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[ Grunting ]
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[ Continues ]
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[ Groans ]
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Wah!
[ Grunts ]
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Yah!
Ya-ha!
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[ Chuckles ]
Hi, buddy! Boy, there's nothing
like a little exercise...
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in the morning
to get the blood flowing, huh?
[ Joints Cracking ]
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[ Chuckles ]
Yeah. Well, that's
kind of a switch.
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Um, where did you learn
how to do that?
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What? Oh, you know,
any jester worth his salt...
[ Spine Cracking ]
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is part acrobat!
[ Grunts ]
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[ Sighs ]
You know, I'm not used
to seeing you so cheery.
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Yeah, I know. I was
a little depressing there
for a while, wasn't I?
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Depressing? Uh, no, no.
You were beyond depressing.
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A snakebite on your eyeball.
That's depressing.
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Okay. Enough of that.
A butt full
of porcupine quills.
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That was like a picnic
compared to you.
Hey! Don't talk! Eat!
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[ Grunting In Pain ]
Uh, what is this?
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Well, I call it a waffle.
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- Why?
- Because... when I was trying
to think of what to call it,
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I-- Well, I couldn't really--
There wasn't a--
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Didn't really know
what to call it, so--
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Ahh! Fair enough!
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You know, Hercules,
I'm really beginning
to enjoy my new life here.
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And I have you to thank.
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Oh, please. You would
have been just fine.
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Still, I wish there was
some way I could repay you.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Keep makin' these things,
and we'll call it even.
[ Chuckles ] Okay.
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[ Woman ]
Help!
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It's amazing.
Everywhere I go.
Help me!
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Let's check it out.
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Run, half-god!
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Soon enough, you will
flee a terror both...
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insidious and beyond
your wildest imagination!
[ Laughing Wickedly ]
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[ Shrieking ]
Boo!
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- [ Screams ]
- Deimos, for the God of Terror,
you are justsopathetic.
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What are you up to?
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I'm on a mission for Ares.
[ Laughs ]
You?
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- [ Groaning ]
- Working for Ares?
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[ Choking ]
Why do I find that
so hard to believe?
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You've got an overly
skeptical nature?
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No, no, he's handling
something for me,
so please do... drop him.
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[ Strangled ]
You heard him,
Discord. Drop me!
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[ Grunting ]
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Ares, if you wanted
something... handled,
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why didn't you
come straight to me?
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I know where
your talents lie.
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I just wanted to see
if your Cousin Deimos
was a worthy successor...
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to dear, departed Strife
as my second-in-command.
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- They look enough alike,
don't you think?
- Do not.
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I'm taller,
and he's dead.
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Second-in-command?
That's my job!
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[ Laughs ]
Oh, itwasyour job--
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[ Choking ]
Is somebody
talking to you?
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[ Bones Cracking,
Choking ]
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You know how I hate
these family conflicts.
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[ Both Screaming ]
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[ Groaning ]
[ Breaking Wind ]
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[ Grunting, Mumbling ]
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You kids work this out,
or I will. Permanently.
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[ Clamoring ]
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[ Man ]
A plague upon the town!
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Hey! You leave
that man alone!
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[ Screaming, Taunting ]
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[ Whimpering ]
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[ Grunting, Screaming ]
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They'll kill him!
[ Panting ]
No, they won't.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Hercules ]
Look out!
Get out of the way!
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So, what's this mission
got to do with Hercules?
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[ Scoffs ]
Hercules?
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By the time I'm finished
with him, the world won't
see much more of Hercules.
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[ Both Chuckling ]
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[ Groaning ]
Don't be afraid.
They're gone now.
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[ Groans ]
Please. Don't look at me.
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Are you not seeing
what I'm not seeing?
No. I'm not.
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Me neither.
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[ Man Narrating ]
This is the story
of a time long ago,
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a time of myth and legend,
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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,
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and they plagued mankind
with suffering.
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Only one man dared
to challenge their power--
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Hercules.
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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
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a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.
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He journeyed the earth,
battling the minions
of his wicked stepmother, Hera,
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the all-powerful
queen of the gods.
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But wherever
there was evil,
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wherever an innocent
would suffer,
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there would be... Hercules.
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- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]
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Hail!
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This looks deserted.
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Looks can be deceiving.
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[ Woman ]
Ah! Strangers!
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It's all right.
We're here to help.
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I've never seen
anything like this.
No pun intended.
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[ Whispering Hoarsely ]
Leave us alone.
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No one can help us, Hercules.
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Not even you.
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We'll see about that.
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No pun intended.
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People fade away,
bit by bit.
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Till they vanish completely.
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Then they die.
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It started after
the harvest. My husband
was the first to fade.
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When you say he faded,
he actually... disappeared?
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In less than a day,
he was gone forever.
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Not even a body to bury.
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And no one knows why.
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[ Sighs ]
Think back. You said this
started after the harvest.
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Yes, it was market day.
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My husband had brought
our crops to town.
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- Where are the crops stored?
- In the village storehouse.
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[ Mob Yelling ]
Kill those freaks!
Destroy them all!
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Um, Hercules,
uh--
Yeah. I know.
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I'll try
to reason with them.
[ Sighs ]
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Iolaus, go to the storehouse
and see what you can find.
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No, you'll be okay.
