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Why are you trying
to change people
who don't want to be changed?
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If you want change,
you need power.
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Anybody who wants power that badshouldn't have it.
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That would make you
the perfect leader, wouldn't it?
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ANGUA: You still don't have
everything you need, Carcer.
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We have no idea
how many artefacts there are.
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-There's just one more.
-And it's you.
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CHEERY: If this turns purple,
you've got Octiron
in your blood.
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CARROT: What does that mean?
CHEERY: It's normal.
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If he's not the third artefact,
then who is?
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You know, Lady Ramkin,
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Skimmer often brags
about how easy it was
to throttle your mother.
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Can you guarantee
my safety, Captain?
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VIMES: Cruces is gone.
SKIMMER: It's not Dr Cruces
that I'm worried about.
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[LIGHT FLICKERING]
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OBSERVER: Who is she?
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WONSE: Find us the worst version of Sam Vimes
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and we'll make him murder
Sybil Ramkin.
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OBSERVER: We've found him!
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Go.
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SKIMMER: Hmm.
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A wizard was choking
on a poison pill.
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I had to push my fingers
down his throat
to prevent regurgitation.
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I love that word.
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Regurgitation.
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He wanted to live so badly
he bit off my finger.
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I wanted him to die so badly
I let him.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Believe in anything
that much, Vimes?
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Hmm?
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The Watch?
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Yourself?
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You stay in this city,
you're a dead man.
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Isn't that true of us both?
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Oh, yes, I thought
I recognised that.
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The Watch Captain's badge
is a precious relic
in our Guild's culture.
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Remember King Veltrick?
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The founder of The Watch?
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He was wearing that
when an assassin cut his throat.
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How appropriate
that you'll be wearing it
when your time comes, Captain.
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SYBIL: So you just
let him walk?
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If Carrot's right,
Carcer's been to the future
and he knows our every move.
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We don't even know
where he is or...
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Or who or what's helping him.
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So justice
doesn't matter anymore?
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Whoever that third artefact is,
Carcer is closer to finding them
than we are.
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We're in no shape
to take in prisoners.
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I did what I had to do.
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There is always a choice
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between what you have to do
and what you should do.
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You were gonna let that man
walk out there to his death.
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I can admit when I'm wrong.
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And I can admit when I'm right.
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If you don't hold Skimmer here,
I will recapture him.
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And by the time
I'm done with him,
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he won't be so much
The Duke of Stab,
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as he'll be
the Prince of Pottery!
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-And Textiles!
-You said
you'd given all that up.
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Well, maybe I was wrong
about that, too.
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Because it worked
far better than anything
we've tried in here.
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You step one foot
outside that door,
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I will come to your mansion
and I will arrest you.
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For what?
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Doing what you should have done?
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For taking the law
into your own hands.
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Whatever law there is,
it belongs to a far stronger
set of hands than yours, Sam.
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Sybil...
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Sybil?
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[DOOR OPENS]
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-One foot
outside that door... Eh?
-[DOOR CLOSES]
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[SIGHS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[SIGHS]
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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This is gonna hurt.
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[GRUNTS]
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[MACHINERY CLICKING]
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Cheery, Klatchian coffee now.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[JAIL CELL DOOR SLAMS]
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Somebody
didn't sleep last night.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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-[YELLING]
-[GRUNTS]
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ You're frozen
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♪ Hey! Hey...
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GROUPIE: [LAUGHING] I will...
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[MUSIC THUMPING IN DISTANCE]
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[GASPS]
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Wanna do something... geeky?
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Should we start a...
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Well, what do you call it?
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-Uh...
-A role-playing game?
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-I'm just gonna...
-Oh.
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I saw you upstairs at the bar.
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All by yourself.
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I thought maybe
you'd like to come down here
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and join
my little support group...
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For virgins.
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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What makes you think
I'm a virgin?
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I'm really sensitive.
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[SIGHING]
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You're bleeding.
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Oh, yeah,
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I just had a little blood test.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Sally make it... better.
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-What are you doing?
-[RIPPING]
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Why are you being so weird?
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Is the blood poisoned?
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Ugh, it's too salty?
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Oh, please not sepsis.
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No, there's nothing
wrong with it.
It's just ordinary.
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Not... special or... noble.
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Oh, honey.
There's more to blood
than nobility.
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And I can tell you
for a fact there's only
one noble-blood left.
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Lady Sybil Ramkin.
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Sally, you...
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You're a genius.
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[VOICE DISTORTING]
So show this genius the goods.
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[HISSING]
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Dance!
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I'm gonna go. [CLEARS THROAT]
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[IN NORMAL VOICE] Shit.
