ♪ WHOO! ♪ 965 00:52:31,625 --> 00:52:34,000 - HOLA. 966 00:52:34,125 --> 00:52:35,417 - WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE HARBOR MASTER, TOO? 967 00:52:35,542 --> 00:52:39,875 - 'TIS ANOTHER MY CONSTITUENTS HAVE SEEN FIT TO BESTOW UPON ME. 968 00:52:39,959 --> 00:52:41,917 - YEAH. WELL, TELL ME ABOUT THE ROCKS. 969 00:52:42,041 --> 00:52:43,291 - NO PROBLEM IN DAYLIGHT. 970 00:52:43,417 --> 00:52:47,875 AT NIGHT, NO ONE SAILS. TOO DANGEROUS. 971 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,375 - LET'S GO, GEORGE. 972 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,917 ANTONIO, DO YOU THINK WE'LL SEE MANY CUPID'S DARTS THIS TIME OF YEAR? 973 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:52,917 - BILLIONS. 974 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:58,166 LUIS WILL TOW YOU OUT INTO THE CHANNEL. 975 00:52:58,291 --> 00:53:00,291 - OK. JUST HOLD ON TO THIS. 976 00:53:00,333 --> 00:53:01,917 WHEN I TELL YOU, YOU PULL. 977 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,041 - OK. OH. 978 00:53:03,166 --> 00:53:05,041 - THERE YOU GO. HA HA HA! 979 00:53:05,166 --> 00:53:07,583 NO SWIMMING OFF THE BOAT! SHARKS! 980 00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:09,333 - SHARKS? - SHARKS! 981 00:53:09,458 --> 00:53:15,792 - SHARKS? - YEAH. VAYA CON DIOS. 982 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,667 ROSA, WE HAVE DONE OUR WORK. 983 00:53:20,792 --> 00:53:25,583 NOW IT IS UP TO WISE MOTHER NATURE. 984 00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:38,500 - IT'S GREAT, HUH? - HA HA! 985 00:53:39,834 --> 00:53:43,208 AAH! 986 00:53:56,041 --> 00:53:59,208 HA HA! 987 00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:06,208 HA HA HA! 988 00:54:06,917 --> 00:54:10,208 MAGGIE, THERE'S CORAZON ISLAND. 989 00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:11,750 OK. PREPARE TO COME ABOUT. 990 00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,709 - COME WHERE? 991 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:15,709 - YOU'RE GONNA COME ABOUT. 992 00:54:15,834 --> 00:54:16,750 - OH, MY GOD, IS THAT A SHARK? 993 00:54:16,875 --> 00:54:19,333 - WHERE? OW! 994 00:54:19,417 --> 00:54:21,333 - AAH! 995 00:54:21,417 --> 00:54:24,083 - SHARK? WAAH! 996 00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:38,750 GRAB THAT. 997 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,333 WAIT A MINUTE. 998 00:54:50,458 --> 00:54:52,750 UH! 999 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,750 GREAT. 1000 00:54:57,875 --> 00:55:02,208 NOW WHAT? AGH. 1001 00:55:02,291 --> 00:55:03,583 OH, BOY. 1002 00:55:09,041 --> 00:55:10,417 - GEORGE... 1003 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:14,083 GEORGE, LISTEN TO THIS. YOU CAN HEAR THE OCEAN. 1004 00:55:14,166 --> 00:55:15,333 - MAGGIE, I DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT. 1005 00:55:15,458 --> 00:55:17,083 I CAN SEE IT, AND THERE'S MILES OF IT 1006 00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:18,583 BETWEEN US AND CIVILIZATION. 1007 00:55:18,709 --> 00:55:19,458 - OH, COME ON. 1008 00:55:19,583 --> 00:55:23,208 WE'RE NOT EXACTLY THE SWISS FAMILY WESTON. 1009 00:55:23,291 --> 00:55:25,166 THEY KNOW WE'RE HERE, AND THEY'LL COME AND FIND US. 1010 00:55:25,291 --> 00:55:27,625 - WHO KNOWS HOW SOON THEY'LL REALIZE WE'RE MISSING? 1011 00:55:27,750 --> 00:55:29,333 WE NEED TO THINK SURVIVAL. 1012 00:55:29,458 --> 00:55:34,291 - I'M THINKING ABOUT LUNCH. I'M STARVING. 1013 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,250 - NOW LET'S SEE. WE'VE GOT ROPE. 1014 00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:40,166 WE GOT A LITTLE FOOD. WE GOT THE CLOTHES ON OUR BACK. 1015 00:55:40,291 --> 00:55:45,208 WE GOT A PONCHO, FIRST AID KIT, WATERPROOF MATCHES, 1016 00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:46,583 AND A KNIFE AND MY WATCH. 1017 00:55:46,667 --> 00:55:48,792 - WE DIDN'T HAVE THIS MUCH STUFF 1018 00:55:48,917 --> 00:55:51,750 WHEN WE SET UP HOUSEKEEPING 20 YEARS AGO. 1019 00:55:51,834 --> 00:55:53,417 - HOUSEKEEPING. NOW YOU'RE THINKING. 1020 00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:56,917 WE NEED SHELTER, AND THE BEST PLACE 1021 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,750 FOR A CAMP... IS ON HIGH GROUND. 1022 00:55:59,834 --> 00:56:01,959 SO I SAY WE GRAB ALL OF THIS STUFF 1023 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,500 AND THEN WE GO CLIMB UP THERE. 1024 00:56:04,583 --> 00:56:07,375 - I'D HATE TO LEAVE THIS LOVELY BEACH, GEORGE. 