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We're not going out
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Not staying in
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Just hanging around
with my head in a spin
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But there is no need
to scream and shout
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We're not going out
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We are not going out.
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Right, we're at 4,000 feet.
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So, just like we did in training,
I'll attach the clip like this,
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you'll jump, and your chute
opens automatically.
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Any questions?
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What time's the drinks trolley
coming round?
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What if the cord gets pulled
too hard and it comes off?
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It won't.
It might.
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I did that with the bathroom light
once.
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OK, I'll let you know
when we're ready to rock.
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I am so excited!
Have you ever done this before, Lee?
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Er, I did one of those
tandem sky dives.
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Was it all OK?
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Yeah, but the bicycle
was a write-off!
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He's never done a skydive before,
Mum. None of us have.
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Not true. I made a number of jumps
during my army days.
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In the Catering Corps?!
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I think you're mixing
the words up - "jumps" and "soups".
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Quite an experience, I can tell you!
Everyone staring at each other
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in nervous silence,
without so much as a cup of tea
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to take your mind off things.
Then, without warning,
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you're shoved out the door.
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Sounds like the last time
we visited your house, Geoffrey!
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Your first time as well,
then, Frank? Sure is.
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Oh, come on, Frank.
You're forgetting that time
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you were ejected from
the easyJet flight to Glasgow!
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You all right, Mum?
Not really!
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It seemed like a fun idea when
Toby first suggested it, but...
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..now we're so high up,
I'm having second thoughts.
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Well, if you're feeling nervous,
just think of all the money
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we're raising for the hospital.
Everybody's done a great job. Yeah.
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Even Anna's been very supportive.
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What do you mean, "even Anna"?!
Oh, sorry, darling,
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I didn't mean to... Trust me,
I'd never pass up the opportunity
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of seeing you fall out of
an aeroplane!
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You seem very relaxed
about this, Lee.
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I can't wait.
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It's one of these things
you've got to do before you die.
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Just hopefully not
immediately before you die!
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OK, I need everyone to listen up.
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I'm afraid we've got a problem.
What problem? What's gone wrong?
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It's absolutely nothing
to worry about,
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but I've somehow managed to make
a real cock-up.
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Please accept my sincere apologies,
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but I've only noted six parachutes
for seven people.
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You mean one of us has got to jump
without a parachute?
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Obviously, it doesn't mean that.
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Don't put him off if he's keen!
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I'm sorry to say that
one of you can't do the jump.
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Well, whose parachute
are you missing? Er...
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Let's see. Remind me,
which one of you is Wendy?
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Me!
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Right, we've definitely got yours.
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And, let's see, we've got, er...
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Toby's. We've got Lucy's.
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We've got Frank's. Er...
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We've got Geoffrey's.
Oh, get on with it, Simon Cowell,
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and just announce the loser!
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Lee, yours is missing.
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How?
Mistakes happen, I'm afraid.
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Not the words you want to hear
from a parachute company!
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Didn't they teach you
how to count in Australia?
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No, because I'm from New Zealand.
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Same thing.
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Well, they're next to each other,
but they're not the same thing.
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What, you mean a bit like
the numbers six and seven?!
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Look, of course, we'll arrange for
you to come back at a later date,
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free of charge, Lee.
But the charity event is today.
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Yeah, the local press photographers
are down there waiting for us,
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and I promised the kids
I'd be in the paper.
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You'll just have to go to back to
Plan A, and rob a Post Office!
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Sorry.
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Oh, Lee, it must be
really disappointing for you.
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There is another option. 00:04:01,832
"..head-on."
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Same reason I showed up
to Lee and Lucy's wedding.
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But I don't want to jump!
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Look, I do feel somewhat
responsible, as the organiser, so...
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..probably, it should be me
that misses out.
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Oh, don't be so bloody obliging,
Toby, my God!
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You'd give up your place in our bed,
if someone asked you politely!
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Toby, please...
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That wasn't a genuine offer.
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Look, I don't care about jumping,
either way. I'll happily miss out.
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No, no, no, no.
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I'm too much of a gentleman
to see a lady disappointed.
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Lee, take my parachute.
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It's OK, Frank,
I'm not disappointed.
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I just want Lee to get his turn.
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He can have mine.
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Honestly, I insist.
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Well, here's a rich display
of humbuggery!
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You what?
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It's obvious. You're all terrified.
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In fact, Wendy's the bravest one
among you.
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At least she has the courage
to admit to her fears.
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Now, would anyone else
like to offer to stay behind?
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No, I thought not.
So, that's settled.
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Lee, you can take my parachute.
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You're as scared as the rest of us.
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Not so. I overcame any misgivings
I might have had one night
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in a military transport aircraft
over Belize.
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Nobody wants to know
how you popped your cherry!
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I was part of
a special operations team.
