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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,180 --> 00:00:44,154 ♪ Oriental boy all alone 2 00:00:44,155 --> 00:00:48,130 ♪ Runnin' all the way to your home 3 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:52,072 ♪ Breathing very hard like a kung fu dragon 4 00:00:52,073 --> 00:00:56,080 ♪ Listen to your heart as you run 5 00:00:56,081 --> 00:00:59,220 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go 6 00:00:59,221 --> 00:01:00,657 ♪ Oriental boy 7 00:01:00,658 --> 00:01:03,864 ♪ Watch out, go, go, go 8 00:01:03,865 --> 00:01:07,738 ♪ Oriental boy, do you dream 9 00:01:07,739 --> 00:01:11,681 ♪ Dream what you can do as a man 10 00:01:11,682 --> 00:01:15,523 ♪ Flying far away, all across the ocean 11 00:01:15,524 --> 00:01:19,463 ♪ Do what you imagine you can 12 00:01:19,464 --> 00:01:22,571 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go 13 00:01:22,572 --> 00:01:26,747 ♪ Oriental boy, hang on, go go go 14 00:01:39,441 --> 00:01:41,712 ♪ What if there are dangerous men 15 00:01:41,713 --> 00:01:43,081 ♪ Oh no 16 00:01:43,082 --> 00:01:45,888 ♪ Maybe there's a beautiful jewel 17 00:01:45,889 --> 00:01:47,123 ♪ Uh huh 18 00:01:47,124 --> 00:01:50,831 ♪ You can go and saver her and be a hero 19 00:01:50,832 --> 00:01:54,840 ♪ Look out Western world, comin' through 20 00:01:54,841 --> 00:01:57,947 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go 21 00:01:57,948 --> 00:02:02,123 ♪ Oriental boy, look out, go go go 22 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:33,958 ♪ Oriental boy, you can see 23 00:02:33,959 --> 00:02:37,766 ♪ Anywhere you are you know 24 00:02:37,767 --> 00:02:41,708 ♪ Sing about the heart of a kung fu dragon 25 00:02:41,709 --> 00:02:45,650 ♪ Let the people into your soul 26 00:02:45,651 --> 00:02:48,590 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go 27 00:02:48,591 --> 00:02:52,600 ♪ Oriental boy, so so, go go go 28 00:03:01,752 --> 00:03:05,760 ♪ He's gonna make it, you know he will 29 00:03:05,761 --> 00:03:09,500 ♪ He's gonna make it on his own 30 00:03:09,501 --> 00:03:13,475 ♪ He's gonna make it, you know he will 31 00:03:13,476 --> 00:03:17,418 ♪ He's gonna make it on his own 32 00:03:20,391 --> 00:03:22,563 Grandfather, Grandfather. 33 00:03:22,564 --> 00:03:24,667 I couldn't get a doctor. 34 00:03:24,668 --> 00:03:26,170 - Son. 35 00:03:26,171 --> 00:03:28,809 - Grandfather, please don't die. 36 00:03:28,810 --> 00:03:31,315 - I must go a way for a while. 37 00:03:33,287 --> 00:03:34,689 - I'll make you proud of me. 38 00:03:34,690 --> 00:03:37,160 When I grow up, I'll make lots of money. 39 00:03:37,161 --> 00:03:39,500 - Let me tell you, Grandson, 40 00:03:40,669 --> 00:03:44,376 money is not the most important thing in life. 41 00:03:45,614 --> 00:03:48,585 The most important thing is 42 00:03:48,586 --> 00:03:49,822 broads. Broads! 43 00:03:52,629 --> 00:03:54,733 Don't you ever forget it. 44 00:03:55,801 --> 00:03:57,471 - If you die, Grandfather, 45 00:03:57,472 --> 00:04:00,243 there will be nobody to take care of me. 46 00:04:00,244 --> 00:04:02,113 - Go America. 47 00:04:02,114 --> 00:04:03,183 - America? 48 00:04:03,184 --> 00:04:04,019 - Yes. 49 00:04:05,221 --> 00:04:09,064 - Long time ago, when I was a merchant marine. 50 00:04:10,768 --> 00:04:14,943 In New York, I met the most beautiful lady in the world. 51 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,223 I fell in love with her. 52 00:04:23,027 --> 00:04:24,529 When you find her, 53 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:27,570 she'll take care of you. 54 00:04:28,606 --> 00:04:30,375 - How can I find her? 55 00:04:31,411 --> 00:04:32,246 - Here. 56 00:04:34,084 --> 00:04:35,485 Take this. 57 00:04:35,486 --> 00:04:36,723 It'll help you. 58 00:04:39,964 --> 00:04:42,802 I don't know if she's still there. 59 00:04:45,776 --> 00:04:47,112 If you find her, 60 00:04:49,050 --> 00:04:49,884 tell her 61 00:04:50,921 --> 00:04:51,922 I loved her. 62 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,698 Yes, I'll... 63 00:04:56,699 --> 00:04:57,702 Grandfather? 64 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:28,500 Bruce, I like some more sauce, huh? 65 00:05:28,501 --> 00:05:31,005 - Boss, why do you keep calling me Bruce? 66 00:05:31,006 --> 00:05:32,241 I'm Joon. 67 00:05:32,242 --> 00:05:33,478 Bruce was the champ. 68 00:05:33,479 --> 00:05:34,948 - I don't care, champ or no champ, 69 00:05:34,949 --> 00:05:36,618 I'm callin' you Bruce, and when I call you Bruce, 70 00:05:36,619 --> 00:05:38,757 you are Bruce, you understand? 71 00:05:38,758 --> 00:05:40,126 Besides, you all look alike anyway. 72 00:05:42,364 --> 00:05:44,601 It's true! 73 00:05:44,602 --> 00:05:46,538 - Can he really do that karate stuff real good? 74 00:05:46,539 --> 00:05:47,474 - Bruce? 75 00:05:47,475 --> 00:05:48,978 Nah, he can't even chop a liver. 76 00:05:48,979 --> 00:05:52,218 Oh, God. 77 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:55,558 - Mm, hey Bruce, the sauce is wonderful. 78 00:05:56,729 --> 00:05:58,164 What's your secret, huh? 79 00:05:58,165 --> 00:05:59,001 - Dog meat. 80 00:06:00,971 --> 00:06:01,973 It's a joke. 81 00:06:02,910 --> 00:06:04,578 But seriously, folks, 82 00:06:04,579 --> 00:06:07,550 I make the best spaghetti in the world, 83 00:06:07,551 --> 00:06:10,557 with a special flour from mainland China. 84 00:06:10,558 --> 00:06:12,962 You see, 5,000 years ago, 85 00:06:12,963 --> 00:06:14,934 Chinese invented the noodle. 86 00:06:14,935 --> 00:06:16,871 And Marco Polo came to China, 87 00:06:16,872 --> 00:06:18,541 and took it back to Italy, 88 00:06:18,542 --> 00:06:20,346 and it becomes spaghetti. 89 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:24,220 And I can even sing Italian song. 90 00:06:24,221 --> 00:06:25,157 Oh yeah? 91 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:58,194 - Rico, how are you, my friend. 92 00:06:59,363 --> 00:07:01,399 - Bon journo, Capo, you're looking well. 93 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,371 - I feel good. 94 00:07:03,372 --> 00:07:05,275 - Come, join me in this feast. 95 00:07:05,276 --> 00:07:06,746 - No, excuse me. 96 00:07:06,747 --> 00:07:10,755 I promised the wife, Nicola, dinner at home tonight. 97 00:07:10,756 --> 00:07:13,526 - Rico, you brought me somethin'? 98 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:20,307 - You're gonna like this. 99 00:07:20,308 --> 00:07:21,144 It's pure. 100 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:13,521 - You have the right to remain silent. 101 00:08:13,522 --> 00:08:15,828 Anything you say can and will be used against you 102 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,063 in a court of law. 103 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,432 Uh... 104 00:08:18,433 --> 00:08:20,236 Dammit, what's the next line? 105 00:08:20,237 --> 00:08:21,641 - And the right to seek council. 106 00:08:21,642 --> 00:08:22,876 - Oh yeah, thanks. 107 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,112 You have the right to an attorney. 108 00:08:24,113 --> 00:08:27,285 In the event you cannot afford one, uh, 109 00:08:27,286 --> 00:08:28,188 I'm available. 110 00:08:35,037 --> 00:08:37,106 Hare Krishna. 111 00:08:37,107 --> 00:08:38,209 Hare Krishna. 112 00:08:39,246 --> 00:08:40,248 Hare, hare. 113 00:08:42,719 --> 00:08:44,055 - Many pardon. 114 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:45,458 But we are lost. 115 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:46,526 Where's Disney Land? 116 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,430 - Do we look like Mickey Mouse? 117 00:08:48,431 --> 00:08:49,267 - Ah, so. 118 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,910 Ah, Mickey Mouse. 119 00:08:56,482 --> 00:08:58,420 - Hey, get out of here. 120 00:09:03,163 --> 00:09:05,534 Hare Krishna. 121 00:09:05,535 --> 00:09:06,437 Hare, Hare. 122 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:09,243 Hare Krishna. 123 00:09:10,313 --> 00:09:11,214 Hare, hare. 124 00:09:12,350 --> 00:09:13,419 Hare Krishna. 125 00:09:15,089 --> 00:09:16,191 Hare Krishna. 126 00:09:18,430 --> 00:09:19,932 - Care for a flower, sir. 127 00:09:19,933 --> 00:09:21,401 - Hey, we carry our own flower. 128 00:09:21,402 --> 00:09:23,073 You just pray for us. 129 00:09:44,118 --> 00:09:45,654 - I can't stand this anymore. 130 00:09:45,655 --> 00:09:48,627 - I'm taking off this one too. 131 00:09:48,628 --> 00:09:49,462 - Me too! 132 00:09:50,532 --> 00:09:52,102 You're under arrest. 133 00:09:52,103 --> 00:09:53,705 You have the right to remain silent. 134 00:09:53,706 --> 00:09:54,941 - He's out cold. 135 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,110 You better give him mouth to mouth 136 00:09:56,111 --> 00:09:58,216 and make this bust legal. 137 00:10:13,248 --> 00:10:15,253 - Thanks, I needed that. 138 00:10:17,157 --> 00:10:20,328 - We're losin' the men to these federal agent busts. 139 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:22,701 We need the solutions now. 140 00:10:22,702 --> 00:10:24,337 - We can bribe the FBI. 141 00:10:24,338 --> 00:10:27,511 - We'll give them our brand of cigars. 142 00:10:27,512 --> 00:10:28,947 Dynamite. 143 00:10:28,948 --> 00:10:31,987 Let's infest in bulletproof Gucci loafers. 144 00:10:31,988 --> 00:10:34,494 - Hey, I got an original idea. 145 00:10:35,897 --> 00:10:39,270 Let's just make them an offer that they can't refuse. 146 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,747 Offer our mother-in-laws, eh? 147 00:10:45,483 --> 00:10:47,020 - Boss, enough. 148 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,824 What do you mean the boss to think that this is? 149 00:10:48,825 --> 00:10:50,527 Monkey business? 150 00:10:50,528 --> 00:10:52,866 - Maybe there's a leak in the system. 151 00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:55,370 You can't trust anybody, can ya, Pete. 152 00:10:55,371 --> 00:10:57,308 - You the one to know about the leaks. 153 00:10:57,309 --> 00:10:58,946 You got a big mouth. 154 00:10:58,947 --> 00:11:00,414 And don't forget, Big Al, 155 00:11:00,415 --> 00:11:02,687 I'm the one in power here. 156 00:11:02,688 --> 00:11:04,390 - Maybe that's our problem. 157 00:11:04,391 --> 00:11:06,195 - You push too far. 158 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,806 That's a call from New York. 159 00:11:11,807 --> 00:11:13,009 Hello. 160 00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:14,746 - Ciao, Lil Pete. 161 00:11:14,747 --> 00:11:17,351 Ciao, boss, it's nice of you to call. 162 00:11:17,352 --> 00:11:19,089 - Do you have your men with ya? 163 00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:21,460 - Oh, yes, boss, they're all here. Everybody's here. 164 00:11:21,461 --> 00:11:22,630 Put me on conference. 165 00:11:22,631 --> 00:11:23,465 - Si. 166 00:11:24,835 --> 00:11:27,240 - You boys have embarrassed me. 167 00:11:27,241 --> 00:11:28,911 Opportunities blown. 168 00:11:29,979 --> 00:11:31,750 It's hard to believe. 169 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,523 You guys being defeated 170 00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:37,896 by a bunch of kung fu clowns. 