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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:16,200 - Hey, Michael. - Hey, girls. 3 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,500 What are you guys doing here? You going home? 4 00:04:18,535 --> 00:04:19,900 Well, I'll go with you. 5 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:22,000 What timing. 6 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:24,100 So, what are you guys gonna do tonight? 7 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:26,600 - Not much. - Kappa Omega party. 8 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,600 Oh, yeah, Kappa Omega. I heard about those dudes. 9 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,100 Aren't they the big homo house? 10 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:34,300 I suppose one might try to poke fun at it... 11 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:37,000 if one were insecure about one's own masculinity. 12 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:39,900 Yeah, I hate guys like that. They're so immature. 13 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:44,500 Hey, beautiful, want a ride? 14 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,700 No, thanks, Steve, I'll just walk. 15 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:48,400 Oh, Michael, you're so mature. 16 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:56,100 - See you tonight, Ton. - Bye, Deb. 17 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:57,900 So, slick, what are you gonna do tonight? 18 00:04:58,100 --> 00:04:59,965 Does she really like that guy? 19 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,800 Debbie, I think, likes the idea of going out with older guys. 20 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,100 Yeah? What about you? 21 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,800 Me? Oh, I have no standards. I'd even go out with you. 22 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,200 Toni, we've been friends too long. 23 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,700 Besides, I do have standards, so that'll never happen. 24 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,300 Homo. 25 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,400 What if I grew a mustache? 26 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:18,900 Do you think Debbie would go out with me if I grew a mustache? 27 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,700 Well, I don't know. Can you? 28 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,400 Well, if you can do it, I can. 29 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,900 Dickhead, we were waiting for you in the parking lot. 30 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,300 Come on. We got some crucial partying to do at your place. 31 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,700 - See you, Toni. - Bye, Michael. 32 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:41,600 - Hi, Toni. - Hello, Roger. 33 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:43,800 Come here. 34 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,600 Do you got a ride? 35 00:05:48,635 --> 00:05:50,200 No, actually, I don't. 36 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,100 Gee, that's too bad. 37 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,600 Party! 38 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:07,000 Bologna? Peanut butter? 39 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,600 Yeah, but forget that strawberry shit. 40 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:09,865 Bring the boysenberry syrup. 41 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:11,300 And white bread. Whole-wheat makes me fart. 42 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:12,965 We know. 43 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,800 Come on, let's get out of here. 44 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:17,400 Do you have any brie? 45 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:18,600 Come on, you homo. 46 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,900 Come here, you guys. Help me carry some of this stuff. 47 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,600 Come on. How am I gonna-hey. 48 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,600 Open sesame. 49 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,200 Party! 50 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,900 - Brewski! - Beer! 51 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,400 Brew! 52 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:56,700 All right! 53 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,700 Summer! 54 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,300 Ah, summer. 55 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:22,400 Great. I got no job. 56 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:25,300 I got no woman. I got no money. 57 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,800 I'll probably be spending the next 3 months with you guys. 58 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,600 Oh, I'm depressed, fellas. 59 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,000 Uh-oh. Barry's depressed. 60 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:33,000 Yeah, right. Listen to this. 61 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:34,900 "Three international banks... 62 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,900 "predict dire consequences for the European community... 63 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,700 "if the dollar takes a sudden plunge." 64 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:45,200 You're too fucking weird for words, Ricardo. 65 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:46,900 You're abusing this magazine, Ricardo. 66 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,700 This magazine isn't for reading. It's for beating off. 67 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,700 Well, what do we have here? 68 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:55,300 - Hey, guys, give me that. - What? 69 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:58,200 - Give me the envelope. - The envelope, sir. 70 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,200 Baby. 71 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:03,900 Come on, Michael. 72 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,500 You guys are a bunch of fucking assholes, you know that? 73 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:09,900 It's obvious that nobody has any respect for a man's privacy. 74 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,900 - Thank you, Roger. - No problem. 75 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,400 Holy shit. Listen to this. 76 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,500 "I don't know how to tell you what I want to tell you... 77 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:20,400 "so I'm writing it down. 78 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,600 "I'll never find the nerve to give you this letter anyway. 79 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:26,800 "When I look at you, I can't take my eyes off of you." 80 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:28,100 Kirkpatrick, did you write this? 81 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,100 You wish. 82 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:31,700 "I long to have your arms around me... 83 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,700 "and feel your body against mine." 84 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,100 Whoa, radical. 85 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,100 "I know you don't feel like I do... 86 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,200 "which is why I don't have the courage to sign this. 87 00:08:39,235 --> 00:08:42,600 "But I just love you more than words can say. 88 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:44,500 "X-X-X... 89 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:47,000 "O-O-O... 90 00:08:47,035 --> 00:08:49,300 "X-X-X." 91 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,900 Michael, who wrote this? 92 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,500 I haven't even seen the letter yet, dog-breath. 93 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,400 Boy, I sure know who I wish it was from. 94 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,100 Yeah, Deborah Anne Fimple. 95 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:07,365 Oh, come on. 96 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,500 No way. She goes out with college guys. 97 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,100 Yeah, that's exactly what she wants us to think. 98 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:14,500 When they want you the most, that's when they want you... 99 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,300 to think they want you the least. 100 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,900 Wait a minute. 101 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,800 Somebody's in love with Michael, and we don't know who it is. 102 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,700 Quite a grasp of the situation there, Douglas. 103 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,000 Why would a great girl like Fimple... 104 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,200 go out with a yahoo like him? 105 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,300 Hey, wait a minute, you guys. 106 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,300 Now, what makes us so sure that the Fimple... 107 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:35,000 would not go out with a yahoo like Mike? 108 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,400 Reality. 109 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,500 Has she ever turned him down for a date? 110 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:41,300 No, and you want to know why? 111 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:44,800 Because he has never asked her out for a date. 112 00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:47,900 And if a girl like Deborah Anne Fimple... 113 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:50,100 were actually in love with Michael... 114 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,565 she wouldn't ask him out. 115 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,900 She'd wait for him to ask her out. 116 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:58,400 And maybe-just maybe- 117 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,900 She's been waitin' all year. 118 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,900 Gentlemen, as far as I can see... 119 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,900 there's only one way to find out. 120 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,600 It's gonna take a pretty gnarly pair of 'nads. 121 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,200 Kappa Omega party... 122 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:19,400 tonight. 123 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:46,800 There's Jocko's car. 124 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:49,800 Yeah, I can see the car, Rog. 125 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,400 - What the hell is that? - Moose head. 126 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,400 Where is she? 127 00:10:56,500 --> 00:11:00,100 I'll find her. She's got to be in here somewhere. 128 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,900 Eureka. 129 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,365 Here. 130 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,600 Second floor balcony, up to the right. 131 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,900 Shit, he's got his hand on her ass. 132 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,400 That should be my hand. 133 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:25,800 All right, you guys. It's not gonna be easy in there. 134 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,200 It's gonna be dangerous. Some of us might get hurt. 135 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,800 Some of us might not even come back... 136 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,900 but that's the risk we got to take... 137 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,500 for our compadre, Miguel. 138 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:38,400 And Doug, Barry, Kirkpatrick, and myself are very proud... 139 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,800 that you will be taking that risk with him... 140 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,000 while we monitor your every move... 141 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:45,200 right here from command headquarters. 142 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:46,500 What, you guys ain't going? 143 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,500 The man's a genius. 144 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:52,700 All right, Miguel. It looks like it's just you and me. 145 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000 Supplies. 146 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,100 Better drink it. 147 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,400 All of it. 148 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,500 Delta chi. Sigma cum laude. 149 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,400 What's happening? 150 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:45,100 Oh, my God, Oh, my God. Here she comes, here she comes. 151 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,100 So, you want something? 152 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:53,500 Yeah, a tiny sandwich and a cocktail. 153 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,700 OK. I'll take care of the gorilla. 154 00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:59,300 The rest is up to you. 155 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,000 - Hey, aren't you Steve Powers? - Yeah. 156 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,600 Don't you drive a little red Alpha? 157 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,900 Well, I think I saw some guys breaking into it. 158 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,300 - What? - Yeah, when I was coming up. 159 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,100 Looks like they were cutting into the convertible. 