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[woman] I can't stop thinking about...
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[upbeat drum music plays]
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[Remi] What?
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[woman] You.
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In a sexual way.
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[Remi] Yeah, it's what we call, erm...
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transference, it's, er...
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It's quite common.
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Something we can work through...
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together.
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I'd like to work through it.
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Hm.
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I'd also like to have sex.
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Oh.
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Right now.
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Hm.
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-[thump]
-[ceramic breaking]
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-[moaning]
-[rhythmic creaking]
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[moaning]
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[Remi] Sh, sh, sh!
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-Shhh.
-[gasping]
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"There was once a very happy
horse called Hubert.
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Hubert was so happy,
he would run around all day long--"
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-Mummy.
-Mm?
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Why was Daddy naked with that lady?
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What do you mean, darling?
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Daddy was naked
with that lady in his office.
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I saw their bums.
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Do you know what sex is, Otis?
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Sex is when a man puts his penis
inside a woman's vagina.
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Does it hurt?
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It can.
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Intercourse can... be wonderful,
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but it can also cause tremendous pain.
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And if you're not careful...
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sex can destroy lives.
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"Happy Hubert was going
to the happy horse festival,
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to see all his happy horse friends..."
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[birdsong]
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[Intro music plays]
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♪ Forty days in Kansas ♪
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♪ Forty nights in pain ♪
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♪ This world took my fame ♪
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♪ That world took my name ♪
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♪ Here go I with nothing ♪
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♪ Here go I the same ♪
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[all talking]
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♪ White swan on the river ♪
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-Yes, it is my job!
-No, it isn't!
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Yes, it is my job!
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♪ Black swan in the rain ♪
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[in African accent]
Eric!
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You look...
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-Normal.
-I was going to say "nice".
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Your bruise is healing.
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I keep telling you
that bike is dangerous.
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Everyone stop staring.
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Let's eat.
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Dear Father God,
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thank You for waking us all
up in the morning.
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I'm very thankful for this food.
In Jesus' name, amen.
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-Amen.
-Amen.
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[Remi] Ah, phew... Busy, busy, busy.
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Yet another TED talk to do tomorrow,
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and then straight back onto the book tour.
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First stop, Las Vegas.And that is one crazy town!
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[chuckles]
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How are you doin', dude?
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I’m good. Yeah, I'm really good. Great.
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Just...
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Overcompensation merely masksan unconscious weakness, Otis.
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Now, come on, talk to your old man.
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[sighs]
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I, er...
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I had a fight
with one of my best mates.
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He said some stuff...
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We both said some stuff, and...
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Actually... No, it's all right.
I'm fine. It's fine.
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Oh, come on, pal.
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What are you trying to say?
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How old were you
when you lost your virginity?
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Ah... Uh...
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Two days after my 15th birthday,to be exact.
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So, you're still a virgin.Well, that... That's cool, kid.
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There's nothing wrong with that.
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Yeah, but I'm... I...
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I'm...
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I can't even just...
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I’m behind. I'm way behind my peers.
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Listen. The first time you do it,
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it will probably be bad.
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The good stuff comes later.
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So you have to ask yourself,"Why am I waiting?"
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It's kind of like skydiving, you know.
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[chuckles] Yes.At some point, you've just gotta...
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Whoo! Chuck yourself out of the plane.
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[laughs]
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So, I should just jump?
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Yeah, exactly.
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Just rip that Band-Aid right off.
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How’s your father?
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He's fine.
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Did you talk to him
about your fight with Eric?
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I think it's important
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-you don't bottle up residual guilt.
-Mum!
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What did you talk about?
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Father-son stuff.
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[sighs]
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[Instrumental music plays]
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[coach] Yeah, keep going, Jackson!Come on, man!
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Let's go!
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Pain is temporary, eh?
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Greatness is forever, Jackson!
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No, man!
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You're miles off! Huh?
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You're coming up out of the water
straight into the stroke, man.
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You're losing all your technique.
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How many times have we gotta go
through this, Jackson?
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Right, listen.
Don't take your eye off the ball.
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You need to focus.
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I am focused.
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Look. You've got your whole life
for girlfriends, Jacko.
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You've got county trials coming up.
And then you're on to the nationals.
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Remember, winners never quit.
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-Quitters never win.
-Aye. Let's go again.
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[Lively music plays]
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What's happened, Tromboner?
Yeah? Woken up straight?
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Well, you look shit.
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So I think I need to talk to Otis.
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-Problems with Kyle?
-Oh, no, I'm with Steve now.
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Who’s Steve?
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You know, Top-Heavy Steve?
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-Hm?
-Built like a Chupa Chup.
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Cool. Yeah. I'll book you in.
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You're in the library first period, right?
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Great. You can take these back for me.
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Oh, and by the way,
I have some late fines.
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[Comical drum music plays]
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I'd like to be helpful.
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Give me some.
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Come on.
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-Hi, Maeve.
-Hi.
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-How are you?
-Great. Yeah.
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-Great.
-Cool.
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[door opens]
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Hey!
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-Watch where you're goin'.
-Sorry.
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[Maeve] Trouble in paradise?
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He won't talk to me.
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[Mr. Groff] Er, good morning, Moordale.
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Er, let's start today's assembly
with a very special announcement.
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Er, the winner of this year's sixth form
essay competition has been decided.
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So, the, er...
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award goes to...
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Er, Adam Groff.
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[Comical music plays]
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Erm... Er...
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Well, le-- let's, er...
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Let's give Adam a round of applause
as we welcome him on stage
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to, er, read out...
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the winning entry.
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L-- Er, Langston...
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[feedback]
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[stiltedly] "Langston Hughes
wrote a poem called 'Dreams.'
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He said, 'Hold fast to dreams,
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for, if dreams die,
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life is but a broken-winged bird,
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that cannot fly.'
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Er, Joseph Conman.
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-Con...
-[whispers] Conrad.
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Conrad.
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Joseph Conrad was right.
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We live as we dream.
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Alone.
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Er... In ten years' time...
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I hope I have my arms and my hands..."
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Oh, by the way, can you meet Aimee
in the, erm, science lab after lunch?
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She's having bedroom problems with Steve.
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Who's Steve?
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Top-Heavy Steve?
Looks like an ice-cream cone.
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-Yes! Okay. Science lab.
-Yeah. Yeah.
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-I'll be there.
-Cool.
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-[bell rings]
-Oh, erm...
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Maybe don't mention that you're a virgin.
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Like, obviously, it's totally cool.
Not that big of a deal.
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However, could be really bad
for business.
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-Sure. Yeah, I won't tell anyone.
-Nice.
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-See you later.
-See ya.
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[Lily] Would you like to have sex with me?
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It's a no-strings-attached
kind of situation.
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I only want one thing.
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-Your dick.
-I've got a girlfriend. Sorry.
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-Oh, hi.
-Hi.
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What is it with boys?
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It's like you all suddenly
woke up with boundaries.
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I’ve been thinking about your...
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proposition.
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-If you're still interested--
-Yes.
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Great! Fantastic.
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To be clear, I don't want
to have sex with you specifically.