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Officially, we didn't exist.
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Oh, here we go, a load of nonsense
about pervert operations!
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Covert!
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He could tell us,
but then he'd have to kill us!
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I might just tell Frank!
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I'm merely saying that I'm the
only one here with nothing to prove.
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Believe me, Frank,
if ever we find ourselves
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doing a sponsored benefit fraud,
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I'll be sure to defer
to your experience.
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Looks like Lee and I are the
only ones looking forward to this.
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Well, I'm happy to admit
I'm nervous,
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so I would like to give
Lee my parachute.
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No, I would.
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No, I offered first.
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I think you'll find I did.
No, I did!
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Don't start bickering with each
other! There's only one person
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to blame for this.
We wouldn't be in this situation
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if Dame Edna was doing
his job properly!
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I'm a Kiwi! I don't care if
you're a watermelon, mate!
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You have ruined our day out!
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Look, I've said I'm sorry, guys.
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How hard can it be?
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You count the parachutes,
you take them off that blue rack,
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you load them onto the plane.
Job done.
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How did you know
they were on a blue rack?
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What? You just said the packs
were stored on a blue rack.
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That's back at base,
behind a door marked "Private".
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You shouldn't have been in there.
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So, what were you doing in
a private area?
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I'm not telling you.
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Why not?
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It's private.
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It's quite clear
what he was doing in there.
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He was hiding his parachute.
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Suddenly, that display of bravado
makes perfect sense.
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He was looking forward to the jump
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because he knew
he wouldn't have to do it.
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Is that right, Lee?
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Oh...
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Of course it bloody is!
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Have you seen how high up
these planes go?!
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I'd rather jump out of
a birthday cake at Wormwood Scrubs
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dressed as Marilyn Monroe!
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Anyway, what's done is done.
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I haven't got a parachute,
so I can't jump.
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At school, if you forgot your kit,
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they made you do it
in your underpants!
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I don't think any of us want to see
Lee's underpants at the moment!
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It's a pretty shabby trick
to pull, Lee. Well...
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..I had my reasons.
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What reasons?
I'll show you.
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To get Caffe Nero loyalty stamps?!
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Think of the kids.
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It's all well and good
ONE of their parents
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jumping out of
an aeroplane.
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For both me and Lucy
to risk our lives,
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I couldn't be
that selfish.
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That's actually a very good point.
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We can't risk us both jumping.
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That would be totally irresponsible.
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I'm staying on the plane.
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Hang on... Well, I'm the engine room
of the parenting machine.
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They need me more.
And what am I?
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The light entertainment.
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This is ridiculous! People hardly
ever die from skydiving.
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That's because people
hardly ever go skydiving!
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The only fatalities that ever occur
are usually premeditated murders,
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when one person
deliberately interferes
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with someone else's parachute.
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Anyway, it's not up for grabs.
I'm staying on the plane because
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it's my parachute that's missing.
No, it's A parachute that's missing.
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It's not one-size-fits-all,
you know.
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These parachutes are individually
calibrated to each person's weight.
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Actually...
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Let's assume I'm right, and not now
listen to what this man says!
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He is, after all, from the land of
ball tampering. That's Australia.
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And the parachutes are not
weight-specific at all.
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You can totally swap them round.
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I mean, they're basically
all the same.
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You know, like Kiwis and Aussies!
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So, there we have it. Whatever else
happens, Lee is going to jump.
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In fact, I propose he goes first.
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No chance! None of us have to
actually jump if we don't want to.
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Yes, you do. This is for
a children's hospital ward.
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The press are waiting
for us on the ground.
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Think of the shame.
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What if I get injured?
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Very, very unlikely.
Isn't that right?
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Well, the injury rate is
one in every 2,000 jumps... You see?
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..and I've personally overseen
more than 1,950 without incident.
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Anyway, put your pack on, Lee.
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Get ready to rock!
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Hang on, it's not fair!
Why do I have to go first?!
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It's quite simple, Lee -
you cheated, and you were found out.
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Now you have to
face the consequences.
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Just imagine you're
stepping out of your front door.
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And falling into a 10,000-foot hole!
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Look lively, Lee!
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Yeah, just get on with it!
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Oh, yeah, you're all siding with
Geoffrey now he's bullying me,
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but what if I do jump? Then what?
You all want the safe seat,
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but he's going to start turning
on all of you lot next!
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He'll probably start with
you first, Dad.
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Is that right?
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Yes, I should think so!
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See? And then the rest of you,
one by one,
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until he's the last one left on the
plane, and he doesn't have to jump!
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Nonsense, I'm the only one happy
to jump! Don't listen to him!
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I suppose it does make sense
to actually discuss
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which one of us stays behind.
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Good.
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Perhaps we should each
take it in turns
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to explain why we should be the one
who doesn't jump.