171 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,904 The next time you're on the job, 172 00:11:41,905 --> 00:11:44,243 you think about your family. 173 00:11:45,714 --> 00:11:47,150 One more mistake, 174 00:11:49,689 --> 00:11:52,194 they'll be widows and orphans. 175 00:11:53,363 --> 00:11:57,105 I'm going to make sashimi out of you. 176 00:12:20,187 --> 00:12:21,024 This 177 00:12:22,359 --> 00:12:24,495 is the last fish 178 00:12:24,496 --> 00:12:26,334 that I'm going to eat. 179 00:12:27,905 --> 00:12:29,007 The next meal 180 00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:31,045 will be you. 181 00:12:32,649 --> 00:12:34,117 Kapish? 182 00:12:34,118 --> 00:12:35,754 - Yes, Boss, don't worry. 183 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,658 Grazie, ciao. 184 00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:40,098 Ciao, Lil Pete. Goodbye, boys. 185 00:12:42,469 --> 00:12:44,105 - We gotta do something. 186 00:12:44,106 --> 00:12:45,541 Pretty soon, we're gonna have the feds 187 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,146 fightin' in our own back yard. 188 00:12:48,883 --> 00:12:51,655 Oh my God, it's a raid! 189 00:12:51,656 --> 00:12:52,590 - Don't shoot! 190 00:12:52,591 --> 00:12:54,395 Hey, guys, it's me, Freddy! 191 00:13:18,046 --> 00:13:18,880 - What the hell is he doin'? 192 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,150 - Makin' lunch. 193 00:13:21,554 --> 00:13:22,689 - Hi, boss. 194 00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:24,760 I'm makin' spaghetti for you. 195 00:13:24,761 --> 00:13:26,062 You know the difference between 196 00:13:26,063 --> 00:13:27,900 Italian food and Chinese food? 197 00:13:27,901 --> 00:13:29,035 - No, what? 198 00:13:29,036 --> 00:13:31,040 - $5 per person. 199 00:13:32,109 --> 00:13:33,178 - Ah Fung? 200 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,748 I went school with him. 201 00:13:34,749 --> 00:13:36,285 His brother name Ah Chu. 202 00:13:37,453 --> 00:13:38,390 - Ah Maron? 203 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,162 I don't know him. 204 00:14:00,971 --> 00:14:02,041 - Help. Help! 205 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:05,548 - Hey! 206 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:09,557 Break up. 207 00:14:10,693 --> 00:14:13,230 Lady, give that man his purse back. 208 00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:15,903 - It's my purse, he's the thief. 209 00:14:15,904 --> 00:14:17,740 - What you doin' around here, man? 210 00:14:17,741 --> 00:14:20,815 And where you from and what you want? 211 00:14:22,919 --> 00:14:26,493 - With my right foot, I can knock out that knife. 212 00:14:26,494 --> 00:14:30,133 With my left I can kick your nose. 213 00:14:30,134 --> 00:14:33,542 With this hand, I can poke out your eyes. 214 00:14:34,678 --> 00:14:37,416 With this, I can break your neck. 215 00:14:38,319 --> 00:14:41,324 Take a good look at my face. 216 00:14:41,325 --> 00:14:43,262 I'm an oriental. 217 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,337 - It's cool, bro. 218 00:14:47,338 --> 00:14:50,344 I don't want to trouble this time, it's cool. 219 00:14:50,345 --> 00:14:53,250 But next time, it's gon' be me 220 00:14:53,251 --> 00:14:54,887 and you. 221 00:14:54,888 --> 00:14:58,864 - I don't wanna see your face in this area again. 222 00:15:18,638 --> 00:15:19,640 Arrivederci. 223 00:15:21,478 --> 00:15:22,680 - How many time I got to tell you, 224 00:15:22,681 --> 00:15:24,350 arrivederci, she means goodbye, huh? 225 00:15:24,351 --> 00:15:25,585 - Sometimes 226 00:15:25,586 --> 00:15:27,825 I don't know if I'm coming or going. 227 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,394 - What do you got in the box? 228 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,598 - Oh, some noodles for Genele. 229 00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:34,539 Maria! 230 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:36,142 Maria. 231 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,479 For Genele, huh. 232 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,921 Say, you look a little pale, how 'bout a beer, huh? 233 00:15:41,922 --> 00:15:42,924 - Hey, baby. 234 00:15:45,163 --> 00:15:47,100 Hey, check it out. Woo. 235 00:15:53,647 --> 00:15:55,283 - Hi. 236 00:15:55,284 --> 00:15:56,754 - Hello. 237 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,256 Oh, you look so beautiful. 238 00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,659 Are you from New York. 239 00:15:59,661 --> 00:16:02,801 - No, but I am drinking a Manhattan. 240 00:16:02,802 --> 00:16:04,705 Is that close enough to New York for ya? 241 00:16:04,706 --> 00:16:06,373 - No, I gotta go there. 242 00:16:06,374 --> 00:16:08,714 You see, my grandfather had a dying wish. 243 00:16:08,715 --> 00:16:10,249 - And, what was that? 244 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,120 - To stay alive. 245 00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:15,060 He said I must go to New York, find this woman. 246 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,197 My grandfather loved her. 247 00:16:17,198 --> 00:16:20,304 She's gonna take care of me if she's still there. 248 00:16:20,305 --> 00:16:22,242 - My name's Anita, what's yours? 249 00:16:22,243 --> 00:16:24,579 - They call me Bruce. 250 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:27,319 - You mean, like Bruce Lee. 251 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,655 - Yeah, who else? 252 00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:30,592 - Then you must know kung fu. 253 00:16:30,593 --> 00:16:32,498 - Oh yeah, I once stepped in it. 254 00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:36,205 - Hey. 255 00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:39,746 If you're lookin' for Mister Right, I'm right here. 256 00:16:39,747 --> 00:16:42,486 - How 'bout some Tequila, Sheila? 257 00:16:44,055 --> 00:16:45,325 - To tell you the truth, 258 00:16:45,326 --> 00:16:46,627 I'm glad that you're here to protect me. 259 00:16:46,628 --> 00:16:48,631 Those guys scare me. 260 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:52,640 - I can take those guys out with one bare hand. 261 00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:55,947 Stick with me, I’ll teach you self defense. 262 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,217 - Okay. 263 00:16:57,218 --> 00:16:58,620 - Hey, egg roll. 264 00:16:58,621 --> 00:17:00,558 We heard what you said. 265 00:17:03,632 --> 00:17:06,470 - With my right foot, I can knock out your face. 266 00:17:06,471 --> 00:17:09,410 With my left, I can kick your nose. 267 00:17:10,547 --> 00:17:13,786 With this, I can poke your eyes out. 268 00:17:13,787 --> 00:17:16,424 With this I can break your neck. 269 00:17:16,425 --> 00:17:18,698 Take a good look at my face. 270 00:17:19,632 --> 00:17:20,970 I'm an oriental. 271 00:17:22,138 --> 00:17:24,376 - I challenge you, sucker. 272 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,921 - I gotta go to john. 273 00:17:29,922 --> 00:17:31,024 Mexican beer. 274 00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:33,029 I'll be back. 275 00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:36,302 I'll be back, you guys. 276 00:17:37,437 --> 00:17:39,275 Be prepared, you guys. 277 00:17:45,255 --> 00:17:47,459 - Open the door, you creep. 278 00:17:49,296 --> 00:17:50,000 - Rape, rape! 279 00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:51,902 Leave me alone! 280 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,975 - Come on, buddy, let's go! 281 00:17:57,181 --> 00:17:59,552 - I'm coming right out, you guys! 282 00:18:13,949 --> 00:18:15,788 Be prepared, you guys. 283 00:18:25,674 --> 00:18:26,511 Bruce. 284 00:18:28,447 --> 00:18:31,419 If I was half as good as you, 285 00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:34,292 I could've fought those guys in the bar. 286 00:18:34,293 --> 00:18:37,565 And I would be with that girl. 287 00:18:37,566 --> 00:18:39,571 Bruce, you are the best. 288 00:18:48,323 --> 00:18:50,997 I gotta eat more Mongolian beef. 289 00:20:22,962 --> 00:20:25,231 I'm gonna be just like you. 290 00:20:25,232 --> 00:20:27,771 With hard training and proper diet, 291 00:20:27,772 --> 00:20:30,209 I'm gonna be as fast as you are. 292 00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:31,880 And strong as Rocky. 293 00:20:33,718 --> 00:20:34,686 Rocky? 294 00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:49,986 Yes. 295 00:20:51,188 --> 00:20:52,024 Diet. 296 00:21:02,981 --> 00:21:05,418 Egg foo Yung would be better. 297 00:21:21,353 --> 00:21:22,654 - May I help you? 298 00:21:22,655 --> 00:21:25,395 - Yes, I wanna be like Bruce Lee. 299 00:21:26,564 --> 00:21:28,467 - We will start you with a white belt. 300 00:21:28,468 --> 00:21:30,338 - Oh, that's good. 301 00:21:30,339 --> 00:21:31,174 - Mikey? 302 00:21:32,812 --> 00:21:35,383 Give him a gi and a white belt. 303 00:21:37,454 --> 00:21:40,493 Alright, everybody stretch. 304 00:21:40,494 --> 00:21:41,330 Stretch. 305 00:21:42,298 --> 00:21:44,236 Stretch to your right. 306 00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:45,839 Stretch to your left. 307 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,674 Twist. 308 00:21:47,576 --> 00:21:48,411 Stretch. 309 00:21:50,049 --> 00:21:50,884 Come in. 310 00:21:56,997 --> 00:22:00,671 You must have the right spirit to guide you. 311 00:22:01,573 --> 00:22:03,209 Inner peace. 312 00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:04,813 Control. 313 00:22:04,814 --> 00:22:05,648 Patience. 314 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,588 It's all mental. 315 00:22:08,589 --> 00:22:11,059 - My grandfather was a mental patient. 316 00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:13,498 My father was a mental patient. 317 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,168 And now it's my turn. 318 00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:17,106 - Let me stress 319 00:22:17,107 --> 00:22:18,876 inner peace. 320 00:22:18,877 --> 00:22:20,514 Control. 321 00:22:20,515 --> 00:22:21,851 And tranquility. 322 00:22:24,689 --> 00:22:25,524 Excuse me. 323 00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:32,975 Hello, Dojo Studio. 324 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:40,622 What the hell you talking about you son of a bitch? 325 00:22:40,623 --> 00:22:42,526 I'll sue you for every yen you have, 326 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:46,703 you stupid damn! 327 00:22:49,276 --> 00:22:51,113 As I was saying. 328 00:22:51,114 --> 00:22:53,185 You have to have control. 329 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,960 With control comes concentration. 330 00:22:58,229 --> 00:22:59,831 You see the wall? 331 00:22:59,832 --> 00:23:02,270 You can make a hole through the wall if 332 00:23:02,271 --> 00:23:04,775 you have concentration. 