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(dramatic music)
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(crowd chanting)
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- This morning, in judge
Miriam Howard's court house,
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very bizarre civil right case will unfold.
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A very successful and
educated financial investors,
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otherwise seemingly normal man,
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wants to challenge county's
rules, on marrying his pet dog.
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As you can see the protests,
this civil right case
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has become a controversial stoop.
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Whatever happens, we will see one thing
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we would never thought
we would be able to see.
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Both straight and gay
marriage activists have United
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against (indistinct)
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- Randy please marry me
instead of Koko, please.
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- A young women is even
out here proposing.
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We will see what judge Howard thinks
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about this strange case.
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- [Officer Rice] All rise.
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Court is now in session.
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The honorable Miriam Howard presiding.
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- Thank you officer Rice.
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Good morning everyone.
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- [Audience] Good morning.
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- Today we will hear
arguments in a civil rights
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violation case filed by
plaintiff Randy Bobbs,
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against the County regarding its arcane
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and narrowly minded restrictions
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on the definition of marriage.
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Mr. Bobbs wants to marry his dog.
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Now this one is gonna
take some explaining.
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Are you the counsel for Mr. Bobbs,
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attorney Michael Curtison?
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- Yes, your honor.
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Good morning
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- Mr. Curtison, I'm surely hoping that,
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this isn't some kind of publicity stunt.
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Have you seen the mob out there?
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Don't make a mockery of my courtroom.
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- No, not at all your honor.
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This is my client's life at stake here.
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I'll explain how my
client, Mr. Randy Bobbs
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has lost so much in his
life, and should be allowed
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to marry his true love Koko.
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In fact your honor,
before filing this case,
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Randy tried to get married at
a church, but he was denied.
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- Marriage is the ultimate commitment
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between two living souls.
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Do you know what it means to get married?
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Do you know what it means
to get married in a church?
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It's so much more than two
people falling in love.
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It's a decision made
before God and the church.
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The two are brought together
for God's Providence
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and for God's purpose.
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(door squeaking)
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Randy, so good to see you.
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- You too.
- I'm glad you came in.
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And you brought your dog,
what a beautiful animal.
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Oh my God, I love animals.
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How long have you had her?
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- We've been together for
a little over six months
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but I knew she was the
one, the moment I met her.
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- I'm a little confused.
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Weren't we supposed to meet your fiance?
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- She's here, I want to marry Koko.
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- Excuse me.
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- It's like what you said on the sermon.
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The love I have with
her, I wanna celebrate
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the highest honor by marriage.
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She's loyal to me and she's
faithful to me as I am to her.
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That's why I want to marry Koko.
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- You didn't hear a word of my sermon.
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You didn't understand a word of my sermon.
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- No, sir, I did, I completely did.
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And I wanna honor the
relationship I have with Koko
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through marriage.
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- You don't marry a dog, it's an animal.
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Human beings don't marry animals.
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Where are you getting this?
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- She's more than just an animal though.
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She's she's my soulmate.
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- No soulmate, that's an animal.
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You gotta get outta
here, you have to leave.
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You're wasting my time.
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I don't have time for this.
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- But sir...
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- Look, please, please.
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(soft music)
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- Come on, Koko.
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- And Mr. Curtison, just,
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how did you come about
representing Mr. Bobbs
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in this nobel course?
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- Mr. Bobbs and I were college roommates,
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during our undergrad years,
we've remained close ever since.
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Seen each other through
life's ups and downs.
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Randy Bobbs is a normal guy,
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but it's important to know
what he has gone through.
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I met Randy on the first day of college.
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He was moving his boxes,
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my parents were moving my boxes,
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we were roommates.
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(door knocking)
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- Oh, hi.
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- I'm your new roommate.
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Oh, hi, I'm Randy Bobbs.
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- Michael Dwayne Curtison,
but I go by Mike.
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- I was just gonna take this downstairs,
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do you need it for yourself or?
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- Oh, no thanks.
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I wanted to do it myself but,
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my dad insist on hiring movers.
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- Okay, well.
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What side did you want?
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Cause I I'm good with either.
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- Wait.
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We can flip a coin.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Cool?
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- Wait, what?
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- (laughs) Just testing to see
if you're paying attention.
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- Okay. I'll call it in then.
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Tails.
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- Your choice.
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- So do you always use a
coin to make decisions or?
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- It's my lucky coin.
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- Okay. And I'll take this side.
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- Done.
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Wanna go grab a pizza?
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- Yeah, yeah, let's go for some food.
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Oh Mike, this is Ralph.
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This is my roommate, Mike.
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- Hi Mr. Ralph, I gotta use the restroom.
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So I'll meet you down in 15?
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- Sure, see you there.
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All right.
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- If your parents were here
to see you off to college.
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Wow, they would be so proud
of the man you've become.
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- I'm here because of you, Ralph.
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And now is probably the
time to say, thank you.
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- Well, that's everything,
have a good semester.
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Don't forget, you have a very
busy week in front of you.
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- Yeah, I'm excited about
starting work on campus,
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you know, between the
job and the scholarship,
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I won't have to use any of
the funds my parents left me.
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- Sounds like you've became
a bonafide financial advisor.
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Okay. Don't let me keep you.
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Touch base anytime, anything, you know.
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- Thank you.
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- Been a pleasure, have fun tonight.
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- I will.
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(upbeat music)
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♪ I have started to regret ♪
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♪ Every dollar that I have spent ♪
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- I like this place, it looks nice.
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- The lighting.
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- I think this is our waitress.
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- Hey there, Mike, Randy.
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I'm Shauna.
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- Wow, you daunt moment there.
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- You know that actually happens a lot.
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What can I get you guys to drink?
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- Two light beers, please?
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- What?
You're ordering beer?
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- Just testing you.
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Two coke Shauna.
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- Coke it is.
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The student's special today is a large
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two tropical pizza for 5.99.
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- How about pepperoni and mushroom?
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- Wait, that was gonna be my suggestion.
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Maybe they pair us up
based on common interests.
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I don't remember pizza question though.
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(Randy chuckles)
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- I will be back with
your coke guys, okay?
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- So Mike, let's start with the basics.
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What's your major?
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- I was a math nerd in high school
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but I did kick ass on the debate team.
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My father is a lawyer and
his father was a lawyer
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and so forth.
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I'm free law, it's in my genetics,
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then it's off to law school.
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I might go on with my dad's firm but,
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he does a lot of business
law and corporate stuff.
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Not like the stuff you see on TV.
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I wanna get out there and
fight for the little guy.
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You know what I mean?
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So what's your story?
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- I'm a business finance major.
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- You don't talk much, do you Bobbs?
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- I say what I need.
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I'm sorry, it's just been
really hard for me to open up,
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ever since my parents passed away.
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- Wow, when did that happen?
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- I was eight years old.
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My whole family, my
parents, my sister, my dog,
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they all died in a
pretty bad car accident.
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- I'm sorry if I brought stuff
up that you don't wanna talk
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about, we can switch gears if you want to.
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- It was a long time ago.
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(upbeat music)
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- Hey, you guys okay?
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- Life. Life is hard Shauna.
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- Yeah. Tropical pizza is coming up.
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- Like, I'm not trying to be nosy but,
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I thought Ralph was your dad.
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Like, who raised you?
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Did you grow up in foster homes?
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- I had to, until Ralph got full custody.
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He's a friend of my dad's from the army
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and from high school.
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- The custody is being
placed to this guardian,
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Mr. Ralph Williamson, unto
this minor until his legal age.
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- Thank you, your honor.
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I'm prepared to raise Randy
and provide from a nurturing
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and caring environment
for him to grow up in.
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His father and I were in the army.
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He has no living relatives he can go to.
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- Yes Randy, you do want to say something.
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- Thank you for letting
me stay with Mr. Ralph.
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I don't wanna go back
to foster home anymore.
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I'll be good, I promise.
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- Oh yes, Randy I know you're a good boy.
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- Mr. Ralph, are you my dad now?
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- No, but I will be the next best thing.
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- He's the next best thing I have,
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to still having my real dad.
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- That's awesome.
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My dad's so busy being a lawyer that,
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I just grew up on my own.
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- It's cool.
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- All right, bon appétit, boys.
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There you go.
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- That's good Shauna.
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I caught you looking at Shauna's boobs.
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- And then she says, "bon appétit."
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- And then we both thought
about, bonny Shauna.
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(Mike and Randy laughing)
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Hey, that brings me to my next question.
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- What?
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- Gay or straight?
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- I didn't really date in high school,
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but I know I'm not attracted to guys.
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I just never been with the girl alone.
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- Wait, so you're saying...
(laughs)
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- Yeah, yeah, I'm a virgin.
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I just didn't see having
sex as a priority.
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I had to do well in school
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so I can get into a good
university and do my family proud.
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There was never time for dates
or to ask girls out or...
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Sorry man, I didn't mean
to spill so much on you.
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- Well, you don't talk much,
you sure had a lot to say.
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I guess he was, (laughter
drowns out speaker)
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(Mike laughing)
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- You are too funny.
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- Just testing you man.
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To us Bobbs and a hell
of the next four years.
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(acoustic music)
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(indistinct chatters)
261
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:13,830
Your honor, Randy was never
good at meeting girls,
262
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,170
but he fell in love with Jessica.
263
00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:17,723
- Hey Jessica, come here.
264
00:15:17,723 --> 00:15:19,200
You two don't bite,
265
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,723
So the usual pizza today, huh?
266
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,970
- The name in bold, don't fix it.
267
00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:27,593
Actually, something different sounds nice.
268
00:15:28,752 --> 00:15:31,636
- You can try Hawaiian
style, that's my favorite.
269
00:15:31,636 --> 00:15:33,420
- Oh yeah, that sounds good.
270
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,760
- All right Randy, shaking it off.
271
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,221
So a Hawaiian with pineapple and ham
272
00:15:40,221 --> 00:15:42,721
and two coke, coming right up.
273
00:15:44,454 --> 00:15:48,113
- Wait a minute, classy stare, flush face.
274
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:51,766
- You're turned on by the
new chick, aren't you?
275
00:15:51,766 --> 00:15:53,413
- Come on, not funny.
276
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,320
- Do you know her?
277
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,930
Well, does she know you exist,
278
00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:01,183
or is this some distinct
stalker type thing?
279
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,183
- She knows.
280
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,280
- So go talk to her.
281
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:10,193
- Come on, because, I just
don't wanna break my hopes.
282
00:16:11,561 --> 00:16:14,730
- Here you go, you're welcome.
283
00:16:14,730 --> 00:16:16,830
- Hey, where is that new shadow?
284
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:20,070
- Oh, her training is over,
she's in the back somewhere.
285
00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:22,339
I'll be back with pizza, okay?
286
00:16:22,339 --> 00:16:23,330
- I got to go take a leak.
287
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:26,823
If she comes over here, pull
some balls, talk to her.
288
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,698
(door banging)
289
00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:40,490
Jessica Evans, meet Randy Bobbs.
290
00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:42,370
Randy Bobbs, Jessica.
291
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,380
There you go, hardest part is done.
292
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:46,300
You two continue, I got to go study
293
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,070
- Here, sit down.
294
00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:07,310
- So last I was here
it was Randy and Mike.
295
00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:09,968
Now we have Randy and Jessica.
296
00:17:09,968 --> 00:17:13,071
Man, the world is moving
too fast (indistinct)
297
00:17:13,071 --> 00:17:15,360
- Yeah, it's spinning pretty fast.
298
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,347
Jessica, did you want a coke?
299
00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:20,540
- Yeah sure, that'd be great.
300
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,043
- Yeah here, just take mine.
301
00:17:23,159 --> 00:17:24,242
- Aww, sweet.
302
00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:31,383
- Randy, tell me a little bit about you.
303
00:17:32,731 --> 00:17:34,803
- No, I thought you would go first.
304
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,642
I always wondered what
it would be like to hear
305
00:17:36,642 --> 00:17:37,900
the sound of your voice.
306
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,950
- Do you like what you're hearing so far?
307
00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:42,713
- Yes actually, very much.
308
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,400
Your face suit your voice.
309
00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:49,883
I don't really know what I mean by that.
310
00:17:49,883 --> 00:17:54,020
See, this is why I want you
to go first and me to listen.
311
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:55,660
- Okay, okay.
312
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,830
Well, I'm originally from Kansas.
313
00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:00,970
I lived there till I was 13,
314
00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:02,973
and then my dad moved to Indiana.
315
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:09,626
♪ I go for you ♪
316
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:15,557
♪ My heart is new ♪
317
00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:22,356
♪ Easy as a sea ♪
318
00:18:23,805 --> 00:18:28,805
♪ You go for me ♪
319
00:18:30,197 --> 00:18:35,197
♪ Sometimes we are tired ♪
320
00:18:36,772 --> 00:18:39,939
♪ Then we're inspired ♪
321
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,607
(indistinct chatters)
322
00:18:59,532 --> 00:19:02,066
(crowd cheering)
323
00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:05,331
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
324
00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:08,514
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
325
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:12,478
♪ Happy birthday dear Randy ♪
326
00:19:12,478 --> 00:19:15,794
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
327
00:19:15,794 --> 00:19:18,544
(crowd cheering)
328
00:19:21,716 --> 00:19:23,090
- Hey Andy, thanks for coming.
329
00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:24,490
- I'm so excited to be here,
330
00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:26,575
and thanks for choosing a
dog friendly restaurant.
