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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:20,348 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,666 Order in my court. 3 00:02:03,699 --> 00:02:07,369 Mr. Bowers, you're saying the reason why you were speeding 4 00:02:07,402 --> 00:02:10,806 is because you were being chased by a ghost? 5 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,240 Yes, your honor. 6 00:02:12,274 --> 00:02:13,976 Is there a witness to this ghost 7 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,544 that you're talking about? 8 00:02:15,578 --> 00:02:18,581 Well, the cop that pulled me over 9 00:02:18,614 --> 00:02:21,083 said he didn't see anything. 10 00:02:21,116 --> 00:02:25,453 So I'm assuming that the sirens musta scared him off. 11 00:02:25,487 --> 00:02:26,655 Thank you, Mr. Bowers. 12 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:28,123 You may have a seat. 13 00:02:29,391 --> 00:02:30,893 Mr. Walker. 14 00:02:31,994 --> 00:02:33,095 Your honor. 15 00:02:33,128 --> 00:02:34,296 Oh God. 16 00:02:34,329 --> 00:02:37,766 Your honor, according to the laws of physics and nature 17 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,668 the steep of my car pedal, 18 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:42,237 when one applies the Pythagorean Theorem, 19 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:44,239 the steep of my car pedal is at higher rate 20 00:02:44,272 --> 00:02:47,509 than most other pedals in most other cars. 21 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:50,312 Therefore, when I put my foot upon it, 22 00:02:50,345 --> 00:02:53,315 it's naturally going to speed up at a slightly higher rate 23 00:02:53,348 --> 00:02:54,783 than most other cars. 24 00:02:54,817 --> 00:02:56,284 Does your speedometer work? 25 00:02:57,820 --> 00:03:02,057 Yes, your honor, but Galileo, in 1588, 26 00:03:02,090 --> 00:03:04,292 didn't give a flying fuck about speedometers. 27 00:03:04,326 --> 00:03:05,828 Thank you, Mr. Walker. 28 00:03:05,861 --> 00:03:07,930 You may have a seat now. 29 00:03:07,963 --> 00:03:11,099 The rest of you are guilty with no further explanation. 30 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:13,101 I've had enough for today. 31 00:03:22,044 --> 00:03:24,246 I swear to God, people are getting dumber, 32 00:03:24,279 --> 00:03:27,049 or more creative with their excuses nowadays. 33 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:31,386 There's a man who called you, several times, from Greece. 34 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:32,320 What did he say? 35 00:03:33,488 --> 00:03:35,758 He said it's something regarding your daughter Lisa. 36 00:03:35,791 --> 00:03:37,292 I think he left a text. 37 00:03:49,571 --> 00:03:52,741 Search me flights to Detroit for the day after tomorrow. 38 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:55,277 Detroit? What's there? 39 00:03:57,412 --> 00:03:58,781 My grandsons live there. 40 00:04:00,582 --> 00:04:03,719 Wait, are you still going to the LA convention next week? 41 00:04:20,601 --> 00:04:22,603 What happened last night? 42 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:23,738 I don't even remember. 43 00:04:27,509 --> 00:04:28,576 Oh shit! 44 00:04:28,610 --> 00:04:29,411 Shit! 45 00:04:29,444 --> 00:04:31,246 Where's the TV? 46 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:33,281 Shit, someone stole the TV? 47 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:34,817 Oh, fuck! 48 00:04:35,851 --> 00:04:39,287 Great. 49 00:04:41,790 --> 00:04:45,159 Jake, I think we have a problem. 50 00:04:46,061 --> 00:04:47,129 What? 51 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:49,531 There's a naked guy sleeping in our bathtub. 52 00:04:51,599 --> 00:04:53,168 Just wake him up, ya dumbass. 53 00:04:54,236 --> 00:04:55,303 Don't look at the penis. 54 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,204 Don't look at the penis. 55 00:04:56,238 --> 00:04:57,505 Don't look at the penis. 56 00:04:57,539 --> 00:04:58,506 Don't look at the penis. 57 00:04:58,540 --> 00:04:59,407 Don't look at the penis. 58 00:04:59,441 --> 00:05:01,443 Don't look at the penis. 59 00:05:04,446 --> 00:05:06,514 Dude, wake up. 60 00:05:06,548 --> 00:05:07,349 Come on, wake up. 61 00:05:07,382 --> 00:05:09,517 Wait, what are you? 62 00:05:09,551 --> 00:05:11,053 Fuck this shit. 63 00:05:16,058 --> 00:05:17,092 Hey, Jake. 64 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:18,994 What do you want? 65 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,029 Nothing. 66 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:23,665 Did you wake him up yet? 67 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,702 I'm just gonna use the bathroom upstairs. 68 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:45,921 Hello? 69 00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:47,923 Hey, Jakey, how are you? 70 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:51,193 Listen buddy, whatever you're selling, I ain't buying. 71 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,061 It's your grandpa, you knucklehead. 72 00:05:53,095 --> 00:05:53,929 Oh shit! 73 00:05:53,962 --> 00:05:55,397 Hey Grandpa. 74 00:05:55,430 --> 00:05:56,999 Are you drunk? 75 00:05:57,032 --> 00:05:58,834 No, no, no, no, no, I'm fine. 76 00:05:58,867 --> 00:06:01,469 Listen, I'm on my way to your place. 77 00:06:01,503 --> 00:06:03,038 Now? 78 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:05,808 You still live on Temple Street? 79 00:06:05,841 --> 00:06:06,674 Yeah. 80 00:06:06,708 --> 00:06:09,744 : Great, I'll be there in 10 minutes. 81 00:06:09,778 --> 00:06:11,046 Shit. 82 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,114 Joe. 83 00:06:12,147 --> 00:06:13,748 What? 84 00:06:13,782 --> 00:06:15,383 Grandpa's gonna be here in 10 minutes. 85 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:16,451 Who? 86 00:06:16,484 --> 00:06:17,385 Grandpa. 87 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,788 Grandpa's still alive? 88 00:06:19,822 --> 00:06:21,389 Of course he's still alive, you idiot. 89 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:23,725 Now help me clean this place up. 90 00:06:29,564 --> 00:06:31,066 What time is it? 91 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,968 Past 12. 92 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:36,438 Late for work again. 93 00:06:36,471 --> 00:06:37,305 Fuck it. 94 00:06:38,306 --> 00:06:39,741 They're gonna fire me anyway. 95 00:06:40,707 --> 00:06:42,144 Well this is a work of art. 96 00:06:43,979 --> 00:06:45,613 Is this my dick or yours? 97 00:06:45,647 --> 00:06:47,950 Too big to be mine. 98 00:06:51,086 --> 00:06:52,220 What about the TV? 99 00:06:53,055 --> 00:06:54,556 What about it? 100 00:06:54,589 --> 00:06:56,992 Well Grandpa might ask us about it when he gets here. 101 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:59,694 Grandpa hasn't visited us in five fucking years. 102 00:06:59,727 --> 00:07:02,064 Do you think he cares whether or not we have a TV? 103 00:07:02,097 --> 00:07:03,731 Who doesn't have a TV? 104 00:07:03,765 --> 00:07:06,101 We don't have a fucking TV. 105 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,469 Now will you hurry up. 106 00:07:17,012 --> 00:07:18,847 I mean, what's the big deal 107 00:07:18,881 --> 00:07:21,950 if Grandpa knew we were partying last night. 108 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:26,989 Joe, sometimes your stupidity even surpasses my thoughts. 109 00:07:27,222 --> 00:07:28,123 Thank you. 110 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,057 No. 111 00:07:29,091 --> 00:07:31,226 Mom just died two days ago. 112 00:07:31,259 --> 00:07:33,161 If Grandpa found out that we had a party, 113 00:07:33,195 --> 00:07:34,930 he'd flip out. 114 00:07:34,963 --> 00:07:37,465 I told you we should've rescheduled this party, Jake. 115 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:41,136 Hey, we planned this party like three weeks ago. 116 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:43,705 Mom's the one that should've rescheduled her death. 117 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,909 Is that even possible? 118 00:07:46,942 --> 00:07:50,879 Joe, we don't have time for your stupid fucking questions. 119 00:07:50,913 --> 00:07:53,415 Please help me get this place back together. 120 00:07:53,448 --> 00:07:55,383 She left us when we were kids and moved to Greece. 121 00:07:55,417 --> 00:07:57,319 She's like a stranger to us. 122 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,387 Still, we're her kids. 123 00:07:59,421 --> 00:08:01,689 Now do you want Grandpa to start bitching about this? 124 00:08:01,723 --> 00:08:02,925 No. 125 00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:04,726 Then less talk, more cleaning. 126 00:08:25,580 --> 00:08:28,951 Boys, how are ya doing? 127 00:08:28,984 --> 00:08:30,652 We're good. 128 00:08:30,685 --> 00:08:31,619 How are you? 129 00:08:34,322 --> 00:08:35,823 Sorry about Mom, Grandpa. 130 00:08:36,857 --> 00:08:37,692 Your mom 131 00:08:39,193 --> 00:08:41,163 was a good woman, Jake. 132 00:08:41,196 --> 00:08:42,463 I know she was. 133 00:08:42,496 --> 00:08:45,232 I just wish I had a chance to get to know her more. 134 00:08:45,267 --> 00:08:46,900 She actually wanted to take you with her, 135 00:08:46,934 --> 00:08:48,070 but she couldn't. 136 00:08:48,102 --> 00:08:50,572 After she lost the case against your dad in court, 137 00:08:50,605 --> 00:08:53,575 she had no choice but to escape his unruly behavior. 138 00:08:54,609 --> 00:08:55,743 Dad died two years ago. 139 00:08:55,777 --> 00:08:57,279 Why didn't she just call? 140 00:08:57,312 --> 00:08:59,781 Your mother was in a coma for five years 141 00:08:59,814 --> 00:09:01,349 because of a car accident. 142 00:09:03,218 --> 00:09:05,087 You'd have known if you'd have asked. 143 00:09:06,188 --> 00:09:09,291 Anyway, I'm not here to talk about that. 144 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:11,759 I'm here to tell you boys 145 00:09:11,793 --> 00:09:13,061 that your mother died a millionaire. 146 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,164 I'm sorry, Grandpa. 147 00:09:16,198 --> 00:09:18,000 Jesus Christ, Jake! 148 00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:21,303 How much money are we talking about? 149 00:09:21,336 --> 00:09:24,206 Four million dollars. 150 00:09:25,907 --> 00:09:28,743 Wait, where did Mom get all this money from? 151 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:32,114 After Lisa moved to Greece she married a rich businessman 152 00:09:32,147 --> 00:09:35,183 who gave her everything before he died. 153 00:09:35,217 --> 00:09:39,254 Oh, so, basically our mom was a gold digger? 154 00:09:41,423 --> 00:09:43,458 So what you're telling us, 155 00:09:43,491 --> 00:09:46,761 is that we're basically eligible to a cut of her heir? 156 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:48,930 Yes, but under one condition. 157 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,465 Your mom had a child in Greece 158 00:09:50,498 --> 00:09:52,667 who she gave half of her net worth, 159 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,102 the other half to me. 160 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:56,171 Whoa, what about us? 161 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:57,605 Your mom had a will. 162 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,841 She made me promise to give you your share, 163 00:09:59,874 --> 00:10:04,212 only if you'll agree to live with your brother for 45 days. 164 00:10:04,246 --> 00:10:06,148 Why would she want that? 165 00:10:06,181 --> 00:10:07,649 Lisa always had this dream 166 00:10:07,682 --> 00:10:09,751 that all of her kids would come together 167 00:10:09,784 --> 00:10:11,719 after your father died. 168 00:10:11,753 --> 00:10:13,988 So are we going to Greece or is he coming here? 169 00:10:14,022 --> 00:10:15,290 You're not going anywhere. 170 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,125 He's coming here to Detroit. 171 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:22,797 Now, I suggest that you start preparing a room 172 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,432 because he'll be here tonight. 