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Nobody home. - [ Sighs ] 11 00:01:06,158 --> 00:01:09,998 [ Whispers ] I'm so home. 12 00:01:10,474 --> 00:01:11,433 Thank you. 13 00:01:11,434 --> 00:01:14,790 [ Whispers ] It's very... very... 14 00:01:14,791 --> 00:01:15,749 [ Moans ] 15 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:18,150 ...good... to be home. 16 00:01:19,108 --> 00:01:22,464 [ Whispers ] Ally... 17 00:01:22,465 --> 00:01:23,903 [ Sighs ] 18 00:01:23,904 --> 00:01:26,302 [ Sighs ] It'll be the Mormons. 19 00:01:26,303 --> 00:01:29,179 - [ Grunts ] Mormons... - [ Chuckles ] 20 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:33,496 We don't want to be Mormons, do we? 21 00:01:33,497 --> 00:01:34,935 [ Groans ] Uh-uh. 22 00:01:34,936 --> 00:01:38,013 Mmm, maybe - 23 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:39,452 all those wives. 24 00:01:39,453 --> 00:01:40,891 - [ Laughs ] - MAN; Are you up there? 25 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:41,642 Oh! 26 00:01:43,490 --> 00:01:44,450 [ Sighs ] 27 00:01:47,327 --> 00:01:48,525 Gary! 28 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:50,324 I came as fast as I could. 29 00:01:50,325 --> 00:01:52,682 [ Sighs ] Me too. [ Chuckles ] 30 00:01:52,683 --> 00:01:54,480 - Oh, is this a bad time? - Yes. 31 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,481 No. I'll be right down. 32 00:01:59,278 --> 00:02:01,078 Gary's here. 33 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:06,833 Hello, Edie. 34 00:02:07,312 --> 00:02:09,752 - Did we get you out of bed? - No, of course not. 35 00:02:12,148 --> 00:02:12,628 Oh, God, look at this mess! 36 00:02:19,862 --> 00:02:22,260 I can't believe you got back so soon. 37 00:02:22,261 --> 00:02:23,501 Oh, as soon as we got the message... 38 00:02:23,979 --> 00:02:25,897 He's like, 'We're out of here - Ally's ovulating." 39 00:02:25,898 --> 00:02:28,138 Well, it was very good of you. Thank you. 40 00:02:28,576 --> 00:02:30,973 - So much for pears in red wine. - Hey? 41 00:02:30,974 --> 00:02:32,892 Oh, we were staying at Edie's sister's... 42 00:02:32,893 --> 00:02:33,851 For the weekend. 43 00:02:33,852 --> 00:02:35,212 She does great pears in red wine. 44 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:37,608 There'll be other times. 45 00:02:37,609 --> 00:02:39,529 - Hey. Hi. - Ally! 46 00:02:40,967 --> 00:02:43,364 I was gonna bring some wine, sorry. 47 00:02:43,365 --> 00:02:45,762 I didn't know if that was the right thing to do or not. 48 00:02:45,763 --> 00:02:48,080 - Alcohol is always a good idea. - Cheers. 49 00:02:48,081 --> 00:02:48,961 Where's mine? 50 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,360 Um, I'm going to make you a herbal tea. 51 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:54,835 Bullshit. I'm gonna have nine months of being sober. Here's to that. 52 00:02:54,836 --> 00:02:56,474 Of course we are. 53 00:02:56,475 --> 00:02:59,832 All this before. 54 00:02:59,833 --> 00:03:01,550 Yeah, we have. 55 00:03:01,551 --> 00:03:02,511 This time, however... 56 00:03:02,990 --> 00:03:04,428 It's going to work. 57 00:03:04,429 --> 00:03:06,829 On that note, Gaz... 58 00:03:08,266 --> 00:03:09,666 ...let's go make a baby. 59 00:03:10,145 --> 00:03:11,585 [ Inhales excitedly ] 60 00:03:20,177 --> 00:03:22,577 SONG: Immerse yourself in me 61 00:03:23,055 --> 00:03:26,415 In bliss and ecstasy 62 00:03:26,892 --> 00:03:31,212 Playing your games of passion 63 00:03:33,128 --> 00:03:35,045 Naked seduction 64 00:03:35,046 --> 00:03:38,882 And breathless emotion 65 00:03:38,883 --> 00:03:43,203 Sea of love in satin 66 00:03:45,598 --> 00:03:47,998 I want you, oh 67 00:03:51,834 --> 00:03:53,751 To satisfy 68 00:03:53,752 --> 00:03:55,072 Satisfy 69 00:03:58,069 --> 00:04:00,949 I want you 70 00:04:03,345 --> 00:04:06,702 To satisfy 71 00:04:06,703 --> 00:04:08,620 Embrace me 72 00:04:08,621 --> 00:04:10,541 Hey, yeah. 73 00:04:29,566 --> 00:04:30,526 Gaz? 74 00:04:31,006 --> 00:04:32,045 Yeah? 75 00:04:32,047 --> 00:04:33,485 You OK? 76 00:04:33,487 --> 00:04:36,367 Yeah, um... 77 00:04:41,889 --> 00:04:44,769 Edie, I really hope this isn't completely messing up all your plans. 78 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:47,651 Well, Ally is on heat. 79 00:04:49,573 --> 00:04:51,493 So... 80 00:04:51,973 --> 00:04:54,730 ...how come you guys don't adopt? 81 00:04:54,734 --> 00:04:57,411 Apart from wanting to have our own... 82 00:04:57,415 --> 00:05:00,851 ...the whole system is geared towards legally married hetero couples. 83 00:05:00,856 --> 00:05:03,453 - Mmm, you could go to a sperm bank. - Same deal. 84 00:05:03,457 --> 00:05:05,854 You can't just walk in there and buy sperm like you buy a loaf of bread. 85 00:05:05,857 --> 00:05:10,653 [ Chuckles ] I mean, there's fertility tests and psychological tests... 86 00:05:10,659 --> 00:05:14,019 - Is that right? - Yeah. 87 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,697 You never thought of this before? 88 00:05:16,701 --> 00:05:18,459 Hey? 89 00:05:18,462 --> 00:05:21,342 Before you decided to be gay. 90 00:05:22,303 --> 00:05:23,743 Edie, you and Gary have discussed this, yeah? 91 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:25,662 Well, yes, of course we have. 92 00:05:25,664 --> 00:05:28,064 It's just that I know that you guys haven't been together long, and... 93 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:29,983 Whoa-ho! [ Laughs ] 94 00:05:29,985 --> 00:05:33,745 You just worry about your own world. You're the one with the problems. 95 00:05:36,148 --> 00:05:38,425 Do you want me to get Edie to give you some help? 96 00:05:38,428 --> 00:05:40,745 Ally... Ally, I think I can do it. 97 00:05:40,749 --> 00:05:43,107 I mean, unless you want to give me a hand. 98 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:45,747 Nah, it's OK. I'm not very good with penises. 99 00:05:45,751 --> 00:05:49,547 [ Sighs ] Say that again. 100 00:05:49,552 --> 00:05:52,632 I'm not very good... with penises. 101 00:05:53,113 --> 00:05:55,033 [ Pants ] Can you say that one more time? 102 00:05:59,355 --> 00:06:01,995 [ Whispers Silkily ] I'm not very good with penises. 103 00:06:02,476 --> 00:06:05,913 [ Pants ] Ohh. Ohh! 104 00:06:05,918 --> 00:06:07,358 So, like, um, this kid - 105 00:06:07,838 --> 00:06:08,796 you gonna...? 106 00:06:08,798 --> 00:06:11,675 Well, it's gonna be a lesbian, yeah? 107 00:06:11,679 --> 00:06:14,079 Well, actually, we were hoping for twins. 108 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:18,196 That way, if one of them is straight, we can have it terminated. 109 00:06:18,201 --> 00:06:20,599 - Are you serious? - Are you? 110 00:06:20,603 --> 00:06:22,800 Well, look, I just want to know, 111 00:06:22,803 --> 00:06:24,601 because, like, I'm gonna be the stepmother of this kid... 112 00:06:24,604 --> 00:06:27,321 Hang on. No, Edie, you're not really the stepmother. 113 00:06:27,325 --> 00:06:29,362 - Excuse me? - You're not the stepmother. 114 00:06:29,365 --> 00:06:32,125 You're not step-anything. You're step-backwards 10 yards. 115 00:06:34,607 --> 00:06:35,565 [ Sighs ] 116 00:06:35,567 --> 00:06:39,084 Here it is - All set and ready to go. 117 00:06:39,089 --> 00:06:40,647 Here's hoping. 118 00:06:40,649 --> 00:06:42,089 Yeah. 119 00:06:48,011 --> 00:06:50,408 [ Washes Hands ] 120 00:06:50,412 --> 00:06:52,570 We made the deal with Gary, not with you. 121 00:06:52,573 --> 00:06:53,053 Are you on the birth...? 122 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:54,771 Who cares whose name is on the birth certificate? 123 00:06:54,773 --> 00:06:57,130 - Is your name gonna be on the...? - It doesn't make a difference! 124 00:06:57,134 --> 00:06:58,093 It's a legality. 125 00:06:58,095 --> 00:06:59,533 If me and Gaz ever get married, 126 00:06:59,536 --> 00:07:02,736 I'll be way more closely related to that kid than you'll ever be! 127 00:07:03,217 --> 00:07:05,734 - Oh, like fuck you will! - GAZ: Hey! 128 00:07:05,737 --> 00:07:07,657 Fingers crossed. 129 00:07:08,058 --> 00:07:09,896 - This is stupid, the whole thing. - What? What is? 130 00:07:09,899 --> 00:07:14,059 Gary, can you please get this moron out of my house? 131 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:15,499 You're so rude! 132 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:17,498 Get the fuck outta my house. 133 00:07:17,501 --> 00:07:21,181 Hey, guys! Mission accomplished. 