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I've been working
a full-time job,

I've been Lyfting.

Can that... not be happening?

Y'all bitches said
this a party Lyft.

Get another Lyft.

-Oh my God! (ISSA SCREAMS)
-(TIRES SCREECH)

What else can I do?

You don't have enough money
to move out on your own.

♪ (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

So how long
have you worked here?

Uh, five years.

MANAGER:
You must really like it then.

MOLLY CARTER:
Why do black businesses

always have to be
on the struggle?

You got problems
with white firms,

you got problems
with black firms,

you runnin' out of races.

I wanted to let you know that

I took
the property managing job.

-So, I'm moving out.
-Oh.

I can't do this.

Just... doesn't feel right.

Hey, mirror bitch,
you're lookin' real clean.

You lookin' real bad,
you lookin' like a queen.

( rapping )
♪ It's been a long time ♪

♪ I shouldn't'a left you,
but I got a new spot ♪

♪ It's brand-new, brand-new-- ♪

( knocking on door )

Daniel:
Hey, it's locked.

Issa:
Here I come.

Don't you go nowhere,
mirror bitch.

Where I'ma go? ( laughs )

Hey. This is the last one.

( drops box on floor )

So... yeah.

You good?

Uh, yeah.

Daniel, you know
I appreciate you
for everything--

You ain't gotta do all that.

♪ Ahh ♪

♪ Whatever goes around
eventually comes back to you ♪

♪ So you gotta be careful,
baby, and look both ways ♪

♪ Before you cross my mind ♪

- You out?
- I'm gone.

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah-- ♪

Bye, Daniel.

♪ Did you ever wonder? ♪

- ♪ Yeah, do you ever wonder? ♪
- Molly: OK.

Nice floors, nice windows,

got a nice view.

Wait. You can see
the Krispy Kreme
hot donut sign from your window!

That's gonna be a problem.

Yeah, it already is.
We're on a first-name basis.

Rashad texts me
when they hot.

Oh, a bitch out here
gettin' donut alerts? OK.

What the fuck! My fancy cups!

Mmm. I told you not to let Ahmal
store your shit.

Can't trust family.

- This box was at your spot.
- Oh. Your bad.

But did you see
these housewarming gifts

I brought you?

A foam mattress
so you don't have

to sleep on the floor
like a little slave.

- OK.
- A plant even you can't kill.

Is that a challenge?

And something to get
your bar situation started.

- That's what I'm talkin' about.
- Next level Henny,

'cause you next level.

OK, we should start drinkin'
right now.

- Mm-hmm!
- But we can't,

'cause I have no cups.

You don't need cups
when you brand-new.

OK? You a brand-new bitch.
A "make no mistakes" bitch.

Nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah.
Let's not do all that.

I just feel like
every time I claim a new me
I end up in some old shit.

- Can a bitch have goals?
- Apparently not.

I just got this fresh start,

and I'm just trying
not to fuck it up.

Good point.
Don't be like me.

Ooh. It's still weird
at work?

Kinda.

I mean, everyone's nice,

but it still kinda feels
like I'm behind the shit.

Girl, why you bein'
all negative?

Just go into
your black-ass law firm

and be your fire-ass self.

You right.

Oh, girl.

We are better than this.
Sex Chronicles?

What you got against
cheap black love?

OK, we need to start
a trash box,

'cause you say you don't
want to wind up in old shit,

but you can't bring old shit
into your new life.

What are these?
Old birthday cards?

I keep the cash,
and I keep the card.

Trash.

Forever 21 earrings?

- They last forever!
- Trash.

And you don't need
all these mix CDs.

Or any CDs.

OK, wait. Those got
a lot of Adele on 'em.

Hmm.

And Lawrence made me those
after our first date.

( sighs )

If you want a fresh start...

- Trash.
- ( knock on door )

Is that Adele?

Hello! ( laughs )

( insistent knocking )

Issa: Oh.

- Hey, Trina. Can I--
- You hear that?

I don't... hear anything.

We got squirrels in the walls.

- Which wall?
- They're havin' babies.

Girl, do somethin'!

OK, yeah.

♪ How the hell
am I supposed to feel? ♪

♪ Hope I swim good,
fuck the deal ♪

- ♪ If I fall... ♪
- No.

