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Previously on WandaVision...
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Dr. Harley, where's my mom?
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Maria died three years ago.
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Two years after you disappeared.
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Captain Monica Rambeau.
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Director Tyler Hayward.
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The program hasn't been the samesince you've been up there,Rambeau.
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The FBI is in a tizzy up in Jersey...
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This isn't a missing person's case,
Captain Rambeau, it's a missing town.
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Some sort of energy field.
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My equipment registered
an extremely high level of CMBR.
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Entwined was a broadcast frequency.
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Voila, sound and picture.
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You are trespassing here.
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And I want you to leave.
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Where's Geraldine?
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She's gone. She didn't belong here.
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It's all Wanda.
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Sweet, sweet Tommy, don't you wanna sleep?
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Mommy wants to sleep.
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If you go to sleep,
I promise you will be my favorite twin.
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Oh, come on now, darling.
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You know we love them both equally.
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Well, don't tell him that.
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No luck with Billy?
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Tried reading to him,
but for some reason,
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Charles Darwin's The Descent of Man
made him cry even harder.
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Oh. Care to dance, darling?
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Oh!
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It's almost like we're on a date.
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Keep it down, lads,
I was about to get my leg over.
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Vis?
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Would you mind grabbing their binkies?
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Oh. 'Course not.
Binkies all round, I think.
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Now, I know parents
aren't supposed to take shortcuts,
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but I think this situation
calls for one, don't you?
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So, go to sleep, my babies.
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And go to sleep.
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Well, I don't think it's very funny.
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Why won't you do what I want?
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What's that, dear?
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That is not where those go!
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Noise cancelation
is not their primary function?
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- Ooh.
- Look, I think it's...
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Vis?
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What are we doing wrong?
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Oh, don't worry, dear.
We'll figure it out.
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Perhaps we all need more time
to get to know one another.
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Maybe. Or maybe we just need some help.
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Oh!
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Hiya, kids!
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Oh, Agnes!
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Agnes, I was just fluffing this pillow.
With my face.
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Oh, I was just on my way to Jazzercise
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when I heard your new little
bundles of joy were on a sleep strike.
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- Oh? Who told you that?
- My ears.
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Oh.
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Anyway, Auntie Agnes is here
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and I've got a couple of tricks
up my sleeve.
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- Oh, Agnes, you're a lifesaver.
- Aw.
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Very well.
But be careful of their belly buttons
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and remember
to support their heads,
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and when was the last time you washed...
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Actually, you know what? It would be...
Just... Maybe we better not.
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Um...
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Do you want me to take that again?
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I'm sorry?
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You want me to hold the babies.
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Should we just take it from the top?
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What?
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Oh, don't be silly.
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Vision, let's...
Let's let Agnes give it a try.
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Fussy babies, meet buns of steel.
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We dare you to stay awake.
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Wanda.
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What was that about?
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What was what?
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"What was what?"
That, that with Agnes just now.
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Well, I think she just got confused
for a moment.
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She seems fine now.
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But what she said,
the way she looked at you...
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How did she look at me?
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Well, I didn't... Oh.
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Lavender. It's supposed to have
a calming effect.
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Ralph sprays it on me every night.
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But there's no taming this tiger. What?
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It's so strange.
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That's not fair.
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It's not Agnes's fault
that she has an unusually high libido.
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Wanda?
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Did you really not see what I saw?
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Oh.
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Don't mind me.
I'm just looking for your dark liquor.
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-What?
-Not for me.
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For the twins.
What kind of babysitter do you think I am?
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I'm just gonna go and check in there.
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Vision,
the boys haven't slept in days.
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You and I both need a break and Agnes
is just being neighborly, that's all.
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Do you hear that?
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Hear what?
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Absolutely nothing.
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They finally fell asleep.
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They're empty.
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Then where are the twins?
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-Mommy?
-Daddy?
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Kids.
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You can't control 'em.
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No matter how hard you try.
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- Well, hi!
- Hi!
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- How are you doing, baby?
- Aw.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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You wander the world with a visionOf what life could be
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But then the years come and teach youTo just wait and see
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Forces may try to pull us apart
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But nothing can phase meIf you're in my heart
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Crossing our fingers, singing a song
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We're making it up as we go along
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Through the highs and the lows
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We'll be right, we'll be wrong
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We're making it up as we go along
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And there will be days
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We won't know which way to go
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But we'll take it higher
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You're all I desire
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When the going gets tough
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When push comes to shove
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We're making it up
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'Cause we got love
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We got love
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We got love
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We got love
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Baby, we got...
