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'Welcome to the sensational
singing show...

'...with a twist.'

Welcome to The Masked Singer!

'Every week, your favourite
celebrities perform in disguise.'

It's up to you
to work out who they are,

cos we are clueless
and it is driving us mad.

'While you and our panel
try to guess who...'

Who is this?
I literally am so confused.

'..is behind the mask.'

Neil Patrick Harris.
Michael Ball.

CeeLo Green.
Elton John.

CHUCKLING

'As each performer is eliminated,
their mask is removed.'

'Alan Johnson!'

'It's Justin Hawkins
from The Darkness!

'It's Teddy Sheringham, MBE.'

'Last week,
Daisy left the competition.'

AUDIENCE CHANTS: Take it off!

It's Kelis!

'Tonight...

'It's a double elimination.

'As seven masked figures
compete to remain anonymous.'

'Plus, joining the panel
for one night only...'

She's a cheat!
GIGGLING

Yes!

I genuinely think I've got this one.
So excited.

'...for TVs wildest guessing game.'

It's gonna drive me bonkers.

# Who are ya? You? Who are ya?
Who are ya?

# Who's that behind the mask? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

'Ladies and gentlemen,
your masked singers.'

MUSIC: 'High Hopes'
by Panic At The Disco

# Had to have high, high hopes
For a living

# Shooting for the stars
When I couldn't make a killing

# Didn't have a dime
But I always had a vision

# Always had high, high hopes

# Mama said fulfil the prophecy

# Be something greater
Go make a legacy

# Manifest destiny
Back in the days

# We wanted everything
Wanted everything

# Mama said
Burn your biographies

# Rewrite your history
Light up your wildest dreams

# Museum victories, everyday

# We wanted everything
Wanted everything

# Mama said don't give up
It's a little complicated

# All tied up, no more love
And I'd hate to see you waiting

# Had to have high, high hopes
For a living

# Shooting for the stars
When I couldn't make a killing

# Didn't have a dime
But I always had a vision

# Always had high, high hopes. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah!

Welcome to The Masked Singer!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Keep it going
for our celebs, everybody.

Off you trot, you can head off now.

The case of the Masked Singer
is far from closed.

And for the first time ever,
two celebrities will be unmasked.

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

And to help you work out
who's under the masks,

you need the world's finest brains.

And failing that, it's our panel!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Who are you? Who are you? #

Come on, Joel.

# Who's that behind the mask? #

He knows everyone who's anyone,
except when they're in masks,

it's Jonathan Ross!
APPLAUSE

That's harsh and unfair, Joel.

Sorry, Jonathan.

She's worked with
Cardi B, Liam Payne

and because of this show,
a seven-foot hedgehog,

it's Rita Ora.
I sure have!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Always going beyond
the McCall of duty,

it's Davina McCall.
Oh!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Now, Ken can't be with us again
tonight,

he sent us this little message.

Sorry, guys, I can't be with you.
I'm still here in Hollywood.

But I've sent you someone
in my place,

living legend Sharon Osbourne.

She's amazing.

What?

Her daughter Kelly's coming too?

AUDIENCE GIGGLES

Two Osbornes, one town,
that's just not fair.

That's great. I'm fired.
I need a flight right now.

I'm getting a flight right now.

APPLAUSE

It's rock 'n' roll royalty,
Sharon and Kelly Osbourne.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes! So exciting.

So excited.
So great.

I know you've been watching,

but how do you think
you'll be guessing our celebs?

It's really hard.
I mean, look at Monster.

Can't move, can't do anything.
It is really tough.

Mum was relying
on the body language.

How good you think you'll be, Kelly,
on picking up some clues?

Well, I get slightly obsessed
and turn into a real detective.

I'm going full CSI on this.

Oh, I'm excited to see your input.
'Yeah.'

Good luck. Our panel, everybody.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It's gonna be spicy tonight,
I can feel in my bones.

Tonight, our studio audience

will vote for their favourite
performance.

The celebrities with the least votes

will find themselves
in tonight's bottom three.

And two of them will be unmasked
at the end of the show.

And remember,
there are clues everywhere.

especially in the VTs,

Parts of these films
feature stunt doubles

as the real celebs are just too busy
contemplating the meaning of life.

Up first, let's get some clues

from our fantastic
Mrs - or Mr - Fox.

Last time, the panel thought I was
giving them musical theatre vibes.

# All my life
I've only been pretending... #

But were they right
in their guesses?

Sophie Ellis-Bextor.

Denise Van Elton.

Liz from the Atomic Kitten.

It's Matt Lucas,
ladies and gentlemen!

They'll have to wait to find out.

The competition
is really heating up now.

But I've never been one
to shy away from the spotlight.

Even as a cub,
I just knew a wanted to perform.

So I cut my teeth
in this business young.

OK, so she was a child star.

Now as a mama fox,
I want to work hard for my cub.

So, she's got children.

Parenting can be tough,
but it's also super rewarding.

Tonight, I'm going out there
to party like I'm back at Coachella.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

All right, girls. And Jonathan.
Here we go.

Oh, I love this song!

