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You all look terrific.
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Now, everybody should be
two arms' lengths apart.
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Two arms' lengths apart.
Yeah?
Close-up, my man.
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The object is to create
works of individual
artistic expression.
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Copying is strictly forbidden.
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- Ahh, here comes
the guest of honor now.
- [ Man ] Here he is.
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Salmoneus, I got your message.
It sounded urgent.
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What could be more urgent
than the burning fires
of creative inspiration?
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What?
King Armand wants a new
centerpiece for his museum.
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In exchange,
he'll give a fortune
to the War Orphans' Fund,
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minus my small
finder's fee, of course.
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Uh, how small?
Fifty dinars.
A pittance!
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Financial remuneration
is not always on my mind.
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If we can serve these artisans,
put them on the map...
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and serve charity
at the same time,
it's all worth it, huh?
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And after
they're on the map,
what's your cut?
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Uh, 75%.
Yep.
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And well earned.
If it weren't for me,
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these guys would be painting
cows and pastures the rest
of their anonymous lives.
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[ Sighs ]
I said, no copying, Xerox.
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[ Copy Machine Whirring ]
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[ High-pitched ]
Whoo!
Hmm.
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Okay, this is for art
and charity,
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so you want me
to be a judge, right?
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Uh, that,
and I want you to pose.
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You, my friend,
are going to be
a work of art.
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I, uh,
I don't think so. No.
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Eh, I did mention charity?
The home for poor war orphans?
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[ Sighs ]
Fine.
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They'd like you
to take off your shirt.
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Uh, it's more, um,
expressionistic,
more herculean.
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A-Are you kidding?
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No, I-- There's--
There's a draft in here.
I can't--
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A draft?
You are Hercules,
aren't you?
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No, I can't help.
There's a draft!
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Fine. Fine. Fine.
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Just a thought.
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Why stop with the shirt?
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You know,
they say the purest form
of artistic expression...
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is the nude human figure.
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[ Scoffs ]
Forget it.
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Think of those orphans!
You're talking about a draft!
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They're sleeping under a roof
that doesn't even exist!
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Huh? Come on.
Be a sport.
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Be a hero.
Take off your clothes.
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Do I at least
get a curtain
to change behind?
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- Shy, Hercules?
- Hey!
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[ Chuckling ]
Oh. Look who's here.
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Oh, Atalanta!
Hi.
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I hardly recognized you
with your thighs covered. Oh.
[ Clears Throat ]
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Hercules, Salmoneus,
meet Curteus.
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You know Hercules? How?
You said you were
such a homebody.
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Homebody? Kid you should've
seen her at the first Olympics.
She took a--
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Why, yes.
Just watching was exciting.
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Curteus, would you like
some punch?
Here, I'll get it.
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Atalanta--
[ Coughs ]
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You look more like a schoolmarm
than a female powerhouse,
rippling with sensuous--
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Curteus likes
the soft look.
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Guess it's easier
to imagine me baking cookies...
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than slaving
over a hot forge.
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Baking? Well, if you can
throw a meal together as well
as you throw a javelin,
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I'm coming over
for dinner.
That was then, this is now.
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Hmm?
I've spent my whole life being
competitive in a man's world--
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at work, in sports--
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and what do I have
to show for it?
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[ Together ] Well--
Well, no social life,
that's what.
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Guys just think of me
as one of the guys.
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So that's why I decided
to change my look.
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They're not interested
in the real me.
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If you think that, then you've
been meeting the wrong guys.
[ Joining In ] Wrong guys.
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Boring.
Artists, "schmartists."
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Hey, get a load
of muscle lady
in a dress.
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Yeah.
[ Continues, Indistinct ]
Who would've "thunk" it?
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A smithy
with a girlie streak.
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Make that freak.
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Careful your sweetie
don't crush you
when you snuggle.
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What do you boys
got against Atalanta
anyhow?
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What do you mean,
"boys"?
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We had the only
smithy business going
till she came along.
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Yeah, with her bleeding heart--
free plowshares for the poor.
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[ Man ]
Free plowshares?
What's she thinking?
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What's this about?
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Oh, no.
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Excuse me.
Thirsty?
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We'll fix that.
[ Chuckles ]
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Here, cool off.
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[ Shouting ]
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- Curteus, what happened?
- Sissy-boy slipped.
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Uh, why don't you guys
just back off, okay?
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What? Another defender
of the helpless maiden?
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You don't wanna mess
with me and my clan.
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Only three against one?
You really don't wanna
mess with him.
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Who says
there's only three of us?
[ Chuckling ]
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[ Man ]
Come on.
Don't get bruised.
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Thanks.
[ Man #2 ]
Finally, a little action!
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[ Chuckling ]
[ Woman ]
He don't look so tough!
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I-- I can see the, uh,
family resemblance.
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[ Man #3 ]
Let's get him!
[ Grunts ]
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-[ Man #4 ] Oh! Oh!
- [ Screams ]
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[ Shouting ]
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Go get in there.
