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Order in my court.
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Mr. Bowers, you're saying the
reason why you were speeding
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is because you were
being chased by a ghost?
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Yes, your honor.
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Is there a witness to this ghost
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that you're talking about?
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Well,
the cop that pulled me over
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said he didn't see anything.
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So I'm assuming that the
sirens musta scared him off.
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Thank you, Mr. Bowers.
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You may have a seat.
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Mr. Walker.
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Your honor.
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Oh God.
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Your honor, according to
the laws of physics and nature
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the steep of my car pedal,
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when one applies the Pythagorean
Theorem,
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the steep of my car
pedal is at higher rate
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than most other pedals in most
other cars.
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Therefore, when I put my foot
upon it,
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it's naturally going to speed
up at a slightly higher rate
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than most other cars.
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Does your speedometer work?
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Yes, your honor, but Galileo,
in 1588,
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didn't give a flying
fuck about speedometers.
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Thank you, Mr. Walker.
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You may have a seat now.
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The rest of you are guilty
with no further explanation.
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I've had enough for today.
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I swear to God, people are
getting dumber,
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or more creative with
their excuses nowadays.
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There's a man who called you,
several times, from Greece.
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What did he say?
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He said it's something
regarding your daughter Lisa.
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I think he left a text.
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Search me flights to Detroit
for the day after tomorrow.
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Detroit?
What's there?
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My grandsons live there.
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Wait, are you still going to
the LA convention next week?
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What happened last night?
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I don't even remember.
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Oh shit!
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Shit!
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Where's the TV?
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Shit, someone stole the TV?
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Oh, fuck!
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Great.
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Jake, I think we have a problem.
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What?
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There's a naked guy
sleeping in our bathtub.
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Just wake him up, ya dumbass.
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Don't look at the penis.
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Don't look at the penis.
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Don't look at the penis.
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Don't look at the penis.
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Don't look at the penis.
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Don't look at the penis.
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Dude, wake up.
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Come on, wake up.
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Wait, what are you?
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Fuck this shit.
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Hey, Jake.
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What do you want?
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Nothing.
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Did you wake him up yet?
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I'm just gonna use
the bathroom upstairs.
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Hello?
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Hey, Jakey, how are you?
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Listen buddy, whatever
you're selling, I ain't buying.
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It's your
grandpa, you knucklehead.
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Oh shit!
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Hey Grandpa.
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Are you drunk?
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No, no, no, no, no, I'm fine.
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Listen, I'm
on my way to your place.
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Now?
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You still live on Temple Street?
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Yeah.
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: Great, I'll be there in 10
minutes.
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Shit.
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Joe.
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What?
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Grandpa's gonna be here in 10
minutes.
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Who?
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Grandpa.
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Grandpa's still alive?
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Of course he's still alive,
you idiot.
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Now help me clean this place up.
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What time is it?
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Past 12.
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Late for work again.
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Fuck it.
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They're gonna fire me anyway.
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Well this is a work of art.
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Is this my dick or yours?
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Too big to be mine.
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What about the TV?
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What about it?
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Well Grandpa might ask us
about it when he gets here.
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Grandpa hasn't visited
us in five fucking years.
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Do you think he cares
whether or not we have a TV?
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Who doesn't have a TV?
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We don't have a fucking TV.
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Now will you hurry up.
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I mean, what's the big deal
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if Grandpa knew we were
partying last night.
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Joe, sometimes your stupidity
even surpasses my thoughts.
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Thank you.
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No.
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Mom just died two days ago.
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If Grandpa found out that we had
a party,
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he'd flip out.
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I told you we should've
rescheduled this party, Jake.
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Hey, we planned this
party like three weeks ago.
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Mom's the one that should've
rescheduled her death.
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Is that even possible?
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Joe, we don't have time for
your stupid fucking questions.
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Please help me get this
place back together.
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She left us when we were
kids and moved to Greece.
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She's like a stranger to us.
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Still, we're her kids.
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Now do you want Grandpa to
start bitching about this?
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No.
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Then less talk, more cleaning.
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Boys, how are ya doing?
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We're good.
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How are you?
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Sorry about Mom, Grandpa.
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Your mom
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was a good woman, Jake.
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I know she was.
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I just wish I had a chance
to get to know her more.
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She actually wanted
to take you with her,
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but she couldn't.
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After she lost the case
against your dad in court,
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she had no choice but to
escape his unruly behavior.
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Dad died two years ago.
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Why didn't she just call?
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Your mother was in a coma for
five years
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because of a car accident.
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You'd have known if you'd have
asked.
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Anyway, I'm not here to talk
about that.
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I'm here to tell you boys
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that your mother died a
millionaire.
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I'm sorry, Grandpa.
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Jesus Christ, Jake!
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How much money are we talking
about?
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Four million dollars.
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Wait, where did Mom
get all this money from?
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After Lisa moved to Greece
she married a rich businessman
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who gave her everything before
he died.
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Oh, so, basically our
mom was a gold digger?
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So what you're telling us,
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is that we're basically
eligible to a cut of her heir?
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Yes, but under one condition.
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Your mom had a child in Greece
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who she gave half of her net
worth,
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the other half to me.
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Whoa, what about us?
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Your mom had a will.
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She made me promise to
give you your share,
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only if you'll agree to live
with your brother for 45 days.
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Why would she want that?
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Lisa always had this dream
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that all of her kids would come
together
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after your father died.
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So are we going to Greece
or is he coming here?
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You're not going anywhere.
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He's coming here to Detroit.
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Now, I suggest that you
start preparing a room
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because he'll be here tonight.
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Wow, Grandpa, thanks
for last minute notice.
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Where's your bathroom?
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Second door on your left.
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Hey, Ronny, what's up?
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Machine.
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You know Jake, I'm sick of
you being late all the time.
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You always come up with
these silly excuses
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just to explain why your ass
isn't here,
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which it should be, operating
the goddamn espresso machine.
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Hey Ronny, how 'bout you
shove that espresso machine
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up your ass?
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I bet it'll fit.
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Did you say what?
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You heard me, Ronny.
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And one more thing, I quit.
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Have a nice life.
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Hey, boys.
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Why is there a naked guy in your
bathtub?
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- That's.
- Joe's boyfriend.
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So anyway Grandpa, it was
really, really good to see ya.
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Thank you so much for stopping
by, and I promise you,
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we're gonna take real good
care of our new brother.
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Which reminds me though,
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what time is he gonna be here?
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About eight.
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Are we picking him up?
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Nope, he's got a driver.
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Fantastic.
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Now have a safe trip back to
Hawaii.
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Ohio.
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Even better.
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What the fuck, Jake!
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You know how homophobic Grandpa
is!
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Oh is he.
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You're an asshole.
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What?
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What's wrong with being gay?
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It's 2019 for Christ's sake.
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That's not the point.
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All right, I'm sorry.
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Can you make me some eggs
please?
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We don't have any eggs.
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Shit.
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We gotta go to the grocery
store.
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Fuck!
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Is this really necessary?
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Hell yeah, it's necessary.
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Didn't you hear Grandpa?
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If our new brother doesn't feel
welcome
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he may change his mind.
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What's the plan then?
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Plans easy.
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Keep him happy until we
get our cut of the money.
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Fuck that.
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Can't Grandpa just give us our
money
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with all of this family
bullshit?
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Patience, Joe.
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It's only 45 days until
we become millionaires.
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Whoa, I always wanted
to get some of these.
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Weights aren't gonna make
your fat ass any thinner, Joe.
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Fuck you, Jake.
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All right, I'm gonna
run to the gas station
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get a pack of smokes.
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If our new brother shows up,
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please don't do anything stupid.
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You got it.
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Just invite him in and
try and be normal, will ya?
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I'll be right back.
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Just do it!
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Yes you can!
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Just do it!
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If you're tired of starting
over,
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stop giving up!
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Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen.
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That's okay, just one gentleman.
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It's not a bad place to live in.
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Except for the color of this
wall.
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This need to be changed.
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Nancy?
251
00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,347
Yes, Mr. Anthony?
252
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:06,490
Make a note to call a painter
253
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,416
to come change the color of this
wall.
254
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,185
Match the furniture.
255
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:16,023
Nancy, can you add a new
couch as well, on the list.
256
00:15:16,057 --> 00:15:17,191
Copy that.
257
00:15:17,224 --> 00:15:18,224
You must be Joe.
258
00:15:19,561 --> 00:15:20,561
How are you doing?
259
00:15:22,997 --> 00:15:24,866
Who the fuck are you?
260
00:15:24,899 --> 00:15:27,335
I'm sorry, I was
caught up with the moment,
261
00:15:27,369 --> 00:15:29,236
I forgot to introduce myself.
262
00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:30,270
I'm Anthony.
263
00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:33,206
Oh.
264
00:15:35,009 --> 00:15:38,245
Before I forget, this
is my living schedule.
265
00:15:38,279 --> 00:15:40,123
It has everything you need
to know about how I live,
266
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,684
my every activity of the day.
267
00:15:42,717 --> 00:15:43,685
It's very important to stick
with
268
00:15:43,718 --> 00:15:46,120
everything mentioned on this
paper.
269
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,990
So.
270
00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:53,661
This wine is bad and cheap.
271
00:15:53,695 --> 00:15:58,700
Nancy, need to add
a bottle of fine wine as well.
272
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:00,635
Yes, sir.
273
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,668
So,
274
00:16:04,105 --> 00:16:05,105
Joe,
275
00:16:07,308 --> 00:16:08,710
any questions?
276
00:16:25,727 --> 00:16:26,528
What was that?
277
00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:27,695
What was what?
278
00:16:29,464 --> 00:16:31,966
The guy that just
flew through our window.
279
00:16:31,999 --> 00:16:34,502
Oh, the weird looking
guy in the suit and fedora?
280
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:35,970
Yes.
281
00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:37,038
I have no clue.
282
00:16:42,677 --> 00:16:43,611
Hello?
283
00:16:43,645 --> 00:16:45,212
Hey Joe, did Anthony arrive yet?
284
00:16:45,246 --> 00:16:46,147
Who?
285
00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:47,715
Your brother, Anthony.
286
00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:49,250
His name was Anthony?
287
00:16:49,283 --> 00:16:50,084
Yes.
288
00:16:50,117 --> 00:16:51,385
Shit.
289
00:16:51,419 --> 00:16:54,188
Grandpa just told me our
brother's name was Anthony.
290
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,256
So?
291
00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:56,634
You know that guy I
just threw out the window?
292
00:16:56,658 --> 00:16:57,792
Yes?
293
00:16:57,825 --> 00:16:58,960
His name was Anthony.
294
00:17:00,161 --> 00:17:01,262
Holy fuck, Joe!
295
00:17:01,295 --> 00:17:04,165
Did you just throw four
million dollars out the window?
296
00:17:04,198 --> 00:17:05,633
You idiot!
297
00:17:09,203 --> 00:17:10,872
Oh, shit, where'd he go?
298
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:11,905
I don't know.
299
00:17:13,307 --> 00:17:14,976
Anthony?
300
00:17:15,009 --> 00:17:17,011
Oh, this is not good!
301
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,079
Oh, shit!
302
00:17:20,314 --> 00:17:21,415
Anthony?
303
00:17:23,384 --> 00:17:24,384
Anthony?
304
00:17:49,844 --> 00:17:52,313
Oh boy, eating cereal at night.
305
00:17:54,549 --> 00:17:56,618
That means you're angry.
306
00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:58,019
You fucked up, Joe.
307
00:17:58,052 --> 00:17:59,854
I'm sorry, Jake.
308
00:17:59,887 --> 00:18:01,523
Grandpa said he was Greek,
309
00:18:01,556 --> 00:18:04,125
not a time traveler from the
1900's.