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-Just a human man with a penis.
-That's...
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great for my self-esteem.
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I feel the same way. [chuckles]
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Purely... pragmatic.
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-Do you wanna meet up this week?
-Tonight.
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Your house. I'll bring the condoms.
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-You bring the lube.
-No...
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[knock at door]
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[light music plays]
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Hi.
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Hello.
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I'm here to put in new taps.
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Yes.
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-In case you forgot.
-No.
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No, I didn't forget.
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[chuckles] Okay.
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So...
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-The bathroom.
-Yeah.
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Yeah.
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[Background music plays louder]
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Could you... possibly take a look
at something else first?
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Your son is very angry.
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-No?
-Well, actually,
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-he's usually quite contained.
-Okay.
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I have two teenage daughters.
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They used to be angels.
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And now they are evil.
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Like demons from Hell.
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[both chuckle]
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I... I love my girls. Hm?
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I do, but I don't like them very much.
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[sighs] Yes, well...
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middle adolescence is a tumultuous stage
of development.
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So, you dislike your son too?
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Oh, well, that's a very strong word
to use about one's child.
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Do you always avoid questions like this?
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No. Of course not.
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[laughs]
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Okay.
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Okay. Erm...
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Sometimes, I do dislike my son.
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I mean, yes, he used to be sweet
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and really loving, and...
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now he doesn't share anything with me.
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I mean, I understand
that it's a natural stage of puberty,
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the desire for autonomy,
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but I guess I wasn't expecting it
to hurt quite so much.
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Hm. But we can never let them know
how much they make us feel lonely.
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Wardrobe is fucked.
Now I'll fix your bathroom.
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[Otis] So, Aimee,
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what seems to be the problem?
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So, me and Steve are having sex,
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and everything's
completely normal, until...
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[rock music playing]
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Do you wanna come on my face?
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Not really.
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Why?
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I, er... I like your face.
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Mm. Mm!
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What about my tits, then?
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-Hm...
-Do you wanna come on them?
264
00:14:28,845 --> 00:14:30,165
I'm sorry, can... can we stop?
265
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:31,845
-Have I done something wrong?
-No.
266
00:14:31,925 --> 00:14:34,725
It's just... Do you actually want me
to do any of that stuff?
267
00:14:34,805 --> 00:14:35,645
Yeah.
268
00:14:36,885 --> 00:14:37,805
I think so.
269
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,205
It feels like you're performing.
270
00:14:40,605 --> 00:14:42,245
Tell me what you want.
271
00:14:43,725 --> 00:14:45,005
I don't know what I want.
272
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,885
No one's ever asked me that before.
273
00:14:47,565 --> 00:14:52,085
Steve says his "thing" is
girls properly enjoying sex.
274
00:14:52,445 --> 00:14:54,205
He says he can tell I'm being fake.
275
00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:57,605
-Well, are you?
-Yeah. I'm always fake.
276
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:01,845
Well, you should probably think about...
277
00:15:02,085 --> 00:15:04,605
you know, things you enjoy
when it's just you.
278
00:15:05,445 --> 00:15:06,365
Alone.
279
00:15:06,445 --> 00:15:08,485
Ugh! I don't do that.
280
00:15:09,245 --> 00:15:11,205
-Yuck!
-Er, you don't...
281
00:15:12,365 --> 00:15:15,525
-Really?
-No. I always have a boyfriend.
282
00:15:16,085 --> 00:15:16,925
Well...
283
00:15:17,605 --> 00:15:21,365
women do tend to feel more shame
surrounding masturbation than men.
284
00:15:21,765 --> 00:15:25,685
Feeling that it's...
it's sort of taboo, or dirty.
285
00:15:27,205 --> 00:15:28,765
Which it isn’t.
286
00:15:29,765 --> 00:15:32,565
And of course, some men also...
287
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,365
feel this way about areas.
288
00:15:35,445 --> 00:15:38,205
-What's that got to do with anything?
-Nothing, I'm just...
289
00:15:39,845 --> 00:15:41,125
What I'm saying is...
290
00:15:41,205 --> 00:15:44,445
before you talk to Steve, you...
you should probably figure out...
291
00:15:45,005 --> 00:15:46,685
you know, what works for you...
292
00:15:47,725 --> 00:15:48,805
and your body.
293
00:15:48,885 --> 00:15:50,645
So you're prescribing a wank?
294
00:15:52,165 --> 00:15:53,005
Yeah.
295
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:07,205
Er... ah... Okay! Okay! Okay.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
296
00:16:07,485 --> 00:16:08,845
[clears throat] Ah! Mm!
297
00:16:08,925 --> 00:16:12,405
Mm! Who is the rogue metronome?
298
00:16:12,685 --> 00:16:13,845
Huh?
299
00:16:13,925 --> 00:16:15,605
No culprits then, right?
300
00:16:15,965 --> 00:16:17,965
Okay, I see.
You got away with it this time,
301
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:22,245
but I am watching you with my ears.
[laughs]
302
00:16:22,325 --> 00:16:23,485
That's impossible, by the way.
303
00:16:24,085 --> 00:16:27,085
Let's try again. One, two, three, and...
304
00:16:31,805 --> 00:16:33,525
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Stop.
305
00:16:33,605 --> 00:16:35,485
Stop. What’s going on, guys?
306
00:16:35,565 --> 00:16:37,245
-Talk to me.
-It's Tromboner.
307
00:16:37,485 --> 00:16:39,205
-He's bad.
-[giggling]
308
00:16:39,285 --> 00:16:43,445
That's harsh, Neville. Okay?
Eric needs our support.
309
00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:47,325
You are jazz, Eric is jazz, I am jazz.
310
00:16:47,405 --> 00:16:48,805
[laughs] Okay?
311
00:16:49,445 --> 00:16:50,685
E-Man. What's up today?
312
00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:53,325
Sir, he's wasting everybody's time.
313
00:16:56,205 --> 00:16:58,725
-Okay...
-No, I'll go, then.
314
00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:01,445
Hey, it’s chill, E-Man.
315
00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:03,045
My name is Eric!
316
00:17:03,245 --> 00:17:04,565
Stop trying to be cool.
317
00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:08,365
You're an alcoholic music teacher
who thinks that he "gets jazz".
318
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:09,445
You're tragic.
319
00:17:10,925 --> 00:17:12,245
I don't appreciate that tone.
320
00:17:13,765 --> 00:17:16,245
-Eric, come back here--
-Don't fucking touch me!
321
00:17:37,845 --> 00:17:39,245
What happened to Tromboner?
322
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,325
I think he's going for that prison chic.
323
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:46,085
-[grunts]
-[gasping]
324
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:47,405
[panting]
325
00:17:55,045 --> 00:17:55,965
Eric...
326
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,405
[woman on PA]
Eric Effiong to Mr. Groff's office.
327
00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:17,525
Eric Effiong to Mr. Groff's office.
328
00:18:26,645 --> 00:18:28,125
What'd you think of Adam's essay?
329
00:18:29,765 --> 00:18:32,405
I wasn't paying attention, to be honest.
I was just thinking about...