331
00:19:26,575 --> 00:19:28,860
You know I don't go
anywhere without my dog.
332
00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:30,128
- You're crazy.
333
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,578
- Oh, you know I love my dog.
334
00:19:32,903 --> 00:19:34,453
- Randy, let's cut the cake.
335
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,560
- First I just wanna say,
336
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:42,100
how great this birthday is everyone.
337
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,800
And thank you for sharing with me.
338
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,740
These last three years, I can't imagine
339
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:49,670
what it would be like, without you all.
340
00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:51,660
- Okay, okay, let's dig in.
341
00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:52,493
- [Crowd] Yeah.
342
00:19:53,615 --> 00:19:56,782
(indistinct chatters)
343
00:20:10,194 --> 00:20:12,777
(man laughing)
344
00:20:17,864 --> 00:20:19,679
- Great birthday, bro.
345
00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:21,691
We had a great time.
346
00:20:21,691 --> 00:20:23,899
(background noise drowns speaker)
347
00:20:23,899 --> 00:20:25,090
- We got to bounce man.
348
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,793
- Yeah, yeah.
349
00:20:27,670 --> 00:20:28,970
- Thanks still young Bobbs
350
00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:31,713
- And you need to get rest.
351
00:20:31,713 --> 00:20:33,034
It was great seeing you.
352
00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:34,130
- You too.
Thanks for come down here.
353
00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:35,410
- No problem.
354
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:37,110
- So your birthday's not over yet.
355
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,113
- Thanks mike.
356
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,180
- Let's go.
- Bye guys.
357
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:46,700
- I really hope you enjoyed your birthday
358
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:49,687
and this is the card I got for you.
359
00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:54,495
(soft music)
360
00:21:03,773 --> 00:21:06,420
And we can do whatever
you're comfortable with.
361
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:08,220
Order room service or...
362
00:21:10,017 --> 00:21:12,434
(soft music)
363
00:21:19,822 --> 00:21:22,989
(indistinct chatters)
364
00:21:27,099 --> 00:21:29,217
- I'll see y'all later, right?
365
00:21:34,541 --> 00:21:39,541
- So Bobbs, do you feel like a man now?
366
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,090
- If you're somehow
asking about what happened
367
00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:45,370
after the party, you
can wonder all you want.
368
00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:47,823
I know, you know what
Jessica wrote in that card.
369
00:21:48,730 --> 00:21:52,293
And besides a real gentleman,
doesn't kiss and tell.
370
00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:55,623
- Wow. Kill joy.
371
00:22:01,017 --> 00:22:03,581
- I'm gonna ask Jessica to marry me.
372
00:22:03,581 --> 00:22:05,255
- Don't get carried away here, man.
373
00:22:05,255 --> 00:22:06,983
- What are you trying to say, man?
374
00:22:07,912 --> 00:22:10,630
- I just don't want you to
make a long-term decision
375
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,760
experience in the first act of love.
376
00:22:15,730 --> 00:22:17,333
- I didn't just do it.
377
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:23,520
In my heart I felt a closeness, a trust.
378
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,420
- That's just the blood rushing
from one head to the next.
379
00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:29,430
- Look man, we're friends and all,
380
00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:30,710
but I don't think I like
what you're trying to say
381
00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:31,563
about Jessica.
382
00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:34,770
- Hold on dude, I'm not saying anything
383
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,520
you shouldn't be thinking yourself.
384
00:22:37,430 --> 00:22:39,030
I know she's your first and all,
385
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,830
she might not be your one and only.
386
00:22:43,150 --> 00:22:44,860
Just make it a long engagement.
387
00:22:46,955 --> 00:22:49,372
(soft music)
388
00:23:16,010 --> 00:23:18,230
- okay. So can you tell
me what we're doing here?
389
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,710
I probably know what you're gonna say.
390
00:23:20,710 --> 00:23:21,543
- You will see.
391
00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:27,852
- [Waitress] Enjoy.
392
00:23:27,852 --> 00:23:28,852
- Thank you.
393
00:23:30,435 --> 00:23:31,560
Cheers.
394
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,310
(glass clinking)
395
00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:39,307
- Randy, are you about to
do anything big and dumb?
396
00:23:39,307 --> 00:23:41,853
- Just wait, it's about to start.
397
00:23:44,989 --> 00:23:48,156
(fireworks crackling)
398
00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:53,138
(melodic music)
399
00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:02,342
Jessica Evans, will you do me
the honor of becoming my wife
400
00:24:02,342 --> 00:24:04,718
for the rest of my life?
401
00:24:04,718 --> 00:24:06,135
- Yes, yes Randy.
402
00:24:08,638 --> 00:24:12,856
♪ You know we love each other very much ♪
403
00:24:12,856 --> 00:24:16,340
♪ Sometimes love just gets in the way ♪
404
00:24:16,340 --> 00:24:19,423
- Okay, we have part of the story.
405
00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:22,753
You two graduated together.
406
00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:27,444
Randy got engaged with Jessica.
407
00:24:27,444 --> 00:24:29,420
When are you gonna get more specific
408
00:24:29,420 --> 00:24:34,010
and get to the point, at any
time soon now Mr. Curtison,
409
00:24:34,010 --> 00:24:35,870
speed this up.
410
00:24:35,870 --> 00:24:37,410
- Yes, your honor.
411
00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:38,313
If you allow me.
412
00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:44,860
So after graduating, Randy
moved up the corporate ladder.
413
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:47,520
He and Jessica moved into a nice home
414
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,803
in a nice neighborhood.
415
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:51,850
They were doing very well together.
416
00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:55,070
- I'm so proud of you, Randy.
417
00:24:55,070 --> 00:24:57,143
We could have gone out
to celebrate, you know.
418
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,440
- It's perfect, my lady.
419
00:25:01,690 --> 00:25:03,150
Celebrating another promotion
420
00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:08,150
and another raise is best
here, just the two of us.
421
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:17,083
- Randy, we've been saving
and now you're making more,
422
00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:20,913
does this mean we can finally get married?
423
00:25:22,690 --> 00:25:25,310
- Jessa, I thought we decided to wait
424
00:25:25,310 --> 00:25:27,610
until we can afford the
huge wedding you want.
425
00:25:28,730 --> 00:25:31,773
And after you finish college.
426
00:25:33,330 --> 00:25:36,560
- I know, but I can finish
college after we get married
427
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,053
and we can do that now.
428
00:25:43,420 --> 00:25:45,800
It doesn't even have to be a big wedding.
429
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,090
And with this raise we can
go honeymoon in Europe.
430
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,440
- Europe?
431
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,160
- Randy yes, please.
432
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,350
Let's set a date this summer.
433
00:25:55,350 --> 00:25:56,850
You know we can afford it now.
434
00:26:01,613 --> 00:26:04,280
- Well, for you honey, anything.
435
00:26:07,137 --> 00:26:09,554
(soft music)
436
00:26:13,241 --> 00:26:16,158
(glasses clinking)
437
00:26:17,123 --> 00:26:19,540
(soft music)
438
00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:26,710
- Hey Randy, do you know why the boss
439
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,303
is holding a big meeting?
440
00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:31,893
- Not exactly.
441
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:39,100
- Because I'm very scared
and, am I going to get fired?
442
00:26:39,610 --> 00:26:42,540
- No, no, don't worry.
443
00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:44,163
Let's just see what he says.
444
00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:49,643
- Okay. Oh good, because I
really do not want to get fired.
445
00:26:52,317 --> 00:26:54,093
Are you coming with me?
446
00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:57,343
- You go ahead, I'll be right there.
447
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,430
- Hello executives.
448
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,433
You all know about recent losses.
449
00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:29,573
Well, I'm here to share with
you that it's gotten worse.
450
00:27:32,970 --> 00:27:37,853
We have to take drastic cuts now.
451
00:27:41,849 --> 00:27:45,487
- Bobbs, you have that
file I asked you about?
452
00:27:45,487 --> 00:27:46,320
Please.
453
00:27:49,025 --> 00:27:50,358
Thank you, Bobs.
454
00:27:54,612 --> 00:27:55,445
(sighs loudly)
455
00:27:55,445 --> 00:27:59,140
And let me say on behalf of
the executives assembled today
456
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,653
that you have been an amazing
asset of this company.
457
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,353
We have to cut some positions,
458
00:28:13,930 --> 00:28:17,440
and I trust that you and
everyone else in this room
459
00:28:18,690 --> 00:28:20,683
will be here with us till the end.
460
00:28:22,550 --> 00:28:26,483
This plan you've worked
on Bobbs it's a good one.
461
00:28:27,890 --> 00:28:31,210
We'll have to liquidate
assets, employee assets,
462
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:35,780
and severely cut benefit
packages and salary packages.
463
00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:38,130
Even our own.
464
00:28:38,130 --> 00:28:40,453
I'm sorry, it's the only way.
465
00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:47,350
This company, has weathered worst storms
466
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,983
than this over the years.
467
00:28:50,406 --> 00:28:53,640
I thank you for your
dedication to the company
468
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,313
and your continued dedication.
469
00:28:58,140 --> 00:28:59,260
Thank you all.
470
00:28:59,260 --> 00:29:00,360
That'll be it for now.
471
00:29:04,730 --> 00:29:07,730
(dial pad clanking)
472
00:29:10,862 --> 00:29:13,279
- Bye Bobbs, I'm leaving now.
473
00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:15,847
- See you Christina.
474
00:29:15,847 --> 00:29:17,442
(door knocking)
475
00:29:17,442 --> 00:29:20,503
- Bobbs, did you get your email?
476
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,040
They're cutting my pay
in half, Margaret's too.
477
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,400
- Yes, this sucks.
478
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,500
- They have to, Kelly.
479
00:29:30,570 --> 00:29:32,500
We all have to tighten
our belts around here
480
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:34,700
otherwise the company will go bankrupt.
481
00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:35,953
- I'm not doing it.
482
00:29:37,970 --> 00:29:41,360
- Like the big guy said,
we can weather this storm.
483
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,725
- Or not.
484
00:29:42,725 --> 00:29:44,717
What about you Bobbs?
485
00:29:44,717 --> 00:29:47,030
Are you gonna stick around?
486
00:29:47,030 --> 00:29:51,218
I already have a pretty good
standing offer, I can accept.
487
00:29:51,218 --> 00:29:53,094
- I'm going to do redo my resume,
488
00:29:53,094 --> 00:29:55,720
I'm going to look for
better opportunities.
489
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,223
- Hey, hey, this company
has been great to us.
490
00:30:00,130 --> 00:30:02,413
And loyalty works both ways, right?
491
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,586
It may mean some mean
months but the numbers say,
492
00:30:07,586 --> 00:30:09,153
the boss is right.
493
00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:13,410
We all stand to come back
stronger than before.
494
00:30:13,410 --> 00:30:17,310
- Jeez Bobbs, I wish I
shared your optimism.
495
00:30:17,310 --> 00:30:19,900
- Don't worry if we just have faith
496
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:23,400
and let the market do its thing, maybe--
497
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:28,163
- Yeah. Are you gonna explain
it that way to Jessica?
498
00:30:32,050 --> 00:30:32,883
- Let's go.
499
00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:35,317
- [Kelly] This is ridiculous.
500
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:39,210
(soft music)
501
00:31:06,830 --> 00:31:10,217
- So it's about work, it's bad.
502
00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:18,923
The company took a huge hit
in the market this week.
503
00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:22,190
All of our money is gone.
504
00:31:23,650 --> 00:31:24,483
- Whose money?
505
00:31:26,381 --> 00:31:29,553
- The firms, our investors, ours.
506
00:31:33,947 --> 00:31:34,780
- My God.
507
00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:38,183
How much?
508
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,363
- How much have we personally lost?
509
00:31:43,170 --> 00:31:45,663
Honey, everything.
510
00:31:46,799 --> 00:31:50,390
And I have to handle a 30% pay cut.
511
00:31:50,390 --> 00:31:52,633
- You mean we have to
handle a 30% pay cut.
512
00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:58,503
- Yes, we have to.
513
00:32:03,061 --> 00:32:05,728
- Can you try to find a new job?
514
00:32:09,350 --> 00:32:12,810
- No, the company will bounce
back better than ever Jess.
515
00:32:12,810 --> 00:32:13,853
I'm sure of it.
516
00:32:14,770 --> 00:32:16,423
We just have to have confidence.
517
00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:18,650
- How long?
518
00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:20,373
A year, more?
519
00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:26,620
- Well realistically, it
could take three to five years
520
00:32:26,620 --> 00:32:28,706
for us to rebuild.
521
00:32:28,706 --> 00:32:31,913
- Randy, I had it all planned out.
522
00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:36,563
We're gonna get married,
honeymoon in Europe.
523
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,540
I was finally gonna be
able to go back to college
524
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,420
and get my degree.
525
00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:43,100
I could finally start my online business.
526
00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:46,253
And now you're telling me
three to five more years.
527
00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:54,300
- Look, I can talk to my boss
tomorrow and I'll get a better
528
00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:57,570
idea of what we're really
dealing with time-wise.
529
00:32:57,570 --> 00:33:01,465
But until then, we just
have to have confidence
530
00:33:01,465 --> 00:33:05,120
and then we can have the
wedding of your dreams,
531
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:05,993
of our dreams.
532
00:33:07,580 --> 00:33:09,080
And you can go back to school.
