Original subtitles

We are the Crystal Gems.

Garnet

Amethyst

Pearl

And Steven!

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STEVEN UNIVERSE SXXE00 Pilot

You're back!

Hey Steven, look at this!

Pearl: Oh! What are you, crazy?

What the heck was that?

An electric skull, our crystal palace was swarming with them.

They were after this.

Can I see that? Yeah sure.

No! It's exetremely powerful. We shouldn't have even brought it home.

Garnet, tell Pearl to let me see the thing.

Shhh... Aww man I wanna come next time.

I even wrote us a song! It's like ♫ If you're ♫

W-wait hold on...

♫ If you're evil and you're on the rise ♫

♫ you can count on the four of us taking you down ♫

♫ 'Cause we're good and evil never beats us ♫

♫ We'll win the fight and then go out for pizzas ♫

♫ We are the Crystal Gems ♫

♫ We'll always save the day ♫

♫ And if you think we can't, we'll always find a way ♫

♫ That's why the people of this world ♫

♫ Believe in, Garnet ♫

♫ Amethyst and Pearl ♫

♫ and Steven! ♫

What's with the part about pizzas?

That's just a best case scenario.

You want to sing that during battle?

Yeah! Why?

Because I'll look really cool! You'll look... like a clown.

[Laughter] Garnet: Hey!

Don't make fun of Steven.

Look Steven, you're still too young to come with us.

You don't even have powers in your gem.

But I wanna help! Why don't you grab us some donuts?

[gasp] The thing!

[door rings] [gasp]

Well if it isn't Steven of the Crystal Femmes.

...Hey Lars, just give me three donuts.

You want me to connect them with a hotdog?

Ohh no, they're not for me. It's for Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl.

What are they anyway? Witches or ghosts or something?

They're Crystal Gems and they save the world all the time.

And I'm a Crystal Gem too.

Aren't they all like, hot girls? You're not exactly a hot girl, Steven.

Sadie: Lay off!

Urgh. 'Not exactly a hot girl' Well, if I was, I wouldn't be talking to you.

Aww I should have said that! That's really funny!

Not exactly a hot girl, Steven.

W-well if i was, I wouldn't be talking to you!

[laughter] Steven! Good one!

You're a joke! You know that right? You're a big joke!

Lay off!

The thing. Did it let me do that comeback to Lars?

Ehh what's his problem? Calling me a joke.

It must be tougher for you Lars. At least people like jokes!

Aww that's what I Should've-huh?

-you're a joke! You know that right? You're a big joke!

It must be tougher for you Lars. At least people like jokes!

Oh Steven! You're on fire!

Garnet: I just have a bad feeling.

I was at the big donut, and Lars was giving me trouble.

And he was like, 'you're a joke' and then the thing took me back in time

and I was like- Why do you have that!

Why did you give him that?

He wanted to see it. I was letting him see it.

We've been protecting that hourglass for a thousand years.

Now that it's activated it can only be used by you for its chosen purpose.

What did you use it for? Comebacks?

[laughter] Comebacks? You used it for comebacks?

Look outside.

Pearl: We've led it right to us. Steven, it can see the holes

you ripped in the fabric of time.

Steven. Why are you such a buttface? W-what?

Gems! Call your weapons!

Pearl! Amethyst!

Is this normal? Are we winning? No. This is bad Steven. Help.

I can't I'm... a buttface. Why am I such a buttface?

I know you are but what am-no! That's not good enough!

I... I can come up with a better line than that.

W-with my butt closed.

No that doesn't make any sense. Buttface, why am I-ah! Garnet!

Oh buttface! I can't... I can't help it. What's your excuse?

You did it! What happened? Get back!

Get up here! We can't get close to it.

But we've gotta take out its hair things. Everybody push!

Eat this!

Aaaaaah! Ha ha! I saved you! I saved you!

And you guys! I wish I could've told you this morning

that this clown was gonna save your lives-No. No. Nononono!

You'll look... like a clown. NOOOOOOOO!!!

What the- It's ok Steven, you're our clown.

Yes. A very hilarious clown. Garnet: Hey!

Don't make fun of Steven.

Yeah. This clown is gonna save your lives.

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