330
00:18:32,485 --> 00:18:33,805
-[both] The counties.
-Yeah.
331
00:18:36,845 --> 00:18:37,965
Speaking of that...
332
00:18:38,765 --> 00:18:40,645
I really need to focus
for the next few weeks,
333
00:18:40,725 --> 00:18:43,565
so I might not be able to, like...
hang out as much.
334
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,125
Sorry for being boring.
335
00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:48,885
We're not married, Jackson. It's fine.
336
00:18:56,245 --> 00:18:58,245
[String music plays]
337
00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:01,885
Be right back.
338
00:19:07,765 --> 00:19:10,085
Hey, frog face. Did you miss me?
339
00:19:10,165 --> 00:19:11,645
Ooh! Whoa! Okay, I'll probably just...
340
00:19:11,725 --> 00:19:13,525
-Okay...
-Why are you bothering my girlfriend?
341
00:19:13,605 --> 00:19:15,285
-Girlfriend?
-Stop it. Stop it!
342
00:19:16,005 --> 00:19:17,325
Sorry, who's the dickhead?
343
00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:18,925
-My brother.
-What?
344
00:19:19,165 --> 00:19:21,845
Oh... Sis, did you not tell
Action Man about me?
345
00:19:21,925 --> 00:19:24,165
-Where the fuck have you been?
-Houston. Texas.
346
00:19:24,245 --> 00:19:25,725
-[sighs]
-Training to be an astronaut.
347
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,565
[bell rings]
348
00:19:29,165 --> 00:19:30,165
I've lost my keys.
349
00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:35,685
[keys clatter on ground]
350
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,085
-I didn't know you had a brother.
-You do now.
351
00:19:57,045 --> 00:19:59,405
[sighs] Suspended.
352
00:20:02,325 --> 00:20:04,405
And detention for the rest of the term.
353
00:20:05,925 --> 00:20:06,805
[chuckles]
354
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,445
What were you thinking?
355
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,285
At least I'm not expelled.
356
00:20:14,525 --> 00:20:15,845
That's not the point.
357
00:20:21,245 --> 00:20:23,005
Did someone try and hurt you?
358
00:20:27,005 --> 00:20:28,725
Just sick of...
359
00:20:29,485 --> 00:20:31,485
everyone treatin' me like shit.
360
00:20:34,485 --> 00:20:35,605
[sighs]
361
00:20:38,925 --> 00:20:40,525
It's how we all feel.
362
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:44,485
But you can't go around punching people.
363
00:20:45,525 --> 00:20:48,405
-You told me to toughen up.
-But not like that.
364
00:20:53,845 --> 00:20:55,805
What kind of man do you want to be?
365
00:21:02,325 --> 00:21:04,125
What kind of man
do you want me to be, Dad?
366
00:21:19,565 --> 00:21:20,485
I, er...
367
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:22,925
I know you wrote Adam's essay.
368
00:21:23,805 --> 00:21:25,965
-Don't know what you're talking about.
-Really?
369
00:21:28,085 --> 00:21:29,325
Go tell Groff if you're so sure.
370
00:21:29,405 --> 00:21:32,005
Oh, and get you expelled? I don't think
that's what you want, is it?
371
00:21:32,245 --> 00:21:33,165
Look.
372
00:21:34,525 --> 00:21:37,165
Lots of people
have acquired knowledge, Maeve.
373
00:21:37,245 --> 00:21:39,005
Not many people have ideas.
374
00:21:39,085 --> 00:21:40,525
You're an original thinker.
375
00:21:40,605 --> 00:21:42,365
I don't need the inspirational speech,
thanks.
376
00:21:42,445 --> 00:21:45,045
I want you to think about applying
for the Moordale Aptitude Scheme.
377
00:21:45,485 --> 00:21:47,845
It could help you get
a university scholarship.
378
00:21:48,445 --> 00:21:50,285
Just think about it and let me know.
379
00:21:50,845 --> 00:21:52,845
[intro drum beat plays]
380
00:21:52,925 --> 00:21:53,845
[bell rings]
381
00:21:53,925 --> 00:21:55,725
[jazz plays]
382
00:22:02,525 --> 00:22:03,725
Right...
383
00:22:11,245 --> 00:22:12,605
[doorbell rings]
384
00:22:19,765 --> 00:22:21,365
Let's do this.
385
00:22:33,165 --> 00:22:35,565
Do you, erm... [clears throat]
Do you... like manga?
386
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:37,445
[yelps] Sorry.
387
00:22:37,685 --> 00:22:41,485
Erm... That was... I need a safe word.
[chuckles]
388
00:22:41,765 --> 00:22:42,925
Flamin-- flamingo.
389
00:22:45,245 --> 00:22:46,485
I'm not very experienced.
390
00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:47,885
-[whispers] I'm sorry.
-Me either.
391
00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:49,445
That's the whole point.
392
00:22:49,525 --> 00:22:51,605
I know. I know, it's just I...
393
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:53,725
I'm gonna need
394
00:22:54,725 --> 00:22:56,605
to take things slow.
395
00:22:58,165 --> 00:22:59,045
Yeah.
396
00:23:01,165 --> 00:23:02,365
Do you have any music?
397
00:23:02,445 --> 00:23:04,765
To set the mood.
398
00:23:10,605 --> 00:23:11,925
Er...
399
00:23:13,285 --> 00:23:15,285
-[whale song plays]
-Ooh. Erm...
400
00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:16,845
Er... [chuckles]
401
00:23:16,925 --> 00:23:19,125
Whale ambience helps me sleep.
402
00:23:19,205 --> 00:23:20,525
[water bubbling]
403
00:23:20,605 --> 00:23:21,725
-[clears throat]
-[jazz plays]
404
00:23:28,165 --> 00:23:31,765
Did you know
that whales only have sex for 35 seconds?
405
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,405
Which is odd,
406
00:23:33,965 --> 00:23:37,405
actually,because their penises
are seven feet long.
407
00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:40,565
I reckon you could drown in their come.
408
00:23:41,085 --> 00:23:42,765
[gasps] Fascinating.
409
00:23:42,845 --> 00:23:43,965
[sighs]
410
00:23:44,445 --> 00:23:47,245
So, exactly how slow are we talkin'?
‘Cause I’m good to go.
411
00:23:50,365 --> 00:23:52,365
[lively beat music plays]
412
00:24:14,925 --> 00:24:16,685
Surprise!
413
00:24:16,765 --> 00:24:19,205
-[blasts party blower]
-You clever boy.
414
00:24:19,285 --> 00:24:20,645
It's all right, love.
415
00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:22,245
We wanted to celebrate.
416
00:24:22,325 --> 00:24:24,205
[chuckles] I'm so proud of you.
417
00:24:24,645 --> 00:24:25,525
Thanks, Mum.
418
00:24:27,685 --> 00:24:28,765
Aren’t we so proud?
419
00:24:28,845 --> 00:24:30,805
-Oh, yes. Yes!
-Proud of Adam, yes!
420
00:24:30,885 --> 00:24:33,725
Erm... Ye-- Yes, already said.
421
00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:35,045
We're very proud.
