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www.1000fr.com presents
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Sync:FRS@wdysai
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HUSTLE S05E02
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So, how does this work?
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Well, while Albert's still banged up,
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we wait for Mickey to find us a mark.
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Turn to page 15.
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Our new marks.
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IPR golden boys
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Carlton Wood and Harry Fielding.
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Two for the price of one.
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What's "IPR"?
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Intellectual property rights.
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Wood and Fielding run a company
called Cityprime Associates.
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They specialise in
intellectual property.
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Trademarks, patents,
that kind of thing,
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usually for high-end technology.
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So why them?
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What do we need most in a mark?
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Money.
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Greed.
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Exactly.
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While it's true to say they have
their snouts firmly in the trough,
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they do so at other people's expense.
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Six months ago,
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Paul Fowler, the owner of
a small family business,
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approached them with a prototype
for a new security device.
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Eventually, the patent was granted.
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But to another security company.
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And guess what?
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The other security company
is owned by Cityprime Associates.
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Thieving bastards.
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The whole thing went to court,
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but the family business found of ??
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Wood and Fielding's legal team.
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They didn't stand a chance.
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So he killed himself?
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He left behind a wife and four children.
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On the evening of Paul Fowler's funeral,
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I found Wood and Fielding
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at their private members' club,
drinking champagne.
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So they get my vote.
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Mine too.
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I guess that makes it unanimous.
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So,
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what do you think
of our new recruits?
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She's sharp as a bleedin' scalpel.
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And she's fit. Which never hurts.
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Little brother's bright enough,
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but I wouldn't
exactly call him a grifter yet.
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And get this -
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he wants to be an actor.
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Emma's trying to save up enough
to send him to drama school.
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So, I was thinking,
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maybe we should start simple.
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Give 'em time to find their feet.
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Now where's the fun in that?
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You're just gonna chuck 'em
in the deep end, aren't you?
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Yeah.
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Great.
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So when it goes wrong, we can all go
and join Albert in the nick.
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Ash, it won't go wrong.
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They're ready.
That's why they're here.
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You know they were farmed out as kids,
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went from one home after another,
as far as I can make out.
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They did a runner when
she was 14, he was nine.
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Been on the streets ever since.
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But you know what?
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You may have found someone who hates
the system just as much as you do.
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We need to find out exactly
how these guys operate,
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so that we can find a way in.
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Now, Cityprime offices are
located on Chamberlain Street.
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Get yourself down there.
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Find the wine bar nearest
the offices and then,
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nice and easy, chat to people.
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See if they know Wood and Fielding.
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Find out what you can about them, OK?
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What sort of thing exactly?
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Personal detail.
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What they drink,
what sort of woman they like,
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what sports they play,
whether they voted for Ken or Boris,
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what star sign they are.
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Sure.
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Gotcha.
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Be back here in a couple of hours.
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OK.
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So, what do you want me to do?
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Well, I thought we could work
the inside together.
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OK.
- Good.
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Can I ask you something?
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Of course.
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You really dislike
these two, don't you?
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I dislike what they represent.
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And do you always get emotionally
involved with your marks?
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Well, if I don't, then
it's just about the money.
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And that's a bad thing?
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For me?
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Yes, it is.
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And so this design, we feel,
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will make Spider's Web
the new market leader.
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We're now ready for
any questions you may have.
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I have a question.
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It's about your
company's recruitment strategy.
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Excuse me?
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I was just wondering.
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Do you advertise for morons,
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or do you just take people
with the lowest IQ you can find
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and train them down?
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No?
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Not an answer, nothing?
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We asked you for a campaign
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that would launch this product into
the international arena overnight,
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and you come here
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and pitch us
a picture of a bloody spider's web?
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Well...
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Now he's got something to say.??
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Shut up! I'm talking!
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Shut up! The product is called
Spider's Web,
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so what we were hoping for
was just a hint of imagination.
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Well, actually...
- Please, for the love of God,
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shut it!
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If the product was called Aardvark,
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I'd expect a little more for my 50 grand
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than a picture
of a sodding anteater!
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Comprende?
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Now, piss off!
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OUT!
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Move! You cannot leave
this office fast enough!
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Out!
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Sorry.
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Blimey! Thanks for that.
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Don't worry.
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What's your name?
- Nick.
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Steve.
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Pull up a stool, join us.
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Looks like quite a set-up.
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Looks like Wood is the business brain
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and Fielding does the technical stuff.
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I wonder how Sean's getting on?
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Good drink, guys, eh?
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He should be here by now.
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He'll be here.
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I'm back!
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Sean? Sean?
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Sorry I'm late. Hard to get away.
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I had to drink champagne, tequila
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and this tiny little green thing
they wouldn't tell me the name of.
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Did you learn anything
in-between drinks?
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Yes.
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It's all up here, Mr Bricks.
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You can't imagine
how worrying that is.
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Right.
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Carlton Wood
and Harry Fielding.
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Carlton studied corporate law,
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??Cityprime four years ago.
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Harry studied science
and engineering,
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they teamed up a year and a half ago.
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Well, we're not going to get
anything out of him.
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Anyway, both born with
a silver spoon up their jacks.
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Two ruthless individuals,
not least with each other.
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So now we've got a product launch
without a bloody PR company.
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Well, you're the one who called
them morons and threw them out.
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You are such an arse!
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What they do is bloody clever.
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So their primary business
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is registering and protecting
intellectual property?
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Well, yeah,
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but I reckon it's a front.
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For what?
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Over the last 18 months, they've
registered nine smaller companies.
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Now it's impossible to be sure,
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but each one of those companies
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seemed to have been launched off
the back of a single new innovation.
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Explain.
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They were all registered,
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launched one product,
then sold shortly afterwards.
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So they steal new technology
using Cityprime,
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set up a new company to exploit it,
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then sell that company on
to make a fortune.
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Exactly.
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And Paul Fowler's company?
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Well, as far as I can make out,
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Fowler took them
his prototype security device.
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It's designed to attach to
paintings and rare works of art
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to prevent them being stolen.
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They took on the contract
to obtain a patent,
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but then went back to
Fowler a few weeks later
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and told him the idea was already protected
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with a similar product
called Spider's Web.
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Basically, they're two nasty
little bastards on the make.
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So, how do we get to them?
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Well, the quickest way would be to
invent something they want to nick.
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No,
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that puts us in their world
and puts them in the driving seat.
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No, I need an edge.
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Sean.
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Sean!
