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"The Fake Tootsie" "Episode 2"

Alright, I'll give you more time.

If there's still no decision, I will lock both of you.

-You... -Don't get mad. Come.

Even though my friend refuse to give me money,

I have found my way to get it.

This.

This is Beauty Pageant.

If you withdraw the charge and let me join it,

I guarantee you I'll get the winning prize.

Do you how much is it?

150,000 baht.

Second prize is 80,000 baht and the third is 50,000 baht.

Regardless, I'll win one of these prizes.

I think "Beauty" means beautiful.

Can you say something nice?

Watch it. Those inside will come and beat you up.

Can you imagine, if I win...

we could share the prize money evenly.

However, if I go to jail,

this would be over. You wouldn't get a penny.

You want to be satisfied or you want 150,000 baht?

You're wasting my money!

Can't you see? Are they able to defeat me?

They will lose. They are no match for me.

How long have you been waiting?

I'm here.

I want to discuss with you.

Be at recording studio at 4 pm.

-Hello. -You're so early.

Teep is in the meeting room.

-Are you ready? -Yes.

Ready, right?

Alright, you wait there.

-I'll be there later. -Sure.

-Please come in. -Alright.

Come. This is Teepson,

the author of "Opera Actor".

-Hello. -Hello.

Please have a seat.

I would like to thank Teep...

for letting this novel to be adapted into drama.

I guarantee it will be a hit.

Have you chosen the line-up?

Yes.

Let's see.

The main character is Loun Kamarong.

-Right. -Loun Kamarong.

Everyone's agree that Loun Kamarong...

-Not this one. -Right.

Okay, here it is.

All of you know Chanchai.

He wants to take on the role as Loun Kamarong.

Teep, what do you think?

Of course, I'm pleased. He is a famous star.

It's either Esther or Chaebell as the lead actress.

No.

They are women.

The lead actress should be woman, isn't it?

Have you read my book?

The main female character of "Opera Actor" is Meireen,

a man who has a heart of a woman.

When signing the contract, I've stated that...

a person who play the role as Meireen has to be transvestite.

If that's the case, I quit.

If it's not a transvestite taking the role, I'll not sell the script.

What is wrong with you? Haven't you discussed earlier?

We'll do it.

No! You have to discuss.

Enough said. Let's discuss.

The main actress has to be transvestite.

Of course. I guarantee you.

I guarantee it with the name of "Tiger Roars".

Give us some time to discuss.

-Hurry up. -Okay, I'm sorry.

Park.

Park.

Park.

Why didn't you tell me the main female character...

has to be played by a transvestite?

If I told you, would you do it?

-No way. -Then, am I right?

Didn't you know it's hard to shoot on lead actress,

not to mention having a transvestite as the main character.

I know it's hard,

but, you do know that we don't have any choices left.

If you ask me, I will do it.

But, do you have the courage to do it?

Alright.

If you couldn't accept it,

go tell all crew members...

we've gone bankrupt.

We've only 15 staffs.

I'll be pleased if you could make this film.

Where can we find a transvestite?

Continue, you both.

Who among you is transvestite?

Indeed, hard to find.

Park.

Park.

Park!

I know where we can find transvestite.

-Where? -Transvestite delegation.

I'm just joking.

Where?

Don't tell me it's in brothel.

Are you nuts?

Even if you're willing to go, I wouldn't let you.

The place I'm about to bring you has its own class.

It's Beauty Pageant.

The most beautiful transvestite that night will take on the role.

"The winner of Beauty Pageant will get 150,000 baht."

Miss Tanny, the contract is ready.

Why so sudden?

Why changing too many terms?

We barely have enough time.

Are you my boss or secretary?

If somebody asking for help, we're expected to assist them.

This year, they will attend the contest to choose one transvestite...

as the leading actress.

Our show this year will be a hit.

Okay, if that's the case, bring it on.

Same time. See you soon.

-Let's go. -Yes.

This year's show will be lively.

The fashion show will be amazing.

Hurry up. I want to do my hair.