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He's too literal, Sally.
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You're dead.
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[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
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-Then I must be dead.
-[SCOFFS]
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Yes.
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This time, I actually
must be really dead.
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Well, I'm not surprised.
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Today's the day.
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And the punishment for my sins
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is an eternity
in a cell with you.
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We've been cell mates
for two years
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and you always said
we would have gone mad
if we didn't have each other.
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-Two years?
-Isn't that right, Mr Hand?
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[IN DEEP VOICE]
That's some hurtful shit, Vimes.
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But...
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What? How did I get here?
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You're gonna die in here
alone now.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Come on, there's no...
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[IN DEEP VOICE]
It's my plan, my way!
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Where am I? What is this place?
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[IN NORMAL VOICE] It's Tanty!
Tanty Prison!
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Tanty?
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That place is a wreck.
It's been empty for years.
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This place has never been empty.
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-[PA CHIMES]
-Morning inspection.
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[GOBLINS HISSING AND CLICKING]
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Urdo.
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Report.
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Present and correct,
Officer Ironfoundersson.
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Carrot?
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Kid, I've never been
so glad to see you.
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On the dots, Prisoner 177!
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Kid, it's me, your captain.
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-You'll raise your hand
if you want to speak!
-[GRUNTS]
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[COUGHS]
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Are those sandals?
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You know he loves his sandals.
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[IN DEEP VOICE]
And don't make trouble
for the screws today.
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I don't know
what's goin' on here,
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but if you ever...
hit me again like that,
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I'll take those sandals
and shove them right up your...
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Enough!
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Throw him to The Beast.
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[GOBLIN SPEAKS IN NATIVE TONGUE]
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[VIMES GRUNTING]
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Beast'll rip him limb from limb.
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OBSERVER 1: The worst version
of Sam Vimes.
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[SNORING]
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OBSERVER 2: Weak, spineless,
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the most dangerous
of all humanity.
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-OBSERVER 1: Oh, he's waking.
-[GASPS]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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Urdo?
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Mr Hand?
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[WHIMPERS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Where's Lady Ramkin?
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-She left.
-Took Goodboy.
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What happened to your jacket?
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Nothing.
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What happened to your... hands?
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Yeah, I like your...
Your hair like that.
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It really suits you
and your eyebrows,
of course, they are nice
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with, sort of... Mm, er...
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Look, I think Lady Ramkin
might be the third artefact.
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Wonse told me
The Grimoire Sorcerer
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put Octiron
in the blood of the last king.
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Lady Ramkin's
the only noble-blood
left in the city.
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ANGUA: What makes you
so sure about that?
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[STAMMERS] Sally.
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-Sally?
-Sally.
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Who the hell's Sally?
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Well... She knows
a lot about blood.
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[SNIFFING]
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She's a stinking vampire.
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00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:24,960
What? You...
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[SNIFFING]
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Your nostrils
have gone all flarey.
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Werewolves. Vampires.
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[NECK CRACKING]
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I just want him to be safe.
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What's wrong with that?
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Nothing.
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Come on. Let's find Lady Ramkin.
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Why's the captain running away?
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Oi!
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[YELLING AND GRUNTING]
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ALT DETRITUS: I'm gonna beat ya,
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eat ya,
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and then excrete ya.
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00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,920
Sir, you have
the soul of a poet.
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Thank the Gods! Detritus!
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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[COUGHS]
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So good to see ya.
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So good.
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You cut that out.
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[STRAINING] You always
signpost your jab.
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[YELLING]
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You killed my best friend.
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I'm your best friend!
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You landed on Pickety Warp.
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Who's Snickety...
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Pickety!
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-[YELLING]
-Eat ya...
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I don't know what's happening,
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but I'm not the Sam
you think I am!
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ALT DETRITUS: Hmm...
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How come your arm grew back?
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You think I lost my arm?
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Nah.
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00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,840
But you thought
that I thought that you did.
240
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,760
-Let's find out
who you really are. [GRUNTS]
-[GASPS]
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-[PANTING]
-[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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-Hey.
-[GASPS]
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Hey, where you going in a rush?
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Is this the past?
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Just a different present.
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You look... You look so young.
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You know me?
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Carcer Dun. You're my friend.
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[GRUNTING]
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You're not what
I expected either, friend.
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[CARCER CHUCKLES]
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That's why I busted you
out of that prison.
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Yeah. Brought you into
this world.
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Go on. Breathe its air. Go on.
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00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,480
[BOTH INHALING SHARPLY]
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[BOTH COUGHING]
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Better than a prison cell,
though, right?
258
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,280
Well... yeah.
259
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,600
Well, if you want to keep
breathing in this fresh air...