310
00:18:04,158 --> 00:18:05,536
I just thought he was some kind
of faggot
311
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,495
trying to play a trick on me.
312
00:18:07,529 --> 00:18:09,330
I swear to God,
313
00:18:09,363 --> 00:18:11,465
if we lose that money Joe,
314
00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:14,301
I'm gonna cut your balls
off and feed 'em to Larry.
315
00:18:15,603 --> 00:18:18,439
Hey, did you know that Larry
was gay?
316
00:18:20,508 --> 00:18:22,309
The fuck are you talking about?
317
00:18:22,343 --> 00:18:24,746
Do you know about the
affair with Larry and I?
318
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,349
Are you hooking up with my cat?
319
00:18:29,216 --> 00:18:30,718
No.
320
00:18:30,752 --> 00:18:32,554
We just watch each other
masturbate.
321
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,790
Oh, and sometimes I let him lick
my balls.
322
00:18:41,763 --> 00:18:43,264
Let's wash the sin away.
323
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,202
I know.
324
00:18:48,235 --> 00:18:49,470
We gotta wash the sins away.
325
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,805
Good boy, good boy.
326
00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:53,240
Let's wash the sins away.
327
00:18:53,274 --> 00:18:54,474
It's like your own water park.
328
00:19:03,484 --> 00:19:05,052
Hey, Grandpa, what's up?
329
00:19:05,086 --> 00:19:07,488
Jake, did Anthony arrive yet?
330
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,557
Why, did he talk to you?
331
00:19:09,591 --> 00:19:11,859
No, that's why I'm calling.
332
00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:16,030
Uh, yeah, yeah, he
just went to sleep early.
333
00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:17,364
He's good.
334
00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:18,633
All right.
335
00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:19,634
When he wakes up, tell
him to call me, would ya?
336
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,535
All right, I will.
337
00:19:21,569 --> 00:19:22,704
I'll let him know, Grandpa.
338
00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:23,905
I gotta go now.
339
00:19:23,938 --> 00:19:24,938
Bye.
340
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:35,950
Oh shit!
341
00:19:51,498 --> 00:19:54,802
So, is Anthony like your
boyfriend?
342
00:19:54,836 --> 00:19:56,671
No, Mr. Anthony is my boss.
343
00:19:57,504 --> 00:19:58,504
So you're single?
344
00:19:59,473 --> 00:20:00,975
Joe, there you are.
345
00:20:01,008 --> 00:20:01,976
I've been looking everywhere for
you.
346
00:20:02,009 --> 00:20:03,611
Where the fuck'd you go.
347
00:20:03,645 --> 00:20:04,578
Oh, I'm sorry.
348
00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:05,412
I'm Jake.
349
00:20:05,446 --> 00:20:06,447
Have we met?
350
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,683
I'm Nancy, Mr. Anthony's
personal secretary.
351
00:20:10,017 --> 00:20:12,286
Wait, you know where Anthony is?
352
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:13,821
Joe just told me what happened.
353
00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:15,966
I got off the phone with Mr.
Anthony a few minutes ago.
354
00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:17,291
He should be back shortly.
355
00:20:18,159 --> 00:20:19,794
Oh, thank you so much, Nancy.
356
00:20:21,062 --> 00:20:22,463
You just saved our lives.
357
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,000
Thank you so much.
358
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,601
Thank you.
359
00:20:32,339 --> 00:20:33,339
Never let go.
360
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:35,608
Thank you.
361
00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:38,179
We're gonna be rich.
362
00:20:41,515 --> 00:20:43,384
Sorry again about what happened.
363
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:45,086
Joe wasn't expecting you,
364
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:49,190
and apparently he thought
you were trying to rob him.
365
00:20:49,223 --> 00:20:50,191
No worries.
366
00:20:50,224 --> 00:20:51,902
I watch a lot of American
fights on YouTube,
367
00:20:51,926 --> 00:20:54,495
and I believe stupidity is
normal here.
368
00:20:54,528 --> 00:20:55,763
You're absolutely right.
369
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,564
We're surrounded by stupidity.
370
00:20:57,598 --> 00:20:59,366
I mean, look at Joe, for
example.
371
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,235
What?
372
00:21:01,268 --> 00:21:02,704
So what do you think of the
room?
373
00:21:02,737 --> 00:21:04,939
It's actually very nice.
374
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,075
I want to thank you for your
generosity.
375
00:21:08,109 --> 00:21:09,176
Of course.
376
00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:11,078
And if you need anything,
anything at all,
377
00:21:11,112 --> 00:21:12,146
just let us know.
378
00:21:15,717 --> 00:21:17,518
What the hell is he still doing
here?
379
00:21:17,551 --> 00:21:18,551
I don't know.
380
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,122
Have you guys seen my socks,
man?
381
00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:24,491
Sorry, dude, no one's seen
your socks.
382
00:21:24,525 --> 00:21:26,160
So, please, can you piss off?
383
00:21:26,193 --> 00:21:28,262
Yeah, shoo, scat!
384
00:21:28,295 --> 00:21:29,663
I need my socks, man.
385
00:21:29,697 --> 00:21:30,965
I'm cold.
386
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,067
No one gives a shit about your
socks.
387
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,569
Now get the fuck out of here,
please.
388
00:21:35,602 --> 00:21:37,638
You guys make my dick shrivel,
man.
389
00:21:40,141 --> 00:21:41,976
A friend of yours, I assume?
390
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,811
That's the.
391
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:45,479
- Electrician.
- Plumber..
392
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:49,884
So anyway, Anthony, we're
gonna let you get some rest.
393
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,285
Make yourself comfortable.
394
00:21:51,318 --> 00:21:52,486
We'll see you tomorrow.
395
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,021
Jack, before you leave.
396
00:21:54,055 --> 00:21:56,657
Do you mind if I build a
tepidarium in the bathroom?
397
00:21:58,225 --> 00:22:00,161
Yeah, sure.
398
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:00,995
Thank you very much.
399
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,663
Have a good night to you as
well.
400
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,866
What's a tepiquarium?
401
00:22:04,899 --> 00:22:06,100
I have no idea.
402
00:22:16,844 --> 00:22:18,212
You still here?
403
00:22:18,245 --> 00:22:19,280
Only for a little while.
404
00:22:19,313 --> 00:22:21,548
In case Mr. Anthony needs me.
405
00:22:21,582 --> 00:22:23,985
Would you like a drink?
406
00:22:24,018 --> 00:22:25,419
No, I'm good.
407
00:22:25,452 --> 00:22:26,287
Thank you though.
408
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,288
Are you sure?
409
00:22:27,321 --> 00:22:29,090
I think we have some good
whiskey.
410
00:22:29,123 --> 00:22:31,392
Who are you talking to?
411
00:22:31,425 --> 00:22:34,395
Jake, Nancy's still here.
412
00:22:34,428 --> 00:22:35,662
Who?
413
00:22:35,696 --> 00:22:37,364
Nancy.
414
00:22:40,501 --> 00:22:41,468
Oh, hey Nancy.
415
00:22:41,502 --> 00:22:42,669
You stayin'?
416
00:22:42,703 --> 00:22:44,571
Just for a little while.
417
00:22:44,605 --> 00:22:45,816
I mean, if you want to spend
the night
418
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,775
you can stay in my room.
419
00:22:47,809 --> 00:22:49,811
Well why your room Jake?
420
00:22:49,844 --> 00:22:52,379
'Cause Anthony's staying in
yours, Joe.
421
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,349
If you want, you can sleep on
the couch.
422
00:22:55,382 --> 00:22:56,951
That's where I'll be sleeping.
423
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,585
So what do you say?
424
00:22:58,619 --> 00:23:00,254
I should get going.
425
00:23:00,287 --> 00:23:01,655
Thanks guys.
426
00:23:01,688 --> 00:23:03,224
Bye now.
427
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,658
- Bye Nancy.
- Drive safe.
428
00:23:12,399 --> 00:23:13,200
What's wrong with you?
429
00:23:13,234 --> 00:23:14,501
I'm angry.
430
00:23:14,535 --> 00:23:15,536
Why?
431
00:23:15,569 --> 00:23:16,770
Because Nancy's so hot,
432
00:23:16,804 --> 00:23:20,141
and I left my Iron Man pajamas
upstairs.
433
00:23:20,174 --> 00:23:20,975
So go get 'em.
434
00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:22,877
But what if he's asleep?
435
00:23:22,910 --> 00:23:25,046
He probably isn't, but go
before he is.
436
00:23:31,385 --> 00:23:32,719
Didn't mean to bother you,
437
00:23:32,753 --> 00:23:35,089
just came in for my Iron Man
pj's.
438
00:23:36,257 --> 00:23:37,624
What pj's?
439
00:23:37,658 --> 00:23:39,760
Ya know, pj's, Iron Man.
440
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,963
I'm a big fan of Mr. Stark.
441
00:23:46,733 --> 00:23:49,336
Anthony did you move all my
clothes?
442
00:23:50,604 --> 00:23:52,706
I appreciate the extra
generosity, brother,
443
00:23:52,739 --> 00:23:54,575
but I have my own clothes.
444
00:23:54,608 --> 00:23:55,409
Extra...
445
00:23:55,442 --> 00:23:56,944
What extra generosity?
446
00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:59,480
Anthony, those were my clothes!
447
00:23:59,513 --> 00:24:00,714
Oh.
448
00:24:00,747 --> 00:24:02,592
Apparently there's some
kind of misunderstanding,
449
00:24:02,616 --> 00:24:04,818
because I gave it all
away to the naked guy.
450
00:24:09,590 --> 00:24:14,595
Oh shit.
451
00:24:16,730 --> 00:24:18,032
You gave him everything?
452
00:24:18,966 --> 00:24:20,634
You even gave him my underwear?
453
00:24:21,969 --> 00:24:22,904
What's going on?
454
00:24:22,937 --> 00:24:24,738
Anthony gave away all my
clothes.
455
00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:27,875
That's fine, you can just use
mine.
456
00:24:27,909 --> 00:24:30,611
I think he took yours as well.
457
00:24:30,644 --> 00:24:32,046
What?
458
00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:34,581
Isn't this guys a friend
of yours, of some sort?
459
00:24:35,582 --> 00:24:38,552
No, Anthony, we don't
even know that guy!
460
00:24:40,621 --> 00:24:41,788
Is it normal in America
461
00:24:41,822 --> 00:24:44,791
that people let naked strangers
mooch around their houses?
462
00:24:44,825 --> 00:24:47,294
Because we don't have
such a thing in Greece.
463
00:24:47,328 --> 00:24:48,328
No!
464
00:24:49,630 --> 00:24:51,132
All this screaming and yelling
465
00:24:51,165 --> 00:24:52,666
is not really good for your
health.
466
00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:55,569
See, this books here talks
about anger management.
467
00:24:55,602 --> 00:24:57,905
It can definitely help
you with your problems.
468
00:24:57,939 --> 00:24:59,773
I myself read it like five
times,
469
00:24:59,806 --> 00:25:01,075
and every time I read it,
470
00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:03,310
all the intense emotions go
away.
471
00:25:03,344 --> 00:25:04,745
Works like a charm.
472
00:25:04,778 --> 00:25:07,614
Now I suggest that you
start with chapter seven,
473
00:25:07,648 --> 00:25:09,550
that's when things become
interesting.
474
00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:11,618
And so Jack, I have
something for you special.
475
00:25:11,652 --> 00:25:12,954
Give me one second.
476
00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:18,926
See, this is here my living
schedule.
477
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,294
It has your name on it
478
00:25:20,327 --> 00:25:23,497
so if anyone lose copy
doesn't blame the other one.
479
00:25:23,530 --> 00:25:26,700
So if you read it here, I
sleep at 10:30 on Fridays,
480
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,202
and I believe today is Friday.
