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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:45,477 Hello http://english-subtitle.blogspot.in/ http://english-subtitle.blogspot.in/ 2 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,912 Yeah, Venkat speaking 3 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:51,837 Really?! 4 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:54,391 Sir, kindly switch off your mobile phone 5 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:55,591 1 second please 6 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:01,150 Excuse me 7 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,194 Sir, please sit down 8 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:23,072 Captain, there's a medical emergency 9 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,635 Chennai...Air lndia 101 10 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,394 returning due to medical emergency 11 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,111 Hold still 12 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,151 Oh my God! l'm alright 13 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,679 Only my favorite Goddess has saved me 14 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:55,828 You can go now l'll find my way out 15 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,115 - Gentleman, wait -70Kgs! 16 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:25,871 Start the car 17 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,033 - Ramba Rao? - That's me 18 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,197 Should l show you my name as tattoo for proof? 19 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:33,476 Let's go 20 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,151 Go to Adyar 21 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,398 l thought l had to drop you in Andhra Club? 22 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,279 Yes, go via Adyar 23 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:51,391 Yes, Venkat 24 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:53,159 l'll be at your place in 5 minutes...be ready 25 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:54,710 Wassup...so early!? 26 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,389 Srivatsan called me 27 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:58,230 Silencer? 28 00:02:58,760 --> 00:02:59,510 He said Pari is here 29 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:00,632 Pari?!! 30 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,235 lf we want to meet Pari, he asked us to be at our college water tank at 8:00 a.m 31 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,598 l had to pretend a heart attack in mid air to come back now 32 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:08,117 - Oh crap! 33 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,674 You can relieve yourself later come outside soon 34 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,199 l'll be there right now 35 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,269 Paru, l'll be back soon 36 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,793 Thanks l forgot my shoes 37 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,037 We traced our friend Pari 38 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:23,592 What? 39 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,352 My socks stink l'll somehow manage 40 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,235 Oi! You forgot to wear your pants! 41 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:34,877 Sorry...urgent 42 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:37,997 Stop here 43 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:40,990 Andhra club, sir? 44 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:42,231 You can go to Andhra later 45 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,595 Now go to ldeal engineering college 46 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:44,869 Okay, sir 47 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,312 Amnesia or fashion!? 48 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,112 Pant?! 49 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:57,710 Stop...stop...stop 50 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,196 Sir, Andhra club 51 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,308 Why are you in such a hurry? You go straight to the airport 52 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,756 Brother will be waiting for you Take him to Andhra club 53 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:07,796 He is also Ramba Rao! 54 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,071 This is Ramba Rao speaking 55 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:11,957 Where is my car? 56 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,188 l'm waiting in that same spot you asked me to 57 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,835 l've searched everywhere but the runway! 58 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,438 Pari.... 59 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,068 Srivatsa! Where is Pari? 60 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,268 Tell me. Where's Pari? 61 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,159 Hello losers! 62 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,395 l am back 63 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,355 Have a drink, man 64 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:37,952 You too 65 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:39,312 Where is Pari 66 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,719 First check this out 67 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:45,316 Super! 68 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,077 l didn't ask you to praise my wife 69 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:53,037 See the bungalow behind her 4 million U.S dollars 70 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,273 - l am talking about bungalow - Wife is average looking! 71 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,594 Swimming pool...heated 72 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,514 Living room Maple wood flooring 73 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:10,035 My new Lamborghini 6496cc 74 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,795 Why are you showing all this to us like a real estate agent? 75 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:15,552 Where is Pari? 76 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,677 Did you guys forget? Come with me 77 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:18,831 Where's he off to? 78 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,631 Mark this date, guys 79 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:37,278 10 years later we'll meet here same day...same place 80 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,871 We'll see who's made it big then 81 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,039 lt's a challenge. Will you be here? 82 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,709 lf you have the guts agree to this deal 83 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:47,590 Do you remember? 84 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:51,073 l wagered a bet with that smart-ass in this same place 85 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,191 l am a MAN, l won You good-for-nothing losers! 86 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:56,592 Hit you! 87 00:05:58,880 --> 00:05:59,392 Shameless fellow 88 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,680 l got down from a flight in mid air! He forgot to even wear his pants 89 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,151 For past 10 years we've been hunting for our friend Pari 90 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:05,835 We don't even know if he is alive or not 91 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:07,873 Did you ask us to come here to humor your ego?! 92 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:08,797 Chill, dude 93 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:10,395 l knew he won't be here 94 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:11,712 He's rubbing salt on to our wounds! 95 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:12,910 Let's push him down 96 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,799 Venkat! Let go 97 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:19,155 Why did you ask us to come here? 98 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:20,156 To meet Pari 99 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,955 Lets go check if he's a big shot or l am 100 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,112 Which means... you know where he is? 101 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:27,477 Yes 102 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:29,350 Where is Pari? 103 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,837 He's in Ootacamund 104 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:34,191 Don't get it? Ooty! 105 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:04,990 No one can emulate my friend He changed every fad and trend 106 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,958 Buddy, where did you disappear? 107 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,633 Daily we longed for our friend so dear 108 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,513 He embroidered our hearts in friendship 109 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,914 He made us teary-eyed with his kinship 110 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:48,595 Like a mother's lap is his shoulder 111 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:53,113 He's our umbilical cord linked far 112 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,916 Friendship beyond love so true 113 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:02,355 more than a flight of steps it grew 114 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,398 Your friendship is our treasure 115 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,797 You developed in us a new picture 116 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:09,993 We flew so high 117 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,551 like fluffy clouds in the sky 118 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,117 Paving our path with a new bouquet 119 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:21,110 why did you abandon us halfway? 120 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:25,637 Like a child searching for his mother 121 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,908 without you how can we go farther?! 122 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,314 No one can emulate my friend 123 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,999 He changed every fad and trend 124 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,840 Buddy, where did you disappear? 125 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,390 Daily we longed for our friend so dear 126 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:52,397 Pari 127 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:53,796 Panchavan Parivedthan 128 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:55,750 As unique as his name 129 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:01,158 What our teachers and parents didn't in 20 years, he taught us in just 4 years! 130 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,717 He identified myself to me! 131 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:05,629 Life is a marathon 132 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:08,356 lf we don't run fast enough others will overtake us! 133 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:13,354 Even to be born we have to compete with 300 million sperms! 134 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:17,389 l was born in 1980 at 10:20 a.m 135 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:21,038 At 10:21 my dad announced, '' ve got an engineer-son ''! 136 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,238 Venkat Ramakrishnan B.E 137 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,759 And my fate was sealed 138 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,473 But no one asked me what l wanted to be! 139 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,797 Senthil Sevarkodi Venkat Ramakrishnan 140 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,069 Panchavan Parivendhan 141 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,271 - Room number? -34 142 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:48,357 Let's go 143 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:50,516 l am Mani Maaran 144 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,833 l'm called MM short for millimeter 145 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:59,032 To buy tea and coffee, wash copy assignments, l am all in all for all 146 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:00,509 But studying is up to you 147 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,349 Fixed rate , No bargain 148 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,070 Hey! Millimeter One minute 149 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,428 You want to click snaps? Go ahead 150 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,319 This is kilobyte This is mega byte 151 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:12,959 This is their mother Giga byte! 152 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:13,990 ...but nothing bite! 153 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,360 Saraswathi namasthubyam Varade kamarupini. - What undiluted devotion! 154 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:22,356 Vidyarambam Karishyami Siddhir Bhavatu me sada 155 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:25,319 - Hi!l am Venkat - l'm Senthil 156 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,068 Vani Saraswathi Vaag Devi 157 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,316 He thinks God will make him pass 158 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:30,675 Oi! Out 159 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,753 Hey! Millimeter What's your meter?! 160 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,076 To carry 1 box for 1 km is Rs 2 161 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:39,678 - For 2 boxes 2 kms Rs 8 - Here's a tenner For You 162 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,558 l don't have a habit of accepting tips 163 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:43,074 Okay...fine 164 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:47,312 Tonight, make sure you wear briefs without holes for the fresher's party! 165 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:55,959 Boss you are great Bless us 166 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,273 Our seniors made us fall at their feet, in our briefs 167 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:14,591 Though l fell at our seniors' feet l looked up to see Pari's face! 168 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,794 That was my 1st glimpse of Pari 169 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,190 - Boss - What? 170 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,151 Look at our new volunteer? 171 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,879 Come...come...welcome! 172 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:40,917 Greetings, bro 173 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,109 What's your name? 174 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,633 Panchavan Parivendhan 175 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,831 What sort of a name is this? 176 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,470 King Pari who gave up his chariot for a creeper 177 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:55,516 Now give your pants to our boss 178 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,515 Strip...strip 179 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,589 Are you deaf or what? 180 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:13,160 Wet pants will only give you pneumonia! 181 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,036 Strip 182 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,075 All is well All is well 183 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:17,711 What?! 184 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,750 All is well 185 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,117 Are you a Christian? 186 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:23,835 Hey! James Bond! 187 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,917 Tell him what to do 188 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,117 Take off your pants, man Or he'll piss on you 189 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,870 Why are you showing off your Engish now? 190 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,478 l was born in Coimbatore l studied in California 191 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,199 So little slow in Tamil 192 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,070 There's no rush You can show off your Tamil 193 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,356 Why did you get into your pants so soon? 194 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,078 Strip! 195 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,592 Remove your trousers 196 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:57,868 Otherwise he will bless you with his 'pees-ful' offering! 197 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,438 Peaceful offering? 198 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,356 - What language is this? - Archaic Thamizh! 199 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,909 Oi! Come out 200 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:28,634 lf you don't... on your door... 201 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,476 ...l'll pee 202 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,594 l'll count till 10 203 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:46,713 lf you don't come, l'll pee in front of your door through out this semester 204 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,117 One 205 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:53,392 Two 206 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,312 Three 207 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:00,317 Four 208 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,192 Five 209 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:08,758 Six 210 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:11,992 Seven 211 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:17,478 Eight 212 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:20,677 Nine 213 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:28,592 Ten 214 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,273 Boss, you are great Bless me 215 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,112 Salt water is a great conductor of electricity 216 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:16,909 We learnt that in 8th grade as theory 217 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,634 Pari applied it practically 218 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,049 Dr Virumandi Sandanam 219 00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:29,935 Our college principal 220 00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:33,297 Students fondly call him 'Virus' 221 00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:38,169 Life was all about competitions He never wished anyone to win 222 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:40,210 Time is precious to him 223 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:43,613 So much so, his shirts have no buttons, only velcro! 224 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,299 He doesn't tie a tie He wears it! 225 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:52,417 He's ambidextrous like actor Rajini in the film Sivaji! 226 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,580 He even tries to write with both his feet at the same time 227 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,530 After lunch he takes a power nap for exactly 7 1/2 minutes 228 00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:05,492 Even then, he makes use of that time by putting up with unproductive work! 229 00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:11,253 Strict orders to Govindhan to cut his nails, shave, tweeze his nostril hair during break 230 00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:15,696 Virus is bringing eggs for us All of you come out 231 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:27,018 What is this? 232 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,091 - Cuckoo, sir 233 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:30,452 ..And this? 234 00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:31,251 Cuckoo's nest 235 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:32,332 Wrong 236 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:34,689 Cuckoo never builds her own nest 237 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,655 Do you know where a cuckoo lays her nest? 238 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:38,939 Always in a crow's nest 239 00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:42,136 First day and he keeps talking of cuckoos, crows and ciphers! 240 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,093 Seems like a bad omen! 241 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:49,648 When the eggs hatch, do you know what happens? 