333 00:23:04,776 --> 00:23:07,414 Try it, you can do it. 334 00:23:07,415 --> 00:23:08,984 - I'm not gonna try it. 335 00:23:08,985 --> 00:23:10,287 You try it. 336 00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:13,593 - I'm not gonna try it, I'm the master. 337 00:23:13,594 --> 00:23:16,769 - Let's get Mikey, he'll try anything. 338 00:23:19,843 --> 00:23:22,581 Class, do you think he can do it? 339 00:23:26,423 --> 00:23:27,358 You see? 340 00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:28,626 They don't think you can do it. 341 00:23:28,627 --> 00:23:30,196 And I don't think you can do it, either. 342 00:23:30,197 --> 00:23:31,935 You asked for it. 343 00:23:34,875 --> 00:23:35,708 What's going on? 344 00:23:35,709 --> 00:23:37,178 What is this? 345 00:23:37,179 --> 00:23:39,216 - Well, hi Master, you're a little early today. 346 00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:41,320 Oh God, come on, what is it? 347 00:23:41,321 --> 00:23:45,097 - Mikey, Mikey, come here for a second. 348 00:23:46,332 --> 00:23:47,768 Hey, what's going on in here? 349 00:23:47,769 --> 00:23:50,140 What is this, get out of here, I'm gonna call the cops. 350 00:23:50,141 --> 00:23:52,779 - It's all in the kya. 351 00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:56,253 When you kya, you must bring all energy from your body 352 00:23:56,254 --> 00:23:58,158 into one focused point. 353 00:23:59,493 --> 00:24:00,329 Kya! 354 00:24:01,934 --> 00:24:03,269 Now, you try it. 355 00:24:05,173 --> 00:24:06,008 Hmm. 356 00:24:11,219 --> 00:24:12,155 - Kya! 357 00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:16,629 - You? 358 00:24:16,630 --> 00:24:18,200 - No, Memorex. 359 00:24:18,201 --> 00:24:19,871 - Get out of my place. 360 00:24:19,872 --> 00:24:21,107 You are hopeless. 361 00:24:21,108 --> 00:24:23,078 - I must learn to be mental. 362 00:24:23,079 --> 00:24:24,514 - You are mental. 363 00:24:25,516 --> 00:24:27,854 - But I'm paying you to teach me. 364 00:24:27,855 --> 00:24:29,724 - I'll refund your money. 365 00:24:29,725 --> 00:24:32,399 Change your clothes and get out! 366 00:24:45,393 --> 00:24:46,728 - Whoa, you're very good. 367 00:24:46,729 --> 00:24:47,764 Let me see. 368 00:24:47,765 --> 00:24:49,033 It's natural for me. 369 00:24:49,034 --> 00:24:50,804 I do that all the time when I make a noodle. 370 00:24:50,805 --> 00:24:52,641 See, oh, look at this. 371 00:24:52,642 --> 00:24:54,244 Oh, Master. 372 00:24:54,245 --> 00:24:56,250 Oh, I know how to do this. - No, no! 373 00:25:01,226 --> 00:25:03,231 - My vase, you broke it! 374 00:25:06,204 --> 00:25:08,341 I will kill you. 375 00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:10,645 - Master, you're out of control. 376 00:25:10,646 --> 00:25:14,389 You sucker mother! 377 00:25:21,370 --> 00:25:22,505 Now what? 378 00:25:22,506 --> 00:25:24,209 - I wanna return your sticks. 379 00:25:24,210 --> 00:25:25,611 - Keep them. 380 00:25:25,612 --> 00:25:28,619 Go home and practice in your closet. 381 00:26:13,015 --> 00:26:14,483 - Are these eggs fresh? 382 00:26:14,484 --> 00:26:16,956 - Hey, this is a stick up, man! 383 00:26:16,957 --> 00:26:18,191 Hands up. 384 00:26:18,192 --> 00:26:19,327 You, hurry up with the money. Come on. 385 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:21,600 And don't do nothin' stupid, huh. 386 00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:47,822 - No, no, no, wait, wait. 387 00:26:47,823 --> 00:26:49,292 It's not him. 388 00:26:49,293 --> 00:26:52,399 He's not the robber. He's the robber! 389 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:57,310 You should've seen this guy's fantastic kung fu technique! 390 00:26:57,311 --> 00:26:59,114 Unbelievable. 391 00:26:59,115 --> 00:27:00,717 Like, he's so fast! 392 00:27:02,322 --> 00:27:03,957 And powerful. 393 00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:08,134 I'm tellin' ya, this guy is Bruce Lee reincarnated. 394 00:27:10,038 --> 00:27:12,375 - You even look like Bruce Lee. 395 00:27:12,376 --> 00:27:14,680 - Well, with the proper training and diet. 396 00:27:14,681 --> 00:27:16,417 - Can you strike that karate pose for the cameras 397 00:27:16,418 --> 00:27:18,755 with the sticks over your head, please. 398 00:27:18,756 --> 00:27:20,494 Get that, Sherry. 399 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,536 - A Bruce Lee lookalike 400 00:27:25,537 --> 00:27:29,078 put on a dazzling show of kung fu. 401 00:27:29,079 --> 00:27:32,853 An eyewitness said that the gunman never had a chance 402 00:27:32,854 --> 00:27:35,358 against the martial arts hero. 403 00:27:39,067 --> 00:27:40,068 - Ciao boss. 404 00:27:40,069 --> 00:27:41,137 I got the good news. 405 00:27:41,138 --> 00:27:43,374 No, I got the great news. 406 00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:46,817 You don't have to worry about any more trouble. 407 00:27:46,818 --> 00:27:50,690 I got a guy who's gonna fix everything from now on. 408 00:27:50,691 --> 00:27:53,363 I got a new delivery man. 409 00:27:53,364 --> 00:27:56,604 They call him Bruce, master of kung fu. 410 00:28:06,692 --> 00:28:08,463 - Here comes the guy in the paper. 411 00:28:08,464 --> 00:28:10,067 This ain't like the real Bruce Lee. 412 00:28:10,068 --> 00:28:12,104 - Hey, man, I don't care what the papers say. 413 00:28:12,105 --> 00:28:13,875 You're still Brucey. 414 00:28:13,876 --> 00:28:15,544 What are you lookin' at, Brucey. 415 00:28:15,545 --> 00:28:16,814 You're nothin' but jive, man. 416 00:28:16,815 --> 00:28:18,517 I can kick your ass any day of the week. 417 00:28:18,518 --> 00:28:20,990 - Kick my ass any day. 418 00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:22,393 Well, I'm busy all week. 419 00:28:22,394 --> 00:28:23,428 - Yeah, you're a phony, man. 420 00:28:23,429 --> 00:28:24,864 You don't even know kung fu. 421 00:28:24,865 --> 00:28:25,701 Get back. 422 00:28:31,747 --> 00:28:34,252 What do you say to this, fool? 423 00:28:35,355 --> 00:28:37,928 - If you must fight, fight dirty. 424 00:28:38,863 --> 00:28:40,532 Kick him in the groin. 425 00:28:40,533 --> 00:28:42,201 Hit him with a rock. 426 00:28:42,202 --> 00:28:43,706 Bite off his nose. 427 00:28:45,978 --> 00:28:48,750 But, most of all, use your brain. 428 00:28:50,688 --> 00:28:51,522 Not fists. 429 00:28:54,562 --> 00:28:57,134 - Oh, you're fantastic. 430 00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:58,470 Who taught you that? 431 00:28:58,471 --> 00:28:59,605 - Master Cho. 432 00:28:59,606 --> 00:29:01,509 - Oh, we're acquaintances. 433 00:29:01,510 --> 00:29:03,447 I study under Master Cho too. 434 00:29:03,448 --> 00:29:06,053 Do you know the martial art code? 435 00:29:06,054 --> 00:29:10,529 It says pupil study under same master must never fight. 436 00:29:10,530 --> 00:29:11,464 - Yeah? 437 00:29:11,465 --> 00:29:12,433 For real, huh? 438 00:29:12,434 --> 00:29:13,269 - Yeah. 439 00:29:14,472 --> 00:29:17,177 And that's too bad, I can't beat you up. 440 00:29:17,178 --> 00:29:18,246 What code? 441 00:29:18,247 --> 00:29:19,281 - Well, maybe he's right. 442 00:29:19,282 --> 00:29:20,518 Let's forget about it. 443 00:29:20,519 --> 00:29:23,257 - Yeah, I don't study for Master Cho. 444 00:29:23,258 --> 00:29:25,061 I study for Master Tung. 445 00:29:25,062 --> 00:29:26,631 - Oh, that's great. 446 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:28,802 Then you two can fight. 447 00:29:28,803 --> 00:29:31,041 And I personally think that Master Cho 448 00:29:31,042 --> 00:29:33,612 is 10 times better than Master Tung. 449 00:29:33,613 --> 00:29:35,917 - My master's better than Master Cho. 450 00:29:35,918 --> 00:29:37,889 - Hey, wait a minute, my master's better then yours. 451 00:29:37,890 --> 00:29:41,397 What are you talkin' about, Master Tung is a pussy. 452 00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:44,069 - Yeah, yeah! 453 00:29:44,070 --> 00:29:45,974 Hit him in the stomach. 454 00:29:48,011 --> 00:29:49,012 Hit him in the balls. 455 00:29:49,013 --> 00:29:50,684 Hit him in the nose. 456 00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:57,063 - Hey, look. 457 00:29:57,064 --> 00:29:59,334 He's got nun chucks in his pocket. 458 00:29:59,335 --> 00:30:01,406 - Let's go check him out. 459 00:30:05,549 --> 00:30:06,383 - Hey. 460 00:30:07,554 --> 00:30:10,191 You got a permit to carry those nun chucks? 461 00:30:10,192 --> 00:30:11,028 - This? 462 00:30:12,196 --> 00:30:14,869 You don't need no permit for this. 463 00:30:14,870 --> 00:30:18,008 - That's a lethal weapon, you're under arrest. 464 00:30:18,009 --> 00:30:19,612 - Wait a minute, wait, wait a minute. 465 00:30:22,318 --> 00:30:24,322 These are my chopsticks. 466 00:30:29,133 --> 00:30:30,871 I'm just a big eater. 467 00:30:42,228 --> 00:30:44,700 Chopstick lickin' good. 468 00:31:00,767 --> 00:31:03,240 - I sure hope this is gonna work, boss. 469 00:31:03,241 --> 00:31:04,742 You hope. 470 00:31:04,743 --> 00:31:06,145 It better work of the Boss of Bosses 471 00:31:06,146 --> 00:31:08,717 is gonna make sashimi out of us. 472 00:31:08,718 --> 00:31:10,187 - Hey, you can count on me, boss. 473 00:31:10,188 --> 00:31:12,360 I'm not gonna let ya down. 474 00:31:13,529 --> 00:31:15,432 - Yeah, remember, Freddy. 475 00:31:15,433 --> 00:31:17,169 You're the only one I can trust. 476 00:31:17,170 --> 00:31:19,475 I cannot trust Big Al anymore. 477 00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:21,913 Yeah, well, there have been rumors goin' around. 478 00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:23,382 - What? 479 00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:24,952 That Big Al thinks he's gonna be boss of the West Coast? 480 00:31:24,953 --> 00:31:27,758 That sneaky bastard will never get my job. Never! 481 00:31:27,759 --> 00:31:29,228 - Listen, boss, nobody can tear down 482 00:31:29,229 --> 00:31:31,935 a reputation like yours. 483 00:31:31,936 --> 00:31:34,272 You're a good boy, Freddy. 484 00:31:34,273 --> 00:31:38,481 You've always been a loyal, trusted servant of la familia. 485 00:31:38,482 --> 00:31:41,254 When you get back from this job, I'm gonna promote you. 486 00:31:41,255 --> 00:31:43,994 You're gonna be my consigliere. 487 00:31:43,995 --> 00:31:45,296 - Really? 488 00:31:45,297 --> 00:31:46,868 Like Robert Duvall? 489 00:31:48,003 --> 00:31:50,007 - You gonna sit in Big Al's seat 490 00:31:50,008 --> 00:31:51,844 at the other end of the table. 491 00:31:51,845 --> 00:31:53,882 - I hope I don't have to sit on his lap. 492 00:31:53,883 --> 00:31:55,418 - Sit on his lap? 493 00:31:55,419 --> 00:31:56,555 You make a joke?- Yeah. 494 00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,662 People say I got no sense of humor. 495 00:32:00,663 --> 00:32:02,600 Sit on his lap. 496 00:32:02,601 --> 00:32:04,004 You make me laugh! 497 00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:13,925 Hurry up, I don't wanna miss Hollywood Squares. 498 00:32:13,926 --> 00:32:15,428 - Oh boy, Florence Henderson. 499 00:32:15,429 --> 00:32:17,332 - Florence Henderson. 500 00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:21,140 Remember, no tell Bruce about anything. 501 00:32:21,141 --> 00:32:22,477 Alright?