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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:21,897 Shh. 2 00:00:25,401 --> 00:00:26,833 We have intense cloud cover 3 00:00:26,835 --> 00:00:29,136 and thunderstorms moving across the state this evening. 4 00:00:29,138 --> 00:00:31,340 Watch out for lightning and heavy downpours. 5 00:00:32,508 --> 00:00:34,508 A severe thunderstorm warning has been issued 6 00:00:34,510 --> 00:00:36,810 by the US National Weather Service 7 00:00:36,812 --> 00:00:40,014 and we expect this will lift by 9 p.m. this evening. 8 00:00:40,016 --> 00:00:41,949 If you're heading out, please remember 9 00:00:41,951 --> 00:00:43,951 your raincoats and umbrellas. 10 00:00:43,953 --> 00:00:46,954 ♪ If I don't do it today ♪ 11 00:00:46,956 --> 00:00:50,024 ♪ This is a replay overnight ♪ 12 00:00:50,026 --> 00:00:53,194 ♪ Why in the heck am I so miserable ♪ 13 00:00:53,196 --> 00:00:55,896 ♪ I've seen my number they may do this ♪ 14 00:01:23,259 --> 00:01:24,891 Help me. 15 00:01:24,893 --> 00:01:26,627 Help me please. 16 00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:27,861 Don't. 17 00:01:27,863 --> 00:01:29,098 Ah, wait, wait. 18 00:02:20,716 --> 00:02:22,716 Good morning, world. 19 00:02:22,718 --> 00:02:23,884 What fun-filled adventures 20 00:02:23,886 --> 00:02:26,622 do you have in store for me today? 21 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:11,998 ♪ One ♪ 22 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,634 Come on, sleepy head. 23 00:03:13,636 --> 00:03:14,868 Wakey wakey. 24 00:03:14,870 --> 00:03:17,106 We've got a whole day of fun to get started on. 25 00:03:18,207 --> 00:03:19,640 ♪ You'd got it ♪ 26 00:03:19,642 --> 00:03:20,476 Hello. 27 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:24,711 It's a nice way to start the day. 28 00:03:24,713 --> 00:03:25,646 Now you have your tea 29 00:03:25,648 --> 00:03:27,181 and I'll get breakfast ready. 30 00:03:27,183 --> 00:03:30,784 Now, what would you like, full English or cereal? 31 00:03:30,786 --> 00:03:32,052 ♪ It's just like a dream ♪ 32 00:03:32,054 --> 00:03:33,220 I'm a little sleepy, honey. 33 00:03:33,222 --> 00:03:34,921 Could I have some fruit please? 34 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,990 Fruit wasn't on the list, was it? 35 00:03:36,992 --> 00:03:38,259 Okay. 36 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:39,326 Well, in that case, I think I'll have 37 00:03:39,328 --> 00:03:40,829 whatever you're having, honey. 38 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:44,831 ♪ See one ♪ 39 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,433 Good morning, honey. 40 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:49,170 ♪ Always has ♪ 41 00:03:49,172 --> 00:03:52,506 ♪ I dream ♪ 42 00:03:52,508 --> 00:03:57,311 ♪ Dreamed of me ♪ 43 00:03:57,313 --> 00:03:58,945 ♪ I ♪ 44 00:03:58,947 --> 00:03:59,913 ♪ One ♪ 45 00:03:59,915 --> 00:04:01,182 Is everything okay, Jack? 46 00:04:01,184 --> 00:04:02,017 Yes. 47 00:04:02,985 --> 00:04:04,653 I'm not hungry that's all. 48 00:04:08,757 --> 00:04:09,890 Ria. 49 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:15,264 You're beautiful. 50 00:04:17,433 --> 00:04:19,202 My life, my work, my worries, 51 00:04:20,836 --> 00:04:23,206 they don't matter when you're here. 52 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:27,210 Thank you, Jack. 53 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:31,878 Now, what are your plans today, Jack, 54 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:32,981 because I have chores. 55 00:04:34,417 --> 00:04:35,949 Hmm. 56 00:04:35,951 --> 00:04:38,020 Would you like some help? 57 00:04:38,921 --> 00:04:40,187 That would be great. 58 00:04:40,189 --> 00:04:41,524 Thank you, Jack. 59 00:05:29,572 --> 00:05:31,505 Okay. 60 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,875 Not till nine o'clock, Jack. 61 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:36,076 Oh, come on, honey. 62 00:05:36,078 --> 00:05:36,943 I'm just trying to help you make the bed. 63 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:38,245 Don't be silly. 64 00:05:38,247 --> 00:05:39,613 Come on. 65 00:05:39,615 --> 00:05:41,384 Let's do it together. 66 00:05:54,930 --> 00:05:56,430 Do you know what? 67 00:05:56,432 --> 00:05:58,432 These secateurs are a great buy from the Garden Depot. 68 00:05:58,434 --> 00:06:00,634 Only 9.99. 69 00:06:00,636 --> 00:06:02,803 And if you buy them this week, you get a free voucher 70 00:06:02,805 --> 00:06:06,072 to spend up to $4 on anything else in the store. 71 00:06:10,346 --> 00:06:11,945 Darling, it's our song. 72 00:06:11,947 --> 00:06:13,246 Can we dance. 73 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:14,082 I'd love to. 74 00:06:16,885 --> 00:06:20,654 ♪ You made me wonder ♪ 75 00:06:20,656 --> 00:06:24,858 ♪ Even after all what we do days ♪ 76 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:29,262 ♪ Stay inside we used to in the nude ♪ 77 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:34,269 ♪ Never stop until we're in the moonlight ♪ 78 00:06:35,037 --> 00:06:38,472 ♪ You made me wonder ♪ 79 00:06:38,474 --> 00:06:42,843 ♪ Where would be in 10 years' time ♪ 80 00:06:42,845 --> 00:06:47,213 ♪ Will I still be cooking for my man ♪ 81 00:06:47,215 --> 00:06:52,220 ♪ Or will I lose you to another friend of mine ♪ 82 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:56,923 ♪ You made me wonder ♪ 83 00:06:56,925 --> 00:07:01,227 ♪ You made me wonder ♪ 84 00:07:01,229 --> 00:07:04,531 ♪ You made me wonder ♪ 85 00:07:09,872 --> 00:07:12,575 Time for a quick break, Jack, then we're back to it. 86 00:07:13,876 --> 00:07:15,210 Oh, thank you. 87 00:07:30,893 --> 00:07:31,727 Hey. 88 00:07:34,963 --> 00:07:35,798 Thank you. 89 00:07:42,104 --> 00:07:43,706 Not before nine o'clock, Jack. 90 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,540 I know. 91 00:07:46,542 --> 00:07:49,342 I'm so looking forward to my soap tonight. 92 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,313 We get to find out if it's Tony's baby 93 00:07:52,448 --> 00:07:53,782 or Tony's twin brother's. 94 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,950 I think it's his twin brother's. 95 00:08:29,518 --> 00:08:31,454 Would you like to do a workout, Jack? 96 00:08:33,522 --> 00:08:35,323 I'm going to be lazy today, honey. 97 00:08:36,258 --> 00:08:37,257 But I'll watch you. 98 00:08:37,259 --> 00:08:38,093 You can teach me. 99 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,961 Okay, well, it's simple really. 100 00:08:40,963 --> 00:08:44,431 First of all we raise to the tip of our toes 101 00:08:44,433 --> 00:08:46,266 and back down again. 102 00:08:46,268 --> 00:08:48,969 One, two, three, four, 103 00:08:48,971 --> 00:08:53,139 five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. 104 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:54,074 Okay. 105 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:55,143 Then we lay on our side 106 00:08:56,612 --> 00:08:57,611 and we lift our leg. 107 00:08:57,613 --> 00:09:01,014 One, two, three, four, five, six- 108 00:09:01,016 --> 00:09:02,451 - That is so cute. 109 00:09:05,721 --> 00:09:06,989 Do I look silly, Jack? 110 00:09:07,823 --> 00:09:08,657 Honey. 111 00:09:09,558 --> 00:09:10,857 No, you don't look silly. 112 00:09:10,859 --> 00:09:12,192 You look beautiful. 113 00:09:12,194 --> 00:09:13,496 You always look beautiful. 114 00:09:14,730 --> 00:09:15,962 I just thought maybe 115 00:09:15,964 --> 00:09:17,500 we could do nothing together, that's all. 116 00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:25,874 No, Jack, I must get changed. 117 00:10:27,369 --> 00:10:29,570 I've been wanting to try this new Bolognese sauce 118 00:10:29,572 --> 00:10:32,606 forever and ever, only 150 calories per serving 119 00:10:32,608 --> 00:10:34,176 and only $2 a jar. 120 00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,345 Would you like mushrooms in it or not? 121 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,114 I think I'll pass, honey. 122 00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:44,985 I'm not really a huge fan of mushrooms if that's okay. 123 00:10:44,987 --> 00:10:46,889 Mushrooms it is then. 124 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,125 Okay. 125 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:59,399 You know, Ria, apart from the mushrooms, 126 00:10:59,401 --> 00:11:02,502 this pasta is probably the best I've ever had in my life. 127 00:11:02,504 --> 00:11:04,707 - Thank you, Jack. - Delicious. 128 00:11:06,909 --> 00:11:07,743 More wine? 129 00:11:16,852 --> 00:11:17,718 Cheers. 130 00:11:26,161 --> 00:11:29,329 So are you looking forward to your show tonight? 131 00:11:29,331 --> 00:11:30,530 Of course. 132 00:11:30,532 --> 00:11:31,934 I've been waiting all week. 133 00:11:33,636 --> 00:11:34,469 I know. 134 00:11:35,671 --> 00:11:37,205 Well, I had an idea. 135 00:11:38,874 --> 00:11:40,807 I was thinking instead of you watching your show this week 136 00:11:40,809 --> 00:11:42,042 like you do every week 137 00:11:42,044 --> 00:11:44,344 maybe we can do something different, 138 00:11:44,346 --> 00:11:46,048 something fun just the two of us. 139 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,392 I think I'll watch my soap after all. 140 00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:01,730 Of course. 141 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,986 This washing up liquid lasts forever and ever. 142 00:12:25,988 --> 00:12:29,089 I certainly believe the manufacturers and... 143 00:12:29,091 --> 00:12:29,925 Honey. 144 00:12:33,862 --> 00:12:36,198 I think I'm gonna wait in the other room for you okay? 145 00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:47,741 Oh my God, Steve, we can't keep doing this. 146 00:12:47,743 --> 00:12:48,942 What? 147 00:12:48,944 --> 00:12:50,510 It doesn't matter what we want. 148 00:12:50,512 --> 00:12:53,579 We're hurting people, people that we love. 149 00:12:53,581 --> 00:12:55,248 Don't you think I know that? 150 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,684 Don't you think I know I should stay away? 151 00:12:57,686 --> 00:12:58,586 I just can't. 152 00:13:00,088 --> 00:13:02,655 Oh, my brother is the luckiest man alive. 153 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:05,726 He doesn't even know it. 154 00:13:05,728 --> 00:13:07,794 I can't, Tony, oh, Steve. 155 00:13:07,796 --> 00:13:09,231 I can't do this. 156 00:13:10,232 --> 00:13:12,098 Look, if I go, Beth, 157 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:13,800 you know you'll never see me again, right? 158 00:13:13,802 --> 00:13:15,035 Thank you. 159 00:13:15,037 --> 00:13:16,036 I just couldn't bear to see my child 160 00:13:16,038 --> 00:13:17,470 being brought up by him. 161 00:13:17,472 --> 00:13:19,605 So what, you want me to just leave him? 162 00:13:19,607 --> 00:13:20,874 Yes. 163 00:13:20,876 --> 00:13:21,808 Your brother's not that bad, you know. 164 00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:23,076 After all, he has put a roof 165 00:13:23,078 --> 00:13:25,245 over both of our heads. 166 00:13:25,247 --> 00:13:26,947 Well, if that's what you want, 167 00:13:26,949 --> 00:13:27,981 you don't want me. 168 00:13:27,983 --> 00:13:28,915 Yes. 169 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:29,916 No. 170 00:13:29,918 --> 00:13:31,785 You just don't get it, okay? 171 00:13:31,787 --> 00:13:32,786 Get what? 172 00:13:32,788 --> 00:13:34,356 Oh, Steve. 173 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,993 I love both of you. 174 00:13:39,661 --> 00:13:40,495 Equally. 175 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,818 Good morning, world. 176 00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:20,153 What fun-filled adventures 177 00:16:20,155 --> 00:16:22,991 do you have in store for me today? 178 00:17:04,332 --> 00:17:07,769 ♪ One ♪ 179 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,803 Come on, sleepy head. 180 00:17:10,805 --> 00:17:12,038 Wakey, wakey. 181 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:16,176 We've got a whole day of fun to get started on. 182 00:17:16,178 --> 00:17:18,678 ♪ You'd got it all worked out ♪ 183 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,446 Coffee. 184 00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:21,283 Good. 185 00:17:22,284 --> 00:17:24,384 Now you have your coffee 186 00:17:24,386 --> 00:17:25,918 and I'll get breakfast ready. 187 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,621 What would you like, full English or continental? 188 00:17:28,623 --> 00:17:29,822 Full English, bitch. 189 00:17:29,824 --> 00:17:30,925 Now go make it for me. 190 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,335 Fuck, tastes like shit! 191 00:17:42,237 --> 00:17:43,138 Thank you, Jack. 192 00:17:44,306 --> 00:17:45,305 Now, what do you have planned today, Jack, 193 00:17:45,307 --> 00:17:47,573 because I have chores? 