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We are gathered here today
to celebrate the union...
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of MarĂa and Enrique.
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MarĂa...
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Do you promise
to love and cherish Enrique...
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in sorry and joy,
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until death us to part?
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Gustavo?
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MarĂa, I just wanted to tell you
that...
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FIFTH MONTH
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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This is RocĂo.
RocĂo, MarĂa.
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-Hi, RocĂo.
-Hi.
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She's a fantastic person.
She's gonna amaze you.
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-We'll all have breakfast
tomorrow, okay?
-Okay.
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-Good night.
-Some bagels.
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You're so hot!
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PERFECT LIFE
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WHEN NOTHING IS THE WAY IT
SEEMS.
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She studies industrial
engineering.
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Doesn't a 20-year-old bore you?
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Why would she bore me?
I haven't slept, Sebas!
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Wow, man.
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We were at a trap festival,
it's so complicated to dance to.
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It's sort of like... you know?
Like...
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Then she spent the whole night
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eating me out with a really
strong
after-dinner mint in her mouth!
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You're crazy, dude!
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Hello?
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Yes, speaking.
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Yes, of course I know you guys.
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And what would the show be?
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Right, right...
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Thing is,
I'm working on a new series
right now
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and I don't have enough
paintings
to fill a stand.
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But thanks so much for thinking
of me.
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All right, bye. Ciao.
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-Who was it?
-Christ, man.
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Barcelona modern art market!
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They're offering me a place
to sell my stuff,
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but I'm doing research right
now.
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-I can't go with the stuff I
have.
-You're mad!
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Call right now or you're
history!
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No, I don't have anything.
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You've got plenty of paintings.
Bloody hell, Esther!
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Here we go again: doubts,
doubts...
Go on, call them!
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Go ahead laugh,
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but if my jeans rub against me
I get turned on.
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That's your pregnancy hormones.
Of course.
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-And when does that stop?
-After you give birth.
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What? Four months like that?
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-I can't.
-No, you need to get laid.
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Yeah, yeah. Who with?
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-Get on one of those dating
apps.
-What?
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All right, okay, no.
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Got it!
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My friend Alberto.
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-Yes!
-No.
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You meet. See each other,
get to know each other.
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And if you fancy him,
you go back to his place and
screw.
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-Is he good looking?
-Yes.
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He's sexy.
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Not a bad idea.
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But how will I know
if there's chemistry?
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-If there's... you know.
-Jesus, it's just sex.
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You don't need to fall in love
with him.
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Just a second.
It's Pablo calling from Paris.
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Chuchuwa, chuchuwa!
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Chuchuwa!
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-Mum, shall we sing Chuchuwa?
-All right, show MarĂa.
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-Chuchuwa.
-Me?
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How does it go?
That way I practice.
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Chuchuwa, chuchuwa.
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-Do I do this?
-Yeah.
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KITTYONHEAT84:
Sorry, was in shower.
-Do what I say.
-Okay.
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About to put on lingerie.
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CARPEDIEM741:
Would love to see that.
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Bet they're see through
knickers.
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KITTYONHEAT84:
Show them to you when you want.
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The knickers and all the rest.
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Are you not singing?
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CARPEDIEM741:
Are we finally going to meet
then?
Can't wait...
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-You're not doing it right!
-Me?
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What are you on about?
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I'm doing Chuchuwa!
KITTYONHEAT84:
Know a discreet hotel?
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Need to screw you. Now. Right
now.
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Right.
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Huh?
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No, here's the thing.
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Pablo is in Paris and I feel bad
about leaving the kids with my
mum.
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I don't want to take advantage.
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Would you mind sitting in for me
at the meeting?
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Huh?
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Yes. Sorry.
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I was taking her temperature.
She has such a high fever.
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Terrible.
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Aha.
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I'm so grateful to you.
I mean it, thank you so much.
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Okay, okay.
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Thanks, bye. Ciao.
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CARPEDIEM741:
On my way. Dying to go down on
you.
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KITTYONHEAT84:
Me too. Wait for you in the
room.
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Want to see you now.
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CARPEDIEM741:
You'll drain me.
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KITTYONHEAT84:
Want you to nail me from behind.
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Are those chocolates?
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Yes, sweetie, but for grown-ups.