242 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:57,170 Cuckoo's young ones push the crows' eggs down 243 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:01,811 Competition is over 244 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,578 Life begins with murder 245 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:06,211 That is nature 246 00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:09,977 Compete or die 247 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:12,975 You are like this cuckoo 248 00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:18,095 These are crow's eggs that you pushed down 249 00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:23,696 Don't forget...every year we get 4 lakh applications to this college 250 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,212 Only 200 get selected 251 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:27,253 You are part of the 200 252 00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:31,015 Others are broken eggs 253 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:40,211 My own son applied thrice He ended up as a broken egg 254 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:45,293 Life is a race You've got to run fast 255 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,737 Otherwise the one behind you will trample and overtake you 256 00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:51,096 Let me tell you a very interesting story 257 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:54,615 This is an astronaut's pen 258 00:17:55,740 --> 00:18:00,530 Due to lack of gravity in outer space ball point and fountain pens don't function 259 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:05,895 Many scientists at the expense of many million dollars, have invented this pen 260 00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:10,252 This space pen can be used at any temperature at whatever angle 261 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:15,576 One day, when l was a student our director called me 262 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:16,891 Virumandi Sandanam 263 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,774 Yes, sir Come here 264 00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:20,131 l got scared 265 00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:22,299 He showed me this pen and said... 266 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:27,133 'This is a symbol of excellence l'm gifting it to you 267 00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:33,777 The day you find an extra-ordinary student like you, give this to him' 268 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:41,132 l am waiting to do so for past 32 years l'm yet to find such a student 269 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:45,415 At least in this batch will one of you be worthy of this pen? 270 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:48,095 Yes, sir 271 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:49,896 Hands down 272 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,495 Should l announce specially for you? 273 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,613 Sir, l have a doubt? -ask 274 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:08,256 lf a pen didn't write in space they could have used a pencil! 275 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:09,776 lt would have only cost Rs2!!! 276 00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:18,772 Disperse 277 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:20,254 Time for class to begin 278 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,416 Oi! He's a real tough cookie! 279 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,779 Yesterday, he taught our seniors a lesson 280 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,133 Today, he made Virus speechless 281 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,489 We must be on our guard with him 282 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:41,257 You gave Virus himself a nasty medicine! 283 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:44,180 Boss, you are great Bless me 284 00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:46,253 Get up 285 00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:49,249 You're not going to school? 286 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,815 lt's your father who pays? 287 00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:55,579 Let him go He's just a kid 288 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,010 You don't need fees to study in a school 289 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:00,610 Just an uniform will do 290 00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:05,893 Whichever school you like get that uniform stitched 291 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:07,855 Sit in that class room without uttering a single word 292 00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:10,253 Who will find you out in this crowd? 293 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,017 But if they do? 294 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,218 Change school and change uniform 295 00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:18,217 Did you hear that? 296 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,569 He has something...a spark! 297 00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:24,338 He looks at ordinary stuff in a totally new perspective 298 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,655 ln Virus's cuckoo flock he stood apart as a peacock! 299 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:33,338 We were all professor's robots! He was the only human amongst us 300 00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:34,935 What is a machine? 301 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:40,409 What are you rejoicing? 302 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:45,290 My dream from childhood is to become an engineer, sir 303 00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:49,650 l am so happy to be here 304 00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:53,416 Enough of being happy! Define a machine 305 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:59,291 Sir, a machine is anything that reduces human effort 306 00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:00,969 Can you please elaborate? 307 00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:10,857 Sir, whatever gadget makes time and human effort easier is a machine 308 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,619 When we sweat, we tap a switch 309 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:18,370 Fan...machine, sir! 310 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,292 lf we want to talk to our friend far away 311 00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:22,848 Phone...machine, sir 312 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:25,455 We are surrounded by machines! 313 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:29,058 From a pen's nib to a pant zip it's a 'machine' world 314 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:30,569 One second up, next second down 315 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:32,219 Up down Up down 316 00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:35,971 What's the definition? 317 00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:38,612 That's what l was saying now 318 00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:42,375 ls this what you'll write in your exam? 319 00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:43,777 ls this a machine? 320 00:21:44,340 --> 00:21:45,329 Up down up down 321 00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:46,972 ldiot! 322 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:48,331 Anybody else? 323 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:48,893 Sir? 324 00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:52,571 Machines are any combination of bodies so connected... 325 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:56,495 ...that their relative motions are constrained and by means of which force and motion 326 00:21:56,860 --> 00:22:01,092 ...may be transmitted and modified as a screw and its nut or a lever arranged to turn 327 00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:04,293 about a forearm or a pulley about its pivot etc... 328 00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:07,170 Especially a construction more or less complex 329 00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:09,417 consisting of a combination of moving parts... 330 00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:10,815 ...or simple mechanical elements 331 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:13,336 such as wheels, levers, cams etc 332 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:14,491 V.V.Good! 333 00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:16,578 Perfect 334 00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:17,691 Thank you sir 335 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:18,532 Please sit down 336 00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:23,849 This is what l too said 337 00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:26,219 ...in simple terms 338 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:27,336 for everyone to grasp 339 00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:29,088 You should then join a Govt. Arts college 340 00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:32,055 But we should be able to understand whatever we study, right sir? 341 00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:37,336 What's the use of blindly memorizing what's in our syllabus? 342 00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:39,099 Oh! So you claim to be more intelligent than these books? 343 00:22:40,580 --> 00:22:42,810 lf you want to pass the exams this is what you have to write 344 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:44,733 l just wan... -Get out 345 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:48,699 lf you need to be told in simple terms...get out! 346 00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:55,697 ldiot! 347 00:22:57,140 --> 00:22:59,256 So you got the definition of a machine 348 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:06,851 A machine is a combination of various elements or links used to transform otherforms of energy into 349 00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:08,688 Why are you back here? 350 00:23:09,260 --> 00:23:10,818 l forgot, sir 351 00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:11,572 What did you forget? 352 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:16,329 lnstruments that record, analyze, summarize, organize, debate and explain information 353 00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:20,016 ...that are illustrated, non-illustrated, hard bound, paperback, jacketed or non jacketed... 354 00:23:20,260 --> 00:23:22,091 ...with forward, introduction, table of contents, index 355 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,616 that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding 356 00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:26,731 ...enrichment, enhancement and education of 357 00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:28,698 the human brain through sensory route of vision 358 00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:30,617 ...sometimes touch 359 00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:41,538 Means? 360 00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:44,056 Book, sir 361 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:46,812 Definition by the book 362 00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:50,010 l forgot to take my books 363 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:51,016 That's why l came back 364 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,733 Why didn't you give this same simple explanation earlier? 365 00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:54,693 That's what l tried, sir...but 366 00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:56,852 You don't like anything simplified! 367 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,456 Pari was an outstanding student 368 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:08,215 He'll forever be standing 369 00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:11,135 None of the professors liked the questions he asked 370 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:12,535 They'll immediately shoo him out of the class 371 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,133 He'll promptly go and sit in our seniors' class 372 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,690 When asked why, he'll philosophize that knowledge can be sought in any level! 373 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,170 Similar to Pari in ideology was Paneer Selvam 374 00:24:29,940 --> 00:24:30,577 - Excuse me, sir 375 00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:31,736 - Tell me, Paneer Selvam 376 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:33,169 When's our convocation? 377 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:33,898 Why? 378 00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:36,132 So that my parents can come from my village, sir 379 00:24:36,380 --> 00:24:39,452 l need to book train tickets for them l am the 1st engineer from our village 380 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,248 Even my relatives want to come 381 00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:42,849 1st call your dad 382 00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:45,338 Please, please, hurry up Don't waste my time 383 00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:49,892 Hello 384 00:24:50,380 --> 00:24:51,176 Father, l'm Paneer speaking 385 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:52,696 How are you, my son? 386 00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:53,776 l am fine 387 00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:58,330 Siva Prakasam, your son won't become an engineer this year 388 00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:02,090 So don't book tickets and waste your money 389 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:03,096 Why, sir? 390 00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:04,979 He didn't get his project ready in time 391 00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:09,169 He didn't like the project l suggested Of his own accord he chose to make 392 00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:13,576 a toy helicopter that kids play with 393 00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:15,129 He's a good student, sir 394 00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:17,815 Hey! Listen to me lt's very unrealistic 395 00:25:18,260 --> 00:25:19,090 and it won't work 396 00:25:19,820 --> 00:25:26,896 You might as well start a poultry farm for him At least he can watch a cock fly!!! 397 00:25:31,980 --> 00:25:33,379 l am in the completion stage 398 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:34,257 ls your project ready? 399 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:37,889 Just see my project once, sir 400 00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:38,976 Submit it l'll see it 401 00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:40,813 Just give me some grace time l'll submit it, sir 402 00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,095 Why should l give you extension? 403 00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:44,212 My father had a heart attack and was hospitalized 404 00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,058 l couldn't concentrate in my studies, sir 405 00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:50,689 Did you stop eating for 2 months? 406 00:25:52,060 --> 00:25:52,617 No, sir 407 00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:55,370 No, sir 408 00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,011 Sunday morning, my son died in a train accident 409 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:00,496 Monday morning l came to college 410 00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:03,734 1st hour class in 'digital principles' 411 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,497 So don't give me that bullshit Paneer Selvam 412 00:26:08,140 --> 00:26:09,209 l can only feel sorry for you 413 00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:11,099 l cannot give you an extension 414 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:11,932 Sir? 415 00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:13,092 Go quit 416 00:26:16,060 --> 00:26:17,652 Very close, sir 417 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:54,370 Right in front of my own eyes l disappeared into thin air 418 00:26:55,580 --> 00:27:03,931 l dissolved as an unseen star now here...nowhere! 419 00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:14,250 l hear my heart tatter threadbare l didn't expect this nightmare 420 00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:28,370 l hear my heart tatter threadbare l didn't expect this nightmare 421 00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:33,419 l ask for rain, a few splashes instead you reduce me to ashes 422 00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:38,576 l ask for ray of light, few my eyes, you take in lieu! 423 00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:46,416 my dreams you stopped midway will you let me continue somehow? 424 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:56,134 Pain and strain you piled on me will you let me sleep now? 425 00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:03,775 So well designed 426 00:28:04,540 --> 00:28:05,973 Wireless camera on a helicopter 427 00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:10,537 Useful for traffic update and security 428 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:13,852 Virus claims it won't fly and this project is a failure 429 00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:16,890 Why won't it fly? We'll make it fly 430 00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:21,892 Paneer ls almost there Given a little more time 431 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,129 he'd have done it 432 00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:26,536 Let it be a surprise to him We'll make it fly 433 00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:30,851 in front of his window ...and watch his reaction 434 00:28:31,060 --> 00:28:32,095 from below on this screen 435 00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:33,610 This is just excess baggage! 436 00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:35,856 lf we do his assignment who will do ours ? 437 00:28:36,860 --> 00:28:39,215 Already we are flooded with viva...test...quiz! 438 00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:41,258 42 exams in every semester 439 00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:47,898 Give me your hand Place it on your heart 440 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:49,291 Repeat to yourself 441 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,216 All is well 442 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:52,849 All is well 443 00:28:57,380 --> 00:29:00,133 Swami Pariyanandha is chanting a new mantra 444 00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:00,972 That means? 445 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,019 All is well means it's all for the good 446 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:05,537 Positive thought that only good will happen 447 00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:10,375 ln our town there was a watchman called Mariam Suzai 448 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:18,536 As soon as the sun sets he will yell 'All is wellllllllll' 449 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:20,250 We'll all sleep peacefully 450 00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:23,448 One night there was a burglary 451 00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:27,650 Only then we knew our bro was suffering from night blindness! 452 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:32,857 His 'all is well' slogan gave us peace of mind to sleep in peace 453 00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:36,730 l got enlightened that day 454 00:29:38,140 --> 00:29:41,371 Our heart is a scaredy cat Chicken hearted 455 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:43,012 Like him 456 00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:45,978 We must bluff to our heart 457 00:29:47,260 --> 00:29:48,932 However huge a problem comes our way... 458 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:52,412 ...we should tell our heart 'Chillax! All is well' 459 00:29:53,540 --> 00:29:55,258 That will solve all our problems?! 460 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:58,972 We'll get more courage to face our problems 461 00:30:02,020 --> 00:30:05,171 Remember this mantra lt will come in handy for sure 462 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,271 lf heart's battery low in level Charge it with 'all is well' 463 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:35,111 Defeat or distress spell Dictum is 'all is well' 464 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,917 lf heart's battery low in level Charge it with 'all is well' 465 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,871 Defeat or distress spell Dictum is 'all is well' 466 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,433 lf your life gets too tight loosen up to set it right 467 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,074 lf you live a bat's life, upside down earth is hanging garden of Babylon 468 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,318 Thread in the doughnut of lentil Tagline is 'all is well' 469 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,958 Bring that thread to fly a kite overhead 470 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,232 lf on 31st there's cigarette shortage 'all is well' should be your adage 471 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,917 Beedi will do to bond us true 472 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,156 lf heart's battery low in level Charge it with 'all is well' 473 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,111 Defeat or distress spell Dictum is 'all is well' 474 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,876 lf your life gets too tight loosen up to set it right 475 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,314 lf you live a bat's life, upside down earth is hanging garden of Babylon 476 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,518 Thread in the doughnut of lentil Tagline is 'all is well' 477 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,278 Bring that thread to fly a kite overhead 478 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,432 lf on 31st there's cigarette shortage 'all is well' should be your adage 479 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,157 Beedi will do to bond us true 480 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,677 Hey there! White shirt guy Book in your hand...why? 481 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,959 Are you well read? Don't show-off, pinhead! 