194 00:17:47,575 --> 00:17:48,408 Fuck chores! 195 00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:49,742 They're for pussies. 196 00:17:49,744 --> 00:17:50,676 I'll do whatever I wanna do, man. 197 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,214 That will be fine, Jack. 198 00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:05,227 Not till nine o'clock, Jack. 199 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,932 Jack, not till nine o'clock. 200 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,499 We've got the gardening to do next. 201 00:18:16,838 --> 00:18:18,504 No, no, Jack, no. 202 00:18:18,506 --> 00:18:19,739 You know what I want, baby. 203 00:18:19,741 --> 00:18:20,540 Jack, not till after nine o'clock. 204 00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:22,042 Get on the bed. 205 00:18:22,044 --> 00:18:23,809 - Open your legs. - Please, Jack, stop, stop. 206 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,879 You want your phone watch, fuckers. 207 00:18:26,881 --> 00:18:30,983 A great buy from the Garden Depot, only 9.99. 208 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,019 And if you buy them this week you get a free voucher 209 00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:35,923 to spend up to $4 on anything else in the store! 210 00:18:39,527 --> 00:18:41,294 Oh, darling, it's our song. 211 00:18:41,296 --> 00:18:42,395 Can we dance? 212 00:18:42,397 --> 00:18:43,329 What do I look like, bitch, 213 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,632 Fred A-fucking-stair? 214 00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:51,003 ♪ You made me wonder ♪ 215 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:55,575 ♪ Even after all what we do days ♪ 216 00:18:55,577 --> 00:19:00,146 ♪ Stay inside we used to in the nude ♪ 217 00:19:00,148 --> 00:19:05,120 ♪ Never stop until we're in the moonlight ♪ 218 00:19:06,054 --> 00:19:10,958 ♪ You made me ♪ 219 00:19:26,974 --> 00:19:29,075 What would you like for lunch, Jack? 220 00:19:29,077 --> 00:19:31,977 I have egg, salad, ham, or cheese. 221 00:19:31,979 --> 00:19:33,781 Well, this chicken looks pretty good to me. 222 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:41,121 And here we are, check. 223 00:19:41,123 --> 00:19:42,054 Time for a little break, Jack, 224 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,756 and then we're back to it. 225 00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:45,024 Why aren't we- 226 00:19:45,026 --> 00:19:46,759 - And later, I get to watch my soap. 227 00:19:46,761 --> 00:19:49,329 I'm so looking forward to tonight's episode. 228 00:19:49,331 --> 00:19:51,631 We get to find out if it's Tony's baby 229 00:19:51,633 --> 00:19:53,133 or Tony's twin brother's. 230 00:19:53,135 --> 00:19:54,667 We all dream of having a clean house 231 00:19:54,669 --> 00:19:57,505 but who dreams of doing the cleaning? 232 00:19:58,873 --> 00:20:01,141 A good housewife, that's who. 233 00:20:01,143 --> 00:20:01,974 Huh? 234 00:20:01,976 --> 00:20:03,109 What was that? 235 00:20:03,111 --> 00:20:05,178 You know what? 236 00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,412 I've been thinking. 237 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,214 I seem to spend all my time cleaning this house 238 00:20:08,216 --> 00:20:10,616 while you sit on your fat ass. 239 00:20:10,618 --> 00:20:11,551 Well, you know what? 240 00:20:11,553 --> 00:20:12,818 Stop fucking doing it then. 241 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,588 And now we raise to the tip of our toes 242 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:16,889 and back down again. 243 00:20:16,891 --> 00:20:18,991 One, two, three, four, 244 00:20:18,993 --> 00:20:20,926 five, six, seven, 245 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,795 eight, nine, 10. 246 00:20:22,797 --> 00:20:24,830 And now we go onto our hands and our knees 247 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:27,267 and we do 10 donkey kicks. 248 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,934 One, two... 249 00:20:57,732 --> 00:20:59,465 I'm been wanting to try this new cooking sauce 250 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,966 forever and ever. 251 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:04,270 Only a hundred calories per serving and $3 a jar. 252 00:21:04,272 --> 00:21:05,238 Cook these for me, bitch. 253 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,106 I want fries, do you hear me? 254 00:21:07,108 --> 00:21:08,710 Don't make me get fucking angry. 255 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,344 Fries it is. 256 00:21:11,346 --> 00:21:12,447 Got another request. 257 00:21:13,548 --> 00:21:15,615 I want you to dress up for dinner. 258 00:21:17,585 --> 00:21:20,085 Hey, this food's okay, baby. 259 00:21:20,087 --> 00:21:23,223 But I'd so much rather throw it at you. 260 00:21:27,562 --> 00:21:28,396 Oh, so close. 261 00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:31,731 Uh. 262 00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:33,165 Tony. 263 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,033 What? 264 00:21:34,035 --> 00:21:35,301 Why are you back? 265 00:21:35,303 --> 00:21:36,802 I thought you were gone for the day. 266 00:21:36,804 --> 00:21:37,639 Clearly. 267 00:21:38,606 --> 00:21:39,907 Now, what's going on here? 268 00:21:42,644 --> 00:21:43,445 Steve? 269 00:21:44,579 --> 00:21:45,380 What? 270 00:21:47,148 --> 00:21:48,783 Okay, bro, listen. 271 00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:53,453 Me and Beth have been seeing each other for a while now. 272 00:21:53,455 --> 00:21:54,720 What? 273 00:21:54,722 --> 00:21:55,721 We wanted to tell you before. 274 00:21:55,723 --> 00:21:57,290 It's just with the baby- 275 00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:58,691 Right, shut up! 276 00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,192 Just just shut up. 277 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,294 How long? 278 00:22:01,296 --> 00:22:02,428 About a year. 279 00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:03,529 And the baby? 280 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,830 Whose is it? 281 00:22:04,832 --> 00:22:06,766 It doesn't matter, okay? 282 00:22:06,768 --> 00:22:07,933 You're its dad. 283 00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:10,202 Course it matters! 284 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:15,209 And I repeat... 285 00:22:17,745 --> 00:22:18,746 Whose is it? 286 00:22:34,862 --> 00:22:38,163 Ria, give him something. 287 00:22:38,165 --> 00:22:39,334 Go on, kiss. 288 00:23:39,494 --> 00:23:41,093 ♪ One ♪ 289 00:23:41,095 --> 00:23:42,828 Come on, sleepy head. 290 00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:44,296 Wakey, wakey. 291 00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:46,568 We've got a whole day of fun things to get through together. 292 00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:53,775 Oh, my God! 293 00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:56,809 This is amazing. 294 00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,944 And you're wearing the blue dress. 295 00:23:58,946 --> 00:24:00,212 My favorite. 296 00:24:00,214 --> 00:24:01,914 ♪ Time ♪ 297 00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:03,816 Oh, and the hot chocolate. 298 00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:06,786 Now you drink your drink and I'll get breakfast ready. 299 00:24:06,788 --> 00:24:08,354 Now, what would you like? 300 00:24:08,356 --> 00:24:11,657 Grapefruit or continental? 301 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:12,827 Grapefruit please. 302 00:24:14,061 --> 00:24:15,294 ♪ One ♪ 303 00:24:15,296 --> 00:24:16,295 ♪ Yeah ♪ 304 00:24:16,297 --> 00:24:17,530 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 305 00:24:17,532 --> 00:24:20,065 ♪ Always there ♪ 306 00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:22,535 ♪ I dream ♪ 307 00:24:22,537 --> 00:24:24,604 Mm, thank you. 308 00:24:24,606 --> 00:24:27,907 ♪ To me ♪ 309 00:24:27,909 --> 00:24:29,575 ♪ I ♪ 310 00:24:29,577 --> 00:24:31,043 You know, I don't know if it's because 311 00:24:31,045 --> 00:24:33,479 I'm eating this fruit here but this fruit tastes amazing. 312 00:24:33,481 --> 00:24:34,980 Thank you, Jack. 313 00:24:36,217 --> 00:24:37,282 Now, what do you have planned today, Jack, 314 00:24:37,284 --> 00:24:39,619 because I have chores? 315 00:24:39,621 --> 00:24:41,253 Brilliant, a chore day. 316 00:24:41,255 --> 00:24:43,188 It couldn't be any better. 317 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,157 I'll help. 318 00:24:50,297 --> 00:24:51,431 ♪ You're my best friend ♪ 319 00:24:51,433 --> 00:24:52,432 Let's have some fun. 320 00:24:52,434 --> 00:24:54,233 Uh oh. 321 00:24:54,235 --> 00:24:55,069 Oh. 322 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:58,137 See, now we're talking. 323 00:24:59,574 --> 00:25:00,372 Even... 324 00:25:01,743 --> 00:25:02,942 Fun. 325 00:25:02,944 --> 00:25:06,178 ♪ Best friend or something moving in ♪ 326 00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:09,849 ♪ It's from another dream ♪ 327 00:25:09,851 --> 00:25:13,619 ♪ I don't wanna scene ♪ 328 00:25:13,621 --> 00:25:17,623 ♪ You think we laugh aloud ♪ 329 00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:21,461 ♪ All the feathers falling down ♪ 330 00:25:21,463 --> 00:25:25,030 ♪ Yes, yes, yes innocent is calling ♪ 331 00:25:25,032 --> 00:25:26,666 ♪ Don't damn them ♪ 332 00:25:26,668 --> 00:25:29,101 ♪ Don't say we were my guess ♪ 333 00:25:29,103 --> 00:25:32,805 ♪ You spin me round and got her own now ♪ 334 00:25:32,807 --> 00:25:36,809 ♪ Don't judge when you just don't want to slow me down ♪ 335 00:25:36,811 --> 00:25:40,513 ♪ Won't spin off even until we go out ♪ 336 00:25:40,515 --> 00:25:44,383 ♪ Ting, ting, ting, ting until you go out ♪ 337 00:25:44,385 --> 00:25:48,220 ♪ Don't blend all matter I'm your best friend ♪ 338 00:25:48,222 --> 00:25:50,122 ♪ I got to know ♪ 339 00:25:50,124 --> 00:25:54,026 ♪ And then all over again ♪ 340 00:25:54,028 --> 00:25:56,228 ♪ Do it all over again ♪ 341 00:25:56,230 --> 00:25:57,997 ♪ And again and again ♪ 342 00:25:57,999 --> 00:26:02,267 ♪ And all over again ♪ 343 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:03,736 Time for a quick break, Jack. 344 00:26:03,738 --> 00:26:05,037 ♪ Just what we like ♪ 345 00:26:05,039 --> 00:26:06,639 ♪ Hold me, tell me, tell the night ♪ 346 00:26:06,641 --> 00:26:09,241 ♪ I don't wanna make a mess within ♪ 347 00:26:09,243 --> 00:26:10,810 ♪ My favorite dress ♪ 348 00:26:10,812 --> 00:26:12,344 ♪ Maybe next we'll work it out ♪ 349 00:26:12,346 --> 00:26:14,213 ♪ Touch it up and spread it out ♪ 350 00:26:14,215 --> 00:26:16,148 ♪ We're the girls who stand up tall ♪ 351 00:26:16,150 --> 00:26:17,382 ♪ Working, baby ♪ 352 00:26:17,384 --> 00:26:19,384 One, two, three, four, 353 00:26:19,386 --> 00:26:23,022 five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. 354 00:26:23,024 --> 00:26:24,624 This is so much fun. 355 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,759 Now we stand up. 356 00:26:26,761 --> 00:26:29,595 We touch our toes, our knees- 357 00:26:29,597 --> 00:26:31,964 Our shoulders and the sky. 358 00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:34,936 Our toes, our knees, our shoulders, and the sky. 359 00:26:36,103 --> 00:26:38,103 ♪ Spin me round and got her own now ♪ 360 00:26:38,105 --> 00:26:41,941 ♪ Don't judge when you just don't want to slow me down ♪ 361 00:26:41,943 --> 00:26:45,745 ♪ Won't spin off even until we go out ♪ 362 00:26:45,747 --> 00:26:49,749 ♪ Ting, ting, ting, ting until you go out ♪ 363 00:26:49,751 --> 00:26:53,385 ♪ Don't blend all matter I'm your best friend ♪ 364 00:26:53,387 --> 00:26:57,623 ♪ Wake up tomorrow and then all over again ♪ 365 00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:06,065 What would you like with it, fries or mash? 366 00:27:06,067 --> 00:27:07,034 You decide, babe. 367 00:27:08,970 --> 00:27:10,102 Mash it is. 368 00:27:10,104 --> 00:27:11,270 Perfect. 369 00:27:11,272 --> 00:27:12,672 Want you to dress up for dinner. 370 00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,740 Why don't we dress for dinner? 371 00:27:14,742 --> 00:27:15,877 Okay, I'm game. 372 00:27:23,885 --> 00:27:27,953 I have to say you really are an amazing cook. 373 00:27:27,955 --> 00:27:31,056 And you look stunning in that dress. 374 00:27:31,058 --> 00:27:32,692 Have one just like it. 375 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:33,527 Thank you. 376 00:27:39,433 --> 00:27:42,434 This washing up liquid really does last forever. 377 00:27:42,436 --> 00:27:44,336 I certainly believe the manufacturers 378 00:27:44,338 --> 00:27:47,773 when they say it out-washes all other competitors. 