134 00:07:35,147 --> 00:07:38,507 CHLOE: I reckon Bonnie's on to me about work. 135 00:07:38,988 --> 00:07:40,906 She totally freaked me out. 136 00:07:40,909 --> 00:07:42,829 And what's worse, she knew I was freaked out. 137 00:07:43,310 --> 00:07:45,707 Bonnie's not dumb, Chloe. 138 00:07:45,710 --> 00:07:47,628 What do you think I should tell her the truth? 139 00:07:47,631 --> 00:07:50,028 - Mmm, nuh. - [ Both Laugh ] 140 00:07:50,032 --> 00:07:53,388 It's not like the truth is gonna make anybody happy. 141 00:07:53,393 --> 00:07:56,670 Don't have kids - that's the answer. 142 00:07:56,674 --> 00:07:59,071 I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 143 00:07:59,075 --> 00:08:02,195 No, it's OK. We get the results today. 144 00:08:02,676 --> 00:08:06,516 - Attempt number 1,602. [ Laughs ] - Fingers crossed. 145 00:08:06,957 --> 00:08:07,875 - Yeah. - Good luck. 146 00:08:07,877 --> 00:08:09,795 Have you ever thought about getting pregnant yourself? 147 00:08:09,798 --> 00:08:12,718 Me? [ Chuckles ] No! 148 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,916 I couldn't give up heaps of stuff, like working... 149 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,360 - And drinking? - Yes! 150 00:08:18,041 --> 00:08:20,398 Drinking! Drinking and drinking. 151 00:08:20,402 --> 00:08:22,560 Come on. Let's go. 152 00:08:22,563 --> 00:08:23,521 Meow! 153 00:08:23,523 --> 00:08:25,920 [ Man Pants ] 154 00:08:25,924 --> 00:08:28,524 [ Woman Moans ] 155 00:08:29,005 --> 00:08:31,402 Yeah, I'm trying. 156 00:08:31,406 --> 00:08:34,566 Hard to know which way to look here. 157 00:08:36,007 --> 00:08:38,407 I don't know why. 158 00:08:38,888 --> 00:08:39,847 To get excited about. [ Laughs ] 159 00:08:39,849 --> 00:08:41,889 [ Grunts ] 160 00:08:42,769 --> 00:08:45,649 MAN: Oh yeah, do more of that. 161 00:08:46,130 --> 00:08:48,047 [ Laughs ] 162 00:08:48,050 --> 00:08:49,010 - MAN: Hey! Whoa! - Hey? 163 00:08:49,491 --> 00:08:50,889 - MAN: Hey? Where you going? - Nature calls. I'll be two seconds. 164 00:08:50,892 --> 00:08:52,092 - Oi! - Can we come with you? 165 00:08:52,572 --> 00:08:54,490 Nuh. Not unless you want to pay extra. 166 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:56,410 MAN: Oh. 167 00:08:56,414 --> 00:08:58,894 - TIPPI: Heather - MAN: Yeah! 168 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:00,333 [ Tippi Moans ] 169 00:09:00,335 --> 00:09:04,251 You have to relax, Gino, if you want me to bounce. Ready? 170 00:09:04,256 --> 00:09:07,133 - TIPPI: OK. Ready? - MAN: Yeah. Oh... [ Pants ] 171 00:09:07,137 --> 00:09:08,575 Gino, we'll just slide up and down, OK? 172 00:09:08,578 --> 00:09:10,738 - TIPPI: Heather? You're missing out. - Coming. 173 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,658 - [ Tippi Moans ] - MAN: Shit... 174 00:09:33,226 --> 00:09:35,146 [ Sighs ] 175 00:09:47,150 --> 00:09:49,550 - Heather, you're late. - 3 minutes late. 176 00:09:50,031 --> 00:09:50,990 35 minutes, actually. 177 00:09:50,992 --> 00:09:52,912 Well, it's daylight saving - messes me up. 178 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:54,351 We're not in daylight saving right now. 179 00:09:54,353 --> 00:09:55,791 We should be. 180 00:09:55,793 --> 00:09:57,710 Your favourite client's here. 181 00:09:57,714 --> 00:09:59,154 - Which one? - Alexander. 182 00:09:59,635 --> 00:10:02,035 Got here early - I put him in room three. 183 00:10:02,516 --> 00:10:05,396 - How long's he paid for? - An hour. 184 00:10:07,317 --> 00:10:10,154 SINGS: Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop... 185 00:10:10,158 --> 00:10:11,596 [ Bubbles Pop ] 186 00:10:11,599 --> 00:10:13,477 When the wind blows 187 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,920 The cradle will rock... 188 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,838 Little man? 189 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,760 Where are you? 190 00:10:22,763 --> 00:10:25,163 [ Alex Whimpers ] 191 00:10:26,123 --> 00:10:28,520 [ Shrieks Happily ] 192 00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:29,483 Hey. 193 00:10:29,485 --> 00:10:31,163 - [ Pants Excitedly ] - What are you doing? 194 00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:34,042 What are you doing? - What are you up to? Hmm? 195 00:10:34,046 --> 00:10:36,124 Where's he gone? 196 00:10:36,127 --> 00:10:39,683 Where... is... Alexander? 197 00:10:39,688 --> 00:10:41,806 [ Pants ] 198 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,246 Where is baby Alex? 199 00:10:43,249 --> 00:10:45,169 - Gotcher! - [ Laughs Gleefully ] 200 00:10:47,091 --> 00:10:50,327 Do you want to come up here on the bed? It's nice and warm. 201 00:10:50,331 --> 00:10:51,891 Mamma... 202 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,930 [ Magical Tinkling ] 203 00:10:54,933 --> 00:10:56,850 [ Laughs ] 204 00:10:56,853 --> 00:10:59,251 Lauren, do you know anything about rechargeable batteries? 205 00:10:59,255 --> 00:11:02,135 - LAUREN: Only that they're rechargeable. - [ Sighs ] 206 00:11:02,615 --> 00:11:05,975 To be honest, I haven't had much to do with them. 207 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:11,253 Yeah. I looked into it once, but the recharger was super-expensive. 208 00:11:11,259 --> 00:11:14,135 - Why do you need so many batteries? - [ Sighs ] 209 00:11:14,139 --> 00:11:15,577 I collect torches. 210 00:11:15,579 --> 00:11:19,415 I'm sorry. I'm just not on the ball today. 211 00:11:19,421 --> 00:11:20,861 Oh, Lauren, it'll get better. 212 00:11:21,342 --> 00:11:24,699 You'll get more clients the more you get the hang of it... 213 00:11:24,703 --> 00:11:27,619 I just... don't think I'm very good at certain things. 214 00:11:27,623 --> 00:11:29,061 What things? 215 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:33,620 Just... some... things don't come as naturally to me as maybe... 216 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,343 I hear you. Greek's not for everyone. It took me a week to get used to it. 217 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,747 - I'm talking about oral sex. - Blow jobs? 218 00:11:39,228 --> 00:11:40,188 Shh! 219 00:11:41,548 --> 00:11:42,906 I just don't think I've ever learnt how to do it, not properly. 220 00:11:42,909 --> 00:11:48,784 Well, Tippi can fix that. All you need is a lesson or two. Come on! 221 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:49,541 OK. 222 00:11:51,192 --> 00:11:52,630 - Oh! [ Laughs ] - [ Giggles ] 223 00:11:52,632 --> 00:11:54,429 [ Alarm Beeps ] 224 00:11:54,432 --> 00:11:55,511 Oh, Alex, I've gotta go. 225 00:11:55,513 --> 00:11:58,873 - [ Whimpers ] - Seriously, sweetheart, time's up. 226 00:11:59,355 --> 00:12:02,232 - [ Cries ] - No. Excuse me?! 227 00:12:02,236 --> 00:12:03,194 Mummy... 228 00:12:03,196 --> 00:12:05,913 No, Alex, seriously, I've gotta go. I've got another client. 229 00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:07,357 [ Sighs ] 230 00:12:07,837 --> 00:12:08,677 OK. OK. 231 00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:11,878 Please. 232 00:12:14,759 --> 00:12:18,479 Do you think next time you could wear something a bit more... 'mummy'? 233 00:12:18,961 --> 00:12:21,318 You must have some sensible shoes somewhere. 234 00:12:21,321 --> 00:12:24,121 Yeah, I'll see what I can do. Come on. 235 00:12:31,165 --> 00:12:32,605 Owen? 236 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,525 Hello, handsome. 237 00:12:35,006 --> 00:12:37,406 You're so beautiful. 238 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:40,284 Aww. Thank you. 239 00:12:40,288 --> 00:12:41,726 I'm very glad you're here. 240 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:44,128 - Well, I don't know about that. - Of course I am. 241 00:12:44,609 --> 00:12:47,486 Well, it's very kind of you to say so, even if it isn't true. 242 00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:50,686 - [ Chuckles ] - You're so good to me. 243 00:12:50,691 --> 00:12:52,609 You're very good to me too. [ Chuckles ] 244 00:12:52,612 --> 00:12:54,529 Sweetheart... 245 00:12:54,532 --> 00:12:57,889 ...room five - give up two seconds. 246 00:12:57,894 --> 00:13:00,294 Don't start without me. 247 00:13:09,898 --> 00:13:11,816 Hey, baby, it's me. 248 00:13:11,819 --> 00:13:14,695 Listen, can you meet me at work in an hour? 249 00:13:14,699 --> 00:13:15,977 It's a surprise. 250 00:13:15,979 --> 00:13:17,897 I'll tell you when you get here. 