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Hey, guys. Come on in.
Ooh, you brought champagne.
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That's right.
Let's get this party started!
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Ooh-hoo.
I love opening champagne.
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Now, everybody watch out.
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I don't want anybody
to lose an eye.
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Calvin, why's the bottle
half-empty?
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Okay, I started
celebrating early.
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But who can blame me--
I bought another house,
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and more importantly,
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Malcolm is moving
out of mine.
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Well, Malcolm and Marty
must be pretty excited
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about the big move to...
right next door.
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Hey, next door or on
the other side of the world--
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out of my house
is out of my house.
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[laughter]
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Cheers!
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Yeah, they already
started moving stuff in
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and fixing the place up.
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I sent you a few
pictures of a couch
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I was thinking
about getting them.
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Oh, I didn't see those.
Let me check.
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It better not be
more expensive than ours.
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Otherwise, we're switching.
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That's weird. I could have sworn
my phone was in here.
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I'm sure
it's around here somewhere.
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You know, we'll
help you look.
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Calvin.
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What?
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I can pretend to look from here.
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I know I had it
when I went shopping today.
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That's when Dave texted me:
"911.
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We're out of chocolate milk."
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Oh, uh, by the way,
we're out again.
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I had a tough day at work
and went on a bit of a bender.
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You know what?
I'll just call your phone.
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I don't hear any...Shh.
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Really, Tina?
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I get up to fake help,
and you shush me?
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I don't hear it anywhere.
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You know, maybe we
should just... Wait.
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Hello?
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Ooh, s-somebody answered.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Now I can sit back down.
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He says that he has your phone.
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Oh! Well, that's a relief.
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Uh, yeah, I see.
He says he found it
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in the grocery store
parking lot.
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Oh, that's great.
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And he says he wants...
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$300 to get it back?What?!
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Unbelievable.
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Wow.
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Now celebrating seems
really inappropriate.
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Guess I'll
just do us all a favor
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and kill the champagne.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Can you believe this?
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$300 to get my
own phone back?
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I know. I could
really go for a stiff glass
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of chocolate milk right now.
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What? It builds strong bones
and tickles my sweet tooth.
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Step off.
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I mean, shaking
someone down
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for a phone--
what kind of person does that?
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The kind of person that needs
to get his ass whupped.
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Exactly.
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Cool. Then you and me,
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we're gonna go down there
and get Gemma's phone back.
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Gonna roll up on that fool
and let him know who's who,
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what's what, and that's that.
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Great.
When-when should we do this?
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Wait. Are you crazy?
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You're not gonna
go pick a fight
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in some dark parking
lot with a stranger.
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And you, either, Calvin.
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If he's willing to do
something like this,
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who knows how dangerous
he might be?
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Maybe he needs to worry
about how dangerous Iam.
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But this is Dave's fight,
not mine.
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No one is
fighting anyone.
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All my stuff is backed up
to the cloud.
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We'll just have to spend
the money to get a new phone.
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Okay, but, Gemma...Dave.
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Promise me
you're gonna drop this.
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[sighs]
Okay.
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Fine. I promise.[sighs]
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But I am texting him
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a bunch of poop emojis
to let him know
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that this is not cool!
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Hey, Malcolm.Hey, li'l bro.
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Oh, look at us,
moving in together.
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The Butler brothers ride again!
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I told you,
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we are not putting that
on the welcome mat.
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Fine. I'll just put it
on the bath towels instead.
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Hey, man,
I really like this color.
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Well, thank you.
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You know, if you want,
there's enough paint
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to do your bedroom, too.
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Uh, what do you mean,
my bedroom?
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We never agreed
you get the bigger one.
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Oh, we didn't have to.
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God decided that
when I was born first.
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No, no, you're not playing
the "older brother" card again.
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Okay. Which card
do you want me to play, Marty?
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The "cooler" card,
the "stronger" card, or...
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"I will actually have ladies
up in this room" card?
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Hey, man, I'm gonna have
ladies up in here, too.
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Your Wonder Woman
action figures don't count.
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No, I'm serious, Malcolm.
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I gave up my own apartment
to live with you.
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I'm taking this room.
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I don't think so.
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Well, I do.
I'm not the little kid
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you used to push around
in Mom and Dad's house.