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Good idea. Me first.
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Guys, we've only got so much time.
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Don't worry,
I'll be very, very brief.
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When I was seven years old...
Bloody hell!
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..there was a fruit tree
in our garden.
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I don't remember that.
The fruit tree, or my childhood?!
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Nothing ever grew on this tree.
And then, one day,
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I noticed a solitary piece of fruit
very high up.
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So, I climbed that tree to get it.
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When I got to the top, I got stuck.
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Obviously, I called for help,
but nobody came.
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In the end, I had no choice
but to jump.
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I wasn't injured...
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Shame, I was starting to
enjoy this story!
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..but I've been terrified of heights
ever since.
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Well, that doesn't excuse
your behaviour today,
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but it does explain it.
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Anyone else?
250
00:11:33,031 --> 00:11:34,565
Well, since you ask,
251
00:11:34,566 --> 00:11:38,165
when I was a child, a friend of
my mother's died in a plane crash.
252
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:43,965
I didn't think it had affected me
and yet, being here today,
253
00:11:43,966 --> 00:11:46,031
somehow, the memories
have come flooding back.
254
00:11:47,566 --> 00:11:51,965
But your tree story
was very moving as well, Lee.
255
00:11:51,966 --> 00:11:53,432
I want to change it.
You can't.
256
00:11:55,031 --> 00:11:57,030
My turn.
257
00:11:57,031 --> 00:11:59,031
It was a stormy winter's evening...
258
00:12:00,738 --> 00:12:02,272
..and I was helping to airlift
259
00:12:02,273 --> 00:12:05,737
some orphans from a burning
building... This is ridiculous!
260
00:12:05,738 --> 00:12:08,405
Am I the only person on this plane
who intends to jump?!
261
00:12:08,406 --> 00:12:09,737
Ooh, be my guest!
262
00:12:09,738 --> 00:12:12,737
Oh, no, after you!
Oh, no, no, Geoffrey, after you!
263
00:12:12,738 --> 00:12:14,405
Oh, no, Lee, I insist!
264
00:12:14,406 --> 00:12:16,672
Oh, for God's sake, stop it!
265
00:12:16,673 --> 00:12:19,539
If the only way to stay behind
is to squabble like a child,
266
00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:20,737
then I'd rather jump!
267
00:12:20,738 --> 00:12:24,737
We're supposed to be raising money
for very sick kiddies.
268
00:12:24,738 --> 00:12:27,738
You should all be ashamed
of yourselves!
269
00:12:31,738 --> 00:12:32,738
Is she all right?!
270
00:12:32,739 --> 00:12:35,737
The chute's open,
she's drifting down like a feather.
271
00:12:35,738 --> 00:12:36,738
Textbook!
272
00:12:38,738 --> 00:12:40,738
I've never been more proud of her.
273
00:12:40,739 --> 00:12:45,672
Oh, come on, guys. Wendy's right.
274
00:12:45,673 --> 00:12:47,871
We shouldn't be squabbling
like this.
275
00:12:47,872 --> 00:12:52,138
Especially when it's for sickly
children who need our help.
276
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,738
Go for it, Lucy!
277
00:12:55,738 --> 00:12:58,737
Me?! Well, do you want
to make me feel proud?
278
00:12:58,738 --> 00:13:01,738
I don't know. Do you want to
make me feel resentful?
279
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:06,737
Look, it's obvious who should be
risking their life next -
280
00:13:06,738 --> 00:13:07,738
Toby.
281
00:13:09,738 --> 00:13:11,272
Why? Just because the event
was my idea,
282
00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:13,005
and I organised
all the press coverage?
283
00:13:13,006 --> 00:13:15,737
Well, I was thinking more in terms
of general expendability,
284
00:13:15,738 --> 00:13:17,737
but those are good reasons, too.
285
00:13:17,738 --> 00:13:19,672
Anna's right.
286
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:22,737
We wouldn't be here in the first
place if it wasn't for Toby.
287
00:13:22,738 --> 00:13:24,138
He should definitely jump next.
288
00:13:24,139 --> 00:13:26,006
Exactly.
I agree.
289
00:13:28,738 --> 00:13:29,738
I see.
290
00:13:29,739 --> 00:13:33,738
Clearly, the mob
has chosen its victim.
291
00:13:35,139 --> 00:13:37,737
Oh, and for the record,
I think the person
292
00:13:37,738 --> 00:13:39,737
who gets to stay behind should be
Anna.
293
00:13:39,738 --> 00:13:43,738
Oh, let me guess, because I can fly
out of the plane on my broomstick?
294
00:13:44,738 --> 00:13:47,737
No, I just think you should get
the safe seat.
295
00:13:47,738 --> 00:13:50,738
I pressurised you into doing this,
and I'm sorry.