'Bye. 251 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,340 [ Sighs ] 252 00:13:20,781 --> 00:13:22,698 Sorry about that. 253 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,619 Now... 254 00:13:24,622 --> 00:13:25,580 ...where were we, handsome? 255 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:28,943 No, no. Come and sit up here beside me. 256 00:13:30,585 --> 00:13:32,345 I've bought you a present. 257 00:13:32,825 --> 00:13:34,745 You shouldn't have. 258 00:13:37,187 --> 00:13:39,584 Chutney. 259 00:13:39,588 --> 00:13:42,065 My wife used to make it for me, 260 00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:44,188 and now I'm making it for you... and your girlfriend. 261 00:13:54,393 --> 00:13:55,831 Mel. 262 00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,750 Nick. 263 00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:59,193 Nice to have you on our books. 264 00:13:59,674 --> 00:14:02,071 Well, it's early days yet. 265 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,033 [ Chuckles ] 266 00:14:03,035 --> 00:14:04,953 Let's celebrate. What are you drinking? 267 00:14:04,956 --> 00:14:07,036 I'm not. I'm working. 268 00:14:09,438 --> 00:14:11,355 I've already signed on the dotted line, Nick. 269 00:14:11,358 --> 00:14:13,758 You don't have to fork out for champagne. 270 00:14:14,239 --> 00:14:16,479 It's alright, I just like to drink to these things, you know? 271 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,877 It's an Armenian tradition. 272 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,798 I didn't know you were Armenian. 273 00:14:20,801 --> 00:14:21,761 No, I'm not. 274 00:14:23,202 --> 00:14:26,079 [ Laughs ] 275 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:28,003 That's funny. 276 00:14:28,483 --> 00:14:33,559 Listen, I will be at the Stork on Wednesday at 2:00. 277 00:14:33,566 --> 00:14:35,486 I'll save you a seat. 278 00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:46,607 [ Moaning ] 279 00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:49,970 [ Man Laughs ] Oh... oh, yes. 280 00:14:50,451 --> 00:14:51,889 Oh, yes! 281 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,289 Oh, yes. Ohh! 282 00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:56,692 Ohh! Ohhh! 283 00:14:57,173 --> 00:14:59,090 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh... 284 00:14:59,093 --> 00:15:00,531 I love... viagra! 285 00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:03,411 - Aww. - Ahhh... 286 00:15:03,415 --> 00:15:05,335 [ Pants ] Ahh... 287 00:15:05,816 --> 00:15:06,816 Mmm. 288 00:15:09,777 --> 00:15:11,697 Ahh. [ Exhales ] 289 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,258 [ Sighs ] 290 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,897 I like Viagra too. 291 00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:20,701 [ Both Laughs ] 292 00:15:28,104 --> 00:15:29,984 Heather? What was that? 293 00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:31,742 What? 294 00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:33,062 What are you doing? 295 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,945 - What are you doing? - Forgot my watch. 296 00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:39,946 - It's right here. - Oh. [ Chuckles ] That was lucky. 297 00:15:42,348 --> 00:15:44,745 You know, you were fantastic today. 298 00:15:44,748 --> 00:15:46,666 Oh, go on. 299 00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:48,587 - I bet you say that to all the boys. - Yep. 300 00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:49,948 But occasionally I mean it. 301 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,230 Come on. I'll walk you out. 302 00:15:55,073 --> 00:15:56,990 - Tell me what's going on! - You'll see! 303 00:15:56,993 --> 00:16:00,350 Mmm! You haven't dragged me into the toilets for years! 304 00:16:00,354 --> 00:16:01,954 Shh! 305 00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:07,634 Listen, I've been thinking about it, 306 00:16:07,636 --> 00:16:10,033 and we've got all the sperm we need. 307 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,955 Who needs Gary or anybody else? 308 00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:14,638 What? You're not... serious? Jesus! 309 00:16:15,239 --> 00:16:18,115 I know the guy, and he's fit, he's healthy, and he's clean. 310 00:16:18,119 --> 00:16:19,517 Forget it. No. 311 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,158 - Listen to me. Ally, wait! - No. No way! 312 00:16:21,161 --> 00:16:22,121 - Ally, wait! - No! 313 00:16:22,601 --> 00:16:24,958 Hey. You guys OK? 314 00:16:24,962 --> 00:16:26,212 Yeah. 315 00:16:27,843 --> 00:16:30,480 We were just having a private moment. 316 00:16:30,484 --> 00:16:32,884 Yeah. Right. Well, it's pretty busy out there. 317 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:49,210 [ Door Closes ] 318 00:16:52,572 --> 00:16:54,489 You're up. 319 00:16:54,492 --> 00:16:56,892 I had a few things I needed to... drink. 320 00:16:59,294 --> 00:17:01,571 And I'm wondering, you know, 321 00:17:01,574 --> 00:17:03,492 what the hell's going on in your brain? 322 00:17:03,495 --> 00:17:05,375 That stunt you pulled - that was so weird. 323 00:17:05,856 --> 00:17:07,693 I thought I was doing the right thing. 324 00:17:07,696 --> 00:17:09,614 The right thing? 325 00:17:09,617 --> 00:17:12,894 You think I'm gonna put some random guy's jizz inside me? 326 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:13,856 It came from a client. 327 00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,775 [ Sarcastically ] Oh, well, it came from a client! 328 00:17:15,779 --> 00:17:18,656 He's a regular, I know him. He's very safe. 329 00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:21,697 Are you kidding? He goes to brothels and fucks prostitutes. 330 00:17:21,701 --> 00:17:23,898 Well, you come home and fuck one. What's the diff? 331 00:17:23,901 --> 00:17:26,781 What? I'm one of your clients now? 332 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,823 No, I'm sorry. 333 00:17:29,303 --> 00:17:31,221 I just thought I could solve everything. 334 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:34,104 This one you can't. Not like that. 335 00:17:35,865 --> 00:17:37,303 Gary's coming tonight. 336 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,226 I'm gonna talk to him, try and convince him to give it another go. 337 00:17:39,707 --> 00:17:41,467 What makes you think Gary's the answer? 338 00:17:41,948 --> 00:17:43,268 Gary and his nincompoop girlfriend! 339 00:17:43,669 --> 00:17:45,989 - 'Cause I trust him. - Well, I don't care about trust. 340 00:17:46,669 --> 00:17:49,546 We just need someone who packs real bullets. 341 00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:52,747 You need sleep or something. You're losing the plot. 342 00:17:52,751 --> 00:17:55,151 No. I'm trying to keep this togther. 343 00:17:56,112 --> 00:17:56,862 OK. 344 00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:01,193 Well... tonight, be nice to Gary and the girlfriend. 345 00:18:01,674 --> 00:18:03,232 You know I will. 346 00:18:03,235 --> 00:18:06,115 I charm the pants off Gary... 347 00:18:06,595 --> 00:18:08,753 ...and the moron. 348 00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:10,197 [ Laughs ] 349 00:18:11,638 --> 00:18:14,035 - Nuh. - No. Good change. 350 00:18:14,038 --> 00:18:15,396 [ Both Chuckle ] 351 00:18:15,399 --> 00:18:17,959 Bon, you haven't done any homework at all this week. 352 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,878 I do it all at school. 353 00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:22,717 How can it be homework if you can do it at school? 354 00:18:22,721 --> 00:18:24,639 'Cause I get it all finished in class. 355 00:18:24,642 --> 00:18:29,038 And, anyway, you're my main homework. 356 00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:30,963 - Me? - No, Mum. 357 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,401 We're having Careers Day, 358 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:36,041 and people come and they talk about their work and what they do, 359 00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:37,563 and I volunteered you. 360 00:18:37,566 --> 00:18:39,484 Oh, Bon, I don't think I'd be very... 361 00:18:39,487 --> 00:18:40,445 I just said that you'd come 362 00:18:40,447 --> 00:18:42,367 and you'd talk about the casino and everything. 