You know you're
not allowed on the bed.

( whimpers )

Come on.

♪ Oh, yeah, it's all good ♪

♪ It's not real, it's 4-9 ♪

♪ And it's all nothing ♪

( sighs )

Jury duty. Nope, I moved. Trash.

Oh, a triple-A card.

Triple trash.

Oh, bubble bath.
I never got to use you.

Trash.

I'ma get a bathtub one day.

I'm a keep this. Tyler Perry
might do something with this.

Who throws away Adele?

Girl, you rollin' in the "keep."

( laughs )

Ooh, my high school rap journal.

♪ On fire like volcanoes... ♪

♪ ...'cause I'm dark-skinned
and pretty ♪

♪ What you doin' after class? ♪

♪ Trick, don't nobody
want your ashy-ass man ♪

♪ He don't want you either,
try to catch me if you can ♪

♪ And I got big dreams,
I got big schemes ♪

♪ I'm never mediocre,
'bout to take over the world ♪

♪ Comin' for you
like rat-tatta-tat ♪

♪ Tat-tat-tat-tat-tat
tat-tat-tat-tat-tat ♪

Right. That was a good one.

Oh, Issa, you were
so simple then.

Felicia:
We've hit a snag

with expert witness availability
on Patterson.

We should file
for an extension.

- This is our second one?
- It is,

and Judge Tomkins
actually pays attention.

I think we need
some kind of stall tactic.

Stacy:
Interrogatories.

We could use them

to slow down the process a bit.

Malcolm:
Perfect. Molly,

did you have something to add?

Interrogatories. That's--

Yep. Stacy's got it.

Good. So where are we
with Freemont?

I think
we should pressure them

with a request for production
of documents.

Either the plaintiff
has something to hide--

Probably trying to hide
the fact they got nothin'.

- True. Either way, we need to--
- Taurean: Gotta lean on them.

Bury them in motions
and doc requests.

They want to claim
discrimination,

they better come correct,
or they'll get embarrassed.

Well said, Taurean,
well said.

OK. Who do I have available

to draft up
a meet-and-confirm letter

for the Jorgensen case?

Felicia:
I'll probably serve the request,

and then follow up
with a subpoena

for personal
medical records.

And follow that up
with a request

for employment records.

More work for you, but hey,

you just might find
that smoking gun.

- Felicia: Hmm.
- Great meeting!

And people had a lot
of useful ideas.

Yeah, we'll see
what happens.

And Taurean,
he's so passionate.

Lots of energy.

Yeah.

He made a lot
of good points,

and-and very confidently.

Very confidently,
that's-- that's it.

Don't worry
about Taurean.

They didn't teach modesty
at Morehouse.

OK, so it wasn't just me.

- No, it's not.
- ( Felicia laughs )

Girl, I was trippin'
for five seconds.

I was about to say, man...

( busy chatter )

Finally happened.

Oh, you got
that cat?

No, I'm still
on the waiting list.

Ugh. It's political.

Joanne agreed to let you
go back in the field.

- Wait, what? Really?
- Yeah.

I told her how instrumental
you were at the job fair,

and even though
the logo stuff
was hard for her,

she had to admit
it was good for us.

That's great!
Thank you, Frieda!

Sure. Um, I have some thoughts
on your new assignment,

but we can talk more
after lunch?

- Yeah.
- Yay! ( laughs )

Hey, I'm here
to pick up a phone order.

Man:
Barbecue salmon?

Thank you.

Hey!

♪ You are my greatest love ♪

Yo, Party Lyft!

That was hard to watch.

Yeah, livin' it was harder.

So, uh, this the only place
you eat at, or...?

No, I work
around the corner.

It's Nick, right? No.

Nelson?

Nance...

ford?

I do look like a Nanceford.

Nathan.

I like Nanceford.

What are you doing here?

Y'all wouldn't shut up
about these tacos,
so I figured...

If you don't like 'em,
please don't punch me.

Aw, you got jokes.

But you the one
picking up miscreants
who start fights in Lyfts.

I was defending your honor.

That's a waste of time,
'cause I have no honor.

- I was next.
- Uh, sorry.

You just not
gonna defend me?

