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[Events] Format: Layer,Start,End,Style,Name,MarginL,MarginR,MarginV,Effect,Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.73,0:00:22.47,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Ren. Breakfast is ready. Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.47,0:00:23.75,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I'll eat once I get changed. Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.98,0:00:26.48,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Are you okay with plum and \Nshiso rolls for lunch today? Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.48,0:00:27.25,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,They're my favorite. Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.73,0:00:29.93,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Want me to add a cold pack to your lunch? Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.93,0:00:30.75,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, thanks. Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.06,0:00:34.10,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Why aren't you wearing anything?! Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.76,0:00:36.76,Unashamed_00:33(Ep 08),TEXT,0000,0000,0000,,Unashamed Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.05,0:00:36.76,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I forgot to bring a change of clothes. Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.28,0:00:39.39,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Ren, you... Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.22,0:00:44.14,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Don't ever let anyone but me see you like that. Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.14,0:00:45.62,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,So if it's just you, it's okay? Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.62,0:00:46.40,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.69,0:00:50.94,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,This lecture is making it really clear \Nwhat his underlying motives are. Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.94,0:00:54.40,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,If anything, it's underscoring his\Nperversion so much that I could cry. Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.72,0:00:57.90,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,You need to at least wear underwear! Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.90,0:00:59.03,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up. Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.85,0:02:32.10,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Kaidou. Kaidou Ren. Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.01,0:02:36.12,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,What is it? Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.12,0:02:39.76,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Today was your third lecture \Nwith an outside teacher. Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.76,0:02:41.26,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,How'd it go? Did you enjoy it? Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.63,0:02:43.26,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I think it was worthwhile. Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.26,0:02:45.50,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Today, the professor and I discussed practical Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.50,0:02:48.08,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,implementation of microprocessors \Nthat use algorithms to— Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.08,0:02:49.27,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Stop right there. Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.32,0:02:54.27,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,I may be your homeroom teacher, \Nbut I'm a simple PE teacher. Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.27,0:02:55.52,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Then why did you ask? Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.52,0:02:57.80,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, that! That's it! Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.80,0:02:59.58,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,There's nothing lovable about you. Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.58,0:03:03.36,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,The vice principal, who attended the lecture \Nwith you, took stomach medicine earlier. Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.36,0:03:04.03,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Why? Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.26,0:03:07.48,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Because you're dealing with a college professor, Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.48,0:03:11.63,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,yet you show no respect, \Nrespond curtly, and never smile. Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.63,0:03:13.18,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Is that a problem? Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.18,0:03:16.61,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Kaidou, do you intend to keep living in Japan? Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.61,0:03:17.82,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,And attend college here? Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.82,0:03:20.70,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,That's the idea. I don't have plans to leave Japan. Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.70,0:03:21.55,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,I see. Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.55,0:03:23.44,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,I read your essay the other day. Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.44,0:03:24.85,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,It was awful. Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.85,0:03:28.32,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Even kindergarteners these days\Ncan write better than that. Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.32,0:03:30.31,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,You lack emotion. Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.31,0:03:34.54,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,You're an honest and good student, \Nbut you're still an idiot. Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.54,0:03:38.21,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,The only one in your class you\Ncan talk to is Kurosaki Juuzen. Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.21,0:03:40.58,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he's a real idiot, though. Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.10,0:03:42.82,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,There are different types of idiots? Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.82,0:03:45.19,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,In any case, I've spoken with the vice principal, Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.19,0:03:47.44,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,and we're putting your special lectures on hold. Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.44,0:03:50.08,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,You need to learn your \Nclassmates' names and faces. Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.08,0:03:53.08,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,And polite Japanese. And how to smile. Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.08,0:03:53.91,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Got it? Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.02,0:03:59.32,Konosuba_Main,WOMAN,0000,0000,0000,,Haru-chan, you're so good with children. Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.32,0:04:01.54,Konosuba_Main,WOMAN,0000,0000,0000,,Is it because you have three younger brothers? Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.54,0:04:04.26,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,You think so? My family's all boys. Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.26,0:04:06.72,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I wish I'd had at least one sister. Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.72,0:04:09.12,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Girls are just different, you know? Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.74,0:04:13.78,Konosuba_Main,IKU,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Ren Ren? Welcome home. Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.78,0:04:16.48,Konosuba_Main,IKU,0000,0000,0000,,Come on in. Haru-san's going on break soon. Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.22,0:04:18.09,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Ren? Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.69,0:04:21.67,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Haru. Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.67,0:04:22.50,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome home. Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.50,0:04:24.45,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,You must be thirsty. \NWant something to drink? Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.05,0:04:26.02,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Anything is fine. Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.54,0:04:28.95,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I see. Then go in the back and wait for me. Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.70,0:04:35.33,Konosuba_Main,IKU,0000,0000,0000,,Good grief. Haven't they noticed \Nthat more and more customers Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.33,0:04:37.98,Konosuba_Main,IKU,0000,0000,0000,,stick around until this hour just to see this? Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.60,0:04:40.09,Konosuba_Main,ALL,0000,0000,0000,,So cute! Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.79,0:04:40.09,So_cute_04:38(Ep 08),TEXT,0000,0000,0000,,So cute! Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.73,0:04:45.59,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Here, Ren. I've got iced tea, \Na black tea muffin, and a banana muffin. Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.95,0:04:46.95,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Which do you want? Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.95,0:04:48.36,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Either's fine. Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.36,0:04:51.72,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Then we'll split both. Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.27,0:04:57.99,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Haru, sorry I'm not your sister. Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.99,0:05:01.11,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,What? Were you listening earlier? Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.11,0:05:02.86,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I just happened to hear you. Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.86,0:05:05.31,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I meant if I had another sibling. Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.67,0:05:10.49,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,If you were a girl, I'd be so worried, \NI wouldn't be able to sleep at night. Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.49,0:05:14.41,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I don't need your concern, \Nwhether I'm a boy or a girl. Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.09,0:05:19.13,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Really? You seem awfully grumpy. Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.32,0:05:22.89,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Did something happen at school, Ren? Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.89,0:05:23.60,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing. Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.60,0:05:24.54,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Really? Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.54,0:05:26.05,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing to say. Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.05,0:05:27.13,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-oh. Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.13,0:05:29.86,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,You can't say it in Japanese? Is it too hard? Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.19,0:05:33.63,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,My listening and reading are mostly fine. Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.63,0:05:35.14,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I can see that. Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.68,0:05:39.08,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Japanese isn't Haruko-san's \Nnative tongue, either. Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.08,0:05:42.73,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Haruko speaks three other languages, \Nin addition to Japanese and English. Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.99,0:05:46.15,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,That environment may not \Nhave been good for you. Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.41,0:05:48.10,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,What did you do, Haru? Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.10,0:05:49.83,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Well, in my case, Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.83,0:05:53.34,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,the girls in my class taught \Nme all sorts of things... Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.66,0:05:56.66,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Ow, ow, ow! I was joking! Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.13,0:05:59.68,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,It's true, though. Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.68,0:06:03.73,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Since you grew up in a unique \Nenvironment, maybe you can't help it. Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.73,0:06:05.21,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,You'll get used to it in time. Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.07,0:06:09.13,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,In Ren's case, that's not the problem. Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.86,0:06:11.99,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Ren's emotions are simple. Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.80,0:06:14.85,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,They're just underdeveloped, really, Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.85,0:06:17.69,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,and haven't branched out \Ninto more complex feelings. Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.99,0:06:22.89,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Normally, he's expressionless, \Nbut he doesn't hide how he feels. Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.89,0:06:25.27,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,In some ways, it makes him easy to read. Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.60,0:06:26.48,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,What is it? Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.94,0:06:29.41,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Look at all these wrinkles in your brow. Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.94,0:06:30.97,Noogie_06:26(Ep 08),FX,0000,0000,0000,,Rub Rub Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.41,0:06:31.31,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,You're going to ruin your cute face. Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.31,0:06:34.41,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care. You're just too flippant. Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.11,0:06:36.29,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Really? Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.54,0:06:40.50,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just happy every day because \NI get to live with the Ren I love. Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.28,0:06:43.36,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Ren, come over here. Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.24,0:06:46.42,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Is there anything I can do? Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.42,0:06:47.25,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.96,0:06:49.93,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,What you want to do after this. Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.43,0:06:51.54,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Got it. Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.08,0:06:55.89,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, damn. Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.89,0:06:57.81,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,This feels seriously good. Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.89,0:07:03.46,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Come to think of it, does he \Nhave any sexual desire? Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.95,0:07:06.30,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I thought he was still just a kid. Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.81,0:07:11.89,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Now that I think about it, maybe sleeping \Nwith him every night isn't... good... Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.54,0:07:18.29,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Ren, my field of vision is red. Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.29,0:07:25.17,Dribble_07:18(Ep 08),FX,0000,0000,0000,,Dribble Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.58,0:07:19.87,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Are you okay? Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.19,0:07:23.85,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I'm fine. You're the one who's not okay. Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.85,0:07:25.17,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,You piece of shit, Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.52,0:07:28.05,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,what are you doing in here? Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.05,0:07:31.68,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,You've got guts, to sexually harass someone \Nwhile working us like slaves for free. Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.89,0:07:33.87,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Get back to work! Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.87,0:07:35.93,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,He's in a bad mood. Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.93,0:07:39.68,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Aki's mad whenever he's not in a good mood. Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.01,0:07:42.94,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Fine, then. Break time is over. Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.42,0:07:46.30,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,What is it? Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.28,0:07:54.47,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,That's why Aki's so angry. Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.47,0:07:55.28,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Shima? Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.62,0:07:56.92,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Who's that with him? Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.92,0:08:01.29,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,A student Shima is tutoring, Natsukawa Ai-chan. Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.29,0:08:02.82,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,She's totally smitten with him. Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.82,0:08:04.97,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Are they dating? Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.97,0:08:08.66,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,What? Of course not. She's in middle school. Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.98,0:08:11.30,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Their grandmothers are friends. Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.58,0:08:16.47,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Though, apparently, she isn't \Nattending school right now. Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.47,0:08:17.30,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Why not? Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.49,0:08:21.64,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Her parents divorced last year, and she \Nwasn't getting along with her classmates. Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.64,0:08:23.48,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,She seemed to have a lot going on... Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.93,0:08:25.67,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,But that's not unusual, I guess. Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.93,0:08:33.77,Konosuba_Italics,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Does she seem so happy despite all that\Nbecause Shima is sitting next to her? Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.42,0:08:41.01,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Are you stupid?! Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.89,0:08:45.81,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,What time do you think it is? \NYou're a real idiot if you go out to see her! Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.81,0:08:48.81,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,This is why I told you to quit tutoring! Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.77,0:08:53.09,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,I'm still responsible for her. \NI can't just ignore her. Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.09,0:08:56.97,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Why? She takes advantage of you \Nbecause you baby her all the time! Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.33,0:08:59.44,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,She has no one else to turn to now. Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.92,0:09:03.48,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,You and I know how lonely\Nit can be with no parents. Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.48,0:09:05.74,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,That goes for Ren, too, Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.74,0:09:08.73,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,but has he ever caused \Nthis much trouble for anyone? Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.73,0:09:12.42,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, guys. Don't be so loud \Nin the middle of the night. Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.42,0:09:13.95,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,If you want to shout, \Ndo it somewhere else. Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.95,0:09:16.39,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Bro... But he's... Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.39,0:09:18.01,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry for waking you, Brother. Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.01,0:09:19.74,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Can I go out for a little bit? Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.96,0:09:20.70,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Shima! Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.95,0:09:21.87,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Is it urgent? Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.14,0:09:24.59,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,The Natsukawa girl ran away from home. Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.59,0:09:26.95,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,She's right outside now. Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.95,0:09:31.16,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I see. If that's the case, Aki, \Nquit yelling. You're too loud. Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.88,0:09:34.36,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be back. Don't wait up for me. Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.36,0:09:35.38,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Be careful. Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.34,0:10:01.15,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Shima. Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.53,0:10:06.64,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Ren... Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.64,0:10:08.17,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,You shouldn't sleep out here. Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.17,0:10:09.45,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,You'll catch a cold. Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.16,0:10:13.37,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Aki would've yelled if I'd gone \Ninto our room, so I slept here. Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.37,0:10:14.51,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,What time is it? Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.51,0:10:15.26,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Four. Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.91,0:10:19.26,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Ren, were you out running \Nthis early in the morning? Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.26,0:10:23.26,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,It's cool in the morning, and there \Nare too many people in the evening. Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.26,0:10:26.27,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you take a break today? Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.27,0:10:31.07,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,You couldn't have gotten much \Nsleep with us shouting last night. Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.07,0:10:34.27,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,It's no big deal. Getting out of \Nshape would be a bigger problem. Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.65,0:10:40.03,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,If you strain your body too hard while \Nyou're growing, you won't get any taller. Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.53,0:10:43.27,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to bed. Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.27,0:10:46.04,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,That's right. Sleep is important. Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.50,0:10:48.29,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Shima. Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.43,0:10:53.57,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Does being a tutor require you to be so kind? Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.57,0:10:56.18,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Enough to go out when called \Nin the middle of the night? Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.18,0:10:57.89,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you mean Ai-chan? Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.25,0:11:00.30,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,I imagine things are different, normally. Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.67,0:11:01.70,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,But for certain reasons, Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.70,0:11:03.96,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,she's living with her grandmother \Ninstead of her parents. Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.38,0:11:07.95,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Because of that, she hasn't \Nbeen doing very well at school. Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.85,0:11:13.03,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Since her situation is similar to mine, \NI understand how she feels. Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.68,0:11:14.82,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,I can't ignore her. Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.42,0:11:16.07,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,No. Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.62,0:11:20.40,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,She's more like Aki than like you. Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.79,0:11:21.80,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,They feel similar. Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.57,0:11:25.70,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that why you can't ignore her? Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.66,0:11:32.78,Konosuba_Italics,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,I can see why our brother \Ncan't resist this younger boy. Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.78,0:11:35.70,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Shima, you're just like Haru. Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.21,0:11:38.75,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,You think things that \Ndon't matter are important. Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.96,0:11:41.32,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,It's a bad habit. Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.59,0:11:44.71,Konosuba_Italics,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,And he hits you where it hurts. Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.21,0:11:48.35,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Kaidou. Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.51,0:11:52.14,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Have you learned the names \Nand faces of everyone in your class? Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.60,0:11:54.95,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I memorized all their names \Nin alphabetical order. Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.95,0:11:55.81,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,What about their faces? Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.81,0:11:58.15,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I have trouble telling Japanese people apart. Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.15,0:12:01.07,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I wasn't expecting much. Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.07,0:12:02.15,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Now smile! Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.15,0:12:07.74,Creak_12:02(Ep 08),FX,0000,0000,0000,,Creak... Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.27,0:12:06.71,Konosuba_Main,JUZEN,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, teach, what are you doing to Ren? Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.71,0:12:07.74,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Smiling practice. Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.19,0:12:10.25,Konosuba_Main,JUZEN,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you think that's too hard for him? Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.41,0:12:14.37,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,If I don't teach this awkward kid \Nhow to at least force a smile, Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.37,0:12:15.90,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,he'll keep making me uneasy. Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.90,0:12:19.80,Konosuba_Main,JUZEN,0000,0000,0000,,Well, yeah. I'd like to see Ren \Nlaughing like an idiot, too. Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.80,0:12:20.76,Konosuba_Main,JUZEN,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, try laughing. Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.76,0:12:25.76,Creak_12:20(Ep 08),FX,0000,0000,0000,,Creak... Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.91,0:12:24.60,Konosuba_Main,JUZEN,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell is that face? Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.60,0:12:26.88,Konosuba_Main,JUZEN,0000,0000,0000,,I can hear your face creaking! Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.88,0:12:29.82,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Kurosaki, you don't need to be that harsh. Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.37,0:12:34.02,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.04,0:12:37.18,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Ren, you're alone? Where's Brother? Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.18,0:12:40.03,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,He and Aki were called to the café. Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.24,0:12:43.40,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't it Kiyoka-san's bar starting at six? Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.40,0:12:48.41,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Some café regulars are at the bar and \Nsaid they wanted to eat Haru's cooking. Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.17,0:12:50.41,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want dinner? Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.41,0:12:51.43,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.43,0:12:53.75,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Give me a minute. I'll reheat it. Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.75,0:12:55.87,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks. I'll put my things away. Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.16,0:13:01.84,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Ren. Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.34,0:13:06.09,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Who taught you how to use chopsticks? Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.99,0:13:09.53,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Your brother. Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.53,0:13:13.00,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,I thought so. You hold \Nyour chopsticks like he does. Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.41,0:13:14.85,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,You eat just like him, too. Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.26,0:13:17.57,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,It's not just chopsticks. Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.52,0:13:20.56,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,He taught me how to use a knife and fork, Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.56,0:13:22.61,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,how to greet people in \Nthe morning and evening, Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.61,0:13:24.86,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,what to say before and after meals... Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.07,0:13:28.44,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,To eat three meals a day. Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.99,0:13:31.99,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,To sleep in a bed at night. Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.37,0:13:37.00,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,To tell someone if I feel hurt, \Nsick, or unhappy about something. Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.71,0:13:42.33,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,To always clearly say "thank you" and "I'm sorry." Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.07,0:13:47.36,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,In just a single summer, \NHaru taught me all those things. Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.17,0:13:51.48,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Both pleasant and unpleasant things. Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.14,0:13:56.18,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Haru taught me everything. Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.73,0:13:59.37,Konosuba_Italics,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,This kid really is... Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.10,0:14:03.20,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Shima. Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.24,0:14:06.44,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,I'm borrowing your study materials. Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.44,0:14:09.03,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Are you done working? Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.03,0:14:09.99,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.18,0:14:14.29,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Sheesh... They should've gone \Nsomewhere nicer for their anniversary. Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.29,0:14:18.76,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,They just came as a couple to see Bro's face. Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.76,0:14:21.61,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,People seem to have figured out \Nthat he used to be a host. Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.61,0:14:24.80,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,At this rate, there's no telling when \Nhis former customers will start coming. Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.80,0:14:25.53,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.53,0:14:26.88,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,And he's not blameless, either. Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.28,0:14:29.26,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,If it bothers him, he should say no. Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.64,0:14:31.51,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,He wouldn't be him if he could do that. Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.66,0:14:34.56,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,I know. I'm borrowing this, okay? Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.56,0:14:35.24,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Aki. Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.24,0:14:35.77,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.51,0:14:38.77,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not quitting my tutoring job. Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.69,0:14:44.60,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Is that so? Do what you want, then. \NIt's not my problem. Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.60,0:14:45.42,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,But... Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.47,0:14:50.36,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,If she asks me out again, \NI won't go to meet her. Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.24,0:14:53.37,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,Is that okay? Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.47,0:14:57.32,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,That's fine. Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.12,0:15:02.46,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I worked so hard today. Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.46,0:15:04.94,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Ren, put more of your weight into it. Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.94,0:15:06.15,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I am. Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.62,0:15:10.51,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry I couldn't eat dinner with you today. Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.51,0:15:12.47,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,If you have work, you can't help it. Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.47,0:15:15.26,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, Shima came home, \Nso I didn't eat alone. Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.26,0:15:17.35,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Really? Shima, huh? Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.68,0:15:20.02,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Is something funny? Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.02,0:15:24.63,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, I was just wondering what you \Ntwo talked about while you ate. Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.63,0:15:28.02,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Normal stuff. But we mostly talked about you. Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.02,0:15:32.03,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,What?! You better not have \Nbeen talking trash about me! Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.03,0:15:35.49,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,We talked about who taught \Nme how to use chopsticks. Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.76,0:15:36.74,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Chopsticks? Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.20,0:15:39.71,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,He said I hold them like you do. Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.71,0:15:41.02,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, right. Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.02,0:15:45.81,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I was the one who taught you, since you \Ntried to eat everything with your hands. Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.81,0:15:49.80,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I told him there were a lot of \Nother things you taught me, too. Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.64,0:15:53.97,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,By the end, I tired you out, \Nand you'd actually listen to me. Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.07,0:15:57.37,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,You were really persistent. Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.37,0:15:59.98,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Don't make that face as you remember it... Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.23,0:16:04.73,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe how much that \Nimpudent little brat has grown. Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.17,0:16:07.27,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry for being an impudent brat. Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.09,0:16:12.78,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,But you were super cute then, \Nand you're still cute now. Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.16,0:16:15.74,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, when I look at you now, Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.08,0:16:20.46,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I know my efforts weren't wasted. Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.59,0:16:26.37,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Ren, what's wrong? Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.37,0:16:30.44,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,You always smile so easily. Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.44,0:16:33.07,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I don't understand how you can be so happy. Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.65,0:16:35.54,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,It's something I just can't copy. Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.53,0:16:39.07,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,You don't need to force yourself to smile. Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.97,0:16:42.64,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong? Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.41,0:16:45.20,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Ren? Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.33,0:16:49.71,Konosuba_Italics,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Haru has never told me to smile. Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.71,0:16:50.60,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Haru... Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.91,0:16:54.39,Konosuba_Italics,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Aki and Shima have never \Ntold me to smile, either. Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.53,0:16:56.88,Konosuba_Italics,REN,0000,0000,0000,,It's because they know. Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.88,0:16:59.30,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,You must've been straining yourself. Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.16,0:17:01.66,Konosuba_Italics,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry I didn't notice... Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.16,0:17:07.67,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,What's with the surprise attack? Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.71,0:17:12.69,Forced_smile_17:07(Ep 08),TEXT,0000,0000,0000,,...that forcing yourself to smile is so painful. Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.69,0:17:12.69,Konosuba_Italics,REN,0000,0000,0000,,...that forcing yourself to smile is so painful. Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.70,0:17:16.60,Konosuba_Italics,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Haru was always smiling. Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.18,0:17:18.77,Konosuba_Italics,REN,0000,0000,0000,,He'd get mad sometimes, Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.20,0:17:23.08,Konosuba_Italics,REN,0000,0000,0000,,but afterwards he'd always show me a smile. Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.08,0:17:27.41,Konosuba_Italics,REN,0000,0000,0000,,As a child, I found it mysterious. Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.36,0:17:32.01,Konosuba_Italics,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I felt like I was constantly \Nlooking at Haru's face. Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.34,0:17:36.34,Konosuba_Italics,REN,0000,0000,0000,,He did it for me... Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.13,0:17:39.62,Konosuba_Italics,REN,0000,0000,0000,,For a child who didn't know how to smile. Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.68,0:17:44.33,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.26,0:17:48.53,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Wh-What are you doing? Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.53,0:17:50.38,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Let me join you. Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.38,0:17:51.67,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Where's Ren? Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.67,0:17:53.17,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,He's asleep. Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.17,0:17:55.92,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't the café open tomorrow? \NYou should sleep, too. Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.92,0:17:58.77,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I can't tonight! Not tonight! Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.77,0:18:01.18,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,You're oozing adrenaline. Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.72,0:18:04.88,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I did something really uncool \Nin front of Ren today. Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.88,0:18:06.17,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,"Today"? You mean "again." Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.17,0:18:09.31,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,What? No way! Ren doesn't say I'm cool? Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.31,0:18:12.19,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,I've never heard Ren say that. Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.48,0:18:15.90,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,In any case, today was especially bad. \NHe caught me off-guard. Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.90,0:18:18.70,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,What? Did he finally jump you? Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.90,0:18:21.58,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Wha— Shima, how can you say that?! Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.58,0:18:25.70,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he is pretty masculine. It could happen. Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.70,0:18:29.30,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,That's right! He actually made me cry! Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.30,0:18:32.34,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,That must've been a miserable sight to behold. Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.34,0:18:34.19,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Don't call me miserable! Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.88,0:18:36.72,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,It's no use. I... Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.36,0:18:38.48,Konosuba_Main,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I love him! Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.48,0:18:39.82,Konosuba_Main,SHIMA,0000,0000,0000,,You're just now realizing this? Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.67,0:18:43.74,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I was so arrogant. Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.74,0:18:46.43,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I would always be\Nthe one showing affection. Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.07,0:18:49.04,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,But he turned that on its head Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.10,0:18:53.36,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,and got me when my defenses were down. Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.75,0:19:06.81,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,I don't need to worry. Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.09,0:19:12.09,Konosuba_Italics,HARU,0000,0000,0000,,Ren will smile someday, \Nlike a blooming flower. Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.59,0:19:16.63,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,I told you... Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.63,0:19:21.47,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,Normally, when this happens, \Nyou apologize to your superiors. Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.47,0:19:23.91,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,When you bump into someone, \Nyou can't just say, "My bad!" Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.91,0:19:26.57,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,That'll just get you punched! Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.57,0:19:29.10,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't help me when you say Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.10,0:19:32.22,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,that something is normal,\Nor it's what everyone does. Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.22,0:19:37.15,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,I don't understand what's \Nnormal for Japanese people. Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.15,0:19:38.62,Konosuba_Italics,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,I need to start there? Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.62,0:19:40.49,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,This is going to take a long time. Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.49,0:19:42.72,Konosuba_Main,STUDENT,0000,0000,0000,,It's impossible, teach. Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.72,0:19:46.04,Konosuba_Main,STUDENT,0000,0000,0000,,Those are just bad habits \Nthat Japanese people have. Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.04,0:19:48.64,Konosuba_Main,STUDENT,0000,0000,0000,,You can't force Kaidou to act that way. Right? Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.40,0:19:52.79,Konosuba_Main,STUDENT,0000,0000,0000,,It'd be like telling me to fix my accent. Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.00,0:19:58.49,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,You guys understand his Japanese? \NYou know what he's saying? Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.49,0:19:59.73,Konosuba_Main,STUDENT,0000,0000,0000,,We're totally fine. Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.73,0:20:03.87,Konosuba_Main,STUDENT,0000,0000,0000,,Kaidou's Japanese is better \Nthan ours. It's more correct. Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.87,0:20:06.25,Konosuba_Main,STUDENT,0000,0000,0000,,He speaks like a middle-aged man. Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.22,0:20:11.45,Konosuba_Main,TEACHER,0000,0000,0000,,I don't understand young people these days. Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.02,0:20:13.02,Konosuba_Main,JUZEN,0000,0000,0000,,Ren! Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.59,0:20:15.46,Konosuba_Main,JUZEN,0000,0000,0000,,Could you translate this English for me? Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.46,0:20:17.02,Konosuba_Main,JUZEN,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna be asked to read it today. Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.19,0:20:19.74,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,If you'll write my journal entry for today. Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.74,0:20:22.03,Konosuba_Main,JUZEN,0000,0000,0000,,I can't. I don't have your literary talent. Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.84,0:20:24.57,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,Then do it yourself. Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.57,0:20:27.51,Konosuba_Main,JUZEN,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Ren. Let me tell you something special. Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.24,0:20:32.68,Konosuba_Main,JUZEN,0000,0000,0000,,The essay you wrote the other day \Nwas posted in front of the faculty office. Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.68,0:20:35.87,Konosuba_Main,REN,0000,0000,0000,,What? That old fart! Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.87,0:20:39.04,Konosuba_Main,JUZEN,0000,0000,0000,,I think your Japanese is just fine. Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.79,0:20:46.80,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,Um, will Shima-sensei be much longer? Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.80,0:20:49.06,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Shima's running late. Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.06,0:20:51.18,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Are you unhappy with having me here until then? Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.18,0:20:52.50,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,We look the same, anyway. Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.50,0:20:54.56,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Oh, I didn't mean that! Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.75,0:20:59.73,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,B-Besides, you and Shima-sensei may \Nbe twins, but you're nothing alike. Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.73,0:21:01.01,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,You have the same face, Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.01,0:21:04.05,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,but you're different sizes and have \Ndifferent personalities. It's strange. Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.96,0:21:10.54,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,Today, I just wanted to tell \NShima-sensei in person that Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.76,0:21:09.75,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome home. Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.75,0:21:10.54,Konosuba_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks. Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.54,0:21:12.83,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to start attending school next week. Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.83,0:21:13.92,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Oh? Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.92,0:21:18.66,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,And I wanted to thank him for \Nwalking me home the other day. Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.66,0:21:21.84,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,My grandparents were furious \Nwith me after that. Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.84,0:21:26.19,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,They said Shima-sensei's home life \Nis very complicated and difficult. Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.76,0:21:30.05,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,I'd heard your parents had passed away, Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.38,0:21:33.35,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,but I didn't know the details. Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.35,0:21:36.71,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't call it complicated. Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.12,0:21:40.70,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,We just have a half-brother and \Nanother we're not related to at all. Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.70,0:21:43.92,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,Really? But the four of you seem so similar. Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.92,0:21:46.11,Konosuba_Main,AKI,0000,0000,0000,,Similar? The four of us? Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.33,0:21:49.39,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't you brothers? You feel alike. Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.25,0:21:57.44,Konosuba_Main,AI,0000,0000,0000,,Especially your oldest and youngest brothers. Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.09,0:23:40.30,Next_Time,TEXT,0000,0000,0000,,Next Time