363 00:18:42,927 --> 00:18:45,804 - Sounds pretty cool. - Mmm. 364 00:18:45,809 --> 00:18:47,727 Why don't you get Josh? He'd be much more interesting. 365 00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:49,407 He could talk about music, recording... 366 00:18:49,409 --> 00:18:50,847 No, I want you. 367 00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:53,290 And I told everyone that you'd come. 368 00:18:56,172 --> 00:18:56,922 OK. 369 00:18:58,573 --> 00:19:01,933 [ Groans ] Bonnie nominates me for Career's Day, and what do you say? 370 00:19:02,414 --> 00:19:03,852 "That sounds pretty cool." 371 00:19:03,855 --> 00:19:06,732 - What was I supposed to say? - I don't know. 372 00:19:06,736 --> 00:19:08,653 What am I supposed to do? 373 00:19:08,656 --> 00:19:10,576 - You could tell her. - Mmm. 374 00:19:11,057 --> 00:19:13,175 And admit to her that I've been lying to her all this time? 375 00:19:13,178 --> 00:19:14,618 I can't. 376 00:19:15,098 --> 00:19:20,373 Telling the truth, in theory, always sounds great. 377 00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:24,500 In reality, I don't think I'm sufficiently... horrible. 378 00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:27,461 You could stop working. 379 00:19:30,143 --> 00:19:30,622 We've talked about that. 380 00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:33,624 I'm just saying. For Bonnie's sake. 381 00:19:39,707 --> 00:19:44,502 Or you could go to her school and give a talk about dealing blackjack. 382 00:19:44,508 --> 00:19:48,424 It's just 21, isn't it? If you go over 21, then you go bust. 383 00:19:48,429 --> 00:19:49,867 [ Sighs ] 384 00:19:49,870 --> 00:19:52,270 I absolutely apologise for what I said that day. 385 00:19:52,751 --> 00:19:54,669 You called Edie a moron. 386 00:19:54,672 --> 00:19:56,112 I'm sorry. 387 00:19:56,592 --> 00:19:59,469 I've been so stresses out. I rang you 14 times. 388 00:19:59,473 --> 00:20:00,913 I've left messages. 389 00:20:01,394 --> 00:20:03,791 Gary, please tell me what I have to do to make this right. 390 00:20:03,795 --> 00:20:08,111 Look, Edie's really smart once you get to know her. 391 00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:10,513 Look, the thing is... 392 00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:12,914 ...do you want to try again? 393 00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:16,277 Because we're keen, if you're keen. 394 00:20:16,759 --> 00:20:19,636 All I ever want to do is help you guys. 395 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,560 So let's give it another go. 396 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:26,000 [ Sighs ] Yeah, let's do that. 397 00:20:26,482 --> 00:20:28,799 [ Laughs Ecstatically ] Fantastic, Gaz! 398 00:20:28,803 --> 00:20:30,963 We could even try tonight, if you're up for it. 399 00:20:31,443 --> 00:20:35,759 Yeah. Yeah. [ Chuckles ] There's... there's just one thing. 400 00:20:35,765 --> 00:20:39,601 I've made a few changes to the parenting agreement. 401 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,524 I'm thinking access is important to me. 402 00:20:41,527 --> 00:20:43,444 Yeah. We've discussed that. 403 00:20:43,447 --> 00:20:47,084 GAZ: We have, I know. It's just... I've thought more about a few things. 404 00:20:47,089 --> 00:20:50,569 Uh-huh. Well, everything's open to discussion down the track. 405 00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:51,848 Not everything. 406 00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:54,247 Gary, this list is insane! We can't agree to this. 407 00:20:54,251 --> 00:20:56,888 Hang on, Ally, surely we can work something out. 408 00:20:56,892 --> 00:20:59,289 "Unrestricted access"? What, you can see the child whenever you want? 409 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:03,448 - I am the biological parent. - Yeah, but come on! 410 00:21:03,454 --> 00:21:04,732 A-Ally, Gary, 411 00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:06,254 we're all on the same team here, you know. 412 00:21:06,735 --> 00:21:10,491 - We don't need to argue about this... - Have a look at this stuff! 413 00:21:10,496 --> 00:21:11,374 Did Edie put you up to this? 414 00:21:11,376 --> 00:21:13,174 I have to respect her feelings! 415 00:21:13,177 --> 00:21:17,497 Oh, shit, Gaz! Why don't you and the moron have the baby yourselves! 416 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:23,140 I can't believe you just used that word. 417 00:21:25,181 --> 00:21:27,101 - She didn't mean it, Gaz. - I didn't. 418 00:21:27,582 --> 00:21:29,820 I'm sorry, I really didn't. 419 00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:32,340 But... I can't do this. No way. 420 00:21:32,344 --> 00:21:34,624 Well, that's your call, Ally. 421 00:21:35,105 --> 00:21:36,303 Hey! Hang on! Gary, wait! 422 00:21:36,305 --> 00:21:37,743 - No. You talk to Ally. - No. Listen! 423 00:21:37,746 --> 00:21:39,666 - GAZ: It's up to her. - We just need to... Hang on! 424 00:21:40,146 --> 00:21:41,106 [ Door Slams ] 425 00:21:53,631 --> 00:21:57,467 Well, that's it, then. There goes our one great chance. 426 00:21:57,472 --> 00:21:59,390 He wants unrestricted access. 427 00:21:59,393 --> 00:22:03,189 Him and the moron come take our baby whenever they get the urge. 428 00:22:03,194 --> 00:22:05,991 - It wouldn't work like that. - How else would it work? 429 00:22:05,995 --> 00:22:08,392 Well, we'd fight him on that one later. 430 00:22:08,396 --> 00:22:10,793 - What about your job? - What about it? 431 00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:12,234 There's a clause in there 432 00:22:12,237 --> 00:22:16,557 that says your occupation might have an adverse impact on the kid. 433 00:22:17,999 --> 00:22:21,595 Well, that's just people who don't understand. 434 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,200 If he's this demanding now, how's it gonna end? 435 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,438 It just ended, thanks to you! 436 00:22:25,441 --> 00:22:26,401 [ Sighs ] 437 00:22:26,882 --> 00:22:29,562 - [ Strains ] - Give me that. 438 00:22:31,404 --> 00:22:32,602 [ Opens Jar ] 439 00:22:32,604 --> 00:22:35,004 [ Chuckles ] 440 00:22:35,485 --> 00:22:38,761 You know, sometimes I wonder if you're really into this thing. 441 00:22:38,766 --> 00:22:41,363 - You what? - Hey! 442 00:22:41,366 --> 00:22:43,763 I'm just trying to talk to you. 443 00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:44,726 [ Sighs ] 444 00:22:44,728 --> 00:22:47,688 After... all this temperature taking, 445 00:22:48,169 --> 00:22:51,606 and stupid, humiliating questionnaires...? 446 00:22:51,610 --> 00:22:54,010 [ Sobs ] Sticking things up my vajootz 447 00:22:54,490 --> 00:22:57,287 like I'm some sort of a breeding sow - 448 00:22:57,291 --> 00:22:58,731 you ask me if I'm into it? 449 00:22:59,453 --> 00:23:01,850 I'm just trying to get us over the line. 450 00:23:01,853 --> 00:23:04,370 Or what? 451 00:23:04,374 --> 00:23:06,774 What if we don't get over the line? 452 00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:08,695 Come here. 453 00:23:11,337 --> 00:23:12,777 I'm sorry. 454 00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:22,576 [ Mobile Phone Keys Beep ] 455 00:23:22,580 --> 00:23:24,700 MEL: Organising a replacement, are you? 456 00:23:25,421 --> 00:23:26,380 [ Puts Down Phone ] 457 00:23:26,382 --> 00:23:28,302 - I was thinking about it, yeah. - [ Laughs Smugly ] 458 00:23:30,223 --> 00:23:32,820 - Surprised you showed up. - No, you're not. 459 00:23:32,824 --> 00:23:35,341 You're happy I showed up. 460 00:23:35,344 --> 00:23:36,782 Aren't you a feisty little thing? 461 00:23:36,785 --> 00:23:39,862 [ Laughs Smugly ] Well, it is part of the job description. 462 00:23:39,866 --> 00:23:41,943 - Bollinger? - Yes. 463 00:23:41,947 --> 00:23:44,344 We'll have one of those, thanks, mate. 464 00:23:44,347 --> 00:23:49,143 But where on earth did you get a baby's playsuit in your size, Alex? 465 00:23:49,149 --> 00:23:51,066 - ALEX: Don't know. - What do you mean, you don't know? 466 00:23:51,069 --> 00:23:52,987 You just told me you've got one at home. 467 00:23:52,990 --> 00:23:54,428 I don't know. 468 00:23:54,431 --> 00:23:57,787 Well, is there, like, a shop for you guys? 469 00:23:57,792 --> 00:24:02,592 Hey, I'm a baby, I can't answer questions, OK? 470 00:24:05,954 --> 00:24:08,351 You know, technically, if you're a baby you can't walk either. 471 00:24:08,355 --> 00:24:11,675 So I'm a toddler. Please. 