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"The Fake Tootsie" "Episode 1"

Aiming to produce an international product,

Unispiru has put a lot of effort in many ways,

reviewing and recently producing spirulina health product.

For over the past five years, we reward customers with sincerity

Now, Unispiru has become the best direct selling company.

Without your support, we wouldn't achieve this success.

Let's give a big round of applause to yourselves.

There's one person among you who has been working really hard...

and boost company's sales.

Within a month, she was upgraded from a new member,

to an experienced representative.

A month!

Put your hands together...

for Miss Shileen Momman!

Good job!

Good job!

Well-done!

-This bag is really nice. -Just buy it.

Sofea.

Which one is better?

I think this red bag is nicer.

Great.

Now we're here, just buy both.

Sure!

"Enter Sale Amount"

I'll send you money tomorrow.

Don't forget to work harder and pay my debt.

If not, the creditor will confiscate our housing grant.

Now, you're afraid of losing your home.

When Aunt Po lend the grant to lease it,

why you're not afraid?

Now, she's run away.

Leen had to settle those debt.

Hattai, you're not my mother!

"Non stop nagging"

Useless!

Leen, enough said.

I'm not in a mood to talk.

Don't forget to send me money.

Please don't overspend.

It's not that easy to make money.

How could you remind your mother to not overspend?

Right.

Are you ready?

Of course! Open it!

I'm so excited!

Ready.

I'm so nervous!

How long do you want to keep doing this?

Let's take a picture.

One more time.

Nice! One more time.

One, two, three.

Really nice.

Free gift is in the car.

Really?

-What should we do now? -Bring it along.

Sun shade.

Shoulder pads.

Hand gloves.

Thank you!

But,

how about the inclusive free insurance?

It's ready.

You want to test drive?

Sure. Get in.

Why did you buy a car?

She is now a manager.

She can't always be seen in a bus.

Right.

Right.

You have spent all your money?

I don't mind spending it all.

I'll get my salary this evening.

Alright.

You're so lucky.

Now, I'm here at the main entrance of Unispiru.

The sales seminar of an infamous spirulina health product has ended.

I almost got scammed by this company.

My neighbour asked me to register as a member.

It's either Spirulina Spiru or Spirulina Spira.

Lots of victims who were once a member had lodged a police report.

It's been three month since they joined in...

and they have lost almost 100 million baht.

According to the latest news from the police,

all three young founders who established this company...

had fled.

-Police will follow-up the case. -That's our company, isn't it?

Done.

You...

Nong.

Please don't die. Let me help you.

What should I do?

It's so heavy.

Fire! He must be fired!

How could you do this?

Those pipe on the stage are made from steel or foam?

It could easily fall.

Those pipe has met its specified standards,

or is it you who had gained weight?

You are so rude!

Fire him!

I want to resign.

It's up to you! I want to resign too!

Do you think people ever want to work with you?

Heavy like a ton of bricks!

Come closer.

Listen. You should be proud that I hired you.

How could you say that?

How dare you.

I resign.

Kent, hold on.

You need to sign this letter.

You have planned to get rid of me, isnt' it?

It's better if you go.

Nong.

Listen to me carefully.

One day,

I'll be famous.

Your company will go down.

When that time comes,

though you're kneeling in front of me,

I won't come back.

Keep that in mind, Nong.

You have smelly feet. Nobody would give you a chance.

Go!

Home loan instalment, 15 000 baht.

Cell phone bill, 3500 baht for two month.

If the bills go unpaid, it will be cut-off.

Such a headache.

Credit card bill, 80 000 baht.

Now what, Miss Manager?

You have been scammed until you're broke.

How do you want to pay all these bills?

I had enough!

It's already happened. I'm helpless.

Could you please lend me some money?

Lend you money?

Of course, wait here.

You're so kind!

Take it. 15 000 baht.

-What? -20 000 baht.

What are you doing?

-This is the most expensive. -No.

30 000 baht.

Please don't act like this.

Other people will do the same as I did.

Exchange an investment for a position.

These products can be sold.

I'm really smart.

Lend me 10 000 baht, please?

10 000 baht.

Is it enough until I got a new job?

"Aunt Hattai"

My mother ask you to call about the scammed, isn't it?

Tell my mother,

I'm so lucky to have found new job.

What? You have been scammed?

This is not the purpose you called?

If not, then what?

You need to be prepared.

This is important.

Next week,

the creditor will seize our house.

Our house will be confiscated.

What? Confiscated?

Impossible! I have transferred money to my mother every month.

It's just enough for the interest.

I just knew about it today.

According to the contract,

if failed to settle payment of 200 000 baht this year,

the grant will be confiscated.

Thank you for watching Mouth Moy show.

Drama series, "Tiger Roars"

has recently been awarded with the best drama.

Put your hands together!

As long as we're able to do what we love,

we're fortunate enough.

Award without prize money. Do you have any comment on that?