296
00:13:50,739 --> 00:13:53,673
I just want you to enjoy your day...
297
00:13:55,738 --> 00:13:57,738
..because I love you.
298
00:14:02,738 --> 00:14:04,273
That was so beautiful!
299
00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:08,737
It certainly was.
300
00:14:08,738 --> 00:14:11,739
I don't know when I've heard
such noble, romantic words...
301
00:14:13,738 --> 00:14:14,738
..or when I will again.
302
00:14:15,872 --> 00:14:18,738
So, who's next?
303
00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:24,272
This is becoming very
Lord Of The Flies.
304
00:14:24,273 --> 00:14:26,738
I suppose that makes you Gandalf!
305
00:14:28,739 --> 00:14:31,737
So, come on, who IS next?
306
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,737
Me.
307
00:14:33,738 --> 00:14:36,138
But Toby just said
he wanted you to stay safe.
308
00:14:36,139 --> 00:14:39,737
I know,
and he also said he loved me,
309
00:14:39,738 --> 00:14:41,737
the manipulative bastard!
310
00:14:41,738 --> 00:14:44,005
If he does this and I don't,
311
00:14:44,006 --> 00:14:47,737
he's got the high ground over me
for the next ten years.
312
00:14:47,738 --> 00:14:49,737
With any luck, I'll break my ankle,
313
00:14:49,738 --> 00:14:51,738
then he'll know
what guilt feels like!
314
00:14:56,738 --> 00:14:58,738
And then there were four.
315
00:14:59,738 --> 00:15:01,273
Well, three and a bit!
316
00:15:03,738 --> 00:15:05,738
OK, guys, we're on a roll!
Who's next?
317
00:15:07,738 --> 00:15:10,539
Look, this is ridiculous,
whittling down the group one by one.
318
00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:12,539
We should just make a decision.
319
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:13,737
The person who gets to stay.
320
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:16,737
How do we do that?
We all want to stay.
321
00:15:16,738 --> 00:15:19,737
Not so. I'm happy to jump
once I've seen Lee do the same.
322
00:15:19,738 --> 00:15:22,138
Therefore, I nominate that Lucy
gets to stay behind.
323
00:15:22,139 --> 00:15:24,737
Assuming you three
nominate yourselves,
324
00:15:24,738 --> 00:15:27,738
that gives Lucy the largest vote,
so she's safe.
325
00:15:28,738 --> 00:15:31,738
Are you panicking there, Frank,
or just struggling with the maths?
326
00:15:32,738 --> 00:15:37,737
Lucy's not necessarily safe,
because if Lee votes to save me,
327
00:15:37,738 --> 00:15:39,737
that means I've got
two votes as well.
328
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:40,738
I'm not voting for you.
329
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:44,737
I tell you what, I'll vote for you
if you vote for me.
330
00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:47,737
Do you need a pen and paper
to work out why that won't work?!
331
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,737
So, Lucy has a landslide victory.
332
00:15:50,738 --> 00:15:53,871
No, she hasn't. I demand my rights!
333
00:15:53,872 --> 00:15:55,737
I think the rights of
cowardly gnomes
334
00:15:55,738 --> 00:15:58,006
have yet to be ratified
by the Geneva Convention.
335
00:16:00,738 --> 00:16:03,737
Watch your mouth, sunshine,
336
00:16:03,738 --> 00:16:05,738
or we'll take this outside!
337
00:16:07,738 --> 00:16:09,738
You know what I mean.
338
00:16:11,006 --> 00:16:13,737
I vote for Lucy as well.
339
00:16:13,738 --> 00:16:14,738
What are you doing?
340
00:16:14,739 --> 00:16:17,737
I might be scared,
but I'm not a total coward.
341
00:16:17,738 --> 00:16:21,539
If Toby can jump to save Anna,
then I can do the same to save Lucy.
342
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:23,737
Thanks, Lee.
It's three against one, Dad.
343
00:16:23,738 --> 00:16:25,737
Let's try something else.
344
00:16:25,738 --> 00:16:26,738
One potato, two potato...
345
00:16:26,739 --> 00:16:28,737
Stop it!
346
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,737
It's only you trying to
save their skin now.
347
00:16:30,738 --> 00:16:32,737
Why do I always have to be
the bad guy?
348
00:16:32,738 --> 00:16:34,406
My guess is genetics.
349
00:16:35,738 --> 00:16:37,871
So, that's decided, then, is it?
350
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:41,272
I get to stay behind,
I get the free pass?
351
00:16:41,273 --> 00:16:44,737
That's right.
And we all agree on that, do we?
352
00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:46,272
Of course.
353
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,540
Yeah.
354
00:16:48,738 --> 00:16:49,738
I suppose.
355
00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:52,673
Good. In that case...
356
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,737
What are you doing?