1025 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:08,667 - MAGGIE, THIS LOVELY BEACH IS GONNA BE UNDERWATER 1026 00:56:08,792 --> 00:56:10,667 WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN. 1027 00:56:10,834 --> 00:56:12,166 NOW, YOU GONNA COME WITH ME, OR NOT? 1028 00:56:12,291 --> 00:56:14,667 - OH, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM? 1029 00:56:14,792 --> 00:56:18,792 - OH, MUST'VE BANGED IT ON THAT ROCK. 1030 00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:21,333 MAGGIE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1031 00:56:21,458 --> 00:56:24,834 - I'M GOING TO GET A CUPID'S DART FOR THAT BRUISE. 1032 00:56:24,917 --> 00:56:26,083 - NO. NO, NO, MAGGIE. 1033 00:56:26,166 --> 00:56:29,583 NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO GO PICK FLOWERS. 1034 00:56:29,709 --> 00:56:31,875 GET SOME FIREWOOD 1035 00:56:31,959 --> 00:56:34,917 AND MEET ME UP THERE BEFORE THE TIDE COMES-- 1036 00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:38,667 SHE'S NOT LISTENING TO ME. 1037 00:57:24,709 --> 00:57:27,542 GAAH! OH, GOD. 1038 00:57:27,667 --> 00:57:31,583 GET BACK. GET BACK. OH! GET. 1039 00:57:39,834 --> 00:57:43,250 - [OINKING] 1040 00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:04,208 - GEORGE! GEORGE! 1041 00:58:04,291 --> 00:58:09,000 GEORGE, LOOK. I FOUND SOME CUPID'S DARTS. 1042 00:58:09,125 --> 00:58:11,291 - OH, GREAT, GREAT. WE NEED WOOD, WE GET FLOWERS. 1043 00:58:11,417 --> 00:58:13,417 - THESE FLOWERS ARE MEDICINAL, AND I FOUND SOME FRESH WATER. 1044 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:15,959 WITH SOMETHING TO PUT IT IN, I COULD MAKE TEA. 1045 00:58:16,083 --> 00:58:18,917 - MAGGIE, I'M NOT DRINKING SOME TEA MADE WITH WILD FLOWERS. 1046 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,583 - WHY NOT? THE NATIVES DID IT ALL THE TIME. 1047 00:58:20,667 --> 00:58:21,333 - THE NATIVES ARE EXTINCT. 1048 00:58:21,458 --> 00:58:23,959 - WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, GEORGE? 1049 00:58:24,041 --> 00:58:26,959 - I WANT YOU TO STOP PLAYING ISLAND PRINCESS AND GET REAL. 1050 00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:29,250 I MEAN, GO FIND SOME REAL WOOD, SOME REAL COCONUTS 1051 00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:33,583 BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE REALLY, REALLY DARK REAL SOON. 1052 00:58:33,667 --> 00:58:34,667 - I SAW A REAL PIG. 1053 00:58:34,750 --> 00:58:36,625 - OH. WHAT? 1054 00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:37,625 - I SAW A PIG. 1055 00:58:37,750 --> 00:58:41,625 - A WILD PIG? A BOAR? THEY'RE FEROCIOUS. 1056 00:58:41,667 --> 00:58:42,959 - IT DIDN'T LOOK FEROCIOUS. 1057 00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:45,083 - MAGGIE, DO NOT GO BACK TO THAT AREA 1058 00:58:45,166 --> 00:58:48,500 BECAUSE A WILD BOAR CAN KILL YOU. 1059 00:58:50,834 --> 00:58:53,250 - GEORGE... 1060 00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:54,834 DO YOU THINK ANYONE MISSES US YET? 1061 00:59:04,834 --> 00:59:07,291 - JULIO, ¿COMO ESTAS? 1062 00:59:07,375 --> 00:59:08,166 - BIEN, BIEN. 1063 00:59:08,291 --> 00:59:09,250 - HAS A WOMAN BEEN HERE WAITING FOR ME? 1064 00:59:09,375 --> 00:59:12,041 - NO. - YOU MEAN, BESIDES ME? 1065 00:59:12,166 --> 00:59:15,667 DON'T WORRY. SHE'S PROBABLY JUST FIXING HER HAIR. 1066 00:59:15,792 --> 00:59:17,959 - [BUZZING] 1067 00:59:18,041 --> 00:59:23,291 - SHOO! OH, IT GOT ME. OH... 1068 00:59:23,375 --> 00:59:24,667 OH, HEY, HEY, NO. THAT COULD BE POISON. 1069 00:59:24,709 --> 00:59:28,208 - YEAH, BUT IT COULD HELP. 1070 00:59:28,333 --> 00:59:31,625 - THIS IS JUST A HELL OF A COCKTAIL HOUR WE'RE HAVING. 1071 00:59:31,709 --> 00:59:34,500 - OH, DEAR. - WHAT? 1072 00:59:34,625 --> 00:59:35,667 - I HAD PLANS. 1073 00:59:35,792 --> 00:59:41,917 - OH. SO DID I. 1074 00:59:42,041 --> 00:59:43,333 - [BUZZING] 1075 00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:45,875 - OW! DAMN. 1076 00:59:45,959 --> 00:59:48,208 - HERE. TRY THIS. 1077 00:59:48,250 --> 00:59:49,542 - WELL, WHAT IF I'M ALLERGIC? 1078 00:59:49,625 --> 00:59:52,583 - THEN YOU'LL DIE, AND I'LL HAVE THE RESCUE BOAT ALL TO MESELF. 1079 00:59:52,709 --> 00:59:55,834 GO ON. - I MARRIED A WITCH. 1080 00:59:56,959 --> 00:59:58,959 THAT FEELS REALLY GOOD. 1081 00:59:59,083 --> 01:00:01,041 - HUH? 1082 01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:03,083 - YOU WERE RIGHT. 1083 01:00:07,750 --> 01:00:09,625 - THANKS FOR MAKING THE FIRE. 1084 01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:12,834 - OH, IT WASN'T MUCH. 1085 01:00:12,917 --> 01:00:15,542 - YES, IT IS. 1086 01:00:17,792 --> 01:00:21,792 - WESTON, GEORGE WESTON. 1087 01:00:22,834 --> 01:00:26,750 HONEYMOON SUITE? ARE YOU SURE? 1088 01:00:28,959 --> 01:00:32,083 I SEE. 1089 01:00:32,208 --> 01:00:35,458 UH, THANK YOU. 1090 01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:39,875 MY DATE WENT SAILING THIS MORNING WITH HIS WIFE. 1091 01:00:39,959 --> 01:00:42,000 STORY OF MY LIFE. 1092 01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:44,625 - YOUR TURN. - MY TURN. 1093 01:00:47,917 --> 01:00:50,417 HI. IT'S DR. LUCIER. I'M LOOKING FOR A GUEST. 