422
00:24:40,485 --> 00:24:42,285
[bleeping]
423
00:24:44,965 --> 00:24:46,965
[trombone music plays]
424
00:24:52,245 --> 00:24:53,405
Hi, Jeffrey.
425
00:24:53,485 --> 00:24:54,325
[music stops]
426
00:24:54,445 --> 00:24:56,365
I'll get the rent to you
by the end of the week.
427
00:24:56,445 --> 00:24:58,605
It's all right, Miss Maeve.
Your brother's already paid.
428
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,005
Funny lad. [chuckles]
429
00:25:00,085 --> 00:25:01,445
[bleeping]
430
00:25:01,525 --> 00:25:02,645
[bleeping speeds up]
431
00:25:02,725 --> 00:25:04,365
-[whirring]
-[loud beep]
432
00:25:04,445 --> 00:25:05,845
[feedback]
433
00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:09,965
Ah, toss.
434
00:25:11,765 --> 00:25:12,845
Looking for my wedding ring.
435
00:25:13,725 --> 00:25:16,085
-Cynthia and I had another fight.
-Oh.
436
00:25:16,845 --> 00:25:18,685
I got a tattoo, I thought she'd like it.
437
00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:21,365
-I mean, it's nice, right?
-Erm...
438
00:25:22,445 --> 00:25:24,765
Yeah. Yeah, it's uncanny.
439
00:25:25,165 --> 00:25:26,845
[bleeping]
440
00:25:27,405 --> 00:25:28,245
Hm. Bye, Jeffrey.
441
00:25:28,325 --> 00:25:29,165
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
442
00:25:31,645 --> 00:25:32,725
♪ Let go me hand ♪
443
00:25:32,805 --> 00:25:35,605
♪ I summon up the power of Banana Klan ♪
444
00:25:35,685 --> 00:25:37,165
♪ Witness the fitness ♪
445
00:25:37,525 --> 00:25:39,045
♪ The Cruffiton liveth ♪
446
00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:41,245
♪ One hope, one quest ♪
447
00:25:41,325 --> 00:25:42,285
[turns music off]
448
00:25:42,365 --> 00:25:43,685
Pancakes, your favorite.
449
00:25:43,765 --> 00:25:46,605
Is this supposed to make up for the fact
you left without saying goodbye?
450
00:25:46,685 --> 00:25:49,125
-Pancakes with chocolate chips.
-I woke up and you were gone.
451
00:25:49,205 --> 00:25:51,805
Chocolate chips,
which I shall arrange into smiley faces
452
00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:54,445
-like when you were five?
-You disappeared for four months, Sean!
453
00:25:54,525 --> 00:25:57,285
-I was really fucking worried.
-Look, I know I'm a bastard, all right?
454
00:25:57,725 --> 00:25:58,965
I got into some trouble.
455
00:25:59,165 --> 00:26:00,765
I was selling this guy's merchandise.
456
00:26:00,845 --> 00:26:02,365
-I knew it.
-No, no, no, not drugs!
457
00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:04,525
I don't do that do that shit anymore.
458
00:26:05,165 --> 00:26:08,605
Long story short, it was about
a grand's worth of rip-off Nikes,
459
00:26:08,685 --> 00:26:11,045
combined with a very ill-informed
drunken night out,
460
00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:13,045
resulting in a lot of lost goods
461
00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:15,845
and a very angry
and actually quite aggressive supplier.
462
00:26:18,165 --> 00:26:19,685
Basically, I had to disappear.
463
00:26:19,845 --> 00:26:21,485
And... I'm so sorry.
464
00:26:21,565 --> 00:26:22,645
Yeah, you always are.
465
00:26:30,365 --> 00:26:31,845
Why are you back? Do you need money?
466
00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,605
Do you know what? I-- I'm just gonna go.
467
00:26:35,685 --> 00:26:38,085
-This is ridiculous.
-Go. Where are you gonna go? Texas?
468
00:26:38,925 --> 00:26:41,445
They have space training
in Russia as well, you know, Maeve?
469
00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:44,125
I mean, it is a shame about the weather,
470
00:26:44,205 --> 00:26:46,725
and the human rights issues, but...
471
00:26:47,765 --> 00:26:49,165
actually, very good rockets.
472
00:26:51,925 --> 00:26:54,325
Those pancakes better have
whipped cream on them.
473
00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:55,645
What do you take me for?
474
00:26:57,045 --> 00:26:58,005
An amateur?
475
00:27:01,325 --> 00:27:03,325
[sighs]
476
00:27:06,965 --> 00:27:08,245
[sighs]
477
00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:23,725
[sighs heavily]
478
00:27:27,965 --> 00:27:29,325
Ah!
479
00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:32,125
[moaning]
480
00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:34,325
[yelping]
481
00:27:41,005 --> 00:27:42,005
[panting]
482
00:27:42,085 --> 00:27:43,605
[grunting]
483
00:27:43,685 --> 00:27:45,285
[groaning]
484
00:27:45,365 --> 00:27:47,365
[crying out]
485
00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:54,005
[panting]
486
00:27:54,325 --> 00:27:55,845
Hmm!
487
00:27:56,605 --> 00:27:57,845
I want a crumpet.
488
00:27:59,685 --> 00:28:01,685
[opera aria playing]
489
00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:06,245
Oh! Eww...
490
00:28:06,325 --> 00:28:07,365
Okay, this is too slow.
491
00:28:08,685 --> 00:28:09,845
[sighs]
492
00:28:10,565 --> 00:28:11,405
Look, I just...
493
00:28:12,005 --> 00:28:14,205
I think we can work up
to the more intimate stuff.
494
00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:16,805
We've been holding hands for 45 minutes.
495
00:28:17,365 --> 00:28:20,045
I know how to hold hands.
I'm here to fornicate.
496
00:28:21,205 --> 00:28:22,485
Let's try something new?
497
00:28:22,565 --> 00:28:23,925
I could suck your balls.
498
00:28:25,885 --> 00:28:28,605
I was thinking more like a soft hug.
499
00:28:28,685 --> 00:28:29,925
What's a soft hug?
500
00:28:30,285 --> 00:28:31,165
You know, just...
501
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:34,205
Mm. Soft.
502
00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:37,325
Why don't I wank you off?
You could go down on me.
503
00:28:37,405 --> 00:28:39,725
-I can't do that.
-Do you wanna do this or not?
504
00:28:41,485 --> 00:28:42,405
Bye, then.
505
00:28:44,365 --> 00:28:45,205
Wait!
506
00:28:54,085 --> 00:28:55,405
You're quite sexy.
507
00:29:07,205 --> 00:29:08,445
You're sexy too.
508
00:29:08,925 --> 00:29:09,765
I know.
509
00:29:12,725 --> 00:29:14,445
-Squeeze my nipples.
-[chuckles]
510
00:29:15,725 --> 00:29:16,565
Like that?
511
00:29:18,365 --> 00:29:20,165
-[loud orchestral music starts]
-That-- Wow.
