All language subtitles for Lenny.the.Wonder.Dog.2005.1080p.WEBRip.x265-RARBG

(birds chirping)
(dogs barking)

- [Lenny] Life often has
a way of making people

feel small and unimportant.

But if you find a friend,
the experiences you share

with that friend can
sometimes be larger than life.

Personally, I would have
been fine spending the rest

of my dog life just doing
dog things, you know,

like eating,
sleeping and playing.

Oh, by the way, my name is--

- [Island] Lenny!

No!

(Island screaming)

(lively orchestral music)

- [Lenny] Ah, there I go.

Those were the days
when my life was, well,

a typical dog's life.

(Island shouting)

- Slow down!

- [Lenny] That's Doctor Island,
my companion and friend.

When he took me out,
I ran around with him

as if each day were the last.

(Island screaming)

(soaring orchestral music)

(Island shouting)

- Oh, Lenny, wait!

Oh, Lenny, wait.

Lenny, slow down.

Oh.

Mommy!

- [Lenny] Boy,
those were the days.

(Island screaming)

- Heads up, not that
far, fire hydrant!

(Island chattering hysterically)

(device playing music)

Wait, wait!

Oh!

Hello?

What?

Yes, I already have
a subscription to,

oh, oh, wait, wait.

Is that you, Wagner?

(laughing)

No, I know it's you.

What, no, no, it's not funny.

No, it's not funny.

I mean, it wasn't
funny 20 years ago,

and it's not funny now.

I told you once and I
will tell you again.

I will never, ever
sell you the chip!

Whoa!

- [Lenny] But let me
get back to the story.

(Island screaming)

Ah, home sweet home.

- [Island] The door!

Get, yow!

(loud thudding)

- [Lenny] Another flea?

I guess that's just the price
you pay for being cage free.

- [Klaus] Cage free,
what are you saying?

- [Ilsa] Oh, don't bother
with that mutt, Klaus.

What does he know anyway?

- [Arnold] Quiet, you mutt,
always starting trouble.

Back in the day, I would
have taken you out with my--

- [Lenny] Hey, whoa, relax
yourself, Terminator.

All I said was it's a
beautiful day to get a flea.

- [Arnold] Terminator,
I'm Governator, you mutt.

- [Ilsa] Oh, not again, always
fighting back and forth.

- [Klaus] Don't let that
mutt get to you, Ilsa.

He's just a mutt.

(playful music)

- Oh, yeah.

That's just perfect, absolutely.

- [Arnold] Ah, you
see, the Doc knows what

a superior specimen is.

- [Ilsa] Ah, all of
you males are the same.

Always comparing your--

- [Island] Alright, everybody
ready for breakfast?

- [Lenny] Oh hey, me first.

- [Arnold] Quiet, you
fool, we are always first.

- [Lenny] Okay, okay.

I think the Doc is putting a
little too much of somethin'

in your dog chow.

- [Klaus] Finally, some food.

- [Ilsa] Enough, stop bickering.

I want to eat in peace.

(playful hip hop music)

(chuckling)

- Lenny, one day, when
the chip is ready,

I'll teach you how
to do that, okay?

But first I'm gonna get you
something to eat, alright?

(alarm ringing)

- [Lenny] But my food!

- Yes?

- Oh, hi, sir.

We're from the cable company.

- The cable company?

- Yes, sir, the cable company.

- But I don't have a TV.

(Panky mumbling)

- The gas company,
sir, the gas company.

- The gas company?

- [Klaus] Gas?

- [Ilsa] Klaus.

- [Hanky] Yes, sir,
the gas company.

- You just said you were
from the cable company.

- But, sir, you
don't have a TV, duh.

(lively music)

- Wagner!

- [Lenny] Wag who?

- [Klaus] Arnold,
we have intruders.

- I have to get
rid of everything.

(dogs barking)

- [Arnold] Intruders,
let me out!

- Wagner can't see any of this.

My experiments.

- [Klaus] What are
you waiting for?

- [Ilsa] Arnold, do something.

- [Arnold] Get me
my rocket launcher.

I'll take care of
this for you, Doctor.

- [Island] Oh, all my hard work.

- [Lenny] Oh, come
on, I didn't eat yet.

- The chip!

Oh God, oh geez, the
chip, I have to do

something about the...

- [Lenny] Hey, this
has nothin' to with me.

- The chip.

(dramatic music)

Lenny, up.

- [Lenny] Oh, I don't
like the looks of this.

- Good luck, Lenny.

- [Lenny] Ouch, Doc,
that really hurt.

- [Island] Now you're the
only one with the smart chip.

- [Lenny] The what?

(dogs barking)

(wheezing and coughing)

- [Lenny] I don't want to go.

No, stop, ow, you're hurting me!

- Try to find Razel,
and remember this.

Don't let Wagner get
a hold of that chip!

Oh!

- Well, Panky, I smell a
gas leak, how about you?

- Tell Doctor Wagner he
will never find the chip.

- Oh ho ho ho.

See, Panky here has
a pretty good nose.

He can smell fear
from miles away.

Are you scared, Doc?

Hand over the chip.

- You'll never find the chip.

- I'll ask for it one more time.

The chip, Doc.
- Never.

- The chip, Doc.
- Never!

- Hand over the chip.
- No!

- Come on, hand over the chip.

- No!

- Hand over the chip.

- Say please.

- Please hand over the chip.

- No.
- But I said please.

- No, you said please
hand over the chip.

- So what's the difference?

- Huge difference.

- Uh, if he,

Panky, Shake his arms wildly.

(Island screaming)

- [Lenny] Oh, no.

No, you're hurting him, stop!

(Lenny barking)

- Panky, get that dog!

- [Lenny] Oh, come, let me go!

(Panky sniffing)

- Yes.

Ah!

(soft guitar music)

(helicopter whirring)

- [Lenny] Oh, boy.

All that excitement
made me kind of hungry.

Food, It smells like
food around here.

There's gotta be
somethin' good to eat.

I can't think clearly
on an empty stomach.

Oh, this looks good.

(sniffs)

Oh!

Hmm.

(objects clanking)

Okay.

(door creaking)

(thunder rumbling)

Uh-oh, it's gettin' dark,
and it sure smells like rain.

I don't smell so
good when I get wet.

A dog in an alley in the rain.

What were they thinking?

What's with this chip,
who's Doctor Wagner?

And find Razel?

All this thinking is
giving me a headache.

I really miss the Doc.

I could really use a friend.

(birds chirping)

Hey, kid, lookin' for a friend?

- [Woman] Marty, get away
from that filthy mutt!

- [Lenny] Okay, okay.

I don't smell that bad,
I just need a friend.

(crackling)

Something is,

whoa, hey, my eyes!

What's going on?

Hmm, my blood sugar,
it must be low.

I think I know how to do this.

Press the pedal and voila!