1094 01:00:50,542 --> 01:00:54,875 I DON'T KNOW THE LAST NAME. FIRST NAME IS MAGGIE. 1095 01:00:54,959 --> 01:00:57,917 SHE'S FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON. YES. I'LL-- 1096 01:00:57,959 --> 01:01:00,792 YES. THAT'S RIGHT. 1097 01:01:00,875 --> 01:01:05,458 WESTON? 1098 01:01:06,792 --> 01:01:09,750 THANK YOU. 1099 01:01:09,834 --> 01:01:12,667 - OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY. 1100 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:29,875 [GULLS SQUAWKING] 1101 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,875 - GEORGE? 1102 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,959 GEORGE, WAKE UP. GEORGE. 1103 01:01:35,041 --> 01:01:36,250 - WHAT? 1104 01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:37,834 - YOU KNOW, I READ SOMEWHERE THAT IF THE MALE OF THE SPECIES 1105 01:01:37,959 --> 01:01:39,375 MARKS HIS TERRITORY, OTHER ANIMALS WOULD STAY AWAY. 1106 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:42,625 - MAGGIE, I AM NOT GONNA MARK THE TERRITORY. 1107 01:01:42,709 --> 01:01:44,500 - WHY NOT? NO ONE IS LOOKING. - LEAVE ME ALONE, MAGGIE. 1108 01:01:44,583 --> 01:01:47,125 YOU WANT TO MARK THE TERRITORY, YOU MARK THE TERRITORY. 1109 01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:48,375 - GEORGE, DON'T BE SUCH A PRUDE. 1110 01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:49,750 - I REFUSE TO ARGUE WITH YOU JUST TO KEEP YOU COMPANY. 1111 01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:52,333 - FINE. 1112 01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:53,542 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S COLD. 1113 01:01:53,667 --> 01:01:57,250 - I'M LEAVING YOU ALONE. - OH, COME ON, MAGGIE. 1114 01:01:57,333 --> 01:01:58,959 - OH, YOU MAKE ME CRAZY. - LOOK. BE REASONABLE. 1115 01:01:59,041 --> 01:01:59,875 - YOU WON'T LISTEN TO OUR THERAPIST. 1116 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,500 YOU WON'T MARK TERRITORY. 1117 01:02:01,583 --> 01:02:02,667 - A PONCHO IS NOT GONNA KEEP YOU WARM. 1118 01:02:02,709 --> 01:02:05,166 BODY HEAT WILL KEEP YOU WARM. 1119 01:02:05,291 --> 01:02:08,125 TWO BODIES ARE BETTER THAN ONE. NOW COME ON. 1120 01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:09,375 - GEORGE, WE ARE GETTING DIVORCED. 1121 01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:12,917 - WELL, THAT MAKES THE PONCHO COMMUNITY PROPERTY. 1122 01:02:13,041 --> 01:02:14,125 - WOULD YOU STOP YELLING AT ME? 1123 01:02:14,208 --> 01:02:15,166 - I WILL YELL AT YOU IF I WANT TO. 1124 01:02:15,291 --> 01:02:16,375 YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A TWO-YEAR-OLD. 1125 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:19,542 GIVE ME THE DAMN PONCHO AND SLEEP WITH ME. 1126 01:02:19,709 --> 01:02:23,458 - [OINKING AND SQUEALING] 1127 01:02:23,542 --> 01:02:26,041 - OH! OH, OH, OH! - AAH! COME ON, MAGGIE. 1128 01:02:26,166 --> 01:02:26,792 RUN, RUN, RUN! - GEORGE! 1129 01:02:26,917 --> 01:02:30,750 - WAIT! OHH! OH! 1130 01:02:30,834 --> 01:02:32,709 UH! AH! OOH! OH! 1131 01:02:32,792 --> 01:02:37,917 - AAH! OH! OH! UH! 1132 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:41,041 UH! GEORGE...UH! 1133 01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:43,417 - OH, GREAT. - I'M ALL RIGHT. 1134 01:02:43,542 --> 01:02:47,583 - D-D-DON'T TALK TO ME. MAGGIE, DON'T SAY A WORD. 1135 01:02:47,709 --> 01:02:50,166 - GEORGE, DID YOU BANG YOUR HEAD ON THAT PALM TREE? 1136 01:02:50,250 --> 01:02:51,583 YOU KNOW IF YOU BANGED YOUR HEAD, 1137 01:02:51,709 --> 01:02:53,166 YOU BETTER NOT GO TO SLEEP NOW. 1138 01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:56,375 DON'T GOT TO SLEEP, GEORGE, OK? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1139 01:02:56,458 --> 01:03:00,500 - MAGGIE, I DID NOT HIT MY HEAD. I DO NOT HAVE A CONCUSSION. 1140 01:03:00,625 --> 01:03:03,542 I'M FINE. I WOULD JUST LIKE TO GO TO SLEEP. 1141 01:03:03,625 --> 01:03:05,000 - WHAT, HERE ON THE BEACH? 1142 01:03:05,125 --> 01:03:08,542 - YES, YES, RIGHT HERE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1143 01:03:08,625 --> 01:03:11,709 RIGHT HERE. GOOD NIGHT. 1144 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:19,166 AHH... 1145 01:03:27,917 --> 01:03:30,417 [GAGS] 1146 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:33,542 OH... 1147 01:03:33,625 --> 01:03:36,667 OH! OW. 1148 01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:41,917 THANKS FOR WAKING ME UP. 1149 01:03:41,959 --> 01:03:44,750 - AFTER LAST NIGHT, I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE A SLEEP-IN. 1150 01:03:44,834 --> 01:03:47,250 - YEAH. I'LL BET. 1151 01:03:47,750 --> 01:03:51,125 BANANAS FOR BREAKFAST. 