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[ Shouting ]
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[ Shouting,
Grunting Continue ]
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[ Snickering ]
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[ Atalanta ]
Not so fast, sister.
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Aaah!
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[ Grunting, Gasping ]
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Yes!
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[ Shouting,
Grunting Continue ]
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- Come on.
- Now that's what I call
a work of art.
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Hey!
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Huh?
[ Shouting ]
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Come on. Get up,
you no-good-for-nothing lunk.
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You let a woman
do that to--
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[ Grunting ]
Hey! Who turned out the sun?
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[ Man Narrating ]
This is the story
of a time long ago,
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a time of myth and legend,
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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,
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and they plagued mankind
with suffering.
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Only one man dared
to challenge their power--
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Hercules.
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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
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a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.
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He journeyed the earth,
battling the minions
of his wicked stepmother, Hera,
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the all-powerful
queen of the gods.
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But wherever
there was evil,
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wherever an innocent
would suffer,
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there would be... Hercules.
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- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]
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Hail!
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Good job.
I'm, uh, sorry you got
swept up into that.
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Don't be.
I haven't had
so much fun in a long time.
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Atalanta?
Curteus, thanks so much
for sticking up for me.
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I never realized
you're so, so--
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Surprising?
Athletic?
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So... muscular.
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I, uh, I-- I gotta go.
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Wait!
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Forget him.
The kid doesn't appreciate
your womanly, wonderful,
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golden gorgeousness
like I do.
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He just wasn't
the right one for you.
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Oh, and who is?
Uh-hum!
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Not you, huh, Hercules?
Atalanta--
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I know.
Don't say it--
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"We'll always be friends."
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[ Grunts ]
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Shoo!
[ Clucking ]
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Well, I did it again,
Hephaestus.
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Stuck my big foot
in my mouth...
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and humiliated myself
in front of the world...
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and Hercules.
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Mmm? No.
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Uh, yeah.
Well, these ought to do it.
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[ Hercules ]
Well?
Coming right up!
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It's about time.
[ Gulps ]
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Here you go.
Thank you.
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Let's hope they enhance
the artistic symmetry and flow.
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Yes.
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Mmm? Ooh.
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[ Gasps ]
[ Man ]
Inspiration.
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[ Woman ]
Look at that!
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[ Man #2 ]
I've never seen anything
like it.
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Confidence!
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Confidence!
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Right. Okay.
Now, interpret
what you feel.
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Interpret
what you see, hmm?
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Each result
should be different.
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After this, you're all
gonna be famous, huh?
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- Salmoneus.
- Yeah.
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- You're slowing them down.
- Right.
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Now, Hercules,
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a little flex!
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You're pushing it.
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Work always
makes me feel better.
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[ Sighing ]
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[ Giggling ]
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[ Hammer Striking Chisel ]
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[ Hammer Striking Metal ]
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[ Sizzling ]
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[ Smashing ]
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[ Hammer Striking Metal ]
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All that racket.
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What do you think
she's buildin'?
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If she's smart,
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her coffin.
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So, what do you think,
Hephaestus?
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Good job, huh?
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I always knew
I had an artistic flair.
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Well, if I can't
have Hercules--
[ Chuckles ]
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I guess this is
the next best thing.
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Forged of fire and steel.
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No blood in his veins.
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Can't disappoint me.
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Can't hurt me.
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Can't make me cry.
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[ Sighs ]
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The perfect man.
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We're alike,
you and I.
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Maybe it's...
my destiny...
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to be a living,
breathing sculpture...
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of muscle and flesh,
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apart from everyone,
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alone forever.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Horse Neighing ]
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00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,363
Oh, so,that'swhat
she's been up to--
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building
her very own boyfriend!
[ Laughing ]
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00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,027
Here. When she gets back,
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we're gonna stick
them muscles of hers...
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and see if they burst.
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Well, I don't know.
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Swillus said let's wait
till Hercules leaves town.
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Well, Swillus ain't here,
is he?
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Now, get ready!
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[ Electrical Surging ]
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[ Both Screaming ]
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[ Screaming Continues ]
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Hmm.
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Hercules?
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- [ Chuckles ]
- Hercules?
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Hmm.
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[ Horse Sputtering ]
Is this a joke?
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Hephaestus,
is this your doing?
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I asked for the perfect man--
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I guess I got him.
[ Grunts ]
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00:16:01,777 --> 00:16:05,281
Well, maybe not exactly
what I expected.
[ Chuckling ]
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Oh, boy,
this is wild.
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You sure look like
the real one.
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[ Knocking ]
[ Man ]
Atalanta, you here?
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I got some horses here
to show you.
Hmm!
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I gotta go.
Just stay put.
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Stay.
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Stay.
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[ Chicken Clucking ]
Hmm?
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[ Clucking Continues ]
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[ Shrieks ]
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[ Clucking ]
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[ Imitates Clucking ]
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[ Sniffing ]
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Hmm.
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00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,169
[ Grunts ]
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00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:18,070
[ Horse Neighs ]
243
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,072
Yolk for the yokel?
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00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,942
How's it taste?