260
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,000
[SNIFFS] Yeah.
261
00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,080
Then you have to do
everything that I say.
262
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,760
Otherwise you're gonna go back
to that other place
the moment you fall asleep.
263
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,840
-[DOOR OPENING]
-CARROT: Captain?
264
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,240
[GASPS]
265
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,200
ALT VIMES: That's the...
266
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,680
That's the worst screw in Tanty.
267
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:26,280
Oh, well, here he works for you.
268
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,720
I know. For some reason,
he, er, he loves you.
269
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:30,760
[CHUCKLING] And respects you.
270
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,640
No, seriously.
271
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,680
And he'll do anything
that you tell him.
272
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,560
Go on. Put it on. Try it.
273
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,800
Try telling him,
"Stay there, Constable."
274
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,200
Stay there, Constable.
275
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,720
Yeah, yeah, but a bit more
like a pirate. Argh.
276
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,760
Argh. Argh.
277
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,600
Yeah, don't forget the eye.
So, [IN PIRATE VOICE]
"Stay there, Constable"
278
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,920
[YELLING IN PIRATE VOICE]
Stay there, Constable.
279
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,040
-[IN NORMAL VOICE] He's staying.
-He's staying.
280
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,600
-Feels good, right?
-Yeah.
281
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,240
-Yeah, feels powerful.
-Mm.
282
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,960
-Wanna keep feeling powerful?
-Yes.
283
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000
Then do everything
that I tell you.
284
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,400
But first,
we got to get rid of them.
285
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,840
-Okay.
-CARCER: Hmm.
286
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,640
Ah, oh! Er, they're...
they're looking for somebody.
287
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,320
Lady Ramkin?
288
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,080
They said she's an artefact?
289
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,600
They did, did they?
290
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,800
Interesting.
291
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,320
All right. Thanks.
292
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,200
Lead them
to Tanty Prison, all right?
293
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,040
-Er...
-Yup.
294
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,120
Go...
295
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,960
[GRUNTS]
296
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,200
-[IN PIRATE VOICE] Stay there!
-You got it.
297
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,360
-Argh.
-Off you go.
298
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,320
CARROT: Captain.
299
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,240
We need to find
Lady Ramkin immediately.
300
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,360
Yes.
301
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,000
Oh, she's waiting for us.
302
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,200
-Er, she is?
-Yes.
303
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,440
Why, sir?
304
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,320
She said something
about an artefact.
305
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,840
-So then I was right?
-Yes!
306
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,640
You're a good... Carrot.
307
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,960
[GRUNTS]
308
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,240
Ha! I'm your captain.
309
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,200
Sir.
310
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:08,240
[IN NORMAL VOICE] So, er,
you go get the others
and then we'll go to her.
311
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,440
Huh?
312
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,000
Why did you
run off like that, sir?
313
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,840
I needed a... Argh!
314
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,440
[IN PIRATE VOICE] I needed
a breath of fresh air.
315
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,000
In Ankh-Morpork?
316
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,280
Mm. [CHUCKLES]
317
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,960
Fresh air.
318
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,280
[LAUGHING] Right.
319
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,720
ALT DETRITUS: This is
Great-Great-Great-Grandmother.
320
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,000
[STRAINING] It's a pleasure
to meet you.
321
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,920
These are the oldest rocks
in Tanty's foundations.
322
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,840
[RUMBLING]
323
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,400
Should you, er,
be touching Grandma like that?
324
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,520
ALT DETRITUS: Hmm...
325
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,440
You're communing.
326
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,520
Not your world. Not my Vimes.
327
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,920
You been swapped.
328
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,600
Did, did, did Grandma
tell you that?
329
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,920
Stone speaks stone.
330
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,920
Even across splintered worlds
like yours and mine.
331
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,040
Splintered by what?
332
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,800
Decisions, mostly.
333
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,200
Swapped by who?
334
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,280
Eh...
335
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,640
Are... Are you telling me
336
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,480
that the Vimes from this world
337
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,920
-is back in the world
that I come from?
-Maybe.
338
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,000
What's Tanty like over there?
339
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,640
Oh, I don't know.
I'm not in Tanty.
I'm the Captain of The Watch.
340
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,040
[LAUGHING]
341
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,360
Captain of The Watch! Ha!
342
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:29,360
[LAUGHING] That is one
messed-up world.
343
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,680
Did you hear that, Grandma?
344
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,400
Captain of The Watch. [LAUGHING]
345
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,760
She's laughing.
346
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,080
You can't hear it,
but she's laughing. [LAUGHING]
347
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,720
[CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY]
Want to hear something
really funny?