1152 01:03:51,208 --> 01:03:55,750 - I HAVE A COCONUT, TOO. 1153 01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:14,375 - I DON'T SEE ANY BOATS COMING OUR WAY. 1154 01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:17,709 - SURE THERE'LL BE SOMEONE HERE SOON. 1155 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,959 - I'M GONNA TRY AND CATCH SOME FISH. 1156 01:04:21,083 --> 01:04:22,333 WE CAN'T JUST EAT FRUIT. 1157 01:04:22,458 --> 01:04:26,083 - OK. WELL, I'LL TRY AND RIG UP SOME KIND OF A GRILL. 1158 01:04:26,208 --> 01:04:30,834 - GOOD, GOOD. SEE YOU LATER. 1159 01:04:50,291 --> 01:04:52,166 AND THAT FISH ALMOST PULLED ME INTO THE WATER. 1160 01:04:52,291 --> 01:04:54,125 WELL, YOU SAW THE ROPE BURN. 1161 01:04:54,208 --> 01:04:55,291 - I WISH WE HAD A CAMERA. 1162 01:04:55,375 --> 01:04:58,625 THAT'S THE BIGGEST FISH I'VE EVER SEEN. 1163 01:04:58,709 --> 01:05:01,417 - I COULD GET USED TO THIS. 1164 01:05:01,542 --> 01:05:05,750 - ME, TOO. HOW MUCH LONGER, DO YOU THINK? 1165 01:05:05,875 --> 01:05:07,834 - OH, A WHILE. 1166 01:05:07,917 --> 01:05:09,208 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD'VE BAKED HIM 1167 01:05:09,250 --> 01:05:10,875 LUAU STYLE WITH STONES. 1168 01:05:10,959 --> 01:05:13,917 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, GEORGE. 1169 01:05:14,041 --> 01:05:17,083 - AH. OH. HA HA! 1170 01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:18,792 - DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A SWIM? 1171 01:05:18,917 --> 01:05:19,959 - NO, NO. YOU GO. YOU GO. 1172 01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:21,333 I BETTER KEEP TURNING HIM SO HE DOESN'T BURN, 1173 01:05:21,417 --> 01:05:24,417 BUT WHEN YOU GET BACK, HE'LL BE PERFECT. 1174 01:05:49,917 --> 01:05:53,250 [DIALING] 1175 01:05:54,291 --> 01:05:56,750 - AH, I'M BEATING YOU, ROSA. 1176 01:05:56,834 --> 01:05:59,875 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1177 01:05:59,959 --> 01:06:03,417 EXCUSE ME. YES? 1178 01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:05,917 ARE YOU SURE, RAMON? 1179 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:09,792 CAMPING BY THE CAVE. OK. 1180 01:06:09,917 --> 01:06:13,417 TOMORROW. YEAH. MANANA. 1181 01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:16,583 GRACIAS, RAMON. 1182 01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:20,834 WHAT? 1183 01:06:20,959 --> 01:06:22,625 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, HUH? 1184 01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:24,375 THEY ARE SAFE. NO HARM. 1185 01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:30,500 I WILL SAVE THEM TOMORROW. MY CARD. 1186 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,667 - AAH! 1187 01:07:15,750 --> 01:07:20,709 - [OINKING] 1188 01:07:30,458 --> 01:07:32,500 - [OINKING] 1189 01:07:39,709 --> 01:07:41,750 - MAGGIE, MAGGIE, OVER HERE. 1190 01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:44,667 - OH, GEORGE, GEORGE, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 1191 01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:46,166 - I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME HERE. 1192 01:07:46,291 --> 01:07:48,834 - OH, YEAH? WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, THEN? 1193 01:07:48,917 --> 01:07:52,500 - BECAUSE YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME. 1194 01:07:52,583 --> 01:07:55,000 - I HAVE A ROCK. 1195 01:07:55,083 --> 01:07:56,000 - NO, NO, NO. 1196 01:07:56,083 --> 01:07:58,041 IT TAKES 8 CAVEMEN TO FELL A WILD BOAR. 1197 01:07:58,166 --> 01:08:00,875 - WE JUST NEED TO FIND HIS WEAK SPOT, GEORGE. 1198 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,083 - THERE IS NO WEAK SPOT ON THIS THING. 1199 01:08:03,208 --> 01:08:05,875 - WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, THEN? 1200 01:08:05,959 --> 01:08:09,375 - I'LL DISTRACT IT. YOU RUN FOR IT. 1201 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:14,834 - GEORGE, IT'S SITTING ON MY CLOTHES. 1202 01:08:14,917 --> 01:08:17,542 - HA HA HA! 1203 01:08:17,625 --> 01:08:19,750 SMART PIG. 1204 01:08:23,750 --> 01:08:27,333 SO YOU DON'T FLASH THE PIG. 1205 01:08:29,041 --> 01:08:34,959 ON 3. 1, 2, 3. 