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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:40,298 "This film is inspired by a true story" 2 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:44,666 "Parts of the characters' names, backgrounds and incidents" 3 00:00:44,667 --> 00:00:48,667 "have been altered according to the requests made by the actual parties" 4 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:09,958 Me? 5 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,625 I'm... eighteen 6 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,375 Being eighteen means I'm pretty grown-up 7 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:20,500 I think I'm old enough to stop caring about others' feelings 8 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:25,583 But I never really cared about other people anyway 9 00:01:26,458 --> 00:01:30,958 Well, except for my grandma, but she passed away last year 10 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:38,853 Mouths are really only good for eating or talking 11 00:01:38,888 --> 00:01:42,124 So for me, apart from eating, I don't have much to do 12 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:47,958 But to earn money for food, I can give my clients blowjobs 13 00:01:48,583 --> 00:01:51,291 Well, not if he stinks 14 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:54,916 And he'll have to pay $600 extra 15 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,375 and he can't cum in my mouth 16 00:01:58,917 --> 00:02:03,042 Maybe if I hadn't met Chloe 17 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,333 I would end up spending the rest of my life like this 18 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:25,625 Sun Entertainment presents 19 00:02:29,708 --> 00:02:33,291 in association with One Cool Film 20 00:02:33,292 --> 00:02:36,750 A Making Film Production 21 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:42,875 Fish Liew 22 00:02:42,910 --> 00:02:46,500 Mak Tsz Yi 23 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:51,500 Kwok Yik Sum 24 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:56,173 Editor Wenders Li 25 00:02:56,208 --> 00:03:00,708 Original Music Alan Wong Janet Yung 26 00:03:02,125 --> 00:03:05,791 Production Designer Man Lim Chung Art Director Li Kwok Lam 27 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:09,416 Director of Photography Jam Yau 28 00:03:09,625 --> 00:03:12,312 Executive Producers Alvin Chau Alex Dong 29 00:03:12,347 --> 00:03:15,923 Story Momo Wu Written by Zhaolu Mengzi 30 00:03:15,958 --> 00:03:19,500 Produced by Pang Ho-cheung Subi Liang 31 00:03:20,917 --> 00:03:25,417 Story and Written & Directed by Luk Yee-sum 32 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:34,173 Your periods come quite frequently, it seems 33 00:03:34,208 --> 00:03:37,458 I can't help it if I have bad period cramps, miss 34 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:39,958 Seems to happen every week 35 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:45,541 You probably don't understand since you haven't had it for a while 36 00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:46,833 What did you just say, Chloe? 37 00:03:46,868 --> 00:03:48,090 Go see a doctor immediately! 38 00:03:48,125 --> 00:03:50,208 If you don't return with a doctor's note, I'll mark you as absent 39 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:54,666 Ah... Cramps... 40 00:04:01,042 --> 00:04:02,167 You're also having your period? 41 00:04:03,917 --> 00:04:05,583 If you can't run, then walk! 42 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:34,791 What did that Prickly Cunt say to you? 43 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:37,499 Huh? 44 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:40,833 Come on, when we were running! 45 00:04:41,875 --> 00:04:43,916 She asked if I'm a vir... 46 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:46,007 What the fuck? 47 00:04:46,042 --> 00:04:47,750 Everyone knows you're a virgin! 48 00:04:47,875 --> 00:04:50,000 L was talking about my sign! 49 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:52,340 Turns out We're both Virgo 50 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:56,625 Born the same month, the same year, but I'm older by a day 51 00:04:59,542 --> 00:05:00,715 Hey, it hurts! 52 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:02,666 Why are you scared? It's not like you had sex with him 53 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:04,465 But that Prickly Cunt is pretty good 54 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:07,923 She managed to get that stingy Carl to buy her an iPhone 5s 55 00:05:07,958 --> 00:05:11,333 That Filipina-face only got a bag, and not even a designer one at that! 56 00:05:11,368 --> 00:05:13,166 She's so classless, she wouldn't know what to do with it anyway 57 00:05:14,708 --> 00:05:16,916 Doesn't matter if the meal is good or not, you still gotta eat 58 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,958 But who do you consider to be a good meal? 59 00:05:19,375 --> 00:05:20,958 At least Prickly Cunt is white enough 60 00:05:21,042 --> 00:05:23,423 and she talks softly, so guys go for her 61 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:27,083 But Filipina-face? You can hear her voice from two floors above! 62 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,916 Although maids usually speak so loudly anyways 63 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:31,666 Really? 64 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:37,708 Really? Louder than you guys? 65 00:05:39,583 --> 00:05:40,791 Nothing more to say? 66 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,166 Hey! 67 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:47,208 We gotta go, see ya 68 00:05:47,243 --> 00:05:48,458 See you 69 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:51,875 You still have bubbles on you 70 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:18,250 If clients want you to use the butt plug, how much extra is it? 71 00:06:19,833 --> 00:06:21,583 A thousand something 72 00:06:21,667 --> 00:06:26,000 - Does it hurt? - A little 73 00:06:26,875 --> 00:06:29,000 Add some K-Y and it's okay 74 00:06:29,708 --> 00:06:34,208 But I heard that if you do anal too often, you can't control when you shit 75 00:06:34,458 --> 00:06:35,916 Is that true? 76 00:06:41,917 --> 00:06:44,875 How about you and Carl? Did you try it with him? 77 00:06:47,292 --> 00:06:48,917 Can you stop asking? 78 00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:15,541 Gotta go 79 00:07:26,292 --> 00:07:27,625 It's so fucking deep 80 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,625 I want you to move! 81 00:07:59,958 --> 00:08:01,083 Thank you 82 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:08,833 You're so talented 83 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:12,875 You look fine even after getting screwed like a dog 84 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:17,749 The point of coming to this kinda place is to get screwed, no? 85 00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:21,542 It's just that I finish my work before you do 86 00:08:23,042 --> 00:08:24,792 No need to get upset, right? 87 00:08:26,292 --> 00:08:28,458 This kind of place is not for you 88 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:29,999 Get out, you cunt 89 00:08:30,542 --> 00:08:32,208 Right back at you 90 00:08:35,208 --> 00:08:38,583 Those uncles out there, when they get drunk 91 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:41,333 I guess they wouldn't mind fucking you 92 00:08:42,958 --> 00:08:44,666 However... 93 00:08:47,042 --> 00:08:48,125 Wow! 94 00:08:49,792 --> 00:08:52,167 They'd really need to be wasted to do that 95 00:08:56,292 --> 00:08:57,625 BYE bye 96 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:11,125 Andrew, Andrew, Andrew 97 00:09:20,417 --> 00:09:23,458 Andrew, Andrew, Andrew 98 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:29,416 Look here, how is it that Andrew's so handsome? 99 00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:35,708 And how did you manage to take such blurry photos of him? 100 00:09:36,458 --> 00:09:37,458 Come with me 101 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:40,458 - I really like you - Keep it up! 102 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:45,042 See, you should focus here... 103 00:09:45,458 --> 00:09:47,458 What are you doing? Go fuck in the toilet, not here! 104 00:09:47,493 --> 00:09:48,798 - Don't get in my way - Sorry 105 00:09:48,833 --> 00:09:52,083 So what if I want to fuck her here? Leave if it bothers you 106 00:09:52,118 --> 00:09:53,249 What did you just say, bitch? 107 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:54,333 I can say anything, bitch 108 00:09:54,368 --> 00:09:55,749 Hey! Why get upset? 109 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:56,833 Fuck 110 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,958 You should teach your servants better, they even bully the stupid 111 00:09:59,993 --> 00:10:02,124 I didn't, I didn't! 112 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:05,958 - I've prepared some ice water for you - I'll drink it later 113 00:10:05,993 --> 00:10:07,916 It's still cold, you should drink it 114 00:10:15,917 --> 00:10:18,298 - We're already late - For what? 115 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:21,124 My job interview with Madame Glaze! You said you'll go with me? 116 00:10:21,292 --> 00:10:24,000 Hey, if you want to be a slave so badly 117 00:10:24,035 --> 00:10:26,708 why don't you help wipe my brother's ass? 118 00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:29,249 “I'm you?" 119 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:32,416 Going to see a client again? Don't go... 120 00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:36,708 Don't you think having sex with so many men is dirty? 