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Gianni Paolucci Presents

Production La Perla Nera

Directed by Vincent Don

Emily Crawford in

VENETIAN CAPRICE

Starring Gualberto Parmegiani

Juliana Jerugan

Paolo de Giorgio Ksenia Trbovich Joanna Bronzei

Scriptwriter Bruno Mattei

- Good morning. - Hello Marco.

Flood on the news today, famine and terrorist attacks.

Excellent. A great start to the day.

- Here. - Thank you.

- Until then. - See you tomorrow.

What are you dissatisfied with?

I've been lying here all day like a log.

Can't you find a pose more interesting?

Chief Operator Roberto Girometti

This is an instance.

Will you ride with us?

PRODUCER GIANNY PAOLUCCI

PRODUCER VINCENT DON

Roberta, rather, everything is assembled, waiting only for you.

- Good morning. - Hello.

I am glad to announce that in the evening to us Professor Donaldson will join.

Wonderful. We now have a critic producer and three composers.

Only an expert is missing

two publishers and three important politicians.

- I know one. - So invite.

- I can not. - From what?

Poor fellow behind bars. Bribes.

Prevents the ship from sailing away. Five letters.

Answer:

I want more. Now!

Listen, greed is a mortal sin.

Do not tell me, that she did not study the catechism.

By the way, about greed ... it would be nice for us to refresh ourselves.

I have an appetite for working with you flares up. In all senses.

Have you chosen cheese?

French Roquefort. In a gourmet store.

What else is missing? Olives, bread, pâté.

I guess that's all.

Wine and snacks.

God, lettuce!

Good day. You will order to help pick up some wine for you?

- Let's take this. - Do not take.

Do not take? What does it mean?

Awful sort. It tastes like slop.

We take. Thank you.

I'll wrap it up now.

I understand wines. You are not.

How about Chateau Latour 66 years old?

I'm shocked. What can you say about O-Brion of the 62nd?

Sour.

You don't know what you are giving up.

I don’t refuse anything.

10 euros. Thank you very much.

- All the best. - Come again.

Goodbye.

Come on boy what are you waiting for? Take off her bra.

Deliver me from their comments.

You'd better advertise in the newspaper.

Louise.

A beautiful girl. Or is it too vulgar?

Marilyn blonde cool ass, there is a vibrator.

Louise!

I know you don't use it - it is immoral.

- How lovely. - Handwork.

- How much is? - Only 50 euros.

- Not too much? - Want the best, pay.

- How much is? - 30 euros.

- 20. - 25.

- 20. - Okay, take it.

Every time we meet you buy a bottle.

Very strange.

In buying a bottle I don't see anything strange.

I am not talking about that. It's strange that we collide so often.

I know what you are thinking. That I'm following you.

You know better.

Chateau Haut-Brion, 62.

Do you do this with every girl?

Does this bother you a lot?

I'm afraid to get drunk with a stranger.

That doesn't sound like me.

I talked about you with your mother. Do you mind?

You said with my mother?

Yes. Found out what dishes you prefer.

She said fish soup, fried lobster, boiled carrots.

I allowed myself to order them.

Did you really call my mom?

Everything will be fine, Roberta.

I'm afraid to lose myself and they don't joke with that.

Do not be afraid. We all need to lose ourselves occasionally.

To find after. Do not agree?

I do not know.

You know.

Take a look around.

See the stunning blonde behind you?

Where did she find these two guys?

Tell me about her. What would piss her off?

Well? What do you think?

Her wig. Rip it off her, she will lose her temper.

And the couple eating fish in the corner? A table near the window.

Are they happy or sad?

They are sad. They are sad.

Which one of them has money? Him or her?

Of course, her.

Where did they meet?

In the mountains, in a ski resort, in Switzerland.

- Is he an instructor? - No, but he does sports.

- Love at first sight? - Yes.

How did she fall in love?

She felt for the first time, something unusual happened.

Tell us how it happened with them for the first time.

She returned from training. She took a shower and took some lotion.

He followed her.

Then you know.

Tell you.

It does not matter.

How important it is. Did they make love?

You know... I hate boiled carrots.

I just didn't dare to confess to my mother. Is it funny?

I want to know. What happened between those two?

This game bored me.

If you don't want to tell me I will go and ask them themselves.

You dare not.

Lorenzo, don't.

You see, I'm curious. Your story is so believable

that I can't wait to find out how it all ended.

For what happened that day they will never forget.

They did it in the shower. I remembered.

They loved each other like wild animals. They didn't care if they saw them or not.

Of course, they were seen.

Have you seen, yes, Robert?

Yes. I.

Today we will go to one place. It will be interesting for you.

Keep the rhythm!

Lorenzo is in the next room. Wants to see you.

Once again, and don't be late.

I'm not used to to make women flee from me.

I'm not used to strangers bit my neck.

You confused me with someone. This is not my style.

It seemed to me that it was you.

If my double offended you, I beg your pardon for him.