160 00:13:14,135 --> 00:13:16,000 Oh, shit. 161 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:18,800 Yeah, about four or five of the biggest dudes I ever saw. 162 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,400 Hey, guys, somebody's breaking into my car. Come on, come on. 163 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,000 Michael, what are you doing here? 164 00:13:36,035 --> 00:13:38,100 - Hi. - Are you all right? 165 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,700 I got a letter today- A really nice one. 166 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,100 Well, that's nice, Michael. 167 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,500 "When I look at you, I can't take my eyes off you." 168 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:47,965 What did you say? 169 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,500 I said, "When I look at you, I can't take my eyes off you... 170 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,400 "and when you look at me, I have to turn away... 171 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,900 "because I'm afraid you might see how much you mean to me." 172 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,900 Michael, are you drunk? 173 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,900 "I long to have your arms around me... 174 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,100 "and feel your body against mine." 175 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,800 Are you crazy? 176 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,800 "It makes me want to be near you. 177 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,200 "You're not like anybody else at all. 178 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,000 "You're too wonderful for words. 179 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:32,300 "I know you don't feel like I do, but I just love-." 180 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,000 What the fuck do you think you're doing here? 181 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:37,300 What am I doing here? Well, who can say, Steve? 182 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,200 Now, that's a question we ask ourselves every day, isn't it? 183 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:42,300 I said, what the fuck do you think you're doing here? 184 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,700 Oh, Michael, there you are. I've been looking all over for you. 185 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:48,000 - Did you invite this guy? - Steve, he's a great dancer. 186 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,600 Here's a good song. You want to dance? 187 00:14:49,635 --> 00:14:51,400 Nice talking to you, Steve. 188 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,700 Hey, asshole. 189 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,600 No, not you, the other asshole. 190 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,500 One more crack out of you, Wisenheimer... 191 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,300 and I'm going to butter your necktie. 192 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,900 Well put, Rog. 193 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,100 Hey, Leon, stop them! Grab those guys! 194 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:13,100 Great. There's Roger and Michael-running. 195 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,400 There's eighty guys coming this way. 196 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,900 - Egads! - This is a great party. 197 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,200 - Start the car. - Open the back. 198 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,400 Start the car! We're going to fucking die! 199 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Hurry up! Hurry up! 200 00:15:31,035 --> 00:15:32,700 Come on! 201 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,500 Hurry up! Come on, man! 202 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,900 Slow down, Ricardo! 203 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,000 Hold on! We lost Roger! We lost Rog! 204 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,400 Pussies! 205 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,700 Hold on! 206 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:10,900 What the hell's he doing? 207 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,300 What the hell are you doing? 208 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,400 - Uh-oh. - Shit! 209 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,000 Steven, long time no see. 210 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,665 Hold on! 211 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:26,200 The asshole's gonna run the fence! 212 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,100 Holy shit! 213 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,300 Oh, shit! Look at that! 214 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,400 All right! 215 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,600 Aw, shit! 216 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,400 Out of my way! Let me out of here! 217 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,900 Women and children first, you fuck. 218 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:00,800 Thanks. 219 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,800 Rog, what are you doing? 220 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,100 Let's get out of here! 221 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,300 You better keep running, you wimps! 222 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,400 Hey, they left us some beer, guys! 223 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,500 Michael, what are you doing here? 224 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:41,900 Come on, you want to do something? 225 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,100 Are you all right? What happened? 226 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,400 Everything. Come on, I'll tell you about it. 227 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,400 - Now? - Yeah, now. 228 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,800 Shh! Be quiet. You'll wake my father. 229 00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,700 Shh! Be quiet. You'll wake your father. 230 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,700 I can't believe I said those things to Deborah Anne Fimple. 231 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,500 I mean, why didn't I just walk up to her and say... 232 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,600 "Hey, Debbie, I'm an asshole"? 233 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,500 Well, I think she knows. 234 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:16,100 Fucking Roger. Jesus, how could I believe that guy? 235 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,100 Telling me that Deborah Anne Fimple... 236 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,400 wrote me a love letter. Jesus Christ. 237 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,800 She wrote you a letter? 238 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,300 I bet it was Ricardo. 239 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,100 I'm going to kick his ass. 240 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:30,600 - What did this letter say? - Everything I said to Debbie. 241 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,700 It sounded pretty good to me. 242 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,500 It wasn't good. It was great. 243 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,450 It was the best thing I ever read. 244 00:18:36,485 --> 00:18:38,200 It was like "Tender is the Night"... 245 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,100 or "The Way We Were." 246 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,600 Ricardo's dead meat. 247 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,400 You know, this isn't really that comfortable. 248 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,900 - Oh, here. - Oh, thanks. 249 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,000 What a night. 250 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,300 We thrashed Roger's van. 251 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,600 You know, maybe the letter's real. 252 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,300 Maybe somebody really is in love with you. 253 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:17,200 I just wish I knew why I loved her so much. 254 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,400 I mean, I think about her all the time. 255 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,500 She's so beautiful. 256 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:25,300 Everything about her. She's perfect. 257 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,200 I hate Steve Powers. 258 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:31,000 She's probably letting him feel her up right now. 259 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,500 - Ouch. - I'm sorry. 260 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,400 Well, I guess things could be worse. 261 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,300 I mean, I could be at the hospital... 262 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,200 having Steve's fist removed from my larynx. 263 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,600 Thanks for saving me. 264 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,000 If you're so gaga about Debbie, why don't you call her up... 265 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,200 tell her to dump Steve and give you a shot? 266 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,700 Yeah, right. After tonight? 267 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,565 You could always write her a letter. 268 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,200 I hate writing. Besides, she'd just tear it up. 269 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,100 Well, not if she didn't know who it came from. 270 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,100 - What do you mean? - Well, don't sign it. 271 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,100 Just have somebody else give it to her. 272 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,100 And this way, if she doesn't like it... 273 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,900 she'll never even know who wrote it. 274 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,800 You could give it to her. 275 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:34,700 Naw. I don't know. 276 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,200 Well, I'll see you. 277 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,300 You're really a good friend. 278 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,800 "Dear Debbie... 279 00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:01,600 "You are so..." 280 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,500 "so..." 281 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,000 Shit. 282 00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:32,700 "I long to have your arms around me... 283 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,100 "and feel your body-." 284 00:22:34,135 --> 00:22:35,700 Whoa, radical! 285 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,400 - Morning, sweetheart. - Hi, mom. 286 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,900 What are you doing up so early? 287 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,100 Summer vacation- Got a lot to do. 288 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,300 Like what? 289 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,600 Bunch of guys are meeting at the park. 290 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,900 Got to try to pick up some women. 291 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,100 What are you gonna do with them after you pick them up? 292 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,600 I don't know. What did Dad use to do with you? 293 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:56,400 Stuff I hope you won't try until you're a lot older. 294 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,700 What's that? 295 00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:01,000 - Breakfast. - Looks disgusting. 296 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:02,300 It's good. Want to try? 297 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,900 I'm gonna fix you some eggs and toast. 298 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,400 No, Mom, the guys are waiting. Got to go. 299 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,100 - Jeffrey. - Mom, I got to go. 300 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:12,700 Honey! You'll need some money to buy a decent lunch. 301 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:16,500 OK, Mom, but a decent lunch could be pretty expensive. 302 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:20,100 No tacos. 303 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,600 Gracias, seсora. 304 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,700 Oh, my God. 305 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,300 Morning, dear. 306 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,200 Morning. 307 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:14,800 - What's the matter? - I got something in my eye. 308 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,400 What is that? 309 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,400 - Breakfast. - That looks disgusting. 310 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,600 - Want me to fix you something? - No, thanks, I'm in a hurry. 311 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,200 I'll just catch a doughnut at the office. 312 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:26,700 You have class tonight? 313 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,200 Yeah, right. It's Thursday. Yeah. 314 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:32,200 Will you be home right after? 