- Yeah. 502 00:32:23,779 --> 00:32:26,251 Make sure this place is locked up, 503 00:32:26,252 --> 00:32:28,756 because this stuff is worth millions of dollars now. 504 00:32:28,757 --> 00:32:29,625 Yes, sir. 505 00:32:29,626 --> 00:32:31,062 - That's it, huh? 506 00:32:55,648 --> 00:32:59,390 - Put the barbells down, I gotta talk to you. 507 00:33:00,658 --> 00:33:02,029 - Look at you. 508 00:33:02,030 --> 00:33:04,366 You've been eating too much pasta. 509 00:33:04,367 --> 00:33:08,609 Take that tie off and get down here and work out with me. 510 00:33:08,610 --> 00:33:10,779 - Carmen, put those goddamn things down. 511 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:13,152 I got the plan set up. 512 00:33:13,153 --> 00:33:16,259 - I hope this plan is better than the last one. 513 00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:18,563 If you wanna be boss in the West Coast, 514 00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:21,437 killing Pete's dog isn't gonna do it. 515 00:33:21,438 --> 00:33:23,541 - You know that poison was meant for Little Pete. 516 00:33:23,542 --> 00:33:27,551 How was I supposed to know the dog likes cigars. 517 00:33:30,557 --> 00:33:33,796 - So, what's your plan this time, Rover. 518 00:33:33,797 --> 00:33:38,174 - You know I love you just before you get slapped. 519 00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:45,254 Had enough? 520 00:33:45,255 --> 00:33:47,058 You really know how to hurt a guy. 521 00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:48,396 Thanks, darling. 522 00:33:51,002 --> 00:33:52,670 - Bad news from Africa. 523 00:33:52,671 --> 00:33:55,644 Your brothers and sisters are being killed for their ivory. 524 00:33:55,645 --> 00:33:57,080 - Shut up and listen to me. 525 00:33:57,081 --> 00:33:58,282 If I'm boss on this coast, 526 00:33:58,283 --> 00:33:59,719 you'll be right there alongside me. 527 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,460 You'd like that power, wouldn't you? 528 00:34:03,461 --> 00:34:04,730 Why'd you have to kick me? 529 00:34:04,731 --> 00:34:06,066 You didn't have to kick me. 530 00:34:06,067 --> 00:34:08,339 - Oh, I'm sorry, poor baby. 531 00:34:09,742 --> 00:34:11,044 - Look, the Boss of Bosses 532 00:34:11,045 --> 00:34:12,512 is going to exterminate Little Pete 533 00:34:12,513 --> 00:34:14,251 if one more job gets busted. 534 00:34:14,252 --> 00:34:16,221 I know Little Pete's plan. 535 00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,625 They're settin' up Bruce as a delivery stooge. 536 00:34:18,626 --> 00:34:19,762 You follow Bruce, 537 00:34:19,763 --> 00:34:21,332 switch the coke whenever you can 538 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:23,103 before they get to New York, okay? 539 00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:25,408 Little Pete will be river moss, 540 00:34:25,409 --> 00:34:28,015 and I'll be boss of the West Coast. 541 00:34:31,489 --> 00:34:35,496 - You mean we will be boss on the West Coast. 542 00:34:35,497 --> 00:34:37,234 - That's what I said. 543 00:34:45,319 --> 00:34:46,154 - Bruce. 544 00:34:50,095 --> 00:34:52,633 You're a hero, I saw you in the papers. 545 00:34:52,634 --> 00:34:54,470 You're very brave. 546 00:34:54,471 --> 00:34:55,840 Where'd you get your black belt. 547 00:34:55,841 --> 00:34:58,279 - Oh, I got my black belt in the Orient. 548 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,984 It was easy. Only written test. 549 00:35:00,985 --> 00:35:02,721 - Do you have a girlfriend? 550 00:35:02,722 --> 00:35:04,625 - I'm a sex object. 551 00:35:04,626 --> 00:35:07,500 Every time I ask girls sex, they object. 552 00:35:09,170 --> 00:35:12,041 - Well, could I be your girlfriend? 553 00:35:12,042 --> 00:35:15,716 Listen, I'll give you this necklace. 554 00:35:15,717 --> 00:35:16,552 Here. 555 00:35:18,122 --> 00:35:19,692 Let's go steady. 556 00:35:19,693 --> 00:35:20,527 Okay? 557 00:35:26,841 --> 00:35:28,744 Now, as long as you wear this, 558 00:35:28,745 --> 00:35:31,116 I'm not gonna make love to another man. 559 00:35:31,117 --> 00:35:32,420 - Me neither. 560 00:35:38,099 --> 00:35:40,469 Bruce, I got a new job for you. 561 00:35:40,470 --> 00:35:41,804 A new job? 562 00:35:41,805 --> 00:35:43,676 - I'm givin' you a raise. 563 00:35:43,677 --> 00:35:45,713 From now on, you get the minimum wage. 564 00:35:45,714 --> 00:35:48,019 - What do I gotta do, boss. 565 00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:50,091 - Listen and I tell you. 566 00:35:50,092 --> 00:35:52,762 Your spaghetti recipe, it's famous. 567 00:35:52,763 --> 00:35:54,732 I told all of my friends all around the country 568 00:35:54,733 --> 00:35:56,804 about your Chinese noodles. 569 00:35:56,805 --> 00:36:00,479 And they're very anxious to get this special flour. 570 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,652 So, I'm a send you to New York. 571 00:36:03,653 --> 00:36:04,589 - New York? 572 00:36:05,724 --> 00:36:07,093 More money and going to New York? 573 00:36:07,094 --> 00:36:09,599 - You got to learn about America. 574 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,770 This is one great country. 575 00:36:12,639 --> 00:36:14,109 - When do I start? 576 00:36:14,110 --> 00:36:15,177 - What, you got ants in your pants? 577 00:36:15,178 --> 00:36:16,348 When I say so. 578 00:36:17,483 --> 00:36:19,321 - How long does it take to fly to New York? 579 00:36:19,322 --> 00:36:21,591 - Wait a minute, not so fast. 580 00:36:21,592 --> 00:36:24,764 First, you gotta stop at different cities. 581 00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:28,640 If you don't deliver the flour to all of my friends, 582 00:36:28,641 --> 00:36:31,480 you never get to New York. Understand? 583 00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:34,452 - I finally get to go to New York. 584 00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:36,156 - Freddy, he's gonna chauffeur you. 585 00:36:36,157 --> 00:36:37,425 - Freddy? 586 00:36:37,426 --> 00:36:38,428 My chauffeur? 587 00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:41,267 Why don't we want to fly? 588 00:36:41,268 --> 00:36:42,435 - Fly? 589 00:36:42,436 --> 00:36:44,207 When you fly, you see nothing. 590 00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:45,542 But when you drive, 591 00:36:45,543 --> 00:36:48,415 you get to know this beautiful country. 592 00:36:48,416 --> 00:36:49,586 Start packing. 593 00:36:50,755 --> 00:36:51,689 Bruce, where you get that necklace? 594 00:36:51,690 --> 00:36:53,393 I never seen that on you before. 595 00:36:53,394 --> 00:36:54,661 - Oh, this? 596 00:36:54,662 --> 00:36:56,733 It was a gift from my new girlfriend. 597 00:36:56,734 --> 00:36:57,970 - Ah. 598 00:36:57,971 --> 00:36:58,906 When you get back from your trip, 599 00:36:58,907 --> 00:37:00,708 maybe you get married, eh? 600 00:37:00,709 --> 00:37:01,979 - Oh, I love get married. 601 00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:03,815 But I hate to give up my girlfriend. 602 00:37:03,816 --> 00:37:05,519 - Bruce, tell us about your girl. 603 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,524 - Oh, she's beautiful. 604 00:37:07,525 --> 00:37:08,927 Sexy legs. 605 00:37:08,928 --> 00:37:10,830 Really big eyes. 606 00:37:10,831 --> 00:37:12,100 - Yeah, yeah? 607 00:37:12,101 --> 00:37:13,138 Did you touch any? 608 00:37:15,508 --> 00:37:17,411 - Easy, animal. 609 00:37:17,412 --> 00:37:19,283 She hugged me.- Yeah? 610 00:37:19,284 --> 00:37:22,456 And she was moaning. - Yeah, yeah? 611 00:37:22,457 --> 00:37:24,927 She tore my shirt off. 612 00:37:24,928 --> 00:37:26,798 And scratched my back. - Yeah? 613 00:37:26,799 --> 00:37:28,502 Kissing my eye. 614 00:37:28,503 --> 00:37:30,573 Kissing my nose.- Yeah! 615 00:37:30,574 --> 00:37:31,742 Breathing in my ear. 616 00:37:31,743 --> 00:37:34,348 So, was she good? 617 00:37:34,349 --> 00:37:36,185 I'm not sure. 618 00:37:36,186 --> 00:37:38,024 I don't kiss and tell. 619 00:37:39,394 --> 00:37:40,929 - This is serious. 620 00:37:40,930 --> 00:37:42,632 Now, Bruce could lead us to the head of this drug ring, 621 00:37:42,633 --> 00:37:43,903 and you guys know it. 622 00:37:43,904 --> 00:37:45,405 Now, we've got to do whatever it takes 623 00:37:45,406 --> 00:37:47,776 to get him to New York. 624 00:37:47,777 --> 00:37:49,616 - Breathing in my ear? 625 00:37:56,496 --> 00:37:57,765 - Bruce. 626 00:37:57,766 --> 00:38:00,470 Be sure to deliver all of the flour 627 00:38:00,471 --> 00:38:02,142 and never let it out of your sight. 628 00:38:02,143 --> 00:38:05,314 Otherwise, you never get to New York. 629 00:38:05,315 --> 00:38:06,250 Freddy, he's gonna keep an eye on you. 630 00:38:06,251 --> 00:38:07,787 Right, Freddy? 631 00:38:07,788 --> 00:38:09,490 - There's right, we're not gonna let you down, boss. 632 00:38:09,491 --> 00:38:11,127 - Oh, I wanna capture this moment. 633 00:38:11,128 --> 00:38:12,797 Say kim cheese. 634 00:38:12,798 --> 00:38:14,971 - No, no, no. No pictures. 635 00:38:16,406 --> 00:38:20,114 Just remember to never let the flour out of your sight. Eh? 636 00:38:20,115 --> 00:38:23,487 Alright, your first step is Las Vegas, so enjoy yourself. 637 00:38:23,488 --> 00:38:26,460 But, don't gamble unless Freddy shows you how to do it, huh? 638 00:38:26,461 --> 00:38:28,231 - I never gambled before. 639 00:38:28,232 --> 00:38:30,135 I can't even say blackjack. 640 00:38:30,136 --> 00:38:32,040 Goodbye, so long. 641 00:38:32,041 --> 00:38:33,143 - Ciao, ciao. 642 00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:38,052 Freddy, remember, drive carefully on the road. 643 00:38:38,053 --> 00:38:40,557 We can't afford accidents or tickets, huh? 644 00:38:40,558 --> 00:38:41,393 Good boy. 645 00:39:16,603 --> 00:39:19,041 Ya-Ha, Leos Vegas! 646 00:39:19,042 --> 00:39:21,445 The town where everybody's a winner! 647 00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:23,783 Boy, look at these places. 648 00:39:23,784 --> 00:39:25,855 Where's the Mustang Ranch? 649 00:39:25,856 --> 00:39:28,394 My grandfather once had a sweet there. 650 00:39:35,109 --> 00:39:36,778 - Sy, Hy, listen up. 651 00:39:38,283 --> 00:39:41,888 Boss of Bosses thinks he can deliver powder in my town 652 00:39:41,889 --> 00:39:43,962 without kickin' in, he's crazy. 653 00:39:43,963 --> 00:39:47,768 I want you should get Lil Pete's deliveryman 654 00:39:47,769 --> 00:39:49,573 and kill him if you have to. 655 00:39:49,574 --> 00:39:52,379 But bring that powder to me. 656 00:39:52,380 --> 00:39:55,486 Here, these are the guys that you kill. 657 00:39:55,487 --> 00:39:56,888 Intercept their cocaine 658 00:39:56,889 --> 00:39:59,827 before it gets to the Las Vegas connection. 659 00:39:59,828 --> 00:40:02,568 Waste him before they leave town. 660 00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:05,408 - Be a pleasure, boss. 661 00:40:06,876 --> 00:40:09,951 - Oh, and would you remind me to call my mother on Tuesday. 662 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,701 - Hi. 663 00:40:18,702 --> 00:40:19,539 Hi. 664 00:40:21,476 --> 00:40:22,578 - Ah, thanks. 665 00:40:24,849 --> 00:40:27,154 We heard a lot about you, Bruce. 