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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:53,070 An Old Egyptian poem goes as follows: "Nile, 2 00:00:53,426 --> 00:00:57,942 Nile, Nile, impetuous and turbulent river 3 00:00:58,385 --> 00:01:01,855 you're like our queen, the source of life. 4 00:01:03,344 --> 00:01:09,533 ASTERIX AND CLEOPATRA 5 00:02:01,550 --> 00:02:05,862 Our story begins in a distant past, in Alexandria, 6 00:02:06,341 --> 00:02:08,775 or at Alexandria, both are possible... 7 00:02:09,092 --> 00:02:13,131 ...in Egypt, at the palace of the queen of queens. 8 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:16,625 The legendary and elegant Cleopatra. 9 00:02:16,966 --> 00:02:17,955 Enough! 10 00:02:21,091 --> 00:02:25,448 I'm saying Egypt's culture isn't all that great... 11 00:02:25,966 --> 00:02:29,038 There were good times of course. 12 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:32,022 I'm just saying the current people are decadent. 13 00:02:33,259 --> 00:02:35,454 And that Egypt is merely a Roman province. 14 00:02:35,758 --> 00:02:38,272 A "province"! - Yes... 15 00:02:39,133 --> 00:02:41,772 Until further notice, o Caesar... 16 00:02:42,091 --> 00:02:44,685 ...it's not the Romans that build the great pyramids. 17 00:02:46,382 --> 00:02:48,816 Those pointy things? - And the sphinx? 18 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:51,894 And the tower of Pharos? What do you think of that? 19 00:02:52,382 --> 00:02:54,691 That's old news. - Yesterday... 20 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:59,053 ...or today, my people are superior. - In fact your people are... 21 00:02:59,424 --> 00:03:02,621 ...Greek, and I know better true Egyptians. 22 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,193 Enough! 23 00:03:06,841 --> 00:03:09,958 I can prove to you, o Caesar... 24 00:03:10,299 --> 00:03:13,211 ...that my people are still brilliant. 25 00:03:13,549 --> 00:03:16,188 Yes? How? Painting portraits? 26 00:03:17,091 --> 00:03:20,003 No, by building a palace. 27 00:03:20,507 --> 00:03:22,225 I already have a palace in Rome. 28 00:03:22,674 --> 00:03:26,792 You'll get one in Alexandria too. So when you visit the "province"... 29 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:31,690 ...you'll have somewhere to sleep. But it will be bigger... 30 00:03:32,091 --> 00:03:35,447 ...and more luxurious than all other palaces. 31 00:03:36,590 --> 00:03:40,105 Bigger than "Caesar's Palace"? I'd like to see that... 32 00:03:40,465 --> 00:03:41,739 You will see. 33 00:03:42,714 --> 00:03:45,990 Rome wasn't built in one day. When will it be finished? 34 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:48,000 Three centuries from now? 35 00:03:48,424 --> 00:03:49,379 Three months. 36 00:03:51,590 --> 00:03:53,342 Three months? - Three months? 37 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:54,867 Three... - ...months? 38 00:03:55,381 --> 00:03:57,895 Within 3 months you'll have your palace. 39 00:03:58,215 --> 00:04:00,649 It'll never be finished in time. 40 00:04:01,715 --> 00:04:03,467 But fine, I accept the challenge. 41 00:04:03,881 --> 00:04:06,236 If you make it, I'll publicly admit... 42 00:04:06,549 --> 00:04:10,667 ...that your people is still brilliant. But I have my doubts. 43 00:04:18,964 --> 00:04:20,920 See you in three months... 44 00:04:21,381 --> 00:04:23,656 He really gets the most of me. 45 00:04:35,214 --> 00:04:38,251 Oh no...why is the floor already finished? 46 00:04:38,590 --> 00:04:42,583 First the water pipes. Now we have to break up the floor. 47 00:04:42,964 --> 00:04:47,242 Malococsis, I'm not an architect. I'm a tiler. 48 00:04:47,630 --> 00:04:50,269 What's that door doing there? - No idea. 49 00:04:50,589 --> 00:04:54,184 Ask Edifis, the architect. - Architects... 50 00:04:54,548 --> 00:04:57,699 Along with cart wrights they're the most incompentent. 51 00:04:58,046 --> 00:04:59,525 Malococsis! 52 00:04:59,963 --> 00:05:02,841 Edifis... - I'm happy to see you. 53 00:05:04,088 --> 00:05:05,840 How are you? - Terrible! 54 00:05:06,380 --> 00:05:07,972 W...w...What's the problem? 55 00:05:08,421 --> 00:05:10,412 The door in the ceiling? - That? 56 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:15,271 I anticipate. Should you want a second floor, no problem. 57 00:05:15,921 --> 00:05:18,958 And the tiles. Beautiful, huh? Feudartifis, come see. 58 00:05:19,755 --> 00:05:22,553 Are they beautiful or what? - Beautiful. 59 00:05:28,088 --> 00:05:29,760 Malococsis...trust me... 60 00:05:30,047 --> 00:05:32,163 ...I'm not a cart wright. - You're worse. 61 00:05:32,921 --> 00:05:36,436 You're running two months behind. Watch it, I have connections. 62 00:05:36,796 --> 00:05:39,708 People in high places who could cause you a great deal of problems. 63 00:05:41,046 --> 00:05:42,923 Preferably from Alexandria... 64 00:05:44,546 --> 00:05:46,059 Architect Edifis? 65 00:05:48,254 --> 00:05:50,688 No, that's...What's it about? 66 00:05:51,128 --> 00:05:53,596 I had to laugh because of the Alexandria joke... 67 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:58,358 ...because people in high places makes me think about monkeys in a tree... 68 00:05:58,754 --> 00:06:00,824 You don't have to get angry. 69 00:06:04,254 --> 00:06:06,927 My little one...Wake up. Breakfast. 70 00:06:10,171 --> 00:06:11,809 Kinepolis... 71 00:06:12,212 --> 00:06:13,281 What's that? 72 00:06:14,837 --> 00:06:15,633 Lovendpis... 73 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,661 Serge... 74 00:06:25,378 --> 00:06:28,688 Artifis... clean the water. It stinks. 75 00:06:31,004 --> 00:06:32,517 I don't smell anything... 76 00:06:32,919 --> 00:06:35,752 I was just doing what I always do. 77 00:06:36,211 --> 00:06:38,771 That's your problem. 78 00:06:39,212 --> 00:06:40,645 You always do like you always do. 79 00:06:40,919 --> 00:06:42,875 Yes, I always do. 80 00:06:43,795 --> 00:06:47,265 The floor is weird. I don't feel it. 81 00:06:47,752 --> 00:06:49,105 Where is it? 82 00:06:51,836 --> 00:06:52,951 Good day. 83 00:06:55,794 --> 00:06:59,389 Edifis, is Egypt the most powerful empire in the world? 84 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:03,188 Yes. No one in the world has more power. 85 00:07:03,669 --> 00:07:06,979 Of course I don't know everyone. 86 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:10,612 The Romans and Caesar have their doubts. 87 00:07:11,086 --> 00:07:14,601 I'm going to show him what we can do. - Ok. 88 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:18,715 I'm building him the most magnificent palace. - Ok. 89 00:07:19,211 --> 00:07:21,725 And you, Edifis, will be the architect. 90 00:07:22,169 --> 00:07:23,648 Ok. 91 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,319 I'll be the architect. Meaning? 92 00:07:27,626 --> 00:07:28,900 I'll have to... 93 00:07:30,835 --> 00:07:32,826 Al my other architects are busy. 94 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:35,641 No, I'm not busy. 95 00:07:36,085 --> 00:07:37,723 He's not busy. 96 00:07:41,293 --> 00:07:43,807 Edifis, you're the only one available. 97 00:07:45,293 --> 00:07:48,842 I have no time. I have to finish my work for Malococsis. 98 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:51,212 Only the tiles, but anyway... 99 00:07:51,626 --> 00:07:55,062 My Queen, as your architect I offer you my services. 100 00:07:56,918 --> 00:07:59,034 When the crocodiles have fresh water, I could... 101 00:07:59,335 --> 00:08:02,133 No, you're good, but too conservative. 102 00:08:03,168 --> 00:08:05,682 Conservative... What does that mean? 103 00:08:06,126 --> 00:08:09,004 I want something new, something refreshing. 104 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:13,339 But... help Edifis. Find some land. 105 00:08:13,835 --> 00:08:15,427 Land? 106 00:08:16,168 --> 00:08:17,362 As you wish. 107 00:08:17,751 --> 00:08:21,539 Go, Edifis, you've got three months. 108 00:08:23,084 --> 00:08:25,723 Three months? What margin? 109 00:08:26,043 --> 00:08:30,275 Because three months, that's merely enough for the plans... 110 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:34,103 ...and with the foundations, that's three times four, nine... 111 00:08:34,584 --> 00:08:36,063 Three months, that's... 112 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:38,496 I don't think that's enough. 113 00:08:38,917 --> 00:08:43,274 Edifis! You've got three months. Exactly! 114 00:08:55,792 --> 00:08:58,181 If you succeed, I'll cover you with gold. 115 00:09:00,042 --> 00:09:03,193 If you fail, I'll feed you to the crocodiles. 116 00:09:32,583 --> 00:09:34,255 Where's the sweet little lamb? 117 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,786 They ate the little lamb? 118 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,885 I should build that palace. 119 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:48,483 Then I, neither Cleopatra, the rain... 120 00:09:48,791 --> 00:09:50,509 ...the hail nor the locusts... 121 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:55,626 ...would be Egypt's worst nightmare. 122 00:09:59,124 --> 00:10:02,639 17, 18, 19, 20, 21... 123 00:10:12,582 --> 00:10:16,336 474, 475, 476, 477... - Boss! 124 00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:23,499 Boss! I rushed myself... 125 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:26,300 I was thinking about some sort of machine... 126 00:10:26,749 --> 00:10:29,582 ...that would enable us to reach the top of the pyramid. 127 00:10:29,916 --> 00:10:33,386 Otis... can't this wait? 128 00:10:34,957 --> 00:10:38,108 What are you counting, boss? - I'm measuring. 129 00:10:41,248 --> 00:10:43,603 Cleopatra wants a palace for Caesar. 130 00:10:43,915 --> 00:10:46,304 Here. On this stroke of land. 131 00:10:46,623 --> 00:10:50,059 From there... to there. 132 00:10:51,831 --> 00:10:53,344 That would be a big palace. 133 00:10:53,623 --> 00:10:55,500 It has to be modern and daring. 134 00:10:55,915 --> 00:10:58,793 That's great. You can stop now... 135 00:10:59,123 --> 00:11:00,795 ...leave it to the experts. 136 00:11:01,082 --> 00:11:03,312 No time, we've got 3 months. 137 00:11:03,623 --> 00:11:05,534 Fine. And how much extra time? 138 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,903 None. We've got 3 months, not a day more. 139 00:11:09,789 --> 00:11:12,383 Impossible. - That's obvious. 140 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,856 However urgent jobs can be interesting. 141 00:11:15,165 --> 00:11:17,042 It's not urgent, it's suicide. 142 00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:20,767 If I fail, I'll be fed to the crocodiles. And I saw them... 143 00:11:21,122 --> 00:11:23,238 A crocodile is fast. 144 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:26,134 Not good. I can't finish my machine. 145 00:11:26,456 --> 00:11:29,926 Did you hear me did you hear me? 146 00:11:30,622 --> 00:11:34,137 Yes, no, but... - Sorry, but I can be eaten. 147 00:11:34,622 --> 00:11:36,021 Three months starting when? 148 00:11:39,372 --> 00:11:41,761 The clock is ticking. - They've been working on the gardens for years. 149 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,038 And there's nothing. Completely nothing. 150 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,805 We need magic. 