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You have my word: what
happened to your husband...
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won't happen to you.
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-[ Woman ]
Go get him! Get him!
- [ Sighing ]
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Worried about something?
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No.
[ Scoffs ]
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Look, cuz, I know you're
incompetent. You know
you're incompetent.
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But we don't want Ares
to know you're incompetent.
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Am I right, or am I right?
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Yeah, well, sure.
I guess.
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[ Bites Nail,
Cries Out ]
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There aren't any secrets
among family.
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I can't help you out
if I don't know the problem.
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[ Sighs ]
All right. Look.
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I set a trap for Hercules,
and his little friend's
about to ruin it.
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Ha! Discord, you gotta
help me, please.
[ Sobbing ]
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Okay. Here's what
we're gonna do.
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[ Drum Pounding ]
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You all know
what we have to do.
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The Faders must die...
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before what is happening
to them overtakes us all!
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I say,
"Put them to the death!"
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And I say,
"Not a chance."
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This is none
of your business, Hercules!
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It's everyone's business.
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How dare you!
Those people are your
neighbors, your friends.
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You've known them
all your lives.
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Now something's happening to
them that you can't understand,
and you're frightened.
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So, as good friends
and neighbors, what do you do?
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First, you lock them up,
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and then you decide
to kill them.
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Shame on you.
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What do you want us to do?
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For starters,
let's clean up this mess.
Noble words and fine sentiments.
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But words and sentiments
are of no use to the dead.
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[ Man ] He's right!
Make no mistake,
my friends.
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Death is
the real issue here.
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- Nobody has to die.
- You may not fear death,
half-god.
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But we do!
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The gods
have cursed this village!
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- Well, you don't know that.
- Work their will,
and you may live.
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Defy them,
and you will surely die!
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The old man is right!
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We must kill the Faders,
or we too will fade away!
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-Kill the Faders! Kill them!
- [ Screams ]
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Wait! Wait!
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- Don't let him scare you!
- [ Laughs Hysterically ]
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[ Continues Laughing ]
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Get out of the way!
[ Grunts ]
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[ Groans ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Whimpering ]
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Nice try, Deimos.
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How'd you know?
Your annoying laugh.
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[ Shrieking ]
That wasn't a compliment.
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Now, tell me why
these people are fading.
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Or you'll be
the next one to disappear.
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Well--
Oh, come on!
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[ Sighs ]
I don't know
what I'm looking for.
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- How am I supposed to find it?
-[ Woman ] Ouch!
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[ Whimpering ]
Ow!
Hey!
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Hey, here. Here.
Let me help you.
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Are you all right?
You're the first person
I've seen in two days...
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- who isn't a Fader.
- Well, what are you doing here?
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Well, hiding! Seems
like everyone out there
has gone crazy.
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Yeah. Tell me about it.
Uh--
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I'm, uh, Iolaus.
I'm Leche.
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It's nice to meet you.
Yeah!
You too.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Uh, well, I'm a little busy.
Do you want to--
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Um, what are
we looking for?
Oh...
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I don't really know,
uh-- Um--
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[ Grunts ]
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- I think we just found it.
-Found what? What is that?
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I'm not sure,
but... it seems to have
contaminated all the food.
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Then, it's probably better
not to touch it.
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Right.
Hercules'll know
what to do with it.
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ Deimos ]
Let me go. Please!
[ Hercules ] Look at this.
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Let me go.
[ Shouts ]
Look at this!
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Now, end this!
Or I'll end you.
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I can't!
That's the wrong answer.
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Oh, no. Oh, no!
[ Screaming ]
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I swear, I can't do anything
without the rock!
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What rock?
This rock?
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- The Rock of Argius.
- "Rock of Ages"?
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Argius.
[ Grunting, Gasping ]
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He was a Cyclops.
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When he and his brothers
rebelled against the gods,
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Zeus turned their eyes
to stone. Good old Dad.
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When the Cyclops died,
they cursed their
blind, stone eyes.
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"Let those with sight
be taken from sight...
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as sight was taken from us."
[ Cackling ]
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[ Chuckles ]
That's really clever!
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What are you gonna do now?
[ Sighs ]
Smash the rock.
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Break the curse.
Wait.
It can't be that easy.
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It isn't.
If I destroy the rock,
the curse falls on me.
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What kind of a choice is that?
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It's the only one
he's got if he wants
to save the villagers.
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[ Laughing ]
It's quite a dilemma,
isn't it?
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[ Groaning, Moaning ]
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- [ Explosion ]
- Ooh! [ Laughs ]
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[ Evil Chuckling ]
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[ Sighing, Moaning ]
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[ Man ]
The curse has been lifted!
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[ Woman ]
Thank God. No--
Thank Hercules!
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Heroes don't always die
in battle or in bed, Hercules.
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Sometimes they just...
fade away.
[ Chuckles ]
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Oh, my face!
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Oh, no!
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Look on the bright side.
The village is safe,
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and now I can sneak
into a theater without
paying for tickets!
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- A-Am I being unclear?
- How can you make a joke
at a time like this?
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What are we gonna do?
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I've got an idea.
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[ Grunts ]
236
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:12,865
[ Growling, Yelling ]
237
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:17,369
Hercules. You're okay,
you're okay! It worked!
238
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,873
I told you, everybody.