533
00:33:13,490 --> 00:33:14,633
- Hey Bobbs.
534
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,343
- Hey Kelly, what's going on?
535
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:21,157
- A few of us are going out
to have a drink after work,
536
00:33:21,157 --> 00:33:22,163
you wanna come?
537
00:33:25,110 --> 00:33:26,923
- Thanks, but I have to pass.
538
00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:31,850
- Jessica didn't he take
the new so well, huh?
539
00:33:33,770 --> 00:33:35,070
- We've had better nights.
540
00:33:37,430 --> 00:33:39,713
(phone ringing)
541
00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:41,860
- I'll talk to you later.
- All right.
542
00:33:43,192 --> 00:33:44,410
(phone ringing)
543
00:33:44,410 --> 00:33:47,873
Hey Mike, I'm glad you called.
544
00:33:47,873 --> 00:33:49,523
I can use a friendly voice today.
545
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,193
- I figured.
546
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,370
I read this morning's news and your firm
547
00:33:56,370 --> 00:33:58,200
is teetering on the brink,
548
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,460
but how are you in a potential Mrs coping?
549
00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:03,533
- Well, I could see right now, short term,
550
00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:06,080
things are gonna be tight.
551
00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:09,860
We're gonna have to downsize
to a smaller apartment,
552
00:34:10,990 --> 00:34:12,613
Return one of the lease cars,
553
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,390
no honeymoon in Europe.
554
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,653
She really wanted that.
555
00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:23,930
I'm not even sure when we can afford
556
00:34:23,930 --> 00:34:25,130
any type of wedding now.
557
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,273
- Wow.
558
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:32,600
Hey Bobbs, I'm sorry about
how, the way things turned out.
559
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:33,590
- Thanks, Mike.
560
00:34:33,590 --> 00:34:35,087
I'm really looking forward
to seeing you tonight.
561
00:34:35,087 --> 00:34:38,400
All be there in about six, 6:30.
562
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,930
- Sure, I usually get home around six,
563
00:34:41,930 --> 00:34:43,630
and Jessica usually has dinner ready,
564
00:34:43,630 --> 00:34:48,630
So I'll have her emotionally
preps for you, hopefully.
565
00:34:48,873 --> 00:34:53,873
And again Mike, no joking
about money or my job.
566
00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:55,983
She grew up without much.
567
00:34:57,109 --> 00:35:00,130
It nearly broke her parents
to get her as far in college
568
00:35:00,130 --> 00:35:03,263
as they could until you
know, their money ran out.
569
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,910
- Okay, okay Bobbs listen,
570
00:35:07,910 --> 00:35:10,710
take a chill pill and relax.
571
00:35:10,710 --> 00:35:13,573
Okay. And how about you just
buy Jessica some flowers.
572
00:35:16,813 --> 00:35:18,723
- That's actually a really good idea.
573
00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:22,893
- Randy, Jessica.
574
00:35:24,826 --> 00:35:29,277
You guys, your know
your door's open, right?
575
00:35:31,190 --> 00:35:32,150
Where is Jessica.
576
00:35:32,150 --> 00:35:32,983
- She's gone.
577
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:35,700
- When is she coming back?
578
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:38,483
- Never Mike, she left me.
579
00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:45,360
She wrote a letter.
580
00:35:50,327 --> 00:35:52,823
"I'm afraid to restart from scratch,
581
00:35:55,950 --> 00:35:58,443
ruined wedding and honeymoon plans.
582
00:35:59,830 --> 00:36:04,830
Afraid of being poor,
lost confidence," in me?
583
00:36:08,288 --> 00:36:09,988
You wanna know what I think, Mike,
584
00:36:12,616 --> 00:36:13,993
She didn't love me,
585
00:36:16,070 --> 00:36:17,043
she loved my money.
586
00:36:20,793 --> 00:36:21,913
Just money.
587
00:36:26,026 --> 00:36:27,253
Why didn't I see that?
588
00:36:31,054 --> 00:36:32,093
I'm so stupid.
589
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:34,993
- Christ, Randy.
590
00:36:47,736 --> 00:36:49,819
I don't know what to say.
591
00:36:52,890 --> 00:36:53,940
Don't blame yourself.
592
00:36:54,910 --> 00:36:58,570
There isn't a guy alive who
hasn't been blinded by sex,
593
00:36:58,570 --> 00:36:59,493
even I have.
594
00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:05,737
And you cope well, how is that?
595
00:37:07,241 --> 00:37:12,023
- (laughs) cause I'm an
excellent bullshiter.
596
00:37:13,540 --> 00:37:17,400
Dude, I'm scared shitless
of getting hurt or rejected.
597
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,190
That's why I play the fence.
598
00:37:19,190 --> 00:37:24,190
I keep my shields up, but you
Bobbs, you're the cool one.
599
00:37:26,890 --> 00:37:29,820
With all the hurt and
pain you've been through,
600
00:37:29,820 --> 00:37:30,977
you were not afraid.
601
00:37:34,220 --> 00:37:36,813
You have no clue how much
respek I have for you bro.
602
00:37:41,896 --> 00:37:45,813
- I guess I will have to
put my shields up too.
603
00:37:49,890 --> 00:37:50,723
Thanks man.
604
00:37:53,770 --> 00:37:54,820
You're a good friend.
605
00:37:59,230 --> 00:38:02,300
Actually, you're my best friend, ever.
606
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:18,360
- I can't take credit, one's
best friend is oneself.
607
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,430
Shit, that's cool, why is my phone?
608
00:38:22,430 --> 00:38:24,180
Let me record that before I forget.
609
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,523
One's best friend is oneself.
610
00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:31,923
No, one's best friend is oneself.
611
00:38:33,470 --> 00:38:34,303
One's best friend--
612
00:38:34,303 --> 00:38:36,590
- Okay, okay, if all done waxing Socratic,
613
00:38:36,590 --> 00:38:38,773
I would really like to get out of here.
614
00:38:39,930 --> 00:38:43,803
I can still feel her, everywhere.
615
00:38:48,780 --> 00:38:51,073
Let's just go anywhere but here.
616
00:38:55,091 --> 00:38:57,758
(back slapping)
617
00:39:32,835 --> 00:39:36,600
- [Jessica] Hi honey, I'm
calling to say I love you.
618
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,109
Hi honey, I'm calling to say I love you.
619
00:39:39,109 --> 00:39:42,281
(phone ringing)
620
00:39:42,281 --> 00:39:43,698
- Randy Bobbs.
621
00:39:43,698 --> 00:39:46,060
- [Ralph] Hey Randy, it's me.
622
00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:48,470
- Oh, hi Ralph.
623
00:39:48,470 --> 00:39:49,653
What a nice surprise.
624
00:39:50,690 --> 00:39:53,733
I was gonna call you a little later.
625
00:39:55,554 --> 00:39:58,583
- Tony called me last
night, I'm beyond words.
626
00:39:59,966 --> 00:40:01,563
I have an idea of what you're feeling now,
627
00:40:01,563 --> 00:40:03,323
because my wife left me,
628
00:40:04,790 --> 00:40:07,170
but we both know from experience that,
629
00:40:07,170 --> 00:40:11,393
you have to just allow time to pass.
630
00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:14,793
- It's funny Ralph,
631
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:19,283
how Jessica leaving me
when I lost all my money,
632
00:40:20,523 --> 00:40:23,103
it's kind of like when
you got divorced, right?
633
00:40:24,210 --> 00:40:26,563
When your wife left you
after you got injured.
634
00:40:27,980 --> 00:40:31,460
- Well, it's the same in that
neither of us did anything
635
00:40:31,460 --> 00:40:35,890
to mistreat or abuse
or even were unfaithful
636
00:40:35,890 --> 00:40:37,656
to the women we loved.
637
00:40:37,656 --> 00:40:41,230
What we have to do is
let it go through this,
638
00:40:42,406 --> 00:40:44,332
you've lost a relationships today
639
00:40:44,332 --> 00:40:49,332
and you should be angry about
it, sad and finally accept it.
640
00:40:53,180 --> 00:40:55,800
- I will need to move
to a smaller apartment,
641
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,963
probably some crappy hole with a wall.
642
00:40:59,610 --> 00:41:02,590
Jessica cleaned out the
bank account when she left.
643
00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:07,473
So between that and pay cut,
I'll have to live off hotdogs.
644
00:41:09,472 --> 00:41:11,540
- Those are just details Randy,
645
00:41:11,540 --> 00:41:15,060
you've got be better off
when you went through this.
646
00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:17,000
You know I'm here for you.
647
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,070
So if you wanna come home for the weekend,
648
00:41:19,070 --> 00:41:21,816
maybe it's a good idea
to get away for a while.
649
00:41:21,816 --> 00:41:23,580
- I think I'd like that, Ralph.
650
00:41:23,580 --> 00:41:24,413
Thanks.
651
00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:28,283
I feel dead here.
652
00:41:32,870 --> 00:41:36,126
I'll call when I'm on my way and Ralph,
653
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:37,353
- [Ralph] Yes Randy.
654
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,313
have a big pan of lasagna
ready when I get there.
655
00:41:42,313 --> 00:41:46,330
- (laughs)
You bet Randy, safe journey.
656
00:41:46,330 --> 00:41:49,833
Hey and Randy, when you
get here be ready to eat.
657
00:41:52,190 --> 00:41:53,090
- Take care Ralph.
658
00:41:56,058 --> 00:41:58,475
(soft music)
659
00:42:07,704 --> 00:42:12,704
(door squeaking)
(keys jangling)
660
00:42:21,950 --> 00:42:24,367
(soft music)
661
00:42:35,460 --> 00:42:36,763
Hey Mike, what's up?
662
00:42:38,370 --> 00:42:40,660
- Well actually, a couple of things.
663
00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:43,110
I'm headed to the airport
right now, I'm flying your way.
664
00:42:43,110 --> 00:42:45,303
Be there by 11, can you pick me up?
665
00:42:47,430 --> 00:42:48,790
- Yeah, sure.
666
00:42:48,790 --> 00:42:52,064
But, why not rental on waiting?
667
00:42:52,064 --> 00:42:53,509
- Well, because this is a quick spur
668
00:42:53,509 --> 00:42:54,600
of the moment kind of thing.
669
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,763
And I wanted to talk to you in person.
670
00:42:58,130 --> 00:43:02,930
- Ooh, such intrigue, it
has to be about a girl.
671
00:43:02,930 --> 00:43:04,540
It has to be.
672
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:07,223
- (laughs)
Dude, I'm gonna be a dad.
673
00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:12,863
- Oh, Oh wow, Mike.
674
00:43:13,779 --> 00:43:14,943
Wow.
675
00:43:16,075 --> 00:43:18,870
- (laughs)
Just testing you man.
676
00:43:18,870 --> 00:43:21,670
All right, I'll send you over
all my flight information.
677
00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:25,270
- Sure, I'll--
678
00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:26,190
- All right, bye.
679
00:43:28,075 --> 00:43:30,492
(soft music)
680
00:43:37,461 --> 00:43:39,040
You wanna sit here?
681
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:39,873
- [Randy] Sure.
682
00:43:51,950 --> 00:43:53,850
- Hey guys. Welcome.
683
00:43:53,850 --> 00:43:56,370
My name is Terry, I'm
gonna be your waitress.
684
00:43:56,370 --> 00:43:59,423
These are your menus, do
you want something to drink?
685
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,970
- A couple of soft drinks.
686
00:44:02,970 --> 00:44:04,183
- Yes, I'll be back.
687
00:44:07,420 --> 00:44:10,433
- So What's the big news?
688
00:44:11,660 --> 00:44:16,193
- Well, I met someone another
lawyer at a conference.
689
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:23,280
We're into the same music,
politics, food, movies.
690
00:44:26,438 --> 00:44:27,843
- Here you go, boys.
691
00:44:29,110 --> 00:44:31,790
Just to let you know, we're known
692
00:44:31,790 --> 00:44:33,270
for the Chilly cheeseburger.
693
00:44:33,270 --> 00:44:35,263
It comes with fries and coleslaw.
694
00:44:36,650 --> 00:44:37,880
- [Randy] It sounds good to me, Terry.
695
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,716
- Yes?
- [Randy] What about you Mike?
696
00:44:39,716 --> 00:44:40,549
- [Mike] I'll take one.
697
00:44:40,549 --> 00:44:43,063
- That was easy then,
I'll get us started, okay?
698
00:44:46,201 --> 00:44:48,620
(indistinct chatters)
699
00:44:48,620 --> 00:44:49,453
- Cheers.
700
00:44:51,310 --> 00:44:54,753
To us ever evolving men
and to your new gal.
701
00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:00,183
Y'all live happily ever after.
702
00:45:01,110 --> 00:45:01,943
- You're here.
703
00:45:08,270 --> 00:45:10,093
- Hey, if you like her so much,
704
00:45:10,093 --> 00:45:12,113
why don't you go talk to her?
705
00:45:13,419 --> 00:45:14,252
- What?
706
00:45:15,785 --> 00:45:18,085
- You're obviously
drooling over the brunette.
707
00:45:21,425 --> 00:45:22,650
Hey Terry.
708
00:45:22,650 --> 00:45:23,593
- Yes.
709
00:45:23,593 --> 00:45:25,452
- You see that group of ladies over there?
710
00:45:25,452 --> 00:45:26,550
- [Terry] Yes.
711
00:45:26,550 --> 00:45:29,236
How about you put their
tab on Randy's tab.