348
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:44,560
Your great-great-grandson
is my sergeant. Ha-ha!
349
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:50,280
So, my Vimes is in your world,
and he is your Detritus' boss?
350
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,360
[LAUGHING]
351
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,400
What, Grandma?
352
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,800
Help me to get back.
353
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,080
Hmm...
354
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,640
Now, clearly, magic
has something to do
355
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:00,760
with me being here.
356
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:01,760
Are there any wizards in Tanty?
357
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,000
Help me to break out of here
and get to Unseen University.
358
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,480
Can we do that?
359
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,800
Your Detritus... he's dead?
360
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,240
Grandma told me.
361
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,280
What happened?
362
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,240
Hey.
363
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,080
You...
364
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,400
He... died doing his job.
365
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,560
[ECHOING] No!
366
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,800
Second time he saved my life.
367
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,560
Sarge!
368
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,520
He was the best friend
I ever had.
369
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,320
You're my best friend now,
Sam Vimes.
370
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,240
I think I know a way
I can save you one more time.
371
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,160
Come with me.
372
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,960
He's leading them
straight into the trap.
373
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,280
We'll meet Vimes there
and take him
onto the Ramkin mansion.
374
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,520
There's something else?
375
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,960
This Vimes is a bit pathetic,
which is a surprise,
376
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,800
and it turns out
the Ironfoundersson kid
isn't the third artefact.
377
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,880
They think
it might be Lady Ramkin.
378
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,200
I built this
to track Ironfoundersson
after he got away from us.
379
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,000
We can test it on her.
380
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,160
[OCTIMETER WARBLING]
381
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,600
WAYNE THE SWORD:
Here we go again.
382
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,920
The under-developed
magical artefact gets pulled...
383
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,680
[VOICE FADES]
384
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,840
...I only went along
with all this
385
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,120
because you said
I'd get something
interesting to do.
386
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,320
Why'd it go silent like that?
387
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:07,240
It detects the silence
that existed
before anything else.
388
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:11,520
Octiron sings
with that same silence.
389
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:16,080
It was forged by elemental magic
long before there were worlds
390
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,440
or men and women
to walk upon them.
391
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,080
Well...
392
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,680
We don't need to know
if Ramkin is the third artefact.
393
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,280
We just need Vimes to kill her.
394
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,360
Then we're free.
395
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,760
And if he doesn't?
396
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,240
This was your idea.
397
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,240
I survived all these years
because I never assumed
398
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,840
the roof over my head today
would still be there tomorrow.
399
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,560
I've seen the ones
who took you out of time.
400
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,760
What they can do.
401
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,000
We need every lever we can get.
402
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,640
Guard them.
403
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,120
[GOBLIN SPEAKS IN NATIVE TONGUE]
404
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,600
WAYNE THE SWORD:
They're using us, Goblin.
405
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,120
I am only here
for the exposition,
406
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,120
while you are nothing more
than a pointless allegory.
407
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,800
Hey.
408
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,360
CHEERY: He's acting
really weird.
409
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,040
Does he look like
he can tell where he is
through the sole of his boots?
410
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:09,560
Ever since he met Lady Ramkin
he's been wearing
Demon Rum aftershave.
411
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,080
CARROT: All that matters
is getting to her...
412
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,160
He isn't wearing it now.
413
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,320
...before Carcer...
414
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,160
Hello, Carrot, you listening?
415
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,480
Just following orders.
416
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,680
When were your orders
to stop thinking, Carrot?
417
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,120
CHEERY: Where are we?
418
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,640
CARROT: I've read
about this place.
419
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,880
Tanty.
420
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,160
The city's first
and oldest prison.
421
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,480
It was built by King Veltrick
to house the arrests
he thought the Watch would make.
422
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,120
Now it's empty.
423
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,160
So why would Lady Ramkin
be meeting us
in an empty prison?
424
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,760
Coo-ee. This way.
425
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,800
There's your way out.
426
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,000
I'm not leaving you.
427
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,920
Don't worry.
We meet again, Captain.
428
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,480
Stone speaks stone.
429
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,120
ALT DETRITUS: Hmm...
430
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,280
[RUMBLING]
431
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,720
Go on then.
432
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,680
Argh, argh! [CHUCKLES]
433
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,080
Argh.
434
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,520
What's through there, Captain?
435
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,680
[GRUNTS]
436
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,480
You.
437
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,280
That's for putting me
in The Hut so many times.
438
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,760
Hut? What Hut, Captain?
What are you talking about?
439
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:53,800
Carcer...
440
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,480
I knew something wasn't right.
441
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,320
CARCER: Come on, Sam.
She's waiting.