357
00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:59,005
I'm taking my free pass,
and I'm giving it to Lee.
358
00:16:59,006 --> 00:17:00,871
What?!
What?!
359
00:17:00,872 --> 00:17:02,738
What?!
360
00:17:03,738 --> 00:17:05,737
I knew you were terrified
from the start,
361
00:17:05,738 --> 00:17:07,737
ever since we signed up for
all of this.
362
00:17:07,738 --> 00:17:11,737
Did you? Lee, you've been waking up
at night in a cold sweat.
363
00:17:11,738 --> 00:17:13,737
Last night, he fell out of bed
yanking on the drawstring
364
00:17:13,738 --> 00:17:17,738
of his pyjama bottoms, screaming
about the ripcord not working.
365
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,738
And you still gave me
your free pass,
366
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:23,737
even though you were so scared,
you hid your parachute.
367
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,737
I suppose that was
pretty brave of me.
368
00:17:25,738 --> 00:17:29,737
Yes, tales of true bravery
often start with night terror
369
00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:31,738
and damp pyjamas.
370
00:17:33,273 --> 00:17:37,738
So now, I'm returning the favour,
and giving you your free pass back.
371
00:17:40,872 --> 00:17:42,738
See you on the ground, Lee.
372
00:17:45,738 --> 00:17:48,138
Yeah, don't mind us!
373
00:17:48,139 --> 00:17:50,737
Ignore Frank.
Keep hugging him, Lucy.
374
00:17:50,738 --> 00:17:53,673
You can let go when you hit a tree.
375
00:17:58,406 --> 00:18:00,739
Geronimo!
376
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:06,738
Chute's opened nicely.
377
00:18:09,738 --> 00:18:12,005
Well, gentlemen, who's next?
378
00:18:12,006 --> 00:18:14,138
Good question.
379
00:18:14,139 --> 00:18:16,005
Maybe you should jump together.
380
00:18:16,006 --> 00:18:17,737
You could hold hands, if you like.
381
00:18:17,738 --> 00:18:20,272
I'm going nowhere
till I've seen you jump.
382
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,737
Oh, I'm sorry, Geoffrey, did you not
just hear what Lucy said?
383
00:18:22,738 --> 00:18:25,737
Yes, I did. She said "Geronimo,"
then jumped from the plane,
384
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,737
which means she's no longer here
to protect your cowardly hide!
385
00:18:27,738 --> 00:18:29,738
That's not right,
that's not what was agreed.
386
00:18:29,739 --> 00:18:33,737
I don't care. Lucy had no right
to give you that free pass,
387
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,272
so now it's up for grabs again.
388
00:18:35,273 --> 00:18:36,737
Well, guys, whose turn is it?
389
00:18:36,738 --> 00:18:38,406
I vote for Lee.
390
00:18:39,738 --> 00:18:40,738
Well, I vote for Geoffrey.
391
00:18:40,739 --> 00:18:43,672
Frank, it looks like you have
the casting vote.
392
00:18:43,673 --> 00:18:44,737
Er...
393
00:18:44,738 --> 00:18:47,737
Allow me to explain
the logic of it, Frank.
394
00:18:47,738 --> 00:18:49,737
Lee wants to avoid jumping,
I do not.
395
00:18:49,738 --> 00:18:51,737
Therefore, if you vote to eject Lee,
396
00:18:51,738 --> 00:18:54,739
you effectively guarantee yourself
a safe seat.
397
00:18:55,738 --> 00:18:58,272
Oh, yeah!Mmm.
Don't listen to him, Dad.
398
00:18:58,273 --> 00:18:59,737
Why not? He's making sense.
399
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,138
I know, that's why I don't want you
to listen to him.
400
00:19:02,139 --> 00:19:04,737
You know what to do, Frank. He's
playing mind games with you, Dad.
401
00:19:04,738 --> 00:19:06,737
If I jump, he will turn on you.
402
00:19:06,738 --> 00:19:08,737
At least if you're up against me,
you stand a chance.
403
00:19:08,738 --> 00:19:10,738
Blood's thicker than water,
but I'm thicker than Geoffrey.
404
00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:13,737
Well, gentlemen?
405
00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:15,737
All right...
406
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,139
..I've decided.
407
00:19:18,406 --> 00:19:19,539
Yes?
408
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:20,737
I'M jumping.
409
00:19:20,738 --> 00:19:22,737
Are you sure?
Don't talk him out of it!
410
00:19:22,738 --> 00:19:24,737
What's changed your mind?
411
00:19:24,738 --> 00:19:26,737
Well, it was something Lee said
412
00:19:26,738 --> 00:19:29,737
about me not being there
to help him down from that tree.
413
00:19:29,738 --> 00:19:33,737
I remember that day, Lee,
and I've always regretted it.