472 00:24:16,478 --> 00:24:18,396 Oh, shit! 473 00:24:18,399 --> 00:24:20,199 You've got it all over yourself. 474 00:24:20,679 --> 00:24:22,117 Mummy, don't swear. 475 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,558 - [ Splat! ] - [ Gasps ] 476 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,478 [ Sternly ] Alex, what are you doing? 477 00:24:25,482 --> 00:24:27,319 Yucky, Mummy! 478 00:24:27,321 --> 00:24:28,679 Yeah, that's right, yucky. 479 00:24:28,682 --> 00:24:31,079 Come here. Sit down. 480 00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:32,523 Disgusting. 481 00:24:35,164 --> 00:24:36,644 Come here. 482 00:24:39,526 --> 00:24:42,806 I don't know how I let you talk me into this. 483 00:24:45,048 --> 00:24:46,486 Where do you want to go next? 484 00:24:46,488 --> 00:24:47,448 Gaa-gaa. 485 00:24:49,849 --> 00:24:52,686 [ Groans ] Yes, I get it, you're a baby. 486 00:24:52,690 --> 00:24:55,450 You can't talk. But you're also the client, Alex. 487 00:24:59,652 --> 00:25:00,932 What about the park? 488 00:25:01,413 --> 00:25:03,330 [ Excitedly ] Park! Park! 489 00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:04,773 [ Chuckles ] 490 00:25:05,734 --> 00:25:08,611 [ Gasps ] 491 00:25:08,615 --> 00:25:10,535 Look at this! 492 00:25:11,017 --> 00:25:12,414 Which one do you want to play on first? 493 00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:14,334 Mamma, baby need change. 494 00:25:14,337 --> 00:25:17,214 - What? - Change baby's nappy. 495 00:25:17,218 --> 00:25:19,618 Mamma change baby's nappy. 496 00:25:20,099 --> 00:25:22,696 [ Laughs Incredulously ] Nah-uh! No way! 497 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:23,938 [ Imploringly ] Mamma. 498 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,860 No, you don't have enough money for that kind of service, Alex. 499 00:25:26,341 --> 00:25:29,018 - Not even if you won Powerball. - Mamma change nappy. 500 00:25:29,022 --> 00:25:29,980 Forget it. 501 00:25:29,982 --> 00:25:32,302 Bad Mummy. Bad, bad, bad Mummy! 502 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:34,743 - [ Mutters Indistinctly ] - [ Sighs Happily ] 503 00:25:41,787 --> 00:25:43,667 Right. 504 00:25:45,107 --> 00:25:47,107 [ Breathes Heavily ] 505 00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:51,780 OK. 506 00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:55,150 One, two... 507 00:25:59,072 --> 00:26:00,989 [ Moans Happily ] 508 00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:03,392 Alex, you haven't done anything. 509 00:26:05,714 --> 00:26:07,631 Yes, I have. 510 00:26:07,635 --> 00:26:09,033 Nappy need changing. 511 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,035 [ Exhales ] Oh. 512 00:26:12,477 --> 00:26:14,594 Clean nappy. 513 00:26:14,597 --> 00:26:16,277 Baby wipes. 514 00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:19,758 - [ Sighs Happily ] - Ready? 515 00:26:21,239 --> 00:26:23,439 - [ Mumbles Contentedly ] - Nice and soft. 516 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,798 - Hey? - Mmmm. 517 00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:27,241 - OK. - [ Pants Happily ] 518 00:26:27,721 --> 00:26:30,598 Hey, who is the cutest boy in the world? 519 00:26:30,602 --> 00:26:32,440 - [ Half-Laughs ] - Who is he? 520 00:26:32,443 --> 00:26:34,363 - [ Joyously ] Mamma. - [ Playfully ] Who is he? 521 00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:35,802 - [ Blows Raspberry ] - [ Chuckles Joyfully ] 522 00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:37,242 Who is the cutest boy in the world? 523 00:26:37,244 --> 00:26:39,162 [ Excitedly ] Alex! Alex! 524 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:41,203 - [ Whispers ] Hey. - [ Silent ] 525 00:26:41,206 --> 00:26:45,042 [ Calmly ] Who is the most beautiful boy in the world? 526 00:26:45,047 --> 00:26:47,524 I think you are. 527 00:26:47,528 --> 00:26:48,966 [ Knock At Door ] 528 00:26:48,968 --> 00:26:51,208 WOMAN: Are you gonna be much longer? 529 00:26:51,689 --> 00:26:53,129 Fuck! 530 00:26:54,051 --> 00:26:55,888 Coming! 531 00:26:55,891 --> 00:26:58,171 - Alex, what are we going to do? - [ Whimpers Softly ] 532 00:26:58,812 --> 00:27:01,212 Hey, Alex, what's up? 533 00:27:01,693 --> 00:27:03,570 I... I love you, Mamma. 534 00:27:03,573 --> 00:27:05,251 [ Breathes ] I love you. 535 00:27:05,254 --> 00:27:06,572 [ Sighs ] 536 00:27:06,574 --> 00:27:08,492 [ Exhales Noisily ] 537 00:27:08,495 --> 00:27:09,935 [ Exhales Happily ] 538 00:27:12,336 --> 00:27:14,253 Anyway, so, Bette Davis... like, there's twins in this film. 539 00:27:14,256 --> 00:27:15,216 Mm-hm. 540 00:27:15,697 --> 00:27:17,137 And there's, you know, of course there's the good one 541 00:27:17,618 --> 00:27:20,055 and she's really sweet and just gorgeous. 542 00:27:20,059 --> 00:27:21,977 And of course there's the bad one, right, 543 00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:22,940 and she's a bit more... 544 00:27:23,420 --> 00:27:25,737 More interesting. Interesting. 545 00:27:25,741 --> 00:27:28,058 Alright, yeah, that's one way to put it. 546 00:27:28,061 --> 00:27:29,499 - You know, she's an operator, right. - Mm-hm. 547 00:27:29,502 --> 00:27:32,379 Bette Davis always plays twins, doesn't she? 548 00:27:32,383 --> 00:27:33,821 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 549 00:27:33,823 --> 00:27:35,740 I mean, I only watch films with twins in them. 550 00:27:35,743 --> 00:27:38,700 So anyway, so, the bad one, she's manoeuvring to get a hold... 551 00:27:38,705 --> 00:27:40,503 Hang on, re... rewind. 552 00:27:40,506 --> 00:27:42,423 What do you mean, you only watch films with twins? 553 00:27:42,426 --> 00:27:44,584 That's what I said - I only watch films with twins in them. 554 00:27:44,587 --> 00:27:46,025 - Really? - Yeah. 555 00:27:46,028 --> 00:27:48,425 How many are there?[Laughs]I mean, that's kind of narrowing it down. 556 00:27:48,428 --> 00:27:50,346 No, it's not, there's shit loads. 557 00:27:50,349 --> 00:27:51,906 There's 'The Parent Trap'. there's 'Holiday in the Sun', 558 00:27:51,909 --> 00:27:53,867 there's 'Twins' with DeVito and Schwarzenegger. 559 00:27:53,870 --> 00:27:55,468 'Holiday in the Sub'? What's that one? 560 00:27:55,471 --> 00:27:57,388 Yeah, oh, that's the Olsen twins. 561 00:27:57,391 --> 00:27:59,309 You like the Olsen twins? 562 00:27:59,312 --> 00:28:00,750 Yeah, I like Ashley a lot. 563 00:28:00,752 --> 00:28:02,712 - [ Laughs ] - What? 564 00:28:03,674 --> 00:28:05,591 Hang on, can I just finish my story? 565 00:28:05,594 --> 00:28:07,032 - Right? - [ Laughs ] Sorry. 566 00:28:07,034 --> 00:28:08,954 So the bad one steals the good one's fiance, right? 567 00:28:09,435 --> 00:28:11,353 - [ Playfully ] No! - [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 568 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:12,796 - Naughty girl. - A classic twin manoeuvre. 569 00:28:13,276 --> 00:28:14,235 Really? 570 00:28:14,237 --> 00:28:15,675 You don't happen to have a twin, do you? 571 00:28:15,678 --> 00:28:20,273 Yes, I do, I do. [ Laughs ] And he looks fantastic in suspenders. 572 00:28:20,278 --> 00:28:23,595 - [ Glass Knocks ] - Ah, sh... Taxi! [ Chuckles ] 573 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,038 Have to get you a cab. 574 00:28:25,041 --> 00:28:26,958 - [ Giggles ] - Actually, more champagne, I think. 575 00:28:26,961 --> 00:28:30,318 No, let's go somewhere else. 576 00:28:30,322 --> 00:28:31,760 - You want to? - Shit yeah. 577 00:28:31,763 --> 00:28:33,203 That's be good. 578 00:28:33,683 --> 00:28:36,080 Um, I need to change my shoes first. 579 00:28:36,084 --> 00:28:37,522 Rightio. 580 00:28:37,524 --> 00:28:39,482 - [ Thoughtfully ] Twins. - Yeah. 581 00:28:39,485 --> 00:28:40,925 Twins. 582 00:28:41,405 --> 00:28:43,883 NICK: Come on, Mel. 583 00:28:43,887 --> 00:28:45,804 MEL: You'll just have to wait. Shoes don't come easy. 584 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,727 You'll have to wait. 585 00:28:48,208 --> 00:28:50,126 Just hurry it up, you lunatic. 586 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:52,046 Hurry? You cannot hurry shoes. 587 00:28:52,049 --> 00:28:53,487 That's not how it works. 588 00:28:53,489 --> 00:28:55,887 Footwear will not be rushed. 589 00:28:55,891 --> 00:28:58,288 What's so good about bloody shoes? 590 00:28:58,291 --> 00:29:00,211 Shoes say an awful lot about who you are, 591 00:29:00,692 --> 00:29:02,610 how you're feeling, where you're going to go 592 00:29:02,613 --> 00:29:05,813 and how you're going to get there. 