442
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,560
CARROT: Captain?
443
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,240
Captain!
444
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,760
[SIGHS]
445
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,520
Hello.
446
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,280
Cell inspection. Inspect...
447
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,360
ALT CARROT: Move it along!
448
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,360
Prison Regulation C stroke 21 A
449
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,280
states that you will maintain
access of five yards
at all times!
450
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,560
Nothing ever changes.
451
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,400
Hey.
452
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,200
How did you get away
from The Beast?
453
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,560
You said... today's the day?
454
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,680
[IN DEEP VOICE] Get lost.
455
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,760
The day for what?
456
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,960
[IN NORMAL VOICE] You know what.
457
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,240
You got an escape plan?
458
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,720
I haven't.
[IN DEEP VOICE] I have.
459
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,960
All right, then, I'm in.
460
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Say please.
461
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,920
[SCOFFS]
462
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,640
Please.
463
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:58,000
All right, slag. You're in.
464
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,960
Er, I got a bit of a knock
on the head from The Beast.
465
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,160
Perhaps you could
remind me of the plan.
466
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,200
My associate will explain.
467
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,960
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Thank you.
468
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000
That door...
469
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,920
is the only way out of here
470
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,760
and it can only get opened
by the Warden.
471
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,000
Hmm.
472
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,120
ALT URDO: Lots of doors
behind that one.
473
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,880
Warden's hand
opens all of them.
474
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,560
So...
475
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,920
We're gonna cut it off.
476
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,680
Is that absolutely necessary?
477
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,440
[STRAINING]
478
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,200
[RATTLING]
479
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,640
CHEERY: The windows
are all barred.
480
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,120
The only way out's
the way we came in.
481
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,560
DEATH: Excuse me...
482
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,160
but could you tell me
which one of you
483
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,120
is most likely
to eat the other one first?
484
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,800
Just trying to organise
my schedule.
485
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,400
Don't worry, I know this guy.
486
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,480
Can you help us get out of here?
487
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,800
Oh, sorry.
Can't really intervene.
488
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:24,520
Oh, you must have
some sort of special powers
or skills?
489
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:28,200
Well, I do have
a little somethin'-somethin'.
490
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,360
[DEATH CHUCKLES]
491
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,200
I've started writing songs,
you see.
492
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,520
It's nothing. They're just
silly little things, really.
493
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:38,600
Not that any of you would care.
Nobody ever cares.
494
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,880
-We would love
to hear your song.
-DEATH: Huh?
495
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,280
DEATH: Sweet sensation.
496
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,480
This one's called, uh,
Last Breath.
497
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,120
-[INSTRUMENT PLAYING]
-[DEATH VOCALISING]
498
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,720
Yeah, yeah.
499
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,200
Check it.
500
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,560
Check it. One, two,
break it down now. Uh...
501
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,080
♪ This is your last breath
502
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,440
♪ Hello
503
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,600
[CHUCKLES]
504
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,680
♪ I'm Death...
505
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,840
ALT CARROT: Move it along!
506
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,760
[IN DEEP VOICE]
It has to happen today.
507
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,400
My boys are on the outside
waiting for us.
508
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,680
Yeah, but cutting off a hand...
509
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,720
-[PA CHIMES]
-All stand for the Warden!
510
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,440
Good morning, class.
511
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,800
INMATES: Good morning, Warden.
512
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,120
As you all know,
513
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:49,040
our founder King Veltrick
bled for a better world.
514
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,840
The blood and the badge.
515
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,280
INMATES: [CHANTING]
The blood and the badge.
516
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,040
The blood and the badge.
The blood and the badge.
517
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,880
-The blood and the badge.
-The blood...
518
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,920
In the name of his sacrifice,
519
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:05,440
this prison
is not actually a prison.
520
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,440
No, it's a place of learning.
521
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,000
A painful process.
522
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,480
One that requires...
523
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,880
extreme measures.
524
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:21,440
And so, today,
Group B will go in The Hut.
525
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,360
INMATES: [CHANTING]
Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
526
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,960
Prisoner 177!
527
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,760
You're meant to be in the Hole.
528
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:34,040
Well, if the Hole
didn't teach him a lesson,
the Hut certainly will.
529
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,600
[WHISPERING] What's in the Hut?
530
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,200
[WHISPERING IN NORMAL VOICE]
Everything we need to escape.
531
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,680
Him, too.
532
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,520
♪ This is your last breath
533
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,680
♪ And the people say
534
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:48,840
ALL:
♪ Hello
535
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,240
-DEATH: That's right. Uh.
-I'm death.
536
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:55,040
♪ I'm Death
537
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,240
Yeah.
538
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:00,320
You feel me right?