(upbeat music)

(dumpster lid banging)

Hey, this looks good.

And it's good for you, too.

(gulping)

Oh, no.

Yipes!

(groaning)

Oh!

(soft string music)

(Kathy snoring)

- [Man] Kathy, Kathy?

Cut to live video now!

- We live in the best
town in the world.

With the best
people in the world.

We are the world.

Our children,

are the future of our world.

Future, future, future.

World, world, world.

- And now, Channel
Eight's Investigates.

The mysterious missing
children case that for the past

six months has been
plaguing Newyville,

a town that practically glues
its people to the ground

so they won't leave
and realize any dreams,

is raising some questions
about Newyvillites' safety.

In the last few months, there
have been a number of unsolved

kidnappings, with the
only clue being an obscure

black SUV that has been
spotted in the neighborhood

of the kidnappings.

And now, on to sports
with Dallas Hugermeyer.

(sound wave echoing)

(bell ringing)

- It is very important
to have a career plan.

The earlier you choose a
career, the easier it will be

to reach your goals.

Before we begin the actual
testing, I want to hear from

you what your plans
are for your future.

Let me see a show of hands.

(students squealing)

Henry.

- I want my own law firm with
major corporations as clients,

so I can insidiously
manipulate world economics.

Because then I'll
be rich like my dad,

Senator Gearson A. McKinley.

- Very ambitious.

Who else?

(students squealing)

Rainbow.

- I want to be a
supermodel, so I can travel

all around the world
and buy the best clothes

and get everything I want
just because of my looks

and be famous everywhere I go.

- Oh, so, Rainbow
aspires to be an actress,

and Henry wants to
be a Republican.

Anyone else?

How about you, Zack?

What do you want to
be when you grow up?

(soft instrumental music)

- You know, Mrs. Ripley?

- Watch it, Zach.

- I don't want to be a
lawyer, I obviously don't want

to be a model.

I don't want to be a doctor,
a dentist nor do I wish

to be a cardiologist.

I want my future to be
free from preconceptions

and childish dreams.

You know what, Mrs. Ripley?

40 years ago, a kid stood
in this very classroom

and was asked that
very question.

And do you know
what he answered?

He answered that he wanted
to have a flower shop

because of the look on his
mother's face every time

she bought flowers.

And today, Mrs. Ripley, I
gave that man a sandwich,

like I do every day on my way
to school through the alley.

So because John Parker
Senior doesn't have a future,

I can't think about my
future, Mrs. Ripley.

How about the rest of you?

- Loser!

(children laughing)

- Quiet!

Let's begin the testing.

Everybody clear your desks.

Only two number two pencils.

You have 35 minutes for the
first part, 25 for the second.

Absolutely no talking.

Once you have finished, put
your pencil down and wait

until time is over.

- Uh, no thanks,
I think I'll pass.

- Either you do it here,
Zach, or you can do it

at the principal's office.

Your choice.

- Really, a choice?

That's new.

(energetic rock music)

Whoa.

- Hold this.

(Zach whimpering)

Don't ask me what kind
of day I'm having.

- I want to hear.

- First of all, my mom
dropped me off at school

15 minutes late.
- Oh.

- And you know what kind
of pressure you're under

when you write for the Bugle.
- Actually--

- It's deadline,
deadline, deadline.

- Deadline--

- Then Mrs. Ripley tells
me that I haven't been

to enough classes, and if
I'm not at school tomorrow,

she's gonna fail me.
- Uh, actually--

- I mean, what does she
think I'm doing when

I'm missing the classes?

Hanging out with my friends
and watching cartoons?

You know I kicked that
habit a long time ago.

- Right.

- And then at eight this
morning, I had a meeting

with the editor of
the Bugle to discuss

my newspaper article.

- Last week's article was great.

- I have to have an
article by next week,

and I have no idea
what to write about.

I mean, I have to find a story.

There must be
something out there.

- You'll find something,
I mean, you always do.

- Why aren't you in class?

- Let's just say Mrs. Ripley
and I didn't see eye to eye.

- Again?

- Well yeah, I guess
that's just the way

the crumbles cookie.

I mean--

- What are we gonna do
with you, Zach Dylan?

- I'll survive.

I think.

- Becky, come on,
we have work to do.

- Alright, I'm coming.

Listen, Zach, I gotta go but
knock on my window sometime.

- Hey, Becky?

- Yeah?

- Would you like to go to
the Angie concert with me?

- Zach, somebody
already asked me.

Besides, what would
you do at a concert?

- Yeah, you're right,
I mean, a concert, me.

Hey, it's okay,
don't worry about it.

Maybe next time.

- Okay, Zach, maybe next time.

* I thought about love,
I thought about love

* It's all about living, ooh

* Keep tryin',
you've got to hold on

(bell ringing)

(students chattering)

(eerie music)

- [Wagner] Hanky,
Panky, I'm very upset.

- We swear, Doctor Wagner,
the Doc just wouldn't talk.

- [Wagner] If you hadn't
put Doctor Island in a coma,

we'd have the chip by now.

- Well, it doesn't really
matter, because we think that

the dog has the chip inside of

- [Wagner] Shut up!

- Sorry.

- It's okay.

The dog.

Tell me about the dog.

- Oh.

Well, let's see.

He's about two feet tall.

Yellow hair.

Wanna say yellow, it's
more of like a blond.

Sort of like Britney.

But since she dyed it, She
went through that phase

where she dyed it.

I don't know why yellow, it,

very cute face, adorable.

- Shut up.

The dog.

- He ran away.

But we managed to get his
collar, and with Panky's nose,

we think that we'll
get the dog in no time.

(Panky grunting)

- Thank you, Panky.

- [Panky] Mmm.

(eerie music)

- Green on yellow.

That's so wrong.

(children laughing)

(John mimicking race car)

(mimicking siren)

(mimicking race car)

(applause)

- Help me.

Help me.

(mimicking monster)

(foot stomping)

Ah!
(foot stomping)

(mimicking cat's meow)

(audience laughing)

(mimicking pouring liquid)

(mimicking chugging)

(burping)

(audience laughing)

(growling)

(mimicking cat's meow)

Thank y'all very much.

(audience cheering
and applauding)

Now, ladies and gentleman
your Chief of Police.

(audience cheering)

(John mimicking flatulence)

(laughing)

- Give it up for Officer
John Wyndham, kids!

(audience cheering
and applauding)

He's somethin'.

Ain't he?

Uh, kids, kids.

Now I need to mention something
a little more serious.

We've already discussed
the kidnapping epidemic

here in our city.

I need to ask you
to do something.

I need you to keep
your eyes open,

to be aware, and
to be responsible.

We will catch this evildoer!

(audience cheering
and applauding)

Yeah.

Yeah, and now, for our next
piece of entertainment,

ladies and gentlemen,
Ginger, the Opera Parrot!