Miss Tanny,

they are coming here to choose the lead actress.

This year's show will be such a hit.

That's nothing.

We'll see special features for tonight.

What features?

Miss Tanny, I have good news.

Yeeti will be joining our show.

Yeeti? The infamous internet celebrity?

Yes, he requested you to come and greet her.

Awesome!

Hold on.

Yeeti is well-known and regularly having celebrity interview.

Why is he here?

He gained a lot from us last year.

For sure he'll come back.

So, he's coming again this year.

-Awesome. -Amazing.

Yeeti will do live streaming here.

If we don't create a massive propaganda,

it would be such a waste.

You must be curious why am I not in the film studio, isn't it?

I'll show you why. Come, follow me.

Today, I'm going to show you a different setting.

I'll bring you to experience...

the most lively transvestite beauty pageant in Thailand.

Our live streaming are now reaching 300,000 viewers.

I'm trying to reach one million viewers.

I'm so excited,

because soon,

the winner of this purple crown will be revealed.

I'm here...

because I believe everybody will be enjoying...

the most eye-catching show in Thailand tonight.

Let's interview miss organizer of the show.

-Hello, Miss Tanny. -Hello.

Hello.

Miss Tanny is the organizer of Beauty Pageant 2017.

Camera, focus at the back.

All of them are supporters.

Surely viewers can't wait to see the result.

Sit tight and I'll bring you the latest news update...

and show you around. Thank you.

Is she a real woman?

I'm coming.

You're going to dress up like this?

Of course.

So, how? Is it nice?

Let's go.

Come, see this.

You're going to dress up like this? Don't you own a mirror?

There is. But, I have broken it.

Who are you to talk about me?

Just go handle your contestants.

It's much better if I look after you.

Big face.

All my contestants are hot and beautiful,

unlike you.

It's not nice for you to say that.

It's hard enough for him...

to be seen as a bad example for teenagers.

His appearance is not that bad.

He's so big. Look at his hair,

like it had been struck by lightning.

He is so angry and starts shivering.

You have been possessed or shaking to get rid of your fat?

You stupid!

Can't you talk nicely?

What are you doing?

Go!

Move fast, Kent.

Calm down.

Why did you stop me?

Kent, calm down.

You're a good friend of mine...

but, I do think it's true.

Your image is repulsive.

What can I do? I'm unemployed and broke.

I thought my beautiful voice...

will enthral the audience.

Sorry to interrupt you.

Your singing might be great,

but those contestants...

are all talented and beautiful. You are no match for them.

True, I agree.

I would say otherwise if you're as beautiful as her.

What are you waiting for?

Go get dress and don't be late for the contest.

Didn't you hear me?

Your face,

and your curve.

It's hard to find someone like you.

I forgot to bring my breast patch.

Can I borrow one from you?

I look displeasing and will completely disgrace myself.

How dare you giving orders?

Thank you.

It's better if the police lock you up.

Shut up. If I'm the one competing,

they probably dislike it.

But, if you compete,

it's a whole different story.

What?

I want you to join the pageant.

Where are you going? You don't want the prize money?

I'm not going to lie telling that I'm transvestite.

It's not that hard to disguise. You have a rounded face.

After make-up and dress up,

I assure you, they will think you're a transvestite.

I'll not lie to such a huge crowd.

If you refuse to do this,

I wouldn't get the money to repay you.

You're unemployed and you need money, right?

Where do you want to get the money?

You can't do this.

I know you are a good person.

Deceiving others for money when one is in great difficulties...

is not a sin.

Besides, if we refuse to fight,

God will not help us.

The creditor will seize our house next week.

Our house will be confiscated.

What? Confiscated?

The winning prize is 150,000 baht.

If we win, we'll share it evenly.

It will help us to survive.

So, how? Do you agree?

150,000 baht.

Okay.

Let's do make-up.

500,000 viewers.

Thank you for coming.

I am proud. I must come.

Winner last year, Apple is not coming?

I always seen her with you.

Who's Apple? I've such a bad memory.