482 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,437 Hey! Dude! Hear me out lt's foolish to learn by rote 483 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,319 Are you a stork waiting for its prey? 484 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,557 Don't obsess about marks and pray 485 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,078 Like a marble stuck in a soda bottle should lessons choke at full throttle? 486 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,916 To overload your upper storey is your brain a mere lorry? 487 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,111 Pack up your brains, seal it neat Follow the route of your heart beat 488 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,758 Class topper isn't a hero marvel Catch word is 'all is well' 489 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,712 Hero can become zero 'All is well' is your motto 490 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,677 Joker isn't of zero nature 'All is well' your signature! 491 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,351 ln a deck of cards he's the hero for sure! 492 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,631 lf heart's battery low in level Charge it with 'all is well' 493 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,470 Defeat or distress spell Dictum is 'all is well' 494 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,433 Brahma the creator you can be 495 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,439 Beat on the desk in harmony 496 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,713 Rock and roll in tune with your soul 497 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,157 Should every student be a jail-bird? 498 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,232 Sim trapped in a mobile can they be captured? 499 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,358 Let's escape unhindered! 500 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,832 lf no latch on the restroom door hum a song with its encore 501 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,757 You'll become number one priority sought after singer celebrity 502 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,990 Lock up your brains, seal it neat Follow the route of your heart beat 503 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:13,598 lnto your room if a snake does slither 504 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,311 Wave your exam paper it will disappear 505 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:21,471 lf you get a paunch with too much beer 'All is well' you must whisper 506 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,111 You'll be the perfect inspector! 507 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,430 lf heart's battery low in level Charge it with 'all is well' 508 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,310 Defeat or distress spell Buzzword is 'all is well' 509 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:37,038 lf your life gets too tight loosen up to set it right 510 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,430 lf you live a bat's life, upside down earth is hanging garden of Babylon 511 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,878 Thread in the doughnut of lentil Tagline is 'all is well' 512 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,870 Bring that thread to fly a kite overhead 513 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:52,757 lf on 31st there's cigarette shortage 'all is well' should be your adage 514 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,828 Beedi will do to bond us true 515 00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,440 Thread in the doughnut of lentil Tagline is 'all is well' 516 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:03,151 Bring that thread to fly a kite overhead 517 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,279 lf on 31st there's cigarette shortage 'all is well' should be your adage 518 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,031 Beedi will do to bond us true 519 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,508 Paneer, my son How could you 520 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,352 leave me and go? You got away with it 521 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,995 Police didn't find out 522 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,437 Paneer Selvam's dad is also in the dark 523 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,399 Do you know what the cause of death is, according to the post mortem report? 524 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,319 Pressure on windpipe resulting in choking 525 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,271 They claim he died due to pressure here 526 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,118 But he had pressure here for 4 years 527 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:24,835 ls anyone aware of that? 528 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,199 Why was that not recorded? 529 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,037 Engineers find machines for various needs 530 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:36,990 lf there was a machine to measure this pressure, by now everyone will know 531 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,115 ...this is not suicide 532 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:40,631 ...but murder! 533 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,713 How dare you blame me for Paneer Selvam's suicide? 534 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,752 How are we responsible, if a student cannot handle academic pressure? 535 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,559 There are gazillion pressures in life 536 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,678 How can you blame someone else for it? 537 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,911 l am not blaming you, sir 538 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,119 l am pointing a finger at our system 539 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,792 l have statistics to prove my point 540 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,678 lndia leads as 541 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,432 in students committing suicide For every 90 minutes a student 542 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,671 tries to commits suicide 543 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:20,353 More than ill-health or accident death rate by suicide is higher 544 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,113 l am not bothered about all your statistics 545 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,036 This is 1 of the finest colleges in our country 546 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,957 lt is 32 years since this college was started 547 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,272 From 28th rank l've brought it to 548 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,439 What are your standing in 549 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,799 We refer to peeing also as 'number 1 ' 550 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:41,517 No one is allowed to think out of the box 551 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,118 There's no respect for innovative inventions 552 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:52,436 Their target is marks oriented, cushy job or settle abroad only 553 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:58,235 You teach how to achieve good grades Not how to excel as an engineer! 554 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:03,756 Then you teach me - No, sir, l didn't mea... 555 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,437 Today we are going to see the thermal 556 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,951 Dr K.S, please take a seat 557 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:23,270 Students, he is soooper intellectual and a genius 558 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,829 He knows more than all the qualified teachers here 559 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:34,874 Today, Professor Dr Engineer Parivendhan will teach us a lesson in engineering 560 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,479 - Sir, how can l... 561 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,596 - To you, now! 562 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,037 We do not have all day 563 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,309 Bi sent-hilator 564 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,757 Driven- katri- nation 565 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:24,996 l'll give you all 30 seconds time Find out what these words mean 566 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,351 You can refer your books 567 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,996 Those who find the answer please raise your hands 568 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,918 Let me see who is 1st and who is last 569 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,999 Your time starts now 570 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:09,557 Time up 571 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,392 Time up, sir 572 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,113 None of you could find the answer? 573 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:28,319 For 1 minute rewind your lives 574 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:35,790 As soon as l wrote these 2 words did any of you have feel electrified? 575 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,716 Did you feel an excitement to learn something new? 576 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:43,518 Anyone? 577 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:47,676 No 578 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:52,709 As soon as l said start all of you ran a race 579 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,715 What do you gain by falling all over your books and getting A grades? 580 00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,234 Are you increasing your knowledge? 581 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,037 No, only your pressure increases 582 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,550 This is a college Not a pressure cooker! 583 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,352 Even in a circus, the lion, petrified of the ring master's whip 584 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,516 ...obeys his commands 585 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,075 Do we call it a well trained lion ...or well educated?! 586 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,114 Hello! This is not a philosophy class 587 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,232 Explain what those 2 words mean 588 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,319 Sir, those words don't exist 589 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:35,353 They are just names of my friends Smoke screen! 590 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,198 Quiet 591 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,830 Nonsense, ls this the way to teach engineering? 592 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,950 No, sir, l'm not here to teach engineering 593 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,353 You are better equipped than me 594 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,433 l'm only teaching you the right way to teach! 595 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,713 l have faith you'll one day learn this 596 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,628 Bye, sir All the best, sir 597 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:16,358 Quiet, l said 598 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,196 Your sons Senthil and Venkat 599 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,839 due to bad influence are deteriorating 600 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,275 ... in their studies to dismal depths 601 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,398 Letter from Virus was a bombshell in both our homes 602 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,913 Like Nagasaki and Hiroshima our folks were devastated 603 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,115 My friends were invited home to celebrate my birthday 604 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:38,596 Come in...do you see that expensive air conditioner? 605 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,119 For my son to study in the lap of luxury 606 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,032 l spent Rs15,000 to fit this, only in his room 607 00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:45,596 l haven't got myself 608 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,071 l still travel in a scooter 609 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,153 All my 25 years of earning l've spent on his education 610 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,278 For his future l've sacrificed our happiness 611 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,759 His mother cooks the best raw rice for him She makes eggs specially for him 612 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,993 Hey Venkat! Are these snaps clicked by you? 613 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,712 Photography is his passion 614 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,668 He won't even spare a dog or pig wandering on the road 615 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,514 He wants to become a wild life photographer 616 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,996 - What's his % ? - 91 617 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,198 He has slid down from 94 to 91 618 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:24,875 ls my speech so funny to you? 619 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,356 No, uncle 620 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,673 Snaps he has taken are so beautiful 621 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,429 Why do you want him to be an engineer? 622 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,233 Let him be a famous wild life photographer 623 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,555 Dear man, l beg you with folded hands 624 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,636 Don't confuse my son and spoil his life 625 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,472 Venkat, lunch is ready 626 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,636 Pari, come 627 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,394 When you come next time 628 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,318 ...if you come before you leave 629 00:43:57,240 --> 00:44:00,152 We had prepared our taste bud for a home cooked gourmet meal 630 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,714 But my dad ruined our appetite 631 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,630 So we didn't even mind eating paper at Senthil's house 632 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:09,753 His house seemed like a scene from an old black and white film 633 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,272 ...single room with a half dead father 634 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,392 ...his mother Nirmala with a whooping cough 635 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,712 ...and an older sister Jaya yet to be married 636 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,909 His mother was a school teacher, retired, who lamented non-stop 637 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,750 lf a neighbor flashed a smile she'd immediately ask a favor! 638 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,356 His father was a post master 639 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,275 When he was paralyzed on 1 side they were in deep debt all sides! 640 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,268 Whole family was tottering on this couple's pension 641 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,715 Jaya is 28 now 642 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,551 Even the theatre usher wants 100 sovereign gold as dowry! 643 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,791 lf you don't study well, how will she get married? 644 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,673 One kilo rice is ElGHT rupees! 645 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,839 Since wheat is only Rs 3 at the Govt. ration shop 646 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:49,076 ...we can afford to eat only rotis 647 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,590 Mother!!! 648 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,233 Shall l serve you tomato chutney? 649 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,471 Tomato is Rs 8 a kilo Onion Rs 15 a kilo 650 00:44:59,200 --> 00:44:59,632 MOTHER! 651 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:03,075 lf we get a complaint letter from your college, how will we survive? 652 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:08,280 Looks like we need to go to a jewelry shop to buy onions! 653 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:09,795 some more tomato chutney? 654 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:12,874 No, thanks 655 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,277 Why are you disgracing me in front of my friends like this? 656 00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:17,836 Okay, l'll stick glue on my lips 657 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,916 l've got to earn making my throat go hoarse, for you 658 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:25,879 l should double up as maid at home and do all the chores 659 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,679 ...but not open my mouth! 660 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,479 l can pour my heart out only to my son 661 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,478 Can l tell our difficulties to your friends? 662 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:42,357 We were in a dilemma, whether to console Senthil or his mother 663 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,639 We decided to 1st comfort our stomach's hunger pangs 664 00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,748 To relieve his constant itching 1 tube of Saibol ointment is Rs15 665 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,634 Do you want another roti? 666 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:11,760 This is enough, thank you 667 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,272 Tomato is Rs 8 a kilo Onion Rs 15 a kilo! 668 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,437 At least my mother gave us roti 669 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:24,595 His father shooed us away 670 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,592 Real sadist Hitler 671 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,476 Yeah! Your mother is Mother Teresa She gave us 'chest haired roti'! 672 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,269 lf you talk ill of my mother l'll make mince meat of you 673 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,439 Why are you both fighting? l'm dying of hunger 674 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:37,550 Let's go eat somewhere 675 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,557 Who'll pay? Mother Teresa?! 676 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,749 You don't need cash Just a cover will do! 677 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:47,036 Look over there 678 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,398 Good evening -Welcome 679 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:54,596 How are your parents? 680 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,389 Can't you see them? They are right behind me 681 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:57,192 Do you know them? 682 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:01,795 l'm so terrified 683 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:03,513 Even before we eat, l think, l need to use the restroom 684 00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,838 We must taste every single item on the buffet menu, buddy 685 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,235 You'll burst and die 686 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,149 All we need to do is download at intervals! 687 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,753 Ria...what the hell is this? 688 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:21,674 Why are you wearing such an ancient watch? 689 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,109 What will people think of you? 690 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,429 You have a status to maintain as Rakesh's fiancee 691 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:26,916 You'll become a famous doctor 692 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,074 People will mock at your watch Throw that Rs 200 watch away 693 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,716 - Hi Handsome! -Hi aunty! 694 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:37,755 Did you notice something? 695 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:38,712 Rubies? 696 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,429 Bought in Mandalay 697 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:44,715 Let's go meet David 698 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,150 Excuse me 699 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,072 Yes 700 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:54,789 Flowers 701 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,357 Please give me that glass 702 00:47:59,040 --> 00:47:59,472 Why? 703 00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,759 ln case you hit my head with it 704 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,070 Why would l do that? 705 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,589 l want to give you some free 'pearls of wisdom' 706 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:08,118 What? 707 00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,192 Don't marry thatjackass! 