Yummy?
Yummy.
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00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,827
Hmm?
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00:17:24,827 --> 00:17:28,831
No, thanks.
I already had a hearty
ambrosia breakfast.
247
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,569
I gotta admit.
248
00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:36,572
Old Hephaestus
sure does good work.
Mmm.
249
00:17:36,572 --> 00:17:38,574
You look like Hercules,
all right.
250
00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:40,576
Hmm. Hercules?
251
00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:43,429
No. You're Hercules.
252
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:46,432
I'm a goddess, dummy.
Discord's the name.
Hmm.
253
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:50,920
I got me some big
family shoes to fill,
254
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,422
and I just know you're
gonna help me fill 'em,
255
00:17:53,422 --> 00:17:55,408
just as soon
as I unleash you...
256
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:59,395
on that big, wide world,
that is.
257
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,331
[ Moans ]
258
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,800
[ Horse Neighing ]
259
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,703
[ Gasps ]
Go.
260
00:18:07,703 --> 00:18:09,705
Enjoy.
261
00:18:09,705 --> 00:18:12,091
[ Panting ]
262
00:18:15,945 --> 00:18:19,448
Go on. Attaboy.
263
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:21,300
Mm-hmm.
264
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:28,574
[ Man ] At last.
All right, geniuses. It's time
for Hercules to pick a winner!
265
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:31,077
I-- I'm sure they're
all wonderful, and choosing one
won't be easy.
266
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:34,964
[ Chuckling ]
[ Man ] I've waited for
this moment all my life.
267
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:39,652
- [ Hercules ] It's an eye.
- It's the eye of Hercules.
268
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,887
It's-- It's--
It's abstract.
269
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,939
It's-- It sends chills
down my spine.
270
00:18:43,939 --> 00:18:46,942
Very incisive, Picassus.
I got naked for an eye.
271
00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:49,445
Uh, what do
you think?
272
00:18:49,445 --> 00:18:52,448
It's not like
what I draw at home,
but I'm sure it's very good.
273
00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:55,951
[ Laughing ]
Moving on.
274
00:18:58,454 --> 00:19:01,424
[ Salmoneus ]
Oh.
275
00:19:01,424 --> 00:19:05,828
Um, forgive me, Davincium,
but i-it looks
a little feminine.
276
00:19:05,828 --> 00:19:08,331
Don't be so literal.
These are artists.
277
00:19:08,331 --> 00:19:12,335
Everything is imaginative.
Everything is
completely original.
278
00:19:12,335 --> 00:19:15,204
Next, Xerox.
279
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:20,726
Not everything
is completely original.
280
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:22,728
Moving on.
281
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,234
I call it
The Ponderer.
282
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,736
Yes, you would.
I mean, what else
could you call it?
283
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,239
He ponders.
284
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:37,743
Next, we have
that fine young renderer
of pop culture,
285
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,745
Warholius.
286
00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:48,170
Words fail.
Hercules, it's gonna be
a tough job,
287
00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:51,123
but you gotta pick a winner.
[ Man ]
There he is! Hercules!
288
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:54,527
We need your help.
The mine caved in.
Some of the men are trapped.
289
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,512
Salmoneus, this can wait.
Let's go.
290
00:19:56,512 --> 00:19:58,514
No, it can't!
Hercul--
[ Woman ] Hey, where's he going?
291
00:19:59,014 --> 00:20:02,017
Herc, don't-- Whoa--
[ Man ]
Come back.
292
00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:05,388
We're gonna
have a slight delay.
293
00:20:05,388 --> 00:20:07,690
All right.
We're gonna have to
set some ground rules.
294
00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:12,194
For one thing,
hay is for horses, not for--
295
00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:14,697
Hello?
296
00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:17,199
Hello.
297
00:20:17,199 --> 00:20:19,201
Where'd he go?
298
00:20:19,201 --> 00:20:21,203
Oh, great.
299
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:27,426
[ Grunting ]
300
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:29,211
[ Footsteps Approaching ]
301
00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:32,214
Hercules!
Ah, thank the gods!
302
00:20:32,214 --> 00:20:35,000
I thought you were still
back at the art fair.
303
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,470
Anyway, I could
use some help.
304
00:20:39,588 --> 00:20:42,141
- Help?
- Yeah.
305
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:46,028
All you gotta do is--
is grab and-- and lift,
like this.
306
00:20:46,028 --> 00:20:47,797
Okay.
307
00:21:02,578 --> 00:21:04,830
All right.
308
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:08,334
I like helping.
Bye.
309
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,556
[ Man ]
Hurry. There you go.
Come on. Help him.
310
00:21:13,556 --> 00:21:15,958
Get him through.
Quick! Come on!
311
00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:20,329
Is that everybody?
That's the last of them!
312
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,789
Thank you, Hercules.
We were lucky
you were on hand to help.
313
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,793
Well, I'm glad
I could be here to--
to help out.
314
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,296
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've gotta go judge
an-- an art fair.
315
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:45,070
I just don't see it.