173 00:10:24,466 --> 00:10:26,934 Wow, Grandpa, thanks for last minute notice. 174 00:10:29,037 --> 00:10:31,373 Where's your bathroom? 175 00:10:31,406 --> 00:10:32,774 Second door on your left. 176 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,471 Hey, Ronny, what's up? 177 00:11:07,175 --> 00:11:08,310 machine. 178 00:11:08,343 --> 00:11:10,512 You know Jake, I'm sick of you being late all the time. 179 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:11,913 You always come up with these silly excuses 180 00:11:11,946 --> 00:11:14,249 just to explain why your ass isn't here, 181 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:17,419 which it should be, operating the goddamn espresso machine. 182 00:11:17,452 --> 00:11:20,755 Hey Ronny, how 'bout you shove that espresso machine 183 00:11:20,788 --> 00:11:21,856 up your ass? 184 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,591 I bet it'll fit. 185 00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:25,493 Did you say what? 186 00:11:25,527 --> 00:11:26,594 You heard me, Ronny. 187 00:11:26,628 --> 00:11:29,030 And one more thing, I quit. 188 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:32,967 Have a nice life. 189 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:33,835 Hey, boys. 190 00:11:35,002 --> 00:11:37,205 Why is there a naked guy in your bathtub? 191 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,773 - That's. - Joe's boyfriend. 192 00:11:42,009 --> 00:11:45,647 So anyway Grandpa, it was really, really good to see ya. 193 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:49,016 Thank you so much for stopping by, and I promise you, 194 00:11:49,050 --> 00:11:51,953 we're gonna take real good care of our new brother. 195 00:11:51,986 --> 00:11:53,121 Which reminds me though, 196 00:11:53,155 --> 00:11:54,322 what time is he gonna be here? 197 00:11:54,356 --> 00:11:56,258 About eight. 198 00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:57,091 Are we picking him up? 199 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,493 Nope, he's got a driver. 200 00:11:58,526 --> 00:12:00,328 Fantastic. 201 00:12:00,362 --> 00:12:02,864 Now have a safe trip back to Hawaii. 202 00:12:02,897 --> 00:12:03,698 Ohio. 203 00:12:03,731 --> 00:12:05,333 Even better. 204 00:12:11,706 --> 00:12:12,940 What the fuck, Jake! 205 00:12:12,974 --> 00:12:16,043 You know how homophobic Grandpa is! 206 00:12:16,077 --> 00:12:16,911 Oh is he. 207 00:12:19,247 --> 00:12:20,815 You're an asshole. 208 00:12:20,848 --> 00:12:21,849 What? 209 00:12:21,883 --> 00:12:23,318 What's wrong with being gay? 210 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:26,154 It's 2019 for Christ's sake. 211 00:12:26,188 --> 00:12:28,022 That's not the point. 212 00:12:28,055 --> 00:12:32,460 All right, I'm sorry. 213 00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:34,162 Can you make me some eggs please? 214 00:12:34,196 --> 00:12:36,764 We don't have any eggs. 215 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:37,632 Shit. 216 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,369 We gotta go to the grocery store. 217 00:12:41,403 --> 00:12:42,237 Fuck! 218 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,212 Is this really necessary? 219 00:12:50,245 --> 00:12:51,979 Hell yeah, it's necessary. 220 00:12:52,013 --> 00:12:53,481 Didn't you hear Grandpa? 221 00:12:53,515 --> 00:12:55,650 If our new brother doesn't feel welcome 222 00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:57,018 he may change his mind. 223 00:12:57,852 --> 00:12:59,254 What's the plan then? 224 00:12:59,287 --> 00:13:00,888 Plans easy. 225 00:13:00,922 --> 00:13:03,458 Keep him happy until we get our cut of the money. 226 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,326 Fuck that. 227 00:13:04,359 --> 00:13:05,660 Can't Grandpa just give us our money 228 00:13:05,693 --> 00:13:07,429 with all of this family bullshit? 229 00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:09,764 Patience, Joe. 230 00:13:09,797 --> 00:13:12,934 It's only 45 days until we become millionaires. 231 00:13:15,903 --> 00:13:19,641 Whoa, I always wanted to get some of these. 232 00:13:26,981 --> 00:13:29,951 Weights aren't gonna make your fat ass any thinner, Joe. 233 00:13:29,984 --> 00:13:30,952 Fuck you, Jake. 234 00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:47,935 All right, I'm gonna run to the gas station 235 00:13:47,969 --> 00:13:49,804 get a pack of smokes. 236 00:13:49,837 --> 00:13:51,739 If our new brother shows up, 237 00:13:51,773 --> 00:13:54,709 please don't do anything stupid. 238 00:13:54,742 --> 00:13:55,810 You got it. 239 00:13:55,843 --> 00:13:59,013 Just invite him in and try and be normal, will ya? 240 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:04,151 I'll be right back. 241 00:14:28,009 --> 00:14:29,577 Just do it! 242 00:14:30,812 --> 00:14:31,813 Yes you can! 243 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,616 Just do it! 244 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:39,554 If you're tired of starting over, 245 00:14:41,356 --> 00:14:42,590 stop giving up! 246 00:14:50,832 --> 00:14:53,735 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 247 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,737 That's okay, just one gentleman. 248 00:14:56,704 --> 00:14:58,306 It's not a bad place to live in. 249 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,075 Except for the color of this wall. 250 00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:02,710 This need to be changed. 251 00:15:02,744 --> 00:15:03,978 Nancy? 252 00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,347 Yes, Mr. Anthony? 253 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:06,481 Make a note to call a painter 254 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,416 to come change the color of this wall. 255 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,185 match the furniture. 256 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:16,023 Nancy, can you add a new couch as well, on the list. 257 00:15:16,057 --> 00:15:17,191 Copy that. 258 00:15:17,224 --> 00:15:18,125 You must be Joe. 259 00:15:19,561 --> 00:15:20,462 How are you doing? 260 00:15:22,997 --> 00:15:24,866 Who the fuck are you? 261 00:15:24,899 --> 00:15:27,335 I'm sorry, I was caught up with the moment, 262 00:15:27,369 --> 00:15:29,236 I forgot to introduce myself. 263 00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:30,171 I'm Anthony. 264 00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:33,040 Oh. 265 00:15:35,009 --> 00:15:38,245 Before I forget, this is my living schedule. 266 00:15:38,279 --> 00:15:40,114 It has everything you need to know about how I live, 267 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,684 my every activity of the day. 268 00:15:42,717 --> 00:15:43,685 It's very important to stick with 269 00:15:43,718 --> 00:15:46,120 everything mentioned on this paper. 270 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,990 So. 271 00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:53,661 This wine is bad and cheap. 272 00:15:53,695 --> 00:15:58,700 Nancy, need to add a bottle of fine wine as well. 273 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:00,635 Yes, sir. 274 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,503 So, 275 00:16:04,105 --> 00:16:04,939 Joe, 276 00:16:07,308 --> 00:16:08,710 any questions? 277 00:16:25,727 --> 00:16:26,528 What was that? 278 00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:27,695 What was what? 279 00:16:29,464 --> 00:16:31,966 The guy that just flew through our window. 280 00:16:31,999 --> 00:16:34,502 Oh, the weird looking guy in the suit and fedora? 281 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:35,970 Yes. 282 00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:37,038 I have no clue. 283 00:16:42,677 --> 00:16:43,611 Hello? 284 00:16:43,645 --> 00:16:45,212 Hey Joe, did Anthony arrive yet? 285 00:16:45,246 --> 00:16:46,147 Who? 286 00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:47,715 Your brother, Anthony. 287 00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:49,250 His name was Anthony? 288 00:16:49,283 --> 00:16:50,084 Yes. 289 00:16:50,117 --> 00:16:51,385 Shit. 290 00:16:51,419 --> 00:16:54,188 Grandpa just told me our brother's name was Anthony. 291 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,256 So? 292 00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:56,624 You know that guy I just threw out the window? 293 00:16:56,658 --> 00:16:57,792 Yes? 294 00:16:57,825 --> 00:16:58,960 His name was Anthony. 295 00:17:00,161 --> 00:17:01,262 Holy fuck, Joe! 296 00:17:01,295 --> 00:17:04,165 Did you just throw four million dollars out the window? 297 00:17:04,198 --> 00:17:05,633 You idiot! 298 00:17:09,203 --> 00:17:10,872 Oh, shit, where'd he go? 299 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:11,739 I don't know. 300 00:17:13,307 --> 00:17:14,976 Anthony? 301 00:17:15,009 --> 00:17:17,011 Oh, this is not good! 302 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:18,913 Oh, shit! 303 00:17:20,314 --> 00:17:21,415 Anthony? 304 00:17:23,384 --> 00:17:24,218 Anthony? 305 00:17:49,844 --> 00:17:52,313 Oh boy, eating cereal at night. 306 00:17:54,549 --> 00:17:56,618 That means you're angry. 307 00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:58,019 You fucked up, Joe. 308 00:17:58,052 --> 00:17:59,854 I'm sorry, Jake. 309 00:17:59,887 --> 00:18:01,523 Grandpa said he was Greek, 310 00:18:01,556 --> 00:18:04,125 not a time traveler from the 1900's. 311 00:18:04,158 --> 00:18:05,527 I just thought he was some kind of faggot 312 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,495 trying to play a trick on me. 313 00:18:07,529 --> 00:18:09,330 I swear to God, 314 00:18:09,363 --> 00:18:11,465 if we lose that money Joe, 315 00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:14,301 I'm gonna cut your balls off and feed 'em to Larry. 316 00:18:15,603 --> 00:18:18,439 Hey, did you know that Larry was gay? 317 00:18:20,508 --> 00:18:22,309 The fuck are you talking about? 318 00:18:22,343 --> 00:18:24,746 Do you know about the affair with Larry and I? 319 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,349 Are you hooking up with my cat? 320 00:18:29,216 --> 00:18:30,718 No. 321 00:18:30,752 --> 00:18:32,554 We just watch each other masturbate. 322 00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,790 Oh, and sometimes I let him lick my balls. 323 00:18:41,763 --> 00:18:43,264 Let's wash the sin away. 324 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,202 I know. 325 00:18:48,235 --> 00:18:49,470 We gotta wash the sins away. 326 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,805 Good boy, good boy. 327 00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:53,240 Let's wash the sins away. 328 00:18:53,274 --> 00:18:54,308 It's like your own water park. 329 00:19:03,484 --> 00:19:05,052 Hey, Grandpa, what's up? 330 00:19:05,086 --> 00:19:07,488 Jake, did Anthony arrive yet? 331 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,557 Why, did he talk to you? 332 00:19:09,591 --> 00:19:11,859 No, that's why I'm calling. 333 00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:16,030 Uh, yeah, yeah, he just went to sleep early. 334 00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:17,364 He's good. 335 00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:18,633 All right. 336 00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:19,634 When he wakes up, tell him to call me, would ya? 337 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,535 All right, I will. 338 00:19:21,569 --> 00:19:22,704 I'll let him know, Grandpa. 339 00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:23,905 I gotta go now. 340 00:19:23,938 --> 00:19:24,772 Bye. 341 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:35,950 Oh shit! 342 00:19:51,498 --> 00:19:54,802 So, is Anthony like your boyfriend? 343 00:19:54,836 --> 00:19:56,671 No, Mr. Anthony is my boss. 344 00:19:57,504 --> 00:19:58,472 So you're single? 