414
00:19:33,738 --> 00:19:36,737
This won't change the past,
415
00:19:36,738 --> 00:19:39,738
but maybe it'll make me
feel better about myself.
416
00:19:40,738 --> 00:19:43,872
Very admirable, Frank.
Thanks, Dad.
417
00:19:45,738 --> 00:19:46,872
Here goes nothing!
418
00:19:49,139 --> 00:19:51,672
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's in the flask?
419
00:19:51,673 --> 00:19:53,737
Oh, just a little bit of
tonic water,
420
00:19:53,738 --> 00:19:55,737
and a load of gin.
421
00:19:55,738 --> 00:19:59,871
How much have you had? Oh,
just a nip, to steady me nerves.
422
00:19:59,872 --> 00:20:02,737
Plus the one I had
before we took off.
423
00:20:02,738 --> 00:20:05,737
And one or two while you were doing
that training session this morning.
424
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,737
Actually, it were three or four.
425
00:20:07,738 --> 00:20:09,737
You've heard of Dutch courage?
426
00:20:09,738 --> 00:20:11,738
Well, I'm filling me clogs!
427
00:20:13,006 --> 00:20:17,138
Well, sorry, there's no question of
you jumping out of this plane now.
428
00:20:17,139 --> 00:20:18,737
Oh, isn't there?
429
00:20:18,738 --> 00:20:21,738
Oh, what a shame!
430
00:20:23,673 --> 00:20:24,737
Frank, you bloody idiot!
431
00:20:24,738 --> 00:20:27,737
Any fool can work out
that you're not allowed to drink!
432
00:20:27,738 --> 00:20:30,737
Any fool DID work it out!
433
00:20:30,738 --> 00:20:32,737
He had no intention of jumping.
434
00:20:32,738 --> 00:20:34,871
That story about remembering me
up the tree is a load of crap!
435
00:20:34,872 --> 00:20:36,737
You don't know that.
Yes, I do,
436
00:20:36,738 --> 00:20:39,738
because I made up the bloody
tree story in the first place!
437
00:20:41,738 --> 00:20:43,737
This is truly sickening!
438
00:20:43,738 --> 00:20:48,737
Well, the important thing is,
I can't jump,
439
00:20:48,738 --> 00:20:50,539
so you two are going to have to.
440
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,737
Packs on, you two.
441
00:20:51,738 --> 00:20:54,737
Well, I can't jump, not after all
that cocaine I snorted this morning.
442
00:20:54,738 --> 00:20:57,405
He didn't snort any cocaine.
443
00:20:57,406 --> 00:20:58,737
Ha-ha! Of course not.
444
00:20:58,738 --> 00:21:00,272
Not in my condition.
445
00:21:00,273 --> 00:21:01,738
Did I tell you I was pregnant?
446
00:21:03,273 --> 00:21:04,738
Think of the sick kiddies.
Oof!
447
00:21:06,006 --> 00:21:09,737
Oh, God!
448
00:21:09,738 --> 00:21:11,737
Well, you win, Geoffrey.
449
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,738
It looks like we're both jumping.
450
00:21:15,739 --> 00:21:17,673
Geoffrey?
451
00:21:18,739 --> 00:21:21,738
I can't.
Why not?
452
00:21:23,139 --> 00:21:25,737
Hang on - are you scared?
453
00:21:25,738 --> 00:21:28,272
Of course I'm scared.
454
00:21:28,273 --> 00:21:31,737
Who wouldn't be scared? Jumping
out of a tin box, 10,000 feet up,
455
00:21:31,738 --> 00:21:33,871
attached to a tent on strings
that's been prepped
456
00:21:33,872 --> 00:21:35,738
by Crocodile Bloody Dundee?!
457
00:21:39,738 --> 00:21:41,738
I'm from New Zealand!
458
00:21:43,273 --> 00:21:45,737
But you said you'd done
loads of jumps in the army.
459
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,737
Well, I may have
embellished slightly.
460
00:21:47,738 --> 00:21:51,405
That elite team of mine
that didn't exist...
461
00:21:51,406 --> 00:21:52,672
Yes?
462
00:21:52,673 --> 00:21:54,737
It didn't exist.
463
00:21:54,738 --> 00:21:56,738
I made it up, so you wouldn't think
that I was frightened!
464
00:21:56,739 --> 00:22:00,737
Was you actually in the army at all?
Of course I was,
465
00:22:00,738 --> 00:22:02,737
until I got... discharged.
466
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,737
Well, why were you discharged?
467
00:22:04,738 --> 00:22:07,737
Because I wouldn't jump
out of a plane, all right?!
468
00:22:07,738 --> 00:22:10,737
I did the basic parachute training,
and then, when my turn came,
469
00:22:10,738 --> 00:22:14,737
I simply froze and refused to jump.
They threw me out...