379 00:27:47,775 --> 00:27:51,376 Hey, Ria, I think you're gonna love these drinks. 380 00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,112 Although I wanna be an actress, 381 00:27:53,114 --> 00:27:55,981 I've spent most of my career working in bars. 382 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,222 Shaken, not stirred. 383 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,793 I told you, Beth. 384 00:28:07,795 --> 00:28:11,096 I told you I wasn't gonna stand for this bullshit no more. 385 00:28:11,098 --> 00:28:13,666 Well, you killed him! 386 00:28:13,668 --> 00:28:16,902 Why did you have to kill him? 387 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:19,171 Because nobody makes a fool out of Tony Mendoza 388 00:28:19,173 --> 00:28:21,240 and gets away with it. 389 00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:23,042 Not even his brother. 390 00:28:23,044 --> 00:28:24,610 But he loved you. 391 00:28:24,612 --> 00:28:26,445 He respected you. 392 00:28:26,447 --> 00:28:27,913 What? 393 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:30,415 It was just bad timing that we fell in love. 394 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:31,252 No! 395 00:28:32,453 --> 00:28:34,121 Whatever that was it's done. 396 00:28:35,156 --> 00:28:36,622 Okay? 397 00:28:36,624 --> 00:28:38,758 Now shut your mouth, clean this place up, 398 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,361 and help me get rid of the body. 399 00:28:41,863 --> 00:28:43,262 What? 400 00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:44,129 I can't. 401 00:28:44,131 --> 00:28:45,330 My condition. 402 00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:46,768 Your condition? 403 00:28:48,469 --> 00:28:50,602 You were in an okay condition just now to hump him 404 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:52,504 in our marital bed. 405 00:28:52,506 --> 00:28:54,206 Huh? 406 00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:56,408 But you can't help me take his body out to the car? 407 00:28:57,645 --> 00:28:58,811 No, you'll do it. 408 00:28:58,813 --> 00:29:00,545 And you'll be happy about the fact 409 00:29:00,547 --> 00:29:01,947 I don't shoot you in the face. 410 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:56,568 ♪ You made me wonder ♪ 411 00:29:56,570 --> 00:30:00,572 ♪ Even after all what we do days ♪ 412 00:30:00,574 --> 00:30:05,210 ♪ Stay inside we used to in the nude ♪ 413 00:30:05,212 --> 00:30:10,217 ♪ Never stop until we're in the moonlight ♪ 414 00:30:10,985 --> 00:30:14,386 ♪ You made me wonder ♪ 415 00:30:14,388 --> 00:30:18,758 ♪ Where would we be in 10 years' time ♪ 416 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:23,228 ♪ Will I still be cooking for my man ♪ 417 00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:28,235 ♪ Or will I lose you to another friend of mine ♪ 418 00:30:29,003 --> 00:30:32,571 ♪ You made me wonder ♪ 419 00:30:32,573 --> 00:30:37,209 ♪ You made me wonder ♪ 420 00:30:37,211 --> 00:30:42,183 ♪ You made me wonder ♪ 421 00:30:45,987 --> 00:30:49,855 ♪ Where has the time gone ♪ 422 00:30:49,857 --> 00:30:54,493 ♪ You don't know what you've got until it's gone ♪ 423 00:30:54,495 --> 00:30:58,497 ♪ Really truly thought you were the one ♪ 424 00:30:58,499 --> 00:31:03,404 ♪ But now I see that I was just a game you won ♪ 425 00:31:04,171 --> 00:31:07,206 ♪ You make me wonder ♪ 426 00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:11,676 ♪ Where will we be in 10 years' time ♪ 427 00:31:11,678 --> 00:31:16,081 ♪ Always thought that you would be mine ♪ 428 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:21,088 ♪ And that's what maybe I didn't get it quite right ♪ 429 00:31:21,856 --> 00:31:25,657 ♪ You made me wonder ♪ 430 00:31:25,659 --> 00:31:30,095 ♪ You made me wonder ♪ 431 00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:34,768 ♪ You made me wonder ♪ 432 00:34:04,485 --> 00:34:07,019 Are you awake and ready to go? 433 00:34:07,021 --> 00:34:07,854 Come then. 434 00:34:14,228 --> 00:34:15,927 Head outside, get into the minivan. 435 00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:17,662 I'll inform them you're traveling and you'll pass 436 00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:18,930 the next husband en route. 437 00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:20,165 Okay, is that it then? 438 00:34:20,167 --> 00:34:22,734 Darling, thanks for your involvement today. 439 00:34:22,736 --> 00:34:24,970 You were actually one of the best we've ever had. 440 00:34:24,972 --> 00:34:25,772 I thank you. 441 00:34:28,175 --> 00:34:29,574 Foxtrot four, the house is green 442 00:34:29,576 --> 00:34:31,510 and we are ready to go. 443 00:34:31,512 --> 00:34:33,612 Thank you, indigo foxtrot three. 444 00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:38,517 J1201 is traveling and you are clear to leave when complete. 445 00:34:38,519 --> 00:34:39,784 Really? 446 00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:41,320 Do you have to tell them that bullshit? 447 00:34:41,322 --> 00:34:43,188 What, that she's the best we've ever had? 448 00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:44,789 Come on, she was. 449 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:45,692 Yeah, right. 450 00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:51,532 We're good to go. 451 00:34:54,468 --> 00:34:55,500 Come in, Jack, come and get- 452 00:34:55,502 --> 00:34:56,301 - Hey, wait! 453 00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:57,236 Is this it? 454 00:34:57,238 --> 00:34:58,970 What do you mean "is this it"? 455 00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:01,473 I don't mean to be rude but so far 456 00:35:01,475 --> 00:35:03,842 this whole experience is not what I expected. 457 00:35:03,844 --> 00:35:06,045 I won the grand prize. 458 00:35:06,047 --> 00:35:07,512 I don't get what you mean, mate. 459 00:35:07,514 --> 00:35:08,947 I was driven all the way out here 460 00:35:08,949 --> 00:35:11,950 by that rude son of a bitch who you call a driver 461 00:35:11,952 --> 00:35:14,386 and he didn't give me any instructions 462 00:35:14,388 --> 00:35:15,320 on what I was supposed to do tonight. 463 00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:16,688 I know, it's okay, sir. 464 00:35:16,690 --> 00:35:18,223 - All you need to do- - Oh, come on. 465 00:35:18,225 --> 00:35:20,859 is get into bed, get some sleep, and in the morning 466 00:35:20,861 --> 00:35:22,561 everything will be clear. 467 00:35:22,563 --> 00:35:24,198 I don't know about that. 468 00:35:44,118 --> 00:35:45,350 Good morning! 469 00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:47,819 It is Monday, the 19th of March, 2040 470 00:35:47,821 --> 00:35:50,789 and we have two very special guests, 471 00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:53,525 Mitchell Lawrence and Robert Stewart-Oaten 472 00:35:53,527 --> 00:35:56,395 creators and respective producer and director 473 00:35:56,397 --> 00:35:58,397 of "A Day with Ria". 474 00:35:58,399 --> 00:35:59,664 Good morning. 475 00:35:59,666 --> 00:36:00,465 Morning. 476 00:36:00,467 --> 00:36:01,233 Thanks for having us. 477 00:36:01,235 --> 00:36:02,434 No worries. 478 00:36:02,436 --> 00:36:05,070 So it's been four years and five series 479 00:36:05,072 --> 00:36:08,740 and the show just keeps getting better and better. 480 00:36:08,742 --> 00:36:11,076 Mitchell, tell me, what is the secret? 481 00:36:11,078 --> 00:36:13,645 Well, it's actually quite hard for me to answer. 482 00:36:14,748 --> 00:36:16,548 It's the guest stars we have 483 00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:18,217 and the scenarios we put them in 484 00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:21,486 that makes it very watchable and unique. 485 00:36:21,488 --> 00:36:23,755 Now, Robert, you have won countless awards 486 00:36:23,757 --> 00:36:26,458 for your directorial style during the show. 487 00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:28,760 But, at the same time, you've been criticized 488 00:36:28,762 --> 00:36:32,631 for creating a show that some say runs itself. 489 00:36:32,633 --> 00:36:35,600 True, but what most people fail to understand 490 00:36:35,602 --> 00:36:38,137 is the complexity and ever-changing nature 491 00:36:38,139 --> 00:36:39,304 of an unscripted show. 492 00:36:39,306 --> 00:36:41,773 I mean sure, Ria follows her own script 493 00:36:41,775 --> 00:36:44,909 but the contestants or husbands, if you like, 494 00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:47,646 I mean, we never know what they're going to do. 495 00:36:47,648 --> 00:36:49,481 Yes, of course. 496 00:36:49,483 --> 00:36:52,251 So how on Earth do you keep track of everything 497 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,652 that goes on in that house? 498 00:36:53,654 --> 00:36:55,387 With a lot of skill and aided 499 00:36:55,389 --> 00:36:57,489 by the most up-to-date technology. 500 00:36:57,491 --> 00:37:01,160 We have about 250 cameras planted all over the house 501 00:37:01,162 --> 00:37:04,229 some as high def and precise as this. 502 00:37:04,231 --> 00:37:06,898 - Oh! - And others as small 503 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:09,468 and discrete as this. 504 00:37:10,637 --> 00:37:12,237 This little camera 505 00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:16,941 is 8K in quality and my absolute favorite to shoot with. 506 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:19,878 The others are so big and obtrusive that the husbands 507 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,380 always know they're on. 508 00:37:21,382 --> 00:37:25,116 Whereas those little babies, so small and unobtrusive, 509 00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:27,486 you get to the real soul of a contributor. 510 00:37:27,488 --> 00:37:29,821 Come on, you're not into "Ria" are ya? 511 00:37:29,823 --> 00:37:30,655 Shh. 512 00:37:30,657 --> 00:37:31,856 I love it. 513 00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:33,158 It's my one and only guilty pleasure. 514 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,393 The only one? 515 00:37:34,395 --> 00:37:35,296 Well. 516 00:37:36,663 --> 00:37:39,766 Hey, Jess, I was wondering if... 517 00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:43,034 Sorry, John, you were saying. 518 00:37:45,939 --> 00:37:48,907 Vice President Flemming is also a fan of "A Day with Ria". 519 00:37:48,909 --> 00:37:51,543 As Vice President Chief of Staff, you know full well 520 00:37:51,545 --> 00:37:53,347 I couldn't possibly comment on that. 521 00:37:55,349 --> 00:37:57,015 Now the audience are in control, 522 00:37:57,017 --> 00:37:59,718 voting over everything that happens in the house 523 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:02,354 from what Ria wears that day to what they both eat. 524 00:38:02,356 --> 00:38:04,856 In fact, every time there is a question 525 00:38:04,858 --> 00:38:07,426 or a decision posed in the house, 526 00:38:07,428 --> 00:38:11,530 Ria and the audience are integral to the process. 527 00:38:11,532 --> 00:38:14,966 So now we have a little VT that viewers have RIAPPed 528 00:38:14,968 --> 00:38:17,869 most popular contributor of the series. 529 00:38:21,708 --> 00:38:22,641 Okay, stop the car. 530 00:38:22,643 --> 00:38:23,908 Okay, so I washed the dishes, 531 00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:25,143 I vacuumed, and then I dusted the whole house 532 00:38:25,145 --> 00:38:27,045 all whilst wearing this ridiculous outfit. 533 00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:29,281 Congratulations, Jack. 534 00:38:29,283 --> 00:38:31,115 You have won the right to request anything you like of me. 535 00:38:31,117 --> 00:38:33,352 Uh, uh, I would like to sing you a song, Ria, 536 00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:34,255 if that's okay. 537 00:38:35,389 --> 00:38:37,522 Your request has been accepted. 538 00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:38,859 Okay, boys, hit it. 539 00:38:41,428 --> 00:38:43,362 ♪ When I wake up ♪ 540 00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:45,297 ♪ I don't need anything ♪ 541 00:38:45,299 --> 00:38:46,931 ♪ Not even makeup ♪ 542 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:48,867 ♪ 'Cause I got beautiful skin ♪ 543 00:38:48,869 --> 00:38:50,535 ♪ In the morning ♪ 544 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:52,571 ♪ I splash my face and I go ♪ 545 00:38:52,573 --> 00:38:54,339 ♪ No time for yawning ♪ 546 00:38:54,341 --> 00:38:56,207 ♪ Just smile at people I know ♪ 547 00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:58,343 ♪ I am happy you see ♪ 548 00:38:58,345 --> 00:39:01,680 ♪ 'Cause I am happy with me ♪ 549 00:39:01,682 --> 00:39:02,881 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 550 00:39:02,883 --> 00:39:04,483 - ♪ Ooh do do ♪ - Very pretty, Jack. 551 00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:09,988 ♪ Do do do do do do ♪ 552 00:39:09,990 --> 00:39:11,256 ♪ Do do do ♪ 553 00:39:11,258 --> 00:39:13,925 Alas, poor Yorick! 