(audience cheering
and applauding)

(lively orchestral music)

Great job, John, once
again, you killed 'em.

- Thanks, Chief.

Chief, I want to talk to
you about the breaking

and entering at uh,
Doctor Island's lab.

- Are you available
on Saturday evening?

My wife wants to invite
you over for dinner.

I told her you maybe could
do a few of your tricks,

your voices, you know.

- But what about the Doc?

- The Doc?

- Doctor Island's lab.

- Oh, right, right.

Don't worry about that,
I put Fartman and Harley

on that case.

- You promised me I could have
the next case that came up.

- You know what?

We need help with the paperwork.

So you can get over there right
now and start on the report.

Oh, Saturday night, John, right?

It'll be great.

Hey, maybe you can do
some of those dog voices.

(yelps and laughs)

Oh.

(electronic beeps)

- [Lenny] Okay, I need to find
a friend that can help me.

How about this guy?

Herschel Lipshittz.

Eh, he looks grumpy.

Hmm, maybe her.

Uh, never home?

Then again, maybe not.

Oh, yoga.

Flexible.

That could be interesting.

Vegetarian, nah.

Hey, now that's
more like it, a kid.

Zach.

(lighthearted orchestral music)

Oh, here's my chance.

Hey, kid, wait.

You left somethin' behind.

Zach, Zach, you
forgot something.

You forgot this, wait.

What do I have to do to
get this kid to notice me?

- Hey, thanks.

Smart dog.

- [Lenny] Hi, Zach.

- No collar.

- [Lenny] You noticed.

- Are you lost?

- [Lenny] Lost, well,
technically, no, but--

- Hungry?

- [Lenny] Hungry, yes,
I'm always hungry.

- You are hungry.

- [Lenny] You read my mind.

- Alright, come on, let's
go get somethin' to eat.

- [Lenny] Hallelujah.

(opera singer singing
in foreign language)

(phonograph needle
scratching record)

- One black, two
half and half, sweet.

Hey chop-chop, double
chop, let's go.

- Hey, I'm supposed to be
part of this investigation.

- No you're supposed to be
assisting the detectives.

We are the detectives.

You need to get us some coffee.

Go.

- Coffee?

- Black, two sugars.

(birds chirping)

- Just to let you know,
my mom's allergic to dogs,

so I'll sneak you into my
room until we figure out

what to do with you.

- [Lenny] She's
not anal, is she?

- What should I call you?

- [Lenny] Well, the
Doc called me Lenny.

- [Zach] How about Hemingway?

- [Lenny] A cat's name?

- Aw, that's not a dog's name.

How about Holden?

- [Lenny] Well, I was
thinking Duke or--

- Oh, oh, I know.

(Lenny barks)

What, you like Holden, too?

- [Lenny] Holding what?

- You don't like Holden.

Why can't dogs just talk?

- [Lenny] Hey, kid, if you
heard some of my new thoughts,

you'd have me put to sleep.

(electronic buzzing)

I think this kid needs a
friend as much as I do.

Ooh, nice green lawn.

And so lush.

- Doctor Wagner, did you
love or hate your father?

- I loved my father in
many ways and in many ways,

I hated my father.

If you mean my natural father,
I never really knew him,

because he was, of course, a
trapeze artist in the circus.

- [Zach's Mom]
Zach, is that you?

I'm making your
favorite, schnitzel.

- [Lenny] Woo-hoo, schnitzel.

- Yeah Mom, thanks, I love you.

- [Zach's Mom] Alright.

- She is the worst cook
in the entire world.

Hey, meet me upstairs, I
will get us something to eat.

Wow, Mom, sounds great, yeah.

- When you were in the
circus with your family.

- Yes.

- Did you have a special skill?

- Yes, I did, I used
to juggle things.

I used to juggle what, well,
I actually got into a lot

of trouble because I used
to juggle live animals,

which is not really allowed.

I used to like to take cats
and hamsters and occasionally

an eagle, you know, but it
would be wrapped up in tape.

- Well noted, and now
a Channel Eight Update.

Doctor Island is
still in a coma,

doctors at Newyville
Hospital say.

- [Lenny] Doctor.

- Doctor?

- [Lenny] Yeah, Doctor
Island's my owner.

- That's your owner?

- [Lenny] Havin' trouble
keepin' up with me kid?

- Hope he's gonna be alright.

- I really hope so, too.

- Jorgenson has been
stated as saying,

"Yah, the birds are landing
on the cows' backs."

- Are you talking to me?

- Talking, you can hear me?

- I'm definitely hearing you.

- Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

- I gotta kick
that cartoon habit.

- You mean like Scooby Doo?

- [Zach And Lenny] Holy sababa!

(door rattling)

- [Zach's Mom] Zach,
are you sure gonna be--

(sneezing)

- Bless you.

- [Lenny] Don't let her
in, I'm not ready to

meet the parents.

- [Zach's Mom] Are you sure
you're gonna be okay all a--

(sneezing)

- Bless you.

- [Zach's Mom] Listen, Zach
and ladies and gentlemen,

this is important.

We're going on vacation
for a couple of days

with Becky's parents.

Your uncle, that clown,
will be staying with you.

(sneezing)

- Bless you.

- [Zach's Mom] Alright.

(footsteps retreating)

- Why are you talking?

- Can you hear me or
just what I'm thinking?

- Yes, I can hear you.

- Wow, this means, oh, you
better grab a pencil, kid.

Now, now, have you
ever eaten dog food?

No, I didn't think so.

Why, because it's gross.

When you think of food, you
think of steaks, hamburgers

and even hot dogs.

(laughing)

But I try to stay away
from spicy foods and beans.

I don't have to tell you why.

- Wait a second, wait a second.

How the heck are you talking?

- [Lenny] Good question.

(Lenny yawns)

Where shall I begin?

I was just a cute little puppy
when the Doc first found me.

Doctor Island took me
home, fed me, and gave me

a nice cozy bed, too.

Life was simple then,
just a dog havin' a doggy

kind of life.

- What's your name?

- [Lenny] The Doc
named me Lenny.

- How come you can talk?

- [Lenny] Well, actually I'm
just figuring all this out

for myself as we speak.

Everything is just so different.

I mean, I feel different,
but not just feel different.

I'm learning, thinking,
rationalizing.

Now that I think about
it, I can remember.

- [Zach] Remember what?

- [Lenny] Those guys.

They were from Braino,
Doc Wagner's company.

He sent those guys for the chip.

Doctor Island said to make
sure they don't get a hold

of the chip, but
it's stamped in me.

- You saw them?

- [Lenny] Sort of.

There was a big guy, never
got a look at his face,

but I don't think I've seen
the last of them anyway.

If they want the chip,
then they want me.

(soft guitar music)

Oh, boy, this isn't good,

I'm about to become
another statistic.

