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On the 12th hour
of the first day of October 1989,
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43 women around the world gave birth.
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This was unusual only in the fact
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that none of these women had been pregnant
when the day first began.
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Sir Reginald Hargreeves,
eccentric billionaire and adventurer,
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resolved to locate and adopt
as many of the children as possible.
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Extraordinary!
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How much do you want for it?
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Show me where the safe is,
or your family's dead!
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Where's the safe?
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Just leave us alone!
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...little bit
of rain potentially, later in the week.
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Who is this guy?
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Over here, over here!
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There's our sweetheart, Allison!
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Oh! You're perfect!
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Hey, you, stay strong.
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I believe in you. Okay?
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You, not so much.
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Bye, Klaus.
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We'll see you soon, Klaus.
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- Stay sober.
- Mm.
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Incoming transmission.
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Your family is safe now.
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We're going now live to a breaking story.
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- One more!
- Allison, here!
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Al... Allison, Allison!
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- Allison!
- Allison! Have you heard the news?
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When was the last time
you saw your father?
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Have you heard from your brothers?
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Allison,
will you wear Valentino to the funeral?
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Moments ago,
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police reported the death
of the most eccentric
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and reclusive billionaire.
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Dad...
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Hey, Mom.
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Mom?
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Vanya?
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You're actually here.
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- Hey, Allison.
- Hey, sis.
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Ah. What is she doing here?
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You don't belong here.
Not after what you did.
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You're seriously gonna do this today?
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Way to dress for the occasion,
by the way.
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At least I'm wearing black.
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You know what? I... Maybe he's right.
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- And I shouldn't...
- Forget about him.
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I'm glad you're here.
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I can save you some time.
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They're all locked.
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No forced entry, no sign of struggle.
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Nothing out of the ordinary.
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Oh, you got big, Luther.
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What's the secret, huh? Protein shakes?
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Low carbs?
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What do you want?
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The autopsy report.
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Ah.
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And you have this why?
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Well, that's because I...
broke into the coroner's office.
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And surprise, surprise,
Dad's death was... normal.
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Just a boring, old heart failure.
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Yeah, so?
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So, why are you in here,
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checking all the windows?
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- Were you the first one on the scene?
- Pogo found him.
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Yeah, I talked to Pogo.
He said he couldn't find Dad's monocle.
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And your point being?
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Can you think of a single time you saw
Dad and he wasn't wearing that monocle?
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No. Which means someone took it.
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Which means there's a chance
he wasn't alone when he died.
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There is no mystery here.
Nothing to avenge.
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Nothing to solve, nothing like that.
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It's just a sad old man who kicked it
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in a big, empty house.
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Just like he deserved.
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You should leave.
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Whatever you say, brother.
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Welcome home, Ms. Vanya.
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Pogo.
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Hmm.
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So good to see you.
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Ah, yes, your autobiography.
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Do you know, um...
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Did he ever read it?
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Hmm...
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Not that I'm aware of.
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How long has it been
since Five disappeared?
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It's been 16 years,
four months, and 14 days.
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Your father insisted I keep track.
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You wanna know something stupid?
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I always used to leave the lights on
for him.
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I was scared that he would come back,
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it would be late,
and the house would be dark
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and he wouldn't be able to find us,
so he'd leave again.
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So, every night I'd make a little snack
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and make sure all the lights were on.
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Oh, I remember your snacks.
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I'm pretty sure I stepped
in half those peanut butter
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and marshmallow sandwiches.
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Your father always believed
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that Number Five
was still out there somewhere.
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He never lost hope.
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And look where that got him.
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The children are ready for bed, sir.
They wanted to say goodnight.
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Okay! Time for bed now, kids.
Come along now.
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Come along now.
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Come along now, Allison,
your father's busy.
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He's always busy.
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Where's the cash, Dad?
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Where's the cash?
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Klaus? What are you doing in here?
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Oh! Allison!
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Wow, is that you?
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Hey, come here.
