Original subtitles

[ music ]

- C'mon, guys ! Lock it!

- Almost there! - We're trying!

CHEST MONSTER: You'll never catch me!

- We literally just caught you!

- Yeah -- shut up, Chest Monster!

CHEST MONSTER: Awwww, c'mon dawg.

- Great work everybody.

AWOL, drop that thing off in Barstow.

CHEST MONSTER: Barstow?!

- Man, I don't want to go to Barstow right now.

CHEST MONSTER: Whew, thank goodness.

- I'll go tomorrow.

CHEST MONSTER: Noooo!

- Alright, just put it in ShoutOut's locker.

- No no no, not my locker, please not my locker!

- Why not? - Because it's the only

personal space I have! Miles is always in my bedroom,

my dad times my showers because

[ Imitates Herman ] "You're wasting water!"

[ normal voice ] and I just finished getting everything

in here just the way I want it and I don't know,

maybe you could put it in someone else's locker...

- Hey!

CHEST MONSTER: You could just let me go...

- You ate all the swans in Lake Swellview,

we're not gonna let you go! CHEST MONSTER: Alright,

why's it okay to eat chickens but not swans?!

- I said shut up, Chest Monster!

He has a point about eating chickens, though.

- Hey, we got a Big Night tonight.

Is it cool if we roll outta here a little early to get ready

and let you debate the ethics of eating swans with Chest Monster?

CHEST MONSTER: Swans are jerks! They deserve to be eaten!

- Yeah I wanna get ready for tonight, too.

- Same. VOLT: Look a little messed up.

- Yeah, you guys can cheese off early. You've earned it!

- Yay! - Yes!

- Wait wait wait wait -- according to the Man-genda,

you have to check your voicemails before we leave.

- Oooo. - The Man-genda?

- Ray put me in charge of his schedule. I have a job!

- Odd choice.

- Looks like you got a bunch of messages from...

Lil' Dynomite. - Uh.

- Who is Lil' Dynomite?

- Eh, he's this happy little try-hard from Neighborville.

He's always calling and smiling and offering to help.

Gah, it's so annoying.

- Ha-ha-ha! That is annoying!

Who does that?

- Didn't you "does that" every day before we got into--

- [ tiny super-scream ] Quiet.

- Ahhh! Oh. Ah.

LIL' DYNOMITE: Hello sir! Lil' Dynomite here!

CAPTAIN MAN: Next. LIL' DYNOMITE: Lil' Dynomite again!

CAPTAIN MAN: Next. LIL' DYNOMITE: Just in case

you deleted that last message right after I said my name,

I'm just calling to say-- - Next.

LIL' DYNOMITE: --to help you fight crime.

- Hard pass. Next.

LIL' DYNOMITE: I'm four foot ten inches of--

- Come on. - Can we just go?!

- Yeah, y'all can roll.

But only 'cause we got a Big Night tonight.

- Wouldn't miss it! - You got it!

- Alright. See ya then. - See ya.

CHEST MONSTER: So what are we all doing tonight?

- You're going to Barstow.

CHEST MONSTER: Awww. Why you gotta do Chest Monster like that?

[ music ]

- What song do you guys think they're gonna play first?

- Oh I hope it's Almond Milk. - They're not gonna play

Almond Milk first, that's their closer.

♪ Almonnnnnd milk!

[ The crowd claps and cheers ]

- Whoa!

♪ there's never gonna find a kind of milk ♪

- What the hecks are you guys doing here?!

- Havin' a little purée, and enjoying the Almond Milk song.

- But it's Ray's Big Movie Night!

[ Bose gasps ]

- Didn't he tell you?!

- He said big night, but I thought

he was talking about this concert!

- Hey guys we're up here pouring our hearts and souls

out about various nut milks...

- All we ask is sixty-six dollars a ticket...

- And complete and utter silence.

That sound good?

- Sounds good to me, Court.

♪ You can drink it in a latte ♪

♪ you can drink it by the ocean with your dad... ♪

- Why are you guys not leaving?!

- Ray's Big Nights always start out fun

but then Ray just gets all... sad.

- Remember Life-Size Board Game Night?

- Don't remind me.

- This is so much fun!

- Life-size board games are awesome!

- Meow. - Woof.

- Thimble.

- Did I ever tell you guys about the last time

I ever saw my father?

We'd spent all day arguing with each other

about which one of the family pets

had died first the week before.