151 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:51,085 We need to be magicians. Gods. 152 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:56,223 Exactly... We need magical powers. 153 00:11:56,706 --> 00:11:59,379 Yes, it's not good news, but that's it. 154 00:12:03,954 --> 00:12:05,672 When I was little... 155 00:12:06,414 --> 00:12:10,453 ...my dad told me about this druid. Geta-Getabemix. 156 00:12:12,997 --> 00:12:14,396 Getasonixme... 157 00:12:15,788 --> 00:12:17,267 Something ending in ix? 158 00:12:18,039 --> 00:12:19,677 Helmutlottix? 159 00:12:20,079 --> 00:12:22,354 It starts with Geta... and ends in ininekix. 160 00:12:22,663 --> 00:12:24,858 How about Pommederainettepommedapix. 161 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,838 A druid. 162 00:12:28,246 --> 00:12:31,079 A Gallic druid with a magic potion. 163 00:12:31,412 --> 00:12:33,289 It gives people enormous strength. 164 00:12:33,579 --> 00:12:37,652 Using that potion I'll finish in no time and stay alive. 165 00:12:38,037 --> 00:12:41,666 Imhotep, I didn't expect it, but suddenly I'm freed. 166 00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:43,437 Boss... 167 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,309 ...magic potions don't exist. 168 00:12:45,703 --> 00:12:49,378 Only on children's papyrus drawings. 169 00:12:50,121 --> 00:12:52,396 Get us some workers. Let them start the foundations. 170 00:12:52,704 --> 00:12:56,777 There will be a lane with big statues. Called "Big Statue Lane". 171 00:12:57,162 --> 00:13:01,280 And there gardens with olive and orange trees, willows, .... 172 00:13:01,661 --> 00:13:04,573 Yes, and there the palace, luxurious and magnificent. 173 00:13:05,036 --> 00:13:08,506 With a huge court yard and lots of dancers. 174 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:13,675 And there a small geranium, yes, that will be beautiful. 175 00:13:14,079 --> 00:13:15,910 That will be really beautiful. 176 00:13:16,203 --> 00:13:18,592 You have to picture it. - Yes. 177 00:13:19,038 --> 00:13:22,508 I'm leaving. See you in a month. - A month? 178 00:13:22,995 --> 00:13:25,873 Max. The time to find Getabemix and come back. 179 00:13:26,328 --> 00:13:27,886 Go, Cannabis. 180 00:13:29,161 --> 00:13:30,833 Go, Cannabis! 181 00:13:31,370 --> 00:13:33,088 Let's go! 182 00:13:35,619 --> 00:13:38,133 You're not moving, Cannabis. 183 00:13:38,578 --> 00:13:40,057 Move it! Go, Cannabis! 184 00:13:40,327 --> 00:13:41,646 Where does that Mix live? 185 00:13:41,911 --> 00:13:45,620 Up north. He lives up north. 186 00:13:45,995 --> 00:13:49,624 Go, go Cannabis. 187 00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:57,332 The year is 50 B.C. 188 00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:02,053 Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans. Well, not entirely... 189 00:14:02,453 --> 00:14:07,573 One small village of invincible Gauls still holds out against the invaders. 190 00:14:07,994 --> 00:14:12,465 And life is not easy for the Roman legionaries who garrison the fortified camps of 191 00:14:12,869 --> 00:14:17,181 Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Compendium... 192 00:14:17,577 --> 00:14:19,807 En garde, Gaul. Defend yourself! 193 00:14:20,785 --> 00:14:22,616 One moment please. 194 00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:29,651 What was that? - Are you new here? 195 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,590 Yes, we've just been transferred. 196 00:14:31,994 --> 00:14:36,351 I understand. This potion is a magic potion... 197 00:14:36,868 --> 00:14:40,907 ...made by our druid and it makes us stronger. 198 00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:46,809 Look. 199 00:14:50,702 --> 00:14:54,490 Getamanix! Getamenixme! 200 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:57,530 What kind of country is this? 201 00:14:58,576 --> 00:15:02,330 Incredible, it's minus 8000 degrees here. 202 00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:14,788 I don't have to drink it, I fell in when I was a little boy. 203 00:15:15,159 --> 00:15:18,356 It gives me extraordinary power. 204 00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:20,214 Look. 205 00:15:24,242 --> 00:15:26,039 Nice, huh? 206 00:15:27,201 --> 00:15:29,317 Good day. Where's the Gallic village. 207 00:15:30,201 --> 00:15:34,991 If you follow them you'll get there 208 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:39,004 I'm not going with you, ok? I'm staying here. 209 00:15:39,367 --> 00:15:41,198 I'm going to think a little. 210 00:15:42,784 --> 00:15:46,333 Those Romans are good, they fly better than the others. 211 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:50,170 It's because of their new helmets. They're more aerodynamic. 212 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:53,668 Listen... 213 00:15:54,951 --> 00:15:57,545 Landing could be better. 214 00:15:58,533 --> 00:16:01,093 Excuse me? Are you Asterixme? 215 00:16:01,409 --> 00:16:04,367 Rix. Asterix. And this is Obelix. 216 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,975 And the dog is Dogmatix. 217 00:16:07,409 --> 00:16:11,880 Do you know Getabamenix? A druid. 218 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:23,216 Getafix, excuse me for disturbing, but you have a visitor. 219 00:16:25,575 --> 00:16:28,373 Sir? - It's me! 220 00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:32,486 He obviously doesn't know you. 221 00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:36,536 I, I, I'm Edifis. I'm Tumeris' son, your old friend. 222 00:16:38,284 --> 00:16:41,356 What a pleasant surprise. 223 00:16:42,282 --> 00:16:44,238 You must be frozen. 224 00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:46,569 I'm very happy to see you. 225 00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:50,843 He's from Alexandria. Come warm yourself. 226 00:16:53,241 --> 00:16:56,677 That's the magic potion? - No, chestnut soup. 227 00:17:02,408 --> 00:17:03,557 No. 228 00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:07,022 I can't sell you any potion. 229 00:17:09,824 --> 00:17:13,419 Not all of it. One cauldron. 230 00:17:14,198 --> 00:17:14,994 No. 231 00:17:16,574 --> 00:17:19,042 He won't budge, it's the principle. 232 00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:20,639 A small cauldron. 233 00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:22,218 No. 234 00:17:24,198 --> 00:17:26,109 A flask. - No. 235 00:17:28,990 --> 00:17:31,106 A small flask. - Nee. 236 00:17:31,531 --> 00:17:35,490 A cup. A small cup. A small cup, that's all. 237 00:17:36,906 --> 00:17:41,058 It's a secret among druids and not for sale. 238 00:17:45,115 --> 00:17:46,946 A little cup is not much. 239 00:17:47,907 --> 00:17:49,260 I'm sorry, Edifis. 240 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,708 Ok then. 241 00:17:58,489 --> 00:18:00,605 You were my only hope. 242 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,492 The small chance of survival. 243 00:18:05,614 --> 00:18:07,252 But I understand. 244 00:18:08,365 --> 00:18:09,559 You have other things to worry about. 245 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:14,338 Caesar, the Romans. Who I'm not fond of. 246 00:18:16,281 --> 00:18:17,999 Maybe I'm going to die... 247 00:18:18,281 --> 00:18:19,999 But it was nice knowing you. 248 00:18:21,198 --> 00:18:22,313 Gentlemen... 249 00:18:23,489 --> 00:18:24,285 Midifix... 250 00:18:31,155 --> 00:18:32,349 But what's wrong? 251 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:39,115 Edifis, wait. I've been planning to consult some manuscripts... 252 00:18:39,614 --> 00:18:41,730 ...in Alexandria's library. I can't promise anything... 253 00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:45,260 ...but I'll join you. 254 00:18:46,823 --> 00:18:49,815 Thanks. Thanks a lot, Getamanix. 255 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,840 My ship is waiting, there's enough room for everyone. 256 00:18:53,281 --> 00:18:55,841 There's no time to loose. - Let's go, Dogmatix. 257 00:18:56,155 --> 00:18:59,113 You're not going to take him are you? - Why not? 258 00:18:59,447 --> 00:19:03,599 He's too small for such a big trip. And Egypt is the land of cats. 259 00:19:03,989 --> 00:19:07,140 Pack your bags and don't talk about any longer. 260 00:19:08,238 --> 00:19:11,867 "Don't talk about it..." 261 00:19:22,197 --> 00:19:25,792 Accompanied by the arctic wind, on board of the Napadelis... 262 00:19:26,154 --> 00:19:30,193 ...a long journey to Egypt begins, the land of Ra, the Sun God. 263 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,926 Cleopatra's kingdom would soon welcome... 264 00:19:34,279 --> 00:19:36,474 ...Asterix, Obelix and Getafix 265 00:19:36,903 --> 00:19:39,098 And Dogmatix? 266 00:19:40,153 --> 00:19:41,347 What? 267 00:19:42,738 --> 00:19:46,413 I bark. I'm not allowed to talk anymore, so I bark. 268 00:19:46,904 --> 00:19:49,862 Fine. Take him out, before he suffocates. 269 00:19:50,196 --> 00:19:53,586 But it's empty. - "It's empty". 270 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:59,541 Such a smart dog. My baby. 271 00:19:59,904 --> 00:20:02,338 How nice. He wanted to be with me. 272 00:20:02,653 --> 00:20:04,848 He got in there himself. - We were just saying... 273 00:20:05,279 --> 00:20:07,349 ...three months is a little short. 274 00:20:07,778 --> 00:20:09,450 Artifis is a real hyena. 275 00:20:09,862 --> 00:20:12,740 Do you know hyenas? Just the same. 276 00:20:13,195 --> 00:20:14,514 He wants me dead and he has many talents. 277 00:20:14,904 --> 00:20:17,418 Like what? - No, he's rich. 278 00:20:17,736 --> 00:20:20,728 He's got many golden talents. The Egyptian coin. 279 00:20:21,071 --> 00:20:23,665 In Gaul not the ones with most talents are the richest. 280 00:20:24,111 --> 00:20:27,660 Do we have to fear anything else? - No, nothing. 281 00:20:28,154 --> 00:20:29,985 Red Beard! Red Beard! 282 00:20:45,737 --> 00:20:49,776 Men, last time we weren't very lucky meeting those Gauls... 283 00:20:51,236 --> 00:20:53,796 ...with their magic potion, and that big dog. 284 00:20:55,861 --> 00:20:59,490 Completely outnumbered we had no other option than to... 285 00:20:59,986 --> 00:21:00,782 Run away. 286 00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:03,731 No, not really. 287 00:21:04,028 --> 00:21:06,622 We had to abandon ship as soon as possible. 288 00:21:07,068 --> 00:21:09,343 Swimming in that ice-cold water. - No, it was nice. 289 00:21:09,778 --> 00:21:11,655 It was ice cold. - Fine. 290 00:21:12,569 --> 00:21:17,165 To prevent further trouble, we'll avoid the Gauls. 291 00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:20,322 But for any others, no pity! 292 00:21:26,902 --> 00:21:29,780 Ship to the starboard! 293 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,215 Ready to board, daddy. Raise the oars. 294 00:21:36,652 --> 00:21:38,165 Calm down, my girl. 295 00:21:38,569 --> 00:21:40,366 Besides you're not making any sense. 296 00:21:41,068 --> 00:21:42,979 That's what I thought. 297 00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:45,757 How many ships, Boy? 298 00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:49,140 Just one, Captain, a small one. 299 00:21:50,401 --> 00:21:51,834 Egyptian, Captain. 