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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:04,158 ? We are the Crystal Gems ? 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:07,080 ? we'll always save the day ? 3 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:09,213 ? and if you think we can't ? 4 00:00:09,215 --> 00:00:12,082 ? we'll always find a way ? 5 00:00:12,084 --> 00:00:15,986 - that's why the people - of this world 6 00:00:15,988 --> 00:00:18,355 - believe in... - Garnet 7 00:00:18,357 --> 00:00:21,158 - Amethyst - and Pearl 8 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,827 ? And Steven! ? 9 00:00:22,991 --> 00:00:24,684 S01xE31 - "Keep Beach City Weird!" 10 00:00:24,688 --> 00:00:26,909 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 11 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:29,060 Pearl! 12 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:29,731 Help me! Save me! 13 00:00:29,799 --> 00:00:34,402 Help me! Save me! 14 00:00:34,504 --> 00:00:36,994 - What on Earth? - Tag! You're it! 15 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:40,459 Care to explain ... Ugh! ... What's going on here? 16 00:00:40,460 --> 00:00:42,577 It's Steven tag. Steven tagged you. 17 00:00:42,645 --> 00:00:46,214 - Now you have to turn into Steven. - It's the rules. 18 00:00:46,282 --> 00:00:49,662 - Oh, please. - Aw, no fair! 19 00:00:49,697 --> 00:00:53,622 So, that means we're out of players. 20 00:00:53,623 --> 00:00:57,626 Get ready for Steven tag. Advance ... Unh! 21 00:00:58,253 --> 00:00:59,563 Tag. 22 00:01:02,298 --> 00:01:04,237 Garnet wins. 23 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:07,981 ? I guess I can win every game of Steven tag ? 24 00:01:08,016 --> 00:01:10,776 ? it may be my name ? ? but it's just not my game ? 25 00:01:10,777 --> 00:01:13,145 Stop! This is a restricted zone! 26 00:01:13,246 --> 00:01:16,804 Only those with special clearance may enter! 27 00:01:16,805 --> 00:01:23,989 - May...I have special clearance? - Hmm. Granted. 28 00:01:24,057 --> 00:01:27,993 Now that you're properly suited, let's investigate! 29 00:01:28,061 --> 00:01:33,395 See those holes? Their shape and pattern is repeated over and over. 30 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:36,614 Some might say it's coincidence. 31 00:01:36,615 --> 00:01:39,406 I say there's something... more! 32 00:01:39,441 --> 00:01:43,509 - Like what? A double coincidence? - You'd already be in the know 33 00:01:43,576 --> 00:01:46,858 If you followed my blog ... Keep Beach City weird! 34 00:01:46,859 --> 00:01:50,122 I document all the weird things that happen in 35 00:01:50,123 --> 00:01:53,385 Beach City! You can't always trust facts and books! 36 00:01:53,453 --> 00:01:56,335 I'm out here hunting the truth! 37 00:01:56,486 --> 00:02:00,809 Oh, there you are! Dad wants you back at the shop! 38 00:02:00,877 --> 00:02:06,281 - You're missing out on valuable frying time! - It's weird time, Peedee! 39 00:02:06,349 --> 00:02:11,353 - I'm doing big stuff! Cover for me! - Fine. 40 00:02:11,421 --> 00:02:14,856 But this is the last time, or I'm telling dad! Big stuff... 41 00:02:14,924 --> 00:02:21,196 - I'll give you big stuff. - So, you want to get your hands really dirty? 42 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:28,053 - Then follow me. - Yeah! 43 00:02:30,898 --> 00:02:34,826 - I can't wait to find something paranormal! - Shh! I'm picking up a quantum flux 44 00:02:34,894 --> 00:02:39,831 - on the weirdometer. There! - Whoa! 45 00:02:39,932 --> 00:02:42,123 Did they fall from the sky? 46 00:02:42,424 --> 00:02:46,805 My research suggests they grew up from the ground. 47 00:02:49,058 --> 00:02:53,203 - Ronaldo! Look at this. - According to an online 48 00:02:53,204 --> 00:02:57,348 encyclopedia, which I am a user/editor of, this species 49 00:02:57,416 --> 00:03:00,125 isn't indigenous to this region. 50 00:03:00,126 --> 00:03:04,189 Or this dimension-sion-sion-sion! 51 00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:06,144 We live in a strange world, Steven ... 52 00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:10,142 stranger than most know ... stranger than they care to know. 53 00:03:10,177 --> 00:03:13,565 Take my brother, for instance. He's always getting on my case, 54 00:03:13,632 --> 00:03:16,654 telling me to work more. He'll never understand. 55 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,782 But, Steven, I can tell you're like me. 56 00:03:19,817 --> 00:03:23,565 - Yeah! - I know you're someone I can trust. 