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Long time.
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Too long.
Hey, I was hoping to see you, actually,
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because I wanted to get your autograph.
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Add it to my collection!
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- Just out of rehab?
- No, no. No, no, no, no.
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No. I'm done with all that.
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I just came down here to prove to myself
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that the old man was really gone.
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And he is! He's dead. Yeah!
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You know how I know?
Because if he were alive,
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not one of us would be allowed
to set foot in this room.
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He was always in here,
our whole childhood,
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plotting his next torment, right?
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Remember how he used to look at us?
That scowl?
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Thank Christ he's not our real father
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so we couldn't inherit those cold,
dead eyes!
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- Number Three!
- Get out of his chair.
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Oh, wow, Luther!
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Wow, you really, uh...
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You really filled out over the years, huh?
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- Klaus.
- Save the lecture. I was already leaving.
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You guys can talk amongst yourselves.
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- Drop it.
- Ex-squeeze me?
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Do it. Now.
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All right. All right.
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It's just an advance on our inheritance!
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That's all it is.
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No need to get your little panties
in a bunch.
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Ah.
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So, Klaus is still Klaus,
in case you were wondering.
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You know, after all these years,
I find it strangely comforting.
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Did you see Diego?
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- With his stupid outfit?
- Oh, I know.
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Do you think he wears that thing
in the bathroom?
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- Like in the shower?
- Yeah.
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Yes, absolutely!
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I, uh... I wasn't sure you'd come.
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Me neither.
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You look great.
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Thanks.
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Where's Patrick and Claire?
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Patrick filed for divorce
eight months ago.
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Of course you don't know,
you've been gone.
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What about Claire?
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He got custody.
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Shit.
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Well...
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You could always do your, uh,
you know...
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rumor thing.
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Yeah, I don't do that anymore.
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- What happened?
- Same thing that always happens.
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I made a wish, and it came true,
and I couldn't take it back.
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Um...
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I guess we should get this started.
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So, I figured we could have
a sort of memorial service
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in the courtyard at sundown.
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Say a few words,
just at Dad's favorite spot.
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- Dad had a favorite spot?
- You know, under the oak tree.
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We used to sit out there all the time.
None of you ever did that?
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Will there be refreshments?
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Tea? Scones?
Cucumber sandwiches are always a winner.
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What? No. And put that out.
Dad didn't allow smoking in here.
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- Is that my skirt?
- What?
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Oh, yeah, this. I found it in your room.
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It's a little dated, I know,
but it's very breathey on the bits.
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Listen up. Still some important things
that we need to discuss, all right?
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- Like what?
- Like the way he died.
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And here we go.
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I don't understand. I thought they said
it was a heart attack.
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Yeah, according to the coroner.
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- Well, wouldn't they know?
- Theoretically.
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Theoretically?
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I'm just saying, at the very least,
something happened.
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The last time that I talked to Dad,
he sounded strange.
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Oh, quelle surprise!
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Strange how?
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He sounded on edge.
Told me I should be careful who to trust.
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Luther, he was a paranoid, bitter old man
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who was starting to lose
what was left of his marbles.
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No. He must have known
something was going to happen.
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Look, I know you don't like to do it,
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but I need you to talk to Dad.
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I can't just call Dad in the afterlife
and be like, "Dad, could you just...
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stop playing tennis with Hitler
for a moment and take a quick call?"
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Since when? That's your thing.
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I'm not in the right... frame of mind.
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- You're high?
- Yeah! Yeah!
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I mean, how are you not,
listening to this nonsense?
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Well, sober up, this is important.
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Then there's the issue
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- of the missing monocle.
- Who gives a shit about a stupid monocle?
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Exactly.
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It's worthless.
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So whoever took it,
I think it was personal.
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Someone close to him.
Someone with a grudge.
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- Where are you going with this?
- Oh, isn't it obvious, Klaus?
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He thinks one of us killed Dad.
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You do?
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How could you think that?
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Great job, Luther. Way to lead.