We have done our part and work really hard.

Perhaps, one day I'll get it.

"Tiger Roars"

Fan, explode it when you step on the first point.

Mark the explosion.

Mark the explosion. Good.

Then, run down there.

Once you reach there, explode again.

Explosion point number two.

Second explosion point is done.

Then, you walk straight through woodpile. Explode again.

Through woodpile. Explode again!

Through woodpile. Explode again!

Alright, ready.

"Tiger Roars", ready.

Everyone, ready.

Five, four, three, two.

Cut!

It's outburst.

Are you okay?

Good. That's the spirit!

Can you do this again?

Those video clips are useless.

One more time, okay?

Sure.

Great.

Ready.

"Tiger Roars", ready!

-"Tiger Roars", ready! -Alright.

I'm dead.

Leun.

You should control every single scene.

It's worst enough when the third explosion was not in order.

Why in the world there is fourth explosion?

Have you had enough?

You want us to send three people...

to set up the whole village.

It was 6 am when we're done.

Do you think we're able to focus?

Luckily, only the roof was damaged.

The lead actress broken arm case is still on trial.

Don't mention about the case. Now, we're discussing on this issue.

Everything was in order. Why it's suddenly exploded?

It's just exploded.

It's just exploded?

Where did you buy those explosive?

It was not bought. I made it myself.

-You made it? -Yes.

-You made it? -Yes.

You make your own explosive?

This is an explosive, not thatched house.

How can you make it yourself?

Park, it's been ages since Leun run out of allocation.

Calm down.

Why don't you ask Nok?

Park.

Calm down.

Leun, you're running out of money because...

you've been busy building useless things.

Do you know that we've no allocation to resume filming?

There's no need for filming.

Television station has annouced to stop production.

Whose boiling water is that?

It's asthma, not boiling water.

-Give him his medicine. -Are you okay?

There's no allocation from television station.

We also run out of money.

I'm really sorry.

How could they treat us like this?

Even though we forbid them from inserting ads,

they still have to respect us.

I've told you, right?

We couldn't avoid from using fake materials, Park.

I know and I understand...

it's more appealing to use real materials,

yet, budget is always insufficient.

I'm really sorry.

If we do it like the rest of them,

our film wouldn't get an award.

Enough.

Stop fighting.

At least we've made every effort...

to produce the best.

I need to support my parents.

Do you know what am I suffering from?

I couldn't sleep and having an asthma but fear to seeing a doctor...

because I couldn't afford it.

If only us left and unemployed,

how can we live without money?

His asthma attacking again.

Slow down.

If you still want to continue doing what you love,

I have an idea.

"Opera Actor"?

"Opera Actor".

Make a movie about "Opera Actor".

Then?

This is my suggestion.

This is our last option.

But, this is a love story.

You know that love story is not my forte.

All of us here are the same.

I don't get it either.

We could try to understand it.

Do you still remember what you have told me before graduate?

You said that you will be graduating,

and ask me for a chance to collaborate...

making movie that matter to us.

You're just going to give up when facing difficulties?

I still remember.

We establish a joint company and making movies that matter to us.

But still, I don't prefer this.

I couldn't do it.

I'm really sorry.

Park.

Miss Shileen Momman.

We're having a break. Please wait a moment.

The position has been filled.

You said there's vacancy.

It has been filled by the candidate before you.

Thank you for choosing us.

Thank you.

Stop.

Music, stop.

-You sing very well. -Thank you.

But, you didn't make it.

Perhaps, I could sing another song?

Please go. Thank you.

Please go. Thank you.

Enough.

Sir,

I'm more than free on weekend.

We close on weekend.

Any plan to open on weekend?

Please go.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Uncle, please fix my shoes.

Sure, have a sit.

Yes.

It's me.

I've just apply for a singer.

I've sent you my picture.

What?

Why did you reject it?

Where in the world you could find a pretty rhino?

You're nuts and blind with no taste!

Kent, are you in the room?

I'm out. I'm not in the room.

When you will pay the rent?

It's been three months late.

I'll pay after I have the money.

Don't you worry.

You're such a liar!

Kent, are you going to pay?

Okay, i'll pay.

What are you doing?

-Are you going to pay? -Madam.

What are you going to do?

"Singer wanted on weekend"

I want to own him.

I want to conceal it.

I don't want to say it,

neither to repeat it.

No chance.

I'm starving.

Luckily, it didn't last too long.

It's happening again like it always did.

It's all because I'm to pretty.

You,

get out of your car!

I'm all wet, can't you see?

Are you blind?

You want to get killed?

Can't you see it's coming?

You bullying a kid?

You...

You still want to fight?

You want to fight?

You want to fight?

You still want to fight?

Nuts!

Go! Don't let me get you!

Who do you think you are?

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

Let me help him. You get his things.

Are you okay?

Don't cry. You're safe now.

Don't cry. Are you hurt?

Here you do.