593 00:29:06,294 --> 00:29:07,252 Oh, poor shoes. 594 00:29:07,254 --> 00:29:08,892 There's a lot of pressure on those little bits of leather, you know? 595 00:29:08,895 --> 00:29:11,295 No, you don't understand. Look at them. 596 00:29:12,736 --> 00:29:14,174 Well. 597 00:29:14,177 --> 00:29:16,095 These, I like. 598 00:29:16,098 --> 00:29:18,015 Yeah, they're special. 599 00:29:18,018 --> 00:29:19,456 Are they? 600 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,098 I don't wear them when I'm working. 601 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,380 - Well, we'd best put them on, then. - [ Sexily ] Mmm. 602 00:29:27,981 --> 00:29:29,898 When I've got them on it's just for me. 603 00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:31,299 It's just me and my shoes 604 00:29:31,302 --> 00:29:33,702 going out for a good time. 605 00:29:36,383 --> 00:29:37,941 That's nice. 606 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:40,264 You told me something about you. 607 00:29:41,705 --> 00:29:44,103 [ Half-Laughs ] 608 00:29:44,107 --> 00:29:45,947 So I wanted to tell you something about me. 609 00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:50,628 Thank you, Melanie. 610 00:30:15,677 --> 00:30:18,557 - [ Laughs Breathlessly ] - [ Pants ] 611 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,720 Have you always been... 612 00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:30,118 ...you know? 613 00:30:30,121 --> 00:30:31,081 What, a maitre d? 614 00:30:31,562 --> 00:30:33,959 [ Facetiously ] Yes, that's exactly what I want to know. 615 00:30:33,963 --> 00:30:37,320 No, um, I used to be a school principal. 616 00:30:37,324 --> 00:30:39,241 - No way. - Mmm. 617 00:30:39,244 --> 00:30:41,642 Not just any principal, I was good. 618 00:30:41,646 --> 00:30:43,084 I mean it. 619 00:30:43,086 --> 00:30:44,523 I could, um... 620 00:30:44,526 --> 00:30:47,403 ...I could take an underfunded suburban nightmare 621 00:30:47,407 --> 00:30:49,805 and make it a decent place, you know, a decent environment. 622 00:30:49,809 --> 00:30:51,726 - Wow. - [ Sighs ] 623 00:30:51,729 --> 00:30:52,689 What happened? 624 00:30:53,169 --> 00:30:55,089 Oh, school found out, gossip. 625 00:30:55,570 --> 00:30:58,450 Like hot chips to seagulls and now I can't go back to teaching. 626 00:30:58,931 --> 00:31:00,369 That's awful. 627 00:31:00,372 --> 00:31:03,172 You never thought maybe you should try and... [ Inhales ] 628 00:31:04,493 --> 00:31:05,933 Get help? 629 00:31:07,854 --> 00:31:10,731 Am I hurting somebody? Am I a threat? 630 00:31:10,735 --> 00:31:12,655 - No. - No. 631 00:31:13,136 --> 00:31:16,493 I don't know, I guess maybe some people might get worried, you know? 632 00:31:16,497 --> 00:31:17,937 A grown man, little kids. 633 00:31:18,417 --> 00:31:20,335 I don't go for little kids. 634 00:31:20,338 --> 00:31:23,694 I don't go for anybody, I don't have sexual feelings. 635 00:31:23,699 --> 00:31:27,016 All I want is a clean nappy and the right to suck my thumb, that's all. 636 00:31:27,021 --> 00:31:29,421 That's not so terrible in this world, is it? 637 00:31:31,822 --> 00:31:35,742 It just seems like a lot of hard work, though, for you. 638 00:31:36,224 --> 00:31:39,464 Yeah? Well, how often do you take the easy road? 639 00:31:40,905 --> 00:31:44,105 Thanks for taking me out today. 640 00:31:44,587 --> 00:31:46,987 It's been the best day of my life. 641 00:31:53,790 --> 00:31:56,107 [ Car Horns Honk ] 642 00:31:56,110 --> 00:31:58,507 [ Kisses Noisily ] 643 00:31:58,511 --> 00:32:00,429 [ Grunts Happily ] 644 00:32:00,432 --> 00:32:02,349 I wanna suck you. 645 00:32:02,352 --> 00:32:03,790 What? 646 00:32:03,792 --> 00:32:07,149 I'm gonna give you the best blow job ever. 647 00:32:07,154 --> 00:32:09,591 - Oh. - [ Pleasurably ] Mmm. 648 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:11,992 Uh, hey, I'm r... 649 00:32:11,995 --> 00:32:14,392 ...I'm cool for that, come here. 650 00:32:14,396 --> 00:32:18,712 Oh, I'll give it away for free, Vinnie, just because I like you. Hm? 651 00:32:18,717 --> 00:32:20,635 [ Kisses Noisily ] 652 00:32:20,638 --> 00:32:23,515 [ Sighs ] 653 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,440 And that's great, but, hey, 654 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,837 I'm politely turning down your offer. 655 00:32:28,841 --> 00:32:29,801 'Cause I'm just... I really... 656 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,722 Don't you like the way I do it? 657 00:32:32,202 --> 00:32:33,640 I didn't say that. 658 00:32:33,642 --> 00:32:35,080 Well, let me finish what I started. 659 00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:37,480 Mmm. [ Kisses ] 660 00:32:37,484 --> 00:32:39,884 [ Sighs ] Can you... can you not? 661 00:32:40,365 --> 00:32:42,722 - [ Sighs ] - Jesus. 662 00:32:42,725 --> 00:32:44,843 Who's in charge here? 663 00:32:44,847 --> 00:32:48,163 You want to be the client you can start paying me. 664 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:50,567 [ Exhales ] 665 00:32:51,048 --> 00:32:52,488 [ Keyboard Taps ] 666 00:32:52,969 --> 00:32:54,886 [ Computer Beeps ] 667 00:32:54,889 --> 00:32:56,809 It crashes every time I try and boot up. 668 00:32:57,290 --> 00:32:58,728 I don't know what's gone wrong. 669 00:32:58,730 --> 00:33:01,127 Well, it's probably all that pirate software you've got loaded in there. 670 00:33:01,131 --> 00:33:02,569 I don't have any pirate software. 671 00:33:02,572 --> 00:33:04,970 What about that cheap stuff you brought back from Shanghai? 672 00:33:04,973 --> 00:33:06,893 That's not pirate software, it's all good quality. 673 00:33:07,374 --> 00:33:10,574 No, it's not. It's cheap and it's pirate. 674 00:33:11,055 --> 00:33:12,973 I don't believe it, look at this. 675 00:33:12,976 --> 00:33:15,493 It's Bonnie, it's Chloe's kid. 676 00:33:15,497 --> 00:33:17,894 ACHILLES: I'll get Chloe, then. 677 00:33:17,897 --> 00:33:19,337 Wait. 678 00:33:19,818 --> 00:33:21,898 She's got a couple of her best clients in tonight. 679 00:33:22,379 --> 00:33:24,939 - I'd leave it for now. - Nat... 680 00:33:25,419 --> 00:33:28,336 What's the point in upsetting her? 681 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:29,340 Nat. 682 00:33:30,741 --> 00:33:33,099 Go and get her. 683 00:33:33,103 --> 00:33:34,063 Thank you. 684 00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:38,501 [ Car Horn Honks ] 685 00:33:38,504 --> 00:33:40,424 I swear, I'm no good at it. 686 00:33:40,905 --> 00:33:42,345 He was practically begging me not to go down on him. 687 00:33:42,825 --> 00:33:44,263 Maybe he just doesn't like blow jobs. 688 00:33:44,266 --> 00:33:46,184 He's a man - of course he likes blow jobs. 689 00:33:46,187 --> 00:33:48,584 - Nah-uh-uh, not necessarily. - [ Sighs ] 690 00:33:48,587 --> 00:33:50,505 Now you're really messing with my head. 691 00:33:50,508 --> 00:33:53,185 No, it's true. Some men just don't like it. 692 00:33:53,189 --> 00:33:54,749 - [ Footsteps ] - CHLOE: Hi. 693 00:33:55,229 --> 00:33:57,149 - Hi. - Hi. You're in early. 694 00:33:57,630 --> 00:33:59,068 Mmm, I need cash. 695 00:33:59,071 --> 00:34:01,468 Bonnie has an excursion to the snow. 696 00:34:01,471 --> 00:34:03,869 - Oh, that sounds expensive. - It is. 697 00:34:03,873 --> 00:34:05,790 Chloe, have you got a minute? 698 00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:08,031 OK, I'll just get rid of my stuff. 699 00:34:08,034 --> 00:34:10,431 Achilles, can I ask you something personal? 700 00:34:10,435 --> 00:34:12,352 [ Uncertainly ] Sure. 701 00:34:12,355 --> 00:34:13,793 Uh, your male friends, 702 00:34:13,795 --> 00:34:16,675 do any of them hate oral sex? 703 00:34:18,117 --> 00:34:20,994 - This is a joke? - [ Sighs ] 704 00:34:20,998 --> 00:34:22,478 CHLOE: OK, let's go. 705 00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:23,918 [ Sighs ] 706 00:34:24,399 --> 00:34:25,557 [ Computer Beeps ] 707 00:34:25,559 --> 00:34:27,477 CHLOE: She must have followed me. 708 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,878 Is she still out there? 709 00:34:28,881 --> 00:34:30,958 [ Computer Beeps ] 710 00:34:30,961 --> 00:34:33,359 NAT: Doesn't look like it. 711 00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:35,759 - I'd better go and check. - I wouldn't. 712 00:34:35,763 --> 00:34:37,680 I'd give yourself some time to think about 713 00:34:37,683 --> 00:34:39,601 What it is you're actually going to say to her. 714 00:34:39,604 --> 00:34:42,484 Nat, I've been thinking about it since the day she could speak. 