481
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,903
So I wish I could chat more,
482
00:25:29,937 --> 00:25:31,572
but we can do this tomorrow.
483
00:25:31,605 --> 00:25:32,873
Have a good night.
484
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:41,914
What?
485
00:25:45,953 --> 00:25:47,888
No, this one's yours.
486
00:25:50,191 --> 00:25:51,725
Hey Jake?
487
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,529
What are we going to do about
that creature over there?
488
00:25:56,830 --> 00:25:58,099
You talking about Anthony?
489
00:25:58,132 --> 00:26:02,603
Yeah, he is the weirdest
person I have ever met.
490
00:26:02,636 --> 00:26:04,838
Joe, Grandpa said.
491
00:26:04,871 --> 00:26:06,140
Fuck Grandpa.
492
00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:09,943
And I can't believe he
threw away our clothes!
493
00:26:09,977 --> 00:26:11,845
It's not a big deal.
494
00:26:11,878 --> 00:26:13,114
He's rich.
495
00:26:13,147 --> 00:26:15,149
He'll probably get us
new clothes tomorrow.
496
00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:16,950
What about my Iron Man pj's?
497
00:26:16,984 --> 00:26:19,086
Fuck your Iron Man pj's, Joe.
498
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,587
It's like 80 degrees in here.
499
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,623
That's not the point.
500
00:26:22,656 --> 00:26:25,626
As long as we have a bed to
sleep on we're gonna be good.
501
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,395
Yeah, sleeping naked.
502
00:26:29,430 --> 00:26:30,497
Half naked.
503
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,035
Joe?
504
00:26:34,068 --> 00:26:35,302
Yeah?
505
00:26:35,336 --> 00:26:37,204
Why do I feel your bare ass?
506
00:26:37,238 --> 00:26:38,239
Because I'm naked.
507
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,043
Get the fuck out of my bed.
508
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,929
Anthony!
509
00:27:07,201 --> 00:27:08,435
All right, on three.
510
00:27:08,469 --> 00:27:09,469
One, two.
511
00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:11,505
No, no, no, no, no, stop!
512
00:27:11,538 --> 00:27:12,873
- Stop!
- Stop!
513
00:27:12,906 --> 00:27:15,609
Anthony, what the fuck are you
doing?
514
00:27:15,642 --> 00:27:17,354
I'm just building a
tepidarium I told you about.
515
00:27:17,378 --> 00:27:20,847
What the hell is a tepidarium?
516
00:27:20,881 --> 00:27:22,321
And I'm pretty sure you need a
permit
517
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:23,150
for something like this.
518
00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:24,518
Do you have one?
519
00:27:24,551 --> 00:27:25,819
Yes, indeed.
520
00:27:30,457 --> 00:27:31,658
How the hell did you get this?
521
00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:32,926
Oh shit, cops.
522
00:27:32,959 --> 00:27:33,860
Oh, shit.
523
00:27:33,894 --> 00:27:34,728
We gotta get out of here, bro.
524
00:27:34,761 --> 00:27:36,263
I can't go back to jail.
Fuck that.
525
00:27:36,297 --> 00:27:37,164
Here, take that.
526
00:27:37,198 --> 00:27:38,432
Why, what's going on?
527
00:27:38,465 --> 00:27:40,501
We're not real engineers.
528
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:41,702
What?
529
00:27:41,735 --> 00:27:43,537
Yeah, well, we were just
pretending.
530
00:27:43,570 --> 00:27:44,838
The guy, he was paying a lot,
531
00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:47,574
but we don't know what we're
doing to these walls, man.
532
00:27:47,608 --> 00:27:48,609
Yeah, what he said.
533
00:27:48,642 --> 00:27:50,111
What?
534
00:27:50,144 --> 00:27:51,345
What's that sound?
535
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:52,179
Shit.
536
00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:53,180
Oh no, the walls are collapsing.
537
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:54,515
Run!
538
00:27:57,318 --> 00:27:58,685
Oh my God!
539
00:27:58,719 --> 00:27:59,820
Save yourselves!
540
00:27:59,853 --> 00:28:00,987
Dammit, Anthony!
541
00:28:28,382 --> 00:28:29,350
Excuse me.
542
00:28:29,383 --> 00:28:30,184
Can either one of you tell me
543
00:28:30,217 --> 00:28:31,752
exactly what's going on here?
544
00:28:31,785 --> 00:28:32,653
Mister police sheriff,
545
00:28:32,686 --> 00:28:34,288
I hired the best construction
company
546
00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:36,157
to build my tepidarium in that
house.
547
00:28:36,190 --> 00:28:38,024
There was two frauds who
deceived me
548
00:28:38,058 --> 00:28:40,093
and pretend to be sent by them.
549
00:28:40,127 --> 00:28:41,027
Do you even know anybody
550
00:28:41,061 --> 00:28:42,139
that would know about your
construction?
551
00:28:42,163 --> 00:28:42,963
Well, I.
552
00:28:42,996 --> 00:28:44,598
All you fucking care about.
553
00:28:44,631 --> 00:28:45,832
Mommy, mommy, mommy.
554
00:28:45,866 --> 00:28:48,702
You know, I don't fucking get it
Jake.
555
00:28:48,735 --> 00:28:49,570
I don't.
556
00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:51,272
Just stand still, will ya?
557
00:28:51,305 --> 00:28:53,974
We just lost our house
for fuck's sake, Jake.
558
00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:55,909
That's all right.
559
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:57,010
We still got Mom's money.
560
00:28:57,043 --> 00:28:57,844
What?
561
00:28:57,878 --> 00:28:58,878
Mom's money?
562
00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:00,890
- Where is it, Jake?
- What are you doing?
563
00:29:00,914 --> 00:29:02,659
You got it shoved up
your butthole somewhere?
564
00:29:02,683 --> 00:29:03,817
Cut it out, man.
565
00:29:03,850 --> 00:29:04,751
No.
566
00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:07,721
No one is gonna control my
freedom, Jake.
567
00:29:07,754 --> 00:29:08,589
No one.
568
00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:09,423
Joe.
569
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,258
No!
570
00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:12,159
No!
571
00:29:12,193 --> 00:29:13,193
No, no!
572
00:29:16,497 --> 00:29:17,298
I'm leaving, Jake.
573
00:29:17,331 --> 00:29:19,065
And you can't tell me what to
do.
574
00:29:19,099 --> 00:29:21,435
I'm gonna take my car
and go anywhere I want.
575
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:37,651
Fuck!
576
00:29:40,887 --> 00:29:42,889
According to my global
positioning system
577
00:29:42,923 --> 00:29:46,860
we should reach Grandpa's house
in two hours and 36 minutes.
578
00:29:48,094 --> 00:29:49,896
Nancy, stop at the nearest store
579
00:29:49,930 --> 00:29:52,999
so that we can buy some
clothes for my dear brothers.
580
00:29:53,033 --> 00:29:54,635
Copy that, Mr. Anthony.
581
00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:57,571
Here you go, Jack.
582
00:29:57,604 --> 00:29:59,105
This is my credit card.
583
00:29:59,139 --> 00:30:01,041
I will make sure you get
reimbursed
584
00:30:01,074 --> 00:30:02,976
for all the damage I've caused.
585
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,815
Dude, are you beating off?
586
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,484
Fuck off, I'm stressed.
587
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,042
Whoa, Jake, check this out.
588
00:30:36,076 --> 00:30:38,745
They're giving away free
necklaces.
589
00:30:38,779 --> 00:30:40,881
Joe, we don't have time
for that.
590
00:30:45,752 --> 00:30:48,054
Jake, check this thing out.
591
00:30:48,088 --> 00:30:50,491
Joe, quit fooling around.
592
00:30:50,524 --> 00:30:51,325
What are you talking about?
593
00:30:51,358 --> 00:30:52,659
I'm buying this bad boy.
594
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:55,529
You're an idiot.
595
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:56,562
I know.
596
00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:00,033
Oh, hey Jake, will you hold
this while I put these on?
597
00:31:01,101 --> 00:31:02,111
You're doing that right here?
598
00:31:02,135 --> 00:31:04,204
There's a dressing room
right around the corner.
599
00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:05,448
Well they've already seen us
half naked.
600
00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:06,473
What does it matter?
601
00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:10,377
Is this your jizz?
602
00:31:10,411 --> 00:31:11,478
Maybe.
603
00:31:11,512 --> 00:31:12,946
You sick bastard!
604
00:31:12,979 --> 00:31:13,914
Oh, now it's on my hands.
605
00:31:13,947 --> 00:31:15,549
Oh, God, get off.
606
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,921
Oh my God.
607
00:31:21,888 --> 00:31:23,056
Is this jizz?
608
00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:26,360
He threw it.
609
00:31:26,393 --> 00:31:27,328
It's his jizz.
610
00:31:27,361 --> 00:31:28,729
- It's his jizz.
- Oh my God.
611
00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:30,464
It's everywhere!
612
00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:32,366
So gross!
613
00:31:32,399 --> 00:31:33,500
Great, Joe.
614
00:31:33,534 --> 00:31:35,836
Now this lady's been victimized
by your jizz blanket.
615
00:31:35,869 --> 00:31:37,237
Hey, if you hadn't a thrown it.
616
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:38,815
Yeah, if you weren't
jerking off in the car
617
00:31:38,839 --> 00:31:40,317
the blanket wouldn't have been
all jizzy.
618
00:31:40,341 --> 00:31:41,141
Jizzy?
619
00:31:41,174 --> 00:31:42,042
Is that even a word?
620
00:31:42,075 --> 00:31:43,176
You know what I mean.
621
00:31:43,209 --> 00:31:44,209
Hey!
622
00:31:45,211 --> 00:31:48,449
You two jokers need to get
the hell out of this store.
623
00:31:48,482 --> 00:31:53,487
Now!
624
00:31:55,255 --> 00:31:56,723
Can I keep this?
625
00:31:56,757 --> 00:31:57,758
Gimme that.
626
00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,664
I can't take you anywhere.
627
00:32:03,697 --> 00:32:05,065
Hey, this was your fault.
628
00:32:12,339 --> 00:32:13,783
You know when I gave you my
credit card,
629
00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:17,077
I expected you to buy more
than some cheap necklace.
630
00:32:17,110 --> 00:32:18,078
It's Joe's fault.
631
00:32:18,111 --> 00:32:19,646
Hey, don't blame me.
632
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,748
If it wasn't for your
fucking man chowder.
633
00:32:21,782 --> 00:32:22,992
If it wasn't for your fucking
throw.
634
00:32:23,016 --> 00:32:25,486
Can we just go to another store?
635
00:32:25,519 --> 00:32:27,120
We don't have time.
636
00:32:27,153 --> 00:32:30,156
I'm sure Grandpa provide you
with some clothes from his own.
637
00:32:58,552 --> 00:32:59,553
It's a long story.
638
00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:01,221
Don't ask.
639
00:33:10,997 --> 00:33:14,167
Hey Grandpa, do you only have
suits?
640
00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:18,171
Well excuse me for being
classy most of the time.
641
00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:20,974
Do you happen to have a
smaller size or something?
642
00:33:21,007 --> 00:33:22,208
Or a bigger one?
643
00:33:22,242 --> 00:33:23,844
Hey, I wear a convenience size.
644
00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:26,847
It's not my fault that you're
too slim and you're too fat.
645
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,948
Hey now.
646
00:33:27,981 --> 00:33:29,315
It really doesn't matter.
647
00:33:29,349 --> 00:33:33,086
It's better walk naked on
our fun going out night.
648
00:33:33,119 --> 00:33:34,254
Fun going what now?