345 00:19:59,473 --> 00:20:00,975 Joe, there you are. 346 00:20:01,008 --> 00:20:01,976 I've been looking everywhere for you. 347 00:20:02,009 --> 00:20:03,611 Where the fuck'd you go. 348 00:20:03,645 --> 00:20:04,578 Oh, I'm sorry. 349 00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:05,412 I'm Jake. 350 00:20:05,446 --> 00:20:06,447 Have we met? 351 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,683 I'm Nancy, Mr. Anthony's personal secretary. 352 00:20:10,017 --> 00:20:12,286 Wait, you know where Anthony is? 353 00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:13,821 Joe just told me what happened. 354 00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:15,957 I got off the phone with Mr. Anthony a few minutes ago. 355 00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:17,291 He should be back shortly. 356 00:20:18,159 --> 00:20:19,794 Oh, thank you so much, Nancy. 357 00:20:21,062 --> 00:20:22,463 You just saved our lives. 358 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,000 Thank you so much. 359 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,435 Thank you. 360 00:20:32,339 --> 00:20:33,174 Never let go. 361 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:35,442 Thank you. 362 00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:38,179 We're gonna be rich. 363 00:20:41,515 --> 00:20:43,384 Sorry again about what happened. 364 00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:45,086 Joe wasn't expecting you, 365 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:49,190 and apparently he thought you were trying to rob him. 366 00:20:49,223 --> 00:20:50,191 No worries. 367 00:20:50,224 --> 00:20:51,893 I watch a lot of American fights on YouTube, 368 00:20:51,926 --> 00:20:54,495 and I believe stupidity is normal here. 369 00:20:54,528 --> 00:20:55,763 You're absolutely right. 370 00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,564 We're surrounded by stupidity. 371 00:20:57,598 --> 00:20:59,366 I mean, look at Joe, for example. 372 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,235 What? 373 00:21:01,268 --> 00:21:02,704 So what do you think of the room? 374 00:21:02,737 --> 00:21:04,939 It's actually very nice. 375 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,075 I want to thank you for your generosity. 376 00:21:08,109 --> 00:21:09,176 Of course. 377 00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:11,078 And if you need anything, anything at all, 378 00:21:11,112 --> 00:21:12,146 just let us know. 379 00:21:15,717 --> 00:21:17,518 What the hell is he still doing here? 380 00:21:17,551 --> 00:21:18,452 I don't know. 381 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,122 Have you guys seen my socks, man? 382 00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:24,491 Sorry, dude, no one's seen your socks. 383 00:21:24,525 --> 00:21:26,160 So, please, can you piss off? 384 00:21:26,193 --> 00:21:28,262 Yeah, shoo, scat! 385 00:21:28,295 --> 00:21:29,663 I need my socks, man. 386 00:21:29,697 --> 00:21:30,965 I'm cold. 387 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,067 No one gives a shit about your socks. 388 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,569 Now get the fuck out of here, please. 389 00:21:35,602 --> 00:21:37,638 You guys make my dick shrivel, man. 390 00:21:40,141 --> 00:21:41,976 A friend of yours, I assume? 391 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,811 That's the. 392 00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:45,479 - Electrician. - Plumber.. 393 00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:49,884 So anyway, Anthony, we're gonna let you get some rest. 394 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,285 Make yourself comfortable. 395 00:21:51,318 --> 00:21:52,486 We'll see you tomorrow. 396 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,021 Jack, before you leave. 397 00:21:54,055 --> 00:21:56,657 Do you mind if I build a tepidarium in the bathroom? 398 00:21:58,225 --> 00:22:00,161 Yeah, sure. 399 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:00,995 Thank you very much. 400 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,663 Have a good night to you as well. 401 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,866 What's a tepiquarium? 402 00:22:04,899 --> 00:22:06,100 I have no idea. 403 00:22:16,844 --> 00:22:18,212 You still here? 404 00:22:18,245 --> 00:22:19,280 Only for a little while. 405 00:22:19,313 --> 00:22:21,548 In case Mr. Anthony needs me. 406 00:22:21,582 --> 00:22:23,985 Would you like a drink? 407 00:22:24,018 --> 00:22:25,419 No, I'm good. 408 00:22:25,452 --> 00:22:26,287 Thank you though. 409 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,288 Are you sure? 410 00:22:27,321 --> 00:22:29,090 I think we have some good whiskey. 411 00:22:29,123 --> 00:22:31,392 Who are you talking to? 412 00:22:31,425 --> 00:22:34,395 Jake, Nancy's still here. 413 00:22:34,428 --> 00:22:35,662 Who? 414 00:22:35,696 --> 00:22:37,364 Nancy. 415 00:22:40,501 --> 00:22:41,468 Oh, hey Nancy. 416 00:22:41,502 --> 00:22:42,669 You stayin'? 417 00:22:42,703 --> 00:22:44,571 Just for a little while. 418 00:22:44,605 --> 00:22:45,807 I mean, if you want to spend the night 419 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,775 you can stay in my room. 420 00:22:47,809 --> 00:22:49,811 Well why your room Jake? 421 00:22:49,844 --> 00:22:52,379 'Cause Anthony's staying in yours, Joe. 422 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,349 If you want, you can sleep on the couch. 423 00:22:55,382 --> 00:22:56,951 That's where I'll be sleeping. 424 00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,585 So what do you say? 425 00:22:58,619 --> 00:23:00,254 I should get going. 426 00:23:00,287 --> 00:23:01,655 Thanks guys. 427 00:23:01,688 --> 00:23:03,224 Bye now. 428 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,658 - Bye Nancy. - Drive safe. 429 00:23:12,399 --> 00:23:13,200 What's wrong with you? 430 00:23:13,234 --> 00:23:14,501 I'm angry. 431 00:23:14,535 --> 00:23:15,536 Why? 432 00:23:15,569 --> 00:23:16,770 Because Nancy's so hot, 433 00:23:16,804 --> 00:23:20,141 and I left my Iron Man pajamas upstairs. 434 00:23:20,174 --> 00:23:20,975 So go get 'em. 435 00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:22,877 But what if he's asleep? 436 00:23:22,910 --> 00:23:25,046 He probably isn't, but go before he is. 437 00:23:31,385 --> 00:23:32,719 Didn't mean to bother you, 438 00:23:32,753 --> 00:23:35,089 just came in for my Iron Man pj's. 439 00:23:36,257 --> 00:23:37,624 What pj's? 440 00:23:37,658 --> 00:23:39,760 Ya know, pj's, Iron Man. 441 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,963 I'm a big fan of Mr. Stark. 442 00:23:46,733 --> 00:23:49,336 Anthony did you move all my clothes? 443 00:23:50,604 --> 00:23:52,706 I appreciate the extra generosity, brother, 444 00:23:52,739 --> 00:23:54,575 but I have my own clothes. 445 00:23:54,608 --> 00:23:55,409 Extra... 446 00:23:55,442 --> 00:23:56,944 What extra generosity? 447 00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:59,480 Anthony, those were my clothes! 448 00:23:59,513 --> 00:24:00,714 Oh. 449 00:24:00,747 --> 00:24:02,583 Apparently there's some kind of misunderstanding, 450 00:24:02,616 --> 00:24:04,818 because I gave it all away to the naked guy. 451 00:24:09,590 --> 00:24:14,595 Oh shit. 452 00:24:16,730 --> 00:24:18,032 You gave him everything? 453 00:24:18,966 --> 00:24:20,634 You even gave him my underwear? 454 00:24:21,969 --> 00:24:22,904 What's going on? 455 00:24:22,937 --> 00:24:24,738 Anthony gave away all my clothes. 456 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:27,875 That's fine, you can just use mine. 457 00:24:27,909 --> 00:24:30,611 I think he took yours as well. 458 00:24:30,644 --> 00:24:32,046 What? 459 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:34,581 Isn't this guys a friend of yours, of some sort? 460 00:24:35,582 --> 00:24:38,552 No, Anthony, we don't even know that guy! 461 00:24:40,621 --> 00:24:41,788 Is it normal in America 462 00:24:41,822 --> 00:24:44,791 that people let naked strangers mooch around their houses? 463 00:24:44,825 --> 00:24:47,294 Because we don't have such a thing in Greece. 464 00:24:47,328 --> 00:24:48,162 No! 465 00:24:49,630 --> 00:24:51,132 All this screaming and yelling 466 00:24:51,165 --> 00:24:52,666 is not really good for your health. 467 00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:55,569 See, this books here talks about anger management. 468 00:24:55,602 --> 00:24:57,905 It can definitely help you with your problems. 469 00:24:57,939 --> 00:24:59,773 I myself read it like five times, 470 00:24:59,806 --> 00:25:01,075 and every time I read it, 471 00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:03,310 all the intense emotions go away. 472 00:25:03,344 --> 00:25:04,745 Works like a charm. 473 00:25:04,778 --> 00:25:07,614 Now I suggest that you start with chapter seven, 474 00:25:07,648 --> 00:25:09,550 that's when things become interesting. 475 00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:11,618 And so Jack, I have something for you special. 476 00:25:11,652 --> 00:25:12,954 Give me one second. 477 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:18,926 See, this is here my living schedule. 478 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,294 It has your name on it 479 00:25:20,327 --> 00:25:23,497 so if anyone lose copy doesn't blame the other one. 480 00:25:23,530 --> 00:25:26,700 So if you read it here, I sleep at 10:30 on Fridays, 481 00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,202 and I believe today is Friday. 482 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,903 So I wish I could chat more, 483 00:25:29,937 --> 00:25:31,572 but we can do this tomorrow. 484 00:25:31,605 --> 00:25:32,873 Have a good night. 485 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:41,748 What? 486 00:25:45,953 --> 00:25:47,888 No, this one's yours. 487 00:25:50,191 --> 00:25:51,725 Hey Jake? 488 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,529 What are we going to do about that creature over there? 489 00:25:56,830 --> 00:25:58,099 You talking about Anthony? 490 00:25:58,132 --> 00:26:02,603 Yeah, he is the weirdest person I have ever met. 491 00:26:02,636 --> 00:26:04,838 Joe, Grandpa said. 492 00:26:04,871 --> 00:26:06,140 Fuck Grandpa. 493 00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:09,943 And I can't believe he threw away our clothes! 494 00:26:09,977 --> 00:26:11,845 It's not a big deal. 495 00:26:11,878 --> 00:26:13,114 He's rich. 496 00:26:13,147 --> 00:26:15,149 He'll probably get us new clothes tomorrow. 497 00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:16,950 What about my Iron Man pj's? 498 00:26:16,984 --> 00:26:19,086 Fuck your Iron Man pj's, Joe. 499 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,587 It's like 80 degrees in here. 500 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,623 That's not the point. 501 00:26:22,656 --> 00:26:25,626 As long as we have a bed to sleep on we're gonna be good. 502 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,395 Yeah, sleeping naked. 503 00:26:29,430 --> 00:26:30,497 Half naked. 504 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,035 Joe? 505 00:26:34,068 --> 00:26:35,302 Yeah? 506 00:26:35,336 --> 00:26:37,204 Why do I feel your bare ass? 507 00:26:37,238 --> 00:26:38,239 Because I'm naked. 508 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,043 Get the fuck out of my bed. 509 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,929 Anthony! 510 00:27:07,201 --> 00:27:08,435 All right, on three. 511 00:27:08,469 --> 00:27:09,303 One, two. 512 00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:11,505 No, no, no, no, no, stop! 513 00:27:11,538 --> 00:27:12,873 - Stop! - Stop! 514 00:27:12,906 --> 00:27:15,609 Anthony, what the fuck are you doing? 515 00:27:15,642 --> 00:27:17,344 I'm just building a tepidarium I told you about. 516 00:27:17,378 --> 00:27:20,847 What the hell is a tepidarium? 517 00:27:20,881 --> 00:27:22,316 And I'm pretty sure you need a permit 518 00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:23,150 for something like this. 519 00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:24,518 Do you have one? 520 00:27:24,551 --> 00:27:25,819 Yes, indeed. 