512
00:29:20,245 --> 00:29:22,605
My fantasy Friday playlist. [chuckles]
513
00:29:23,205 --> 00:29:24,325
-[sighs]
-[turns music off]
514
00:29:24,405 --> 00:29:26,445
-["Let's Do It" by Tone Loc plays]
-♪ Let's do it ♪
515
00:29:57,725 --> 00:30:01,125
♪ Workin' all weekNine to five for my money ♪
516
00:30:01,845 --> 00:30:05,045
♪ So when the weekend comesI go get live with the honey♪
517
00:30:05,405 --> 00:30:06,925
♪ Rollin' down the street♪
518
00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:09,285
-♪ I saw this girl and she was pumpin' ♪
-Oh, my God.
519
00:30:09,365 --> 00:30:11,365
[footsteps]
520
00:30:19,845 --> 00:30:20,685
You're writing.
521
00:30:21,325 --> 00:30:22,165
Yes.
522
00:30:22,325 --> 00:30:24,885
-Trying to, anyway.
-It's good.
523
00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:27,565
-Yeah.
-I'm done with the bathroom.
524
00:30:27,885 --> 00:30:29,485
Oh. Great.
525
00:30:29,565 --> 00:30:32,045
-If you wanna take a look?
-Yes, yes, I would.
526
00:30:36,525 --> 00:30:39,125
Sorry. You have... just...
a piece of fluff.
527
00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:40,925
Are you gonna sniff my head again?
528
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,965
[laughs] No! No, erm...
529
00:30:43,045 --> 00:30:46,405
-Yes, no, just... a piece of fluff.
-Yeah, yeah, I see.
530
00:30:46,485 --> 00:30:48,485
-Thank you for removing this...
-Oh...
531
00:30:49,405 --> 00:30:50,245
fluff.
532
00:30:56,445 --> 00:31:01,085
Look, we are obviously physically
attracted to one another.
533
00:31:01,165 --> 00:31:02,245
I mean, that comes...
534
00:31:03,285 --> 00:31:05,445
down to compatible pheromones.
535
00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:07,565
-Is it?
-Yes.
536
00:31:07,925 --> 00:31:09,485
I mean, only about ten percent of men
537
00:31:09,565 --> 00:31:12,725
have high enough quantities
of androsterone, which is the...
538
00:31:13,725 --> 00:31:16,685
pheromone that gives humans
what we call sex appeal.
539
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,005
I mean, these...
540
00:31:20,525 --> 00:31:24,205
These men don't even need
to be remotely attractive.
541
00:31:24,285 --> 00:31:26,165
-But the pheromones...
-Yes, just...
542
00:31:28,205 --> 00:31:31,405
send off powerful signals of...
543
00:31:33,165 --> 00:31:34,285
attraction.
544
00:31:38,725 --> 00:31:41,405
-♪ Maybe later you'll get your chance ♪
-Okay.
545
00:31:41,485 --> 00:31:43,325
-♪ So when the show was finished ♪
-[groans]
546
00:31:43,405 --> 00:31:44,925
♪ I took her around the way ♪
547
00:31:45,005 --> 00:31:47,205
♪ And what do you know?She was good to go ♪
548
00:31:47,285 --> 00:31:49,325
♪ Without a word to say ♪
-Can I touch your penis?
549
00:31:49,405 --> 00:31:52,885
♪ We was all alone and she said"Tone, let me tell you one thing ♪
550
00:31:52,965 --> 00:31:56,485
♪ I need $50 to make you hollerI get paid to do the wild thing" ♪
551
00:31:57,085 --> 00:31:58,405
[groans]
552
00:31:59,565 --> 00:32:01,085
[yelps] Stop! Let me go!
553
00:32:01,165 --> 00:32:03,125
Flamingo! [wheezing]
554
00:32:03,845 --> 00:32:05,965
-♪ Wild thing ♪
-Get my mum.
555
00:32:06,045 --> 00:32:07,845
-Get my mum!
-Your mum?
556
00:32:14,205 --> 00:32:15,925
One, two, three,
557
00:32:16,005 --> 00:32:18,885
four, five, six, seven...
558
00:32:21,725 --> 00:32:23,805
You can't help yourself, can you?
559
00:32:23,885 --> 00:32:26,445
-You--
-Why are you always so dramatic, Jean?
560
00:32:27,205 --> 00:32:31,285
-You put your cock in her!
-No, you're behaving like a crazy woman!
561
00:32:31,365 --> 00:32:33,925
-You make me into a crazy woman!
-[glass shatters]
562
00:32:34,925 --> 00:32:37,285
[Remi] Look, I-- I cannot be around you
when you're like this.
563
00:32:37,365 --> 00:32:39,285
-Remi, don't-- You--
-No, I'm going out!
564
00:32:39,365 --> 00:32:43,045
-[door slams]
-Otis? Sweetheart?
565
00:32:45,165 --> 00:32:46,685
Why are you staring at me?
566
00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:49,245
Ah, you gave us quite a fright, darling.
567
00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:50,685
What happened, exactly?
568
00:32:51,325 --> 00:32:53,845
We were trying to have sex,
but I think it was a bit much for him.
569
00:32:54,045 --> 00:32:56,085
[Otis] Okay. I'm fine.
I'm fine, guys. I just...
570
00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:59,445
I got overheat... I got overheated.
571
00:33:00,045 --> 00:33:01,485
[sighs]
572
00:33:07,765 --> 00:33:10,005
So, come on. You're not actually datin'
573
00:33:10,085 --> 00:33:12,005
-this Action Man dude, are you?
-Yeah, I am. Why?
574
00:33:12,845 --> 00:33:16,845
He just... He just seems so serious.
575
00:33:18,485 --> 00:33:19,725
All right. All right.
576
00:33:20,205 --> 00:33:22,605
Come on, then.
Tell me about your golden boy.
577
00:33:23,605 --> 00:33:24,485
He's nice.
578
00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:26,205
He's nice, is he?
579
00:33:27,285 --> 00:33:29,045
-Is that it?
-No, he's...
580
00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:31,045
He's in the swim team.
581
00:33:31,845 --> 00:33:33,245
And he's got a great family.
582
00:33:34,125 --> 00:33:35,245
He's good at school.
583
00:33:37,725 --> 00:33:39,045
He's a really good guy, you know?
584
00:33:40,085 --> 00:33:41,565
Well, I'm very happy for you.
585
00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:43,285
-Hm. Yeah, you seem it.
-[phone buzzes]
586
00:33:43,365 --> 00:33:45,365
Sh-- [sighs]
587
00:33:47,765 --> 00:33:48,605
Hello?
588
00:33:49,925 --> 00:33:51,045
Yes, mate.
589
00:33:51,565 --> 00:33:52,405
Right.
590
00:33:53,285 --> 00:33:54,365
-[scoffs]
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
591
00:33:54,925 --> 00:33:57,245
No, no, I'll be there very, very shortly.
Yes.
592
00:33:57,565 --> 00:33:59,085
Okay, bye.
593
00:33:59,405 --> 00:34:02,645
Right, that was an old mate.
I'll be back very, very soon.
594
00:34:02,765 --> 00:34:04,965
-Mm-hm.