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- That's not what I'm saying.
- You're crazy, man. You're crazy.
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- Crazy.
- I've not finished.
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Sorry, I'm just gonna go murder Mom.
Be right back.
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- Be right back.
- That's not what I was saying.
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I didn't...
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Allison. Jeez...
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That went well.
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In five, four, three, two...
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This is Jim Hellerman, reporting live
for Channel 2 News
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outside of the Capital West bank
at Main and Sixth.
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A group of heavily armed men
stormed the bank not three hours ago
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and took an unknown number of hostages.
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Hey, get them behind the counter!
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Now you've put me in a position
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where I gotta do something
I don't want to do. Hmm?
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Shit!
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Hey, get back with the others.
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I heard a rumor.
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What? What did you say?
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I heard a rumor
that you shot your friend in the foot.
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Hey, dude.
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What the hell?
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We just heard shots
from inside the bank.
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It's uncertain
if any hostages have been harmed in that.
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Up there!
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There's some movement on the roof.
Possibly law enforcement.
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Looks like one of the armed robbers
has been thrown from the bank.
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Guns are for sissies.
Real men throw knives.
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I've been in many hostage situations,
like this,
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and it can escalate very quickly.
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Get back, you freaks.
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- Hey, be careful up there, buddy.
- Get back now!
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- Wouldn't want you to get hurt.
- Or what?
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Ooh! That's one badass stapler!
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Although there's been
no activity for a few minutes,
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we're gonna stay live on location
to make sure we don't miss anything
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in this hostage situation
at the Capital West bank.
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Do we really have to do this?
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Come on, Ben.
There's more guys in the vault.
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I didn't sign up for this.
256
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:08,442
Now we see the hostages.
They... They're free.
257
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:11,395
They're scared, clearly,
but they do seem to be unharmed.
258
00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:29,843
Can we go home now?
259
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:32,971
People are coming out now.
It's not the armed robbers.
260
00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:37,259
These are young schoolchildren
in uniforms with masks on.
261
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:39,925
- Lower your weapon!
- Jim Hellerman, Channel 2 News.
262
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:42,618
- How did you get in the bank?
- What happened inside?
263
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:44,852
Why can't I go play with the others?
264
00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:47,608
We've been through this before,
Number Seven.
265
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:52,571
I'm afraid there's just nothing special
about you.
266
00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:57,364
Oh.
267
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:01,372
Our world is changing.
268
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:02,793
Has changed.
269
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,213
There are some among us
270
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:09,090
gifted with abilities
far beyond the ordinary.
271
00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:13,259
I have adopted six such children.
272
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,720
I give you the inaugural class
273
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:18,386
of the Umbrella Academy.
274
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,640
Mr. Hargreeves!
Mr. Hargreeves. Channel 9 News.
275
00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:22,022
What happened to their parents?
276
00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:23,848
They were suitably compensated.
277
00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:26,103
Are you concerned about the welfare
of the children?
278
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:27,186
Of course.
279
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,864
As I am for the fate of the world.
280
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:34,943
Listen up, old man.
281
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:37,358
You know, if I was murdered,
and if one of my sons...
282
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:39,657
adopted sons... happened to be able
283
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:42,081
to commune with the dead,
I might think about,
284
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,620
I don't know, I don't know...
285
00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:45,914
manifesting!
286
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,876
Do the whole big angry ghost lecture.
287
00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:53,665
Tell everyone who done it,
and find eternal peace.
288
00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:56,473
Eternal peace is probably overrated.
289
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,478
Come on now, Reggie.
290
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:14,194
Any time now.
291
00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:18,489
Please.
292
00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:20,031
Just need to sober up!
293
00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:23,577
Clear thoughts.
294
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:30,746
Come on! Come on, chop-chop!
295
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:33,554
You always were a stubborn bastard!
296
00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:36,968
I don't know about you,
but I need a drink.
297
00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:42,177
Oh!
298
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:39,993
Oh. Three? Okay!