He said it was Limpy but I knew it was Sir-Coughs-A-lot.

He'd been sick for quite a while and well, you know the rest.

[ groans ]

- Ray shed a lot of tears that night.

- He cried through all three pieces of his tuxedo.

But I won that game. - [ whispers ] Oh god!

- Hey sorry to stop the music it just seems like

maybe there's some flashbacks going on at table five.

- We're sorry! Won't happen again.

- Two, three, four--

♪ How do you miiiiilk an almond? ♪

♪ The world may never know...

- Ray's gonna be so ticked off if you all go ghostie on him.

- Court and Courtney are only here one night!

I'm not gonna miss it.

- Me neither -- "Almond Milk" feeds my soul!

- Well someone has to go back to the Man's Nest right now

and hang out with Ray!

- Why don't you go? - No way, bro-zays.

Have you seen the two scientists I'm with tonight? Hi.

- I'm not goin'.

- Yeah, I'm not gonna miss "Almond Milk."

[ Mika and Chapa in unison ] - Who would miss almond milk?

- Right? - Exactly!

- It's funny you're actually missing

Almond Milk right now.

- I-I-I'm sorry. We're just working through some stuff.

There's no way I'm leaving!

[ Schwoz and the kids all argue ]

- Okay little disappointed you guys aren't leaving...

- So my beautiful wife and I have a special song just for you...

- Really? A song just for us!

- Definitely not leaving now!

- It's called...

- [ shout in unison ] "Shut Your Mouth!"

- One, two!

♪ Shut your mouth! Shut your mouth! ♪

♪ Won't you please just shut your! ♪

♪ Shut your mouth! Shut your mouth! ♪

[ music ]

- Heyyyyyyyy, Rayyyy!

- We're ready for some superhero training, sir!

- Where is he? - Bet he's whippin' up

a revenge plot for us.

- Think so? - That's what I would do.

- Ray? We brought some Court and Courtney merch

for the best boss ever!

♪ Ooo ooooo ooo there's never been-- ♪

Oh, good morning, kids!

Just whippin' up some flapjacks.

- Do not eat the flapjacks.

- Anybody hungy?

- Mmmmmm... - Starving!

- What's wrong? I mean, except for the name,

y'all normally love m'Man-Flaps.

- No, no, we love 'em.

- Except for the name. - Except for the name.

But we first just wanted to say that we're sorry

we forgot about Movie Night last night.

- Was that last night?

Huh, I guess I must have forgot about it too.

Well, ya know that's why there's

five members of Danger Force. - Yeah!

[ Volt, ShoutOut, Brainstorm and AWOL in unison ] - Wait what?

- Five members of Danger Force.

You know so that when the four of you forget about me,

I'll at least have one person who cares.

- But who's the fifth member of Danger Force?

- Lil' Dynomite, reporting for duty, sir!

Are the Man-Flaps ready?

How great is that name?! Man-Flaps.

- Man-Flaps. - Man-Flaps.

- Man-Flaps. - Man-Flaps.

- I think it sounds tasty.

It all just kinda happened.

[ kids all talking at once ]

- Stop talking!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!

[ kids in unison ] - Emergency!

- That's just the doorbell. - I know.

[ music ]

[ playing keytar ]

- You did it, sir!

You just played "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd!

- Really?! It didn't sound like Blinding Lights.

- I mean, legally, no, it didn't.

But it felt like Blinding Lights.

Permission to hug you?

- Ooo, permission denied.

- I'll just hug myself and pretend it's you.

[ ShoutOut clears her throat ]

- Oh, what are you guys doing here?

- Better question...

What is Lil' Dynomite still doing here? It's been five days.

- Well currently he's teaching me how to play the keytar.

- I sure am!

- I just played Blinding Lights by The Weeknd.

- Sure did! - Flawlessly.

- If you say so!

- We're gonna be in a Battle of the Bands together.

- This year you're gonna crush The Weeknd at his own song!

- Yeaaaaahhhh!

[ plays keytar ]

- Don't do this. - Don't do what?

- Don't use him to make us jealous because you're all

booty hurt that we forgot about your Movie Night.

- It's not gonna work.

- Yeah. We're never going to be jealous of him.

- I don't know what you guys are talking about.

CHEST MONSTER: You really should just admit

that your feelings are hurt.

It's not healthy to bottle things up.

- What is that thing still here?!

I told you to get rid of it.