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Know who's going to bring some
for kids? Granny.
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Yay! Chocolates, chocolates!
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Chocolates!
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-That one amazes me.
-This one? Are you mad?
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I look scared and sad.
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And I'm frowning.
It's hideous, I hate it.
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What's your sale price?
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I was thinking 185 for the small
ones
and 300 for the big ones, tops.
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That's shit.
Sell them for a higher price.
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You don't know about prices.
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Maybe, but you have to value
your art.
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They're really ugly, I hate them
all.
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Why the hell did I say yes?
I should have said no.
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Hey, they're all amazing.
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You're a genius.
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You say that because I'm a good
lay.
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No, I mean it.
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You just need someone to
discover you.
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I think you'll end up exhibiting
at the New York Museum of Modern
Art.
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-Come off it!
-Seriously.
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-I bet the MoMA will call me
tomorrow.
-The MoMA.
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And the Reina SofĂa Museum.
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You're such a jerk.
You're daft as a brush.
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And the Pompidou Centre.
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The Tate Gallery!
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No tickling!
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Stop or I'll pee myself!
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Hi.
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Hi.
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God, I was dying to do this!
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Sorry.
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It's a stupid ringtone I added
the other day.
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Yes.
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Third song on Sing & Play.
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Yes.
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Right...
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My little girl loves it.
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I lied on my profile. I have...
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I have two little girls.
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I lied, too.
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I have a little girl.
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Right.
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How old is she?
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Four.
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What about yours?
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Six and 14 months.
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00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:22,030
Answer it if you want. Answer
it.
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Darling, I'm just about to go
in.
Is everything all right?
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Okay, put her on,
but I can't talk for long.
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Hi, sweetheart. Hi.
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What are you doing?
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What? I can't...
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"Cachupimba," what's that?
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Are you playing with mum?
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Count to ten, close your eyes.
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Before you know it, I'll be
home.
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-No.
-And is there no insurance?
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No.
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What I don't get
is why you have to pay to sell
there.
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I guess because the venue
has expenses.
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Electricity, water, everything.
You pay for the name.
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-What if you don't sell
anything?
-Everybody does.
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-There must be someone who
doesn't.
-You're such a stickler.
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Thanks for thinking
that that someone will be me.
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I didn't say that,
you need to weigh up all the
options.
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They might con you.
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I love what you do.
I have complete faith in you.
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But they shouldn't charge you.
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Want to learn to play chess...
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All right, guys. Guys.
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All right. I'll introduce you,
okay?
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This is MarĂa, and this is
Esther.
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-Hi.
-Hi, MarĂa.
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-My mates.
-Pleased to meet you.
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This is Xosé, who has...
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-The famous Xosé?
-Who has 54% disability.
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Oh dear!
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-You're the famous MarĂa.
-Yes.
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-Richi.
-Okay.
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Sorry, Richi and Nata,
my former flatmates.
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-Oh, the three of you live here.
-Yes.
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-Can I touch your belly?
-Yes.
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He kicks already, you'll see.
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I could feel it!
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-Did you feel it?
-Yes.
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-And do you feel all right?
-Yes.
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-How far along are you?
-Five months.
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Good for you!
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Is this flat yours, Gari?
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Yes, I inherited it from my mum.
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Wow, man, that's lucky.
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Hey, everyone!
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Surprise!
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It's from everyone.
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Come on, let's give it up for
Gari.
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Now he's independent!
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00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:56,229
Thank you very much, really.
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You guys are the best...
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And...
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00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:03,230
And you've helped me a lot.
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I'm really glad
that you're all part of my life.
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Be happy, dude!
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Will the baby live here?
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Yes. Well, at weekends.
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Every weekend.
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-That's cool.
-Sure.
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Of course it is.
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Anybody want any more beer or
anything?
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No, thanks.
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A beer?
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-Water.
-You want cheese.
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You too, okay.
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00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,130
You want water...
220
00:15:38,029 --> 00:15:40,039
I'm going to pop outside a
minute.
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I'm going outside.
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MARĂŤA: Cris, I'm watching a
couple
screwing in the building over
the road.
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Everyone is screwing except me.
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DAD: I think you got
the wrong chat, love.
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No, no...
