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HAKUNA MATATA.

WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE.

HAKUNA MATATA!

? AIN'T NO PASSIN' CRAZE ?

? IT MEANS NO WORRIES ?

? FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS ?

? IT'S OUR PROBLEM-FREE ?

? PHILOSOPHY ?

? HAKUNA MATATA ?

YEAH!

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HAKUNA! MATATA!

TIMON & PUMBAA!

HAKUNA! MATATA!

? IT MEANS NO WORRIES ?

? FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS ?

? IT'S OUR PROBLEM-FREE ?

? PHILOSOPHY ?

? HAKUNA MATATA ?

? TIMON & PUMBAA ?

AH, PUMBAA, OLD PAL,

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE ENJOYING THE DELECTABLE FRUITS

OF ONE'S LABOR

AS ONE SITS UNDER A SHADY JUNGLEBERRY TREE

ON A PATCH OF PEAT MOSS IN BALMY 70-DEGREE WEATHER

ON A WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON.

I HEAR YA, TIMON.

YOU DID READ THE WARNING SIGN, DIDN'T YOU?

WHAT WARNING?

THE SIGN SAYS "EAT THE BUGS."

AND, BROTHER, DON'T MIND IF I DO.

BUT, TIMON, THE SIGN SAYS...

"DO NOT EAT THE BUGS."

[GULP]

OH, NO!

THEY MUST BE POISONOUS.

I'M GONNA DIE.

OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT, TIMON.

PHEW!

IT SAYS HERE THE ONLY POISONOUS BUG

INDIGENOUS TO THIS REGION

IS THE RED-FOOTED ROACH BEETLE.

AAH!

HEIMLICH, HEIMLICH!

I NEED THE HEIMLICH!

OH, NO, YOU DON'T, TIMON.

IT'S ONLY POISONOUS IF EATEN UNDER A SHADY JUNGLEBERRY TREE

ON PEAT MOSS IN BALMY 70-DEGREE WEATHER

ON A WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON.

AAH!

OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

NEVER MIND! DON'T WORRY.

I SHOULD'VE READ THE WHOLE THING.

UH! EEH! AH.

"IT'S ONLY POISONOUS IF YOU IMMEDIATELY START EXPERIENCING

"THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS.

"SPIRALING EYES...

"SMOKING NOSTRILS...

"GROWTH OF MULTIPLE APPENDAGES,

"INCLUDING AN EXTRA HEAD,

"FOLLOWED BY IMMEDIATE RETRACTION

"OF MULTIPLE APPENDAGES AND THE EXTRA HEAD,

AND FINALLY A SUDDEN BUT TEMPORARY SHRINKAGE."

OH.

[HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS]

GOOD HEAVENS!

WHERE AM I?

WELCOME TO MEERCAT HEAVEN!

LAST NAME?

UH...

BERKOWITZ.

WELL, THEN...

LET'S SEE WHAT THE ALL-KNOWING BOOK

OF GLORIOUS ACHIEVEMENTS

AND SINFUL ACCOUNTABILITY

HAS TO SAY ABOUT YOUR LIFE, MR. BERKOWITZ.

WHY, HERE YOU ARE AS A BABY.

IT'S MINE, AS IN NOT YOURS!

SO GET YOUR OWN GRUB, YOU MOOK!

HA HA HA!

HA...

WHAT?

LOOK HOW CUTE I AM

AND SO FULL OF BEANS. HA!

WHAT, YOU, LIKE, WANT MY HELP AND NOTHIN'S IN IT FOR ME?

TRY THE CLASSIFIEDS, PAL,

AND CHECK UNDER MOOK.

OUT OF MY FACE, YOU MOOK.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID...

MOOK. MOOK, MOOK, MOOK, MOOK, MOOK!

HA HA HA!

OH, NO, NO, NO.

NO, I'M SORRY, MR. BERKOWITZ.

IT APPEARS YOU LACK THE REDEEMABLE QUALITIES REQUIRED

FOR ADMITTANCE INTO MEERCAT HEAVEN.

GOODBYE.

AAH!

WAIT! WAIT!

GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE!

I PROMISE I'LL NEVER CALL ANYONE A MOOK

NEVER, EVER, EVER TIMES INFINITY EVER AGAIN.

WELL-L-L-L...