712
00:45:29,236 --> 00:45:30,943
- (laughs)
I will be glad to.
713
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,330
Which one caught your eye?
714
00:45:34,330 --> 00:45:36,280
The Burnett on the right?
715
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,113
- You're sharp, Terry.
716
00:45:37,113 --> 00:45:38,117
(Terry laughs)
717
00:45:38,117 --> 00:45:39,253
- I'll be back, okay?
718
00:45:43,930 --> 00:45:46,690
Hi ladies, I just wanna let you know
719
00:45:46,690 --> 00:45:50,930
that those guys over there,
they paid for your dinner.
720
00:45:50,930 --> 00:45:54,319
- So are you gonna go talk to them?
721
00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:55,900
- Okay, okay.
722
00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:57,750
I know how this works.
723
00:45:57,750 --> 00:46:00,673
I say no but, my best friend
makes it happen anyways.
724
00:46:02,130 --> 00:46:04,390
- Come on, show me how it's done.
725
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,809
- Oh my God, he is coming, he is coming.
726
00:46:15,809 --> 00:46:17,990
Shush, don't speak.
727
00:46:17,990 --> 00:46:19,069
- Hi ladies.
728
00:46:19,069 --> 00:46:19,902
- [Ladies] Hi.
729
00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:20,735
- My name is Randy.
730
00:46:20,735 --> 00:46:21,568
- [Lady] Hi Randy
731
00:46:21,568 --> 00:46:22,401
- [Ladies] Hi Randy.
732
00:46:22,401 --> 00:46:25,000
- We're all veterinarian
techs at the animal shelter.
733
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,510
Tonight we are celebrating.
734
00:46:27,510 --> 00:46:28,600
- That's right.
735
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,300
My incredible staff here and myself,
736
00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:35,040
got all of our dogs back to good health.
737
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,860
No more kennel cough.
738
00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:38,800
That really is something.
739
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,803
I can't imagine what it is
like to see sick animals.
740
00:46:44,150 --> 00:46:46,163
- The worst are the mistreated ones.
741
00:46:47,690 --> 00:46:48,560
- It's sad, isn't it?
742
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:52,010
How someone can take the
devotion of the sweet nature
743
00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:56,240
creature and just intentionally
hurt it, I can't imagine.
744
00:46:58,363 --> 00:47:02,320
- Randy, why don't you come
visit us at the animal shelter?
745
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,460
You can see me in the other
angels of mercy in action.
746
00:47:05,460 --> 00:47:06,590
Unless you're busy or you know.
747
00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:08,593
- Well, if you're not busy.
748
00:47:09,930 --> 00:47:12,463
- Well, she wouldn't be, I will see to it.
749
00:47:13,310 --> 00:47:17,472
Come by tomorrow around noon, right Randy?
750
00:47:17,472 --> 00:47:18,753
- Yeah, yeah.
751
00:47:21,493 --> 00:47:25,283
Here is my card, just text me the address.
752
00:47:27,330 --> 00:47:29,253
- Yeah, I'll text you.
753
00:47:30,129 --> 00:47:30,962
- Great.
754
00:47:30,962 --> 00:47:32,039
It was nice to meet you ladies.
755
00:47:32,039 --> 00:47:33,329
- [Ladies] Nice to meet you Randy.
756
00:47:33,329 --> 00:47:35,250
And thank you for dinner.
757
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:36,083
- Anytime.
758
00:47:36,083 --> 00:47:37,646
- Thank you so much.
759
00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:40,229
- [Lady] Bye, have a goodnight.
760
00:47:46,773 --> 00:47:49,080
- So mission accomplished?
761
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,420
- Yes, sir.
762
00:47:50,420 --> 00:47:52,050
I have lunch with her tomorrow.
763
00:47:52,050 --> 00:47:52,941
Her supervisor set it up.
764
00:47:52,941 --> 00:47:55,703
They all work at the animal shelter.
765
00:47:59,110 --> 00:48:00,800
- Hi Randy.
766
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,370
That's a very nicely wrapped gift.
767
00:48:03,370 --> 00:48:05,760
I'll go let Trish know that you're here.
768
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:06,700
- Trish?
769
00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:09,563
- Oh, I mean Patricia, she
likes to be called Trish.
770
00:48:09,563 --> 00:48:12,880
I'll let her know that her
steamy man is here for his tour.
771
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:13,932
- Thank you Manila.
772
00:48:13,932 --> 00:48:15,023
- [Manila] Anytime.
773
00:48:18,780 --> 00:48:21,250
- Hi Randy, sorry I'm running late.
774
00:48:21,250 --> 00:48:23,560
- It's okay, I got you this.
775
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:24,830
- Oh, that was so nice,
776
00:48:24,830 --> 00:48:26,780
but you didn't have to do that.
777
00:48:26,780 --> 00:48:29,930
- I figured someone around
here could use a special treat.
778
00:48:29,930 --> 00:48:33,242
- That was unexpected of you, Randy.
779
00:48:33,242 --> 00:48:36,424
- I'm sure you have a few
clients that could use a treat.
780
00:48:36,424 --> 00:48:37,537
- Why don't you come on back
781
00:48:37,537 --> 00:48:39,370
and I'll give you the grand tour.
782
00:48:39,370 --> 00:48:41,737
- Okay Trish, let's go.
783
00:48:42,578 --> 00:48:44,995
(soft music)
784
00:48:45,971 --> 00:48:48,471
(dog barking)
785
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,574
- Sorry, it's so loud in there.
786
00:49:19,574 --> 00:49:22,447
- It's okay, they're just
talking to each other.
787
00:49:22,447 --> 00:49:23,280
- Come on.
788
00:49:26,490 --> 00:49:28,680
This is the office.
789
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:29,930
- It's nice.
790
00:49:29,930 --> 00:49:32,350
- So Peggy said once the tour is over,
791
00:49:32,350 --> 00:49:35,000
if you want, we can go to lunch.
792
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,490
- That sounds nice, I would like that.
793
00:49:37,490 --> 00:49:39,743
I mean, if you want to.
794
00:49:39,743 --> 00:49:42,223
I guess I didn't properly ask you, did I?
795
00:49:48,203 --> 00:49:50,693
- [Trish] Allan, this is Randy.
796
00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:53,290
We're just about to go out to lunch.
797
00:49:53,290 --> 00:49:54,123
What's wrong?
798
00:49:55,730 --> 00:49:58,270
- I have tried everything,
nothing seems to make her happy
799
00:49:58,270 --> 00:50:00,870
and she's not eating neither.
800
00:50:00,870 --> 00:50:02,590
- [Randy] Is it okay to pet him?
801
00:50:02,590 --> 00:50:03,840
- Yeah, of course.
802
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,200
She clearly likes you.
803
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,000
I mean, I couldn't get that
much of a reaction from her.
804
00:50:10,940 --> 00:50:12,623
Peggy, come look at her now.
805
00:50:15,010 --> 00:50:17,843
- Wow, that's amazing, Allan.
806
00:50:20,574 --> 00:50:21,975
- What's her name?
807
00:50:21,975 --> 00:50:23,220
- The tag says Koko.
808
00:50:23,220 --> 00:50:25,305
- We just found her sitting
on the back porch steps
809
00:50:25,305 --> 00:50:27,024
a few weeks ago when we opened.
810
00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:30,676
- She's a sweet angel and mystery
811
00:50:30,676 --> 00:50:33,550
- Really unresponsive when she came but,
812
00:50:33,550 --> 00:50:35,522
we ran all sorts of
tests, nothing was wrong.
813
00:50:35,522 --> 00:50:37,203
We couldn't figure it out.
814
00:50:38,282 --> 00:50:42,186
- Nothing is wrong, you're all right Koko.
815
00:50:42,186 --> 00:50:44,253
- She's a special one.
816
00:50:45,180 --> 00:50:49,160
I think she is here with a purpose.
817
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,560
- She's here for me.
818
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,740
I mean, I'm here for her.
819
00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:57,213
I mean, I don't know what I mean.
820
00:50:58,544 --> 00:51:01,101
What's the process for me to adopt her?
821
00:51:01,101 --> 00:51:06,101
- Well you know, the two
week waiting period is over.
822
00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:09,701
So technically you can adopt her.
823
00:51:09,701 --> 00:51:13,073
You can come back this afternoon.
824
00:51:14,831 --> 00:51:15,980
- Come on Koko.
825
00:51:17,382 --> 00:51:19,882
(dog panting)
826
00:51:21,983 --> 00:51:23,113
- It's okay, Koko.
827
00:51:24,539 --> 00:51:26,970
You be a good girl, okay?
828
00:51:26,970 --> 00:51:29,370
I'll be right back, I'll be
here to get you, all right.
829
00:51:29,370 --> 00:51:30,895
I promise.
830
00:51:30,895 --> 00:51:33,395
(dog panting)
831
00:51:41,270 --> 00:51:43,492
- So shall we?
832
00:51:43,492 --> 00:51:47,040
- Oh yeah, lunch, right?
833
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:48,087
Yeah. Let's let's make it quick
834
00:51:48,087 --> 00:51:50,450
so I can get back here to Koko.
835
00:51:50,450 --> 00:51:53,510
- Okay. There's a quick soup and sandwich
836
00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:55,216
shop around the corner.
837
00:51:55,216 --> 00:51:57,583
- Sounds great, let's go.
838
00:52:00,043 --> 00:52:02,626
(upbeat music)
839
00:52:10,468 --> 00:52:15,468
♪ Going nowhere fast ♪
840
00:52:16,350 --> 00:52:21,350
♪ I was running in place ♪
841
00:52:22,286 --> 00:52:27,286
♪ Cornered by the past ♪
842
00:52:27,995 --> 00:52:32,995
♪ Then I saw your face ♪
843
00:52:33,976 --> 00:52:37,848
♪ Now I'm in love ♪
844
00:52:37,848 --> 00:52:40,671
♪ I'm in love ♪
845
00:52:40,671 --> 00:52:43,697
♪ I'm in love ♪
846
00:52:43,697 --> 00:52:46,599
♪ I'm in love ♪
847
00:52:46,599 --> 00:52:49,588
♪ I'm in love ♪
848
00:52:49,588 --> 00:52:53,431
♪ I'm in love ♪
849
00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:56,344
♪ You don't even see ♪
850
00:52:56,344 --> 00:52:58,790
♪ What you did for me ♪
851
00:52:58,790 --> 00:53:03,790
♪ I'm in love ♪
852
00:53:04,470 --> 00:53:09,470
♪ I was almost gone ♪
853
00:53:10,486 --> 00:53:15,486
♪ Heaven to come ♪
854
00:53:16,296 --> 00:53:21,296
♪ You came along ♪
855
00:53:22,388 --> 00:53:27,388
♪ And you filled me up ♪
856
00:53:28,405 --> 00:53:31,569
♪ Now I'm in love ♪
857
00:53:31,569 --> 00:53:34,718
♪ I'm in love ♪
858
00:53:34,718 --> 00:53:37,415
♪ I'm in love ♪
859
00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:40,611
♪ I'm in love ♪
860
00:53:40,611 --> 00:53:43,636
♪ I'm in love ♪
861
00:53:43,636 --> 00:53:46,136
♪ I'm in love ♪
862
00:53:50,610 --> 00:53:51,960
- [Man] Hey, Koko.
863
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:53,430
Hey Bob, how are you liking new office
864
00:53:53,430 --> 00:53:55,840
with the big wide open window?
865
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:58,349
- It's great, thank you.
866
00:53:58,349 --> 00:53:59,182
Though I never really,
867
00:53:59,182 --> 00:54:01,390
never really had time
to look out the window.
868
00:54:01,390 --> 00:54:03,003
- We all owe all this to you.
869
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:05,590
- It's not just me,
870
00:54:05,590 --> 00:54:08,500
everyone here has worked
so hard to pull us back
871
00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:09,790
from destruction.
872
00:54:09,790 --> 00:54:11,080
- Destruction?
873
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,500
We're doing better than
we've ever done before.
874
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,760
Now we're gonna work on
you, enjoying your life.
875
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,440
You got to get a nicer looking car.
876
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,370
You'd have to get a nicer apartment.
877
00:54:20,370 --> 00:54:22,740
You have to find a girlfriend.
878
00:54:22,740 --> 00:54:27,610
- Well actually, I have met someone.
879
00:54:27,610 --> 00:54:29,690
- Congratulations. Excellent.
880
00:54:29,690 --> 00:54:32,040
And this is for you for your promotion.
881
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:33,683
- Wow. Thank you.
882
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,270
Brand new laptop Koko.
883
00:54:38,270 --> 00:54:40,513
And this is my third promotion.
884
00:54:41,620 --> 00:54:42,620
Are you proud of me?
885
00:54:44,770 --> 00:54:47,283
I know you like your new fancy house.
886
00:54:49,684 --> 00:54:51,103
I love you Koko.
887
00:54:53,180 --> 00:54:56,453
I can't explain it, but it
doesn't feel like you're a dog.
888
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:04,153
I sense you, you feel me,
the real me, inside and out.
889
00:55:05,410 --> 00:55:06,923
You love me unconditionally.
890
00:55:08,540 --> 00:55:11,180
Ever since I've met you
everything has better.
891
00:55:14,655 --> 00:55:17,313
Losing my parents, losing Jessica,
892
00:55:18,670 --> 00:55:20,937
I can finally put all that behind me.
