Original subtitles

"And the winner is you."

Wait, that's me!

I won a prize!

[dog barks]

- [tires screeching] - [horns honking]

- [beeping] - GPS Voice: You have arrived.

[phone beeping]

- Hmm? - [beeping quickens]

Sweet! An office building!

Hello? I'm here to pick up my prize.

For winning the contest I definitely did not enter.

Electronic Voice: Why, hello, lucky contest winner!

Uh... hi.

Aren't you Sergeant Suction the vacuum cleaner?

No! I am the official prize bot

in charge of your prize.

Don't you want your prize?

Absolutely! Where is it?

Before you can collect your prize,

the rules say you must be scanned.

Hmm. Rules are rules.

[machine beeping]

Hangry Panda: Excellent work, contest winner.

You may now sit.

We just have a few questions

before we declare you the exciting winner!

Sounds fair. Ask away!

I like too many pickles on my Noodle Burger.

I own fifty-nine thousand, four hundred and ninety-seven comics.

I speak fluent Lithuanian.

Wait. No, I don't. That's a lie.

My shoe size is eleven and a half.

I've had 18 cavities. That's one-eight.

My mother's maiden name is Flammarion.

My password for everything is four, three, two, one.

Hangry Panda: Excellent!

You will now get what's coming to you.

[excited gasp]

Whoa.

A robot me?

♪ Hello, I just met ya but I totally get ya ♪

♪ We're like peas in a pod

♪ It's a bit odd

♪ And now we're best friends forever ♪

♪ Not just in fair weather ♪

♪ Best friends forever and ever ♪

♪ Doing best friend stuff ♪

♪ Together

Oh!

This is the greatest prize ever!

Noodle Burger Boy: Oh, it's not a prize, mister!

- It's... - Aah!

...your doom!

Crushroom: Your doom!

Sorry.

So this was all a scam?

Hyper-Potamus: No, duh!

You rented a whole office building?

Not exactly.

Aw, man. Why are you doing this?

Noodle Burger Boy: To collect information about you

so I can use this Fred-bot

to go undercover.

As you! Tee-hee! Tee-hee!

[gasps] And then become President?

Noodle Burger Boy: No, mister.

To find the location of Big Hero 6's secret base!

Hyper-Potamus: And then blow it up!

[evil laughter]

[laughing]

[laughter continues]

[panting]

[grunts, groans]

Noodle Burger Boy: It's time!

Let's do the switcheroo, sisses!

Hee-hee. Hee-hee. Hee...

[mumbling]

Yeah. Enough of that.

[computer beeping]

♪

Hee. Hee-hee! Howdy and hello!

I'm kinda flattered that outta all of Big Hero 6,

you made a robot me.

Oh, pumpkin...

Hyper-Potamus: You were the only one

to answer the fake contest e-mail.

Crushroom: Everyone else mark as junk.

[laughing]

Man, I really gotta stop trusting suspicious e-mails.

I'll say, mister. Now I'm gonna go be fake-you mister

to trick your friend misters!

Hee. Hee-hee.

Hee. Hee-hee. Hee. Hee-hee.

Fred: He's going to see Hiro?

Ho ho! Big mistake!

Baymax will be able to tell that's a robot right away.

Howdy and... I mean, how's it going, Hiro?

Pretty good.

Just upgrading Baymax.

He'll be offline for a few hours.

Darn it!

Uh, is everything all right, Fred?

We both know you are a genius

and my shoe size is eleven and a half.

How many steps would I have to take

to get to our secret base?

O-kay.

I'm kinda busy here.

Can you hold this for a sec?

Okay, never mind, I'm fine,

this is fine, I'm just gonna burgers and misters,

wowee, so okay, gotta go, bye!

Classic Fred.

[bird chirping]

- Hi there! - [gasps] Fred!

Go Go won't fall for fake Fred.

Hello, Go Go, current friend of mine.

I, Fred, just want to hang.

No. This is where I go to get away from people.

And you are people.

But I am your friend, Fred, who loves noodle burgers.

Would you like to go to our swell secret base

and eat noodle burgers?