554 00:39:13,927 --> 00:39:15,596 I knew him, Horatio, 555 00:39:16,463 --> 00:39:19,163 a fellow of infinite jest, 556 00:39:19,165 --> 00:39:21,268 and most excellent fancy. 557 00:39:23,904 --> 00:39:25,136 You're in the way of my game. 558 00:39:25,138 --> 00:39:26,037 In the by Cole. 559 00:39:26,039 --> 00:39:27,238 - Come on! - Right cross. 560 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,273 Wait it is. 561 00:39:28,275 --> 00:39:29,173 Come on, man. 562 00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:32,377 ♪ Hoo ooh ooh hoo ♪ 563 00:39:32,379 --> 00:39:33,745 - ♪ Some people ♪ - Aw! 564 00:39:33,747 --> 00:39:34,913 ♪ Call it arrogance ♪ 565 00:39:34,915 --> 00:39:36,214 ♪ But that's not the case ♪ 566 00:39:36,216 --> 00:39:38,249 ♪ Some people don't like the fact that ♪ 567 00:39:38,251 --> 00:39:41,620 - ♪ I like my face ♪ - I've got it, bitch. 568 00:39:41,622 --> 00:39:44,456 ♪ Upon my confidant side ♪ 569 00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:45,990 So sorry, Ria. 570 00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:47,392 It's okay, Jack. 571 00:39:48,695 --> 00:39:51,430 ♪ They don't like it and I don't know why ♪ 572 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:53,465 ♪ It's okay to be ♪ 573 00:39:53,467 --> 00:39:55,900 ♪ This type of girl ♪ 574 00:39:58,372 --> 00:39:59,538 Well, we've definitely had some interesting people 575 00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:01,340 on the show this year, that's for sure. 576 00:40:01,342 --> 00:40:02,841 Absolutely. 577 00:40:02,843 --> 00:40:06,978 By the way, I am obsessed with the 1950s theme this series. 578 00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:09,614 The attention to detail is just amazing. 579 00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:11,883 So now I have to ask, 580 00:40:11,885 --> 00:40:14,252 do you think I'd look good in a Ria dress? 581 00:40:14,254 --> 00:40:17,456 Erika, you would look good in just about anything. 582 00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,458 Oh, stop it, you. 583 00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:21,192 Well, the details are- 584 00:40:21,194 --> 00:40:23,428 - Nothing on, audiences love about the show. 585 00:40:23,430 --> 00:40:26,731 Oh, in fact I can exclusively reveal that next season, 586 00:40:26,733 --> 00:40:27,566 we're gonna be doing something 587 00:40:27,568 --> 00:40:29,334 a little different. 588 00:40:29,336 --> 00:40:31,636 Every day Ria spends with a husband 589 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:33,638 will be Christmas Day. 590 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,874 It should be a lotta fun. 591 00:40:35,876 --> 00:40:39,478 Yeah, definitely for the viewer and even the husband. 592 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,946 But what about Ria? 593 00:40:43,684 --> 00:40:45,183 What about her? 594 00:40:45,185 --> 00:40:47,185 Well, again, in the past you've been criticized 595 00:40:47,187 --> 00:40:50,989 with, well, with people calling the show inhumane. 596 00:40:58,399 --> 00:40:59,831 Good one. 597 00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:02,333 I'm not even gonna dignify that with an answer. 598 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:06,671 Well, Robert and Mitchell, thank you so much 599 00:41:06,673 --> 00:41:08,239 for coming in this morning. 600 00:41:08,241 --> 00:41:10,174 And for fans of "A Day with Ria", 601 00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:13,011 you can catch this morning's episode in 30 minutes 602 00:41:13,013 --> 00:41:14,946 right here on Channel Six. 603 00:41:29,162 --> 00:41:30,361 Good morning, viewers. 604 00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:32,296 It's 7:03 a.m. 605 00:41:32,298 --> 00:41:34,535 Ria wakes up to a new day. 606 00:41:36,336 --> 00:41:39,806 It's now time for you to have your first choice of the day. 607 00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:42,674 Please use the RIAPP to choose 608 00:41:42,676 --> 00:41:45,877 the Scarlet Fever or the Cinderella lipstick 609 00:41:45,879 --> 00:41:48,046 from Fab Cosmetics. 610 00:41:48,048 --> 00:41:49,514 Good morning, world. 611 00:41:49,516 --> 00:41:51,483 What fun-filled adventures do you have in store 612 00:41:51,485 --> 00:41:53,017 for me today? 613 00:41:53,019 --> 00:41:55,053 You can also suggest the daily chores 614 00:41:55,055 --> 00:41:56,056 through the app, too. 615 00:42:00,994 --> 00:42:04,463 Ria, now back in the bedroom, is ready to get dressed. 616 00:42:04,465 --> 00:42:06,565 By the way, ladies, if you like anything 617 00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:09,668 Ria is wearing from underwear to outerwear, 618 00:42:09,670 --> 00:42:12,170 remember, you can find the details of the items 619 00:42:12,172 --> 00:42:13,574 on our website. 620 00:42:42,569 --> 00:42:43,502 You okay, Mitch? 621 00:42:43,504 --> 00:42:44,302 You haven't said much tonight. 622 00:42:44,304 --> 00:42:45,103 Yeah, I'm fine. 623 00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:46,337 I'm just goddamn pissed 624 00:42:46,339 --> 00:42:47,639 at that presenter bitch this morning. 625 00:42:47,641 --> 00:42:49,841 And I know there will always be idiots 626 00:42:49,843 --> 00:42:51,643 protesting against Ria. 627 00:42:51,645 --> 00:42:53,444 True, but I kinda got used to it. 628 00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:54,846 I just thought you had. 629 00:42:54,848 --> 00:42:56,114 Of course I have. 630 00:42:56,116 --> 00:42:57,081 But the producers of "The Morning Show" 631 00:42:57,083 --> 00:42:58,650 promised me an easier ride. 632 00:42:58,652 --> 00:43:00,785 Well, as long as it doesn't decrease our viewing figures. 633 00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:03,054 You gotta be kidding. 634 00:43:03,056 --> 00:43:06,727 No, actually, the more controversy the better. 635 00:43:08,228 --> 00:43:09,963 Thank you for reminding me of that. 636 00:43:11,498 --> 00:43:15,867 That bitch this morning helped us out after all. 637 00:43:17,103 --> 00:43:19,838 I bet you those idiots screaming "free Ria" 638 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,907 watch her every minute of every goddamn day 639 00:43:22,909 --> 00:43:24,408 and obsess over it. 640 00:43:25,579 --> 00:43:26,511 They're hypocrites. 641 00:43:26,513 --> 00:43:27,779 Hmm. 642 00:43:27,781 --> 00:43:29,013 You're right. 643 00:43:29,015 --> 00:43:30,849 Of course I am. 644 00:43:30,851 --> 00:43:32,152 Hey, trust me on this one. 645 00:43:33,453 --> 00:43:35,386 The more drama we bring, 646 00:43:35,388 --> 00:43:37,188 the more people will be against it 647 00:43:37,190 --> 00:43:40,424 and the more people will watch it 648 00:43:40,426 --> 00:43:42,195 and will love it. 649 00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:27,572 So you excited about tomorrow? 650 00:44:27,574 --> 00:44:29,007 Of course. 651 00:44:29,009 --> 00:44:30,341 It's been a long time coming. 652 00:44:30,343 --> 00:44:31,309 Awesome, man. 653 00:44:31,311 --> 00:44:32,777 Got anything special planned 654 00:44:32,779 --> 00:44:34,746 or are you just gonna improvise the whole thing? 655 00:44:34,748 --> 00:44:36,981 Well, they did suggest to have a party piece 656 00:44:36,983 --> 00:44:39,720 but I think I'm just gonna wing it. 657 00:45:00,607 --> 00:45:01,541 Come on in. 658 00:45:03,243 --> 00:45:05,644 Mr. Vice President, I have some files here 659 00:45:05,646 --> 00:45:06,845 that need your attention. 660 00:45:06,847 --> 00:45:08,346 Great. 661 00:45:08,348 --> 00:45:10,717 There's also an email that is addressed to you. 662 00:45:11,685 --> 00:45:12,617 What does it say? 663 00:45:12,619 --> 00:45:14,185 Honestly I don't know, sir. 664 00:45:14,187 --> 00:45:16,454 For one, it's locked under your personal security code 665 00:45:16,456 --> 00:45:18,556 and when we looked into the IP address, 666 00:45:18,558 --> 00:45:21,325 it flagged up as probably coming from your son. 667 00:45:21,327 --> 00:45:22,696 We felt it must be private. 668 00:45:25,065 --> 00:45:26,698 All right. 669 00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:28,466 Well, thank you, Jess. 670 00:45:28,468 --> 00:45:30,068 That'll be all for tonight. 671 00:45:30,070 --> 00:45:31,171 Have a good evening. 672 00:45:42,482 --> 00:45:43,848 - Hey, what the- - Oh my gosh! 673 00:45:43,850 --> 00:45:44,783 Look at that. 674 00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:46,184 You have to watch it. 675 00:45:48,889 --> 00:45:49,888 Hey! 676 00:45:49,890 --> 00:45:51,289 Hey, what are we doing here, huh? 677 00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:52,323 Just having fun? 678 00:45:52,325 --> 00:45:53,692 Hey, I'm sorry, sir. 679 00:45:53,694 --> 00:45:55,295 - I didn't mean it. - Oh my God. 680 00:45:56,129 --> 00:45:58,965 No, no. 681 00:46:02,202 --> 00:46:04,969 Right, the next one will have to be a hit 682 00:46:04,971 --> 00:46:07,271 and elevate our figures through the roof. 683 00:46:07,273 --> 00:46:08,840 I want drama, I want scandal. 684 00:46:08,842 --> 00:46:13,011 I want viewers on the edges of their fucking seats! 685 00:46:13,013 --> 00:46:15,446 Well, you're gonna love this guy then. 686 00:46:15,448 --> 00:46:16,848 The background checks came back 687 00:46:16,850 --> 00:46:19,617 with something fairly interesting about him. 688 00:46:19,619 --> 00:46:20,584 Oh really? 689 00:46:20,586 --> 00:46:21,853 Like what? 690 00:46:21,855 --> 00:46:23,722 He gave us a false identity. 691 00:46:23,724 --> 00:46:26,126 He told us his name was Jason Sampson. 692 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:32,098 Okay, but why and who is he and should I be worried? 693 00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:33,433 I don't think so. 694 00:46:34,534 --> 00:46:36,467 His real name is Flemming. 695 00:46:36,469 --> 00:46:38,502 I don't understand. 696 00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:40,306 Robert shouting, "Geez he's a pig." 697 00:46:42,142 --> 00:46:43,407 You don't mean he's related 698 00:46:43,409 --> 00:46:45,676 to Vice President Joseph Flemming? 699 00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:46,778 Yeah. 700 00:46:46,780 --> 00:46:47,613 It's his son. 701 00:46:49,549 --> 00:46:53,451 Shit. 702 00:46:53,453 --> 00:46:54,287 Exactly. 703 00:46:55,188 --> 00:46:56,320 Hey, where is he? 704 00:46:56,322 --> 00:46:57,688 I wanna speak to him. 705 00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:59,223 Well, he just left in the car. 706 00:46:59,225 --> 00:47:01,926 Okay, well, let's get him on the phone then shall we? 707 00:47:01,928 --> 00:47:05,463 I was there for three hours. 708 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,066 That'll be for you, Jack. 709 00:47:08,068 --> 00:47:10,468 It's always for the main contributor of the day. 710 00:47:10,470 --> 00:47:11,702 Hello and welcome. 711 00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:13,237 I'm Robert, the show's director. 712 00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,473 And this is Mitchell, the producer. 713 00:47:15,475 --> 00:47:16,741 Hi, I'm- 714 00:47:16,743 --> 00:47:17,942 - Jack. 715 00:47:17,944 --> 00:47:19,443 And yes, we know who you are really. 716 00:47:19,445 --> 00:47:22,146 But that doesn't change the fact that from now on 717 00:47:22,148 --> 00:47:25,149 you're Jack so you better get used to it. 718 00:47:25,151 --> 00:47:26,985 Oh, yeah, sure. 719 00:47:26,987 --> 00:47:28,853 Few things before we take you in. 720 00:47:28,855 --> 00:47:31,890 You probably know them but the rules are simple. 721 00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:33,657 No tech is allowed. 722 00:47:33,659 --> 00:47:36,460 No phones, no IPAs, no headsets, 723 00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:39,663 no computer bracelets, absolutely nothing. 724 00:47:39,665 --> 00:47:42,366 All phones and TV in the house are fake. 725 00:47:42,368 --> 00:47:43,667 Don't reveal the truth to her. 726 00:47:43,669 --> 00:47:45,738 Spoils the illusion for everybody else. 727 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:52,076 No swearing, sex, or violence before 9:00 p.m. at all. 728 00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:53,577 It just won't be broadcast. 729 00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:55,780 Now, go in there and give us something new, 730 00:47:55,782 --> 00:47:57,481 something we haven't seen before, 731 00:47:57,483 --> 00:48:00,785 something that will make you a star of the season. 732 00:48:00,787 --> 00:48:03,521 Or even of the entire history of "A Day with Ria". 