893
00:55:24,660 --> 00:55:26,210
You understand, don't you girl?
894
00:55:29,740 --> 00:55:32,140
How can I ever show you
how much you mean to me?
895
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,470
Some day, if I don't
get up to take you out
896
00:55:38,374 --> 00:55:40,343
I may not have gotten up at all.
897
00:55:42,416 --> 00:55:44,548
I want to pay you the
highest honor possible,
898
00:55:44,548 --> 00:55:46,433
but how?
899
00:55:48,390 --> 00:55:49,240
I don't know yet.
900
00:55:55,315 --> 00:55:58,553
I will, and when I do
you just watch me girl,
901
00:55:59,554 --> 00:56:02,710
it will be a form of tribute
no one will ever forget.
902
00:56:04,089 --> 00:56:07,089
(door bell ringing)
903
00:56:20,367 --> 00:56:21,563
- Hi Randy.
904
00:56:24,710 --> 00:56:25,543
Can I come in?
905
00:56:47,014 --> 00:56:49,014
I see you got companion.
906
00:56:52,435 --> 00:56:55,743
And this place is amazing.
907
00:56:55,743 --> 00:56:58,180
(dog panting)
908
00:56:58,180 --> 00:57:02,360
- Jessica, what did
you want to talk about?
909
00:57:06,550 --> 00:57:07,700
- I've just been trying to figure out
910
00:57:07,700 --> 00:57:10,063
a way to apologize for just leaving.
911
00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:16,293
I was terrified of being poor.
912
00:57:18,369 --> 00:57:20,840
Not finishing college was hard enough
913
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,173
to cope with as it was.
914
00:57:23,410 --> 00:57:26,773
And then when things went South
for you money wise at work,
915
00:57:30,564 --> 00:57:32,660
I just freaked out.
916
00:57:32,660 --> 00:57:35,333
I went home for awhile, but,
917
00:57:37,410 --> 00:57:39,477
I couldn't stop thinking about you,
918
00:57:42,610 --> 00:57:43,443
about us.
919
00:57:50,801 --> 00:57:53,134
I saw you in the park today,
920
00:57:55,293 --> 00:57:58,323
And it just made me realize
how much I missed you.
921
00:58:01,670 --> 00:58:02,820
- I'm stunned, Jessica.
922
00:58:07,210 --> 00:58:08,710
I don't even know what to say.
923
00:58:12,336 --> 00:58:14,423
There's someone else in my life now.
924
00:58:16,510 --> 00:58:18,653
Someone who loves me and only me,
925
00:58:21,860 --> 00:58:25,206
Who's loyal and wants to be with me,
926
00:58:25,206 --> 00:58:27,893
for richer or for poorer, whatever.
927
00:58:33,030 --> 00:58:34,843
I can never trust you again.
928
00:58:36,615 --> 00:58:37,448
I'm sorry.
929
00:58:42,499 --> 00:58:44,853
- Well, I had to try.
930
00:58:47,210 --> 00:58:49,550
Are you sure you found the real thing?
931
00:58:49,550 --> 00:58:50,383
- I'm sure.
932
00:58:51,867 --> 00:58:56,233
When I'm with her, I feel complete.
933
00:58:57,725 --> 00:59:00,423
I don't know, I just can't explain it.
934
00:59:01,864 --> 00:59:04,277
- You don't have to try, I get it.
935
00:59:26,297 --> 00:59:29,610
- You know, I would
rather be having a donut
936
00:59:29,610 --> 00:59:30,820
than this orange.
937
00:59:30,820 --> 00:59:32,997
My husband never lets
me have a donut at home.
938
00:59:32,997 --> 00:59:35,780
- That's because he wants you
to keep your gorgeous figure.
939
00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:36,800
- Seriously?
940
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:40,250
- Yeah. And if I had your figure,
I'd be dating every night.
941
00:59:40,250 --> 00:59:41,570
- Really?
942
00:59:41,570 --> 00:59:44,320
Okay girls, time to get back to work
943
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,260
and back to washing the doggies.
944
00:59:46,260 --> 00:59:49,010
- No, I'm so tired.
945
00:59:49,010 --> 00:59:50,763
- I know. I know.
946
00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:59,360
Okay Trish, spell it.
947
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:03,950
You and Randy have been dating
for over six months now.
948
01:00:03,950 --> 01:00:06,470
So where are things at?
949
01:00:06,470 --> 01:00:08,870
You never even talk about it?
950
01:00:08,870 --> 01:00:10,160
- I don't know.
951
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:12,020
It's a bit weird sometimes.
952
01:00:12,020 --> 01:00:13,840
- Weird, why?
953
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:15,348
- He's obsessed with Koko.
954
01:00:15,348 --> 01:00:18,050
It's like everything we
do we have to make sure
955
01:00:18,050 --> 01:00:19,713
it's okay for Koko to come too.
956
01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:22,720
I finally got him to
agree to let my sister
957
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:23,740
watch Koko for the night,
958
01:00:23,740 --> 01:00:25,570
but only so that we could go to dinner
959
01:00:25,570 --> 01:00:27,470
with his college roommate.
960
01:00:27,470 --> 01:00:29,050
- It'll be fine.
961
01:00:29,050 --> 01:00:34,050
I think Randy is just having
a little case of puppy love.
962
01:00:35,626 --> 01:00:36,940
(Trish laughs)
963
01:00:36,940 --> 01:00:39,370
Just give him some time and space.
964
01:00:39,370 --> 01:00:41,069
He'll come around, I know.
965
01:00:41,069 --> 01:00:42,885
- He's the perfect guy, otherwise.
966
01:00:42,885 --> 01:00:45,000
- [Peggy] He is.
967
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,740
- At least tonight he'll be
focused on me and not Koko.
968
01:00:47,740 --> 01:00:48,573
- Amen.
969
01:00:49,758 --> 01:00:52,783
- When my friend came back,(indistinct)
970
01:00:57,114 --> 01:00:58,697
Bobbs looks at him and he says,
971
01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:01,044
you're wasting your parent's money.
972
01:01:01,044 --> 01:01:03,660
(Mike laughing)
973
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:04,920
That guy was so mad.
974
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:08,063
- Well, he had about eight beer
bongs and can barely stand.
975
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:09,793
Truth hurts.
976
01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:12,173
Where is he today?
977
01:01:13,407 --> 01:01:14,773
- His parent's basement.
978
01:01:15,823 --> 01:01:18,573
(Trish laughing)
979
01:01:23,463 --> 01:01:25,660
Excuse me, I'm gonna
call and make sure Koko
980
01:01:25,660 --> 01:01:27,110
is okay with your sister.
981
01:01:27,110 --> 01:01:29,940
- Bobbs I don't get to see you much,
982
01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:32,600
besides you've got a perfectly
good date sitting here.
983
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:33,433
Relax.
984
01:01:35,490 --> 01:01:37,230
- You're right, I'm sorry guys.
985
01:01:37,230 --> 01:01:40,530
It's just, this is the
first time we've been apart
986
01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:43,263
since we met and I'm nervous.
987
01:01:44,130 --> 01:01:46,253
- Bobbs, I understand.
988
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,550
I see all over your social media posts.
989
01:01:50,550 --> 01:01:53,700
I know what Koko looks
like more than Trish here.
990
01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:56,439
If you love her so much,
why don't you marry Koko?
991
01:01:56,439 --> 01:01:57,405
(Trish laughing)
992
01:01:57,405 --> 01:01:59,723
- Mike please don't give him any ideas.
993
01:02:01,337 --> 01:02:02,423
- I'll be right back.
994
01:02:07,313 --> 01:02:11,704
- Does he really take that
dog everywhere, even to work?
995
01:02:11,704 --> 01:02:15,927
- Yeah, it's that far.
996
01:02:15,927 --> 01:02:19,601
- I don't know if I
should tell you this but,
997
01:02:19,601 --> 01:02:24,080
he lost his entire family
as a kid, even the dog.
998
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:28,363
- He didn't mention a dog when he told me.
999
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:32,483
- [Mike] He has a lot of trust issues.
1000
01:02:33,773 --> 01:02:36,313
- We've been dating for six months now.
1001
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:39,600
I kind of think he's the one.
1002
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:41,254
- Really?
1003
01:02:41,254 --> 01:02:45,604
- Yeah. (laughs)
1004
01:02:47,477 --> 01:02:50,280
- Everything is okay with Koko.
1005
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:53,350
- And everything's fine here.
1006
01:02:53,350 --> 01:02:55,306
Well, we'll have to do this again sometime
1007
01:02:55,306 --> 01:02:57,530
when I get back in town.
1008
01:02:57,530 --> 01:03:00,383
And hopefully you two
will have news for me.
1009
01:03:02,140 --> 01:03:02,973
- Maybe I will.
1010
01:03:06,770 --> 01:03:10,310
- Okay Mr. Curtison, now we have some idea
1011
01:03:10,310 --> 01:03:13,680
of his mindset and background.
1012
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:18,670
But what was it that
solidified your client's desire
1013
01:03:18,670 --> 01:03:20,810
to marry his pet dog?
1014
01:03:20,810 --> 01:03:22,193
I was just about to finish.
1015
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,963
I know you've been very
patient with me thus far.
1016
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:29,633
- Let's hear it.
1017
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:47,830
- That all people should
be treated equally
1018
01:03:47,830 --> 01:03:50,583
regardless of who they
are or who they love.
1019
01:03:53,090 --> 01:03:58,090
It's a victory for the allies
and friends and supporters
1020
01:03:59,060 --> 01:04:02,800
who spent years even
decades working and praying
1021
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,160
for change to come.
1022
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:06,280
This morning the Supreme Court recognized
1023
01:04:07,142 --> 01:04:10,060
that the constitution
guarantees marriage equality
1024
01:04:10,060 --> 01:04:15,060
and slowly made an entire country realize
1025
01:04:18,110 --> 01:04:19,010
that love is love.
1026
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:21,760
- Many couples taking
advantage of the rights
1027
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:24,700
they've been granted to
choose their own partner
1028
01:04:24,700 --> 01:04:28,130
are foregoing the
traditional church ceremony
1029
01:04:28,130 --> 01:04:31,130
opting instead for a simple civil service.
1030
01:04:31,130 --> 01:04:33,027
As many faiths have enough--
1031
01:04:34,793 --> 01:04:36,043
- Did you hear that girl?
1032
01:04:39,350 --> 01:04:42,323
With these new laws, we
can marry who we want.
1033
01:04:45,330 --> 01:04:47,973
- If you love us so much,
why don't you marry Koko?
1034
01:04:49,420 --> 01:04:51,260
- Marriage is an ultimate commitment
1035
01:04:51,260 --> 01:04:54,140
between two living souls.
1036
01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:57,083
- I didn't even think about it.
1037
01:04:57,083 --> 01:04:59,183
I didn't even think about a legal wedding.
1038
01:05:05,950 --> 01:05:09,173
In order to honor you
in the highest regard,
1039
01:05:10,090 --> 01:05:14,153
Koko, Will you marry me?
1040
01:05:14,153 --> 01:05:15,283
Will you marry me?
1041
01:05:19,178 --> 01:05:20,043
And it's settled.
1042
01:05:21,383 --> 01:05:24,202
We'll head down to the courthouse tomorrow
1043
01:05:24,202 --> 01:05:26,093
and get our license.
1044
01:05:28,430 --> 01:05:32,563
Oh man, I got to call Mike.
1045
01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:34,727
I got to call Patricia.
1046
01:05:34,727 --> 01:05:36,493
They can meet us down there.
1047
01:05:54,803 --> 01:05:56,560
Hey Mike, I need you to try to break away
1048
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:58,060
from your conference tomorrow.
1049
01:05:59,046 --> 01:06:00,620
I'm gonna be at the courthouse tomorrow
1050
01:06:00,620 --> 01:06:02,023
and I need your help.
1051
01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:05,297
I have something really
important I need to take care of,
1052
01:06:05,297 --> 01:06:06,393
and I need you there.
1053
01:06:07,770 --> 01:06:08,603
Meet me at ten.
1054
01:06:18,632 --> 01:06:21,299
(phone ringing)
1055
01:06:23,660 --> 01:06:25,513
- Hey Randy, what's up?
1056
01:06:26,870 --> 01:06:29,923
- First, I wanna say I had a
great time the other night.
1057
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:32,490
You're great company.
1058
01:06:33,420 --> 01:06:34,720
Sorry I was so distracted.
1059
01:06:35,810 --> 01:06:37,280
- Oh no, it's okay.
1060
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:40,533
I mean, if I can't understand
puppy love who can, right?
1061
01:06:41,890 --> 01:06:42,723
You at work?
1062
01:06:44,850 --> 01:06:47,920
- No actually, I took some time off to,
1063
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:50,290
to think about some things.
1064
01:06:50,290 --> 01:06:51,436
- Like what?
1065
01:06:51,436 --> 01:06:54,300
- I'm going down to
the courthouse tomorrow
1066
01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:56,720
and I really want you to be there.
1067
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:58,774
I have something really special planned
1068
01:06:58,774 --> 01:07:00,953
and I need you to be there.
1069
01:07:03,150 --> 01:07:03,983
Can you come?
1070
01:07:05,740 --> 01:07:08,173
Yeah sure, if it's that important.
1071
01:07:09,540 --> 01:07:11,860
I can get off work, what time?
1072
01:07:11,860 --> 01:07:12,693
- At 10.