MUSIC: 'Firework'
by Katy Perry

# Do you ever feel
Like a plastic bag

# Drifting through the wind
Wanting to start again

# Do you ever feel
Feel so paper thin

# Like a house of cards
One blow from caving in

# Do you ever feel
Already buried deep

# Six feet under scream
But no-one seems to hear a thing

# Do you know that there's
Still a chance for you... #

SO musical theatre.

# You just gotta ignite the light

# And let it shine

# Just own the night

# Like the Fourth Of July

# Cos baby, you're a firework

# Come on show 'em what you're worth

# Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"

# As you shoot across the sky-y-y

# Boom, boom, boom

# Even brighter than the moon
Moon, moon

# It's always been inside
Of you, you, you

# And now it's time
To let it through

# Cos baby, you're a firework... #

I'm so confused.

It's somebody's voice that I know.

# Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"

# As you shoot across the sky-y-y

# Baby you're a firework

# Come on, let your colours burst

# Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"

# You're gonna leave 'em
Fallin' down, down, down. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Fox, everybody!

JUDGES HOWL

That was so great, Fox.
That was so good.

Kelly?
Amazing.

I have so many questions and
I know that you can't talk to me,

but I feel like I know your voice.

I feel I have had a conversation
with you before. Mm.

You're a definite West End Wendy,
I know that.

I know I've seen you
on the stage before.

It's gonna drive me bonkers,
this one is.

Sharon, did you enjoy it?
I think a really strong performance.

That song is really hard to sing.
Yeah.

But I think you're definitely
musical theatre.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Davina?
The musical theatre side of things,

I was thinking
possibly Louise Redknapp,

because she's been in Chicago.
She's got an amazing voice.

She was in Eternal.

But it's the speaking voice, that
foxy speaking voice, is one I know.

And I can't get Denise Van Elton
out of my head.

APPLAUSE

The speaking voice is Denise,
but I think Denise is taller.

Me and my mum
also wrote down Billie Piper.

You said Billie Piper.

I only said Billie Piper
because she was a young star.

I definitely think you're British.
Definitely musical theatre.

You might be, like,
on the radio a little bit,

cos you did sing on the radio,
so maybe it's Sarah Fox!

If any of us knew who she was...?
Oh, she's a radio DJ.

D'you mean Sara Cox, right?
Oh, yes.

LAUGHTER

I got distracted
because I'm looking at Fox.

So that's who I meant, yeah,
Sara Cox.

So to get more clues,
we've done a bit of snooping

in Fox's dressing room.

ALL: Oh!
Here's what we found.

Love it!

Glad they didn't put a camera
in my dressing room!

PINK PANTHER THEME

From ALW.

Break a leg is a theatrical term.

Definitely.
Who's ALW?

ALW. Yes, I saw that.

Who?
ALL: Andrew Lloyd Webber!

Correct. Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Has it helped us at all?
Yes.

It's musical theatre.

Maybe she was in Cats or...

Has she been in Phantom,
do you think, maybe?

Has she been in Starlight Express?

She looks like one of the trains
out of Starlight Express.

APPLAUSE

Well, we'll only get to see that
foxy face once they're unmasked.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Fox.

# What does the fox say? #

She's so confident.

I said Lulu, but...

Lulu's got a stronger voice.
And she's smaller.

# What does the Fox say? #

Have our panel been outfoxed?
Who do you think is behind the mask?

Kelly claims
she knows my speaking voice,

but have we ever had a conversation?

You tell me, Kelly.

We've still got six incredible
performances to come tonight

and two, yes, two celebrities will
be unmasked at the end of the show.

I am so excited!

# Who's that behind the mask? #

# Who's that behind the mask? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back to The Masked Singer.

Forget keeping it real,
this show is keeping it surreal.

There's still six performances
to come tonight,

before not one,
but two celebrities are unmasked

and you do not want to miss that.

Let's find out more
about our next celeb.

They're a really good egg.

AUDIENCE GROANS
It's Duck.

Here we go,
let's listen to these new clues.

My last performance
was full of grace

and I'm really
getting into my stride now.

# Oh, Lord I was nothing

# I was blinded by your grace. #

I still think that it's Mel C.

June Sarpong.
Claire Danes.

Diane Abbott is in the house
right there.

The panel still don't know who I am.

CHUCKLING

When I was little, I always felt
like the ugly duckling.

My siblings were beautiful,

but I always felt like
the little girl

whose feathers
wouldn't grow properly.

Is she a famous family girl?

Who's got good-looking
brothers and sisters?

But I've learned to embrace
the duck that I am.

And I've even been known to inspire

some of the biggest names
in fashion.

One particular designer
called me "a muse".

Maybe a catwalk person?
She's an actress as well.

Some of my outfits have been known
to put a few beaks out of joint.

Someone that has always
made a statement.

Someone in fashion with, like,
the T-shirts or some kind of slogan.

And as you've noticed
for this competition so far,

I'm a duck who's serving
looks, looks, looks, baby.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, she's doing Titanic, isn't she?

Oh, she's got the necklace on.
Oh, my God that's so good.

MUSIC: 'My Heart Will Go On'
by Celine Dion

# Every night in my dreams

# I see you, I feel you

# That is how I know you go on

# Near, far

# Wherever you are

# I believe that the heart
Does go on... #

Whose voice is that?