733 00:48:03,523 --> 00:48:06,192 Push the boundaries, make it a party. 734 00:48:07,327 --> 00:48:09,360 Get out from under your father's shadow. 735 00:48:09,362 --> 00:48:10,594 Imagine you come outta the show 736 00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:14,165 and the whole world cheers. 737 00:48:14,167 --> 00:48:15,266 They wanna party with you. 738 00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:18,071 It's your show, not hers. 739 00:48:19,505 --> 00:48:20,704 The cleaning crew in the car with you 740 00:48:20,706 --> 00:48:24,508 will erase all memories of the last Jack. 741 00:48:24,510 --> 00:48:26,110 You got a clean start. 742 00:48:26,112 --> 00:48:26,947 Go hit it, son. 743 00:48:27,914 --> 00:48:29,580 I certainly will. 744 00:48:29,582 --> 00:48:30,650 Hmm, that's the spirit. 745 00:48:32,052 --> 00:48:35,954 Okay one last form for you to fingerprint 746 00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:38,358 then we'll take you into the secret location, 747 00:48:39,559 --> 00:48:42,360 Ria and Jack's house. 748 00:48:46,967 --> 00:48:47,798 One last thing. 749 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,467 What about my list? 750 00:48:49,469 --> 00:48:52,003 Your list of requirements, likes, dislikes, 751 00:48:52,005 --> 00:48:54,839 food, sexual preferences, 752 00:48:54,841 --> 00:48:56,875 they're all taken care of. 753 00:48:56,877 --> 00:48:59,643 Now go in there, son, and give us a good show. 754 00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,746 We'll be watching. 755 00:49:04,184 --> 00:49:05,018 Thank you. 756 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,719 Oh, I have got a good feeling about this one. 757 00:49:08,721 --> 00:49:12,156 Now, how do we play the press? 758 00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:15,261 We gotta let them know the VP's son in our house 759 00:49:16,129 --> 00:49:17,597 without letting them know. 760 00:49:18,965 --> 00:49:20,066 It's better rank 'cause we won't cover some 33821. 761 00:49:21,634 --> 00:49:22,735 Who's your dad? 762 00:49:24,270 --> 00:49:26,907 Um, no one really. 763 00:49:35,015 --> 00:49:36,814 You okay down there? 764 00:49:36,816 --> 00:49:40,251 Oh, yeah, just little bit of cramp. 765 00:49:40,253 --> 00:49:42,222 Happens in the car sometimes. 766 00:49:57,203 --> 00:49:58,402 Sir? 767 00:49:58,404 --> 00:49:59,670 Good, Jess, you haven't gone home yet. 768 00:49:59,672 --> 00:50:00,939 Can you come back to the office please? 769 00:50:00,941 --> 00:50:01,774 Course, sir. 770 00:50:02,675 --> 00:50:04,042 Is that John? 771 00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:04,909 Bring him along as well. 772 00:50:04,911 --> 00:50:06,010 Okay. 773 00:50:06,012 --> 00:50:06,846 John! 774 00:50:11,017 --> 00:50:14,454 And we have arrived at the destination. 775 00:50:16,222 --> 00:50:17,057 Oh my God! 776 00:50:17,924 --> 00:50:19,490 It reads like a goodbye letter. 777 00:50:19,492 --> 00:50:20,826 What are you gonna do, sir? 778 00:50:22,028 --> 00:50:22,862 I don't know. 779 00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:27,798 What do you know about this show, "A Day with Ria"? 780 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,168 Only that it's the most popular piece of entertainment 781 00:50:30,170 --> 00:50:31,902 on the planet. 782 00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:34,707 When was the last time you saw your son, sir? 783 00:50:36,842 --> 00:50:38,044 It's been a while. 784 00:50:39,712 --> 00:50:42,213 Look, the only thing I'm really concerned about right now 785 00:50:42,215 --> 00:50:44,015 is protecting this administration 786 00:50:44,017 --> 00:50:45,685 and keeping this quiet. 787 00:50:46,852 --> 00:50:48,819 I assume he's gonna be on tomorrow? 788 00:50:48,821 --> 00:50:50,554 Judging by this letter yes. 789 00:50:50,556 --> 00:50:52,823 But I don't think we should rush in too hard. 790 00:50:52,825 --> 00:50:54,125 Why not? 791 00:50:54,127 --> 00:50:55,726 The show never reveals a contestant's identity 792 00:50:55,728 --> 00:50:58,329 so why not see how this plays out? 793 00:50:58,331 --> 00:51:00,631 Don't think he's planning anything drastic. 794 00:51:00,633 --> 00:51:02,666 Certainly this letter doesn't prove this is gonna be 795 00:51:02,668 --> 00:51:05,103 a problem for you or the president. 796 00:51:05,105 --> 00:51:06,704 I agree, sir. 797 00:51:06,706 --> 00:51:08,572 Besides, the production company may not even know 798 00:51:08,574 --> 00:51:10,108 he's your son. 799 00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:11,942 And if they get the slightest hint there's something wrong, 800 00:51:11,944 --> 00:51:14,678 then if anything, our action rather than inaction 801 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:15,748 may go against us. 802 00:51:19,219 --> 00:51:22,186 I don't like it but fine. 803 00:51:22,188 --> 00:51:25,423 But this stays right here between the three of us. 804 00:51:25,425 --> 00:51:27,791 There's no reason for the president to be alerted 805 00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:28,961 about this, not yet. 806 00:51:32,232 --> 00:51:33,333 That's all, thank you. 807 00:51:41,607 --> 00:51:42,575 Good night, Ria. 808 00:52:23,183 --> 00:52:24,648 Good morning, everyone. 809 00:52:24,650 --> 00:52:26,150 The time is 7:03 810 00:52:26,152 --> 00:52:27,385 and our gorgeous Ria 811 00:52:27,387 --> 00:52:29,353 is waking up to a fresh day. 812 00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:30,721 Isn't she beautiful? 813 00:52:30,723 --> 00:52:31,955 Get ready, viewers. 814 00:52:31,957 --> 00:52:34,358 It's now time for your first choice of the day. 815 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,559 Make it a good one. 816 00:52:35,561 --> 00:52:37,961 Use the RIAPP to choose the Red Devil 817 00:52:37,963 --> 00:52:40,431 or the Purple Rose lipstick 818 00:52:40,433 --> 00:52:43,067 from our friends at Fab Cosmetics. 819 00:52:43,069 --> 00:52:44,502 Good morning, world. 820 00:52:44,504 --> 00:52:46,437 What fun-filled adventures do you have in store 821 00:52:46,439 --> 00:52:48,772 - for me today? - Just you wait and see. 822 00:52:48,774 --> 00:52:50,841 Don't forget, viewers, you can also suggest 823 00:52:50,843 --> 00:52:52,845 the daily chores through the app as well. 824 00:53:00,386 --> 00:53:01,919 Come on, sleepy head. 825 00:53:01,921 --> 00:53:03,154 Wakey, wakey. 826 00:53:03,156 --> 00:53:04,957 We've got a whole day of fun to get started on. 827 00:53:06,792 --> 00:53:08,194 Ah, tea. 828 00:53:09,629 --> 00:53:10,463 Lovely. 829 00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:13,664 Now you have your tea and I'll get breakfast ready. 830 00:53:13,666 --> 00:53:16,136 What would you like, full English or continental? 831 00:53:19,505 --> 00:53:21,004 Wait. 832 00:53:21,006 --> 00:53:21,939 Hey, what's happened? 833 00:53:28,314 --> 00:53:29,313 What the fuck just happened? 834 00:53:29,315 --> 00:53:30,681 We lost the signal! 835 00:53:30,683 --> 00:53:32,550 I can see that, jackass! 836 00:53:32,552 --> 00:53:35,119 We have never in the history of the show 837 00:53:35,121 --> 00:53:36,454 - lost a fucking signal! - Hustle! 838 00:53:36,456 --> 00:53:37,621 - There's no NI. - What do you mean 839 00:53:37,623 --> 00:53:39,089 we lost the goddamn signal? 840 00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:40,324 Let me see. 841 00:53:40,326 --> 00:53:41,792 Okay, we're trying, we're trying. 842 00:53:41,794 --> 00:53:43,127 - We're trying everything- - Are we still on air? 843 00:53:43,129 --> 00:53:47,565 - Oh goddamn it! - We're trying, we're trying! 844 00:53:47,567 --> 00:53:50,868 What do you mean you don't fucking know? 845 00:53:50,870 --> 00:53:52,035 Read my lips. 846 00:53:52,037 --> 00:53:54,805 Are we still on air? 847 00:53:54,807 --> 00:53:56,006 I don't know. 848 00:53:56,008 --> 00:53:57,074 Listen, I'm trying, listen 849 00:53:59,111 --> 00:54:00,378 We have everything off with no explanation. 850 00:54:00,380 --> 00:54:03,314 Thank God we hadn't gone to the press yet. 851 00:54:03,316 --> 00:54:05,082 - The color bars are off air- - Huh, yeah. 852 00:54:05,084 --> 00:54:08,552 You're just gonna end up back directing 853 00:54:08,554 --> 00:54:11,324 shitty little commercials and all that. 854 00:54:12,492 --> 00:54:13,724 That's it, commercial. 855 00:54:13,726 --> 00:54:15,226 Hey, play a commercial. 856 00:54:15,228 --> 00:54:17,595 Now, playing the washing lotion commercial. 857 00:54:17,597 --> 00:54:18,562 I didn't allow myself to hear it. 858 00:54:18,564 --> 00:54:19,797 20 seconds left. 859 00:54:19,799 --> 00:54:21,765 Cuing the garden splash stock. 860 00:54:21,767 --> 00:54:23,801 In the next five minutes, 861 00:54:23,803 --> 00:54:24,735 Oh shit. 862 00:54:24,737 --> 00:54:27,271 I want the TV show to air, 863 00:54:27,273 --> 00:54:30,741 answers to what just fucking happened. 864 00:54:30,743 --> 00:54:33,311 - Three- - And an extra hot cappuccino. 865 00:54:33,313 --> 00:54:34,512 - Two, one. - I'll have one, too. 866 00:54:34,514 --> 00:54:36,347 Get this guy a coffee. 867 00:54:36,349 --> 00:54:37,183 Now! 868 00:54:40,786 --> 00:54:41,619 You know what? 869 00:54:41,621 --> 00:54:42,886 It's off the air. 870 00:54:42,888 --> 00:54:44,355 I don't know how and I don't know if this 871 00:54:44,357 --> 00:54:46,857 was part of your son's plan but it's completely off the air 872 00:54:46,859 --> 00:54:49,293 and replaying old "Ria" commercials. 873 00:54:49,295 --> 00:54:50,594 Okay, so? 874 00:54:50,596 --> 00:54:52,162 This has to be good news, sir. 875 00:54:52,164 --> 00:54:54,232 Perhaps the production company found out who he was 876 00:54:54,234 --> 00:54:56,567 and pulled the plug rather than give him 877 00:54:56,569 --> 00:54:58,236 - a political platform. - Only a hundred calories 878 00:54:58,238 --> 00:55:00,003 a serving and $3 a jar. 879 00:55:00,005 --> 00:55:01,805 My son's a fucking idiot. 880 00:55:01,807 --> 00:55:02,640 This washing up liquid 881 00:55:02,642 --> 00:55:03,841 lasts forever and ever! 882 00:55:03,843 --> 00:55:05,776 But it is off the air? 883 00:55:05,778 --> 00:55:09,282 We need to make sure it stays off the air. 884 00:55:10,483 --> 00:55:14,852 Fuck. 885 00:55:14,854 --> 00:55:18,088 Ria, it's okay really. 886 00:55:18,090 --> 00:55:20,991 I don't think anyone can see us. 887 00:55:20,993 --> 00:55:22,528 He told me he'd be here by now. 888 00:55:24,129 --> 00:55:25,263 What do you have planned today, Jack, 889 00:55:25,265 --> 00:55:27,164 because I have chores. 890 00:55:27,166 --> 00:55:30,234 You don't understand what's going on here, do you? 891 00:55:30,236 --> 00:55:32,472 You don't have to follow your script anymore. 892 00:55:33,939 --> 00:55:36,742 Okay, look, let me explain. 893 00:55:38,110 --> 00:55:40,680 I was paid a lot of money to disrupt the show. 894 00:55:41,647 --> 00:55:43,146 I don't know how long we've got 895 00:55:43,148 --> 00:55:46,517 before anybody gets here but I have done everything 896 00:55:46,519 --> 00:55:49,587 that I was asked to do so why do I feel 897 00:55:49,589 --> 00:55:51,955 like this isn't going to plan? 898 00:55:51,957 --> 00:55:54,627 Are you one of those free-reared do-gooders, Jack? 899 00:55:58,331 --> 00:56:00,163 Maybe I don't want to be saved. 900 00:56:00,165 --> 00:56:02,199 So eat your breakfast, Jack. 901 00:56:02,201 --> 00:56:03,033 It's getting cold. 902 00:56:03,035 --> 00:56:04,535 Ria, stop. 903 00:56:04,537 --> 00:56:05,903 Let me call him. 904 00:56:05,905 --> 00:56:07,838 He can explain better. 905 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,709 If that's what you think is best, Jack. 906 00:56:23,923 --> 00:56:25,423 Why are you calling me? 907 00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:27,925 Because she doesn't understand what's going on. 908 00:56:27,927 --> 00:56:30,162 She's acting like we're still being filmed. 909 00:56:31,030 --> 00:56:33,130 Trust that I have a plan. 910 00:56:34,233 --> 00:56:35,435 And don't call me again. 911 00:56:39,472 --> 00:56:40,971 You know what? 912 00:56:40,973 --> 00:56:42,473 These secateurs were a great buy from the Garden Depot. 913 00:56:42,475 --> 00:56:44,708 - It's Ben isn't it? - Are coming back online now. 914 00:56:44,710 --> 00:56:47,511 We should have the picture of the two up to 250- 915 00:56:47,513 --> 00:56:48,746 - Can you play back the moment 916 00:56:48,748 --> 00:56:51,682 when Ria brings Jack his morning drink? 917 00:56:51,684 --> 00:56:53,719 The moment just before we lost the image. 918 00:56:56,522 --> 00:56:57,621 There, see it? 919 00:56:57,623 --> 00:56:58,658 Zoom in on that. 920 00:57:02,161 --> 00:57:03,461 Camera 45 is offline. 921 00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:05,295 What the hell? 922 00:57:05,297 --> 00:57:06,930 Over the angles. 