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WandaVision
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What's the first thingyou do remember?
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Pain.
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And then, Wanda's voice in my head.
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Did you try to resist?
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There was this feelingkeeping me down.
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This hopeless feeling.
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Like drowning.
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It was grief.
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You can sit up now.
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Great.
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So am I cleared?
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Once I get a look at these.
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Where's my uniform?
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In analysis.
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Mighty glad to have you back, Captain.
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How you feeling?
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Like myself.
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Well, thank heavens for that.
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What's the latest?
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There's a briefing in ten.
Pants are encouraged.
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-Thank you.
-This is Dr. Darcy Lewis.
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She's the one
who discovered the broadcast.
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-I'm...
-Monica. I know. Um, big fan.
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We're gonna need to take these again.
There's something wrong with the machine.
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Those are blank.
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Like I said.
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Well, what about her labs?
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I need another blood draw.
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No, no, no. We're done here.
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She does that. See you at the briefing.
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Morning.
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We are now assessing a more clear picture
of this crisis.
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And thanks to Captain Rambeau,
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we now have first-person intel
from inside the Westview Anomaly.
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Our initial theory had
Wanda Maximoff as one of many victims.
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We now know
she is the principal victimizer.
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Jimmy.
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Quick history on our subject.
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Born in Sokovia in 1989
to Irina and Oleg Maximoff,
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both killed during an air raid
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when Maximoff
and her twin brother, Pietro, were ten.
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The twins were subsequently
radicalized, volunteering at HYDRA.
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It's an oversimplification
of events, but, yes.
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After unspecified experimentation
with the Mind Stone,
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Maximoff gained
telekinetic and telepathic abilities.
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Back up, Jimmy.
Does Maximoff have an alias?
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-No, sir.
-No funny nickname?
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Not a one.
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And earliest tracking had her using
her powers against the Avengers.
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Is that correct?
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Right before she earned their trust
and became one herself.
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Lagos and Germany,
we all know how that turned out.
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Thanks, Jimmy.
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Now that we have the lay of the land,
let's talk about strategy.
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It is the policy...
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I try
not to speak ill of people...
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Then allow me. Hayward's a...
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...terrorists.
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Wanda's not a terrorist.
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By your own account,
you described the experience
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of being under her mind-control as
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"excruciating, terrifying, a violation."
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Wanda, what's up?
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And now that I've gone all corporate...
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My point is, I don't believe
she has a political agenda
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or any inclination toward destruction.
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Monica, she blasted you
halfway across New Jersey.
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And I survived
because she chose to protect me.
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She's holding thousands of people hostage.
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And it could have been thousands more
if she hadn't put up her own quarantine.
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Listen, I don't believe
this is a premeditated act of aggression.
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You don't?
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Bring up the visual.
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This morning,
I received authorization to share
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this highly-sensitive material
from S.W.O.R.D. headquarters.
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Until very recently, it was the top-secret
location of the Vision's corpse.
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- When was this?
- Nine days ago.
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Maximoff stormed our facility,
stole the Vision's body,
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and resurrected him.
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But that's in direct violation
of Section 36 B of the Sokovia Accords.
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And the Vision's own living will.
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He didn't want to be anybody's weapon.
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Maximoff, in her grief,
disregarded his wishes.
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All right, that's it for now.
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Let's work the problem, people. Dismissed.
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But how did she even do it?
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Bring him back without the Mind Stone?
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Who knows?
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But she has the world's
only vibranium synthezoid,
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playing Father-Knows-Best-In-Suburbia.
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What happens when he learns the truth?
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I don't think he likes the water.
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But we have to get him clean,
so Mommy will let us keep him.
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- Tommy, Billy!
- Oh, no! Mommy's coming!
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You know, I don't miss the crying,
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but jeez Louise,
did you have to learn to walk?
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You two never stay put.
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Unless you're innocently forming
a human wall in front of the kitchen sink.
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Bless you.
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Thank you.
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Now tell me which one of you just barked?
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Scoot.
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Oh, boy.
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Waiter, what's this canine
doing in my kitchen sink?
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The doggy paddle?
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Can we keep him, Mommy?
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Well, I'm sure
his owners miss him very much.
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Come on.
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There really is no collar.
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Can we keep him?
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He was outside. Crying, alone.
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Now, boys, taking care
of a living thing is a big responsibility.