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Now, starting right now
I'm putting my foot down
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and my box... Aah!
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Damn it!
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I should have
put my box down first.
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♪
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Yeah? You want to steal
my wife's phone?
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Then eats some shoe, dirtbag!
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Whoa, whoa. Dave.
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If you don't like recycling,
just don't do it.
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I'm not recycling.
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I'm just getting out
my frustration
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over this whole phone thing.
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You want 300 bucks?
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Yeah? How about
a size nine narrow instead?!
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All right, now, Dave,
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stomping cans isn't
gonna make you feel any better.
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Besides, you're gonna hurt
your tiny little lady foot.
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I just hate the fact
that this guy
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is holding
Gemma's phone hostage.
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And he's gonna get away with it.
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Calvin, it ju...
it's just so wrong.
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Look, he doesn't
have to get away with it.
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We could still find that guy
and get the phone back.
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Yeah, I know, but I promised
Gemma that I wouldn't.
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I know.
She doesn't want you to do
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anything dangerous or stupid.
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But we're men--
that's what we're good at.
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Yeah. You're right.Yeah.
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I can't let this
fester inside of me.
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You know, we got to go confront
this guy and teach him
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what happens when you try
to take advantage of people.
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Exactly. Come on, man,
let's go do what it do
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and get Gemma's phone back.
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Pick up another carton
of chocolate milk.
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It was a rough night!
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[singing indistinctly]
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Malcolm!
What the hell?
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Why is all your
stuff in here?
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And where's my box, man?
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Oh, yeah. What did I do
with your tiny-ass box?
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That's right,
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it's in your tiny-ass bedroom.
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Okay, this isn't over,
Malcolm.
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I don't know, Martin,
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it feels pretty over.
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I'm warning you, man, I'm not
gonna take this lying down.
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Hey, good for you.
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But I am.
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Okay...
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this is the spot where
the guy said to meet.
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So, you know what
you're supposed to do, right?
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Yes. First I make
contact with the perp.
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Then I get him to
flash the product.
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And last but not least
I signal for the bust
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before the score goes down.
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Have you been watching Kindergarten Cop
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with Grover again?
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Second-best Schwarzenegger movie
after Jingle All the Way.
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Look, I'’m gonna
hide around this corner.
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When I see you
go for your wallet,
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that's when
I'm gonna run out.
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I'm gonna scare the hell
out the guy,
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You grab the phone.
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Got it.
It is go time
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on Operation Wrong Number.
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Well...
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Oh, come on, Calvin, you're
taking all the fun out of this.
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[mouths]All right.
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Hey. Are you Dave?
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Lot of Daves in this world.
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Might be one of 'em.
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Come on, man, I
don't have all day.
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I got to ref a soccer
game in 20 minutes.
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Oh, that's
a pretty ironic thing to do
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for someone
who's running afoul of the law.
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Look, man, you want the
phone back, or what?Okay, all right,
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all right, all right.
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That's all I need to see.
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Now I'm going to reach
into my pocket
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and grab my wallet!
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What's up, homie?
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You trying to hustle my boy
out of his phone?
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'Cause you about to
get dropped like a call.
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Who-Who's this guy? You said
you were coming alone.
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Yeah, I lied. What are you
gonna do about it, ref,
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give me a red card?
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You know what, you're lucky
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he don't try to crush you
like a can of grape soda!
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Why grape?
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'Cause Black people
like grape soda, that's why!
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Oh, my God. M-My chest.
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Yeah, forget about your chest.
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It's your ass
you need to worry about.
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I-I can't feel my arm.
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Uh, uh, Calvin, I think
he's having a heart attack.
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Oh, please. This
guy's a con artist.
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I'll bet you a hundred
bucks he's faking it.
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[yells]
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For the record,
we never shook on it.
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This is terrible.
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I can't believe we gave
the guy a heart attack.
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I know.
I think I scared him too much.
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I rolled up on him at a five,
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but I forget that my five
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is like other people's 12.
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Uh, hey, sorry,
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is he gonna be okay?
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And don't be afraid
to use medical terminology.
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My aunt is a chiropractor.
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Well, we got him stabilized.
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That means he's stable.
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I'm not an
idiot, Dave.
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My uncle's an
orthodontist.
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Okay, so what's next?