121 00:10:36,743 --> 00:10:38,541 You're dirty! 122 00:10:38,542 --> 00:10:41,625 Be careful, your hymen is getting moldy down there... 123 00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:46,292 Don't go... you're not broke, so why you wanna be paid by those nerds? 124 00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:49,542 I'll give you all my allowance for this month instead, okay? 125 00:10:49,577 --> 00:10:51,892 Come have high tea with me... 126 00:10:51,927 --> 00:10:54,208 Weren't you running late? Go now! 127 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:02,340 Fuck, another girl? 128 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:05,541 Drinking water from that slut will make you cum prematurely 129 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:08,417 - You wanna fight? - Spilling jizz all over 130 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:11,374 Pervert! Pervert! 131 00:11:11,917 --> 00:11:13,542 I'm gonna shoot it 132 00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:51,292 Why do you buy so many? Aren't you anti-Japanese? 133 00:11:51,327 --> 00:11:54,125 The yen has depreciated, so if I buy them all 134 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,583 then the Japanese can't buy any 135 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:02,500 - Why don't you try it? - Better that you wear it 136 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:04,958 How many times have I told you not to wear these? 137 00:12:04,993 --> 00:12:06,583 You'll lose your curves 138 00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:09,916 Try this! 139 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,958 Open the door, I'm back 140 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,624 Grandma! 141 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,541 Let me help you 142 00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:27,833 Is it choi sum or morning glory tonight? 143 00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:29,048 Don't bother, just go study... 144 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:31,833 No need, exams are over. Our report cards are out tomorrow 145 00:12:31,868 --> 00:12:34,041 If my results are good, you promised me a puppy 146 00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:36,375 I'm sure I'll be in the top 5 147 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,291 Let's see the results first 148 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:43,583 Trust me, grandma. I'll make it! 149 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,500 Leave it here 150 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:04,375 Wow, your home really is quite big! 151 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,166 YUP 152 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:09,208 - You live alone? - There's also her... 153 00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:11,666 Come say hi to my grandma! 154 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,791 Hi! 155 00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:18,208 And your parents? 156 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:21,583 One's in Bangkok, the other is in Ipoh 157 00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:24,041 That's not bad 158 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:28,875 My mom's a bad cook, but if I don't eat my dad nags at me 159 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,125 So annoying 160 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:44,041 It hurts! 161 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:46,875 Come here 162 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:52,041 - Why do you work so hard? - Gotta pay the rent... 163 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,333 Just find a boyfriend 164 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:58,416 No, I like it on my own 165 00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:07,250 Hang on 166 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:25,833 Pink-nippled piggy? You can take pretty sexy photos! 167 00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:27,833 He)' 168 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,625 Your photo doesn't look good like this 169 00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:33,875 - Why not? - Guys won't like it 170 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,875 And why won't they? 171 00:14:37,292 --> 00:14:39,875 I'll find time to help you shoot better ones 172 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:49,458 Your place is pretty comfy, I'm already getting sleepy 173 00:14:49,542 --> 00:14:51,542 Well, you can sleep here 174 00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:53,042 Great! 175 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:56,833 I'll get you a spare key later, just crash here whenever 176 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,173 Ah, let's invite Tracy up here too 177 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:02,499 - We'll ask her to do the house chores - Sure 178 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,833 - I dye it often - Do you like dyeing your hair? 179 00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:15,465 Yeah! I hate dark hair 180 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,916 Let's go together next time 181 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,208 - Will we get a discount? - Of course! 182 00:15:21,243 --> 00:15:23,041 What color are you thinking of? 183 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:25,333 Green 184 00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:28,749 - When did you do this? - Last night 185 00:15:29,042 --> 00:15:32,417 If you like it too, we'll go together next time 186 00:15:32,452 --> 00:15:34,167 That's a waste of money 187 00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:37,708 People stare at her here, no one looks at her up here! 188 00:15:37,743 --> 00:15:41,416 - You're so bad! - I'm just being truthful 189 00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:45,000 Plus, what kind of girl wears pink? 190 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:47,291 Perverted bitches like you? 191 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,958 - Hey, give me a sip - I was just going to! 192 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,541 Drinking my saliva means you'll have to listen to me! 193 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,833 - Andrew! - Hey! 194 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:06,499 - Hey... - What, am just saying hi 195 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:12,874 - Were they a couple before? - Of course not! 196 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,083 Don't you know how difficult virgins are? 197 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:19,416 - Too tight and no fun - Tight is good! 198 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:28,500 Hey, don't be unhappy 199 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:31,458 Lots of uncles like your type 200 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:34,958 They're disgusting, I don't want them 201 00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:38,749 Let's go to the toilet 202 00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:41,417 Shut up, you are just as disgusting! 203 00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,916 - It's coming... - Oh! Oh! 204 00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:51,417 Shit, it's cold! Can't you use warm water? 205 00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:55,291 Wow... that looks great 206 00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:02,124 Don't squeeze 207 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:05,583 I said don't squeeze! Stand still... 208 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,340 How about I just take it off? 209 00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:11,875 You can't, posting nude photos will get you blocked 210 00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:14,624 But wet and see-through is still okay 211 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,958 Is it okay with a flat chest too? 212 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:22,624 There was this middle-aged client who lived all the way in Kowloon 213 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:27,125 When we got to the hotel, the asshole wanted to bargain with me 214 00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:30,000 He said I'm flat-chested and asked for $200 less 215 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:33,958 I told him to go home and fuck his mother instead 216 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,000 None of your clients ever tried to bargain with you? 217 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,833 Your screen name is terrible 218 00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:43,042 Let me think of another one for you 219 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,125 "Juicy Yoko" 220 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,958 Wow, seriously? 221 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,791 "Hi hi, can we be friends?" 222 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:06,125 Tease him first, then talk to him like you guys are dating 223 00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:09,583 And remember, no dirty talk 224 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,333 Okay 225 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,708 Hey, what are you doing here? 226 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,500 N... nothing... 