1206 01:08:35,083 --> 01:08:37,417 - PIG! PIG, PIG, PIG! HEY, PIG! HEY, PIG! 1207 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:40,750 OOH, OOH, LOOK, LOOK. HEY, PIG! HEY! 1208 01:08:40,875 --> 01:08:42,959 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 1209 01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:44,709 - [SQUEALS] 1210 01:08:46,625 --> 01:08:48,750 RUN. GO. GO. 1211 01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:50,792 - [SQUEALING] 1212 01:08:54,125 --> 01:08:57,250 - OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! AAH! 1213 01:08:57,333 --> 01:09:00,750 OH, NO! SHOO! GET AWAY! GO BACK. BACK, PIG. 1214 01:09:00,834 --> 01:09:04,166 GO AWAY. BAD PIG. 1215 01:09:04,291 --> 01:09:07,750 GO ON. GET. JUST GET OUT OF HERE, PIG. 1216 01:09:09,917 --> 01:09:12,750 OH! 1217 01:09:19,834 --> 01:09:22,417 - [SQUEALING] 1218 01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:26,083 - YES. 1219 01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:29,083 WHOO! HA HA HA! NOT BAD, HUH? 1220 01:09:29,166 --> 01:09:30,417 - WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? 1221 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:32,834 I ALMOST HAD HIM, AND HE COULD'VE HURT YOU. 1222 01:09:32,959 --> 01:09:34,667 YOU DON'T LISTEN. YOU JUST NEVER LISTEN, DO YOU? 1223 01:09:34,792 --> 01:09:38,333 I HAD A PLAN. 1224 01:09:45,917 --> 01:09:48,291 - BUENOS DIAS, DR. LUCIER. - BUENOS DIAS, ANTONIO. 1225 01:09:48,375 --> 01:09:50,333 I'M HERE TO REPORT A MISSING PERSON. 1226 01:09:50,458 --> 01:09:52,875 SHE'S AN AMERICAN. HER NAME IS MAGGIE WESTON. 1227 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,000 SHE DIDN'T RETURN TO HER HOTEL LAST NIGHT. 1228 01:09:55,125 --> 01:09:56,250 SHE IS NOT MISSING. 1229 01:09:56,375 --> 01:09:59,500 SHE AND MR. WESTON WENT SAILING TO CORAZON ISLAND. 1230 01:09:59,625 --> 01:10:01,917 THEY ARE PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED ON THE ISLAND. 1231 01:10:02,041 --> 01:10:03,000 - ARE YOU SURE? 1232 01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:05,166 - YEAH. PLEASE SIT. 1233 01:10:08,333 --> 01:10:10,667 HAVE YOU HAD BREAKFAST? 1234 01:10:10,792 --> 01:10:12,083 [PLATES CLATTER] 1235 01:10:17,458 --> 01:10:19,834 -WE'RE DEVASTATED THAT YOU'RE CUTTING YOUR STAY 1236 01:10:19,875 --> 01:10:21,041 WITH US SHORT, MS. HAMILTON. 1237 01:10:21,166 --> 01:10:23,000 - MY CAT IS IN RENAL FAILURE. 1238 01:10:23,083 --> 01:10:27,166 YOU DON'T HAVE A MEDICAL REFUND POLICY, BY ANY CHANCE? 1239 01:10:27,208 --> 01:10:29,750 - GLORIA, I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW 1240 01:10:29,875 --> 01:10:32,041 THE WESTONS WILL BE BACK THIS AFTERNOON. 1241 01:10:32,166 --> 01:10:35,667 - YOU'RE KIDDING. - THEY F-- 1242 01:10:36,291 --> 01:10:39,834 THEY FILED FOR DIVORCE TWO DAYS AGO. 1243 01:10:42,083 --> 01:10:43,875 - CAN I USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL MY VET? 1244 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:47,667 - ABSOLUTELY. 1245 01:11:10,792 --> 01:11:13,792 - THAT WAS SOME SHOT YOU MADE. 1246 01:11:13,917 --> 01:11:15,917 - DO YOU THINK SO? 1247 01:11:16,041 --> 01:11:19,583 - OH, YOU CONQUERED A WILD BOAR. 1248 01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:22,417 - SUPPOSE I DID, DIDN'T I? 1249 01:11:22,542 --> 01:11:25,250 I'M SORRY IF I SPOILED YOUR PLAN WITH THE PIG. 1250 01:11:25,375 --> 01:11:32,542 - OH, I'M SORRY I WAS SO SILLY TO GET ANGRY. 1251 01:11:40,792 --> 01:11:44,417 MAGGIE, WHAT HAPPENED TO US? 1252 01:11:56,417 --> 01:12:00,166 - WE DIDN'T TAKE UP THE TANGO. 1253 01:12:00,291 --> 01:12:05,917 I THINK WE JUST STOPPED TALKING. 1254 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,250 MORE IMPORTANTLY, WE STOPPED LISTENING. 1255 01:12:08,333 --> 01:12:09,625 WE BURIED OURSELVES IN OUR WORK 1256 01:12:09,709 --> 01:12:11,291 SAVING FOR THAT IMAGINARY RAINY DAY. 1257 01:12:11,417 --> 01:12:14,333 - RAINY DAYS AREN'T IMAGINARY TO ME, MAGGIE. 1258 01:12:14,458 --> 01:12:17,667 AT THE BANK, I SEE IT RAIN ON PEOPLE ALL THE TIME. 1259 01:12:17,792 --> 01:12:19,792 - WE'RE NOT THOSE PEOPLE, GEORGE. 1260 01:12:28,667 --> 01:12:31,417 - [SIGHS] 1261 01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:34,542 - WHAT TIME IS IT? 1262 01:12:34,667 --> 01:12:37,583 - IT'S A LITTLE AFTER 4:00. 1263 01:12:40,667 --> 01:12:42,709 - HUH. 1264 01:12:44,917 --> 01:12:45,792 HEH. 1265 01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:50,041 WE'RE DIVORCED. 1266 01:12:50,125 --> 01:12:52,667 - DIVORCED. 1267 01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:56,333 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1268 01:12:56,458 --> 01:13:01,667 - I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW WE ENDED UP HERE, GEORGE. 1269 01:13:01,792 --> 01:13:03,834 I MEAN, WE HAD SOMETHING, DIDN'T WE? 1270 01:13:03,959 --> 01:13:05,542 TELL ME WE HAD SOMETHING. 1271 01:13:05,667 --> 01:13:07,208 - WELL, OF COURSE WE DID. 1272 01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:09,750 YOU WERE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I'D EVER MET 1273 01:13:09,875 --> 01:13:11,500 AND THE MOST DIFFICULT. 