I SUPPOSE I CAN GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE.

YOU MUST RETURN TO EARTH

AND...

PERFORM ONE UNSELFISH ACT OF KINDNESS.

ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE ADMITTED INTO MEERCAT HEAVEN!

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME ALIVE AGAIN,

AND AFTER I DO ONE GOOD DEED,

I'LL DIE AND END UP HERE FOREVER?

THAT'S RIGHT. VERY GOOD.

AND YOU MUSTN'T TELL ANYONE.

I WON'T TELL A SOUL.

HA!

A LITTLE HEAVENLY HUMOR THERE.

HEY, WHOO!

TAXI!

I'M ALIVE, I'M ALIVE!

HA HA!

AND AS LONG AS I DON'T DO ANYTHING NICE,

I'LL NEVER DIE.

MY BUDDY'S BACK!

IT'S A MIRACLE!

WHY, IT'S A SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE, TIMON!

RIGHT, WHATEVER. LET'S EAT.

NO!

YOU HAD A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE,

A BRUSH WITH THE OTHER SIDE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

SURE.

IT MEANS YOU'VE EMERGED

WITH A FRESH OUTLOOK ON LIFE,

READY TO REPENT YOUR OLD WAYS

AND START ANEW!

WELL...

I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR FACE, TIMON.

YOU'RE INSPIRED WITH A NEW APPRECIATION

FOR OTHER LIVING BEINGS

AND A LONGING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE

IN THIS OTHERWISE UNCARING WORLD.

UH...

YOU'RE GOING TO HELP OTHERS

AND DO LOTS AND LOTS OF GOOD DEEDS.

OH, CRUD.

DON'T WORRY, TIMON.

I'M YOUR BESTEST BEST FRIEND.

I'LL HELP YOU HELP OTHERS AND DO GOOD DEEDS.

YOU KNOW, PUMBAA, THIS SECOND CHANCE

AT LIFE THING, IT'S WAY OVERRATED.

GEE, TIMON, DON'T YOU WANT TO DO GOOD DEEDS?

IF WE WERE TO HAPPEN UPON A VERY RARE OPPORTUNITY

TO HELP SOMEONE IN NEED,

OF COURSE, I'D ONLY BE TOO HAPPY TO OBLIGE.

HELP!

WHOA!

YOUNG MAN, WOULD YOU BE A DEAR

AND GUIDE ME ACROSS THIS OH-SO-TREACHEROUS RIVER?

WHY, TIMON, LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE FOUND

A VERY RARE OPPORTUNITY TO HELP RIGHT NOW.

AND I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP,

BUT I'M NOT THE BEST SWIMMER.

YOU'RE A FINE SWIMMER.

I JUST ATE.

THAT WAS HOURS AGO.

I'M ALLERGIC TO WATER.

YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP?

FINE!

I'LL CROSS THE LOUSY RIVER MYSELF.

OH!

MY GOOD MAN, AS YOU CAN SEE

I'M IN A BIT OF A SPOT HERE.

WOULD YOU MIND UNTYING ME FROM THIS DREADFUL TRAP?

YOU KNOW, I'D LOVE TO.

IT'S JUST THAT UNFORTUNATELY I BELONG TO THE, UH...

UH, THE DO NOT UNTIE KNOTS CLUB.

YOU DO?

DO YOU?

IF I UNTIE THOSE KNOTS,

I'D BE BANISHED FROM THE CLUB FOREVER.

YOU WOULD?

WOULD YOU?

THEY'D DEFINITELY TAKE AWAY MY FEZ.

WOW!

WOW, INDEED.

I'D HELP, BUT SORRY... HOOVES.

ALL RIGHT, FINE. I'LL UNTIE THEM MYSELF.

THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD TO DO THIS.

WOW, TIMON, HEY, LOOK!

HELP ME, HELP ME!

I HAVE FALLEN FROM MY NEST,

AND I CANNOT FLY.

WOULD YOU PUT ME BACK IN MY WARM, COMFY WITTLE NEST?

PWEASE?

OH, I'D LOVE TO, KID,

BUT I GOT THIS, UH...

BAD BACK.

[BACK CRACKS]

OH, YEAH!

IF I TRY TO REACH OVER MY HEAD,

MY SPINE GOES INTO UNCONTROLLABLE SPASMODIC CONFIBULATIONS.