227 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:38,708 Are you thirsty? Let me buy some for you 228 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,791 No need, just sit 229 00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:52,708 You jerk! Fooling around with others behind my back? 230 00:18:52,743 --> 00:18:55,249 - No way... - Was it tasty? 231 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,541 I'm going to the toilet 232 00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:59,500 So, what now? Let's go... 233 00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:03,833 - Why is she here? - You're so nosy! 234 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,958 - How much? - Is there a problem? 235 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,458 What do you mean, how much? 236 00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:12,958 Fuck off, asshole! 237 00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:15,624 I said fuck off! Don't you get it? 238 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,708 What did he do? Was he hitting on you? 239 00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:25,750 - He asked how much - He asked? How much did you say? 240 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:27,916 Yeah right, as if he can afford it 241 00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:31,000 Maybe he'll get a job then look for you 242 00:20:32,292 --> 00:20:36,792 Grandma is a liar! What do I do with Dumbo now? 243 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:42,458 I told you not to be so naive 244 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,041 Don't cry... 245 00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:53,375 My mom already goes nuts picking up my brother's shit. I can't bring him 246 00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:02,667 Actually you can leave him with me 247 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:08,250 Really? But you'll have to walk him every day 248 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:12,375 No problem, I had a dog once when I was in Ipoh 249 00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:16,042 I will give you a key to my place, just come up anytime 250 00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:18,166 Why don't we go there tonight? 251 00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:20,749 And bring some ice cream with us? 252 00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:25,166 - And some fried chicken? - I don't eat fried chicken 253 00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:28,125 It's too fattening, I don't like it 254 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,875 But you like ice cream! 255 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,083 Sorry, lucky for you I didn't see anything... 256 00:22:11,118 --> 00:22:12,749 No, no... 257 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:16,166 I can't seem to find my tampon inside... 258 00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:20,291 How can it be? There's a string attached to it 259 00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:24,250 Come on, try jumping up and down a bit 260 00:22:26,417 --> 00:22:28,125 So? Did you feel it? 261 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,548 Weird... 262 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,791 Can you try and help me look for it? 263 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,583 - Oh, okay - What's going on, a body check? 264 00:22:37,625 --> 00:22:40,270 Go get a pair of chopsticks from the kitchen 265 00:22:40,305 --> 00:22:42,916 Not the pink ones, those are my favorites! 266 00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:45,374 Just get those wooden, disposable ones 267 00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:47,791 Sit on this 268 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:56,625 Do you see it? 269 00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:00,833 Nope. It must have gone in really deep 270 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:05,798 Hey, have you ever heard this urban legend? 271 00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:09,874 It says that when a group of girls stay together for a long time 272 00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:11,583 then their periods will happen simultaneously 273 00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:15,916 Really? But that hasn't happened to us 274 00:23:16,417 --> 00:23:18,917 Let's see if you sync with mine, or I sync with yours 275 00:23:18,952 --> 00:23:20,708 I usually can accommodate others... 276 00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:24,708 Miss Ho knows that my periods are messed up 277 00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:26,583 So we'll end up syncing anyways one of these days 278 00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:30,333 He)' 279 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,916 It tickles! 280 00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:35,249 How is it? Am I good? 281 00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:38,416 Was that the right spot? Is it here? 282 00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:43,583 This spot, right? Answer me! 283 00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:47,416 Don't mess around. You've found it yet? 284 00:23:47,417 --> 00:23:51,000 - And this spot? - Stop playing 285 00:23:51,417 --> 00:23:53,792 - Does it feel good? - No it doesn't... 286 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,375 You can stop searching. Is it this one? 287 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:03,500 And they say Virgos are very tidy and are clean freaks? 288 00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,375 Sorry, I... 289 00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:08,854 I am a clean freak but I have a bad memory 290 00:24:08,889 --> 00:24:11,458 Let me wash my hands. Throw it away already! 291 00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:13,791 Yes, and dump the chopsticks too 292 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:26,666 "You wanna have fun... 2 times, $4000 each time, okay?" 293 00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:29,292 "$6000 for one time, plus a blow job" 294 00:27:38,167 --> 00:27:40,875 Ma, I'm sorry 295 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,458 Whatever you say won't bring grandma back 296 00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:54,958 I want to withdraw you from school and give up the apartment 297 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,083 You'll come back to live with me in Bangkok, okay? 298 00:27:59,083 --> 00:28:01,958 Your own mom passed away and you didn't even know 299 00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:05,833 You also didn't know where your own daughter lived 300 00:28:08,542 --> 00:28:10,458 Why should I go with you? 301 00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:13,833 Don't think that I don't know what you're doing 302 00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:17,874 Look at you, do you know what you look like? 303 00:28:18,708 --> 00:28:19,833 He)' 304 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,292 It was you who left me 305 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,166 If you didn't leave me here 306 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,916 no one would call me a cheap cunt at school 307 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:38,125 What's wrong with earning money this way? 308 00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:41,542 Don't have I have pay rent? And buy food? 309 00:28:42,042 --> 00:28:44,625 My clients remember my birthday... 310 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,500 they dine me and send me gifts. But you? 311 00:28:51,292 --> 00:28:53,792 You don't even call me! 312 00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:02,791 Now, suddenly you're back 313 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:06,166 and ask me to leave with you 314 00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:09,500 You're nuts... 315 00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:13,916 I'm sorry 316 00:29:15,958 --> 00:29:17,499 Save it 317 00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:42,250 "Playing with butt plug costs $2,000 extra, okay?" 318 00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:11,166 "Where are you?" 319 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:22,923 Hi 320 00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:23,708 What's up? 321 00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:25,874 Out for delivery? 322 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:28,708 Bye 323 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,500 "Am here" 324 00:30:44,792 --> 00:30:46,292 Juicy Yoko! 325 00:30:47,625 --> 00:30:50,750 Please no... 326 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:54,708 I still wanna keep going to your food stall for drumsticks 327 00:30:57,417 --> 00:30:58,833 Just forget it, okay? 328 00:30:58,868 --> 00:31:00,458 Hey, don't go... 329 00:31:04,083 --> 00:31:07,958 I promise that I'll write you a nice review... 330 00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:12,125 that says you're the best in the universe 331 00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:22,916 Or how about... 332 00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:28,208 I just Pay extra? 333 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,416 You're not gonna shower first? 334 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:01,541 Are you crazy? 335 00:32:01,667 --> 00:32:06,167 The shower is so dirty! I may catch something from using it 336 00:32:07,667 --> 00:32:10,875 Why would you? Don't you just push the hose up there? 