There's nothing to worry about.
Hercules always saves the day!
239
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,376
So, how did you save
the day today, Hercules?
I didn't.
240
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,378
But...
I-I can see you!
241
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,881
It's mind over matter.
242
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,383
But I can't
keep this up forever. Ria.
243
00:17:33,335 --> 00:17:35,337
Where did your husband
get the crops
he brought into town?
244
00:17:35,337 --> 00:17:39,842
- He brought them from a farm,
north of the river.
- Near the quarry.
245
00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:44,146
- What are you thinking?
- Argius was buried there
with his brothers.
246
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:47,149
Three blind Cyclops,
three stone eyes.
247
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,635
One down, two to go.
248
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:52,438
So we go to the quarry,
we get the other stone eyes--
249
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:56,942
Hopefully find the stone,
and take the curse
off of me. Let's go.
250
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,642
[ Ares Laughing ]
251
00:18:14,143 --> 00:18:17,146
So, once my brother Hercules
fades, what then?
252
00:18:17,146 --> 00:18:21,150
Does he rattle his chains,
hang around like a bad memory
moaning into the wind?
253
00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:24,153
No, no, no, no.
"Out of sight,
out of mind," remember?
254
00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:26,655
By the end of the day,
Herc'll be gone for good.
255
00:18:27,156 --> 00:18:29,158
Or, should I say for bad?
[ Laughing ]
256
00:18:29,158 --> 00:18:32,561
[ Chuckling ]
Oh, Deimos.
257
00:18:33,061 --> 00:18:36,064
I had my doubts about you.
I thought you were too twitchy
to be the God of Terror,
258
00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:39,067
but I gotta say,
you proved me wrong.
259
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:42,938
Thank you, Cousin.
Thank you.
260
00:18:42,938 --> 00:18:46,258
Ordinarily, someone proves
me wrong, I gotta hurt him.
261
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:47,993
Yeah. What?
262
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:53,348
But I'm in such a good mood,
I'm prepared to let
this slip just... once.
263
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:59,688
Congratulations.
You are my new number two.
264
00:18:59,688 --> 00:19:04,426
Oh! Oh, Cousin!
This is such an honor!
265
00:19:05,928 --> 00:19:09,248
I don't know
what to say, but--
[ Screams ]
266
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:15,671
[ Shrieks ]
A simple "thank you"
would have been fine.
267
00:19:16,672 --> 00:19:18,674
How comehegets to be
your new number two?
268
00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:23,629
-It was a team effort.
- [ Groans ] Oh, please.
269
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:26,131
I did all the work!
Stop!
270
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:31,770
Oh, stop, children. I mean,
I like a good bloodbath as
much as the next war god,
271
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,990
but please-- I just
had the rugs cleaned.
272
00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:38,794
You think you really made
Hercules disappear?
273
00:19:38,794 --> 00:19:40,796
Think again,
you little toadstool.
274
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:46,752
Look at him help the weak,
defenseless, everyday people.
275
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,754
It makes me want to hurl!
276
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:55,510
- Deimos--
- [ Giggling ]
I don't understand.
277
00:19:55,510 --> 00:20:00,432
Um, friends?
Truce? Uh, "Go, team."
278
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,434
Bite me, baby.
279
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:06,939
Your new number two is
definitely... a number two.
[ Simpering ]
280
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:14,663
Find out what went wrong.
You fix it.
281
00:20:14,663 --> 00:20:16,415
Okay!
282
00:20:27,409 --> 00:20:30,412
Hercules treated
you like a child
frightened by the dark.
283
00:20:30,412 --> 00:20:32,414
Leave me alone.
But you had good reason
to be afraid!
284
00:20:32,915 --> 00:20:34,416
You still do.
What do you mean?
285
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,919
If Hercules and that little
friend find another rock,
286
00:20:36,919 --> 00:20:39,421
they'll unleash forces
beyond comprehension.
287
00:20:39,421 --> 00:20:42,341
- No.
- Oh, yes.
288
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:46,211
And the whole, wide world
will fade away.
289
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:51,333
What can we do?
They must be stopped.
290
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,336
Even if it means
killing them.
291
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,338
Think of your responsibility.
292
00:20:56,838 --> 00:21:00,342
To the town.
To your neighbors.
293
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,679
To the children.
294
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,181
You're right.
[ Panting ]
295
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:08,684
Hercules must be stopped.
296
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,936
Even if it means
killing him!
297
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:14,206
Hercules must be stopped!
Even if it means killing him!
298
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,708
Hercules must be stopped!
Even if it means killing him!
299
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:19,711
Hercules must be stopped!
Even if it means killing him!
300
00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:23,215
Hercules must be stopped!
Even if it means killing him!
301
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:26,585
[ Deimos Laughing ]
302
00:21:32,341 --> 00:21:35,544
Why, you--
303
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,546
[ Thumping ]
[ Scoffing ]
304
00:21:52,094 --> 00:21:54,096
Hercules, how long
can you keep this up?
305
00:21:54,096 --> 00:21:57,099
As long as it takes.
But Ria said her husband
faded in less than a day!
306
00:21:57,099 --> 00:21:59,451
I'll be all right.
[ Panting ]
307
00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:02,838
Okay, okay.
Think positive.
Think positive.