I think she's older.
Me too.

# Once more

# You opened the door

# And you're here in my heart

# And my heart will go on and on

# You're here

# There's nothing I fear

# You are safe in my heart

# And my heart it goes on and on. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

ALL: Aah!

CHANTING: Duck, Duck, Duck...

Yes, Duck!

My heart will go on for you, Duck.
Such an amazing performance.

I watched the movie. I wanna paint
you like one of those French ducks!

LAUGHTER

That whole thing on the VT
with them being a fashion girl

really started to give me
some names.

You were saying that you never felt
like you fitted in growing up.

So, Winnie Harlow.

Who is a really beautiful model.

It's tough to know from the clues,
I've got to guess.

Go for a guess, Jonathan.

D'you think it could be Grace Jones?
Is that too crazy?

I put that down. I did.
Thank you, Kelly.

You've always been
my favourite Osborne.

LAUGHTER

One thing I want to point out

is I think the costume might
be deceiving and maybe it's someone

who is like a model
underneath there.

Yeah.
I think it's Poppy Delevigne.

Yes! One of the Delevignes.

Cara or Poppy.

I mean, that's a good shout.

I've looked back over my notes

and I've thought over the past few
weeks and it is definitely not Mel C

and that voice
didn't sound like Mel C. No.

So ugly duckling, tall...

There's lots of languages
that this duck speaks.

German, Italian...
and I was thinking Heidi Klum.

APPLAUSE

No, it's not Heidi Klum!
It's Heidi Klum!

LAUGHTER

Well, we are desperate for clues.

Could finding out who their fans are
be of any help?

OK, we'll get this.

PINK PANTHER MUSIC

Oh, what does that say? Tibet!
Tibet?

You perform so beautifully.
From the Dalai Lama.

Buddhism. Buddhism.
What?

Ooh!

So, possibly performed
for the Dalai Lama.

This person is obviously
hugely successful.

She's had Happy Birthday
sung to her by 850,000 people.

Performed in front
of the Dalai Lama,

she speaks loads of languages

and she looks like
she's really good fun.

Whoever it is, I don't care.
We're going out. We're going out.

OK.

You'll only get a peek
beneath the beak

when our Duck is unmasked.

Ladies and gentlemen,
give up for Duck!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It's a really tough one.
It's a really tough one.

Who is Duck?
We're gonna kick ourselves.

Our panel think one of these faces
is beneath the feathers,

but who do you think it is?

Oh, my gosh.
I think they're getting closer.

But still well off!
CHUCKLING

Time to learn more
about our next celeb.

You've heard of horse whisperers,
right?

Well, I'm the unicorn whisperer.

WHISPERS: It's Unicorn.

Let's see the clues.

My last performance
left the panel divided.

# Everybody's crazy bout
A sharp-dressed man... #

Zac Efron.
John Barrowman.

Jake Shears.
Matthew Morrison from Glee?

And I'm not about to make it
any easier for them.

I've always liked playing dress-up.

Give me any excuse to throw on
something fun, and I'll do it.

Showy, exotic...
Yes!

Without dressing up,
life would be a real drag.

Oh, it's a drag act.

He was in Kinky Boots.

A friend of mine once closed down
an entire fashion store

and bought me the whole collection.

It doesn't have to be
store-bought, though,

I'll happily whip up
something from nothing.

Speaking of nothing,
Ozzy Osbourne once saw me

in nothing but my birthday suit.

WHISTLING

Tonight, I'm not horsing around.

WHINNIES

I'm here to win.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Let's go, Unicorn!

MUSIC: 'Girls And Boys'
by Blur

# Street's like a jungle... #

Oh, yes!

# So call the police

# Following the herd

# Down to Greece

# On holiday

# Love in the nineties

# Is paranoid... #

He's definitely a drag act.

# On sunny beaches

# Take your chances

# Looking for girls who are boys

# Who like boys to be girls

# Who do boys like they're girls

# Who do girls like they're boys

# Always should be someone

# You really love

# Avoiding all work... #

Oh, sexy!

# Cos there's none available

# Like battery thinkers

# Count your thoughts

# On one, two, three, four
Five fingers

# Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls

# Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys

# Always should be someone
You really

# Love. #

Boys!

APPLAUSE

Yes, Unicorn!

Unicorn, everybody!

I like this guy.

It was so good.

Wasn't that amazing?

I just wanted to say,
that for The Osbournes tonight,

you managed to pull out
your best performance so far.

Amazing.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Have you got any names?

Ozzy has seen you naked...

Jack Osborne is not here tonight,
ladies and gentlemen...

Ozzy would have seen him naked
a number of times,

I think it's Jack Osbourne.

Are you here
to see your mum and sister?

That would be
a dream come true for me!

But I really do think
I know who you are.

AUDIENCE: Oooh!

I really do think
I know who you are.

Kelly, who is it?

I think it's Jake Shears,
from The Scissor Sisters.

That name has come up before!

JONATHAN: Davina, you did say that,
didn't you? Yeah.

Because I know that my dad
has seen him naked!

Oh, really?
DAVINA: Has he?!

Was it Elton's... Erm...?