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What else did you find out about them?
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Who?
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Wood and Fielding.
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Oh, oh.
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Er, posh as you like. They love
birds, booze and fast cars.
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Detail, Sean!
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Oh...
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Er, Harry drinks black coffee,
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he supports the Arsenal
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and shoves half the Colombian
cocaine output up his nose.
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Bit of a dickhead.
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Carlton's the brains of the operation,
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drinks energy drinks,
thinks football's gay,
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got a thing about brunettes
with natural assets,
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and just done
the London marathon in two...
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two hours and 37 minutes.
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There was something about a security
company they've got a big stake in,
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launching this amazing new
product...Spider something.
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Web?
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That's the one, Spider's Web, yeah.
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Something about precious art,
museums and what have you.
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They're excited about the launch,
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but it's been delayed cos
they sacked their PR company.
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Carlton plays badminton
every Wednesday, left-handed,
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has a massage afterwards, likes
Michael Buble and voted for Boris.
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Harry got mugged three months ago,
so he's taken up martial arts.
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He voted for Boris too
and he's a fan of Mika.
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From what I can tell,
everyone I spoke to hated them,
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and the barmaid
in their local, get this,
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the barmaid in their local
spits in their drinks.
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We got our way in then - PR.
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You nearly blew it.
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I thought I did all right.
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Sean! You passed out.
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He sent me out to get pissed.
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No, he didn't,
he sent you out on a recce.
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You have to try and be smarter.
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You're the smart one.
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You got the brains, I got the looks.
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I'm serious.
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I know.
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Look, maybe you three would be
better without me.
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No.
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Come on, sis.
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It was all right
when it was just you and me,
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playing your boyfriend or assistant,
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or standing on a corner collecting wallets.
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??
These guys are out of my league.
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They're out of mine too,
but we can learn.
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You deserve all this,
I'll just get in your way.
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No,
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no. We do this together,
like we've always done.
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Just...
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Be smarter?
- Yes.
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You really want this, don't you?
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Yeah, I do.
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Best behaviour. Promise.
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Eddie! Meet Emma and Sean.
You'll be seeing a lot more of them.
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All right.
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Very nice to meet you.
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So, you grifters too, are you?
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Eddie's like an
honorary member of the team.
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Yeah. So no trying out your
little games on me, I'm too smart.
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We'll try and remember that, Eddie.
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Good. What can I get you?
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Four beers.
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Three beers and
a very strong black coffee.
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and excuese me?
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00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,400
You haven't said anything yet.
267
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:32,700
About what?
268
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,300
The new decor.
269
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,990
I thought I'd go
for a bit of a fusion
270
00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:41,000
between Art Deco and New Romantic,
271
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,500
with just a hint of Moroccan.
272
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,290
I've been watching
that house show on the telly.??
273
00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:48,900
Gave me loads of ideas.
- It's lovely.
274
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,800
You still selling beer, though?
275
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,290
Course I am.
276
00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,000
Well, let's have a look
at those first, eh?
277
00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,490
OK, so, the Spider's Web launch.
278
00:14:00,510 --> 00:14:03,800
That's the thing they're excited about,
so I think that's our way in.
279
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,300
Sean, you said
they sacked their PR company?
280
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,500
That's what I was told.
281
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,190
OK, well, we know they go to
The Alibi Bar when they finish work.
282
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:12,000
So..
283
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,000
Use the contacts you met in there
to give you an introduction.
284
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,090
When you're in their company,
285
00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:19,700
talk about a genius PR woman you're
meeting for a drink there later on.
286
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,600
That'll be me, I take it?
287
00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:24,600
Well, have you ever seen Ash in
a dress? It's not a pretty sight.
288
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,700
I've got great legs,
it's the top half lets me down.
289
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:32,400
So we pretend to be from this PR
company, flog 'em a great idea?
290
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,600
Something like that.
291
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:34,900
It's going to be a tough sell.
292
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,190
They're more likely to talk to us
293
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:39,400
if we're a PR company
with a proven track record.
294
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,390
Then we'll have to create
our own brand.
295
00:14:41,410 --> 00:14:42,200
How?
296
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,700
Auto suggestion.
297
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:44,800
What's that?
298
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,600
OK, don't think of an elephant.
299
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,700
Do not think of an elephant.
300
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,390
Now, if they use the same route
301
00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:53,490
from work to the bar
every evening, then...
302
00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:55,090
What's the first thing that popped
into your mind?
303
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:56,900
An elephant.
- Auto suggestion.
304
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,900
We need to create
our own brand name.
305
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,990
So come on then, seriously.
306
00:15:01,010 --> 00:15:02,800
What d'you think?
What d'you reckon?
307
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,100
It's very nice, Eddie.
308
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,200
Do you think it says "New London"?
309
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,000
Absolutely.
310
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:12,800
Yeah? Mick,
what d'you reckon?
311
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:16,000
Er, yes, I think it's
very nice what you've done.
312
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:18,590
I was thinking of
putting on a bit of grub too,
313
00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:20,500
that's where the money is, like.
314
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:23,600
I'd carry on the fusion theme,
sort of east meets west.
315
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:26,700
So I could have bangers and noodles,
316
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,200
sweet and sour pork with chips.
317
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,390
That's genius.
318
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:33,800
Inspired, mate.
Brilliant.
319
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,200
Thank you very much.
320
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,800
That's not a bad name
for a PR company.
321
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,800
Hello, could you put me through
to New London Media, please?
322
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000
new LONDON media
323
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,600
new LONDON media
324
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,100
new LONDON media
325
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,200
OK, Sean, do you know what to do?
326
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:21,500
who's here to meet the head honcho
of a PR firm and his creative bird,
327
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,690
who are going to launch
my new financial services
328
00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:25,400
to the international market.
329
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,500
When we come in, just introduce us
and we'll do the rest.
330
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,600
There!
331
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,700
Straight to the bar like clockwork.
332
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,100
Nice.
333
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,900
OK. 15 minutes enough?
334
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:39,900
Make it 45.
335
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:40,700
All right.
336
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,100
And Sean...
337
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,700
Yeah, I know, stick to orange juice.
338
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,400
Nice tits.
339
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,300
Shame about the face.
340
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,800
two head honchos from this
really hot PR company.
341
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,300
Oh, look! Here they are now.
342
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,800
Be smart,
343
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:24,600
be smart, be smart.
344
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,700
Hey, Steve!
345
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,500
Nick!
346
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,500
How you doing?