521 00:27:30,457 --> 00:27:31,658 How the hell did you get this? 522 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:32,926 Oh shit, cops. 523 00:27:32,959 --> 00:27:33,860 Oh, shit. 524 00:27:33,894 --> 00:27:34,728 We gotta get out of here, bro. 525 00:27:34,761 --> 00:27:36,263 I can't go back to jail. Fuck that. 526 00:27:36,297 --> 00:27:37,164 Here, take that. 527 00:27:37,198 --> 00:27:38,432 Why, what's going on? 528 00:27:38,465 --> 00:27:40,501 We're not real engineers. 529 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:41,702 What? 530 00:27:41,735 --> 00:27:43,537 Yeah, well, we were just pretending. 531 00:27:43,570 --> 00:27:44,838 The guy, he was paying a lot, 532 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:47,574 but we don't know what we're doing to these walls, man. 533 00:27:47,608 --> 00:27:48,609 Yeah, what he said. 534 00:27:48,642 --> 00:27:50,111 What? 535 00:27:50,144 --> 00:27:51,345 What's that sound? 536 00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:52,179 Shit. 537 00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:53,180 Oh no, the walls are collapsing. 538 00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:54,515 Run! 539 00:27:57,318 --> 00:27:58,685 Oh my God! 540 00:27:58,719 --> 00:27:59,820 Save yourselves! 541 00:27:59,853 --> 00:28:00,987 Dammit, Anthony! 542 00:28:28,382 --> 00:28:29,350 Excuse me. 543 00:28:29,383 --> 00:28:30,184 Can either one of you tell me 544 00:28:30,217 --> 00:28:31,752 exactly what's going on here? 545 00:28:31,785 --> 00:28:32,653 Mister police sheriff, 546 00:28:32,686 --> 00:28:34,288 I hired the best construction company 547 00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:36,157 to build my tepidarium in that house. 548 00:28:36,190 --> 00:28:38,024 There was two frauds who deceived me 549 00:28:38,058 --> 00:28:40,093 and pretend to be sent by them. 550 00:28:40,127 --> 00:28:41,027 Do you even know anybody 551 00:28:41,061 --> 00:28:42,129 that would know about your construction? 552 00:28:42,163 --> 00:28:42,963 Well, I. 553 00:28:42,996 --> 00:28:44,598 All you fucking care about. 554 00:28:44,631 --> 00:28:45,832 Mommy, mommy, mommy. 555 00:28:45,866 --> 00:28:48,702 You know, I don't fucking get it Jake. 556 00:28:48,735 --> 00:28:49,570 I don't. 557 00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:51,272 Just stand still, will ya? 558 00:28:51,305 --> 00:28:53,974 We just lost our house for fuck's sake, Jake. 559 00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:55,909 That's all right. 560 00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:57,010 We still got Mom's money. 561 00:28:57,043 --> 00:28:57,844 What? 562 00:28:57,878 --> 00:28:58,745 Mom's money? 563 00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:00,881 - Where is it, Jake? - What are you doing? 564 00:29:00,914 --> 00:29:02,649 You got it shoved up your butthole somewhere? 565 00:29:02,683 --> 00:29:03,817 Cut it out, man. 566 00:29:03,850 --> 00:29:04,751 No. 567 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:07,721 No one is gonna control my freedom, Jake. 568 00:29:07,754 --> 00:29:08,589 No one. 569 00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:09,423 Joe. 570 00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,258 No! 571 00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:12,159 No! 572 00:29:12,193 --> 00:29:12,993 No, no! 573 00:29:16,497 --> 00:29:17,298 I'm leaving, Jake. 574 00:29:17,331 --> 00:29:19,065 And you can't tell me what to do. 575 00:29:19,099 --> 00:29:21,435 I'm gonna take my car and go anywhere I want. 576 00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:37,651 Fuck! 577 00:29:40,887 --> 00:29:42,889 According to my global positioning system 578 00:29:42,923 --> 00:29:46,860 we should reach Grandpa's house in two hours and 36 minutes. 579 00:29:48,094 --> 00:29:49,896 Nancy, stop at the nearest store 580 00:29:49,930 --> 00:29:52,999 so that we can buy some clothes for my dear brothers. 581 00:29:53,033 --> 00:29:54,635 Copy that, Mr. Anthony. 582 00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:57,571 Here you go, Jack. 583 00:29:57,604 --> 00:29:59,105 This is my credit card. 584 00:29:59,139 --> 00:30:01,041 I will make sure you get reimbursed 585 00:30:01,074 --> 00:30:02,976 for all the damage I've caused. 586 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,815 Dude, are you beating off? 587 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,484 Fuck off, I'm stressed. 588 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,042 Whoa, Jake, check this out. 589 00:30:36,076 --> 00:30:38,745 They're giving away free necklaces. 590 00:30:38,779 --> 00:30:40,881 Joe, we don't have time for that. 591 00:30:45,752 --> 00:30:48,054 Jake, check this thing out. 592 00:30:48,088 --> 00:30:50,491 Joe, quit fooling around. 593 00:30:50,524 --> 00:30:51,325 What are you talking about? 594 00:30:51,358 --> 00:30:52,659 I'm buying this bad boy. 595 00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:55,529 You're an idiot. 596 00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:56,397 I know. 597 00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:00,033 Oh, hey Jake, will you hold this while I put these on? 598 00:31:01,101 --> 00:31:02,102 You're doing that right here? 599 00:31:02,135 --> 00:31:04,204 There's a dressing room right around the corner. 600 00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:05,439 Well they've already seen us half naked. 601 00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:06,473 What does it matter? 602 00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:10,377 Is this your jizz? 603 00:31:10,411 --> 00:31:11,478 Maybe. 604 00:31:11,512 --> 00:31:12,946 You sick bastard! 605 00:31:12,979 --> 00:31:13,914 Oh, now it's on my hands. 606 00:31:13,947 --> 00:31:15,549 Oh, God, get off. 607 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,921 Oh my God. 608 00:31:21,888 --> 00:31:23,056 Is this jizz? 609 00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:26,360 He threw it. 610 00:31:26,393 --> 00:31:27,328 It's his jizz. 611 00:31:27,361 --> 00:31:28,729 - It's his jizz. - Oh my God. 612 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:30,464 It's everywhere! 613 00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:32,366 So gross! 614 00:31:32,399 --> 00:31:33,500 Great, Joe. 615 00:31:33,534 --> 00:31:35,836 Now this lady's been victimized by your jizz blanket. 616 00:31:35,869 --> 00:31:37,237 Hey, if you hadn't a thrown it. 617 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:38,805 Yeah, if you weren't jerking off in the car 618 00:31:38,839 --> 00:31:40,307 the blanket wouldn't have been all jizzy. 619 00:31:40,341 --> 00:31:41,141 Jizzy? 620 00:31:41,174 --> 00:31:42,042 Is that even a word? 621 00:31:42,075 --> 00:31:43,176 You know what I mean. 622 00:31:43,209 --> 00:31:44,044 Hey! 623 00:31:45,211 --> 00:31:48,449 You two jokers need to get the hell out of this store. 624 00:31:48,482 --> 00:31:53,487 Now! 625 00:31:55,255 --> 00:31:56,723 Can I keep this? 626 00:31:56,757 --> 00:31:57,758 Gimme that. 627 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,664 I can't take you anywhere. 628 00:32:03,697 --> 00:32:05,065 Hey, this was your fault. 629 00:32:12,339 --> 00:32:13,774 You know when I gave you my credit card, 630 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:17,077 I expected you to buy more than some cheap necklace. 631 00:32:17,110 --> 00:32:18,078 It's Joe's fault. 632 00:32:18,111 --> 00:32:19,646 Hey, don't blame me. 633 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,748 If it wasn't for your fucking man chowder. 634 00:32:21,782 --> 00:32:22,983 If it wasn't for your fucking throw. 635 00:32:23,016 --> 00:32:25,486 Can we just go to another store? 636 00:32:25,519 --> 00:32:27,120 We don't have time. 637 00:32:27,153 --> 00:32:30,156 I'm sure Grandpa provide you with some clothes from his own. 638 00:32:58,552 --> 00:32:59,553 It's a long story. 639 00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:01,221 Don't ask. 640 00:33:10,997 --> 00:33:14,167 Hey Grandpa, do you only have suits? 641 00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:18,171 Well excuse me for being classy most of the time. 642 00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:20,974 Do you happen to have a smaller size or something? 643 00:33:21,007 --> 00:33:22,208 Or a bigger one? 644 00:33:22,242 --> 00:33:23,844 Hey, I wear a convenience size. 645 00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:26,847 It's not my fault that you're too slim and you're too fat. 646 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,948 Hey now. 647 00:33:27,981 --> 00:33:29,315 It really doesn't matter. 648 00:33:29,349 --> 00:33:33,086 It's better walk naked on our fun going out night. 649 00:33:33,119 --> 00:33:34,254 Fun going what now? 650 00:33:35,456 --> 00:33:36,790 According to my living schedule 651 00:33:36,823 --> 00:33:39,460 tonight is our fun going out night. 652 00:33:39,493 --> 00:33:41,194 Good thing you're already dressed. 653 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:44,064 Please excuse us, Grandpa. 654 00:33:44,097 --> 00:33:45,499 Oh no, don't you worry about me. 655 00:33:45,532 --> 00:33:46,800 You go out and have fun now. 656 00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:49,369 And please, take care of your brothers. 657 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:51,805 They're idiots, and they don't know what they're doing. 658 00:33:51,838 --> 00:33:53,740 Thanks Grandpa. 659 00:33:53,774 --> 00:33:55,375 I love you too. 660 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:56,477 I'm gonna go get some rest. 661 00:33:56,510 --> 00:33:58,712 Now you take care of yourself pumpkin. 662 00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:03,984 Try to be safe and don't do anything stupid. 663 00:34:06,252 --> 00:34:07,087 Dickheads. 664 00:34:15,795 --> 00:34:16,730 You look great! 665 00:34:17,964 --> 00:34:18,799 Let's go! 666 00:34:31,844 --> 00:34:33,647 So you come here often? 667 00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:34,781 From time to time. 668 00:34:34,815 --> 00:34:37,016 It's funny, I've never seen you here. 669 00:34:37,050 --> 00:34:38,051 Glad I am. 670 00:34:44,024 --> 00:34:45,358 In your face! 671 00:34:51,598 --> 00:34:52,431 Jake. 672 00:34:56,168 --> 00:34:57,003 Jake. 673 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,275 Jake. 674 00:35:03,243 --> 00:35:04,811 Excuse me, Sally. 675 00:35:07,447 --> 00:35:08,348 What? 676 00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:09,482 Anthony wants you. 677 00:35:10,315 --> 00:35:11,117 Where is he? 678 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,719 He's in the alleyway. 679 00:35:12,753 --> 00:35:13,687 What does he want? 680 00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,288 I don't know. 681 00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:16,356 Can't you see 682 00:35:16,389 --> 00:35:17,824 I'm trying to hook up with this chick right now? 683 00:35:17,858 --> 00:35:19,324 If I leave, that guy at the end of the bar 684 00:35:19,359 --> 00:35:20,426 is gonna take my spot. 685 00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:21,594 Who? 686 00:35:21,628 --> 00:35:23,396 Bearded guy at the end of the bar. 687 00:35:23,429 --> 00:35:25,297 He's been looking at her all night. 688 00:35:25,331 --> 00:35:26,933 Him and his handsome good looks. 689 00:35:29,268 --> 00:35:31,337 What do you want me to do? 690 00:35:31,371 --> 00:35:32,405 Go tell him I'm busy. 691 00:35:32,438 --> 00:35:34,040 Okay. 692 00:35:34,074 --> 00:35:34,908 No, wait. 693 00:35:36,610 --> 00:35:38,143 What if he gets pissed? 694 00:35:38,978 --> 00:35:40,112 That's great! 695 00:35:40,146 --> 00:35:41,915 We've been looking for a way to get rid of him. 696 00:35:41,947 --> 00:35:43,917 Sounds like a plan. 697 00:35:43,949 --> 00:35:45,185 No, you idiot. 698 00:35:45,217 --> 00:35:46,652 I'm talking about Grandpa. 699 00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:47,654 What if he gets mad? 700 00:35:47,688 --> 00:35:49,189 Who cares. 