649
00:33:35,456 --> 00:33:36,790
According to my living schedule
650
00:33:36,823 --> 00:33:39,460
tonight is our fun going out
night.
651
00:33:39,493 --> 00:33:41,194
Good thing you're already
dressed.
652
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:44,064
Please excuse us, Grandpa.
653
00:33:44,097 --> 00:33:45,499
Oh no, don't you worry about me.
654
00:33:45,532 --> 00:33:46,800
You go out and have fun now.
655
00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:49,369
And please, take care of your
brothers.
656
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:51,805
They're idiots, and they
don't know what they're doing.
657
00:33:51,838 --> 00:33:53,740
Thanks Grandpa.
658
00:33:53,774 --> 00:33:55,375
I love you too.
659
00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:56,486
I'm gonna go get some rest.
660
00:33:56,510 --> 00:33:58,712
Now you take care of yourself
pumpkin.
661
00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:03,984
Try to be safe and don't
do anything stupid.
662
00:34:06,252 --> 00:34:07,252
Dickheads.
663
00:34:15,795 --> 00:34:16,795
You look great!
664
00:34:17,964 --> 00:34:18,964
Let's go!
665
00:34:31,844 --> 00:34:33,647
So you come here often?
666
00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:34,781
From time to time.
667
00:34:34,815 --> 00:34:37,016
It's funny, I've never seen
you here.
668
00:34:37,050 --> 00:34:38,051
Glad I am.
669
00:34:44,024 --> 00:34:45,358
In your face!
670
00:34:51,598 --> 00:34:52,598
Jake.
671
00:34:56,168 --> 00:34:57,168
Jake.
672
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,440
Jake.
673
00:35:03,243 --> 00:35:04,811
Excuse me, Sally.
674
00:35:07,447 --> 00:35:08,348
What?
675
00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:09,482
Anthony wants you.
676
00:35:10,315 --> 00:35:11,117
Where is he?
677
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,719
He's in the alleyway.
678
00:35:12,753 --> 00:35:13,687
What does he want?
679
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,288
I don't know.
680
00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:16,356
Can't you see
681
00:35:16,389 --> 00:35:17,834
I'm trying to hook up
with this chick right now?
682
00:35:17,858 --> 00:35:19,335
If I leave, that guy at the end
of the bar
683
00:35:19,359 --> 00:35:20,426
is gonna take my spot.
684
00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:21,594
Who?
685
00:35:21,628 --> 00:35:23,396
Bearded guy at the end of the
bar.
686
00:35:23,429 --> 00:35:25,297
He's been looking at her all
night.
687
00:35:25,331 --> 00:35:26,933
Him and his handsome good looks.
688
00:35:29,268 --> 00:35:31,337
What do you want me to do?
689
00:35:31,371 --> 00:35:32,405
Go tell him I'm busy.
690
00:35:32,438 --> 00:35:34,040
Okay.
691
00:35:34,074 --> 00:35:35,074
No, wait.
692
00:35:36,610 --> 00:35:38,143
What if he gets pissed?
693
00:35:38,978 --> 00:35:40,112
That's great!
694
00:35:40,146 --> 00:35:41,923
We've been looking for
a way to get rid of him.
695
00:35:41,947 --> 00:35:43,917
Sounds like a plan.
696
00:35:43,949 --> 00:35:45,185
No, you idiot.
697
00:35:45,217 --> 00:35:46,652
I'm talking about Grandpa.
698
00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:47,654
What if he gets mad?
699
00:35:47,688 --> 00:35:49,189
Who cares.
700
00:35:50,223 --> 00:35:52,258
You want the guy that's
holding our new fortune
701
00:35:52,292 --> 00:35:53,326
to be mad at us?
702
00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:54,494
Fuck the money, Jake.
703
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:56,029
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
704
00:35:57,731 --> 00:35:59,065
All right, screw this chick.
705
00:35:59,099 --> 00:36:00,601
Money's more important anyway.
706
00:36:01,802 --> 00:36:04,037
I could hold your seat for you.
707
00:36:04,070 --> 00:36:06,339
No you can't, 'cause you're a
freak.
708
00:36:06,372 --> 00:36:07,540
You're gonna scare her away.
709
00:36:07,574 --> 00:36:10,711
No, no, no, I won't
say a word, I promise.
710
00:36:11,645 --> 00:36:13,880
Promise me you won't say a word?
711
00:36:13,914 --> 00:36:15,582
Swear.
712
00:36:15,616 --> 00:36:17,684
Just don't even look at her.
713
00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:19,586
Play with your phone, order a
drink,
714
00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:20,854
and just be a dunce, okay?
715
00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:21,887
Got it.
716
00:36:25,726 --> 00:36:27,694
Sally, I'm so sorry,
717
00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:29,763
but I gotta go take an
important phone call.
718
00:36:29,796 --> 00:36:32,565
It might take a while, but
I'll be back, I promise.
719
00:36:32,599 --> 00:36:33,499
Okay.
720
00:36:33,533 --> 00:36:35,435
But until then, this complete
stranger's
721
00:36:35,468 --> 00:36:36,436
gonna take my spot
722
00:36:36,469 --> 00:36:39,205
and not say a word until I get
back.
723
00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:51,217
So, I don't want you to think
I'm weird,
724
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:52,619
'cause I'm not weird,
725
00:36:52,653 --> 00:36:54,955
it's just that I can't talk to
you,
726
00:36:54,988 --> 00:36:57,858
and it's not because you're
not beautiful or anything,
727
00:36:57,891 --> 00:37:01,061
you are gorgeous, and you have
great tits.
728
00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:04,164
It's just, I'm supposed to save
this seat
729
00:37:04,197 --> 00:37:07,467
for the hunky guy who just
left, and not this fat ass.
730
00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:15,075
I think I freaked her out.
731
00:37:19,379 --> 00:37:23,183
Can I have another?
732
00:37:34,027 --> 00:37:35,395
It's been a fucking half hour.
733
00:37:35,428 --> 00:37:36,830
Where is this cocky bastard?
734
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,300
Fuck it.
735
00:37:43,770 --> 00:37:44,938
Hey, you look really nice.
736
00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:45,972
Thank you, honey.
737
00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:53,413
Free drinks for everybody.
738
00:38:19,405 --> 00:38:21,374
Anthony, what the fuck are you
doing?
739
00:38:21,407 --> 00:38:23,443
I've been waiting for you
outside.
740
00:38:23,476 --> 00:38:25,445
Jack, how you doing?
741
00:38:26,412 --> 00:38:27,981
Jack, this is Sally.
742
00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:29,615
Sally, this is Jack.
743
00:38:29,649 --> 00:38:31,017
I know, we've met.
744
00:38:31,051 --> 00:38:33,353
And my name is Jake, not Jack.
745
00:38:33,386 --> 00:38:35,555
I kinda like Jack.
746
00:38:35,588 --> 00:38:36,422
Me too.
747
00:38:36,456 --> 00:38:39,025
Maybe you should change it
sometime.
748
00:38:39,059 --> 00:38:40,393
You ready to go, Sally?
749
00:38:40,426 --> 00:38:41,426
Yes.
750
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,008
Jake!
751
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,309
Jake!
752
00:38:56,342 --> 00:38:57,342
Jake!
753
00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:01,147
Jake.
754
00:39:01,181 --> 00:39:03,383
I think Anthony's trying
to steal your girl.
755
00:39:11,157 --> 00:39:14,627
Joe, I thought you were
homosexual, not sick.
756
00:39:16,863 --> 00:39:18,098
Get the fuck off of me.
757
00:39:21,768 --> 00:39:23,203
Here you go, Jack.
758
00:39:24,104 --> 00:39:27,073
Sally and I are taking a
taxi, and Nancy's on vacation.
759
00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:30,476
You can use my credit card
to pay for your drinks.
760
00:39:31,611 --> 00:39:34,447
Please, Jack, don't drink and
drive.
761
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,758
It could be very dangerous out
there
762
00:39:35,782 --> 00:39:37,984
and I promised Grandpa
I'd take care of you.
763
00:39:39,185 --> 00:39:41,988
So, you want anything
from me before I leave?
764
00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:45,959
Obviously not.
765
00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:47,160
Have fun.
Bye-bye.
766
00:39:53,499 --> 00:39:55,802
Oh shit.
767
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,507
Hey sugar face.
768
00:40:01,541 --> 00:40:02,541
Oh fuck.
769
00:40:04,677 --> 00:40:06,079
It's declined.
770
00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:08,915
It can't be.
771
00:40:08,949 --> 00:40:10,817
Can you try it again, please.
772
00:40:10,851 --> 00:40:12,185
I've already tried four times.
773
00:40:12,218 --> 00:40:14,020
It's not gonna go through, trust
me.
774
00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:16,689
Well I have no cash on me.
775
00:40:16,722 --> 00:40:18,624
What the fuck am I supposed to
do?
776
00:40:18,658 --> 00:40:19,869
I'll tell you what you could do.
777
00:40:19,893 --> 00:40:21,527
You can work in my kitchen all
night
778
00:40:21,561 --> 00:40:23,329
or you can spend the night in
jail.
779
00:40:24,931 --> 00:40:26,599
There is a third option, you
know?
780
00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:27,834
What's that?
781
00:40:27,868 --> 00:40:29,870
I can beat you up
and we'll call it even.
782
00:40:29,903 --> 00:40:31,371
We'll take it.
783
00:40:31,404 --> 00:40:32,404
Shut up, dude.
784
00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:35,976
I'll pay for your drinks,
785
00:40:37,010 --> 00:40:38,287
As long as you spend the night
with me.
786
00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:39,846
No thank you.
787
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:40,880
- Yes.
- No.
788
00:40:41,714 --> 00:40:42,714
- Yes.
- What, no.
789
00:40:44,617 --> 00:40:46,786
Excuse us for a second.
790
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:48,388
This might take a, please!
791
00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,757
What are you doing?
792
00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:54,127
Joe, this is a golden
opportunity
793
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,829
for you to experience your own.
794
00:40:56,863 --> 00:40:58,764
What the fuck are you talking
about?
795
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,235
Just pretend he's a chick with
a dick.
796
00:41:02,268 --> 00:41:04,304
I know you're into chicks with
dicks.
797
00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:06,072
I've seen your pornos.
798
00:41:06,106 --> 00:41:07,773
But he doesn't have any boobs.
799
00:41:07,807 --> 00:41:10,010
Just pretend he's a
chick with flat boobs.
800
00:41:11,577 --> 00:41:13,713
Jake, he's got a beard for
God's sake.
801
00:41:14,747 --> 00:41:16,516
Joe, you'll bang my cat,
802
00:41:16,549 --> 00:41:17,951
but you won't have sex with a
chick
803
00:41:17,984 --> 00:41:19,819
with flat boobs, a dick, and a
beard?
804
00:41:23,456 --> 00:41:24,958
No.
805
00:41:24,991 --> 00:41:26,259
Well first time for everything.
806
00:41:26,292 --> 00:41:28,294
Line up the shots.
807
00:41:28,328 --> 00:41:29,328
Comin' right up.
808
00:41:49,515 --> 00:41:52,986
Rule number one, you can't
sleep in the living room.
809
00:41:53,019 --> 00:41:56,589
I got three bedrooms upstairs
you can rest your ass in.
810
00:41:56,622 --> 00:41:59,492
I hope that wasn't your
piss bucket, Grandpa.
811
00:41:59,525 --> 00:42:00,726
Where's your brother?
812
00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:03,930
Upstairs.
813
00:42:05,498 --> 00:42:06,832
I'm going to wake him up.
814
00:42:21,181 --> 00:42:24,750
Oh shit.
815
00:42:27,087 --> 00:42:28,488
Grandpa, you know what?
816
00:42:28,521 --> 00:42:29,855
Joe had a rough night.