CHEST MONSTER: I'm not an "it" man.

- Shut up.

CHEST MONSTER: Ohhhh!

[ Lil' Dynomite's phone alert goes off ]

- According to the Mangenda it's snack time, sir!

- Wait -- why is Lil' Dynomite in charge of the Man-genda?

That's my job. - Oo, not anymore.

Lil' D handles the schedule from now on.

- Want me to run to Nacho Ball, sir?

- Yeah, go get me a six-er of balls, extra pico.

No guac. Double fried. El Scorcho sauce.

Six packets. Sour cream.

And chopsticks.

- Shouldn't you be writing this down?

- Oh, he's got a photographic memory.

- And yet, I can't seem to remember your name, sir.

- It's Brainbender.

- It's Brain-STORM!

Brainstorm.

Can. Someone.

Help. Me?!

[ Brainstorm whimpers ]

- I should go pick up your Nacho Ball

before your tummy gets grumbly.

- Put it on the Man Card.

- Will do!

- You gave him a Man Card?!

- And a Man Badge.

- It says I'm the Sheriff of Danger Force!

- I wanna be the Sheriff of Danger Force!

- Down the tube!

- If anyone is the Sheriff of Danger Force it's me.

- Challenge! - Challenge accepted.

- What's up. - Pull up, pull up.

- No no no! Do not get jealous of Lil' Dynomite.

That's just what Captain Man wants.

Besides, maybe it'll be nice to have another try-hard around here.

I mean, maybe I won't feel so alone whenever, what?

Did you give him my locker?!

[ plays keytar ]

- Oh, your stuff's over there now.

[ smugly plays keytar ]

- You're a monster.

CHEST MONSTER: Is that supposed to be a bad thing?!

[ ShoutOut cries ]

- Little help, someone?!

- That's the door.

CHEST MONSTER: Play Wonderwall!

♪ This week it's gonna be the time ♪

♪ that I'm gonna go around your place! ♪

♪ You're mad I'm hanging with your dad and I-- ♪

[ music ]

- firemen were unable to prevent serious injuries.

But authorities say, it was my best birthday party ever.

- In non-party news, Captain Man and Lil' Dynomite showed up

to the Battle of the Bands last night

and took home second place.... - That's right, Trent.

They played a song that didn't sound like Blinding Lights

but it sure felt like it.

First place went to Swellview's own,

The Weeknd, whose song sounded and felt like

the actual Blinding Lights.

- You win again, The Weeknd.

- You were right these did turn out

more red than the bottle suggested.

- You just have to trust me on these things.

- What's up, Lil' D? - Hello sirs!

- Whatcha brewin', bro?

- Just mixing up some of Captain Man's special hair gel.

- Did you remember to add a split-feather condor egg?

- Captain Man is climbing up to a nest

on the top of Mount Swellview to get one as we speak.

- Aren't split-feather condors an endangered species?

- Yeah. But Captain Man needs their eggs for his hair gel

so enjoy Heaven, condors!

[ emergency alarm ]

- Emergency call!

- What the heck are you doing typing?!

You're gonna mess up your fresh nails.

- Oh, where is my brain?

- Looks like there's a meltdown at the Swellview Nuclear Power Plant.

- The nice one or the close one?!

- The close one. - Yuck.

Brainstorm, buzz Volt and ShoutOut at the batting cages,

tell 'em to meet us there. I'll call Captain Man.

[ Captain Man's phone rings ]

- Captain Man's phone, Lil' Dynomite speaking,

how may I help you?!

- I guess we're gonna have to roll on this one

without Captain Man.

- You wanna ride with us, Lil' Dynomite?

- Do I?!

CHEST MONSTER: Oooh, where we going?!

- You're not going anywhere.

CHEST MONSTER: Man, you guys are bigger jerks than the swans.

- Down the tuuuube.

CHEST MONSTER: That's fine. Chest Monster can entertain himself.

CHEST MONSTER: ♪ Something's going on,

♪ there's a Chest Monster in the Man's Nest. ♪

♪ Chest Monster sings his song ♪

[ music ]

[ alarm sounding ]

- Gah! This core is the worst!

- Calm down, Do you know how a nuclear reactor works?

- Like sorrrta?

- Oh my god. - How did you get hired here?!

- I don't know I guess I just crushed the interview?!

- Wow.

- Have no fear, the boys are here!

- Oh, god, boys?!