[ Metallic Clattering ]
316
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:47,573
Ah, Hercules!
[ Steel Hercules Chuckling ]
317
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:50,576
[ Chattering ]
318
00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:55,080
Everything turn out okay
at the cave-in?
Hmm?
319
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,082
Of course, it did.
Why ask?
320
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,084
Let's get on
with this thing, huh?
321
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:01,086
[ Chuckling ]
Artists are so temperamental.
322
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:04,089
This way.
[ Chuckling ]
323
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,091
You okay?
324
00:22:06,592 --> 00:22:08,594
It's, uh, pretty.
325
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:10,596
Yeah, pretty.
326
00:22:10,596 --> 00:22:13,599
Uh, Hercules, which one
of these works of art,
327
00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:19,104
"Portraits of a Hero,"
has touched your heart,
stolen your soul?
328
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:21,040
Excuse me.
I don't think that's--
329
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,542
Honey, stop bothering
the artists, huh?
330
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:27,046
Go stand over there.
Way over there!
331
00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:29,298
Keep going!
332
00:22:29,298 --> 00:22:32,618
Attagirl!
[ Chuckling ]
333
00:22:33,502 --> 00:22:37,006
- Hiya, metalhead.
- [ Sniffs ] Hmm?
334
00:22:37,006 --> 00:22:39,441
And they call
these monstrosities art?
335
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:43,445
I kinda like 'em all.
He likes them all!
336
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:47,449
Hah! But, unfortunately,
King Armand only wants one.
[ Woman ] He likes them all!
337
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,853
Which one is it
to be, Hercules?
338
00:22:50,853 --> 00:22:52,905
- They're all so--
- Hideous?
339
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,559
- Hideous.
- Hercules!
340
00:22:56,559 --> 00:22:58,460
Hmm?
341
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,413
Those things
don't look like you.
They're ugly.
342
00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:03,916
They're making fun
of you.
343
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,918
They're not your friends.
They don't even like you.
344
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:09,221
They're laughing at you.
Destroy them.
345
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:12,675
I said, destroy them!
346
00:23:12,675 --> 00:23:16,512
[ Grunting ]
347
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,498
[ Laughing ]
348
00:23:23,185 --> 00:23:26,522
[ Salmoneus ] Hercules,
what are you doing?
They're makin' fun of me!
349
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:32,895
- Oh, no! No! No!
- Get out!
350
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:38,617
[ Giggling ]
351
00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:43,355
[ Salmoneus ]
Everybody's a critic!
[ Whimpering ]
352
00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:55,951
Hey, how you doing?
Good, thanks.
353
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,737
[ Mumbling ]
354
00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:00,739
Making fun of me.
355
00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:02,975
I'll show them.
356
00:24:04,093 --> 00:24:06,795
[ Grunting ]
Hey, watch it!
357
00:24:06,795 --> 00:24:11,066
[ Chuckles ] I'm sorry.
I, uh, guess I wasn't watching
where I was... going.
358
00:24:25,614 --> 00:24:27,399
You look like me.
359
00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:30,853
There you are.
Now, why did you go with--
360
00:24:30,853 --> 00:24:33,856
Um, hi, fellas.
361
00:24:33,856 --> 00:24:36,725
Atalanta,
who is he?
362
00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:40,045
She made me.
363
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:42,047
Then Hephaestus
brought him to life.
364
00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:44,900
Well, uh, I'm sure
Hephaestus meant well,
365
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,902
but, uh,
this isn't natural.
366
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,904
Nothing good
can come from this.
367
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,557
Will you please
stop doing that?
368
00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:54,760
Would you please
not do that?
[ Chuckles ]
369
00:24:56,712 --> 00:24:59,214
Look, I didn't
ask for him.
370
00:24:59,214 --> 00:25:01,717
Okay, well, maybe I did,
but I didn't realize that--
371
00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:05,721
Anyway, he's here,
and I can't send him back.
372
00:25:05,721 --> 00:25:09,725
So, I'm gonna have to
just make the best of this.
373
00:25:10,225 --> 00:25:12,611
Teach him things.
I want to learn.
374
00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:15,330
Oh, I'll bet you do.
[ Chattering ]
375
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:20,903
You may not be able
to handle him.
What happened back there?
376
00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:25,324
Looks like he threw
a little tantrum.
No one got hurt.
377
00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:30,095
Yeah, not this time.
I was just trying
to have a little funs.
378
00:25:30,095 --> 00:25:32,097
I'll keep
a closer eye on him.
379
00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:35,968
You're coming with me.
Bye.
380
00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:38,604
Atalanta,
this isn't right.
381
00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:44,109
Hercules, please.
382
00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:46,612
I am a big girl.
383
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:49,114
I finally found someone
who accepts me for me.
384
00:25:49,615 --> 00:25:53,619
[ Clattering ]
Maybe he's not perfect,
but neither am I.
385
00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:56,839
Can't I just enjoy myself?
386
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,645
[ Salmoneus ]
Oh, Hercules!