315 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:33,865 Honey, I'll try. 316 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:36,000 I just don't know. I may have to stay after. 317 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,000 I'll get home as soon as I can, but don't wait up. 318 00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:40,400 You just go to bed, and I'll slip in quietly. 319 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,700 You lying son of a bitch. How could you? 320 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,000 Mom? 321 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,400 You OK? What's the matter? 322 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:10,000 Oh, it's the mailman. 323 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,800 He said he'd be here at 8:00, and he's not here. 324 00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:17,900 Nobody keeps their word anymore. They're all lying bastards! 325 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,900 Hi, Michael. How you doing? 326 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,700 My mother's in there crying. I hope you're happy. 327 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,600 Mom. 328 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,400 Everything's OK, Mom. 329 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,500 I don't think he's going to be late again. 330 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,800 Thank you, Michael. 331 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:21,400 - Hello, Elizabeth. - Hi, George. 332 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,700 Oh, George, could I borrow your textbook for a second? 333 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,300 Tonight, we're going to cover the two types of costs... 334 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,400 associated with manufacturing processes. 335 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:47,500 That would be "variable" and "fixed." 336 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,600 There's a chart in your textbooks on page 98... 337 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,300 that will help illustrate what I'm talking about. 338 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,800 Everyone have the page? 339 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,700 You'll notice on the graph that the variable contributions... 340 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,100 to profit on each item will be such... 341 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,100 that the break-even point will be obtained... 342 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,200 when "x" number of units are produced. 343 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,200 Now, that break-even point... 344 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:13,500 is solely determined by your costs. 345 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:18,200 Now, variable costs include direct material, direct labor... 346 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,500 and overhead applicable to each individual unit. 347 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,200 Who in the class would like to define "fixed costs" for us? 348 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:33,300 No one wants to define "fixed costs?" 349 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,700 Michael, over here. 350 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,300 Toni, I'm sorry I'm late, just... 351 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,500 writing this thing just took forever. 352 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,800 I don't know. I think it's pretty good. 353 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:03,100 I don't know. Just give it to her. 354 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,400 What's that? 355 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,700 Oh, that's just the thing for School Afloat. 356 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,000 You're gonna spend your senior year on a boat? 357 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,700 I leave on the fifteenth. 358 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:14,200 I didn't know you were gonna do this. Why didn't you tell me? 359 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,100 I just did. 360 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,800 - Ready to order? - Yeah, I am. Michael? 361 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,300 No, no, no, I'm too nervous. I couldn't eat anything. 362 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,600 You go ahead. 363 00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:26,700 I'll have a meatball sandwich and another Pepsi. 364 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,000 - Good enough. - Oh, wait a minute. 365 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,300 I'll have a Pepsi, too. 366 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,100 Pepsi. Anything else? 367 00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:36,000 No, no. Well, uh... 368 00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:38,700 you're having a meatball sandwich? 369 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,300 Make it a meatball sandwich. 370 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,765 Meatball sandwich. 371 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,800 That's two meatball sandwiches and two Pepsis. Is that it? 372 00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:50,200 You don't feel like having any pizza, do you? 373 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,200 Give me a small- 374 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,100 No, no, no, make it a medium. 375 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,900 In fact, give me a large pizza. 376 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,100 That's two meatball sandwiches, two Pepsis... 377 00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:02,000 and a large pizza. Everything on it? 378 00:29:02,035 --> 00:29:03,700 No, no, just cheese. 379 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:06,600 And olive. 380 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:07,800 And mushrooms. 381 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,800 And sausage. 382 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,700 Everything. 383 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,700 Hold the onions. 384 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,400 God, when are you gonna give this thing to her? 385 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,500 Are you going to give it to her tonight? 386 00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:27,200 How am I gonna eat all that food? 387 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,700 Before we go, I just want to say one thing. 388 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,000 I know all of you work very hard during the day... 389 00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:33,365 and I'm sure that you could think... 390 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,100 of some more exciting ways to spend your evenings... 391 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,400 but remember that the degree that you earn in here... 392 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,400 can spell more money for you out there. 393 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:45,500 No sacrifice, no reward. 394 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,400 That's it. Thank you. 395 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,600 I think we better talk. 396 00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:10,450 I'll help you any way I can, George. 397 00:30:10,485 --> 00:30:12,200 What are you having trouble with? 398 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,300 I just-Elizabeth, my God. I mean, sooner or later... 399 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:18,500 you have to ask yourself if it's worth it. 400 00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:22,200 Yes, George, it is. 401 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,300 You've got guts. 402 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:26,400 George, it's not that hard. 403 00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:28,400 You just have to be willing to spend the time. 404 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,600 I know, I know, but I'm married. 405 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:34,200 I am, too, but I'm really taking the time... 406 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,700 and it's well worth it. 407 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:38,600 There's this great sense of accomplishment. 408 00:30:40,100 --> 00:30:44,100 Wait. You've been through this before? 409 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:47,900 George, I've been doing this for years. 410 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:55,500 George, are you worried about Connie? 411 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,900 You have the most understanding wife in the world. 412 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,800 You just have to give her a little time. 413 00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:04,800 You know, I had that problem with Lou in the beginning. 414 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,900 At first, they're a little threatened... 415 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:10,600 but that's only natural, and then they get used to it. 416 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,400 And after a couple of years, 417 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,300 they get behind it a hundred percent... 418 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,800 once they realize what a really good thing it is. 419 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,200 My God. 420 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:21,900 Where have I been? 421 00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:27,600 We've known each other a long time. 422 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:31,000 Don't back out now, George. 423 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:34,400 You're absolutely right, Liz. 424 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,600 We have known each other a long time... 425 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,700 and I can't deny that I haven't felt like this, too... 426 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,800 but I never thought that you, Elizabeth- 427 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,700 I'm-I'm sorry. 428 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,500 I'll call you next week. 429 00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:09,600 This is good. I think this is good. 430 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,100 I think you're right. Thank you. 431 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:22,600 I know it's a long shot... 432 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:24,350 but if this letter thing does work out... 433 00:32:24,385 --> 00:32:26,000 and I do get to go out with Debbie... 434 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,300 how do you think I should handle it? 435 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:29,600 Handle what? 436 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,600 Come on, Ton, she's going out with Steve Powers. 437 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,800 That dude's twenty years old. 438 00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:35,900 She's gonna expect something. 439 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:39,700 Michael, are you saying that you don't know what to do? 440 00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:41,700 No, no, no, no. I know what to do. 441 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:44,900 I just don't want to do too much. 442 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,200 Then again, I don't want to do too little. 443 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,000 I want to do what she expects me to do. 444 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,500 I think that you have to let these things happen naturally. 445 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,400 Well, Toni, I'm not a natural guy. 446 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,500 That's true. Michael, I don't know. 447 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,900 I think if it's meant to happen... 448 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,600 between two people, it'll happen. 449 00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:03,400 You can't push it. 450 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,900 Right. 451 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,800 Toni, look, can I tell you something? 452 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,500 But you got to promise not to tell anybody. Anybody. 453 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:13,900 I promise. 454 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:19,200 Well, if you have to get absolutely technical... 455 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,400 I've never really done it. 456 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,900 Oh, come on. 457 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,900 What about you and Carol Lombardo? 458 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:27,465 What about me and Carol Lombardo? 459 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:29,400 The field trip. She spent the night in your tent... 460 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,400 told everybody you guys went all the way. 461 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,400 Yeah, well, Carol Lombardo's idea of going all the way... 462 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,100 is talking about it all night long... 463 00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:37,300 then falling asleep before the big bang. 464 00:33:37,335 --> 00:33:39,500 You never did it? 465 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:42,100 - Really? - Really. 466 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,900 Carol Lombardo really bragged about that night. 