And the Doc, what am I gonna do?

- [Zach] Don't worry, Lenny,
we'll figure something out.

- [Lenny] Do you think we
should go to the police?

- Yeah, they'll believe this.

- [Lenny] Yeah, you're right.

Who would believe a kid, anyway?

(doorbell ringing)

Okay, whoever it is, stall 'em.

I'll think of something.

- Uh, Lenny, you go hide.

Becky.
- Hey.

- What are you doing here?

- Can I use your computer?

- My computer?

- I need to use your computer.

- My computer is crashed, sorry.

- You just bought it last week.

- Computers.

- Is everything okay?

- [Lenny] Uh, Zach,
are you ready?

We gotta go.

- Uh, be right there, Dad.

- Your parents are on
vacation with my parents.

- [Lenny] Hey, Zach, son,
we're pressed for time.

Let's go, my little
buddy, champ.

- I'm coming, Daddy.

- Zach, what's going on?

- Nothin', nothin's
goin' on, yeah.

- Oh my gosh, when'd
you get a dog?

Isn't your mom allergic?

- Well, you see--

- Oh, he's so cute.

- Thanks, doll face.

- You're welcome, you're
welcome, you cute little thing.

(electronic beeping)

Zach?

- Yeah?

- I'm gonna slowly turn
around now, and, candidly,

I prefer the utter humiliation
of you having a tape recorder

in your hand and a
camera in the corner

than the fact that your
dog just thanked me.

In English.

- Any time, babe.

- [Becky] Oh my God.

(doorbell ringing)

- [Zach] Yeah?

- Hi, we're from
the dog company.

- [Lenny] Uh-oh.

- [Zach] The dog company?

- Yeah, the dog company.

- [Lenny] Those are the
two guys from Braino.

How did they know
to find me here?

- Hey, little to the left.

- [Lenny] Oh hey, pictures.

- Good.

- What the heck is
the dog company?

- Oh, this is so good.

- [Lenny] Cheese.

- Talking dog, this is
gonna be everywhere.

I'm gonna be like with Barbara
Walters talking about--

- [Lenny] Hey.

- I mean, I can interview
Barbara Walters.

Oh, this is beyond
comprehension, I'm just so good.

- Yes, there is such a
thing as a dog company.

- No, there isn't.
- Yes, there is.

- Oh yeah, what does it do?

- Come on, kid, let us in.
- No.

- I'll tell you one more time.

Let us in, kid.

- No.

- Come on, kid, let us in.

- Say please.

- Please let us in, kid.

- Uh, no.

- But I said please.

That's it.

(grunting)

- Hey, look!

I think it's the two
guys from Braino.

But don't worry, I locked the--

(loud smashing)

- [Lenny] Ah!
- Door, run!

(Becky screaming)

(energetic orchestral music)

(screaming)

(Hanky chattering)

(shrieking)

- [Lenny] Hey.

(all chattering simultaneously)

(shrieking)

(Becky and Zach
shouting simultaneously)

(Becky screaming)

(laughing maniacally)

(screaming and chattering)

(energetic orchestral music)

- [Lenny] Hey Hanky.

- What?

- [Lenny] How about
I stamp your forehead

and Express Mail you to jail?

- Oh?

Ah!

(Hanky thudding down stairs)

- [Lenny] (laughs)
That's for the Doc.

- [Becky And Zach] Yes!

- [Zach] Uh, uh, uh, yeah!

- [Lenny] Uh, guys.

Guys, I think we
should get going.

Zach!
- Follow me.

- Okay.

- Oh, Panky, stop that.

(eerie music)

(opera singer singing
in foreign language)

- Lenny?

Hmm.

* Too late to say goodbye

* Too late for you to lie

* I'm sick and tired
mmm of your lies

* God help me

(Hanky and Panky giggling)

Never interrupt me
while I'm singing.

- Sorry.
- It's okay.

- It was quite beautiful.

- Thank you.

Did you find the dog?

- Uh, sir.

The dog, well, I don't
know how to put this.

The, the, the--

- Come on!

- Well, he can talk.

- Talk?

- Talk, he can talk.

- Talk?

- Talk.
- Hmm.

- The dog can talk?

- Mmm.
- Yes.

- I thought you kicked
the cartoon habit.

- I did.

- Right.

That shouldn't have happened.

Chip should only
make him intelligent.

You listen to me, Hanky.

- Okay.

- And Panky.

(Panky grunting)

You find me that dog,
or you'll be working

at the post office where I
found you, is that clear?

- No!

Not that, not the post
office, please, no.

- Then bring me that dog!

Alright?

- Yes, sir, I mean,
sir, yes, sir.

(piano playing)

- [Zach] So those
two are the same guys

that knocked out Doctor Island?

- [Lenny] Same guys.

- First president of
the United States?

- [Lenny] George Washington.

- Becky, he's smart.

And who's this guy
we're going to now?

- [Lenny] Razel, he's
a friend of the Doctor.

Just up the street here.

- What's the lowest
place in the world?

- [Lenny] The Dead Sea.

- Becky, he's really smart.

So, you think this
guy can help us?

- [Lenny] I'm sure he can help.

- Capital of Cambodia?

- [Lenny] Phnom Penh.

- [Zach] Becky, really,
he knows everything.

- Where are we going?

- Razel.
- Who's Razel?

- [Lenny] A friend
of the Doctor.

- Is it far?
- [Lenny And Zach] No.

- Do you think he could help us?

- [Lenny And Zach] Yes.

- Tina Turner's real name.

- [Lenny] Anna Mae Bullock.

- Becky, he's smart, really.

Really, really,
really, really smart.

- This is gonna
be the best story

the Bugle has ever published.

- [Lenny] Here, this is it.

- [Zach] That?

- [Becky] It's a dump.

- [Lenny] Yeah,
yeah, don't worry.

He's a really great guy.

I mean, he's been acting
a little weird since

the accident, but
he's fine, you'll see.

- Follow me.

(lighthearted music)

Welcome.

- Whoa.

This place is huge.

Wait a second.

(lighthearted music)

- Doctor Island told me a few
years ago he was working on

something for
Pavlov Laboratories.

He mentioned a fellow
scientist named Doctor Wagner,

who started to play around
with some of the experiments.

Doctor Island felt that
he had to turn him in.

So they fired Doctor Wagner.

- What were the experiments?

- It was a chip
that programs dogs.

Doing away with the
costly and time consuming

teaching process.

- What do you mean?

- Say you want to get
a police dog, right?

Well, with the chip that
the Doc was working on,

all you need to do is
take the chip, stamp it on

the dog and you've
got a trained canine.

- [Lenny] Oh, great, I'm an
experiment, how humiliating.

Suddenly I have indigestion.

- So you want a seeing
eye dog, you got it.

You want a bomb-sniffing
dog, you got it.

All you need is that chip.