I'll pick you up at half past twelve. I'll take you where you have never been.

You'll like it.

How do you know what I like?

Intuition.

I'm afraid I can't. Too much to do.

Good. I'll stop by at three o'clock.

You're right, it's beautiful.

Thumbs up.

How self-confident you are.

- Do you like pop music? - Not really.

This is Don Bias.

Tell us about yourself. Who you are? What is your occupation?

I'm an artist. Sculptor. A former disco thrower.

Why ex?

It did not bring a lot of money.

So, all day long dirtying the canvas?

I mostly draw copies.

Not too risky?

Life is about risk. You yourself risked coming here.

We are alone. I hardly know you, you - me.

There are no bus stops nearby no pay phones.

Nobody will hear you, if suddenly you would like to call for help.

We're alone here.

Enough, I've had enough.

Come on, I was joking. Robert.

Me not. Good luck to you.

Wait.

That you really are not worth it.

- You are a bastard. - Okay, just calm down.

Scum!

Roberta! Sweetheart, calm down.

How! You scared me to death!

- Come to me. - Scum!

I was joking.

You saw I'm scared. And still they continued

your stupid game. Scum!

Sorry! I'm an idiot. Have mercy! Have mercy!

Receptionist of Maestro Paoletti. You are scheduled for tomorrow.

Roberta, this is Liam. We are going tomorrow the whole company out of town.

Join us. Call home.

Hello? Hello? This damn machine again.

This is me, as a child. Nearby is my father. He is a writer. The best.

Roberta, this is Martino. Wanted to say, we found a lute. You will be delighted.

Come, or someone will intercept.

I was waiting for you until 10, you didn't come. Call me back, we'll talk.

That is Ricardo. We once had whirlwind romance.

Want to know what do I feel about him now?

No.

And okay.

Honey, it's mom. Do you still remember me?

If you come, I have for you ...

- My mother. - Take off your clothes.

- Sorry? - Take off your clothes. Everything.

I'll blindfold you.

What if I don't want to?

Tell me and I'll be gone.

- I don’t want that. - Turn around.

Do not move.

Your body is like marble.

- It seems our Roberta is excited. - Yes.

This is what I need.

Have you ever practiced dart throwing?

- Hi girls. - We are already tuned in.

I see I'm the last today.

So, according to the Bible, you will be the first.

Anyway, with your coffee.

Bows. Remember, this is Allegro? Neither andante nor presto. Go.

Sorry. Again.

- Here. - Thank you.

Wonderful apartment.

- May I sit down? - Make yourself at home.

I bought you a little present.

So give it to me.

I wanna watch you swing your hips. I like your walk.

Finally open it.

How lovely.

I have a request.

- Yes? - Yes.

Speak out.

Think of me at midnight caressing your body.

Good.

Think of me at midnight caressing your body.

Come back to earth.

I was hypnotized.

I gained 5 more kg. Moreover, the nutritionist was hypnotized.

And this morning I mixed up the deodorant with hair spray.

- Even toothpaste with hydrogen peroxide. - Didn't you clean it?

No. I took a shaving cream.

Yes, I completely forgot, Ricky called this morning. He invited you to dinner.

Call him, tell him I can't.

It's hard for him now. And he’s crazy about it.

Crazy doesn't mean loves, isn't it? Listen, I have an idea.

You go to him instead of me.

No way. I think, I am not his type at all.

Suddenly you are wrong? Suddenly he needs it.

I will not go. I have a meeting at 8 am.

Louise and I are going to a party tomorrow. Do you want to go with us? You are welcome.

- Meet my friends. - I don't want.

They are lovely girls.

You have girlfriends. I have you. I don't want to know them.

Meet with your colleagues and friends, when you wish in the afternoon.

I only demand your nights.

- Hello? - Understand.

I have to leave in half an hour.

Then I'll go home in that case. Fair.

No, no, don't go. Stay. I'm not for long.

Then we'll have the whole night.

Good.

The only Italian 5-door car ...

...only better...

... with a fruity scent, so delicate ...

...fast food restaurant...

... lately I feel heaviness in the stomach...

Probably the reason is a lack of enzymes ...

I'm listening.

Roberta, it's me. Sorry, delayed. Roberta? Are you still listening?

Yes yes.

Are you dressed or undressed?

What's the difference?

Answer. I ask you.

I'm dressed.

I have a request. A small favour. Agree?

Speak.

Please come to the window, and take off your clothes, very, very slow.

Striptease for me alone.

Is this a joke?

Not a joke. Insert the disc and start.

So?

Go on. Take a look.

It's a pity you're not around.

- Very sorry. But I can see you. - How?

In your imagination.

Press the far right button on the phone.

Now you can hang up I will hear everything.

Say what you do.

She took off her dress. Remained in one underwear.

What do you imagine?

Your round breasts, slender waist ass like a peach.

It's all?

Now move the Viennese chair to the window.

Sit down. Sit down.

Take off the rest. Only slowly.

Very slow.