467 00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:47,700 I know I'll never forget it. 468 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,700 I've never done it, either. 469 00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:57,800 Oh, get out of here, Toni. 470 00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:00,200 Roger's my best friend. He tells me everything. 471 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:02,500 I went out with Roger exactly two times. 472 00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:03,965 Well, according to Roger... 473 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,800 it wasn't the quantity of time you spent together. 474 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:07,600 It was the quality of time you spent together. 475 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,800 Apparently, it was pretty high-grade stuff. 476 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,800 What exactly did he say? 477 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,400 Come on, Toni, that's between you and Rog. 478 00:34:13,435 --> 00:34:14,800 It's none of my business. 479 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,700 - What did he say? - Toni, don't. 480 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,900 He just said you guys were kissing and stuff. 481 00:34:20,935 --> 00:34:23,400 His exact words, Michael. 482 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:28,300 He said that you boffed his brains out in his van. 483 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,300 Thank you. Come again. Have a nice night. 484 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,400 Hey, thanks, zitface! 485 00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:40,700 Zitface. They called our friend zitface. 486 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,565 Oh, God, they're so unkind. 487 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,200 Come on, you guys. Would you quit screwing around? 488 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,700 I'm trying to work here. 489 00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:50,500 I have to pay for my van, which Duran Duran here thrashed. 490 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,500 Welcome to the Dancing Burger. 491 00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:57,000 Can I take your order, please? 492 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,200 Roger, is that you? 493 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,865 Yeah. Who's this? 494 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:04,000 I hear you're quite a ladies' man. 495 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,000 Ladies' man? Zitface? 496 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,900 Yeah, well, you heard right. 497 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 Why don't you cruise up to the window... 498 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,500 so's we can take a better look at you? 499 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,400 Well, I'll come up just as soon as you tell me one thing. 500 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,400 Did you tell your friends... 501 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,000 I boffed your brains out in your van? 502 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,000 I thought so. 503 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:36,800 This is so cool. 504 00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:42,600 Toni, not my van! 505 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,300 Come on, Toni! You're gonna regret this! 506 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,700 I just got it fixed the other-no, Toni! 507 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:48,365 Please don't do this to me! 508 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,700 Oh, no, no! You're gonna regret it! 509 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,700 Toni, I'm gonna kill you! Don't- 510 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,500 Roger, come back here! 511 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,200 Toni, don't do that to me! 512 00:35:56,235 --> 00:35:58,000 You got work to do. 513 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,100 - No, Toni! - Get in here! 514 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,550 Oh, there's my dinner! 515 00:36:03,585 --> 00:36:05,500 Boy, is she pissed. 516 00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:08,200 The exact phrase I was searching for. 517 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,200 Go, baby! 518 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,965 Jesus! 519 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,800 You're one gutsy virgin. 520 00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:48,800 It's none of your business. 521 00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:02,700 "My dearest darling... 522 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,365 "I love you more than yesterday... 523 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,200 "and more than all of yesterday's tomorrows." 524 00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:12,900 "Nothing is as dear to me as are you"? 525 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:15,800 Oh, Michael, this is dog-doo. 526 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,100 "Love is the flower of time... 527 00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:20,200 "and every petal that falls... 528 00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:22,800 "is an eternal moment without you"? 529 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,500 Jesus, what'd you do, go to a greeting-card store? 530 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,700 "I have finally found the courage... 531 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,300 "to write you a letter." 532 00:37:57,300 --> 00:38:01,000 "You may never know... 533 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,800 "who I am... 534 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:08,500 "but that hasn't stopped you... 535 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:11,600 "from giving me... 536 00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:14,200 "the greatest gift... 537 00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:16,800 "I've ever known." 538 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,800 Idiot. 539 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:31,700 "If for just one brief moment... 540 00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:37,900 "I could feel your lips against mine..." 541 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:41,600 "I would die a happy man." 542 00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:45,200 I'm in love. L think this is the most beautiful letter... 543 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,600 I've ever read in my entire life. 544 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:50,300 It's even better than the one I got from Jimmy Wyatt. 545 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,600 He was so in love with me. 546 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:58,500 But this, this is so... You got to tell me who wrote it. 547 00:38:58,700 --> 00:38:59,900 I can't. 548 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:03,200 - Toni, you're my best friend. - I am? 549 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,400 Well, close enough. 550 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,400 Goddamn it, tell me who wrote it. 551 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,600 Debbie, I promised. I'm sorry. 552 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,200 I hate you. 553 00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:14,800 - Anybody home? - In here, Mom! 554 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,300 Hi, Toni. How are you? 555 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:21,600 - Fine, Mrs. Fimple. How are you? - Good. Hi, sweetheart. 556 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,000 Where's your father? 557 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,500 He pulled a night shift. 558 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:30,200 The one night I don't teach. I can't stand it. 559 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,600 Who wrote the fucking letter? 560 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,600 I think it's time for me to go. 561 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,800 Toni, how can you stand in the way? 562 00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:38,000 I could very possibly... 563 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,700 be extremely in love with this person. 564 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,400 I mean, he's obviously in love with me. 565 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:46,800 - Well, what about Steve? - Well, what about Steve? 566 00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:49,600 Well, Debbie, I heard that you were boffing his brains out. 567 00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:52,100 What? Who told you that? 568 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,700 Do you know Roger? 569 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,000 Works at the Dancing Burger, drives a beat-up van? 570 00:39:57,100 --> 00:39:59,300 Oh, that little shit. 571 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,700 Well, anyway, you're going out with Steve. 572 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,200 I thought that was pretty serious. 573 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:06,200 How can anyone be serious about a stupid jock like-Steve! 574 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:07,500 - Hi, Steve. - Ton. 575 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,200 - Bye, Deb. - Hi, babe. 576 00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:10,800 Hi, Steve. 577 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,600 That's my name, honey, don't wear it out. 578 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,500 Hey, how about a kiss for old Stevie, huh? 579 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:21,300 Come and get it. 580 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,200 Is your old man home? 581 00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:41,500 Take your hands off my daughter, fruitlips. 582 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,900 Hi, Mr., uh, Lt. Fimple. 583 00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:45,300 How are you, sir? 584 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,100 OK, Jocko. What about yourself? 585 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,400 Holy shit. You're getting pretty big. 586 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:53,300 What you curling these days besides your hair, handjob? 587 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:54,665 Daddy. 588 00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:57,500 One-fifteen, three sets of ten, sir. 589 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,900 - What's two and two? - Daddy! 590 00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:01,500 Just kidding, Steverino. 591 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:06,100 - One more thing, loverboy. - Oh, God. 592 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:09,000 You get her pregnant, I'll blow your dick off. 593 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,300 Daddy! 594 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,000 I want to die. 595 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:03,500 - She really liked it, huh? - Yes, Michael. 596 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,400 She really liked it. 597 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:07,900 Did she say, "I really like it"? 598 00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:09,600 Michael, she loved it, OK? 599 00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:12,300 She loved it. Whoa. 600 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:14,600 I think I ought to write her another one. What do you think? 601 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,600 You think I ought to write her another one? 602 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,800 Jesus. 603 00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:56,700 Please, Toni, you got to tell me who this is. 604 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,000 All right. You want to meet him tonight? 605 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,900 - Hello? - Hi, it's me. 606 00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:11,865 Do you want to meet her tonight? 607 00:43:11,900 --> 00:43:13,700 Tonight? You mean, "tonight" tonight? 608 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,900 Tonight. 609 00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:17,800 Yeah, sure, OK. Does she know who I am? 610 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,800 No. That's why she wants to meet you. 611 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,000 - I'm ready. What time? - 8:00? McCambridge park? 612 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,000 OK, thanks a lot, Toni. Thank you so much... 613 00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:29,800 and what do you think I should wear? 614 00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:32,400 A paper bag over your head. 615 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:33,665 He's all yours. 616 00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:35,600 Oh, God! Thank you so much, Toni. 617 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,200 You're really my best friend. 618 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,300 What do you think I should wear? 619 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,000 Something demure. 620 00:43:43,100 --> 00:43:46,700 Oh, Christian Demure. I got tons of her stuff. 