300 00:21:52,235 --> 00:21:55,671 Egyptian. - Egyptian. Sounds good. 301 00:21:56,026 --> 00:22:00,224 This will get us back on track. - "Ipso facto et manu militari". 302 00:22:00,735 --> 00:22:01,531 Triplepod. 303 00:22:02,902 --> 00:22:06,975 Man your posts. Bosco, Gambler, Mullet, hoist the sails! 304 00:22:07,485 --> 00:22:10,397 Rackham, Worley, Husk, blow the horns. 305 00:22:13,442 --> 00:22:14,795 Prepare to board! 306 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:27,348 I'm king of the world! 307 00:22:29,735 --> 00:22:31,134 Pirates! 308 00:22:34,901 --> 00:22:37,176 Help, pirates! 309 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:43,245 Look, pirates. Quick, we have to have to get out of here. 310 00:22:44,859 --> 00:22:45,974 The pirates. 311 00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:51,508 It's us! 312 00:22:54,817 --> 00:22:57,889 The G... The Ga... The Gau... 313 00:22:58,358 --> 00:22:59,427 The Gauls! 314 00:23:00,693 --> 00:23:01,762 This can't be happening. 315 00:23:04,691 --> 00:23:08,764 Is there an axe here? Watch out. Pardon me. 316 00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:15,664 Calm down there. - What are they doing? 317 00:23:25,816 --> 00:23:28,774 Cheater! - It's not fair. 318 00:23:35,108 --> 00:23:37,303 Good. Sink it yourselves. 319 00:23:37,608 --> 00:23:39,166 They know who we are. 320 00:23:39,442 --> 00:23:43,560 They're old friends. We've met them many times at sea before. 321 00:23:47,150 --> 00:23:50,347 You see, "Abyssus abyssum invocat." 322 00:23:53,191 --> 00:23:57,104 Enough of those Latin proverbs. 323 00:24:06,108 --> 00:24:08,463 What's that at the horizon? 324 00:24:08,773 --> 00:24:10,126 The lights of Alexandria. 325 00:24:10,399 --> 00:24:12,867 Let the butterflies of my youth strand. 326 00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:16,498 I don't know why I just said that. 327 00:24:16,899 --> 00:24:19,129 I'm hungry. - We'll be there in the morning. 328 00:24:19,566 --> 00:24:23,115 That's the tower of Pharos, a beacon for ships. 329 00:24:23,607 --> 00:24:27,043 A beacon for ships. Egyptians are mad. 330 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:32,154 It's one of the seven wonders of the world. The biggest construction ever made by man. 331 00:24:32,689 --> 00:24:34,327 I'm hungrier than a barracuda. 332 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:37,439 Bar-ra-cu-da. 333 00:25:08,856 --> 00:25:10,414 You wanted to see me, Edifis. 334 00:25:11,814 --> 00:25:15,853 My Queen, the palace is getting along nicely but there is not enough time . 335 00:25:16,355 --> 00:25:19,745 That's why I asked some Gallic friends, a druid and 2 warriors... 336 00:25:20,231 --> 00:25:22,062 ...to help me with my task. 337 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,994 I'm here to ask your approval... 338 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,431 ...for their help. 339 00:25:27,856 --> 00:25:31,371 If it's ok with you. 340 00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:34,482 I wasn't sure. 341 00:25:34,772 --> 00:25:36,330 You can ask anyone for help. 342 00:25:36,731 --> 00:25:40,041 Finish the palace in time. That's all I ask. 343 00:25:41,315 --> 00:25:46,025 Caesar mocks me every day. I can't afford to loose this bet. 344 00:25:46,563 --> 00:25:48,394 He's completely full of himself. 345 00:25:48,814 --> 00:25:49,883 Completely. 346 00:25:50,272 --> 00:25:51,421 Completely. 347 00:26:11,229 --> 00:26:12,947 Listen... 348 00:26:13,355 --> 00:26:14,913 ...make sure you finish in time and everyone shall receive gold. 349 00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:16,950 I would like that. 350 00:26:17,354 --> 00:26:19,788 Else... the crocodiles. - I wouldn't like that. 351 00:26:25,145 --> 00:26:26,464 Now go. 352 00:26:35,646 --> 00:26:38,240 He's cute with that moustache. 353 00:26:38,771 --> 00:26:40,124 A little old. 354 00:26:40,396 --> 00:26:43,672 No, the other one. - No, too fat. 355 00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:45,090 You do it on purpose? 356 00:26:47,937 --> 00:26:52,488 She's probably got an evil personality, but a lovely nose. 357 00:26:53,271 --> 00:26:55,865 She'll feed me to the crocodiles. - Very lovely. 358 00:26:56,187 --> 00:26:58,018 Lovely nose, 359 00:26:58,312 --> 00:27:00,872 and with a little braid on the side. 360 00:27:01,855 --> 00:27:04,528 I'm going to be crocodile food and he's dreaming about her nose. 361 00:27:04,855 --> 00:27:07,210 Do crocodiles taste nice? 362 00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:10,614 Could you show a little more interest in me? 363 00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:16,170 A big ant. 364 00:28:12,019 --> 00:28:13,168 What a crowd! 365 00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:17,952 Looks like the biannual cattle market of Lutetia. 366 00:28:18,477 --> 00:28:21,992 All new breeds of cows are presented there. 367 00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:23,990 A great show. 368 00:28:24,394 --> 00:28:26,589 Which kind of cows do you have? 369 00:28:27,602 --> 00:28:30,912 Yes, continue. There's nothing going on. 370 00:28:31,269 --> 00:28:33,988 Yes, still a lot of work to be done. 371 00:28:34,310 --> 00:28:35,743 And only 2 months left. 372 00:28:36,019 --> 00:28:40,649 About that magic potion, when I visited you in Gaul... 373 00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:44,416 ...you told me you would take care of things. Now I would like to know... 374 00:28:44,768 --> 00:28:46,998 I said I would see if I could help. - How do you mean? 375 00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:50,507 Where did all that sand come from? - That was already here. 376 00:28:51,643 --> 00:28:55,033 All those stones were delivered by the Nile Express. 377 00:28:55,519 --> 00:28:57,475 Hitting those slaves is very violent. 378 00:28:57,893 --> 00:29:00,612 They're not slaves. They're construction workers... 379 00:29:00,934 --> 00:29:03,494 ...they do this voluntarily and they get paid. 380 00:29:03,935 --> 00:29:06,574 And those whiplashes are for fun? - No. 381 00:29:06,893 --> 00:29:09,965 Yes... I don't know. We haven't had any complaints so far. 382 00:29:10,476 --> 00:29:13,832 "Istou"? - Maybe it means "continue". 383 00:29:16,184 --> 00:29:18,539 The signal that the soup has arrived. 384 00:29:18,851 --> 00:29:21,888 No. They're relieved. 385 00:29:22,351 --> 00:29:25,070 Tradition calls for them to exchange hair. 386 00:29:25,518 --> 00:29:29,272 Now they're bonded by hair. 387 00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:31,883 It's a different culture. 388 00:29:32,184 --> 00:29:35,017 Do you remember that menhir I threw at Caius Bonus? 389 00:29:35,351 --> 00:29:37,819 I bet it weighed just as much as that bunch of stones. 390 00:29:38,142 --> 00:29:41,737 You should ask him. He's best positioned to answer. 391 00:29:49,893 --> 00:29:51,042 It's a different culture. 392 00:29:57,309 --> 00:30:00,506 Another bill. I hate paperwork. 393 00:30:00,850 --> 00:30:04,160 Otis, my scribe. 394 00:30:06,017 --> 00:30:07,655 Scribe, that's a comfortable position... 395 00:30:08,059 --> 00:30:11,972 I don't think there are any good or bad positions. 396 00:30:12,475 --> 00:30:16,593 If I have to summarize my life, I'll start with my encounters. 397 00:30:16,975 --> 00:30:21,605 The people that stood up for me, when I was all alone. 398 00:30:22,142 --> 00:30:25,373 It's strange that coincidence determines your faith... 399 00:30:25,725 --> 00:30:29,274 ...because once you've had a taste of the good life... 400 00:30:29,766 --> 00:30:33,441 ...it's sometimes hard to find someone to speak to. 401 00:30:33,809 --> 00:30:36,164 The mirror that helps you forward. 402 00:30:36,474 --> 00:30:40,513 But not in my case, cause I succeeded. I thank life... 403 00:30:40,891 --> 00:30:44,008 ...I sing, I dance. I'm love... 404 00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:48,866 ...and when people ask me why I'm so humane... 405 00:30:49,391 --> 00:30:52,861 ...I tell them it's the taste of love. 406 00:30:53,349 --> 00:30:55,783 Which today leads me to this kind of mechanical construction. 407 00:30:56,099 --> 00:30:59,569 But tomorrow might lead me to be of service to the whole community... 408 00:30:59,932 --> 00:31:03,083 ...and I'll give myself. 409 00:31:07,516 --> 00:31:10,633 What's for dinner this afternoon? - Lentils. 410 00:31:15,390 --> 00:31:17,267 I'll be back. 411 00:31:22,890 --> 00:31:26,121 This is the future site of Caesar's Palace. 412 00:31:26,474 --> 00:31:28,590 To be completed in 58 days. 413 00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:34,623 What are you looking for? 414 00:31:34,891 --> 00:31:37,166 I've lost my lentil. 415 00:31:38,723 --> 00:31:39,792 Workers 416 00:31:40,848 --> 00:31:42,440 Workers. 417 00:31:43,222 --> 00:31:45,178 Friends. 418 00:31:45,765 --> 00:31:48,484 Have we gone back to the days of the pharaohs? 419 00:31:50,932 --> 00:31:53,651 Slaving away and getting whipped? 420 00:31:55,723 --> 00:31:56,712 And for whom? 421 00:31:57,723 --> 00:31:59,793 For Caesar... 422 00:32:05,639 --> 00:32:08,597 Let him build his palace in Rome. 423 00:32:09,056 --> 00:32:11,854 Everyone at his place and the hippos will be fine. 424 00:32:12,306 --> 00:32:13,944 That's true... 425 00:32:24,598 --> 00:32:28,750 Friends, you are being exploited. 426 00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:33,872 You're being exhausted and... 427 00:32:35,639 --> 00:32:36,913 ...to be honest... 428 00:32:40,222 --> 00:32:41,701 There. 429 00:32:42,097 --> 00:32:43,496 He's right. 430 00:32:45,014 --> 00:32:47,892 And there two huge statues. 431 00:32:48,222 --> 00:32:50,497 But not too huge. 15 meters high is enough. 432 00:32:50,804 --> 00:32:54,035 And at the edge of the sphinxes, a big kitchen. 433 00:32:54,388 --> 00:32:58,142 Next to the bedrooms, that's maybe not ideal. 434 00:32:58,514 --> 00:33:02,223 Because of the noise and odour? - Could become annoying. 435 00:33:02,596 --> 00:33:04,029 Didn't think about that. 436 00:33:04,972 --> 00:33:07,202 Why are those grapes so big? 437 00:33:07,513 --> 00:33:11,062 They're dates, Obelix. They grow on those trees. 438 00:33:15,387 --> 00:33:17,343 Crunchy on the inside. - That's the stone. 439 00:33:17,639 --> 00:33:19,277 Not bad. 440 00:33:23,929 --> 00:33:28,161 Lunch break is over. Get to work! 441 00:33:29,554 --> 00:33:32,114 I hardly said anything. Only that lunch break was over. 442 00:33:32,553 --> 00:33:35,147 We're not satisfied! We're not satisfied! 443 00:33:38,430 --> 00:33:40,307 Please? - Yes... 444 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,119 We're not satisfied! We're not satisfied! 445 00:33:47,179 --> 00:33:50,251 We refuse to work any longer under these conditions. 446 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,917 It's unbearable. - We're not satisfied! 447 00:33:54,388 --> 00:33:56,504 Calm down, calm down. 448 00:33:57,887 --> 00:33:59,605 We're not satisfied! 449 00:34:00,012 --> 00:34:02,287 Who's in charge? 450 00:34:02,721 --> 00:34:04,234 Ok fine. 451 00:34:04,511 --> 00:34:06,741 I'll speak for all of us. 452 00:34:07,928 --> 00:34:10,237 I'm Itineris. - I'm listening. 453 00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:13,477 You have two new messages. 