666 00:40:27,155 --> 00:40:30,962 The martial arts and your special flour here. 667 00:40:30,963 --> 00:40:32,498 - You want me to cook for you? 668 00:40:32,499 --> 00:40:36,239 - No, we got our own recipe for this flour. 669 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,712 Why don't you two guys sit at the table. 670 00:40:38,713 --> 00:40:40,049 - Oh, thank you. 671 00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:47,597 - You guys must be thirsty after such a long, hot trip. 672 00:40:47,598 --> 00:40:49,268 Eh, Mr. Willinger. 673 00:40:49,269 --> 00:40:51,539 Bring my friends ice cold beer. 674 00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:52,976 - Do you know anything about gambling? 675 00:40:52,977 --> 00:40:53,878 - Gambling? 676 00:40:55,082 --> 00:40:56,050 I met a woman who made her husband 677 00:40:56,051 --> 00:40:57,519 a millionaire by gambling. 678 00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,787 - Really? 679 00:40:58,788 --> 00:41:00,125 - Yeah, but he was billionaire before. 680 00:41:00,126 --> 00:41:01,661 - Hey, that's funny. 681 00:41:01,662 --> 00:41:02,664 I like that. 682 00:41:05,870 --> 00:41:08,276 - I'm gonna teach ya how to play blackjack. 683 00:41:08,277 --> 00:41:11,048 Now, if you want another card, 684 00:41:11,049 --> 00:41:12,684 you go like this, okay? 685 00:41:12,685 --> 00:41:14,256 If you don't want another card, 686 00:41:14,257 --> 00:41:15,891 then you go like that, alright? 687 00:41:15,892 --> 00:41:17,127 Do what I do, ya got it? 688 00:41:17,128 --> 00:41:18,730 Okay. 689 00:41:18,731 --> 00:41:19,534 No, no. 690 00:41:21,037 --> 00:41:22,873 Cut the cards, sir. 691 00:41:22,874 --> 00:41:24,644 - Just cut the cards. 692 00:41:25,714 --> 00:41:26,549 - Kya! 693 00:41:33,230 --> 00:41:35,300 - Hi there, wanna have a good time? 694 00:41:35,301 --> 00:41:37,539 - Ha ha, listen, baby, this guy, 695 00:41:37,540 --> 00:41:39,643 he's just a wet noodle, you know what I mean? 696 00:41:39,644 --> 00:41:42,215 But me, I'm a caged tiger. 697 00:41:42,216 --> 00:41:44,821 Why don't we go to the penthouse for your penthouse. 698 00:41:44,822 --> 00:41:46,891 Penthouse. 699 00:41:46,892 --> 00:41:50,500 I'm always attracted to men with big bucks. 700 00:41:51,502 --> 00:41:53,372 Let's go, tiger. 701 00:41:53,373 --> 00:41:54,607 The way you were dressed, 702 00:41:54,608 --> 00:41:55,510 I thought you were just a chauffeur. 703 00:41:55,511 --> 00:41:56,981 - But, he is a chauffeur. 704 00:41:56,982 --> 00:42:00,487 - I ain't no chauffeur, what, are you crazy? 705 00:42:00,488 --> 00:42:02,894 Yeah, but you got great thighs. 706 00:42:35,464 --> 00:42:36,899 - Are you having bad luck? 707 00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:39,138 - This machine only know how to eat. 708 00:42:39,139 --> 00:42:40,942 Must be constipated. 709 00:42:40,943 --> 00:42:42,445 - Here. 710 00:42:42,446 --> 00:42:45,352 Try this one for good luck. 711 00:42:45,353 --> 00:42:47,389 - You look so beautiful. 712 00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:48,925 You from New York? 713 00:42:48,926 --> 00:42:51,331 - No, sweetie, I'm from Ohio. 714 00:42:58,346 --> 00:42:59,182 - Ah! 715 00:43:03,457 --> 00:43:05,294 Look at all this money! 716 00:43:05,295 --> 00:43:07,565 - You hit the jackpot. 717 00:43:07,566 --> 00:43:10,138 - I'm gonna be millionaire! 718 00:43:10,139 --> 00:43:12,043 Thank you, grandfather! 719 00:43:19,326 --> 00:43:20,428 Oh, no pocket. 720 00:43:21,563 --> 00:43:23,134 What am I gonna do? 721 00:43:25,205 --> 00:43:26,374 I got an idea. 722 00:43:40,972 --> 00:43:41,806 Put it in. 723 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:45,715 - Okay. 724 00:43:48,889 --> 00:43:49,724 - Ah! 725 00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:55,002 - How would you like to go to a party with me, sugar? 726 00:43:55,003 --> 00:43:56,004 - Party? 727 00:43:56,005 --> 00:43:57,307 I love parties. 728 00:43:57,308 --> 00:43:58,842 Who's party? 729 00:43:58,843 --> 00:44:00,346 - Your party. 730 00:44:00,347 --> 00:44:01,850 - I have no party. 731 00:44:02,785 --> 00:44:04,755 - I'll make you a party. 732 00:44:04,756 --> 00:44:07,596 - Oh, that must be surprise party. 733 00:44:18,787 --> 00:44:19,889 - Kya! 734 00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:29,641 - I'm dying. 735 00:44:29,642 --> 00:44:31,047 Call me a doctor! 736 00:44:34,788 --> 00:44:35,990 - You're not bleeding. 737 00:44:35,991 --> 00:44:39,630 Thank God, that knife never touched you. 738 00:44:39,631 --> 00:44:41,468 - Then call me a banker. 739 00:45:18,282 --> 00:45:20,251 - Listen to that. 740 00:45:20,252 --> 00:45:22,723 They must be havin' a good time. 741 00:45:22,724 --> 00:45:25,897 - Hey, that's my partner Bruce! 742 00:45:25,898 --> 00:45:29,137 Well, sounds like he found something wild, did he? 743 00:45:29,138 --> 00:45:31,677 - I'm just as wild as any girl in this town. 744 00:45:39,393 --> 00:45:40,963 - You gotta give me more time! 745 00:45:40,964 --> 00:45:42,065 - Times up. 746 00:45:42,066 --> 00:45:44,839 And now we're in the bonus round. 747 00:45:46,008 --> 00:45:48,145 Listen, why don't you have your friend 748 00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:50,016 give you a few tips. 749 00:45:50,017 --> 00:45:52,187 He must be incredible. 750 00:45:52,188 --> 00:45:54,725 In fact, if he ever has the time, 751 00:45:54,726 --> 00:45:56,966 I'll give him a discount. 752 00:46:22,453 --> 00:46:23,788 - What happened? 753 00:46:29,034 --> 00:46:31,905 Are you sick or something? 754 00:46:31,906 --> 00:46:33,609 - Okay, that's it! 755 00:46:33,610 --> 00:46:34,511 That's it! 756 00:46:34,512 --> 00:46:35,447 I've had enough. 757 00:46:35,448 --> 00:46:36,349 Enough is enough. 758 00:46:36,350 --> 00:46:37,785 It's, aw Jesus. 759 00:46:37,786 --> 00:46:38,920 It's an obsession. 760 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:40,324 No more, no more. 761 00:46:41,661 --> 00:46:43,331 Aw, jeez, two girls? 762 00:46:44,501 --> 00:46:46,003 - No, there are more girls comin'. 763 00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:48,207 I can't take it, out. 764 00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:49,611 Get out. Get out! 765 00:46:49,612 --> 00:46:50,946 Right now, out. 766 00:46:50,947 --> 00:46:52,183 Get outta here. 767 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:55,591 Get outta sight. Get out, get out, get out. 768 00:46:55,592 --> 00:46:57,996 I can't take it. I can't take it! 769 00:46:57,997 --> 00:46:58,863 Get out! 770 00:46:58,864 --> 00:47:00,233 I don't want no more. 771 00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:01,570 Get out of here! 772 00:47:03,541 --> 00:47:05,077 Why, am I glad we're out of that zoo. 773 00:47:05,078 --> 00:47:07,717 Did you learn anything in Vegas? 774 00:47:07,718 --> 00:47:09,153 It's showbiz. 775 00:47:09,154 --> 00:47:12,929 Sammy Davis Junior. 776 00:47:14,198 --> 00:47:16,101 Will you take off those rings. 777 00:47:16,102 --> 00:47:17,470 You look ridiculous. 778 00:47:17,471 --> 00:47:18,806 Come on, take 'em off, take 'em off. 779 00:47:18,807 --> 00:47:20,645 Off, off, off, come on. 780 00:47:30,399 --> 00:47:31,834 Oh God, the cops. 781 00:47:31,835 --> 00:47:33,839 Alright, now don't make trouble. 782 00:47:36,512 --> 00:47:37,747 Who loves ya, baby? 783 00:47:37,748 --> 00:47:41,322 ♪ And now the end is near 784 00:47:41,323 --> 00:47:42,491 - Stop it, will ya just stop it? 785 00:47:42,492 --> 00:47:43,527 Will ya just stop it? 786 00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:45,831 - I'm just doing Frank Sinatra. 787 00:47:45,832 --> 00:47:47,302 He did it his way. 788 00:47:47,303 --> 00:47:50,310 ♪ I did it sideways 789 00:47:52,347 --> 00:47:53,615 - Alright, be cool, be cool. 790 00:47:53,616 --> 00:47:55,486 You're cool, I'm cool. You're cool, I'm cool. 791 00:47:55,487 --> 00:47:56,556 God it's hot. 792 00:48:01,133 --> 00:48:03,402 Howdy. - Hi! 793 00:48:03,403 --> 00:48:06,408 - You wanna show me your driver's license. 794 00:48:06,409 --> 00:48:08,013 - If you guys keep taking it away, 795 00:48:08,014 --> 00:48:10,451 how's he supposed to show it to you? 796 00:48:10,452 --> 00:48:13,024 - Is this car registered? 797 00:48:13,025 --> 00:48:15,196 - No, this car Oldsmobile. 798 00:48:16,699 --> 00:48:19,004 - Wanna show me your registration. 799 00:48:19,005 --> 00:48:22,911 - Yeah, right, registration. Right here. 800 00:48:22,912 --> 00:48:24,716 - You, speeder. 801 00:48:24,717 --> 00:48:26,820 Sign right there. 802 00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:27,789 - Sign. 803 00:48:27,790 --> 00:48:29,960 You Libra, put down Libra. 804 00:48:33,768 --> 00:48:36,040 - What are you on, drugs? 805 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:37,376 - No, officer... 806 00:48:37,377 --> 00:48:39,647 You, shut up. 807 00:48:39,648 --> 00:48:40,984 - That's groovy. 808 00:48:42,622 --> 00:48:44,858 - Chinese boy got a funny mouth. 809 00:48:44,859 --> 00:48:45,694 - Mm-Hmm. 810 00:48:46,930 --> 00:48:48,567 - What you got in the bag? 811 00:48:48,568 --> 00:48:49,403 - This? 812 00:48:50,439 --> 00:48:52,475 This is famous Chinese flour. 813 00:48:52,476 --> 00:48:55,083 The best recipe making noodles. 814 00:48:56,185 --> 00:48:58,521 You should try some of this. 815 00:48:58,522 --> 00:49:00,726 It's from mainland China. 816 00:49:00,727 --> 00:49:01,963 Here, taste it. 817 00:49:09,746 --> 00:49:11,584 - I hate Chinese food. 818 00:49:13,254 --> 00:49:16,026 Half hour later you hungry again. 819 00:49:16,027 --> 00:49:17,096 - That's a good one, Clyde. 820 00:49:19,301 --> 00:49:21,638 - That's a good one. 821 00:49:21,639 --> 00:49:23,142 That's a good one. 822 00:49:25,447 --> 00:49:26,850 - I don't get it. 823 00:49:28,621 --> 00:49:31,459 - Boy, you look like an illegal alien. 824 00:49:31,460 --> 00:49:33,597 You got yourself a green card? 825 00:49:33,598 --> 00:49:35,134 - No, I god blue card. 826 00:49:35,135 --> 00:49:36,938 - Well, I guess that's it. 827 00:49:36,939 --> 00:49:38,908 We better be goin', thank you very much. 828 00:49:38,909 --> 00:49:40,211 Have a nice day. 829 00:49:40,212 --> 00:49:43,053 And, as a token of our friendship. 830 00:49:44,722 --> 00:49:46,725 I want you to have this. 831 00:49:47,795 --> 00:49:50,068 - You want us to have this. 832 00:49:51,503 --> 00:49:53,907 - Yeah, and there's plenty more where it come from. 833 00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:56,446 - No, he doesn't mean that. 834 00:49:56,447 --> 00:49:58,250 Tell him you don't mean that, Bruce. 835 00:49:58,251 --> 00:49:59,686 - I sure mean that. 836 00:49:59,687 --> 00:50:00,956 Keep it. 837 00:50:00,957 --> 00:50:03,861 - I believe the Chinese boy offerin' us a bribe. 838 00:50:03,862 --> 00:50:04,763 - Kinda looks like it. 839 00:50:04,764 --> 00:50:05,833 - No, no, no. 840 00:50:07,271 --> 00:50:09,308 Get out of the car. 841 00:50:09,309 --> 00:50:11,946 Get out of the car now. 842 00:50:13,284 --> 00:50:14,585 - You can't bribe us. 843 00:50:14,586 --> 00:50:16,824 - At least not for nickles. 