That's my biggest feeeeaaaaarrrraaaahhh!

- Whadda' we got? - We got a melty plutonium core

and the shut off valve is inside the reactor.

- Someone's gonna have to go in there and crank it closed.

- Like now! - But won't that person get like... melted?

- Yes. - Pretty much.

- Time to take one for the team...

- What?! - No!

- Not happening! - But I owe you guys!

You've all been so nice to me. - Yeah. We're not mad at you.

- We're mad at Captain Man. - For being a total gunch.

- Let's wait for Captain Man. He's densitized --

he could probably go in there and play the extended version

of Blinding Lights on his keytar and not get melted.

- Plus he's been a total gunch.

LIL' DYNOMITE: But we're running out of time!

That meter's looking pretty melty.

- Fine. I'll teleport back to the Man's Nest

and as soon as Captain Man gets there, I'll bring him back here.

- Good idea. - Sounds like a plan.

So Lil' Dynomite, as brave as that was of you to offer,

- Wish me luck ma'ams and sirs!

[ in unison ] - Nononononono--

- 'Kay if someone just got melted I'm gonna' be so fired.

[ music ]

- Good thing ShoutOut found that healing suit.

- Poor, little guy he just wanted to help.

- Looks like they're gonna have to take split-feather condors

off the endangered species list 'cuz I just found the last...

split-feather condor egg on the face of the Earth...

What is going on here?

- That better be AWOL.

- I'm sorry, what?

- NOOOOOOOOOO!

NOOOOOOO!

NOOOOOO!

CHEST MONSTER: Never would have happened

if you'd brought ol' Chesty along.

- Shut up, Chest Monster!

CHEST MONSTER: Ohhhhh. You know it's true.

- So much better and all I needed.

[ music ]

- Well I hope you're proud of yourselves.

- I mean, we did save Lil' Dynomite

by finding a healing suit in Schwoz's bedroom...

- If it wasn't for you guys he wouldn't need a healing suit to begin with!

- You're the one who brought him here in the first place!

- I was gonna adopt him, you know.

- No, you weren't. - Oh yeah?!

Then how do you explain this GuGu search

for "adoption centers near me?"

- That search is for "Best sausage near me!"

- Don't try to change the subject!

You guys let this happen 'cuz you're jealous!

- We didn't "let this happen" and we weren't jealous of him!

- Oh, come on. Not even a widdle bit?

- No, not even a widdle bit. - No, not at all.

- Not even an eensy weensy bit? So widdle it sets

the world's wecord for widdowest amount of jeawousy?

Missed me!

Ha!

- Oh you're pathetic. - Uh, guys?

- Is this the best you can do? Ha!

- Stop!

- You have worse aim than a storm trooper.

CHEST MONSTER: Ha! Get wrecked!

CHEST MONSTER: Ah! I deserve that.

CAPTAIN MAN: Chest Monster's "Get Wrecked" still stands.

You guys were a widdle jeawous.

- Okay, fine -- did we get a widdle jealous?

Yes, but-- - Ha! I got you!

My plan worked! And I got you on record admitting it!

SHOUTOUT RECORDING: "...did we get a widdle jealous? Yes--"

- Stop it. - Uh... Guys?!

SHOUTOUT RECORDING: "...did we get a widdle jealous? Yes."

- Gimme the phone! - No.

- Give my sister the phone! - No!

SHOUTOUT RECORDING: "...did we get a widdle jealous? Yes."

- Give... [ super-scream ] ...IT!

[ music ]

- Oh what's going on?

- I think it's time to call Schwoz.

LIL' DYNOMITE: Where am I?

- What do you want?! - Schwoz, where are you?

- My friends and I are following Court and Courtney on tour.

Tonight we're in Branson, Missouri.

WOMAN'S VOICE FROM BRANSON: Schwoz, ya big stud!

Get your tengallon butt over here!

- I gotta go... - No!

LIL' DYNOMITE: Did I save the day?

- Listen, your healing suit got zapped

and now it's malfunctioning.

- What healing suit?

- The one ShoutOut found in your bedroom.

We needed it to save Lil' Dynomite.

- That's a suit I've designed to give myself

superhero abilities so I can go on missions.

It took me twenty years to build it.

- Does it work?

- Did you give it to Lil' Dynomite?!

- Maybe? - Yes!

- Well don't plug it in! - Too late.

- Okay well just don't zap it or anything!

- Again... - Oh she did.