387
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:07,032
[ Sighs ]
Now, some of that stuff may
have been a tad ostentatious,
388
00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:09,902
but don't you think
destroying everything
was a little over-the-top?
389
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,904
Hercules?
390
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:15,040
Hercules?
"Lerkehoos"?
391
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,543
"Herculoos"?
Hercu--
Come on!
392
00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:20,629
[ Groaning ]
There are two of ya, huh?
393
00:26:20,629 --> 00:26:24,383
I'll explain later.
I may not have a later!
Those guys wanna lynch me!
394
00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:26,685
You're stepping
on my masterpiece!
395
00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:29,154
That's if they don't
kill each other first.
396
00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:41,900
Work's done.
Now, about that dinner
I promised you.
397
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:44,820
[ Steel Hercules ]
I hope you like mushroom soup.
398
00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:47,322
[ Grunts ]
399
00:26:47,322 --> 00:26:49,324
Ow.
It's my favorite.
400
00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:52,744
How'd you know?
401
00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:55,747
I make it my--
I-- I make it my, uh,
402
00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:58,250
business to know
all about you, Atalanta.
403
00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,502
You're more talented
than I thought.
404
00:27:00,502 --> 00:27:02,754
I really wasn't expecting this.
405
00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:05,257
I'd better get cleaned up.
You're perfect.
406
00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:08,694
Oh, you're-- you're--
you're perfect
the way you are.
407
00:27:09,695 --> 00:27:11,697
Am I dreaming?
408
00:27:13,699 --> 00:27:16,201
It's barely been a day
since you were born,
and now this?
409
00:27:16,201 --> 00:27:18,704
I'm a fast learner,
with you to teach me.
410
00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:21,707
I'm a fast learner
with-- with you to teach me.
411
00:27:25,761 --> 00:27:29,248
What did I tell ya?
Miss Lonely Hearts
is eating this right up.
412
00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:31,250
Now, pour the wine.
413
00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:37,756
Not too fast!
Like we practiced.
414
00:27:37,756 --> 00:27:40,726
Remember your line.
415
00:27:40,726 --> 00:27:43,645
You read my mind.
416
00:27:43,645 --> 00:27:47,599
U-Uh, a toast...
to the light
of my life... flow.
417
00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:55,524
Funny, you don't drink.
418
00:27:56,525 --> 00:27:58,527
I mean,
Hercules doesn't drink.
419
00:27:58,527 --> 00:28:02,030
This tastes good.
Careful. Don't blow it.
420
00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:04,850
I do a lot of things
Hercules doesn't do.
421
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:08,837
I do a lot of things
that Her-Hercules doesn't do.
422
00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:15,744
Hello?
Can we pick up
the pace, please?
423
00:28:17,246 --> 00:28:19,748
Wh-What's your sign?
No, not that!
Not yet!
424
00:28:19,748 --> 00:28:23,202
- I beg your pardon?
- Be aggressive.
That's what she really wants.
425
00:28:24,686 --> 00:28:26,672
Ready for dessert?
426
00:28:26,672 --> 00:28:28,674
Whoa! Slow down!
[ Kissing ]
427
00:28:28,674 --> 00:28:31,276
Come on.
You know you want it.
428
00:28:31,276 --> 00:28:33,779
What I want,
I don't hide.
429
00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:36,281
But this is just
all happening too fast.
430
00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:38,734
- Mmm, such a tease.
- This is weird.
431
00:28:38,734 --> 00:28:41,236
I don't know
who's teaching you
your moves,
432
00:28:41,236 --> 00:28:44,606
but you've got a lot
to learn about romance,
my friend.
433
00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:47,092
What? Talk about
mixed signals!
The prude.
434
00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:49,044
Hercules was right.
435
00:28:49,044 --> 00:28:51,546
This was a big mistake.
Go back to the barn.
436
00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:53,532
Go!
437
00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:57,903
I hate the barn!
438
00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,805
Spoilsport.
439
00:29:04,293 --> 00:29:07,296
She's under
a lot of pressure.
Poor thing.
440
00:29:07,296 --> 00:29:11,800
See, there are some bullies
in town that wanna
do a number on her.
441
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,303
What do you mean,
"a number"?
442
00:29:14,303 --> 00:29:18,307
Stomp her. Mess her up.
Squash her like a bug.
443
00:29:18,307 --> 00:29:21,310
They wanna hurt her?
That's not good.
444
00:29:21,310 --> 00:29:23,812
No. A real man...
445
00:29:23,812 --> 00:29:27,316
would defend
his lady's honor.
446
00:29:27,316 --> 00:29:32,321
How? Atalanta will be angry
if I leave this stupid barn.
447
00:29:32,321 --> 00:29:35,324
Ever hear of the expression,
"Whipped"?
448
00:29:35,324 --> 00:29:39,811
I tell ya--
there's another Hercules.
449
00:29:39,811 --> 00:29:41,813
He attacked us
in her barn.
450
00:29:41,813 --> 00:29:45,317
Just as strong,
only dumb as a stump.
451
00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:47,819
[ Scoffs ]
Look who's talking.