708 00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,237 Excuse me 709 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:14,389 He's not human(e) Mr Price tag! 710 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:15,837 Listen 711 00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:17,550 lf you marry him 712 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,871 ...you'll be showered with brands and their price lists 713 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:20,876 ...but no life 714 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:21,438 Hello 715 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:22,750 Shall l show you a demo? 716 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,113 Would you like to know how expensive his shoes are? 717 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,312 l won't ask He'll himself volunteer 718 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,197 Just watch 719 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:35,756 Life is a brand Even God is a brand 720 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:36,796 That's why l have brandy 721 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,518 Without a brand you are nothing 722 00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,955 Oh! Shucks - You fool! 723 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,915 He poured chutney on my $300 shoes 724 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,198 My $300 shoes My God! 725 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,077 How will l walk now? 726 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:54,072 Didn't l tell you? 727 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:55,829 Escaaaape! Free advice!! 728 00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:57,348 lt's your call 729 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,115 Dad, are they your guests? 730 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:07,597 Serve for me also 731 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:11,280 They are my students Why are they here? 732 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:13,596 1 second 733 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,873 Hi ! You opened my eyes to reality 734 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:18,951 Thank you so much 735 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,360 lt's no big deal Social service is my hobby 736 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:26,792 Why don't you do 1 more good deed for the day? 737 00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:28,548 Sure, Tell me 738 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,954 My dad is so stubborn l should marry only Rakesh 739 00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,118 You have a way with words 740 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,238 Can you show my dad also a demo? 741 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,275 Don't you worry 742 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,750 l'll make him tell how much his briefs cost! 743 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,554 Senthil, pass that chutney 744 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,030 You are so sweet 745 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,279 - Where is your father? - Right behind you. 746 00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,791 All is well 747 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:05,077 Escape, Free advice 748 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,277 lt's your call! 749 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:10,511 What are you doing here? 750 00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,517 We wanted to give our gift to the bride and groom 751 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,030 You can hand it over to me Bride happens to be my sister 752 00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:23,992 l think l need to use the restroom!!! 753 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,279 Sir, how many daughters do you have? 754 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:33,392 Empty 755 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:35,472 lt's not a gift cover lt's a freebie cover! 756 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,269 We had kept a 1000 rupee note inside 757 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:39,551 Where did it disappear? 758 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,670 We never invited you Maybe the groom did? 759 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:48,275 Actually...we belong to science side 760 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:50,676 Explain that to me 761 00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,310 Dad, he has a way with words 762 00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,116 Give my dad your demo Please 763 00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:00,835 Sir, you know in Chennai, very often, there's power failure 764 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,194 So many weddings are hassled 765 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:10,188 We want to invent an inverter using battery of the cars parked here 766 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:13,877 - Wow! 767 00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:15,390 lnvented inverter? 768 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,476 Design is ready, sir 769 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:25,876 Where's the design l gave you? 770 00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:29,992 l gave it to Senthil ages ago 771 00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:32,879 Senthil, design? 772 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:42,075 Sir, ask all your guests to give me their car keys 773 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,191 l'll make an inverter here, right now 774 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,360 You can invent stories Not an inverter 775 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,190 Sir, trust me l can 776 00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:54,314 Since we invented it at your daughter's wedding 777 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,434 ...as an ode to you, we want to name it as 'Virus inverter' 778 00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:58,590 How does it sound? 779 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,673 Daaad! Your nick name is 'Virus'? You never told us 780 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,430 Senthil and Venkat, be at my office tomorrow during lunch break 781 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:16,078 Sorry sir, we'll pay you back for the dinner 782 00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:18,590 ...in installments 783 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:20,959 We won't attend any wedding 784 00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:22,754 Not even mine, sir! 785 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:24,554 l won't even get married, sir!! 786 00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:26,758 Your parents shouldn't have got married!!! 787 00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:29,593 World would be less by 2 idiots 788 00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:35,589 ls he starting off on a lecture spree? 789 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:36,312 Pay attention 790 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:43,475 Back to zeros and eggs?! 791 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:47,436 Monthly income of your friend Panchavan Parivendhan's father 792 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:57,914 lf we remove 3 ciphers from that it's Venkat's father's monthly salary 793 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:01,839 Remove 1 more zero 794 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:05,836 Rs 2500 is your entire family's TOTAL monthly income, Senthil 795 00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:11,755 l don't have to explain your situation better than this 796 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,431 lf you want to study diligently and pass with flying colors 797 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:19,312 ...move to Srivatsan's room 798 00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:24,232 lf you join with Pari you'll end up in a garbage can 799 00:54:20,060 --> 00:54:20,970 Dear boys 800 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:21,955 Do you want to shave? 801 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,594 No, sir 802 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:24,996 Then get lost 803 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,356 This is called 'divide and rule'! Virus is trying to spoil our friendship 804 00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:31,676 Don't be worried 805 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,112 We have to worry He's the 'grade-giver' 806 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,513 lf we don't get good grades we won't get a decentjob 807 00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:41,430 l don't have a rich dad to be cool about my future 808 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,149 Why are you lamenting like this? 809 00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:45,238 Then do we have to follow whatever he says? 810 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:46,596 All is well All is well 811 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,473 You can play 2nd fiddle to him l can't do that 812 00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,319 Oi! You are crossing your limit 813 00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:52,355 No, l'm saying 'let's be within our limits' 814 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:54,509 My family is depending on me 815 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,319 My mother's entire pension money gets spent on my father's medicine 816 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:02,517 lf we don't give 50 sovereigns of gold looks like my sister won't get married 817 00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,395 lt's more than 5 years since my mother wore a good sari 818 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,634 Mother Teresa wore only a white sari all her life! 819 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,119 ls my family's suffering entertainment for you? 820 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,318 We have to study to pass 821 00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,549 But not to get great grades or an awesome job 822 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,509 We should study to enhance our knowledge 823 00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:25,588 Don't go behind success 824 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,713 Choose a career you like 825 00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:29,275 Follow your heart. Hone your skills 826 00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,672 Work hard Success will automatically follow 827 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:33,716 Many wise men have said this 828 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,511 Which wise man? Pari-anandha the God-man? 829 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:38,876 Your pearls of wisdom, huh? 830 00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:45,679 Senthil, don't get tensed We'll all definitely pass 831 00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:46,870 Nothing is impossible 832 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,555 Nothing is impossible? 833 00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,474 Try to squeeze this back into the tube 834 00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:05,590 Like how lndia got freed from the British and got trapped with our politicians 835 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,237 Senthil, thinking he escaped from us got into the clutches of Srivatsan 836 00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:11,873 Our nickname for Srivatsan is silencer 837 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:14,314 To magnify his memory 838 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:16,478 he gorged on... ...'lncrease l.Q Jelly' 839 00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:20,789 God knows what crap that was! Offensive smell of his flatulence 840 00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:21,871 was beyond our nasal tolerance! 841 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:31,789 l didn't do it Senthil, wasn't it you? 842 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:32,997 ''Caution'' ''Fart-king'' 843 00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:35,390 Silencer memorizes non stop...18 hours a day 844 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:38,958 Day before the exam he'll ensure ...that others don't supersede 845 00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:40,435 his grades by distracting them 846 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:44,435 He believed in 2 ways of being the topper 847 00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,159 1st make sure he gets good grades 848 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,591 2 nd to ensure others DON'T get good grades 849 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:53,398 To put an end to Silencer's sly tricks 850 00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:54,756 ...and to save Senthil 851 00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:56,514 ...Pari came up with a genius game plan 852 00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,914 Our college principal is an expert at teaching 853 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,272 Do you know the meaning of all these Tamil words? 854 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,879 l don't need to know l am a good memorizer 855 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:08,318 Go ahead 856 00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:11,433 Srivatsan was selected to give welcome speech on teachers' day 857 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,315 To impress Virus he asked Bose to write a speech for him 858 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:16,198 ...in chaste Tamil 859 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:27,758 Srivatsan There's a call for you 860 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,274 Mr Bose, take a print out 861 00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:31,037 l'll be right back 862 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,555 Why is there a sudden stink of rotten cabbage here?! 863 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,476 Princi was just talking about you 864 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:41,717 ls that so? l'll go see him then 865 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:42,910 Give this to Srivatsan 866 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:49,994 l'm calling from the commissioner's office 867 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,110 - Are you Srivatsan from California? 868 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:55,429 - Yes sir, you are right 869 00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:56,869 We've got classified information ...that you are part of a revolutionary 870 00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,912 youth movement and you have secretly 871 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:03,751 ...stored bombs in your hostel room 872 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:05,110 Bomb? 873 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:09,109 That too a silent bomb 874 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:11,877 Don't be drama king! 875 00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,114 lf we take you to station and tap you in the right places 876 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,432 ...every inch of truth will automatically come out 877 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,319 No sir, it will pain, sir 878 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:22,828 Silencer's attention was diverted to give Pari time 879 00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:25,032 ...to change certain words in his speech strategically! 880 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,791 For example, karpikkum (to teach) was changed to karpazhikkum (to rape) 881 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,433 Excuse me, sir Did you call me? 882 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:32,557 Who are you? 883 00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:39,235 Librarian Bose Permanent staff, sir 884 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:41,830 Congratulations 885 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:50,152 One minute Commissioner wants to talk to you 886 00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:51,391 Sir...sir...sir 887 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:52,277 Silencer! 888 00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:58,318 They say you are yourself a human bomb! 889 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,235 We've got reports from intelligence 890 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:05,036 Sir, wrong information You can search my room, sir 891 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:06,429 Shut up...you 892 00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:09,079 l know it's not in your room 893 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,355 l also know you've hidden it somewhere behind you! 894 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:15,797 Apparently you are an expert in releasing bombs 895 00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:16,677 ...invisible to the human eye! 896 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:21,598 lt's because of people like you that there's a huge hole in the ozone layer! 897 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,391 This is a very important case in the city 898 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,039 lt's now changed hands to CBl 899 00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:29,795 We'll be there anytime 900 00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,753 Till then you should not leave your college hostel premises 901 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,559 You are mistaking me for... 902 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:36,631 Hands up! 903 00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:54,592 Hey! Silencer 904 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,115 Mr Bose asked me to give this to you 905 00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:56,832 You don't call me that 906 00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:58,149 You Pari poori scumbag of a crap cleaner! 907 00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,669 lrritating fellows Always sitting on the steps 908 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:04,958 Principal never called me 909 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:08,231 l only said he was talking about you Did l say he called you?! 910 01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:12,392 Get lost!! 911 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,311 Warm welcome to Respected minister, 912 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:30,313 my dear teachers and my student buddies 913 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:37,835 Last week in the survey made by lndia Today our college has the honor of been ranked 914 01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:43,069 7th place in lndia and 1st in Tamil Nadu 915 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,753 All credit goes to only 1 individual 916 01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,790 Our college principal Mr Virumandi Sandhanam 917 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:59,035 Voice is his, Words are mine! 918 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,559 For the past 32 years full credit goes to him, solely 919 01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:11,876 ...for many boys and girls in our college to have been raped by him! 920 01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,798 l was the one who substituted rape for teach 921 01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:26,992 Many have been raped by him 922 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,710 l am surprised how one single man 923 01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:34,158 in his lifetime can rape so many students 924 01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,396 He has prepared himself thoroughly for this from his adolescent years 925 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:43,671 ...by reading appropriate books and indulging in apt exercises 926 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:47,277 ...thereby becoming strong enough to do a good job! 927 01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,670 We should all follow his footsteps 928 01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:00,398 We as students here, today ...whichever corner of the world 929 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:01,794 we may be in, tomorrow 930 01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:05,398 ...must take an oath to rape just like him 931 01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:17,152 We should prove that no one else but an lEC student can rape so effectively! 932 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:21,996 Srivatsan! 