337 00:32:10,910 --> 00:32:12,958 Fuck you, what are you saying? 338 00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:16,041 Get a better room next time! 339 00:32:16,042 --> 00:32:19,500 I want to, but I don't have enough cash 340 00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:24,708 You should have hired someone from a cheap brothel instead 341 00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:27,874 It's not the same, I like you 342 00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:32,875 When you posted that new picture, I got so excited... 343 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:40,041 I couldn't contain myself... 344 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,916 So I immediately told my dad 345 00:32:43,167 --> 00:32:45,208 I wanted to help out and earn more at the food stall 346 00:32:45,292 --> 00:32:48,042 - So is it worth it? - Yes... 347 00:32:48,708 --> 00:32:51,749 Otherwise why did I save my virginity for you? 348 00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:53,708 Hey! 349 00:32:54,417 --> 00:32:57,875 What? You're a virgin? 350 00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:00,958 Then you still have your "guy men"? 351 00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:03,000 No I don't have... 352 00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:05,250 Okay, okay 353 00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:07,375 Why don't you let big sis show you... 354 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:16,000 - Feels good? - It's good, keep going... 355 00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:17,749 Then beg me 356 00:33:17,917 --> 00:33:20,750 Come on... 357 00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:22,124 And do what? 358 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:24,249 Please keeping blowing me... 359 00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:42,208 Are you okay? 360 00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:47,166 Did you grow up drinking sea water? So salty... 361 00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:51,624 Rinse your mouth with this 362 00:33:55,625 --> 00:33:57,333 Are you feeling better? 363 00:33:59,292 --> 00:34:00,500 You're feeling better! 364 00:34:01,417 --> 00:34:03,375 Whatever, cumming in the mouth costs extra 365 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:06,416 What? It's not included in the blow job? 366 00:34:06,708 --> 00:34:09,333 Blow job doesn't mean you have to cum in my mouth! 367 00:34:09,368 --> 00:34:11,958 And you came so much that I swallowed some 368 00:34:12,375 --> 00:34:15,708 I didn't even swallow with my ex! 369 00:34:16,458 --> 00:34:18,958 Then... how much extra? 370 00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:20,624 Five hundred 371 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:22,749 Already discounted 372 00:34:30,375 --> 00:34:31,750 How is this enough? 373 00:34:35,583 --> 00:34:36,833 Are you serious? 374 00:34:36,917 --> 00:34:38,708 There's two hundred credit inside 375 00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:41,166 Whatever! 376 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:43,083 So can we start now? 377 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,249 - You came already! - What? 378 00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:50,083 A blow job isn't the same as having sex! Don't go yet... 379 00:34:50,118 --> 00:34:51,791 A blow job is not sex? 380 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:53,166 Are you Bill Clinton? 381 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:55,791 - No please... - Let me go 382 00:34:58,292 --> 00:34:59,333 Bye! 383 00:35:11,917 --> 00:35:14,375 He's handsome enough to be a star 384 00:35:15,958 --> 00:35:17,958 Tall nose, big eyes... 385 00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:22,374 Welcome Mistress! Meow! 386 00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:27,833 I had to take Dumbo to poo, why didn't you wait for me? 387 00:35:27,868 --> 00:35:30,249 How can you poo if you're not full? 388 00:35:31,167 --> 00:35:32,917 Fuck, "Mistress", seriously? 389 00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:35,791 What are you doing? 390 00:35:35,792 --> 00:35:38,417 Mistresses, what are your orders? 391 00:35:38,792 --> 00:35:41,792 A pot of Earl Grey and a high tea set please 392 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,500 We already ordered the Noble Milk Tea but it still hasn't arrived 393 00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:52,750 Welcome misses 394 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,916 Do you have any dissatisfaction with our service? 395 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:02,500 My throat hurts... and we've waited for the tea for 20 minutes 396 00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:04,166 Does that count? 397 00:36:15,083 --> 00:36:15,999 Thank you 398 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,083 Apologies for keeping the mistresses waiting 399 00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:20,215 Allow me... 400 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:24,375 to serve you this Royal Prince mint tea. It's on the house 401 00:36:32,042 --> 00:36:33,375 Please enjoy 402 00:36:37,208 --> 00:36:38,458 High tea set 403 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,333 Hey, did he send you any photos? 404 00:36:52,542 --> 00:36:56,667 No, but he knows how to sweet talk 405 00:36:58,375 --> 00:36:59,958 This is your favorite 406 00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:04,291 Delicious! Try it 407 00:37:06,083 --> 00:37:08,833 - Am I right? - Not bad 408 00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:14,667 - What's this? - He knows I like Häagen-Dazs 409 00:37:19,417 --> 00:37:23,750 "Now Hiring Female Maids" 410 00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:56,583 - So, what happened? - What? 411 00:37:56,667 --> 00:37:58,792 You let the delivery boy shoot inside you? 412 00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:01,999 In here... It hurts... 413 00:38:02,417 --> 00:38:05,292 He liked you so much that he got too excited? 414 00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:09,208 Those bloody virgins have so much sperm built up 415 00:38:09,243 --> 00:38:11,499 then they want a blow job 416 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:14,833 You think I'll have throat infection? 417 00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:17,090 What does a man's liquid taste like? 418 00:38:17,125 --> 00:38:20,708 You want to know? I'll give you some soy sauce to taste 419 00:38:20,792 --> 00:38:22,167 It's that salty? 420 00:38:22,208 --> 00:38:25,499 How is it like soy sauce? Tastes more like lye... 421 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:29,958 - Kinda rough and acidic - Yeah 422 00:38:31,792 --> 00:38:34,792 Then why did you let them shoot in your mouth? 423 00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:38,624 If you're doing it for money then it can be tough 424 00:38:38,625 --> 00:38:40,673 But if it's your boyfriend then it's okay 425 00:38:40,708 --> 00:38:43,916 That's because all men love it when we swallow 426 00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:47,166 Let me tell you, there's no guy that doesn't like it 427 00:38:47,167 --> 00:38:51,667 For him, it's even better than fucking 428 00:38:56,833 --> 00:39:00,333 - You definitely do it a lot - And you don't do it enough! 429 00:39:00,368 --> 00:39:03,208 OK, you do it more and do it better 430 00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:06,500 - Wanna karaoke tomorrow? - Of course I'll go 431 00:39:06,535 --> 00:39:09,333 If I go, no one will take the mic away from me 432 00:39:13,417 --> 00:39:15,208 What song shall we sing? 433 00:39:15,917 --> 00:39:17,542 I learned a new song yesterday... 434 00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:20,666 - It's not from the 80's... - You're so outdated! 435 00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:27,333 He)' 436 00:39:29,875 --> 00:39:33,375 - Please... - No way! 437 00:39:34,042 --> 00:39:37,083 But it's boring if you go alone 438 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:41,166 It's not a normal karaoke. How am I supposed to bring you? 439 00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:43,673 I'm fine... 440 00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:47,041 It's mostly gonna be... singing and drinking a bit 441 00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:50,250 Take me with you... 442 00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:53,166 I better not 443 00:39:54,958 --> 00:39:58,749 I just want to help you guys with the rent 444 00:40:00,208 --> 00:40:03,791 Some clients are crazy when they're drunk 445 00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:07,541 What will you do if some guy grabs your chest? Hmm? 446 00:40:07,667 --> 00:40:09,500 Me? 447 00:40:09,542 --> 00:40:11,715 But if I do say so... 448 00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:13,791 - your tits are nice to grab - You're disgusting 449 00:40:13,792 --> 00:40:16,125 - You dare to fight back? - Come on... 450 00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:46,173 Hello, bosses! 