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Dogs need food, exercise, training,
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belly rubs, and cuddles.
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And kisses between his little ears.
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Morning, wife. Morning, boys.
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Good morning, unfamiliar wet animal.
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Who's this?
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We're not quite sure, actually.
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Why so formal, honey?
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Oh, it's just a precaution really.
I had a hunch someone might pop over.
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Hi, kiddos.
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With exactly the item we require.
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My kitchen window told me
someone got a new pooch.
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Did you name him yet?
259
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,650
How about Sniffy?
260
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:19,943
Oh!
261
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,739
How about Sparky?
262
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:26,950
Well, should we make it official?
263
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,413
Wanda.
264
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,082
- Agnes was right there!
- She didn't notice.
265
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:37,211
She didn't even notice when the boys
went from babies to five-year-olds.
266
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,587
That's not what we agreed upon.
267
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,839
You made no effort
to conceal your abilities.
268
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,925
Well, I'm tired of hiding, Vis.
269
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,720
And maybe you don't have to either.
270
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:50,599
Wanda, we are usually
so much of the same mind.
271
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,518
But right now...
272
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,064
What aren't you telling me?
273
00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,234
So, is Sparky our dog, Daddy?
274
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:01,527
What?
275
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:08,951
Boys, your father and I
don't think you're ready
276
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:12,871
to properly care for an animal
until you're at least...
277
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,456
Ten. Ten.
278
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,458
Ten years old.
279
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:22,214
-Wait, now, hang on there a minute...
-Wait, no, no, no.
280
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,968
- ...you young whippersnappers.
- No, no, no!
281
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:29,137
Let's just hope this dog
stays the same size.
282
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,224
Woof, woof.
283
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,985
Okay. Okay, I've got it.
284
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,988
What I need
is a 10,000-pound fallout shelter
285
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:49,241
comprised of lead for photons,
cadmium for neutrons,
286
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:52,244
tantalum for seismic blasts, on wheels.
287
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:58,500
And then, I would be able
to safely re-enter Westview. Right?
288
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:00,377
Yes. Theoretically.
289
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,379
I can work with theoretically.
290
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:04,882
What'd I miss?
291
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,341
The twins aged up to ten.
292
00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:09,928
Holy Christmas. At this rate,
they'll be empty nesters by dinner time.
293
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,973
I know an aerospace engineer
who'd be up for this challenge.
294
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:20,147
But I can't guarantee the Hex
won't just mind-wipe you as you go in.
295
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,024
Wait. What's a Hex?
296
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:26,486
Oh, um, it's what I'm calling the anomaly
because of its hexagonal shape.
297
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,322
It's starting to catch on.
298
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:31,992
You really wanna go back in there?
299
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,036
After everything she's put you through?
300
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,914
Yeah. Yes, I do.
301
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,334
Have we identified these minors yet?
302
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,919
Or the newborns?
303
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,962
Oh, Wanda's twins are hers.
304
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:47,925
Everything might look fake in the TV,
but everything in there is real.
305
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,302
But Wanda manipulates
people's perceptions,
306
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:51,470
makes them hallucinate.
307
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,846
Yeah, that's her whole bag.
308
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,516
If all the sets and props
and wardrobe were solid matter,
309
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:58,101
that would mean
she's wielding an insane amount of power.
310
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,437
Far exceeding anything
she's displayed in the past.
311
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:04,441
She could have taken out Thanos
on her own if he hadn't initiated a blitz.
312
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,527
I mean, nobody else came close.
313
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,071
Well, I'd argue
that Captain Marvel came close.
314
00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:12,574
Her powers came from
an Infinity Stone, too, right?
315
00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:14,117
We are not talking about her.
316
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,828
We are talking about Wanda.
317
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,457
Darcy?
318
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:24,503
What was that you were saying
about props and sets and...
319
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,129
Wardrobe?
320
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,384
Where's the lab?
321
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,311
What are we looking for?
322
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,479
That.
323
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:47,693
Oh, man, are we being mind-controlled
to see that right now?
324
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:48,777
Jeepers creepers!
325
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:53,240
Ooh, no. They're real, all right.
326
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,533
Can I borrow this?
327
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,076
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
328
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,498
Whoa!
329
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,091
You had a bulletproof vest on
when you went inside, didn't you?
330
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:14,303
Those pants are 87% Kevlar.
331
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:19,850
It's not an illusion.
Wanda is rewriting reality.
332
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,976
Permanently?