308
00:22:02,838 --> 00:22:06,758
Oh, you're sweating!
You never sweat!
309
00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:08,760
Holding yourself together
is killing you.
310
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,263
Not holding myself together
would kill me too.
[ Chuckling ]
311
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,765
Either way, I'm not
too pleased about this.
312
00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:16,268
I should never have
given you that rock.
No.
313
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:19,271
Those people would be gone
by now if you hadn't.
You did the right thing.
314
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:22,774
Well, easy to say.
Harder to accept.
315
00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:25,777
You know, everything
I've learned about courage
or bravery in this world...
316
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:27,779
I've-I've learned from
following your example.
317
00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:30,999
And I guess I--
Wait.
318
00:22:30,999 --> 00:22:34,252
[ Panting ]
Before we met, y--
319
00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:36,755
You saw yourself as a jester.
320
00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:38,924
So that's what you were.
321
00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:41,927
I saw you as a hero
who didn't know it yet.
322
00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:44,262
[ Sighs ]
So once you saw yourself
that way too, well,
323
00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:47,766
that's what you became.
324
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:51,520
We are what we perceive
ourselves to be.
325
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:55,357
[ Descending Tone ]
326
00:22:55,357 --> 00:23:00,345
- Iolaus.
- Uh, could you perceive
yourself to be...
327
00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:03,348
someone who's here?
328
00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:06,685
[ Gasps ]
Hercules? Hercules?
329
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,771
Herc--
Where are you?
330
00:23:09,771 --> 00:23:13,642
[ Gasps ]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is not happening!
331
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,644
Hercules!
332
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:18,647
Okay, look on the bright side,
he said.
333
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:21,149
All right.
I can do that!
334
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,652
Herc!
You know what
the bright side is?
335
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,154
It couldn't possibly
get any worse!
336
00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:29,157
[ Crying Out ]
Oh, me and my big mouth!
337
00:23:32,727 --> 00:23:34,729
Where's Hercules?
338
00:23:34,729 --> 00:23:38,733
Uh, you know, I-I was
wondering that myself.
339
00:23:38,733 --> 00:23:41,219
Hey! Why don't we go
and find him?
340
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,672
You guys go that way,
I'll go this way,
341
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,957
and whoever finds him first,
give a big yell!
342
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,910
[ Yelling ]
343
00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:51,913
Wasn't the kind of yell
I had in mind. All right.
344
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:55,317
You wanna play tough?
Come on!
345
00:23:55,317 --> 00:23:59,237
[ Blows Landing,
Men Grunting ]
346
00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:17,772
[ Chuckles ]
All right! Let that
be a lesson to ya!
347
00:24:17,772 --> 00:24:21,276
[ Hercules ]
Nice work, buddy.
Huh? Hercules?
348
00:24:21,276 --> 00:24:23,845
- Uh, where are you?
-Right in front of you.
349
00:24:23,845 --> 00:24:26,348
Where?
[ Cracking Sound ]
350
00:24:26,348 --> 00:24:29,851
Hey! Watch it.
Here.
You really are here.
351
00:24:30,352 --> 00:24:33,822
You're... i-in--
You're not-- I mean,
you're invisible?
352
00:24:33,822 --> 00:24:36,324
Yeah, it, uh, looks
that way, doesn't it?
353
00:24:37,325 --> 00:24:39,744
Hmm. Well, he took
that pretty well.
354
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,485
Uh, I think you better
lay off those waffles, Iolaus.
355
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,487
You're gettin' kinda hefty.
356
00:24:55,877 --> 00:24:57,879
Come on, Discord.
Fun's fun. Enough's enough.
357
00:24:57,879 --> 00:25:00,849
Let me down, huh?
Mm, not a chance.
358
00:25:00,849 --> 00:25:05,036
- But I'm not your enemy!
- Oh, really?
359
00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:09,040
Let me think: who's tryin'
to take my place as Ares'
second-in-command?
360
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:13,545
[ Gasps ]
I've got it! Deimos!
That's you!
361
00:25:13,545 --> 00:25:17,899
I don't care about Ares. I just
want everybody to fear me the
way they feared Cousin Strife.
362
00:25:17,899 --> 00:25:21,636
NobodyfearedStrife.
Nobody's gonna fear you.
363
00:25:21,636 --> 00:25:24,806
Discord! I'm warning you!
When Ares hears about this,
364
00:25:24,806 --> 00:25:28,276
he'll--
ah, he'll--
365
00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:31,263
- He'll what, Deimos?
- I don't know.
366
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:34,149
But it's gonna hurt, okay?
You know, cuz?
367
00:25:34,149 --> 00:25:36,918
You really ought to try
seeing my side of this.
368
00:25:36,918 --> 00:25:41,406
- Your side?
- A goddess has to protect
her prerogatives.
369
00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:44,409
Every argument has
two points of view.
Otherwise,
370
00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:46,411
there'd be no room
for Discord!
371
00:25:46,912 --> 00:25:48,780
Think about it.
372
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,335
[ Gagging ]
373
00:25:53,335 --> 00:25:56,338
You're right. I should never
have got between you and Ares.
374
00:25:56,338 --> 00:25:58,340
[ Clicking ]
[ Strangled Falsetto ]
Are you crazy?
375
00:25:58,340 --> 00:26:00,342
That witch has got
you hanging upside-down
from a tree!