701 00:35:50,223 --> 00:35:52,258 You want the guy that's holding our new fortune 702 00:35:52,292 --> 00:35:53,326 to be mad at us? 703 00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:54,494 Fuck the money, Jake. 704 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:56,029 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 705 00:35:57,731 --> 00:35:59,065 All right, screw this chick. 706 00:35:59,099 --> 00:36:00,601 Money's more important anyway. 707 00:36:01,802 --> 00:36:04,037 I could hold your seat for you. 708 00:36:04,070 --> 00:36:06,339 No you can't, 'cause you're a freak. 709 00:36:06,372 --> 00:36:07,540 You're gonna scare her away. 710 00:36:07,574 --> 00:36:10,711 No, no, no, I won't say a word, I promise. 711 00:36:11,645 --> 00:36:13,880 Promise me you won't say a word? 712 00:36:13,914 --> 00:36:15,582 Swear. 713 00:36:15,616 --> 00:36:17,684 Just don't even look at her. 714 00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:19,586 Play with your phone, order a drink, 715 00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:20,854 and just be a dunce, okay? 716 00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:21,722 Got it. 717 00:36:25,726 --> 00:36:27,694 Sally, I'm so sorry, 718 00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:29,763 but I gotta go take an important phone call. 719 00:36:29,796 --> 00:36:32,565 It might take a while, but I'll be back, I promise. 720 00:36:32,599 --> 00:36:33,499 Okay. 721 00:36:33,533 --> 00:36:35,435 But until then, this complete stranger's 722 00:36:35,468 --> 00:36:36,436 gonna take my spot 723 00:36:36,469 --> 00:36:39,205 and not say a word until I get back. 724 00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:51,217 So, I don't want you to think I'm weird, 725 00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:52,619 'cause I'm not weird, 726 00:36:52,653 --> 00:36:54,955 it's just that I can't talk to you, 727 00:36:54,988 --> 00:36:57,858 and it's not because you're not beautiful or anything, 728 00:36:57,891 --> 00:37:01,061 you are gorgeous, and you have great tits. 729 00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:04,164 It's just, I'm supposed to save this seat 730 00:37:04,197 --> 00:37:07,467 for the hunky guy who just left, and not this fat ass. 731 00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:15,075 I think I freaked her out. 732 00:37:19,379 --> 00:37:23,183 Can I have another? 733 00:37:34,027 --> 00:37:35,395 It's been a fucking half hour. 734 00:37:35,428 --> 00:37:36,830 Where is this cocky bastard? 735 00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,101 Fuck it. 736 00:37:43,770 --> 00:37:44,938 Hey, you look really nice. 737 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:45,972 Thank you, honey. 738 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:53,413 Free drinks for everybody. 739 00:38:19,405 --> 00:38:21,374 Anthony, what the fuck are you doing? 740 00:38:21,407 --> 00:38:23,443 I've been waiting for you outside. 741 00:38:23,476 --> 00:38:25,445 Jack, how you doing? 742 00:38:26,412 --> 00:38:27,981 Jack, this is Sally. 743 00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:29,615 Sally, this is Jack. 744 00:38:29,649 --> 00:38:31,017 I know, we've met. 745 00:38:31,051 --> 00:38:33,353 And my name is Jake, not Jack. 746 00:38:33,386 --> 00:38:35,555 I kinda like Jack. 747 00:38:35,588 --> 00:38:36,422 Me too. 748 00:38:36,456 --> 00:38:39,025 Maybe you should change it sometime. 749 00:38:39,059 --> 00:38:40,393 You ready to go, Sally? 750 00:38:40,426 --> 00:38:41,261 Yes. 751 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,008 Jake! 752 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,309 Jake! 753 00:38:56,342 --> 00:38:57,177 Jake! 754 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:01,147 Jake. 755 00:39:01,181 --> 00:39:03,383 I think Anthony's trying to steal your girl. 756 00:39:11,157 --> 00:39:14,627 Joe, I thought you were homosexual, not sick. 757 00:39:16,863 --> 00:39:18,098 Get the fuck off of me. 758 00:39:21,768 --> 00:39:23,203 Here you go, Jack. 759 00:39:24,104 --> 00:39:27,073 Sally and I are taking a taxi, and Nancy's on vacation. 760 00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:30,476 You can use my credit card to pay for your drinks. 761 00:39:31,611 --> 00:39:34,447 Please, Jack, don't drink and drive. 762 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,748 It could be very dangerous out there 763 00:39:35,782 --> 00:39:37,984 and I promised Grandpa I'd take care of you. 764 00:39:39,185 --> 00:39:41,988 So, you want anything from me before I leave? 765 00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:45,959 Obviously not. 766 00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:47,160 Have fun. Bye-bye. 767 00:39:53,499 --> 00:39:55,802 Oh shit. 768 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,507 Hey sugar face. 769 00:40:01,541 --> 00:40:02,375 Oh fuck. 770 00:40:04,677 --> 00:40:06,079 It's declined. 771 00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:08,915 It can't be. 772 00:40:08,949 --> 00:40:10,817 Can you try it again, please. 773 00:40:10,851 --> 00:40:12,185 I've already tried four times. 774 00:40:12,218 --> 00:40:14,020 It's not gonna go through, trust me. 775 00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:16,689 Well I have no cash on me. 776 00:40:16,722 --> 00:40:18,624 What the fuck am I supposed to do? 777 00:40:18,658 --> 00:40:19,860 I'll tell you what you could do. 778 00:40:19,893 --> 00:40:21,527 You can work in my kitchen all night 779 00:40:21,561 --> 00:40:23,329 or you can spend the night in jail. 780 00:40:24,931 --> 00:40:26,599 There is a third option, you know? 781 00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:27,834 What's that? 782 00:40:27,868 --> 00:40:29,870 I can beat you up and we'll call it even. 783 00:40:29,903 --> 00:40:31,371 We'll take it. 784 00:40:31,404 --> 00:40:32,272 Shut up, dude. 785 00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:35,976 I'll pay for your drinks, 786 00:40:37,010 --> 00:40:38,278 As long as you spend the night with me. 787 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:39,846 No thank you. 788 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:40,713 - Yes. - No. 789 00:40:41,714 --> 00:40:42,548 - Yes. - What, no. 790 00:40:44,617 --> 00:40:46,786 Excuse us for a second. 791 00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:48,388 This might take a, please! 792 00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,757 What are you doing? 793 00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:54,127 Joe, this is a golden opportunity 794 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,829 for you to experience your own. 795 00:40:56,863 --> 00:40:58,764 What the fuck are you talking about? 796 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,235 Just pretend he's a chick with a dick. 797 00:41:02,268 --> 00:41:04,304 I know you're into chicks with dicks. 798 00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:06,072 I've seen your pornos. 799 00:41:06,106 --> 00:41:07,773 But he doesn't have any boobs. 800 00:41:07,807 --> 00:41:10,010 Just pretend he's a chick with flat boobs. 801 00:41:11,577 --> 00:41:13,713 Jake, he's got a beard for God's sake. 802 00:41:14,747 --> 00:41:16,516 Joe, you'll bang my cat, 803 00:41:16,549 --> 00:41:17,951 but you won't have sex with a chick 804 00:41:17,984 --> 00:41:19,819 with flat boobs, a dick, and a beard? 805 00:41:23,456 --> 00:41:24,958 No. 806 00:41:24,991 --> 00:41:26,259 Well first time for everything. 807 00:41:26,292 --> 00:41:28,294 Line up the shots. 808 00:41:28,328 --> 00:41:29,229 Comin' right up. 809 00:41:49,515 --> 00:41:52,986 Rule number one, you can't sleep in the living room. 810 00:41:53,019 --> 00:41:56,589 I got three bedrooms upstairs you can rest your ass in. 811 00:41:56,622 --> 00:41:59,492 I hope that wasn't your piss bucket, Grandpa. 812 00:41:59,525 --> 00:42:00,726 Where's your brother? 813 00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:03,930 Upstairs. 814 00:42:05,498 --> 00:42:06,832 I'm going to wake him up. 815 00:42:21,181 --> 00:42:24,750 Oh shit. 816 00:42:27,087 --> 00:42:28,488 Grandpa, you know what? 817 00:42:28,521 --> 00:42:29,855 Joe had a rough night. 818 00:42:29,889 --> 00:42:31,391 Maybe we should let him get some rest. 819 00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:32,358 Bullshit. 820 00:42:32,392 --> 00:42:34,160 Everyone gets up at nine in Grandpa's house. 821 00:42:34,194 --> 00:42:36,129 Grandpa, no, no, no, no, no. 822 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,965 Did you know about this? 823 00:42:38,999 --> 00:42:41,134 Joe, wake up. 824 00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:42,802 Joe, wake up. 825 00:42:43,769 --> 00:42:45,338 Joe, what is this? 826 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:48,741 Grandpa, it's not what it looks like. 827 00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:50,943 This is just a chick with a dick, 828 00:42:50,977 --> 00:42:52,612 who happens to have a beard. 829 00:42:52,645 --> 00:42:53,813 What? 830 00:42:53,846 --> 00:42:54,914 It was Jake's idea. 831 00:42:56,582 --> 00:42:57,417 I can explain. 832 00:43:06,326 --> 00:43:07,793 So you're gay now? 833 00:43:07,827 --> 00:43:08,894 Omnisexual. 834 00:43:10,496 --> 00:43:12,165 What the hell does that mean? 835 00:43:12,198 --> 00:43:13,833 What the hell do you care? 836 00:43:13,866 --> 00:43:14,667 Nah, you're right. 837 00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:15,635 Why would I care? 838 00:43:15,668 --> 00:43:17,970 You can bang whatever you want. 839 00:43:18,004 --> 00:43:19,272 Yes I can. 840 00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:21,641 Grandpa, I'm so sorry about last night. 841 00:43:21,674 --> 00:43:22,542 Sit down, Jake. 842 00:43:27,413 --> 00:43:28,348 What's wrong with you? 843 00:43:28,381 --> 00:43:30,250 Why are you acting like this? 844 00:43:30,283 --> 00:43:33,686 Because you have no idea how crazy Anthony's making us. 845 00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,122 He gave me a bad credit card at the bar last night 846 00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:37,557 to pay for drinks, when he knew 847 00:43:37,590 --> 00:43:39,192 we didn't have any cash on us. 848 00:43:39,225 --> 00:43:41,227 I'm sure that was just an honest mistake. 849 00:43:41,261 --> 00:43:44,430 No, it wasn't, and that's the problem. 850 00:43:44,464 --> 00:43:46,766 I know why you're frustrated Jake. 851 00:43:46,799 --> 00:43:48,268 You're just jealous. 852 00:43:49,569 --> 00:43:50,836 Jealous of what? 853 00:43:50,870 --> 00:43:53,806 He's good looking, rich, and sophisticated. 854 00:43:53,839 --> 00:43:56,676 He's not 30 yet, and he's already accomplished more 855 00:43:56,709 --> 00:43:59,279 than you have in your entire lives. 856 00:43:59,312 --> 00:44:00,246 Grandpa, I'm not. 857 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,982 I'm not changing my mind. 858 00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:05,118 Until the end of next month you two 859 00:44:05,151 --> 00:44:09,489 are gonna do whatever it takes to keep Anthony pleased. 860 00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,124 Now, if you'll excuse me. 861 00:44:11,157 --> 00:44:15,261 I have a convention in LA that I need to attend. 862 00:44:15,295 --> 00:44:17,297 Grandpa, can we at least talk about this? 863 00:44:17,330 --> 00:44:20,032 You can talk about whatever you want, 864 00:44:20,066 --> 00:44:23,603 but your mama's will will not be ignored. 865 00:44:34,414 --> 00:44:35,281 Now what? 866 00:44:36,582 --> 00:44:37,783 I don't know. 867 00:44:40,953 --> 00:44:41,954 Did you hear that? 868 00:44:43,623 --> 00:44:45,258 I've been hearing it all night. 869 00:44:46,459 --> 00:44:47,627 Why didn't I hear it? 870 00:44:49,429 --> 00:44:51,164 Maybe it's because you were too busy 871 00:44:51,197 --> 00:44:53,599 stuffing a strange man's member into your fat ass. 872 00:44:53,633 --> 00:44:54,767 Hey, fuck you, Jake. 873 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,602 This is your fucking fault. 874 00:44:56,636 --> 00:44:58,204 If you hadn't got me hammered last night 875 00:44:58,238 --> 00:44:59,705 so that guy would pay for our drinks, 876 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,441 we wouldn't be in this mess. 877 00:45:01,474 --> 00:45:05,044 I'm tired of your selfishness and your fucking attitude. 