- ??
347
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,990
Harry, Carlton, meet Nick,
a good friend of mine.
348
00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:39,900
Harry, Carlton, good to meet you.
349
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,800
Shots!
350
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,400
Erm, could I grab a juice?
351
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,400
You know, this has been
more fun than I thought.
352
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,900
Yes, it has.
353
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,690
And don't worry
about Sean, he'll be fine.
354
00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:52,900
Oh, no, I don't doubt that.
355
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,700
Short hair suits you.
356
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,290
It's itching like hell.
357
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,200
No pain, no gain.
358
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:05,790
Really? I can't see much pain
in your part of the forest.
359
00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:08,700
That's because you've got no idea
how silly I'd look in a wig.
360
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,700
Be fun to see, though.
361
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,900
I'm sure it would.
362
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,200
It must be weird for you,
working with someone new.
363
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,400
I can honestly say it's a pleasure.
364
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:25,800
Thank you.
365
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,800
So much so, that I was thinking...
366
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:30,600
Oh? ..
367
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,100
that maybe when this is done,
368
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,900
we can get to know each other better.
369
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,800
Over dinner, perhaps?
370
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,400
It might help,
you know, working together.
371
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,700
I can see the sense in that.
372
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,400
If that's all it was.
373
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,400
Business.
374
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,100
And if it wasn't?
375
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,700
The thing is...
376
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,900
I don't do men.
377
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,690
-Oh!
- Oh! No, no!
378
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:10,500
I'm not a lesbian, either.
379
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:15,200
It's just that I've been hustling
on the streets since I was 14.
380
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:21,000
Men haven't exactly
covered themselves in glory with me.
381
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:25,800
So...it's just, if you don't ask,
I won't have to say no.
382
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,400
OK.
383
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,590
Look, I'm really glad we got that
out of the way so quickly.
384
00:19:33,610 --> 00:19:34,500
Really?
385
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,300
Really.
386
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,900
OK. Time to go to work.
??
387
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,800
Sis?
388
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,790
??
389
00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:02,290
Sshhh!
390
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:06,300
Cecilia. Cecilia Crawford.
We were supposed to have a meeting.
391
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,900
Oh, right, you're the...
You're the PR people.
392
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,200
???He
393
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,490
was telling us all about you.
394
00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:13,600
??
395
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,800
Come on, we're wasting our time.
396
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,500
Hold on, hold on,
what company are you with?
397
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,000
New London Media.
398
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,300
I've heard of them.
399
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,100
You're quite a big outfit, aren't you?
400
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,700
Well, we're the best at what
we do, if that's what you mean.
401
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,690
Listen, why don't you
join us for a drink?
402
00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:31,400
I'll get him a cab.
403
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,700
That'd be great.
404
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,200
I love you.
405
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,100
The thing is,
406
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,490
we're looking for
a decent PR company ourselves,
407
00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:45,300
so maybe we could do
some business together.
408
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:49,100
Shame to have a wasted trip, now
your other meeting's not happening.
409
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,200
One drink.
410
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:52,800
OK.
411
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:55,500
Great.
412
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,200
Well,
413
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:12,990
it seems to me that if this
security device is completely fail-safe...
414
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:14,200
Which it is.
415
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,100
..then what you'll need
is a gimmick that portrays that.
416
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,000
Go on.
417
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:23,890
Sorry, I'd feel better
having a contract in place
418
00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:24,990
before we have this conversation.
419
00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:27,100
Oh, don't be a knob.
- Yeah, don't be a knob.
420
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,700
We're only having a chat.
421
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:31,100
Anyway, I thought
she was the creative genius.
422
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,700
She is. She's also very expensive.
423
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,600
All right, all right. Tell you what.
424
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:40,400
Call this an interim contract.
425
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:42,700
"I...
426
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:44,200
promise..
427
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,800
to sign...
428
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,200
your contract
429
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,800
"if you...
430
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,900
stop...
431
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:54,400
being...
432
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,800
a knob."
433
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:57,600
Stop being a knob.
434
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,200
OK?
435
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,090
If you come up with
any ideas we can use,
436
00:22:02,110 --> 00:22:05,700
we'll sign a contract
to make sure you get paid fairly.
437
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,700
And I have your word on that?
438
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:08,900
Absolutely.
439
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:10,700
Cis?
440
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:13,500
Well,
441
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,790
there's no harm in throwing
a few ideas around, I guess.
442
00:22:16,810 --> 00:22:18,200
No harm.
443
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,300
So, you were saying something
about a gimmick.
444
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,500
So,
445
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:26,200
can you guarantee that this web
device can't be beaten?
446
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,000
100%.
447
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,590
Harry's my technical expert,
448
00:22:29,610 --> 00:22:32,590
if he says it's foolproof,
then it's foolproof.
449
00:22:32,610 --> 00:22:35,300
Are you in for the long haul or
quick sale?
450
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,700
It makes a difference?
451
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,000
Of course it makes a difference.
452
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,400
Well, quick sale.
453
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:45,000
Right.
454
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,790
Well, then you need
in-your-face marketing,
455
00:22:47,810 --> 00:22:49,700
something that's going to
grab the headlines.
456
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:52,200
So...
457
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,500
You don't insure
458
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:59,600
whatever your Spider's Web
is going to protect against theft.
459
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,600
What? That's ridiculous.
460
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,700
We can't possibly do that.
- No, it's quite a guarantee.
461
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:05,990
And not only that,
462
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,790
but your potential client will save
a fortune in premiums.
463
00:23:08,810 --> 00:23:09,890
They'll be queuing up to buy.
464
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,190
Yeah, but no insurance would mean...
465
00:23:11,210 --> 00:23:13,500
You can insure for damage,
just not theft.
466
00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:17,200
Either it's a foolproof system
or it isn't.
467
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,400
I also understand that
468
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:24,200
the London Gallery is going to
be exhibiting an Issac Moore painting.
469
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:27,600
It would be quite the PR coup
470
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,600
if you could use that
as your first gig.
471
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,200
Brilliant.
- What?
472
00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:32,890
It's genius.
473
00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:34,100
It will certainly create a buzz.
474
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,400
It certainly would.
You are very good.
475
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:38,000
Yes, I am.
476
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,100
So,
477
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,090
do I take it you're interested
in using Cecilia's marketing idea?
478
00:23:43,110 --> 00:23:44,090
Yeah, it's brilliant.
479
00:23:44,110 --> 00:23:45,800
Then I'll have the contract drawn up.