376
00:26:00,342 --> 00:26:03,345
[ Clicking ]
[ Normal Voice ]
She acted in self-defense.
377
00:26:03,345 --> 00:26:05,847
A motivation
entirely reasonable!
[ Clicking ]
378
00:26:05,847 --> 00:26:08,733
[ Falsetto ] If you let
me down, I'll reason you
a broken nose, you moron!
379
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,452
[ Laughing ]
380
00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:14,439
[ Slapping ]
[ Hercules ] Come on, Iolaus.
Rise and shine!
381
00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:16,441
[ Grunts ]
Hey, okay, okay.
I'm awake. Stop it.
382
00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:19,227
- [ Groans ]
-How's your head?
383
00:26:19,227 --> 00:26:21,229
You got a pretty nasty bump
when you fell.
384
00:26:21,229 --> 00:26:24,532
It's all right.
It'll be okay... I think.
385
00:26:24,532 --> 00:26:27,669
[ Footsteps ]
386
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:30,055
How about you, Hercules?
Are you okay?
387
00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:33,024
Other than being invisible,
I'm fine.
388
00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:35,560
You don't have
much time, do you?
389
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:39,364
[ Hercules ] Tell you the
truth, Iolaus, I'm not so sure
I'm gonna get out of this one.
390
00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:43,251
Hey! I'm the one
that's supposed to
be negative, remember?
391
00:26:43,251 --> 00:26:46,237
Y-You can't just
give up like this.
392
00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:50,241
I'm not giving up!
But I also know that every time
I throw caution to the wind,
393
00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:53,495
I have to be prepared
for the possibility that
I might not make it.
394
00:26:55,297 --> 00:26:57,799
Maybe this is... it.
395
00:26:57,799 --> 00:26:59,801
Are you making fun of me?
[ Chuckling ]
396
00:26:59,801 --> 00:27:02,687
Maybe a little.
Oh. Good.
397
00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:04,906
I'm glad to see you haven't
lost your sense of humor.
398
00:27:04,906 --> 00:27:08,877
- [ Twig Snaps ]
-[ Hercules, Softly ]
Iolaus, keep talking.
399
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,879
Pretend I'm still here.
Oh. Okay.
400
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,882
[ Clears Throat, Talks Loudly ]
Well, indubitably, Hercules.
It'd be really difficult...
401
00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:16,835
to get to sleep when you can
see right through your eyelids.
402
00:27:16,835 --> 00:27:21,456
-[ Hercules ] Hello, beautiful.
Going my way?
- Let me go!
403
00:27:21,456 --> 00:27:23,925
[ Grunting ]
Let me go!
Discord.
404
00:27:23,925 --> 00:27:26,428
[ Grunts, Sighs ]
405
00:27:26,428 --> 00:27:31,449
Hi, guy.
If you weren't a goddess,
I'd-- I'd tear out your hair!
406
00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:33,268
[ Scoffs ]
Please.
407
00:27:33,268 --> 00:27:37,272
You're not still mad about
that little mix-up with
Trident's daughter, are you?
408
00:27:37,272 --> 00:27:39,274
Give it up!
The girl's a fish.
409
00:27:39,274 --> 00:27:42,761
Nautica is not a fish!
She's a mermaid!
410
00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:44,763
And I loved her,
and she loved me.
411
00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:47,749
- And you ruined everything!
-[ Hercules ] We don't have
time for this!
412
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:50,135
Okay, Hercules.
Wise up.
413
00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:53,955
If I hadn't have given her
legs, you never would have
met her in the first place.
414
00:27:53,955 --> 00:27:55,957
I did you a favor!
[ Whimpering ]
415
00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:58,326
Tell this dimwit
I'm on your side!
416
00:27:58,326 --> 00:28:01,096
[ Scoffs ]
The only side you're on
is your own.
417
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:05,100
Usually true.
But this time,
we share an enemy.
418
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,102
Our Cousin Deimos
wants to destroy you...
419
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,254
to win favor with Ares.
420
00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:12,006
I'd say the job's
half-done already.
[ Laughing ]
421
00:28:12,006 --> 00:28:15,260
-All right.
So what are you offering?
- We don't need her help.
422
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:18,613
I know where Deimos found
the Rock of Argius.
423
00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:22,467
Good for you. So do we.
Oh!
424
00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:26,971
Well, in that case,
never mind.
425
00:28:26,971 --> 00:28:28,973
But you're coming
with us anyway.
[ Grunts ]
426
00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:32,977
Hercules, we can't trust her!
All the more reason to keep her
where we can see her.
427
00:28:32,977 --> 00:28:36,364
That quarry is on the other side
of this hill, so come on.
428
00:28:36,364 --> 00:28:39,634
[ In High And Low Voices ]
"Is not." "Is too." "Is not."
"Is too." "Is not." "Is too."
429
00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:43,004
[ Discord, Grunting ]
Let go, already.
I'm not going anywhere.
430
00:28:43,004 --> 00:28:45,507
[ Hercules ]
Good for you.
431
00:28:45,507 --> 00:28:48,510
[ Iolaus ]
So, once we get to the quarry,
we'll just get the rocks...
432
00:28:48,510 --> 00:28:52,514
lift the curse, and you'll be
back in living color!
That's the general idea!
