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♪ We ♪

- ♪ We ♪ - ♪ Are the Crystal ♪

♪ Gems ♪

♪ We'll always save the day ♪

Steven: ♪ And if you think

we can't, we'll ♪

♪ Always find a way ♪

♪ That's why the people ♪

♪ Of this world ♪

♪ Believe in ♪

♪ Garnet ♪

Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst ♪

Pearl: ♪ And Pearl ♪

And Steven!

- If you see him, - call me right away.

He's my only inter-dimensional

gateway to space,

and I love him.

Okay, I think I have

enough fliers left to...

Aah! Aah!

[ Tires screech ]

♪♪

What are you doing

Saturday night?

Hey! Listen! Little kid!

Beat it, Kevin.

I'm throwing a party

at my parents' palatial estate.

All the coolest teens

in Delmarva have RSVP'd

except one...

The only one cooler than I am.

Are you talking about me?

What? No! Ew!

I'm talking

about Stevonnie.

W-What?!

- You can't just... - [Grumbles]

This is the last thing

I need right now.

Look, Stevonnie is better

than me, okay?

Better dancer,

better driver.

Stevonnie truly does not care

what anyone thinks.

That's why

they're the coolest.

If I can't be the coolest,

I at least got to be seen

hanging with the coolest.

Stevonnie only exists

when Connie and I are together,

and we're...

I'm not coming.

[ Sighs ] Great.

So I invited that other kid

for nothing.

Wh...

Connie's going?!

[ Panting ]

Of course she's going.

No one turns down an invitation

to a Kevin party.

But she can't stand you.

- Why would she... - [ Gasps ] Wait.

Did you say

all of this to her, too?

- Does she think I'm... - [ Grunts ]...

- I'm gonna be there? - [ Engine revs ]

Is it too late to RSVP?

Yes.

But I'll make an exception...

for Stevonnie.

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Tires screech ]

Wait. What's your number?

I'll text you the address.

Oh. Yeah, uh, 301-555...

Here, you enter it.

Okay, uh, how do I...?

You roll the little ball

to navigate.

The screen is so tiny.

Here.

Huh, your name's Steven?

Weird.

I thought it was Clarence.

See you at the party Saturday,

Steven.

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Mid-tempo music playing ]

Steven!

What took you so long?!

- I-I got lost - coming up the driveway.

Derrick: Yo, Kev,

who invited the 7-year-old, bro?

- Hey, shut your mouth, - Derrick!

I thought I told you

to go buy more ice!

Ugh. You just come

school or something?

from picture day at

I brought snacks?

Wha...? Aah!

This party is lame enough

as it is.

Look at these people.

♪♪

This is forgettable.

But not for long.

Every time Stevonnie shows up

on the scene,

- everybody's - talking about it.

And when Stevonnie shows up

at my party,

everyone's gonna be

talking about this night

until they're

old grandparents,

and their last words

to their grandchildren will be,

"Kevin throws

the best parties."

[ Chuckles nervously ]

Um...

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Lion?!

Wait, you're the one

who had him the whole time?!

What? Ugh!

No, I'm allergic to dogs.

Then what's he

doing here?

[ Gasps ]

- Connie! - -Hey!

I haven't seen her

in so long.

She looks so different.

Ugh!

- I thought she'd be here - to see me,

But maybe she's just here

to have a good time.

Maybe she's moved on.

She's moved on?

- Wait, - did you guys break up?

Can 7-year-olds

even do that?

I'm 14.

- You didn't tell me - you guys broke up.

- You got a free ticket - to what would have been

The best teen party

in Delmarva.

But now it's just

some sad kid party

getting crashed

by a couple of sad kids!

All right, okay.

I'm... I'm leaving.

[ Inhales ] No.

When did this happen?

A few weeks ago.

Hmm.

You been texting her?

Several dozen times.

[ Sighs ]

She text you back?

Um, no.

Hmm, but she knew

you'd be here.

Right! Right.

I'll... I'll just go

talk to her.

[ Voice breaking ] I'll...

I'll just go tell her

how sorry I am.

I-I really messed up.

[ Sniffles ]

I-I was an idiot! And I...

Whoa! No, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no.

Okay, kid, listen.

I wouldn't normally do this

because you're a pitiful kid

- with snot coming out - of your nose...

[ Sobs, sniffles ]

- but I need - those old people

To whisper my name

when they die.

- And if you don't - pull it together,

You're gonna regret it.

And it'll be Sabina

all over again!

Wh... Who's [sniffles]

Who's Sabina?