715 00:34:42,965 --> 00:34:45,842 There's nothing to indicate what kind of place this is. 716 00:34:45,846 --> 00:34:47,764 It could be any business in here. 717 00:34:47,767 --> 00:34:49,724 [ Sighs ] 718 00:34:49,727 --> 00:34:51,167 - [ Computer Beeps ] - It doesn't matter. 719 00:34:53,089 --> 00:34:55,489 CHLOE: I have to tell her. 720 00:34:55,970 --> 00:34:59,006 It's time she knew the whole story. 721 00:34:59,010 --> 00:35:01,170 [ Sighs ] 722 00:35:04,053 --> 00:35:05,491 Hey, Natalie. 723 00:35:05,493 --> 00:35:07,410 Owen, I didn't know you were coming in today. 724 00:35:07,413 --> 00:35:10,210 - Would you like to see Heather? - No. 725 00:35:10,214 --> 00:35:12,531 I, um... I was just... 726 00:35:12,535 --> 00:35:13,973 ...in the area. 727 00:35:13,975 --> 00:35:15,495 Oh, you're looking for a little change of scenery. 728 00:35:15,976 --> 00:35:16,936 Well, I've got a new little Japanese girl. 729 00:35:17,417 --> 00:35:20,294 What's your policy on sperm? 730 00:35:20,298 --> 00:35:21,735 I'm sorry? 731 00:35:21,738 --> 00:35:23,816 I mean, the condoms. 732 00:35:23,819 --> 00:35:26,376 The used ones, what happens to them? 733 00:35:26,380 --> 00:35:28,298 We throw them in the rubbish. 734 00:35:28,301 --> 00:35:31,417 [ Quietly ] So... my seed, 735 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:33,339 it all ends up in the rubbish. 736 00:35:33,342 --> 00:35:35,739 - Yep. Is that a problem? - [ Inhales Sharply ] 737 00:35:35,743 --> 00:35:37,181 I don't know, uh... 738 00:35:37,183 --> 00:35:38,823 ...I've never thought about it before. 739 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:40,741 Well, you can take it home with you. 740 00:35:40,744 --> 00:35:43,144 - Gino's waiting for you in room two. - NAT: You could pay a little extra. 741 00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:46,185 - NAT: We'll even giftwrap it for you. - OWEN: I'm serious. 742 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:49,063 When you think about it, this... this stuff is my DNA. 743 00:35:49,067 --> 00:35:50,985 [ Inhales ] It's my blueprint. 744 00:35:50,988 --> 00:35:51,838 It's so personal. 745 00:35:57,670 --> 00:36:00,067 It's this medical inspection. 746 00:36:00,071 --> 00:36:01,988 [ Sighs ] 747 00:36:01,991 --> 00:36:02,791 Everything's OK. 748 00:36:06,793 --> 00:36:10,629 You inspected me last time. 749 00:36:10,634 --> 00:36:13,994 So I can enjoy myself too. 750 00:36:15,916 --> 00:36:18,793 Yeah, well, it's just so not sexy. 751 00:36:18,797 --> 00:36:21,197 I don't know how this is supposed to turn me on, you know? 752 00:36:21,678 --> 00:36:25,518 Don't you worry about that. We'll find a way to turn you on. 753 00:36:25,999 --> 00:36:27,437 [ Quietly ] Yeah. 754 00:36:27,439 --> 00:36:29,839 Why don't you go and have a shower? 755 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,760 [ Laughs Quietly ] 756 00:36:32,242 --> 00:36:35,119 Hey, um, check this out. 757 00:36:35,123 --> 00:36:36,760 What's that, baby? 758 00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:38,680 Just read it. 759 00:36:38,683 --> 00:36:41,523 [ Sighs ] 760 00:36:42,005 --> 00:36:43,445 Doctor's certificate. 761 00:36:43,925 --> 00:36:46,682 Yeah. Sexual health clinic test results. 762 00:36:46,686 --> 00:36:49,563 - And I'm all clear. - That's great, Gino. 763 00:36:49,567 --> 00:36:52,444 Yeah, so that's two inspections I've passed. 764 00:36:52,448 --> 00:36:54,848 And I'm thinking I don't want to wear a condom. 765 00:36:55,329 --> 00:36:56,169 Listen. 766 00:36:57,730 --> 00:36:59,567 [ Seductively ] The way I put it on, 767 00:36:59,570 --> 00:37:02,130 you won't even know it's there. 768 00:37:02,611 --> 00:37:05,048 Seriously, just look at the results. 769 00:37:05,052 --> 00:37:06,612 I saw them, Gino. 770 00:37:08,814 --> 00:37:11,171 Look, I will pay you extra. Come on, Heather. 771 00:37:11,174 --> 00:37:13,614 And if you're worried about getting pregnant... 772 00:37:14,096 --> 00:37:16,413 - Let go! - Hey, hey, hey. Whoa, whoa. 773 00:37:16,416 --> 00:37:18,333 [ Sighs ] OK. 774 00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:19,894 I'm just asking for this one little favour... 775 00:37:19,897 --> 00:37:21,577 ALLY: You think I'm going to put some random guy's jizz inside me? 776 00:37:22,178 --> 00:37:23,658 [Echoed] I've made a few changes to the parenting agreement. 777 00:37:24,058 --> 00:37:25,738 ALLY: Have you ever thought about getting pregnant yourself? 778 00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:27,897 Let's go make a baby. 779 00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:29,258 I've made a few changes... ...to the parenting agreement. 780 00:37:29,260 --> 00:37:30,458 You think I'm going to put some random guy's jizz inside me? 781 00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:32,898 GINO: It's safe, I don't have to wear a condom. 782 00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:35,658 Whoa! Whoa! Hey! 783 00:37:35,662 --> 00:37:37,580 [ Furiously ] Don't touch me! 784 00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:40,343 You don't ever touch me again, do you hear me? 785 00:37:42,624 --> 00:37:45,021 - [ Door Slams ] - He wanted sex without a condom. 786 00:37:45,025 --> 00:37:46,463 I said no, he got agro with me. 787 00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:48,866 - You didn't hit the buzzer. - I didn't get a chance. 788 00:37:49,347 --> 00:37:50,306 You don't believe me. 789 00:37:50,308 --> 00:37:51,748 Of course I believe you. 790 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:53,666 I'm just worried where you're at lately. 791 00:37:53,668 --> 00:37:54,628 I'm OK. [ Sighs ] 792 00:37:55,109 --> 00:37:56,547 First you're sneaking your girlfriend into the toilets 793 00:37:56,549 --> 00:37:58,469 for a private moment and now this. 794 00:37:58,950 --> 00:38:00,868 Plus I've had Owen in here quizzing me. 795 00:38:00,871 --> 00:38:02,309 - What about? - [ Sighs ] 796 00:38:02,312 --> 00:38:04,229 He thinks you're stealing his sperm. 797 00:38:04,232 --> 00:38:06,629 - Look, I want you to go home. - You're sending me home? 798 00:38:06,632 --> 00:38:09,030 I want you to sort out whatever personal problem it is you're having 799 00:38:09,034 --> 00:38:09,992 and maybe get some rest. 800 00:38:09,994 --> 00:38:11,911 - No! - Take some time out. 801 00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:13,834 I've got a mortgage to pay, Nat, please. 802 00:38:14,316 --> 00:38:17,196 All the more reason for you to get yourself sorted out. 803 00:38:17,956 --> 00:38:19,394 [ Opens Door ] 804 00:38:19,397 --> 00:38:21,794 [ Grunts ] 805 00:38:21,798 --> 00:38:22,758 [ Sighs ] 806 00:38:24,639 --> 00:38:25,118 [ Car Horns Honk ] 807 00:38:25,119 --> 00:38:28,035 [ Sighs Angrily ] Fuck. 808 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:30,437 ALEX: Hi, Heather. I was just coming to see you. 809 00:38:30,441 --> 00:38:33,277 No, forget it, Alex. I'm not working, I can't help you. 810 00:38:33,281 --> 00:38:35,201 Oh, no, I wanted to give you these. 811 00:38:40,364 --> 00:38:41,804 [ Children Chatter Playfully ] 812 00:38:43,725 --> 00:38:46,605 It started out so normal - 813 00:38:47,086 --> 00:38:51,162 two people who love each other, 814 00:38:51,167 --> 00:38:53,964 wanting to have a family. 815 00:38:53,968 --> 00:38:58,644 All we needed was one teeny-weeny little thing... 816 00:38:58,650 --> 00:39:02,010 ...like a couple of plants in need of some pollen. 817 00:39:04,251 --> 00:39:05,211 You wouldn't think it would be so hard 818 00:39:05,692 --> 00:39:07,572 just to get started. 819 00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:13,809 [ Voice Shakes ] And now we're so far down the track 820 00:39:13,815 --> 00:39:16,695 we don't recognise each other and... 821 00:39:18,617 --> 00:39:21,014 I don't know what it is I want more - 822 00:39:21,017 --> 00:39:24,853 the motherhood thing or the lovey-dovey couple thing. 823 00:39:24,859 --> 00:39:26,777 It feels like the one depends on the other anyway 824 00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:30,140 so now we're just kind of doomed. 825 00:39:31,581 --> 00:39:33,981 And maybe that's God or... 826 00:39:34,462 --> 00:39:35,902 ...nature itself saying, 827 00:39:36,382 --> 00:39:38,300 "Nah... 828 00:39:38,303 --> 00:39:41,663 "...you're gay and you're a sex worker. 