- Okay, well it still should be fine as long as he hasn't been

exposed to any radiation lately.

- Byyeeeee... - Oh boy.

- Hey, I gotta a problem over here!

- You can super-scream me all you want.

It doesn't change the fact that I used

that ridiculous little try-hard to make you jealous.

- Uh, my dude?

- You could have just told us that we hurt your feelings.

- Instead, you came up with some ridiculous scheme--

- Revenge plot.

- To make us jealous-- - It worked.

- And you ended up hurting the nicest kid in the world!

- Who, Lil' Dynomite?

The teeny tiny try-hard? - Uh, my guy?

- Hang on.

- Lil' Dynomite was never going to be

a real part of Danger Force.

I was just gonna use him to teach you guys a lesson,

then I was gonna-- I was gonna feed him to Chest Monster.

CHEST MONSTER: I am a little hungry. BRAINSTORM: Hey, Cap?

- Hey hey guess who I am right now?

Hi, everybody, I'm Lil' Dynomite!

I say "sir" all the time and I play

a mediocre "Blinding Lights" on the keytar.

- Uh, excuse me, sir?

- Ohh! That's actually pretty good. Who said that?

Oh, hey there, sport?

- I'm afraid I have a bone to pick with you.

- Oh, is that right now?

- I'm sorry to say this, but I just don't appreciate

some of the mean things you've been saying about me.

- Well hey, hey you hear that part about me saying I was going to adopt you?

- Must have missed that in the hurricane of insults --

including those about my keytar abilities

that frankly hurt more than I care to admit.

- Well...we would have won that Battle of the Bands

if not for your--

- Since when can he do that?!

- Since ShoutOut accidentally gave him Schwoz's power suit.

- His what? - Yeah, why did you do that?

- Okay Lil' Dynomite, I think it's time we end things.

- Great idea! Please step aside and I'll happily end Captain Man.

- No, no, no...

- I think he means maybe you should leave.

- Yes please leave, I'm so sorry.

- Why are you defending him?! He treats you all terribly.

- That's very true. - True.

- But I accept it.

- He causes more problems than he solves.

- That's also true. - But I accept that!

- And he's a shallow, self-obsessed man-child!

- Wrong! I'm a shallow, self-obsessed, man-MAN!

- Seee?! - Okay, that's all true.

But you know what else is true?

Maybe we should have been more sensitive

of how important those Big Nights are for our boss!

[ Volt, AWOL and Brainstorm ] - Yeah!

- And maybe we could have been a little more honest about

how wildly uncomfortable we feel when he talks about his emotions!

[ Danger Force in unison ] - Yeah!

- And I'm sorry about that.

And maybe I should find a more appropriate venue

for working through my daddy issues!

- Please do that. - Please do.

CHEST MONSTER: Sounds like we're making some real progress here!

- Yeah! - We're making progress!

- I know I feel seen for the first time in a while!

[ Danger Force all shouting at once ]

- Permission to hug you, sirs!

[ Danger Force and Captain Man in unison ] - Permission granted.

- Permission denied!

[ Captain Man and Danger Force all gasp ]

- Now, step aside, Danger Force!

- No.

[ super-screams ]

- Awwww yeah! What's up now?!

Huh? I was never going to adopt you!

- That's it.

- So we finally doing movie night or what?

Or we could get those sausages?

There's a good place near me.

- Daaaahhhh! - Where'd you go?

- I teleported Lil' Dynomite

to the other side of Mount Swellview.

He won't be back for a while.

- Unless that suit has jet boots.

- Ah, would ya look at that...

- I hereby swear vengeance on Captain Man!

- Yeah? Then come inside and let's dance!

- I'll be back when you don't have

Danger Force there to protect you!

- Pfft! I can handle my own bidness!

- I'll get you when you least expect it!

When you're asleep! Or in the shower!

Or when you fall asleep in the shower!

- Oh man, how good does it feel to fall asleep in the shower?

- Vengeance will be mine!

- That kid's alright.

- He just swore vengeance on you!

- [ chuckling ] Add him to the list, am I right?

- Will do, sir!

- So? We getting sausages or what?

- I'm hungy. - I can eat.

CHEST MONSTER: Wanna take me with you? CAPTAIN MAN: No.

CHEST MONSTER: Aw, why you gotta do chest monster like that?

[ music ]

♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'm okay

♪ I'm okaaaay!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!

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