844 00:50:22,470 --> 00:50:24,105 - Could you help me? 845 00:50:24,106 --> 00:50:27,848 I think I've got a slow leak in my rear tire. 846 00:50:30,888 --> 00:50:33,760 - I'll be more than glad to help you out, ma'am. 847 00:50:33,761 --> 00:50:35,764 - Did you say you think you got a slow leak, ma'am? 848 00:50:35,765 --> 00:50:38,504 - Well, I don't know anything about cars. 849 00:50:38,505 --> 00:50:42,244 But I do know about practically everything else. 850 00:50:42,245 --> 00:50:44,116 - I bet you do. 851 00:50:44,117 --> 00:50:45,786 - Get the hell in the car. 852 00:50:45,787 --> 00:50:46,621 - I'm hip. 853 00:50:46,622 --> 00:50:47,455 - Get in the car. 854 00:50:47,456 --> 00:50:49,061 - Hip, hip. 855 00:50:55,208 --> 00:50:57,912 - Give them some chloroform and put them in the patrol car. 856 00:50:57,913 --> 00:51:00,084 That should buy some time. 857 00:51:26,408 --> 00:51:30,483 Freddy, that Toyota didn't even stop for me. 858 00:51:30,484 --> 00:51:33,155 I was once run over by a Toyota. 859 00:51:33,156 --> 00:51:34,758 Oh, what a feeling. 860 00:51:36,229 --> 00:51:37,464 Look, we can't waste much time, you know. 861 00:51:37,465 --> 00:51:39,635 The cops'll be on our neck any minute now. 862 00:51:39,636 --> 00:51:41,640 That's got it. 863 00:51:43,712 --> 00:51:44,646 Oh, Jesus. 864 00:51:44,647 --> 00:51:45,381 It's an attack. 865 00:51:45,382 --> 00:51:46,550 Attack! 866 00:51:46,551 --> 00:51:48,087 Attack! 867 00:51:50,793 --> 00:51:52,363 - Hey! 868 00:51:52,364 --> 00:51:53,198 Hey! 869 00:52:01,083 --> 00:52:02,885 - Kung fu cowboy? 870 00:52:02,886 --> 00:52:04,121 - Looks like you got yourself 871 00:52:04,122 --> 00:52:05,423 in a heap of trouble there, partner. 872 00:52:05,424 --> 00:52:07,195 Or, did you just marry a cop? 873 00:52:07,196 --> 00:52:08,464 - Excuse me. 874 00:52:08,465 --> 00:52:09,733 Do you happen to know a blacksmith 875 00:52:09,734 --> 00:52:11,837 or somebody around who can get this 876 00:52:11,838 --> 00:52:13,441 bracelet off my friend. 877 00:52:13,442 --> 00:52:14,811 - I'll do better than that for ya. 878 00:52:14,812 --> 00:52:16,448 Hold your arm out straight there. 879 00:52:21,159 --> 00:52:21,994 - Wow. 880 00:52:24,633 --> 00:52:26,070 See ya.- Happy trails. 881 00:52:39,598 --> 00:52:40,799 - Well, Bruce. 882 00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,004 That takes care of the Houston delivery. 883 00:52:43,005 --> 00:52:46,847 - Another job is over now, it's a Miller time. 884 00:52:54,197 --> 00:52:57,203 Bonzai, huh? 885 00:52:57,204 --> 00:52:58,038 Hey. 886 00:53:12,837 --> 00:53:14,005 - What's your pleasure? 887 00:53:14,006 --> 00:53:16,777 Cowboy? 888 00:53:16,778 --> 00:53:18,682 - Sake light. 889 00:53:18,683 --> 00:53:21,154 - Well, we don't got no sake light. 890 00:53:21,155 --> 00:53:24,528 All we got is sake natural. 891 00:53:24,529 --> 00:53:27,668 - I come all the way from California, 892 00:53:27,669 --> 00:53:31,277 and the only thing you got is sake natural? 893 00:53:44,605 --> 00:53:46,041 It ain't bad. 894 00:53:46,042 --> 00:53:47,178 I'm surprised. 895 00:53:55,929 --> 00:53:58,202 - I'm a two-fisted drinker. 896 00:53:59,804 --> 00:54:03,212 I like to drink and punch people out. 897 00:54:03,213 --> 00:54:05,449 - Oh, I like to drink and each sushi. 898 00:54:05,450 --> 00:54:06,284 - Susie? 899 00:54:06,285 --> 00:54:07,521 Susie's my girl. 900 00:54:07,522 --> 00:54:09,158 - Oh, you like sushi like I like sushi? 901 00:54:09,159 --> 00:54:10,960 - Yeah, I like Susie. 902 00:54:10,961 --> 00:54:13,600 - I had sushi last night. 903 00:54:13,601 --> 00:54:16,105 You should eat sushi in the morning, sushi in the evening, 904 00:54:16,106 --> 00:54:18,008 sushi for suppertime. 905 00:54:18,009 --> 00:54:20,316 Then you wouldn't be so fat. 906 00:54:23,221 --> 00:54:26,026 - What the hell's wrong with you, China boy? 907 00:54:26,027 --> 00:54:27,464 What's your name? 908 00:54:27,465 --> 00:54:31,004 Wong or Dong? 909 00:54:31,005 --> 00:54:32,875 - They call me Bruce. 910 00:54:32,876 --> 00:54:33,910 - Bruce? 911 00:54:33,911 --> 00:54:34,746 No, Bruce. 912 00:54:37,853 --> 00:54:40,324 - Well, I tell you what, Bruce? 913 00:54:40,325 --> 00:54:43,766 I'm gonna put bruises all over your body. 914 00:54:46,839 --> 00:54:50,580 - If you can snatch this pebble from my hand, 915 00:54:51,683 --> 00:54:53,286 then you are ready. 916 00:54:54,924 --> 00:54:57,595 - Grandfather, there is big bird over your head. 917 00:54:59,967 --> 00:55:03,909 - I'm not gonna fall for that old trick. 918 00:56:54,482 --> 00:56:58,656 Ooh, punchin' doggies. 919 00:57:09,980 --> 00:57:11,984 - Let's get out of here. 920 00:57:19,235 --> 00:57:20,237 - Holy turd. 921 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,175 - Anybody drunk? 922 00:57:23,176 --> 00:57:24,779 I wanna arrest somebody. 923 00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:26,850 - Hey, guys, let's wait til they throw up here. 924 00:57:26,851 --> 00:57:29,289 I hate to clean up the jail. 925 00:57:32,096 --> 00:57:35,534 - Well, don't just stand there, arrest somebody. 926 00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:38,275 - You guys, shut the hell up. 927 00:57:38,276 --> 00:57:39,543 - He ain't with us. 928 00:57:39,544 --> 00:57:40,980 - I thought he was. 929 00:57:40,981 --> 00:57:42,184 If Stephen hadn't been tryin' to steal the furniture, 930 00:57:42,185 --> 00:57:44,354 we wouldn't be in here. 931 00:57:44,355 --> 00:57:45,957 - What are you lookin' at? 932 00:57:45,958 --> 00:57:48,163 Haven't you seen a guy in a jail before? 933 00:57:48,164 --> 00:57:50,967 You're lucky, these iron bars in the way. 934 00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:54,476 I'll finish you punks off another time. 935 00:57:54,477 --> 00:57:56,480 - When I get out of here, 936 00:57:56,481 --> 00:58:00,020 I'm gonna squash your face. Truth. 937 00:58:00,021 --> 00:58:02,227 - Hey, this food sucks. 938 00:58:02,228 --> 00:58:04,964 - How 'bout some mashed taters? 939 00:58:04,965 --> 00:58:08,139 - Gee wiz, I've got a riot on my hands. 940 00:58:08,140 --> 00:58:10,410 What am I supposed to do about it? 941 00:58:10,411 --> 00:58:12,482 - Serve real food, fat face. 942 00:58:12,483 --> 00:58:15,321 - Now listen, Stephen, I don't have to take that from you. 943 00:58:15,322 --> 00:58:16,523 - Oh, I got an idea. 944 00:58:16,524 --> 00:58:18,862 Why don't I make my famous Chinese noodles? 945 00:58:18,863 --> 00:58:21,133 - Oh, my favorite dish is moo goo gai. 946 00:58:21,134 --> 00:58:23,506 - Your favorite dish is some young guy. 947 00:58:24,976 --> 00:58:27,346 - I have a very special flour right here in my bag. 948 00:58:27,347 --> 00:58:28,749 - Gee, I don't know. 949 00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:30,621 The guard sucks. The guard sucks. 950 00:58:30,622 --> 00:58:32,391 The guard sucks. The guard sucks. 951 00:58:32,392 --> 00:58:34,562 The guard sucks. The guard sucks. 952 00:58:34,563 --> 00:58:36,901 The guard sucks. The guard sucks. 953 00:58:36,902 --> 00:58:40,208 The guard sucks. The guard sucks. 954 00:58:40,209 --> 00:58:42,513 The guard sucks.- Stop it! 955 00:58:42,514 --> 00:58:45,619 - I'll let him go in and cook in the jail's kitchen. 956 00:58:45,620 --> 00:58:47,190 - Alright, alright. 957 00:58:50,364 --> 00:58:51,565 - You got microwave wok? 958 00:58:51,566 --> 00:58:53,035 - I don't think this is a good idea. 959 00:58:53,036 --> 00:58:55,107 - Pretty face, stay out of this. 960 00:58:55,108 --> 00:58:56,509 - Look, you don't understand. 961 00:58:56,510 --> 00:58:59,115 This is very expensive flour. 962 00:58:59,116 --> 00:59:01,720 We can't afford to waste it on a bunch of prisoners. 963 00:59:01,721 --> 00:59:02,822 - Don't be selfish. 964 00:59:02,823 --> 00:59:05,329 Guard, take me to the kitchen. 965 00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:07,234 Let go! 966 00:59:09,638 --> 00:59:11,441 - Look what you did! 967 00:59:11,442 --> 00:59:14,183 The boss is gonna kill me! 968 00:59:18,892 --> 00:59:22,265 - The more I inhale, I wanna be an astronaut. 969 00:59:22,266 --> 00:59:23,934 - Well, the more I inhale 970 00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:27,543 the more sick and tired l get of your face. 971 00:59:27,544 --> 00:59:29,213 All of your faces. 972 00:59:29,214 --> 00:59:30,718 Everybody go home. 973 00:59:39,102 --> 00:59:42,176 Let's go catch us some real criminals. 974 00:59:43,946 --> 00:59:45,982 - Now you're talking, yeah! 975 00:59:45,983 --> 00:59:47,653 - Will you excuse me for a moment? 976 00:59:47,654 --> 00:59:48,557 - Go ahead. 977 00:59:51,228 --> 00:59:55,704 - Man you have enough on that arm for a condominium. 978 00:59:55,705 --> 00:59:57,174 In Florida. 979 00:59:57,175 --> 00:59:58,009 - Hang on. 980 00:59:59,746 --> 01:00:01,717 You still got that M&M?- Yeah. 981 01:00:01,718 --> 01:00:03,989 Let's peel 'em and eat him. 982 01:00:04,991 --> 01:00:07,028 And then we'll drive to Europe. 983 01:00:07,029 --> 01:00:07,864 Come on. 984 01:00:09,167 --> 01:00:12,841 ♪ The yellow rose of Texas 985 01:00:12,842 --> 01:00:15,846 ♪ Is the only gal for me 986 01:00:15,847 --> 01:00:18,987 - Where's that special little geisha, I was in Texas. 987 01:00:18,988 --> 01:00:20,924 - There's one up the road here, we'll take ya. 988 01:00:20,925 --> 01:00:23,230 - Oh yeah, I gotta have some sushi. 989 01:00:23,231 --> 01:00:24,633 - Sushi? 990 01:00:24,634 --> 01:00:28,808 ♪ You know sushi like I know sushi 991 01:00:29,944 --> 01:00:32,316 ♪ Sushi in the morning, sushi in the evening 992 01:00:32,317 --> 01:00:34,019 ♪ Sushi in the summertime 993 01:00:43,875 --> 01:00:46,212 Freddy, where are you going? 994 01:00:46,213 --> 01:00:48,518 - I'm gonna ride to the bridge where the west commences. 995 01:00:48,519 --> 01:00:51,090 I'm gonna find my new horizons. 996 01:00:56,436 --> 01:00:58,906 Make way for the new Italian stallion. 997 01:00:58,907 --> 01:01:02,248 Sylvester Stallone, each your heart out! 998 01:01:12,069 --> 01:01:16,077 There must be a better way to get in your jeans. 999 01:01:17,413 --> 01:01:18,750 - Chicago is my town. 1000 01:01:18,751 --> 01:01:20,854 Nobody delivers coke to my territory. 1001 01:01:20,855 --> 01:01:23,525 Two of Lil Pete's guys are comin' into town. 1002 01:01:23,526 --> 01:01:25,597 I wanna get those guys. 1003 01:01:25,598 --> 01:01:27,202 I want them killed. 1004 01:01:28,070 --> 01:01:29,673 How ya gonna do it? 1005 01:01:31,744 --> 01:01:33,347 - Well, 1006 01:01:33,348 --> 01:01:34,184 we could, 1007 01:01:35,419 --> 01:01:38,826 we could slit his throat from ear to ear. 1008 01:01:41,332 --> 01:01:43,669 Or, perhaps you're looking for something 1009 01:01:43,670 --> 01:01:45,741 a little bit less bloody. 1010 01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:51,019 I could throw a flying star between his eyes. 1011 01:01:55,563 --> 01:01:57,132 Ooh! 1012 01:01:57,133 --> 01:01:59,571 Or, we could just drown them. 1013 01:02:02,144 --> 01:02:03,513 Slam dunk! 1014 01:02:05,551 --> 01:02:06,387 - Yeah! 1015 01:02:09,593 --> 01:02:11,262 - Of course, 1016 01:02:11,263 --> 01:02:15,237 maybe you're into a little torture first. 1017 01:02:15,238 --> 01:02:19,414 For that, we have a whole new line of this year's gag balls. 1018 01:02:20,617 --> 01:02:22,186 Gag balls. 1019 01:02:22,187 --> 01:02:24,358 And we have leather whips. 