480
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:46,800
Mmm?
481
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,300
Contract?
482
00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:50,000
Yeah, absolutely.
483
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:51,600
Good, good.
484
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:52,700
We'll be in touch.
485
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,390
It was a good job our little friend
couldn't hold his drink.
486
00:23:56,410 --> 00:23:57,100
Yeah.
487
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:57,900
Cheers.
488
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:58,990
You know it's strange,
489
00:23:59,010 --> 00:24:02,000
I could have sworn
Nick told me he was teetotal.
490
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,100
Yeah,
491
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,900
I wondered what
the orange juice thing was about,
492
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,100
so I spiked it.
493
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,100
Truth is, he was a bit of an oik.
494
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,000
Really?
495
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,300
And let's be honest,
496
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,090
if you don't drink, what the bloody
hell are you doing in a bar?
497
00:24:15,110 --> 00:24:17,000
So you're a drinking man, then?
498
00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:18,700
Hell, yes.
499
00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:19,700
Well,
500
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,400
why don't we celebrate
our new partnership properly?
501
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:25,700
With a drinking contest.
502
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,100
Cecilia...
- Yeah, OK.
503
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,400
We're up for it!
504
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,200
No, just you and me.
505
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:36,200
Come on, Fielding,
don't let the side down.
506
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,000
She's a girl! Sorry, no offence.
507
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,600
Oh, none taken.
508
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:43,400
I thought we had another meeting.
509
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:44,600
Just a quick drink.
510
00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:46,100
Set them up.
511
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,400
Have another one!
512
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,100
It's a shame, I thought
he'd put up more of a fight.
513
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,200
Yeah, well, he never could
take his drink.
514
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,500
I'll be seeing you very soon.
515
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:46,700
Harry, you're a disgrace!
516
00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:49,200
Emma, was that absolutely necessary?
517
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,900
Yeah. He had it coming.
518
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,500
Whoa!
519
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,500
All right?
520
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Maybe that third bottle
was a mistake.
521
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,300
Or the second, mmm?
522
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:00,400
About earlier.
523
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,200
The dinner thing.
524
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:03,690
Maybe...
525
00:26:03,710 --> 00:26:06,300
We had the conversation,
and you were right.
526
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,500
We shouldn't mix business
with pleasure.
527
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,090
Oh, taxi!
528
00:26:13,110 --> 00:26:14,700
That's exactly
what I was going to say.
529
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,800
Oh, where's Sean?
530
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,500
Come on.
531
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,000
Emma, let me talk to him.
532
00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:46,500
Look, if you've come to give me a lecture,
533
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,500
I'm not interested.
534
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:51,600
??
535
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,200
Thanks, Eddie.
536
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,200
I remember when Albert
sent me out on my first job.
537
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,600
It was my first long con.
538
00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:05,990
He was playing a US congressman
called Walter Kaplan
539
00:27:06,010 --> 00:27:07,400
and I was his assistant.
540
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,400
My first job was to pick up
the mark, a businessman,
541
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,200
and take him to Albert's hotel.
542
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,990
I picked up the mark
at the right time
543
00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:16,600
picked up and took him
544
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:19,100
to the wrong hotel..
545
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,100
where he bumped into an old friend,
546
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,500
who persuaded him
not to invest in our deal.
547
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,600
What did Albert say?
548
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,100
He said, "It's all in the detail, kid."
549
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,200
He was happy, because he knew
I'd learnt a lesson.
550
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,200
It was a lesson I never forgot.
551
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,900
And from that day to this,
I double-check everything.
552
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,700
Twice.
553
00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:48,600
So what are you trying to tell me?
I need to learn not to get rat-arsed?
554
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:51,500
No, I think you should do
what Albert did.
555
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,290
When things don't go
according to plan,
556
00:27:54,310 --> 00:27:57,300
you dust yourself off and move on.
557
00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:01,500
Or maybe you admit
you're out of your depth
558
00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:03,000
and move on.
559
00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:04,800
You could do that.
560
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,200
But the thing about grifters...
561
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,600
well, the thing about real grifters,
562
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,100
is they never know
when they're beaten.
563
00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:15,490
So the question isn't,
564
00:28:15,510 --> 00:28:17,900
"Am I out of my depth?"
or, "Should I move on?"
565
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,600
The question is,
566
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,400
"Do I want to be a grifter?"
567
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,500
Thank you very much for joining us
here at our product launch,
568
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,100
and we launch it this morning
569
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:45,800
to coincide with the new exhibition
570
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,500
at the London Gallery.
571
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:48,690
Yes?
572
00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:51,200
Will the Web be used
at the exhibition?
573
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,600
Harry!
574
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,200
Harry!
575
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,890
As we speak,
576
00:28:56,910 --> 00:29:00,100
the Web is being
fixed to Isaac Moore's
577
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:01,600
"Winter Lake".
578
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,400
After the recent art thefts
in Toronto and Berlin,
579
00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:09,190
we can 100% guarantee
580
00:29:09,210 --> 00:29:12,000
that there is no way
the same thing will happen here.
581
00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:14,000
You're saying it can't be stolen?
582
00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:17,200
Absolutely.
It's a physical impossibility.
583
00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:19,200
In fact,
584
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:24,300
and this is why the Web will be used
in every major gallery in the world,
585
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,400
there is no need to insure against theft,
586
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,990
simply because it can't happen.
587
00:29:30,010 --> 00:29:34,000
Thereby saving galleries
millions of pounds in premiums.
588
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:38,800
Thank you very much, for asking
all the right questions.
589
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,100
Ah, it's the dynamic duo.
590
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,590
Well, that seemed to go down well.
591
00:29:44,610 --> 00:29:45,790
It did, didn't it?
592
00:29:45,810 --> 00:29:48,000
So the no insurance thing worked.
593
00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:49,390
Like a dream.
594
00:29:49,410 --> 00:29:50,390
Well, I knew it would.
595
00:29:50,410 --> 00:29:52,200
You did the deal
with the London Gallery?
596
00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:55,290
The no insurance thing
made it a no-brainer.
597
00:29:55,310 --> 00:29:56,100
Excellent.
598
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,700
I've brought the contract.
599
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,900
Contract for what?
600
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,890
For using our services.
601
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,790
For using our services.
602
00:30:00,810 --> 00:30:02,000
Ah, well, we won't be.
603
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,190
What?
604
00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:04,490
Well, we don't really need you any more,
605
00:30:04,510 --> 00:30:06,190
I mean, we've had the product launch.