Nathan:
She got a boot on.
What I'm supposed to do?

You want me to get
beat up by a woman
with a boot on!

What are you doing,
exploring the city?

Nah, I was just
in the neighborhood

'cause a client
canceled on me.

- L.A. people so damn flaky.
- No, we are not.

I'm gonna get a...

jerk chicken taco,

a raspberry chipotle
chicken taco,

- and a Thai shrimp taco.
- Phone number?

- It's gonna be at least a hour.
- An hour?

See? This another one of them
extra-L.A. type things.

I promise you
it's worth it.

And you kinda owe me,
'cause my taco's
on the ground, so...

832-393-1313.

And I'll get another one
of whatever she just
dropped on the ground.

Thank you.

The barbecue salmon.

So what are we
gonna do now?

Get lunch while
we wait for lunch?

( mimicking )
"Get lunch while
we wait for lunch."

The Crenshaw Mall
is like super close.

Or you can go to Leimert Park,
'cause that has
hella cool stuff.

That walkable?

'Cause I know y'all L.A. people
don't like to walk.

You're not gonna
keep talkin' about my city.

Whatcha gonna do about it?

Come on.

All right, Party Lyft.

♪ Yeah, I said, bitch,
this my manifesto ♪

♪ Nigga, my ears been burnin',
I think they talkin' 'bout us ♪

♪ Might be the reason my palms
been itchin' for weeks ♪

Issa:
You just gotta find your spots.

Nathan:
Should I get
a kente cloth wallet?

They ain't got these in Burbank.

Uh-uh. Burbank?

You been talkin'
all this shit,

and Burbank's
not even L.A.

- How's Burbank not L.A.?
- Because it's literally not.

So this is Leimert Park,

and it's like black everything.

It's black businesses,
black food, black art.

Oh, and if you like barbecue,
Phillip's is good.

- I think they moved.
- Hold up. Wait. Nah-ah.

I'm from Houston,
y'all don't know nothin'
'bout no barbecue.

Um, the mom
from Family Matters
eats there all the time,

so I think we do.

Oh, Mrs. Winslow's
a barbecue expert now?

- Don't she look like it?
- ( laughs )

I will say, though, I like
how you ride for your city.

Uh, so this is
Hot and Cool Cafe.

It just opened.
Finally.

And that's Eso Won Books.

It's like
my favorite place ever.

They support a lot
of up-and-coming
black writers.

Oh, and since you claim
to be a barber...

Why I gotta claim, man?

You should get a chair
at that barber shop
up the street.

They get all
the bootleg movies first.

I saw Dunkirk way before
my family was like,

"What the hell is Dunkirk?"

Epic battle.

( both laugh )

I'm trying to do things
a little different
out here, though.

Like, I don't like
being stuck behind a chair
like that.

- The shit gets old.
- Yeah.

I like to keep it moving.

- So you go to them?
- Yeah.

That makes sense.

Who is this corny motherfucker?

Oh, shit, I know him!

He is a corny
motherfucker!

But why he got
the Bluetooth on?

Who's callin' him
in the middle of the picture?

It's like, doo-doo!
"What's up, man?

Yeah, I'm at
the Sears portrait studio

about to take this picture.
Nah, I can keep talkin'."

Doo-doo! "Hey, yeah,
I got a one-bedroom,
one-bath,

and you want my picture
in a wallet or 8 x 10?"

That's bad.

- Oh, shit. Is this, um...
- ( phone buzzes )

this where
they shot Training Day?

No, that's the Jungles.

Is that close?

- You good?
- Yeah, just work stuff.

- You gotta go?
- Yeah.

I gotta take this nigga
named Nanceford
to the Jungles.

( both laugh )

Come on, Nanceford.

I went in with a plan,

but I can't get
a word in edgewise,

'cause apparently
there's only room

for so many stars
at the table.

Felicia and Stacy
got the woman thing on lock,

and then there's Taurean,

he was all shinin',
loud-talkin' me.

I should be halfway to gumbo
with the partners' wives by now.

And just...

Can you speak to why
not being a star bothers you?

Because I know what I'm worth.

This is exactly why
I left MJ&S--

the pecking order,
the politics,
the boys' club bullshit.

And--

I just feel like
I'm starting all over again.