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MARĂŤA:
It's a joke me and Cris have.
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DAD: Ok.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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Need anything?
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To get laid.
232
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Sorry.
233
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,060
Sorry about that.
234
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,040
I didn't mean with you.
Didn't mean to embarrass you.
235
00:16:49,059 --> 00:16:51,219
The pregnancy hormones
make me feel a bit...
236
00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:54,099
I'm losing it.
237
00:16:59,129 --> 00:17:01,219
Actually, I meant if you need
to know anything
238
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,090
about disabled people with
kids...
239
00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:06,189
just ask me.
240
00:17:07,039 --> 00:17:08,229
I could do with some info.
241
00:17:10,190 --> 00:17:13,040
-Can I write down your number?
-Sure, go ahead.
242
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:15,150
Is your name with an X?
243
00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:18,090
Xosé, with an X and an S.
244
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,100
-Is it a Galician name?
-Yes.
245
00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:25,220
Okay, "add".
246
00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:28,170
Six what?
247
00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:30,150
Are they screwing?
248
00:17:31,069 --> 00:17:33,019
Oh, yes.
249
00:18:57,019 --> 00:18:58,119
Listen, Cris.
250
00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:02,220
I've decided that I do want that
date
with your friend, okay?
251
00:19:03,079 --> 00:19:04,119
Set it up.
252
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,040
Love you.
253
00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:13,069
Imagine we're going to plant
eggplants
in a field.
254
00:19:13,089 --> 00:19:14,219
You're that field.
255
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,120
First, the soil needs
fertilizing
with ovarian stimulation,
256
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:20,160
injections you give yourself
over a nine-day period.
257
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:25,180
And finally, we bring the
ovarian follicle
to maturity with HCG.
258
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,040
Sorry, what is that?
259
00:19:27,059 --> 00:19:29,029
It's a hormone injection.
260
00:19:29,049 --> 00:19:32,029
Then we use a local anesthetic
to retrieve the eggs,
261
00:19:32,049 --> 00:19:36,019
and send Pablo's farmers
to add the eggplant seed.
262
00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:40,160
Great metaphor, isn't it, love?
The eggplant.
263
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,080
-Do you smoke?
-No.
264
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:44,169
That's better, it's bad for
fertility.
265
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:47,180
I just need to pop to the
toilet, okay?
266
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,120
I'll be right back.
267
00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:11,200
This is a before and an after
for us.
268
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:12,140
Okay.
269
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,200
-Are you sure?
-I'm on board.
270
00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:19,119
You need to get lower right 45
fixed.
271
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,210
Thanks for the check-up, doctor.
What do I owe you?
272
00:20:22,230 --> 00:20:25,120
If you shout me this drink,
nothing.
273
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:28,030
And if I invite you to my place
for a drink?
274
00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:32,000
Well, it would have to be
alcohol-free.
275
00:20:32,019 --> 00:20:34,139
-I can only have one glass a
day.
-Fair enough.
276
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,169
May I ask you something?
277
00:20:37,059 --> 00:20:38,079
Yes.
278
00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:40,070
Can I kiss you?
279
00:20:44,059 --> 00:20:45,089
You're very polite.
280
00:20:45,109 --> 00:20:47,039
Well, I'm an ally.
281
00:20:47,059 --> 00:20:48,079
An ally?
282
00:20:48,099 --> 00:20:50,089
-A feminist.
-Oh.
283
00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:53,120
A feminist ally.
284
00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:55,000
And guys like you ask.
285
00:20:55,099 --> 00:20:57,159
Well, out of respect.
286
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,170
Yes, I think that's great.
287
00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:01,229
I'm a big believer in it.
288
00:21:02,009 --> 00:21:03,229
-Thanks.
-Ally.
289
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,100
-So...
-Go ahead.
290
00:21:12,019 --> 00:21:14,229
I don't usually sleep with
someone
on the first date.
291
00:21:15,009 --> 00:21:16,039
Okay.
292
00:21:16,059 --> 00:21:17,189
-Okay.
-Perfect.
293
00:21:21,099 --> 00:21:24,039
But Cris told me
that you can be trusted.
294
00:21:24,109 --> 00:21:26,099
I think you're...
295
00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:29,079
-I think you're very nice.