451 00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:50,708 Girls, please leave for a moment, come back later 452 00:40:59,792 --> 00:41:02,583 What do you think, boss? 453 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000 For you 454 00:41:11,542 --> 00:41:14,083 - Please don't... - Don't what? 455 00:41:14,118 --> 00:41:15,958 Keep it 456 00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:20,625 Maybe you won't need it. But in case someone takes you home 457 00:41:21,167 --> 00:41:22,215 Keep it 458 00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:26,750 How about the "High School Twins"? Which one do you like more? 459 00:41:27,167 --> 00:41:31,125 Not bad, they're young enough but they seem a bit stiff 460 00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:37,125 They're brand new, so naturally they're a bit more reserved 461 00:41:38,167 --> 00:41:40,083 Do you really expect them to come over 462 00:41:40,118 --> 00:41:41,423 and spread their legs? 463 00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:43,666 Then you'd say I lied about them being high schoolers, right? 464 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:47,667 Just ignore him. I'll order two bottles of whiskey, okay? 465 00:41:47,702 --> 00:41:50,083 Alright then, I will call them back... 466 00:41:58,292 --> 00:41:59,958 Go 467 00:42:01,417 --> 00:42:03,833 I'm back... 468 00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:40,374 If you win over all of them tonight, I'll even hand you my commission 469 00:42:40,375 --> 00:42:43,375 Okay, I will work super, super hard! 470 00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:47,750 Hello everybody! 471 00:42:49,875 --> 00:42:52,416 Bee loves Hong Kong boys 472 00:42:52,417 --> 00:42:55,083 You guys are so nice. I really like you all! 473 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:10,500 What? Are you for real? Bullying a pregnant woman? 474 00:43:10,535 --> 00:43:14,041 Okay, fine. Bee, let's go 475 00:43:14,792 --> 00:43:17,208 Hurry UP! 476 00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:21,166 No way. You can't stop our cross-straight relations like that! 477 00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:23,416 Okay... 478 00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:36,666 You're bad... 479 00:43:48,917 --> 00:43:51,833 Hey guys, let's play "Finding Nipple"? 480 00:43:51,868 --> 00:43:54,715 Whoever bids the highest can suck on her 481 00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:57,541 Afterwards we can even do a threesome French kiss! 482 00:43:57,542 --> 00:44:00,333 So bid fast! 483 00:44:00,667 --> 00:44:03,007 Okay, me first 484 00:44:03,042 --> 00:44:05,125 - $1,000 here - $1000 485 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,208 - $1,500... - $1,500... 486 00:44:07,243 --> 00:44:08,624 $2,000.. 487 00:44:08,625 --> 00:44:11,249 $2,000... Yeah, deal! 488 00:44:11,284 --> 00:44:13,874 Thank you boss... 489 00:44:15,667 --> 00:44:18,000 Thank you! 490 00:44:22,417 --> 00:44:23,833 Let me do it! 491 00:44:24,125 --> 00:44:26,041 I want to play too 492 00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:28,083 I'll pay $3,000 493 00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:31,500 It's Brother Raymond. Yes, of course! 494 00:44:31,583 --> 00:44:33,749 - $3000 - Deal! 495 00:44:39,042 --> 00:44:40,167 Sorry! 496 00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:41,208 Hey! 497 00:44:45,292 --> 00:44:47,708 Let's get back to playing rock, paper, scissors 498 00:44:48,042 --> 00:44:50,208 You don't want my tummy to get upset, right? 499 00:44:50,250 --> 00:44:52,625 Help me get your friend out of here 500 00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:54,708 She acts like we forced her into it 501 00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:57,000 So sorry, Mama Rita 502 00:44:57,042 --> 00:45:00,417 I'll take her to wash her face, then everything will be fine 503 00:45:00,452 --> 00:45:02,083 I promise! 504 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:04,541 I'll take you home, okay? 505 00:45:08,917 --> 00:45:11,298 - Mama Rita - What? 506 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:13,874 Don't be angry. What if you upset your baby? 507 00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:16,333 The new ones always need training 508 00:45:17,625 --> 00:45:19,833 How about I take her with me tonight, okay? 509 00:45:19,868 --> 00:45:22,666 Okay, as you like 510 00:45:22,708 --> 00:45:25,874 You can't do her... I can take her place 511 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,916 I'm OK with it. Really I'm fine 512 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,833 - We should go - Okay, let's go 513 00:45:33,625 --> 00:45:35,750 - Leave her to me - Okay, bye 514 00:45:42,458 --> 00:45:44,874 - Are you okay? - I need to shit 515 00:45:55,375 --> 00:45:56,750 Thank you 516 00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:06,541 Sir, are two bottles okay? 517 00:46:07,792 --> 00:46:09,042 You decide 518 00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:18,125 Is it because of her big chest that men are so into her? 519 00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:27,458 Thank you 520 00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:30,500 Not always 521 00:46:31,542 --> 00:46:33,958 You need to realize who she looks like 522 00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:37,708 Aoi Sora 523 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:46,708 So that means... guys do look at girls' faces too? 524 00:46:46,792 --> 00:46:48,458 Of course we do 525 00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:51,083 Try changing her face to Shrek's 526 00:48:36,292 --> 00:48:39,708 Your omelet rice was made so elegantly 527 00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:41,208 This is exactly what we want from a maid 528 00:48:41,250 --> 00:48:44,333 Thank you Madame Glaze. I will work very hard! 529 00:48:44,583 --> 00:48:47,083 I have one last question for you 530 00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:49,375 What is most important while pouring tea? 531 00:49:12,458 --> 00:49:15,874 We welcome you to our family 532 00:49:16,167 --> 00:49:18,083 Thank you Madame Glaze 533 00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:23,250 "Let us find your charm" 534 00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:40,500 Where's Chloe? 535 00:49:43,917 --> 00:49:45,375 What's up? Looking for me? 536 00:49:46,042 --> 00:49:49,500 What? No, I'm just training Dumbo hiking 537 00:49:49,535 --> 00:49:52,833 Hiking? Show me 538 00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:04,166 - Is it that sunny? - What? 539 00:50:05,208 --> 00:50:07,833 My eyes can't stand bright light 540 00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:10,667 Just a tiny bit of sunlight and I'll be in tears 541 00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:14,041 Grandma said when I was really young 542 00:50:14,167 --> 00:50:15,173 less than one month old 543 00:50:15,208 --> 00:50:18,124 they already found that I was short-sighted 544 00:50:19,833 --> 00:50:22,333 - What? - How many fingers? 545 00:50:23,417 --> 00:50:25,375 None 546 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,208 Five of 'em! 547 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,750 Give me back 548 00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:32,458 - Give me back - I don't want to 549 00:50:33,083 --> 00:50:34,666 I hate you 550 00:50:41,792 --> 00:50:46,083 Am not playing with you anymore. I'm going home. 551 00:50:47,292 --> 00:50:49,417 - Bye bye - Bye 552 00:51:06,792 --> 00:51:09,375 No... I'm a little confused 553 00:51:09,542 --> 00:51:11,917 Your first time was really with your friend? 554 00:51:11,952 --> 00:51:14,542 I went to my friend's house 555 00:51:15,292 --> 00:51:18,000 but my friend's dad said it was getting late 556 00:51:18,035 --> 00:51:20,458 He insisted on driving me home 557 00:51:21,083 --> 00:51:23,833 then I did it with my friend's dad 558 00:51:24,375 --> 00:51:27,125 You discussed the deal beforehand though? 559 00:51:28,042 --> 00:51:32,542 After we did it, he insisted on giving me $5,000 560 00:51:32,708 --> 00:51:34,916 and told me not to tell his son 561 00:51:34,917 --> 00:51:37,132 Did you see you friend again after that? 562 00:51:37,167 --> 00:51:41,667 I did contact him, but he didn't seem to reply 563 00:51:43,458 --> 00:51:47,666 So I thought... maybe he knew I had sex with his dad 564 00:51:47,667 --> 00:51:50,333 A few years later, I bumped into him again 565 00:51:50,583 --> 00:51:53,874 and found out his dad told him that I'm a bad girl 566 00:51:53,958 --> 00:51:55,791 and told him not to hang out with me 567 00:51:55,792 --> 00:51:59,333 He even accused me of leaving cigarettes in his car 568 00:51:59,417 --> 00:52:01,083 How old were you? 569 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,749 - I was 14 - What? 570 00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:04,965 You already started smoking when you were 14? 571 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:09,125 Did you follow the story? She said she was wrongly accused 572 00:52:11,292 --> 00:52:13,250 How old was his dad? 573 00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:15,673 50 something, I think 574 00:52:15,708 --> 00:52:18,833 A 50 something fucking a teen? He's good! 575 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:23,625 But you're even better. She charged him $5,000 for her virginity 576 00:52:23,660 --> 00:52:27,708 But you? You didn't even blow him and got $3,000 577 00:52:27,958 --> 00:52:30,374 Maybe she blacked out 578 00:52:30,409 --> 00:52:32,791 and didn't remember it 579 00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:36,124 I'm done. Let's meet at the dam later 580 00:52:36,208 --> 00:52:37,374 See you 581 00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:43,750 Hey, are you okay? She was just joking 582 00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:48,625 It's not funny. And I wasn't drunk last night 583 00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:57,125 Where is Dumbo? 584 00:52:57,542 --> 00:52:59,750 Didn't you put him in the bag? 585 00:53:00,333 --> 00:53:02,083 Where did he go? 586 00:53:02,118 --> 00:53:03,374 Dumbo! 587 00:53:03,583 --> 00:53:05,249 Dumbo... 588 00:53:07,042 --> 00:53:08,083 Dumbo... 