1073
01:07:13,674 --> 01:07:16,550
- You wanna give me a hint
about what's happening
1074
01:07:16,550 --> 01:07:17,663
at the courthouse.
1075
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:21,563
- No, I'd rather it be a surprise.
1076
01:07:22,420 --> 01:07:23,800
You'll understand when you get there,
1077
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,250
and Mike should be there too.
1078
01:07:26,620 --> 01:07:29,273
- Okay, I'll be there.
1079
01:07:30,488 --> 01:07:31,570
- Okay, great.
1080
01:07:31,570 --> 01:07:32,403
You're the best.
1081
01:07:33,730 --> 01:07:36,073
- Okay, bye.
1082
01:07:40,371 --> 01:07:42,407
Oh my God,
1083
01:07:42,407 --> 01:07:45,480
Oh my God, he's gonna propose.
1084
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:47,170
Oh, I need to do my nails.
1085
01:07:47,170 --> 01:07:48,790
I need to get a new dress.
1086
01:07:48,790 --> 01:07:50,973
Oh my God, he is gonna propose.
1087
01:07:52,523 --> 01:07:55,273
(Trish laughing)
1088
01:08:03,209 --> 01:08:05,160
Do you think it's too fast?
1089
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,200
I mean, I know Randy and
I just started dating
1090
01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:10,700
six months ago, but I'm really excited.
1091
01:08:10,700 --> 01:08:12,110
- You're fine.
1092
01:08:12,110 --> 01:08:12,943
- There he is.
1093
01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:18,320
- Hey Randy, you can't bring your--
1094
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:20,570
- Yes, can I help you?
1095
01:08:20,570 --> 01:08:24,160
Excuse me, sir, I'm sorry,
1096
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,540
but unless that's a
registered service animal
1097
01:08:26,540 --> 01:08:28,510
there are no pets
allowed in this building.
1098
01:08:28,510 --> 01:08:30,687
Your dog needs to wait outside.
1099
01:08:30,687 --> 01:08:33,290
- We're here today because,
1100
01:08:33,290 --> 01:08:35,647
we're applying for a marriage license.
1101
01:08:35,647 --> 01:08:38,260
And I'm applying with the love of my life.
1102
01:08:38,260 --> 01:08:40,820
- Well, that's a very sweet way to propose
1103
01:08:40,820 --> 01:08:43,283
but your dog still needs to wait outside.
1104
01:08:45,290 --> 01:08:47,260
I don't think you understand.
1105
01:08:47,260 --> 01:08:49,023
I'm here for our license.
1106
01:08:50,090 --> 01:08:52,950
- Sir, in order to obtain a dog license
1107
01:08:52,950 --> 01:08:55,862
you don't need to bring
your dog into the building.
1108
01:08:55,862 --> 01:08:58,440
- No, we're not here for a dog license,
1109
01:08:58,440 --> 01:09:00,550
I'm here for a wedding license,
1110
01:09:00,550 --> 01:09:04,033
for myself and my bride to be, Koko.
1111
01:09:04,900 --> 01:09:06,250
I don't know what kind of sick joke
1112
01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:08,200
you're trying to pull here, but--
1113
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:09,213
- It's not a joke.
1114
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:13,060
She's the soul I feel most
connected to in this world.
1115
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:17,130
- Security, I need your help here.
1116
01:09:20,210 --> 01:09:22,650
- Okay, what's going on?
1117
01:09:22,650 --> 01:09:27,470
- This nut over here is trying
to obtain a marriage license
1118
01:09:27,470 --> 01:09:30,810
for him and his four legged bride.
1119
01:09:30,810 --> 01:09:32,689
Would you handle this please?
1120
01:09:32,689 --> 01:09:36,433
- Yes. Sir, I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave now.
1121
01:09:39,070 --> 01:09:39,903
Now.
1122
01:09:43,020 --> 01:09:43,853
- Excuse me.
1123
01:09:45,260 --> 01:09:46,840
I'm so sorry.
1124
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:47,673
Randy.
1125
01:09:50,340 --> 01:09:51,173
Randy.
1126
01:09:52,710 --> 01:09:53,543
Randy,
1127
01:09:55,577 --> 01:09:58,147
have you lost your beloved mind?
1128
01:09:58,147 --> 01:10:00,509
You can't marry a dog, man.
1129
01:10:00,509 --> 01:10:01,859
Have you flipped out on me?
1130
01:10:02,807 --> 01:10:04,123
- Where did Trish go?
1131
01:10:05,860 --> 01:10:07,260
- Probably to a bar to get a drink
1132
01:10:07,260 --> 01:10:09,460
because of that public humiliation.
1133
01:10:09,460 --> 01:10:10,850
- Public humiliation?
1134
01:10:10,850 --> 01:10:12,650
I was the one they were laughing at.
1135
01:10:13,610 --> 01:10:17,620
- Jeez man, are you that
blinded by that dog?
1136
01:10:17,620 --> 01:10:20,869
Trish thought you were here
to get a license to marry her,
1137
01:10:20,869 --> 01:10:22,313
not Koko.
1138
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,850
You said it be a special day for her.
1139
01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:29,646
- Because she was the one
who brought us together.
1140
01:10:29,646 --> 01:10:31,760
I thought she of all
people would understand
1141
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:35,700
why I was doing what I was
doing and be happy for us.
1142
01:10:35,700 --> 01:10:38,303
I'm sure when I explain it
to her, she'll understand.
1143
01:10:39,820 --> 01:10:41,170
- She'll know more than me.
1144
01:10:43,090 --> 01:10:45,150
I feel this connection with Koko,
1145
01:10:45,150 --> 01:10:48,370
stronger than anything
else alive in this world.
1146
01:10:48,370 --> 01:10:53,100
And I want to honor that bond
in the highest regard possible
1147
01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:54,493
and take her as my bride.
1148
01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:58,890
- Randy, I understand everything
you went through as a kid
1149
01:10:58,890 --> 01:11:01,340
and everything which you've
lost, including Jessica.
1150
01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:05,250
- Jessica opened up my eyes and my heart.
1151
01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:07,900
Without her, I would never
have found my way to Koko.
1152
01:11:09,335 --> 01:11:11,685
And besides, aren't you
the civil rights champ?
1153
01:11:12,540 --> 01:11:14,590
Don't I have a right to marry who I want?
1154
01:11:16,885 --> 01:11:20,183
- It's kinda been a debate
about who you came marry,
1155
01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:25,020
but a dog, I don't know.
1156
01:11:25,020 --> 01:11:25,960
I have to do some research.
1157
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:27,460
- Help, help me Mike.
1158
01:11:27,460 --> 01:11:30,060
Please, help me.
1159
01:11:30,060 --> 01:11:31,460
Help me get married to Koko.
1160
01:11:32,892 --> 01:11:35,590
A marriage license may
just be a piece of paper
1161
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:37,770
but it would mean everything to me,
1162
01:11:37,770 --> 01:11:40,423
if I could show that
we're bonded together.
1163
01:11:42,170 --> 01:11:44,833
- You know I'm fresh out
of law school, right?
1164
01:11:46,950 --> 01:11:48,940
You really think I can work miracles?
1165
01:11:48,940 --> 01:11:51,293
- Yes, I always thought that of you.
1166
01:11:55,100 --> 01:11:57,930
- Okay Randy, call it.
1167
01:11:57,930 --> 01:11:59,580
- You still have that lucky coin?
1168
01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:01,283
Heads.
1169
01:12:04,630 --> 01:12:05,463
- Heads it is.
1170
01:12:11,380 --> 01:12:12,863
It's like she understands.
1171
01:12:14,180 --> 01:12:18,183
- She knows Mike, somehow she knows.
1172
01:12:20,723 --> 01:12:23,640
- Okay Randy, I'll follow the case.
1173
01:12:35,271 --> 01:12:37,938
(door knocking)
1174
01:12:45,241 --> 01:12:46,610
- Mr. Randy Bobbs?
1175
01:12:46,610 --> 01:12:47,443
- Yes.
1176
01:12:49,870 --> 01:12:54,740
- Mr. Bobbs, we are from
Animal Protection Services
1177
01:12:56,260 --> 01:12:58,110
I'm Sam Advow and she's...
1178
01:12:58,110 --> 01:13:00,913
- Zia, Zia Fret animal control officer.
1179
01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:03,960
- How can I help you guys?
1180
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:06,870
- Listen, we're here
because we got a report
1181
01:13:06,870 --> 01:13:09,503
of potential abuse on a dog named Koko.
1182
01:13:11,140 --> 01:13:13,713
- Abuse, what kind of abuse?
1183
01:13:15,590 --> 01:13:17,710
Who would make such a claim?
1184
01:13:17,710 --> 01:13:20,640
I take care of Koko with the
utmost respect she deserves.
1185
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:22,653
I would never harm or endanger her.
1186
01:13:24,250 --> 01:13:25,313
This is insane.
1187
01:13:26,260 --> 01:13:31,260
Mr. Bobbs, I have court orders
to get custody of your dog
1188
01:13:32,630 --> 01:13:34,380
until it has been determined
1189
01:13:34,380 --> 01:13:37,913
whether she has been
abused or not in any way.
1190
01:13:39,115 --> 01:13:39,948
Here.
1191
01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:50,200
- Oh God, you think I...
1192
01:13:51,210 --> 01:13:55,223
- Well, you did try to marry her.
1193
01:13:57,470 --> 01:14:01,023
Are you two doing anything?
1194
01:14:01,870 --> 01:14:02,703
- You're sick.
1195
01:14:04,642 --> 01:14:08,040
- Mr. Bobbs, whether she
has been abused or not,
1196
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:09,653
it has to be determined.
1197
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:12,230
According to this court order,
1198
01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:15,443
please surrender your dog to Ms. Zia.
1199
01:14:20,348 --> 01:14:21,483
- Where did she go?
1200
01:14:23,890 --> 01:14:27,083
- Let me get her, she's probably scared.
1201
01:14:29,613 --> 01:14:32,830
Koko,
1202
01:14:32,830 --> 01:14:34,063
Koko,
1203
01:14:36,119 --> 01:14:38,619
(dog panting)
1204
01:14:42,930 --> 01:14:46,398
Look, I don't know what this is about but,
1205
01:14:46,398 --> 01:14:48,698
I think I have a good
idea of who's behind it.
1206
01:14:50,540 --> 01:14:52,820
So just go with these people
1207
01:14:52,820 --> 01:14:54,520
and they'll take good care of you.
1208
01:14:56,289 --> 01:14:57,571
- Hey, come with me.
1209
01:14:57,571 --> 01:14:59,497
- You guys will take care of her, right?
1210
01:14:59,497 --> 01:15:02,664
- Yeah, we will take good care of her.
1211
01:15:10,748 --> 01:15:13,165
(soft music)
1212
01:15:27,590 --> 01:15:31,370
- Hey, I know what happened to Koko.
1213
01:15:31,370 --> 01:15:32,513
- I bet you do.
1214
01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:37,140
How could you file a report against me?
1215
01:15:37,140 --> 01:15:39,150
I know you're upset about
the courthouse fiasco
1216
01:15:39,150 --> 01:15:43,823
but why don't you tell them
I would do something to Koko.
1217
01:15:43,823 --> 01:15:45,960
Don't you know how much I love her?
1218
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:48,390
- Randy, I'm not the
one that turned you in.
1219
01:15:48,390 --> 01:15:50,150
We got a court order that says an official
1220
01:15:50,150 --> 01:15:52,583
filed report of potential abuse, not me.
1221
01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:55,913
- The court, so it's part of my lawsuit.
1222
01:15:58,865 --> 01:16:02,140
Oh my God, Tricia, I didn't wanna believe
1223
01:16:02,140 --> 01:16:03,690
you would do something so cold.
1224
01:16:05,050 --> 01:16:06,950
- I was really hurt at the courthouse.
1225
01:16:07,791 --> 01:16:10,460
I thought you were gonna propose.
1226
01:16:10,460 --> 01:16:12,440
And I probably would have said no,
1227
01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:14,940
because we haven't known
each other that long but,
1228
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:17,710
I thought about it.
1229
01:16:18,750 --> 01:16:23,750
Randy you're sweet and caring
and a little naive at times.
1230
01:16:25,710 --> 01:16:29,840
But this is something you
really want, I understand.
1231
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:30,673
I get it.
1232
01:16:33,682 --> 01:16:36,270
- They're not telling me anything, Trish.
1233
01:16:36,270 --> 01:16:37,553
I don't even know where she is.
1234
01:16:37,553 --> 01:16:39,310
She could be hurting somewhere.
1235
01:16:39,310 --> 01:16:42,110
- That's why I messaged
you, she's with us.
1236
01:16:42,110 --> 01:16:43,630
- Oh, thank God.
1237
01:16:43,630 --> 01:16:45,660
At your animal shelter?
1238
01:16:45,660 --> 01:16:46,493
- Yeah.
1239
01:16:47,790 --> 01:16:50,370
Between you and me, the
vet checks did not find
1240
01:16:50,370 --> 01:16:51,690
any signs of abuse.
1241
01:16:51,690 --> 01:16:53,790
We're just holding her until your hearing.
1242
01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:57,370
- So Koko is okay?
1243
01:16:57,370 --> 01:17:00,500
- No, she's not eating, she's not active.
1244
01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:02,340
She's really sad without you.