829 00:39:42,144 --> 00:39:43,582 "And you're mad 830 00:39:43,585 --> 00:39:47,701 "and there's no way in hell you're allowed to be anyone's fucking mum." 831 00:39:47,706 --> 00:39:49,144 [ Sobs Shakily ] 832 00:39:49,147 --> 00:39:51,507 - [ Sniffs ] - [ Whispers ] There, there. 833 00:39:53,428 --> 00:39:54,866 [ Sobs ] 834 00:39:54,869 --> 00:39:56,786 ALEX: Shh. 835 00:39:56,789 --> 00:40:01,109 I think you're the best mum in the world. 836 00:40:12,794 --> 00:40:15,191 BONNIE: Mum. 837 00:40:15,195 --> 00:40:18,075 [ Whispers ] Goodnight, sweetie. [ Kissies Bonnies ] 838 00:40:18,556 --> 00:40:21,276 How come you go that place? 839 00:40:23,197 --> 00:40:25,794 You know the place I mean. 840 00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:29,155 I've seen you go there lots of times. 841 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,080 Bonnie, what have you been doing? 842 00:40:33,481 --> 00:40:35,401 Kirsten's dad lives in that street. 843 00:40:37,443 --> 00:40:39,843 Bon, you don't belong anywhere near that place. 844 00:40:40,324 --> 00:40:42,721 But why do you go there? What happens there? 845 00:40:42,724 --> 00:40:45,601 It's my business and it's private. 846 00:40:45,606 --> 00:40:47,526 But you tell me that you're at work. 847 00:40:48,006 --> 00:40:49,923 You said that you were going straight to work at the casino 848 00:40:49,926 --> 00:40:52,606 and that is not true, there is no casino there. 849 00:40:53,088 --> 00:40:55,008 You lied to me. 850 00:40:55,488 --> 00:40:56,448 [ Breathes Shakily ] 851 00:40:56,929 --> 00:40:58,847 Bon... I... 852 00:40:58,850 --> 00:41:02,686 ...I go to that place because... [ Inhales ] 853 00:41:02,691 --> 00:41:07,246 ...because I need a treatment. 854 00:41:07,252 --> 00:41:09,570 Treatment? 855 00:41:09,573 --> 00:41:11,011 What for? 856 00:41:11,014 --> 00:41:13,411 [ Sighs ] I was sick but... 857 00:41:13,414 --> 00:41:17,250 ...and I needed some treatment, but I'm... I'm OK now. 858 00:41:17,256 --> 00:41:20,812 Is it like cancer or something? Is that why you didn't tell me? 859 00:41:20,816 --> 00:41:23,696 No, look, honey... [ Breathes Shakily ] 860 00:41:24,178 --> 00:41:26,015 ...I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to worry... 861 00:41:26,018 --> 00:41:28,775 ...because I'm fine now. 862 00:41:28,779 --> 00:41:30,817 [ Emotionally ] Mum, I'm sorry I didn't know. 863 00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:32,737 - Shh. - I'm sorry. 864 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:37,060 That's OK. Just promise me that you won't go back to that place. 865 00:41:37,542 --> 00:41:38,982 [ Inhales Shakily ] OK? 866 00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:41,543 Everything's going to be fine. 867 00:41:42,984 --> 00:41:43,944 [ Television Babble ] 868 00:41:48,747 --> 00:41:51,147 - [ Television Fizzes ] - Oi! 869 00:41:51,627 --> 00:41:54,027 What the fuck have I just done? 870 00:41:54,508 --> 00:41:56,428 You just turned it off at the good bit. 871 00:41:56,908 --> 00:41:59,788 Josh, I just lied to Bonnie. 872 00:42:00,270 --> 00:42:02,190 Is that, um... 873 00:42:02,671 --> 00:42:04,589 ...is that a new thing? 874 00:42:04,592 --> 00:42:06,512 I told her I've got cancer. 875 00:42:06,992 --> 00:42:08,909 You what? 876 00:42:08,912 --> 00:42:11,310 No, to be exact, I told her that I had cancer 877 00:42:11,314 --> 00:42:14,670 and that I'd had treatment 878 00:42:14,674 --> 00:42:17,071 but I was OK now. 879 00:42:17,075 --> 00:42:20,432 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 880 00:42:20,437 --> 00:42:21,877 Is...is any of that true? 881 00:42:22,357 --> 00:42:24,755 At all? 882 00:42:24,758 --> 00:42:26,196 No. 883 00:42:26,199 --> 00:42:30,039 [ Sighs ] But it was easier than telling her what I did for a living. 884 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,880 [ Whispers ] Shit. Come here. 885 00:42:34,361 --> 00:42:36,241 [ Sighs ] 886 00:42:37,682 --> 00:42:40,159 ALLY: I spoke to Philomena at work. 887 00:42:40,163 --> 00:42:42,081 She said Sweden is the place. 888 00:42:42,084 --> 00:42:45,444 They've got great programs for lesbian couples who want children. 889 00:42:45,925 --> 00:42:47,845 - Sweden. - It's just a couple of plane tickets. 890 00:42:48,326 --> 00:42:51,203 - And they've got great cheese. - I think that's Holland. 891 00:42:51,207 --> 00:42:53,607 And she said a friend of hers, Jeff, could be a potential donor. 892 00:42:54,088 --> 00:42:57,444 And you've met him, he's a painter. He seems really cool. 893 00:42:57,449 --> 00:42:59,369 That sounds great. 894 00:42:59,849 --> 00:43:02,726 [ Disappointedly ] Oh, do you have to go? 895 00:43:02,730 --> 00:43:04,648 [ Picks Up Keys ] I won't be long. 896 00:43:04,651 --> 00:43:05,611 [ Sighs ] 897 00:43:06,092 --> 00:43:08,612 Don't work too hard. 898 00:43:19,737 --> 00:43:21,177 Thanks for coming. 899 00:43:21,657 --> 00:43:23,577 I really appreciate it. 900 00:43:25,018 --> 00:43:28,378 It feels very weird being here as grown-up Alex and not baby Alex. 901 00:43:28,859 --> 00:43:30,776 Are you sure you're OK with it? 902 00:43:30,779 --> 00:43:33,177 Well, I just hope I can do it. 903 00:43:33,181 --> 00:43:36,537 I haven't had sex for maybe 10 years. 904 00:43:36,542 --> 00:43:38,939 [ Inhales ] I feel very nervous. 905 00:43:38,942 --> 00:43:41,339 Me too... 906 00:43:41,343 --> 00:43:43,263 ...for once. [ Laughs Nervously ] 907 00:43:46,145 --> 00:43:49,025 Maybe I just lie next to you for a second. 908 00:43:49,506 --> 00:43:54,302 Oh, I took that pill you gave me - Cialis. 909 00:43:54,308 --> 00:43:56,225 Is that like Viagra? 910 00:43:56,228 --> 00:43:58,868 Yeah, something like that. 911 00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:04,947 Do you think I'm insane doing this? 912 00:44:04,951 --> 00:44:07,828 No, no, I... uh... 913 00:44:07,832 --> 00:44:10,109 ...I think you're doing it because you love Ally 914 00:44:10,113 --> 00:44:11,551 and you want to have a family. 915 00:44:11,553 --> 00:44:13,513 - That's what I reckon. - Mmm. 916 00:44:13,994 --> 00:44:18,594 [ Inhales ] You know, I think that pill is starting to work. 917 00:44:39,603 --> 00:44:41,043 Ally. 918 00:44:44,364 --> 00:44:45,324 Ally. 919 00:44:46,285 --> 00:44:47,245 [ Music Plays on Headphones ] 920 00:44:48,685 --> 00:44:52,245 Guess what? 921 00:44:52,727 --> 00:44:54,645 I'm pregnant. 922 00:44:54,648 --> 00:44:56,046 What? 923 00:44:56,048 --> 00:44:57,968 I'm up the duff. [ Laughs ] 924 00:44:58,449 --> 00:45:00,489 - We're gonna have a baby. - That's not funny. 925 00:45:00,970 --> 00:45:02,410 I'm not trying to be funny, I'm serious. 926 00:45:03,090 --> 00:45:05,488 - I'm pregnant. - Are you out of your fucking mind? 927 00:45:05,492 --> 00:45:06,930 No, I've done it, honey. 928 00:45:06,932 --> 00:45:09,808 I've made it so you don't have to do any of that stuff anymore - 929 00:45:09,812 --> 00:45:11,732 the calender watching and the temperature taking 930 00:45:12,214 --> 00:45:13,172 and all of that. 931 00:45:13,174 --> 00:45:14,534 You've done it and you're just telling me this now. 932 00:45:15,374 --> 00:45:17,292 Well, I wanted to make sure, just in case. 933 00:45:17,295 --> 00:45:18,733 Who are you pregnant to? 934 00:45:18,736 --> 00:45:20,653 No, wait, do I even want to know the answer to that? 935 00:45:20,656 --> 00:45:23,373 I can explain everything. It was really easy. 936 00:45:23,377 --> 00:45:26,654 [ Abruptly ] Easy? It's not easy. Don't you ever say that. 937 00:45:26,658 --> 00:45:28,096 But, Ally, that's not what I meant. 938 00:45:28,099 --> 00:45:30,736 [ Angrily ] You're insane, you really are. You're completely insane. 939 00:45:30,740 --> 00:45:32,660 - Ally, please calm down. - Don't touch me! 940 00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:35,060 You get pregnant and then you want to talk about it. 941 00:45:35,541 --> 00:45:36,501 - Ally, listen to me. - Nah. 942 00:45:36,981 --> 00:45:38,419 If you want it that way, fine. 943 00:45:38,422 --> 00:45:40,262 You're on your own. 944 00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:44,680 [ Opens Door ] 945 00:45:44,681 --> 00:45:46,601 [ Slams Door ] 946 00:45:49,382 --> 00:45:52,742 [ Cries ] 947 00:46:02,742 --> 00:46:04,662 Captioned by Grantman Brown 948 00:46:04,712 --> 00:46:09,262 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 68228

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