589 00:53:13,833 --> 00:53:17,333 Do you want some water? 590 00:53:17,667 --> 00:53:18,958 Dumbo... 591 00:53:23,875 --> 00:53:25,250 Dumbo! 592 00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:29,874 Thank you, Mr. Ho 593 00:53:29,958 --> 00:53:33,583 You scared me, naughty boy 594 00:53:36,417 --> 00:53:39,083 - Thank you! - He is so cute! 595 00:53:39,125 --> 00:53:41,104 - You found him? - Yes 596 00:53:41,139 --> 00:53:43,083 - Thank you and bye - Bye 597 00:53:49,542 --> 00:53:51,000 Who's he? 598 00:53:51,250 --> 00:53:54,875 Mr. Ho is very nice. He always says Dumbo is cute! 599 00:53:54,917 --> 00:53:57,875 The dog is cute or you are cute? 600 00:53:57,917 --> 00:54:01,917 Be careful, old men can still get it on with teenagers 601 00:54:01,958 --> 00:54:03,374 You're silly 602 00:54:03,750 --> 00:54:06,458 Come on, don't accuse him 603 00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:09,958 He really is very nice. He treats me like his goddaughter 604 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,041 So what? 605 00:54:11,083 --> 00:54:13,458 Once men get a hard on, they'll fuck anything that walks 606 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:17,625 - Right, Dumbo? - Whatever 607 00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:25,541 You're still in school, why do you hang out with these people? 608 00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:35,833 That crazy Chloe has tattoos all over her 609 00:54:36,250 --> 00:54:39,958 Why are you friends with her? 610 00:54:40,667 --> 00:54:43,042 Then you must have tattoos too! 611 00:54:43,292 --> 00:54:44,423 Let me see! 612 00:54:44,458 --> 00:54:47,874 You make me so mad! 613 00:54:47,875 --> 00:54:50,583 Don't move! Come over 614 00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:53,333 Why are you afraid if you don't have any? 615 00:54:53,375 --> 00:54:54,916 Look at me! 616 00:54:57,583 --> 00:55:01,333 My sister is always right! And I'm always wrong! 617 00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:04,666 Turn around! 618 00:55:11,417 --> 00:55:15,333 Have you seen enough? Told you already that I don't have any! 619 00:55:15,542 --> 00:55:19,375 You only believe my sister, you think she's always right 620 00:55:19,417 --> 00:55:21,250 and whatever I do is wrong 621 00:55:21,285 --> 00:55:23,083 You're always like this 622 00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:56,250 - Hey, what are you doing? - Just looking... 623 00:55:56,292 --> 00:55:58,173 - Found it? - No 624 00:55:58,208 --> 00:55:59,916 What are you looking for? 625 00:55:59,917 --> 00:56:01,417 Dropped something inside 626 00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:05,458 Help... a vampire. It hurts! 627 00:56:15,083 --> 00:56:16,166 What did you eat? 628 00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:18,166 - Onions? - Yes 629 00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:19,458 Onions...? 630 00:57:46,417 --> 00:57:48,625 Towels are over there 631 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:53,083 After bathing, just close the door then go to sleep 632 00:57:53,667 --> 00:57:55,208 I gotta 90, bye... 633 00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:59,750 Don't go Uncle Ray, stay with me for a bit 634 00:58:01,125 --> 00:58:03,833 I've already been with you all night 635 00:58:04,542 --> 00:58:08,583 watching someone cry while eating fried chicken 636 00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:17,000 You can't go! Is it because virgins are no fun? 637 00:58:18,042 --> 00:58:20,708 It's not that... 638 00:58:21,875 --> 00:58:25,458 I don't want you to think I'm taking advantage of you 639 00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:30,250 Then you can be my mentor, I want to learn 640 00:58:38,917 --> 00:58:42,083 I'll pay you for the whole month. Just tell me how much 641 00:58:42,118 --> 00:58:43,541 Then“. 642 00:58:43,875 --> 00:58:45,541 $15,000'? 643 00:58:45,792 --> 00:58:48,208 It may sound expensive 644 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:51,166 but if you teach me once per day 645 00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:55,042 then it's just $500 each time. Very reasonable, no? 646 00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:58,083 You're such a hard sell 647 00:59:34,667 --> 00:59:37,875 Are you okay? Does it hurt? 648 01:00:35,167 --> 01:00:39,417 - Hey - Fuck... Fuck off... 649 01:00:42,208 --> 01:00:44,374 So mean... Having your period again? 650 01:00:47,417 --> 01:00:48,583 What's up? 651 01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:51,208 Leave her alone 652 01:00:53,667 --> 01:00:55,542 How about you go ahead? 653 01:00:58,250 --> 01:01:01,000 - I'm going - Bye 654 01:01:03,917 --> 01:01:06,167 You guys hid it pretty well 655 01:01:06,208 --> 01:01:09,041 He never said that he was after you 656 01:01:09,542 --> 01:01:11,042 That's true 657 01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:13,166 because it was me who was after him 658 01:01:15,042 --> 01:01:18,875 Hey, don't tell Tracy 659 01:01:20,208 --> 01:01:23,416 I know, otherwise she's gonna kill us 660 01:01:24,417 --> 01:01:27,292 Is Andrew fine with you... 661 01:01:29,458 --> 01:01:31,374 doing your part-time job? 662 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:35,083 We're just dating, I don't need his permission on everything 663 01:01:35,417 --> 01:01:37,542 You be careful then 664 01:01:45,208 --> 01:01:48,041 Dad is returning tonight, I'm not going to come over 665 01:01:48,292 --> 01:01:49,458 Okay 666 01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:51,291 Chloe 667 01:01:59,375 --> 01:02:00,583 Bye 668 01:02:03,708 --> 01:02:04,666 Bye 669 01:02:10,083 --> 01:02:12,624 What's up? Bullied by other "slaves"? 670 01:02:12,625 --> 01:02:15,125 I told you a million times that we are maids 671 01:02:15,167 --> 01:02:18,090 They must be bullying you because of your big tits 672 01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:22,166 Watch a few episodes of Downtown Abbey then bully them back 673 01:02:22,292 --> 01:02:25,833 Madame is so nice, she even teaches us how to bake apple cake 674 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:29,041 Then... why didn't you pick up my call last night? 675 01:02:30,375 --> 01:02:34,875 - Raymond was there - So then you can't pick up? 676 01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:38,833 I was busy cooking and tidying up the house... 677 01:02:38,875 --> 01:02:41,083 and getting poked by him! 678 01:02:41,667 --> 01:02:46,167 That's true, it's $15,000, you should work hard 679 01:02:46,417 --> 01:02:49,833 But it fits you well. You're working as a maid anyways 680 01:02:49,875 --> 01:02:54,291 You won't be happy if you're not cleaning or getting reamed 681 01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:59,750 What's up? Did he bully you? 682 01:03:00,958 --> 01:03:03,999 He really bullied you? Let me beat the shit out of him! 683 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,708 I'll go to his place and pour shit on his door 684 01:03:09,125 --> 01:03:13,625 Don't be sad, it's okay, you have my back 685 01:03:14,875 --> 01:03:18,750 I saw Andrew and Prickly Cunt kissing 686 01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:16,500 You're quite a fast learner 687 01:04:17,167 --> 01:04:21,667 I learned it from my friend 688 01:04:22,708 --> 01:04:26,333 Who? The one from the karaoke? 689 01:04:27,708 --> 01:04:31,458 Don't bully me, otherwise she will come after you! 690 01:04:33,042 --> 01:04:36,708 Bite me? How dare you 691 01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:40,874 Does it hurt? 692 01:04:41,083 --> 01:04:42,833 How dare you bit me? 693 01:05:14,583 --> 01:05:18,541 Hey... Why don't you work less? 694 01:05:18,542 --> 01:05:21,000 Since you're in a relationship 695 01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:24,874 You're crazy... Work less? 696 01:05:26,208 --> 01:05:30,708 Who'll pay my rent? I heard the rent will go up next month 697 01:05:31,958 --> 01:05:36,458 Plus I still really, really, really want to go to Paris 698 01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:42,833 I can ask my dad to get me a new notebook, that's a few thousands 699 01:05:44,625 --> 01:05:48,583 But I don't get it. Why Paris? 700 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:53,041 That's because... 701 01:05:53,167 --> 01:05:56,625 I should have been born Parisian, not Malaysian 702 01:05:56,660 --> 01:05:58,291 That's fucking funny 703 01:05:58,708 --> 01:06:02,624 Your mom had a French guy but chose your dad? 704 01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:10,416 No no, actually it's very funny... 705 01:06:10,917 --> 01:06:15,417 Before they married, my dad was offered a job as a cook in Paris 706 01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:20,874 But my grandma said, if he went to Paris 707 01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:23,250 then he couldn't marry her daughter 708 01:06:23,542 --> 01:06:28,042 I should have been born in Paris, instead of being a Malaysian 709 01:06:29,417 --> 01:06:33,000 Malaysian girls aren't bad. See? So white and smooth 710 01:06:33,035 --> 01:06:36,500 I'll make you even whiter 711 01:07:17,292 --> 01:07:18,833 "Why don't you let me join?" 712 01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:20,541 "What's going on?" 713 01:07:20,542 --> 01:07:22,354 "Huh?" 714 01:07:22,389 --> 01:07:24,166 "WOW... " 715 01:07:33,625 --> 01:07:34,958 Lo Chi-sing, you fucking asshole! 716 01:07:36,708 --> 01:07:39,583 Did you eat shit or go fucking crazy? 717 01:07:39,917 --> 01:07:42,000 Delete that fucking clip now! 718 01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:43,583 It's not your business? 719 01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:45,625 Why did you send it out then? 720 01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:47,916 Go to hell! Fuck you! 721 01:07:51,708 --> 01:07:53,916 A lighter... 