SORRY.

I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU, BUT I CAN'T CLIMB TREES.

SORRY, HOOVES.

FINE! I'LL GET BACK UP MYSELF!

"I GOT A BAD BACK. OH, MY SPINE."

YEAH, MY SPINE, TOO.

BYE, PUMBAA.

BYE, PUMBAA! THANK YOU!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST STOOD BY

WHILE THAT ORPHANAGE BURNED DOWN.

OH, THAT WAS AN ORPHANAGE?

HMM! YOU KNOW, I'M BEGINNING TO THINK

YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP OTHERS AT ALL.

PUMBAA, PUMBAA, PUMBAA.

I CAN'T JUST GO AROUND HELPING EVERY MOOK

WHO TRIPS OVER A STICK,

BONKS THEIR HEAD, FALLS OVER A CLIFF,

AND HANGS ONTO THE LEDGE BEGGING FOR HELP, NOW CAN I?

HELP, I BEG YOU!

PUMBAA!

IF I HELP PUMBAA, IT'D BE A GOOD DEED,

AND I'LL DIE AND END UP IN MEERCAT HEAVEN

WITH THAT MOOK OF AN ANGEL.

BUT IF I DON'T HELP PUMBAA, WELL...

I'M GONNA FALL AND DIE!

OH! IT'S EITHER HIM OR ME.

I DON'T MEAN TO RUSH YOU,

BUT WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?

HANG ON, PAL! IT'S TIMON TO THE RESCUE!

YAH!

SHEESH! THANK YOU, TIMON.

YEAH!

YOU'RE WELCOME.

THAT WAS SURE NICE OF YOU TO SAVE ME LIKE THAT.

WHY, I DEFINITELY CALL THAT A GOOD DEED.

TIMON!

WAIT! MY LIFE'S MISSION ISN'T COMPLETE!

SEND ME BACK! SEND ME BACK!

I'VE GOT MORE GOOD DEEDS TO DO!

I NEED TO HELP OTHERS.

I... I... I...

I THINK I'M GOING TO LIKE IT HERE.

HUMMINA, HUMMINA, HUMMINA, WOW!

HEY, TIMON, TIMON, WAKE UP!

PUMBAA?

WHAT HAPPENED?

I THOUGHT I HAD DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN,

AND THERE WERE BUGS AND GIRLS... AND...

YOU'RE NOT DEAD, TIMON.

AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE TODAY'S TUESDAY,

NOT WEDNESDAY!

WHAT? NO! WHAT?

THAT BUG YOU ATE IS ONLY POISONOUS

IF YOU EAT IT UNDER A SHADY JUNGLEBERRY TREE

ON A PATCH OF PEAT MOSS

IN BALMY 70-DEGREE WEATHER ON A WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON!

WASN'T IT A LEAP YEAR?

THAT WOULD MAKE TODAY WEDNESDAY, RIGHT?

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

IT'S DEFINITELY TUESDAY!

WHAT IF THE BUG IS STILL IN MY STOMACH ON WEDNESDAY?

IT DOESN'T COUNT.

BUT...

LOOKS LIKE YOU WON'T BE MAKING THAT TRIP TO MEERCAT HEAVEN

FOR A LONG, LONG, LONG,

LONG, LONG, LONG,

O.K., ALL RIGHT ALREADY.

LONG TIME.

OOH! YEE!

AYE!

OOH! UGH! UCK!

OSH! YUCK! YAH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TIMON?

IS THIS SOME NEW KIND OF DANCE?

I HOPE NOT.

'CAUSE YOU'LL MAKE ME DO IT.

AND I DON'T WANT TO.

OOH EEH OH UGH!

IT'S MY BACK, PUMBAA!

IT ITCHES, AND I CAN'T REACH IT!

WHY AREN'T MY ARMS LONGER?

LITTLE MORE TO THE LEFT.

OH, HIGHER, HIGHER!

NOT TOO HIGH.

LITTLE MORE TO THE RIGHT.

RIGHT IN THERE. OH, FORGET IT!

THIS ISN'T WORKING.

HEY...

GIVE ME THAT STICK OVER THERE.

THIS STICK?

BUT, TIMON, OH,

THIS IS THE FORBIDDEN STICK.

[THUNDER]

WHAT? WHERE DO YOU GET THAT RUBBISH?