878 00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:06,746 My attitude? 879 00:45:06,779 --> 00:45:08,814 What about that fucking weirdo up there? 880 00:45:08,848 --> 00:45:11,016 Maybe if you didn't care for Mom's money so much, 881 00:45:11,050 --> 00:45:12,652 we wouldn't be living with him. 882 00:45:12,685 --> 00:45:14,920 Mom wanted this, I didn't. 883 00:45:14,954 --> 00:45:16,622 And I'm not giving away my cut of the money 884 00:45:16,656 --> 00:45:18,057 because of that fucking chode. 885 00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:21,494 I'm not spending 45 days kissing his ass 886 00:45:21,527 --> 00:45:23,196 for Mom's stupid fortune. 887 00:45:24,197 --> 00:45:25,965 Dude, get back here! 888 00:45:25,998 --> 00:45:26,832 Joe! 889 00:45:28,468 --> 00:45:31,737 God damn it! 890 00:45:41,781 --> 00:45:43,115 Hey. 891 00:45:43,149 --> 00:45:43,983 Go away. 892 00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:49,289 What are you doing? 893 00:45:49,322 --> 00:45:50,490 What's it look like I'm doing? 894 00:45:50,523 --> 00:45:51,391 I'm leaving. 895 00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:56,196 Those are Grandpa's suits. 896 00:45:56,229 --> 00:45:57,463 You know that, right? 897 00:45:57,497 --> 00:45:59,064 Yeah, I know. 898 00:45:59,098 --> 00:46:00,032 I figured I could sell them 899 00:46:00,065 --> 00:46:01,901 and still make some money off of him. 900 00:46:06,071 --> 00:46:08,874 I can't do it anymore, Jake. 901 00:46:08,908 --> 00:46:10,042 I just want to live. 902 00:46:10,075 --> 00:46:11,911 You can have it all. 903 00:46:11,944 --> 00:46:14,280 It doesn't work like that, man. 904 00:46:14,314 --> 00:46:18,718 Grandpa said we both need to live with him for 45 days. 905 00:46:18,751 --> 00:46:20,353 I can't take it anymore. 906 00:46:20,386 --> 00:46:22,087 Me either. 907 00:46:22,121 --> 00:46:25,791 But I want, I need you to bear with me. 908 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,695 I know I've been acting like a big douche bag. 909 00:46:29,729 --> 00:46:32,198 Oh, you're always a douche bag. 910 00:46:32,232 --> 00:46:35,235 My point is, I can't do this without you. 911 00:46:37,169 --> 00:46:37,970 Don't worry. 912 00:46:38,003 --> 00:46:39,038 I'll talk to him this afternoon. 913 00:46:39,071 --> 00:46:41,574 I'll tell him that he can't treat us like this. 914 00:46:41,607 --> 00:46:45,645 We're his older brothers, he will show us some respect. 915 00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:47,146 First you gotta check his living schedule, 916 00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:49,382 and make sure he's available. 917 00:46:49,415 --> 00:46:50,983 Oh, yeah, that thing. 918 00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:52,117 You still have it? 919 00:46:52,151 --> 00:46:54,254 Yeah, he gave me another one last night. 920 00:46:58,558 --> 00:47:00,360 Oh shit, what's today? 921 00:47:00,393 --> 00:47:01,561 Sunday? 922 00:47:01,594 --> 00:47:02,428 Sure. 923 00:47:03,629 --> 00:47:06,766 Today's his puffin' nuff' for relaxation day. 924 00:47:06,799 --> 00:47:08,301 His what? 925 00:47:08,334 --> 00:47:09,302 I don't know. 926 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,355 Hello, my brothers. 927 00:47:29,389 --> 00:47:31,424 What's with the Chinese hat? 928 00:47:31,457 --> 00:47:33,693 Light is too bright in here, I can't change it. 929 00:47:33,726 --> 00:47:34,994 It's Grandpa's house, so. 930 00:47:36,396 --> 00:47:38,364 Anthony, we need to talk. 931 00:47:38,398 --> 00:47:39,499 Sure, I'm listening. 932 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:44,136 First I want to say, we're so happy to have you here, 933 00:47:44,169 --> 00:47:45,505 staying with us. 934 00:47:45,538 --> 00:47:47,239 Actually, where's the magazine? 935 00:47:47,273 --> 00:47:48,408 I want to have magazine back, please. 936 00:47:48,441 --> 00:47:50,276 Yeah, I just want to see something really quick. 937 00:47:58,684 --> 00:47:59,885 Continue, I'm listening. 938 00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:07,460 As I was saying, we're really pleased to have you here. 939 00:48:07,493 --> 00:48:08,294 Just five seconds. 940 00:48:08,328 --> 00:48:09,194 Can you flip that page? 941 00:48:09,228 --> 00:48:11,564 I'm actually done reading this. 942 00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:12,698 Enough of this shit. 943 00:48:13,666 --> 00:48:15,000 What do you want from us, huh? 944 00:48:15,034 --> 00:48:17,169 What are you talking about? 945 00:48:17,202 --> 00:48:19,238 What are you getting out of all of this? 946 00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:21,441 Brother, I can surely confirm to you 947 00:48:21,474 --> 00:48:23,409 that there is no problem, whatsoever. 948 00:48:23,443 --> 00:48:26,346 Why did you give us a bad credit card last night? 949 00:48:26,379 --> 00:48:27,913 It could be an honest mistake. 950 00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:30,115 Bullshit, you did it on purpose. 951 00:48:30,149 --> 00:48:32,518 You know, now is really good time to read that book 952 00:48:32,552 --> 00:48:33,386 I gave you. 953 00:48:33,419 --> 00:48:34,620 It's written by one of the best writers. 954 00:48:36,722 --> 00:48:38,491 Listen to me, god damn it! 955 00:48:38,524 --> 00:48:41,361 Get out of this delusional world you're living in! 956 00:48:41,394 --> 00:48:43,796 And stop fucking with us! 957 00:48:43,829 --> 00:48:48,067 We're you're older brothers, and you will listen to us! 958 00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:48,934 You hear me? 959 00:49:32,211 --> 00:49:34,046 There goes the two million dollars. 960 00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:36,682 Sorry about that, man. 961 00:49:36,716 --> 00:49:37,983 That's okay. 962 00:49:38,017 --> 00:49:40,219 I never dreamed I'd be a millionaire anyway. 963 00:49:41,621 --> 00:49:42,655 Is Anthony hurt? 964 00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:43,823 I think he's fine. 965 00:49:45,157 --> 00:49:47,460 I don't know if he's told Grandpa yet, though. 966 00:49:49,662 --> 00:49:51,564 Joe, we need to come up with a plan. 967 00:49:52,665 --> 00:49:53,933 For what? 968 00:49:53,966 --> 00:49:56,235 A plan to control him. 969 00:49:56,268 --> 00:49:58,838 Lately he's been pulling the strings. 970 00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:00,740 We need to change that. 971 00:50:00,773 --> 00:50:03,175 Without him feeling in control, do you know what I mean? 972 00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:04,209 No. 973 00:50:04,243 --> 00:50:06,812 His living schedule's fucking us up. 974 00:50:06,846 --> 00:50:09,148 He's using it to get on our nerves. 975 00:50:09,181 --> 00:50:11,584 We can't keep an eye on every one of his motions, 976 00:50:11,617 --> 00:50:13,185 we need to change that. 977 00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:14,319 Well, how? 978 00:50:14,353 --> 00:50:15,888 Come up with something smart. 979 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,258 A road trip. 980 00:50:19,291 --> 00:50:21,994 That's your definition of being smart? 981 00:50:22,027 --> 00:50:22,962 I don't know, Jake. 982 00:50:22,995 --> 00:50:24,096 I'm stupid. 983 00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:28,367 Wait, that's actually not a bad idea. 984 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,603 If we go on a road trip, he'd be trapped in a car 985 00:50:30,636 --> 00:50:32,204 like a fucking child. 986 00:50:32,237 --> 00:50:34,073 That way we can guide him. 987 00:50:34,106 --> 00:50:35,441 Joe, it's pretty genius. 988 00:50:35,475 --> 00:50:37,109 I know. 989 00:50:37,142 --> 00:50:38,811 We'll tell him we're going on a road trip, 990 00:50:38,844 --> 00:50:41,681 show him around the state, show him a few places, 991 00:50:41,714 --> 00:50:44,750 show him that we love him, and then throw him in the woods. 992 00:50:44,784 --> 00:50:46,218 Not what I said. 993 00:50:46,251 --> 00:50:47,386 I know. 994 00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:50,222 I'm embellishing a little bit, but let me relish this. 995 00:50:50,255 --> 00:50:51,090 Okay. 996 00:50:57,329 --> 00:50:58,230 Come in. 997 00:50:59,231 --> 00:51:00,600 - Hey. - Hey. 998 00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:04,003 Wow! 999 00:51:04,036 --> 00:51:05,370 This room looks so much better 1000 00:51:05,404 --> 00:51:07,306 than the shithole we used to have. 1001 00:51:11,343 --> 00:51:12,612 Is this real? 1002 00:51:12,645 --> 00:51:14,580 Is there any reason behind your surprising visit, 1003 00:51:14,614 --> 00:51:15,481 brother Jack? 1004 00:51:17,750 --> 00:51:21,687 Yeah, I just want to talk about what happened earlier. 1005 00:51:21,721 --> 00:51:24,156 Listen, I'm really sorry about what I did. 1006 00:51:24,189 --> 00:51:25,324 Don't worry about it. 1007 00:51:25,357 --> 00:51:27,226 Would you like some juice? 1008 00:51:27,259 --> 00:51:28,293 Some juice? 1009 00:51:29,428 --> 00:51:30,896 Sure. 1010 00:51:30,930 --> 00:51:31,731 Have a seat. 1011 00:51:35,234 --> 00:51:36,168 Here you go. 1012 00:51:38,871 --> 00:51:40,740 This is a funny looking juice box. 1013 00:51:42,207 --> 00:51:44,009 What kind of juice is this anyway? 1014 00:51:44,043 --> 00:51:45,745 It's purified monkey's urine, mixed with sweets. 1015 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,515 It's good for your brain. 1016 00:51:51,617 --> 00:51:54,186 If you drink this everyday, that explains so much. 1017 00:51:54,219 --> 00:51:55,054 Pardon me? 1018 00:51:56,989 --> 00:51:58,691 So, Joe and I were thinking 1019 00:51:58,724 --> 00:52:00,492 about taking you on a road trip. 1020 00:52:00,526 --> 00:52:02,027 What do you say? 1021 00:52:02,061 --> 00:52:03,495 A road trip? 1022 00:52:03,529 --> 00:52:05,931 Yeah, you know, we'll take you around the state. 1023 00:52:05,965 --> 00:52:07,767 Take you to a few places here and there, 1024 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,536 and kind of show you what we're all about. 1025 00:52:10,570 --> 00:52:11,704 Sounds fun. 1026 00:52:11,737 --> 00:52:13,606 Let's go tomorrow. 1027 00:52:13,639 --> 00:52:15,307 Yeah. 1028 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:16,576 Yeah, we can go tomorrow. 1029 00:52:18,010 --> 00:52:20,780 So, is everything good between us? 1030 00:52:20,813 --> 00:52:22,314 Jack, you're my brother. 1031 00:52:22,347 --> 00:52:23,482 If anything, 1032 00:52:23,515 --> 00:52:25,818 I should be apologizing for the way I was acting too. 1033 00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:27,820 No hard feelings between us. 1034 00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:28,854 All right. 1035 00:52:28,888 --> 00:52:32,124 Well, I should probably go get ready then. 1036 00:52:32,157 --> 00:52:32,958 Before you go. 1037 00:52:32,992 --> 00:52:35,494 Can you give this juice box to Joe. 1038 00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:36,662 I'm sure he'll like it. 1039 00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:41,901 Here you go. 1040 00:52:41,934 --> 00:52:43,502 What's that? 1041 00:52:43,535 --> 00:52:44,837 It's apple juice. 1042 00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:46,338 It's good for the brain. 1043 00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:47,673 God knows you need that. 1044 00:52:49,241 --> 00:52:50,142 Where you going? 1045 00:52:51,243 --> 00:52:53,312 I'm going to pack, 1046 00:52:53,345 --> 00:52:55,380 because we're going on a road trip. 1047 00:52:57,016 --> 00:52:57,850 Sweet. 1048 00:53:58,911 --> 00:54:00,145 Where's your suit? 1049 00:54:00,179 --> 00:54:02,614 I thought you said we were wearing suits? 1050 00:54:02,648 --> 00:54:05,017 I'm not wearing a suit on a road trip. 1051 00:54:05,050 --> 00:54:07,086 But you told me to wear a suit. 1052 00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:08,688 I look stupid. 1053 00:54:08,721 --> 00:54:09,922 No, you look fine. 1054 00:54:09,955 --> 00:54:12,992 Suits with torn sleeves and pants are a new look. 1055 00:54:13,025 --> 00:54:14,159 You're good. 1056 00:54:14,193 --> 00:54:15,695 Well, where'd you find those shorts? 