-Is there any chance
595
00:34:05,045 --> 00:34:07,085
I could just scab a very little tenner?
596
00:34:07,165 --> 00:34:10,405
Which I promise I'll pay you back
as soon as I get a new job.
597
00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:14,205
-Scout's honour.
-You didn't go to Scouts.
598
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:17,765
-Inside pocket in my bag.
-Thank you. Thank you so much.
599
00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,605
It's good to be home, frog face.
600
00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:29,845
Disappear again
and I'll stab you in the eye.
601
00:34:29,925 --> 00:34:31,925
[chuckles]
602
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:42,485
Tell everyone about your essay.
603
00:34:44,725 --> 00:34:47,885
It's a very long essay, Mum. No one
wants to hear about that. It's boring.
604
00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:50,165
[Mrs. Groff] No, it's not.
We want to hear.
605
00:34:52,925 --> 00:34:56,165
Go on, tell us about
the Langston Hughes quote. So clever.
606
00:34:56,725 --> 00:34:58,885
-Hm!
-Who was Langston Hughes?
607
00:34:59,205 --> 00:35:00,325
[sighs]
608
00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:02,525
Well, Langston Hughes...
609
00:35:04,285 --> 00:35:07,285
Langston Hughes was a very famous, erm...
610
00:35:09,765 --> 00:35:10,805
erm...
611
00:35:13,685 --> 00:35:14,805
-golfer.
-[cork pops]
612
00:35:16,405 --> 00:35:17,965
I thought he was a poet.
613
00:35:21,165 --> 00:35:24,285
Oh! [laughs]
614
00:35:24,765 --> 00:35:25,925
That's so our Adam.
615
00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:28,165
-Such a prankster.
-Yeah.
616
00:35:28,245 --> 00:35:30,005
-Ha-ha!
-[laughing]
617
00:35:35,085 --> 00:35:36,965
[Lily] So, Glenoxi arrives
on the planet of Fuck,
618
00:35:37,045 --> 00:35:39,525
which is run by mutants
who have vulvas instead of tongues,
619
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:40,765
and she meets Lord Zortac.
620
00:35:40,845 --> 00:35:42,325
And, at first, she despises him,
621
00:35:42,405 --> 00:35:44,885
because he was responsible
for killing her entire family
622
00:35:44,965 --> 00:35:46,405
during the war of Gamma Velorum,
623
00:35:46,485 --> 00:35:49,325
but then she forgives him
when he agrees to become her sex slave...
624
00:35:49,405 --> 00:35:51,485
and also, Glenoxi's a bit of a slut.
625
00:35:51,565 --> 00:35:52,725
[chuckles]
626
00:35:52,805 --> 00:35:53,725
Okay.
627
00:35:54,325 --> 00:35:55,165
Good.
628
00:35:59,445 --> 00:36:01,205
Sorry this didn't go according to plan.
629
00:36:02,645 --> 00:36:05,765
My expectations were extremely low,
to be honest.
630
00:36:06,885 --> 00:36:08,245
I don't think you're ready.
631
00:36:11,045 --> 00:36:13,805
Well... hope you find someone who is.
632
00:36:14,245 --> 00:36:15,685
Yeah? Me too.
633
00:36:15,765 --> 00:36:17,765
[van pulls up]
634
00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:19,845
[pop music playing]
635
00:36:23,805 --> 00:36:27,045
-[turns music off]
-Hey, thief. How’s your lock?
636
00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:32,205
Er... Yeah, it's, erm...
life-changing, actually.
637
00:36:32,285 --> 00:36:34,285
-Yeah.
-Was that your girlfriend?
638
00:36:34,365 --> 00:36:37,405
No! [chuckles]
Er, definitely not. Erm...
639
00:36:38,045 --> 00:36:39,685
I'm just destined to be alone.
640
00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:44,165
-Your dad's inside. Shall I get him?
-Nah, don’t bother.
641
00:36:45,005 --> 00:36:47,085
[horn blares]
642
00:36:48,925 --> 00:36:50,365
I think my dad likes your mum.
643
00:36:50,605 --> 00:36:53,605
He changed his shirt three times
and put on way too much aftershave.
644
00:36:53,685 --> 00:36:55,805
Well, my mum doesn't really do boyfriends.
645
00:36:56,085 --> 00:36:57,045
She's a man-eater.
646
00:36:57,605 --> 00:36:59,685
That's kind of a weird way
to describe your mother.
647
00:36:59,765 --> 00:37:02,285
It's kind of weird that you
drive your dad around everywhere.
648
00:37:02,685 --> 00:37:04,805
-Doesn't he have a licence?
-He's a drunk.
649
00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:09,245
I'm so sorry. Er... I... I...
650
00:37:09,325 --> 00:37:11,605
-That was stupid, I didn't... I...
-[laughs]
651
00:37:11,685 --> 00:37:12,885
I'm messing with you.
652
00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:15,485
Yeah, no, he just got caught
speeding too many times.
653
00:37:15,565 --> 00:37:17,845
He's had his licence suspended
for six months, yeah.
654
00:37:18,285 --> 00:37:21,525
My sister does mornings
and I do afternoons and nights.
655
00:37:21,605 --> 00:37:22,565
[chuckles]
656
00:37:22,645 --> 00:37:25,885
It's like you're the parent
and he's a... he's a big, hairy child.
657
00:37:25,965 --> 00:37:27,845
[laughing] Yeah.
658
00:37:28,725 --> 00:37:30,725
[light drum music plays]
659
00:37:31,285 --> 00:37:32,765
Do you wanna go out with me?
660
00:37:33,725 --> 00:37:37,125
Well, I think you're funny,
and I wanna go out with you.
661
00:37:38,485 --> 00:37:40,205
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Give me your phone.
662
00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:47,325
If you want to hang out, call me.
663
00:37:51,165 --> 00:37:52,205
Great.
664
00:37:53,965 --> 00:37:55,445
-Cool.
-Cool. [chuckles]
665
00:37:56,725 --> 00:37:57,565
Bye.
666
00:37:59,205 --> 00:38:01,005
[horn blaring]
667
00:38:01,085 --> 00:38:02,325
Stop honking!
668
00:38:02,845 --> 00:38:03,925
I'm coming!
669
00:38:04,005 --> 00:38:04,925
Sorry.
670
00:38:05,765 --> 00:38:06,925
[sighs]
671
00:38:09,605 --> 00:38:10,885
[sighs]
672
00:38:12,645 --> 00:38:14,885
We should really talk
about the pheromones.
673
00:38:16,845 --> 00:38:17,685
Thank you.
674
00:38:18,685 --> 00:38:20,205
-[sighs]
-For all the work.
675
00:38:23,485 --> 00:38:24,565
[sighing] Yeah.
676
00:38:25,245 --> 00:38:26,925
It was nice meeting you, Jean.
677
00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:29,765
Yeah. It was nice meeting you too, Jakob.
678
00:38:31,925 --> 00:38:32,765
Hi.
679
00:38:34,885 --> 00:38:35,725
Thank you.
680
00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:46,485
[yawns]
681
00:38:46,565 --> 00:38:48,845
[woman on TV] Die slowly.