333
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:24,104
If she can change things
as they go into the Hex...
334
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,731
You called it the Hex.
335
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:31,486
What happens if we send something in
that requires no change?
336
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:47,920
So you're telling me this is a typewriter,
a Rolodex, and a calendar all in one?
337
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,796
What else can it do? Find me a wife?
338
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:50,881
Eventually, yes.
339
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,218
It's a hell of a thing
watching you work these computers, Vision.
340
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,220
It's like you speak their language.
341
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,554
What do you think, Norm?
342
00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:59,056
Should we surf the Internet?
343
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,766
Cowabunga, dude.
344
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:11,151
Hey, look, we got electronic mail already.
345
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:14,488
It's called an e-mail, Norm.
What are you looking for?
346
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,614
Letter opener.
347
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:18,367
We don't need that.
We're already cutting edge.
348
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:24,665
"S.W.O.R.D.
Top secret communiqué. Authenticate.
349
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:28,460
"Doctor Darcy Lewis'
findings regarding Maximoff's Anomaly.
350
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:31,713
"High levels of radiation
present at perimeter.
351
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:34,174
"Effect on Westview residents unknown.
352
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:35,843
"Please advise."
353
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,723
Well, come on, pal.
What are we gonna write back?
354
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:43,392
You're the office funny guy.
355
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,187
It's a joke.
356
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:48,939
Can't you tell?
357
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:50,858
None of it is real.
358
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,119
Please. Please help me.
359
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,580
What day is it? How long has it been?
360
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:07,040
Where's my phone?
I have to call my sister.
361
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,209
-Norm.
-She's taking care of our dad, he's sick.
362
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,170
-Where is my phone?
-Calm yourself, Norm.
363
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,380
I can't understand
what you're trying to tell me.
364
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,257
-You have to stop her.
-Stop who?
365
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,592
She's in my head.
366
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,886
None of it is my own.
367
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:21,889
It hurts. It hurts so much.
368
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,390
Just make her stop.
369
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,142
Just make her stop...
370
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,229
Now tell me this.
371
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:32,608
If I send an e-mail,
where would I put the stamp?
372
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,488
Technology..
373
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:44,286
Sit, Sparky, sit. Good dog.
374
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,205
Speak.
375
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,373
Nice, Sparky.
376
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:49,583
Now spin.
377
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:51,793
Good boy!
378
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:54,463
Oh! Bravo, Billy!
379
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:56,840
You weren't so bad either, Sparky.
380
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,509
That was radical.
381
00:20:58,592 --> 00:21:00,052
Where's Dad?
We gotta go show Dad!
382
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,303
Oh, he's... He's at work.
383
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,599
It's Saturday.
384
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,100
No, it's not. It's Monday.
385
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:08,852
This morning was Saturday.
386
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:13,357
There was an emergency at the office
and your father had to go in.
387
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,441
End of story.
388
00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:21,698
Look, he just... He needed a distraction.
389
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,825
From what?
390
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:25,160
From us?
391
00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:29,456
No! No way! No!
392
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:36,255
Sometimes your dad and I
aren't on the same page,
393
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:40,551
but that's just temporary.
394
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:43,470
Like the two of you,
you might fight over toys,
395
00:21:43,554 --> 00:21:45,889
but he's always going to be your brother.
396
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,891
And he is always going to be yours.
397
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:51,103
Because family is forever.
398
00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:53,814
Do you have a brother, Mom?
399
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,233
I do.
400
00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:00,654
Yeah. He's far away from here.
401
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:04,241
And that makes me sad sometimes.
402
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,831
Hey, Sparky, what's up, boy?
403
00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,583
Something's scaring him.
404
00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:19,256
Stay here.
405
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:24,344
Sparky!
406
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:38,817
I know this is tech from
the '80s, but can we sharpen the visuals?
407
00:22:38,901 --> 00:22:40,152
Working on it.
408
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,114
Maximoff located.
409
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:45,282
Well done.
410
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,034
We can't see the drone on the broadcast.
411
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:48,869
Wanda's framing it out of the shot.
412
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,454
Just like all the jump cuts.
413
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:53,290
Wanda decides what makes it onto her show
and what doesn't.
414
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:56,001
And here we go. You're up.
415
00:22:56,710 --> 00:23:00,088
Wanda, this is Captain Monica Rambeau.
416
00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:01,215
Can you hear me?
417
00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:06,678
I just want to talk. That's it.
418
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,391
No joy.
419
00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:15,312
Wait, my controls aren't working.