Molly, have you considered
that maybe you'd be
less frustrated

if you focus on
how you can be helpful,

rather than
where you should rank?

So what you're saying,
"Calm down"?

- Not quite, but--
- I just don't wanna allow

myself to keep getting
comfortable in a bad situation.

I don't have time for that.

After Dro, I'm only interesting
in making moves

that take me where I want to go.

Who's Dro?

♪ I swear I bought my
first blower from a basehead ♪

♪ And now I get my syrup
in the cases ♪

♪ I swear I bought my
first blower from a basehead ♪

Nathan:
I don't know, this just
ain't what I expected.

Like, y'all hood in L.A.
is nice.

Y'all got palm trees,

and Mexican people
sellin' fruit.

Oh, it's dangerous.
Have you tried that papaya?

It's hella spicy.

I'm sayin' when you
in the hood in Houston,

you in the hood.

Oh, this ain't the hood?

I dare you to yell "King Kong
ain't got shit on me."

King Kong ain't
got shit on me!

Woman:
Shut yo ass up!
My baby tryin' to sleep!

Damn!

Was that
a pineapple Shasta?

I told you.
They don't play.

- Y'all thuggin'.
- ( laughs )

Since you wanna
dare people, though...

Truth or Dare.

All right.

- Truth.
- Ohh...

You will not shame me.
I'm picking Truth.

All right.

When was your last
relationship?

- Let's go with Dare.
- Nah. Too late.

How do you know
I'm not in one now?

OK, I was in one
for five years,

and we broke up
a while back.

Five years.

That's a long time
to walk away from.

Actually, I cheated.

He didn't deserve it--
no one deserves it--

but... I just
kinda messed up.

Yeah.

Damn.

That was honest.

I mean, we all
got somethin'.

You just gotta
grow from it.

My high school best friend
used to live over there,

and it's a Kaiser now.

Oh, this your hood?

I knew you was a thug.

Ha ha ha. No, I actually
lived up the hill.

- For real?
- Mm-hmm.

Let's go.

( line out ringing )

Hey, Frieda.

I know we're supposed
to talk later,

but I'm actually
not feeling well.

Frieda: No!

Yeah, I'm just gonna rest.

I'll see you tomorrow.

- You real gangsta.
- You think so?

I mean, you just are.
You pulled that out like,
I was like, "OK."

( laughing )

♪ I love it when you move
like you got somethin'
in your life ♪

♪ I like it when you groove,
you take me ♪

♪ Tickle till I laugh ♪

♪ I love it when... ♪

Issa:
This is it!

Oh, I see how you livin',
all bougie.

Whatever.
We were not bougie.

My parents scraped up everything
to afford this house.

My mom always wanted
to live in this neighborhood.

I'm not mad at her.
It's nice.

Yeah, I miss this place.

When'd y'all move out?

Uh, my parents got divorced
when I was, what, 16?

Right after
we got the pool.

Oh, so there's a pool?

Yeah, that we barely
got to use.

I was like, "Can't y'all
stay together for the kids...

to swim?"

( laughing )

I dare you to break in.

( scoffs )

You gonna climb this?

No. No.
That was too easy.

You used your dare.

Nathan:
Damn. Nice view.

Uh-uh, don't try
to change the subject.

- You up. Truth or Dare?
- Dare.

I dare you
to jump in the pool.

- OK.
- Naked.

- Whoa.
- No "whoa."

You got me out here
bein' all felonious,

and you can't
jump in the pool?

You "scurred"?

♪ Seatin' room clouds,
puffin' on loud ♪

♪ We won't come down
for later on ♪

It's nice.

- Mmm.
- I dare you to jump in too.

Nuh-uh,
I'm choosing Truth.

Your truth is that you're
about to jump in this pool.

What, you worried
about your hair?

No, I'm good. I moisturize.

Well?

♪ Don't you be scared, no, no ♪

♪ I'll hold your hand,
yeah, yeah... ♪

Uh, avert your eyes.

Avert? You didn't avert shit!

♪ I'll never forget you ♪

♪ Baby, you can be
my summer love ♪

♪ Wanna vibe with you,
wanna get high with you ♪

♪ Get in the car
and drive with you ♪

♪ Baby, you can be
my summer love ♪

♪ Baby, can you be
my summer love? ♪

Motherfuckin' shit's
fuckin' cold!