1020 01:02:28,233 --> 01:02:30,138 I love the whips part. 1021 01:02:32,041 --> 01:02:33,276 The name's Toby! 1022 01:02:33,277 --> 01:02:34,312 The name's Toby! 1023 01:02:34,313 --> 01:02:36,784 No, no, Kunta Kinte, 1024 01:02:36,785 --> 01:02:37,920 Your name's Toby! 1025 01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:39,256 That's for Suzy Chapstick. 1026 01:02:39,257 --> 01:02:41,026 And that's for meat by-products. 1027 01:02:41,027 --> 01:02:43,732 And that's for Lucciano Pavorati. 1028 01:02:43,733 --> 01:02:45,236 And that's for people that stop on 1029 01:02:45,237 --> 01:02:47,240 entrance ramps of freeways. 1030 01:02:47,241 --> 01:02:48,143 The name's Toby. 1031 01:02:48,144 --> 01:02:49,846 No, no, Kunta Kinte. 1032 01:02:50,781 --> 01:02:52,284 That's for the Village People. 1033 01:02:52,285 --> 01:02:54,256 That's for nondairy creamers. 1034 01:02:54,257 --> 01:02:56,093 And that's for heehaw! 1035 01:02:57,997 --> 01:02:59,399 You're name's Toby. 1036 01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,206 Yes, yes, my name is Toby. 1037 01:03:02,207 --> 01:03:05,044 Help me! 1038 01:03:09,189 --> 01:03:12,196 Of course there's always castration. 1039 01:03:14,433 --> 01:03:18,609 Of course, if you want some more conventional method. 1040 01:03:19,811 --> 01:03:22,750 This gun and silencer is just dandy. 1041 01:03:39,620 --> 01:03:43,928 - I hope everything is prepared for the arrival of my guest. 1042 01:03:43,929 --> 01:03:46,433 Look, I want you to make him feel at home. 1043 01:03:46,434 --> 01:03:48,940 He's a very important visitor. 1044 01:03:49,976 --> 01:03:50,878 Go all out. 1045 01:03:54,552 --> 01:03:56,522 Well, Bruce, we're in Chicago. 1046 01:03:56,523 --> 01:03:59,561 One more delivery, and we're on our way to New York. 1047 01:03:59,562 --> 01:04:03,003 My grandfather told me he had a friend in Chicago. 1048 01:04:03,004 --> 01:04:04,372 Al Capone. 1049 01:04:04,373 --> 01:04:07,746 Never heard of him. 1050 01:04:07,747 --> 01:04:10,118 - Bruce has arrived, sir. 1051 01:04:10,119 --> 01:04:11,957 - Tell him to come in. 1052 01:04:17,635 --> 01:04:18,904 - Howdy, folks. 1053 01:04:20,208 --> 01:04:21,376 - Welcome. 1054 01:04:21,377 --> 01:04:22,646 - What is this? 1055 01:04:24,817 --> 01:04:25,918 - Give me a hug! 1056 01:04:25,919 --> 01:04:28,424 - Oh, sure. Welcome. 1057 01:04:28,425 --> 01:04:29,260 Oh, of course. 1058 01:04:29,261 --> 01:04:30,830 Welcome. 1059 01:05:04,670 --> 01:05:06,941 - That's for jello pudding. 1060 01:05:06,942 --> 01:05:08,444 That's for bagpipes. 1061 01:05:08,445 --> 01:05:11,283 That's for pina coladas. 1062 01:05:11,284 --> 01:05:13,289 That's for kitty litter. 1063 01:05:18,801 --> 01:05:20,070 - I love sushi. 1064 01:05:21,072 --> 01:05:21,874 Seaweed. 1065 01:05:22,876 --> 01:05:23,710 Octopus. 1066 01:05:26,149 --> 01:05:28,254 But who ordered that fly? 1067 01:05:40,113 --> 01:05:42,984 I as a samurai warrior, but I gave it up. 1068 01:05:42,985 --> 01:05:45,123 You were a samurai warrior? 1069 01:05:45,124 --> 01:05:46,492 Why did you quit? 1070 01:05:46,493 --> 01:05:47,329 - Union problems. 1071 01:05:53,242 --> 01:05:54,844 - You say you're a samurai warrior, 1072 01:05:54,845 --> 01:05:57,082 but the fly is still alive. 1073 01:05:58,252 --> 01:06:00,424 - But that fly will never make love again. 1074 01:06:02,462 --> 01:06:04,865 - After dinner, I'll give you a massage. 1075 01:06:04,866 --> 01:06:06,101 Would you like that? 1076 01:06:06,102 --> 01:06:06,970 - Massage? 1077 01:06:06,971 --> 01:06:08,907 I like massage. 1078 01:06:08,908 --> 01:06:11,044 In fact, my first time in America, 1079 01:06:11,045 --> 01:06:13,350 I worked at massage parlor. 1080 01:06:13,351 --> 01:06:14,352 They fired me. 1081 01:06:14,353 --> 01:06:15,354 - What for? 1082 01:06:15,355 --> 01:06:18,396 - Rubbing people the wrong way. 1083 01:06:54,174 --> 01:06:55,676 - Ah, that's good. 1084 01:06:57,580 --> 01:06:58,415 Harder. 1085 01:06:59,818 --> 01:07:00,653 Harder. 1086 01:07:01,755 --> 01:07:02,591 Ah. 1087 01:07:04,026 --> 01:07:04,861 Ah. 1088 01:07:11,041 --> 01:07:14,080 Oriental women walk five feet behind the men. 1089 01:07:14,081 --> 01:07:16,687 American men walk all over men. 1090 01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:22,365 You think you're going to give me acupuncture. 1091 01:07:22,366 --> 01:07:24,103 Now I really need it. 1092 01:07:33,257 --> 01:07:34,091 Ooh, ooh. 1093 01:07:35,829 --> 01:07:36,664 Whoa, whoa. 1094 01:07:36,665 --> 01:07:37,632 What are you doing? 1095 01:07:37,633 --> 01:07:39,235 - I'm playing doctor. 1096 01:07:39,236 --> 01:07:41,339 - Doctor, I'm fine down there. 1097 01:07:41,340 --> 01:07:42,678 Pain it up here. 1098 01:08:10,737 --> 01:08:11,571 - Hello. 1099 01:08:11,572 --> 01:08:12,674 - Big Al? 1100 01:08:12,675 --> 01:08:13,709 It's me. 1101 01:08:13,710 --> 01:08:15,045 - Carmen, baby. 1102 01:08:15,046 --> 01:08:16,915 You didn't screw up again, did ya? 1103 01:08:16,916 --> 01:08:18,153 - I got the bag. 1104 01:08:18,154 --> 01:08:19,389 I switched them. 1105 01:08:19,390 --> 01:08:23,330 They have the real flour and we have the stuff. 1106 01:08:23,331 --> 01:08:25,735 - Oh, you're beautiful, baby. 1107 01:08:25,736 --> 01:08:28,976 And Little Pete, he's gonna get the ax. 1108 01:08:30,347 --> 01:08:32,750 - You're not gonna forget about me and our plans, are you? 1109 01:08:32,751 --> 01:08:34,388 - Oh, of course not, kiddo. 1110 01:08:34,389 --> 01:08:36,459 I want you to come back here right away. 1111 01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:37,961 And be careful. 1112 01:08:37,962 --> 01:08:41,336 You're carrying enough powder to get all of Chicago high. 1113 01:08:42,940 --> 01:08:44,209 - I'm so excited, Al. 1114 01:08:44,210 --> 01:08:46,179 Finally, our dreams are gonna come true. 1115 01:09:18,484 --> 01:09:20,921 - What is he doing, boss? 1116 01:09:20,922 --> 01:09:23,627 - Just checking your Chinese flour. 1117 01:09:23,628 --> 01:09:27,135 - You don't need him, I'm the real expert. 1118 01:09:30,142 --> 01:09:31,478 - This is flour. 1119 01:09:33,482 --> 01:09:34,384 - Yes, sir. 1120 01:09:35,787 --> 01:09:38,793 My test shows this is genuine flour. 1121 01:09:40,331 --> 01:09:43,002 And a very good grade I may add. 1122 01:09:46,142 --> 01:09:49,816 - I'm not paying you to be a joker. 1123 01:09:49,817 --> 01:09:52,590 Now, if your life depended on it. 1124 01:09:54,628 --> 01:09:55,630 And it does. 1125 01:09:57,300 --> 01:10:01,208 Do you swear that this stuff is flour. 1126 01:10:01,209 --> 01:10:02,879 - Sir, I'm positive. 1127 01:10:05,852 --> 01:10:08,692 - I want you out of this room now. 1128 01:10:10,027 --> 01:10:10,962 - Yes, sir. 1129 01:10:15,539 --> 01:10:16,374 - Freddy. 1130 01:10:17,443 --> 01:10:18,680 Freddy, Freddy. 1131 01:10:19,949 --> 01:10:20,884 Ah, Freddy. 1132 01:10:23,590 --> 01:10:27,265 You know what this means, don't you, Freddy? 1133 01:10:36,285 --> 01:10:37,787 - Goodbye, Freddy. 1134 01:10:38,856 --> 01:10:40,058 - I know what that means. 1135 01:10:40,059 --> 01:10:42,096 That means kiss of death. 1136 01:10:42,097 --> 01:10:43,899 I've seen Godfather movie. 1137 01:10:43,900 --> 01:10:46,372 But, I hate to tell you this, Boss. 1138 01:10:46,373 --> 01:10:49,279 You don't kiss as good as Marlon Brando. 1139 01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:51,383 Now you gonna kiss me too? 1140 01:10:51,384 --> 01:10:53,822 - You shall die by my bullet, 1141 01:10:54,991 --> 01:10:58,732 because that's as much as I can do for you. 1142 01:11:14,132 --> 01:11:15,334 - Freddy, come on. 1143 01:11:15,335 --> 01:11:16,169 - Get him! 1144 01:11:35,143 --> 01:11:36,079 - Go, go, go, go. 1145 01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:37,548 Go now, go now, go, go, go, go. 1146 01:11:37,549 --> 01:11:39,152 Don't wait, go, go. 1147 01:12:28,325 --> 01:12:29,828 - Lady, please help me. 1148 01:12:29,829 --> 01:12:32,233 There are gangsters after me. 1149 01:12:32,234 --> 01:12:33,167 - Gangsters? 1150 01:12:33,168 --> 01:12:34,203 What happened? 1151 01:12:34,204 --> 01:12:35,641 - I can't explain. 1152 01:12:35,642 --> 01:12:37,979 Would you hide me some place? 1153 01:12:52,645 --> 01:12:54,949 - We're lookin' for an Oriental, you seen him? 1154 01:12:54,950 --> 01:12:59,157 If you are referring to a particular person 1155 01:12:59,158 --> 01:13:02,030 of the Asian Mongolian race, 1156 01:13:02,031 --> 01:13:06,340 they are not indigenous to this propinquity. 1157 01:13:06,341 --> 01:13:08,644 - What the hell is she talking about? 1158 01:13:08,645 --> 01:13:12,787 - She said there's no rice peddlers in this neighborhood. 1159 01:13:12,788 --> 01:13:14,357 - Yeah? 1160 01:13:14,358 --> 01:13:16,461 You don't mind if we look around? 1161 01:13:16,462 --> 01:13:19,067 - Do you have a search warrant? 1162 01:13:19,068 --> 01:13:21,071 I know my rights. 1163 01:13:21,072 --> 01:13:24,446 I happen to be a law student at NYU. 1164 01:13:24,447 --> 01:13:25,516 - Yeah, lady. 1165 01:13:26,451 --> 01:13:28,822 This is our search warrant. 1166 01:13:40,146 --> 01:13:41,282 - Stop it! 1167 01:13:41,283 --> 01:13:44,020 Stop it, you’re ruining my merchandise. 1168 01:13:44,021 --> 01:13:47,194 - You'll get reimbursed in Hell, lady. 1169 01:13:53,643 --> 01:13:54,744 - Stop it! 1170 01:13:54,745 --> 01:13:55,946 Stop it! 1171 01:13:55,947 --> 01:13:58,286 - You got somethin' to hide? 1172 01:14:06,003 --> 01:14:06,970 I'll tell you! 1173 01:14:06,971 --> 01:14:08,641 I'll tell you where he is! 1174 01:14:08,642 --> 01:14:10,377 Well, why didn't you say so? 1175 01:14:10,378 --> 01:14:12,516 - He's in the back room. 1176 01:14:12,517 --> 01:14:13,985 - Excuse me. 1177 01:14:13,986 --> 01:14:14,988 - It's okay. 1178 01:14:45,788 --> 01:14:47,992 - What are ya searchin' for? 1179 01:14:47,993 --> 01:14:49,729 What are ya searchin' for? 1180 01:14:49,730 --> 01:14:51,400 I want you to tell me today. - Amen! 1181 01:14:51,401 --> 01:14:54,273 What are you searching for? 1182 01:14:54,274 --> 01:14:55,942 Come, look at me. 1183 01:14:55,943 --> 01:14:56,877 Tell me. 1184 01:14:56,878 --> 01:14:58,681 - I am searchin' for him. 1185 01:14:58,682 --> 01:14:59,984 Amen! 1186 01:14:59,985 --> 01:15:02,490 - Ask and it will be given you. 1187 01:15:02,491 --> 01:15:04,861 Seek and you will find. 1188 01:15:04,862 --> 01:15:08,201 Knock and it will be open to you. 1189 01:15:08,202 --> 01:15:09,104 Yeah, Amen. 1190 01:15:11,344 --> 01:15:13,848 What are you searching for? 1191 01:15:13,849 --> 01:15:16,085 - I want to be healed. 1192 01:15:16,086 --> 01:15:19,026 - You're in the wrong line, sister. 1193 01:15:21,498 --> 01:15:23,435 Remember, children. 1194 01:15:23,436 --> 01:15:25,206 God gave us his love. 1195 01:15:27,010 --> 01:15:30,284 And the Catholics gave us bingo, hallelujah! 1196 01:15:30,285 --> 01:15:32,321 Hallelujah! 1197 01:15:32,322 --> 01:15:34,458 What are you searching for, sister? 1198 01:15:34,459 --> 01:15:36,062 - I'm looking for a man. 1199 01:15:36,063 --> 01:15:37,231 - Tell us about him. 1200 01:15:37,232 --> 01:15:38,868 Was he in your heart? 1201 01:15:38,869 --> 01:15:41,072 - No, he was in my car. 1202 01:15:41,073 --> 01:15:43,011 - Well, spiritually. 