Reconnect patch.
420
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:16,688
Disregard. Take the shot.
421
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:19,316
What? No. The drone isn't armed.
422
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,651
Take the shot.
423
00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:27,157
What did you do?
424
00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:28,617
There's a breach, sir.
425
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:22,462
Is this yours?
426
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:33,056
The missile was just a precaution.
427
00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:35,475
You can hardly blame us, Wanda.
428
00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:37,186
Oh, I think I can.
429
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:40,814
This will be your only warning.
430
00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:44,026
Stay out of my home.
431
00:24:44,902 --> 00:24:48,363
You don't bother me. I won't bother you.
432
00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:50,157
I wish it could be that simple.
433
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,118
You've taken an entire town hostage.
434
00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,746
Well, I'm not the one
with the guns, Director.
435
00:24:56,455 --> 00:24:58,582
But you are the one in control.
436
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,461
You're still here.
437
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:09,927
Wanda, I didn't know
the drones were armed.
438
00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:12,846
But you know that, don't you?
439
00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:14,681
A town full of civilians.
440
00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:18,602
And you, a telepath,
brought a S.W.O.R.D. Agent into your home.
441
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:22,189
You trusted me
to help deliver your babies.
442
00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:25,567
On some level, Wanda,
you know I am an ally.
443
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:27,653
I wanna help you.
444
00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:31,990
How? What could you
possibly have to offer me?
445
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,451
What do you want?
446
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:36,703
I have what I want
447
00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:42,876
and no one
will ever take it from me again.
448
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:52,219
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
449
00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:53,303
Stand down!
450
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:56,932
-Wanda!
-Stand down!
451
00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:22,791
Oh.
452
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,210
You've got a mess,
453
00:26:25,294 --> 00:26:27,963
and you're still usingthe next leading brand.
454
00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:31,800
You need Lagos brand paper towels.
455
00:26:31,884 --> 00:26:34,136
The most absorbent paper towel available.
456
00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:41,643
Husbands can use it too, you know.
457
00:26:42,853 --> 00:26:46,857
Lagos. For when you makea mess you didn't mean to.
458
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:52,070
Sparky! Come on, boy!
459
00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:54,740
Sparky! Sparky!
460
00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:57,784
-Here, boy! Sparky!
-Hey, what's the trouble, little dudes?
461
00:26:57,868 --> 00:26:59,786
- We can't find our dog.
- Don't worry.
462
00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:00,996
He's sure to turn up.
463
00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:04,208
Your mom won't let him get far. Ma'am.
464
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:06,710
I don't know where he could've gone.
465
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:07,961
Here, boy!
466
00:27:08,045 --> 00:27:10,172
-Sparky! Sparky!
-Sparky!
467
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:15,302
Sparky!
468
00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:21,016
I...
469
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:25,145
I didn't wanna come
until I'd wrapped him up.
470
00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:27,564
What happened to him?
471
00:27:27,648 --> 00:27:29,525
Found him in my azalea bushes.
472
00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:31,527
Don't know how many leaves he ate.
473
00:27:31,610 --> 00:27:34,112
I didn't find him until it was too late.
474
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:36,823
Oh...
475
00:27:38,367 --> 00:27:41,954
Tommy, Billy, I'm so sorry.
476
00:27:43,539 --> 00:27:45,123
Wait. Don't. Don't.
477
00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:47,751
-Don't what?
-Don't age yourselves up.
478
00:27:47,835 --> 00:27:52,506
The urge to run
from this feeling is powerful.
479
00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:53,715
I know.
480
00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:57,177
It's too sad.
481
00:27:57,928 --> 00:28:01,598
You can fix anything, Mom. Fix the dead.
482
00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:04,268
What?
483
00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:07,938
No.
484
00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:10,732
You can do that?
485
00:28:15,571 --> 00:28:18,448
I am trying to tell you
486
00:28:18,532 --> 00:28:21,827
that there are rules in life, okay?
487
00:28:21,910 --> 00:28:26,498
We can't rush aging
just because it's convenient.
488
00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:31,670
And we can't reverse death.
489
00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:34,464
No matter how sad it makes us.
490
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:37,342
Okay? Some things are forever.
491
00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:40,596
You said family is forever.
492
00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:42,931
He is family.
493
00:28:43,015 --> 00:28:44,725
Bring him back, Mom.
494
00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:46,935
Bring who back?
495
00:28:57,821 --> 00:29:00,782
Oh, boys. Come here.