IT SAYS RIGHT ON IT. LOOK...

"THE FORBIDDEN STICK.

DO NOT TOUCH UNDER PENALTY OF LAW!"

RIGHT THERE.

WE SHOULD OBEY THE LAW,

EVEN IF WE DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

IF WE DIDN'T, IT WOULD LEAD TO ANARCHY.

MY BACK DOESN'T ITCH ANYMORE ANYWAY.

REALLY?

YUP. IT'S 100% DE-ITCHIFIED.

NO MORE ITCH.

ITCH ALL GONE.

BACK O.K.

THAT'S GOOD. YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK ARGUING ABOUT THE STICK

TOOK YOUR MIND OFF THE ITCH

AND IT WENT AWAY BY ITSELF.

YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT, PUMBAA.

AHH!

AHH, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!

? HEY, I'M DANCIN' AROUND A TREE STUMP ?

? A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL TREE STUMP ?

? HEY, I'M DANCIN' AROUND A TREE STUMP ?

? YA DA DUH DA DA DA DUH DA ?

PUMBAA, YOU GOTTA HIDE ME!

THEY'RE AFTER ME!

THEY'RE GONNA GET ME! I DON'T WANNA BE GOT.

HELLO.

SEEN THIS MEERCAT?

WE KNOW YOU HAVE.

HE CAME THIS WAY.

JUST A FEW MOMENTS AGO.

YOU HAD TO HAVE SEEN HIM.

DON'T GIVE US ANY GUFF.

HE'S IN BIG TROUBLE.

YOU LOOK SMART.

HOPE YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH.

I'VE NEVER SEEN TIMON BEFORE

IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I'D NEVER RAT ON MY BESTEST BEST FRIEND.

OW!

I MEAN, TIMON'S ONLY A SO-SO FRIEND.

OW!

I WISH HE'D STOP KICKING ME. OW!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

SO, HIS NAME'S TIMON.

I DON'T SUPPOSE HE'S HIDING SOMEWHERE.

TREE STUMP?

WILL THE HOG MOVE?

HEY, HOG, YOU GONNA MOVE?

NO!

ALL RIGHT, PUMBAA!

O.K., GET THE DYNAMITE.

WE'LL BLAST HIM OUT OF THERE.

[BELL RINGS]

DYNAMITE?

AAH!

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEG FOR MERCY.

EVERYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE TURNED AGAINST YOU.

IT WASN'T ME,

BUT A WILD MAN IN A SKI MASK WEARING GLOVES.

I'VE BEEN FRAMED!

HA!

HOW INCONVENIENT.

YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW, T-BONE.

AKA MR. FORBIDDEN STICK TOUCHER.

TROUBLE'S WHAT YOU'RE IN FOR.

WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?

YOU MUST BE NEW.

WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE RHINO.

THE WONDERFUL RHINO OF LAWS.

HE'S A GOT A FUNNY WAY WITH LAWS.

FUNNY HA HA OR STRANGE FUNNY?

WHAT FUNNY?

HE LIKES TO MAKE UP NEW LAWS

WHENEVER HE FEELS LIKE IT.

HE'S FUNNY THAT WAY.

IT'S AMUSING.

I'LL BEGIN BY SAYING I DON'T LIKE YOUR MANNER.

I DON'T LIKE YOUR VOICE.

I DON'T LIKE YOUR HAIRCUT.

AND YOUR TAIL IS TOO LONG!

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, YOUR HONOR,

CHILL OUT.

IT IS HEREBY ILLEGAL TO TELL ME TO CHILL OUT.

COUNSEL FOR THE JUNGLE.

EXHIBIT "A," THE FORBIDDEN STICK.

WE CAUGHT HIM WITH IT.

HE USED IT TO SCRATCH HIS HAIRY BACK.

THAT'S DISGUSTING!

SOMEONE GET A BOOK OF LAW TO THROW AT HIM.

GEE, TIMON, I NEVER REALIZED

WHAT AN UNHEALTHY DISRESPECT FOR THE LAW YOU HAVE.

WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?

IT'S JUST A STUPID STICK,

A NORMAL OLD PIECE OF WOOD.

WHO CARES?

GRABBIN' THE STICK.

THROWING IT.

MAKING FUN OF IT.

