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Space is great,
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but nothing beats
some good ol' atmosphere.
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The horror! The terror!
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Protect yourself
against the menace
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that threatens Beach City!
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Protect yourself
against the menace
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that threatens Beach City?
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Mr. Smiley, protect yourself
against the menace
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that threatens
Beach City?
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I'll protect myself
from the menace
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that threatens
Beach City.
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Steven! I knew
I could count on you!
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Let's get knowledgeable!
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"How to Protect Yourself
Against Rock People"?
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What?
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"Alien entities walk among us"?
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"They're adding mind-controlling
minerals to our water suppl..."
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"They hate men"?!
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Protect yourself
against the menace that ...
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Ronaldo! Wait!
What is this?
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Well, technically,
it's an infozine pamphlet,
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but I've been calling them
Ronalphlets.
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I get that part.
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I'm talking about
all this mean stuff
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you're saying
about the Crystal Gems!
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No, no, no.
Crystal Gems aren't rock people.
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Crystal Gems
fight rock people.
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See my documentary ...
"Rising Tides, Crashing Skies."
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Crystal Gems don't just fight
rock people. We are rock people!
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Also, don't say "rock people."
It's offensive.
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Rock people are different,
obviously.
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For starters, they have rocks
embedded in their bodies.
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Like this?
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But they can
summon weapons
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from the Mud Dimension.
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No, no,
you're not getting it.
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They can alter
their forms.
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That's how they trick humans
into loving them!
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Awww!
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Wait a second.
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You're a rock person?!
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I'm a Crystal Gem,
Ronaldo.
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And you're not wrong
about everything.
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We're just ignored
and misunderstood.
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I'm so glad you're the only one
that took a Ronalphlet!
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I'm so sorry!
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Hey, it's okay.
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Everyone makes mistakes.
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Just as long as you realize
that the Crystal Gems and I
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aren't that different
from you.
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Right.
Thanks, Steven.
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I gotta go...
rethink some things.
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"I'm shutting down my blog,"
blah blah blah,
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"social media," blah.
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"I may never come back
to the Internet!"
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Whoa, dude.
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I suppose
it's a good thing
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that he's taking time
to think.
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There's a new post.
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Hmm.
It's a video.
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Good day, loyal followers
of Keep Beach City Weird.
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I've come to you today
because I pride myself
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in bringing you the truth
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about all the weird stuff
in Beach City
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The Man doesn't want you
to know about.
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But today, I need to tell you
some truths about this man!
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I've mixed up
what is right and wrong
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and ended up saying
some pretty mean things
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about the Crystal Gems.
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I feel terrible
about my mistake
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because I know more than anyone
what it's like
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to do thankless work
and to be an outsider!
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That's why I'm joining
the Crystal Gems!
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What?!
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Steven!
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Ronaldo!
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Guess what!
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You want to join
the Crystal Gems?
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I thought you'd never ask!
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You know, I always felt
strangely at home here.
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Unh-unh. No.
You are not living here.
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And you certainly can't join
the Crystal Gems.
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But...
You don't have a gem.
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Your body is organic.
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My body's organic,
and I'm a Crystal Gem.
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You're going to
entertain this?
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We're all different, but we love
and accept each other.
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That's what Crystal Gems do.
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And isn't it great
that someone
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is actually interested
in what we do?
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What better way
to show him what we're about
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than to accept him
as a Crystal Gem, too?
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Uhhh...
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Let's do this!
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Well, it's not the strangest
houseguest we've had.
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So, when do I get issued
my gem?
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Ohhhh. It doesn't really ...
uh ... eh ...
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But if you had a gem,
what would you want it to be?
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Well, I care so much,
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I think it'd be, like,
deep in my heart.
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Or like
a million tiny gems,
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like one crushed-up gem
coursing through my blood,
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like ... like...
Bloodstone!
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Perfect!
That's your Crystal Gem name.
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Wait! Check it out!
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I have a gem weapon now,
too!
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Wow! A sword!
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I got it at Delmarva Con
last year.
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It's a replica
from the anime
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"I Can't Believe
My Stepdad's My Sword."
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It can cut through
a carton of milk
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like a carton of butter!
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There's a half-full juice box
by the TV.
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Huhhhh...
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Nice! That star
looks good on you.
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Thanks.
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Mission time!
Awesome!
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Let me grab my katana
from upstairs.
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I'm gonna
take the stairs.
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Uh, I'm sorry,
Bloodfry.
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You're going to have to
sit this one out.
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It's a bit dangerous.
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But Steven gets to go.
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Steven is different.
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He's been training with us
for years.