496
00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:22,554
How are the boys?
497
00:29:23,847 --> 00:29:26,016
A little heartbroken,
but they'll be all right.
498
00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:35,817
Well, it's not often you get a dog
and bury them the same day.
499
00:29:35,901 --> 00:29:38,820
Well, life moves pretty fast
out in the suburbs.
500
00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:44,910
I spoke with Norm.
501
00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:46,495
Oh?
502
00:29:47,371 --> 00:29:49,456
I unearthed the man's
suppressed personality
503
00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:51,750
and I spoke to him free of your oversight.
504
00:29:53,252 --> 00:29:54,586
He was in pain, Wanda.
505
00:29:56,088 --> 00:29:57,756
Vision...
506
00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:00,634
- Listen, can we just...
- What?
507
00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:03,095
Watch TV?
508
00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:07,891
Turn in for the night so that
you can change everything over again?
509
00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:09,184
No, Wanda.
510
00:30:10,561 --> 00:30:12,729
You can't control me the way you do them.
511
00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:15,858
Can't I?
512
00:30:20,529 --> 00:30:21,738
I'm going to bed.
513
00:30:21,822 --> 00:30:23,657
No! We're not done here.
514
00:30:25,117 --> 00:30:27,369
What is the "Maximoff Anomaly"?
515
00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:28,453
The what?
516
00:30:29,246 --> 00:30:32,040
I have to believe
that this, whatever this is,
517
00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:33,542
was subconscious at first
518
00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:36,170
and that you only
recently became aware of it.
519
00:30:36,253 --> 00:30:38,714
Aware of what?
520
00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:40,674
Norm has a family, Wanda!
521
00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:42,885
He has a family, and he can't reach them
522
00:30:42,968 --> 00:30:46,346
-because you won't let him reach them!
-I don't know what you're talking about!
523
00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:48,056
Stop lying to me!
524
00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:54,271
This, all of this is for us.
525
00:30:54,354 --> 00:30:56,648
So let me handle it.
526
00:30:56,732 --> 00:30:58,567
What is outside of Westview?
527
00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:01,904
You don't wanna know, I promise you.
528
00:31:01,987 --> 00:31:05,157
You don't get to make
that choice for me, Wanda!
529
00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:09,244
You've never talked to me
like this before.
530
00:31:09,328 --> 00:31:12,080
Before what? Before what?
531
00:31:12,164 --> 00:31:14,374
I can't remember my life before Westview.
532
00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:16,126
I don't know who I am!
533
00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:17,586
I'm scared!
534
00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:22,549
You are my husband.
535
00:31:24,343 --> 00:31:26,887
You are Tommy and Billy's father.
536
00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,680
Isn't that enough?
537
00:31:33,685 --> 00:31:36,188
Wanda, why are there
no other children in Westview?
538
00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:38,065
Oh, God! There are! Just stop it!
539
00:31:38,148 --> 00:31:39,316
No. No.
540
00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:43,195
The playground stands empty
every morning I walk to work.
541
00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:44,363
Why? Tell me why?
542
00:31:44,446 --> 00:31:47,491
Do you really think
that I am controlling everything?
543
00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:52,287
That I am somehow
in charge of everybody in Westview?
544
00:31:52,371 --> 00:31:54,122
I'm walking their dogs,
mowing their lawns,
545
00:31:54,206 --> 00:31:56,291
getting them to
dentist appointments on time?
546
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:58,043
I mean, I...
547
00:32:00,671 --> 00:32:04,341
I don't know how any of this started
in the first place.
548
00:32:05,843 --> 00:32:09,930
Wanda, what you're doing here, it's wrong.
549
00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:12,140
- I...
- It is wrong.
550
00:32:19,523 --> 00:32:21,024
I didn't do that.
551
00:32:21,108 --> 00:32:22,568
I...
552
00:32:25,696 --> 00:32:27,197
You don't believe me.
553
00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:31,702
Wanda, I want to, but at this point,
I'm ignoring statistics entirely.
554
00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:02,983
Wanda, who is this?
555
00:33:23,045 --> 00:33:26,215
Long lost bro get to squeeze
his stinkin' sister to death or what?
556
00:33:28,217 --> 00:33:30,219
She recast Pietro?
557
00:33:37,309 --> 00:33:38,727
Pietro?
558
00:33:41,688 --> 00:33:43,440
Oh.
559
00:33:47,611 --> 00:33:48,779
Who's the popsicle?
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