It cuts to thousands of pieces.
682
00:38:50,325 --> 00:38:52,165
-[man] Right. For the first time today.
-It's your favorite.
683
00:38:52,245 --> 00:38:54,285
[man] Why use your venom on me?
684
00:38:55,165 --> 00:38:58,325
-[woman] You killed my love.
-[man] That's possible.
685
00:38:59,165 --> 00:39:00,285
I've killed a lot of people.
686
00:39:00,845 --> 00:39:03,925
[man on TV continues to speak]
687
00:39:04,765 --> 00:39:07,085
Do I ever remind you of Dad?
688
00:39:10,045 --> 00:39:10,885
Sometimes.
689
00:39:13,245 --> 00:39:14,685
But just the good bits.
690
00:39:23,005 --> 00:39:24,405
Come on.
691
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,725
[man and woman on TV arguing]
692
00:39:30,525 --> 00:39:32,485
Anyone who saysdifferently is selling something.
693
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:35,405
Why don't you ask Eric over?
694
00:39:36,965 --> 00:39:38,165
[sighs]
695
00:39:40,285 --> 00:39:42,245
I don't think
he's gonna forgive me, Mum.
696
00:39:43,325 --> 00:39:46,005
Course he will. If you keep trying.
697
00:39:48,045 --> 00:39:49,285
Show him you mean it.
698
00:39:51,965 --> 00:39:54,085
You'll be friends again
before you know it.
699
00:39:55,965 --> 00:39:56,805
You'll see.
700
00:39:58,085 --> 00:40:00,085
[Soft piano music plays]
701
00:40:04,885 --> 00:40:05,845
[sighs]
702
00:40:05,925 --> 00:40:06,885
Yeah.
703
00:40:08,045 --> 00:40:10,045
I'll just be a sec. [clears throat]
704
00:40:10,485 --> 00:40:11,605
[gasps] Erm...
705
00:40:12,605 --> 00:40:13,485
I don't...
706
00:40:14,965 --> 00:40:16,485
know what happened earlier.
707
00:40:17,765 --> 00:40:20,205
But it seemed like it was a big step.
708
00:40:21,245 --> 00:40:22,925
I'm not prying, I just...
709
00:40:24,685 --> 00:40:26,925
I just want to know that you're okay.
710
00:40:29,725 --> 00:40:30,605
I'm okay.
711
00:40:37,485 --> 00:40:38,765
[phone buzzes]
712
00:40:43,365 --> 00:40:44,845
[ringing tone]
713
00:40:50,445 --> 00:40:54,485
Hey, it's Eric. Sorry to miss you.Call back when you can. Brrring!
714
00:40:54,805 --> 00:40:56,805
[fast beat instrumental music plays]
715
00:41:05,405 --> 00:41:06,445
[clears throat]
716
00:41:23,325 --> 00:41:24,965
[coach] Right, come on, Jackson!
717
00:41:25,365 --> 00:41:27,845
Push, man! Keep the stroke going!
718
00:41:29,245 --> 00:41:33,285
You're close, son!
Come on, man, let's go, let's go!
719
00:41:33,365 --> 00:41:35,845
-Yes! Yes!
-[laughs]
720
00:41:35,925 --> 00:41:36,765
Well done!
721
00:41:37,125 --> 00:41:38,685
Yes, sir!
722
00:41:39,885 --> 00:41:41,845
Power! [laughs]
723
00:41:42,965 --> 00:41:44,405
Look at the time.
724
00:41:44,485 --> 00:41:45,565
[laughs]
725
00:41:46,165 --> 00:41:47,125
Whoo!
726
00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:49,205
[soft rock music continues]
727
00:42:07,885 --> 00:42:10,205
-Hey, man, can we talk?
-Are you gonna hit me?
728
00:42:11,165 --> 00:42:12,645
-No.
-Yeah, let me guess.
729
00:42:12,725 --> 00:42:14,245
Wrong place,
wrong time, am I right?
730
00:42:14,845 --> 00:42:18,885
Look, I just... I-- I thought that
it would feel good, but it... it didn’t.
731
00:42:18,965 --> 00:42:21,205
Decking the other gay guy,
yeah, that's perfect, Eric.
732
00:42:21,285 --> 00:42:22,645
Look, I-- I'm really sorry.
733
00:42:26,845 --> 00:42:30,205
Look, if it helps,
I used this to come out to my mum, okay?
734
00:42:30,605 --> 00:42:31,605
What, she didn't know?
735
00:42:32,005 --> 00:42:34,645
I ju-- [stammers] I--
I just thought you had it all figured out.
736
00:42:34,725 --> 00:42:36,085
Yeah, well, you assumed wrong.
737
00:42:37,565 --> 00:42:39,565
And she now thinks
you're a gay-basher.
738
00:42:39,645 --> 00:42:40,485
[sighs]
739
00:42:40,565 --> 00:42:42,405
So if you get filthy looks
from an Indian lady,
740
00:42:42,805 --> 00:42:44,125
don't take it personally, okay?
741
00:42:45,205 --> 00:42:47,405
S-So this punching you in the face thing
742
00:42:47,485 --> 00:42:50,045
has probably ruined our chances
of being together?
743
00:42:50,445 --> 00:42:51,405
Bitch, please.
744
00:42:52,205 --> 00:42:54,525
Pretty boys like me
are definitely not your type, okay?
745
00:42:55,965 --> 00:42:57,725
Enjoy suspension, trumpet boy.
746
00:42:58,765 --> 00:42:59,885
What's my type?
747
00:43:00,325 --> 00:43:01,565
Still not your friend.
748
00:43:03,605 --> 00:43:04,805
[sighs]
749
00:43:05,685 --> 00:43:07,685
[upbeat music plays]
750
00:43:11,045 --> 00:43:13,325
Aimee? You all right?
751
00:43:13,405 --> 00:43:15,165
I've been wanking all night.
752
00:43:15,405 --> 00:43:17,165
I ate four packets of crumpets
753
00:43:17,245 --> 00:43:19,045
and I think my clit might drop off.
754
00:43:19,445 --> 00:43:21,005
But I know exactly what I want.
755
00:43:21,245 --> 00:43:23,205
That's, er... excellent.
756
00:43:26,405 --> 00:43:27,925
I gotta go find Steve.
757
00:43:45,965 --> 00:43:47,645
Oh, my God.
758
00:43:49,605 --> 00:43:50,845
Wonders never cease.
759
00:43:50,965 --> 00:43:52,525
[scoffs] Yeah.
760
00:43:53,565 --> 00:43:56,685
Speaking of which, Aimee's now
calling you the Pleasure Master.
761
00:43:57,085 --> 00:43:59,285
Yeah. [chuckles] That's, er... incorrect.
762
00:43:59,365 --> 00:44:01,085
-Mm-hm. Here you go.
-Thanks.
763
00:44:07,205 --> 00:44:08,485
[sighs]
764
00:44:08,805 --> 00:44:10,165
My brother's back in town.
765
00:44:11,165 --> 00:44:12,205
-Yeah?
-Mm.