- So, how come Lenny can talk?

- I don't know.

I don't think the Doc
meant for that to happen.

- There are two men after
us, and they want the dog.

- I think I know
someone who can help us.

- His name is Chun Yung Yong
Ying Yang Ying Ying Labovich.

He is so powerful, he
once fought off 54 Ninjas

all by himself.

- Whoa.

54 Ninjas.

- Oh, he's not much to look at,

but don't let his
appearance deceive you.

He is brutal.

He's sharp, he's lethal.

Kind of like you.

- What do you mean?

- Sometimes it's better not
to ask too many questions,

oh young one.

(opera singer singing
in foreign language)

- Hey, Chief, hey, guys.

I've been thinking about
the Doctor Island case.

- Hey, is that really John,
or is it just the sound

of him walkin' in here
talkin' about our case?

- Harley!

Quiet.

What have you got for us, John?

- I think it has something to
do with the Doc's dog, sir.

- I think this has something
to do with the Doctor.

(speaking gibberish)

- Fartman, shut up.

- Sorry, Chief.

- A dog, John?

- Yes, sir.

Well, let me break
it down to you.

When I went to the crime
scene, I saw there was

an unfinished doggy
bowl in the Doctor's lab

with a name on it, Lenny.

Now, there was this
doggy bowl, but no doggy.

I noticed there were
scratch marks on the window,

which suggested some
kind of altercation,

so, of course, I decided
to take paw prints.

(opera singer singing
in foreign language)

- Paw prints?

(Fartman laughing)

Get outa here, boys.

I want a word alone with John.

- Yeah, but Chief,
I want to hear--

- Shh.

- (laughing) I'm sorry.

- John.

John.

John. (laughing)

You know, I truly
loved your mother.

But your father
was my best friend.

I don't want you working
on this case anymore.

- But Chief.
- Debora!

John, that is an order.

Now, get outta here.

- You know what?

I don't need this.

You don't need a
badge to make coffee.

Take care, Chief.

- Hey, look who it is.

Ace Ventura!

(crowd laughing)

- Yeah, look at the dork!

(laughing stopping)

(crowd laughing)

- [Kathy] The eyewitnesses
all say they saw

a mysterious black
SUV in the area where

the teenage
kidnappings occurred.

- [Lenny] Lady, that's
a Hummer not an SUV.

- If you have any information,
please call Chief Greenwald's

office at area
code 555-555-5555.

- [Lenny] Mmm, oh, yeah,
that's a good chew.

- That number again,
area code 555-555-5555.

- [Lenny] She must have known
somebody to get that job.

- We'll be right back
after these messages.

Hello.

- [Man] Kathy?
- [Kathy] No, Mom.

- [Man] we're still
live, get off the phone.

- Gotta go, Mom, I
love ya, bye-bye.

In a related story, the
stolen cookies have been found

in the basement of
Principal Waters' home.

Half the cookies are
missing and presumed eaten.

Principal Waters is still
sticking to his story

that hooligans placed them
there to discredit him.

His wife Marjorie, president
of the Junior League, concurs.

- So, what are you writing?

- It's my Pulitzer
Prize-winning article.

- About Lenny.

- Yeah and Razel, I
mean, what a character.

- It'll probably
be a great article.

- [Becky] What I'm
gonna do next--

- Maybe a little hard to top,

Cutting Music Class Is a Shame.

That was probably your best one.

Although, I think that, Why
Today's Kids' Movies Suck

is a pretty close second.

- I didn't know you
read my articles.

- It's the only thing
worth reading in the Bugle.

- How come we don't hang
out like we used to?

- Well, I don't know.

I mean, I guess two years
apart isn't always two years.

I mean, yeah, when you
were eight and I was six,

it's only two years,
but now that you're 14

and I'm 12, it's a lot more.

You know, it will
never be the same.

(Becky speaking in
foreign language)

(moving instrumental music)

- Do you remember
what the score was?

- 48 to you, 50 to me.

- Right, you came
back to take the lead.

- Best moments of my life.

- But, you know I always
let you win, though.

- Um, no.

- Well, yes.

- Um, nuh-uh.

- Yuh-huh.

- Nuh-uh.
- Oh, yuh-huh.

- Nuh-uh.
- Yuh-huh.

- Nuh-uh.
- Yuh-huh.

- Nuh-uh.
- Yuh-huh.

- Nuh-uh.
- Yuh-huh.

- Nuh-uh.
- Yuh-huh.

49 to 50.

- Sababa.

Hey, that hurt!
(Becky laughing)

Stop it, stop it!

* You make me feel
so differently

* 'Cause I need you
right here with me

* Something about
you just feels fine

(moving to ominous music)

(Panky grunting and sniffing)

- [Lenny] Mommy.

Mommy.

Mommy.

Uh.

- What's goin' on?
- They're here.

- Where's my camera?

- Razel, I think the
two guys are out--

- I know, follow me.

(lighthearted music)

Okay, kids, go find
Chun Yung Yong.

- Where is he?

- Chun Yung Yong will be
at these exact coordinates.

- But that's all the
way back at the park.

How we gonna get there?

(Hanky giggling)

- Take two and get outa here.

- [Zach and Becky] Holy sababa!

- [Hanky] Woo!
- [Lenny] Thanks, Razel.

- Good luck, kids!

And whatever happens,
don't let Doctor Wagner get

a hold of Lenny!

- [Panky] Hmm.

- Wait a sec.

There's something
happening here.

This is preposterous,
this is ridiculous,

this is all the words
that end with ous.

I'm not kidding,
this makes me angry!

Oh God, what is the problem?

You're not supposed
to be standing there.

You make so angry!

(Panky grunting)

(dramatic orchestral music)

* Show us how we do it now

* Shake your groove thing
shake your groove thing

* Yeah yeah

* Show us how we do it now

(Hanky speaking gibberish)

- I told you not to bother
me when I'm exercising.

- Sorry.

- It's okay.

Did you get the dog?

(Hanky clearing throat)

Well, it goes like this.

- Did you get the dog?

- No.

- Ah.

How can I take these
people seriously?

Come back to headquarters.

- But, sir, the dog.

- Hanky, come back
to headquarters.

- Yes, sir, I, I
mean, sir, yes, sir!

- And bring Panky.

(Panky grunting)

Time to nab another kid.

(laughing manically)

(yelping)

(oriental string music)

(man shouting)

(man yelping)

- [Lenny] Hey, isn't that
the guy from Police Acade--

- [Zach] Lenny, not one word.

(serene music)

- I'm ready.

I'm ready.

- Razel sent us.

- I don't know who Razel is!

- He said that you
were very humble.

- Wait a minute, are
you Fartman's kid?

- So humble.

He said that once you
fought of 54 ninjas

all by yourself.

- 54 ninjas, right, right.

- We need your help.

- You know what, I
think that's enough.