1274 01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:14,333 YOU DROVE ME CRAZY. 1275 01:13:16,375 --> 01:13:20,667 PROMISE ME THAT YOU WON'T GROW A GOATEE. 1276 01:13:20,750 --> 01:13:22,750 - WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? 1277 01:13:22,875 --> 01:13:25,041 - MEN WHO GET DIVORCES GROW GOATEES, 1278 01:13:25,083 --> 01:13:26,875 AND THEY BUY SPORTS CARS. 1279 01:13:26,959 --> 01:13:31,125 - HA HA! I PROMISE... 1280 01:13:31,250 --> 01:13:33,542 AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE ME SOMETHING. 1281 01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:34,709 - WHAT? 1282 01:13:34,834 --> 01:13:38,625 - THAT'S YOU'LL NEVER REMARRY. YOU WON'T EVEN DATE ANOTHER MAN. 1283 01:13:38,750 --> 01:13:40,834 - WELL, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 1284 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:43,041 - WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BEING FAIR? 1285 01:13:43,125 --> 01:13:44,125 THAT'S HOW I FEEL. 1286 01:13:44,250 --> 01:13:46,417 - YOU DON'T GET TO FEEL THAT WAY ANYMORE, GEORGE. 1287 01:13:46,542 --> 01:13:49,458 YOU WANTED A DIVORCE, AND YOU'RE GETTING ONE. 1288 01:13:49,583 --> 01:13:50,709 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT THE WIDE-EYED 18-YEAR-OLD 1289 01:13:50,792 --> 01:13:53,083 THAT YOU MARRIED 20 YEARS AGO. 1290 01:13:53,208 --> 01:13:54,417 I AM THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN. 1291 01:13:54,542 --> 01:13:57,041 I RUN A BUSINESS, AND I'M SORRY IF I'M NOT THERE FOR YOU 1292 01:13:57,125 --> 01:14:00,959 LIKE I USED TO BE, BUT YOU'RE NOT THERE FOR ME, EITHER. 1293 01:14:01,041 --> 01:14:04,417 I CHANGED. PEOPLE CHANGE. THAT'S LIFE. THEY GROW. 1294 01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:09,250 YOU HAVE TO GROW, TOO, GEORGE. STOP BEING SO AFRAID. 1295 01:14:09,375 --> 01:14:13,250 SPEND YOUR MONEY. HAVE SOME FUN. YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. 1296 01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:17,333 YOU DESERVE A REWARD, BUT SO DO I. 1297 01:14:17,458 --> 01:14:22,375 YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY IF I GREW UP AND RUINED EVERYTHING. 1298 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:27,250 I'M SORRY IF I'M A WOMAN AND NOT A GIRL ANYMORE, 1299 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:29,625 BUT IF YOU CAN'T LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM, 1300 01:14:29,709 --> 01:14:32,834 THEN AT LEAST WISH ME WELL AND SHOW ME SOME RESPECT 1301 01:14:32,959 --> 01:14:36,792 FOR THE YEARS THAT I LOVED YOU. 1302 01:14:36,875 --> 01:14:41,500 I LOVED YOU. 1303 01:15:11,166 --> 01:15:16,000 - AH, ROSA, ROSA, ROSA, 1304 01:15:16,166 --> 01:15:18,375 THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A CLEAR DAY 1305 01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:20,500 ON MANZANILLA BAY. 1306 01:15:21,542 --> 01:15:26,458 ROSA, DO NOT LOOK AT ME LIKE A SPANISH INQUISITOR. 1307 01:15:26,542 --> 01:15:30,208 THE WESTONS NEEDED MY EXPERT INTERVENTION. 1308 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:35,291 I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I PLAY CUPID, 1309 01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:40,333 BUT WHEN I MEET A COUPLE THAT NEEDS HELP LIKE THE WESTONS-- 1310 01:15:40,458 --> 01:15:44,667 BESIDES, I DON'T DO IT VERY OFTEN. 1311 01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:48,125 I DON'T. BE FAIR NOW. 1312 01:15:48,208 --> 01:15:51,500 ONE ON EVER DIED ON CORAZON ISLAND. 1313 01:15:51,583 --> 01:15:55,667 OK. ONE MAN...IN 1962, 1314 01:15:55,792 --> 01:15:58,667 BUT HE DIED WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE, 1315 01:15:58,792 --> 01:16:02,709 YOU MUST REMEMBER. 1316 01:16:15,542 --> 01:16:19,333 - MM, GEORGE... 1317 01:16:19,417 --> 01:16:22,083 GEORGE... 1318 01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:27,542 GEORGE? GEORGE? 1319 01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:33,125 - OH! HUH. 1320 01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:35,917 - LOVELY DAY FOR A RESCUE, EH, RAMON? 1321 01:16:36,041 --> 01:16:38,375 - MM-HMM. WELL-- 1322 01:16:41,166 --> 01:16:44,583 - GEORGE? 1323 01:16:44,667 --> 01:16:46,875 GEORGE? 1324 01:17:06,583 --> 01:17:09,500 GEORGE? 1325 01:17:22,834 --> 01:17:26,834 HELLO! HELLO, HELLO, HELLO! 1326 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,333 ANTONIO, ANTONIO. - MRS. WESTON. 1327 01:17:31,458 --> 01:17:35,750 MRS. WESTON, AH, I'M DELIGHTED TO SEE YOU. 1328 01:17:35,834 --> 01:17:37,959 - HAVE YOU SEEN GEORGE? 1329 01:17:38,083 --> 01:17:39,291 - HE'S NOT WITH YOU? - NO. 1330 01:17:39,375 --> 01:17:42,709 - MR. WESTON IS MISSING. GO. I WILL STAY WITH THE LADIES. 