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Don't worry, Bloodstone.
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I didn't get to come along
at first, either.
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We can start
your training soon.
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Be back in a bit!
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But...
I'm a Crystal Gem, too.
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Um...hi, Bloodstone.
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Oh. Hi, Steven.
Didn't see you there.
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So...how'd the mission go
without me holding you back?
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Uh, it went fine.
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You know, the usual ...
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fighting monsters,
sharing emotions.
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I'm glad you didn't get hurt ...
with me not there.
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Yeah.
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Well,
I'm heading out.
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And you're going out
like that?
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Uh...like what?
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Well, I just think
a real Crystal Gem
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would want to show off
their gem, like, all the time.
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If I had a gem,
I'd show mine off.
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You are in a quiet forest.
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The trees are quiet.
The sky is quiet.
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A small rabbit begins to sing.
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- Rahh!
- What the ...
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Bloodstone, I know you want to train,
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but it's bedtime.
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Funny that you...sleep,
when gems don't need sleep.
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Why is that?
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I ... I don't know.
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Because I'm half human,
I get tired and I...
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Huh. Well, I'm two halves human,
and I'm not...
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...tired at all.
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Ever since
I became a Crystal Gem,
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uh... sleeping...
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...I don't...
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do it.
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That's great, Bloodstone.
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What a cool name.
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I'm so cool.
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Bye, Connie! See you tomorrow
for sword training!
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Aah!
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Her gem weapon's
a sword, huh?
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She totally
ripped that off from me.
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What?! That sword
belonged to my mom!
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How come I don't get
your mom's gempon?
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That's "gem"
and "weapon."
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Well, Connie's been
a part of the Crystal Gems
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longer than you, so...
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Admit it ... She's just in
because she's your girlfriend.
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What are you
talking about?!
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She doesn't even
live here!
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I'm here all the time!
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Look at that quality groove
I've established!
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If she was
a real Crystal Gem,
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she'd be a little bit
more dedicated!
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Are you serious?!
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Bloodstone,
ever since you got here,
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all you've done
is boss me around!
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Who are you to tell anyone
how to be a Crystal Gem?!
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You're just ...
You're just...
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a guy with a blog!
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Is that love?
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Is that acceptance?
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Maybe you're the one
that isn't a Crystal Gem.
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I think you need to leave ...
and think about stuff.
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What is my problem?
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He just wanted to be included.
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If I were really a Crystal Gem,
I'd never ...
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Wait a second.
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Amethyst?!
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Yo, I didn't even
say anything.
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Bloodstone!
We need to talk!
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You're right! The Crystal Gems
are about love and acceptance!
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But you've been acting
really mean to me,
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and I don't love that.
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I don't accept that.
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I wish
I hadn't snapped at you.
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it's just ...
I really thought you joined
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because you were interested
in the Crystal Gems.
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But the second it wasn't
about you, you stopped caring.
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This isn't
the Bloodstone club
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about making Bloodstone
feel good.
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This is my whole life!
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Do you care about that
or not?!
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Whoa!
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You truthed him so hard,
he died!
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No!
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Bloodstone!
Bloodstone!
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He's just asleep.
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Guess staying awake
for a whole week
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finally caught up with him.
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Well, what do we do
with Fryrocko now?
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We should let his parent
know he's back.
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Hey, Dad. I'm back.
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Blog, blog, blog.
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That was
really good!
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Thanks!
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I'll...text Peedee
and let him know he's here.
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You think
he'll be okay?
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You've worried about him
enough, Steven.
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Crystal Gems,
let's head back.
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Bloodstone!
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Oh. Hey, Steven.
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Are you all right?
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I haven't seen you
in three weeks.
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Yeah. I took
a real long nap.
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And then I did
some hard thinking.
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I wasn't acting
like Bloodstone.
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I was acting like...
Jerknaldo.
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You accepted me, but I still
felt like an outsider.
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I guess even amongst outsiders,
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I am the ultimate outsider.
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I think it's better
Ronaldo Fryman work alone.
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Are you sure?
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I was really glad
you wanted to help our cause.
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I still do.
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Oh. It's you and Pearl
shaking hands.
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When did that happen?
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I used the magic
of photo-editing software.
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Hey, but, uh...
Ronalphlets aside,
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can I ask you something?
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Yeah.
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Why don't you use
your Gem name?
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Oh. My Gem name
is my mom's name.
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Actually, the only time
Gems really call me that
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is if they're about to kidnap me
or beat me up.
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That's rough, buddy.
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You want me to put that
in the Ronalphlet?
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- Ehh... maybe not.
- Got it.
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