621 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000 How are you? 622 00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:21,800 Look, Michael, I'm waiting for someone, OK? 623 00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:25,100 - So if you don't mind... - Yeah, well, it's me. 624 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,000 - What's you? - I'm the one you're waiting for. 625 00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:33,900 Michael, I'm really not in the mood, OK? 626 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,700 I wrote the letters. 627 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:41,100 The ones Toni gave you. I wrote 'em. 628 00:45:41,300 --> 00:45:42,500 You? 629 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,200 Holy shit. 630 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,000 Last week when you kissed me... 631 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,800 - I never thought that- - Neither did I. 632 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,400 But that letter, George... 633 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:04,300 I know, I know. It was so filled with emotion. 634 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:07,400 - Oh, yes, it was. - Well, maybe we should- 635 00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:09,900 I don't know. Do you want to? 636 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,400 Maybe we should just... 637 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,300 have a cup of coffee. 638 00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:20,500 Coffee, that's good. 639 00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:22,700 That's very good. 640 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,300 A cup of coffee, that's very good. 641 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,700 Here. Let me carry those books. 642 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,200 Oh. Thank you. 643 00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:36,300 I don't drink coffee. 644 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,000 Neither do I. 645 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,300 - Are you hungry? - Well, I am, yes. 646 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,200 Oh, thank you, George. 647 00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:06,200 Ryan. 648 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,100 George Ryan. 649 00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:11,000 Lousy scumbag. 650 00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:20,300 Do you believe this? 651 00:47:20,335 --> 00:47:22,100 No, I can't believe it. 652 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,900 Well, I can't stand it. 653 00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:26,500 Oh, God, she's touching him! 654 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,700 I'm gonna kill myself. 655 00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:33,400 They're waitin' on a burger here. 656 00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:35,700 How did he get Deborah Anne Fimple? 657 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,500 I don't know, but if Michael can get a date with her... 658 00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:42,500 I guess it's pretty obvious who's gonna be next in line. 659 00:47:42,700 --> 00:47:44,750 Yeah, right. 660 00:47:44,785 --> 00:47:46,800 Oh, God. 661 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,200 I mean, I have never read anything like those letters. 662 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,000 I just fell in love with them. 663 00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:58,200 Your feelings are so amazingly beautiful. 664 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,100 And to be able to put them... 665 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,400 and write them down on paper like that... 666 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:06,200 I think you're a poet. 667 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,500 What did you mean when you said... 668 00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:13,200 I'd given you the greatest gift you'd ever known? 669 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,700 Well... 670 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:20,900 naturally, I was referring to the whole giving concept. 671 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,000 You know, the concept of giving. 672 00:48:26,100 --> 00:48:28,800 That's a wonderful concept. 673 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,800 God, Michael. 674 00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:35,300 I just-well, you know. 675 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,700 And this is like... 676 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,100 I mean... 677 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,900 what if you had never written those letters? 678 00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:44,900 I would be out with Steve tonight. 679 00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:46,800 Miguel, compadre, how you doin'? 680 00:48:46,900 --> 00:48:49,100 Do you get the chili burger... 681 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,300 or does this one belong to the lovely lady? 682 00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:53,700 That goes to the lady, Rog. Thank you. 683 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,300 Put it down, Roger. 684 00:49:05,100 --> 00:49:07,000 Debbie, you probably don't remember me... 685 00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:10,000 but I was in your biology class last year. 686 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,800 My name's Roger, Roger Despard, Jr. 687 00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:16,600 I sat in the back. 688 00:49:19,300 --> 00:49:21,900 You remember me? 689 00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:26,200 Roger, do you drive a beat-up van? 690 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,800 That's me! 691 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,900 Put this in your big mouth, you lying little shit! 692 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,100 Nice goin', G.I. Joe. 693 00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:48,900 People just shouldn't shoot their mouths off... 694 00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:51,900 about things they know absolutely nothing about. 695 00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:55,800 - What'd he say? - It's not important. 696 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,000 He said I boffed Steve Powers' brains out. 697 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,300 He did? 698 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,400 - Yeah. Toni said he did. - Toni said he did? 699 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,600 What's wrong? 700 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,000 People just shouldn't shoot their mouths off... 701 00:50:11,035 --> 00:50:13,200 about things they don't know anything about. 702 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,800 Michael, are you taking me to Kough Park? 703 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,700 Great. 704 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,000 I hate you, Michael. 705 00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:31,800 I love you, Michael. 706 00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:53,300 You know, I haven't been up here since 1965. 707 00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:56,100 Yeah. It hasn't changed much. 708 00:51:56,300 --> 00:51:59,400 No, except now they know about birth control. 709 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:01,300 Let's hope so. 710 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,000 Are you ever sorry you didn't marry Ed? 711 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:15,900 Everybody thought you two would get married... 712 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,400 right after high school. 713 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:20,900 No. Not after I met Lou. 714 00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:22,465 Lou was it for me. 715 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:26,600 Yeah. That's pretty much the same for me and Connie. 716 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,400 I like Connie. I like her very much. 717 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:33,700 Yeah, she's great. She really is. And I like Lou. 718 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,600 The thing about Lou... 719 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:39,700 I mean, he's just not your average... 720 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,600 I like Lou. 721 00:52:44,700 --> 00:52:46,500 Lou likes you, too. 722 00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:51,900 I'll kill 'em. 723 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,000 Turn on your lights, asshole! 724 00:53:32,100 --> 00:53:34,000 What the hell are you doing? Hey, ass- 725 00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:38,000 - Oh. Hiya, Steve. - Have you seen Debbie? 726 00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:40,200 - Have you seen Debbie, Lynn? - No. 727 00:54:11,300 --> 00:54:13,200 Hey, what-hey! 728 00:54:13,300 --> 00:54:15,200 David, come back in here! 729 00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:19,700 Steve! Steve, I have been looking all over for you. 730 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,100 - Out of my way, Toni. - What are you doing? 731 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,165 - She's out with another guy. - Oh, hi, Steve. 732 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,200 I'm gonna find him and I'm gonna kick the shit out of him. 733 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:27,500 Steve, forget Debbie. 734 00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:29,500 There's lots of other girls out there... 735 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,400 who would treat you a lot better than Debbie does. 736 00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:33,600 - Yeah? Like who? - Like me. 737 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,700 Can't you, uh... 738 00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:43,000 can't you feel my heart pounding? 739 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,800 Yeah. You got a pretty big heart there. 740 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,700 You, uh... you wanna go somewhere? 741 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,000 Yeah, sure. Why not? 742 00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:03,800 My car's right over there. 743 00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:05,100 Let's go. 744 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:09,800 You know something, Ton? 745 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,600 I have always liked you. 746 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:16,400 All the classes were over an hour ago. 747 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:21,200 Oh, I think my husband just got home. 748 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,300 Thank you very much. 749 00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:29,500 - Lou. - Connie, we have to talk... 750 00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:31,700 but first you gotta promise me you're gonna be strong. 751 00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:34,900 We both have to be strong. 752 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,700 It's about George. 753 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:41,800 Bastards. 754 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,600 We shouldn't be here. 755 00:55:45,700 --> 00:55:49,200 George, we shouldn't be here. 756 00:55:49,300 --> 00:55:51,900 We're happily married. 757 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,400 You're right. 758 00:55:59,300 --> 00:56:01,700 Please don't stare at me like that. 759 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,400 I can't help it, I can't help it. 760 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:04,600 You're so beautiful. 761 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,000 I've wanted you ever since I first saw you... 762 00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:09,500 in your drill-team uniform. 763 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:15,300 George, why didn't you do anything about it then? 764 00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:17,900 Because... 765 00:56:18,100 --> 00:56:20,100 Because I was a chickenshit. 766 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,500 - Oh, my God! - I knew it. What? 767 00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:31,400 - Oh, my God! - What-I'm sorry. 768 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,700 My daughter is in the next car. 769 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:41,200 Oh, my God. Oh, God, oh, God. So is my son. 770 00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:43,000 - George, George. - What? 771 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:44,500 We have to get out of here right now. 772 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,600 - OK, let's go. - Do you think they saw us? 773 00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:49,000 I don't know. 774 00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,800 - Hurry, George. - Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God! 775 00:56:51,900 --> 00:56:54,700 George, George, George, hurry. 776 00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,300 Oh, Lou, I can't believe this. 777 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:03,800 It's OK, baby. We're gonna put a stop to this right now. 778 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,065 Shit! We missed them. 779 00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:26,300 They were right here in this spot! Damn it! 780 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,700 You OK, Con? 781 00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:33,500 Oh, Louis, what are we gonna do? 782 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,300 I don't know, baby. I... 783 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,200 don't know. 784 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:47,800 You know, I haven't been up here since 1965. 