Can we talk about something more interesting?

Who will follow me home tonight?

Follow me.

Come.

Mr. Teep.

Watch your step, Mr. Teep.

-Careful. -Please come in.

-Hello, Miss Tanny. -Hello.

-Let's greet the media. -Sure.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Miss Tanny, this is Mr. Teepson, the author of "Opera Actor".

-Hello. -Hello.

This is Miss Tanny, the owner of this property,

and the organizer of Beauty Pageant.

I'm honoured. Thank you for inviting us,

and letting Mr. Teep come and choose his own lead actress.

Then, we could start filming.

Don't be too certain.

Every time this show is held,

almost all contestants are dressing inappropriately and revealing.

Perhaps, this time it will be different.

I'm sure you'll be attracted to someone this year.

-I'm pleased to assist. -Thank you.

Unfortunately, I didn't prepare my speech to welcome you.

But, it's okay.

I will ask the host to introduce you.

No.

Don't reveal it.

First of all, don't make the contestants feel anxious.

Secondly, don't let the book fan know...

that I'm here to select the lead actress,

because they might not meet my requirement.

It's better if you go inside and have a rest.

-Please come in. -Come.

I'm sorry. He's such a bad mouth.

You've such a big heart, don't let it offend you.

It's okay. Back in the day,

I'll instruct my man to beat him pretty bad.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Kent, you're number 10.

You want to withdraw from the competition and let her compete?

Yes.

Alright. This competition is divided into three stages,

and three dresses are needed.

What? Three?

Yes, hurry up.

I want to inform the rest to get ready.

Thank you.

Where are we going to find the dresses?

It's okay, small matter.

Wait here. I'll be back.

Where are you going?

Just for a while. You wait here.

-Don't go out. Lock this door. -Okay.

Help me hold it.

Hurry up. We don't have much time.

I'd asked you to sit somewhere else

It's all because I miss you.

Get off the car. You're so heavy.

It's so lively.

Director Park is coming.

-What are you waiting for? -Come.

-You go first. -Why?

You go first.

Don't be so excited.

Mr. Teep refuse to let the contestants know about it.

Park.

Stop acting like this.

It's Mr. Park.

Mr. Golf is yet to come.

Have you seen him?

That's Park, the infamous director.

Don't spread it. He doesn't want people to know he's here.

I'll not spread it.

He's such a good looking man.

Darling, can you see over there?

Director Park is stunning.

-Hold your breath. -Enough.

Okay, turn around.

Hold on.

-Stop it. -Okay.

Wear this necklace.

Come.

Turn around.

Beautiful, isn't it?

What's your name?

My name is Shileen Momman.

Sounds like a village girl.

How dare you criticize me. What's your name then?

My name is Kentsada Pancharo.

You have such a manly name.

Nice, isn't it?

Next time, don't call me brother. I'm not used to it.

Call me Sister Kent like the rest.

Shileen Momman.

We'll change your name for tonight.

Your name is Saranya Lertkanlaya.

Your nickname is Zin.

Saranya Lertkanlaya. Nickname is Zin.

You're late.

The competition has begun.

No, I can't.

Calm down. Just think about the 150,000 baht.

Let's go. Hurry up.

Hold on. Sign here.

Hurry up. Sign here.

-Let's go. I'll wait here. -Go.

Ladies and gentleman. Thank you for coming.

I'm honoured you're are here tonight...

for Beauty Pageant 2017.

Tonight, we're not only seeking for the most beautiful contestant,

but also the most talented.

For those who have fainted-heart,

or allergies, there's an exit door right there.

Alright, without further ado,

before introducing all contestants,

please give a big round of applause...

to our organizer.

Her personality is stronger than Lady Gaga.

She's more stunning than Britney.

Here is Miss Tanny!

Number 1, Pangkoowa.

Number 9, Rachatda.

Number 6, Pabo.

Number 7, Panparkpi.

Number 5, Kuaikan.

Number 3, Lamsali.

Number 4, Sangleng.