57 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:27,145 You're ready for what I've found ... The cause of 58 00:03:27,246 --> 00:03:31,282 - Beach City's paranormal activity. - Wait. What? 59 00:03:31,350 --> 00:03:35,458 Welcome to my office. Go that way. 60 00:03:35,484 --> 00:03:38,427 Welcome... to the truth. 61 00:03:40,025 --> 00:03:43,768 - Snake people?! - Snake people, or "sneople", 62 00:03:43,769 --> 00:03:47,669 control our government at the highest level. 63 00:03:47,670 --> 00:03:51,569 Look, the snake represents their hold on our country. 64 00:03:51,670 --> 00:03:56,074 The diamond represents their underground mines or their sharp teeth. 65 00:03:56,141 --> 00:03:58,142 The details aren't important! 66 00:03:58,143 --> 00:04:02,146 They pit us mammals against each other with elections, sports, 67 00:04:02,248 --> 00:04:06,311 and anime message boards. We spend so much time 68 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:11,056 fighting over "dubs" or "subs" that we miss the big picture! 69 00:04:11,257 --> 00:04:16,889 - What's that? - That the world is under their control. 70 00:04:26,686 --> 00:04:28,172 Steven, don't slam the door! 71 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:32,066 Amethyst! Pearl! We need to snake-proof the house! 72 00:04:32,101 --> 00:04:34,863 - Why? - To stop the Snake people! 73 00:04:34,898 --> 00:04:37,482 Uh... Snake people?! 74 00:04:37,549 --> 00:04:41,285 What's so funny about Sneople?! Look at this! 75 00:04:41,353 --> 00:04:44,889 That must be from when we fought those drill parasites on the beach. 76 00:04:44,957 --> 00:04:49,293 - Wha? Well, what about this? - That looks like pieces 77 00:04:49,361 --> 00:04:53,460 - of that red eye that we blew up. - Well, what about this?! 78 00:04:53,495 --> 00:04:56,567 Oh, it's the flowers from Rose's moss! 79 00:04:56,635 --> 00:05:01,038 Is all the weird stuff that happens at Beach City because of us? 80 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:06,305 - Well, yeah, obviously. - I need some air. 81 00:05:06,794 --> 00:05:10,323 - Ronaldo? - Steven! Did you see this crater? 82 00:05:10,358 --> 00:05:13,385 I think the snake people might have left it as a sign. 83 00:05:13,386 --> 00:05:17,030 - Yeah... Uh, Ronaldo? - Yes, Steven? 84 00:05:17,031 --> 00:05:21,359 Are you totally sure about this snake people thing? 85 00:05:21,426 --> 00:05:27,032 - Steven, are you having doubts? - Not really just... doubts. 86 00:05:27,067 --> 00:05:29,367 I found out those weird holes in the cliff were 'cause of 87 00:05:29,434 --> 00:05:31,219 something me and the gems did. 88 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:34,361 - Well, okay, but those red rocks ... - That was us. 89 00:05:34,362 --> 00:05:36,941 - But... the flowers. - Us too. 90 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:39,510 - But ... But the truth! - Maybe the truth 91 00:05:39,511 --> 00:05:41,979 just isn't what you thought it was. 92 00:05:42,047 --> 00:05:45,850 Sure it is! Don't get so hung up on these minor facts. 93 00:05:45,918 --> 00:05:47,772 Truth is about more than that. 94 00:05:47,773 --> 00:05:50,555 Truth is a feeling in your gut that you know is true. 95 00:05:50,622 --> 00:05:53,844 Truth is searching for anything that proves you're right, 96 00:05:53,845 --> 00:05:58,436 no matter how small, and holding on to that, no matter what. 97 00:05:58,437 --> 00:06:01,999 That kind of sounds like the opposite of truth. 98 00:06:02,067 --> 00:06:03,526 Look! The proof! 99 00:06:03,527 --> 00:06:07,905 This cast will show the true face of this conspiracy! 100 00:06:07,973 --> 00:06:12,009 - Oh, huh? - That's probably from Steven tag. 101 00:06:12,077 --> 00:06:15,346 - What?! - It's a game where, when I tag one 102 00:06:15,414 --> 00:06:19,750 - of the gems, they ... - I'm really not at the center of anything. 103 00:06:21,587 --> 00:06:23,354 I'm nothing. 104 00:06:31,163 --> 00:06:34,999 - What's wrong, Steven? - I think I broke Ronaldo's heart. 105 00:06:35,067 --> 00:06:37,668 Oh, Steven. Humans just lead short, boring, 106 00:06:37,669 --> 00:06:41,513 insignificant lives, so they make up stories 107 00:06:41,548 --> 00:06:42,974 to feel like they're a part of something bigger. 108 00:06:43,041 --> 00:06:45,226 They want to blame all the world's problems 109 00:06:45,227 --> 00:06:47,411 on some single enemy they can fight instead of 110 00:06:47,479 --> 00:06:51,082 a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control. 