722 01:07:54,333 --> 01:07:56,666 Want to have some chewing gum? 723 01:07:58,042 --> 01:08:00,125 I'd like to have one 724 01:08:01,125 --> 01:08:02,541 How about some money? 725 01:08:03,167 --> 01:08:05,417 - I've seen it - Hey, what is this? 726 01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:09,874 You don't know? It goes in like this... 727 01:08:10,625 --> 01:08:12,583 And you still touched it? 728 01:08:12,833 --> 01:08:15,374 It's for you! 729 01:08:17,250 --> 01:08:19,833 Prickly Cunt... 730 01:08:20,792 --> 01:08:23,750 Do you need help? 731 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,166 Nobody wants to help you 732 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,541 Let's go back to class 733 01:08:46,125 --> 01:08:48,208 Stop, Tracy! 734 01:08:50,208 --> 01:08:51,916 Stop right there! Are you deaf? 735 01:08:51,917 --> 01:08:53,875 They broke up, are you happy now? 736 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,416 It's none of my business 737 01:08:55,417 --> 01:08:57,583 When did you become such a bitch? 738 01:08:58,083 --> 01:09:00,958 She was in a relationship but was fucking her boyfriend's buddies 739 01:09:00,993 --> 01:09:02,374 That's what you call a bitch 740 01:09:02,417 --> 01:09:04,417 So you had to expose her? 741 01:09:05,292 --> 01:09:07,250 If she wasn't selling herself, there would be nothing to expose 742 01:09:07,285 --> 01:09:08,291 So she's a whore 743 01:09:08,333 --> 01:09:10,874 But you're paid for the whole month, what's the difference? 744 01:09:10,958 --> 01:09:13,999 We agreed to pay the rent together, have you ever paid a cent? 745 01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:16,124 How can you even look at her? 746 01:09:16,167 --> 01:09:19,208 But how can she look at me? And how can you look at me? 747 01:09:19,292 --> 01:09:21,208 Oh sorry, yes she's your lover 748 01:09:21,243 --> 01:09:22,749 Say that again? 749 01:09:23,917 --> 01:09:26,833 It's a waste of time talking to you. I'm nothing to you now 750 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:31,500 You get all wet talking to her and don't remember me as a friend 751 01:09:31,833 --> 01:09:33,958 You knew I like Andrew 752 01:09:34,042 --> 01:09:38,083 She stole him away, yet you still fucking back her up 753 01:09:39,667 --> 01:09:41,625 ...or you knew it all along? 754 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,166 Chloe, let me tell you 755 01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:54,416 It's not only men who will fuck anything that walks! 756 01:10:08,417 --> 01:10:09,875 Little Tracy 757 01:10:11,292 --> 01:10:13,208 Why didn't you lock the door? 758 01:10:18,042 --> 01:10:19,458 Little Tracy? 759 01:10:46,792 --> 01:10:48,333 Uncle Ray 760 01:10:48,458 --> 01:10:51,708 Sorry, actually... 761 01:10:51,750 --> 01:10:54,750 I couldn't even be a good part-time girlfriend 762 01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:58,999 I counted the money but only have this much left 763 01:11:00,417 --> 01:11:02,583 because I bought groceries 764 01:11:02,667 --> 01:11:07,167 Also, there are some chicken wings in the fridge 765 01:11:07,958 --> 01:11:10,374 It should be enough for a few days 766 01:11:10,542 --> 01:11:11,792 BYE bye 767 01:11:11,833 --> 01:11:13,291 Little Tracy 768 01:11:44,333 --> 01:11:45,624 Robbery! 769 01:11:53,583 --> 01:11:55,999 You... Are you free tonight? 770 01:11:59,875 --> 01:12:01,458 Why? 771 01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:04,666 Are you free? 772 01:12:10,875 --> 01:12:12,583 Where are we going? 773 01:12:14,667 --> 01:12:17,458 So are you free? 774 01:12:20,958 --> 01:12:22,791 Yes 775 01:13:12,042 --> 01:13:14,042 The key is over there 776 01:13:14,083 --> 01:13:16,124 Let's go. Come with mommy 777 01:13:16,667 --> 01:13:18,125 Where are you going? 778 01:13:18,333 --> 01:13:20,708 To your sugar daddy? Or go sleep in the park? 779 01:13:21,917 --> 01:13:25,208 Sell Dumbo to me, you don't want him anyway 780 01:13:25,292 --> 01:13:27,375 Get away from me! 781 01:13:27,958 --> 01:13:29,791 What do you want, Prickly Cunt? 782 01:13:30,125 --> 01:13:31,666 Why do you like stealing so much? 783 01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:33,499 You stole Chloe and Andrew from me 784 01:13:33,542 --> 01:13:36,875 and now you want Dumbo too? Crazy bitch... 785 01:13:36,958 --> 01:13:40,416 You think everything can be sold like your cunt? 786 01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:42,125 I'm through with you 787 01:13:43,208 --> 01:13:45,999 Don't put him inside, he'll get scared 788 01:13:46,125 --> 01:13:47,708 He won't go with you! 789 01:13:47,750 --> 01:13:49,458 Dumbo is mine. Back off! 790 01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:52,125 - Leave the dog! - Dumbo is mine! 791 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,458 Dumbo is not yours 792 01:13:55,542 --> 01:13:58,333 Did you ever wash him? Or pay for him? 793 01:13:58,368 --> 01:14:00,791 Tell me, have you? Give him back 794 01:14:01,042 --> 01:14:02,833 Leave! 795 01:14:25,333 --> 01:14:28,583 - Do you have paper towels? - Wait a second 796 01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:35,916 Put it inside 797 01:14:44,625 --> 01:14:46,875 There are writings here. Did you write it? 798 01:14:46,910 --> 01:14:48,208 In your dreams 799 01:14:48,583 --> 01:14:51,208 Two buttocks. There are four? 800 01:14:56,333 --> 01:14:59,374 "Are testicles really round?" 801 01:14:59,375 --> 01:15:00,583 Is it true? 802 01:15:00,625 --> 01:15:02,500 - What? - Come here 803 01:15:02,833 --> 01:15:04,333 I don't know, do you wanna check? 804 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:07,041 Ewww, You're gross! 805 01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:10,874 - Have a look - Don't touch me... 806 01:15:11,458 --> 01:15:12,958 Stop please... 807 01:15:27,167 --> 01:15:28,500 Actually 808 01:15:31,542 --> 01:15:33,667 I really like you 809 01:15:35,792 --> 01:15:37,208 Me too 810 01:15:42,208 --> 01:15:44,499 Do you think I'm too short? 811 01:15:45,917 --> 01:15:47,542 I don't 812 01:16:58,083 --> 01:16:59,874 What are you doing? 813 01:17:06,792 --> 01:17:08,792 What do you mean? 814 01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:15,916 What's so good about her? 815 01:17:16,250 --> 01:17:19,000 The whole class says that you're a cuckold 816 01:17:19,083 --> 01:17:21,416 What does she have that I don't? 817 01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:27,541 My family is sending me to London to study 818 01:17:27,583 --> 01:17:29,541 I'm leaving at the end of August 819 01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:34,333 That's why I asked you out to confess to you again 820 01:17:37,708 --> 01:17:39,791 But no need now 821 01:17:40,833 --> 01:17:42,874 Why? 822 01:17:43,833 --> 01:17:47,083 You seem so skilled, why don't you know if testicles are round? 823 01:17:48,292 --> 01:17:49,792 You should know better than me 824 01:17:53,417 --> 01:17:55,667 What are you talking about? 825 01:17:57,625 --> 01:17:59,416 Just forget it 826 01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:02,666 When I confessed to you last time, you turned me down 827 01:18:02,875 --> 01:18:05,750 I should give up. I don't even know how many guys you've had 828 01:18:05,785 --> 01:18:09,333 When did I turn you down? I only like you 829 01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:13,375 Stop pretending 830 01:18:45,042 --> 01:18:49,542 "Chloe: What are you doing?" 831 01:19:03,875 --> 01:19:06,666 I'm here. Where are you? 832 01:19:15,208 --> 01:19:17,166 - What are you up to? - You tell me 833 01:19:17,333 --> 01:19:18,541 How would I fucking know? 834 01:19:19,792 --> 01:19:21,000 Now you get it? 835 01:19:26,792 --> 01:19:28,125 I sent it by accident 836 01:19:32,750 --> 01:19:34,166 Every photo is sent by accident? 837 01:19:37,667 --> 01:19:39,875 You really think I'm that stupid? 838 01:19:41,583 --> 01:19:44,166 You've always bullied me 839 01:19:45,625 --> 01:19:48,958 When I was young, you called me a slut when I wear pink 840 01:19:50,375 --> 01:19:53,791 You said I only have big tits, so guys just want to fuck me 841 01:19:54,500 --> 01:19:56,375 They would never want to date me 842 01:20:01,292 --> 01:20:03,375 I won't hold these things against you 843 01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:08,416 But why do you like Andrew? Why did you try to date him? 844 01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:15,083 Andrew doesn't belong to you. I fell for him first! 845 01:20:16,667 --> 01:20:20,083 Hey you promised to help me. Which one does Tracy like more? 846 01:20:20,542 --> 01:20:23,465 It doesn't matter, either one 847 01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:26,416 But what if she says no? You'll be so embarrassed 848 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,875 But I still have to try 849 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,416 How about this... 850 01:20:31,417 --> 01:20:32,917 I'll give the necklace to her 851 01:20:33,208 --> 01:20:36,291 If she wears it, that means she accepts to be your girlfriend 852 01:20:36,292 --> 01:20:38,465 If not, then nothing happened 853 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:41,250 No need to be upfront about it and risk public shaming 854 01:20:41,285 --> 01:20:44,166 My brother, I'm counting on you then! 855 01:20:53,750 --> 01:20:56,041 You know I like him 856 01:20:57,208 --> 01:21:01,708 You were my best friend. Why? 857 01:21:04,917 --> 01:21:07,208 And how did you treat me all this time? 858 01:21:09,708 --> 01:21:12,874 Did you ever ask me which guy I like? 859 01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:17,208 Did you ever ask if I like watching basketball? 