- What do you mean?

- I mean, I got the joke, kid.

You don't have to tell
me twice, alright?

Just let it go.

- But Razel sent us.

- Razel, just what...

Look, I tell you what, why
don't you go back to this

Razel character or
whoever put you up to this

and tell them that I,
Officer John Wyndham,

is not gonna take this anymore.

- [Lenny] Hey, he's not Chun
Yung King, oh, forget it.

Who is this guy?

- You're a police officer?

- Well, I was.

- Razel never mentioned
anything about you being

a police officer.

- Then you need to help us.

- Whoa, a Ninja cop!

- Listen, I gotta go, I'm
gonna leave now, okay?

- There are two men after us.

- You're not gonna help us?

- [John] Nobody said it
was gonna be easy, kid.

- [Lenny] Maybe I shouldn't
have put him in this situation.

- I don't understand.

Razel said he'd help us.

- [Becky] What are
we doing, Zach?

- I don't know.

- I think we should
go to the police.

- Oh, yeah, and tell them what?

Hey, everybody, we're the
kids with the talking dog.

- You don't have
to be so cynical.

- I want to be cynical,
everybody's cynical.

Why can't I be cynical?

- I don't see how
this is helping.

- Yeah, well, you don't
see a lot of things.

- What's that supposed to mean?

- Besides, what do you care?

Scared you might not get
that front page article

about Lenny the Wonder Dog?

- Grow up, Zach.

- Here's Hanky!

And Panky!

- Holy sababa!

- Come on, let's get outta here.

- Let's get 'em!

(heroic orchestral music)

- [Zach Lenny!

Go hide under the bleachers!

- [Lenny] Oh, what
have I gotten 'em into?

(energetic music)

(nonsensical chattering)

- Stacey Malone.

Becky Greene.

- Here.

- Bailey Butt.

Tracy Knight.

- I think we lost them.

- Okay, let's go get Lenny.

(ominous music)

(Hanky laughing)

(Panky grunting)

- Oh, yes.

(Panky grunting)

(Hanky snickering)

(school bell ringing)

(Hanky chattering)

(lighthearted music)

(Panky grunting)

(Hanky and Panky grunting)

(Hanky sobbing)

Panky, Panky.

- [Becky] That was amazing.

We really showed them that time.

- I know, I think
Lenny's over there.

Oh, we were awesome, I mean,
we totally showed them.

Becky, come on.

(ominous music)

Becky.

Hey Becky, look out!

(Becky screaming)

Becky, no!

Becky!

(dramatic orchestral music)

If you want to see
your girlfriend again,
give us the dog.

- And in other news, the city
of Newyville is all hyped up

for the upcoming Angie
concert, to be held tonight

at the Doctor Richard
Wagner Auditorium.

* It's too late for you to cry

* It's too late for you to lie

* My train is leaving and
for you no more free rides

* Dried up flowers
in an empty room

* Faded colors, falling
ashes in my eyes

* I just had enough
of crying for you

* You have turned my
blooming flowers into dust

* Take a look at what
you've left behind

* You're so blind that's why you

* Don't deserve me

* It's too late for you to cry

* It's too late for you to lie

* I'm sick and
tired of your games

* You're out of time

* My train is leaving

- What?

What?

It's okay.

I just want to know

why anyone would rehearse a
perfectly good dance routine

and then kill it by dancing
like a big heavy cow!

A big moo I can't
dance heavy cow!

Alphonse, Julian, any ideas?

Rupert, you don't
dance like oxen.

You're lovely, Rupert,
you dance like a hippo!

But not a lovely dancing
hippo, like a big fat hippo

that doesn't know how
to dance and has had one

of his legs cut off!

That kind of hippo.

Rupert, yes!

Now what?

- We got somethin' for ya.

(eerie music)

(soft string music)

- [Lenny] Sorry.

- It's okay.

- If it wasn't for me, none
of this would have happened.

- Don't say that.

- That's it, Zach, make the
deal, exchange me for Becky.

- No, Lenny, that's
out of the question.

I'm just trying to think.

Who can help us, I mean,
before you came along, well,

she was my only friend.

- [Lenny] I'm sorry I
got you into this, kid.

(serene music)

- [Zach And Lenny] Whoa.

- I had a feeling
I'd find you here.

Where's your friend?

Okay, tell me
again, who are they?

- The two guys that
work for Doctor Wagner.

He wants the dog.

- You mean Doctor,

One of the Most Respected
Guys in this Town Wagner

wants to get two
guys to kidnap a dog.

- Yeah, he wants Lenny.

- Lenny?

- Yeah, Lenny.

- Doctor Island's dog?

- [Zach] Yeah, Lenny.

- Now, why would Doctor Wagner
want Doctor Island's dog?

- He has some sort
of chip in him.

You see, Doctor
Island was working on

a special chip for dogs.

- Wait, well, how do
you know all this, kid?

- Razel!

I can't take it anymore,
too many questions.

We don't have that much time.

Alright, come on, Lenny,
you just tell him.

- [Lenny] Okay, okay.

- Geez!

- [Zach] See, now
you believe me?

I told you.

- No, just...

What we can't do is walk
into Braino without a plan.

- [Lenny] When you're
right, you're right.

- Thank you.

Stop!

- So what's the plan?

- Actually, it's very simple.

(jazzy music)

Okay, Lenny and
me'll handle this.

You wait here, I go up top,
grab a brick, drop it down,

you scream, they come out,
I jump on top of them,

break their heads and we
get inside, no problem.

Nothin' but swish.

Okay, I'll tell you what.

I stay here, you go up
there, I make a noise--

- [Lenny] Ugh, never send
a man to do a dog's job.

- [John] And we're
set, nothin' but net.

- Hey, there.

What a cute little puppy dog.

- Or we stay here,
Lenny goes there,

no, that's stupid, he's a dog.

- Hey, Jeff, come on out here
and look at this puppy dog.

- [Jeff] What you
got there, Ernie?

- [Ernie] About the cutest
puppy dog you ever seen.

- Oh my Lord.

- What kind of breed
you think he is?

- I think he's a
little cutie breed.

(speaking gibberish)

- Guys.

I'm a dog, not a baby.

(loud thudding)

- That's the stupidest
plan I've ever heard.

- [Lenny] Coast is clear.

Today?

(elevator dinging)

- So, on what floor do
you they're holding Becky?

- Uh...

Oh, here it is, 10.

- [Lenny] Uh-oh.

Not again.

(electric buzzing)

(elevator dinging)

(loud techno music)

- What the,

Who pressed nine?
- Who pressed nine?

- [Lenny] Sorry.

- It's okay.
- It's okay.

- [Lenny] I gotta
remember this floor.

(playful music)

- Come on, Lenny.

Hey, John, look.

Oh my gosh.

- What do you want to
be when you grow up?