785 00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:51,900 Hasn't changed much. 786 00:57:57,100 --> 00:57:58,600 After you. 787 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:30,900 So... 788 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,400 this is where you live, huh? 789 00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:38,100 Usually you gotta be a junior to have a room like this. 790 00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:41,900 Hey, you want a beer? 791 00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:43,800 Oh, no, thanks. 792 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,400 You got some kind of birth control with you... 793 00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:00,000 or do you want me to wear a rubber? 794 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,300 Steve, is there a bathroom around here? 795 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,300 I've got something with me. 796 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:09,900 Yeah, right there. 797 00:59:23,700 --> 00:59:27,400 Yeah, Steve, wear a rubber- Wear it over your face. 798 00:59:42,300 --> 00:59:45,400 Oh, shit. 799 00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,800 Can you hear me in there, Toni? 800 00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:50,500 I think you better wait a minute. 801 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:02,300 Look, Toni, I don't think this is gonna work. 802 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,900 I mean, I like you, I think you're a very nice person... 803 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,600 but, I mean, it just doesn't feel right. 804 01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:13,800 I mean, I'm in love with Debbie. 805 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,600 And I wish I wasn't, but I am. 806 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,400 I mean, hell, I got feelings, too. 807 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:25,900 But I just don't think that you and I should... 808 01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:29,800 you know, I just don't think that you and I should, uh... 809 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,100 I mean, I just don't think we should. 810 01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:37,300 Unless, of course, you really had your heart set on it... 811 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:40,600 because, you know, I can understand that, too, Ton. 812 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,900 How could they do this to us? 813 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,800 You'd be surprised what people can do, Connie. 814 01:00:54,900 --> 01:00:56,800 I see it every day. 815 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,800 Sometimes I find myself saying to myself... 816 01:00:59,900 --> 01:01:02,700 "Lou, how can people do the things they do?" 817 01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:04,200 I guess they're just- 818 01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:07,900 They're-they're just plain weak, Connie. 819 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,200 I sure never thought Liz was. 820 01:01:09,300 --> 01:01:13,700 I mean, twenty years, and I never cheated on her once. 821 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,865 I never even looked at another man. 822 01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:19,500 First, I wanted to kill 'em- My wife and my friend. 823 01:01:19,700 --> 01:01:22,300 My husband and my friend. 824 01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:25,500 What the hell we gonna do, Connie? 825 01:01:25,700 --> 01:01:26,900 Fuck 'em. 826 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,600 Oh, God, yes! 827 01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:46,100 Oh, Liz hardly ever does that anymore. 828 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:48,900 My son's in the next car! 829 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,400 Holy shit! He's with my daughter! 830 01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:53,200 Oh, my God, Lou, what are you doing? 831 01:01:53,300 --> 01:01:55,000 Get back in here. Want them to see us? 832 01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,900 Get in here! Get down! 833 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000 We gotta get out of here. 834 01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:21,800 I don't mean to be a tease... 835 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,300 but this is the first time we've been together... 836 01:02:23,335 --> 01:02:26,300 and I don't think it's right this soon. 837 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:29,100 Right. Right, it's too soon. 838 01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:32,200 - Would you hand me my bra? - Yeah, sure. 839 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,900 Oh, thank God. 840 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,200 He's not here. 841 01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:11,800 Son of a bitch. 842 01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:13,400 Thanks, Lou. 843 01:03:29,700 --> 01:03:33,000 Holy shit! 844 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:36,100 You rotten, low-life, son of a bitch! 845 01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:39,600 Oh, my God. 846 01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:46,300 You know, I have never gone out... 847 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,300 with a guy in my own grade before. 848 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:51,000 Yeah, neither have I. 849 01:03:51,100 --> 01:03:52,800 How old are you? 850 01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:55,100 Seventy-one, seventy-two. 851 01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:59,400 You know, I can't remember. I'm getting so old. 852 01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:01,165 You're sixteen, aren't you? 853 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:03,300 Well, if you wanna get absolutely technical... 854 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:06,400 Oh, God! I'm a cradle robber. 855 01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:09,800 Well, come on. I'm gonna be 17 a week from Saturday. 856 01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:12,600 Really? A week from Saturday? 857 01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:14,800 Yeah. That's a very big day for me. 858 01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:17,700 From then on out, it's adios, diapers. 859 01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:19,800 Bonjour, rubber pants. 860 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,100 Oh, shit. There's daddy. 861 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:27,000 Call me tomorrow? 862 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:29,900 Promise? 863 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,500 - I had a great time. - Yeah. 864 01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:36,600 Really. 865 01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:56,100 Lyin' bastard, son of a bitch. 866 01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,100 That scumbag piece of shit. 867 01:04:58,200 --> 01:04:59,900 Good evening, Mr. Fimple. 868 01:04:59,935 --> 01:05:01,300 Fuck you. 869 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,600 Hi, Ton. It's Debbie. You gotta help me. 870 01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,000 It's Michael's birthday Saturday... 871 01:05:14,035 --> 01:05:15,600 and I wanna give him a party. 872 01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:18,600 Your parents are still out of town, aren't they? 873 01:05:18,700 --> 01:05:21,700 Well, I was wondering if we could have it at your house. 874 01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,200 It won't be a big one, and I will take care of everything. 875 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:25,900 - I promise you. - No. 876 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000 Oh, Toni, please? 877 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:31,200 You know I can't have it here. You know how my dad is. 878 01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:33,100 Plus they're having bridge club that night. 879 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,300 Debbie, I can't. I promised my parents. 880 01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:38,200 Oh, please, Toni? Please, please, please? 881 01:05:38,300 --> 01:05:39,900 You won't even have to give him a present. 882 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,800 Your house will be the present. 883 01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:45,900 He's taking me out tonight, and I want to be able to tell him. 884 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,200 Oh, you gotta say yes. I'm in love. 885 01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,500 Oh, please? 886 01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:53,100 Oh, all right. 887 01:05:53,135 --> 01:05:54,600 Thanks, Ton. 888 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,600 You look great. 889 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:11,100 I hope so. 890 01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:17,400 I cannot believe how much money I spent shopping today. 891 01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:19,400 I saw this great movie last night. 892 01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:21,900 I must've gone to every single store in the city. 893 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,700 I must've walked at least ten miles. 894 01:06:23,900 --> 01:06:26,000 And then I found the most darling boutique... 895 01:06:26,100 --> 01:06:27,500 you've ever seen in your life. 896 01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:29,100 Actually, that's where I got these gloves. 897 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:31,400 But they had the most darling accessories... 898 01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:33,900 and jewelry you would die for. 899 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,200 These earrings I saw came down to about here... 900 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:39,200 with rhinestones and pearls. I should've gotten them. 901 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:42,200 I think I'll go back for them. But then I went to I. Magnin's. 902 01:06:42,300 --> 01:06:44,300 I mean, they have absolutely everything... 903 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:47,900 and I bought the greatest dress. God, it is so beautiful. 904 01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,000 It's got all this taffeta with little pleats. 905 01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:53,100 Comes down to right about here. The shoes were the killer. 906 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,400 Took me forever to find a pair that would go with it. 907 01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:57,900 I went to Capezio's, Jourdan's, Bullocks... 908 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,200 and then I finally found these at Henshaws... 909 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,500 and they go with everything, just about. 910 01:07:02,535 --> 01:07:04,600 Those are great. And I love that top. 911 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,400 Oh, this old thing? I got this weeks ago. 912 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:09,900 Boy, was that a day. Unbelievable. 913 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,000 Must've walked fifteen miles that day. 914 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:14,500 There's a lot more to shopping... 915 01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:16,900 than just going out and buying stuff. 916 01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:21,000 I mean, not only do you have to know where to go... 917 01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:22,600 but you have to know when to go. 918 01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:25,200 Day after Christmas is the best day of the whole year. 919 01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:26,400 And that's when you get all the best deals. 920 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:30,000 You can get a whole new wardrobe for half price. 921 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,400 Last year, I-who is it? 922 01:07:35,100 --> 01:07:37,500 Now, take Toni, for instance. 923 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:39,600 I like Toni a lot. Don't get me wrong. 924 01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:42,300 She does not know the first thing about clothes. 925 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:44,400 I mean, she could be so much more attractive... 926 01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:47,800 if she just paid a little more attention to what she wore. 927 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,200 Boy, I am so hungry. 928 01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:52,000 I must've walked twenty miles today. 929 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:55,000 Well, they say food is a substitute for a lack of sex. 930 01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,500 Did you see "Doctor Zhivago" last night? 931 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,100 IYeah! That was the movie I saw. 932 01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:02,800 I loved the part where Rod Steiger- 933 01:08:02,835 --> 01:08:04,000 It was the best ever. 934 01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:07,200 I mean, Julie Christie's clothes are un- 935 01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:09,600 Fuck! Shit! Goddamn it! 936 01:08:09,700 --> 01:08:11,700 Fucking shit! These are my brand-new pants... 937 01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:14,500 and I cannot fucking believe I did this! 938 01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:16,300 Fucking shit! 939 01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:18,400 I have to go to the bathroom. Would you get me some club soda? 940 01:08:18,500 --> 01:08:21,400 Excuse me! Fucking shit! 941 01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:22,600 Damn it! 942 01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:31,500 Can I have some club soda, please? 