Stag party.
Stag party, yes.

It was at Elton's stag party!

I know! That is the coolest thing
I have ever heard.

Guys, can I just...
I think it might be a drag act.

It might not be someone
who's a pop star,

cos the Kinky Boots.

Could it be in there,

could it be Courtney Act,
who won Celebrity Big Brother.

There's a chance it could
be Courtney. That's a good shout.

I'm gonna stick
with Matthew Morrison.

Cos there was a lot
of Glee references. Yes.

Well, I hope Matthew wasn't naked
in front of my husband!

LAUGHTER

Who hasn't been naked
in front of Ozzy, come on!

I know...

OK, it's fair to say
we need a few more clues

to work out who Unicorn is.

So, we captured
this unguarded moment in makeup.

OK.

Are you on Social?

Yeah, do you know, Cher
once contacted me on Twitter,

to get my phone number.

Jake Shears.
That's definitely...

I mean, that could totally happen
to Jake.

I don't know. It's so hard,
there's so many different clues.

I have to say, that's a really
tidy body under there.

Are you pointing at me,
or the Unicorn?

LAUGHTER

You'll only see the head
beneath the horn

once Unicorn is unmasked.

Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Unicorn!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Whoo!

I love Unicorn, look.

Trot all the way out, look, watch.

Our panel think one of this lot

are behind the trot.

But who do you think it is?

The panel threw out
a few more names tonight,

but they were very funny
and made me laugh.

We've still got four performances
to go

before our studio audience
votes for their favourite.

# Who's that behind the mask? #

# Who's that behind the mask? #

Welcome back to The Masked Singer.

Go on, Joel.

Tonight, two of our celebrities

will be revealing
their true identities.

It's double the fun,
but it's also double the pressure.

We just need to try and work out
who they are first.

Right, let's get some clues
about our next celeb.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# This girl is on fire! #

In my last performance, I felt
like I made a great impression.

Queen Bee, you continue that,
you're gonna win this competition.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I love being behind the mask.

I think it is Nicola Roberts.

Nadine Coyle.
Jade from Little Mix.

Having a public image
can be difficult.

"Poob-lic."
"Poob-lic." Yeah, she's northern.

Nowadays, everyone has an opinion
and it's not always complimentary.

So, someone who's dealt with harsh
opinions, like online trolling.

It can be tough to deal with
as a young girl.

I'd do silly things
to try and change my appearance.

Now I'm smarter and wiser,
I can laugh it off.

A woman like me now has the power
to let young bees know

it's OK to look however you want.

We're all different.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: 'Heaven'
By Bryan Adams

# Oh, I was thinking about
All our younger years

# There was only you and me

# We were young and wild
And free... #

I love that voice.

# Now, nothing can take you
Away from me

# We've been down that road before

# But that's over now

# You keep me coming back
For more... #

DAVINA AND KELLY: Oh!

# And love is all that I need

# And I found it there
In your heart... #

Whoo!

# It isn't too hard to see

# We're in heaven

MUSIC GETS FASTER
Oh!

# Now, nothing can change
What you mean to me

# There's lots that I could say

# But just hold me now

# Cos our love
Will light the way... #

Sing it!

# And now our dreams are coming true

# Through the good times and the bad

# I'll be standing there by you... #

# Oh, oh-oh, oh! #

Yes, Bee!

# Oh, oh-oh

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

# Your love is all that I need

# And I found it there
In your heart

# It isn't too hard to see

# We're in heaven! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes!

Queen Bee, everybody!

I felt like I was right in the club.

I was having
a wonderful time, dancing.

Davina, what did you think?

I love the way Queen Bee's
confidence is growing,

week by week. You've said,
in the clues, that you're shy.

I feel like you're really coming out
of your shell

and it's beautiful to watch.

There was a Little Mix
reference in there.

Jade would make sense.
RITA: Yes, definitely.

Or Jesy.

There was talk about trolls.

Kelly, what did you think?

Your voice is absolutely incredible.
Yeah.

You have a beautiful,
beautiful voice.

I think it's Mutya,
I don't know why.

Ah, from The Sugababes, good guess.

It could be almost any one
of these young singers,

in those bands, who get the chance
to be out there, on their own.

I also have here, Paloma Faith

APPLAUSE

Rita, have you got any ideas?

Going back to my first week,
maybe you're actually royalty.

Like, one of the princesses,
like Princess Beatrice.

LAUGHTER

I'm dead serious, guys!
You don't know!

Rita, what if it is
actually The Queen?

LAUGHTER

Imagine that, and then we had
that face on our stamps from now on.

LAUGHTER

Would you guys like another clue?

TOGETHER: Yes!

So, we've even rifled
through Queen Bee's bins

to get some clues.
This is what we found.

OK, what is there?

What does that say?
Cumin, cayenne pepper...

It says things, sort of, cumin,
honey, water...

Room temperature...

It's a singer who needs those things
for her voice.

OK, you're a pop star, definitely.
Maybe, it could be Ellie Goulding.

APPLAUSE

She knows the Royal family, kind of.
Yes, she does.

Doesn't she? Yeah, finally! Yay!

APPLAUSE

Well, you'll only find out
the Bee beneath the bonnet

when their mask comes off.

Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Queen Bee!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

She's SO good.
We love the Bee.

So, have our panel guessed it right?

Could one of these honeys

be behind the mask?

The panel have said a few names
that are getting pretty close,

so it's just about trying
to throw them off track

and I'm just loving it.

Roses are red,
this creature's blue

and cos you need it, here's a clue,

or a few, it's Monster.

# Come on, everybody!

# Don't you wish your girlfriend
was hot like me? #

In my last performance

Donny Osmond really threw them
a curveball...

That's not a man, that's a woman.

He went from man to woman
and back again.

Angela Bassett.
It's CeeLo Green.

Sheila Ferguson.
Rag N Bone Man.

At the end of the day,

we're all human.
MONSTER LAUGHS

This Monster has a sense of humour,

I even dipped a paw or two
in comedy before.

Comedy!
He's funny.

Deep beneath this fur coat
is a big old blue funny ball.

Definitely American. He's got
a Southern twang to his voice.

Did you ever hear that one about
the celebrity behind the furry mask?

MUSIC STOPS

BIRDS CAW

Tonight, I'm gonna make you smile.

I just making people happy.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: 'Human'
By Rag N Bone Man

# Maybe I'm foolish
Maybe I'm blind

# Think I see through this
And see what's behind

# Got no way to prove it
Cos I'm blind

# But I'm only human after all

# I'm only human after all
Don't put the blame on me

# Don't put the blame on me... #

This sounds so soulful.
Yeah.

# Look in the mirror

# What do you see

# Do you see any clearer
Or are you deceived... #

But almost like theatre.

# In what you believe

# I'm only human after all

# I'm only human after all
Don't put the blame on me... #

That is CeeLo!
He is American.

Is it CeeLo, do you think?

You don't look like you're sure.

# Some people got the real problems

# Some people out of luck

# Some people think
That I can solve them

# Lord, heavens above

# I'm only human after all

# I'm only human after all
Don't put the blame on me

# Don't put the blame on me

# I'm no prophet or Messiah

# Should look somewhere higher... #

Wow, listen to that.
Whoo!

# I'm only human after all

# I'm only human after all
Don't put the blame on me

# Don't put the blame on me. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Boom, boom, boom!

Monster, everybody!

Monster, so great.

Jonathan, what did you think?

Amazing performance,
wasn't that a great performance?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We were all trying to listen
to the voice, trying to get it.

Someone who I hadn't
thought of before,

I think it might be will.i.am
in there.

What do you think about that, eh?

One of you said Rag N Bone Man,
last time. I did.

But then you sang Rag N Bone Man,
so it's like,

you're mocking me for saying that.

LAUGHTER

I said this from the first moment
I heard him.

His tone, it's so distinctive,

he's one
of my favourite artists ever,

of all time,
it's CeeLo Green, 100%!

Rita's confident!

Kelly, you're not so sure?

There's a huge part of me
that wants to say CeeLo

and I was thinking about the comedy
reference and Anthony Anderson.

APPLAUSE

I've been convinced
it's CeeLo all along.

But the last two songs,
he's sung quite deep songs

and I know him for those
amazing high notes that he can hit.

The deep voice, the stage craft,

what if it's the Welsh Wonder,
Tom Jones, ladies and gentlemen?

I mean, it could be.

He's laughing,
he knows I've got him!

I've got you, haven't I?!
LAUGHTER

We've done some spying,
to get some more clues about Monster

and we saw this backstage.

'Ready for you on stage, Monster.'

Watch that, there.

Kermit T Frog...

AUDIENCE: Oooh!

CeeLo's dressed up as a frog.
Has he? When?

Really?
I think so, in music videos...

What do you mean, you can't say it
and then go, "I think so."

LAUGHTER

Who's sweltering inside The Monster?

We'll only know when they're
unmasked. Ladies and gentlemen,

give it up for Monster!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

See you, CeeLo!
It's not CeeLo!

It's definitely...
It's not CeeLo.

So, have the panel worked out

who's behind the mask,

or are they in
for a Monster surprise?

The panel are still confused
at just who's behind this mask.

Well, I hope I don't have to return
to human form any time soon.

MONSTER LAUGHS

There's only two fabulous
performances left

before we unmask not one,
but two of our celebrities.

# Who's that behind the mask? #

# Who's that behind the mask? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back to The Masked Singer!

Let's get some clues
about our next celeb.

They are great for keeping
cheese and pineapple on.

It's Hedgehog!

In my last performance,

I showed the panel
I have another string to my bow.

# So, Sally can wait. #

He may be Alfie Boe.
Jason Manford.

Shane Ritchie.

Although Donny was convinced
we'd met before.

I am friends with Michael Ball.

I know it's him!

Music and singing was very important
in our house growing up.

My Nana taught all her children,
and there was a lot of them,

to play instruments.

They created a big hedgehog band.

A family band...

Yeah, this one's hard.

We'd play all the pubs and clubs.

With all us folk together, we
were like the Hedgehog Von Trapps.

I feel like that's a fake accent.
I feel he's a Scouser.

Anyway, let's see what's coming up
on tonight's show.