817
00:42:29,889 --> 00:42:31,391
Maybe we should let him get some
rest.
818
00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:32,358
Bullshit.
819
00:42:32,392 --> 00:42:34,160
Everyone gets up at
nine in Grandpa's house.
820
00:42:34,194 --> 00:42:36,129
Grandpa, no, no, no, no, no.
821
00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,965
Did you know about this?
822
00:42:38,999 --> 00:42:41,134
Joe, wake up.
823
00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:42,802
Joe, wake up.
824
00:42:43,769 --> 00:42:45,338
Joe, what is this?
825
00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:48,741
Grandpa, it's not what it
looks like.
826
00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:50,943
This is just a chick with a
dick,
827
00:42:50,977 --> 00:42:52,612
who happens to have a beard.
828
00:42:52,645 --> 00:42:53,813
What?
829
00:42:53,846 --> 00:42:54,914
It was Jake's idea.
830
00:42:56,582 --> 00:42:57,582
I can explain.
831
00:43:06,326 --> 00:43:07,793
So you're gay now?
832
00:43:07,827 --> 00:43:08,894
Omnisexual.
833
00:43:10,496 --> 00:43:12,165
What the hell does that mean?
834
00:43:12,198 --> 00:43:13,833
What the hell do you care?
835
00:43:13,866 --> 00:43:14,667
Nah, you're right.
836
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:15,635
Why would I care?
837
00:43:15,668 --> 00:43:17,970
You can bang whatever you want.
838
00:43:18,004 --> 00:43:19,272
Yes I can.
839
00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:21,641
Grandpa, I'm so sorry about
last night.
840
00:43:21,674 --> 00:43:22,674
Sit down, Jake.
841
00:43:27,413 --> 00:43:28,348
What's wrong with you?
842
00:43:28,381 --> 00:43:30,250
Why are you acting like this?
843
00:43:30,283 --> 00:43:33,686
Because you have no idea
how crazy Anthony's making us.
844
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,122
He gave me a bad credit
card at the bar last night
845
00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:37,557
to pay for drinks, when he knew
846
00:43:37,590 --> 00:43:39,192
we didn't have any cash on us.
847
00:43:39,225 --> 00:43:41,227
I'm sure that was
just an honest mistake.
848
00:43:41,261 --> 00:43:44,430
No, it wasn't, and that's the
problem.
849
00:43:44,464 --> 00:43:46,766
I know why you're frustrated
Jake.
850
00:43:46,799 --> 00:43:48,268
You're just jealous.
851
00:43:49,569 --> 00:43:50,836
Jealous of what?
852
00:43:50,870 --> 00:43:53,806
He's good looking,
rich, and sophisticated.
853
00:43:53,839 --> 00:43:56,676
He's not 30 yet, and he's
already accomplished more
854
00:43:56,709 --> 00:43:59,279
than you have in your entire
lives.
855
00:43:59,312 --> 00:44:00,246
Grandpa, I'm not.
856
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,982
I'm not changing my mind.
857
00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:05,118
Until the end of next month you
two
858
00:44:05,151 --> 00:44:09,489
are gonna do whatever it
takes to keep Anthony pleased.
859
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,124
Now, if you'll excuse me.
860
00:44:11,157 --> 00:44:15,261
I have a convention in
LA that I need to attend.
861
00:44:15,295 --> 00:44:17,297
Grandpa, can we at
least talk about this?
862
00:44:17,330 --> 00:44:20,032
You can talk about whatever
you want,
863
00:44:20,066 --> 00:44:23,603
but your mama's will will not be
ignored.
864
00:44:34,414 --> 00:44:35,414
Now what?
865
00:44:36,582 --> 00:44:37,783
I don't know.
866
00:44:40,953 --> 00:44:41,954
Did you hear that?
867
00:44:43,623 --> 00:44:45,258
I've been hearing it all night.
868
00:44:46,459 --> 00:44:47,627
Why didn't I hear it?
869
00:44:49,429 --> 00:44:51,164
Maybe it's because you were
too busy
870
00:44:51,197 --> 00:44:53,599
stuffing a strange man's
member into your fat ass.
871
00:44:53,633 --> 00:44:54,767
Hey, fuck you, Jake.
872
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,602
This is your fucking fault.
873
00:44:56,636 --> 00:44:58,204
If you hadn't got me hammered
last night
874
00:44:58,238 --> 00:44:59,705
so that guy would pay for our
drinks,
875
00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,441
we wouldn't be in this mess.
876
00:45:01,474 --> 00:45:05,044
I'm tired of your selfishness
and your fucking attitude.
877
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:06,746
My attitude?
878
00:45:06,779 --> 00:45:08,814
What about that fucking weirdo
up there?
879
00:45:08,848 --> 00:45:11,016
Maybe if you didn't care
for Mom's money so much,
880
00:45:11,050 --> 00:45:12,652
we wouldn't be living with him.
881
00:45:12,685 --> 00:45:14,920
Mom wanted this, I didn't.
882
00:45:14,954 --> 00:45:16,632
And I'm not giving away
my cut of the money
883
00:45:16,656 --> 00:45:18,057
because of that fucking chode.
884
00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:21,494
I'm not spending 45 days
kissing his ass
885
00:45:21,527 --> 00:45:23,196
for Mom's stupid fortune.
886
00:45:24,197 --> 00:45:25,965
Dude, get back here!
887
00:45:25,998 --> 00:45:26,998
Joe!
888
00:45:28,468 --> 00:45:31,737
God damn it!
889
00:45:41,781 --> 00:45:43,115
Hey.
890
00:45:43,149 --> 00:45:44,149
Go away.
891
00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:49,289
What are you doing?
892
00:45:49,322 --> 00:45:50,499
What's it look like I'm doing?
893
00:45:50,523 --> 00:45:51,523
I'm leaving.
894
00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:56,196
Those are Grandpa's suits.
895
00:45:56,229 --> 00:45:57,463
You know that, right?
896
00:45:57,497 --> 00:45:59,064
Yeah, I know.
897
00:45:59,098 --> 00:46:00,032
I figured I could sell them
898
00:46:00,065 --> 00:46:01,901
and still make some money off of
him.
899
00:46:06,071 --> 00:46:08,874
I can't do it anymore, Jake.
900
00:46:08,908 --> 00:46:10,042
I just want to live.
901
00:46:10,075 --> 00:46:11,911
You can have it all.
902
00:46:11,944 --> 00:46:14,280
It doesn't work like that, man.
903
00:46:14,314 --> 00:46:18,718
Grandpa said we both need to
live with him for 45 days.
904
00:46:18,751 --> 00:46:20,353
I can't take it anymore.
905
00:46:20,386 --> 00:46:22,087
Me either.
906
00:46:22,121 --> 00:46:25,791
But I want, I need you to bear
with me.
907
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,695
I know I've been acting
like a big douche bag.
908
00:46:29,729 --> 00:46:32,198
Oh, you're always a douche bag.
909
00:46:32,232 --> 00:46:35,235
My point is, I can't
do this without you.
910
00:46:37,169 --> 00:46:37,970
Don't worry.
911
00:46:38,003 --> 00:46:39,047
I'll talk to him this afternoon.
912
00:46:39,071 --> 00:46:41,574
I'll tell him that he
can't treat us like this.
913
00:46:41,607 --> 00:46:45,645
We're his older brothers, he
will show us some respect.
914
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:47,155
First you gotta check
his living schedule,
915
00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:49,382
and make sure he's available.
916
00:46:49,415 --> 00:46:50,983
Oh, yeah, that thing.
917
00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:52,117
You still have it?
918
00:46:52,151 --> 00:46:54,254
Yeah, he gave me another one
last night.
919
00:46:58,558 --> 00:47:00,360
Oh shit, what's today?
920
00:47:00,393 --> 00:47:01,561
Sunday?
921
00:47:01,594 --> 00:47:02,594
Sure.
922
00:47:03,629 --> 00:47:06,766
Today's his puffin'
nuff' for relaxation day.
923
00:47:06,799 --> 00:47:08,301
His what?
924
00:47:08,334 --> 00:47:09,334
I don't know.
925
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,355
Hello, my brothers.
926
00:47:29,389 --> 00:47:31,424
What's with the Chinese hat?
927
00:47:31,457 --> 00:47:33,693
Light is too bright in
here, I can't change it.
928
00:47:33,726 --> 00:47:34,994
It's Grandpa's house, so.
929
00:47:36,396 --> 00:47:38,364
Anthony, we need to talk.
930
00:47:38,398 --> 00:47:39,499
Sure, I'm listening.
931
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:44,136
First I want to say, we're
so happy to have you here,
932
00:47:44,169 --> 00:47:45,505
staying with us.
933
00:47:45,538 --> 00:47:47,239
Actually, where's the magazine?
934
00:47:47,273 --> 00:47:48,417
I want to have magazine back,
please.
935
00:47:48,441 --> 00:47:50,321
Yeah, I just want to see
something really quick.
936
00:47:58,684 --> 00:47:59,885
Continue, I'm listening.
937
00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:07,460
As I was saying, we're really
pleased to have you here.
938
00:48:07,493 --> 00:48:08,294
Just five seconds.
939
00:48:08,328 --> 00:48:09,194
Can you flip that page?
940
00:48:09,228 --> 00:48:11,564
I'm actually done reading this.
941
00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:12,698
Enough of this shit.
942
00:48:13,666 --> 00:48:15,000
What do you want from us, huh?
943
00:48:15,034 --> 00:48:17,169
What are you talking about?
944
00:48:17,202 --> 00:48:19,238
What are you getting out of
all of this?
945
00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:21,441
Brother, I can surely confirm
to you
946
00:48:21,474 --> 00:48:23,409
that there is no problem,
whatsoever.
947
00:48:23,443 --> 00:48:26,346
Why did you give us a
bad credit card last night?
948
00:48:26,379 --> 00:48:27,913
It could be an honest mistake.
949
00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:30,115
Bullshit, you did it on purpose.
950
00:48:30,149 --> 00:48:32,518
You know, now is really
good time to read that book
951
00:48:32,552 --> 00:48:33,386
I gave you.
952
00:48:33,419 --> 00:48:34,979
It's written by one of the best
writers.
953
00:48:36,722 --> 00:48:38,491
Listen to me, god damn it!
954
00:48:38,524 --> 00:48:41,361
Get out of this delusional
world you're living in!
955
00:48:41,394 --> 00:48:43,796
And stop fucking with us!
956
00:48:43,829 --> 00:48:48,067
We're you're older brothers,
and you will listen to us!
957
00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:49,100
You hear me?
958
00:49:32,211 --> 00:49:34,046
There goes the two million
dollars.
959
00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:36,682
Sorry about that, man.
960
00:49:36,716 --> 00:49:37,983
That's okay.
961
00:49:38,017 --> 00:49:40,219
I never dreamed I'd be
a millionaire anyway.
962
00:49:41,621 --> 00:49:42,655
Is Anthony hurt?
963
00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:43,823
I think he's fine.
964
00:49:45,157 --> 00:49:47,460
I don't know if he's
told Grandpa yet, though.
965
00:49:49,662 --> 00:49:51,564
Joe, we need to come up with a
plan.
966
00:49:52,665 --> 00:49:53,933
For what?
967
00:49:53,966 --> 00:49:56,235
A plan to control him.
968
00:49:56,268 --> 00:49:58,838
Lately he's been pulling the
strings.
969
00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:00,740
We need to change that.
970
00:50:00,773 --> 00:50:03,175
Without him feeling in control,
do you know what I mean?
971
00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:04,209
No.
972
00:50:04,243 --> 00:50:06,812
His living schedule's fucking
us up.
973
00:50:06,846 --> 00:50:09,148
He's using it to get on our
nerves.