-Cool.
296
00:21:29,099 --> 00:21:31,099
-And I find you sexually
attractive.
-Perfect.
297
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:35,149
-So I wouldn't mind going all
the way.
-Whatever you want.
298
00:21:38,170 --> 00:21:40,230
By that, I mean screwing.
299
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:44,009
-Today, right now.
-Yes, got it.
300
00:21:44,029 --> 00:21:46,149
It has to be at your place
because I live at my sister's.
301
00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:48,090
-Okay, perfect.
-Okay.
302
00:21:53,099 --> 00:21:56,179
I really turns me on
that you're pregnant.
303
00:21:57,190 --> 00:22:00,110
-What?
-I find it super sexy.
304
00:22:01,109 --> 00:22:02,029
Why?
305
00:22:02,049 --> 00:22:06,009
Maybe it's the hormones,
your breasts full of milk...
306
00:22:06,109 --> 00:22:09,169
-Not yet. The milk comes later.
-All right...
307
00:22:09,190 --> 00:22:12,100
I don't mean it turns me on
that they're full of milk...
308
00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:16,160
I mean, the beauty of new life,
right?
309
00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:21,199
Listen. I think...
310
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,999
we don't have as much chemistry
as I thought.
311
00:22:25,019 --> 00:22:27,159
-I didn't mean to upset you.
-It isn't that, but...
312
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:30,040
-Don't you have fantasies?
-Yes, of course.
313
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:33,179
I have fantasies.
Doing it in a car or in a lift.
314
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,130
Where I live has a lift.
315
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,159
What are you looking at?
316
00:23:04,019 --> 00:23:05,069
At you.
317
00:23:06,099 --> 00:23:07,159
And the girls?
318
00:23:08,049 --> 00:23:11,079
Paula is having breakfast by
herself,
Martina is in her cot.
319
00:23:13,049 --> 00:23:14,089
Honey...
320
00:23:15,049 --> 00:23:18,099
What if we wait a while
before trying in vitro?
321
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:20,010
How so?
322
00:23:21,039 --> 00:23:24,089
I don't know.
Injections and hormones freak me
out.
323
00:23:24,109 --> 00:23:28,109
But darling, the doctor said
there was no risk.
324
00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:30,069
Right...
325
00:23:35,069 --> 00:23:38,069
What if we carry on doing it
naturally
for a few months?
326
00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:40,070
Honey...
327
00:23:40,089 --> 00:23:44,119
To be honest, doing it that way
is making me frustrated.
328
00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:46,220
-It's frustrating having sex
with me?
-No.
329
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,200
It's frustrating doing it
with an objective...
330
00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:52,040
and never achieving that
objective.
331
00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:55,090
Stop, you're covered in foam.
Finish shaving.
332
00:23:55,109 --> 00:23:56,189
Cris...
333
00:23:58,039 --> 00:24:00,019
I'm your friend!
334
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:03,220
Do you accept the request
to chat to SEXYDARKGUY?
335
00:24:04,230 --> 00:24:05,180
Mummy.
336
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,170
What?
337
00:24:06,190 --> 00:24:09,020
SEXYDARKGUY: Hi, Kitty,
I'm bored at work, what are you
up to?
338
00:24:09,039 --> 00:24:11,099
-How do I know I'm not an alied
see what he says.
339
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:15,049
I'm off, I'm running late.
Love you, Paula.
340
00:24:17,049 --> 00:24:20,039
Mummy, go on, tell me!
341
00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:22,170
KITTYONHEAT84:
Bored too. Suggestions?
342
00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:24,000
-Mummy...
-What?
343
00:24:24,019 --> 00:24:25,159
-Please tell me...
-Eat up.
344
00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:27,090
-Oh...
-Huh?
345
00:24:28,109 --> 00:24:29,129
Come on.
346
00:24:55,150 --> 00:24:57,060
There she is!
347
00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:59,219
What's up? Hiya, gorgeous!
348
00:25:02,019 --> 00:25:04,179
-Check out the cute T-shirt I
bought.
-Looks great.
349
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:08,030
What does it say?
"No sucksism or fiminism!"
350
00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:12,049
-Hi, I'm Lucas.
-Pleased to meet you.