♪♪

You can't just dump

your emotional honesty face

all over her.

You're gonna freak her out.

[ Sniffles ]

I-I just want us

to talk again.

Exactly.

But look what she's doing.

Life is good.

She's got a dog now.

- [ Sighs ] - And a haircut.

Right.

But your life is good, too.

- You don't need - to talk to her, either.

You've got new stuff going on...

New friends, new shirt.

She gave this to me

for my birthday.

Ugh.

Derrick!

Gimme your jacket.

Derrick: What? No.

Dude! Aah!

- -Derrick! Give me the... - -Come on!

Here. Put this on.

Your friend looks

kind of mad, though.

He's not my friend.

Put it on. Collar up.

Hmm, not quite

cool enough.

I got it.

Nice.

- It's almost like - you have style.

Why do I need the scarf?

It's not even cold out.

When you put on a scarf

like this, it's always cool.

- Let's show her - what a great time you're having.

♪♪

Hey, kid,

you should say hi to Connie.

- So I can tell her - about my feelings?

No. Be casual.

- You're showing her - how you have it together.

- You're not dying - to talk to her

- Because you're not dying - at all.

You're living.

Make her want

that life with you.

Kevin, that...

That's kind of moving.

So move already.

Walk over, be cool,

and walk away.

Got it.

Okay. Be cool.

Be cool, yeah. Be cool.

Hey!

-Hi.

[ Coughs ]

- Nice weather - you're wearing.

-Uh, I got your texts.

-Oh, yeah.

I forgot about those

because I've been living.

Wha...?

Well,

back to my great life.

Uh, chowzers.

- [ Whimpers ] - That was terrible!

- This is all wrong, - Kevin!

No way.

Look, little man.

Your girl's making her way

back for more.

Steven!

What is going on?!

- I came here - hoping we could talk,

But it seems like you only want

to talk to Kevin.

I guess Kevin

is your best friend now.

-What? No, no, no!

-What? No, no, no!

[ Sighs ] Anyway,

I'm glad you're doing well.

That's all

I really wanted to know.

No, no! But...

But you're my best friend!

Best friend?! What are you kids

even talking about?

I thought she was your ex.

Great.

Now what am I gonna do?

Think, Kevin.

How do people

treat their friends?

Connie!

Wait, wait, Connie.

Don't go.

Steven, I wasn't trying

to ignore you.

- I was going to - text you back.

I-I wrote, "I can't talk to you

right now,"

- but then I realized - if I sent it,

- That would be - talking to you.

And it didn't make any sense.

I wasn't making any sense.

- If we were - going to talk,

- I thought - it's got to be in person.

So I rode Lion to your house,

- but there was a note that said, - "Gone vacationing,"

And then I ran into Kevin

and he said you'd be here,

but, uh,

maybe this is still too soon.

I-I don't even know

what to say to you.

I'm angry.

I miss you.

I feel like

I'm out of my mind.

No, you're not.

- I surrendered myself - to Homeworld.

I let them take me away,

maybe forever,

and then I came back and I tried

to act like it was no big deal.

But it was a big deal.

- I couldn't stand - the thought

- Of you being taken away - on that spaceship,

But then I did that to you.

I promised you we'd always be

a team, and I let you down.

I'm sorry.

Jam buds?

Jam buds.

It's so good

to talk to you.

- I've been wanting to see you - so bad

I accepted a party invitation

from Kevin.

[ Chuckles ]

I know.

I took his advice.

[ Chuckles ]

I think he got is heart broken.

I-It's actually really sad.

[ Chuckles ]

Of course he did.

[ Chuckles ]

Hey, nice shirt.

Nice hair.

[ Chuckles ] Thank you.

All right! Hey, everybody,

are you having fun?

Together: Yeah!

Liars!

You're all so fake.

You make me sick.

But get ready.

I'm gonna introduce you

to somebody so real

you'll all feel

as sick as me!

This party starts now!

Children! Go!

♪♪

It's pretty late.

We should head out.

- Thanks for all your help, - Kevin.

- What? - [ Microphone thuds ]

You got to do the thing.

What did I help you for

- if you're not gonna elevate - my party?

Wha...? Hey!

Don't you walk away from...

[ Water splashes ]

[ Gasping ]

[ Derrick laughs ]

Shut up, Derrick!

If it helps, Kevin, I think

you threw a very nice party.

Mm-hmm.

Good night!

-[ Roars ]

-No! Wait!

[ Partygoers cheering ]

[ Groans ]

[ Pop! ]

♪♪