470
00:22:14,738 --> 00:22:16,738
..of the army, not the plane.
471
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,737
If you were so frightened,
472
00:22:21,738 --> 00:22:24,539
why did you agree with all this
in the first place?
473
00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:26,737
Well, peer pressure, same as you.
474
00:22:26,738 --> 00:22:29,138
Yeah, but at least I had a plan
to get out of it.
475
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:32,737
Oh, so did I. I was going to wait
until last, and then...
476
00:22:32,738 --> 00:22:36,005
..slip the instructor &163;20
to pretend there was a problem
477
00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:38,737
with my parachute.
But then you pulled your stunt of
478
00:22:38,738 --> 00:22:41,737
hiding a parachute, and a chance to
stay behind became available,
479
00:22:41,738 --> 00:22:45,737
so I thought I might as well
take that instead. It seemed...
480
00:22:45,738 --> 00:22:47,138
It seemed more dignified.
481
00:22:47,139 --> 00:22:50,737
So why did you give Lucy
the free pass to stay behind?
482
00:22:50,738 --> 00:22:54,539
Because I knew she wouldn't take it.
She's far too brave.
483
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:55,737
Oh, you're clever.
484
00:22:55,738 --> 00:22:58,737
Yeah, perhaps too clever.
Perhaps I should have gone along
485
00:22:58,738 --> 00:23:01,737
with your tactic of living my entire
life as an unthinking alcoholic,
486
00:23:01,738 --> 00:23:02,738
I'd have been home and dry!
487
00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:05,738
Well, not dry.
488
00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:10,539
Sorry to hurry you up, guys,
but it is conventional to jump
489
00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:12,737
before the plane
has actually landed.
490
00:23:12,738 --> 00:23:14,737
Yeah, come on, you guys.
491
00:23:14,738 --> 00:23:16,738
I'm getting deep vein thrombosis
sat over here.
492
00:23:17,738 --> 00:23:20,737
Put your packs on,
I'll be back in a mo.
493
00:23:20,738 --> 00:23:21,738
He's gone.
494
00:23:21,739 --> 00:23:24,737
Frank, come on. Not got much time.
495
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:26,737
Put the pack on!
496
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:29,737
You heard the man.
I can't, I've been drinking.
497
00:23:29,738 --> 00:23:32,737
How does alcohol impair your ability
to fall out of a doorway?
498
00:23:32,738 --> 00:23:35,737
If anything, it improves it!
No chance.
499
00:23:35,738 --> 00:23:38,737
Look, Frank, you've seen how easy
it is to attach that strap.
500
00:23:38,738 --> 00:23:42,738
Put the parachute on. You can do it!
Don't look him in the eyes, Dad.
501
00:23:44,738 --> 00:23:47,672
LOUD HISSING
502
00:23:47,673 --> 00:23:49,005
What the hell was that?!
503
00:23:49,006 --> 00:23:52,737
Guys, I need to tell you something,
and I really need you not to panic.
504
00:23:52,738 --> 00:23:55,737
Well, that ship sailed
a long time ago, mate!
505
00:23:55,738 --> 00:23:59,672
The fact is, we've run into
a slight problem with the plane.
506
00:23:59,673 --> 00:24:02,539
A bird got caught in the engine, and
we're struggling to keep control.
507
00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:03,737
Do you mean we're going to crash?!
508
00:24:03,738 --> 00:24:05,737
Well, of course
we're not going to...
509
00:24:05,738 --> 00:24:06,871
We're going to crash!
510
00:24:06,872 --> 00:24:09,872
OK. Now might be time to panic!
511
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:17,074
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512
00:24:21,738 --> 00:24:23,405
Agh!
Agh!
513
00:24:23,406 --> 00:24:25,737
Get off, Frank, you can't have it,
you're drunk!
514
00:24:25,738 --> 00:24:28,737
You said being drunk didn't matter,
I could still jump!
515
00:24:28,738 --> 00:24:30,737
You're perfectly welcome to jump,
516
00:24:30,738 --> 00:24:31,738
just not with a parachute!
517
00:24:31,739 --> 00:24:34,871
Come on, Dad, it's a well-known fact
that drunks never hurt themselves
518
00:24:34,872 --> 00:24:37,737
when they fall.
They do if it's out of an aeroplane!
519
00:24:37,738 --> 00:24:38,738
Give it...
Agh!
520
00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:42,405
Agh! Argh! Agh!
521
00:24:42,406 --> 00:24:44,272
I thought you were
too scared to jump!
522
00:24:44,273 --> 00:24:46,737
I decided to face up to my fear.
523
00:24:46,738 --> 00:24:48,539
I'm the youngest person here.
524
00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:50,737
No offence, but what have you got
to look forward to?