1331 01:17:42,792 --> 01:17:44,417 - OK. 1332 01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:47,625 - DON'T WORRY. I HAVE NEVER MISPLACED A TOURIST. 1333 01:17:47,709 --> 01:17:50,750 ROSA, HORCHATA PARA LA SENORA. 1334 01:17:50,834 --> 01:17:56,083 - WE WERE SLEEPING IN THE CAVE, AND WHEN I WOKE UP, HE WAS GONE. 1335 01:17:56,166 --> 01:17:59,041 - SHOW ME, PLEASE. - YEAH. 1336 01:17:59,166 --> 01:18:02,542 - IF YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING, WAS THERE A QUARREL? 1337 01:18:02,667 --> 01:18:05,000 - NO. WELL, YES, BUT-- 1338 01:18:05,125 --> 01:18:06,250 - YOU ARGUED, PERHAPS? 1339 01:18:06,333 --> 01:18:07,500 - PLEASE, JUST FIND HIM. HE MIGHT BE HURT. 1340 01:18:07,583 --> 01:18:11,583 - DON'T WORRY. WE WILL PRAY TO SAINT JUDE FOR HIM. 1341 01:18:13,166 --> 01:18:15,291 - GEORGE IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. I CAN'T JUST LEAVE. 1342 01:18:15,375 --> 01:18:17,542 - RAMON IS CALLING THE HELICOPTER. 1343 01:18:17,667 --> 01:18:20,875 THEY WILL SEARCH INTO THE NIGHT. 1344 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,834 WE MUST LEAVE BEFORE IT GETS DARK. 1345 01:18:22,959 --> 01:18:25,208 - ONLY IF YOU PROMISE ME YOU'LL FIND HIM. 1346 01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:29,583 - OF COURSE. I PROMISE, BUT NOW PLEASE-- 1347 01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:39,875 - WHERE ON EARTH COULD HE BE? 1348 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:42,166 - [OINKING] 1349 01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:45,041 - NO, PIG! NO! NOT AGAIN. GET BACK. BACK, BACK, BACK. 1350 01:18:45,083 --> 01:18:49,750 GO AWAY. AAH! OH! MAGGIE! 1351 01:18:49,875 --> 01:18:52,166 WHOA! GO. GO. 1352 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:56,083 HELP! UH UH UH! OH, MY GOD. 1353 01:18:56,208 --> 01:18:58,375 OH, GOD. OH... 1354 01:18:58,458 --> 01:19:01,875 MAGGIE! MAGGIE! 1355 01:19:01,959 --> 01:19:04,834 OOH! MAGGIE! 1356 01:19:04,917 --> 01:19:09,125 OH! OUCH! MAGGIE! 1357 01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:16,333 - SO YOU'RE NOT SURE HOW HE FEELS, 1358 01:19:16,417 --> 01:19:18,917 BUT YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A CHANCE. 1359 01:19:19,041 --> 01:19:20,709 YOU DON'T WANT TO GET A DIVORCE, 1360 01:19:20,792 --> 01:19:23,750 AND YOU'RE ON THE PLANE TOMORROW. 1361 01:19:23,834 --> 01:19:26,083 - YES. I THINK SO. 1362 01:19:26,208 --> 01:19:28,667 I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND. 1363 01:19:28,792 --> 01:19:33,417 - YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH YOUR HUSBAND. 1364 01:19:33,542 --> 01:19:37,500 IT HAPPENS. 1365 01:19:37,625 --> 01:19:38,667 - YOU HAVE SOUL, PHILLIP. 1366 01:19:38,750 --> 01:19:42,417 I THINK THAT'S WHAT ATTRACTED ME TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1367 01:19:42,500 --> 01:19:44,417 - NOT MY SMILE? 1368 01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:47,417 - WELL, THE SMILE GOES WITHOUT SAYING, 1369 01:19:47,542 --> 01:19:50,583 AND I HOPE YOU DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, 1370 01:19:50,667 --> 01:19:54,166 BUT, YOU KNOW, THE FACT THAT YOU WERE ATTRACTED TO ME, 1371 01:19:54,291 --> 01:19:57,291 YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THAT WAS. 1372 01:19:57,417 --> 01:20:02,792 - MAGGIE, HOW COULD ANYBODY NOT BE ATTRACTED TO YOU? 1373 01:20:06,583 --> 01:20:09,625 DISFRUTA LA VIDA. 1374 01:20:14,458 --> 01:20:18,792 - I'LL HAVE ANOTHER COCO LOCO, PLEASE. 1375 01:20:18,875 --> 01:20:21,083 [CHUCKLES] 1376 01:20:21,166 --> 01:20:22,792 SO TELL ME, GEORGE, 1377 01:20:22,834 --> 01:20:24,458 WHEN WAS THE MOMENT YOU SAID, 1378 01:20:24,542 --> 01:20:28,458 "HEY, THERE'S AN ELEPHANT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM. 1379 01:20:28,542 --> 01:20:31,125 WE NEED A DIVORCE"? 1380 01:20:31,250 --> 01:20:32,458 - GLORIA, I'M AN IDIOT. 1381 01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:35,166 - OH, I THINK YOU'RE GREAT. - OH, THANKS. 1382 01:20:35,291 --> 01:20:37,625 THAT MEANS A LOT BECAUSE I HAD MORE FUN WITH YOU THE OTHER DAY 1383 01:20:37,709 --> 01:20:41,208 THAN I HAVE HAD IN YEARS, AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 1384 01:20:41,333 --> 01:20:42,750 - THAT'S A PROBLEM? - YES. 1385 01:20:42,834 --> 01:20:44,500 YOU SEE, I NEED TO HAVE FUN WITH MY WIFE-- 1386 01:20:44,542 --> 01:20:48,959 MY EX-WIFE OR WHATEVER-- I MEAN, IF SHE'LL LET ME. 1387 01:20:49,041 --> 01:20:51,166 TELL ME THIS IS MAKING SENSE. 1388 01:20:51,291 --> 01:20:53,041 - UH...IN A WAY. 1389 01:20:53,166 --> 01:20:55,333 - GLORIA, YOU ARE AN EXTRAORDINARY WOMAN, 1390 01:20:55,417 --> 01:20:59,375 AND YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE. 1391 01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:05,208 GET A MASSAGE EVERY DAY AND NEVER STOP WINDSURFING. 