1203 01:15:43,012 --> 01:15:44,916 He is everywhere we go. 1204 01:15:46,051 --> 01:15:48,423 And we call him Jesus. 1205 01:15:48,424 --> 01:15:49,925 - No, I call him Freddy. 1206 01:15:49,926 --> 01:15:51,495 Hallelujah! 1207 01:15:51,496 --> 01:15:53,367 - Why don't you turn around 1208 01:15:53,368 --> 01:15:56,640 and share your experience with us. 1209 01:15:56,641 --> 01:15:58,043 Amen! 1210 01:15:58,044 --> 01:15:59,447 - Brothers and sisters. 1211 01:15:59,448 --> 01:16:00,915 Amen! 1212 01:16:00,916 --> 01:16:04,122 - It all started when I was a kid. 1213 01:16:04,123 --> 01:16:07,297 I was raised by my grandfather. 1214 01:16:07,298 --> 01:16:10,570 And we didn't have no clothes, no food. 1215 01:16:10,571 --> 01:16:13,843 We were so poor, one time burglar broke into house. 1216 01:16:13,844 --> 01:16:15,615 We robbed him. - Amen! 1217 01:16:16,584 --> 01:16:17,852 - Amen. 1218 01:16:17,853 --> 01:16:20,525 - But, seriously, folks. 1219 01:16:20,526 --> 01:16:25,034 Today, people are so, what do you call it, materialistic. 1220 01:16:25,035 --> 01:16:26,270 - Materialistic. 1221 01:16:26,271 --> 01:16:28,007 - That's the word. 1222 01:16:28,008 --> 01:16:32,618 - Money is not the most important thing in life. 1223 01:16:32,619 --> 01:16:35,189 - The most important thing in life is broads. 1224 01:16:35,190 --> 01:16:36,760 Broads!- Amen! 1225 01:16:36,761 --> 01:16:38,029 Broads? 1226 01:16:38,030 --> 01:16:38,865 - Broads? 1227 01:16:40,368 --> 01:16:42,806 - Sister, you cannot say blasphemous things 1228 01:16:42,807 --> 01:16:44,509 in this holy church. 1229 01:16:44,510 --> 01:16:45,747 Repent, repent! 1230 01:16:47,049 --> 01:16:48,685 - Did I do something wrong? 1231 01:16:48,686 --> 01:16:51,157 - Moony, moony, moony! 1232 01:16:51,158 --> 01:16:54,631 Moony, moony, moony, moony! 1233 01:16:54,632 --> 01:16:58,640 Moony, moony, moony, moony, moony, moony, moony. 1234 01:17:00,779 --> 01:17:03,050 Moony, moony, moony, moony. 1235 01:17:04,219 --> 01:17:06,891 Moony, Moony, Moony, Moony. 1236 01:17:06,892 --> 01:17:08,662 Moony, Moony, Moony, Moony. 1237 01:17:19,185 --> 01:17:21,656 - Peter, I mean, Freddy! 1238 01:17:21,657 --> 01:17:23,227 - Run! 1239 01:17:23,228 --> 01:17:24,330 Run! 1240 01:17:24,331 --> 01:17:26,233 - Wait a minute. 1241 01:17:26,234 --> 01:17:28,305 - I'll take care of this. 1242 01:17:30,910 --> 01:17:34,485 Say, blood, give me five yo mamma get down. 1243 01:17:37,023 --> 01:17:39,194 - What you mean, yo mamma? 1244 01:17:40,365 --> 01:17:42,635 - Wait a minute, I know where you comin' from, 1245 01:17:42,636 --> 01:17:45,475 but you gotta get it together. Do like I do. 1246 01:17:45,476 --> 01:17:46,310 Say blood. 1247 01:17:47,346 --> 01:17:50,620 Say blood. 1248 01:17:51,589 --> 01:17:52,990 - Say blood. 1249 01:17:52,991 --> 01:17:54,428 - Naw, say blood. 1250 01:17:56,131 --> 01:17:57,333 - What's happenin'? 1251 01:17:57,334 --> 01:17:59,069 - What's happenin'? 1252 01:17:59,070 --> 01:18:01,241 - Say, foo, what's yo name. 1253 01:18:01,242 --> 01:18:04,415 - Say, foo, they call me Bruce. 1254 01:18:04,416 --> 01:18:05,585 Bruce? 1255 01:18:07,356 --> 01:18:08,590 - What's yours? 1256 01:18:08,591 --> 01:18:10,160 - I'm Curtis. 1257 01:18:10,161 --> 01:18:13,067 - Curtis, this fool be Freddy. 1258 01:18:13,068 --> 01:18:14,269 - Curtis, it's a pleasure. 1259 01:18:14,270 --> 01:18:15,873 I want you to know you all run very fast. 1260 01:18:15,874 --> 01:18:17,276 - We know that. 1261 01:18:17,277 --> 01:18:18,712 - Yeah, so, what's your problem. 1262 01:18:18,713 --> 01:18:22,554 - Man, some dudes chasin' us all over. 1263 01:18:22,555 --> 01:18:24,859 And they're from mafia. 1264 01:18:24,860 --> 01:18:26,029 Mafia? 1265 01:18:27,732 --> 01:18:30,572 - So, what you need is some protection. 1266 01:18:30,573 --> 01:18:31,475 - Right on! 1267 01:18:33,645 --> 01:18:35,884 - You all come from us, we'll hide you. 1268 01:18:50,416 --> 01:18:51,583 - Whoa! 1269 01:18:51,584 --> 01:18:54,424 What are these stuff in this room? 1270 01:18:54,425 --> 01:18:57,563 - They're some electronic gadgets. 1271 01:18:57,564 --> 01:18:59,935 - That's an electric chair. 1272 01:18:59,936 --> 01:19:04,109 Yeah. 1273 01:19:04,110 --> 01:19:06,851 Uh, must be Curtis with the food. 1274 01:19:19,544 --> 01:19:20,980 - Hi, Bruce. 1275 01:19:20,981 --> 01:19:23,854 Hello, you look familiar. 1276 01:19:24,823 --> 01:19:26,725 - May I come in? 1277 01:19:26,726 --> 01:19:27,928 Yes. 1278 01:19:27,929 --> 01:19:28,931 - Thank you. 1279 01:19:30,335 --> 01:19:32,738 Don't you recognize me? 1280 01:19:32,739 --> 01:19:34,743 We met in Ginelli's bar. 1281 01:19:36,781 --> 01:19:37,617 - Oh. 1282 01:19:38,752 --> 01:19:40,756 She's the lady who gave me this necklace. 1283 01:19:42,528 --> 01:19:43,795 - Oh, yeah, you're the one 1284 01:19:43,796 --> 01:19:45,599 with all the moanin' and the kissin' 1285 01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:48,606 and the breathin' in his ear, huh? 1286 01:19:48,607 --> 01:19:51,010 - Look, I'm a federal agent. 1287 01:19:51,011 --> 01:19:52,714 - Oh my God. 1288 01:19:52,715 --> 01:19:55,721 - The necklace I gave you was an electronic microphone. 1289 01:19:55,722 --> 01:19:57,359 We've monitored all your conversations. 1290 01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,464 We know your locations all over the country. 1291 01:19:59,465 --> 01:20:00,467 - Oh my God. 1292 01:20:01,635 --> 01:20:03,905 - Can't you say anything but oh my God? 1293 01:20:03,906 --> 01:20:05,743 - They used you, Bruce. 1294 01:20:05,744 --> 01:20:07,582 You were their stooge. 1295 01:20:09,084 --> 01:20:10,185 You weren't delivering flour, 1296 01:20:10,186 --> 01:20:12,358 you were delivering cocaine. 1297 01:20:12,359 --> 01:20:14,227 Drugs, Bruce. 1298 01:20:14,228 --> 01:20:15,063 - Drugs. 1299 01:20:17,168 --> 01:20:18,270 Oh my Buddha. 1300 01:20:20,710 --> 01:20:22,947 I've been delivering drugs. 1301 01:20:25,085 --> 01:20:26,355 Oh, forgive me. 1302 01:20:28,793 --> 01:20:31,232 - Bruce, I was gonna tell ya. 1303 01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:34,572 But, you know, I took an oath. 1304 01:20:37,713 --> 01:20:39,449 - Don't blame Freddy. 1305 01:20:39,450 --> 01:20:40,617 If he'd said anything, 1306 01:20:40,618 --> 01:20:43,024 they would've killed him and you. 1307 01:20:46,130 --> 01:20:48,201 - I took an oath too. 1308 01:20:48,202 --> 01:20:49,372 For Bruce Lee. 1309 01:20:50,941 --> 01:20:53,045 Now I have disgraced him. 1310 01:20:53,046 --> 01:20:54,448 - Not yet. 1311 01:20:54,449 --> 01:20:56,652 You can still make up for everything. 1312 01:20:56,653 --> 01:20:58,756 We'll get an amnesty for Freddy. 1313 01:20:58,757 --> 01:21:00,161 I need your help. 1314 01:21:03,167 --> 01:21:06,307 - Now you want me to be your stooge? 1315 01:21:06,308 --> 01:21:08,378 - If we can catch these guys, 1316 01:21:08,379 --> 01:21:10,582 we can stop the entire distribution 1317 01:21:10,583 --> 01:21:13,288 of all the drugs in the underworld. 1318 01:21:13,289 --> 01:21:15,927 When we do that, we can find your lady. 1319 01:21:15,928 --> 01:21:18,368 But, I need your help, Bruce. 1320 01:21:19,370 --> 01:21:20,872 - I must help you. 1321 01:21:21,907 --> 01:21:24,112 That's all there is to say. 1322 01:21:36,574 --> 01:21:37,642 - Here we go. 1323 01:21:39,946 --> 01:21:42,117 - Well, well, Freddy. 1324 01:21:42,118 --> 01:21:46,727 Now, I'm glad to see that you’ve decided to make up for your 1325 01:21:46,728 --> 01:21:48,231 unhealthy mistake. 1326 01:21:49,367 --> 01:21:50,736 Where is it? 1327 01:21:50,737 --> 01:21:53,141 - If we give it to you know, you'll kill us. 1328 01:21:53,142 --> 01:21:53,977 - Freddy. 1329 01:21:54,946 --> 01:21:57,583 You're already a dead man. 1330 01:21:57,584 --> 01:21:58,786 - Well, Bruce. 1331 01:21:58,787 --> 01:22:01,025 I guess you'd better give it to him. 1332 01:22:01,026 --> 01:22:02,528 - You see? 1333 01:22:02,529 --> 01:22:04,968 You're braver than I thought. 1334 01:22:06,571 --> 01:22:08,707 Hey, where is it? 1335 01:22:08,708 --> 01:22:11,415 Kya! 1336 01:22:24,677 --> 01:22:27,883 Hey, Bruce, the enemy went that way! 1337 01:22:49,229 --> 01:22:51,233 Hold it, freeze! 1338 01:22:54,475 --> 01:22:57,312 - Move it, on the car, on the car! 1339 01:23:05,632 --> 01:23:06,801 - Hello, Boss. 1340 01:23:09,674 --> 01:23:11,510 I hope you like the food in hoosegow 1341 01:23:11,511 --> 01:23:15,686 Otherwise I'll have to bring Chinese noodles for you. 1342 01:23:20,831 --> 01:23:21,900 Freddy, wait. 1343 01:23:23,938 --> 01:23:26,844 - Oh, man, Bruce, what do you want? 1344 01:23:30,585 --> 01:23:31,420 - I want you to have this. 1345 01:23:31,421 --> 01:23:32,589 - Aw, no, man. 1346 01:23:35,329 --> 01:23:39,269 - So I always know where my best friend it. 1347 01:23:39,270 --> 01:23:42,177 - You make me laugh, you know, you always make me laugh. 1348 01:23:51,229 --> 01:23:53,802 Come on, driver, let's go, huh? 1349 01:23:55,539 --> 01:23:56,807 You think there's a bar around here 1350 01:23:56,808 --> 01:23:59,415 or somethin' on the way, maybe? 1351 01:24:02,186 --> 01:24:03,356 - Arrivederci. 1352 01:24:13,176 --> 01:24:16,751 - Well, according to this, that's the lady. 1353 01:24:17,721 --> 01:24:19,657 - That's the lady? 1354 01:24:19,658 --> 01:24:21,393 - No, darling. 1355 01:24:21,394 --> 01:24:23,366 That's the lady. 1356 01:24:28,108 --> 01:24:28,945 - Wow. 1357 01:24:30,013 --> 01:24:32,250 My grandfather was right. 1358 01:24:32,251 --> 01:24:35,290 She is the most beautiful lady in the world. 1359 01:24:35,291 --> 01:24:37,796 - Your grandfather meant America. 1360 01:24:37,797 --> 01:24:40,167 America will take care of you. 1361 01:24:40,168 --> 01:24:41,004 Come on. 1362 01:24:46,014 --> 01:24:46,849 - Bruce. 1363 01:24:48,387 --> 01:24:51,058 Don't forget the most important thing in life. 1364 01:24:56,937 --> 01:25:00,878 ♪ Oriental boy find a girl 1365 01:25:00,879 --> 01:25:04,754 ♪ You won't have to run anymore 1366 01:25:04,755 --> 01:25:08,762 ♪ Win her with a heart of a kung fu dragon 1367 01:25:08,763 --> 01:25:12,638 ♪ Just the way you dreamt it before 1368 01:25:12,639 --> 01:25:15,677 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go 1369 01:25:15,678 --> 01:25:20,488 ♪ Oriental boy, so slow, go, go, go 1370 01:25:20,489 --> 01:25:24,364 ♪ Now that you have grown to a man 1371 01:25:24,365 --> 01:25:28,236 ♪ Do you feel a certain surprise 1372 01:25:28,237 --> 01:25:32,145 ♪ Living may be hard, oh, but life is funny 1373 01:25:32,146 --> 01:25:36,088 ♪ All the little boys still inside 1374 01:25:36,089 --> 01:25:39,094 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go 1375 01:25:39,095 --> 01:25:43,270 ♪ Oriental boy, bye bye, go, go, go 1376 01:26:15,674 --> 01:26:19,715 ♪ He's gonna make it, you know he will 1377 01:26:19,716 --> 01:26:23,491 ♪ He's gonna make it on his own 1378 01:26:23,492 --> 01:26:27,432 ♪ He's gonna make it, you know he will 1379 01:26:27,433 --> 01:26:31,408 ♪ He's gonna make it on his own 1380 01:26:31,409 --> 01:26:35,248 ♪ He's gonna make it, you know he will 1381 01:26:35,249 --> 01:26:39,358 ♪ He's gonna make it on his own91899