Call and response.
Easy to remember.
539
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:03,000
All the hallmarks
of a stadium banger.
540
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,280
Does it really
have to be 37 minutes long?
541
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,800
I can play you the club edit.
542
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,160
CHEERY: Actually,
tell me about your instrument?
543
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,080
-I've never seen one
that looks like that.
-DEATH: Oh.
544
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:15,560
This? I, uh, fashioned this
from what I could find.
545
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:20,000
This is an old hourglass
that was just
sort of lying around.
546
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,800
Anyway.
547
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,760
I know that my appearance
doesn't exactly
scream "rock star," but...
548
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,400
Bedsprings. I need bedsprings.
549
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:32,120
...people lie in bed at night
and all they can think of is me.
550
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:36,040
So, not only would I
be bringing sweet licks
to this band...
551
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,800
What have you
got in mind, Cheery?
552
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,480
...but I would also
be bringing an audience. Uh...
553
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,240
Ah, shit.
554
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,480
I've inspired them.
555
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:54,280
You do what I say,
you never have to go back.
556
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,560
But you have to
earn your place here.
557
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,960
You have to kill someone.
558
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,840
I've never killed anybody.
559
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,120
Course you haven't.
560
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,600
How long you been in Tanty?
561
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,760
Twenty years.
562
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,400
You know, in and out.
563
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,200
It's time to man up.
564
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,560
This is how you get out.
565
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,680
Killing's wrong.
566
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,160
Don't think about it
as right or wrong,
good or bad.
567
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,640
There's no such thing.
568
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:24,840
There's just survival.
569
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,600
And this is what
you have to do to survive.
570
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,840
Okay.
571
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,200
Who do you want me to kill?
572
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,080
That's the Prison Warden.
573
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,040
CARCER: Whatever she did
to you in your world,
574
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,680
take it out on her in this one.
575
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,720
But she hasn't done anything
to me in this one, has she?
576
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,800
You wanna go back?
577
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,520
SYBIL: Sam Vimes.
[SCOFFS] Arrest me?
578
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,720
I'd like to see him try.
579
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:01,880
Come on, axe.
580
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,880
[OCTIMETER WARBLING]
581
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,040
We're better off
without him, Goodboy.
582
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,160
[WARBLING STOPS]
583
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,400
Let's go.
584
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,960
How many more do we need?
585
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,400
That'll do for now.
586
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,000
When I was a kid,
a mine tunnel collapsed.
587
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:26,280
Ten of us trapped,
lamps all shattered,
tools broken.
588
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,400
For a minute, all we could do
was cry and scream and shout.
589
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,360
And then I realised...
we still had the lamps.
590
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,080
We still had the tools.
591
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,120
Just needed to figure out
a new way of using them.
592
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,640
So, we rigged a crank
to move the rubble.
593
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,720
-You're gonna break
through the wall with...
-Whatever we can find.
594
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,040
[HOLLOW TAPPING]
595
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:51,640
There.
596
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,400
[OCTIMETER WARBLING]
597
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,080
[INAUDIBLE]
598
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,120
[WARBLING STOPS]
599
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,200
ALT VIMES: Thank you.
600
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,520
CARCER: For what?
601
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,200
Well, this is the second time
you've saved me.
602
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,880
When was the first?
603
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,640
You, er...
604
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,440
You pulled me up
from the edge of the roof
of the Unseen University.
605
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:18,920
What?
606
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,120
And then you arrested me.
607
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,160
Arrested you for what?
608
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,720
We were in a gang.
609
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,760
And I sent you
into The Watch House
610
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,880
to free our friends
and kill Captain Keel...
611
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,800
but you didn't.
612
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,080
So you killed him?
613
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,360
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
614
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,400
I... I had a crossbow on you.
615
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,720
I was angry at you
for betraying me...
616
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,240
-CARCER: We can solve this!
-...but I couldn't.
617
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,800
I couldn't go through with it.
618
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,560
I could never go through
with anything like that.
619
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,040
-VIMES: No!
-[GUN FIRES]
620
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,840
[PANTING]
621
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,840
But later,
when you locked me away,
622
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,160
he made you sergeant.
623
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,600
And then you succeeded him
as captain.
624
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,680
Captain of The Watch.
625
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,240
You were a good captain.
626
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,760
Kind.
627
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,520
[BLADE UNSHEATHES]
628
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,760
You wanna be free?
629
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,320
You made a promise.
630
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,360
Then you have to
go through with this.
631
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,440
Keep it.
632
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,440
[THUNDER CRACKS]
633
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,560
Now.
634
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,960
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
635
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,720
-[THUNDER CRASHING]
-CARCER: What you waiting for?