454 00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:18,573 First of all: we're working more than 18 hours a day or 36 hours in 2 days. 455 00:34:18,970 --> 00:34:21,279 We want it lowered to 35 hours. 456 00:34:21,595 --> 00:34:23,472 That'll never work. It'll cause problems. 457 00:34:23,886 --> 00:34:26,764 Secondly, and sorry for interrupting you... 458 00:34:27,094 --> 00:34:29,369 ...we want a decrease of at least 50%. 459 00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:31,635 An increase you mean. - No. 460 00:34:32,053 --> 00:34:34,203 A decrease of the number of whiplashes. 461 00:34:34,636 --> 00:34:36,354 We get too many whiplashes. 462 00:34:36,761 --> 00:34:39,594 Some people get headaches from the noise. 463 00:34:40,052 --> 00:34:42,282 Their head is ready to burst. - Yes... 464 00:34:42,595 --> 00:34:46,827 ...and concerning the food... Some wild boar alongside the lentils would be nice. 465 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:50,473 The less whiplashes, the slower you work. 466 00:34:50,929 --> 00:34:53,762 Then the palace doesn't get finished in time, and I'll be fed to the crocodiles. 467 00:34:54,095 --> 00:34:56,290 Enough, Edifis. Itineris is right... 468 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,279 ...to not allow that. 469 00:35:04,510 --> 00:35:07,946 I'm sure they would be happy with some wild boar. 470 00:35:15,552 --> 00:35:16,701 It's Ready. 471 00:35:23,136 --> 00:35:26,731 No, you fell in when you were little. 472 00:35:27,093 --> 00:35:29,653 Come on, Dogmatix. 473 00:35:30,093 --> 00:35:32,084 Give them a demonstration, Asterix. 474 00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:35,607 Be careful, it might be a bit too strong. 475 00:35:42,344 --> 00:35:45,142 It's a little too strong. - No, it's very good. 476 00:35:56,260 --> 00:35:57,852 Dogmatix, do a trick. 477 00:36:00,301 --> 00:36:01,416 Do a trick. 478 00:36:26,926 --> 00:36:28,325 Sit! 479 00:36:29,384 --> 00:36:31,454 It's a miracle... 480 00:36:40,135 --> 00:36:41,887 Is there enough for everyone? 481 00:36:42,175 --> 00:36:43,654 I'll make some more. 482 00:36:44,468 --> 00:36:47,460 No, Obelix, you... - Fell in when I was little.... 483 00:36:47,801 --> 00:36:49,473 Yes, alright. 484 00:37:50,549 --> 00:37:53,268 No! Obelix, no. 485 00:38:30,466 --> 00:38:33,344 Hohis. That's his name. 486 00:38:34,547 --> 00:38:36,026 Nobis? 487 00:38:36,298 --> 00:38:39,449 No, Hohis. With an h. 488 00:39:05,047 --> 00:39:07,322 Nexusis. 489 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,313 Can I help you? 490 00:39:11,589 --> 00:39:14,308 An Imhotep. - Two. 491 00:39:16,673 --> 00:39:19,187 I have a job for you. 492 00:39:19,505 --> 00:39:20,858 No problem. Who do you want me to kill? 493 00:39:21,255 --> 00:39:22,768 No, we're not killing anyone. 494 00:39:25,214 --> 00:39:26,772 Here you go, two Imhoteps. 495 00:39:28,881 --> 00:39:31,714 The construction of the palace has to stop. 496 00:39:33,214 --> 00:39:36,650 They're waiting for stones from the south. 497 00:39:37,130 --> 00:39:39,724 Make sure they don't arrive. 498 00:39:40,131 --> 00:39:42,486 No stones, no construction. 499 00:39:43,713 --> 00:39:46,432 No construction, no palace. 500 00:39:47,005 --> 00:39:48,040 No palace... 501 00:39:50,213 --> 00:39:52,010 ...no palace. 502 00:39:53,964 --> 00:39:57,195 Here's some gold to cover your expenses. 503 00:39:58,338 --> 00:39:59,896 You give back whatever's left. 504 00:40:12,339 --> 00:40:14,250 Nice tunic. 505 00:40:36,963 --> 00:40:41,081 I came, I saw, I conquered. Veni, vidi, vici. 506 00:40:41,462 --> 00:40:44,420 The usual stuff. And sign with: 507 00:40:45,045 --> 00:40:46,194 "Cesare". 508 00:40:46,796 --> 00:40:49,754 "Cesare" or "Caesar"? 509 00:40:51,963 --> 00:40:55,239 Caesar. It sounded cool, but... 510 00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:56,815 Engrave 4 plates. 511 00:40:58,962 --> 00:41:00,839 Ave Caesar. Power and prosperity... 512 00:41:01,128 --> 00:41:03,688 Power and prosperity, Caius C+. Good news? 513 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:06,722 I came, I saw, I conquered. As usual 514 00:41:07,045 --> 00:41:10,276 Veni, vidi, ok. Vici is a little premature. 515 00:41:10,628 --> 00:41:12,027 What do you mean? 516 00:41:12,587 --> 00:41:14,737 Gaul for example... 517 00:41:15,045 --> 00:41:16,524 What about Gaul? 518 00:41:18,087 --> 00:41:20,840 Gaul is vici. It's completely occupied. 519 00:41:21,170 --> 00:41:24,287 No it isn't. One small village of invincible Gauls still holds out... 520 00:41:24,629 --> 00:41:26,506 ...against the invaders, yes I know. 521 00:41:26,919 --> 00:41:29,069 I've heard it over and over. 522 00:41:29,836 --> 00:41:31,827 And Cleopatra, they stopped construction? 523 00:41:32,128 --> 00:41:34,926 No, it's going fine. 524 00:41:35,378 --> 00:41:39,417 It's beautiful. They even... on the inside... 525 00:41:40,545 --> 00:41:42,422 No. - Excuse me. 526 00:41:42,836 --> 00:41:46,306 Don't touch me... - They'll finish in time. 527 00:41:47,003 --> 00:41:49,563 Impossible. - The Gauls don't know the meaning of the word. 528 00:41:50,003 --> 00:41:54,440 Edifis got 3 of them to help him. One of them is the druid Teachix. 529 00:41:54,836 --> 00:41:55,791 Getafix? 530 00:41:56,170 --> 00:41:58,525 Yes, I knew it sounded like that. 531 00:41:58,836 --> 00:42:03,148 Also a little clever one and a big brute: Aikix and Journalduhix. 532 00:42:05,836 --> 00:42:07,474 Or Malcomix. 533 00:42:08,294 --> 00:42:10,933 Keep an eye on them for now. I'll decide later what to do. 534 00:42:11,253 --> 00:42:15,485 Si vis pacem, para bellum. If you want peace, prepare for war. 535 00:42:16,377 --> 00:42:20,848 The little Gaul has the name of a hero: Brucewillix. 536 00:42:28,043 --> 00:42:30,876 In the mean time, the ruthless Nexusis... 537 00:42:31,210 --> 00:42:34,919 ...sent by Artifis, was completing his mission. 538 00:42:35,459 --> 00:42:38,098 Cut off the supply of stones... 539 00:42:38,544 --> 00:42:42,503 ...by bribing the foul convoy supervisor. 540 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:17,339 There the buildings can form a "C", from Cleopatra. 541 00:43:18,418 --> 00:43:19,851 It's Caesar's palace. 542 00:43:20,126 --> 00:43:22,117 That's possible too. - What do you mean? 543 00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:25,139 The stones have arrived. 544 00:43:32,709 --> 00:43:37,385 The supervisor says there are no more stones in the quarries. 545 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:41,458 Funny language. - He wants to be paid. 546 00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:45,030 He's lying. - No, he really wants to be paid. 547 00:43:45,501 --> 00:43:48,334 No, about the quarries. There have to be more stones. 548 00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:50,783 I could make him talk. Can I? 549 00:43:51,083 --> 00:43:53,643 Ok. But don't overdo it, he needs to be able to talk. 550 00:43:57,168 --> 00:43:58,726 How do you say "talk"? 551 00:43:59,124 --> 00:44:02,673 In the sense of "I don't speak Egyptian very well"... 552 00:44:03,042 --> 00:44:06,273 ...it's "medou ene ere comete". 553 00:44:06,625 --> 00:44:10,413 If it's "talk a little slower", then it's "medou ere keteb". 554 00:44:10,791 --> 00:44:12,668 "Medou ere keteb". - No, "ketebece". 555 00:44:12,958 --> 00:44:15,472 "Ketebece". - "Keteb". "Ketebece", when they're 8 of them. 556 00:44:15,916 --> 00:44:18,111 "Ketebece". - No, not "ketebece". 557 00:44:18,416 --> 00:44:20,452 No, sorry. - No one understands you. 558 00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:22,502 "Keteb" open, "keteb" generious. 559 00:44:22,917 --> 00:44:24,316 Say... 560 00:44:25,541 --> 00:44:26,815 "Ouchebe". 561 00:44:31,124 --> 00:44:32,603 "Ouchebe". 562 00:44:33,249 --> 00:44:35,080 No? Not "ouchebe"? 563 00:44:37,916 --> 00:44:40,828 No, Obelix, not so furious. 564 00:44:41,374 --> 00:44:46,004 He says Artifis paid him to throw the stones into the Nile. 565 00:44:51,457 --> 00:44:54,176 There are enough stones in the quarry. 566 00:44:57,666 --> 00:45:02,376 Ai... Ai... He says... - Yes, ai, I understand that part. 567 00:45:02,791 --> 00:45:06,466 He says "ai" because he's in pain. I'm in pain. 568 00:45:06,832 --> 00:45:09,630 Not the moustache. Not the moustache. 569 00:45:11,998 --> 00:45:12,908 He's finished. 570 00:45:13,290 --> 00:45:15,565 We'll go with him. 571 00:45:15,874 --> 00:45:20,026 I'll stay here to keep an eye on things. Otis will accompany you to... 572 00:45:22,290 --> 00:45:24,281 Yes, to... 573 00:45:24,581 --> 00:45:27,049 Here. Amulets. 574 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,315 Lucky charms to protect you. 575 00:45:31,665 --> 00:45:32,939 Thanks. 576 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,031 Amsterisque. - Rix. 577 00:45:37,331 --> 00:45:39,128 Risque. - Yes, rix... 578 00:45:39,415 --> 00:45:41,485 Risque. 579 00:45:42,456 --> 00:45:45,289 The fate of Egypt is in your hands. 580 00:45:45,623 --> 00:45:48,296 Isn't that a little exaggerated? 581 00:45:49,331 --> 00:45:52,687 My fate is in your hands. - That's better. 582 00:45:56,789 --> 00:45:59,622 Go, Amsterisque! - Rix. 583 00:45:59,956 --> 00:46:01,025 Risque. 584 00:46:06,331 --> 00:46:08,891 So our Gallic friends and Otis went on their way... 585 00:46:09,206 --> 00:46:12,323 ...to the quarries to get the stones. 586 00:46:14,997 --> 00:46:17,306 What's wrong with your dromedary? 587 00:46:17,623 --> 00:46:19,500 It's my stomach. 588 00:46:19,789 --> 00:46:22,542 While I pack up the boat, you can visit the sphinx. 589 00:46:22,873 --> 00:46:26,229 There will be many restaurants. 590 00:46:26,581 --> 00:46:29,937 You can stuff yourself with all kinds of things... 591 00:46:30,289 --> 00:46:32,120 ...steamed fish, meat in sauce. 592 00:46:34,623 --> 00:46:36,500 I knew it, nothing to eat. 593 00:46:36,789 --> 00:46:38,507 Nice, those little sphinxes. 594 00:46:39,289 --> 00:46:41,962 I could make little menhirs. 595 00:46:42,289 --> 00:46:43,642 Sphinx! - Never mind. 596 00:46:44,038 --> 00:46:45,676 Sphinx! - No, thanks. 597 00:46:51,789 --> 00:46:54,701 Stranger, a portrait with the sphinx as souvenir? 598 00:46:55,164 --> 00:46:56,961 A statue in 30 minutes? 599 00:46:57,746 --> 00:47:00,544 Yes why not? It would look nice at my place. 600 00:47:00,996 --> 00:47:04,909 Do you accept sestertius? - Sure. Stand in profile please... 601 00:47:05,412 --> 00:47:06,765 ...shoulders up front. 602 00:47:08,038 --> 00:47:09,153 Not to far. 603 00:47:09,580 --> 00:47:14,096 We have to be more alert. Artifis is a snake. 604 00:47:14,622 --> 00:47:17,136 Besides the transport he could attack the construction site. 605 00:47:17,455 --> 00:47:19,650 We must organise a guard. 606 00:47:19,954 --> 00:47:22,787 What do you think, Obelix? 607 00:47:23,955 --> 00:47:27,311 Now where did he go? Obe? 608 00:47:27,663 --> 00:47:29,335 Obe. Obelix! 609 00:47:32,622 --> 00:47:34,578 Not to short? - No no. 610 00:47:37,703 --> 00:47:40,615 So you're from Gaul? - Yes. 611 00:47:41,246 --> 00:47:44,443 Been pretty hefty there lately... 612 00:47:44,912 --> 00:47:46,311 Obe... 613 00:47:50,204 --> 00:47:53,514 Obelix... - H�! H�! Asterix! 614 00:47:55,996 --> 00:47:58,430 Obelix, I'm sure that's forbidden. 