452
00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:49,821
Get outta here,
you bums!
453
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:52,824
Come on.
Let's get outta here.
454
00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:55,327
You don't believe us.
Fine.
[ Burps ]
455
00:29:55,327 --> 00:30:00,832
But it really happened.
It's a burden, having all
the brains in the family.
456
00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:08,840
Well, if it ain't
the big man hisself.
457
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,842
I'm here to defend
my lady's honor.
458
00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:12,844
[ Scoffs ]
What a load of--
[ Bones Cracking ]
459
00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:15,847
[ Gasps ]
460
00:30:15,847 --> 00:30:17,849
[ Thuds ]
461
00:30:21,837 --> 00:30:23,839
[ Man ]
Make way!
462
00:30:23,839 --> 00:30:27,342
[ Chattering ]
463
00:30:27,342 --> 00:30:29,845
What happened?
It's Swillus.
464
00:30:30,345 --> 00:30:32,848
Somebody snapped his neck
like a twig.
465
00:30:32,848 --> 00:30:36,351
Swillus? Sounds like
that Neanderthal
you and Atalanta fought.
466
00:30:36,852 --> 00:30:38,854
He won't be missed.
467
00:30:38,854 --> 00:30:40,856
Probably one of
his own kin did it.
468
00:30:40,856 --> 00:30:44,359
They're always feudin'.
We'll get him.
469
00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:46,361
Come on.
470
00:30:48,864 --> 00:30:50,866
I have a bad feeling
about this.
471
00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:54,119
[ Atalanta ]
There you are.
472
00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:58,974
Look, I'm, uh, sorry
about last night.
473
00:30:58,974 --> 00:31:02,227
Well, that's all right.
Tonight will be even better.
474
00:31:04,012 --> 00:31:06,515
Listen to me.
475
00:31:06,515 --> 00:31:08,900
I am a woman,
476
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:12,087
and you are... a child.
477
00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:14,389
There can't be
anything between us.
478
00:31:16,892 --> 00:31:18,643
Do you understand?
479
00:31:19,928 --> 00:31:22,431
I defended your honor.
480
00:31:22,431 --> 00:31:25,801
I saved you
from that bully!
You're supposed to be happy!
481
00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:28,670
What are you talking about?
What bully?
482
00:31:30,172 --> 00:31:32,674
Don't worry.
I fixed him!
483
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:35,644
He will never
bother you again!
484
00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:38,363
[ Grunts ]
485
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,167
[ Yelling ]
486
00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:45,437
[ Clattering ]
[ Hercules ]
Atalanta!
487
00:31:47,722 --> 00:31:50,225
Are you all right?
He's gone crazy.
488
00:31:50,725 --> 00:31:53,228
No, don't stop him!
Let him get it
out of his system.
489
00:31:53,228 --> 00:31:56,114
He's not hurting anyone.
Unfortunately, somebody
already has been hurt.
490
00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:59,017
I know. I just
found out about it.
491
00:31:59,017 --> 00:32:00,902
[ Clattering ]
[ Chickens Clucking ]
492
00:32:01,403 --> 00:32:03,405
You wait here.
493
00:32:03,405 --> 00:32:06,741
All right, pal,
you and I need to have
a little...
494
00:32:08,643 --> 00:32:10,445
chat.
495
00:32:16,201 --> 00:32:18,019
Hey!
496
00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:20,505
Welcome to the party,
Hercules.
497
00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:22,507
I'm afraid
the guest of honor
cut out early.
498
00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:26,411
Hello, Discord.
Now it's all starting
to make sense to me.
499
00:32:26,411 --> 00:32:29,181
Discord's here?
500
00:32:31,149 --> 00:32:33,151
Guess so.
501
00:32:33,151 --> 00:32:35,954
It's too late.
Your boy toy flew the coop.
502
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:39,808
No. He can't
control his anger.
He's a menace to everyone.
503
00:32:39,808 --> 00:32:42,811
That's what she's counting on.
I'll be blamed for all
the trouble he causes.
504
00:32:42,811 --> 00:32:47,682
I think our little tin soldier's
had enough time to start
doing some damage.
505
00:32:47,682 --> 00:32:49,334
[ Grunts ]
No!
506
00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:52,654
Aaah!
507
00:32:52,654 --> 00:32:55,807
[ Grunts ]
[ Discord ]
Nice try.
508
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:58,210
Bye for now.
509
00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:06,585
Come on.
We've gotta find him fast.
510
00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:09,371
We've got them!
We didn't do it!
I tell ya!
511
00:33:09,371 --> 00:33:11,373
We didn't kill our brother!
512
00:33:11,373 --> 00:33:13,875
It must have been
that other Hercules!
513
00:33:13,875 --> 00:33:16,878
He's just as strong
and meaner and come
along and killed--
514
00:33:16,878 --> 00:33:19,381
That's ridiculous!
You're drunk!
515
00:33:19,381 --> 00:33:21,833
- Like always!
- [ Man ]
Send him to Tartarus!