299
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:56,349
Oh! Daddy?
300
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,610
Oh.
301
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,479
- What is it?
- Don't get too close!
302
00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:09,698
Yeah, no shit.
303
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:12,029
Looks like some sort of temporal anomaly.
304
00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:15,542
Either that or a miniature black hole.
One of the two.
305
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:18,328
- Pretty big difference there, Paul Bunyan.
- Out of the way!
306
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:19,746
What are you...
307
00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:25,714
- What is that gonna do?
- I don't know.
308
00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:27,125
Do you have a better idea?
309
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,010
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
310
00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:32,801
- Everybody get behind me.
- Yeah, get behind us.
311
00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:35,215
I vote for running, c'mon!
312
00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:56,736
Does anyone else see
313
00:33:57,452 --> 00:34:00,372
little Number Five, or is that just me?
314
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:06,168
Shit.
315
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:12,094
What's the date? The exact date.
316
00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:13,295
The 24th.
317
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:14,644
- Of what?
- March.
318
00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:16,508
Good.
319
00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:19,096
So, are we gonna talk
about what just happened?
320
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:26,015
It's been 17 years.
321
00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:28,855
It's been a lot longer than that.
322
00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:31,648
I haven't missed that.
323
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:32,566
Where'd you go?
324
00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:35,203
The future. It's shit, by the way.
325
00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:36,281
Called it.
326
00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:38,702
I should've listened to the old man.
327
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,697
You know,
jumping through space is one thing,
328
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:44,251
jumping through time
is a toss of the dice.
329
00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:47,674
Nice dress.
330
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,342
Oh, well, danke!
331
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:50,760
Wait, how did you get back?
332
00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:53,008
In the end, I had to project
my consciousness forward
333
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:55,761
into a suspended quantum state version
of myself
334
00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:58,263
that exists
across every possible instance of time.
335
00:34:58,846 --> 00:34:59,886
That makes no sense.
336
00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:01,372
Well, it would if you were smarter.
337
00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:05,435
- How long were you there?
- Forty-five years. Give or take.
338
00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:10,692
So what are you saying? That you're 58?
339
00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:13,817
No, my consciousness is 58.
340
00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:16,662
Apparently, my body is now 13 again.
341
00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:18,489
Wait, how does that even work?
342
00:35:18,574 --> 00:35:21,414
Delores kept saying
the equations were off. Eh.
343
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:23,445
Bet she's laughing now.
344
00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:24,538
Delores?
345
00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:26,373
Hmm.
346
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,852
- Guess I missed the funeral.
- How'd you know about that?
347
00:35:28,876 --> 00:35:30,706
What part of the future
do you not understand?
348
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:32,259
Heart failure, huh?
349
00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:33,458
- Yeah.
- No.
350
00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:35,173
Hmm.
351
00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,426
Nice to see nothing's changed.
352
00:35:38,052 --> 00:35:40,472
Uh, that's it? That's all you have to say?
353
00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:43,515
What else is there to say?
The circle of life.
354
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,310
Well...
355
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:49,980
That was interesting.
356
00:35:58,906 --> 00:36:00,366
Ah, shit.
357
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,998
Nice to know Dad didn't forget me.
358
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:12,131
Read your book, by the way.
359
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,763
Found it in a library
that was still standing.
360
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:22,562
I thought it was pretty good,
all things considered.
361
00:36:23,389 --> 00:36:24,809
Yeah, definitely ballsy,
362
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:27,098
giving up the family secrets.
363
00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:30,725
Sure that went over well.
364
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:31,977
They hate me.
365
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:34,114
Oh, there are worse things
that can happen.
366
00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:36,315
You mean like what happened to Ben?
367
00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:39,237
Was it bad?
368
00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:15,070
Did something happen?
369
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:20,242
Dad died. Remember?
370
00:37:20,446 --> 00:37:22,656
Oh. Yes, of course.
371
00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:25,033
Is Mom okay?