933 01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:28,630 The credit for that act will go only to king of rape, our principal Mr Virumandi 934 01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:34,108 Avatar of generosity in rape Mr Virumandi sandhanam 935 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:46,072 Next, our respected kalavi minister 936 01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,035 Kalavi means sex, right? 937 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,872 Sex is his existence 938 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,152 Kalvi (education) became kalavi (sex)!!! 939 01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:03,711 For the sake of sex he has awesome kongai 940 01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:09,912 KoLgai (principle) became kongai(breast)!! 941 01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,396 Kongai means breast, nitwit! 942 01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,751 Virumandi, why is he talking total crap? 943 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:20,836 Minister for sex, our rape king is scrutinizing your breasts intensely 944 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,480 He is your designated breast propaganda delegate! 945 01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:33,674 How demeaning this is! 946 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:35,751 lt will soon be talk of the town 947 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:39,350 ...without doubt that he will molest your breasts 948 01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:43,795 Did you invite me here to humiliate me like this? 949 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,838 Sir...sir 950 01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:52,199 Today is teachers' day 951 01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:56,429 Teacher's vocation is dedication Sacrifice yourself to this service 952 01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,320 This is the right moment to reward ...our teachers who have 953 01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:02,959 dedicated their lives to us with kusuvaasam 954 01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:03,598 Lord Shiva. help me! 955 01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:06,676 Art o' fart! 956 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:07,876 Our fart-king is rocking, man! 957 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,758 Vishwasam (gratitude) became kusuvaasam (art o' fart) 958 01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:12,633 How do we display our art o' fart? 959 01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:14,514 Listen to our expert 960 01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:17,076 Art o' fart! is of 4 kinds 961 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:18,919 Do we need to listen to this crap? 962 01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:22,352 B.B.N.T Big Bang No Tension 963 01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:26,877 L.S.S.D Little Spicy Slightly Disturbing 964 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:32,198 M.S.V.E More Spicy Very Embarrassing 965 01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:36,356 S.B.D Silent But Deadly 966 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:47,076 Thank you very much 967 01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:50,876 What wrong did l do, sir? 968 01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:51,996 l spoke high of you only 969 01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,070 Don't kick me, sir 970 01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:55,759 Get out, you moron! 971 01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,872 This is what happens, if you learn by rote! 972 01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:03,468 What you memorize now ...may hold you 973 01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:06,319 in good stead for 4 years But the next 40 years 974 01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:07,675 it will rape you! 975 01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:17,828 Fart-king really rocks 976 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:20,356 You swines! 977 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:21,716 Why did you do this to me? 978 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:24,029 How did l ever harm you? 979 01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:26,876 Sorry Vatsan Don't take anything personal 980 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,550 l won't forget this disgrace till my dying day 981 01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:37,395 l'll think of it every minute every second of my lifetime 982 01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:40,071 Let it go Don't get too hyper 983 01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:42,870 We showed a demo to Senthil Repercussions of mugging 984 01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:44,469 Whatever is learnt should be understood 985 01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:46,195 We should revel in enjoying science 986 01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:48,437 l have not come here to enjoy reading science 987 01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:50,475 Did you come to rape science? 988 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:53,076 silent but deadly 989 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:55,591 Laugh to your heart's content 990 01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:58,476 Make fun of my learning methods 991 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:02,756 One day with these same methods l'll be a successful celebrity 992 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:06,518 l'll have the last laugh then! You will be crying 993 01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:08,439 You are in the wrong track, Vatsan 994 01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,478 l am on the right track 995 01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:14,312 You are on a different train, l am on a different train 996 01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:17,070 Let's see who becomes successful 1st 997 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:22,515 Same day 10 years later we'll all be back to the same station 998 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,435 Then we'll know who made it big 999 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:27,916 Want to bet on that? 1000 01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,315 Let's see who wins Come on 1001 01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,279 l challenge you 1002 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,149 lf you pride yourself in being a man, say yes 1003 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:41,869 What is he doing? 1004 01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:51,159 Don't forget this day 1005 01:06:57,060 --> 01:06:57,617 wowww! 1006 01:06:58,020 --> 01:06:59,294 A brand is a brand always 1007 01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:02,731 This is a 1st time l've got such an expensive gift, Rakesh 1008 01:07:02,980 --> 01:07:04,049 You will be Rakesh's wife 1009 01:07:04,660 --> 01:07:05,934 Hereafter you have to be 'branded'! 1010 01:07:09,300 --> 01:07:10,096 l'll be right back 1011 01:07:15,340 --> 01:07:16,568 Weren't you the one who changed the subject? 1012 01:07:17,820 --> 01:07:18,570 Watch is soooper! 1013 01:07:19,140 --> 01:07:19,652 Don't change the subject 1014 01:07:19,940 --> 01:07:20,372 l didn't 1015 01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:21,211 You are change your watch 1016 01:07:21,460 --> 01:07:22,336 l'm not talking of our present conversation 1017 01:07:26,020 --> 01:07:26,497 Kind of... 1018 01:07:26,740 --> 01:07:27,968 What's your grouse against my dad? 1019 01:07:28,620 --> 01:07:31,339 Nothing, l've even named my inverter after him! 1020 01:07:31,820 --> 01:07:32,411 Take a look 1021 01:07:36,740 --> 01:07:37,968 Why are you stressing out my dad? 1022 01:07:38,660 --> 01:07:41,254 Your dad is not running a college but a factory 1023 01:07:41,620 --> 01:07:42,894 Factory that churns out donkeys 1024 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,172 Like your donkey standing over there 1025 01:07:49,380 --> 01:07:50,051 You?! 1026 01:07:51,780 --> 01:07:53,691 What audacity to call my fiance a donkey?! 1027 01:07:54,060 --> 01:07:56,972 Because he is one 1st he studied engineering, then MBA 1028 01:07:57,220 --> 01:07:58,369 Now he's working in a bank in USA 1029 01:07:59,660 --> 01:08:01,332 Why study engineering to work in a bank? 1030 01:08:02,340 --> 01:08:03,250 Your dad got taken in 1031 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:06,048 ...or he's from a money lending family Just 'cos he's a topper and 1032 01:08:06,340 --> 01:08:09,457 got you stuck with him for life 1033 01:08:10,100 --> 01:08:13,217 To all these donkeys life is just profit or loss 1034 01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:15,418 As far as he is concerned you are an asset to him 1035 01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:18,816 You are Prinicpal's daughter You can afford to give a fat dowry 1036 01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:20,813 You'll become a doctor Your pocket will be well lined 1037 01:08:21,060 --> 01:08:22,413 You'll enhance his image 1038 01:08:22,980 --> 01:08:24,174 That's why he's making a bee line for you! 1039 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:25,819 He thinks of you as a brand 1040 01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:27,738 ...not as a woman 1041 01:08:28,340 --> 01:08:29,568 What the hell do you think of yourself? 1042 01:08:29,940 --> 01:08:31,214 Are you saying Rakesh doesn't love me? 1043 01:08:32,140 --> 01:08:32,811 He bought this watch, right? 1044 01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:34,177 Hold this for a moment 1045 01:08:34,780 --> 01:08:36,054 Only demos make you understand 1046 01:08:36,580 --> 01:08:37,296 Just wait and watch!! 1047 01:08:38,460 --> 01:08:39,210 Hey! Rakesh! 1048 01:08:42,420 --> 01:08:43,614 Where did you disappear Ria? l was worried 1049 01:08:44,340 --> 01:08:47,537 Ria lost her new watch That's what she's hunting for 1050 01:08:47,740 --> 01:08:49,139 Whaaaaat? You lost that watch? 1051 01:08:49,660 --> 01:08:50,456 No worries, Rakesh 1052 01:08:50,580 --> 01:08:51,296 We can always buy her another watch 1053 01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:52,489 -Nonsense -Thank you 1054 01:08:52,820 --> 01:08:53,172 Riiaaaaa 1055 01:08:53,620 --> 01:08:55,099 lt's 4 lakhs, Ria 1056 01:08:55,340 --> 01:08:56,056 4 lakhs?! 1057 01:08:58,180 --> 01:09:00,091 My watch is just Rs 400 Both show the same time 1058 01:09:00,220 --> 01:09:01,096 -Said up - Okay, forget it 1059 01:09:01,580 --> 01:09:03,059 You are so careless, Ria 1060 01:09:03,380 --> 01:09:05,769 This careless attitude is just disgusting 1061 01:09:06,260 --> 01:09:08,410 That was a limited edition watch You just lost it 1062 01:09:08,740 --> 01:09:09,968 'cos you got it free 1063 01:09:10,900 --> 01:09:12,731 Fine, wear your obsolete oldie watch for dinner parties 1064 01:09:13,460 --> 01:09:14,336 Why are you staring 1065 01:09:15,700 --> 01:09:18,089 ls this how mature you can be?! 1066 01:09:18,620 --> 01:09:19,973 l can't handle this 1067 01:09:20,140 --> 01:09:21,971 Stop crying and search for the watch 1068 01:09:22,860 --> 01:09:23,292 Damn it 1069 01:09:23,540 --> 01:09:25,292 She doesn't care if its a branded watch, man 1070 01:09:25,540 --> 01:09:26,416 She just doesn't get it 1071 01:09:32,620 --> 01:09:33,052 What? 1072 01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:36,937 Your 4 lakh watch Find some other hand for it 1073 01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:37,737 Donkey! 1074 01:09:45,220 --> 01:09:46,858 You are a very bold lady 1075 01:09:47,660 --> 01:09:49,218 You called him a donkey straight to his face 1076 01:09:50,060 --> 01:09:50,537 Get lost 1077 01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:55,859 l thought you'll thank me for saving you instead you are cursing me! 1078 01:09:56,140 --> 01:09:57,016 Okay, thank you 1079 01:09:57,660 --> 01:09:58,137 Move aside 1080 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:04,815 You don't love him at all 1081 01:10:05,540 --> 01:10:06,131 What do you mean? 1082 01:10:06,700 --> 01:10:10,215 lf you truly loved him if he stood before you... 1083 01:10:10,700 --> 01:10:13,339 La la la laaaa.... 1084 01:10:14,300 --> 01:10:15,415 You'll hear music in your ears 1085 01:10:15,860 --> 01:10:17,816 Butterflies will flutter in your heart 1086 01:10:20,820 --> 01:10:22,856 Every inch of you will bloom and blossom 1087 01:10:26,940 --> 01:10:28,851 Stars will appear like a silver moon 1088 01:10:33,220 --> 01:10:34,448 All this will happen in computer graphics 1089 01:10:34,700 --> 01:10:37,260 ...in director Shankar's reel life, not in our real life! 1090 01:10:37,940 --> 01:10:42,411 lt will happen if you fall in love with a man and not a donkey 1091 01:10:48,220 --> 01:10:48,857 Hello 1092 01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:52,977 What? 1093 01:10:55,020 --> 01:10:55,896 Oh God! 1094 01:10:57,500 --> 01:10:59,616 Okay, l'll be there right now 1095 01:11:03,100 --> 01:11:06,456 Aren't you a medical student? l need a favor 1096 01:11:06,700 --> 01:11:07,371 Emergency please 1097 01:11:07,700 --> 01:11:07,973 What? 1098 01:11:08,420 --> 01:11:10,138 A patient is dying Come with me 1099 01:11:10,340 --> 01:11:10,772 Stupit 1100 01:11:11,860 --> 01:11:18,015 What's the use of taking a Hippocratic oath that you'll save a life without fear or favor? 1101 01:11:18,700 --> 01:11:20,099 You'll anyways kill patients once you are a doctor! 1102 01:11:21,340 --> 01:11:21,931 Come with me, please 1103 01:11:25,260 --> 01:11:26,978 You created a ruckus in my sister's wedding 1104 01:11:27,460 --> 01:11:29,052 You broke my engagement 1105 01:11:29,460 --> 01:11:32,133 My dad is swallowing tablets for blood pressure like peanuts 1106 01:11:33,220 --> 01:11:34,448 And here l am helping you! 1107 01:11:35,060 --> 01:11:35,617 Unbelievable!! 1108 01:11:39,060 --> 01:11:40,379 - Aunty, where is Senthil? 1109 01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:41,576 - He is gone to get a taxi 1110 01:11:41,860 --> 01:11:44,420 2 hours since he called for an ambulance 1111 01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:46,613 Even a pizza gets delivered within 1/2 hour! 1112 01:11:46,980 --> 01:11:47,935 What kind of a city this is! 1113 01:11:49,140 --> 01:11:50,368 We must immediately admit him in hospital 1114 01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:02,859 Hey hey!. Hey stop! 1115 01:12:08,780 --> 01:12:09,496 Move...move...move 1116 01:12:17,380 --> 01:12:19,132 Emergency 1117 01:12:26,220 --> 01:12:28,290 Do you have any brains? You brought my dad in a scooter 1118 01:12:29,900 --> 01:12:31,015 l couldn't get a flight That's why 1119 01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:33,172 Don't be over smart! Where's my dad? 1120 01:12:35,020 --> 01:12:35,657 Go and ask the doctor 1121 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:38,009 lt was a close call, Ria 1122 01:12:38,660 --> 01:12:41,220 We'd have lost him if you'd been a little late 1123 01:12:41,660 --> 01:12:43,173 Thank God you didn't wait for the ambulance 1124 01:12:43,580 --> 01:12:45,571 He's alive thanks to your presence of mind 1125 01:12:46,620 --> 01:12:47,735 Give me a call incase you need me 1126 01:12:56,980 --> 01:12:57,651 Thank you, Pari 1127 01:12:59,900 --> 01:13:01,094 How can you thank your friend?! 1128 01:13:03,460 --> 01:13:05,416 Tomorrow is your exam Leave now 1129 01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:09,690 There are many exams in life But only 1 dad! 1130 01:13:13,860 --> 01:13:15,657 Only when post master is home safe and sound 1131 01:13:15,860 --> 01:13:17,612 ...we'll leave, don't worry 1132 01:13:27,420 --> 01:13:28,170 Forgive me, Pari 1133 01:13:31,460 --> 01:13:32,609 l was terrified 1134 01:13:35,540 --> 01:13:36,370 All is well 1135 01:13:40,820 --> 01:13:42,458 Go in and see your father 1136 01:13:52,780 --> 01:13:55,248 This is a soooper dooooper scooter lt has saved a life 1137 01:13:56,340 --> 01:13:57,011 How much do you think it'll cost?! 1138 01:13:57,620 --> 01:13:59,576 Pour chutney on it, l'll tell you!! 1139 01:14:05,540 --> 01:14:06,336 Happy lndependence day 1140 01:14:07,700 --> 01:14:08,849 Today isn't August 15th 1141 01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:10,415 For you it is August 15th!! 1142 01:14:11,340 --> 01:14:12,978 You can wear your mom's watch with absolute freedom 1143 01:14:13,740 --> 01:14:15,651 No donkey can question you! 1144 01:14:16,300 --> 01:14:18,177 Can't ridicule it as obsolete oldie watch 1145 01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:20,019 Take care, bye 1146 01:14:23,260 --> 01:14:25,216 How did you find out that its my mom's watch? 1147 01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:28,216 At your sister's wedding you were 1148 01:14:28,860 --> 01:14:31,932 dressed to kill from head to toe... ...watch alone wasn't trendy 1149 01:14:32,900 --> 01:14:33,696 l just guessed 1150 01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:39,212 You must have missed your mom a lot that day, right? 1151 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:43,537 Yes 1152 01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:45,528 She must have been a very beautiful lady 1153 01:14:46,180 --> 01:14:47,454 Ya, how do you know that? 1154 01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:49,376 l've seen your dad!!! 1155 01:14:50,860 --> 01:14:55,058 Remember life is a race Run...run...run fast 1156 01:14:55,620 --> 01:14:57,258 ...or those behind you will trample you 1157 01:15:45,300 --> 01:15:49,009 love(Arabic) love(Lithuanian) 1158 01:15:49,820 --> 01:15:56,498 love(English)love(Telugu) love(Malay) love(Hindi) 1159 01:15:56,820 --> 01:15:58,173 love(Tamil) l have on you. 1160 01:15:59,700 --> 01:16:03,454 Unconditional love for only you! 1161 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:07,848 l plucked a word out of every language in an array 1162 01:16:08,740 --> 01:16:12,528 l braided them together to make a love bouquet 1163 01:16:13,380 --> 01:16:16,895 l offer it to you as my gift with love as my wish list 1164 01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:25,417 Know not how love struck a chord with you of its own accord 1165 01:16:27,380 --> 01:16:35,776 My life that was meandering 'coz of you found a meaning 1166 01:16:36,540 --> 01:16:40,249 love(Arabic) love(Lithuanian) 1167 01:16:41,420 --> 01:16:47,655 love(English)love(Telugu) love(Malay) love(Hindi) 1168 01:16:47,980 --> 01:16:49,618 love l have on you. 1169 01:17:25,700 --> 01:17:29,136 l'll make Pluto our home to rest 1170 01:17:30,260 --> 01:17:33,696 l'll collect stars to warm our nest 1171 01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:38,090 Triangles on your nose l'll scrutinize 1172 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:42,856 Diameter and depth on your bosom l'll analyze 1173 01:17:43,940 --> 01:17:47,694 Curve lines on your waist l'll summarize 1174 01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:57,175 Are you Plato's son in disguise? 1175 01:17:58,180 --> 01:18:01,889 Am l your lab to research and revise? 1176 01:18:02,900 --> 01:18:06,097 You are unwell and in misery Your eyes show that clearly 1177 01:18:07,260 --> 01:18:10,809 To cure you of that malady l prescribe my kiss as remedy 1178 01:18:11,940 --> 01:18:13,453 With my stethoscope l can hear 1179 01:18:13,740 --> 01:18:16,493 ...your heart sing lub-dub lub-dub in my ear 1180 01:18:16,780 --> 01:18:20,250 love(Arabic) love(Lithuanian) 1181 01:18:21,220 --> 01:18:27,693 love(English)love(Telugu) love(Malay) love(Hindi) 1182 01:18:27,980 --> 01:18:28,935 love(Tamil) l have on you. 1183 01:18:29,180 --> 01:18:30,090 Unconditional love for only you! 1184 01:19:08,020 --> 01:19:16,098 You came in my dream like dejavu King, you taunted me, why did you? 1185 01:19:17,420 --> 01:19:20,617 You insisted l pay taxes as duty while your heat waves 'hit' on me 1186 01:19:21,740 --> 01:19:25,176 With your blood on heat you came near me for a treat 1187 01:19:26,260 --> 01:19:30,253 Shall l fulfill your need follow the cool moon's lead? 1188 01:19:31,380 --> 01:19:34,816 Glass-moon, my eyes you bedazzled bright 1189 01:19:36,020 --> 01:19:39,456 On earth you cast your shadow white 1190 01:19:40,460 --> 01:19:43,816 On a blade of grass you are the dew crystal clear with a heart so true 1191 01:19:45,220 --> 01:19:48,451 You are a lap-top virus-free Your soul shines a halo of purity 1192 01:19:49,620 --> 01:19:51,690 My back yard jasmine! You are so enchanting 1193 01:19:52,180 --> 01:19:54,171 Like baby-talk you are truly endearing 1194 01:19:54,620 --> 01:20:02,652 love(Arabic) love(Lithuanian) 1195 01:20:03,580 --> 01:20:07,459 love(English)love(Telugu) love(Malay) love(Hindi) 1196 01:20:08,100 --> 01:20:10,614 love(Tamil) l have on you. 1197 01:20:10,860 --> 01:20:12,088 Unconditional love for only you! 1198 01:20:12,980 --> 01:20:16,893 l plucked a word out of every language in an array 1199 01:20:17,700 --> 01:20:21,454 l braided them together to make a love bouquet 1200 01:20:22,260 --> 01:20:26,014 l offer it to you as my gift with love as my wish list 1201 01:20:27,460 --> 01:20:34,889 Know not how love struck a chord with you of its own accord 1202 01:20:36,540 --> 01:20:44,538 My life that was meandering 'coz of you found a meaning 1203 01:20:50,100 --> 01:20:51,328 Wake up Get up 1204 01:20:52,620 --> 01:20:54,292 What happened? Post master passed away, huh? 1205 01:20:55,540 --> 01:20:56,017 What a sadistic humor?! 1206 01:20:57,180 --> 01:20:58,613 Exam is at 9:00 A.M lt is 8:30 A.M now 1207 01:20:59,820 --> 01:21:02,050 How can we leave him in this state and go? 1208 01:21:02,300 --> 01:21:03,892 Don't be drama king l am here 1209 01:21:04,180 --> 01:21:06,375 Doctors are here Nothing will happen in 3 hrs 1210 01:21:06,740 --> 01:21:07,616 Take my scooty and go 1211 01:21:07,820 --> 01:21:08,536 Come on lts getting late 1212 01:21:09,340 --> 01:21:10,932 lf you suddenly become a good girl 1213 01:21:11,260 --> 01:21:12,136 ...we'll all wonder why! 1214 01:21:12,740 --> 01:21:15,129 -Steady yourself - enough 1215 01:21:15,540 --> 01:21:16,529 Write the rest in your exam 1216 01:21:24,780 --> 01:21:26,771 Looks like Venus and Lady Luck are smiling on me! 1217 01:21:28,060 --> 01:21:28,412 Go 1218 01:21:29,940 --> 01:21:30,577 Oi! Get lost 1219 01:21:42,340 --> 01:21:43,409 Sorry, sir We got delayed 1220 01:21:44,260 --> 01:21:44,692 Emergency, sir 1221 01:21:45,140 --> 01:21:45,731 What emergency? 