860 01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:23,000 Every day, you only care about what Andrew is doing 861 01:21:29,792 --> 01:21:31,458 If you hate me that much 862 01:21:32,542 --> 01:21:33,958 then let's go our separate ways 863 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,333 For real? 864 01:21:40,667 --> 01:21:42,042 I'm okay with it 865 01:22:07,792 --> 01:22:09,042 Hello Mr. Cheung 866 01:22:09,250 --> 01:22:10,083 Hi 867 01:22:11,333 --> 01:22:15,041 I think that... I won't be able to pay my rent 868 01:22:15,042 --> 01:22:16,667 Sorry 869 01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:19,249 Huh? What are you talking about? 870 01:22:19,458 --> 01:22:21,374 But you just paid the rent for the next two years 871 01:22:21,625 --> 01:22:22,833 Huh? 872 01:22:23,083 --> 01:22:24,374 So what do you mean? 873 01:22:26,417 --> 01:22:30,917 Oh. Nothing then, thank you 874 01:22:31,083 --> 01:22:32,249 Alright 875 01:22:55,250 --> 01:22:57,125 - Hi - Hi 876 01:22:57,333 --> 01:22:58,791 Daddy 877 01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:03,750 Whenever you're not happy in Hong Kong, come see me in Bangkok 878 01:23:03,917 --> 01:23:05,840 I will be back for your birthday 879 01:23:05,875 --> 01:23:09,291 Do you want to go to Disneyland or Ocean Park? 880 01:23:10,417 --> 01:23:12,083 Actually can we... 881 01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:15,249 do both? 882 01:23:15,333 --> 01:23:17,208 You can make the decision then 883 01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:23,750 Daddy 884 01:23:25,542 --> 01:23:27,250 I will come visit you 885 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,000 Dumbo... 886 01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:46,250 Dumbo 887 01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:48,833 Dumbo 888 01:23:50,542 --> 01:23:51,792 Dumbo 889 01:23:54,333 --> 01:23:55,333 Dumbo 890 01:23:57,875 --> 01:23:59,416 Dumbo... 891 01:24:00,458 --> 01:24:01,666 Dumbo... 892 01:24:19,792 --> 01:24:22,792 Dumbo... Where does he usually run off to? 893 01:24:22,875 --> 01:24:25,166 How would I know? Ask your girlfriend! 894 01:24:25,167 --> 01:24:26,125 No... 895 01:24:27,333 --> 01:24:28,666 He's missing 896 01:24:29,750 --> 01:24:32,291 Dumbo is missing 897 01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:34,958 - What? - Let's go 898 01:24:37,417 --> 01:24:38,917 Dumbo! 899 01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:41,333 Dumbo... 900 01:24:41,667 --> 01:24:43,750 Don't scare me 901 01:24:54,667 --> 01:24:59,167 Someone's been harassing Dumbo, otherwise why did he leave? 902 01:25:08,042 --> 01:25:09,042 Dumbo! 903 01:25:10,125 --> 01:25:11,125 Dumbo! 904 01:25:11,667 --> 01:25:12,708 Dumbo... 905 01:25:14,792 --> 01:25:15,792 Hello 906 01:25:16,042 --> 01:25:18,167 - You've found him? - Not yet, you? 907 01:25:18,583 --> 01:25:20,166 Me neither 908 01:25:20,583 --> 01:25:22,916 Let's go back to where he got lost 909 01:25:23,167 --> 01:25:24,375 Okay, We 910 01:25:24,917 --> 01:25:26,000 Let's 911 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,000 He)' 912 01:25:41,167 --> 01:25:42,958 Now what? 913 01:26:03,792 --> 01:26:05,750 Uncle, I want to buy something... 914 01:26:06,542 --> 01:26:08,500 We're closed today 915 01:26:29,542 --> 01:26:34,042 Maybe he's dead? His shoes are so slippery... 916 01:26:37,208 --> 01:26:38,666 Sorry 917 01:26:38,792 --> 01:26:43,292 I... I didn't want to lose him, believe me 918 01:26:44,292 --> 01:26:47,708 When I was young I had a dog named Mer Mer 919 01:26:47,917 --> 01:26:51,500 He only lived for six months... 920 01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:55,083 Maybe everything I raise end up dying? 921 01:26:59,083 --> 01:27:02,333 I didn't mean to take away Dumbo... 922 01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:09,250 I just don't want him to be like me, abandoned and left alone 923 01:27:10,917 --> 01:27:13,625 If no one wants to love him, then I will 924 01:27:14,458 --> 01:27:18,958 So many people care about you, why do you complain all the time? 925 01:27:20,958 --> 01:27:23,999 I want someone to care for me too 926 01:27:29,375 --> 01:27:32,375 Let's go! Dumbo is still alive 927 01:27:32,542 --> 01:27:34,042 Let's go... 928 01:27:58,208 --> 01:28:00,416 Hey, are you okay? 929 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:02,583 Are you not feeling well? 930 01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:05,090 Take it easy 931 01:28:05,125 --> 01:28:08,250 Do you want a drink? Don't cry... 932 01:28:08,375 --> 01:28:09,375 Let's 933 01:28:10,667 --> 01:28:12,875 Hey! What are you guys doing? 934 01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:15,708 Come back! Hey! 935 01:29:54,417 --> 01:29:56,083 It caught fire... 936 01:29:56,500 --> 01:29:58,333 Be careful 937 01:30:02,375 --> 01:30:06,500 Do you think... I can still eat it? 938 01:30:07,792 --> 01:30:10,667 - It's delicious! - Really? 939 01:30:16,833 --> 01:30:20,333 I want to tell someone that 940 01:30:21,875 --> 01:30:26,375 the reason why I broke up with Andrew was because of her 941 01:30:29,625 --> 01:30:32,916 Someone also fell for him, right? 942 01:30:36,375 --> 01:30:37,833 Are you a fortune teller? 943 01:30:38,167 --> 01:30:40,792 You can read people's minds? 944 01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:47,250 The more this someone cares, the more she yells at them 945 01:30:50,125 --> 01:30:53,458 It's the same with Tracy, no? 946 01:30:56,792 --> 01:31:01,292 Are you trying to say that I don't care about you? 947 01:31:03,667 --> 01:31:05,292 Do you know... 948 01:31:07,042 --> 01:31:10,000 that when I have sex with men 949 01:31:10,625 --> 01:31:13,458 I always prefer doggy style 950 01:31:14,708 --> 01:31:16,874 You know why? 951 01:31:20,083 --> 01:31:23,333 Because I don't want them to see my face 952 01:31:24,583 --> 01:31:26,708 nor do I want t give them my reaction 953 01:31:26,792 --> 01:31:31,292 That night when Andrew was kissing me at home 954 01:31:33,875 --> 01:31:35,166 I was thinking... 955 01:31:36,375 --> 01:31:40,875 What was the best sex I've ever had? 956 01:31:45,208 --> 01:31:49,583 It was when... you held your phone up 957 01:31:49,625 --> 01:31:51,666 to find my tampon 958 01:31:56,708 --> 01:32:01,208 I never tried it with a girl. I don't know if it's okay 959 01:32:02,667 --> 01:32:04,667 I've never tried it either 960 01:32:07,708 --> 01:32:12,208 Then if we were together, would you face away from me? 961 01:32:17,125 --> 01:32:19,041 If I face you, then what? 962 01:32:20,458 --> 01:32:22,666 I'm getting goosebumps... 963 01:32:28,875 --> 01:32:30,958 - Here? - Yes 964 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,041 This is nature's toilet 965 01:32:35,750 --> 01:32:37,916 - Hold it - Go ahead 966 01:32:44,875 --> 01:32:46,791 Watch the fireworks... 967 01:32:48,042 --> 01:32:49,292 You're having your period? 968 01:32:51,042 --> 01:32:52,167 Why? 969 01:32:52,583 --> 01:32:55,958 I was late, so mine also just started today! 970 01:32:57,167 --> 01:32:59,833 - What a coincidence - Really? 971 01:33:00,542 --> 01:33:02,542 That's pee, you asshole 972 01:33:08,958 --> 01:33:11,499 What? I want a kiss too! 973 01:33:12,042 --> 01:33:14,625 You two play rock, paper, scissors 974 01:33:14,750 --> 01:33:16,666 The winner gets a kiss, 975 01:33:16,701 --> 01:33:18,583 the loser needs to... strip! 976 01:33:18,625 --> 01:33:19,416 Okay 977 01:33:19,750 --> 01:33:21,458 Rock, paper, scissors... 978 01:33:22,667 --> 01:33:25,882 - Take it off, take it off... - I hate you! 979 01:33:25,917 --> 01:33:29,333 From now on, we're no longer the "Lam Tsuen River Twins" 980 01:33:29,667 --> 01:33:32,458 We are the "Lam Tsuen River Trio S.H.E."! 981 01:33:34,083 --> 01:33:37,249 We're not born on the same day, month, or year 982 01:33:37,333 --> 01:33:40,708 But today, we share our periods together! Blood sisters! 983 01:33:40,743 --> 01:33:43,749 Forever 18! 984 01:33:43,875 --> 01:33:46,958 When I was little, my sister told me 985 01:33:47,542 --> 01:33:52,042 once a girl sleeps with a boy, she will then become a woman 986 01:33:53,458 --> 01:33:56,333 But categorizing it this way is so naive 987 01:33:57,542 --> 01:33:59,750 What really makes you a grown up 988 01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:01,791 is when you find out for the first time 989 01:34:01,792 --> 01:34:05,167 that your best friend thinks you are a cunt 990 01:34:06,292 --> 01:34:08,458 And you know very well that 991 01:34:08,500 --> 01:34:11,916 actually, she's right 992 01:34:12,333 --> 01:34:14,708 When you no longer need to explain 993 01:34:14,750 --> 01:34:16,715 and learn to accept yourself 994 01:34:16,750 --> 01:34:20,250 sometimes when you really are a cunt 995 01:34:20,285 --> 01:34:23,750 it's that moment that makes you a woman 996 01:34:25,958 --> 01:34:28,666 I always think of the fireworks that night 997 01:34:28,792 --> 01:34:32,708 It took me years to realize that 998 01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:36,062 that summer holiday, everything was like... 999 01:34:36,097 --> 01:34:39,208 trying to put melted ice cream into the freezer 1000 01:34:39,875 --> 01:34:42,000 Although it looks the same 1001 01:34:42,042 --> 01:34:45,292 but the taste will never be the same 1002 01:34:50,458 --> 01:34:53,062 Associate Director Dickson Leung 1003 01:34:53,097 --> 01:34:55,666 Associate Producer Kenny Chan 1004 01:34:55,667 --> 01:34:57,917 Administrative Producer Cheng Mei Lam Florence Poon Tang Wai But 1005 01:34:57,958 --> 01:35:01,916 Visual Effects Supervisor Bart Wong Sound Designer Tu Duu-Chih 1006 01:35:01,958 --> 01:35:05,416 Gregory Wong Tse Sit Chun 1007 01:35:05,458 --> 01:35:09,416 Dada Chan Susan Shaw Jacky Cai Sola Aoi 1008 01:35:09,458 --> 01:35:13,416 Lo Wai Kwong Derek Tsang Isabel Chan Chui Tien You 1009 01:35:13,458 --> 01:35:17,333 Subyub Lee Harriet Yeung Chan Imp Kuo Yi Ling 71991

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