# And I would do anything for love

# I would do anything for love

# But I won't do that

# No, no I won't do that. #

Come on! Come on!

# And some days it don't come easy

# And some days it don't come hard

# Some days it don't come at all

# And these are the days
That never end

# And some nights
You're breathing fire... #

Very dramatic.
So dramatic.

# Some night you're carved in ice

# Some nights you're like nothing

# I've ever seen before
Or will again

# As long as the planets are turning

# As long as the stars
Are burning... #

He's trained.
Really trained.

# As long as dreams are coming true
You'd better believe it

# But I would do anything for love

# And be there till the final act

# I would do anything for love

# But I won't do that

# No, no, no I won't do that

# I would do anything for love

# Anything you've been dreaming of

# But I just won't do that

# I would do anything for love

# Anything you've been dreaming of

# But I just won't do that

# I would do anything for love

# But I won't do that

# Oh, no, no, I won't do that. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

JONATHAN: Who is that?

I don't recognise the voice.

Hedgehog, everybody!

So great. Davina, so theatrical!

So theatrical and you were
talking about being in a family

where you all went out
and you performed a lot

and possibly that is where
you learnt how to sing.

Then I thought maybe a comedian,

cos he had talked about performing
eight times a week.

So, I thought Michael McIntyre.

APPLAUSE

You walk around like a comedian.

LAUGHTER

You know how comedians walk!
They walk around, like...

JONATHAN: You mean, just...
That's it!

LAUGHTER

We've had some other clues.

One was that he died
at 8:30 every night.

He was definitely on Broadway.
Someone who's been

in a musical theatre production,
like maybe Sweeney Todd.

We were guessing Jason Manford,
cos we know he can sing.

APPLAUSE

But the singing
didn't sound like Jason to me.

I also think it could be,
like, a John Bishop.

APPLAUSE

Oh.

I think it's Phillip Schofield.

He's very theatrical
and he's done musicals before.

I need to hide my notes from my mum

because she's just reading
what I've written! No!

Excuse me!

She's a cheat!

LAUGHTER

OK, to help with our guesses, we've
been spying on Hedgehog backstage.

Maybe their post-show plans

will give you clues
to their real identity.

A post-show drink would be lovely,
my dear chap.

Mine's an Irish Stout.

Who's in Westlife?

I'm not talking to you anymore.

Who's the guy that used to be
in Westlife, but left and went away?

Brian. Brian McFadden.
Yes, there you go.

APPLAUSE

Maybe it is one of the guys
from an Irish boyband,

like Shane Lynch, maybe?

APPLAUSE

Well, you'll only ever find out
who our well-dressed mammal is

when they're unmasked.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Hedgehog!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

LAUGHTER

What do you think?

Are our celebrity detectives

any closer to solving
this masked mystery?

Are the panel close
to guessing who I am?

Oh, I wouldn't like
to give the game away at this point.

Let's dig a little deeper into
the identity of our final celeb.

Armed, but glamourous.

It's Octopus.

# Diamonds are forever. #

Throughout this show,
the panel have always questioned

whether I was really American,
or not.

She sounds American!

Charlotte Church.
Myleene Klass.

Nicole Scherzinger.

I thought she was English.

SHE SINGS AND HOLDS AND NOTE

Wow!

All I have to say about that is,

I've always told the truth.

But I'm also here to play the game,

have fun and keep my mask on.
SHE GIGGLES

Maybe it's my British
sense of humour coming through.

I don't think she's American.

That is Welsh.

My job takes me to many places,

even back in time.

A time-traveller, like Doctor Who.

Or Doctor Who's assistant.

Octopus isn't the only language
I've been known to use.

You might hear me wax lyrical
in Russian, Italian, German,

Spanish, Welsh, Latin, or Mandarin.

Sings in different languages,

when she does opera.
Yes!

Tonight, I'm going to go Gaga.
SHE GIGGLES

DAVINA: That was a joint effort.

That was not a joint effort,
that was you reading my book!

# If I could

# I would have said goodbye

# I would have said what I wanted to

# Maybe even cried for you

# If I knew

# It would be the last time...

Sounds quite stagey, the voice.

# I would have broke my heart in two

# Trying to save a part of you

# Don't wanna give my heart away

# To another stranger

# Or let another day begin

# Won't even let the sunlight in

# No, I'll never love

# Again

# I don't want to know this feeling

# Unless it's you and me

Opera. Opera. Opera.
Yeah.

# I don't want to waste a moment

# Ooh

# Don't want to feel another touch

# Don't want to start another fire

# Don't want to know another kiss

# No other name falling off my lips

# Don't want to give my heart away

# To another stranger

# Or let another day begin

# Won't even let the sunlight in

# No, I'll never love

# Again. #

CHEERING

Octopus, everybody!

CHEERING

I love it. Wait.
Let me do one adjustment.

There we go. Happy again.

Sharon.

Beautiful, beautiful voice.

It sounds so beautifully trained.

Um...

I have a theory. Stop it.

The whole time
she's been looking at my notes

and copying them.

I didn't say who it was yet,
cos I haven't looked at your book.

Even though you put on
an American accident,

I heard a Welsh accent
in the background.

Welsh, opera, Charlotte Church.