You have three seconds.

- Three... - But...

- Two... - [knuckles cracking]

What if I tell you my pin number?

- Four, three, two... - Run.

I hate... human... legs!

- [crashing] - [grunts]

Freddie, we got your text!

You wrote "Help! Human emergency!"

Normally you write "halp."

Ha ha! Yes!

Glad you're working on your spelling, buddy.

No!

What's the "human emergency"?

I compare life situations to Captain Fancy.

And in Captain Fancy, issue zero-zero-zero-zero,

there is a secret base.

So I would like to go to our secret base!

Not sure I follow.

Sir, it is snack time.

Initiate eating sequence.

[eating noisily]

Aw. Even Heathcliff can't tell?

Maybe he also replaced by robot.

Now that the snacks are consumed,

we must go to the secret base!

Well, I don't see why,

but I did leave my sticker album there.

So sure! I'll go with you, Freddie!

[all cheering]

[cell phone buzzing]

El Fuego's on a rampage downtown.

Ooh, then we must go to the secret base!

Nah. We'll just call Skymax.

All: Aww!

Not so fun having your emotions

played with, is it?

[alarm blaring]

[people screaming]

[explosion booms]

[evil laughter]

Well, if it isn't Big Hero Seis.

You're done here, El Fuego!

Noodle Fred: Hyah! [grunts]

- You okay, buddy? - Noodle Fred: Oh yes.

I definitely know how to use this suit.

It was just a hilarious mistake.

Hee-hee! Hee-hee! [grunts]

Enough clowning around! We fight!

Oh no! I'm being charbroiled!

[grunting]

Whoa!

I'm getting flipped!

Human coming through!

- Go Go: Ugh! - Hiro: Wasabi.

On it.

But it's... [grunts]

hard to move.

It's all up to Fred now.

I, Fred, have ten toes and ten fingers!

Oh great.

Hyper-Potamus: Noodle's going to blow his cover.

Crushroom: We must help big bro!

Let's roll, ladies.

Wow. Leaving the captured hero alone.

[chuckles] Classic villain mistake.

Huh.

Show me what you've got!

I've got a guy punching me in the face!

[laughs]

Stop laughing, mister!

My mother's maiden name is Flammarion!

Prepare to be deep fried! [grunts]

No! My head is stuck!

And heads are supposedly very important!

[guffawing]

What is up with Fred?

He seems a little off.

[grunts]

This has been fun, but I gotta go.

[gnawing]

Crushroom crush you!

Ow!

- [Hangry Panda gnawing] - [El Fuego grunting]

Okay. This is weird.

[Fred grunting]

Ow!

But also yes! And a little ew.

They may not know me, but I know them

and I need to save them from me!

Hmm.

[robots grunting]

Why are you tiny, annoying villains

helping the good guys?

It is a valid question.

Noodle Fred: I am going to narrate this moment...

The me-hero stood in front of the you-villain

about to punch.

What?

I'm done here!

Huh? Ow, ow, ow, ow, oh, ow!

[growls]

That is not Fred.

[chuckles nervously]

Uh, sure I am, misters!

- Crushroom: What you talkin' about? - Hangry Panda: Oh, that's him.

Hyper-Potamus: Classic Fred. [chuckles]

All: Definitely not.

Would a fake Fred know that Fred has had 18 cavities?

Or have the exact Fred head size...

Guys, that's not Fred! I mean, I mean, that's not me!

I'm me! Fred!

The customer is sending back the burger!

Abort the order! Abort the order!

We'll save you, bro!

We knew it wasn't you.

- Uh, you did? - Absolutely. Eventually.

- We're just glad you're okay. - Thanks, guys.

I learned two very important lessons.

One: I should not open e-mails without adult supervision.

Sounds like a repeat lesson.

And two: You guys really, really need me.

- Like, a lot! - [chuckles]

- Honey Lemon: You're right, Freddie. - [Hiro yelling]

El Fuego can see you're having a private moment,

so I'll just...

Or, or I'll just wait. That's cool.

[theme music playing]

♪

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