606
00:30:06,210 --> 00:30:07,300
But you used our idea.
607
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,400
I think it was my idea, actually.
608
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:10,900
Excuse me?
609
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,090
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I said it first.
610
00:30:13,110 --> 00:30:14,200
You know that's not true.
611
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,100
Harry?
612
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,390
Hard to say, really,
613
00:30:17,410 --> 00:30:19,990
I mean, we were all drinking,
chatting, ideas bouncing around.
614
00:30:20,010 --> 00:30:23,300
But, no, wait...yah,
615
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,700
I'm pretty damn sure
Carlton said it first.
616
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:27,400
See?
617
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,390
We'll take this to the courts.
618
00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:30,890
Oh, well, I look forward to that.
619
00:30:30,910 --> 00:30:32,690
Oh, and don't forget to
bring all your proof,
620
00:30:32,710 --> 00:30:36,090
?? dated letters, emails
etc, outlining your idea.
621
00:30:36,110 --> 00:30:37,700
Oh, shit!
622
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,200
You haven't got any, have you?
623
00:30:40,100 --> 00:30:41,300
He's got ??
624
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,990
?? mat. The judge will love that.
625
00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:45,290
Whose name did you sign it with?
626
00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:46,190
I can't remember.
627
00:30:46,210 --> 00:30:47,190
Was it Mr Knob?
628
00:30:47,210 --> 00:30:49,900
Yes, quite possibly. Mr Knob.
629
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,100
So ??
630
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,300
They refused to sign the contract.
631
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,600
No?
632
00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:07,000
So they stole the idea without paying us?
633
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,400
Yes, they did.
634
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,400
Oh, well, Mr Bricks,
635
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,300
just when I was starting to
think you lot were superhuman.
636
00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:19,000
Knowing you screwed up like that,
I don't feel as much of a prat.
637
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,500
I'm glad you're feeling
better about yourself.
638
00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:29,300
I've missed something here, haven't I?
639
00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:34,490
To bend someone's will, you need to
find the one thing they cherish most
640
00:31:34,510 --> 00:31:35,600
and threaten it.
641
00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:40,190
They've just launched their brand new
security device to the art world.
642
00:31:40,210 --> 00:31:43,090
Something they have so much confidence
in, they've come up with a gimmick.
643
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:46,300
Isaac Moore's "Winter Lake".
They're not insuring it for theft.
644
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:47,990
?? But that was your idea.
645
00:31:48,010 --> 00:31:48,900
Precisely.
646
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,990
Listen, you're gonna have
to spell this out for me.
647
00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:52,600
??
648
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,090
Why would we go to all
this trouble to make sure
649
00:31:55,110 --> 00:31:56,600
they didn't insure that painting?
650
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:05,600
So you can nick it.
651
00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:07,090
Hurrah!
652
00:32:07,110 --> 00:32:08,300
All right.
653
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,000
They'd have to stump up
the money themselves.
654
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,600
Which would break them.
655
00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:15,200
So that's what this was all about?
656
00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:16,800
Setting them up?
657
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,300
What about this security thing?
658
00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:23,090
Supposed to be foolproof.
659
00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:25,400
It is. But Ash has been
working on how to beat it.
660
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:27,900
How's it going?
661
00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:31,100
Well, I'm working on it.
662
00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:33,190
You can beat it, though?
663
00:32:33,210 --> 00:32:35,000
Yeah, yeah, course.
664
00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:38,000
Cos that'd be really stupid, wouldn't it?
665
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,400
To set all this up and not be
able to steal the painting.
666
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:43,600
Oh, don't worry,
Ash can beat anything.
667
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:35,700
I got it!
668
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,400
No, no, no, no, no, no.
669
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:57,400
Wakey wakey, rise and shine! Yeah.
670
00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:00,700
Er, yeah.
671
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,100
Well?
672
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,090
Virtually every alarm ever
made, you can deal with,
673
00:34:12,110 --> 00:34:14,090
because at some point,
it has an entry system
674
00:34:14,110 --> 00:34:16,500
and if you can get at it,
you can bypass it somehow.
675
00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:17,800
??
676
00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:21,800
The Spider's Web security
system is like a mesh.
677
00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:23,300
A bit like this.
678
00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:26,290
Er...were they my fishnets?
679
00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:28,000
Sorry, needs must and all that.
680
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,600
Miniature chips are embedded in the mesh
681
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,190
and it's fixed permanently
to the back of the canvas.
682
00:34:34,210 --> 00:34:34,890
So.
683
00:34:34,910 --> 00:34:35,890
Permanently?
684
00:34:35,910 --> 00:34:37,290
That's why it's genius.
685
00:34:37,310 --> 00:34:40,400
It's actually stitched
into the canvas itself.
686
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,000
You move the painting even a
millimetre, all hell breaks loose.
687
00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:48,090
?? According to the spec on their website,
688
00:34:48,110 --> 00:34:49,390
as soon as movement is detected,
689
00:34:49,410 --> 00:34:52,900
it sends a signal not only to
alarms on site and the local nick,
690
00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:56,200
but also to all the doors on site,
which are then locked permanently.
691
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,000
The web can't be removed cos
it's sewn into the canvas,
692
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:02,400
you can't bypass it, cos you can't
get at it without moving the painting.
693
00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,490
Which you can't do,
because that will trigger it.
694
00:35:04,510 --> 00:35:05,100
Yeah.
695
00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:07,790
So are we going to try and
block the signal externally?
696
00:35:07,810 --> 00:35:09,390
No, no, they're ahead of you.
697
00:35:09,410 --> 00:35:12,800
The mesh has a sensor which detects when
any kind of block's put on its signal.
698
00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:14,500
Sounds tough.
699
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:17,100
?? Never seen anything like it in my life.
700
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,700
OK, so what's the solution?
701
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:23,700
There isn't one.
702
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,700
What?
- It does what it says on the tin.
703
00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:28,290
There's no way to beat it.
704
00:35:28,310 --> 00:35:29,190
Ash...
- I'm sorry,
705
00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:30,290
I've been ?? all round the houses.
706
00:35:30,310 --> 00:35:33,100
The simple truth is it's impossible.
707
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:40,400
So, all that work for nothing.
708
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,500
It's not your fault, Ash.
709
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,700
Here, don't reckon he's gonna jump, do you?
710
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,400
No, but I think I might.
711
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,390
I think he's best left alone.