( Nathan laughing )

Oh, my God!

You did not tell me.

How you not freezin'?

It's cold.

Just wanted
to get you in here.

You see that rock
over there?

Used to use it as a stage.

I coordinated
all my family talent shows.

Yeah?
What was your talent?
I know it wasn't swimming.

First of all,

this is Olympic-level
doggy-paddling, so...

I rapped.

For real?

Uh, yeah, I used to have
a rap journal. ( laughs )

OK, I still do.

Sometimes...

I rap in the mirror.

You know,
it's... for myself.

You gonna write
a rap about us?

( laughs ) First of all,
I don't know you like that.

And second of all,
who wants to hear a rap

about two naked strangers
in a pool?

( rapping )
♪ Just two muthafuckas
in the pool ♪

♪ Muthafuckas in the pool ♪

♪ Breakin' all the rules,
break-breakin' all the rules ♪

- Bars!
- ( laughs )

What happened?

Uh...

I been had that.

I'm over
telling you everything,

and you not sayin' shit.

So we playin' a new game.
We playin' Truth or Truth.

I guess, Truth.

When was your
last relationship?

I don't know
that I've ever had

a long relationship
like yours.

'Cause all the women
I know in Houston

are cool just
stayin' in Houston.

They don't be thinkin'
like me.

Is that why you left?

Nah, I been wantin'
to come to L.A.

But I thought you hated it.

I don't hate it.

It's just not
what I expected.

It's... hard
to start over.

Yeah, I get that.

My apartment
flooded and shit
during the hurricane.

And I coulda stayed,
but I was like,

"Just fuck it. Go."

There's nothin' tyin' me down
but me.

So you just left
everything you knew behind?

I don't know
if I could do all that.

Sometimes you just
gotta go for it

even when it don't make sense
to everybody else.

Yeah. I need
to shake some shit up too.

Yeah, like what?

I don't know, like...
my job.

You don't like it?

It's fine, it's just...

I want to do more there...

with music.

We'll see.

Make that shit happen.

It seems like
it's a big part of you.

Man:
Honey, call the cops!

♪ Fall back, I'm rockin'
and my whole crew too ♪

♪ We the livest
in the buildin',
ain't worried 'bout you ♪

♪ Fall back, is you ready yet?
I'ma make you sweat ♪

♪ Shakin' droppin' it, whew,
let me catch my breath ♪

That was fuckin' crazy.

I shoulda known
white people live there.

White people do love water.

( laughs ) They do.

So what do we do now?
What's next?

Felicia:
You don't need to do Runyon
anymore. You're good.

It's too much.
Take some time off.

Hey, ladies,
so sorry to interrupt.

Oh, no, please,
get us back on track.

I know you guys
have a lot to juggle
with the Patterson case.

Congrats on
snagging that one,
by the way.

Thank you. I been lookin'
for a reason to cancel
on my trainer.

- ( all laugh )
- Well, listen,

I've dealt with that same
Patterson issue before,

so if you don't
have anyone on it,
I'd love to help.

Yeah? It's mostly just
gonna be reviewing the file,

making sure our questions
are smart.

You sure you got room
on your plate?

Yeah, lots of room.
Pile it on.

Felicia:
OK. Welcome to the team.

Nathan:
Thank you.

These tacos
probably cold as fuck.

They're still good,
though.

And, you know,
I have a microwave
at my place.

Which is close...
to here.

- I mean...
- What'd I tell you?

- They're all right.
- ( blows raspberry )

You're lyin'.
Lookin' all happy
and satisfied.

Sorry, I'm just dealin'
with this Coachella shit.

- You goin'?
- Uh, yes.

SZA. Cardi. Migos.

- Beyoncé!
- Damn, that sounds hot.

Look at you.
You're learnin'
not to doubt me.

Which is great for you,
because I'm always right.

- Always?
- Always right.

- Every single time.
- OK.

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Aye, your life is a trip,
it's a doozy ♪

♪ You talkin' 'bout choppas
and uzis ♪

♪ You say you
never goin' broke ♪

♪ You think if you do,
you gon' lose me ♪

( knocking on door )

( insistent knocking )

I should--

Yeah.