372
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:27,123
Yeah, yeah, she's fine.
373
00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:30,622
She just needs to rest.
You know, recharge.
374
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,551
Whenever you're ready, dear boy.
375
00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:01,112
Probably would have been better
with some wind.
376
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,027
Does anyone wish to speak?
377
00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:11,292
Very well.
378
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,542
In all regards,
379
00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:21,724
Sir Reginald Hargreeves
made me what I am today.
380
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:27,558
For that alone,
I shall forever be in his debt.
381
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:30,808
He was my master...
382
00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:33,983
and my friend,
383
00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:37,771
and I shall miss him very much.
384
00:38:42,945 --> 00:38:45,485
He leaves behind a complicated legacy...
385
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:46,953
He was a monster.
386
00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:51,366
He was a bad person and a worse father.
387
00:38:52,955 --> 00:38:54,825
- The world's better off without him.
- Diego.
388
00:38:54,915 --> 00:38:56,705
My name is Number Two.
389
00:38:57,376 --> 00:38:58,456
You know why?
390
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:02,590
Because our father couldn't be bothered
to give us actual names.
391
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:04,589
He had Mom do it.
392
00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,335
Would anyone like something to eat?
393
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:07,717
No, it's okay, Mom.
394
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:10,005
Oh, okay.
395
00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:13,098
Look, you wanna pay your respects?
396
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:16,436
Go ahead.
397
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:19,645
But at least be honest
about the kind of man he was.
398
00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:21,150
You should stop talking now.
399
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:26,277
You know, you of all people should be
on my side here, Number One.
400
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,284
I am warning you.
401
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,325
After everything he did to you?
402
00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:32,697
He had to ship you a million miles away.
403
00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,247
Diego, stop talking.
404
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:37,500
That's how much
he couldn't stand the sight of you!
405
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:43,295
Boys, stop this at once!
406
00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:46,931
Come on, big boy!
407
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:51,513
Stop it!
408
00:39:51,597 --> 00:39:53,467
Hit him! Hit him!
409
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,899
Get off me!
410
00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:14,253
We don't have time for this.
411
00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:16,409
Come here, big boy!
412
00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,382
Oh...
413
00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:25,339
And there goes Ben's statue.
414
00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,297
Diego, no!
415
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:51,025
You never know when to stop, do you?
416
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,580
You got enough material
for your sequel yet?
417
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:00,997
He was my father, too.
418
00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:14,637
Mom.
419
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:17,020
Let's go inside.
420
00:41:17,766 --> 00:41:19,226
Come on. Okay? Come on.
421
00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:41,995
I bet you're loving this. Hmm?
422
00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:45,962
The team at its best.
423
00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:50,092
It's just like old times.
424
00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:01,187
Best funeral ever.
425
00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:03,686
Nietzsche once said,
426
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:05,401
"Man is as a rope
427
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:08,691
stretched between the animal
and the superhuman.
428
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,283
A rope over an abyss.
429
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:13,242
It is a dangerous crossing,
430
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:17,702
a dangerous looking-back,
a dangerous trembling and halting."
431
00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:22,038
As much as you must strive
for individual greatness,
432
00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:23,542
and strive you must,
433
00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:25,964
for it won't come to you
of its own accord...
434
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,377
you must also remember
435
00:42:28,462 --> 00:42:31,302
that there is no individual
stronger than the collective.
436
00:42:32,758 --> 00:42:34,398
That's not fair, Five's cheating!
437
00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:35,678
He adapted.
438
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:39,811
The ties that bind you together
439
00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:42,600
make you stronger than you are alone.
440
00:42:47,147 --> 00:42:48,817
They will make you impervious
441
00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:52,359
to the pain and hardship
the world will thrust upon you.
442
00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:55,202
And believe me when I tell you,
443
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,870
life will be hard.
444
00:42:59,201 --> 00:43:00,661
It will be painful.
445
00:43:22,516 --> 00:43:24,556
We can accomplish anything
446
00:43:24,643 --> 00:43:27,983
when we accept responsibility together.