974
00:50:09,181 --> 00:50:11,584
We can't keep an eye on
every one of his motions,
975
00:50:11,617 --> 00:50:13,185
we need to change that.
976
00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:14,319
Well, how?
977
00:50:14,353 --> 00:50:15,888
Come up with something smart.
978
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,258
A road trip.
979
00:50:19,291 --> 00:50:21,994
That's your definition of
being smart?
980
00:50:22,027 --> 00:50:22,962
I don't know, Jake.
981
00:50:22,995 --> 00:50:24,096
I'm stupid.
982
00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:28,367
Wait, that's actually not a
bad idea.
983
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,603
If we go on a road trip,
he'd be trapped in a car
984
00:50:30,636 --> 00:50:32,204
like a fucking child.
985
00:50:32,237 --> 00:50:34,073
That way we can guide him.
986
00:50:34,106 --> 00:50:35,441
Joe, it's pretty genius.
987
00:50:35,475 --> 00:50:37,109
I know.
988
00:50:37,142 --> 00:50:38,811
We'll tell him we're
going on a road trip,
989
00:50:38,844 --> 00:50:41,681
show him around the state,
show him a few places,
990
00:50:41,714 --> 00:50:44,750
show him that we love him, and
then throw him in the woods.
991
00:50:44,784 --> 00:50:46,218
Not what I said.
992
00:50:46,251 --> 00:50:47,386
I know.
993
00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:50,222
I'm embellishing a little
bit, but let me relish this.
994
00:50:50,255 --> 00:50:51,255
Okay.
995
00:50:57,329 --> 00:50:58,329
Come in.
996
00:50:59,231 --> 00:51:00,600
- Hey.
- Hey.
997
00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:04,003
Wow!
998
00:51:04,036 --> 00:51:05,370
This room looks so much better
999
00:51:05,404 --> 00:51:07,306
than the shithole we used to
have.
1000
00:51:11,343 --> 00:51:12,612
Is this real?
1001
00:51:12,645 --> 00:51:14,580
Is there any reason behind
your surprising visit,
1002
00:51:14,614 --> 00:51:15,614
brother Jack?
1003
00:51:17,750 --> 00:51:21,687
Yeah, I just want to talk
about what happened earlier.
1004
00:51:21,721 --> 00:51:24,156
Listen, I'm really sorry about
what I did.
1005
00:51:24,189 --> 00:51:25,324
Don't worry about it.
1006
00:51:25,357 --> 00:51:27,226
Would you like some juice?
1007
00:51:27,259 --> 00:51:28,293
Some juice?
1008
00:51:29,428 --> 00:51:30,896
Sure.
1009
00:51:30,930 --> 00:51:31,930
Have a seat.
1010
00:51:35,234 --> 00:51:36,234
Here you go.
1011
00:51:38,871 --> 00:51:40,740
This is a funny looking juice
box.
1012
00:51:42,207 --> 00:51:44,009
What kind of juice is this
anyway?
1013
00:51:44,043 --> 00:51:45,923
It's purified monkey's
urine, mixed with sweets.
1014
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,515
It's good for your brain.
1015
00:51:51,617 --> 00:51:54,186
If you drink this everyday,
that explains so much.
1016
00:51:54,219 --> 00:51:55,219
Pardon me?
1017
00:51:56,989 --> 00:51:58,691
So, Joe and I were thinking
1018
00:51:58,724 --> 00:52:00,492
about taking you on a road trip.
1019
00:52:00,526 --> 00:52:02,027
What do you say?
1020
00:52:02,061 --> 00:52:03,495
A road trip?
1021
00:52:03,529 --> 00:52:05,931
Yeah, you know, we'll
take you around the state.
1022
00:52:05,965 --> 00:52:07,767
Take you to a few places here
and there,
1023
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,536
and kind of show you what we're
all about.
1024
00:52:10,570 --> 00:52:11,704
Sounds fun.
1025
00:52:11,737 --> 00:52:13,606
Let's go tomorrow.
1026
00:52:13,639 --> 00:52:15,307
Yeah.
1027
00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:16,576
Yeah, we can go tomorrow.
1028
00:52:18,010 --> 00:52:20,780
So, is everything good between
us?
1029
00:52:20,813 --> 00:52:22,314
Jack, you're my brother.
1030
00:52:22,347 --> 00:52:23,482
If anything,
1031
00:52:23,515 --> 00:52:25,818
I should be apologizing for
the way I was acting too.
1032
00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:27,820
No hard feelings between us.
1033
00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:28,854
All right.
1034
00:52:28,888 --> 00:52:32,124
Well, I should probably go get
ready then.
1035
00:52:32,157 --> 00:52:32,958
Before you go.
1036
00:52:32,992 --> 00:52:35,494
Can you give this juice box to
Joe.
1037
00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:36,662
I'm sure he'll like it.
1038
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:41,901
Here you go.
1039
00:52:41,934 --> 00:52:43,502
What's that?
1040
00:52:43,535 --> 00:52:44,837
It's apple juice.
1041
00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:46,338
It's good for the brain.
1042
00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:47,673
God knows you need that.
1043
00:52:49,241 --> 00:52:50,241
Where you going?
1044
00:52:51,243 --> 00:52:53,312
I'm going to pack,
1045
00:52:53,345 --> 00:52:55,380
because we're going on a road
trip.
1046
00:52:57,016 --> 00:52:58,016
Sweet.
1047
00:53:58,911 --> 00:54:00,145
Where's your suit?
1048
00:54:00,179 --> 00:54:02,614
I thought you said we were
wearing suits?
1049
00:54:02,648 --> 00:54:05,017
I'm not wearing a suit on a
road trip.
1050
00:54:05,050 --> 00:54:07,086
But you told me to wear a suit.
1051
00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:08,688
I look stupid.
1052
00:54:08,721 --> 00:54:09,922
No, you look fine.
1053
00:54:09,955 --> 00:54:12,992
Suits with torn sleeves
and pants are a new look.
1054
00:54:13,025 --> 00:54:14,159
You're good.
1055
00:54:14,193 --> 00:54:15,695
Well, where'd you find those
shorts?
1056
00:54:15,728 --> 00:54:17,697
I don't see Grandpa wearing
shorts.
1057
00:54:17,730 --> 00:54:18,798
Pretty sweet though, huh?
1058
00:54:18,831 --> 00:54:21,033
Found 'em in the back
of one of his closets.
1059
00:54:22,634 --> 00:54:23,803
Check out these chicks.
1060
00:54:25,070 --> 00:54:26,571
They're really hot.
1061
00:54:26,605 --> 00:54:28,007
They must be really into us.
1062
00:54:29,041 --> 00:54:31,010
You think it's the suit?
1063
00:54:31,043 --> 00:54:33,913
Yeah, it's definitely the suit.
1064
00:54:33,946 --> 00:54:34,946
Looking fresh.
1065
00:54:36,181 --> 00:54:39,318
Well, watch and learn, my
brother.
1066
00:54:39,351 --> 00:54:41,987
I'm gonna show you how to
pick up chicks Jakey style.
1067
00:54:44,589 --> 00:54:45,958
Is that like tiger style?
1068
00:54:46,926 --> 00:54:48,560
Now you listen to me.
1069
00:54:48,593 --> 00:54:50,730
This deal is going down tonight.
1070
00:54:50,763 --> 00:54:53,833
And no, I'm not settling for
less than 40 million dollars,
1071
00:54:53,866 --> 00:54:55,367
you hear me?
1072
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,771
You know I'm not the kind of
guy that sells things cheap.
1073
00:54:58,804 --> 00:54:59,905
Hey rich guy?
1074
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,141
All right, I gotta go.
1075
00:55:02,174 --> 00:55:03,308
I'll talk to you later.
1076
00:55:04,576 --> 00:55:05,410
Me?
1077
00:55:05,444 --> 00:55:07,179
Yeah, you.
1078
00:55:07,212 --> 00:55:08,748
Is this your house?
1079
00:55:08,781 --> 00:55:09,982
Why yes it is.
1080
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,717
Why do you ask?
1081
00:55:11,751 --> 00:55:13,786
Can you give me a tour?
1082
00:55:13,819 --> 00:55:15,120
Definitely.
1083
00:55:15,154 --> 00:55:16,655
Where would you like to start?
1084
00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:20,559
How about the bedroom?
1085
00:55:22,094 --> 00:55:24,730
I have to warn ya, things
get pretty wild in there.
1086
00:55:27,632 --> 00:55:28,934
Wow!
1087
00:55:28,968 --> 00:55:30,102
That actually worked.
1088
00:55:34,073 --> 00:55:35,440
Hey!
1089
00:55:37,910 --> 00:55:42,748
Yes, sell the house
for 50 million dollars.
1090
00:55:42,782 --> 00:55:45,951
Then take that 50 million
dollars,
1091
00:55:45,985 --> 00:55:49,822
because it is my 50 million
dollars,
1092
00:55:49,855 --> 00:55:51,723
and put it in the appropriate
place,
1093
00:55:51,757 --> 00:55:55,895
because it is my 50 million
dollars.
1094
00:55:59,498 --> 00:56:01,033
What's up sweet things?
1095
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:02,501
- Oh, hey you.
- Hey.
1096
00:56:02,534 --> 00:56:05,805
Do you want a tour of my
bedroom?
1097
00:56:05,838 --> 00:56:07,272
Do you have stuffed animals?
1098
00:56:07,306 --> 00:56:08,349
Of course I have stuffed
animals.
1099
00:56:08,373 --> 00:56:10,742
Who doesn't have stuffed
animals in their bedroom?
1100
00:56:10,776 --> 00:56:11,576
Well let's go.
1101
00:56:11,610 --> 00:56:12,411
Hell yeah.
1102
00:56:12,444 --> 00:56:14,213
Jakey style's workin'.
1103
00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:15,580
Yeah.
1104
00:56:15,614 --> 00:56:16,681
Can you get away?
1105
00:56:16,715 --> 00:56:17,783
Ready to go?
Ready to go?
1106
00:56:17,817 --> 00:56:19,018
Where are we going?
1107
00:56:20,119 --> 00:56:22,888
Hey!
1108
00:56:23,789 --> 00:56:24,789
Hey!
1109
00:56:27,559 --> 00:56:28,961
What the fuck?
1110
00:56:31,864 --> 00:56:34,666
Joe, you lost your clothes
already?
1111
00:56:34,699 --> 00:56:37,136
Why can't you be like your
brother Jack?
1112
00:56:37,169 --> 00:56:38,570
Who's this guy?
1113
00:56:38,603 --> 00:56:40,105
Why'd he just call you Jack?
1114
00:56:40,139 --> 00:56:42,074
That's our amusement clown.
1115
00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:43,108
I'm Anthony.
1116
00:56:43,142 --> 00:56:44,243
This is Joe.
1117
00:56:44,276 --> 00:56:46,011
We are Jack's brothers.
1118
00:56:47,179 --> 00:56:48,380
These are your brothers?
1119
00:56:48,413 --> 00:56:50,215
- No, no, no.
- Yes.
1120
00:56:50,249 --> 00:56:53,418
This is getting weird.
1121
00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:54,586
Yeah, I'm gonna.
1122
00:56:54,619 --> 00:56:56,121
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Go.
1123
00:56:56,155 --> 00:56:57,689
I didn't get your number yet.
1124
00:57:00,492 --> 00:57:01,827
Bye.
1125
00:57:01,861 --> 00:57:04,363
She sounds like a really nice
girl.
1126
00:57:04,396 --> 00:57:09,401
So, ready for our fun going
adventure?
1127
00:57:10,802 --> 00:57:12,371
Whoo.
1128
00:57:12,404 --> 00:57:13,205
Well, I guess not.