Number 10, Saimai.

Number 2, Bangkundee.

Park.

Park, stay calm.

-Hello. -Hello.

You're Mr. Park, the director, right?

-Yes. -You're looking for new actress?

You could say that, but coincidentally...

Mr. Park, look here.

Look at this picture. She is my sister, Latee.

She's also coming from performance industry.

If you don't prefer Latee, I have other candidates.

Where's Mr. Park?

-Hello, Mr. Park. -You don't have to do this.

If you don't like Porsh, you can choose Cindy.

-Are you done? -Her voice is so beautiful.

I had to leave.

Mr. Park, come here and see this.

Mr. Park, please consider Cindy.

-Number 10, Saimai. -Nobody notice.

We're dead if someone hear us.

Hurry up and go change your dress.

-Hurry up. -Okay.

Hurry up, 5 minutes left.

Come on.

Wear this dress first.

-Mr. Park. -Enough. You're such a bad luck!

Don't you have hands?

Why blaming me? How about you?

Now, it's time for talent time. Without further ado,

please welcome number 3, Lamsali, with "Ghost Shadows".

I'm still feeling pumped.

No one disguise this ghost.

It's a real ghost.

Let's welcome number 2, Bangkundee to the stage.

Let's practice singing. Look at my movement.

I won't need the fate.

Won't let the time went away.

Won't wait the angel to come.

Won't let my life gone away.

If that's the way you sing, you better be gone.

You've such a horrible voice.

What exactly you want me to do then?

Lip sync. That will do.

It's easy. Widely open your mouth. Have you done this before?

I used to dance on Paepachak's song when I was little.

Awesome.

Let's go find a place to practice dancing.

Here.

Let's use Paepachak's. Which song is it?

You don't have to do that.

Why not? How well do you dance?

I don't remember. I was just a kid.

Don't be like a bird.

What's that? It's gross.

Look at me.

Don't you ever...

Next contestant, please welcome...

number 10, Miss Saimai.

Sister.

Don't be scared. You can do it. You're the most beautiful here.

I've told you, you're the most beautiful here.

Where is she? She drag on too long.

I'll give her 10 more seconds. If she's not here on stage,

I'll assume she just misses her chance here.

Ten,

nine,

eight,

seven,

six,

five,

four,

three,

There she is. Miss Saimai is up on stage.

You said you love me. Is it true?

You love me cause you've done much.

Show me that you care.

Tell me...

that you know me.

Know me well.

I've never...

betrayed you.

I fall for you. I let you have my heart.

This is nothing.

Don't be too serious.

Everyone...

is their best imposter...

under the shades of light,

perfectly disguise.

Look who they really are.

Don't ever tell me the meaning of love.

Love can wait.

Who's calling?

Who's praying?

Don't make me tell you the meaning of love.

I don't need it. Don't be mad.

Don't force me too.

Let's be calm...

to talk about love.

Never did I...

show you I'm proud.

I told you cause I want it.

It's hard to foresee it.

No such hope to only man.

Never did I care...

who's the prettiest and charming.

Let me guess...

who own your heart.

Don't ever tell me the meaning of love.

Love can wait.

The more we want it, we won't get it.

Don't rush it, it's growing.

Don't make me tell you the meaning of love.

I don't need it. Don't be mad.

Don't force me too.

Be assure,

we'll talk about love.

Don't ever tell me the meaning of love.

Love can wait.

The more we want it, we won't get it.

Don't rush it, it's growing.

Don't make me tell you the meaning of love.

I don't need it. Don't be mad.

Don't force me too.

Be assure,

we'll talk about love.

I only gave you a little bit of advice.

But, your performance was amazing.

Tonight, we'll know...

whether we'll get the money or stay poor.

It was amazing.

Only one stage left. Go change your dress.

Your performance tonight was awesome.

You could win this.

-Go get ready. -Okay. Let's go.

Who's inside?

It's occupied.

Follow me. Let's go.

-That room over there. -Which one?

Are you done? Hurry up!

Hold on. Almost done.