636
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,360
Lady Ramkin
isn't the third artefact.
637
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,760
There's no Octiron in her blood.
638
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,280
What does it matter?
639
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,040
Sam kills her, he's finished.
640
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,480
The Watch is finished.
We're done.
641
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:08,840
It reacted to Vimes.
642
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,560
You can't really think
he's got royal blood.
643
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,280
What if there's
something else about him
that triggers the meter?
644
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,600
They said there's nowhere
in the multiverse
645
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,160
where Sam Vimes
murders Sybil Ramkin.
646
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,160
Maybe because
deep down he truly is noble.
647
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,600
Even in this version.
648
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,600
You mean "good"?
649
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,520
Like I told him,
there's no such thing.
650
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,040
-You don't know that...
-There's no such thing.
651
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,000
How could there be?
652
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,040
That would mean
everything that I did,
all of it...
653
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,280
It would make me bad.
654
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,080
Wouldn't it?
655
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,880
Wouldn't it, Wonse?
656
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:51,800
Come.
657
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,080
I'll show you.
658
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,560
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
659
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,800
-Intensive Arts and Crafts.
-INMATE: Ow!
660
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,720
But the screws
let us use the scissors.
661
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:16,640
They're all blunt,
but we've been sharpening up
these ones for over a month.
662
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,880
Right under their noses.
[LAUGHS]
663
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,400
[VIMES CHUCKLES]
664
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:24,680
Just have to swap them out
for these papier-mache ones.
665
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,280
Eyes down! Tools down!
666
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,040
We have a visitor.
667
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,200
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
668
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,040
ALT CARCER: And who
do we have here?
669
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,240
Prisoner 177, sir.
670
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:44,920
Hello, Sam.
671
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,720
Carcer...
672
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,280
Captain Dun of the City Watch.
673
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,320
It's okay.
674
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,320
And what are we making here?
675
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,040
Well, all prisoners
show Captain Dun your work!
676
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,400
Oh. Very nice.
677
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:11,960
Sam?
678
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,800
Oh, it's, um...
It's just dogs. Dogs.
679
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,280
Well, go on. Show us.
680
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,040
Okay.
681
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,240
Yes, yes. [CHUCKLES] Doggies.
682
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,480
[SNICKERING]
683
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,320
I just need practice.
Just a bit of practice. Yeah.
684
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,080
-Keep at it, Sam.
-Mm.
685
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,720
Yeah?
686
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,760
Keep at it.
687
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,560
Great work, everyone. Thank you.
688
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,120
INMATES: Thank you.
689
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,680
I need to get out of here.
690
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,760
It's done.
691
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,800
[BOTTLES CLINKING]
692
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,600
[COUGHS]
693
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,840
Well, that was
clearly built by Goblins.
694
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,520
Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
695
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,000
Whoo! [LAUGHS]
696
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,320
You got a scent on the captain?
697
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,560
This way.
698
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,360
[GOODBOY GROWLING]
699
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,880
You never liked him anyway.
700
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,440
[GOODBOY GROWLS]
701
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,840
Well, that's not
what you said last time.
702
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,480
[GOODBOY GROWLS]
703
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,280
I suppose he did have nice eyes.
704
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,920
-[GROWLS]
-And it was...
705
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,760
good not to be alone.
706
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,120
So, have you come to arrest me?
707
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,560
I have to stab you.
708
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,760
-[GOODBOY GROWLS]
-Quiet, Goodboy.
709
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,000
Let the man euphemise
if he wants.
710
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,480
He's just a little jealous.
711
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,920
Sorry, "Jealous"?
712
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,880
Of you and me.
713
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,640
I know
we've had our differences,
714
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,440
but I'm glad you're here.
715
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,840
I've missed you, too.
716
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,240
No, I...
I really came here to...
717
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,600
[KNIFE CLATTERS]
718
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,040
[GOODBOY WHIMPERS]
719
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,800
...stab you.
720
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,240
You're not Vimes.
721
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:31,960
Skimmer.
722
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,760
I was just coming to find you.
723
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,200
Delighted to have
saved you the trouble,
Lady Ramkin.
724
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,880
-Who's this?
-Who are you?
725
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,440
-Captain?
-He's not the Captain,
726
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,360
and you're going straight
to my basement, Skimmer.
727
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,520
Actually, I've come
to take your corpse
with me, Lady Ramkin.
728
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,840
It'll be my ticket
back into the Assassin's Guild.
729
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,080
I have to be the one
who kills her.
730
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,400
Really?
731
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,840
Well, I don't mind who does it
just as long as I get her body.
732
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,280
Thanks, stranger.