1057 00:54:15,728 --> 00:54:17,697 I don't see Grandpa wearing shorts. 1058 00:54:17,730 --> 00:54:18,798 Pretty sweet though, huh? 1059 00:54:18,831 --> 00:54:21,033 Found 'em in the back of one of his closets. 1060 00:54:22,634 --> 00:54:23,803 Check out these chicks. 1061 00:54:25,070 --> 00:54:26,571 They're really hot. 1062 00:54:26,605 --> 00:54:28,007 They must be really into us. 1063 00:54:29,041 --> 00:54:31,010 You think it's the suit? 1064 00:54:31,043 --> 00:54:33,913 Yeah, it's definitely the suit. 1065 00:54:33,946 --> 00:54:34,847 Looking fresh. 1066 00:54:36,181 --> 00:54:39,318 Well, watch and learn, my brother. 1067 00:54:39,351 --> 00:54:41,987 I'm gonna show you how to pick up chicks Jakey style. 1068 00:54:44,589 --> 00:54:45,958 Is that like tiger style? 1069 00:54:46,926 --> 00:54:48,560 Now you listen to me. 1070 00:54:48,593 --> 00:54:50,730 This deal is going down tonight. 1071 00:54:50,763 --> 00:54:53,833 And no, I'm not settling for less than 40 million dollars, 1072 00:54:53,866 --> 00:54:55,367 you hear me? 1073 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,771 You know I'm not the kind of guy that sells things cheap. 1074 00:54:58,804 --> 00:54:59,905 Hey rich guy? 1075 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,141 All right, I gotta go. 1076 00:55:02,174 --> 00:55:03,308 I'll talk to you later. 1077 00:55:04,576 --> 00:55:05,410 Me? 1078 00:55:05,444 --> 00:55:07,179 Yeah, you. 1079 00:55:07,212 --> 00:55:08,748 Is this your house? 1080 00:55:08,781 --> 00:55:09,982 Why yes it is. 1081 00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,717 Why do you ask? 1082 00:55:11,751 --> 00:55:13,786 Can you give me a tour? 1083 00:55:13,819 --> 00:55:15,120 Definitely. 1084 00:55:15,154 --> 00:55:16,655 Where would you like to start? 1085 00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:20,559 How about the bedroom? 1086 00:55:22,094 --> 00:55:24,730 I have to warn ya, things get pretty wild in there. 1087 00:55:27,632 --> 00:55:28,934 Wow! 1088 00:55:28,968 --> 00:55:30,102 That actually worked. 1089 00:55:34,073 --> 00:55:35,440 Hey! 1090 00:55:37,910 --> 00:55:42,748 Yes, sell the house for 50 million dollars. 1091 00:55:42,782 --> 00:55:45,951 Then take that 50 million dollars, 1092 00:55:45,985 --> 00:55:49,822 because it is my 50 million dollars, 1093 00:55:49,855 --> 00:55:51,723 and put it in the appropriate place, 1094 00:55:51,757 --> 00:55:55,895 because it is my 50 million dollars. 1095 00:55:59,498 --> 00:56:01,033 What's up sweet things? 1096 00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:02,501 - Oh, hey you. - Hey. 1097 00:56:02,534 --> 00:56:05,805 Do you want a tour of my bedroom? 1098 00:56:05,838 --> 00:56:07,272 Do you have stuffed animals? 1099 00:56:07,306 --> 00:56:08,340 Of course I have stuffed animals. 1100 00:56:08,373 --> 00:56:10,742 Who doesn't have stuffed animals in their bedroom? 1101 00:56:10,776 --> 00:56:11,576 Well let's go. 1102 00:56:11,610 --> 00:56:12,411 Hell yeah. 1103 00:56:12,444 --> 00:56:14,213 Jakey style's workin'. 1104 00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:15,580 Yeah. 1105 00:56:15,614 --> 00:56:16,681 Can you get away? 1106 00:56:16,715 --> 00:56:17,783 Ready to go? Ready to go? 1107 00:56:17,817 --> 00:56:19,018 Where are we going? 1108 00:56:20,119 --> 00:56:22,888 Hey! 1109 00:56:23,789 --> 00:56:24,623 Hey! 1110 00:56:27,559 --> 00:56:28,961 What the fuck? 1111 00:56:31,864 --> 00:56:34,666 Joe, you lost your clothes already? 1112 00:56:34,699 --> 00:56:37,136 Why can't you be like your brother Jack? 1113 00:56:37,169 --> 00:56:38,570 Who's this guy? 1114 00:56:38,603 --> 00:56:40,105 Why'd he just call you Jack? 1115 00:56:40,139 --> 00:56:42,074 That's our amusement clown. 1116 00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:43,108 I'm Anthony. 1117 00:56:43,142 --> 00:56:44,243 This is Joe. 1118 00:56:44,276 --> 00:56:46,011 We are Jack's brothers. 1119 00:56:47,179 --> 00:56:48,380 These are your brothers? 1120 00:56:48,413 --> 00:56:50,215 - No, no, no. - Yes. 1121 00:56:50,249 --> 00:56:53,418 This is getting weird. 1122 00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:54,586 Yeah, I'm gonna. 1123 00:56:54,619 --> 00:56:56,121 - Wait, wait, wait. - Go. 1124 00:56:56,155 --> 00:56:57,689 I didn't get your number yet. 1125 00:57:00,492 --> 00:57:01,827 Bye. 1126 00:57:01,861 --> 00:57:04,363 She sounds like a really nice girl. 1127 00:57:04,396 --> 00:57:09,401 So, ready for our fun going adventure? 1128 00:57:10,802 --> 00:57:12,371 Whoo. 1129 00:57:12,404 --> 00:57:13,205 Well, I guess not. 1130 00:57:13,238 --> 00:57:14,974 Well, I'm sure once we start, 1131 00:57:15,007 --> 00:57:16,842 this upset will turn to sunset. 1132 00:57:16,876 --> 00:57:17,709 Let's go. 1133 00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:19,945 Can I get some pants? 1134 00:57:47,139 --> 00:57:49,041 Doing all right, little brother? 1135 00:57:49,074 --> 00:57:51,110 I'm doing just fine, but this sun is really annoying, 1136 00:57:51,143 --> 00:57:52,544 it's hitting my eyes. 1137 00:57:52,577 --> 00:57:54,179 Can you raise the window a little bit? 1138 00:57:54,213 --> 00:57:55,280 Sure. 1139 00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,318 How's that? 1140 00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:01,353 Not the glass, the metal. 1141 00:58:01,386 --> 00:58:02,187 The what? 1142 00:58:02,221 --> 00:58:03,022 The metal. 1143 00:58:03,055 --> 00:58:04,689 Can you raise the metal little bit? 1144 00:58:05,790 --> 00:58:07,893 No, we can't raise the god damn, 1145 00:58:07,927 --> 00:58:09,128 son of a bitch frame up. 1146 00:58:10,629 --> 00:58:11,463 You okay, Joe? 1147 00:58:11,496 --> 00:58:14,033 No, I'm not okay, Jake. 1148 00:58:14,066 --> 00:58:15,500 'Cause every time we're in the car, 1149 00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:17,136 I'm the one who has to be naked. 1150 00:58:18,337 --> 00:58:20,940 Well you're half naked this time, so deal with it! 1151 00:58:22,007 --> 00:58:22,942 Gimme your vest. 1152 00:58:26,011 --> 00:58:27,346 What are you doing? 1153 00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:28,813 I'm frustrated. 1154 00:58:29,681 --> 00:58:33,118 Joe, don't you dare cum inside my vest. 1155 00:58:33,152 --> 00:58:34,954 I can cum wherever I want. 1156 00:58:34,987 --> 00:58:36,755 God stop touching yourself! 1157 00:58:36,788 --> 00:58:38,190 You can't tell me what to do! 1158 00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:40,525 Get your nasty dick beaters off my vest! 1159 00:58:43,295 --> 00:58:44,696 Holy crap, man. 1160 00:58:44,729 --> 00:58:46,298 Get your nasty fingers off of me! 1161 00:58:46,331 --> 00:58:48,300 Let go of the vest! 1162 00:58:53,505 --> 00:58:54,306 Great! 1163 00:58:54,339 --> 00:58:55,607 You see what you made me do! 1164 00:58:56,841 --> 00:58:58,277 What happened? 1165 00:58:59,478 --> 00:59:01,080 I think one of the tires blew. 1166 00:59:08,187 --> 00:59:10,622 Don't worry, I'll take care of everything. 1167 00:59:16,095 --> 00:59:17,762 Cum on this thing. 1168 00:59:28,307 --> 00:59:30,575 Of course he doesn't have a spare. 1169 00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:32,011 Where the hell is Anthony? 1170 00:59:33,378 --> 00:59:35,280 I have no fucking clue. 1171 00:59:43,588 --> 00:59:45,657 Where do you think he went? 1172 00:59:45,690 --> 00:59:46,925 I don't know. 1173 00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:49,894 I hope to go get a new tire, or get some help for us. 1174 00:59:49,928 --> 00:59:51,496 Well, is that what he said? 1175 00:59:51,530 --> 00:59:53,798 He said, "Don't worry, I'll take care of everything." 1176 00:59:53,832 --> 00:59:55,734 Well, what if he didn't find anyone? 1177 00:59:57,369 --> 00:59:59,104 Anthony may be the weirdest fucking kid 1178 00:59:59,138 --> 01:00:00,239 I've ever met in my life, 1179 01:00:00,272 --> 01:00:02,241 but he's kind of smart in his own way. 1180 01:00:02,274 --> 01:00:04,176 I'm sure he'll come up with something. 1181 01:00:06,878 --> 01:00:08,247 I'm back, my brothers. 1182 01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:09,248 But did you find anything? 1183 01:00:09,281 --> 01:00:10,149 I sure did. 1184 01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:28,900 Anthony, what are you doing? 1185 01:00:28,933 --> 01:00:29,934 Just wait. 1186 01:00:45,117 --> 01:00:46,718 Now I can have some sleep. 1187 01:00:54,459 --> 01:00:56,027 What was you plan B? 1188 01:00:56,061 --> 01:00:57,529 To get rid of him. 1189 01:00:57,562 --> 01:00:58,863 Yeah, you wanna do that? 1190 01:00:58,897 --> 01:01:00,699 Let's get the fuck outta here. 1191 01:01:09,508 --> 01:01:11,743 Are you fucking kidding me? 1192 01:01:21,586 --> 01:01:22,821 I need a drink, 1193 01:01:24,189 --> 01:01:25,757 Go grab a seat, come on. 1194 01:01:32,831 --> 01:01:36,601 I'm telling you Jake, Anthony is dangerous. 1195 01:01:39,171 --> 01:01:41,840 Need I remind you that what just happened on the road 1196 01:01:41,873 --> 01:01:42,674 was your fault, Joe. 1197 01:01:42,707 --> 01:01:44,776 Well, yeah, but forget that. 1198 01:01:44,809 --> 01:01:46,378 To everything up to that point. 1199 01:01:47,779 --> 01:01:49,748 I'm telling you, in a month's time, 1200 01:01:49,781 --> 01:01:51,183 Anthony will have killed us. 1201 01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:53,918 We still have time, Jake. 1202 01:01:53,952 --> 01:01:56,755 Let's go to Grandpa, and just say fuck the money. 1203 01:01:56,788 --> 01:01:59,791 Are you fucking serious right now? 1204 01:01:59,824 --> 01:02:02,394 There's no way I'm gonna squander the opportunity 1205 01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:04,129 to become a millionaire. 1206 01:02:04,163 --> 01:02:06,030 I'm in this no matter what it takes. 1207 01:02:07,098 --> 01:02:09,000 Excuse me, sir, we don't allow our customers 1208 01:02:09,033 --> 01:02:10,435 to sit in their underwear. 1209 01:02:10,469 --> 01:02:11,503 Who are you? 1210 01:02:11,536 --> 01:02:12,971 I'm the assistant manager. 1211 01:02:13,004 --> 01:02:16,007 Oh, the assistant manager. 1212 01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:17,342 Do you see a sign here that says 1213 01:02:17,376 --> 01:02:18,910 customers can't sit in their underwear? 1214 01:02:18,943 --> 01:02:20,111 - Sir? - 'Cause I don't see. 1215 01:02:20,145 --> 01:02:20,979 You're a racist! 1216 01:02:21,012 --> 01:02:21,813 What? 1217 01:02:21,846 --> 01:02:22,781 How is that racist? 1218 01:02:22,814 --> 01:02:24,749 You're kicking me out because I'm fat. 1219 01:02:24,783 --> 01:02:26,084 All right, this is ridiculous. 1220 01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:29,154 This is America, young sir. 1221 01:02:30,755 --> 01:02:32,757 Yep, this is a free country. 1222 01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:35,894 Yeah, yeah, do all you see this? 1223 01:02:35,927 --> 01:02:37,095 Michael Phelps. 1224 01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:39,063 Still being ridiculous now? 1225 01:02:39,097 --> 01:02:40,131 Yeah, how's that? 1226 01:02:40,165 --> 01:02:41,500 How do you like that? 1227 01:02:41,533 --> 01:02:43,835 Mister assistant manager. 1228 01:02:43,868 --> 01:02:45,670 All right. 1229 01:02:45,704 --> 01:02:47,606 Getting a big tough guy, huh? 1230 01:02:47,639 --> 01:02:48,840 Gonna do the back stroke. 1231 01:02:48,873 --> 01:02:49,708 All right! 1232 01:02:56,315 --> 01:02:57,216 Fuck my ass! 1233 01:02:57,249 --> 01:02:58,717 You lost my business. 1234 01:02:58,750 --> 01:03:00,685 Was all that necessary? 1235 01:03:00,719 --> 01:03:02,554 I'm losing my mind, Jake. 1236 01:03:02,587 --> 01:03:05,023 Joe, you're worrying too much. 1237 01:03:05,056 --> 01:03:07,392 Like I said, Anthony is harmless. 1238 01:03:28,012 --> 01:03:31,483 Anthony, this is the coffee shop you wanted me to stop at? 1239 01:03:31,516 --> 01:03:34,453 Yes, according to the internet, it's the best one around. 1240 01:03:36,821 --> 01:03:37,756 Okay. 1241 01:03:37,789 --> 01:03:40,592 Wait, can I get my wallet from the trunk. 1242 01:03:40,625 --> 01:03:42,261 Give me the keys. 1243 01:03:42,294 --> 01:03:43,662 I'll just pop the trunk. 