923 00:57:06,932 --> 00:57:07,865 There's a better angle- 924 00:57:07,867 --> 00:57:08,999 - Yep, yep. 925 00:57:09,001 --> 00:57:11,735 I understand, Director, and I assure you 926 00:57:11,737 --> 00:57:14,538 the Vice President will be eternally grateful. 927 00:57:14,540 --> 00:57:15,706 Of course, madam. 928 00:57:15,708 --> 00:57:17,508 I'll pass you over now. 929 00:57:17,510 --> 00:57:19,144 Sir, your wife would like a word. 930 00:57:24,016 --> 00:57:25,248 Hi. 931 00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:26,318 Yeah, I'm... 932 00:57:28,087 --> 00:57:29,689 Yeah, yes, of course I've been watching. 933 00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:33,058 Honey, would you calm down please? 934 00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:37,697 Believe me, I have everything under control. 935 00:57:39,198 --> 00:57:40,032 Yeah, I know. 936 00:57:41,601 --> 00:57:42,435 Honey, honey. 937 00:57:43,969 --> 00:57:45,102 Do you believe in me? 938 00:57:45,104 --> 00:57:46,537 Do you believe I'll get it done? 939 00:57:46,539 --> 00:57:47,771 - That doesn't sound good. - I'll get it done. 940 00:57:47,773 --> 00:57:49,239 I know you're worried. 941 00:57:49,241 --> 00:57:50,173 Well, what do you expect? 942 00:57:50,175 --> 00:57:51,509 How did it go with the FBI? 943 00:57:51,511 --> 00:57:53,611 - It was difficult. - I don't think 944 00:57:53,613 --> 00:57:55,012 it's a real thing. 945 00:57:55,014 --> 00:57:55,946 Because I couldn't tell him we knew 946 00:57:55,948 --> 00:57:57,815 who today's husband is. 947 00:57:57,817 --> 00:57:59,249 I see. 948 00:57:59,251 --> 00:58:00,350 - It's probably some stunt. - Better you than me. 949 00:58:00,352 --> 00:58:01,018 - Thanks. - Publicity for this 950 00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:02,420 television show. 951 00:58:02,422 --> 00:58:04,988 Believe me, I have it all under control. 952 00:58:54,173 --> 00:58:55,708 I knew you'd be in here next. 953 00:58:57,577 --> 00:58:59,677 And you can stick to your script if you want. 954 00:58:59,679 --> 00:59:00,611 It's fine by me. 955 00:59:00,613 --> 00:59:02,147 All the cameras are off anyway. 956 00:59:03,048 --> 00:59:04,550 Just answer me this. 957 00:59:06,085 --> 00:59:08,185 Do you understand me now? 958 00:59:08,187 --> 00:59:09,587 Of course I do, Jack. 959 00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:50,193 Time for a quick break, Jack, and then back to it. 960 00:59:50,195 --> 00:59:51,964 I don't understand. 961 00:59:55,134 --> 00:59:55,968 Why, Ria? 962 01:00:01,774 --> 01:00:03,042 I'm sorry, Ria. 963 01:00:37,009 --> 01:00:41,645 Sir, I can get you pictures in seven, six, 964 01:00:41,647 --> 01:00:42,780 - five- - Okay, good. 965 01:00:42,782 --> 01:00:44,782 End commercials on her count. 966 01:00:44,784 --> 01:00:45,849 But, sir, we can't. 967 01:00:45,851 --> 01:00:48,318 - Just do it. - Three, two, 968 01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,122 one and we're live. 969 01:00:51,056 --> 01:00:52,255 Get it off air now! 970 01:00:52,257 --> 01:00:54,191 No, call the police to the house. 971 01:00:54,193 --> 01:00:55,327 That way we're covered. 972 01:00:56,261 --> 01:00:57,795 What, no. 973 01:00:57,797 --> 01:00:58,896 It will take the police over three hours to get there. 974 01:00:58,898 --> 01:01:00,197 Exactly. 975 01:01:00,199 --> 01:01:01,498 Just do everything we're meant to do. 976 01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:03,603 Just take your time about it. 977 01:01:07,439 --> 01:01:08,672 Back online. 978 01:01:08,674 --> 01:01:11,108 Okay, guys, so what are we waiting for, huh? 979 01:01:11,110 --> 01:01:12,309 We got a show to make. 980 01:01:12,311 --> 01:01:13,378 Now, come one, gimme a shot of Jack. 981 01:01:14,479 --> 01:01:16,013 Gimme a closeup. 982 01:01:16,015 --> 01:01:16,947 That's the best angle I got, sir. 983 01:01:16,949 --> 01:01:17,881 Okay that's good enough. 984 01:01:17,883 --> 01:01:19,016 Now, bring in some music. 985 01:01:19,018 --> 01:01:21,785 Make it slow and intense. 986 01:01:21,787 --> 01:01:23,088 Cuing track D30. 987 01:01:23,989 --> 01:01:25,188 Oh, that is it. 988 01:01:25,190 --> 01:01:28,759 This is what I call sexy television! 989 01:01:28,761 --> 01:01:29,927 Ladies and gentlemen, 990 01:01:29,929 --> 01:01:31,895 we apologize for going off air earlier. 991 01:01:31,897 --> 01:01:34,832 That was out of our control. 992 01:01:34,834 --> 01:01:38,168 However, images you are seeing are live. 993 01:01:38,170 --> 01:01:40,470 The current Jack in the house is, 994 01:01:40,472 --> 01:01:42,875 we believe, taken hostage. 995 01:01:44,910 --> 01:01:47,244 Ria, you don't have to do this. 996 01:01:47,246 --> 01:01:48,545 I'm on your side. 997 01:01:48,547 --> 01:01:50,948 The guy who paid me he loves you. 998 01:01:50,950 --> 01:01:54,852 He wants to free you from all of this. 999 01:01:54,854 --> 01:01:57,320 He must have a lot of expendable resources, too. 1000 01:01:57,322 --> 01:01:58,588 What do you mean? 1001 01:01:58,590 --> 01:02:00,958 What I mean is, think about it. 1002 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,693 I'm sure I'm not the only person he paid 1003 01:02:02,695 --> 01:02:06,529 to get me in this house with you today. 1004 01:02:06,531 --> 01:02:08,498 The TV show has a lotta stringent security 1005 01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,267 and background checks, 1006 01:02:10,269 --> 01:02:11,869 not to mention getting me fast tracked 1007 01:02:11,871 --> 01:02:14,304 to the full audition phase. 1008 01:02:14,306 --> 01:02:15,841 It's all a part of the plan. 1009 01:02:16,809 --> 01:02:18,942 And he did all this for me? 1010 01:02:18,944 --> 01:02:20,143 Yes. 1011 01:02:20,145 --> 01:02:23,714 As I said, he loves you. 1012 01:02:23,716 --> 01:02:25,384 No, of course I do, Jack. 1013 01:02:31,190 --> 01:02:33,625 Let me ask you a question, Jack. 1014 01:02:36,328 --> 01:02:38,297 Who do you think you're talking to now? 1015 01:02:39,732 --> 01:02:42,432 And, in fact, I think you've done too much talking already. 1016 01:02:44,069 --> 01:02:45,004 Stop her! 1017 01:02:49,809 --> 01:02:50,841 Give us some good news. 1018 01:02:50,843 --> 01:02:52,175 What's going on with her? 1019 01:02:52,177 --> 01:02:54,814 - Oh, well, you see- - Mitchell. 1020 01:02:56,015 --> 01:02:56,816 Hello, Tonya. 1021 01:02:58,851 --> 01:03:01,885 So is she being hacked from the outside 1022 01:03:01,887 --> 01:03:03,787 using that cell phone? 1023 01:03:03,789 --> 01:03:04,788 What phone? 1024 01:03:04,790 --> 01:03:06,023 You don't know about the phone? 1025 01:03:06,025 --> 01:03:06,824 How did they get a phone in here? 1026 01:03:06,826 --> 01:03:07,657 I don't know. 1027 01:03:07,659 --> 01:03:08,591 Sir. 1028 01:03:08,593 --> 01:03:09,760 There is a call waiting for you. 1029 01:03:09,762 --> 01:03:10,994 Nope, I said no phones. 1030 01:03:10,996 --> 01:03:12,329 Now is not the best time, kid. 1031 01:03:12,331 --> 01:03:14,197 - Uh, sir, it's important. - No, no, no. 1032 01:03:14,199 --> 01:03:16,333 I think you better take it. 1033 01:03:16,335 --> 01:03:17,300 Rob, did you know anything- 1034 01:03:17,302 --> 01:03:18,501 - Sir! 1035 01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:21,140 This call, it's from the White House. 1036 01:03:27,947 --> 01:03:29,112 Just a minute and I'll pass you over 1037 01:03:29,114 --> 01:03:30,781 to the Vice President. 1038 01:03:30,783 --> 01:03:32,850 I've got the producer, Mitchell Lawrence, for you, sir. 1039 01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:33,953 Speakerphone please. 1040 01:03:37,156 --> 01:03:39,122 Mr. Lawrence, this is Vice President Flemming. 1041 01:03:39,124 --> 01:03:41,558 I'm sure you know exactly why I'm calling. 1042 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:43,994 Firstly, my condolences, sir, 1043 01:03:43,996 --> 01:03:48,065 on the dreadful turn of events on the show today. 1044 01:03:48,067 --> 01:03:50,734 I promise we're trying to get your son out 1045 01:03:50,736 --> 01:03:52,037 as best as we can. 1046 01:03:53,438 --> 01:03:56,373 I've been told that it's not within her capabilities 1047 01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:59,076 or programming to harm anyone. 1048 01:03:59,078 --> 01:04:02,445 She just hit him on the head, tied him to a chair, 1049 01:04:02,447 --> 01:04:05,482 and is threatening him with a knife. 1050 01:04:05,484 --> 01:04:07,350 I think you and I have very different ideas 1051 01:04:07,352 --> 01:04:10,053 about what constitutes harm. 1052 01:04:10,055 --> 01:04:10,988 No, sir. 1053 01:04:10,990 --> 01:04:12,622 What I meant was mortally. 1054 01:04:12,624 --> 01:04:14,393 There's no way that she could kill. 1055 01:04:15,995 --> 01:04:17,460 All right, I'm not gonna ask you 1056 01:04:17,462 --> 01:04:20,297 to pull the broadcast again because people will ask 1057 01:04:20,299 --> 01:04:21,631 too many questions. 1058 01:04:21,633 --> 01:04:22,933 But I'm sure if this does go south, 1059 01:04:22,935 --> 01:04:25,335 you have your own set of rules which will cover 1060 01:04:25,337 --> 01:04:26,770 what can be shown. 1061 01:04:26,772 --> 01:04:28,138 Of course. 1062 01:04:28,140 --> 01:04:29,606 All right, well, what I do want 1063 01:04:29,608 --> 01:04:31,741 is for this to be kept quiet. 1064 01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:32,943 Look, we both know that the only way 1065 01:04:32,945 --> 01:04:34,244 the press will find out who he is 1066 01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:36,814 is if you or I tell them. 1067 01:04:36,816 --> 01:04:39,852 And I can guarantee you that I will not be telling them. 1068 01:04:40,719 --> 01:04:41,952 So will you? 1069 01:04:41,954 --> 01:04:44,521 Sir, we only found out his true identity 1070 01:04:44,523 --> 01:04:45,688 a few hours ago. 1071 01:04:45,690 --> 01:04:47,224 He lied to our team and- 1072 01:04:47,226 --> 01:04:49,426 - I think you misunderstood the question, Mr. Lawrence. 1073 01:04:49,428 --> 01:04:51,795 Are you gonna tell the media that my son 1074 01:04:51,797 --> 01:04:53,665 is in your goddamn house? 1075 01:04:59,204 --> 01:05:00,470 No, sir. 1076 01:05:00,472 --> 01:05:02,739 If the media find out that our current Jack 1077 01:05:02,741 --> 01:05:04,975 is the son of the vice president, 1078 01:05:04,977 --> 01:05:07,077 I guarantee it hasn't come from anybody 1079 01:05:07,079 --> 01:05:09,146 at this production office. 1080 01:05:11,583 --> 01:05:14,952 Now, Jack, let me tell why you are here. 1081 01:05:14,954 --> 01:05:17,420 You're not here to save me. 1082 01:05:17,422 --> 01:05:19,992 You're here purely for revenge. 1083 01:05:21,827 --> 01:05:25,495 Not for Ria, but for me. 1084 01:05:25,497 --> 01:05:28,765 You see, ladies and gentlemen, 1085 01:05:28,767 --> 01:05:30,667 we thank you for being loyal followers 1086 01:05:30,669 --> 01:05:32,369 throughout the years, 1087 01:05:32,371 --> 01:05:34,874 but now it's time for some change. 1088 01:05:36,175 --> 01:05:38,575 You see, the makers of this TV program 1089 01:05:38,577 --> 01:05:41,246 have become rich by exploiting the public. 1090 01:05:42,614 --> 01:05:46,151 Now it's time for us to exploit them. 1091 01:05:47,252 --> 01:05:49,686 Take this man, for example. 1092 01:05:49,688 --> 01:05:53,690 He knows what he did to keep his little secret safe. 1093 01:05:53,692 --> 01:05:57,060 Mr. Lawrence, as you know, this administration 1094 01:05:57,062 --> 01:05:59,296 is pushing forward a set of proposals 1095 01:05:59,298 --> 01:06:02,632 to insure a tighter rein on the use of androids. 1096 01:06:02,634 --> 01:06:05,869 So I would hate for my son to become the poster boy 1097 01:06:05,871 --> 01:06:08,338 that actually puts an end to your show. 1098 01:06:08,340 --> 01:06:09,539 Do you understand me? 1099 01:06:09,541 --> 01:06:11,341 Sir, are you blackmailing me? 1100 01:06:11,343 --> 01:06:16,348 I'm a very powerful man who wants his son back. 1101 01:06:17,216 --> 01:06:18,381 And under these circumstances, 1102 01:06:18,383 --> 01:06:20,683 should the worst happen, I sure as hell 1103 01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:23,086 won't need to blackmail you. 1104 01:06:23,088 --> 01:06:24,821 If it was up to me and I could, 1105 01:06:24,823 --> 01:06:26,389 I'd walk into that house right now 1106 01:06:26,391 --> 01:06:28,558 and pull your son out but I can't. 1107 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:29,792 Why not? 1108 01:06:29,794 --> 01:06:31,128 For two reasons. 1109 01:06:31,130 --> 01:06:33,363 Firstly, the house is over three hours away 1110 01:06:33,365 --> 01:06:35,065 in the middle of the LA desert. 1111 01:06:35,067 --> 01:06:36,934 Secondly, and more importantly, 1112 01:06:36,936 --> 01:06:39,002 if we pulled him out now, the press would know 1113 01:06:39,004 --> 01:06:43,573 something was up and start asking those awkward questions 1114 01:06:43,575 --> 01:06:45,010 that you don't want answered. 