351
00:25:12,069 --> 00:25:15,219
-Did you sell anything?
-Not yet, but it's early yet.
352
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,040
Okay. When you sell one,
you'll sell them all.
353
00:25:19,190 --> 00:25:23,010
Listen, I'll take a photo
and that way more people will
come.
354
00:25:23,029 --> 00:25:24,189
-All right.
-Yes.
355
00:25:24,210 --> 00:25:27,010
-Do a Boomerang.
-A Boomerang?
356
00:25:27,029 --> 00:25:29,039
Let's see...
357
00:25:29,059 --> 00:25:30,099
No, but...
358
00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:34,060
Esther, sweetie. It's a dance
move.
359
00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:35,179
Awesome.
360
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:39,120
Hey, fancy coming to a friend's
birthday party later?
361
00:25:41,019 --> 00:25:43,029
-No.
-Be cool, don't be a bore.
362
00:25:43,049 --> 00:25:44,209
I'm gonna be responsible for
once.
363
00:25:44,230 --> 00:25:46,090
-Sure?
-Sure.
364
00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:49,029
-You'll be along later?
-Sure, gorgeous.
365
00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:50,219
You'll come.
366
00:25:51,230 --> 00:25:53,130
Good luck.
367
00:25:55,230 --> 00:26:00,140
And right now, Cactus Girl
is signing autographs at stand
7.
368
00:26:11,150 --> 00:26:13,070
This is my good side.
369
00:26:13,089 --> 00:26:15,029
Well, it's better from here.
370
00:26:17,069 --> 00:26:18,189
-Thanks
-Thank you.
371
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,160
Really? Oh, thank you!
372
00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:24,200
-Hi. How are you?
-All right.
373
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,169
Thanks a lot, really.
374
00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:46,060
And then suddenly he admitted
375
00:26:46,079 --> 00:26:49,139
it turned him on to think milk
was going to come out of my
boobs.
376
00:26:49,230 --> 00:26:52,210
I don't think it's that
outrageous,
it's a fantasy.
377
00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:55,210
-It freaked me out.
-You're pregnant and you're up
for it.
378
00:26:55,230 --> 00:26:58,190
And he wants to be with a
pregnant woman.
It's perfect.
379
00:26:58,210 --> 00:27:00,080
SEXYDARKGUY: How do we hook up?
380
00:27:00,099 --> 00:27:02,059
No, I'd rather sleep with
someone
381
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:05,009
who isn't turned on
by another human being inside
me.
382
00:27:05,029 --> 00:27:06,219
-Where's the entrance?
-Over here.
383
00:27:07,009 --> 00:27:09,229
KITTENONHEAT84:
Room 306 at 8 pm
I'll have to go soon.
I have to pick up Paula.
384
00:27:10,009 --> 00:27:10,999
Okay.
385
00:27:16,150 --> 00:27:17,190
Hey.
386
00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:20,090
Who's that guy?
387
00:27:20,109 --> 00:27:22,019
Just a guy, Xosé.
388
00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:24,049
I met him at Gari's party
and invited him.
389
00:27:24,069 --> 00:27:25,209
-You invited him to come!
-Yes.
390
00:27:25,230 --> 00:27:28,020
-Single?
-Divorced, but don't go there.
391
00:27:28,039 --> 00:27:29,029
Why not?
392
00:27:29,049 --> 00:27:30,999
Because he's Gari's
psychologist...
393
00:27:31,019 --> 00:27:33,019
-You'll never get laid like
that...
-This is Cris.
394
00:27:33,039 --> 00:27:34,189
-Hi.
-Pleased to meet you.
395
00:27:34,210 --> 00:27:36,090
-Xosé.
-This is Xosé.
396
00:27:36,190 --> 00:27:38,010
-Hi there.
-Hi.
397
00:27:38,109 --> 00:27:39,199
-Are you okay?
-Yes, I'm good.
398
00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:41,100
-Been here long?
-No.
399
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:42,189
Oh, okay. Good.
400
00:27:43,170 --> 00:27:44,200
-Shall we go in?
-Sure.
401
00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:46,120
I think it's this way.
402
00:27:49,180 --> 00:27:51,130
So how did you two meet?
403
00:27:51,150 --> 00:27:54,050
-At Gari's party.