447
00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:31,941
This is what creates trust.
448
00:44:00,387 --> 00:44:03,427
Together, you will stand
against the reign of evil.
449
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:21,332
Don't waste your time.
450
00:44:22,076 --> 00:44:23,986
Diego's right, I shouldn't have come.
451
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:27,208
This is your home and always will be.
452
00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:30,077
Should I get you a taxi?
453
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:32,167
I already called one. But thanks.
454
00:44:33,295 --> 00:44:34,875
- That's me.
- Uh...
455
00:44:35,547 --> 00:44:37,087
I hope you know
456
00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:40,014
your father loved you very much.
457
00:44:41,428 --> 00:44:42,598
In his own way.
458
00:44:44,890 --> 00:44:46,810
Yeah, well, that's kind of the problem,
isn't it?
459
00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:48,062
Take care of yourself.
460
00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:50,055
You as well, Miss Vanya.
461
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:20,680
Where's Vanya?
462
00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:23,385
Oh, she's gone.
463
00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:25,950
- That's unfortunate.
- Yeah.
464
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:30,194
An entire square block.
Forty-two bedrooms, 19 bathrooms,
465
00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:32,479
but no, not a single drop of coffee.
466
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:33,613
Dad hated caffeine.
467
00:45:33,689 --> 00:45:37,939
Well, he hated children, too,
and he had plenty of us.
468
00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:40,902
I'm taking the car.
469
00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:43,282
Where are you going?
470
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,870
To get a decent cup of coffee.
471
00:45:46,952 --> 00:45:48,542
Do you even know how to drive?
472
00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:50,536
I know how to do everything.
473
00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:54,709
I feel like we should try and stop him,
474
00:45:54,793 --> 00:45:58,303
but then again, I also just kinda want
to see what happens.
475
00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:07,103
All right, I guess I'll see you guys in,
what, ten years?
476
00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:08,601
When Pogo dies?
477
00:46:08,682 --> 00:46:11,482
- Not if you die first.
- Yeah, love you too, sis.
478
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,020
Good luck on your next film.
479
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,944
Hope it turns out better
than your marriage, huh?
480
00:46:21,403 --> 00:46:23,783
- Are... Are we leaving?
- No, I'm leaving, me by myself.
481
00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:25,914
Oh, fabulous! I'll get my things.
482
00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:38,495
Hey! Diego.
483
00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:41,797
You know, every time I close my eyes,
484
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:45,012
I see a diarrhetic hippo
about to shit on my face.
485
00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:46,886
It's terrifying!
486
00:46:47,262 --> 00:46:48,262
Terrific.
487
00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:52,811
No! No.
488
00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:55,103
Lean back.
489
00:48:55,682 --> 00:48:58,602
Sorry, sink was clogged.
490
00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:00,440
So, what'll it be?
491
00:49:00,854 --> 00:49:03,694
- Uh, give me a chocolate éclair.
- Mm-hmm. Sure.
492
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:07,650
Can I get the kid
a glass of milk or something?
493
00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:11,868
The kid wants coffee. Black.
494
00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:15,122
Cute kid.
495
00:49:20,999 --> 00:49:21,999
Okay.
496
00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:34,470
Don't remember this place
being such a shithole.
497
00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:36,432
I used to come here as a kid.
498
00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:38,595
Used to sneak out with my brothers
and sisters
499
00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:40,894
and eat doughnuts till we puked.
500
00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:43,475
Simpler times, huh?
501
00:49:43,855 --> 00:49:44,855
Eh.
502
00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:46,652
I suppose.
503
00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:51,236
Here.
504
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:55,533
I got his.
505
00:49:56,743 --> 00:49:57,743
Thanks.
506
00:50:02,249 --> 00:50:03,809
You must know your way around the city.
507
00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:07,498
I hope so.
I've been driving it for 20 years.
508
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:09,838
Good. I need an address.