APPLAUSE

Davina, do you agree?

I didn't really hear the Welsh,
but I did hear

that they spoke
different languages.

So, when you were saying about
the opera,

that would make sense
that they might sing...

in different languages.

And there was mention of the Dales.

Dales. Emmerdale.

Somebody like Patsy Kensit.

She was a singer back in the day.
She was in Eighth Wonder.

No, not Patsy Kensit.

Jonathan? I think the Dales
is very much a strong clue

I'm guessing, and I genuinely
think I've got this one.

Go on.
Sheree Murphy, ladies and gentlemen.

APPLAUSE

We know her from Emmerdale,
but she was also in Neighbours.

Oh, Jason Donovan
was one of the clues.

And she was in Neighbours.
It's Sheree Murphy. Come on.

It's Sheree Murphy.

That is good.
Do you guys want another clue?

ALL: Yes!
Well, we're not above

snooping around
the dressing rooms here.

And this is what we saw of Octopus.

PINK PANTHER THEME

Food's here, Octopus.

Is it vegan? Ha-ha-ha.

So, vegan.
So they're vegan.

It could be Heather Mills.

Probably the most famous vegan
in the UK.

Well, you'll only find out
when the mask comes off.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Octopus!
CHEERING

She does have a lovely voice.

Beautiful voice.

Like a Disney-type voice.

Do you agree with our panel?

Could one of these famous faces

be behind the mask
of our eight-armed friend?

Have they guessed me?

I think it's all
in the fun of the game.

And some of the names they mentioned
are laugh-a-bubble. Hee-hee!

APPLAUSE

That's it. All seven celebrities
have now performed.

After the break,
our studio audience will vote

and our first celebrity
will be unmasked.

It's all too much!

# Who's that behind the mask? #

# Who's that behind the mask? #

CHEERING

Welcome back to The Masked Singer.

All seven
of tonight's masked celebrities

have now performed and
it's time for our studio audience

to vote for their favourite
performance of the night.

The celebrities with the least votes
will find themselves

in our bottom three, and two of them
will be unmasked tonight.

While our studio audience vote,
here is a reminder

of tonight's performances
for you guys at home.

# Baby, you're a firework

# Come on let your colours burst. #

# You're here

# Nothing I fear

# Always should be
Someone you really

# Love. #

# In heaven! #

# I'm only human after all

# Don't put the blame on me #

# I would do anything for love

# Anything you've been dreaming of

# No, I'll never love

# Again. #

APPLAUSE

The results are in.

I can reveal that
in no particular order

the first four masked singers

going through are...

AUDIENCE SHOUTING NAMES

Oh, my gosh.

AUDIENCE CHANTING NAMES

Monster!

CHEERING

Hedgehog!

CHEERING

Queen Bee.
Yes! Yes!

And Octopus!

Yes!
Yay!

Well done, guys, you can head off.

# Who are you? Who are you?

# Who are you?
Who's that behind the mask? #

Fox, Duck and Unicorn,

only one of you will make it through
to the next show.

And I can reveal that the celebrity
who received

the fewest votes
from our studio audience

and will be removing
their mask right now...

Oh, my gosh.

..is...

AUDIENCE SHOUTING

Oh, God, I can't bear it.

AUDIENCE: Fox! Fox! Fox!

Duck!

Oh, no!
Oh!

Duck!

I'm gutted.

Which means Fox and Unicorn,

your mask can stay on for now,

but one of you
will be revealing your identity

at the end of the show.

Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Unicorn and Fox.

CHEERING

# Who are you? Who are you?

# Who are you?
Who's that behind the mask?

Aww.

So, Duck, I'm sorry,

but your time on The Masked Singer
has come to an end

and you will now
be removing your mask.

But first, panel,

who do you think is behind the mask?

I have to give it to you, Duck,
even though you're leaving,

you really kept us
absolutely guessing in the dark.

Right up until this last minute.

APPLAUSE

Really tough. Who are you going for?
Give me a name.

It was modelly, the modelly thing.

I'm gonna go Heidi Klum.

You're going Heidi Klum. Sharon?

I think it's Poppy Delevingne.

Kelly, who are you going to go for?

I know that this is probably
really way off,

but I think it could be Sinitta.

You were saying
fashion and everything.

OK. Rita?

Ah, Gosh.

I'm still gonna go with
Winnie Harlow.

I still can't wait
to see who you are. I can't wait.

I know it's selfish, but
I'm sort of really excited, so...

I genuinely think
you are the hardest one to guess.

I'm gonna put a name out there.
I'm gonna say Jodie Kidd.

There's the modelling side of it.
Maybe.

But I'm pretty sure I'm wrong,
unfortunately.

I don't think any of you
are close either.

Let's see if any of you are right.

It's time to find out
the identity of our masked singer.

So, Duck, who's behind the mask?

CHANTING: Take it off! Take it off!

ALL CHANTING

Take it off! Take it off!

Who are you?

Take it off!
Come on!

Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off! Take it off!

# Who's that behind the mask? #

Oh, my God!

It's Britpop legend,

Skin from Skunk Anansie.

CHEERING

Kelly, I toured with you!

Oh, my God, I was so...