615 00:48:00,870 --> 00:48:02,781 Come down at once. 616 00:48:16,828 --> 00:48:18,898 How nice... 617 00:48:19,328 --> 00:48:21,603 Come down. You're being childish. 618 00:48:21,954 --> 00:48:23,831 You look so small down there. 619 00:48:24,245 --> 00:48:26,918 Don't be stupid. Get off that sphinx. 620 00:48:28,952 --> 00:48:31,307 I'm going to take a walk on his head. 621 00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:35,027 Wise guy. 622 00:48:57,620 --> 00:48:59,451 Broken nose. 623 00:49:03,244 --> 00:49:05,997 Great. Remarkable. 624 00:49:08,995 --> 00:49:10,553 Congratulations, Obelix. 625 00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:15,916 You've outdone yourself this time. 626 00:49:16,202 --> 00:49:17,954 We could attach it again. 627 00:49:18,244 --> 00:49:20,678 Really? That's a great idea. 628 00:49:20,994 --> 00:49:23,349 With what? Did you see the size of that thing? 629 00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:26,220 Yes, it's a rock. A cliff. 630 00:49:26,536 --> 00:49:30,245 What am I saying? A peninsula. 631 00:49:30,619 --> 00:49:34,612 Stop making everything so complicated and find a solution. 632 00:49:34,993 --> 00:49:37,507 You're so clumsy, Obelix. 633 00:49:39,244 --> 00:49:40,723 Luckily no one saw us. 634 00:49:40,994 --> 00:49:43,633 He said: "Let the Greek balm you." 635 00:49:43,952 --> 00:49:45,590 Imhotep. - Tep. 636 00:50:06,909 --> 00:50:08,661 Help me, I only have two arms. 637 00:50:15,576 --> 00:50:17,965 Was that lightning? 638 00:50:28,118 --> 00:50:30,586 I told you I saw lightning. I'm not crazy. 639 00:50:36,075 --> 00:50:37,303 Done. 640 00:50:37,867 --> 00:50:41,064 No one will find it there. 641 00:50:42,201 --> 00:50:43,919 Fine, let's get out of here. 642 00:50:44,326 --> 00:50:45,725 Come on, Dogmatix. 643 00:50:46,992 --> 00:50:49,506 Not a word about this to Getafix. 644 00:50:49,826 --> 00:50:51,578 Nothing happened. - No. 645 00:50:51,867 --> 00:50:52,856 Nothing. 646 00:50:58,367 --> 00:51:00,483 Hey, my pyramids... 647 00:51:06,075 --> 00:51:09,704 Seeing the palace is progressing faster than planned... 648 00:51:10,075 --> 00:51:13,033 ...we demand, which is perfectly normal... 649 00:51:13,367 --> 00:51:16,723 ...an extra day off. 650 00:51:17,075 --> 00:51:19,543 You understand me, put yourself in my place Adis. 651 00:51:19,866 --> 00:51:21,185 My name's Edifis. 652 00:51:21,449 --> 00:51:23,679 What did I say? 653 00:51:29,283 --> 00:51:31,558 Itineris, I don't understand anything. 654 00:51:32,074 --> 00:51:33,666 Try to move a little. 655 00:51:33,949 --> 00:51:36,019 Now? - No. How about now? 656 00:51:36,324 --> 00:51:38,235 And now? - Try it. 657 00:51:38,532 --> 00:51:41,683 Do you understand me now? Because... 658 00:51:42,033 --> 00:51:45,582 ...I've been having that problem a lot lately. 659 00:51:49,241 --> 00:51:51,038 Are you alright, Obe? - I'm hungry. 660 00:51:53,866 --> 00:51:55,936 How could the build such a thing? 661 00:51:56,365 --> 00:51:58,401 Stone upon stone. - Indeed. 662 00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:00,018 Gauls... 663 00:52:00,283 --> 00:52:03,798 Feel like visiting the pyramid? 664 00:52:04,156 --> 00:52:05,669 For free. 665 00:52:06,073 --> 00:52:08,541 Not sure if we can learn anything. 666 00:52:08,866 --> 00:52:12,575 They say it's extraordinary. We're not in a hurry. 667 00:52:13,074 --> 00:52:15,668 Stay here, Dogmatix. Guard Getafix. 668 00:52:16,115 --> 00:52:17,912 If you're good, I'll give you a bone. 669 00:52:31,073 --> 00:52:35,703 Don't loose track of me. You won't get out of this labyrinth alive. 670 00:52:36,406 --> 00:52:39,318 Watch it, the corridors are very narrow. 671 00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:43,046 You can't be too fat. - No one is fat. 672 00:52:45,114 --> 00:52:47,469 On your right, Anubis. 673 00:52:47,781 --> 00:52:51,012 Touching. - The god of the dead. 674 00:52:54,865 --> 00:52:56,344 Through here. 675 00:52:57,447 --> 00:53:00,200 Come, distinguished guests, go in here. 676 00:53:00,697 --> 00:53:05,009 These hieroglyphs are beautiful. 677 00:53:06,281 --> 00:53:09,432 After you. Enter. 678 00:53:10,281 --> 00:53:11,509 Indeed. 679 00:53:15,156 --> 00:53:16,555 No! No! 680 00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:22,389 You'll never get out of here. 681 00:53:25,072 --> 00:53:29,429 This tomb will be your tomb! 682 00:53:32,613 --> 00:53:35,127 No way out. We are stuck. 683 00:53:35,573 --> 00:53:38,087 "This tomb will be your tomb!" Nice one. 684 00:53:38,405 --> 00:53:41,556 I'm too good. - I knew it. A free visit. 685 00:53:43,281 --> 00:53:45,920 Anyway, enough things to read. 686 00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:48,958 Hieroglyphs all look alike. - No. 687 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:53,353 Look, Obelix, the colours... are beautiful. 688 00:53:53,863 --> 00:53:55,854 That's all really nice, but... 689 00:53:56,155 --> 00:53:58,623 ...if we don't find a way out soon... 690 00:53:58,946 --> 00:54:01,414 ...we'll have all eternity to figure them out. 691 00:54:03,196 --> 00:54:05,835 That's that. 692 00:54:06,155 --> 00:54:08,225 If they get out of here... 693 00:54:08,529 --> 00:54:12,283 ...I swear I'll never shave my head again. 694 00:54:12,779 --> 00:54:16,328 First of all we have to get that door open. 695 00:54:16,696 --> 00:54:17,811 But considering the size... 696 00:54:18,530 --> 00:54:19,883 Here, Obelix... 697 00:54:21,404 --> 00:54:24,840 ...for the first time you can have some magic potion.. 698 00:54:25,321 --> 00:54:27,391 Really? - That's what we said didn't we. 699 00:54:31,446 --> 00:54:33,516 One, two, three drops. 700 00:54:33,946 --> 00:54:36,221 That's enough. 701 00:54:57,113 --> 00:54:58,865 Well... 702 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,880 That didn't seem to do anything. 703 00:55:15,486 --> 00:55:16,601 No, it's Geta. 704 00:55:20,278 --> 00:55:21,836 Yes, I'm here. 705 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,548 Here. 706 00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:32,675 We're running in circles. 707 00:55:33,277 --> 00:55:35,791 The pharaoh's had splendid architects. 708 00:55:36,277 --> 00:55:39,349 We're in a serious situation here. - Very serious. 709 00:55:39,820 --> 00:55:41,378 I'm starting to get hungry. 710 00:55:42,403 --> 00:55:44,712 What do those hieroglyphs mean? 711 00:55:46,236 --> 00:55:49,706 There's no time to find out, we have to get out of here. 712 00:55:50,194 --> 00:55:53,630 We must set our priorities straight. 713 00:55:53,986 --> 00:55:57,262 I'm reporting to mister Asterix that's I'm hungry. 714 00:55:57,610 --> 00:56:01,398 I keep myself busy to forget I'm hungry. 715 00:56:01,903 --> 00:56:05,862 I forgot mister Obelix's stomach was more important. 716 00:56:06,236 --> 00:56:09,273 Wild boars and fights, that's all he needs. 717 00:56:09,736 --> 00:56:12,728 Mister Asterix knows everything better. 718 00:56:13,194 --> 00:56:15,788 Yes, maybe. - I'm reporting to mister Asterix... 719 00:56:16,236 --> 00:56:20,275 ...who wanted to visit the pyramid that this wouldn't have happened in a menhir. 720 00:56:22,819 --> 00:56:25,094 2 Sestertius for that logic. 721 00:56:29,693 --> 00:56:31,126 What's keeping them? 722 00:56:32,403 --> 00:56:36,191 The stones are loaded. We have to leave. 723 00:56:39,902 --> 00:56:43,212 I was excited. I was just saying something. Mea culpa. 724 00:56:43,569 --> 00:56:46,447 No, I said mea culpa. 725 00:56:46,984 --> 00:56:49,544 It also could have happened in a menhir. 726 00:56:49,860 --> 00:56:53,409 In any case, I can't get us out of this place. 727 00:56:54,193 --> 00:56:58,550 My friends, I fear this is the end of our adventures. 728 00:57:04,901 --> 00:57:06,653 Could someone light a torch? 729 00:57:06,943 --> 00:57:10,822 No, I have the amulets, but that's not going to help. 730 00:57:11,192 --> 00:57:13,228 I'm sorry for Edifis. 731 00:57:13,526 --> 00:57:16,359 I'm sorry for Dogmatix. 732 00:57:16,693 --> 00:57:19,127 Or not, Dogmatix? - Dogmatix? 733 00:57:19,443 --> 00:57:23,277 Yes, so? Don't blame me for bringing him! 734 00:57:23,652 --> 00:57:25,882 His sense of smell lead him to us. 735 00:57:26,192 --> 00:57:28,706 So he can get us out of here. 736 00:57:29,026 --> 00:57:31,415 That's true! Dogmatix, listen very carefully. 737 00:57:31,734 --> 00:57:36,444 If you get us out of here, I'll give you a pile full of bones. 738 00:57:54,234 --> 00:57:57,306 Yes! That's good... Dogmatix! 739 00:57:57,774 --> 00:58:00,083 Excuse me, we're fortunate you brought him. 740 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:04,313 Sometimes I think he understands everything I say. 741 00:58:09,066 --> 00:58:11,341 And they returned to the construction site... 742 00:58:11,650 --> 00:58:14,767 ...aboard ships loaded with stones. 743 00:58:15,524 --> 00:58:17,958 We're going slowly. - Very slow. 744 00:58:18,401 --> 00:58:19,720 Too slow. 745 00:58:20,149 --> 00:58:23,425 At this speed we won't be back in time for the wild board banquet... 746 00:58:23,775 --> 00:58:25,288 ...lentils aren't that great... 747 00:58:25,566 --> 00:58:28,876 The Nile is an unpredictable river... 748 00:58:29,233 --> 00:58:31,952 ...sometimes impetuous, sometimes quiet. 749 00:58:32,275 --> 00:58:36,063 I wonder if you know this nice Egyptian poem. 750 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,910 It goes like this: "Nile, Nile, Nile..." 751 00:58:47,441 --> 00:58:49,113 What's he doing? 752 00:58:59,316 --> 00:59:00,669 Men! 753 00:59:02,148 --> 00:59:04,139 We're seaworthy again. 754 00:59:04,566 --> 00:59:05,965 Hip hip hip... - Hurrah. 755 00:59:06,357 --> 00:59:07,995 Hip hip hip... - Hurrah. 756 00:59:23,273 --> 00:59:24,752 Watch out! 757 00:59:38,565 --> 00:59:42,240 By Toutatis, I know he fell... 758 00:59:42,731 --> 00:59:45,086 ...in a cauldron of magic potion... 759 00:59:45,398 --> 00:59:47,958 ...but he'll never cease to amaze me. 760 00:59:50,481 --> 00:59:53,871 Hip hip hip... hurrah... - Stop it. 761 00:59:54,649 --> 00:59:57,163 And construction was ready to start again. 762 00:59:57,481 --> 01:00:01,030 Edifis knew he would be finished in time... 763 01:00:01,397 --> 01:00:03,752 ...which, in the field of construction, was rare in those days. 764 01:00:04,398 --> 01:00:08,630 One sip a person. Just one sip a person. 765 01:00:09,148 --> 01:00:11,981 Fake potion is being spread. 766 01:00:12,439 --> 01:00:16,910 Same consistency, same colour, but it's pumpkin soup. 767 01:00:17,439 --> 01:00:20,829 The only real potion, is the one you get from the druid... 768 01:00:21,189 --> 01:00:22,383 ...around the cauldron. 769 01:00:22,981 --> 01:00:26,053 Thirty minutes from here. 770 01:00:28,189 --> 01:00:30,066 I closed the door and yelled: 771 01:00:30,355 --> 01:00:33,188 "This tomb will be your tomb." 772 01:00:33,522 --> 01:00:35,001 Not bad. 773 01:00:35,271 --> 01:00:38,581 I was also thinking: "Jackals, die like jackals". 774 01:00:38,939 --> 01:00:40,657 But that's jackals twice. 775 01:00:43,023 --> 01:00:46,015 What? They say hyenas? 776 01:00:46,355 --> 01:00:48,232 Locked up in the pyramid? 777 01:00:48,647 --> 01:00:49,875 I don't understand. 778 01:00:50,271 --> 01:00:54,423 They're magicians. You need supernatural powers to get out of there. 779 01:00:54,813 --> 01:00:56,485 They're tuff, those barbarians. 