111 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:53,084 It's sad. And funny! 112 00:06:53,085 --> 00:06:55,567 Don't feel bad about it, okay? 113 00:06:55,568 --> 00:06:59,290 It's not like he was ever going to be right. 114 00:07:02,995 --> 00:07:07,415 - Steven? Where are you going? - I'm gonna go fix Ronaldo! 115 00:07:07,450 --> 00:07:10,284 I'll be back in an hour. 116 00:07:11,803 --> 00:07:14,305 Yo, Ronaldo! 117 00:07:16,781 --> 00:07:21,812 Eh, so... See anything weird lately? 118 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:27,118 No. Everything's normal. 119 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:32,960 Snakemen are real, and we're puppeting the gov'ment! 120 00:07:45,326 --> 00:07:48,083 Wakey wakey, mister snakey. 121 00:07:48,084 --> 00:07:52,299 Wave forms seem typical for a 12th-Dimensional 122 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:56,514 being of this size. Arms appear to be... vestigial. 123 00:07:56,581 --> 00:07:58,599 R-Ronaldo? Is that... 124 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:02,635 one of the monster people you've been hunting? 125 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:05,189 No, no, not monster, Peedee. 126 00:08:05,257 --> 00:08:09,460 Snerson. It's very scientific! Still... 127 00:08:09,528 --> 00:08:12,619 - Better safe than sorry. - What's this for? 128 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:16,317 For me, in case the amphibinoids turn my body 129 00:08:16,318 --> 00:08:18,402 - into a host vessel! - Nooo! 130 00:08:18,470 --> 00:08:20,058 Peedee, Peedee, Peedee! 131 00:08:20,059 --> 00:08:22,440 You got to look at the big picture here! 132 00:08:22,541 --> 00:08:29,313 Something important is finally happening to me! 133 00:08:29,381 --> 00:08:33,063 - Hello. - We know you have our Steven! 134 00:08:33,098 --> 00:08:35,760 Give him up, curly! 135 00:08:37,737 --> 00:08:42,259 You snake people... hiding like cowards in your 136 00:08:42,327 --> 00:08:44,235 false humanoid exteriors! 137 00:08:44,236 --> 00:08:47,098 Steven's got nothing to do with this! 138 00:08:47,165 --> 00:08:51,619 It's me you want! Ohh! 139 00:08:59,128 --> 00:09:02,113 You Snonster! 140 00:09:09,121 --> 00:09:10,647 Steven?! 141 00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:16,139 Okay, okay! You've forced me to use my 142 00:09:16,174 --> 00:09:18,688 ultimate weapon! Stand back! 143 00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:25,035 Psychic ghost powers... activate! 144 00:09:32,377 --> 00:09:37,685 - Everybody stop! I'm okay! - Nice pants. 145 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,818 Steven, your legs! When did they get to you? 146 00:09:40,919 --> 00:09:48,237 Ronaldo! It's not real! It was just me... again. 147 00:09:49,561 --> 00:09:51,929 That... makes no sense. 148 00:09:56,535 --> 00:10:00,237 I just wanted to inspire Ronaldo to be weird again. 149 00:10:00,305 --> 00:10:03,024 No! It ... It just isn't that simple! 150 00:10:03,025 --> 00:10:05,743 There's got to be more to it 151 00:10:05,811 --> 00:10:12,983 - than just... you! - Um... 152 00:10:13,051 --> 00:10:16,220 But there is more! Steven is just uh... 153 00:10:16,221 --> 00:10:20,392 uh... a small piece of the puzzle. 154 00:10:20,427 --> 00:10:23,794 Look at this! I think it's got to be... um... 155 00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:30,801 - level-8 beings pulling the strings. - Get real, Peedee. 156 00:10:30,869 --> 00:10:36,207 Level-8 beings are a worker society incapable of such organization. 157 00:10:36,308 --> 00:10:38,603 Whoa. Wait a minute! 158 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:42,046 How did I never see this before?! 159 00:10:45,517 --> 00:10:48,866 I know what the diamond means. 160 00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:53,891 Polymorphic-sentient rocks! 161 00:10:53,992 --> 00:10:58,675 - You sure he'll be better like that? - Yeah. He's happy, you know? 162 00:10:58,710 --> 00:11:03,079 - Yeah. - They're here to hollow out the Earth! 163 00:11:03,114 --> 00:11:05,779 It's part of the great diamond authority! 164 00:11:05,814 --> 00:11:08,124 They'll take on any form! 165 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:11,590 You can read all about it on my blog! 166 00:11:11,591 --> 00:11:14,591 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 167 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:19,191 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 13705

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