433
00:28:52,514 --> 00:28:56,468
[ Discord ]
Finding a rock in a quarry?
That's like looking for hay...
434
00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:59,904
in a haystack.
[ Iolaus ] Hey! I've about had
it with all this negativity.
435
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:02,123
You really need to be
more of a team player.
436
00:29:02,123 --> 00:29:06,628
Iolaus? You kidnapped me!
Well, if you want
to get technical.
437
00:29:06,628 --> 00:29:10,131
[ Hercules ] You know,
you guys are becoming a big,
fat pain in my invisible--
438
00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:22,844
[ Continues Raving ]
"Is not!" "Is too!"
"Is not!" "Is too!"
439
00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,213
[ Continues, More Rapidly ]
440
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:30,084
[ Continues Raving ]
441
00:29:30,084 --> 00:29:31,986
[ Screaming ]
442
00:29:31,986 --> 00:29:34,856
Shut up!
443
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:38,526
[ Muffled Groaning ]
444
00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:40,879
Hi! Hi, hello?
445
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,088
Hey!
446
00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:52,373
[ Groaning, Choking ]
447
00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:55,877
You said Hercules
would be gone by now.
[ Chokes ]
448
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,246
You mean, he isn't?
449
00:30:00,148 --> 00:30:03,401
- [ Grunting, Groaning ]
-[ Ares ] Aspiring minds
want to know.
450
00:30:03,401 --> 00:30:06,654
What is that? Huh?
It's Hercules!
451
00:30:06,654 --> 00:30:09,157
Tossing those chumps
like yesterday's lunch!
452
00:30:14,462 --> 00:30:18,800
I am not in the mood
for games!
Uh-oh.
453
00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:22,854
[ Crying Out In Pain ]
454
00:30:27,342 --> 00:30:29,811
Aah! Now, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
455
00:30:29,811 --> 00:30:32,564
Uh-- It takes time
to fade away.
456
00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:35,567
And he has the strength
of a half-god, so, um--
457
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:38,069
Uh, don't worry!
[ Laughing ]
It won't last.
458
00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:42,090
- Are you stalling me?
- No. No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
459
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:45,593
Remember: "Out of sight,
out of mind."
460
00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,596
He'll never find
the stones!
[ Laughs ]
461
00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:51,065
Ooh.
He's not alone, remember.
462
00:30:51,566 --> 00:30:54,135
He's got that annoying
clown clone helping him.
463
00:30:54,135 --> 00:30:56,638
Yeah. Why didn't you
say so, bro?
464
00:30:56,638 --> 00:30:59,641
Ahh! I'll rip off his eyeballs
and suck out his brains.
465
00:31:00,141 --> 00:31:04,145
Then Herc'll be all alone!
[ Laughs ]
466
00:31:04,145 --> 00:31:06,648
[ Groans ]
Yeah, all right.
467
00:31:08,149 --> 00:31:10,902
Just so long as you promise
to suck his brain out!
468
00:31:20,161 --> 00:31:25,550
[ Panting ]
I shouldn't be doing this,
a man of my delicate nature.
469
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:29,687
- [ Grunting ]
- The quarry's right over
this ridge.
470
00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:32,106
[ Pants, Grunts ]
Uh-huh.
471
00:31:32,106 --> 00:31:33,992
You know, I could use
a hand here.
472
00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:36,911
What do I look like to you?
A social worker?
473
00:31:37,412 --> 00:31:39,998
- Move your ass!
-[ Hercules ] Oh!
Let me help you.
474
00:31:39,998 --> 00:31:42,767
[ Cries Out ]
475
00:31:42,767 --> 00:31:45,603
Thanks. I could have
killed myself.
476
00:31:45,603 --> 00:31:48,106
Don't let it get to you.
477
00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:50,108
[ Muttering ]
Does she have to be here?
478
00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:52,610
I told you you could
do it yourself.
479
00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:56,614
[ Sighs ]
All we have to do now
is find another stone eye.
480
00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:58,783
[ Hercules ]
I think we came
to the right place.
481
00:31:58,783 --> 00:32:04,105
Yeah. But just when you thought
things couldn't get any worse--
They do.
482
00:32:04,105 --> 00:32:07,575
- Told ya so.
- [ Mouthing Words ]
483
00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:20,104
[ Groaning ]
You again.
484
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:24,609
Go away! My head hurts!
Hercules and his little chum
are still alive!
485
00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:27,111
You've got to stop them
before they find
the Cyclops's eyes!
486
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,615
Forget it.
I've had enough.
487
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,618
I just want
to go home.
Then you're doomed!
488
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:38,623
Doomed to fade away until
there's nothing left of you
but the crying wind.
489
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,627
Is that how
you want to die?
490
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,129
To become
less than a ghost?
491
00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:48,132
A lonely spirit
in the underworld?
492
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,134
Is it?
493
00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:57,392
Is the job done?
494
00:32:57,892 --> 00:33:00,395
I think I'm beginning
to understand mortal man.
495
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:03,765
You just have to call
their pride, their ego and
their masculinity into question,
496
00:33:03,765 --> 00:33:06,067
and you can manipulate
them into doing...
497
00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:10,571
just about anything!
[ Cackling ]
498
00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:16,044
Very good. It's only
taken you 1,000 seasons
to figure this out.