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We're gonna
take him to the hospital.
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Uh, unless your uncle wants
to check him for an overbite.
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Well, it looks like
they have this under control.
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Let's go.
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What do you mean, let's go?
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We gave this guy
a heart attack.
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We need to go to the hospital
and make sure he's okay.
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Are you serious?
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He's a total stranger
that tried to rip you off.
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Plus, you gave him
mouth-to-mouth for ten minutes.
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Ten more seconds, and he
would have owed you dinner.
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Come on, Calvin,
if we don't go,
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it makes us
just as bad as he is.
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Plus...
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I didn't get
Gemma's phone back.
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Damn it.
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All right, let's go.
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But if ever I collapse
like that around you,
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just let me die.
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Marty.
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What the hell did you do?
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Oh.
Well, I figured
254
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:47,647
since you wouldn't
move your stuff out,
255
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,126
I had to move my stuff in.
256
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,433
Like I said, I'm pushing back.
257
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,783
Well, if you don't get your
stuff out of my room,
258
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:57,657
the only pushing is gonna be
my foot up your ass.
259
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,269
Look, I told you, Malcolm,
260
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,662
we're not at Mom and Dad's
anymore.
261
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:05,665
But if you touch me,
I'm telling.
262
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,493
Marty, we are not
sharing a room, man!
263
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,713
Okay, then feel free to move
to the other one.
264
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,889
Because I'm not going anywhere.
265
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:15,762
[laughs]
266
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,459
Well, neither am I.
267
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:20,680
Aah!
268
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,552
[laughs]
269
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,384
What did you do to my bed?
270
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,083
Well, man, I thought I'd give
you a hand moving out, so...
271
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,650
I started with your bolts.
272
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:43,485
I know it was expensive,
but this new phone is amazing.
273
00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:45,748
I wish I'd lost my old one
a long time ago.
274
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:46,836
[groans]
275
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,143
Yeah, girl,
I accidentally lose mine
276
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,927
every time the new model
comes out.
277
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,061
Dave?
278
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,802
Dave, are you home?
279
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,934
Huh.
I wonder where he is.
280
00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,675
Well, maybe he went for a run.
281
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,850
You want to check and see
if his skimpy
282
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,547
little short shorts
are still here?
283
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,333
It wouldn't matter
if they were.
284
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,335
He's going through
a spandex phase.
285
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,424
Wow, spandex?
286
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,078
He's got cojones.
287
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,384
And apparently
he's not afraid to show 'em.
288
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,779
Okay, I'm gonna
break this bad boy in
289
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:17,954
and give Dave a call.
290
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:20,783
Wow, look how sleek
that thing is.
291
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:24,395
Time for me to accidentally
drop you down a sewer grate.
292
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,402
Ooh, Calvin.
293
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:34,014
[sighs]
There he is.
294
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,798
Sleeping like a baby.
295
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:39,759
Yeah, a phone-snatching baby
that you made out with.
296
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,937
Okay, look, I'll stand guard.
You get the phone.
297
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,895
But do it quietly
so he doesn't wake up.
298
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:48,245
Don't worry, I'm gonna
be as quiet as a mouse.
299
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,552
[cell phone ringing loudly]
300
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,990
Starting now.
301
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,343
Did you find it?Nope.
302
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,084
No phone, no pants,
no underwear.
303
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,957
Hey, check that plastic bag
on the counter.
304
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,611
Nurse is coming.What?
305
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,700
Nur-Nurse is coming,
nurse is coming.
306
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,964
Nurse is coming.
Nurse is here.
307
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,097
I'm sorry, I didn't know
anyone was in here.
308
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,490
Oh, it's no problem.
309
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:16,621
We were just visiting.
310
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,275
Oh, that's nice,
but I'm afraid
311
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,842
only immediate family members
are allowed in the rooms.
312
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,626
Oh, well that shouldn't
be a problem
313
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,715
because, you know,
we are his...
314
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,631
...brothers.
315
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,200
The three of you
are brothers?
316
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,462
Yeah, that's right.
317
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,638
Don't question
our mama's business.
318
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:38,948
Well, since you're here,
you should try talking to him.
319
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:40,732
Yeah, but he's asleep.
320
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:44,040
I know, but when someone
goes through a trauma like this,
321
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:47,174
hearing the voices and feeling
the touch of loved ones
322
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,045
can really speed up recovery.