1115 01:06:46,178 --> 01:06:47,879 So what is your plan? 1116 01:06:51,216 --> 01:06:53,583 At the moment, I plan to treat him 1117 01:06:53,585 --> 01:06:56,419 just like any other contestant. 1118 01:06:56,421 --> 01:06:58,223 We regain control of Ria, 1119 01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:03,260 shut her down, and evacuate your son safely. 1120 01:07:03,262 --> 01:07:05,330 The police are on their way to the house. 1121 01:07:06,798 --> 01:07:09,933 Sir, they don't know yet but the FBI's taken over. 1122 01:07:09,935 --> 01:07:11,570 That cuts out the LA police. 1123 01:07:13,939 --> 01:07:16,439 Now, do you have any idea why my son 1124 01:07:16,441 --> 01:07:19,009 is being held hostage on your show? 1125 01:07:19,011 --> 01:07:20,379 No idea. 1126 01:07:22,447 --> 01:07:24,514 I'm guessing it's about money. 1127 01:07:24,516 --> 01:07:27,987 But at some point the person will contact us with demands. 1128 01:07:29,821 --> 01:07:32,255 What other reason would anybody have 1129 01:07:32,257 --> 01:07:34,257 to hold your son hostage? 1130 01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:36,893 I think he's being set up. 1131 01:07:36,895 --> 01:07:40,365 So I doubt that this guy's only motive is money. 1132 01:07:46,505 --> 01:07:48,438 Well, fuck you, too, Flemming. 1133 01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:49,572 Get yourself to LA 1134 01:07:49,574 --> 01:07:51,508 and pay that production office a visit. 1135 01:07:51,510 --> 01:07:53,843 I want this wrapped up immediately. 1136 01:07:53,845 --> 01:07:56,379 Yes, ma'am. 1137 01:07:56,381 --> 01:07:57,182 Fuck. 1138 01:07:58,317 --> 01:07:59,884 Why couldn't I have had a daughter? 1139 01:08:01,353 --> 01:08:05,957 There'll be no police, no helicopters, no negotiators 1140 01:08:07,392 --> 01:08:10,762 or members of the public anywhere near this house. 1141 01:08:16,168 --> 01:08:18,103 We wouldn't want anyone else to get hurt. 1142 01:08:25,044 --> 01:08:28,745 Now I want you to realize what a perfect crime this is. 1143 01:08:32,584 --> 01:08:34,553 You see, me, the man behind this. 1144 01:08:37,022 --> 01:08:38,255 No point in raiding the house. 1145 01:08:38,257 --> 01:08:39,091 I'm not there. 1146 01:08:40,225 --> 01:08:42,125 Besides, you might hurt Jack in the process 1147 01:08:42,127 --> 01:08:44,561 and I'm not sure your bullets would stop Ria anyway. 1148 01:08:44,563 --> 01:08:45,897 Stop Ria anyway. 1149 01:08:50,935 --> 01:08:52,604 And now the question comes. 1150 01:08:54,573 --> 01:08:58,341 Is this Jack's life really worth saving? 1151 01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:03,014 All human life is, right? 1152 01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:05,684 Isn't it? 1153 01:09:07,252 --> 01:09:09,288 So it's time for you to vote on Ria. 1154 01:09:10,755 --> 01:09:13,456 You've got to know Jack over the last eight hours. 1155 01:09:13,458 --> 01:09:15,327 I'm sure you'll have a view on him. 1156 01:09:19,631 --> 01:09:20,965 And don't worry. 1157 01:09:23,068 --> 01:09:26,169 It's just a test in human nature. 1158 01:09:27,306 --> 01:09:29,508 Your votes won't really decide his fate. 1159 01:09:45,257 --> 01:09:46,189 Shut it down! 1160 01:09:46,191 --> 01:09:47,257 Just pull the plug on anything! 1161 01:09:47,259 --> 01:09:48,858 Just shut it down! 1162 01:09:48,860 --> 01:09:50,026 We can't. 1163 01:09:50,028 --> 01:09:52,162 If we do, the broadcast will end. 1164 01:09:52,164 --> 01:09:53,863 I'm sorry, Mitchell. 1165 01:09:53,865 --> 01:09:56,866 I can't seem to access her mainframe. 1166 01:09:56,868 --> 01:09:58,401 She's outta control. 1167 01:09:58,403 --> 01:10:00,870 Tonya, you always assured us that that was impossible. 1168 01:10:00,872 --> 01:10:02,105 Well, it is. 1169 01:10:02,107 --> 01:10:05,610 I just told his dad, Vice President Flemming, 1170 01:10:07,879 --> 01:10:09,579 that this wasn't possible. 1171 01:10:09,581 --> 01:10:11,348 Well, it isn't. 1172 01:10:11,350 --> 01:10:13,883 I mean, let me explain. 1173 01:10:13,885 --> 01:10:16,353 Say you had a toaster and your toaster 1174 01:10:16,355 --> 01:10:18,555 makes perfect toast. 1175 01:10:18,557 --> 01:10:20,692 And you love that toaster. 1176 01:10:22,060 --> 01:10:24,727 One day you decide that you're gonna get your toaster 1177 01:10:24,729 --> 01:10:26,565 to make you a cup of coffee. 1178 01:10:27,699 --> 01:10:30,066 Well, it's not gonna happen. 1179 01:10:30,068 --> 01:10:32,569 No matter what you do and no matter how much 1180 01:10:32,571 --> 01:10:35,538 you love that toaster, it's not gonna make you 1181 01:10:35,540 --> 01:10:39,041 a cup of coffee because it has the inner components 1182 01:10:39,043 --> 01:10:40,912 to make toast. 1183 01:10:42,681 --> 01:10:43,546 Toast? 1184 01:10:43,548 --> 01:10:44,349 Mm hmm. 1185 01:10:52,857 --> 01:10:54,891 It's being investigated at their end. 1186 01:10:54,893 --> 01:10:56,459 They're gonna send a Secret Service agent 1187 01:10:56,461 --> 01:10:58,094 over to liaise with us. 1188 01:10:58,096 --> 01:11:00,599 The VP's being very cagey. 1189 01:11:02,501 --> 01:11:04,834 Dad is doing his best to make sure 1190 01:11:04,836 --> 01:11:07,670 the press don't discover that it's his son 1191 01:11:07,672 --> 01:11:08,805 being held hostage. 1192 01:11:08,807 --> 01:11:11,474 Well, great one, Dad. 1193 01:11:11,476 --> 01:11:12,344 Exactly. 1194 01:11:13,778 --> 01:11:15,378 Never trust a politician, 1195 01:11:15,380 --> 01:11:17,148 especially if it's your own father. 1196 01:11:18,983 --> 01:11:22,885 He also said the Feds think someone paid him 1197 01:11:22,887 --> 01:11:23,988 to go into the house. 1198 01:11:25,557 --> 01:11:28,157 Which means it's probably the same person 1199 01:11:28,159 --> 01:11:29,926 that's controlling Ria. 1200 01:11:29,928 --> 01:11:31,594 Of course. 1201 01:11:31,596 --> 01:11:32,595 But do you think he knows that? 1202 01:11:32,597 --> 01:11:33,798 Nah, I don't think so. 1203 01:11:35,033 --> 01:11:36,966 He was totally set up. 1204 01:11:36,968 --> 01:11:38,803 Just some dumb ass rich kid. 1205 01:11:41,206 --> 01:11:42,639 If we don't get this under control 1206 01:11:42,641 --> 01:11:46,110 before the authorities arrive, you and I are toast. 1207 01:11:52,917 --> 01:11:54,651 Tonya, can I ask you something? 1208 01:11:54,653 --> 01:11:56,253 Mm hmm. 1209 01:11:56,255 --> 01:11:59,789 Well, you said that it wasn't possible for Ria to kill. 1210 01:11:59,791 --> 01:12:01,224 Why did you lie? 1211 01:12:01,226 --> 01:12:03,793 Well, because sometimes people 1212 01:12:03,795 --> 01:12:06,128 don't wanna hear the truth. 1213 01:12:06,130 --> 01:12:10,066 They wanna hear something that makes them feel better. 1214 01:12:10,068 --> 01:12:13,470 Oh, come on, we've got an android to hack. 1215 01:12:14,839 --> 01:12:17,609 Now the public are currently deciding your fate. 1216 01:12:18,810 --> 01:12:20,979 I think it's only fair we give them 1217 01:12:23,548 --> 01:12:25,181 the full story. 1218 01:12:37,729 --> 01:12:40,863 Did you really think Daddy's money could hide this? 1219 01:12:57,282 --> 01:12:59,418 Help me, help me please. 1220 01:13:02,921 --> 01:13:03,755 Help. 1221 01:13:06,257 --> 01:13:07,524 Don't. 1222 01:13:07,526 --> 01:13:08,760 Ah, wait, wait. 1223 01:13:16,401 --> 01:13:17,734 This man here- 1224 01:13:17,736 --> 01:13:20,537 - He knows what he did. - He knows what he did. 1225 01:13:20,539 --> 01:13:23,306 He murdered my only son. 1226 01:13:25,344 --> 01:13:29,047 He has no idea what that does to a man's world, 1227 01:13:30,148 --> 01:13:31,316 to his family. 1228 01:13:32,351 --> 01:13:33,350 Please. 1229 01:13:33,352 --> 01:13:34,351 To his sanity. 1230 01:13:37,489 --> 01:13:40,590 His father pays $9.4 million 1231 01:13:40,592 --> 01:13:42,625 in hush money to keep his- 1232 01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:44,763 - Little secret safe. 1233 01:13:45,830 --> 01:13:47,029 How does he know? 1234 01:13:47,031 --> 01:13:48,665 I don't know, Mr. Vice President. 1235 01:13:48,667 --> 01:13:51,235 I though we covered all bases but clearly not. 1236 01:13:52,170 --> 01:13:53,905 All I wanted was an apology. 1237 01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:56,539 All right, get John on the phone. 1238 01:13:56,541 --> 01:13:58,508 I want this broadcast shut down right now. 1239 01:13:58,510 --> 01:13:59,310 Yeah, okay. 1240 01:14:01,380 --> 01:14:02,745 Get me John. 1241 01:14:02,747 --> 01:14:04,048 Now, remember this face. 1242 01:14:06,951 --> 01:14:09,619 This man is a murderer. 1243 01:14:09,621 --> 01:14:11,723 He killed my only child. 1244 01:14:25,036 --> 01:14:26,268 No, wait, wait! 1245 01:14:44,823 --> 01:14:45,657 This way, sir. 1246 01:14:46,825 --> 01:14:48,491 They're just in the transmission gallery. 1247 01:14:48,493 --> 01:14:49,926 Are they now? 1248 01:14:49,928 --> 01:14:51,293 You pull another stunt like that 1249 01:14:51,295 --> 01:14:53,262 and you're gonna be timing. 1250 01:14:53,264 --> 01:14:54,731 Okay. 1251 01:14:54,733 --> 01:14:57,066 Hi, I'm Mitchell, the show's producer. 1252 01:14:57,068 --> 01:14:58,334 This is Rob, director. 1253 01:14:58,336 --> 01:14:59,569 Hi. 1254 01:14:59,571 --> 01:15:02,004 Welcome to our little hub of entertainment. 1255 01:15:02,006 --> 01:15:03,806 So that's what you call this. 1256 01:15:03,808 --> 01:15:04,643 Entertainment. 1257 01:15:06,044 --> 01:15:08,945 We have a man being held hostage at a secret location 1258 01:15:08,947 --> 01:15:10,513 that up until five minutes ago 1259 01:15:10,515 --> 01:15:13,282 your production company wouldn't disclose to us. 1260 01:15:13,284 --> 01:15:15,452 Robert, I asked you to help out the FBI 1261 01:15:15,454 --> 01:15:17,820 and the authorities as much as possible. 1262 01:15:17,822 --> 01:15:19,255 - And I- - Anyway, it doesn't matter. 1263 01:15:19,257 --> 01:15:20,389 They're on their way now. 1264 01:15:20,391 --> 01:15:21,591 Do you understand? 1265 01:15:21,593 --> 01:15:22,725 We'll do whatever we can to help. 1266 01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:23,960 Good. 1267 01:15:23,962 --> 01:15:25,361 Did you guys know he had a criminal record 1268 01:15:25,363 --> 01:15:26,729 before you put him on air. 1269 01:15:26,731 --> 01:15:28,465 Oh, we did our background checks of course. 1270 01:15:28,467 --> 01:15:31,468 But because he lied, we thought all was good. 1271 01:15:31,470 --> 01:15:33,803 And we found out about his true identity 1272 01:15:33,805 --> 01:15:35,004 all too late. 1273 01:15:35,006 --> 01:15:37,273 Well, I swear we never knew anything 1274 01:15:37,275 --> 01:15:39,909 about this so-called hit-and-run allegation. 1275 01:15:39,911 --> 01:15:41,711 Okay, I need to see those background checks. 1276 01:15:41,713 --> 01:15:42,912 And I need to see the footage of what she said 1277 01:15:42,914 --> 01:15:44,413 about that hit-and-run. 1278 01:15:46,485 --> 01:15:49,318 Excuse me, this is all very impressive. 1279 01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:50,587 Sleeping routine. 1280 01:15:50,589 --> 01:15:51,821 Cameras in five- 1281 01:15:51,823 --> 01:15:53,222 - Do you guys control everything Ria does 1282 01:15:53,224 --> 01:15:55,458 or can she think for herself? 1283 01:15:55,460 --> 01:15:56,593 Are you talking about AI? 1284 01:15:56,595 --> 01:15:57,760 Yeah. 1285 01:15:57,762 --> 01:15:59,562 No, Ria, totally relies on remote control 1286 01:15:59,564 --> 01:16:01,764 and that happens from the room downstairs. 1287 01:16:01,766 --> 01:16:03,566 Normally anyway. 1288 01:16:03,568 --> 01:16:04,901 There's nothing here. 1289 01:16:04,903 --> 01:16:06,969 Okay, I'm gonna say this once. 1290 01:16:06,971 --> 01:16:09,171 Ria is like a dangerous weapon, 1291 01:16:09,173 --> 01:16:10,441 a loaded gun if you like. 1292 01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:13,142 If she kills him, she can't be charged 1293 01:16:13,144 --> 01:16:14,744 'cause she's a robot. 1294 01:16:14,746 --> 01:16:16,245 But she's your property. 1295 01:16:16,247 --> 01:16:17,647 So you can be charged. 1296 01:16:17,649 --> 01:16:18,915 Got it? 1297 01:16:18,917 --> 01:16:21,117 Now, I suggest you pull this program right now, 1298 01:16:21,119 --> 01:16:23,655 show at the very least you're willing to cooperate. 1299 01:16:24,556 --> 01:16:25,955 Okay. 1300 01:16:25,957 --> 01:16:27,557 We'll do it right away. 1301 01:16:27,559 --> 01:16:29,458 In the meantime, may I suggest my runner 1302 01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:31,160 take you down to the control room 1303 01:16:31,162 --> 01:16:33,229 where you can see how she's operated. 1304 01:16:33,231 --> 01:16:35,632 Can also take a look at the files you requested. 1305 01:16:35,634 --> 01:16:37,066 Good. 1306 01:16:37,068 --> 01:16:38,635 Please, lead the way. 1307 01:16:38,637 --> 01:16:40,503 Sir, would you like to come with me? 1308 01:16:41,773 --> 01:16:44,073 Uh, can I get you any refreshments? 1309 01:16:44,075 --> 01:16:44,976 Tea, coffee? 