1222 01:21:46,580 --> 01:21:47,376 Grand ma died back home 1223 01:21:47,900 --> 01:21:48,491 Whose grand mother? 1224 01:21:48,820 --> 01:21:49,616 His!!! His grandma, sir 1225 01:21:53,060 --> 01:21:54,459 Nothing to worry, sir Everything is okay 1226 01:22:01,300 --> 01:22:03,416 Sir, they are still writing 1227 01:22:05,140 --> 01:22:07,176 Hello! Time up 1228 01:22:07,660 --> 01:22:10,379 Give us 5 minutes, sir We started half hr late 1229 01:22:10,740 --> 01:22:12,890 Grandma died, sir Please, sir 1230 01:22:14,300 --> 01:22:17,372 As if we asked for his daughter's mobile 1231 01:22:18,460 --> 01:22:20,928 He was busy arranging the papers according to our respective roll numbers 1232 01:22:21,420 --> 01:22:23,138 ln that gap we finished writing the exam 1233 01:22:25,100 --> 01:22:25,452 - Thank you, sir 1234 01:22:25,580 --> 01:22:27,013 Too late you can keep it 1235 01:22:27,300 --> 01:22:28,289 Sir, sir...please, sir 1236 01:22:28,540 --> 01:22:29,177 Nothing doing 1237 01:22:30,900 --> 01:22:32,049 Do you know who we are? 1238 01:22:32,540 --> 01:22:34,371 l don't care if you are our chief minister's grand son 1239 01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:37,414 Reply only to questions we ask Do you know our names? 1240 01:22:38,700 --> 01:22:39,849 At least our roll numbers? 1241 01:22:40,100 --> 01:22:40,691 l don't know 1242 01:22:41,060 --> 01:22:41,617 What will you do? 1243 01:22:42,700 --> 01:22:43,576 lt seems he doesn't know our roll nubers 1244 01:22:43,820 --> 01:22:44,616 Escaaaaaaaape! 1245 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:49,376 Stop 1246 01:22:53,020 --> 01:22:53,816 Day of result 1247 01:22:54,900 --> 01:22:56,777 Everyone was petitioning God 1248 01:22:57,860 --> 01:23:00,374 l've prayed to You, Trinity of Gods every single day of my college life 1249 01:23:01,260 --> 01:23:04,013 l am not asking for distinction Just let me scrape through 1250 01:23:10,340 --> 01:23:10,897 Oi! Look right at the end 1251 01:23:13,820 --> 01:23:14,457 Your name is right 1252 01:23:14,940 --> 01:23:15,452 - The penultimate. 1253 01:23:17,380 --> 01:23:19,211 -Yours? -2nd last. 1254 01:23:21,620 --> 01:23:22,257 Pari? 1255 01:23:30,780 --> 01:23:31,257 No 1256 01:23:33,060 --> 01:23:33,856 We were completely down in the dumps with our life 1257 01:23:34,300 --> 01:23:35,858 We didn't really mind being last 1258 01:23:36,580 --> 01:23:38,571 We passed because of him and to think he failed! 1259 01:23:38,820 --> 01:23:39,775 We were upset is an understatement! 1260 01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:42,176 How can it be? lts just not possible 1261 01:23:42,740 --> 01:23:44,298 You can try re-valuation -Go away 1262 01:23:47,900 --> 01:23:48,935 Why is he lamenting? 1263 01:23:50,700 --> 01:23:51,655 He got 2nd place 1264 01:23:52,580 --> 01:23:53,933 lsn't this too much? 1265 01:23:56,820 --> 01:23:57,457 Who is 1st then? 1266 01:23:59,380 --> 01:24:00,574 Panchavan Parivendhan! 1267 01:24:03,420 --> 01:24:04,011 Pari?!? 1268 01:24:12,220 --> 01:24:13,414 That's when we understood 1269 01:24:14,140 --> 01:24:16,096 lf our friend flunks, we'll be down in the dumps 1270 01:24:16,660 --> 01:24:17,809 lf the same friend tops the class 1271 01:24:18,300 --> 01:24:19,335 ...our mind's a mass of mess like cooked noodles! 1272 01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:22,375 2 more people were put off and resentful 1273 01:24:23,500 --> 01:24:26,139 Panchavan Parivendhan 1st row right next to the director 1274 01:24:28,300 --> 01:24:30,530 Amalanathan 3rd row 3rd seat 1275 01:24:32,580 --> 01:24:35,014 Murali 2nd row 5th seat 1276 01:24:35,700 --> 01:24:36,894 Swaroopa 3rd row 1277 01:24:40,300 --> 01:24:43,576 ls it necessary to be seated according to the rank? 1278 01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:46,739 Why? What's your hassle? 1279 01:24:47,300 --> 01:24:50,576 Ranking system itself is a hassle like our caste system 1280 01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:52,699 1st rank student like a superior caste 1281 01:24:53,020 --> 01:24:54,373 Last rank student is low caste 1282 01:24:54,860 --> 01:24:55,497 lt is not nice, sir 1283 01:24:56,260 --> 01:24:57,136 Do you have a brighter brainwave? 1284 01:24:58,180 --> 01:25:01,650 1st we should stop publicizing it on the notice board 1285 01:25:02,100 --> 01:25:06,173 Why tell the whole world about those who got low marks or failed 1286 01:25:06,460 --> 01:25:07,779 Why create a wedge? An inferiority complex? 1287 01:25:08,380 --> 01:25:11,577 You consult a doctor You are diagnosed with aids 1288 01:25:12,300 --> 01:25:13,733 Just an example! 1289 01:25:14,260 --> 01:25:15,488 Doctor will tell you alone in total privacy? 1290 01:25:15,700 --> 01:25:16,735 Or will he pin it up on a notice board? 1291 01:25:18,140 --> 01:25:18,856 You see...sir 1292 01:25:19,940 --> 01:25:24,616 Basically what you are saying is whisper each student's result into his ears 1293 01:25:25,140 --> 01:25:27,700 You are 1st You are 2nd 1294 01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,218 l am so sorry but you must 1295 01:25:32,180 --> 01:25:33,932 Sir, you are spraying! 1296 01:25:39,020 --> 01:25:43,730 What l'm trying to say is ranks create discrimination 1297 01:25:46,300 --> 01:25:48,370 Since l am the class topper l am sitting next to you 1298 01:25:48,820 --> 01:25:50,378 My close friends 'cos they are last 1299 01:25:50,620 --> 01:25:52,178 ...you've cast them into some corner 1300 01:25:52,540 --> 01:25:53,370 Don't you feel sad for them 1301 01:25:54,060 --> 01:25:55,732 At least they are in the picture! 1302 01:25:57,300 --> 01:25:58,335 lf they keep gallivanting with you... 1303 01:25:59,140 --> 01:26:01,017 ...next time they won't even be in the frame 1304 01:26:02,660 --> 01:26:06,255 They will neither pass or get a decentjob 1305 01:26:06,940 --> 01:26:07,736 They will get a job, sir 1306 01:26:08,900 --> 01:26:11,733 There are many companies that believe in human brains instead of robots! 1307 01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:15,855 l guarantee that 1308 01:26:16,980 --> 01:26:17,696 You guarantee it? 1309 01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:20,891 Bet, sir? 1310 01:26:23,380 --> 01:26:24,779 -Govindhan -Yes, sir. 1311 01:26:26,180 --> 01:26:29,331 Those 2 boys in the last row 1312 01:26:30,060 --> 01:26:35,214 lf 1 of them gets a job in our campus interview, l'll remove my moustache 1313 01:26:36,420 --> 01:26:37,057 Okay, sir 1314 01:26:46,340 --> 01:26:46,852 Aiyo! 1315 01:26:47,180 --> 01:26:48,135 He put his usual missile bomb! 1316 01:26:48,540 --> 01:26:49,734 He merged it with the sound of the horn! 1317 01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:52,619 Hey septic tank!? Are you still on that ????? 1318 01:26:52,980 --> 01:26:55,096 l didn't do it Senthil??? 1319 01:26:56,020 --> 01:26:57,453 How can we forget your dead rat smell? 1320 01:27:06,700 --> 01:27:07,416 Venkat, give me your wallet 1321 01:27:07,860 --> 01:27:09,896 2nd half of me is trembling l'll get myself a pant 1322 01:27:10,140 --> 01:27:12,017 Why waste money? Vatsan's suit is here 1323 01:27:12,340 --> 01:27:12,817 Put it on 1324 01:27:13,540 --> 01:27:15,098 Don't touch my shirt lt will get dirty 1325 01:27:15,900 --> 01:27:16,252 Forget it 1326 01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:17,899 Pari can identify you even if you are in your boxers! 1327 01:27:18,460 --> 01:27:22,294 Sweater uncle, tell us how to reach this place? 1328 01:27:22,940 --> 01:27:25,295 Why would l be selling sweaters, if l can read this? 1329 01:27:25,620 --> 01:27:26,735 Poor man He doesn't know to read 1330 01:27:27,020 --> 01:27:27,611 Do you intend to rape him?! 1331 01:27:28,980 --> 01:27:30,618 - You can talk? - Yes 1332 01:27:31,140 --> 01:27:33,574 Do you know where Panchavan Parivendhan lives? 1333 01:27:33,820 --> 01:27:35,094 Over there 1334 01:27:39,860 --> 01:27:40,292 Come, let's go 1335 01:27:47,940 --> 01:27:50,249 - Vatsan, your gnyana sundi churnam -Thank you 1336 01:27:50,540 --> 01:27:51,609 - Where have you found? - ln your pocket. 1337 01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:53,413 How dare you?! That's my pant 1338 01:27:53,820 --> 01:27:54,696 Why do you differentiate as yours and mine 1339 01:27:54,980 --> 01:27:55,969 Bhagavd Gita says everything belongs to everyone 1340 01:27:56,180 --> 01:27:57,215 Shut up! l want my pant 1341 01:27:58,180 --> 01:27:58,612 Remove it 1342 01:27:59,460 --> 01:28:01,451 People might think 1343 01:28:11,460 --> 01:28:12,051 What happened? 1344 01:28:14,020 --> 01:28:14,770 Pari's dad... 1345 01:28:20,580 --> 01:28:23,219 -Where is Pari? -Over there 1346 01:28:23,380 --> 01:28:24,130 l feel awful 1347 01:28:25,060 --> 01:28:27,494 As long as he was alive he was everything to us 1348 01:28:27,780 --> 01:28:29,372 2 days back, l met him at the collector's office 1349 01:28:35,620 --> 01:28:36,257 Pari? 1350 01:28:37,100 --> 01:28:37,612 Yes 1351 01:28:40,540 --> 01:28:41,097 Where is Pari? 1352 01:28:42,140 --> 01:28:42,697 - l am Pari! 1353 01:28:43,460 --> 01:28:45,928 l mean Panchavarnan Parivendhan 1354 01:28:47,060 --> 01:28:49,176 That's me 1355 01:28:49,580 --> 01:28:50,490 Tell me 1356 01:28:53,540 --> 01:28:55,735 Pari has changed beyond recognition! 1357 01:28:58,300 --> 01:29:00,052 Pari, be brave 1358 01:29:17,300 --> 01:29:18,892 Panchavan Parivendhan 1359 01:29:23,980 --> 01:29:24,651 Oi! 1360 01:29:38,020 --> 01:29:40,853 Same name, photo and degree But person is different 1361 01:29:41,620 --> 01:29:42,848 Wonder what cover up has happened 1362 01:29:43,340 --> 01:29:45,649 Do you know what deja vu means? 1363 01:29:46,620 --> 01:29:49,896 We feel an event happening now has already been experienced by us 1364 01:29:50,460 --> 01:29:51,336 lsn't that deja vu? 1365 01:29:52,540 --> 01:29:54,019 Do you know what's jamais vu? 1366 01:29:54,740 --> 01:29:55,456 Oh sure! 1367 01:29:56,140 --> 01:29:58,051 Relieving and not zipping one's pant 1368 01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:04,335 An extra familiar event seen many times is totally unfamiliar, as if seen for 1st time 1369 01:30:04,620 --> 01:30:05,655 We are all in the Jamaisvu mode now 1370 01:30:06,260 --> 01:30:08,490 Pari we saw in the photo is our classmate Pari 1371 01:30:08,780 --> 01:30:10,498 But we have all forgotten his face and imagine otherwise 1372 01:30:10,780 --> 01:30:12,452 This is my theory...howzatt? 1373 01:30:13,100 --> 01:30:13,896 Bombs you shell out are better! 1374 01:30:15,340 --> 01:30:17,900 How you got the address of Pari? -- Yeah, tell us how 1375 01:30:18,580 --> 01:30:19,376 Hey! How dare you take my biscuits? 1376 01:30:19,660 --> 01:30:22,572 l got them from San Francisco Handmade and expensive 1377 01:30:23,060 --> 01:30:24,812 Specialy made for Kosaksi Pasapugazh 1378 01:30:25,220 --> 01:30:27,131 Who is that Kusuksy Pasapugazh? 1379 01:30:27,660 --> 01:30:32,097 Kosaksi Pasapugazh Great scientitst 1380 01:30:32,660 --> 01:30:34,890 400 patents World wants him 1381 01:30:35,140 --> 01:30:36,812 Can't meet him that easily 1382 01:30:37,380 --> 01:30:40,099 l've chased him for 1 whole year and managed to get an appointment 1383 01:30:40,700 --> 01:30:47,048 lf only he signs my company deal ...l'll get a trillion dollar business 1384 01:30:47,660 --> 01:30:50,333 l'll be huuuuuuuuuuuge 1385 01:30:51,260 --> 01:30:54,332 Stop glorifying Pasapugazh How did you get Pari's address? 1386 01:30:54,620 --> 01:30:56,258 You have to thank Pasapugazh for that 1387 01:30:56,740 --> 01:31:01,689 My secretary Lara had come here last month to meet Pasapugazh 1388 01:31:02,140 --> 01:31:04,449 She didn't get an appointment but she found Pari 1389 01:31:07,020 --> 01:31:09,978 Only 1 man can lead us to Pari 1390 01:31:10,860 --> 01:31:12,498 Dad, forgive me 1391 01:31:13,180 --> 01:31:15,853 l'm a 'sin-ful son' for not fulfilling your last wish 1392 01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:19,492 You wanted me to take you on a pilgrimage to Kasi 1393 01:31:20,420 --> 01:31:23,253 l was waiting for the tender for Optical fiber cable project in Ooty 1394 01:31:25,300 --> 01:31:28,337 When l opened the tender you closed your eyes, dad 1395 01:31:29,980 --> 01:31:31,174 l am sorry, dad 1396 01:31:31,860 --> 01:31:33,498 l haven't been a good son to you 1397 01:31:34,180 --> 01:31:35,249 How can you say this? 1398 01:31:36,820 --> 01:31:38,731 You are an engineer and college topper 1399 01:31:39,380 --> 01:31:41,132 Your degree certificate is framed and displayed on the wall for all to see 1400 01:31:41,700 --> 01:31:42,815 You are a very good son 1401 01:31:44,420 --> 01:31:46,729 What audacity to walk into my house without permission? 1402 01:31:47,740 --> 01:31:48,695 Shall l put you behind bars? 1403 01:31:49,020 --> 01:31:50,135 You'll be the one counting bars 1404 01:31:50,660 --> 01:31:53,458 You've got a Rs15 Crore project with a forged degree certificate as proof 1405 01:31:53,780 --> 01:31:55,771 That's our friend's degree How did you get it? 1406 01:31:56,860 --> 01:31:57,531 Tell us 1407 01:32:08,060 --> 01:32:09,254 This is a 150 acre property 1408 01:32:10,660 --> 01:32:12,651 No one will know if l kill and bury you here 1409 01:32:13,540 --> 01:32:14,689 Pay heed to my words and vanish! 1410 01:32:17,380 --> 01:32:19,371 l have to dissolve my dad's ashes in Kasi 1411 01:32:20,740 --> 01:32:22,014 Shall l add yours also? 1412 01:32:25,080 --> 01:32:26,593 Oi! Lift his 'dad'! 1413 01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:31,789 Which way to go? 1414 01:32:33,960 --> 01:32:35,916 lt is my dad's Give it to me 1415 01:32:37,720 --> 01:32:39,233 Tell us who you are 1416 01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:41,158 Or your dad will be dissolved here instead of a holy place! 1417 01:32:41,440 --> 01:32:42,270 Give my dad's ashes back to me 1418 01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:44,397 Tell me the truth or shall l empty him here? 1419 01:32:45,440 --> 01:32:47,078 l'll shoot you 1420 01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:49,712 You press the trigger l'll flush him down the drain 1421 01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:52,313 l'll count till 3 1422 01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:53,789 Dump his dad in, Senthil 1423 01:32:58,240 --> 01:32:58,717 One 1424 01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:03,955 We don't mind dying We won't let go of your dad 1425 01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:06,271 Two 1426 01:33:06,560 --> 01:33:07,754 Your dad's soul will never rest in peace 1427 01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:09,076 He'll keep haunting this toilet 1428 01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:12,989 No dad in this urn 1429 01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:15,959 We brought the wrong pot! 1430 01:33:16,880 --> 01:33:19,155 - lt is empty. - Empty. 1431 01:33:20,480 --> 01:33:23,040 Empty it 1432 01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:29,871 Hands up 1433 01:33:31,960 --> 01:33:33,996 Tell us now Who are you? 1434 01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:35,435 Panchavan Parivendhan 1435 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:40,236 l swear on my dad whatever l'm saying is true 1436 01:33:41,120 --> 01:33:43,111 l am Pari He is Pappu 1437 01:33:46,440 --> 01:33:47,509 He is our gardener's son 1438 01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:49,914 All of us called him Pappu 1439 01:33:50,760 --> 01:33:54,673 After his parents passed away my dad brought him to live with us 1440 01:33:55,320 --> 01:33:59,108 Changing bulb, ironing clothes, buying bread and eggs... 1441 01:33:59,480 --> 01:34:00,993 ...he used to run these small errands for us 1442 01:34:02,680 --> 01:34:04,159 His deepest desire was to study 1443 01:34:06,880 --> 01:34:08,711 He'd wear my old uniform and go to school 1444 01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:13,472 He'd sit in whichever class he liked and learn 1445 01:34:14,760 --> 01:34:15,749 l was a real dud when it came to academics 1446 01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:17,270 l used him 1447 01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:19,797 l asked him to do my assignments 1448 01:34:20,600 --> 01:34:21,635 He even wrote my exams for me 1449 01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:24,514 Everything was smooth sailing 1450 01:34:25,120 --> 01:34:25,711 One day... 1451 01:34:26,520 --> 01:34:29,557 ...my teacher was stunned that a 6th grader was able to solve a 10th grade sum 1452 01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:32,909 Which grade are you in, son? 1453 01:34:34,360 --> 01:34:35,156 What's your name? 1454 01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:37,196 We got caught 1455 01:34:38,320 --> 01:34:39,753 Since my dad was a big shot, 1456 01:34:40,840 --> 01:34:42,910 that teacher informed him 1st ...instead of the school principal 1457 01:34:43,560 --> 01:34:46,028 You began so you complete it 1458 01:34:49,120 --> 01:34:51,998 People here greet me with respect to my face 1459 01:34:52,760 --> 01:34:56,036 But they ridicule me behind my back as an illiterate moron 1460 01:34:57,320 --> 01:34:59,356 My son should never go through this 1461 01:35:00,680 --> 01:35:03,717 This boy wants to learn My boy needs a degree 1462 01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:05,990 Let him become an engineer 1463 01:35:06,560 --> 01:35:11,031 Let his degree certificate hang on this wall as Panchavan Parivendhan 1464 01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:13,588 l went to London for 4 years 1465 01:35:14,320 --> 01:35:16,754 He studied instead of me in lEC 1466 01:35:17,640 --> 01:35:22,111 My dad made him promise he would never meet his college mates again 1467 01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:24,359 He said, 'l will never meet anyone 1468 01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:27,753 But one day my 2 friends will come in search of me for sure 1469 01:35:28,360 --> 01:35:29,554 What will you do, then?' 1470 01:35:33,200 --> 01:35:34,428 He misses you both tremendously 1471 01:35:35,480 --> 01:35:36,629 l'll give you his address Go meet him 1472 01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:38,835 But 1 condition 1473 01:35:39,800 --> 01:35:40,789 No one should know this secret 1474 01:35:42,800 --> 01:35:43,312 Which secret? 1475 01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:54,154 My dad?! 1476 01:35:56,240 --> 01:35:59,038 Sir, you brought the wrong urn Your dad is in this one! 1477 01:36:03,440 --> 01:36:03,997 Dad...thank God 1478 01:36:04,480 --> 01:36:06,550 What the hell is going on? Who ls he? 1479 01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:07,069 Quick gun Murugan 1480 01:36:07,560 --> 01:36:10,233 lts too complicated a story for you You'll need subtitles!! 1481 01:36:10,960 --> 01:36:12,951 - Where are we now? - Dhanushkodi. 1482 01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:15,270 - Why? - To see Pari. 1483 01:36:16,120 --> 01:36:17,030 What is he doing there? 1484 01:36:17,880 --> 01:36:19,393 Don't know We got the address of his school 1485 01:36:24,800 --> 01:36:26,313 So Pari is a school teacher? 1486 01:36:26,760 --> 01:36:28,830 That's why he didn't meet us at the water tank 1487 01:36:29,240 --> 01:36:31,515 l am Air Pixel lnc's vice president 1488 01:36:32,080 --> 01:36:33,399 He is a school teacher 1489 01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:35,870 A for apple B for ball 1490 01:36:36,360 --> 01:36:37,315 C for cat 1491 01:36:37,720 --> 01:36:39,631 Yeah and D for donkey F for fart! 1492 01:36:41,040 --> 01:36:45,033 l'll be signing an international deal with kosaksi pasapugazh next week 1493 01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:46,429 He's a school teacher 1494 01:36:52,360 --> 01:36:54,749 Our respect for Pari multiplied even more 1495 01:36:55,840 --> 01:36:56,750 We studied engineering to be 1496 01:36:57,520 --> 01:37:01,593 respected, travel abroad, cushy job ...beautiful wife, own a house 1497 01:37:01,960 --> 01:37:03,188 and car and be well settled 1498 01:37:03,680 --> 01:37:05,750 But he didn't study for any of these 1499 01:37:06,560 --> 01:37:09,313 Just to enhance his knowledge 1500 01:37:09,880 --> 01:37:11,393 He wasn't perturbed about being last in class 1501 01:37:11,840 --> 01:37:13,512 ...or proud of being first 1502 01:37:14,240 --> 01:37:15,992 Who landed in the moon 1st? 1503 01:37:16,520 --> 01:37:17,270 Neil Armstrong, sir 1504 01:37:17,880 --> 01:37:19,711 Obviously it's Neil Armstrong 1505 01:37:20,120 --> 01:37:20,916 We all know that 1506 01:37:22,160 --> 01:37:23,673 Who was the 2nd to place his foot? 1507 01:37:25,280 --> 01:37:27,032 That's also Neil Armstrong, sir 1508 01:37:28,640 --> 01:37:29,789 How can he walk on 1 foot?! 1509 01:37:32,320 --> 01:37:32,911 Quiet 1510 01:37:35,720 --> 01:37:40,157 Who was the 2nd man? 1511 01:37:44,080 --> 01:37:47,152 Don't waste your time lts not important 1512 01:37:48,240 --> 01:37:53,917 This world will never remember the 2nd in tow 1513 01:37:55,880 --> 01:38:02,069 2 months ago we had 25 companies with job offers for all of you 1514 01:38:03,040 --> 01:38:06,828 Which means you have a job in your hand before you write your final exam 1515 01:38:08,560 --> 01:38:10,118 This is your last lap, my friends 1516 01:38:11,240 --> 01:38:12,355 Put your pedal to the metal 1517 01:38:12,840 --> 01:38:15,991 Accelerate and go out there and make history 1518 01:38:19,200 --> 01:38:19,837 Any questions? 1519 01:38:22,080 --> 01:38:23,115 Yes 1520 01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:26,874 if l get a job 1521 01:38:27,840 --> 01:38:30,195 but plug... ...fail the exams 1522 01:38:31,280 --> 01:38:32,713 will l still get the job? 1523 01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:34,035 Very good question 1524 01:38:36,080 --> 01:38:38,116 Does anyone else share this doubt? 1525 01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:41,796 l thought as much 1526 01:38:43,440 --> 01:38:45,829 Please come onto the stage 1527 01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:48,392 Everybody give them a big hand 1528 01:38:56,320 --> 01:39:01,075 Past 4 years in lEC they have continuously created history 1529 01:39:02,520 --> 01:39:03,396 ...in occupying the last place! 