509
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,610
Hmm. That was fast.
510
00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:37,370
I thought I'd have more time
before they found me.
511
00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:38,451
Okay.
512
00:50:38,618 --> 00:50:40,998
So let's all be professional
about this, yeah?
513
00:50:41,538 --> 00:50:44,168
On your feet and come with us.
They want to talk.
514
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,038
I've got nothing to say.
515
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:49,170
It doesn't have to go this way.
516
00:50:49,838 --> 00:50:53,338
You think I want to shoot a kid?
Go home with that on my conscience?
517
00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:57,297
Well, I wouldn't worry about that.
518
00:50:58,263 --> 00:50:59,313
You won't be going home.
519
00:51:09,649 --> 00:51:10,649
Hey, assholes!
520
00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:15,565
Do you ever remember
a single time
521
00:53:15,650 --> 00:53:17,650
that Dad wasn't wearing his monocle?
522
00:53:25,535 --> 00:53:27,445
Yoo-hoo, Diego!
523
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:31,995
I hate to rush you through any kind
of brooding moment you might be having,
524
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:34,043
but come on, man, we're starving!
525
00:53:43,637 --> 00:53:45,967
I'm craving...
526
00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:47,389
eggs.
527
00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:48,734
No!
528
00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:51,559
Wait, it's too late for eggs.
529
00:53:52,145 --> 00:53:54,055
Waffles. Huh?
530
00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:55,821
You like waffles, right?
531
00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:58,566
Ah. Of course you do.
532
00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:01,906
Everyone likes waffles.
533
00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:12,997
Gunshots reported on the 400 block
534
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:15,133
of Milton Avenue, Griddy's Doughnuts.
535
00:54:18,713 --> 00:54:20,553
Diego, thank you for joining us,
536
00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:23,972
we have decided on, drum roll, waffles.
537
00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:27,312
I'm gonna drop you off at the bus stop.
I gotta get back to work.
538
00:54:30,058 --> 00:54:33,478
What, breaking bones and cracking skulls?
539
00:54:33,561 --> 00:54:35,231
Saving lives, baby.
540
00:54:35,897 --> 00:54:38,857
Well, I guess it's frozen waffles again.
541
00:54:47,867 --> 00:54:49,827
Yeah, I could do egg and bacon,
542
00:54:49,911 --> 00:54:52,831
but I'm trying to cut down
on my pig products.
543
00:55:25,071 --> 00:55:26,111
Jesus!
544
00:55:26,197 --> 00:55:28,027
You should have locks on your windows.
545
00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:30,040
I live on the second floor.
546
00:55:30,118 --> 00:55:31,288
Rapists can climb.
547
00:55:32,454 --> 00:55:33,584
You are so weird.
548
00:55:43,965 --> 00:55:44,965
Is that blood?
549
00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:48,135
It's nothing.
550
00:55:50,638 --> 00:55:51,638
Why are you here?
551
00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:55,983
I've decided
you're the only one I can trust.
552
00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:57,436
Why me?
553
00:55:57,687 --> 00:55:58,687
Because you're ordinary.
554
00:56:01,316 --> 00:56:02,316
Because you'll listen.
555
00:56:04,652 --> 00:56:05,652
Okay.
556
00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:27,590
When I jumped forward
and got stuck in the future,
557
00:56:28,510 --> 00:56:29,550
do you know what I found?
558
00:56:29,969 --> 00:56:31,929
- No.
- Nothing.
559
00:56:34,682 --> 00:56:36,312
Absolutely nothing.
560
00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:41,608
As far as I could tell,
I was the last person left alive.
561
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,240
I never figured out
what killed the human race, but...
562
00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:47,946
I did find something else.
563
00:56:50,448 --> 00:56:51,738
The date it happens.
564
00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:05,513
The world ends in eight days,
565
00:57:05,964 --> 00:57:07,884
and I have no idea how to stop it.
566
00:57:16,724 --> 00:57:18,484
I'll put on a pot of coffee.
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