- I want to work in
the Braino Corporation.

- Why?

- To help Doctor
Wagner rule the world.

- [Doctor] Good.

Next question, what is
Tina Turner's real name?

- That's one of
the kidnapped kids.

- Alright, we
gotta do something.

- Well, wait, wait,
one thing at a time.

One thing at a time.

- [Hanky] Freeze,
like a popsicle!

(dramatic music)

(John mumbling)

(Wagner chuckling)

- Finally, I have
you in my fist.

- Where's Lenny?

- Ah, as we speak, the
dog is being analyzed.

- Let him go, you
nasty sack of sh--

- Hey!

Watch the language, kid, we
want to stay away from PG-13.

- What are you
doing with the kids?

- Well, well, well.

Smart boy like you not
able to figure that out?

(Hanky chuckling)

(sniffing)

- Kids are the future.

If you want to
control the future,

you have to control the kids.

Your dog, or should
I say my dog,

has a chip in him

that poor Doctor Island
thought he could hide.

It's the smart chip.

See, after I resigned,
from Doctor Island's team

at the Pavlov, I--

- He fired you.

- You say potato,
I say po-tah-to.

- You say tomato,
I say to-mah-to.

- Potato.
- Po-tah-to.

- Tomato!
- To-mah-to!

* Let's call the whole thing off

- Shut up!

- Sorry.

- It's okay.

See I thought, if humans
can get dogs to do what they

want them to do, then,
surely, I can get humans to do

what I want them to do.

It's a simple matter
of technology.

I run a very large
corporation, as you can see.

I need very loyal employees.

I found if I insert the
chip that Island's invented,

with a little twist from me,

then when those stupid kids
grow up to be stupid adults,

they have but one goal in mind:

to work for me.

In the end, I'll have enough
manpower to rule the world!

(hysteric laughing)

Sorry.

- You'll never get
away with this.

- Little girl.

My loneliness is killing me.

- [Becky] Hmm, what an article.

- And I must confess,
I still believe.

- [Becky] I mean, with a
nutcase villain like this one

- Still believe--

- [Becky] I'm gonna be
collecting royalties
from the movie.

- And I think giving a free
concert is a very good way

to start getting away with it.

Let the stamping begin! (laughs)

What?

- We have it, Doctor Wagner.

We've scanned the dog
and we have the formula.

We'll have the stamper
ready right away.

- Excellent.

Well?

I guess I'll see you all in
10 years, as my employees.

(chuckling)

Okay, stamp the kids,
get rid of the cop.

No, I tell you
what, stamp the cop

and get rid of the kids.

No, no, I'll tell you what.

Stamp that kid, get
rid of that kid,

and let the cop go.

Or, stamp that kid,
get rid of the cop

and let the other kid go.

You know what?

Get rid of them all,
including the dog.

(Wagner speaking in
foreign language)

Hello, Panky.

(Panky grunting)

* Frere Jacques

* Panky's wicked

- Go ahead, Panky,
they're all yours.

I'll go take care of the dog.

(dramatic music)

(Panky grunting)

- No!
(Becky screaming)

- Hello, Leonard.

I bet you wish you
were a cat, don't you?

Because then I'd have to get
rid of you eight more times.

(giggling)

- [Lenny] Crash laser, fire.

- Ooh!
(moaning)

(thudding)

- [Lenny] I'm comin', guys!

- No!

- [Lenny] This is
for the neutering!

- [Zach] Alright, Lenny!

- [Lenny] Rope laser, fire!

(grunting and groaning)

(scientists chattering
over each other)

- [Zach And Becky] Holy sababa!

(Lenny growling)

(grunting and smacking)

- [Becky] We have to get
to the Angie concert.

(audience applauding)

- Future, future, future.

World, world, world.

Education.

(audience applauding)

Boys and girls, put
your hands together

for Doctor Richard Wagner!

(audience cheering
and applauding)

- It's on the low.

Low.

(audience cheering
and applauding)

Ooh yeah!

That's what I'm talkin' about.

What are you talkin'
about, Willis. (laughs)

Ooh yeah!

(grunting and moaning)

(audience laughing)

(Wagner whimpering)

- Kids, don't forget to
get your free colored

Doctor Wagner stamp.

It'll get you two free sessions
at the Newyville Cartoon

Habit Rehabilitation Center.

(crickets chirping)

And now, are you ready?

(audience cheering
and applauding)

Let's hear it for Angie!

* It's too late for you to cry

* It's too late for you to lie

* My train is leaving and
for you no more free rides

* Dried up flowers
in an empty room

* Faded colors falling
ashes in my eyes

* I just had enough
of crying for you

* You have turned by
blooming flowers into dust

* Take a look at
what you left behind

* You're so blind that's why you

* Don't deserve me

* It's too late for you to cry

* It's too late for you to lie

* I'm sick and
tired of your games

- Oh my God.

Look at all the kids.

* The train will see you out

* You be regrettin' how

* You lost your only chance

* You don't get two of mine

- I'm gonna get us
some help, okay?

Stay here, and that
means stay here.

Got that?

A'ight, I'll be back.

- I'm not staying here.

I'm gonna go get Wagner.

- Let's go.

- No, Becky, you
wait here with Lenny.

- No way, Zach.

- Listen, Becky, I don't
want to lose you again.

- Are you sure
you're gonna be okay?

- I'll survive, I think.

* It's too late for you to cry

* It's too late for you to lie

- John?

What are you doing here?

- This concert is a set-up.

* You lost your only chance

* You don't get two of mine

* It's too late

(upbeat pop music)

* You got all the rest of me

* But only took it for granted

* Someday you'll be missing me

* I'm out of here, just watch me

* You know I'm not going back

- Why can't I get these two
morons to do anything right?

- A lot of bad people get
away with a lot of bad things

in the world.

I'll never let you
get away with this.

(chuckling)

- Little boy,

this world is ruled by
the people who know how

to get away with
doing the bad things.

That's just how things are.

If you're going to be
happy, you're going to have

to learn to let go.

Go with the flow a
little, accept it, sheesh.

- John, Doctor Wagner
is a great man.

He has done so much
good for this city.

- Chief, I'm afraid you're
gonna have to believe me

on this one.

- John, John.

You know, your father
saved my life once,

and your mother--

- Chief!

* It's too late for you to cry

* It's too late for you to lie

* I'm sick and tired of all the

- I'm turning you in.

(Wagner chuckling)

- No one's going to believe you.

You're just a little kid,
and I'm Doctor Wagner.

- [Lenny] How about we pull
the plug on Wagner's show?

This should do it.

(microphone screeching)

- My plan will work, little boy.

Because no one believes
in children anymore.

All their parents give
them is eight hours

a day of television.

Today, television is like
a child's surrogate mother.

I'm only giving them what
the parents can't give them.

When each one of those kids
is stamped with my chip,

they'll be getting a future.