733
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,080
Pleasure. Weirdo.
734
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,120
SKIMMER: There's two of us,
Lady Ramkin.
735
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,080
I only hope that you choose
your one shot
736
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,560
more wisely
than your late father
chose his friends.
737
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,720
Oh, you didn't know? Oh.
738
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:22,320
Your parents' inhumation
was ordered by several
of their closest friends.
739
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,680
-Mm.
-What?
740
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,560
Maybe it was jealousy
741
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,760
or perhaps deep down
they never really liked them.
742
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,800
[GRUNTING IN PAIN]
743
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,160
You were supposed to attack
while I distracted her!
744
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,600
You didn't say that!
745
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,640
Well, I wasn't gonna say it
in front of her, was I?
746
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:36,760
Take my axe.
747
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,400
VIMES: Ready?
748
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:40,800
ALT URDO: Here she comes!
749
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,600
I'm not going
back there! [GRUNTS]
750
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,960
[AXE CLATTERS]
751
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,480
[CHOKING]
752
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,560
Back where?
753
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,520
-[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
-[LAUGHING]
754
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,560
That badge
doesn't belong to you.
755
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:06,760
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
756
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,840
Put your hand
through that reader.
757
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,120
-I don't want to hurt you.
-[GRUNTS]
758
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,880
If I did that,
it would encourage
every prisoner in here
759
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,640
to think that violence
is the answer to their problems.
760
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,080
[LAUGHING]
761
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,800
Would someone please tell me
what the hell is going on?
762
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,120
-Forgive me.
-For what?
763
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,320
I have to do this.
764
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,560
I won't back down.
765
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,640
You won't?
766
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,040
Not ever?
767
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,720
I am sorry.
768
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,440
There's always a choice...
769
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,640
...between
what you have to do...
770
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,680
...and what you should do.
771
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:02,360
[IN DEEP VOICE]
I want that hand!
772
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,640
-Finish her! Finish...
[VOICE FADING]
-[OCTIMETER WARBLING]
773
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,080
[INAUDIBLE SCREAMING]
774
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,960
[INAUDIBLE]
775
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:45,600
[SHOUTING INAUDIBLY]
776
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:51,640
[LAUGHING]
777
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,280
Vimes?
778
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:02,880
Sam...
779
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,040
-Vimes?
-Sybil?
780
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,320
-Is that really you?
-Is it really you?
781
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,680
BOTH: What was
the last thing we said...
782
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:15,560
-It is you.
-Is you.
783
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,000
-You should stop...
-I should probably stop...
I should stop talking.
784
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,520
-Yeah, I will... Shut.
-Yes, you should. Stop talking.
785
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,600
-[GLASS SMASHING]
-Hmm?
786
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,120
Skimmer!
787
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,360
-Did you see her, Captain?
-Who?
788
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,760
The woman who took your badge.
789
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,920
[QUACKS]
790
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,200
[SKIMMER YELLING]
791
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,400
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
792
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,000
-"The blood and the badge"?
-That's what she said.
793
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,720
What was she like?
This... other me?
794
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,320
What was he like?
795
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,160
[ARROW THUDS]
796
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,760
CARROT: Captain?
We're arresting you for aiding
and abetting a fugitive.
797
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,440
-Come out and surrender,
you imposter.
-It's all right. He's mine.
798
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,560
I mean, ours. He's ours.
He's our captain.
799
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,840
Demon Rum aftershave.
800
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,000
Lady Ramkin,
we think your bloodline might...
801
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,120
Wonse took my badge.
802
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,160
King Veltrick was wearing it
when the Assassins
cut his throat.
803
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,760
His blood contains Octiron.
804
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,240
His blood is on the badge.
805
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,720
Then Carcer
has everything he needs.
806
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,680
Shit.
807
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,040
CARCER: Iron in the Sword.
808
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,560
Iron in the Bearer.
809
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,040
Iron in the Crown.
810
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,160
Iron in its wearer.
811
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:29,040
They shine and shimmer
in Noon's First Ray.
812
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,920
Command the dragon
and burn the day.
813
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,200
[NOBLE DRAGON ROARS]
814
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,320
-[INSTRUMENT PLAYING]
-[DEATH VOCALISING]
815
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:48,040
DEATH: Check one, check two.
Bring the jam now.
816
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,520
♪ This is your last breath
817
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:55,760
♪ Hello, I'm Death
818
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,440
Let's get it.
819
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,440
♪ Say hello
820
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,040
[CHUCKLES]
821
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,520
♪ Say hello
822
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,800
Yeah, here we go.
823
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:10,520
♪ I'm Death
824
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,840
[SIGHS]
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