780 01:00:56,771 --> 01:00:59,888 I need an idea. 781 01:01:01,730 --> 01:01:05,359 Got one. I have a terrible idea. Two. Even three. 782 01:01:05,729 --> 01:01:09,688 I've got a whole bunch of ideas. I'm so good. 783 01:01:13,438 --> 01:01:16,748 I don't like that laugh. It frightens me. 784 01:01:17,104 --> 01:01:18,662 Get to work! 785 01:01:24,104 --> 01:01:27,733 That's not even close to the luxurious garden we need. 786 01:01:29,729 --> 01:01:33,927 Getamanix, you don't have any potion to speed things up? 787 01:01:34,438 --> 01:01:37,828 Like seeds for example... 788 01:01:38,187 --> 01:01:40,985 ...that grow into palm trees within no time? 789 01:01:41,312 --> 01:01:44,224 No, potions aren't the solution to everything. 790 01:01:44,687 --> 01:01:46,678 Some things can't be changed. 791 01:01:47,104 --> 01:01:51,143 Nature needs time to turn the seed... 792 01:01:51,646 --> 01:01:55,002 ...with sun and water, into a bud... 793 01:01:56,813 --> 01:01:58,724 ...and then... 794 01:02:01,187 --> 01:02:04,020 ...that bud... - Please. 795 01:02:05,395 --> 01:02:06,953 Please. 796 01:02:26,770 --> 01:02:28,886 It can't go any faster. 797 01:02:40,353 --> 01:02:42,230 Yes, fantastic! 798 01:02:51,061 --> 01:02:53,097 Can someone get me down from this tree? 799 01:03:01,270 --> 01:03:02,942 They started again? 800 01:03:03,353 --> 01:03:06,265 I'm not happy either. 801 01:03:06,727 --> 01:03:10,766 I also want Edifis to fail, for personal reasons. 802 01:03:11,144 --> 01:03:14,932 I was thinking I could be of some assistance maybe. 803 01:03:15,311 --> 01:03:19,509 After we've struck a fair deal... 804 01:03:20,810 --> 01:03:23,643 Not here. In my tent. 805 01:03:29,102 --> 01:03:30,694 I'm listening. 806 01:03:30,976 --> 01:03:35,766 Honourable Caesar, if I see to it the construction of the palace fails.. 807 01:03:36,185 --> 01:03:39,973 ...you'll appoint me and I'll finish the job in 2 months. 808 01:03:40,351 --> 01:03:44,139 That way you win the bet and Cleopatra is humiliated. 809 01:03:46,102 --> 01:03:48,297 Alright, if you finish it after 4 months. 810 01:03:48,602 --> 01:03:50,035 Three, I can't work any slower. 811 01:03:50,310 --> 01:03:53,859 Fine, but not any sooner, or you'll have to pay a compensation. 812 01:03:55,894 --> 01:03:59,011 That's a deal, honourable Caesar. 813 01:04:03,602 --> 01:04:06,912 How were you planning to sabotage the construction. 814 01:04:08,602 --> 01:04:10,399 With this. 815 01:04:21,518 --> 01:04:24,316 What shall I wear tonight? 816 01:04:24,768 --> 01:04:27,236 Careful, it's very, very tepid. 817 01:04:38,225 --> 01:04:39,977 A gift for the queen of queens. 818 01:04:42,309 --> 01:04:46,018 "As a token of honour to the queen of queens. The 3 Gauls: 819 01:04:46,392 --> 01:04:50,510 Getafix, Obelix and Asterix." How sweet. 820 01:04:52,434 --> 01:04:54,265 Can I open it? 821 01:04:56,642 --> 01:04:58,155 Oh, that's tepid. 822 01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:01,828 A cake. 823 01:05:02,225 --> 01:05:03,783 Tonight's desert. 824 01:05:04,183 --> 01:05:06,936 Modest meal, 40 dancers... 825 01:05:07,391 --> 01:05:09,859 ...80 musicians and 300 simple dishes. 826 01:05:10,308 --> 01:05:12,503 I don't like crowds either. 827 01:05:14,267 --> 01:05:15,302 Dinnertime! 828 01:05:15,683 --> 01:05:18,561 Ah wild boar... - Finally some normal food. 829 01:05:18,891 --> 01:05:21,485 Yes. - With lentils. 830 01:05:21,808 --> 01:05:25,687 That's not really allowed. It's pork more or less. 831 01:05:26,183 --> 01:05:29,141 We'll pretend we don't know. - Nobody moves. 832 01:05:29,599 --> 01:05:31,351 We're here to arrest the Gauls. 833 01:05:31,766 --> 01:05:34,121 Come on, for three wild boars. 834 01:05:34,558 --> 01:05:37,277 I'll beat them up and then we'll eat. 835 01:05:37,724 --> 01:05:42,081 No, wait. Wait! You're going to fight the whole garrison? 836 01:05:42,474 --> 01:05:46,626 Why not? That's illegal too? You can't do anything around here. 837 01:05:47,141 --> 01:05:49,177 Edifis is right. We're going to see Cleopatra. 838 01:05:49,475 --> 01:05:52,273 Yes, nice opportunity to see the palace. 839 01:05:52,599 --> 01:05:56,558 I'll stay here to keep an eye on the fire. It tends to go out. 840 01:05:56,932 --> 01:05:59,685 That's why I want to stay. 841 01:06:12,515 --> 01:06:15,791 Everything is tasted beforehand. 842 01:06:16,265 --> 01:06:18,221 Your scheme failed, Gauls. 843 01:06:18,641 --> 01:06:21,713 My taster was poisoned by your cake. 844 01:06:22,348 --> 01:06:24,498 We didn't send any cake. What cake? 845 01:06:24,932 --> 01:06:27,526 That cake. I don't see fifty others. 846 01:06:27,974 --> 01:06:30,408 The wild boars, ok, but for that... 847 01:06:30,848 --> 01:06:33,237 Silence! You tried to kill me. 848 01:06:33,681 --> 01:06:36,753 You will die. - By Toutatis! We are innocent. 849 01:06:37,223 --> 01:06:40,021 You have some nerve. - Ridiculous. We work... 850 01:06:40,473 --> 01:06:42,703 ...all day, breath dust... 851 01:06:43,014 --> 01:06:44,970 Eat lentils... - Yes, no... 852 01:06:45,265 --> 01:06:46,823 Yes we do, lentils. - Yes, but... 853 01:06:47,223 --> 01:06:50,181 We didn't send you any poisonous cake. 854 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:54,235 A cake like that we would have eaten ourselves. 855 01:06:55,473 --> 01:06:57,031 Silence! 856 01:06:57,806 --> 01:07:00,639 This is ridiculous. - If she doesn't want to hear it... 857 01:07:00,973 --> 01:07:02,929 ...you don't say anything. For now. 858 01:07:03,223 --> 01:07:04,576 Take them away. 859 01:07:04,973 --> 01:07:07,771 And give the crocodiles an appetizer. 860 01:07:15,805 --> 01:07:17,557 I'm hungry. 861 01:07:21,473 --> 01:07:24,112 I'm hungry. Hungry! 862 01:07:25,889 --> 01:07:28,687 When I said hello, she turned her head. 863 01:07:29,972 --> 01:07:33,248 We used to laugh, said cuckoo... and now... 864 01:07:33,597 --> 01:07:34,916 ...all of a sudden... 865 01:07:35,306 --> 01:07:38,935 ...she won't look at me anymore. I'm a stranger to her. 866 01:07:39,304 --> 01:07:41,181 Cleopatra and you said cuckoo? 867 01:07:41,596 --> 01:07:46,067 He's not talking about Cleopatra, but about a courtesan. 868 01:07:46,805 --> 01:07:48,636 The one with the nice braid. 869 01:07:50,138 --> 01:07:52,891 Wouldn't surprise me if he were in love. 870 01:07:53,347 --> 01:07:54,746 I'm not in love. 871 01:07:55,597 --> 01:07:58,316 I want to tell her I had nothing to do with it. 872 01:07:58,762 --> 01:08:01,560 It's a juridical thing. 873 01:08:02,013 --> 01:08:03,890 Juridical, yes. 874 01:08:04,180 --> 01:08:05,329 Of course. 875 01:08:06,888 --> 01:08:08,401 Stop. - Cuckoo, I love you. 876 01:08:10,179 --> 01:08:13,489 It's great to look so stupid... 877 01:08:16,014 --> 01:08:17,413 Subtle... 878 01:08:17,805 --> 01:08:22,321 Sometimes you can be really nice, and sometimes we think you're... 879 01:08:22,846 --> 01:08:25,360 ...a fat idiot... - Who's an idiot? 880 01:08:25,805 --> 01:08:28,683 No idea. - Drink. A sip of antidote. 881 01:08:30,180 --> 01:08:32,455 Obelix, not everything. A sip. 882 01:08:32,762 --> 01:08:33,990 Yes, a sip. 883 01:08:34,388 --> 01:08:36,902 Now... Obelix, open the door. 884 01:08:37,220 --> 01:08:41,099 I didn't drink it all. Get out of my way. 885 01:08:41,471 --> 01:08:44,941 Yes, and when you come back you'll bring me a suit... 886 01:08:45,887 --> 01:08:50,278 Egyptians are mad. We ask them to get out of the way but they don't move. 887 01:08:55,971 --> 01:08:58,439 And? - I'm ready. 888 01:09:00,554 --> 01:09:03,148 I'm sick of standing in profile all the time. 889 01:09:03,470 --> 01:09:06,348 Can't you sketch my front for a change? Like this... 890 01:09:08,429 --> 01:09:10,067 Modern art... 891 01:09:10,470 --> 01:09:11,505 Please? 892 01:09:15,719 --> 01:09:16,629 Can we? 893 01:09:18,095 --> 01:09:19,653 I'd better leave. 894 01:09:20,053 --> 01:09:23,284 Gauls, since you want to see my demise... 895 01:09:23,637 --> 01:09:26,674 ...I'll, by Osiris, show you how a queen dies. 896 01:09:27,136 --> 01:09:29,696 No, by Toutatis, listen to us first. 897 01:09:30,136 --> 01:09:32,013 Where are your courtesans? - Why? 898 01:09:32,303 --> 01:09:35,739 No reason. I'm sure the cake wasn't poisoned. 899 01:09:36,094 --> 01:09:37,766 I think it's very tasty even. 900 01:09:39,886 --> 01:09:42,684 Obelix, cut 3 pieces of cake. 901 01:09:47,885 --> 01:09:49,034 We said three piece. 902 01:09:49,427 --> 01:09:50,746 One... 903 01:09:52,512 --> 01:09:55,026 Go on. - Two. 904 01:09:56,928 --> 01:09:58,361 And three. 905 01:09:59,177 --> 01:10:00,212 Obviously. 906 01:10:09,177 --> 01:10:11,896 And? You can see it's not poisoned. 907 01:10:12,510 --> 01:10:15,547 Tell your courtesans. Especially the one with the braid. 908 01:10:16,011 --> 01:10:18,684 Her name is Guimieukis. - Guimieukis. 909 01:10:29,302 --> 01:10:31,691 I had a dream last night. 910 01:10:33,135 --> 01:10:35,603 I'd won a million sestertius. 911 01:10:35,927 --> 01:10:40,000 I bought, shoes. Too big, and ugly too. 912 01:10:40,385 --> 01:10:43,775 Unbelievable. And weird, because... 913 01:10:44,260 --> 01:10:46,933 That Egyptian architect and his proposition... 914 01:10:47,385 --> 01:10:48,898 Ilemauris? - Artifis. 915 01:10:49,302 --> 01:10:51,975 Yes. - Incompetent. He hasn't achieved anything. 916 01:10:53,010 --> 01:10:56,400 Send one of ours, to spy and snoop around. 917 01:10:57,593 --> 01:11:00,505 Thinking of someone in particular, o Caesar? 918 01:11:00,842 --> 01:11:03,231 Someone sneaky... 919 01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:06,395 Cartapus! - Yes. 920 01:11:07,427 --> 01:11:09,657 Caesar, meet Cartapus. 921 01:11:10,092 --> 01:11:11,650 Our best spy. 922 01:11:12,051 --> 01:11:14,645 Ave Caesar. Power and prosperity. 923 01:11:15,384 --> 01:11:18,979 Cartapus is a professional. The queen of camouflage. 924 01:11:20,176 --> 01:11:22,610 If I look that way, you can see me. 925 01:11:23,385 --> 01:11:24,738 When I look this way, you don't. 926 01:11:25,593 --> 01:11:28,744 You can. You can't. You can. 927 01:11:29,217 --> 01:11:31,606 Can't. Can't. Can. - Incredible. 928 01:11:31,925 --> 01:11:34,200 You can't. Can't. Can. 929 01:11:34,509 --> 01:11:37,546 You can. Can't. You can a little. 930 01:11:45,092 --> 01:11:47,765 Amazing. - Yes. 931 01:11:48,717 --> 01:11:49,866 She wasn't even trying hard. 932 01:11:56,341 --> 01:11:58,172 They mock me. 933 01:12:03,550 --> 01:12:05,268 Four months... - Don't rush me. 934 01:12:05,675 --> 01:12:08,826 I've been waiting four months. - My mother will kill me. 935 01:12:09,174 --> 01:12:12,211 I have connections. - Come one, stay calm. 936 01:12:12,549 --> 01:12:14,858 Don't touch me! Impossible to stay calm. 937 01:12:15,175 --> 01:12:17,928 Malococsis, tomorrow I'll finish everything. 938 01:12:18,258 --> 01:12:21,694 I'll even give you a discount. I'd like that. 939 01:12:22,049 --> 01:12:23,562 He'd like that. 940 01:12:23,841 --> 01:12:28,039 If you're not there tomorrow, I'd rather not be in your place. 941 01:12:35,633 --> 01:12:36,588 And? 942 01:12:36,966 --> 01:12:38,957 The magic potion gives them incredible strength. 943 01:12:39,258 --> 01:12:43,137 I drank it and now I'm superman. Superwoman. 944 01:12:46,424 --> 01:12:48,062 You don't believe me, o Caesar? 945 01:12:48,341 --> 01:12:50,377 We shall see. 946 01:12:50,799 --> 01:12:54,587 Malivestus! Slap her. 947 01:13:32,590 --> 01:13:35,150 Caesar will personally deal with this matter. 