1245
01:17:02,340 --> 01:17:04,853
But I'm doing my best to keep her company.
1246
01:17:07,584 --> 01:17:09,139
- Okay, good.
1247
01:17:09,139 --> 01:17:11,972
(phone vibrating)
1248
01:17:13,730 --> 01:17:14,613
It's Mike.
1249
01:17:16,290 --> 01:17:17,273
Hi, hi Mike.
1250
01:17:18,290 --> 01:17:19,940
Thank you for getting back to me.
1251
01:17:21,262 --> 01:17:23,230
Yeah.
1252
01:17:23,230 --> 01:17:24,480
Yeah, they just took her.
1253
01:17:26,140 --> 01:17:29,173
They had a court order, so
I had to let them, right?
1254
01:17:30,495 --> 01:17:33,497
But thankfully, Trish
is looking after her.
1255
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:37,950
Mike, can you file a
motion to get Koko back?
1256
01:17:37,950 --> 01:17:41,903
Something, I need to hang over
here, I'm literally dying.
1257
01:17:45,190 --> 01:17:46,910
Okay, okay.
1258
01:17:46,910 --> 01:17:47,743
All right, bye bye.
1259
01:17:47,743 --> 01:17:48,763
Mike, thank you.
1260
01:17:54,220 --> 01:17:55,823
Patricia, I'm sorry.
1261
01:17:57,300 --> 01:17:58,980
- Mike is gonna do something.
1262
01:17:58,980 --> 01:18:00,480
They can't get away with this.
1263
01:18:01,970 --> 01:18:04,633
- Thank you Tricia, you're a great friend.
1264
01:18:06,330 --> 01:18:09,233
- Yeah, friends.
1265
01:18:17,300 --> 01:18:21,360
- Okay Mr. Curtison, you did
a fine job telling a story,
1266
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:24,840
but I'd need some solid precedent,
1267
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:27,890
some other cases where this has happened
1268
01:18:27,890 --> 01:18:30,363
to at least consider your case.
1269
01:18:31,810 --> 01:18:34,010
- Your honor, I will present evidence,
1270
01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:35,780
showing people all over the world,
1271
01:18:35,780 --> 01:18:37,375
being allowed to marry animal.
1272
01:18:37,375 --> 01:18:39,293
(audience laughing)
1273
01:18:39,293 --> 01:18:41,740
(hammer pounding)
1274
01:18:41,740 --> 01:18:45,770
- Okay everyone, if we can't
act like grownups about this,
1275
01:18:45,770 --> 01:18:47,053
everyone's out of here.
1276
01:18:48,070 --> 01:18:50,170
That's your first warning.
1277
01:18:50,170 --> 01:18:53,020
Okay Mr. Curtison, it's on you.
1278
01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:55,863
- So judge Howard, are you married?
1279
01:18:55,863 --> 01:18:57,534
(audience laughing)
1280
01:18:57,534 --> 01:19:00,367
(hammer pounding)
1281
01:19:02,060 --> 01:19:06,923
- That's your second time, three
strikes and everyone's out.
1282
01:19:08,940 --> 01:19:10,023
Do you get it people?
1283
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:13,307
And you Mr. Curtison,
1284
01:19:14,347 --> 01:19:17,790
you can't ask me a question like that.
1285
01:19:17,790 --> 01:19:20,401
The tone in which you asked it,
1286
01:19:20,401 --> 01:19:24,840
didn't get lost on the
gallery, nor myself.
1287
01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:27,840
Another little crowd-pleaser like that,
1288
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:30,210
I'll hold you for contempt.
1289
01:19:30,210 --> 01:19:32,350
- I beg your pardon for
the bit of grand standing,
1290
01:19:32,350 --> 01:19:33,950
your honor.
1291
01:19:33,950 --> 01:19:36,223
But I just wanted you to be open-minded.
1292
01:19:40,411 --> 01:19:43,743
- I'm not an unsympathetic
person, Mr. Curtison,
1293
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:49,360
I will listen and weigh
out all the evidence
1294
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:51,343
for your case that you bring before me.
1295
01:19:52,410 --> 01:19:55,340
And for the record, I've been married
1296
01:19:55,340 --> 01:19:59,763
to the man of my dreams for over 36 years.
1297
01:20:01,290 --> 01:20:02,233
You may continue.
1298
01:20:03,670 --> 01:20:04,870
- Thank you, your honor.
1299
01:20:05,810 --> 01:20:08,040
My point was only to illustrate that Koko
1300
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:11,240
bonded immediately with Mr. Bobbs
1301
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:13,640
the first time they were introduced.
1302
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:16,500
Just like all pure and natural love does.
1303
01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:19,913
- Oh please, isn't that enough?
1304
01:20:20,780 --> 01:20:24,783
- Mr. Stills, you are way out of line.
1305
01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:28,160
- These two are clearly
just attention seekers
1306
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:30,820
for who knows what reason.
1307
01:20:30,820 --> 01:20:32,670
They can't actually
expect you to entertain
1308
01:20:32,670 --> 01:20:34,563
these senseless ideas.
1309
01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:36,913
- Thank you.
1310
01:20:38,020 --> 01:20:40,920
Thank you for looking
out for me Mr, Stills,
1311
01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:43,961
but I'm a big girl and I'll decide
1312
01:20:43,961 --> 01:20:47,943
what I can entertain and what I can't.
1313
01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:50,263
Are we clear?
1314
01:20:51,106 --> 01:20:53,123
- Yes, your honor. Yes.
1315
01:20:56,370 --> 01:20:58,303
- You'll get your turn soon enough.
1316
01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,820
You were saying Mr. Curtison?
1317
01:21:02,820 --> 01:21:04,020
- Thank you, your honor.
1318
01:21:05,230 --> 01:21:09,370
I was saying, none of
us can clearly define
1319
01:21:09,370 --> 01:21:12,360
what it means to love or be in love.
1320
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:15,710
We feel something, a
physiological reaction
1321
01:21:15,710 --> 01:21:17,933
to another that we just can't explain.
1322
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:23,693
It's not perverse or a natural,
1323
01:21:24,660 --> 01:21:27,233
on the contrary, it's totally organic.
1324
01:21:28,870 --> 01:21:32,260
We will show you there
is no reason why Mr. Bobs
1325
01:21:32,260 --> 01:21:34,260
shouldn't be granted a marriage license.
1326
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:39,310
And we will cite real instances.
1327
01:21:39,310 --> 01:21:40,410
Thank you, your honor.
1328
01:21:43,134 --> 01:21:45,733
- You know, we'll see
about these other cases.
1329
01:21:47,050 --> 01:21:48,780
Okay. All right.
1330
01:21:48,780 --> 01:21:53,290
Now the question to the
County is, Mr. Stills is,
1331
01:21:53,290 --> 01:21:57,940
should we go against our
established procedures?
1332
01:21:57,940 --> 01:22:00,210
Like my grandpa used to say,
1333
01:22:00,210 --> 01:22:03,253
if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
1334
01:22:04,650 --> 01:22:06,400
Okay Mr. Stills.
1335
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:07,340
- Thank you, your honor.
1336
01:22:07,340 --> 01:22:09,373
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
1337
01:22:11,330 --> 01:22:14,760
This statute has been on
the books for over 100 years
1338
01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:17,643
and it needs to remain in
effect without exception.
1339
01:22:18,930 --> 01:22:22,110
Think of the chaos this would cause
1340
01:22:22,110 --> 01:22:24,750
when processing standpoint alone.
1341
01:22:24,750 --> 01:22:27,540
Forms would have to be changed
from male, female and other,
1342
01:22:27,540 --> 01:22:29,593
to species specific.
1343
01:22:30,820 --> 01:22:32,620
And why stop at animals?
1344
01:22:32,620 --> 01:22:34,550
This could lead the
request to marry everything
1345
01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:37,753
from pickup trucks to robots.
1346
01:22:38,810 --> 01:22:42,223
Today's circus simply can't be allowed.
1347
01:22:43,910 --> 01:22:45,010
Thank you, your honor.
1348
01:22:46,070 --> 01:22:47,270
- Ball is in your court.
1349
01:22:48,110 --> 01:22:50,063
You may present your evidence.
1350
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:53,400
- Your honor, I have
copies for your review.
1351
01:22:53,400 --> 01:22:54,293
May I approach?
1352
01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:05,800
- Well thank you for saving
me the research Mr. Curtison.
1353
01:23:06,330 --> 01:23:08,620
I would also like to ask your kindness.
1354
01:23:08,620 --> 01:23:12,610
I have a few witnesses, they
will testify to strengthen bond
1355
01:23:12,610 --> 01:23:13,913
between Randy and Koko.
1356
01:23:15,430 --> 01:23:20,300
- Okay, you have my permission
to present your witnesses,
1357
01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:24,158
provided I don't have any
objection from the County.
1358
01:23:24,158 --> 01:23:26,270
- [Mr. Stills] Fine, your honor.
1359
01:23:26,270 --> 01:23:27,730
- Good.
1360
01:23:27,730 --> 01:23:30,370
We're gonna take a 15 minute recess
1361
01:23:30,370 --> 01:23:35,370
and officer Rice, make sure
that the animal control officer
1362
01:23:35,690 --> 01:23:36,669
and the psychiatrist are here.
1363
01:23:36,669 --> 01:23:40,491
- [Officer Rice] Yes your
honor, I will bring them in.
1364
01:23:40,491 --> 01:23:42,740
(hammer pounding)
1365
01:23:42,740 --> 01:23:44,147
- Court is adjourned.
1366
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,750
(crowd chanting)
1367
01:23:50,368 --> 01:23:52,570
- Dr. Kingston, a man
by the name Randy Bobbs
1368
01:23:52,570 --> 01:23:53,403
wants to marry his dog.
1369
01:23:53,403 --> 01:23:56,430
Does that mean he is
suffering from schizophrenia?
1370
01:23:56,430 --> 01:23:59,810
- Listen, as Mr. Bobbs
psychiatrist, I'm here to testify
1371
01:23:59,810 --> 01:24:01,057
not give any views.
1372
01:24:04,910 --> 01:24:07,120
- Hi Randy, hi Mike.
1373
01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:09,230
- Trish, did you bring Koko?
1374
01:24:09,230 --> 01:24:11,520
- She's outside with animal control.
1375
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:12,980
- She's here, can I see her?
1376
01:24:12,980 --> 01:24:16,410
- No, you still got a hearing to finish.
1377
01:24:16,410 --> 01:24:17,640
- Court is now back in session.
1378
01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:19,883
- I wish you guys all the best.
1379
01:24:27,290 --> 01:24:31,643
- Officer rice, I want the
County witnesses first.
1380
01:24:42,224 --> 01:24:43,583
- Good morning, your honor.
1381
01:24:44,540 --> 01:24:46,763
Mr. Bobbs is not crazy.
1382
01:24:48,410 --> 01:24:52,773
He's a highly intelligent,
highly successful young man.
1383
01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:58,283
He just wants to marry
who he wants to marry.
1384
01:24:59,630 --> 01:25:03,093
- There was a complain
came from, county clerk.
1385
01:25:05,450 --> 01:25:10,450
But all we found, a guy who
loves and cares his dog.
1386
01:25:12,314 --> 01:25:14,623
We don't see any abuse.
1387
01:25:15,870 --> 01:25:19,440
So Animal Control is willing
to release Koko to Randy.
1388
01:25:19,440 --> 01:25:20,990
I've seen my friend Randy,
1389
01:25:20,990 --> 01:25:23,040
deal with a lot of heartache in his life,
1390
01:25:24,730 --> 01:25:25,823
but now he's happy.
1391
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:30,700
He's never been as happy
as he is with Koko.
1392
01:25:30,700 --> 01:25:33,283
- It's not just about Randy,
1393
01:25:34,650 --> 01:25:39,650
Koko needs him too, she's
not doing good without him.
1394
01:25:44,650 --> 01:25:46,883
She barely eats.
1395
01:25:47,980 --> 01:25:52,980
You know, I have never
seen such love between
1396
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:55,163
two individuals.
1397
01:25:56,900 --> 01:25:58,683
- Since Randy has found Koko,
1398
01:26:00,524 --> 01:26:03,200
he has been more motivated than ever.
1399
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:07,393
Since Koko was taken away, Bobbs
has been miserable at work.
1400
01:26:09,770 --> 01:26:12,140
He misses her terribly.
1401
01:26:12,140 --> 01:26:13,333
- I raised Randy,
1402
01:26:14,260 --> 01:26:17,073
but he taught me a very
important lesson in life.
1403
01:26:19,130 --> 01:26:22,060
I was injured during the Gulf War
1404
01:26:22,060 --> 01:26:23,513
and I can't have sex anymore.
1405
01:26:25,060 --> 01:26:26,560
I used to believe that,
1406
01:26:26,560 --> 01:26:29,590
I couldn't have a relationship without sex
1407
01:26:29,590 --> 01:26:33,313
but when I saw the love
between Randy and Koko,
1408
01:26:34,180 --> 01:26:37,430
it gave me a realization
there's so much more
1409
01:26:37,430 --> 01:26:39,253
to a relationship than sex.
1410
01:26:41,230 --> 01:26:45,933
I started dating and I think
I found the right woman.
1411
01:26:47,781 --> 01:26:51,970
It would be very fitting
for Randy to be allowed
1412
01:26:51,970 --> 01:26:53,733
to be with the woman he wants.
1413
01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:56,753
Thank you, your honor.