499
00:33:16,544 --> 00:33:19,547
Now, mortal women--
I mean, they're an
entirely different story.
500
00:33:21,549 --> 00:33:25,770
- I just don't get 'em!
- [ Chuckles ] Oh, Deimos.
501
00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:28,773
Don't sell yourself short.
You don't getanywomen.
502
00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:31,275
All right, Mr. Big Bad
God of War,
503
00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:34,195
if you understand 'em
so well, you explain--
504
00:33:34,696 --> 00:33:38,182
I mean, Mr. God of War,
sir!
505
00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:40,651
That's better.
506
00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:43,154
The secret...
to understanding women--
507
00:33:43,154 --> 00:33:48,092
[ Wincing ]
is to realize that
they don't actually need men.
508
00:33:48,593 --> 00:33:51,095
Now, if they ever figure this
out, it's a very sad day indeed.
509
00:33:51,095 --> 00:33:53,598
So, we mustnever...
510
00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:55,600
let them use tools--
[ High Voice ]
Uh-huh.
511
00:33:55,600 --> 00:34:00,605
or take out the garbage,
or open their own door.
[ Sighs ]
512
00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:02,607
[ Groans ]
513
00:34:03,107 --> 00:34:05,610
So that's the secret?
Yeah.
514
00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:11,616
And if it ever gets out,
I'll know who told.
[ Cries ]
515
00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:16,120
My lips are sealed.
516
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:24,062
This is hopeless!
There have to be
a million rocks here.
517
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,815
We'll never find the right ones.
If Deimos can find one,
we can find one.
518
00:34:27,815 --> 00:34:30,151
Who knows
how long he looked?
519
00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:32,653
And what if the one he found
was the only one left intact?
520
00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:34,655
What if the others
were destroyed ages ago?
521
00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:37,625
- What if this isn't
the right place? What if--
- What if you just shut up?
522
00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:40,394
Can you do that?
Just shut completely up?
523
00:34:40,394 --> 00:34:43,898
You are the most negative
person I've ever met!
524
00:34:43,898 --> 00:34:46,534
- And coming from me,
that's saying a lot.
- I'm not negative.
525
00:34:47,034 --> 00:34:49,203
- I'm realistic.
- [ Scoffs ]
526
00:34:49,704 --> 00:34:52,206
Everything I said is true.
This is hopeless.
527
00:34:52,206 --> 00:34:55,710
There are millions of rocks
here, and we don't know
how long Deimos looked.
528
00:34:55,710 --> 00:34:59,213
You can sit here and
gripe, or you can help
me look for the stone.
529
00:34:59,213 --> 00:35:01,165
I think I'll sit
and gripe, thank you.
Fine.
530
00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:06,954
- Ow! Ow! Ooh! Mm.
- Why in the world did I ever
agree to help you two bozos?
531
00:35:06,954 --> 00:35:08,956
[ Hercules ]
Hey! Over here!
532
00:35:08,956 --> 00:35:10,958
Where?
Here!
533
00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:14,262
- Here where?
-Here here!
534
00:35:14,262 --> 00:35:17,115
[ Laughs ]
Now who's being
a realist?
535
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:23,788
Ah-ah-ah-ah.
Look, don't touch.
536
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:26,174
Oh. So, what
are we gonna do?
537
00:35:26,174 --> 00:35:29,010
When Hercules smashed
the Rock of Argius,
538
00:35:29,010 --> 00:35:31,012
he took on
the Cyclops's curse.
539
00:35:31,012 --> 00:35:35,016
All we have to do now
is find someone to do
the same for him.
540
00:35:35,016 --> 00:35:37,018
Just how good a friend
are you?
541
00:35:37,018 --> 00:35:41,455
- Uh--
-[ Hercules ] I won't let
anyone make that trade.
542
00:35:41,455 --> 00:35:43,357
There has to be another way.
543
00:35:43,858 --> 00:35:46,861
Well, then it's hopeless!
Oh, look on
the bright side!
544
00:35:48,362 --> 00:35:50,865
Hercules?
What's the bright side?
545
00:35:50,865 --> 00:35:53,651
-I'm thinking.
- [ Rumbling ]
546
00:35:54,468 --> 00:35:56,721
Avalanche! Oh!
547
00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:12,036
[ Laughing, Shrieking ]
548
00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:14,322
Those are the guys
from the road!
549
00:36:14,822 --> 00:36:16,490
- Why are they after us?
-[ Hercules ]
Maybe we should ask them.
550
00:36:16,991 --> 00:36:18,876
[ Laughing ]
551
00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:21,562
Mind if I have
one of those?
552
00:36:22,063 --> 00:36:24,532
-[ Hercules ] Uh-uh-uh.
-Look, Hercules.
553
00:36:24,532 --> 00:36:29,453
You know how much I hate you.
But right now, stopping Deimos
is more important to me.
554
00:36:29,954 --> 00:36:32,506
Trust me.
[ Sighs ]
555
00:36:36,010 --> 00:36:38,012
H-How could you trust her?
556
00:36:38,012 --> 00:36:41,015
You can always trust
a god to do what's
in their own best interest.
557
00:36:41,515 --> 00:36:44,018
Besides, I only need
one of these stones.
558
00:36:44,018 --> 00:36:47,321
Wait here.