1530 01:39:07,280 --> 01:39:11,831 Brains of these genius guys if sold will fetch a hefty sum 1531 01:39:12,200 --> 01:39:12,837 Do you know why? 1532 01:39:13,960 --> 01:39:16,520 Brains without wear and tear 1533 01:39:21,640 --> 01:39:23,232 And to answer their question 1534 01:39:24,280 --> 01:39:28,831 ...whether they pass or fail theirjob won't be affected 1535 01:39:30,240 --> 01:39:32,800 ...because they will not get a job! 1536 01:39:33,520 --> 01:39:34,316 l guarantee it 1537 01:39:35,600 --> 01:39:39,275 Names of these achievers should be etched in gold 1538 01:39:40,440 --> 01:39:42,829 BlSENTHlLATOR DRlVENKATRlNATlON 1539 01:39:44,280 --> 01:39:47,272 Please give them a big hand 1540 01:39:52,060 --> 01:39:55,655 He has raped us to the core and torn our undies to shreds!!! 1541 01:39:56,260 --> 01:39:56,851 ...publicly 1542 01:39:57,140 --> 01:39:57,572 God-dy buddy! 1543 01:39:59,620 --> 01:40:02,259 l'll come by foot to all your abodes! 1544 01:40:03,340 --> 01:40:07,618 But please stamp that Virus fella's ticket and haul him to hell immediately 1545 01:40:08,980 --> 01:40:11,050 Can't tolerate his torture 1546 01:40:13,620 --> 01:40:17,772 Lord Yama, l beseach you with folded hands 1547 01:40:18,740 --> 01:40:20,173 Please sentence him to kumbhipaakam 1548 01:40:21,180 --> 01:40:21,851 That means? 1549 01:40:22,380 --> 01:40:23,779 Fry him alive in a huge tureen 1550 01:40:24,340 --> 01:40:27,810 He is ordering a special fry Side-dish Virus 65! 1551 01:40:29,660 --> 01:40:30,251 Hey! You keep quiet 1552 01:40:31,420 --> 01:40:34,730 You happily seat yourself in the front row next to Virus 1553 01:40:35,820 --> 01:40:38,414 We are the duds decorating the corner of the last row 1554 01:40:39,580 --> 01:40:42,811 We don't even know if we'll be in the picture next year 1555 01:40:44,860 --> 01:40:47,977 - Do you know why l top the class? - Because we are last! 1556 01:40:50,580 --> 01:40:55,256 l like machines, that's why l am enamored by engineering 1557 01:40:56,660 --> 01:40:58,252 Shall l tell you what you are interested in? 1558 01:40:58,860 --> 01:40:59,337 ln what? 1559 01:41:01,460 --> 01:41:01,937 My bag, huh? 1560 01:41:02,700 --> 01:41:04,213 Why are you meddling in my bag? 1561 01:41:06,980 --> 01:41:07,332 Here 1562 01:41:08,700 --> 01:41:11,453 This is your interest Go and post this 1st 1563 01:41:16,980 --> 01:41:22,418 5 years back this is the letter he wrote to his favorite wild life photographer 1564 01:41:23,260 --> 01:41:25,569 What's his name? BMW... 1565 01:41:26,140 --> 01:41:27,016 Benz Mathe 1566 01:41:29,780 --> 01:41:33,056 He wanted to apprentice under him and work in Hungary 1567 01:41:33,980 --> 01:41:36,414 ...but terrified of his dad Hitler Ramakrishnan 1568 01:41:37,340 --> 01:41:38,773 ...he never posted that letter 1569 01:41:40,900 --> 01:41:42,492 Dump engineering 1570 01:41:43,420 --> 01:41:44,978 Follow your dream Wild life photography 1571 01:41:46,300 --> 01:41:48,973 Pursue your talent 1572 01:41:52,540 --> 01:41:56,772 What if A.R Rehman's dad wanted him to be a great batsman 1573 01:41:58,060 --> 01:42:03,180 ...or if Sachin Tendulkar's dad wanted him to be an international composer 1574 01:42:04,020 --> 01:42:04,770 lmagine their respective plight 1575 01:42:05,820 --> 01:42:10,496 He loves photography and wants to marry machines 1576 01:42:12,260 --> 01:42:13,215 Fooling yourself 1577 01:42:15,700 --> 01:42:16,928 Sorry Pari-anandha 1578 01:42:19,020 --> 01:42:22,774 My love and wife are both engineering 1579 01:42:23,460 --> 01:42:25,052 But tell me why am l always last? 1580 01:42:26,260 --> 01:42:28,774 Tell me, Guruji 1581 01:42:30,580 --> 01:42:32,252 Because you are a coward 1582 01:42:33,380 --> 01:42:35,769 Scaredy cat afraid of the future 1583 01:42:37,300 --> 01:42:40,770 Look at the number of vow-threads on his wrist 1584 01:42:41,460 --> 01:42:44,372 1 for exam 1 for sister's wedding 1585 01:42:44,860 --> 01:42:45,690 1 for a decentjob 1586 01:42:48,260 --> 01:42:50,137 lf you are so worried about your future 1587 01:42:50,340 --> 01:42:51,568 ...how can you live life today? 1588 01:42:52,940 --> 01:42:54,851 How can you be focused in your studies? 1589 01:42:55,300 --> 01:42:56,528 You make the thickest of friends 1590 01:42:57,300 --> 01:42:58,653 One is so petrified he's dying all the time 1591 01:42:59,580 --> 01:43:00,695 The other is trying his best to live by not dying! 1592 01:43:01,580 --> 01:43:03,059 He is the bravest of us all! 1593 01:43:03,340 --> 01:43:03,692 Why? 1594 01:43:04,620 --> 01:43:05,689 Are you not living a scared life? 1595 01:43:06,180 --> 01:43:07,056 Why am l scared? 1596 01:43:07,540 --> 01:43:08,814 You love Ria 1597 01:43:09,860 --> 01:43:11,578 Aren't you scared to profess your love to her? 1598 01:43:12,780 --> 01:43:13,769 Bingo! 1599 01:43:14,420 --> 01:43:15,375 Keep quiet 1600 01:43:16,820 --> 01:43:18,538 lt's easy to give free advice 1601 01:43:19,180 --> 01:43:22,411 But to follow it is darn tough 1602 01:43:24,900 --> 01:43:27,653 lf you really have the courage go and tell Ria 1603 01:43:29,460 --> 01:43:33,897 lf you tell l ll also tell my dad 1604 01:43:34,300 --> 01:43:37,690 l want to follow my heart l'll only be a photographer 1605 01:43:39,980 --> 01:43:44,610 l'll also remove all my sacred threads and attend interview with confidence 1606 01:43:45,060 --> 01:43:45,697 Promise 1607 01:43:47,100 --> 01:43:47,850 Go and tell 1608 01:43:51,340 --> 01:43:53,490 Pari-anandha's halo is switched off! 1609 01:43:54,100 --> 01:43:55,897 Go ahead Fraidy cat 1610 01:44:06,260 --> 01:44:06,772 Come with me 1611 01:44:07,100 --> 01:44:07,816 Where? 1612 01:44:08,700 --> 01:44:09,815 To cover your head and sweet dreams! 1613 01:44:14,900 --> 01:44:19,416 Hey! Principal Saturday is your funeral 1614 01:44:20,020 --> 01:44:21,533 Check out if there's a dog 1615 01:44:21,980 --> 01:44:23,572 Why? ls your tummy somersaulting? 1616 01:44:30,060 --> 01:44:32,176 l'll break each tooth of yours 1 by 1 1617 01:44:36,380 --> 01:44:38,530 Virus bacteria! 1618 01:44:42,060 --> 01:44:43,015 Sssssshhhh! 1619 01:44:45,460 --> 01:44:47,974 M.S.V.E More Spicy Very Embarrassing 1620 01:44:59,140 --> 01:45:00,175 l'll give the back ground score 1621 01:45:03,740 --> 01:45:04,968 -Ria - Who is it? 1622 01:45:08,260 --> 01:45:11,138 Don't make a noise l am Panchavan Parivendhan 1623 01:45:13,540 --> 01:45:17,419 Listen to me 2 nimutes! 1624 01:45:18,420 --> 01:45:19,648 l'll leave after that 1625 01:45:20,860 --> 01:45:24,216 Why spend time talking? Whatjoy does that bring? 1626 01:45:27,620 --> 01:45:28,132 Ria 1627 01:45:30,660 --> 01:45:33,174 Those 20 minutes l shared with you in that scooter ride 1628 01:45:37,540 --> 01:45:40,976 ... is the mosT beautiful moments l'll treasure, all-ways 1629 01:45:48,140 --> 01:45:54,090 l want my whole journey of life to be shared in that saaaaame way 1630 01:45:54,740 --> 01:45:55,456 Wowwww! 1631 01:45:58,140 --> 01:46:01,132 Just that thought gives me a high! 1632 01:46:09,380 --> 01:46:10,130 Tell you, something 1633 01:46:11,940 --> 01:46:15,376 You come in my dream daily in that same scooter 1634 01:46:16,700 --> 01:46:18,019 ...as my bride dressed in your wedding finery 1635 01:46:20,500 --> 01:46:25,210 You remove your helmet and come close to kiss me 1636 01:46:27,780 --> 01:46:28,815 ...but the kiss gets missed 1637 01:46:29,900 --> 01:46:30,332 Why? 1638 01:46:31,340 --> 01:46:33,296 Our noses collide! l woke up 1639 01:46:36,420 --> 01:46:37,091 idiot! 1640 01:46:37,580 --> 01:46:39,491 You could have bent your head a little and kissed her 1641 01:46:44,260 --> 01:46:47,775 Sss-o-rry l thought you were Ria 1642 01:46:48,460 --> 01:46:49,336 Could have been Ria 1643 01:46:50,300 --> 01:46:50,891 l'll kill you 1644 01:46:51,260 --> 01:46:52,136 Why did you spoil the fun? 1645 01:46:52,940 --> 01:46:54,692 lt took 'sir' 4 years to muster up courage to say this 1646 01:46:55,420 --> 01:46:58,014 Ria, show him how to kiss without your noses colliding 1647 01:46:58,660 --> 01:46:59,649 l grant you permission 1648 01:47:00,940 --> 01:47:01,736 Who is this? 1649 01:47:02,060 --> 01:47:02,617 My sister 1650 01:47:03,100 --> 01:47:03,737 - That one, who is it? 1651 01:47:04,140 --> 01:47:04,617 - His sister! 1652 01:47:10,300 --> 01:47:11,096 Stupid 1653 01:47:14,260 --> 01:47:16,820 He kicked me for the 1st time when you were talking to me 1654 01:47:18,380 --> 01:47:18,857 He? 1655 01:47:20,900 --> 01:47:24,609 How do you know he or she? 1656 01:47:25,060 --> 01:47:26,129 My dad consulted an astrologer 1657 01:47:26,700 --> 01:47:29,214 ...to ask if baby will be doctor or engineer 1658 01:47:30,780 --> 01:47:32,179 Boy means engineer Girl means doctor 1659 01:47:35,020 --> 01:47:37,898 Champ! You stay right in Safer that way 1660 01:47:38,900 --> 01:47:40,333 lt's a circus out here 1661 01:47:41,500 --> 01:47:42,694 Your grandpa is the ring master 1662 01:47:43,700 --> 01:47:45,372 He'll be whipping everyone with his stick 1663 01:47:46,580 --> 01:47:50,129 Life is a race...run Become an engineer 1664 01:47:52,900 --> 01:47:58,020 ...but you listen to your heart 1665 01:47:59,220 --> 01:48:00,573 lf anyone bullies you 1666 01:48:01,900 --> 01:48:03,299 ...put your hand on your heart and simply say 1667 01:48:04,700 --> 01:48:05,610 'All is well' 1668 01:48:06,340 --> 01:48:06,738 He's kicking 1669 01:48:07,620 --> 01:48:08,370 Repeat 1670 01:48:10,460 --> 01:48:11,415 All is well 1671 01:48:12,180 --> 01:48:13,738 He's kicking me again 1672 01:48:18,060 --> 01:48:21,018 All is well 1673 01:48:21,740 --> 01:48:23,014 Who is that? 1674 01:48:23,500 --> 01:48:24,649 Are you sending my father a letter? 1675 01:48:25,060 --> 01:48:26,618 Here's your reply 1676 01:48:27,780 --> 01:48:28,690 go....GO! 1677 01:48:41,180 --> 01:48:41,737 Stand right there 1678 01:48:42,260 --> 01:48:42,772 You sit right there! 1679 01:48:43,100 --> 01:48:43,657 Who is that? 1680 01:48:44,180 --> 01:48:45,898 Your future son-in-law, Virus 1681 01:48:47,460 --> 01:48:49,212 We are your son-in-law's best men 1682 01:48:50,660 --> 01:48:51,934 Sevarkodi Senthil 1683 01:48:52,300 --> 01:48:53,938 Security! Catch them 1684 01:49:20,940 --> 01:49:24,012 Next is advanced study of compound pendulum 1685 01:49:25,420 --> 01:49:27,251 lts an irregular object oscillating about its own axis 1686 01:49:28,740 --> 01:49:29,968 Let me demonstrate 1687 01:49:31,500 --> 01:49:31,898 What is this? 1688 01:49:33,500 --> 01:49:34,091 What's inside? 1689 01:49:36,220 --> 01:49:37,573 Lead is the access to this pencil 1690 01:49:39,940 --> 01:49:43,137 For a real pendulum consisting of a swinging rigid body 1691 01:49:43,620 --> 01:49:46,578 ...called a compound pendulum length is more difficult to define 1692 01:49:47,820 --> 01:49:50,971 So a real pendulum swings with the same period 1693 01:49:51,620 --> 01:49:55,533 ...as a simple pendulum with length = distance from pivot point 1694 01:49:58,060 --> 01:49:58,492 Where's Senthil? 1695 01:49:59,460 --> 01:50:00,051 Present, sir 1696 01:50:06,700 --> 01:50:08,053 You are all here? 1697 01:50:10,820 --> 01:50:12,333 Good morning, sir 1698 01:50:12,540 --> 01:50:13,370 Where were you last night? 1699 01:50:14,740 --> 01:50:15,650 He was studying all night through 1700 01:50:16,420 --> 01:50:17,409 He was up whole night 1701 01:50:17,780 --> 01:50:18,178 Really? 1702 01:50:19,500 --> 01:50:23,049 2continuous nights of studying he's drained out, sir 1703 01:50:24,340 --> 01:50:25,056 What are you blabbering? 1704 01:50:25,620 --> 01:50:27,736 What did 'sir' study to this extent of getting dehydrated?! 1705 01:50:28,900 --> 01:50:31,733 lnduction motor, sir Full chapter 1706 01:50:35,260 --> 01:50:37,569 ln that case, Mr Sevarkodi Senthil 1707 01:50:39,300 --> 01:50:43,179 ...can you tell us how an induction motor starts? 1708 01:50:55,900 --> 01:50:56,457 Oi! Stop 1709 01:50:57,300 --> 01:50:57,732 Stop it 1710 01:51:07,740 --> 01:51:09,332 Sir? Rummmmm 1711 01:51:13,020 --> 01:51:15,170 -Mr Senthil -Yes, sir. 1712 01:51:15,860 --> 01:51:18,135 Let's have a cup of tea in my office.- Okay 1713 01:51:21,940 --> 01:51:22,531 Sir? 1714 01:51:24,460 --> 01:51:24,937 Close the door 1715 01:51:26,860 --> 01:51:28,373 Do you know to type? 1716 01:51:29,300 --> 01:51:29,857 l know, sir 1717 01:51:30,540 --> 01:51:31,893 Come..sit 1718 01:51:33,300 --> 01:51:34,210 l am sorry, sir 1719 01:51:34,500 --> 01:51:35,410 Please type 1720 01:51:37,220 --> 01:51:42,533 Dear sir, l regret to inform you 1721 01:51:43,740 --> 01:51:44,411 that your son 1722 01:51:45,740 --> 01:51:49,369 ...due to misconduct and insubordination has been 1723 01:51:49,780 --> 01:51:51,418 No...no, delete it 1724 01:51:52,180 --> 01:51:52,578 Go back 1725 01:51:54,020 --> 01:51:59,856 ...your son Sevarkodi Senthil has been expelled from this college 1726 01:52:03,220 --> 01:52:06,735 Come on, type Go ahead 1727 01:52:08,340 --> 01:52:10,808 Sir, my father will die 1728 01:52:11,500 --> 01:52:13,809 My decision is final 1729 01:52:15,620 --> 01:52:19,249 He is alive...barely Only to see me as an engineer 1730 01:52:19,860 --> 01:52:22,738 You should have thought of it before peeing in front of my house! 1731 01:52:23,780 --> 01:52:26,294 Just forgive me this 1 time, sir 1732 01:52:31,380 --> 01:52:33,769 Okay, delete your name from the letter 1733 01:52:36,220 --> 01:52:39,656 Substitute it with Panchavan Parivendhan 1734 01:52:43,500 --> 01:52:45,695 l know he was with you, last night 1735 01:52:46,740 --> 01:52:49,538 Become an approver l'll forgive you 1736 01:52:51,860 --> 01:52:54,613 l'll give you 7 1/2 minutes time Think deeply and let me know 1737 01:53:43,140 --> 01:53:53,095 Does death also need a 'good friend' on its side? 1738 01:53:54,340 --> 01:54:06,332 Deciding you are the best death is dying for your last ride 1739 01:54:12,060 --> 01:54:21,731 God, dear God, why do You need his life? 1740 01:54:23,100 --> 01:54:32,498 Take our lives instead, why create this strife? 1741 01:54:33,580 --> 01:54:43,899 He is our rose shrub perennial can death gulp him down? 1742 01:54:44,620 --> 01:54:47,737 Return his moments of laughter 1743 01:54:36,080 --> 01:54:37,399 Pari, look at that monitor 1744 01:54:40,060 --> 01:54:41,812 Shock due to the fall has paralyzed the body 1745 01:54:42,300 --> 01:54:43,130 But his mind is alert 1746 01:54:44,060 --> 01:54:46,210 He can see us, hear what we say 1747 01:54:46,500 --> 01:54:47,376 ...but he cannot respond 1748 01:54:48,620 --> 01:54:49,894 Don't cry in front of him 1749 01:54:50,420 --> 01:54:52,854 Be normal Motivate him 1750 01:54:53,780 --> 01:54:55,532 Make him happy Make him laugh 1751 01:54:59,100 --> 01:55:01,250 Senthil, good news 1752 01:55:02,140 --> 01:55:03,778 Your dad is completely cured 1753 01:55:04,500 --> 01:55:06,297 Ria got a new drug from USA 1754 01:55:07,940 --> 01:55:10,170 Do you have some kind of family vow? 1755 01:55:10,620 --> 01:55:12,133 One gets vertical while the other goes horizontal 1756 01:55:12,900 --> 01:55:13,298 Get up 1757 01:55:14,020 --> 01:55:15,851 lt seems he loved that midnight scooter ride 1758 01:55:16,380 --> 01:55:18,769 You won't believe this He's now taken Ria's scooter 1759 01:55:18,980 --> 01:55:20,174 ...to buy medicine for you 1760 01:55:20,980 --> 01:55:22,493 l hope he won't create a major dent! 1761 01:55:29,140 --> 01:55:30,255 Venkat wants to talk to you 1762 01:55:30,740 --> 01:55:32,014 Through our hostel webcam 1763 01:55:33,340 --> 01:55:36,810 Virus has cancelled your suspension Problem solved 1764 01:55:37,180 --> 01:55:37,851 Get up 1765 01:55:38,380 --> 01:55:41,133 We'll all go back to college like old times 1766 01:55:41,580 --> 01:55:42,695 Cheer up, man 1767 01:55:45,420 --> 01:55:55,978 ln the abyss of your memory can't you hear our voices talk? 1768 01:55:56,500 --> 01:56:06,011 ln the upper storey of your heart 'down memory lane' can't you walk? 1769 01:56:06,260 --> 01:56:08,410 Happy birthday to you 1770 01:56:09,260 --> 01:56:09,976 Oi! Your favorite rum 1771 01:56:35,300 --> 01:56:37,939 Your mother's in a brand new sari 1772 01:56:38,220 --> 01:56:39,050 ln an exclusive shop 1773 01:56:39,580 --> 01:56:40,979 Her favorite purple 1774 01:56:41,500 --> 01:56:42,694 lt's 2000 bucks, l believe 1775 01:56:42,940 --> 01:56:43,452 Look at your mother 1776 01:56:46,140 --> 01:56:47,573 Don't l look like yesteryear actress K.R.Vijaya? 1777 01:56:47,980 --> 01:56:49,652 Notjust 1 but 10 sarees 1778 01:56:50,940 --> 01:56:51,770 Look at me 1779 01:56:52,940 --> 01:57:01,336 God, dear God how can YOU lack mercy? 1780 01:57:03,740 --> 01:57:12,694 Despite her anguished cries apathetic, how can you be? 1781 01:57:21,980 --> 01:57:23,732 Jaya 1782 01:57:25,540 --> 01:57:26,370 You know what? 1783 01:57:26,900 --> 01:57:28,049 Jaya's wedding has been fixed 1784 01:57:29,700 --> 01:57:35,457 Without even 10 paise dowry Groom wants only Jaya 1785 01:57:35,820 --> 01:57:37,139 - That Jaya. - lt's true. 1786 01:57:39,660 --> 01:57:41,298 Do you know who the groom is? 1787 01:57:43,340 --> 01:57:44,295 Take a wild guess! 1788 01:57:44,700 --> 01:57:45,849 Even you know him very well 1789 01:57:46,260 --> 01:57:47,818 He loves animals! 1790 01:57:49,500 --> 01:57:51,138 l believe he wants to become a wild life photographer 1791 01:57:51,820 --> 01:57:52,252 Believe me 1792 01:57:53,420 --> 01:57:54,535 Desperate idiot! You are dead meat, man 1793 01:57:55,340 --> 01:57:56,659 Groom is no one but... 1794 01:57:56,900 --> 01:57:58,697 ...our Venkat! 1795 01:57:59,340 --> 01:58:01,137 We don't even have to spend on photography for the wedding! 1796 01:58:01,660 --> 01:58:02,809 He'll click his own wedding snap 1797 01:58:03,460 --> 01:58:06,338 He's marrying your sister 1798 01:58:08,740 --> 01:58:11,732 Groom is free Absolutely free 1799 01:58:20,860 --> 01:58:21,372 Senthil 1800 01:58:33,860 --> 01:58:34,770 Wowww! Look at his response 1801 01:58:35,460 --> 01:58:36,336 Senthil! 1802 01:58:38,820 --> 01:58:41,539 He'd have sat up like this even if you had offered him tomatoes and onions! 1803 01:58:41,980 --> 01:58:43,333 How unfair to make me lamb for the slaughter? 1804 01:58:46,180 --> 01:58:46,976 Buddy 1805 01:58:48,580 --> 01:58:49,296 Thanks Venkat 1806 01:58:50,300 --> 01:58:51,255 Your sacrifice is beyond compare! 1807 01:58:51,740 --> 01:58:52,570 Everything is fixed 1808 01:58:52,740 --> 01:58:55,208 Venkat has promised to marry your sister in the next earliest auspicious day 1809 01:58:56,980 --> 01:58:57,492 Pari 1810 01:59:04,900 --> 01:59:06,413 ls there no limit to your fibbing spree? 1811 01:59:11,340 --> 01:59:12,375 You had a great escape! 1812 01:59:29,980 --> 01:59:38,934 Buddy, my best friend, shall l lend you my shoulder? 1813 01:59:41,140 --> 01:59:50,731 Every single day of your life l'll be there for you, forever 1814 01:59:53,580 --> 01:59:54,296 Did you order a taxi? 1815 01:59:55,980 --> 01:59:56,537 l called for it 1816 01:59:57,500 --> 01:59:57,932 Why do you need a taxi? 1817 01:59:58,820 --> 01:59:59,696 l'm attending our campus interview 1818 02:00:00,100 --> 02:00:00,691 Are you also attending it? 1819 02:00:01,460 --> 02:00:04,213 No, l am You are going home 1820 02:00:05,980 --> 02:00:06,969 Why should l go home? 1821 02:00:08,180 --> 02:00:10,740 Don't you remember we promised Pari that day? 1822 02:00:14,820 --> 02:00:15,570 Give me your tie 1823 02:00:16,100 --> 02:00:17,453 Don't play the fool l'm going for the interview now 1824 02:00:18,260 --> 02:00:20,569 if you read this, l don't think you will go for the interview 1825 02:00:21,060 --> 02:00:22,573 - What is it? - A letter. 1826 02:00:24,020 --> 02:00:26,488 Benz Mathe from Hungary 1827 02:00:27,540 --> 02:00:28,495 Photographer it seems 1828 02:00:33,580 --> 02:00:34,490 You posted that letter? 1829 02:00:35,180 --> 02:00:37,489 lnternship for 1 year in Brazilian rain forest 1830 02:00:39,260 --> 02:00:40,579 This face of yours even gets a stipend! 1831 02:00:49,820 --> 02:00:50,775 My dad won't accept 1832 02:00:54,820 --> 02:01:00,292 Go and open your heart to him Be brave. Convince your dad 1833 02:01:01,500 --> 02:01:07,894 lf you have 2nd thoughts today you'll regret this till you die 1834 02:01:10,260 --> 02:01:15,095 Everyone in their lives will arrive at a crossroad 1835 02:01:16,740 --> 02:01:20,938 One side points to a campus interview cushy life, a steady 9 to 5 job 1836 02:01:21,780 --> 02:01:26,217 The other side leads to a forest, animals and photography 1837 02:01:29,660 --> 02:01:32,538 This will be the turning point in your life 1838 02:01:33,780 --> 02:01:34,496 Make up your mind 1839 02:01:43,180 --> 02:01:44,056 Will he like this gift? 1840 02:01:44,980 --> 02:01:47,892 We are already knee deep in debts 1841 02:01:48,380 --> 02:01:50,735 ls this laptop necessary now? That too, so expensive 1842 02:01:51,380 --> 02:01:55,612 Don't be silly lt's his 1stjob 1843 02:01:57,180 --> 02:01:58,772 Our dream for decades will be realized shortly 1844 02:02:00,260 --> 02:02:01,136 How can you be scrimping now? 1845 02:02:02,660 --> 02:02:03,172 Venkat!? 1846 02:02:09,740 --> 02:02:11,412 lsn't it your campus interview today? 1847 02:02:14,140 --> 02:02:14,697 l didn't go, dad 1848 02:02:15,500 --> 02:02:15,852 Why? 1849 02:02:18,100 --> 02:02:19,692 l don't want to be an engineer, dad 1850 02:02:27,060 --> 02:02:28,937 What happened? Accident? 1851 02:02:31,500 --> 02:02:35,288 l jumped from my college building, sir 1852 02:02:38,260 --> 02:02:38,851 Why? 1853 02:02:40,820 --> 02:02:43,209 They dismissed me from college 1854 02:02:43,860 --> 02:02:44,292 For what? 1855 02:02:45,340 --> 02:02:50,255 l got drunk and peed in front of our principal's house 1856 02:02:52,340 --> 02:02:55,537 That tattered tramp Pari has brain washed you 1857 02:02:56,020 --> 02:02:57,533 l am not inclined towards engineering, dad 1858 02:02:58,260 --> 02:03:00,569 Even if l become one l'd be the worst engineer ever 1859 02:03:02,860 --> 02:03:08,412 Pari's simple belief is, do what you love Then it won't be just a job, but sheerjoy! 1860 02:03:09,380 --> 02:03:12,497 What will you earn in that middle-of- nowhere? 1861 02:03:13,380 --> 02:03:16,531 l won't earn much But l'll learn a lot 1862 02:03:17,620 --> 02:03:20,817 ln 5 years, your classmates will be well settled with car, bungalow etc 1863 02:03:21,420 --> 02:03:22,330 You'll feel bad, then 1864 02:03:22,660 --> 02:03:23,570 l'll be happy, dad 1865 02:03:25,260 --> 02:03:27,535 Only if l become an engineer life-long l'll feel terrible 1866 02:03:28,180 --> 02:03:29,295 You'll be the laughing stock of our city! 1867 02:03:29,820 --> 02:03:32,971 Everyone's feeling so proud my son will become an engineer 1868 02:03:34,060 --> 02:03:36,130 'To study in lEC, your son must be truly blessed' 1869 02:03:36,260 --> 02:03:37,249 ...Krishnamurthy uncle says this all the time 1870 02:03:39,100 --> 02:03:40,135 What will they think now? 1871 02:03:41,500 --> 02:03:43,616 Krishnamurthy uncle did not install an air-conditioner in my room, dad 1872 02:03:44,580 --> 02:03:46,298 He did not pay my fees, dad 1873 02:03:47,660 --> 02:03:52,290 When l was a kid, he did not carry me around the zoo, dad 1874 02:03:53,100 --> 02:03:54,215 You did all of this, dad 1875 02:03:54,900 --> 02:03:56,618 Only what you did matters to me, dad 1876 02:03:57,420 --> 02:03:59,775 Have you just come back from watching a melodramatic film? 1877 02:04:00,420 --> 02:04:01,136 Don't give me dialogs! 