No, leave it.

You bastard, you followed me!

Louise, I swear to you I don't understand this person.

With everyone else it was so easy for you. So easy.

Everything is clear at a glance. By ties, by shoes,

by what people laugh at, what they eat. You can almost always say.

Say what?

How the novel ends. And then, you can relax and enjoy.

Pretending is simple.

He has been out of town for 4 days.

How he hooked you.

Don't cover up. Alice wishes to see. Do you want to see?

She has wonderful skin. Charming, round chest. Slim stomach.

Like a ballerina. Isn't that right, Alice? Take a look at Loredana. She's lovely.

And inside she has a fire. Take a look between your legs.

You'll like it. Treat her breasts. Caress each other.

Stop it! Tell them!

I could say, but I don't want to.

There is something enchanting about such primitive passion.

In an all-consuming desire.

Look Roberta, look properly.

Tell me what you see.

I see how they are having fun, two lesbians!

No! O tempora, o mores!

This is Latin. Loosely translated means

the following: I see two beautiful women,

loving each other.

Fuck you! This is Greek.

- Roberta. - How do you know?

How did you know about carrots and fish soup?

I'm talking about this place, you know.

I don't understand why this produced such an impression on you.

What do you care?

I just want to know more about you. I'm sure you were an angel,

sang in the church choir, received one five.

Right, I was rooting for the school team. Angel, according to your mother.

Genius, according to your father.

I'm scared. Honestly, scary. I'm afraid it's hopeless. I'm afraid ...

very soon you will run away from me.

You'll like it. Do you want to try?

I like to come here.

Why here?

Maybe because of the cigar smoke. Or the men who come here.

Sometimes I wonder, what it's like to be a man.

Yes?

Sometimes. Not always.

I know. And this is natural.

I think you are fine now. Imagine what it's like to be a man.

Put on the things that are in the bag. I'll be waiting for you downstairs at eight.

Nice night to walk through?

Yes.

Hello fagots!

Who did you call fagots? Come out if you are a man !!

Let's fight!

I can’t stand that brat anymore. Let's go show them.

Run.

Back, you two!

Now I'll show them! I'll break their muscles!

Break it. Next time.

I will tear them apart!

Where did they go, damn them!

Here! Here!

Damn fagot!

Go away!

For you to fail!

This is love. Or I don't understand anything at all.

You have never been like this. Why?

Answer yourself.

- You didn't make love to me. - With who?

You didn't make love at all.

Do you have cigarettes?

In the top drawer. Take the whole pack.

And get out!

Okay.

I should have said no.

I should have said, no no no!

But only I couldn't, because the mouth was busy.

What are you talking about?

Listen, you said yourself for me to meet Ricardo.

Yes.

So, we met. And guessed it. Just forgive me, please.

But he's so handsome and we immediately threw ourself into bed.

And I hid you.

- And wonderful. - Introduce him to your mother.

Mine liked it. I really am not angry.

A stone fell from my soul. By the way, go and see your father.

Your mom tried to get through to him.

He doesn't answer for two days.

Is there anyone? Father, dad, dad ...

Hello. Mother tried to reached you,

but you didn't pick up. Call her occasionally.

Do you remember us? His wife and daughter.

I remember that sometimes you have to eat. And sometimes even sleep.

Your last book Just a miracle. Masterpiece.

What to do. I can't understand how do you achieve

such perfection.

Don't try to stop the moment. It is transitory.

Dad, I love you.

Louise, I saw Ricardo downstairs. I must ask you to go down

tell him that me has became ill, and I left.

Don't worry, honey. He's here for me.

See you later.

Here I am.

Hello. You look great.

Bye. I'll be back late.

Daughter, come to dinner.

Cooked your favorite carrots.

Call back.

Remember my friend's studio? Be there by eight.

The key is under the rug. See you.

Lorenzo, are you there? Lorenzo?

Open the top drawer of the desk. Get what you see and put it on.

I will be soon.

It was difficult to fulfill my request?

You are welcome.

- Do you like it? - Yes.

You are mine. You're beautiful. Your body is as soft as silk.

You are mine.

Together we will be good.

Relax. You'll like it. Like it, you'll see.

I want to see your eyes, when you experience pleasure.

Come on, this is just a game.

What's wrong with you?

Say something. It's just unbearable.

You are just like no one but him, can't think.

You're right. Rights. Sometimes I ask myself

what would I do if I were Lorenzo. I want to understand where it all come from.

Such a force. I belong to him from the minute

I saw him for the first time.

Roberta, it goes beyond all boundaries.

Yes? But you don't even know half of him.

I would start all over again. From the very beginning.

Don't fall for this guy if I were you.

I would have spit in his face! Okay, I'll go get some rest.

If something is in the bedroom.

Where are you going? Stay.

Late. Too late. One of us had to

put an end to it. You didn't want to.

And I did not dare. And waited too long.

It will be better this way. Better for both of us.

But I love you!

The film uses music Ludwig van Beethoven