Wait. Wait, Hercules!
Where are you going? Aah!
559
00:36:56,564 --> 00:36:59,066
[ Thunder Crashing ]
560
00:37:00,017 --> 00:37:02,270
[ Laughing ]
561
00:37:02,270 --> 00:37:04,538
[ Laughing ]
562
00:37:04,538 --> 00:37:07,942
[ Shrill Laughing ]
563
00:37:16,050 --> 00:37:19,420
Discord!
Hold this, would ya?
564
00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:23,190
Now, drop it!
No, no, no, no!
565
00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:33,935
[ Whimpering ]
No!
566
00:37:33,935 --> 00:37:37,772
Let go of me!
Let go!
567
00:37:37,772 --> 00:37:40,458
Aah! You idiot!
568
00:37:48,215 --> 00:37:51,185
[ Grunting, Groaning ]
569
00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:57,425
- Can you see me?
- Y-Yeah.
570
00:37:57,425 --> 00:37:59,593
Ah. Just checking.
571
00:37:59,593 --> 00:38:02,113
[ Screams, Grunts ]
572
00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:06,917
- No?
- [ Grunts ]
573
00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:11,122
[ Yelling, Groaning ]
574
00:38:12,523 --> 00:38:15,242
Hercules? We've got
a problem here!
575
00:38:15,242 --> 00:38:20,231
I want you to see this, bro.
Know what happens when
I break your buddy's neck?
576
00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:24,335
[ Choking ]
Apart from thrashing around
like a dead chicken.
577
00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:27,788
Come on! Give me the stone,
and save your little friend.
578
00:38:29,657 --> 00:38:31,492
He doesn't like being
called "little."
579
00:38:31,492 --> 00:38:34,528
Oh, you're back!
With a vengeance.
580
00:38:34,528 --> 00:38:36,664
[ Chuckling ]
581
00:38:40,418 --> 00:38:43,904
[ Roaring ]
582
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:18,789
- Come on, come on, come on!
- [ Grunting ]
583
00:40:11,709 --> 00:40:14,578
[ Ares Groaning ]
584
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:18,582
I am so sick and tired of
wiping the floor with you, Ares.
585
00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:20,584
I'm starting to think
you're a masochist.
586
00:40:22,403 --> 00:40:25,222
- What'd you call me?
- A masochist.
587
00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:31,328
You know, I kinda like
the sound of that.
588
00:40:31,328 --> 00:40:34,648
Let's rock!
589
00:40:46,961 --> 00:40:49,463
Hey! War God!
Catch!
590
00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:58,205
- Ares! Ares! Don't!
- [ Scoffs ] Yeah.
591
00:40:58,205 --> 00:41:01,075
No, Ares!
592
00:41:13,237 --> 00:41:14,989
[ Grunts ]
593
00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:21,812
[ Groaning ]
594
00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:27,084
[ Screams ]
595
00:41:27,084 --> 00:41:30,287
I tried to warn him.
Ah, guys like that
never listen.
596
00:41:32,723 --> 00:41:35,693
[ Sighs ]
That was close.
597
00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:37,945
Looks like you boys
had yourselves a party!
598
00:41:37,945 --> 00:41:40,247
[ Chuckles ]
Ares broke the last
Cyclops eye.
599
00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:43,601
Guess there's an opening
in the war god department.
600
00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:46,537
- Cool! Bye, guys.
- W-W-W-Wait.
601
00:41:46,537 --> 00:41:50,491
- Where's Deimos?
- Deimos? Don't worry about him.
602
00:41:50,991 --> 00:41:53,961
I'm sure he's...
hangin' around somewhere.
603
00:41:58,749 --> 00:42:00,968
[ Alternating Voices ]
"You got me into this mess."
"I did not!"
604
00:42:00,968 --> 00:42:05,306
"Did too!" "I did not."
"You did too." "I did not!"
605
00:42:05,306 --> 00:42:08,309
"Did too!" "Oh, relax, buddy.
We're all friends here."
606
00:42:08,809 --> 00:42:10,811
"No, we're not friends!
I don't even know your name!"
607
00:42:10,811 --> 00:42:13,314
"Oh, we're all friends!"
[ Cackling ]
608
00:42:13,814 --> 00:42:17,318
[ Continues Raving ]
609
00:42:19,186 --> 00:42:21,188
Boy, Hercules, I gotta say,
it's really good to see ya.
610
00:42:21,689 --> 00:42:23,691
Ah, it's good to be seen.
[ Chuckling ]
611
00:42:23,691 --> 00:42:26,193
You know, it, uh,
turns out I was right.
What about?
612
00:42:26,694 --> 00:42:28,696
Without me around,
you still acted
like a hero.
613
00:42:28,696 --> 00:42:31,198
Well, what do you expect?
I was taught by the best.
614
00:42:31,198 --> 00:42:33,200
Best? Why, I don't know
about that. [ Chuckling ]
615
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,203
You are! I've done research!
Pie charts, bar graphs--
616
00:42:36,704 --> 00:42:38,706
You know, you're at the top
of almost all the categories.
617
00:42:38,706 --> 00:42:40,708
What do
you mean "almost"?
618
00:42:40,708 --> 00:42:43,160
Yeah!
[ Laughs ]
Ah, Iolaus.
619
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:52,870
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