516
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,836
No! No! No! Excuse me!
Please! Please! Please!
517
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:27,839
You're making
a terrible mistake!
They're telling the truth!
518
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,841
Well, at least part of it.
There is another Hercules!
519
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:32,227
[ Mob Groans ]
How can that be?
520
00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:35,230
Atalanta built a statue!
Hephaestus brought it to life!
521
00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:37,732
What?
But-- But don't worry.
Hercules is handling it.
522
00:33:37,732 --> 00:33:39,618
Everything is
under control.
523
00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:42,404
A killer with
the strength of Hercules!
We gotta get him!
524
00:33:42,404 --> 00:33:45,707
[ Mob Shouting ]
No! No! Don't! Don't!
No! What? What? Don't!
525
00:33:50,095 --> 00:33:53,064
I'm such an idiot!
If he hurts anyone,
it's all my fault.
526
00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:55,567
Don't be so hard on yourself.
It's Discord who's to blame.
527
00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:57,569
No, I don't deserve
to get let off the hook.
528
00:33:57,569 --> 00:34:00,372
I should have known
this whole situation
was trouble from the start.
529
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,875
There's no way
you could've known that.
530
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,878
I tried to pretend
a lump of steel...
531
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,880
was a person,
532
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,883
someone I could
care about.
533
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:16,388
And even worse,
I tried to pretend
I was somebody I'm not.
534
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:19,891
[ Sighs ]
You wanted a friend,
someone to talk to,
535
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,893
someone to share
things with.
536
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:25,764
There is nothing wrong
with that, right?
Yeah.
537
00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:29,501
I should've listened
when a real friend
tried to set me straight.
538
00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:33,104
Nah. You were confused.
It happens to all of us.
539
00:34:33,104 --> 00:34:34,973
Even you?
540
00:34:34,973 --> 00:34:37,208
Even me.
541
00:34:39,027 --> 00:34:40,912
Let's get him.
542
00:34:43,381 --> 00:34:45,383
A simple art festival.
Helping war orphans.
543
00:34:45,383 --> 00:34:47,385
What could go wrong
with that?
[ Chuckles ]
544
00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:49,254
I guess I found out,
didn't I?
545
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:51,573
[ Metal Clanking ]
Hey!
546
00:34:51,573 --> 00:34:52,457
Uh-oh.
547
00:34:54,409 --> 00:34:56,795
From the look on that face,
you're not the good one,
are ya?
548
00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:58,730
Not that
you're not good!
549
00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:02,233
Hey, what's a few psychotic,
homicidal tendencies
among friends?
550
00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:04,619
Speaking of friends,
did you know...
551
00:35:04,619 --> 00:35:06,338
that I'm one of
Hercules' best friends?
552
00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:09,090
I mean, the real Hercules.
Are you saying
I'm not real?
553
00:35:09,090 --> 00:35:12,260
Hey! You look
plenty real to me!
554
00:35:12,260 --> 00:35:14,579
[ Metallic Clank ]
Nice tone!
555
00:35:14,579 --> 00:35:17,465
Atalanta sure didn't skimp
on the-- the metal and steel
when she made you!
556
00:35:17,465 --> 00:35:19,851
[ Chuckling ]
Listen.
557
00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:22,854
I-I-I-I'll-- Oh!
I'll tell you what!
558
00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,856
You come back
to the art festival,
559
00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:26,858
and I'll guarantee
that you'll win
the grand prize.
560
00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:29,594
How do you
like that, huh?
You talk too much.
561
00:35:29,594 --> 00:35:31,446
Shut up!
Okay. I'm shutting up.
562
00:35:31,946 --> 00:35:35,333
But if anything happens to me,
Hercules is gonna find out,
and you're gonna be sorry.
563
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:36,918
I'm shutting up now.
564
00:35:36,918 --> 00:35:40,205
[ Screaming ]
565
00:35:42,624 --> 00:35:44,125
[ Yelps ]
566
00:35:44,626 --> 00:35:46,478
Whoa! Whoa!
567
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,730
Put him down.
568
00:35:48,730 --> 00:35:51,366
- I was about to.
- Don't encourage him!
569
00:35:51,366 --> 00:35:54,185
[ Grunting ]
570
00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:56,438
Aaah!
Ah, oh.
571
00:35:56,438 --> 00:35:58,707
Oh, thank you.
572
00:35:59,207 --> 00:36:00,859
It doesn't have to be
this way.
573
00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:04,946
You're confused. Discord's
been steering you wrong.
Discord wouldn't lie to me!
574
00:36:04,946 --> 00:36:07,148
She's my friend!
No!
575
00:36:07,148 --> 00:36:10,168
[ Grunts ]
576
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:15,807
Atalanta, I-I'm sorry.
I-- I would never hurt you.
577
00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:19,644
But you almost did.
578
00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:23,098
- Let us help you.
- [ Mob Shouting ]
579
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,901
Kill him!
580
00:36:26,901 --> 00:36:28,737
There they are!
Get him!