766
00:44:12,525 --> 00:44:14,845
-Is that a good or bad thing?
-I don't know, we'll see.
767
00:44:18,805 --> 00:44:20,045
I really liked your essay.
768
00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,885
-You haven't read my essay.
-No.
769
00:44:21,965 --> 00:44:23,365
But I did hear it.
770
00:44:24,365 --> 00:44:26,405
“We live as we dream, alone.”
771
00:44:27,085 --> 00:44:29,685
-It's very bleak.
-Depends on your perspective.
772
00:44:31,845 --> 00:44:33,405
-How did you know it was mine?
-Well,
773
00:44:33,965 --> 00:44:36,405
Adam thought As You Like It
was a song by Jay-Z.
774
00:44:36,485 --> 00:44:38,165
-[chuckles]
-And only you
775
00:44:38,245 --> 00:44:41,085
could turn the topic of dreams
into existential angst.
776
00:44:42,525 --> 00:44:44,085
Pessimists outlive optimists.
777
00:44:45,165 --> 00:44:46,765
We're in for the long haul, then.
778
00:44:47,885 --> 00:44:49,285
[chuckles]
779
00:44:51,365 --> 00:44:53,925
That... That trophy should be yours.
780
00:44:54,565 --> 00:44:56,045
Don't give it away next time.
781
00:44:57,405 --> 00:44:58,965
-I'll see you later.
-See you later.
782
00:45:00,445 --> 00:45:01,765
-Hey, Miss Sands.
-Hey.
783
00:45:02,125 --> 00:45:04,645
What do I have to do
for this Aptitude Scheme thing?
784
00:45:04,725 --> 00:45:08,085
I'll find out everything you need.
Glad I got through, Maeve.
785
00:45:08,245 --> 00:45:10,245
[upbeat music plays louder]
786
00:45:14,005 --> 00:45:15,445
[knock at door]
787
00:45:15,525 --> 00:45:16,565
Come in.
788
00:45:19,885 --> 00:45:20,725
Hello. [chuckles]
789
00:45:21,925 --> 00:45:24,765
Er... We need to talk about...
790
00:45:25,645 --> 00:45:26,685
Adam’s essay.
791
00:45:27,685 --> 00:45:28,565
What about it?
792
00:45:29,045 --> 00:45:30,765
Did it sound like Adam to you?
793
00:45:32,005 --> 00:45:35,885
Are you suggesting I don't know
what my own son sounds like?
794
00:45:36,085 --> 00:45:39,405
I am suggesting
that someone else wrote it for him.
795
00:45:42,525 --> 00:45:45,085
Miss Sands, can we have this
conversation at another time?
796
00:45:46,045 --> 00:45:48,485
-I'm running late for an appointment.
-Of course.
797
00:45:48,605 --> 00:45:50,965
-We'll, er... pick it up later.
-Hm.
798
00:45:59,245 --> 00:46:01,245
[cheerful music plays]
799
00:46:04,285 --> 00:46:05,725
Okay, so, here's what I want.
800
00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:07,725
I want you to rub my clit
with your left thumb.
801
00:46:07,805 --> 00:46:10,045
Start slow but get faster,
but not too fast.
802
00:46:10,125 --> 00:46:11,285
When I start to shake,
803
00:46:11,365 --> 00:46:13,525
blow on my ear
and get ready for fireworks.
804
00:46:14,045 --> 00:46:14,925
I'm on it.
805
00:46:16,365 --> 00:46:18,565
♪ You know my baby, she's so hot ♪
806
00:46:18,645 --> 00:46:21,325
I promise you, she was... she was massive.
You wouldn't recognize her.
807
00:46:21,405 --> 00:46:23,325
-Completely--
-You didn't used to roll her around!
808
00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:25,565
No, yeah. It was
the only way of transporting her.
809
00:46:25,645 --> 00:46:27,285
-[laughs]
-She couldn't walk.
810
00:46:27,365 --> 00:46:30,165
You couldn't pick her up. She was heavy.
811
00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:32,285
Sean was just telling me
how fat you were as a baby.
812
00:46:32,365 --> 00:46:34,405
Remember? Mum used to call you
the Michelin Man.
813
00:46:34,485 --> 00:46:37,725
Ha-ha. Yeah, that's funny.
Don't you have training?
814
00:46:38,365 --> 00:46:41,085
Yeah, but I skived off.
I thought, you know, we could hang out.
815
00:46:41,405 --> 00:46:42,285
Is that cool?
816
00:46:43,645 --> 00:46:44,845
Yeah. Yeah, it's cool.
817
00:46:45,125 --> 00:46:48,085
Ooh, ooh, before you go in there, erm...
could you grab us a couple of beers?
818
00:46:48,165 --> 00:46:49,965
No. Jackson doesn't drink
when he's training.
819
00:46:50,045 --> 00:46:52,205
Ooh! Is Action Man teetotal?
820
00:46:52,285 --> 00:46:54,765
-Yeah.
-Come on, do you ever loosen up?
821
00:46:54,845 --> 00:46:56,685
-Sean...
-Oh, come on, it's just a question.
822
00:46:59,085 --> 00:47:01,005
Actually, go on then, one beer won't hurt.
823
00:47:01,085 --> 00:47:03,125
One tasty beer comin' right up.
824
00:47:07,405 --> 00:47:09,085
Come on, then. Aaah!
825
00:47:09,565 --> 00:47:11,045
What do you think of my biceps?
826
00:47:12,045 --> 00:47:13,125
It's the gym, man.
827
00:47:18,565 --> 00:47:21,805
♪ Poor little hairy kids ♪
828
00:47:21,885 --> 00:47:24,245
♪ Out on their own ♪
829
00:47:24,965 --> 00:47:28,365
♪ They ran to the festival ♪
830
00:47:28,445 --> 00:47:31,325
♪ To show that they were one ♪
831
00:47:31,805 --> 00:47:35,245
♪ They've fallen in love ♪
832
00:47:35,325 --> 00:47:38,205
♪ With all humankind ♪
833
00:47:38,725 --> 00:47:42,045
♪ So tell them you love them ♪
834
00:47:42,125 --> 00:47:45,485
♪ So they don't change their mind ♪
835
00:47:49,405 --> 00:47:51,045
[door slams]
836
00:47:51,125 --> 00:47:53,205
♪ Write us a book ♪
837
00:47:53,285 --> 00:47:57,125
♪ Of instructions or signs ♪
838
00:47:57,445 --> 00:48:01,005
♪ And if it's been written ♪
839
00:48:01,085 --> 00:48:03,965
♪ Then give us more time ♪
840
00:48:04,805 --> 00:48:07,885
♪ Recite a poem ♪
841
00:48:07,965 --> 00:48:10,685
♪ Or sing us a song ♪
842
00:48:11,325 --> 00:48:14,605
♪ And tell us you love us ♪
843
00:48:14,685 --> 00:48:17,645
♪ So you don't feel alone ♪
844
00:48:20,285 --> 00:48:25,845
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
845
00:48:26,885 --> 00:48:32,885
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
846
00:48:33,245 --> 00:48:35,245
♪ La, la, la ♪
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