1244 01:03:43,695 --> 01:03:44,529 Don't bother. 1245 01:03:44,563 --> 01:03:45,830 The button does not work. 1246 01:03:50,469 --> 01:03:52,036 Fucking leave it. 1247 01:03:57,509 --> 01:04:00,312 I'm stuck! 1248 01:04:00,345 --> 01:04:01,313 Anthony, this way. 1249 01:04:01,346 --> 01:04:03,348 Anthony, tighten the fuck up here. 1250 01:04:08,620 --> 01:04:09,621 We're good. 1251 01:04:09,654 --> 01:04:13,392 Okay. 1252 01:04:13,425 --> 01:04:14,326 Thank you. 1253 01:04:14,359 --> 01:04:15,660 Of course, have a great day. 1254 01:04:15,694 --> 01:04:17,296 - Hello. - Hello. 1255 01:04:17,329 --> 01:04:21,866 Can I get a small coffee with two cream, 1256 01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:25,670 a quarter cube of sugar, and five stirs please? 1257 01:04:27,972 --> 01:04:28,807 God damn it. 1258 01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,875 She stir it six times instead of five. 1259 01:04:30,909 --> 01:04:32,043 Dog, but I told that nigger 1260 01:04:32,076 --> 01:04:34,178 if he got something to say, he can say it to my face, 1261 01:04:34,212 --> 01:04:35,179 the punk, for real. 1262 01:04:35,213 --> 01:04:36,214 Hey, Jake? 1263 01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:37,382 What is a? 1264 01:04:37,416 --> 01:04:40,285 Hey, Anthony, don't say that. 1265 01:04:40,319 --> 01:04:41,720 That's a racist word man. 1266 01:04:42,721 --> 01:04:44,689 What does racist mean? 1267 01:04:44,723 --> 01:04:46,190 What does racist mean? 1268 01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:48,760 It means, when a dominant. 1269 01:04:48,793 --> 01:04:52,764 It means that only African-Americans can say it. 1270 01:04:55,434 --> 01:04:56,501 'Sup bro, suit, man. 1271 01:04:56,535 --> 01:04:58,036 Oh, thank you. 1272 01:04:59,571 --> 01:05:02,040 Yo, man, you just call me the N-word? 1273 01:05:02,073 --> 01:05:02,874 N-word? 1274 01:05:02,907 --> 01:05:03,942 Why is it bad? 1275 01:05:03,975 --> 01:05:04,843 Why is it bad? 1276 01:05:04,876 --> 01:05:06,311 The hell you think? 1277 01:05:06,345 --> 01:05:07,779 Oh, the two gentlemen over there 1278 01:05:07,812 --> 01:05:11,616 told me that the word can only be used on black people. 1279 01:05:11,650 --> 01:05:13,718 Oh, is that so. 1280 01:05:17,556 --> 01:05:18,790 Hey, where you all from? 1281 01:05:20,325 --> 01:05:21,560 We're from Greece. 1282 01:05:21,593 --> 01:05:23,395 We don't know what word mean. 1283 01:05:23,428 --> 01:05:25,964 No, no, we're American. 1284 01:05:25,997 --> 01:05:29,167 This was just a huge misunderstanding. 1285 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,268 What I said, it was, 1286 01:05:30,301 --> 01:05:33,638 the word could be used between black people, 1287 01:05:33,672 --> 01:05:38,677 not on black. 1288 01:05:40,044 --> 01:05:41,580 Joe? 1289 01:05:41,613 --> 01:05:42,614 - Run! - Okay. 1290 01:05:44,315 --> 01:05:45,650 Get back here! 1291 01:05:49,688 --> 01:05:51,089 Wait, what about Anthony? 1292 01:05:51,122 --> 01:05:52,424 Who gives a fuck about Anthony? 1293 01:05:52,457 --> 01:05:53,291 Get in! 1294 01:05:57,662 --> 01:05:59,063 Shit, I don't have the keys! 1295 01:05:59,097 --> 01:06:00,465 Well, where are they? 1296 01:06:00,499 --> 01:06:01,766 Aw, they're with Anthony! 1297 01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:03,167 Well, lock the doors. 1298 01:06:04,769 --> 01:06:06,605 We don't have a fucking windshield. 1299 01:06:08,540 --> 01:06:09,374 Fuck! 1300 01:06:12,577 --> 01:06:13,445 - Jake! - Oh shit! 1301 01:06:13,478 --> 01:06:14,278 Jake! 1302 01:06:14,312 --> 01:06:15,313 Jake! 1303 01:06:15,346 --> 01:06:16,180 Jake! 1304 01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:20,685 Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, 1305 01:06:20,719 --> 01:06:23,955 oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. 1306 01:06:27,559 --> 01:06:28,960 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1307 01:06:28,993 --> 01:06:29,894 But I didn't say anything. 1308 01:06:29,928 --> 01:06:31,863 That wasn't me, I promise you. 1309 01:06:31,896 --> 01:06:32,964 Dude, I would never do that. 1310 01:06:32,997 --> 01:06:34,899 Don't worry, my brothers. 1311 01:06:34,933 --> 01:06:37,335 I will get help as soon as I get home. 1312 01:06:37,368 --> 01:06:38,737 Anthony, fuck you! 1313 01:06:59,323 --> 01:07:00,592 Where is he? 1314 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:03,394 Anthony, you'd better be awake, 1315 01:07:04,262 --> 01:07:05,864 'cause we're coming to get ya. 1316 01:07:19,544 --> 01:07:22,714 What did I say about sleeping in the living room? 1317 01:07:25,116 --> 01:07:26,551 Jesus Grandpa! 1318 01:07:34,759 --> 01:07:37,061 I have some great news for you guys. 1319 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,162 Anthony's dead. 1320 01:07:39,498 --> 01:07:41,733 I just came back from the lawyer's office. 1321 01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:43,602 We went back over your mother's will. 1322 01:07:44,903 --> 01:07:45,904 And? 1323 01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:47,672 And he said he made a mistake. 1324 01:07:47,706 --> 01:07:49,908 Turns out you guys don't have to live with Anthony 1325 01:07:49,941 --> 01:07:51,009 for 45 days. 1326 01:07:56,047 --> 01:07:58,116 It's actually 45 weeks. 1327 01:08:00,251 --> 01:08:01,085 What? 1328 01:08:02,487 --> 01:08:04,556 We misinterpreted the will. 1329 01:08:04,589 --> 01:08:08,226 Turns out it's 45 weeks, not 45 days. 1330 01:08:08,259 --> 01:08:11,229 Nope, nope, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1331 01:08:13,965 --> 01:08:15,233 No, no, no, no! 1332 01:08:19,202 --> 01:08:20,738 Grandpa, please. 1333 01:08:20,772 --> 01:08:23,441 Please give us our cut of the money already. 1334 01:08:23,474 --> 01:08:26,244 We've been through a lot, and I can't take anymore of this. 1335 01:08:26,277 --> 01:08:28,780 I mean, look at my face for Christ's sakes. 1336 01:08:28,813 --> 01:08:30,113 Anthony did that? 1337 01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:32,083 No, but his actions did. 1338 01:08:32,116 --> 01:08:35,119 He's driving us crazy, and he's doing it on purpose 1339 01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:36,655 to just fuck with us! 1340 01:08:37,755 --> 01:08:41,059 I've had enough of that creature already! 1341 01:08:41,092 --> 01:08:43,862 Now please, Grandpa, do the right thing, 1342 01:08:43,895 --> 01:08:45,328 and give us some of that money. 1343 01:08:45,362 --> 01:08:46,164 Jake. 1344 01:08:46,197 --> 01:08:48,432 Just enough to get a new house. 1345 01:08:48,466 --> 01:08:49,367 I'm sorry, Jake. 1346 01:08:49,399 --> 01:08:52,103 I can not ignore your mother's will. 1347 01:08:53,037 --> 01:08:54,973 Well then fuck you and Mom's will. 1348 01:08:55,005 --> 01:08:56,975 You can keep it all for yourself. 1349 01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:59,143 I bet that was the plan from the beginning. 1350 01:09:05,884 --> 01:09:08,653 So this is what it takes to get your attention, Jake? 1351 01:09:09,621 --> 01:09:11,322 What the hell are you talking about? 1352 01:09:11,354 --> 01:09:13,625 I'm talking about the fact that you haven't called me 1353 01:09:13,657 --> 01:09:15,126 in five years. 1354 01:09:15,158 --> 01:09:17,361 So suddenly I turn up with two million dollars, 1355 01:09:17,395 --> 01:09:19,263 and you're ready to do whatever it takes 1356 01:09:19,297 --> 01:09:20,932 to spend time with the family. 1357 01:09:20,965 --> 01:09:22,200 That's not the point. 1358 01:09:22,233 --> 01:09:23,300 What's the point then? 1359 01:09:23,334 --> 01:09:25,503 The point is is that you're so god damn stubborn 1360 01:09:25,536 --> 01:09:27,405 to commit to Mom's will, when all it is 1361 01:09:27,438 --> 01:09:29,741 is a stupid piece of paper. 1362 01:09:29,773 --> 01:09:31,375 What if I told you I made this up, 1363 01:09:31,408 --> 01:09:33,244 just to teach you a lesson? 1364 01:09:33,277 --> 01:09:35,647 Don't fuck with me right now! 1365 01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:36,848 Take a look yourself. 1366 01:09:42,452 --> 01:09:45,189 Anthony's real name is Carlos Pizarro. 1367 01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:47,325 He's an Austrian actor that I hired 1368 01:09:47,358 --> 01:09:51,062 just to make you pay for ignoring me for five years. 1369 01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:57,902 So you destroyed our house, 1370 01:09:57,935 --> 01:10:00,038 made me quit my job, 1371 01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:01,505 and ruined our lives, 1372 01:10:01,539 --> 01:10:05,109 because I haven't called you in five years? 1373 01:10:05,143 --> 01:10:07,711 Well, it has also been kind of fun, 1374 01:10:07,746 --> 01:10:11,916 'cause he's had a body cam the entire time. 1375 01:10:11,950 --> 01:10:13,652 Well, I hope you were entertained, 1376 01:10:13,684 --> 01:10:16,520 'cause you just lost your grandsons forever. 1377 01:10:16,554 --> 01:10:17,388 Jake. 1378 01:10:17,421 --> 01:10:19,090 Don't talk to me, Grandpa! 1379 01:10:20,791 --> 01:10:23,027 Your mom really is a millionaire. 1380 01:10:24,962 --> 01:10:26,564 Is? 1381 01:10:26,596 --> 01:10:28,666 What do you mean by is? 1382 01:10:30,368 --> 01:10:31,369 Look to your left. 1383 01:10:35,907 --> 01:10:38,309 Your mom really was in a coma for five years. 1384 01:10:39,243 --> 01:10:41,578 When she woke up, the first thing she wanted to see 1385 01:10:41,612 --> 01:10:42,446 was you Jake. 1386 01:11:03,067 --> 01:11:05,568 So where is Joe, anyway? 1387 01:11:05,603 --> 01:11:07,237 Joe didn't take this so well. 1388 01:11:07,271 --> 01:11:10,675 No! 1389 01:11:17,048 --> 01:11:17,916 There's food out. 1390 01:11:17,949 --> 01:11:19,117 I'm sure he'll show up. 1391 01:11:23,688 --> 01:11:24,621 What's that? 1392 01:11:24,655 --> 01:11:25,889 Two million dollars. 1393 01:11:33,596 --> 01:11:36,034 Yeah, but Mom's still alive. 1394 01:11:37,068 --> 01:11:38,068 It's my net worth. 1395 01:11:39,637 --> 01:11:40,972 Start a business. 1396 01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:51,282 You know what? 1397 01:11:51,315 --> 01:11:52,650 I don't need it. 1398 01:11:54,218 --> 01:11:56,020 I have everything I need right here. 1399 01:12:01,092 --> 01:12:02,593 Man, I am starving. 1400 01:12:02,626 --> 01:12:04,162 What's for lunch? 1401 01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:06,530 Man, I haven't eaten alL day. 1402 01:12:06,564 --> 01:12:07,799 What's going on, Ray? 1403 01:12:07,832 --> 01:12:08,632 I'm good, Freddy. 1404 01:12:08,666 --> 01:12:09,467 How are you? 1405 01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:10,902 Same ol' shit, man. 1406 01:12:13,737 --> 01:12:14,538 Excuse me there, partner. 1407 01:12:14,572 --> 01:12:16,174 I just want to get this dressing. 1408 01:12:17,641 --> 01:12:18,609 Steve? 1409 01:12:18,642 --> 01:12:19,543 Ricky! 1410 01:12:19,577 --> 01:12:20,378 How you doing? 1411 01:12:20,411 --> 01:12:21,212 How are you doing? 1412 01:12:21,245 --> 01:12:22,346 I'm doing good. 1413 01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:24,382 You know, just trying to blow up some more houses. 1414 01:12:25,716 --> 01:12:27,018 Hey. 1415 01:12:27,050 --> 01:12:28,386 Oh, this food looks great. 1416 01:12:28,419 --> 01:12:29,954 Can't wait to dig in. 1417 01:12:29,987 --> 01:12:30,955 Thanks Ray. 1418 01:12:30,989 --> 01:12:32,190 You're welcome, Ricky. 1419 01:12:33,023 --> 01:12:35,293 You're welcome, Ricky? 1420 01:12:35,326 --> 01:12:37,594 Grandpa, what the hell's going on right here? 1421 01:12:38,696 --> 01:12:39,563 Let's see here. 1422 01:12:40,664 --> 01:12:43,968 Ricky and Mitch, I hired them to destroy your house. 1423 01:12:44,002 --> 01:12:45,603 Freddy, he's an actor that I hired 1424 01:12:45,636 --> 01:12:46,537 to play the angry black man 1425 01:12:46,570 --> 01:12:48,572 that you typically see in movies. 1426 01:12:49,740 --> 01:12:50,574 So, wait. 1427 01:12:51,675 --> 01:12:54,712 You hired all these people to be in on this? 1428 01:12:57,648 --> 01:12:59,650 Yeah, pretty much, yeah. 1429 01:13:11,796 --> 01:13:14,598 Yes! 1430 01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:20,939 What the? 1431 01:13:23,645 --> 01:13:28,645 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 95921