948 01:13:35,465 --> 01:13:39,060 The dice is cast. Alea jacta est. Excuse me. 949 01:13:46,090 --> 01:13:51,244 In the name of Caesar! We know the Gauls are hiding here. 950 01:13:51,798 --> 01:13:55,427 I demand that Appendix, Olympix and Mannekepix... 951 01:13:55,923 --> 01:13:58,118 No, their names are Asterix... 952 01:13:58,547 --> 01:14:00,344 Their names don't matter! 953 01:14:01,006 --> 01:14:04,396 If they don't surrender immediately we'll attack. 954 01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,474 We're here to help Cleopatra. 955 01:14:07,923 --> 01:14:09,993 By Toutatis, we're not leaving until the work is finished. 956 01:14:10,422 --> 01:14:13,892 Don't be so aggressive. Maybe we can talk! 957 01:14:14,381 --> 01:14:16,372 We'll kill you all. 958 01:14:16,797 --> 01:14:18,196 I knew it. 959 01:14:18,464 --> 01:14:22,662 Jeanclaudus. Prepare the troops. And show no mercy. 960 01:14:23,047 --> 01:14:24,719 Antivirus. 961 01:14:25,297 --> 01:14:27,208 My name is Antivirus. 962 01:14:36,672 --> 01:14:39,789 Arm yourself. One, two, three... 963 01:14:40,130 --> 01:14:42,405 ...four, six...five... 964 01:14:43,047 --> 01:14:44,560 Come on. 965 01:14:49,963 --> 01:14:50,839 Get in line. 966 01:15:08,922 --> 01:15:12,517 Here. Put him in some shade. 967 01:15:13,504 --> 01:15:16,974 So, amateurs, coming to see the professionals at work? 968 01:15:17,338 --> 01:15:19,374 Yes, alright. 969 01:15:25,254 --> 01:15:29,805 Yes, if you're not used to it, it's rather impressive. 970 01:15:30,921 --> 01:15:34,436 Getamanix, magic potion for the workers. - It's their day off. 971 01:15:37,671 --> 01:15:39,787 So... 972 01:15:40,087 --> 01:15:45,036 This is the palace, there are the gardens. 973 01:15:45,587 --> 01:15:48,226 And there is the temple with the sphinxes. 974 01:15:48,546 --> 01:15:50,901 That's not a good drawing. 975 01:15:51,212 --> 01:15:53,328 No, I'm merely sketching. 976 01:15:53,629 --> 01:15:56,621 In perspective it's more like... 977 01:15:56,962 --> 01:15:59,317 I would have drawn it more in profile. 978 01:15:59,628 --> 01:16:01,744 Yes, you do it all the time... 979 01:16:13,712 --> 01:16:16,180 Those Romans are mad. 980 01:16:19,961 --> 01:16:21,599 Because of the violence in the next scene... 981 01:16:21,878 --> 01:16:25,507 ...we prefer to broadcast this documentary. 982 01:16:27,295 --> 01:16:29,172 In contrary to common belief... 983 01:16:29,461 --> 01:16:32,578 ...the langoustine feeds exclusively on shellfish. 984 01:16:33,336 --> 01:16:36,806 Which doesn't bother his humanity. 985 01:16:44,419 --> 01:16:46,410 Careful... 986 01:16:50,253 --> 01:16:53,051 One got through. Dogmatix, attack! 987 01:17:05,836 --> 01:17:09,033 Leave me alone. I've been beaten already. 988 01:17:12,002 --> 01:17:13,276 Alright. 989 01:17:15,377 --> 01:17:19,086 Sir, we don't allow such speeding here. 990 01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:21,655 We're not in Rome. 991 01:17:26,711 --> 01:17:29,669 Ave Caius C+, they withstood the attack... 992 01:17:30,127 --> 01:17:32,402 ...but some managed to get very close to the enemy. 993 01:17:32,710 --> 01:17:35,224 Bravo, brave soldiers. 994 01:17:35,793 --> 01:17:37,704 They shouldn't have challenged me. 995 01:17:38,002 --> 01:17:39,037 And what's that? 996 01:17:40,627 --> 01:17:43,425 We got right up to them... 997 01:17:43,752 --> 01:17:45,231 ...but they were nice. 998 01:17:45,626 --> 01:17:48,663 They let us go without beating us too much. 999 01:17:49,335 --> 01:17:53,044 What will we do now? I'm asking, as an amateur. 1000 01:17:53,418 --> 01:17:54,692 Attack again! 1001 01:17:54,959 --> 01:17:59,237 Caius C+, I'm not sure that's a good idea. 1002 01:17:59,625 --> 01:18:02,458 The Gauls are invincible... 1003 01:18:02,792 --> 01:18:05,352 ...I think we better give up... 1004 01:18:05,668 --> 01:18:09,980 I'm very disappointed by your attitude, centurion Antiquarus. 1005 01:18:10,376 --> 01:18:13,413 Antivirus. My name is Antivirus. 1006 01:18:14,584 --> 01:18:18,816 No one humiliates the Roman empire. If it's attacked... 1007 01:18:20,127 --> 01:18:22,687 ...the empire counterattacks. 1008 01:18:23,377 --> 01:18:26,926 He's mad. He hurt my throat. 1009 01:18:43,751 --> 01:18:45,901 It's too quiet. 1010 01:18:47,126 --> 01:18:49,845 I don't like that. 1011 01:18:50,916 --> 01:18:55,512 I prefer a little commotion. 1012 01:19:06,834 --> 01:19:08,233 Stop! 1013 01:19:09,249 --> 01:19:10,364 War machines... 1014 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:12,547 Take your positions. 1015 01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:15,675 How low can you go. 1016 01:19:20,958 --> 01:19:22,949 Beautiful landscape. 1017 01:19:23,875 --> 01:19:25,786 Not good, not bad either. 1018 01:19:26,207 --> 01:19:27,959 Fire! Destroy the palace! 1019 01:19:29,708 --> 01:19:31,426 Ready? - Ready. 1020 01:19:32,208 --> 01:19:34,517 When I lower my arm... 1021 01:19:37,166 --> 01:19:38,076 ...you fire. 1022 01:19:38,458 --> 01:19:39,891 Easy. 1023 01:19:45,333 --> 01:19:47,210 There... bingo. 1024 01:19:47,624 --> 01:19:48,534 My palace! 1025 01:20:14,832 --> 01:20:18,507 I wonder why all this violence is necessary. 1026 01:20:20,041 --> 01:20:21,030 No, it's fine. 1027 01:20:25,624 --> 01:20:26,773 Come! 1028 01:20:38,206 --> 01:20:40,242 Fine. Excellent. 1029 01:20:49,498 --> 01:20:52,490 With such equipment it's easy. 1030 01:20:53,205 --> 01:20:56,595 It's not about the equipment. - Oh yes it is. 1031 01:20:56,956 --> 01:20:58,469 No. - Yes. 1032 01:20:58,998 --> 01:21:01,193 No. - Yes. 1033 01:21:02,206 --> 01:21:03,559 No. 1034 01:21:04,497 --> 01:21:05,452 Yes. 1035 01:21:07,332 --> 01:21:10,369 My palace is turned into a ruin. 1036 01:21:12,164 --> 01:21:16,316 Go on, Romans, fire. We no longer care. 1037 01:21:26,372 --> 01:21:29,284 You missed. You shoot like girls. 1038 01:21:35,955 --> 01:21:37,547 We're still here. 1039 01:21:38,121 --> 01:21:41,318 We must inform Cleopatra. She could force... 1040 01:21:41,664 --> 01:21:44,019 ...Caesar to stop. 1041 01:21:47,414 --> 01:21:49,484 No. No. 1042 01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:51,195 No. 1043 01:21:52,121 --> 01:21:53,315 No. - Yes. 1044 01:21:55,996 --> 01:21:59,193 Yours sincerely... 1045 01:22:04,288 --> 01:22:08,167 I have an idea. Dogmatix will bring the message. 1046 01:22:08,663 --> 01:22:11,052 Dogmatix will bring the message. 1047 01:22:11,414 --> 01:22:13,974 That dog? You want me to die? 1048 01:22:14,413 --> 01:22:18,292 Edifis is right. I mean... it's a dog. 1049 01:22:18,787 --> 01:22:20,106 He got us out of the pyramid. 1050 01:22:20,871 --> 01:22:21,621 Go on, Dogmatix. 1051 01:22:22,330 --> 01:22:24,890 Take this message to Cleopatra. 1052 01:22:25,788 --> 01:22:28,700 He's too young to understand. 1053 01:22:38,246 --> 01:22:40,282 I'm hit. 1054 01:22:40,829 --> 01:22:42,228 Never mind, I'm fine. 1055 01:22:47,745 --> 01:22:51,181 Men! We're seaworthy yet again. 1056 01:22:51,537 --> 01:22:54,290 Aboard our trusty old dragon boat. 1057 01:22:54,621 --> 01:22:59,615 It's an extraordinary mast, subtle as a bird. Hoist the sail. 1058 01:23:03,245 --> 01:23:04,564 Yes. 1059 01:23:05,287 --> 01:23:06,720 No. 1060 01:23:28,078 --> 01:23:29,067 No. 1061 01:23:30,870 --> 01:23:32,428 Too far. 1062 01:23:39,453 --> 01:23:40,602 I'm amazed. 1063 01:23:43,203 --> 01:23:44,841 It should hold. 1064 01:23:48,202 --> 01:23:50,113 A big sip. I'm leaving but I'll be back. 1065 01:23:50,411 --> 01:23:53,608 Hurry and be careful. 1066 01:23:58,994 --> 01:24:00,791 Hold on, Dogmatix. 1067 01:24:03,202 --> 01:24:06,319 Run, Asterisque, run! 1068 01:24:07,245 --> 01:24:08,041 Alarm! 1069 01:24:08,786 --> 01:24:11,584 I know that one. He's a grumpy man. 1070 01:24:12,786 --> 01:24:13,980 Shields! 1071 01:24:17,035 --> 01:24:18,024 Javelin! 1072 01:24:21,369 --> 01:24:23,121 Why isn't he stopping? 1073 01:24:31,744 --> 01:24:33,018 The magic potion! 1074 01:24:37,285 --> 01:24:40,197 Citebus, Trolleybus, get him! Quickly! 1075 01:24:40,535 --> 01:24:43,003 Go on! - But that's not my name. 1076 01:24:46,368 --> 01:24:48,723 Obelix is alone. Go help him. 1077 01:24:52,909 --> 01:24:54,661 I'm strong now? 1078 01:25:37,950 --> 01:25:39,588 Edifis... 1079 01:25:41,992 --> 01:25:43,948 ...prepare your sarcophagus. 1080 01:26:03,075 --> 01:26:04,986 Double evasion. 1081 01:26:16,241 --> 01:26:18,038 Pryadonis, violence... 1082 01:26:18,616 --> 01:26:20,686 ...never solved anything. 1083 01:26:21,116 --> 01:26:22,071 Stop talking. 1084 01:26:26,199 --> 01:26:28,952 Wait, I didn't drink any magic potion. 1085 01:26:53,824 --> 01:26:56,292 You lost. - Are you sure? 1086 01:26:56,741 --> 01:26:57,651 Very sure. - Ok. 1087 01:27:16,783 --> 01:27:19,343 No, no! I beg you, no! 1088 01:27:28,447 --> 01:27:32,042 I'm Artifis, and I beat Edifis... 1089 01:27:44,157 --> 01:27:46,591 The magic potion has worn off. 1090 01:27:46,907 --> 01:27:49,580 Cleopatra will never get the message. 1091 01:27:58,739 --> 01:28:01,731 Your family is fine? - Yes. Imhotep. 1092 01:28:02,197 --> 01:28:05,507 And your father? - Fine, Imhotep. And your sister. 1093 01:28:05,864 --> 01:28:07,058 Everything's ok. Imhotep. 1094 01:28:07,448 --> 01:28:09,757 What has become of your nephew? 1095 01:28:10,072 --> 01:28:11,346 He's doing fine, Imhotep. 1096 01:28:11,739 --> 01:28:14,094 And how's business? 1097 01:28:14,532 --> 01:28:16,284 Sorry, I'm borrowing this cart for a moment. 1098 01:28:27,780 --> 01:28:30,340 Many customers? - Enough, Imhotep. 1099 01:28:41,406 --> 01:28:42,805 How useful. 1100 01:28:43,197 --> 01:28:46,587 We can't catch him. - He's got one with 2 horses. 1101 01:28:46,946 --> 01:28:48,538 I can't go any faster. 1102 01:28:55,572 --> 01:28:57,847 Why does everyone always shout " ja, ja"? 1103 01:28:59,488 --> 01:29:01,319 Catch me if you can. 1104 01:29:20,820 --> 01:29:22,458 How will you get up? 1105 01:29:24,112 --> 01:29:25,784 Like this. 1106 01:29:27,779 --> 01:29:31,692 Fighting is ridiculous. Let's work together. 1107 01:29:32,195 --> 01:29:34,834 A lion doesn't cooperate with a cockroach. 1108 01:29:35,946 --> 01:29:37,174 What? 1109 01:29:37,571 --> 01:29:40,802 A lion, you know, doesn't cooperate... 1110 01:29:41,279 --> 01:29:42,473 ...with a cockroach. 1111 01:29:42,863 --> 01:29:45,138 I understood: "an ion... 1112 01:29:45,571 --> 01:29:48,165 ...doesn't calculate. 1113 01:29:48,612 --> 01:29:50,409 That means nothing to me. - No. 1114 01:29:51,903 --> 01:29:53,222 Attack! 1115 01:30:03,445 --> 01:30:05,720 When I said lion I meant myself! 1116 01:30:06,029 --> 01:30:07,781 I knew that. 1117 01:30:13,403 --> 01:30:14,472 What's going on? 1118 01:30:29,153 --> 01:30:30,984 The lion doesn't cooperate with the cockroach. 1119 01:30:43,027 --> 01:30:45,222 Who's the lion now? 1120 01:30:46,319 --> 01:30:49,152 Say it to my face, if you're a man. 1121 01:31:19,776 --> 01:31:20,765 Everything ok? 1122 01:31:29,610 --> 01:31:31,760 By Jupiter, a moment ago he was still here. 1123 01:31:32,069 --> 01:31:36,028 We're going home. Gone is gone. 1124 01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:40,749 I've had it with Edifis. 1125 01:31:41,068 --> 01:31:42,467 Where are we going? - To Cleopatra. 1126 01:31:42,735 --> 01:31:44,532 I'm scared. - Yes, play it smart. 