943 01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:33,700 - Anything else? - No. 944 01:08:33,900 --> 01:08:35,200 What'd you do to Debbie? 945 01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:37,200 She spilled something on her pants. 946 01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:39,200 - Tragedy. - No kidding. 947 01:08:39,235 --> 01:08:40,900 Fifty cents. 948 01:08:45,900 --> 01:08:47,800 Aw, that little shit! 949 01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:50,900 Toni, can I borrow some money, please? 950 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,200 Sure. 951 01:08:55,300 --> 01:08:57,600 Thanks. I'll pay you back. I promise. 952 01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:58,800 Forget it. 953 01:09:00,700 --> 01:09:02,600 I'll see you Saturday. 954 01:09:09,900 --> 01:09:11,800 Hi. Excuse me. Could you do me a favor? 955 01:09:11,900 --> 01:09:14,800 Did you see a girl go in there with a stain on her pants? 956 01:09:14,900 --> 01:09:18,000 Where's the Goddamned club soda? 957 01:09:27,900 --> 01:09:29,800 I'm sorry, Michael. 958 01:09:29,900 --> 01:09:31,800 I guess I wasn't much fun tonight. 959 01:09:31,900 --> 01:09:33,900 No, it's OK. I had a lot of fun. 960 01:09:35,500 --> 01:09:37,900 I'll make it up to you on your birthday. 961 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,400 I promise. 962 01:10:10,300 --> 01:10:12,300 You're probably asking yourself right now... 963 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,400 why your younger and much smaller brother... 964 01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:15,600 is apparently borrowing money from you. 965 01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:17,400 You little shit! 966 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:19,400 But, Mike! Mike, don't do it! 967 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:21,600 - Mike! Mom! - Give me the money. 968 01:10:21,635 --> 01:10:23,700 Here. Take it. What are you gonna do? 969 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:26,500 Not in mom's rosebushes! 970 01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:11,900 - Hello. - Hello, Liz. 971 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,800 It's-it's George. Can you talk? 972 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,400 I can talk. 973 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:20,400 Oh, God, your voice sounds so beautiful over the phone. 974 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:24,800 I've been thinking about you all week, too. 975 01:11:25,100 --> 01:11:28,200 Well, me, too, George. 976 01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:29,765 But, I just-look, Liz... 977 01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:31,600 I just don't know how it's gonna work. 978 01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:34,800 I mean, I just don't know how it's gonna work. 979 01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:38,400 It can't. It can't. I like Connie too much. 980 01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:39,900 God, and I like Lou. 981 01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:42,700 And we're just not these kind of people, George. 982 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,900 Oh, God. I know. Jesus. Sometimes I wish we were. 983 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,900 I know. I know. 984 01:11:48,100 --> 01:11:50,000 So... 985 01:11:51,700 --> 01:11:53,600 So that's it then. 986 01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:56,500 We're doing the right thing, George. 987 01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:58,700 Yeah, yeah. I know. I know we are. 988 01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,100 Well, then I'll... 989 01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:05,900 I'll see you around sometime. 990 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,200 I'll see you Saturday. 991 01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:13,000 Goddamn! OK, Liz, if you're willing to take a chance... 992 01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:14,300 so am I. Goddamn it! 993 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:17,000 I'll meet you Saturday any place, any time. 994 01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:18,900 No, George! It's bridge club Saturday. 995 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,500 You and Connie are coming to our house. 996 01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:26,200 Holy shit. 997 01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:29,000 Bridge-bridge club? 998 01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:32,900 It's OK. It's OK, George. We didn't do anything. 999 01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:34,500 Well... 1000 01:12:37,100 --> 01:12:39,000 Saturday. See you then. 1001 01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:54,100 Lieutenant Fimple, vice. 1002 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:55,800 I can't go through with it, Lou. 1003 01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:58,900 Neither can I, Con. 1004 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:02,500 We're just not like them. I've given it a lot of thought. 1005 01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:04,465 Something inside me keeps saying... 1006 01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:06,400 "Hey, Fimple, what the hell you think you're doing? 1007 01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:08,200 "You got a wife and kid. You're a detective. 1008 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:09,800 "Isn't that supposed to mean something?" 1009 01:13:09,835 --> 01:13:11,300 Sure it does, but that doesn't mean... 1010 01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:13,200 I don't think you're an attractive woman, Connie. 1011 01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:15,300 You are. A damn attractive woman. 1012 01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:17,300 If this thing inside me weren't saying what it was saying... 1013 01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:18,665 I'd be saying something else right now. 1014 01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:22,000 Lou, shut up. I'm talking about Saturday night. 1015 01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:25,200 OK, fuck 'em. They're doing it to us, we'll do it to them. 1016 01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:27,300 Saturday's fine by me. Where do you wanna meet? 1017 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:28,965 Lou, I'm talking about bridge club! 1018 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,600 Bridge club is Saturday night! We're having it at your house! 1019 01:13:31,900 --> 01:13:33,700 You and me, him and her, all together... 1020 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:36,200 at the same house at the same time! 1021 01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:40,100 Bridge club. Right. That'd be the perfect time... 1022 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:43,200 to blow this whole thing wide open. 1023 01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,300 Having a good time? 1024 01:13:58,400 --> 01:13:59,800 Yeah, it's great. 1025 01:13:59,900 --> 01:14:02,100 You can't imagine how much work it is... 1026 01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:04,400 putting one of these things together. 1027 01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:06,800 I really appreciate it. 1028 01:14:06,900 --> 01:14:09,400 You know, Toni, this whole thing's kinda weird. 1029 01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:11,900 You know, Debbie and Michael going out. 1030 01:14:12,100 --> 01:14:15,400 She's always going out with these guys from college. 1031 01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:17,165 Now she's throwing him this big party... 1032 01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:20,100 and, you know, for a present, I heard she's gonna... 1033 01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:21,900 Oh, boy. 1034 01:14:22,100 --> 01:14:23,600 She's gonna what? 1035 01:14:23,700 --> 01:14:26,900 What's she gonna give Michael? 1036 01:14:27,100 --> 01:14:30,600 Look, if I tell you, you gotta promise not to tell anybody. 1037 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,365 Oh, I don't care. Forget it. 1038 01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:34,900 All right, I'll go ahead and tell you. 1039 01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:37,500 Later tonight, she's gonna... 1040 01:14:37,700 --> 01:14:39,500 Well, they're gonna do it. 1041 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:42,200 She's gonna go all the way with him. Some present, huh? 1042 01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:54,700 Wow. Wish it was my birthday. 1043 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,100 All right! 1044 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,800 Make a wish. 1045 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,300 All right! 1046 01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:10,000 Speech! Speech! 1047 01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:12,000 Speech for Michael. 1048 01:15:12,100 --> 01:15:13,700 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 1049 01:15:13,735 --> 01:15:15,300 I'd just like to thank Mr. Quincy Jones. 1050 01:15:36,700 --> 01:15:40,500 That is what I call having your cake and eating it, too. 1051 01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:49,500 Ha! We win, you lose. 1052 01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:53,400 OK, winners move up, losers move down. 1053 01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:13,300 Well, here we all are. 1054 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,065 Uh, at the winner's table. 1055 01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:18,900 I guess we're all doing pretty well tonight. 1056 01:16:21,300 --> 01:16:22,900 Yeah, I guess so. 1057 01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:50,100 Elizabeth, you've really outdone yourself on the affairs. 1058 01:16:51,700 --> 01:16:53,700 On the hors d'oeuvres! 1059 01:16:56,100 --> 01:16:57,300 You lying piece of shit! 1060 01:16:57,500 --> 01:16:59,700 What'd I say? Wait a minute! I said hors d'oeuvres! 1061 01:16:59,900 --> 01:17:02,000 - You said affairs! - Lou, for God's sake! 1062 01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:03,365 I meant hors d'oeuvres! 1063 01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:05,600 Oh, yeah? It isn't what you said! 1064 01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:11,600 I don't know what I said! I was being polite! 1065 01:17:11,700 --> 01:17:14,200 Polite? I'll show you polite! 1066 01:17:24,100 --> 01:17:25,400 All right! Break it up! 1067 01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:36,500 Stop it, Lou! 1068 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:50,700 Can you imagine what they are doing right now? 1069 01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:55,300 Unbelievable. 1070 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,900 Now, Michael. 1071 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,900 Now. 1072 01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:09,500 - Ow! - What's the matter? 1073 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:10,800 Nothing. 1074 01:18:12,900 --> 01:18:14,300 Move down a bit. 1075 01:18:20,100 --> 01:18:22,000 - Debbie, what's wrong? - It hurts. 1076 01:18:22,100 --> 01:18:24,000 - What do you want me to do? - Do it right. 1077 01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:26,500 I thought I was. 1078 01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:29,500 Here. Try again. 1079 01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:38,100 - This isn't gonna work. - Yes, it is. 1080 01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:40,500 - Try it again. - I don't want to. 1081 01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:49,900 What are our friends gonna think if we don't do it? 1082 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,900 I don't give a shit what they think. 1083 01:18:52,100 --> 01:18:55,900 Well, I do. I told a lot of people about this. 1084 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:06,500 Michael, when you get down there... 1085 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:09,000 you act like it was the best experience you've ever had. 1086 01:19:09,100 --> 01:19:12,900 I don't want anyone to know about this... ever. 1087 01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:21,100 - Hey, guys, look who's back. - Whoa. Wait a sec. 1088 01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:24,900 Thank you all for making Michael's birthday... 1089 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,700 such a fabulous success. 1090 01:19:26,735 --> 01:19:27,800 No problem. 1091 01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:33,100 Thanks, Toni. 1092 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:05,465 Don't tell me what we did! 1093 01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:08,000 I know what we did, and we didn't do anything! 1094 01:20:08,100 --> 01:20:10,300 Don't tell me what you didn't do because I know! 1095 01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:12,000 Oh, I suppose you were there? 1096 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:13,800 As a matter of fact, I was! 1097 01:20:13,900 --> 01:20:17,300 What are you talking about? What do you mean you were there? 1098 01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:20,400 Since when did you start spying on people? 1099 01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:23,900 Since always! It's my job! I'm a cop! 1100 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:33,300 - No, I don't wanna hear it! - But I didn't- 1101 01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:34,700 I don't wanna talk about it! 1102 01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:37,300 That is a great idea, because there's nothing to talk about! 1103 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,400 That's right! There's nothing more to talk about! 