My plan will work, because no
one believes in you anymore.

But I still believe.

Yes.

I,

I believe.

- You know what, Doctor Wagner?

Maybe you're right.

Maybe people have
given up on children.

Maybe we kids don't
really have anyone to care

for our future.

But listen to this,
Doctor Wagner.

That does not mean we
can't care for ourselves.

We are a lot tougher
than you think.

Us kids, we'll make our
own future if we have to.

(triumphant instrumental music)

- Way to go, Zach.

(audience cheering
and applauding)

- Man.

John.

- Sir?

Yes, sir.

- Why can't they do
something more interesting?

Go on, go out, go to nightclubs.

Look at you, what does
that T-shirt mean?

Oh, it's a question
mark, is that why?

So people will say, what
does the T-shirt mean?

And you go, oh, it's
a question mark.

Oh, very funny.

- [Chief] Cuff him.

- (John laughing)
Yes, sir, my pleasure.

(Wagner groaning)

- Wait a second, you
can't do this to me.

I'm Doctor Wagner,
I own this town!

No, please, wait!

No, I'm sorry, Mommy!

I know you wanted a girl.

(whimpering)

(upbeat pop music)

- [Zach] Becky, we did
it, we actually did it.

* Kiss me tenderly

* Make me feel that
you really care

* Give yourself to me

* Kiss with surrender

(audience cheering
and applauding)

* Set me free

* Do you know how
much you have to give

* To get my heart

* Can you really
call yourself a man

* Do you know how
much you gotta give

* To get my heart

* Are you good enough
to rock my world

* Are you good
enough to figure out

* All my world

* Can you really
call yourself a man

* Do you know how
much you gotta to give

* To get my heart

* Are you good enough
to rock my world

- This is your fault.

- Whoa.

- [Clown] Cheers.

- That's not funny.

- You clown.
- Idiot.

- High five.

- You're a moron.

- Oh!

Oh, sweet God, it burns.

- Yeah.

- [Mayor] We live...

- So what's the score now?

- [Mayor] In the best
town in the world.

- 50 to me, 49 to you.

- Okay.

- We have the best
people in the world.

- 50 to 50.

- [Mayor] We are the world.

- Nice one.

- Sababa.

- Our children are the
future of our world.

Future.

Future.

Future.

World.

World.

World.

(audience applause)

Education.

- Bye John.
- Hero of the hour.

- Congratulations.

- Yeah, thank you, thank you.

Uh...

pretty good article.

- Yeah, she's a great writer.

- They did take out
the chip, right?

- No more talkin' Lenny.

- That's probably best.

- I know.

- So uh, what you gonna do now?

- Gonna see Becky.

We're gonna watch
the Learning Channel.

- Learning Channel?

- Yeah, way too many
cartoons in this movie.

- Yeah, I know.

Well I got to go
back to the station.

- A new case?

- Every day.

- Hey, why don't you teach
me some karate moves?

- Kid, I told ya,
I don't do Kung Fu.

- So humble.

- You gonna be all right?

- I'll survive.

- You I ain't worried about.

Take care of
yourself, you hear me?

Alright, I'll smell ya later.

- Bye John.

(John chuckling)

(engine igniting)

- [Lenny] The town of Newyville

will never be the same again.

Actually after that
adventure, none of us will.

Let me give you the low down.

Doctor Island is working
on a whole new invention

with his friend, Razal.

Hank and Panky are back
delivering the mail,

Becky's article
was a huge success,

and as for Zach,
well, you'll see.

(soft string music)

- [Child] You go, Zach!

(children cheering)
(applause)

(triumphant instrumental music)

- [Child] Way to go, Zach!

- [Lenny] As corny as it
sounds, kids are the future.

And I'll tell ya the truth,

I think we need more
kids with question marks

on their shirts.

A kid who has enough courage
to confront his own fears

against all odds, that's
not just different,

that's special.

- [Zach] Let's see.

Lenny Dylan, that's a good name.

- [Lenny] I don't think
dogs have last names.

- [Zach] So, you
could be the first.

Did you just talk?
- Sure did!

- [Zach] Holy sababa,
Lenny, you can talk?

- [Lenny] Let's just keep
it our own little secret.

Hey, would ya look at that tail?

- [Zach] Lenny, behave.

- [Lenny] Jeez,
behave, he tells me.

You know, in dog years
I'm about nine years

older than you are, kid.

Hey Zach?
- Yeah?

- [Lenny] Now that, you
know, nobody's around,

can we lose the leash?

- [Zach] Oh yeah,
(laughs) sorry.

- [Lenny] It's okay.

(soaring orchestral music)

- [Man] Take three.

Set 'em.
- Stay.

- Razal sent us.

(upbeat pop music)

* Don't be, don't be scared, hey

* Dance with me, baby

(beeping)
(indistinct chatter)

* You are too fast

* Actin' like nothin' can last

(giggling)

* You rush, I chill

* Seem like you need a pill

(laughing)

* 'Cause life is worth living

* It seems the point of being

* So stop, be cool

* Slow down, baby

- [Becky] The dog
ran away. (laughs)

* Just be free

* Feel the groove with me

* Take my hand

* 'Cause this
life's worth living

* Don't be scared

* Walk the mile, dance the dance

(speaking in foreign language)

- The other word.

- Dog, or should I say my dog,

has a chip in him
(speaks gibberish).

(speaking in foreign language)

* Let go, just dance

* What's the point in bein' blue

- I run a very large
corporation, as you can see,

and I need some very
loyal employees.

(laughing)

With a little twist from me.

(laughing)

The chip Island invented,
with a little twist from me,

and you get sort of, ah.

- I did it good that time!

- I know you did
it good, shut up.

We'd insert the chip
that Island invented,

with a little twist of me.

- (laughs) That wasn't right.

- That was sad, that was sad.

I knew it wasn't
right so I stopped.

* Oh come on, dance with me

- [Woman] No!

* Walk with me, just be free

* Feel the groove, let it be

* Take my hand

- [Woman] Lay down, down.

Down.

Lay down, down.

Lay down, down, down.

Lay down.

(muffled speech)

* Walk with me, just be free

* Feel the groove, let it be

* Take my hand

* 'Cause this
life's worth living

- [Man] Action.

- Ahh, how could I take
these people, (laughs)

Ahh, how could I
take these people.

(laughing)

* Just be free

* Feel the groove, let it be

* Take my hand

- Yes, there is such a
thing as a dog company.

- No there isn't.
- Yes there is.

(laughing)

He made me laugh!

- No he did, he did it.

- You started (laughing).

- He made me laugh!

* 'Cause this
life's worth living

* Take my hand, walk with me

* Just be free

* Feel the groove, let it be

* Take my hand

* 'Cause this
life's worth living

* Don't be scared

(shouting)

- Cut!
(laughing)