1392 01:21:07,041 --> 01:21:10,375 - 20 BUCK TIP? GENEROUS GUY. 1393 01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:15,125 - WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A BANKER? 1394 01:21:47,834 --> 01:21:50,375 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1395 01:21:50,500 --> 01:21:52,792 - HA HA HA! 1396 01:21:52,917 --> 01:21:55,291 HELLO? HELLO? 1397 01:21:55,417 --> 01:21:59,000 OH, YES. OH. HEE HEE HEE! THANK YOU, ANTONIO. 1398 01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:01,125 - OH, SAY HELLO FOR ME. OW. 1399 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:03,250 - GEORGE, WE'RE GONNA MISS OUR PLANE. 1400 01:22:03,375 --> 01:22:05,750 ANTONIO IS SENDING A CAR FOR US. 1401 01:22:05,917 --> 01:22:08,083 - WHAT TIME IS IT? 1402 01:22:08,208 --> 01:22:11,542 - HA HA HA! 1403 01:22:14,291 --> 01:22:17,625 I DON'T FEEL DIVORCED... 1404 01:22:17,750 --> 01:22:19,917 - NEITHER DO I. 1405 01:22:20,041 --> 01:22:22,875 - AND I DON'T FEEL MARRIED, EITHER. 1406 01:22:22,959 --> 01:22:24,709 - HOW DO YOU FEEL? 1407 01:22:24,792 --> 01:22:28,458 - BETTER. 1408 01:22:28,542 --> 01:22:31,291 - ME, TOO. 1409 01:22:55,041 --> 01:22:58,542 - OH, THANK YOU. 1410 01:22:58,667 --> 01:23:00,792 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1411 01:23:00,917 --> 01:23:03,792 HERE YOU GO. THANK YOU. 1412 01:23:03,917 --> 01:23:04,792 - THANK YOU. 1413 01:23:04,875 --> 01:23:07,208 - THANK YOU. BYE. 1414 01:23:07,333 --> 01:23:08,750 I TIPPED THEM $4.00, $2.00 EACH. 1415 01:23:08,834 --> 01:23:10,625 - IT'S GREAT. 1416 01:23:10,709 --> 01:23:13,875 - IT'S NOT TOO MUCH? 1417 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,750 - PERFECT. 1418 01:23:15,834 --> 01:23:18,834 MAGGIE, WE CAN'T BE DIVORCED. 1419 01:23:18,959 --> 01:23:20,792 - HOW ARE WE GONNA TELL THE KIDS? 1420 01:23:20,917 --> 01:23:25,458 - MAGGIE, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 1421 01:23:37,041 --> 01:23:41,208 - ANTONIO, WOULD YOU MARRY US, PLEASE? 1422 01:23:41,291 --> 01:23:43,500 - I WOULD BE HONORED, BUT IT'S NOT NECESSARY 1423 01:23:43,625 --> 01:23:48,375 BECAUSE I DID NOT FILE THE DIVORCE PAPERS. 1424 01:23:48,458 --> 01:23:53,166 MY DEAR MR. AND MRS. WESTON, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND. 1425 01:23:53,291 --> 01:23:55,375 SO MANY COUPLES COME TO MANZANILLA EACH YEAR, 1426 01:23:55,458 --> 01:24:00,208 BUT WHEN I SAW YOU, SOME VALENTINO SPOKE TO ME, 1427 01:24:00,333 --> 01:24:02,917 AND HE SAID, "ANTONIO, HERE ARE TWO PEOPLE 1428 01:24:03,041 --> 01:24:06,583 WHO DESPERATELY WANT TO FIX A LOVE THAT IS BROKEN." 1429 01:24:06,709 --> 01:24:09,959 WAS I WRONG TO LISTEN? 1430 01:24:10,041 --> 01:24:12,375 - NO. 1431 01:24:12,875 --> 01:24:16,333 GEORGE, WE COULD RENEW OUR VOWS. 1432 01:24:16,417 --> 01:24:18,750 - BUT THERE'S NO TIME. THEY'RE BOARDING. 1433 01:24:18,875 --> 01:24:20,000 - NO, NO, NO. 1434 01:24:20,083 --> 01:24:24,000 BOARDING AND LEAVING, TWO VERY DIFFERENT PROCEDURES. 1435 01:24:24,083 --> 01:24:25,583 HEY! 1436 01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:36,542 - [SNIFFING] 1437 01:24:36,667 --> 01:24:39,875 - AND DO YOU, MAGGIE WESTON, TAKE GEORGE WESTON 1438 01:24:39,917 --> 01:24:41,834 TO LOVE, HONOR, AND OBEY-- 1439 01:24:41,917 --> 01:24:44,709 - UH, "OBEY." NO. WE DON'T GO THERE. 1440 01:24:44,834 --> 01:24:46,375 - AMERICANS. 1441 01:24:46,458 --> 01:24:49,083 TO CHERISH FOREVER IN SICKNESS AND HEALTH 1442 01:24:49,208 --> 01:24:52,750 FROM THIS DAY FORWARD AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE? 1443 01:24:52,875 --> 01:24:55,625 - I DO. 1444 01:24:55,750 --> 01:25:00,875 - NOW YOUR RING. YOUR RING. 1445 01:25:00,959 --> 01:25:05,000 - WHERE'S YOUR RING, GEORGE? WHERE IS IT? 1446 01:25:05,125 --> 01:25:07,667 - UH... 1447 01:25:09,125 --> 01:25:11,792 GOOD BOY. GOOD BOY. GOOD DOG. GOOD BOY. 1448 01:25:11,875 --> 01:25:14,542 THERE IT IS. 1449 01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:18,458 AH. 1450 01:25:18,583 --> 01:25:19,625 - AH. 1451 01:25:19,750 --> 01:25:22,250 - HA HA! 1452 01:25:24,333 --> 01:25:26,375 - WITH THE POWER VESTED IN ME 1453 01:25:26,458 --> 01:25:28,750 AS CHIEF MAGISTRATE OF MANZANILLA, 1454 01:25:28,834 --> 01:25:32,875 I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE... 1455 01:25:32,959 --> 01:25:35,333 AGAIN. 1456 01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,583 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY HALLMARK CHANNEL 1457 01:26:32,709 --> 01:26:36,417 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 97480

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