712
00:35:55,410 --> 00:35:56,600
?? I'll just have a quick look.
713
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,090
?? Sean!
714
00:35:58,110 --> 00:35:59,800
?? He won't even know I'm there.
715
00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:03,200
Sorry.
716
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,200
?? Just thought I'd check
if you were all right.
717
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:09,900
So, what we do we do now?
718
00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:11,600
We walk away.
719
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:13,390
Let 'em beat us?
720
00:36:13,410 --> 00:36:14,090
You heard what he said.
721
00:36:14,110 --> 00:36:14,890
It can't be done.
722
00:36:14,910 --> 00:36:17,800
But you told me that real
grifters don't give up.
723
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,600
That they never know when they're beaten.
724
00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:24,000
Shall I piss off now?
725
00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:25,600
I think you'd better.
726
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:30,300
Well?
727
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:31,600
We had a little chat.
728
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,200
And?
729
00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:35,000
And you were right.
730
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,600
He was best left alone.
731
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:44,100
Ash.
732
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,400
Can you get us into the gallery?
733
00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:48,300
I can get you in anywhere,
Mick, you know that.
734
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,590
But you cannot nick this painting.
735
00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:54,190
There's nothing to actually
stop you moving the painting?
736
00:36:54,210 --> 00:36:56,400
?? The second you do,
the system kicks in.
737
00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:59,000
You'll never get it out of the room ??.
738
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,800
Just work out how to get us in
there, I'll worry about the rest.
739
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:11,400
??
740
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,790
??
741
00:37:13,810 --> 00:37:17,000
Back, back, back, back. Stop. yes, yes.
742
00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:20,400
Yes, yes, yes. Very good.??
743
00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,800
Very good ??
744
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,300
Good. ??
745
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:35,080
Oh, yes. It's been an amazing success.
746
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:37,200
Are you fans of his later work?
747
00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:43,300
Here's the gallery plans, Ash.
748
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:45,500
Nice one.
749
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,600
Are these two really
worth all this effort?
750
00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:59,200
It's not them so much,
it's what they represent.
751
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:02,690
They belong to a world where the only
important thing is financial gain.
752
00:38:02,710 --> 00:38:03,800
That's all that matters.
753
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,200
So they create a system
where only they can win.
754
00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:08,100
Survival of the fittest.
755
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,390
The problem with keeping
people under your thumb
756
00:38:10,410 --> 00:38:13,700
is after a while, someone is likely
to jump up and bite your hand off.
757
00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:14,900
Someone like you?
758
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,700
Someone exactly like me.
759
00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:23,290
Yeah, I'm starting to understand
what you said before about it
760
00:38:23,310 --> 00:38:24,700
not just being about the money.
761
00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:27,200
Then you're halfway there.
762
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,800
OK, everyone. Let's get our heads in gear.
763
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,800
Ash, where are we?
764
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:38,190
Right. I can get us in,
765
00:38:38,210 --> 00:38:39,400
after that, it's up to you.
766
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,100
Good. Then we should go tonight.
767
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,900
And here is how I think
768
00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:50,300
we steal this painting.
769
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:57,690
You all right, mate?
770
00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:58,990
Go easy on me, first night.
771
00:38:59,010 --> 00:38:59,900
No tower blocks, eh?
772
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:01,290
Number seven.
773
00:39:01,310 --> 00:39:02,090
Whitehall.
774
00:39:02,110 --> 00:39:02,990
Where's your crew?
775
00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:03,590
Where d'you think?
776
00:39:03,610 --> 00:39:05,900
They're out stuffing their faces,
I'll pick 'em up on the way.
777
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:22,900
What about the alarm?
778
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,200
There's only motion detectors in
the corridors on the top floor.
779
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,200
It gets more interesting
on the exhibition floors,
780
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,890
but I'll disable the main
alarm once we get in there.
781
00:39:31,910 --> 00:39:33,390
You clearly had a misspent youth.
782
00:39:33,410 --> 00:39:34,900
?? You don't know the half of it.
783
00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:40,600
Voila!
784
00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:55,800
Down here.
785
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:05,900
Albert was right.
786
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:09,600
It's quite something, seeing
you two in action first hand.
787
00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:16,700
If I'm not back in three
hours, send a search party.
788
00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:41,300
I spy with my little eye,
something beginning with B.
789
00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:43,400
Building?
790
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,400
No.
791
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,000
Biro?
792
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:48,800
No.
793
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,300
I give in.
794
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:52,690
You can't give in after two goes.
795
00:40:52,710 --> 00:40:53,400
Why not?
796
00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:56,000
It shows a lack of stickability.
797
00:40:58,100 --> 00:40:59,790
Stickability?
That's not even a word.
798
00:40:59,810 --> 00:41:01,590
You can't have a lack of
something that doesn't exist.
799
00:41:01,610 --> 00:41:02,700
Of course it's a word.
800
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,100
Well, it isn't in the dictionary.
801
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,590
Neither is
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious,
802
00:41:12,610 --> 00:41:13,900
but it's still a word.
803
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,800
Not really, it's a song.
804
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,100
OK, it's a song.
805
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:20,700
About a word.
806
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,200
You just can't admit you're wrong, can you?
807
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:25,400
That's because I'm not.
808
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:28,100
There's a word for people like you.
809
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,100
And what's that? ??
810
00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:31,600
A neverthinkyourewrongist.
811
00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:39,290
??
812
00:41:39,310 --> 00:41:41,400
How can an art gallery make
so much rubbish, eh?
813
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,400
And...freeze.
814
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,900
Now, let's clear the way.
815
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,200
Broom.
816
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:20,400
No.
817
00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:23,700
Bottle.
818
00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:26,000
Where?
819
00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:29,300
No.
820
00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:36,800
'OK, go.'
821
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,100
Copy.
822
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,300
So, what was it?
823
00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:43,800
Bulb.
824
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,900
That's a lightbulb.
825
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,900
That should be an L!
826
00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:56,600
Cheat.
827
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:19,900
Hello, sis.
828
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:21,300
Fancy seeing you here.
829
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:25,900
Is stickability a word?
830
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:43,900
Hurry up!
831
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,500
'They're out like a light.'
832
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,500
You sure this is going to work?
833
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,700
Well...no.
834
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,200
??
835
00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:23,100
Morning, Brian.
- Morning, sir.
836
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:38,200
Aiden!
837
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:44,700
It's gone!
838
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:47,390
Security?