-Ah, okay.
404
00:27:54,069 --> 00:27:56,149
-Because he's our gardener.
-Look, it's here.
405
00:27:57,039 --> 00:27:59,099
-Hi.
-Hi.
406
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,110
What's up?
407
00:28:02,130 --> 00:28:03,220
What are you doing?
408
00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:05,199
I'm going, this place is shit.
409
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:09,039
You can't,
you paid for the whole weekend.
410
00:28:09,059 --> 00:28:11,009
Leave it out, okay?
411
00:28:11,029 --> 00:28:12,099
But did you sell anything?
412
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,059
No, not a thing.
413
00:28:14,079 --> 00:28:16,999
All the more reason to stay
and try to sell something.
414
00:28:17,019 --> 00:28:18,119
If you go, you won't.
415
00:28:18,140 --> 00:28:20,080
-All right.
-I want to buy that one,
416
00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,169
-will you sell it to me?
-Cut it out.
417
00:28:21,190 --> 00:28:23,150
Hey, I love this one, I mean it.
418
00:28:23,170 --> 00:28:25,190
Wouldn't it look great in the
bathroom?
419
00:28:25,210 --> 00:28:27,010
How much is that?
420
00:28:27,029 --> 00:28:29,169
But... Do you think I'm an
idiot?
421
00:28:29,190 --> 00:28:31,130
I don't need your fucking
charity.
422
00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:36,079
Got a credit card reader?
I want to buy this one.
423
00:28:36,099 --> 00:28:38,159
-Stop.
-This is a market, I want to buy
it.
424
00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:41,050
-Leave it out, I said.
-I'm a customer.
425
00:28:41,069 --> 00:28:43,169
-Give me the painting...
-I want to buy it, I mean it!
426
00:28:44,150 --> 00:28:45,170
Sorry.
427
00:28:45,190 --> 00:28:47,130
Keep the painting,
keep all of them.
428
00:28:47,150 --> 00:28:49,150
-I'm fucking sick of this.
-Esther.
429
00:28:49,170 --> 00:28:51,150
Don't be like that, I wanted to
help.
430
00:28:54,230 --> 00:28:57,130
Help me?
You're gonna help me?
431
00:28:57,150 --> 00:28:59,190
Take a look at your life.
It's shit, MarĂa.
432
00:28:59,210 --> 00:29:01,090
-Help yourself.
-Esther...
433
00:29:01,109 --> 00:29:03,079
And you keep out of this!
434
00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:10,119
All right...
435
00:29:15,210 --> 00:29:16,220
Hi.
436
00:29:17,099 --> 00:29:19,039
Yeah. Where are you guys?
437
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,010
Okay, cool. I'll join you.
438
00:29:22,029 --> 00:29:25,049
Do you have coke or should I
score some?
439
00:29:25,069 --> 00:29:28,139
Well, because I fancy it.
Okay, see you in a minute.
440
00:29:31,049 --> 00:29:33,069
-Can you manage?
-Yes, of course.
441
00:29:35,180 --> 00:29:37,130
I didn't mean like...
442
00:29:37,230 --> 00:29:39,100
Like what?
443
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,040
Little macho man.
444
00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:43,160
-That isn't you?
-No.
445
00:29:44,019 --> 00:29:45,129
So how did you mean it?
446
00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:48,110
I guess you can carry
two or three paintings...
447
00:29:48,130 --> 00:29:50,120
if you're pregnant, right?
448
00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:52,190
And four or five, too.
449
00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:56,200
Great.
450
00:29:58,150 --> 00:30:00,080
In fact, there are...
451
00:30:00,220 --> 00:30:04,070
lots of things I can do
while I'm pregnant.
452
00:30:16,029 --> 00:30:17,999
Hang on. Hang on a minute.
453
00:30:18,019 --> 00:30:20,149
Does it turn you on that I'm
pregnant?
454
00:30:21,059 --> 00:30:23,029
-I hadn't thought about it.
-No?
455
00:30:23,049 --> 00:30:25,059
-No.
-Okay, perfect.
456
00:31:50,019 --> 00:31:51,209
-God.
-Are you all right?
457
00:31:51,230 --> 00:31:54,110
Yes, I'm bloody great.
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