I can't believe I didn't guess that.

Kelly,
you've been on tour with Skin?

I have. I actually cannot believe

I did not get that now.

My mind is blown.

I cannot believe...

THEY ALL SHOUT

You guys all know each other?

Yes!
This is mental.

I was so scared, cos I thought
Kelly and Sharon were here today,

"Oh, no, they're gonna guess me!
They're gonna guess me!"

I'm so glad I got you, Davina,
as well.

You completely got me.

Hi, Rita.
I'm sorry I didn't get you.

I'm an idiot.
It's the fashion thing.

Because you used to model
for Alexander McQueen.

Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.

You've gigged with Bowie, right?
Is that right?

Yes.
That was a clue.

How has this experience
been for you?

I wanted to do something
completely different

and do something over the top.

And be like completely someone
that I wouldn't normally be.

And it's been really challenging
and really hard.

And just major fun as well.

The thing that we loved about you
was the character

that you put into that.

The way you connected with us
and the audience was amazing.

Thank you, guys.

CHEERING

It's been so fun having you here.

I can't believe
we've been hanging out. Aww.

Singing for us one last time,
unmasked at last,

ladies and gentlemen, it's Skin.

CHEERING

Ah, Skin.

# Every night in my dreams

# I see you

# I feel you

# That is how I know you

# Go on

CHEERING

# Near

# Far

# Wherever you are

# I believe that

# The heart does go on

SHE LAUGHS

# Once more

# You open the door

# And you're here in my heart

# And my heart will go on

# You're here

# Nothing I fear

# And you're here in my heart

# My heart will

# Go on and

# On! #

Yes!
CHEERING

After the break, another famous face
will be revealed.

You will not want to miss it.

CHEERING

# Who's that behind the mask? #

# Who's that behind the mask? #

CHEERING

Welcome back.

Before the break,
we found out that Duck was in fact

Skin from Skunk Anansie.

But tonight is a double reveal

and this time
the fate of Fox and Unicorn

is in the hands of our panel.

This is terrible.

Panel, this is crunch time.

Can you please discuss
amongst yourselves

and decide which one celebrity

you would like to save.

THEY WHISPER

Whichever masked singer
the panel decide to save

will go through to the next show.

The other will be unmasked.

OK, all right.

RITA SIGHS

This is really difficult.

You both are so good

at what you've done
on this whole show.

You both really committed
to your characters.

You both did such an amazing job.

Have the panel made a decision?

Yes.

The masked singer
we would like to see again...

..is...

AUDIENCE: Fox! Fox!

..Fox!

# Who's that behind the mask? #

CHEERING

Wow.

Fox, your mask is staying firmly on.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Fox.

# Who are you? Who are you?

# Who are you?
Who's that behind the mask?

So, Unicorn is our second celebrity
of the night to be unmasked.

But first, panel, who do you think
is behind the mask?

Without question, Jake Shears.

I can't even think of anyone else

who's been naked in front of my dad.

LAUGHTER

Sharon, who do you think it is?
Yes.

Oh, I think it's Jake.

Two for Jake Shears now.

OK, Rita?

I'm gonna agree with
the Osbournes over there

and I'm gonna say Jake Shears.

Jake shears for Rita.

Davina, who are you going to go for?

It's Jake Shears.

That's four for Jake Shears.

I'm gonna say Courtney Act.

Oh, wow. It's gonna be sad
to see you go, Unicorn,

but let's see
if any of you are right.

It's time to find out the identity
of our masked singer.

Unicorn, who is behind the mask?

ALL CHANT: Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off!
Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off!

Who are you?
Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off!
Take it off!

Take it off!
Take it off!

Take it off! Take it off!

CHEERING AND SHRIEKING

It's Jake Shears
from the Scissor Sisters!

CHEERING

I love you!

I love you!
So many of you got it right.

Jake!
Hi.

I'm having the time of my life.

I've been having so much fun.

I mean, look at... I can't...

I can't keep my arms...

It's gonna take you days before
you walk properly again.

I'm gonna be
walking around like this.

Why, Jake, did you decide to do
this show in the first place?

I mean, it's just right up my alley.

It was a no-brainer for me.
I was so excited.

We loved seeing
you perform every night.

It's just been like
an absolute blast.

And Ozzy has seen you naked?
Where did he see you naked?

I was at Elton's stag do
and I was on a pole...

Oh.
It was fabulous.

We had a good time.
It was great fun.

Thank you for everything
and being so sweet.

It's been the best.
I've had the best time.

So fantastic.
That is it for tonight.

What a show.

Next week,
The Masked Singer continues,

but before we go, singing us out,

unmasked at last,

ladies and gentlemen,
it's Jake Shears.

CHEERING

Go, Unicorn!

# Street's like a jungle

# So call the police

# Following the herd

# Down to Greece

# On holiday, love in the nineties

# Is paranoid

# On sunny beaches

# Take your chances

# We are looking for
Girls who are boys

# Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys

# Like they are girls
Who do girls like they're boys

# Always should be
someone you really

# Love

# Boys! #

CHEERING

Thank you!

It's the semi final.

And another double elimination.

Here we go.
Singing to stay secret is...

..returns!

Hit it, Ken!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!

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