839
00:45:47,410 --> 00:45:51,200
??
840
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,200
Harry, Harry!
841
00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:57,190
?? Just get your arse in
the car and get down there!
842
00:45:57,210 --> 00:45:58,300
OK? Bye.
843
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,900
Oh, you have got to be kidding me!
844
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,000
Oh! Oh, shit! Aargh!
845
00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:16,990
?? Eddie, mate, that
was the dog's whatsits.
846
00:46:17,010 --> 00:46:17,990
?? Hear, hear.
847
00:46:18,010 --> 00:46:18,800
Outstanding.
848
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:19,990
A work of art.
849
00:46:20,010 --> 00:46:22,000
I dunno. I'm still not sure about this.
850
00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:25,890
I'm telling you, this
fusion thing is so yesterday,
851
00:46:25,910 --> 00:46:28,090
this is hot off the
press, this New London.
852
00:46:28,110 --> 00:46:29,890
And The Ivy's really doing fry-ups?
853
00:46:29,910 --> 00:46:32,600
Egg, beans and chips is its new
signature dish, innit, Mick?
854
00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:33,490
Absolutely.
855
00:46:33,510 --> 00:46:36,600
Only, you lot haven't exactly
always been honest with me ??.
856
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,600
?? I find that hard to believe.
857
00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:39,900
That's very hurtful, Eddie.
858
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,500
?? I'm sorry, but ?? you haven't.
859
00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:45,100
Right, that's it. Cancel my order.
860
00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:45,990
What?
861
00:46:46,010 --> 00:46:48,090
I'm cancelling my breakfast
order in protest.
862
00:46:48,110 --> 00:46:49,490
I don't ?? expect a bill, either.
863
00:46:49,510 --> 00:46:50,300
But you've eaten it!
864
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,200
It's a matter of principle.
865
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,890
You will not go to heaven.
866
00:47:00,910 --> 00:47:02,000
He loves it.
867
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,400
Keeps him on his toes.
868
00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:06,600
Right.
869
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,400
What d'you think?
870
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,100
Is it time?
871
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,200
Yeah, I think so.
872
00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:14,700
Shall we?
873
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:21,900
No!
874
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:26,390
This isn't possible.
875
00:47:26,410 --> 00:47:29,390
Well, obviously, it is sodding possible,
876
00:47:29,410 --> 00:47:32,300
you dick, because
the painting isn't there!
877
00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:34,100
Shit.
878
00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,790
You said it was foolproof. 100%!
879
00:47:36,810 --> 00:47:37,490
It was!
880
00:47:37,510 --> 00:47:39,290
Was it? Was it really? Really?
881
00:47:39,310 --> 00:47:41,000
Then where's the bloody painting?
882
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,790
Had the security doors been activated?
883
00:47:47,810 --> 00:47:48,400
No.
884
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,590
Alarms?
885
00:47:49,610 --> 00:47:49,990
Nothing.
886
00:47:50,010 --> 00:47:51,100
They must have done!
887
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,990
?? Alarms sound and doors lock
if the painting's moved a millimetre!
888
00:47:55,010 --> 00:47:56,890
Well, evidently, they didn't!
889
00:47:56,910 --> 00:47:57,990
OK, ?? hold on.
890
00:47:58,010 --> 00:48:01,490
But the gallery, you've got
your own insurance, right?
891
00:48:01,510 --> 00:48:04,990
Yes. For everything except
the theft of this painting.
892
00:48:05,010 --> 00:48:06,600
On your instructions.
893
00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:08,090
Shit.
894
00:48:08,110 --> 00:48:09,690
No, no, no, no, no, this isn't happening.
895
00:48:09,710 --> 00:48:13,090
This isn't happening!
896
00:48:13,110 --> 00:48:14,300
I'm afraid it is.
897
00:48:14,700 --> 00:48:15,690
??
898
00:48:15,710 --> 00:48:17,000
I'm sorry, you can't come in here.
899
00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:18,200
Get them out, will you?
900
00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:20,390
I think you'll really want
to hear what we have to say.
901
00:48:20,410 --> 00:48:22,890
Really? Really? ??
Bit busy right now!
902
00:48:22,910 --> 00:48:23,590
So I can see.
903
00:48:23,610 --> 00:48:24,690
I said, get them out!
904
00:48:24,710 --> 00:48:26,200
All right, ?? no need.
905
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,200
But you'll never know
where your painting is.
906
00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:29,800
Wait!
907
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,800
Are you telling me you had
something to do with this?
908
00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:46,600
No, I'm telling you I had
everything to do with this.
909
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:56,500
OK. I'm listening.
910
00:48:58,300 --> 00:48:59,100
Alone.
911
00:48:59,700 --> 00:49:01,090
I really think we ought
to call the police!
912
00:49:01,110 --> 00:49:03,800
Just shut up! ??
913
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:08,200
Give me five minutes and then you can
call in the bloody Household Cavalry!
914
00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:15,200
I really, really hope
you're not wasting my time.
915
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:16,200
Ash.
916
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:21,890
Uh-uh.
917
00:49:21,910 --> 00:49:23,290
Mmm-mmm.
918
00:49:23,310 --> 00:49:24,000
Where is it?
919
00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:25,700
Somewhere safe.
920
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:28,400
What makes you think
I won't call the police?
921
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:32,790
Because the painting was last valued
at upwards of 3 million pounds,
922
00:49:32,810 --> 00:49:36,090
which you and Mr Knob here have
personally guaranteed the gallery,
923
00:49:36,110 --> 00:49:37,500
should it be stolen.
924
00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:40,190
Now you can call the police,
get us locked up, ??
925
00:49:40,210 --> 00:49:44,090
but whatever happens to us,
you'll still have to pay out,
926
00:49:44,110 --> 00:49:45,390
should that painting not be found.
927
00:49:45,410 --> 00:49:46,690
Tell me if I'm going too fast.
928
00:49:46,710 --> 00:49:50,200
Not to mention your security system
would be ruined if this got out.
929
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:51,400
A bit like you two.
930
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,500
You might have to cut back
on the champagne and caviar.
931
00:49:58,300 --> 00:49:59,100
What do you want?
932
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:00,200
Sean?
933
00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:07,800
D'you know, I always preferred brunettes.
934
00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:15,400
This is Mrs Fowler.
935
00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:17,300
Paul Fowler's widow.
936
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:22,200
It was his company that developed
Spider's Web, the company you cheated.
937
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:23,900
So, first,
938
00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:29,190
I would like you to sign this.