NOT SHOWING PROPER RESPECT FOR IT.

THIS IS ABSURD!

I DEMAND A MISTRIAL, YOUR HONOR!

THIS IS A MOCKERY OF A FARCE

OF A SHAM OF JUSTICE!

UH-OH.

[GASPING]

I THINK I WANT A LAWYER.

IF IT PLEASES THE COURT,

TIMON'S MY BESTEST BEST FRIEND.

WE GO LOTS OF PLACES.

HE'S ALWAYS IN TROUBLE.

HE DOESN'T MEAN TO BE.

I ALWAYS TRY TO HELP HIM OUT, BUT...

I OBJECT!

I WANT A REAL LAWYER!

I WANT A, ER...

MATLOCK!

SILENCE!

THIS IS MY COURT!

ONLY I GET TO OBJECT.

ACCORDING TO ARTICLE CATCH 22,

WHICH I JUST NOW INVENTED,

YOU'LL BE SUBJECTED TO A SERIES OF TESTS.

THESE TESTS WILL DETERMINE YOUR GUILT OR INNOCENCE.

NOW, THROW HIM IN THE SNAKE PIT OF VIRTUE.

IF HE MAKES IT OUT, HE IS INNOCENT.

HELP!

OW! OUCH!

STOP IT!

HEY! OOH! AAH!

[HAWAIIAN HULA MUSIC PLAYS]

HE CRAWLED OUT.

MMM. THAT MEANS HE'S INNOCENT.

WE'D BETTER DO ANOTHER TEST.

NOW, YOU MUST WALK THE REALLY WARM COALS OF TRUTH.

YEE!

OOH! AAH! OW! YEE! OW! OOH! YEE! AAH!

PUMBAA, HOW CAN YOU DO THAT?

I'VE GOT THESE FUNNY PADS ON MY FEET.

I NEVER KNEW WHY,

BUT IT DOESN'T HURT WHEN I STAND HERE.

THOUGH YOU HAVE PASSED TWO TESTS,

YOU STILL MUST CATCH THE ROCK OF JUSTICE.

SO?

IS HE INNOCENT?

HMM. OH, I'M NOT REALLY SURE QUITE YET.

[SLURPING]

LET'S CONTINUE THE TESTS.

ENTER THE CAVE OF PAIN!

AHEM!

I FEEL JUSTICE WOULD BE MUCH BETTER SERVED

BY, OH, SAY, THE CAVE OF HEAVENLY DELIGHTS.

YEOW!

[CRASH]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

AAH!

[CRASH]

[AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE]

[EXPLOSION]

[FOG HORN BLOWS]

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!

[CLANG]

[CRASH]

AAH!

[SAWING]

[BANG]

[CLATTERING]

[BONK BONK BONK BONK]

[HORN HONKS]

FINALLY THE WRITTEN TEST!

"WHO WAS THE 37th PRESIDENT

OF THE UNITED STATES?"

I DON'T KNOW.

UH, DONALD SCHWARTZENEGGER.

WHO CARES WHO THE 37th PRESIDENT

OF THE UNITED STATES WAS?

WHAT DOES THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

I DID IT! I CONFESS!

I'M GUILTY!

HAVE MERCY! HAVE MERCY!

I SCRATCHED MY BACK WITH THE FORBIDDEN STICK!

GEE, THAT'S TOO BAD.

UP TILL NOW IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GOING TO BE INNOCENT.

OH, WELL.

? GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY ?

YOU MAY EXECUTE THE SENTENCE.

COURT ADJOURNED. BYE-BYE.

WE'RE OUTTA HERE, BABY.

LET'S ROLL.

THAT'S IT?

A SLAP ON THE WRIST?

YOU CALL THAT JUSTICE?

I THINK YOU GOT OFF EASY.

AT LEAST YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON.

YEAH. DON'T TOUCH THE FORBIDDEN STICK.

HA HA!

I'LL REMEMBER THAT, TIMON.

GOOD. LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT.

PUMBAA, HAND ME THAT ROCK THERE

BEFORE I CHIP A TOOTH.

I CAN'T, TIMON. THAT'S...

THE FORBIDDEN ROCK!

OH, PLEASE!

WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN,

ANOTHER SLAP ON THE WRIST?

HA HEE HEE!

PUMBAA!

GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!

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