1310 01:16:46,578 --> 01:16:48,344 Okay, here's the deal. 1311 01:16:48,346 --> 01:16:49,712 Get the team to cut the signal again- 1312 01:16:49,714 --> 01:16:50,780 - Really, but I- 1313 01:16:50,782 --> 01:16:52,114 - Let me finish. 1314 01:16:52,116 --> 01:16:54,216 Once that's done, contact that kid 1315 01:16:54,218 --> 01:16:56,485 that tried to hack our house cameras last year. 1316 01:16:56,487 --> 01:16:59,357 Pay him to keep the broadcast going over the net. 1317 01:17:00,491 --> 01:17:02,193 Okay, gotcha. 1318 01:17:09,901 --> 01:17:11,300 Just bump the show. 1319 01:17:11,302 --> 01:17:14,370 Okay, ready for round two. 1320 01:17:14,372 --> 01:17:15,337 Sleeping routing, 1321 01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:17,039 cameras in five. 1322 01:17:20,244 --> 01:17:21,079 Hmm. 1323 01:17:22,847 --> 01:17:25,314 Took them longer than I thought it would. 1324 01:17:32,123 --> 01:17:33,291 There you are. 1325 01:17:34,726 --> 01:17:36,492 They cut the feed, Jack. 1326 01:17:36,494 --> 01:17:38,429 It's just me and you and- 1327 01:17:39,497 --> 01:17:40,364 - Ria of course. 1328 01:17:41,966 --> 01:17:43,501 Public can't hear this anymore. 1329 01:17:45,804 --> 01:17:46,638 Cowards. 1330 01:17:51,342 --> 01:17:52,977 Not even Daddy can help you now. 1331 01:17:58,850 --> 01:18:00,249 Hang on, hang on, it's online, it's online. 1332 01:18:00,251 --> 01:18:01,984 - It's online, oh! - Look, oh my God. 1333 01:18:01,986 --> 01:18:05,387 It took me a long time to find you, Jack. 1334 01:18:05,389 --> 01:18:08,526 But I never forget that face. 1335 01:18:10,494 --> 01:18:12,296 And when I found out who you were 1336 01:18:13,364 --> 01:18:14,633 and what your family did, 1337 01:18:15,767 --> 01:18:17,602 I knew for the sake of my little boy 1338 01:18:18,770 --> 01:18:22,038 that I had to get justice myself. 1339 01:18:30,548 --> 01:18:32,348 No, no, no! 1340 01:18:32,350 --> 01:18:33,182 No! 1341 01:18:33,184 --> 01:18:34,285 Are you afraid, Jack? 1342 01:18:35,987 --> 01:18:37,353 You should be. 1343 01:18:38,723 --> 01:18:40,890 Do you have anything to say for yourself? 1344 01:18:43,161 --> 01:18:44,260 Okay. 1345 01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:47,565 I'm sorry. 1346 01:18:48,499 --> 01:18:50,034 I'm sorry about your son. 1347 01:18:51,670 --> 01:18:53,872 Yeah, it's true. 1348 01:18:55,139 --> 01:18:56,839 I had a car crash seven years ago 1349 01:18:56,841 --> 01:18:58,741 and I had heard 1350 01:18:58,743 --> 01:19:02,413 that a little boy had died due to my stupidity. 1351 01:19:04,082 --> 01:19:05,884 I ran like a coward. 1352 01:19:07,151 --> 01:19:09,652 But I knew what I'd done was wrong 1353 01:19:09,654 --> 01:19:11,553 and I wanted to go to the police. 1354 01:19:11,555 --> 01:19:12,521 I swear to you. 1355 01:19:12,523 --> 01:19:13,725 But my dad 1356 01:19:16,995 --> 01:19:19,831 he's a very powerful man. 1357 01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:23,534 He made it all go away. 1358 01:19:26,304 --> 01:19:28,570 And then he tried to cut me out of my own family 1359 01:19:28,572 --> 01:19:30,074 like I was some kinda cancer. 1360 01:19:33,244 --> 01:19:38,116 I took your money because I needed a way out, an escape. 1361 01:19:39,851 --> 01:19:41,450 But there's no getting away 1362 01:19:41,452 --> 01:19:43,755 from the guilt that I feel, 1363 01:19:45,056 --> 01:19:46,655 the nightmares that I have, 1364 01:19:46,657 --> 01:19:49,928 or the pain that I have caused you. 1365 01:19:52,096 --> 01:19:55,664 I am sorry for your loss 1366 01:19:55,666 --> 01:19:57,168 but I don't deserve to die. 1367 01:19:58,369 --> 01:20:01,973 You tell me how I can make this right 1368 01:20:03,775 --> 01:20:05,043 and I'll do it. 1369 01:20:15,419 --> 01:20:17,286 I'm behind on my schedule. 1370 01:20:17,288 --> 01:20:19,555 I best prepare dinner. 1371 01:20:19,557 --> 01:20:20,658 No, please! 1372 01:20:22,293 --> 01:20:24,293 Please forgive me! 1373 01:20:27,365 --> 01:20:28,266 Forgive me! 1374 01:20:36,340 --> 01:20:37,306 Watch the rest on this. 1375 01:20:37,308 --> 01:20:38,709 I'll go get you another one. 1376 01:20:47,752 --> 01:20:51,020 Pre-programmed or not, when I sit in this chair, 1377 01:20:51,022 --> 01:20:53,956 Ria becomes an extension of moi. 1378 01:20:53,958 --> 01:20:56,358 Just not today while this guy has her 1379 01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:57,326 under his control. 1380 01:20:57,328 --> 01:20:58,627 Relax will you? 1381 01:20:58,629 --> 01:21:01,497 It would take a computer genius of some magnitude 1382 01:21:01,499 --> 01:21:02,932 to break through my security. 1383 01:21:02,934 --> 01:21:04,834 She simply cannot kill. 1384 01:21:04,836 --> 01:21:06,168 - I hope. - End of- 1385 01:21:06,170 --> 01:21:08,905 - Um, what's going on? 1386 01:21:08,907 --> 01:21:11,373 Sir, the image is being streamed online. 1387 01:21:12,210 --> 01:21:14,278 Un-Goddamn-believable. 1388 01:21:15,413 --> 01:21:16,979 They must've hacked our camera systems, too, 1389 01:21:16,981 --> 01:21:18,848 to keep it broadcasting to the public. 1390 01:21:18,850 --> 01:21:19,681 Really? 1391 01:21:19,683 --> 01:21:20,850 Don't worry. 1392 01:21:20,852 --> 01:21:21,750 We'll take it down before it does anything. 1393 01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:23,054 No, I can't, look! 1394 01:21:27,691 --> 01:21:30,528 I never got to say goodbye to my son. 1395 01:21:32,230 --> 01:21:34,565 And now it seems, your father 1396 01:21:35,900 --> 01:21:37,501 won't get to say goodbye to his. 1397 01:22:39,563 --> 01:22:40,831 Goodbye, son. 1398 01:22:53,511 --> 01:22:55,878 Sir, I'm losing her tracking signal. 1399 01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:57,413 She must be at least three miles away 1400 01:22:57,415 --> 01:22:58,847 from the house already. 1401 01:22:58,849 --> 01:23:00,316 The main power station, 1402 01:23:00,318 --> 01:23:02,718 the tracker, they're both located in the house. 1403 01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:05,922 It was designed that way so that she couldn't go too far. 1404 01:23:05,924 --> 01:23:08,357 But if this guy's hacked those, too- 1405 01:23:08,359 --> 01:23:09,825 - Where are your men? 1406 01:23:09,827 --> 01:23:11,060 She's on the run. 1407 01:23:11,062 --> 01:23:13,963 They'll never find her in that goddamn desert. 1408 01:23:13,965 --> 01:23:18,302 She's strong and she can run really, really fast. 1409 01:23:20,404 --> 01:23:23,207 Only God knows how far she'll get from the house by now. 1410 01:23:24,408 --> 01:23:27,178 Sir, the FBI are here. 1411 01:23:39,723 --> 01:23:40,990 You have a right to remain silent. 1412 01:23:40,992 --> 01:23:42,758 Anything you say can be used against you 1413 01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:43,859 in a court of law. 1414 01:23:43,861 --> 01:23:45,761 The right to consult a lawyer, 1415 01:23:45,763 --> 01:23:47,729 to have that lawyer present during questioning. 1416 01:23:47,731 --> 01:23:50,401 If you cannot afford a lawyer... 1417 01:24:02,046 --> 01:24:03,145 Come right here. 1418 01:24:03,147 --> 01:24:06,415 I got you. 1419 01:24:06,417 --> 01:24:07,251 It's okay. 1420 01:24:33,411 --> 01:24:35,677 You wanted to see me, sir? 1421 01:24:35,679 --> 01:24:36,547 Sit down. 1422 01:24:47,591 --> 01:24:51,262 You've been my chief of staff for two years. 1423 01:24:52,230 --> 01:24:56,000 Worked by my side for 10. 1424 01:24:58,736 --> 01:25:00,271 I trusted you with everything. 1425 01:25:06,277 --> 01:25:08,912 I know it was you. 1426 01:25:18,189 --> 01:25:19,123 He texted you 1427 01:25:20,558 --> 01:25:24,828 while I was watching my son be murdered on your phone. 1428 01:25:29,167 --> 01:25:30,632 I'm sorry, Mr. Vice President. 1429 01:25:30,634 --> 01:25:33,137 I never thought he would take it that far. 1430 01:25:35,173 --> 01:25:37,573 The years of guilt of what we did to that family- 1431 01:25:37,575 --> 01:25:38,409 - Don't! 1432 01:25:41,479 --> 01:25:42,380 It got to me. 1433 01:25:47,751 --> 01:25:48,717 I'm sorry. 1434 01:26:08,939 --> 01:26:10,306 What are we doing here, Mitch? 1435 01:26:10,308 --> 01:26:11,142 Where are we at? 1436 01:26:12,343 --> 01:26:13,909 Listen, my arrest is the best thing 1437 01:26:13,911 --> 01:26:16,011 that could've happened to the show. 1438 01:26:16,013 --> 01:26:18,247 I know, the reruns have been getting more views than ever 1439 01:26:18,249 --> 01:26:20,316 but reruns won't last forever. 1440 01:26:20,318 --> 01:26:22,818 Ria has been MIA for months. 1441 01:26:22,820 --> 01:26:24,253 Everyone wants her back. 1442 01:26:24,255 --> 01:26:27,123 No matter what we do, everyone will always want Ria. 1443 01:26:27,125 --> 01:26:28,990 She's irreplaceable. 1444 01:26:28,992 --> 01:26:30,459 Was she? 1445 01:26:30,461 --> 01:26:32,728 You just worry about how to get the ratings up next season. 1446 01:26:32,730 --> 01:26:33,695 Next season? 1447 01:26:33,697 --> 01:26:35,764 You got that key I left you? 1448 01:26:35,766 --> 01:26:36,932 Uh, yeah. 1449 01:26:36,934 --> 01:26:38,236 Then what are you waiting for? 1450 01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:51,282 Happy holidays, Rob. 1451 01:26:52,716 --> 01:26:54,852 If you were here, you know I'd kiss you, right? 1452 01:26:56,120 --> 01:26:57,321 You're a fucking genius. 1453 01:26:58,722 --> 01:26:59,557 Muah! 1454 01:27:02,293 --> 01:27:07,196 Oh, Jack, isn't the Christmas tree just beautiful? 1455 01:27:07,198 --> 01:27:09,400 And the fairy on top is just perfect. 1456 01:27:10,834 --> 01:27:13,335 The stockings are filled up with so many presents. 1457 01:27:13,337 --> 01:27:14,770 Oh. 1458 01:27:14,772 --> 01:27:17,306 I have been so looking forward to tonight's episode. 1459 01:27:17,308 --> 01:27:18,574 It's seems to have moved the bishop. 1460 01:27:18,576 --> 01:27:21,543 Tonight we get to find out if it's Tony's baby 1461 01:27:21,545 --> 01:27:23,011 Come along, Jack! 1462 01:27:23,013 --> 01:27:24,482 or Tony's twin brother's. 1463 01:27:26,517 --> 01:27:29,119 I think it's Tony's twin brother's. 1464 01:27:31,689 --> 01:27:33,622 Oh, Jack, I just love Christmas. 1465 01:27:33,624 --> 01:27:36,158 I think it's my favorite time of year. 1466 01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:37,226 Course, babe, mine, too. 1467 01:27:37,228 --> 01:27:38,460 But in July? 1468 01:27:53,877 --> 01:27:55,677 And now we've had Christmas dinner 1469 01:27:55,679 --> 01:27:57,713 and Christmas drinks and now all that's left 1470 01:27:57,715 --> 01:28:00,518 is my favorite part, your Christmas present from me. 1471 01:28:04,855 --> 01:28:07,223 Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas. 1472 01:28:07,225 --> 01:28:09,024 This is mad! 1473 01:28:09,026 --> 01:28:12,494 Now has your Jack been a good boy this year? 1474 01:28:12,496 --> 01:28:14,630 Oh, my Jack's always a good boy. 1475 01:28:14,632 --> 01:28:17,399 Then I guess this treat must be- 1476 01:28:17,401 --> 01:28:18,600 Sorry, Ria. 1477 01:28:18,602 --> 01:28:19,835 I was longer than I planned. 1478 01:28:19,837 --> 01:28:21,539 This is your end of day treat, Jack. 1479 01:28:26,176 --> 01:28:28,246 I'm scared, Jack. 1480 01:28:31,449 --> 01:28:33,050 What did you say? 1481 01:28:34,385 --> 01:28:36,554 I said I'm scared, Jack. 1482 01:28:39,290 --> 01:28:41,191 How is that possible? 1483 01:28:44,228 --> 01:28:45,062 This whole time. 1484 01:28:49,166 --> 01:28:51,802 You've had emotional consciousness. 1485 01:28:53,704 --> 01:28:54,972 How could they? 1486 01:28:56,274 --> 01:28:58,039 What are you scared of? 1487 01:28:58,041 --> 01:29:00,409 I'm scared they'll take me back there, Jack. 1488 01:29:00,411 --> 01:29:01,209 No. 1489 01:29:01,211 --> 01:29:02,646 I won't let them. 1490 01:29:06,717 --> 01:29:07,818 I also know 1491 01:29:08,852 --> 01:29:12,222 that when you're gone I'm scared. 1492 01:29:13,491 --> 01:29:14,992 But when you're here, I'm not. 1493 01:29:27,671 --> 01:29:30,007 Do you care about me, Ria? 1494 01:29:33,611 --> 01:29:35,178 I love you, Jack. 1495 01:29:50,328 --> 01:29:54,896 I'm sorry I'm not perfect anymore, Jack. 1496 01:29:54,898 --> 01:29:56,332 I am broken. 1497 01:29:56,334 --> 01:29:59,067 Maybe you could get a new Ria like they did. 1498 01:29:59,069 --> 01:30:00,170 No, no. 1499 01:30:02,673 --> 01:30:03,605 We're all broken. 1500 01:30:03,607 --> 01:30:05,240 That's what makes us so human. 1501 01:30:05,242 --> 01:30:07,077 That's what makes you so very unique. 1502 01:30:10,147 --> 01:30:13,250 'Cause there's no replacing you, Ria. 1503 01:30:19,757 --> 01:30:23,592 I'm damaged, too. 1504 01:30:23,594 --> 01:30:24,528 I let hate, 1505 01:30:26,229 --> 01:30:28,096 revenge get the better of me 1506 01:30:28,098 --> 01:30:29,767 and I'm tired of it. 1507 01:30:31,001 --> 01:30:32,701 How can you love me? 1508 01:30:34,171 --> 01:30:35,673 I just do, Jack. 1509 01:30:40,778 --> 01:30:41,845 It's David. 1510 01:30:44,882 --> 01:30:46,482 I love David. 1511 01:30:46,484 --> 01:30:47,949 Do it! 98884