1414
01:27:02,007 --> 01:27:04,303
- [Officer Rice] Randy Bobbs to the stand.
1415
01:27:17,460 --> 01:27:18,623
You may be seated.
1416
01:27:25,270 --> 01:27:29,663
- This is your chance to
tell your side in your words.
1417
01:27:32,160 --> 01:27:35,583
- First, thank you your honor,
for hearing my case today.
1418
01:27:37,570 --> 01:27:41,053
I'll do my best to explain why
I want to take this action.
1419
01:27:42,220 --> 01:27:45,920
- I must say Mr. Bobbs,
you have demonstrated
1420
01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:48,533
amazing resiliency in your life.
1421
01:27:49,480 --> 01:27:51,710
You have suffered great losses
1422
01:27:54,100 --> 01:27:55,833
and it truly saddens me.
1423
01:27:57,320 --> 01:27:58,583
- Thank you, your honor.
1424
01:28:00,470 --> 01:28:03,930
It was those losses that kept me in fear
1425
01:28:03,930 --> 01:28:06,223
of of love and relationships.
1426
01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:11,583
I've always found it hard
to open up with people.
1427
01:28:14,220 --> 01:28:16,530
I tried with my first fiance
1428
01:28:16,530 --> 01:28:20,653
but she left me and I
was devastated again.
1429
01:28:22,840 --> 01:28:27,840
But then I met Koko and
my whole life has changed.
1430
01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:31,693
I'm a better person because of Koko.
1431
01:28:34,890 --> 01:28:38,203
I've never felt this bond
with anyone else before.
1432
01:28:39,970 --> 01:28:42,813
She's there for me, and I'm there for her.
1433
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:45,880
That's what it means to be in love.
1434
01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:47,707
The more time we spend together,
1435
01:28:47,707 --> 01:28:51,090
the more whole I feel as a person.
1436
01:28:51,090 --> 01:28:55,830
I want to have a lawful
official way to pay tribute
1437
01:28:55,830 --> 01:28:58,123
to the soul I feel most connected to.
1438
01:28:59,980 --> 01:29:01,730
That's why I decided to marry Koko.
1439
01:29:04,580 --> 01:29:09,580
But when the County took
her away, I'm sorry.
1440
01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:15,200
I apologize, your honor.
1441
01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:20,200
I just want the world
to acknowledge how pure,
1442
01:29:20,540 --> 01:29:25,133
how right the bond between us is.
1443
01:29:27,080 --> 01:29:29,700
So what if she's a different species?
1444
01:29:29,700 --> 01:29:33,713
The bond we have, the love is real.
1445
01:29:34,930 --> 01:29:37,770
Marriage is the only way to to acknowledge
1446
01:29:37,770 --> 01:29:39,293
and celebrate that love.
1447
01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:43,573
I'm not asking for much, am I your honor?
1448
01:29:45,690 --> 01:29:49,170
- You're asking for an
awful lot, Mr. Bobbs.
1449
01:29:49,170 --> 01:29:51,970
It's gonna be tough for me to say yes,
1450
01:29:51,970 --> 01:29:55,630
because even if your attorney has provided
1451
01:29:55,630 --> 01:29:59,770
and presented anecdotal evidence
of cases all over the world
1452
01:30:02,890 --> 01:30:06,020
I have to follow the law
of this jurisdiction.
1453
01:30:06,020 --> 01:30:09,150
And I'm sorry, but I
don't believe that the law
1454
01:30:09,150 --> 01:30:10,463
is going to allow that.
1455
01:30:11,420 --> 01:30:13,453
- Your honor, if I may interject.
1456
01:30:16,630 --> 01:30:19,073
Yes Mr. Curtison, this is your witness.
1457
01:30:20,010 --> 01:30:22,660
- Your honor, we're all
here today because my client
1458
01:30:22,660 --> 01:30:26,280
is forbidden by law to
marry his dog, correct?
1459
01:30:26,280 --> 01:30:30,632
- You are interrupting
me to state the obvious?
1460
01:30:30,632 --> 01:30:33,973
I hope this is in some kind
of attempt to skirt the law.
1461
01:30:35,340 --> 01:30:37,060
- Funny you should say that,
1462
01:30:37,060 --> 01:30:41,573
we're not here to skirt
the law, nor is the County.
1463
01:30:43,050 --> 01:30:44,690
If your honor will allow me,
1464
01:30:44,690 --> 01:30:46,290
I like to read the law out loud.
1465
01:30:47,430 --> 01:30:49,563
- Perhaps you better, Mr. Curtison.
1466
01:30:50,930 --> 01:30:53,060
- Your honor, the statute clearly states,
1467
01:30:53,060 --> 01:30:55,700
the marriage is between two people.
1468
01:30:55,700 --> 01:31:00,700
- Technically Mr. Stills
is incorrect, and I quote,
1469
01:31:01,967 --> 01:31:05,180
"A marriage license shall be
issued to two consenting adults
1470
01:31:05,180 --> 01:31:06,980
who can appear before the clerk."
1471
01:31:06,980 --> 01:31:10,423
The law only requires
two consenting adults.
1472
01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:16,560
- Okay fine, I'll grant that
Koko is an adult in dog years
1473
01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:21,740
but she can't consent, she's a dog.
1474
01:31:21,740 --> 01:31:24,683
- Your honor, let's just ask Koko.
1475
01:31:25,890 --> 01:31:27,190
- What?
1476
01:31:27,190 --> 01:31:29,437
Here now, in my courtroom?
1477
01:31:30,369 --> 01:31:32,990
- Your honor, I have
proof of scientific study
1478
01:31:32,990 --> 01:31:35,700
showing that everything that
we say a dog can understand.
1479
01:31:35,700 --> 01:31:36,823
May I approach?
1480
01:31:46,510 --> 01:31:48,643
- Okay, Mr. Bobbs is done.
1481
01:31:50,710 --> 01:31:53,513
I'll allow this but, Mr. Curtison,
1482
01:31:55,680 --> 01:31:57,720
is this it for your case?
1483
01:31:57,720 --> 01:31:59,270
What?
1484
01:31:59,270 --> 01:32:01,510
Really, is this it?
1485
01:32:01,510 --> 01:32:02,513
- Yes, your honor.
1486
01:32:05,300 --> 01:32:08,213
- All right Mr. Bobbs, you're dismissed.
1487
01:32:20,879 --> 01:32:24,046
(indistinct chatters)
1488
01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:41,733
- Your honor, this is Koko.
1489
01:32:43,630 --> 01:32:45,890
- She's gorgeous.
1490
01:32:45,890 --> 01:32:50,890
Officer Rice, please have
the witness take the stand.
1491
01:32:52,010 --> 01:32:55,210
- Your honor, a dog in the witness stand?
1492
01:32:55,210 --> 01:32:58,013
- We need to hear from Koko, Mr. Stills.
1493
01:33:03,810 --> 01:33:07,050
Let's see if that study is correct.
1494
01:33:07,050 --> 01:33:12,050
Koko, do you want to get married to Randy?
1495
01:33:16,010 --> 01:33:18,103
- Your honor, you can't be serious.
1496
01:33:19,540 --> 01:33:23,450
What, it is just tone of voice not words.
1497
01:33:23,450 --> 01:33:27,113
Koko, do you wanna get buried?
1498
01:33:29,754 --> 01:33:32,754
(audience laughing)
1499
01:33:35,850 --> 01:33:40,447
- Well, that's certainly a
different reaction, Mr. Stills.
1500
01:33:40,447 --> 01:33:42,573
I don't think she likes you.
1501
01:33:45,060 --> 01:33:47,540
- Well, I still can't
believe that this hound
1502
01:33:48,740 --> 01:33:51,190
can really understand
what's going on here today.
1503
01:33:52,970 --> 01:33:57,970
- No, I think Koko has proven her point.
1504
01:33:58,400 --> 01:34:01,620
Thank you Koko, you are dismissed.
1505
01:34:01,620 --> 01:34:03,023
And thank you officer.
1506
01:34:06,044 --> 01:34:08,544
(dog panting)
1507
01:34:15,170 --> 01:34:19,373
Well, I think we've all
learned something here today.
1508
01:34:20,240 --> 01:34:23,530
There are all forms of love in this world
1509
01:34:23,530 --> 01:34:26,820
and no one person can define it,
1510
01:34:26,820 --> 01:34:29,313
except to know when you're in it.
1511
01:34:31,160 --> 01:34:34,420
And we've learned that
a statute on the books
1512
01:34:34,420 --> 01:34:39,240
needs forever updating
since we are the judicial
1513
01:34:39,240 --> 01:34:44,040
and not the legislative branch
of this fine local government
1514
01:34:44,040 --> 01:34:48,550
we can't alter or bend the
rules specially when stated
1515
01:34:48,550 --> 01:34:51,000
as clearly as they are.
1516
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:52,883
it's up to the lawmakers now,
1517
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:57,650
to put their finger in
this dyke before it leaks
1518
01:34:57,650 --> 01:35:01,893
any more on the floor of
someone else's courtroom.
1519
01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:08,483
I may live to regret this,
but that's my ruling.
1520
01:35:10,260 --> 01:35:15,260
This court orders that Mr.
Bobbs to obtain the license,
1521
01:35:17,550 --> 01:35:20,863
the marriage license that
he is seeking be allowed.
1522
01:35:22,479 --> 01:35:23,640
(hammer pounding)
1523
01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:25,017
Court is adjourned.
1524
01:35:25,017 --> 01:35:28,184
(audience applauding)
1525
01:35:30,981 --> 01:35:34,360
- So there we have it,
the actual news exclusive.
1526
01:35:34,360 --> 01:35:38,280
Judge Howard just ruled,
Randy Bobbs and his dog Koko
1527
01:35:38,280 --> 01:35:39,323
can get married.
1528
01:35:40,777 --> 01:35:43,300
- Koko, Koko, girl
1529
01:35:46,740 --> 01:35:48,537
- Congratulations you two.
1530
01:35:48,537 --> 01:35:49,663
She is all yours.
1531
01:35:52,672 --> 01:35:53,843
- Let's go, let's go.
1532
01:35:55,741 --> 01:35:58,324
(upbeat music)
1533
01:36:06,046 --> 01:36:07,644
- Good job, kid.
1534
01:36:07,644 --> 01:36:08,477
- Thank you.
1535
01:36:08,477 --> 01:36:09,310
- You will be famous.
1536
01:36:13,132 --> 01:36:15,882
(crowd chanting)
1537
01:36:39,851 --> 01:36:44,851
♪ Going nowhere fast ♪
1538
01:36:45,983 --> 01:36:50,983
♪ I was running in place ♪
1539
01:36:51,778 --> 01:36:56,778
♪ Cornered by the past ♪
1540
01:36:57,700 --> 01:37:02,700
♪ Then I saw your face ♪
1541
01:37:03,891 --> 01:37:07,169
♪ Now I'm in love ♪
1542
01:37:07,169 --> 01:37:10,153
♪ I'm in love ♪
1543
01:37:10,153 --> 01:37:12,893
♪ I'm in love ♪
1544
01:37:12,893 --> 01:37:16,006
♪ I'm in love ♪
1545
01:37:16,006 --> 01:37:19,276
♪ I'm in love ♪
1546
01:37:19,276 --> 01:37:22,888
♪ I'm in love ♪
1547
01:37:22,888 --> 01:37:25,721
♪ You don't even see ♪
1548
01:37:25,721 --> 01:37:28,262
♪ What you did for me ♪
1549
01:37:28,262 --> 01:37:33,262
♪ I'm in love ♪
1550
01:37:33,787 --> 01:37:38,787
♪ I was almost gone ♪
1551
01:37:39,709 --> 01:37:44,709
♪ Heaven to come ♪
1552
01:37:45,739 --> 01:37:50,739
♪ You came along ♪
1553
01:37:51,799 --> 01:37:56,799
♪ And you filled me up ♪
1554
01:37:57,823 --> 01:38:01,049
♪ Now I'm I love ♪
1555
01:38:01,049 --> 01:38:04,156
♪ I'm in love ♪
1556
01:38:04,156 --> 01:38:06,872
♪ I'm in love ♪
1557
01:38:06,872 --> 01:38:10,302
♪ I'm in love ♪
1558
01:38:10,302 --> 01:38:13,035
♪ I'm in love ♪
1559
01:38:13,035 --> 01:38:16,869
♪ I'm in love ♪
1560
01:38:16,869 --> 01:38:19,906
♪ Hoping that you know ♪
1561
01:38:19,906 --> 01:38:22,106
♪ How I love you so ♪
1562
01:38:22,106 --> 01:38:24,606
♪ I'm in love ♪
1563
01:38:58,085 --> 01:39:00,958
♪ Now I'm I love ♪
1564
01:39:00,958 --> 01:39:04,216
♪ I'm in love ♪
1565
01:39:04,216 --> 01:39:06,800
♪ I'm in love ♪
1566
01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:09,996
♪ I'm in love ♪
1567
01:39:09,996 --> 01:39:12,861
♪ Now I'm in love ♪
1568
01:39:12,861 --> 01:39:16,990
♪ I'm in love ♪
1569
01:39:16,990 --> 01:39:19,730
♪ You know we are allies ♪
1570
01:39:19,730 --> 01:39:22,153
♪ That you save my life ♪
1571
01:39:22,153 --> 01:39:24,736
♪ I'm in love. ♪
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