1127 01:31:44,944 --> 01:31:48,903 I know Cleopatra very well. Watch me. 1128 01:31:49,276 --> 01:31:51,506 I'm afraid I have no choice. 1129 01:31:52,401 --> 01:31:56,076 One, two, three, four, five. 1130 01:31:56,444 --> 01:31:58,116 Antelope and lion. 1131 01:31:58,401 --> 01:32:00,153 What does the prediction say? 1132 01:32:00,442 --> 01:32:02,672 A message and a loved one. 1133 01:32:02,984 --> 01:32:04,303 Whatever. 1134 01:32:04,692 --> 01:32:06,683 My queen... - Malococsis. 1135 01:32:07,110 --> 01:32:10,819 Come on in. - Go, Dogmatix. Give her the message. 1136 01:32:14,776 --> 01:32:17,529 That's the message. - And there's the loved one. 1137 01:32:21,068 --> 01:32:24,299 My queen, as you may know I'm building. 1138 01:32:25,277 --> 01:32:29,236 In fact, it should have been easily finished four months ago. 1139 01:32:29,734 --> 01:32:31,008 What? - Easily. 1140 01:32:32,275 --> 01:32:33,947 He can't get away with that! 1141 01:32:34,359 --> 01:32:37,510 Thank you, my queen, that you care so much. 1142 01:32:37,984 --> 01:32:40,452 By Isis, he's a sore looser. 1143 01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:42,936 This is typical of Caesar. But this time... 1144 01:32:43,358 --> 01:32:47,749 ...he'll have to accept his defeat. We will finish in time. 1145 01:32:48,275 --> 01:32:51,073 No, the construction isn't finished. That's exactly the problem. 1146 01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:53,118 I'll see to it. You can go now, Gaul. 1147 01:32:54,775 --> 01:32:57,972 Guimieukis, show him the way. I'll be right there. 1148 01:33:00,192 --> 01:33:02,069 Pardon me, old man. 1149 01:33:03,608 --> 01:33:06,918 Come, my Dogmatix. - Come, my Gaul. 1150 01:33:07,774 --> 01:33:10,334 I believe you don't understand my problem. 1151 01:33:14,149 --> 01:33:15,980 It's that way. Straight ahead. 1152 01:33:16,275 --> 01:33:18,470 Be careful. - Yes. 1153 01:33:32,024 --> 01:33:33,901 Everything will be destroyed. 1154 01:33:34,316 --> 01:33:37,991 Everything will be fine Tranquilum. 1155 01:33:38,441 --> 01:33:40,352 That attack was a good idea, wasn't it? 1156 01:33:40,650 --> 01:33:43,528 Yes, not bad. 1157 01:33:50,690 --> 01:33:52,248 Asterix is coming back. 1158 01:33:57,399 --> 01:33:59,117 When I lower my arm... 1159 01:34:05,773 --> 01:34:06,922 Well? 1160 01:34:07,315 --> 01:34:09,385 Don't know. A reflex. 1161 01:34:26,482 --> 01:34:27,915 How did it go? 1162 01:34:28,314 --> 01:34:30,305 Cleopatra got the message. - Great. 1163 01:34:30,607 --> 01:34:32,916 The magic potion took this long to wear off? 1164 01:34:33,231 --> 01:34:35,062 Well, it's like this... 1165 01:34:36,606 --> 01:34:40,884 You had a taste of the best magic potion there is. 1166 01:34:42,898 --> 01:34:45,207 Good. Come, my dog. 1167 01:34:48,148 --> 01:34:50,946 Dogmatix just came back and he succeeded. 1168 01:34:51,398 --> 01:34:53,150 I was sure he could do it. 1169 01:34:56,731 --> 01:34:58,403 There's a little pink... 1170 01:35:00,940 --> 01:35:02,896 Ave Caesar. 1171 01:35:03,314 --> 01:35:05,509 Somebody wishes to see Caesar. 1172 01:35:05,814 --> 01:35:08,123 Who? - Someone. 1173 01:35:09,939 --> 01:35:11,657 I understand. 1174 01:35:16,522 --> 01:35:19,275 My queen, what a pleasant surprise. 1175 01:35:19,730 --> 01:35:22,688 Enough! I rushed over here... 1176 01:35:23,023 --> 01:35:26,413 ... without changing, when I heard about what's going on here. 1177 01:35:27,188 --> 01:35:28,337 What happened? 1178 01:35:29,439 --> 01:35:32,272 When you accept a bet you have to play fair. 1179 01:35:34,898 --> 01:35:37,253 The Gauls may help me. - I never said... 1180 01:35:38,189 --> 01:35:39,304 If I may say something... 1181 01:35:39,689 --> 01:35:41,805 Just one... - This is not conquered territory. 1182 01:35:45,855 --> 01:35:50,292 I demand the Romans leave the construction alone... 1183 01:35:50,688 --> 01:35:53,077 ...and repair all damages. 1184 01:35:53,522 --> 01:35:56,320 But... - Silence! Immediately! 1185 01:36:06,355 --> 01:36:08,915 So what do we do now? 1186 01:36:09,230 --> 01:36:12,620 What she said. We leave and repair the damages. 1187 01:36:12,979 --> 01:36:15,129 Of course, naturally. 1188 01:36:16,104 --> 01:36:18,982 I wouldn't want her to sniff her nose at me. 1189 01:36:20,146 --> 01:36:22,216 No matter how lovely it is. 1190 01:36:29,771 --> 01:36:32,365 The Romans are leaving. 1191 01:36:34,562 --> 01:36:37,440 That's good news. - They're leaving already? 1192 01:36:37,770 --> 01:36:42,446 Incredible that each of those Romans leaves his footprint in the sand... 1193 01:36:44,646 --> 01:36:46,602 Excuse me, I couldn't help myself. 1194 01:36:46,896 --> 01:36:48,648 That's alright. 1195 01:36:49,478 --> 01:36:53,710 For the first time Romans and Egyptians were working together... 1196 01:36:54,104 --> 01:36:57,813 ...on the construction of the palace. And just in time... 1197 01:36:58,187 --> 01:36:59,905 ...when the last grain of sand fell... 1198 01:37:38,020 --> 01:37:39,851 What are you going to do now, Edifis? 1199 01:37:40,145 --> 01:37:43,820 I still have to finish my work for Malococsis... 1200 01:37:44,186 --> 01:37:46,495 You don't have to worry about the crocodiles any longer. 1201 01:37:46,811 --> 01:37:48,164 That's why it could take a bit longer. 1202 01:37:48,435 --> 01:37:51,472 Not too lang. Can't become a habit in this line of business. 1203 01:38:03,185 --> 01:38:05,858 Caesar admitted his defeat... 1204 01:38:06,310 --> 01:38:08,699 I bow to the most beautiful queen of all... 1205 01:38:09,145 --> 01:38:12,820 ...and to the Egyptian people that after the Ro... 1206 01:38:15,686 --> 01:38:19,725 And I bow to the Egyptians who are the greatest people of all. 1207 01:38:24,727 --> 01:38:27,161 Cleopatra kept her promise to Edifis. 1208 01:38:27,602 --> 01:38:29,274 Let him be covered with gold! 1209 01:38:29,686 --> 01:38:32,519 That was the deal. Cover me with gold. 1210 01:38:35,310 --> 01:38:36,789 The queen gave Getafix... 1211 01:38:37,185 --> 01:38:40,973 ...valuable manuscripts from her library in Alexandria. 1212 01:38:41,476 --> 01:38:43,387 Your nose... 1213 01:38:44,060 --> 01:38:47,370 Your Majesty is too good, by Belenos... 1214 01:38:56,017 --> 01:38:59,168 Otis also gave the palace a modern touch. 1215 01:38:59,518 --> 01:39:00,667 What's this little chamber for? 1216 01:39:11,851 --> 01:39:13,569 It's Otis' invention. 1217 01:39:16,018 --> 01:39:18,054 It's the "no-effort". 1218 01:39:18,351 --> 01:39:20,706 We chose that name when we noticed... 1219 01:39:21,018 --> 01:39:23,896 ...that people can go up and down with no effort. 1220 01:39:24,351 --> 01:39:25,989 Speak for yourself. 1221 01:39:37,018 --> 01:39:40,169 Oh it tickles when it stops. 1222 01:39:46,142 --> 01:39:48,292 By Jupiter. 1223 01:39:48,684 --> 01:39:51,801 I want to explore every room of this miracle with you. 1224 01:39:52,142 --> 01:39:53,939 The palace is huge, Caesar. 1225 01:39:54,225 --> 01:39:56,739 It consists of 162 rooms. 1226 01:39:57,392 --> 01:40:00,543 It could take a while. 1227 01:40:02,350 --> 01:40:04,818 What do you think Cleopatra and Sesam are doing? 1228 01:40:05,141 --> 01:40:07,814 Caesar. - Cae-sar. 1229 01:40:09,100 --> 01:40:10,294 Nothing unpleasant. 1230 01:40:47,849 --> 01:40:50,158 As an exception to the rule... 1231 01:40:50,599 --> 01:40:53,955 ...the banquet, that concludes all of Asterix's adventures... 1232 01:40:54,433 --> 01:40:57,266 ...didn't take place in Gaul but in Egypt. 1233 01:41:03,515 --> 01:41:04,834 Those big shrimps are nice. 1234 01:41:05,099 --> 01:41:07,215 Homarus. - Obelix. 1235 01:41:09,765 --> 01:41:12,233 And the guy says: "That's the pha-ra-o." 1236 01:41:16,015 --> 01:41:18,370 Because his name is O. 1237 01:41:22,348 --> 01:41:26,421 His name is O and comes from Phara. 1238 01:41:26,807 --> 01:41:30,516 It's O from Phara. 1239 01:41:31,973 --> 01:41:33,691 The guy's name is O. 1240 01:41:33,973 --> 01:41:36,692 He says he's from Phara. 1241 01:41:37,140 --> 01:41:40,371 from Phara. Like the pharaoh. 1242 01:41:40,723 --> 01:41:42,554 The boss... our boss. 1243 01:41:48,389 --> 01:41:49,788 You have a lovely moustache. 1244 01:41:50,056 --> 01:41:52,012 Is it real? - Yes. 1245 01:41:52,306 --> 01:41:54,376 It's nothing. 1246 01:41:54,681 --> 01:41:57,434 You just let it grow. 1247 01:41:57,931 --> 01:41:59,683 Like your braids... 1248 01:42:00,264 --> 01:42:04,018 ...which are nicer then Obelix's. 1249 01:42:04,389 --> 01:42:07,586 Thanks. You know how to please a woman. 1250 01:42:07,931 --> 01:42:11,082 That's a local custom. 1251 01:42:11,723 --> 01:42:13,315 In Gaul. 1252 01:42:58,306 --> 01:43:00,820 Good evening. Your name, please. 1253 01:43:01,263 --> 01:43:02,582 What for? 1254 01:43:02,847 --> 01:43:05,407 It's a private party. I've got a list. 1255 01:43:05,722 --> 01:43:07,121 I'm Julius Caesar. 1256 01:43:09,804 --> 01:43:12,079 Sorry, impossible. 1257 01:43:13,513 --> 01:43:16,073 There must be a problem, because... 1258 01:43:16,387 --> 01:43:18,503 Excuse me. Make some room. 1259 01:43:21,096 --> 01:43:23,052 A warm evening? - Are you alone? 1260 01:43:23,346 --> 01:43:26,816 We're with two, four, six, eight. It's crazy. 1261 01:43:27,180 --> 01:43:29,171 Good evening. - There's a problem... 1262 01:43:29,471 --> 01:43:30,950 ...I have to be on that list. 1263 01:43:31,387 --> 01:43:34,823 How do you spell your name? - C, A, E, S, A, R. Julius. 1264 01:43:36,304 --> 01:43:40,343 Cetaparis, Seinesaindenis, C+, but I can't find any... 1265 01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:43,188 C+, that's me. - Are you C+? 1266 01:43:43,512 --> 01:43:45,389 Why didn't you say so? 1267 01:43:45,679 --> 01:43:47,431 Nice harness. - Thanks. 1268 01:43:47,721 --> 01:43:50,758 I'll see you inside. - Are you ok? Have a good time. 1269 01:43:51,096 --> 01:43:53,530 Can you look for Julius? 1270 01:43:53,971 --> 01:43:56,405 J, U, L, l, U, S. - Sir, I'm not... 1271 01:43:56,720 --> 01:43:58,073 I work here. 1272 01:43:58,345 --> 01:44:01,655 I don't know, but I know... There's one of my amphorae inside. 1273 01:44:02,137 --> 01:44:03,536 With a J? - U, L, l, U, S. 1274 01:44:04,344 --> 01:44:08,337 Yes, that's right. Julius Caesar. At the queen's table. 1275 01:44:11,928 --> 01:44:13,441 Good evening. 1276 01:45:03,636 --> 01:45:07,151 Is it in Alexandria or at Alexandria? 1277 01:45:07,510 --> 01:45:11,025 Because in the south of Gaul there's a city called Avignon. 1278 01:45:11,386 --> 01:45:14,935 There's a beautiful bridge. And people say "at Avignon". 1279 01:45:19,260 --> 01:45:20,818 Are you a courtesan? 1280 01:45:21,094 --> 01:45:23,733 Yes, and I used to do other things too. 1281 01:45:24,052 --> 01:45:25,963 I can talk without moving my lips. 1282 01:45:26,261 --> 01:45:28,297 It's funny, the way... 1283 01:45:28,593 --> 01:45:31,790 I have another one... here. 1284 01:45:34,760 --> 01:45:38,275 Every part of your face hides something beautiful. 1285 01:45:41,218 --> 01:45:43,527 A rose out of your ear... 1286 01:45:45,759 --> 01:45:48,227 A sphinx from your nose. 1287 01:46:07,301 --> 01:46:12,170 The guy says: "That's the pharaoh." 1288 01:46:13,384 --> 01:46:15,818 O is his name. 1289 01:46:16,133 --> 01:46:18,169 And he's from Phara. 1290 01:46:18,467 --> 01:46:22,824 That's where he comes from. Where he was born. 1291 01:46:23,217 --> 01:46:25,685 The pharaoh, because his name is O. 1292 01:47:56,507 --> 01:47:58,735 Help! 94067