1129
00:57:13,238 --> 00:57:14,974
Well, I'm sure once we start,
1130
00:57:15,007 --> 00:57:16,842
this upset will turn to sunset.
1131
00:57:16,876 --> 00:57:17,876
Let's go.
1132
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:19,945
Can I get some pants?
1133
00:57:47,139 --> 00:57:49,041
Doing all right, little brother?
1134
00:57:49,074 --> 00:57:51,119
I'm doing just fine, but
this sun is really annoying,
1135
00:57:51,143 --> 00:57:52,544
it's hitting my eyes.
1136
00:57:52,577 --> 00:57:54,179
Can you raise the window a
little bit?
1137
00:57:54,213 --> 00:57:55,280
Sure.
1138
00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,318
How's that?
1139
00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:01,353
Not the glass, the metal.
1140
00:58:01,386 --> 00:58:02,187
The what?
1141
00:58:02,221 --> 00:58:03,022
The metal.
1142
00:58:03,055 --> 00:58:04,689
Can you raise the metal little
bit?
1143
00:58:05,790 --> 00:58:07,893
No, we can't raise the god damn,
1144
00:58:07,927 --> 00:58:09,128
son of a bitch frame up.
1145
00:58:10,629 --> 00:58:11,463
You okay, Joe?
1146
00:58:11,496 --> 00:58:14,033
No, I'm not okay, Jake.
1147
00:58:14,066 --> 00:58:15,500
'Cause every time we're in the
car,
1148
00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:17,136
I'm the one who has to be naked.
1149
00:58:18,337 --> 00:58:20,940
Well you're half naked
this time, so deal with it!
1150
00:58:22,007 --> 00:58:23,007
Gimme your vest.
1151
00:58:26,011 --> 00:58:27,346
What are you doing?
1152
00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:28,813
I'm frustrated.
1153
00:58:29,681 --> 00:58:33,118
Joe, don't you dare cum inside
my vest.
1154
00:58:33,152 --> 00:58:34,954
I can cum wherever I want.
1155
00:58:34,987 --> 00:58:36,755
God stop touching yourself!
1156
00:58:36,788 --> 00:58:38,190
You can't tell me what to do!
1157
00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:40,525
Get your nasty dick beaters
off my vest!
1158
00:58:43,295 --> 00:58:44,696
Holy crap, man.
1159
00:58:44,729 --> 00:58:46,298
Get your nasty fingers off of
me!
1160
00:58:46,331 --> 00:58:48,300
Let go of the vest!
1161
00:58:53,505 --> 00:58:54,306
Great!
1162
00:58:54,339 --> 00:58:55,607
You see what you made me do!
1163
00:58:56,841 --> 00:58:58,277
What happened?
1164
00:58:59,478 --> 00:59:01,080
I think one of the tires blew.
1165
00:59:08,187 --> 00:59:10,622
Don't worry, I'll
take care of everything.
1166
00:59:16,095 --> 00:59:17,762
Cum on this thing.
1167
00:59:28,307 --> 00:59:30,575
Of course he doesn't have a
spare.
1168
00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:32,011
Where the hell is Anthony?
1169
00:59:33,378 --> 00:59:35,280
I have no fucking clue.
1170
00:59:43,588 --> 00:59:45,657
Where do you think he went?
1171
00:59:45,690 --> 00:59:46,925
I don't know.
1172
00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:49,894
I hope to go get a new tire,
or get some help for us.
1173
00:59:49,928 --> 00:59:51,496
Well, is that what he said?
1174
00:59:51,530 --> 00:59:53,798
He said, "Don't worry, I'll
take care of everything."
1175
00:59:53,832 --> 00:59:55,734
Well, what if he didn't find
anyone?
1176
00:59:57,369 --> 00:59:59,104
Anthony may be the weirdest
fucking kid
1177
00:59:59,138 --> 01:00:00,239
I've ever met in my life,
1178
01:00:00,272 --> 01:00:02,241
but he's kind of smart in his
own way.
1179
01:00:02,274 --> 01:00:04,176
I'm sure he'll come up with
something.
1180
01:00:06,878 --> 01:00:08,247
I'm back, my brothers.
1181
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:09,248
But did you find anything?
1182
01:00:09,281 --> 01:00:10,281
I sure did.
1183
01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:28,900
Anthony, what are you doing?
1184
01:00:28,933 --> 01:00:29,934
Just wait.
1185
01:00:45,117 --> 01:00:46,718
Now I can have some sleep.
1186
01:00:54,459 --> 01:00:56,027
What was you plan B?
1187
01:00:56,061 --> 01:00:57,529
To get rid of him.
1188
01:00:57,562 --> 01:00:58,863
Yeah, you wanna do that?
1189
01:00:58,897 --> 01:01:00,699
Let's get the fuck outta here.
1190
01:01:09,508 --> 01:01:11,743
Are you fucking kidding me?
1191
01:01:21,586 --> 01:01:22,821
I need a drink,
1192
01:01:24,189 --> 01:01:25,757
Go grab a seat, come on.
1193
01:01:32,831 --> 01:01:36,601
I'm telling you Jake,
Anthony is dangerous.
1194
01:01:39,171 --> 01:01:41,840
Need I remind you that what
just happened on the road
1195
01:01:41,873 --> 01:01:42,674
was your fault, Joe.
1196
01:01:42,707 --> 01:01:44,776
Well, yeah, but forget that.
1197
01:01:44,809 --> 01:01:46,378
To everything up to that point.
1198
01:01:47,779 --> 01:01:49,748
I'm telling you, in a month's
time,
1199
01:01:49,781 --> 01:01:51,183
Anthony will have killed us.
1200
01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:53,918
We still have time, Jake.
1201
01:01:53,952 --> 01:01:56,755
Let's go to Grandpa, and
just say fuck the money.
1202
01:01:56,788 --> 01:01:59,791
Are you fucking serious right
now?
1203
01:01:59,824 --> 01:02:02,394
There's no way I'm gonna
squander the opportunity
1204
01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:04,129
to become a millionaire.
1205
01:02:04,163 --> 01:02:06,030
I'm in this no matter what it
takes.
1206
01:02:07,098 --> 01:02:09,000
Excuse me, sir, we
don't allow our customers
1207
01:02:09,033 --> 01:02:10,435
to sit in their underwear.
1208
01:02:10,469 --> 01:02:11,503
Who are you?
1209
01:02:11,536 --> 01:02:12,971
I'm the assistant manager.
1210
01:02:13,004 --> 01:02:16,007
Oh, the assistant manager.
1211
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:17,342
Do you see a sign here that says
1212
01:02:17,376 --> 01:02:18,910
customers can't sit in their
underwear?
1213
01:02:18,943 --> 01:02:20,111
- Sir?
- 'Cause I don't see.
1214
01:02:20,145 --> 01:02:20,979
You're a racist!
1215
01:02:21,012 --> 01:02:21,813
What?
1216
01:02:21,846 --> 01:02:22,781
How is that racist?
1217
01:02:22,814 --> 01:02:24,749
You're kicking me out because
I'm fat.
1218
01:02:24,783 --> 01:02:26,084
All right, this is ridiculous.
1219
01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:29,154
This is America, young sir.
1220
01:02:30,755 --> 01:02:32,757
Yep, this is a free country.
1221
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:35,894
Yeah, yeah, do all you see this?
1222
01:02:35,927 --> 01:02:37,095
Michael Phelps.
1223
01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:39,063
Still being ridiculous now?
1224
01:02:39,097 --> 01:02:40,131
Yeah, how's that?
1225
01:02:40,165 --> 01:02:41,500
How do you like that?
1226
01:02:41,533 --> 01:02:43,835
Mister assistant manager.
1227
01:02:43,868 --> 01:02:45,670
All right.
1228
01:02:45,704 --> 01:02:47,606
Getting a big tough guy, huh?
1229
01:02:47,639 --> 01:02:48,840
Gonna do the back stroke.
1230
01:02:48,873 --> 01:02:49,873
All right!
1231
01:02:56,315 --> 01:02:57,216
Fuck my ass!
1232
01:02:57,249 --> 01:02:58,717
You lost my business.
1233
01:02:58,750 --> 01:03:00,685
Was all that necessary?
1234
01:03:00,719 --> 01:03:02,554
I'm losing my mind, Jake.
1235
01:03:02,587 --> 01:03:05,023
Joe, you're worrying too much.
1236
01:03:05,056 --> 01:03:07,392
Like I said, Anthony is
harmless.
1237
01:03:28,012 --> 01:03:31,483
Anthony, this is the coffee
shop you wanted me to stop at?
1238
01:03:31,516 --> 01:03:34,453
Yes, according to the internet,
it's the best one around.
1239
01:03:36,821 --> 01:03:37,756
Okay.
1240
01:03:37,789 --> 01:03:40,592
Wait, can I get my
wallet from the trunk.
1241
01:03:40,625 --> 01:03:42,261
Give me the keys.
1242
01:03:42,294 --> 01:03:43,662
I'll just pop the trunk.
1243
01:03:43,695 --> 01:03:44,529
Don't bother.
1244
01:03:44,563 --> 01:03:45,830
The button does not work.
1245
01:03:50,469 --> 01:03:52,036
Fucking leave it.
1246
01:03:57,509 --> 01:04:00,312
I'm stuck!
1247
01:04:00,345 --> 01:04:01,313
Anthony, this way.
1248
01:04:01,346 --> 01:04:03,348
Anthony,
tighten the fuck up here.
1249
01:04:08,620 --> 01:04:09,621
We're good.
1250
01:04:09,654 --> 01:04:13,392
Okay.
1251
01:04:13,425 --> 01:04:14,326
Thank you.
1252
01:04:14,359 --> 01:04:15,660
Of course, have a great day.
1253
01:04:15,694 --> 01:04:17,296
- Hello.
- Hello.
1254
01:04:17,329 --> 01:04:21,866
Can I get a small coffee with
two cream,
1255
01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:25,670
a quarter cube of sugar,
and five stirs please?
1256
01:04:27,972 --> 01:04:28,807
God damn it.
1257
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,875
She stir it six times instead of
five.
1258
01:04:30,909 --> 01:04:32,043
Dog, but I told that nigger
1259
01:04:32,076 --> 01:04:34,178
if he got something to say,
he can say it to my face,
1260
01:04:34,212 --> 01:04:35,179
the punk, for real.
1261
01:04:35,213 --> 01:04:36,214
Hey, Jake?
1262
01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:37,382
What is a?
1263
01:04:37,416 --> 01:04:40,285
Hey, Anthony, don't say that.
1264
01:04:40,319 --> 01:04:41,720
That's a racist word man.
1265
01:04:42,721 --> 01:04:44,689
What does racist mean?
1266
01:04:44,723 --> 01:04:46,190
What does racist mean?
1267
01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:48,760
It means, when a dominant.
1268
01:04:48,793 --> 01:04:52,764
It means that only
African-Americans can say it.
1269
01:04:55,434 --> 01:04:56,501
'Sup bro, suit, man.
1270
01:04:56,535 --> 01:04:58,036
Oh, thank you.
1271
01:04:59,571 --> 01:05:02,040
Yo, man, you just call me the
N-word?
1272
01:05:02,073 --> 01:05:02,874
N-word?
1273
01:05:02,907 --> 01:05:03,942
Why is it bad?
1274
01:05:03,975 --> 01:05:04,843
Why is it bad?
1275
01:05:04,876 --> 01:05:06,311
The hell you think?
1276
01:05:06,345 --> 01:05:07,779
Oh, the two gentlemen over there
1277
01:05:07,812 --> 01:05:11,616
told me that the word can
only be used on black people.
1278
01:05:11,650 --> 01:05:13,718
Oh, is that so.
1279
01:05:17,556 --> 01:05:18,790
Hey, where you all from?