1104 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:41,900 - I want a divorce! - What? Damn you. 1105 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,700 You're out of control now. You've lost your mind. 1106 01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:46,400 I can't believe you're doing this to me. After 20 years- 1107 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:48,300 Goddamn it! I didn't do anything to you! 1108 01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:49,765 How many times do I have to say that? 1109 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,700 Until you find somebody dumb enough to believe it! 1110 01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:54,400 Damn it, I'm telling you the truth. Nothing happened. 1111 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:56,000 Oh, nothing. 1112 01:20:56,100 --> 01:20:59,000 "When I look at you, I can't take my eyes off you." 1113 01:20:59,100 --> 01:21:00,500 I don't call that nothing. 1114 01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:04,900 "I long to have your arms around me and feel your body." 1115 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,765 Look, I didn't write that letter. 1116 01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:09,400 Jesus christ, Mom! What are you doing with my letter? 1117 01:21:09,700 --> 01:21:10,900 I can't believe this! 1118 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:14,000 Doesn't anybody have any privacy around here anymore? 1119 01:21:14,100 --> 01:21:15,200 Your letter? 1120 01:21:15,300 --> 01:21:18,000 I got it on the last day of school. Is that OKwith you? 1121 01:21:18,100 --> 01:21:20,000 Can you stay out of my stuff? 1122 01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:21,265 I can't believe this! 1123 01:21:21,300 --> 01:21:23,000 You can't even trust your own parents anymore. 1124 01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:24,800 I'm gonna get a guard dog and a bazooka. 1125 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:28,400 This is just wonderful. Perfect ending to a perfect day. 1126 01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:31,500 You know, some people still believe in love! 1127 01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:33,550 Some people still believe in marriage! 1128 01:21:33,585 --> 01:21:35,500 And some people still believe in trust! 1129 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:37,000 Ha! That's a laugh! 1130 01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:38,800 How could you say that after what you've done? 1131 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:40,500 I'll never trust you again! 1132 01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:42,400 What are you talking about? 1133 01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:44,500 Nothing happened! Will you listen to me? 1134 01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:47,500 This is what I'm talking about! 1135 01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:49,300 "If for just one brief moment... 1136 01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:51,500 "I could feel your lips against mine... 1137 01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,000 "I would die a happy man." 1138 01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:54,500 You call this nothing? 1139 01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:57,500 Daddy, that's my letter! How could you? 1140 01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:59,000 Your letter? 1141 01:21:59,100 --> 01:22:03,600 Michael wrote this letter to me! How could you read it? 1142 01:22:03,900 --> 01:22:07,800 I will never forgive you for this. Never! 1143 01:22:16,900 --> 01:22:18,400 Aw, honey. 1144 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:31,900 What are you doing here? 1145 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,900 Are you busy? 1146 01:23:34,100 --> 01:23:36,300 The party's over, Michael. 1147 01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:38,600 Well, can I come in for a while? 1148 01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:40,200 Why? What's wrong? 1149 01:23:40,235 --> 01:23:41,700 Debbie and I. 1150 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:48,100 I don't know. I think I made a big mistake. 1151 01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:51,300 Well, you know, as fascinating as that subject is to me... 1152 01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:52,800 it's late, and I want to go to bed. 1153 01:23:52,900 --> 01:23:55,700 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1154 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:57,500 What are you so upset about? 1155 01:23:59,300 --> 01:24:01,100 Oh, nothing much. 1156 01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:05,700 See, I gave this party tonight for a friend... 1157 01:24:05,900 --> 01:24:07,900 only there was this big highlight to the evening... 1158 01:24:08,100 --> 01:24:09,900 and I didn't know what it was. 1159 01:24:10,100 --> 01:24:13,000 But what it turns out to be is a couple of friends... 1160 01:24:13,100 --> 01:24:15,000 screwing in my parents' bedroom! 1161 01:24:15,100 --> 01:24:16,700 Well, the next time you're gonna do something like this... 1162 01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:19,900 do you mind telling me first? I don't like being used! 1163 01:24:20,100 --> 01:24:22,200 Toni, I didn't know that was gonna happen. 1164 01:24:22,300 --> 01:24:25,600 - Well, everybody else did. - Well, not much happened. 1165 01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:27,400 Yeah. Not much. 1166 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:29,300 Nothing happened, OK? Nothing happened. 1167 01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:31,400 Well, then what were you doing up there? 1168 01:24:31,435 --> 01:24:32,800 Look, it didn't happen! 1169 01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:36,800 I'm not supposed to tell anybody this... 1170 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:38,300 because she wants everybody to think... 1171 01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:41,100 that we had this wonderful experience. 1172 01:24:41,300 --> 01:24:44,600 But that's not even what I came here for. 1173 01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:47,300 Well, am I supposed to guess? 1174 01:24:50,500 --> 01:24:52,600 Would you go out with me sometime? 1175 01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:54,500 What? 1176 01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:58,000 I think we ought to go on a real date. 1177 01:24:58,100 --> 01:25:00,900 You and me, together. 1178 01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:02,865 What the hell happened to Debbie? 1179 01:25:02,900 --> 01:25:04,200 I don't know what the hell happened to Debbie! 1180 01:25:04,300 --> 01:25:06,800 I don't know. 1181 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,700 It just wasn't what I thought it was supposed to be. 1182 01:25:12,100 --> 01:25:15,000 I expected her to be like... 1183 01:25:15,100 --> 01:25:16,900 you. 1184 01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:19,400 You know, when we have a good time together. 1185 01:25:20,900 --> 01:25:24,200 That's what I expected, but it wasn't like that. 1186 01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:26,400 All right, so she's the most beautiful girl in school. 1187 01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:28,800 For all I know, she's the most beautiful girl in the world. 1188 01:25:30,900 --> 01:25:32,900 But you can only look for so long. 1189 01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,365 'Cause when you start listening... 1190 01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:36,800 man, all the lights are on, but nobody's home. 1191 01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:42,000 Toni, you and I have been friends for a long time. 1192 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:47,700 And I like being with you more than with anybody else. 1193 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:52,800 You probably don't even feel like that towards me. 1194 01:25:53,100 --> 01:25:54,500 Look, maybe we're overlooking something here. 1195 01:25:54,700 --> 01:25:56,600 Maybe we should go on a real date. 1196 01:25:56,700 --> 01:26:00,200 Just to see, you know? 1197 01:26:00,500 --> 01:26:02,400 What do you think? 1198 01:26:08,900 --> 01:26:12,200 I think you just won the asshole-of-the-year award. 1199 01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:33,700 Over on this side. 1200 01:26:57,200 --> 01:26:59,800 I just wanna know one thing, Michael. 1201 01:26:59,900 --> 01:27:02,300 Where's the man who wrote these letters? 1202 01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:05,200 Debbie, I'm sorry, but I gotta be honest with you. 1203 01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:06,700 I just, uh- 1204 01:27:08,100 --> 01:27:09,365 Whose are these? 1205 01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:13,900 Oh, that's cruel, Michael. That's really cruel. 1206 01:27:14,100 --> 01:27:15,800 Where'd you get these? 1207 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:17,700 From the man who I thought I loved. 1208 01:27:17,800 --> 01:27:18,865 I didn't write these. 1209 01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:20,200 These aren't the letters I wrote to you. 1210 01:27:20,300 --> 01:27:22,500 You're such an asshole! 1211 01:27:22,700 --> 01:27:24,500 When Steve gets a hold of you... 1212 01:27:24,535 --> 01:27:26,300 I would hate to be in your shoes. 1213 01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:56,000 Hello, is Toni there? This is Michael. 1214 01:27:56,100 --> 01:27:59,900 Oh, hi, Michael. Toni's outside helping her dad load the car. 1215 01:28:00,100 --> 01:28:01,500 I have to talk to her. 1216 01:28:01,700 --> 01:28:04,400 I'm sorry, Michael, but we're leaving in about two minutes. 1217 01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:06,000 You're leaving? You mean, Toni's leaving? 1218 01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:08,265 She's going on the School Afloat. 1219 01:28:08,300 --> 01:28:09,700 But wait a minute. I need to talk to her. 1220 01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:12,400 - I need to see her. - Her boat leaves in an hour. 1221 01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:14,400 She'll be gone for a year. 1222 01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:16,400 You'll have to write her a letter. 1223 01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:18,900 I'm sorry. They're honking for me, honey. Gotta run. 1224 01:28:44,600 --> 01:28:47,100 Oh, Toni, Michael just called to say good-bye. 1225 01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:50,000 Thanks. 1226 01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:06,600 Don't leave! Wait, Toni! 1227 01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:11,400 Toni, wait! 1228 01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:17,100 Wait a minute! 1229 01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:25,000 Shit. 1230 01:29:25,100 --> 01:29:26,800 Hey, come on. Hey, hey. 1231 01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:28,600 Hey, wait a minute! Give me a ride. 1232 01:29:28,635 --> 01:29:30,200 Come on, somebody give me a ride. 1233 01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:40,400 Hey, give me a ride! 1234 01:29:40,600 --> 01:29:41,800 Come on. 1235 01:29:50,100 --> 01:29:51,500 Oh, God, am I glad to see you. 1236 01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:53,165 Listen, you gotta get me to the harbor right away. 1237 01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:55,400 I've been looking for you, Mike. I'm gonna kick your ass. 1238 01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:56,700 No, wait a minute. Steve, you don't understand. 1239 01:29:56,900 --> 01:29:58,100 You can kick my ass later. I promise. 1240 01:29:58,300 --> 01:30:00,100 Debbie told me everything, you little prick. 1241 01:30:01,900 --> 01:30:03,100 You broke my nose! 1242 01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:04,265 Steve, I'm sorry. 1243 01:30:04,300 --> 01:30:06,500 You son of a bitch, you broke my nose! 1244 01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:08,300 Jesus. Are you all right? 1245 01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:09,865 I don't know. 1246 01:30:09,900 --> 01:30:12,800 You got to see a doctor. Shit! I gotta borrow your car. 1247 01:30:13,100 --> 01:30:15,065 Hey! Wait a minute! 1248 01:30:15,100 --> 01:30:17,000 Hey, where are you going? 1249 01:30:17,100 --> 01:30:19,200 Hey, what about my nose? 1250 01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:32,465 Excuse me! 1251 01:31:32,500 --> 01:31:36,100 Sir, excuse me. Could you tell me where School Afloat is? 1252 01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:37,700 School Afloat? 1253 01:31:41,400 --> 01:31:44,900 Go right down this road four or five lights... 1254 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:48,600 and you turn left, and you go up, uh... 1255 01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:50,800 Where was it you said you wanted to go? 1256 01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:09,700 Excuse me, sir! Could you tell me where School Afloat is? 1257 01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:23,500 Don't forget to write, honey. 1258 01:32:55,100 --> 01:32:56,900 Toni, wait! Hey! 1259 01:33:03,400 --> 01:33:04,500 Wait! 1260 01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:09,700 Stop! 1261 01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:10,900 Wait! 1262 01:33:14,700 --> 01:33:16,700 I know you wrote the letters! 1263 01:33:16,900 --> 01:33:18,800 Michael, what? 1264 01:33:18,900 --> 01:33:21,100 The letters! I know you wrote 'em! 1265 01:33:21,200 --> 01:33:24,000 Don't leave me! I love you! 1266 01:33:24,100 --> 01:33:25,600 What? 1267 01:33:25,700 --> 01:33:27,600 I love you! 1268 01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:30,300 Do you love me? 1269 01:33:30,400 --> 01:33:32,600 What difference does it make? 1270 01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:35,700 But do you love me? 1271 01:33:35,900 --> 01:33:39,100 Yes! Does that make you feel any better? 1272 01:33:40,305 --> 01:33:46,719 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles 93231