My mama told me to tell you
that we locked out.

My mama says
you changed the locks.

- I didn't.
- Trina: You did.

Told you!

Oooh...
what y'all doin'?

Eatin' tacos
and kissin' on the mouth?

- ( laughs )
- OK, you know, um,

I'll be right back.

I don't even know.

( sighs )

I'm gonna...

Yeah.

Thanks for the L.A. day.

I mean,
somebody had to do it.

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

Um, we should...
do this again.

Oh! You, uh...

My mama had said to wait.

( Stacy, Felicia chatter )

Molly. Stacy and I
wanted to meet with you tonight
about the Patterson case.

We wanna make sure those 'rogs
are really on-point.
No wiggle room.

Oh. Um, tonight is--
that's a little tough.

- Um...
- Oh, OK.

How about we try
the weekend--

Molly,
you ready to get started?

Yeah, I'll be right there.

It's OK.

I see you're busy.

Uh, I'll be in my office.

♪ No matter how
I add it up ♪

♪ I just keep
getting none ♪

♪ I just keep getting none ♪

♪ Now that I am sober ♪

♪ I take back what I said ♪

♪ I'm sittin'
with this love hangover ♪

♪ Boy, it's hurtin' my head ♪

♪ It's the middle of October ♪

♪ And we just
came to an end ♪

♪ I'm just sorry that
there ain't no time left ♪

♪ You and I, we're over ♪

♪ Me and you are done ♪

♪ When I wanted
to be closer ♪

♪ You just wanted to run ♪

♪ Though I know
it's no one's fault ♪

♪ If I've learned
anything at all... ♪

Frieda:
Hey, hey.

- You feeling better?
- Huh?

Oh, right.
Um, I'm great, thanks.

Good. I was thinking
for your new school assignment

you'd be a perfect fit
at Crozier Middle.

I just spoke
to a teacher there,

and they said they're ready
to have someone.

I'm sorry, I...

I can't do this anymore.

What do you mean?

I mean...

I need something new.

I'm quitting.

♪ Sometimes a mystery ♪

♪ Sometimes
I'm free ♪

♪ Dependin' on my mood ♪

♪ Or my attitude ♪

♪ Sometimes I wanna roll ♪

♪ Or stay at home ♪

♪ Walking contradiction ♪

♪ Guess I'm factual
and fiction ♪

♪ A little crazy, little sexy,
little cool ♪

♪ Little rough
around the edges ♪

♪ But I keep it smooth ♪

♪ I'm always left of center
and it's right where I belong ♪

♪ I'm the random minor note
you hear in major songs ♪

♪ And I like that ♪

♪ I like that ♪

♪ I don't care
what I look like,
but I feel good ♪

♪ Better than amazing
and better than I could ♪

♪ Told the whole world
I'm the venom
and the antidote ♪

♪ Take a different type
of girl to keep
the whole world afloat ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm crazy
and I'm sexy then I'm cool ♪

♪ Little rough
around the edges
but I keep it smooth ♪

♪ I'm always left of center and
that's right where I belong ♪

♪ I'm the random minor note
you hear in major songs ♪

♪ And I like that,
oh me, oh me, oh me, oh my ♪

♪ Oh me, oh me, oh me, oh my ♪

♪ I like that ♪

♪ Oh me, oh me, oh me, oh my ♪

♪ I like that ♪

ISSA DEE: (METAL CLANGING)
I got too much sleep last night!

Beyoncé or bust, bitches!

♪ Tell me where my ladies at ♪

A bitch is free to turn up!

We came here to have a good time
and celebrate Tiffany.

-TIFFANY DUBOIS: And the baby.
-No, not the baby!

-Beyoncé or bust!
-ALL: Beyoncé or bust!

-Honey, what's wrong with you?
-Don't be mad.

-I took a edible.
-ISSA: You couldn't wait?

I timed it out perfectly.

(GIGGLES) Who's laughing?!

MOLLY CARTER: We're all high.
(GIRLS GIGGLE)

(YELLING) Anybody got a laptop?

Y'all hoes go get dressed.

♪ Go get 'em, girl ♪

♪ Show 'em who the boss
Hey! ♪