1280
01:05:20,325 --> 01:05:21,560
We're from Greece.
1281
01:05:21,593 --> 01:05:23,395
We don't know what word mean.
1282
01:05:23,428 --> 01:05:25,964
No, no, we're American.
1283
01:05:25,997 --> 01:05:29,167
This was just a huge
misunderstanding.
1284
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,268
What I said, it was,
1285
01:05:30,301 --> 01:05:33,638
the word could be used
between black people,
1286
01:05:33,672 --> 01:05:38,677
not on black.
1287
01:05:40,044 --> 01:05:41,580
Joe?
1288
01:05:41,613 --> 01:05:42,614
- Run!
- Okay.
1289
01:05:44,315 --> 01:05:45,650
Get back here!
1290
01:05:49,688 --> 01:05:51,089
Wait, what about Anthony?
1291
01:05:51,122 --> 01:05:52,424
Who gives a fuck about Anthony?
1292
01:05:52,457 --> 01:05:53,457
Get in!
1293
01:05:57,662 --> 01:05:59,063
Shit, I don't have the keys!
1294
01:05:59,097 --> 01:06:00,465
Well, where are they?
1295
01:06:00,499 --> 01:06:01,766
Aw, they're with Anthony!
1296
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:03,167
Well, lock the doors.
1297
01:06:04,769 --> 01:06:06,605
We don't have a fucking
windshield.
1298
01:06:08,540 --> 01:06:09,540
Fuck!
1299
01:06:12,577 --> 01:06:13,445
- Jake!
- Oh shit!
1300
01:06:13,478 --> 01:06:14,278
Jake!
1301
01:06:14,312 --> 01:06:15,313
Jake!
1302
01:06:15,346 --> 01:06:16,346
Jake!
1303
01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:20,695
Oh shit, oh shit, oh
shit, oh shit, oh shit,
1304
01:06:20,719 --> 01:06:23,955
oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh
shit.
1305
01:06:27,559 --> 01:06:28,960
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1306
01:06:28,993 --> 01:06:29,894
But I didn't say anything.
1307
01:06:29,928 --> 01:06:31,863
That wasn't me, I promise you.
1308
01:06:31,896 --> 01:06:32,973
Dude, I would never do that.
1309
01:06:32,997 --> 01:06:34,899
Don't worry, my brothers.
1310
01:06:34,933 --> 01:06:37,335
I will get help as soon as I get
home.
1311
01:06:37,368 --> 01:06:38,737
Anthony, fuck you!
1312
01:06:59,323 --> 01:07:00,592
Where is he?
1313
01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:03,394
Anthony, you'd better be awake,
1314
01:07:04,262 --> 01:07:05,864
'cause we're coming to get ya.
1315
01:07:19,544 --> 01:07:22,714
What did I say about
sleeping in the living room?
1316
01:07:25,116 --> 01:07:26,551
Jesus Grandpa!
1317
01:07:34,759 --> 01:07:37,061
I have some great news for you
guys.
1318
01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,162
Anthony's dead.
1319
01:07:39,498 --> 01:07:41,733
I just came back from
the lawyer's office.
1320
01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:43,602
We went back over your mother's
will.
1321
01:07:44,903 --> 01:07:45,904
And?
1322
01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:47,672
And he said he made a mistake.
1323
01:07:47,706 --> 01:07:49,908
Turns out you guys don't
have to live with Anthony
1324
01:07:49,941 --> 01:07:51,009
for 45 days.
1325
01:07:56,047 --> 01:07:58,116
It's actually 45 weeks.
1326
01:08:00,251 --> 01:08:01,251
What?
1327
01:08:02,487 --> 01:08:04,556
We misinterpreted the will.
1328
01:08:04,589 --> 01:08:08,226
Turns out it's 45 weeks, not 45
days.
1329
01:08:08,259 --> 01:08:11,229
Nope, nope, no, no, no, no,
no, no!
1330
01:08:13,965 --> 01:08:15,233
No, no, no, no!
1331
01:08:19,202 --> 01:08:20,738
Grandpa, please.
1332
01:08:20,772 --> 01:08:23,441
Please give us our cut
of the money already.
1333
01:08:23,474 --> 01:08:26,244
We've been through a lot, and
I can't take anymore of this.
1334
01:08:26,277 --> 01:08:28,780
I mean, look at my face
for Christ's sakes.
1335
01:08:28,813 --> 01:08:30,113
Anthony did that?
1336
01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:32,083
No, but his actions did.
1337
01:08:32,116 --> 01:08:35,119
He's driving us crazy, and
he's doing it on purpose
1338
01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:36,655
to just fuck with us!
1339
01:08:37,755 --> 01:08:41,059
I've had enough of that creature
already!
1340
01:08:41,092 --> 01:08:43,862
Now please, Grandpa, do the
right thing,
1341
01:08:43,895 --> 01:08:45,328
and give us some of that money.
1342
01:08:45,362 --> 01:08:46,164
Jake.
1343
01:08:46,197 --> 01:08:48,432
Just enough to get a new house.
1344
01:08:48,466 --> 01:08:49,367
I'm sorry, Jake.
1345
01:08:49,399 --> 01:08:52,103
I can not ignore your mother's
will.
1346
01:08:53,037 --> 01:08:54,973
Well then fuck you and Mom's
will.
1347
01:08:55,005 --> 01:08:56,975
You can keep it all for
yourself.
1348
01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:59,143
I bet that was the plan
from the beginning.
1349
01:09:05,884 --> 01:09:08,653
So this is what it takes
to get your attention, Jake?
1350
01:09:09,621 --> 01:09:11,322
What the hell are you talking
about?
1351
01:09:11,354 --> 01:09:13,625
I'm talking about the fact
that you haven't called me
1352
01:09:13,657 --> 01:09:15,126
in five years.
1353
01:09:15,158 --> 01:09:17,361
So suddenly I turn up
with two million dollars,
1354
01:09:17,395 --> 01:09:19,263
and you're ready to do whatever
it takes
1355
01:09:19,297 --> 01:09:20,932
to spend time with the family.
1356
01:09:20,965 --> 01:09:22,200
That's not the point.
1357
01:09:22,233 --> 01:09:23,300
What's the point then?
1358
01:09:23,334 --> 01:09:25,503
The point is is that
you're so god damn stubborn
1359
01:09:25,536 --> 01:09:27,405
to commit to Mom's will, when
all it is
1360
01:09:27,438 --> 01:09:29,741
is a stupid piece of paper.
1361
01:09:29,773 --> 01:09:31,375
What if I told you I made this
up,
1362
01:09:31,408 --> 01:09:33,244
just to teach you a lesson?
1363
01:09:33,277 --> 01:09:35,647
Don't fuck with me right now!
1364
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:36,848
Take a look yourself.
1365
01:09:42,452 --> 01:09:45,189
Anthony's real name is Carlos
Pizarro.
1366
01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:47,325
He's an Austrian actor that I
hired
1367
01:09:47,358 --> 01:09:51,062
just to make you pay for
ignoring me for five years.
1368
01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:57,902
So you destroyed our house,
1369
01:09:57,935 --> 01:10:00,038
made me quit my job,
1370
01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:01,505
and ruined our lives,
1371
01:10:01,539 --> 01:10:05,109
because I haven't called
you in five years?
1372
01:10:05,143 --> 01:10:07,711
Well, it has also been kind of
fun,
1373
01:10:07,746 --> 01:10:11,916
'cause he's had a body cam
the entire time.
1374
01:10:11,950 --> 01:10:13,652
Well, I hope you were
entertained,
1375
01:10:13,684 --> 01:10:16,520
'cause you just lost
your grandsons forever.
1376
01:10:16,554 --> 01:10:17,388
Jake.
1377
01:10:17,421 --> 01:10:19,090
Don't talk to me, Grandpa!
1378
01:10:20,791 --> 01:10:23,027
Your mom really is a
millionaire.
1379
01:10:24,962 --> 01:10:26,564
Is?
1380
01:10:26,596 --> 01:10:28,666
What do you mean by is?
1381
01:10:30,368 --> 01:10:31,369
Look to your left.
1382
01:10:35,907 --> 01:10:38,309
Your mom really was in
a coma for five years.
1383
01:10:39,243 --> 01:10:41,578
When she woke up, the first
thing she wanted to see
1384
01:10:41,612 --> 01:10:42,612
was you Jake.
1385
01:11:03,067 --> 01:11:05,568
So where is Joe, anyway?
1386
01:11:05,603 --> 01:11:07,237
Joe didn't take this so well.
1387
01:11:07,271 --> 01:11:10,675
No!
1388
01:11:17,048 --> 01:11:17,916
There's food out.
1389
01:11:17,949 --> 01:11:19,117
I'm sure he'll show up.
1390
01:11:23,688 --> 01:11:24,621
What's that?
1391
01:11:24,655 --> 01:11:25,889
Two million dollars.
1392
01:11:33,596 --> 01:11:36,034
Yeah, but Mom's still alive.
1393
01:11:37,068 --> 01:11:38,068
It's my net worth.
1394
01:11:39,637 --> 01:11:40,972
Start a business.
1395
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:51,282
You know what?
1396
01:11:51,315 --> 01:11:52,650
I don't need it.
1397
01:11:54,218 --> 01:11:56,020
I have everything I need right
here.
1398
01:12:01,092 --> 01:12:02,593
Man, I am starving.
1399
01:12:02,626 --> 01:12:04,162
What's for lunch?
1400
01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:06,530
Man, I haven't eaten alL day.
1401
01:12:06,564 --> 01:12:07,799
What's going on, Ray?
1402
01:12:07,832 --> 01:12:08,632
I'm good, Freddy.
1403
01:12:08,666 --> 01:12:09,467
How are you?
1404
01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:10,902
Same ol' shit, man.
1405
01:12:13,737 --> 01:12:14,538
Excuse me there, partner.
1406
01:12:14,572 --> 01:12:16,174
I just want to get this
dressing.
1407
01:12:17,641 --> 01:12:18,609
Steve?
1408
01:12:18,642 --> 01:12:19,543
Ricky!
1409
01:12:19,577 --> 01:12:20,378
How you doing?
1410
01:12:20,411 --> 01:12:21,212
How are you doing?
1411
01:12:21,245 --> 01:12:22,346
I'm doing good.
1412
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:24,382
You know, just trying to
blow up some more houses.
1413
01:12:25,716 --> 01:12:27,018
Hey.
1414
01:12:27,050 --> 01:12:28,386
Oh, this food looks great.
1415
01:12:28,419 --> 01:12:29,954
Can't wait to dig in.
1416
01:12:29,987 --> 01:12:30,955
Thanks Ray.
1417
01:12:30,989 --> 01:12:32,190
You're welcome, Ricky.
1418
01:12:33,023 --> 01:12:35,293
You're welcome, Ricky?
1419
01:12:35,326 --> 01:12:37,594
Grandpa, what the hell's
going on right here?
1420
01:12:38,696 --> 01:12:39,696
Let's see here.
1421
01:12:40,664 --> 01:12:43,968
Ricky and Mitch, I hired
them to destroy your house.
1422
01:12:44,002 --> 01:12:45,603
Freddy, he's an actor that I
hired
1423
01:12:45,636 --> 01:12:46,537
to play the angry black man
1424
01:12:46,570 --> 01:12:48,572
that you typically see in
movies.
1425
01:12:49,740 --> 01:12:50,740
So, wait.
1426
01:12:51,675 --> 01:12:54,712
You hired all these
people to be in on this?
1427
01:12:57,648 --> 01:12:59,650
Yeah, pretty much, yeah.
1428
01:13:11,796 --> 01:13:14,598
Yes!
1429
01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:20,939
What the?
1430
01:13:23,645 --> 01:13:28,645
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