It's damaged.

It's okay.

Take it.

Take it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

I'd better leave.

Wait.

Your shoes.

How about you?

You...

blood.

Perhaps, it's due to dust allergies.

Not because of getting beaten up?

Almost got beaten up.

Lots of blood.

It's fits you well?

Yes, very well.

You don't have to buy me shoes.

No, I have broken your shoes.

It's already broken.

I wore it all day looking for a job,

so, it broke.

Is it fun doing drama filming?

Are you criticizing me?

Yes, I am.

Is it true your company is going bankrupt?

They said my drama is good but not a hit.

If you want to watch drama, just switch to another channel.

Why you give up so easily?

I've seen your interview.

You said that you only know how to direct, nothing else.

You wouldn't understand.

Yes, but I'm hoping that you could strive for more.

But, there's difference between rich and poor people.

It's hard enough for poor people to look for a job...

let alone doing something else?

I'll be grateful enough to have found a job.

I think I get it.

At least I know you're searching for a job until your shoes broke.

Strive for more.

At least you will not regret later and saying,

how you wish you should try harder.

What's your name?

You should check on your car.

What are you looking at?

-Stop right there. -Okay, sure.

Who are you?

This is my car.

A fight was reported here.

Yes, but it has been solved.

I've just stopped by and you locked my car.

I'll unlock it for you.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

See you.

Strive for more.

At least you will not regret later and saying,

how you wish you should try harder.

Tom, I'll strive for more.

There's only 10,000 baht left.

Please let me have satay for one last time.

I promise to only eat boiled eggs later.

Aunty, give me 10 satay.

I want it hot and less oily.

Pork satay.

Looks delicious.

Satay.

Satay.

Satay.

Are you okay?

What happen to you?

Are you okay?

Sniff this.

Am I fainted?

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Are you okay?

-Take it. -Hold on.

-Terima kasih. -Your medicine.

The bus is here.

Take care.

Your purse!

Wait!

Please give me 10 satay.

"The price is 15 000 baht."

"Can it be discounted?"

"This is the cheapest."

"It's still new and the price tag is still there."

"8 000 baht."

"8 000 baht."

From 15 000 baht to 8000 baht? Are you nuts?

Sorry.

Please pay.

Where is my purse?

Why?

I have lost my purse.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Stop the bus.

It's still there when I paid for satay.

Where is my purse?

Am I fainted?

Your medicine.

The bus is here.

Take care.

Evil fat man!

You're such an evil!

Thank you, angel.

Please don't blame me.

Once I got a job and make money,

I'll repay you.

I'm full.

Madam.

When are you going to pay?

Pay!

Is this how you act to every room?

You want rental for a year?

-Enough said. -Take it.

I'm shocked.

Just eat.

-No. -It will get cold.

I only eat veggies.

Alright.

Do you want glass noodles?

Yes.

Fatty!

Such a smart man!

You pretended to faint dan stole my purse!

I was not pretending.

I was fainted.

You're the one who dropped it.

I picked it up for you.

How dare you scold me?

Take back your purse.

I'd better leave.

You don't have to say thank you.

Horrible.

Where's my money?

Fatty!

Give back my money.

Give back my money.

Your money?

I have spent it.

What do you want?

You're dead.

Help!

Are you sure want to lock me up?

What will you get from it?

I'll be satisfied.

-Sign here. -Sure.

Sir, hold on.

Sir, please hold on.

Let us discuss first.

You don't have to do this.

You don't have to.

Don't let your emotions take over you.

If I go to jail, you wouldn't get your money.

Aren't you unempolyed?

Isn't it?

Yes, I'm unemployed,

and I don't have a penny.

I know I wouldn't get my money back.

I want to lock you who have stole my money.

-Let me sign it here. -Wait a moment.

-Sir. -Where?

Why?

Where's my sister?

-Where's my sister? -Wait here.

I saw an "ATM machine".

Wait for what?

Wait here. I just saw an "ATM machine".

I'll give your money back soon.

Wait here.

Where are going?

Sir, he wants to escape.

Go get him!

Sister!

Hold on. Stop.

I'm here now. Don't be scared.

I'll settle it. Don't shout.

I don't have 10 000 baht. Even if I did, I wouldn't give it to you,

because I need to bail them out.

For what?

It's all because of Miss Tanny.

Beauty Pageant 2017 was about to start.

I drove them to search for "clients".

-You know what happened? -What happen?

They stopped by the roadside and fight against the crowd.

Sister.

"The most beautiful princess. Winning prize: 150 000 baht"

God bless me.

Pity you.

Alright, I'll give you more time.

If there's still no decision, I will lock both of you.

-You... -Don't get mad.

Come here.

Even though my friend refuse to give me money,

I have found my way to get it.

This.

This is Beauty Pageant.

If you withdraw the charge and let me join it,

I guarantee you I'll get the winning prize.

Do you how much is it?

150 000 baht.