323
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,786
Here, let me show you.
324
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,267
Just...
325
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,051
[grunts, mutters]
326
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:58,489
See?
327
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,100
Doesn't that feel nice?
328
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,363
Words can't describe.
329
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:05,148
Okay,
now you take the other one.
330
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:08,804
Okay. Uh, sure. I guess
it's the least we could do
331
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,546
for our...
our dear brother...
332
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,374
...Stan.
333
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,813
Now go ahead and talk to him.
334
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,771
Maybe share
a nice memory
335
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,164
of the three of you
doing something together
336
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,557
when you were kids.
337
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,084
Okay, uh, well...
338
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,346
Let's see...
[chuckles]
339
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,261
Gosh, there's just
so many to choose from.
340
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,393
It's gonna be tough, um...
341
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:34,221
Calvin, any suggestions?
342
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,875
Nope. All you.
343
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:38,921
Okay.
344
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,488
Uh...
345
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,229
Well, I guess, uh...
346
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,796
There was that one summer
that we spent
347
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,929
out in the country
with Grandma.
348
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,932
Remember how we would...
349
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,282
go down to the fishing hole
all day
350
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,284
and catch fireflies all night
351
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,547
while Granny sat
in a rocking chair
352
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:59,028
out on the porch
of her little house...
353
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,770
...on the prairie.
354
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,558
I don't get it.
I've called Dave five times,
355
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,125
and it keeps
going to voice mail.
356
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,519
You know, maybe can track him
with Find My Friends.
357
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,303
I do it with Calvin
all the time.
358
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:14,957
And that doesn't bother him?
359
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,219
Not at all.
360
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,743
Well, mostly because
he doesn't know I do it.
361
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,617
Okay, I see Grover's
at his sleepover.
362
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,227
And Dave is at...
363
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:26,055
The hospital?
364
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,100
What?
365
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,884
Wait a minute.
366
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,452
Calvin is there, too.
367
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,976
Do you think they got
into a car accident?
368
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,283
Oh, my God, we have to go.Oh, my God.
369
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,677
Wait. You don't think
they went to confront the guy
370
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,244
who took my phone, do you?
371
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:44,291
They would have to be
absolute idiots to do that,
372
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,640
so yes.
373
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,345
Hey, roomie.Hmm?
374
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,651
you don't mind
if I do a...
375
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:59,088
quick little workout
before bed, do you?
376
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,133
Oh, go for it, man.
377
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,351
I already went for a run.
378
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,831
It was a grocery run,
379
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,094
but I used a handbasket
instead of a cart.
380
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,533
[chuckles, shouts]
381
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,235
One.
382
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,802
[grunts]While you do that,
383
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,631
I'll do my nightly check-in
on one of our JPL projects
384
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,372
before I hit the sack.
385
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,722
[high-pitched beeping]
386
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,117
Yeah, we've been
sending out signals,
387
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,858
looking for intelligent life
in the universe.
388
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,251
Nothing's come back in 60 years,
389
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,166
but you never know
if tonight's the night.
390
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,866
[chuckles]
No problem.
391
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,694
I'll barely be able to hear that
392
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:42,262
over the sound
of my harmonica practice.
393
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,874
[playing off-key]
394
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,097
That's great.
395
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,576
Music always helps me sleep.[chuckles]
396
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,752
But just to warn you,
I've started sleepwalking.
397
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,885
Big deal.In the nude.
398
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,719
And as I carried you from
that burning building...
399
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,157
smoke filling my lungs, I...
400
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:11,856
I swore to myself that I would
never leave your side.
401
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,256
It's memories like that
that remind you
402
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,346
just how easy it is
to take family for granted.
403
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,826
Exactly.
404
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,828
In fact, I'm gonna
go call my sister right now.
405
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:30,919
If I forgave my husband,
I can forgive her, too.
406
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,881
Uch!
407
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,710
Okay, I know
none of that was real,
408
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,364
but, Calvin,
409
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:44,585
you are the best big brother
that Stan or I could ever have.
410
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,588
Would you just
get the damn phone, Dave?
411
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,895
Got it.Good. Let's get out of here
412
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:54,073
before that nurse comes back
and catches us...