525
00:24:50,738 --> 00:24:53,737
Good luck, chaps! And don't forget,
526
00:24:53,738 --> 00:24:56,406
head between knees
on the crash landing.
527
00:24:58,738 --> 00:25:00,737
Well, that was a waste of
a good parachute,
528
00:25:00,738 --> 00:25:03,006
because if I live to see Dad again,
I'm going to kill him!
529
00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,737
Take that off, it's mine!
530
00:25:07,738 --> 00:25:09,405
No, it's not.
531
00:25:09,406 --> 00:25:12,738
Yours is 10,000 feet down there,
in a private room, on a blue rack.
532
00:25:13,738 --> 00:25:14,738
Oof!
533
00:25:14,739 --> 00:25:16,139
Argh!
534
00:25:18,739 --> 00:25:20,738
What am I doing?
535
00:25:24,738 --> 00:25:27,672
I don't know. What ARE you doing?
536
00:25:27,673 --> 00:25:31,005
You were right. You've got
far more to live for than I have.
537
00:25:31,006 --> 00:25:33,406
Yeah, two more stamps
for a free latte.
538
00:25:34,738 --> 00:25:38,737
I'm not just giving you a parachute,
539
00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:42,871
I'm giving Lucy her husband,
540
00:25:42,872 --> 00:25:46,006
and I'm giving my grandchildren
their father.
541
00:25:47,738 --> 00:25:51,737
Tell Wendy I love her,
and don't tell anyone I was scared.
542
00:25:51,738 --> 00:25:54,737
I'll tell them the truth, Geoffrey.
543
00:25:54,738 --> 00:25:56,737
You've been a hero.
544
00:25:56,738 --> 00:25:58,738
Just jump out of the
bloody aeroplane, will you?!
545
00:26:00,673 --> 00:26:01,737
And, Lee, promise me one thing.
546
00:26:01,738 --> 00:26:03,139
Anything.
547
00:26:04,738 --> 00:26:06,737
If you can...
548
00:26:06,738 --> 00:26:08,739
..try and take out Frank's parachute
on your way down.
549
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,738
As if you even needed to ask!
550
00:26:21,738 --> 00:26:22,738
HE GASPS
551
00:26:22,739 --> 00:26:23,872
Argh!
552
00:26:28,738 --> 00:26:30,738
It's all right, Keith, he's jumped!
553
00:26:33,872 --> 00:26:35,738
What's going on?
554
00:26:36,738 --> 00:26:38,539
I thought we were going to crash.
555
00:26:38,540 --> 00:26:40,737
Yeah, and I thought you lot
were never going to jump.
556
00:26:40,738 --> 00:26:42,737
God, the amount of encouragement
it takes sometimes!
557
00:26:42,738 --> 00:26:44,672
So, you mean...
558
00:26:44,673 --> 00:26:45,738
..the engine didn't fail?
559
00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:48,737
Of course not. What kind of
bargain-basement operation
560
00:26:48,738 --> 00:26:50,737
do you think I'm running?
561
00:26:50,738 --> 00:26:51,738
I'm not Australian!
562
00:26:51,739 --> 00:26:54,737
But I thought you didn't want
anyone to jump who'd been drinking.
563
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,737
Yeah, that bit wasn't supposed
to happen.
564
00:26:56,738 --> 00:26:58,539
The man's clearly got a death wish.
565
00:26:58,540 --> 00:27:00,738
Well, I wish him every success
with it!
566
00:27:02,738 --> 00:27:05,272
So...
567
00:27:05,273 --> 00:27:09,539
..I'm not going to die,
and I don't have to jump.
568
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:11,737
And you still get to be
the hero of the hour.
569
00:27:11,738 --> 00:27:14,738
Oh, I think I can make it last
a lot longer than that!
570
00:27:16,738 --> 00:27:19,737
Did it work?
Like a dream, mate.
571
00:27:19,738 --> 00:27:22,737
Well done. So why is there
one person still here, then?
572
00:27:22,738 --> 00:27:24,871
We're missing a parachute.
That's the whole reason
573
00:27:24,872 --> 00:27:26,738
this palaver started
in the first place.
574
00:27:26,739 --> 00:27:29,737
Because you're missing a chute?
You should have told me.
575
00:27:29,738 --> 00:27:30,739
I've got a spare one under me seat.
576
00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:35,139
Or "down under," as you Aussies say.
577
00:27:42,738 --> 00:27:43,738
Good God!
578
00:27:47,738 --> 00:27:49,737
We're not going out
579
00:27:49,738 --> 00:27:51,672
Not staying in
580
00:27:51,673 --> 00:27:54,405
Just hanging around
with my head in a spin
581
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:57,737
But there is no need
to scream and shout
582
00:27:57,738 --> 00:28:00,737
We're not going out
583
00:28:00,738 --> 00:28:03,738
We are not going out.
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