939
00:50:29,210 --> 00:50:29,990
What is it?
940
00:50:30,010 --> 00:50:32,300
It's a contract. I know
how keen you are on them.
941
00:50:32,900 --> 00:50:35,000
It guarantees Mrs Fowler
942
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:39,490
sole ownership of the Spider's Web.
943
00:50:39,510 --> 00:50:40,390
And if we don't sign?
944
00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:41,400
Shut up, Harry!
945
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:44,700
How do I know I can trust you,
946
00:50:45,900 --> 00:50:47,600
that you'll give me the painting back? ??
947
00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:50,790
Because if I don't, Spider's
Web will be discredited
948
00:50:50,810 --> 00:50:52,390
and Mrs Fowler won't get a penny.
949
00:50:52,410 --> 00:50:55,600
And unlike you, I will not
allow that to happen.
950
00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:01,200
Oh, thank you very much.
951
00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:07,490
Carl!
952
00:51:07,510 --> 00:51:09,300
Just sign the bloody forms!
953
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,400
Now, where is it?
954
00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:38,900
We're not quite finished yet.
955
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,800
On here, you will see your account details.
956
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:46,000
You bastard.
957
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:47,800
How much?
958
00:51:48,300 --> 00:51:49,600
500,000.
959
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:51,700
WHAT?
960
00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:55,890
Yes. Half as a gesture
of good faith for Mrs Fowler,
961
00:51:55,910 --> 00:51:57,400
the other half for us.
962
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,000
Call it a finder's fee.
963
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,090
Once it's done, you have my word,
964
00:52:03,110 --> 00:52:04,100
you'll get the painting.
965
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,500
500,000 or three million.
966
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:15,990
How's your maths?
967
00:52:16,010 --> 00:52:17,290
How's my maths?
968
00:52:17,310 --> 00:52:18,190
?? That's very good.
969
00:52:18,210 --> 00:52:19,600
How's my maths?!
970
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,500
ARSE! ARSE!
971
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,200
Now, where is my bloody painting?
972
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,300
Ash, would you care to do the honours?
973
00:53:11,300 --> 00:53:13,500
Why is it working-class
people are so violent?
974
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,900
You're sure this'll work?
975
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,100
No.
976
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,000
You see, unlike you,
I am not a thief.
977
00:54:59,300 --> 00:55:00,990
You know I can still
call the bloody police!
978
00:55:01,010 --> 00:55:01,790
And tell them what?
979
00:55:01,810 --> 00:55:03,000
Tell them that you...
980
00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:09,600
That you stole my painting.
981
00:55:10,900 --> 00:55:12,090
Oh, yeah.
982
00:55:12,110 --> 00:55:14,990
And we've sent details of
all your bogus companies
983
00:55:15,010 --> 00:55:17,200
to the Intellectual Property Office.
984
00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:19,700
So you won't be cheating anyone else.
985
00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:24,700
Yes, well, two can
bloody play at that game.
986
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,100
Then we'll take you down with us.
987
00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:33,790
We'll let everyone know
that New London Media
988
00:55:33,810 --> 00:55:35,500
is run by a bunch of crooks.
989
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,700
You'll never work in this town again.
990
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,600
Well, I guess we'll just
have to live with that.
991
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,500
You really are a bloody moron.
992
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:56,200
What?
993
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:57,100
No?
994
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,700
I'm starting to really enjoy this.
995
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:05,690
Oh, so you want to be
a grifter now, do you?
996
00:56:05,710 --> 00:56:06,590
?? With you,
997
00:56:06,610 --> 00:56:09,490
?? there was too much running about
and people trying to beat us up.
998
00:56:09,510 --> 00:56:10,490
Thanks very much!
999
00:56:10,510 --> 00:56:12,600
?? We get a bit of that too.
1000
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:14,200
Could have gone worse.
1001
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,000
That was a beautiful thing you did.
1002
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,600
Yes, it was.
1003
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,300
Albert said you were a genius.
1004
00:56:20,700 --> 00:56:21,800
That's the thing, you see.
1005
00:56:22,100 --> 00:56:23,900
Real grifters never
know when they're beaten.
1006
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:25,190
I told him that.
1007
00:56:25,210 --> 00:56:26,100
You told me that?
1008
00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:28,290
Did I or did I not utter those words?
1009
00:56:28,310 --> 00:56:29,490
Technically, yes.
1010
00:56:29,510 --> 00:56:31,490
Then technically, I'm right.
1011
00:56:31,510 --> 00:56:33,090
?? I thought you did very well, Sean.
1012
00:56:33,110 --> 00:56:36,390
?? Yeah, apart from getting drunk
and passing out twice.
1013
00:56:36,410 --> 00:56:37,500
?? I explained that.
1014
00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:38,690
Don't worry, Sean.
1015
00:56:38,710 --> 00:56:39,900
Ash is right. You did good.
1016
00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:41,300
You too.
1017
00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:43,500
Thank you.
1018
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,100
Do you know the bit I liked best?
1019
00:56:45,700 --> 00:56:48,200
The look on their faces when
they realised we had them.
1020
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:49,590
And the sweetest thing of all?
1021
00:56:49,610 --> 00:56:51,300
It couldn't have happened
to two nicer blokes.
1022
00:56:51,900 --> 00:56:52,800
I love being a grifter.
1023
00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:54,890
?? Better than working.
1024
00:56:54,910 --> 00:56:56,800
And you meet such interesting people.
1025
00:56:58,900 --> 00:57:00,200
D'you think I could really
make it, though, Mickey?
1026
00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,100
I mean, really make it?
1027
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,490
Well, ?? you need two things ??.
1028
00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:09,500
The first, you know about already,
grifters never know when they're beaten.
1029
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,090
But ??you need something else, too.
1030
00:57:11,110 --> 00:57:11,800
What's that?
1031
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:13,200
Stickability.
1032
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:14,500
Stickability?
1033
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,500
Don't listen to him, Sean,
he thinks he's being funny.
1034
00:57:18,100 --> 00:57:20,490
It's not a word.
It's not a word.
1035
00:57:20,510 --> 00:57:22,800
I've looked it up...??
1036
00:57:23,300 --> 00:57:27,300
welcome to www.1000fr.com
1037
00:57:29,700 --> 00:57:33,090
Hustle is back with more
next Thursday night at 9.
1038
00:57:33,110 --> 00:57:37,100
Tonight ??
1039
00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:40,700
???
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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