413
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,813
Or our wives do.
414
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,903
What are you guys doing here?
Are you okay?
415
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,557
Yeah, no,
we're-we're fine.
416
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,081
Then what is going on?
417
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,299
And who is
this guy?
418
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,128
This is the guy
who stole Gemma's phone.
419
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,826
And both of yours'
brother-in-law.
420
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,743
That's the guy
who had my phone?
421
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,267
What did you do to him?
422
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,747
Look, I accidentally
gave him a heart attack.
423
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:20,186
Sometimes I forget
how strong my roll-up game is.
424
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:23,841
Baby, what did you
give him, like, a seven?
425
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,105
No, babe. A five.
426
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,237
Damn.
427
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,588
Dave, I can't believe
you did this.
428
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,068
You promised me
that you wouldn't.
429
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,592
I know, but it was
driving me crazy.
430
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,246
Just couldn't stand
431
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,118
that he was taking
advantage of us like that.
432
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,337
So what if he was
taking advantage of us?
433
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,774
That could have been you
in that hospital bed right now.
434
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,472
I know, Gemma, but I'm fine.
435
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,082
But you might not have been.
436
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,650
Did you even think about how
that would affect Grover and me?
437
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,695
And all over
a stupid cell phone?
438
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,088
Okay, all right.
439
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,134
Look, this is not
all Dave's fault.
440
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,919
I saw how upset he was,
and I pushed him to do it.
441
00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,834
Yeah, that
feels right.
442
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:05,187
No, Calvin. Look,
Gemma's right.
443
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,884
I just got
444
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,278
so caught up in the fact
that what he did was wrong,
445
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,498
I ended up doing
something even worse.
446
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,500
I'm so sorry.
447
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,980
I'm just glad you're okay.
448
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,461
All right, come on,
let's get out of here.
449
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:19,810
I need to go
wash my hand
450
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,638
or possibly cut it off.
451
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,858
What's going on?
Where am I?
452
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,294
Oh, my. Uh, uh,
453
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,992
Stan, you...
you're in the hospital.
454
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,604
You had a minor heart attack,
but you're gonna be okay.
455
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:33,520
Good.
Wait, I remember you.
456
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,304
Y-You're the guy
whose phone I had.
457
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,132
[rapid beeping]And-and... and you're the guy
458
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,960
who scared the hell out of me.
459
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,875
Oh, oh, but don't
forget, I'm also the one
460
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,007
that saved you
from that fire.
461
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:46,794
I know why you're here--
to-to finish the job. Help!
462
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,275
Okay, everyone, time to go.Somebody, help!
463
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:52,321
You know what? And shame on you
for stealing my wife's phone.
464
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:55,194
And you wonder why
I was Mom's favorite.
465
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,462
[Calvin laughs]TINA: Oh, come here!
466
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,203
CALVIN:
Now, don't ask for something you can't handle.
467
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,726
TINA:
Mmm, mmm. You know I can handle it.
468
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,075
[Tina and Calvin laughing]
469
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:10,339
Hey, Marty?
Marty, wake up.
470
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:11,819
What?
471
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,647
TINA: [growls] A tiger!Do you hear that?
472
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:14,778
[Tina laughs]CALVIN: All right.
473
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:16,606
Yeah.
Sounds like Mom and Dad.
474
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,521
Yeah. Yeah.
475
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:21,307
TINA: So excited?CALVIN:
Mm-hmm. Don't think I won't...
476
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:24,527
Oh, this-this bedroom is
just down from their window.
477
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:27,182
[slow R&B plays]
478
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,925
CALVIN:
Oh, no. No, that's good, that's good.
479
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:32,361
TINA:
Come on, baby, don't tease me.
480
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:35,669
Get over here, my big,
strong, intimidating man.
481
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:38,802
CALVIN:
Okay, but if you're impressed by my five,
482
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:41,414
wait 'till you see my ten.
483
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,024
Oh!Oh, oh, oh!
484
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,026
You know what?
That's it.
485
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,462
This bedroom
is all yours!No!
486
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:49,770
No! No, I'm the little brother.
No, you win! You win!
487
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,381
Man, stay out of my way!No!
488
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:56,603
MARTY:
My ears are bleeding!
489
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:59,258
[Calvin laughing]
490
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:08,571
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