581
00:36:28,737 --> 00:36:31,489
[ Shouting Continues ]
582
00:36:31,489 --> 00:36:34,359
Which one's
the real Hercules?
Who cares? Get 'em both!
583
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,128
- No, stop!
- No! He's Hercules!
584
00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:41,700
[ Shouting, Indistinct ]
585
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,468
[ Grunts ]
586
00:36:47,589 --> 00:36:49,841
[ Grunting ]
587
00:36:50,508 --> 00:36:52,627
Look out!
588
00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:56,331
[ Man ]
Come on!
Everybody, stick together!
589
00:36:56,331 --> 00:36:59,334
Now, you're coming
with me!
Hey!
590
00:36:59,334 --> 00:37:01,836
Aaah!
591
00:37:03,838 --> 00:37:05,940
He's got Atalanta!
592
00:37:07,442 --> 00:37:09,694
Salmoneus, take care
of these people!
593
00:37:09,694 --> 00:37:12,480
Stop! Stop!
You're hurting me!
594
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,482
Oh, I'm not even
squeezing hard.
595
00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:16,935
If he held you
twice as tight,
you'd like it.
596
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:19,437
I can't help
how I feel about him.
[ Sighs ]
597
00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:21,689
I don't get it!
[ Grunts ]
598
00:37:21,689 --> 00:37:23,625
We are exactly
the same!
599
00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:25,627
Only on the outside.
600
00:37:26,127 --> 00:37:28,129
On the inside,
you're not even human.
601
00:37:28,630 --> 00:37:30,131
I should have
seen it sooner.
602
00:37:30,632 --> 00:37:34,135
Yeah. We'll see how you feel
about me when he's not
around anymore.
603
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,088
[ Panting ]
[ Grunting ]
604
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,090
Stop fighting me!
605
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,975
Come on!
606
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:46,848
Stop it!
Get over--
607
00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:48,583
[ Grunts ]
What a man.
608
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:51,903
Welcome back.
I've been keeping
the home fires burning.
609
00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:56,374
When Hephaestus finds out
how you ruined things,
he'll pound you senseless.
610
00:37:56,374 --> 00:38:01,329
Unfortunately for you,
poor, love-struck Heph is
off chasing after Aphrodite.
611
00:38:01,329 --> 00:38:03,114
Aaah!
612
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,538
Don't you hurt her.
613
00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:13,041
Relax, dim-wad,
and pay attention.
614
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:17,045
Hercules should be
coming through that door
right about now.
615
00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:19,481
[ Gasps ]
616
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,885
[ Grunts ]
617
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:30,358
[ Grunting ]
618
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:37,065
[ Grunting Continues ]
619
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:46,157
That's it.
Kick him when he's down.
620
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,610
[ Grunts ]
621
00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:51,563
Whoa.
Not bad for a mortal.
622
00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:53,815
It won't happen twice.
623
00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:12,016
[ Shouting, Grunting ]
624
00:39:28,249 --> 00:39:31,586
[ Grunting Continues ]
625
00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:48,336
It's over, Discord.
626
00:39:48,336 --> 00:39:50,705
- Go home.
- Oh, fine.
627
00:39:50,705 --> 00:39:52,707
I was getting
bored here anyway.
628
00:39:53,207 --> 00:39:55,710
Here's a little something
to remember me by.
629
00:39:55,710 --> 00:39:58,997
Atalanta!
630
00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:02,600
-Look out!
- Aaah!
631
00:40:07,972 --> 00:40:10,875
[ Grunting ]
632
00:40:39,003 --> 00:40:42,290
Now's your chance.
Get him!
633
00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:54,636
I've got it.
Help her.
634
00:41:00,475 --> 00:41:02,477
[ Groans ]
635
00:41:02,477 --> 00:41:04,846
[ Coughing ]
636
00:41:37,679 --> 00:41:40,181
Atalanta?
637
00:41:40,181 --> 00:41:43,184
A dress to replace the one
that got ripped to shreds
during the fight.
638
00:41:43,184 --> 00:41:47,188
Thanks, Salmoneus,
but no thanks.
639
00:41:47,188 --> 00:41:49,190
I've learned my lesson.
640
00:41:49,190 --> 00:41:52,193
I like who I am,
and I'm never gonna
hide that again.
641
00:41:52,193 --> 00:41:54,195
I'm glad
to hear that.
642
00:41:54,195 --> 00:41:57,949
In that case, would you pose
for a papyrus pinup
I was thinking about?
643
00:41:57,949 --> 00:41:59,851
I'm thinking
of folding it three ways,
644
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:02,720
putting it in
the middle of a men's
gentlemen's quarterly scroll.
645
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,489
We attach it
with a caraway seed
to your navel--
646
00:42:04,489 --> 00:42:08,226
- Well, hello there.
- I drew you, Hercules.
647
00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:12,113
Let's have a look.
648
00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:14,615
[ Gasps ]
649
00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:17,785
Salmoneus, I think
we found a winner...
650
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:21,072
from the art fair.
[ All Laughing ]
651
00:42:22,473 --> 00:42:25,243
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