1878 02:04:01,860 --> 02:04:05,409 Don't lose your cool He's already upset 1879 02:04:05,860 --> 02:04:09,091 He might follow Senthil's footsteps? 1880 02:04:10,340 --> 02:04:11,136 l shouldn't open my mouth 1881 02:04:13,220 --> 02:04:15,450 Fine, l won't utter a single word 1882 02:04:16,380 --> 02:04:19,611 lf l say something 'sir' will jump to his death! 1883 02:04:20,500 --> 02:04:23,776 l won't commit suicide, dad l promise 1884 02:04:27,380 --> 02:04:29,257 Dad, look at this 1885 02:04:30,820 --> 02:04:33,812 Pari kept your photo in my wallet Do you know what he said? 1886 02:04:34,580 --> 02:04:38,016 lf ever you think of ending your life, look at this snap 1887 02:04:39,020 --> 02:04:44,219 Just imagine what will happen to their smile, if they see you dead 1888 02:04:49,780 --> 02:04:56,015 Dad, l'm here to talk frankly with you Not threaten to commit suicide 1889 02:04:59,100 --> 02:05:02,695 Dad, what will happen if l become a photographer? 1890 02:05:04,580 --> 02:05:05,410 l'll get less salary 1891 02:05:06,100 --> 02:05:07,931 Small house and small car 1892 02:05:09,620 --> 02:05:10,848 But my happiness will be unlimited, dad 1893 02:05:12,220 --> 02:05:13,016 l'll be very happy 1894 02:05:14,740 --> 02:05:20,895 l'll be contented if l can get both of you simple new clothes 1895 02:05:22,180 --> 02:05:24,250 l've always listened to you and toed your line 1896 02:05:25,300 --> 02:05:28,372 Just this once let me listen to my heart 1897 02:05:30,540 --> 02:05:31,131 Please, dad 1898 02:05:45,580 --> 02:05:46,615 l'll return this 1899 02:05:49,900 --> 02:05:54,974 Venkat, how much will a professional camera cost? 1900 02:05:56,980 --> 02:05:59,892 We can exchange this and get you a camera 1901 02:06:02,780 --> 02:06:04,532 l'll pay extra if need be 1902 02:06:21,540 --> 02:06:22,177 You follow your heart 1903 02:06:23,660 --> 02:06:25,810 Why do you have such low grades in all semesters? 1904 02:06:27,020 --> 02:06:27,691 Fear, sir 1905 02:06:29,620 --> 02:06:32,692 ln the beginning l was scoring good grades in school 1906 02:06:34,740 --> 02:06:39,336 My parents always felt l'd solve their financial burden 1907 02:06:40,740 --> 02:06:41,889 That's when my fear started 1908 02:06:43,500 --> 02:06:45,570 l studied in a convent school till 5th grade 1909 02:06:46,900 --> 02:06:52,213 l was shifted to a tamil medium, Govt. school, since we couldn't afford to pay the fees 1910 02:06:54,180 --> 02:06:56,819 When l came here and saw everyone speaking English fluently 1911 02:06:57,980 --> 02:06:58,730 ...l was terrified 1912 02:06:59,980 --> 02:07:01,493 My fear multiplied 1913 02:07:03,580 --> 02:07:05,252 There's a huge race here 1914 02:07:06,460 --> 02:07:09,213 lf you don't catch the 1st place you are not respected 1915 02:07:10,420 --> 02:07:11,375 My fear became permanent 1916 02:07:12,940 --> 02:07:15,408 Fear is a huge hindrance to studies, sir 1917 02:07:17,100 --> 02:07:18,294 l prayed to all Gods known and unknown 1918 02:07:19,140 --> 02:07:20,175 l tied various sacred threads on my wrist 1919 02:07:20,460 --> 02:07:23,099 l begged God to make my zillion wishes to come true 1920 02:07:25,620 --> 02:07:28,817 l'd have been better off studying instead of spending time praying 1921 02:07:30,180 --> 02:07:33,013 l cracked 16 or more bones 2 months of complete bed rest 1922 02:07:36,380 --> 02:07:37,415 That's when l got enlightened! 1923 02:07:39,180 --> 02:07:42,650 l didn't plead to God today to somehow ensure this job 1924 02:07:43,540 --> 02:07:46,452 lnstead l thanked Him for blessing me with such a life 1925 02:07:47,740 --> 02:07:51,050 Sir, l won't mind even if you reject me 1926 02:07:52,780 --> 02:07:59,856 With the limited skill and intelligence l have l am confident l'll succeed in life, somehow 1927 02:08:00,500 --> 02:08:04,049 We don't want such an upfront employee in our company 1928 02:08:05,300 --> 02:08:08,337 We want someone who will deal with our clients in a more diplomatic way 1929 02:08:10,140 --> 02:08:11,050 You are too straight forward 1930 02:08:15,700 --> 02:08:20,820 But if you can assure us that you can control your attitude 1931 02:08:22,060 --> 02:08:23,254 ...we may consider you 1932 02:08:25,380 --> 02:08:29,293 Only after l broke both my legs l learnt to stand on my own 2 feet! 1933 02:08:30,580 --> 02:08:32,252 This attitude was acquired after many bruises 1934 02:08:33,020 --> 02:08:37,969 l can't change You keep yourjob, sir 1935 02:08:39,740 --> 02:08:44,211 l'll preserve my attitude! Sorry, sir 1936 02:08:44,660 --> 02:08:45,536 Don't misunderstand me 1937 02:08:49,140 --> 02:08:50,095 Wait 1938 02:08:51,500 --> 02:08:54,173 l've interviewed countless people for 25 years 1939 02:08:55,180 --> 02:08:59,139 They will just nod their heads for whatever l demand! 1940 02:09:00,740 --> 02:09:01,809 Where are you from? 1941 02:09:02,340 --> 02:09:02,772 Sir? 1942 02:09:04,220 --> 02:09:06,495 Shall we discuss your salary package? 1943 02:09:11,460 --> 02:09:12,449 Thank you, sir 1944 02:09:41,700 --> 02:09:48,731 Boss, you are great Bless us 1945 02:10:22,820 --> 02:10:23,889 Govindhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 1946 02:10:29,300 --> 02:10:33,737 Sir, you swore you'll shave off your moustache when he gets a job 1947 02:10:33,980 --> 02:10:34,537 Sirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! 1948 02:10:43,140 --> 02:10:44,016 What's new, dad? 1949 02:10:48,660 --> 02:10:54,053 l feel naked! My dignity is out for a toss 1950 02:10:56,900 --> 02:10:58,128 Sevarkodi Senthil 1951 02:10:59,020 --> 02:11:00,453 l won't accept this defeat 1952 02:11:01,620 --> 02:11:04,657 You'll get yourjob only if you pass the final exam 1953 02:11:05,940 --> 02:11:10,695 One who sets the question paper is Virumandi Sandhanam 1954 02:11:11,780 --> 02:11:13,213 That's not fair, dad 1955 02:11:14,540 --> 02:11:17,373 Everything is fair in love and war 1956 02:11:18,500 --> 02:11:21,936 This is world war 3! 1957 02:11:25,100 --> 02:11:27,330 Senthil, you are dead meat! 1958 02:11:31,500 --> 02:11:32,250 Hey mate! 1959 02:11:33,620 --> 02:11:34,848 How come at this unearthly hour? 1960 02:11:47,220 --> 02:11:48,016 Are you drunk? 1961 02:11:48,340 --> 02:11:51,491 Gin...lady's drink 1962 02:11:51,860 --> 02:11:53,452 lt hit my head 1963 02:11:54,180 --> 02:11:55,090 Maybe a gulp too much?! 1964 02:11:56,260 --> 02:11:57,409 l can see a glimpse of our local Juliet! 1965 02:11:57,980 --> 02:11:59,049 Yes, my dear Roadside Romeo!!! 1966 02:12:00,500 --> 02:12:02,058 All for some courage? 1967 02:12:02,380 --> 02:12:03,096 Why do you need courage? 1968 02:12:04,940 --> 02:12:07,170 To pinch this key, soul mate! 1969 02:12:07,980 --> 02:12:08,492 Key to? 1970 02:12:10,660 --> 02:12:14,858 My dad's office duplicate keyyyyy! 1971 02:12:18,380 --> 02:12:21,975 Virus has set a question paper to topple Senthil's grades to the ground 1972 02:12:24,060 --> 02:12:26,972 lts sealed in a cover, over there 1973 02:12:27,740 --> 02:12:28,729 Lift it 1974 02:12:30,340 --> 02:12:31,295 That's cheating 1975 02:12:31,940 --> 02:12:32,417 Not fair 1976 02:12:33,180 --> 02:12:35,648 Everything is fair in love and war 1977 02:12:39,700 --> 02:12:40,337 Hey! Roadside Romeo! 1978 02:12:40,700 --> 02:12:42,418 l need to know a fact 1979 02:12:43,980 --> 02:12:47,768 Will your nose and my nose collide when we kiss? 1980 02:12:50,980 --> 02:12:55,770 Gimme a smoothy smooch Lets see if our noses...ouch! 1981 02:13:02,980 --> 02:13:03,935 Got a cigarette, mate? 1982 02:13:09,620 --> 02:13:10,973 Why are you giving me a jolt? 1983 02:13:11,940 --> 02:13:12,372 Sit here 1984 02:13:14,380 --> 02:13:15,893 Hey local Juliet! Taste mohinja 1985 02:13:16,460 --> 02:13:17,210 Mohinka? 1986 02:13:17,700 --> 02:13:19,895 lts Burmese cuisine l love it 1987 02:13:20,420 --> 02:13:23,810 Atho...Bejo Mohinja...Kouse 1988 02:13:27,140 --> 02:13:27,777 Hey R.R! 1989 02:13:28,380 --> 02:13:35,252 You said Burmese, but this sounds more like Malayalam 1990 02:13:46,420 --> 02:13:50,811 Panchavan Parivendhan What kind of name is this? 1991 02:13:51,500 --> 02:13:54,617 Yuck Not stylish at all 1992 02:13:55,380 --> 02:13:58,656 l won't use your surname after we are married 1993 02:14:00,460 --> 02:14:02,291 -Ria - Yeah, R.R? 1994 02:14:03,060 --> 02:14:05,415 We can't get married 1995 02:14:09,780 --> 02:14:13,455 You have a duty left over to fulfill? 1996 02:14:20,020 --> 02:14:21,499 You love someone else? 1997 02:14:28,100 --> 02:14:29,897 Don't tell me you are gay? 1998 02:14:35,300 --> 02:14:36,858 Then why are you not proposing to me? 1999 02:14:43,460 --> 02:14:44,210 Are you impotent? 2000 02:14:49,860 --> 02:14:53,091 Prove it Come on 2001 02:14:55,020 --> 02:14:57,739 Provvvvvvvve it 2002 02:15:25,000 --> 02:15:28,390 ls it there, do you know? Does her waist show? 2003 02:15:29,240 --> 02:15:31,800 lf it is so slender you can't see then it's lleana, so slim is she!!! 2004 02:15:33,160 --> 02:15:36,596 ls it your midriff or a shop so fancy? 2005 02:15:37,440 --> 02:15:39,954 Umbrella beyond that waist so dainty? 2006 02:15:41,600 --> 02:15:45,036 Dude, l'm summit of fruits exotic l am a special plate of zinc! 2007 02:15:45,480 --> 02:15:48,597 Cache of kisses your lips store Give me one to start the score 2008 02:15:50,080 --> 02:15:53,277 Oh peahen with kaajal and turmeric You are Kanchenjunga train, aesthetic 2009 02:15:53,760 --> 02:15:57,389 Like my 6th finger your waist so tiny considered lucky, you are cool, baby 2010 02:15:59,840 --> 02:16:03,116 Jelly fish, so slim, ready to spin Flower as fragrant as jasmine 2011 02:16:03,480 --> 02:16:07,109 You glisten like brass and silver Charming you, l hold you forever 2012 02:16:08,120 --> 02:16:14,878 Caressing your cheeks l adore l'm here to pleasure you even more 2013 02:16:16,680 --> 02:16:19,831 Jelly fish, so slim, ready to spin Flower as fragrant as jasmine 2014 02:16:20,200 --> 02:16:27,629 You glisten like brass and silver Charming you, l hold you forever 2015 02:16:27,880 --> 02:16:31,668 Caressing your cheeks l adore l'm here to pleasure you even more 2016 02:16:56,800 --> 02:16:59,712 Just once dance and shake your belly Shake the mountains to show your valley! 2017 02:17:01,000 --> 02:17:03,992 Point the spot, show the way Hurry burry, kill me with no delay! 2018 02:17:04,800 --> 02:17:08,270 lf still wild and not addicted spice me with kisses unlimited 2019 02:17:09,160 --> 02:17:12,357 Spook me, sin with me, high and low my heart heaves for you to and fro! 2020 02:17:12,800 --> 02:17:15,951 l am young, take me...ravish me 2021 02:17:16,920 --> 02:17:21,072 Oblige me, let's live in my lips happily 2022 02:17:29,080 --> 02:17:32,231 Jelly fish, so slim, ready to spin Flower as fragrant as jasmine 2023 02:17:32,720 --> 02:17:35,837 You glisten like brass and silver 2024 02:17:37,560 --> 02:17:40,632 Charming you, l hold you forever 2025 02:17:40,920 --> 02:17:44,356 Caressing your cheeks l adore l'm here to pleasure you even more 2026 02:18:19,720 --> 02:18:22,996 He savored my lips wholeheartedly Like cardamom he nibbled me tenderly 2027 02:18:23,520 --> 02:18:26,990 His kisses sweet with tender nips embedded the sea into my lips 2028 02:18:28,000 --> 02:18:31,276 Soft like satin, ready to be feasted Ripened perfect, fresh to be tasted 2029 02:18:32,440 --> 02:18:35,273 Did he carve or chisel this figure Model this graceful sculpture? 2030 02:18:35,720 --> 02:18:39,076 Are you Genghis Khan the conqueror? Only to your kisses l'll surrender? 2031 02:18:39,920 --> 02:18:43,879 Am l queen of fruits, rare as Mangusthan? ln your arms, landlocked like Kazakisthan? 2032 02:18:52,560 --> 02:18:55,950 ls it there, do you know? Does her waist show? 2033 02:18:56,600 --> 02:18:59,353 lf it is so slender you can't see then it's lleana, so slim is she!!! 2034 02:19:00,480 --> 02:19:04,234 ls it your midriff or a shop so fancy? 2035 02:19:04,960 --> 02:19:07,474 Umbrella beyond that waist so dainty? 2036 02:19:09,080 --> 02:19:12,675 Dude, l'm summit of fruits exotic l am a special plate of zinc! 2037 02:19:13,240 --> 02:19:16,232 Cache of kisses your lips store Give me one to start the score 2038 02:19:17,440 --> 02:19:20,955 Oh peahen with kaajal and turmeric You are Kanchenjunga train, aesthetic 2039 02:19:21,480 --> 02:19:24,790 Like my 6th finger your waist so tiny considered lucky, you are cool, baby 2040 02:19:27,320 --> 02:19:31,757 Jelly fish, so slim, ready to spin Flower as fragrant as jasmine 2041 02:19:32,120 --> 02:19:34,190 You glisten like brass and silver 2042 02:19:35,880 --> 02:19:38,872 Charming you, l hold you forever 2043 02:19:39,160 --> 02:19:42,550 Caressing your cheeks l adore l'm here to pleasure you even more 2044 02:19:46,240 --> 02:19:46,911 - Stop the car 2045 02:19:47,480 --> 02:19:48,230 - What's the matter? 2046 02:19:48,520 --> 02:19:50,556 We never told Ria we are meeting Pari 2047 02:19:51,280 --> 02:19:53,510 Stop the car, man My bladder is bursting 2048 02:19:53,640 --> 02:19:55,949 - Shut up, dude - You are in contact with her? 2049 02:19:56,360 --> 02:19:58,635 No, but l know her land line number 2050 02:19:58,920 --> 02:19:59,989 Then 1st call her 2051 02:20:04,640 --> 02:20:06,870 There's no place for 'pees-ful' offering in this country 2052 02:20:07,320 --> 02:20:08,150 Hello!! Can l talk with Ria? 2053 02:20:08,560 --> 02:20:08,878 She is not here now 2054 02:20:09,520 --> 02:20:10,430 - ls she in the hospital? 2055 02:20:10,880 --> 02:20:11,790 - No, Coimbatore 2056 02:20:12,040 --> 02:20:12,711 Coimbatore? 2057 02:20:13,080 --> 02:20:14,752 She's getting married today 2058 02:20:20,800 --> 02:20:21,676 Ria is married? 2059 02:20:23,240 --> 02:20:23,990 Not till this moment 2060 02:20:24,640 --> 02:20:25,231 lf we go full throttle 2061 02:20:25,480 --> 02:20:26,196 ...we'll reach Coimbatore in 2 hours 2062 02:20:26,600 --> 02:20:27,430 We can spoil the wedding 2063 02:20:29,240 --> 02:20:31,231 Start the car Make an 'U' turn 2064 02:20:31,680 --> 02:20:34,035 lmpossible Straight to Dhanushkodi 2065 02:20:34,280 --> 02:20:35,474 We have to meet Pari and return immediately 2066 02:20:35,760 --> 02:20:37,637 l have a meeting on Friday with Kosakski Pasupugazh 2067 02:20:37,880 --> 02:20:38,471 Get into the car 2068 02:20:38,840 --> 02:20:39,636 lf l miss that, do you know what will happen? 2069 02:20:39,960 --> 02:20:40,915 Japanese will get him 2070 02:20:41,440 --> 02:20:42,111 They are offering him .... 2071 02:21:00,440 --> 02:21:01,475 Rakesh weds Ria 2072 02:21:02,680 --> 02:21:03,351 Thanks for the suit 2073 02:21:06,840 --> 02:21:07,716 Virus will have a heart attack 2074 02:21:08,280 --> 02:21:10,271 We somehow create a ruckus in both his daughters' weddings! 2075 02:21:11,000 --> 02:21:12,194 l'll exorcise, Ria 2076 02:21:12,640 --> 02:21:13,516 You rip off Mr Price tag 2077 02:21:23,080 --> 02:21:23,592 Venkat?! 2078 02:21:24,720 --> 02:21:25,550 We found Pari, Ria 2079 02:21:31,680 --> 02:21:33,079 - Sir? - That's the groom? 2080 02:21:33,640 --> 02:21:34,993 How long will you take to get an iron? 2081 02:21:35,240 --> 02:21:36,992 -Sorry, sir -Give it to me, escape 2082 02:21:39,640 --> 02:21:41,278 Please give this inside, bro 2083 02:21:41,520 --> 02:21:42,635 Give the flowers to the bride 2084 02:21:43,160 --> 02:21:44,388 This is for the groom to wear on the dais 2085 02:21:44,600 --> 02:21:46,431 lt is our custom 2086 02:21:46,720 --> 02:21:47,709 ls that so? 2087 02:21:48,120 --> 02:21:48,950 Hey mambo 2088 02:21:53,080 --> 02:21:53,512 Good morning, sir 2089 02:21:54,000 --> 02:21:55,069 Quick! lron my sherwani, man 2090 02:21:55,800 --> 02:21:56,596 Hey mambo 2091 02:21:57,240 --> 02:21:59,470 l'm telling you we've found Pari and you still want to marry that donkey 2092 02:22:00,120 --> 02:22:01,235 Are you insane, Venkat? 2093 02:22:01,520 --> 02:22:02,555 Don't fool yourself, Ria 2094 02:22:03,040 --> 02:22:03,677 You haven't forgotten Pari even now 2095 02:22:04,120 --> 02:22:06,156 That's why you still eat his favorite mohinja and kouse 2096 02:22:21,120 --> 02:22:21,757 That Rakesh? 2097 02:22:22,360 --> 02:22:23,713 How can a villain ever turn a hero? 2098 02:22:24,160 --> 02:22:26,116 He'll tie around your neck, not the sacred marriage thread but only price tag! 2099 02:22:26,600 --> 02:22:27,032 Shut up, Venkat 2100 02:22:27,800 --> 02:22:28,676 He has changed completely now 2101 02:22:29,320 --> 02:22:31,072 He doesn't talk about brands or price these days 2102 02:22:31,320 --> 02:22:33,993 My 2 lakh worth Rohit Bal sherwani! 2103 02:22:36,120 --> 02:22:37,075 Why the hell do you guys eat chutney?! 2104 02:22:37,280 --> 02:22:38,190 lts your chutney, sir! 2105 02:22:38,400 --> 02:22:40,356 l'm late What will l do for my dress? 2106 02:22:40,800 --> 02:22:41,437 Sorry, sir 2107 02:22:41,760 --> 02:22:42,351 Give me 2 minutes, sir 2108 02:22:42,760 --> 02:22:43,954 l'll clean it immediately and be back in a jiffy 2109 02:22:44,400 --> 02:22:46,118 Go, man Get it soon 2110 02:22:47,320 --> 02:22:48,719 Who the hell invented chutney!?! 2111 02:22:49,360 --> 02:22:51,999 Ria, its late Come out soon 2112 02:22:52,320 --> 02:22:53,912 Aunt, you look gorgeous! 2113 02:23:07,640 --> 02:23:09,073 Ria, l'm Senthil 2114 02:23:10,040 --> 02:23:12,474 Please don't create a big scene They will chop me to pieces 2115 02:23:16,280 --> 02:23:16,792 Where is Rakesh? 2116 02:23:17,320 --> 02:23:18,639 What happened to my sherwani, man? 2117 02:23:18,920 --> 02:23:20,433 Your house-keeping boy took it with him 2118 02:23:20,680 --> 02:23:21,715 Chutney sherwani 2119 02:23:22,200 --> 02:23:23,076 Things have gone beyond our control 2120 02:23:23,600 --> 02:23:24,919 Go and ask Rakesh to come 2121 02:23:25,800 --> 02:23:29,031 lf l go now they'll say groom didn't like the bride 2122 02:23:36,160 --> 02:23:38,720 Senthil, right time for you both to make your exit 2123 02:23:39,160 --> 02:23:39,990 Car is ready and waiting for you Bring Ria 2124 02:23:41,480 --> 02:23:42,833 Hey! Just shut up Don't shout 2125 02:23:43,080 --> 02:23:43,592 Sherwani 2126 02:23:43,920 --> 02:23:46,639 How come you are here, sir? Who is on the dais then? 2127 02:23:47,040 --> 02:23:47,836 On the dais? 2128 02:23:54,040 --> 02:23:55,792 One more round and we'll be married 2129 02:23:56,440 --> 02:23:57,759 l'm already a married man! 2130 02:23:58,360 --> 02:23:58,917 Let's leave 2131 02:23:59,240 --> 02:23:59,990 So will my dignity and respect 2132 02:24:00,720 --> 02:24:01,709 l'll be ridiculed by all 2133 02:24:03,040 --> 02:24:05,235 So you will spoil your life, huh? 2134 02:24:06,080 --> 02:24:06,592 Sevarkodi? 2135 02:24:06,760 --> 02:24:08,113 They'll gossip for max 1 week 2136 02:24:08,400 --> 02:24:09,435 After that? They'll forget 2137 02:24:10,320 --> 02:24:10,911 Dad 2138 02:24:11,200 --> 02:24:15,990 lf you deny this out of fear you'll regret your inaction till you die 2139 02:24:17,680 --> 02:24:21,229 Everyone in their lives will arrive at a crossroad 2140 02:24:22,720 --> 02:24:23,630 One side points to 2141 02:24:25,720 --> 02:24:26,311 Housekeeping 2142 02:24:26,640 --> 02:24:27,868 Rakesh Mr Price tag 2143 02:24:28,240 --> 02:24:29,309 'Your fate that's sealed' life 2144 02:24:29,920 --> 02:24:32,036 The other side leads to Pari...love 2145 02:24:32,440 --> 02:24:33,395 The life you desired and dreamt 2146 02:24:35,360 --> 02:24:37,191 This is the moment that's the turning point in your life 2147 02:24:38,080 --> 02:24:39,308 Make up your mind 2148 02:25:07,040 --> 02:25:07,950 Hurry up 2149 02:25:09,520 --> 02:25:11,636 Go...go...go...go...go 2150 02:25:30,400 --> 02:25:32,152 Ria, l have a doubt -What? 2151 02:25:32,560 --> 02:25:35,028 What if Pari is married? -Whaat? 2152 02:25:35,480 --> 02:25:36,674 He wouldn't have got married, Ria 2153 02:25:37,000 --> 02:25:37,352 lf he has? 2154 02:25:37,520 --> 02:25:38,270 We'll bring you back here?! 2155 02:25:39,120 --> 02:25:39,757 Cool...cool...cool 2156 02:25:39,960 --> 02:25:40,551 Try these biscuits 2157 02:25:40,880 --> 02:25:42,393 Hand made Made in San Francisco 2158 02:25:45,800 --> 02:25:46,357 What's he doing here? 2159 02:25:47,160 --> 02:25:48,275 Fuelling the car with his gas! 2160 02:25:49,480 --> 02:25:51,118 Taste this biscuit lts really yummy 2161 02:25:54,640 --> 02:25:55,993 All is well All is well 2162 02:25:57,680 --> 02:25:59,318 Till yesterday l was a decent chap 2163 02:26:00,120 --> 02:26:02,793 ln this past 24 hours l created a scene and forced a plane to land 2164 02:26:03,560 --> 02:26:05,790 lnstead of Kasi i tried to dissolve the holy ashes in the loo 2165 02:26:06,400 --> 02:26:07,594 l kidnapped a bride 2166 02:26:08,160 --> 02:26:09,957 All of this for that idiot Pari 2167 02:26:13,440 --> 02:26:15,317 Pari too will go that extra mile for his friends 2168 02:26:21,280 --> 02:26:22,952 Check where the red seal cover is 2169 02:26:24,840 --> 02:26:27,149 Pari was worried Senthil might replay his suicide attempt 2170 02:26:27,400 --> 02:26:28,674 ...if he didn't do well in his exams 2171 02:26:29,600 --> 02:26:32,034 We went to Virus's office to steal the question paper for him 2172 02:26:32,800 --> 02:26:33,994 We vowed not to see the question paper 2173 02:26:34,760 --> 02:26:37,354 Such was our rightful thought even in a wrong doing!! 2174 02:26:41,320 --> 02:26:43,311 Where has that darn man hidden that damn paper? 2175 02:26:44,120 --> 02:26:45,030 Looks like dawn will break before we lay our hands on it 2176 02:26:46,520 --> 02:26:47,589 Why don't you ask Ria? 2177 02:26:55,120 --> 02:26:56,997 l got finger cramps dialing your 2178 02:26:57,240 --> 02:26:57,797 Give me the phone 2179 02:26:58,040 --> 02:27:00,031 Hello dear brother-in-law - Ria, you got a call 2180 02:27:00,480 --> 02:27:02,152 lf we say all is well the baby kicks 2181 02:27:03,480 --> 02:27:04,959 Riaaaa...phone 2182 02:27:06,520 --> 02:27:08,078 l'll repeat all is well again 2183 02:27:08,600 --> 02:27:10,909 All...is...well!! 2184 02:27:12,720 --> 02:27:14,551 Pari, l found it 2185 02:27:16,640 --> 02:27:17,755 HellOoooo 2186 02:28:17,060 --> 02:28:18,015 Where are you coming from? 2187 02:28:21,100 --> 02:28:21,612 This is for you 2188 02:28:23,460 --> 02:28:23,858 What is this? 2189 02:28:24,620 --> 02:28:25,257 Question paper 2190 02:28:27,100 --> 02:28:29,056 Virus set this himself to ensure you fail! 2191 02:28:35,260 --> 02:28:36,409 World's best friends That's what you both are 2192 02:28:38,780 --> 02:28:40,372 1st you showed me how to win the right way 2193 02:28:41,500 --> 02:28:42,728 Now you are showing me a wrong path 2194 02:28:45,820 --> 02:28:46,457 No need, buddy 2195 02:28:48,620 --> 02:28:49,496 l'll write what l know 2196 02:28:50,580 --> 02:28:51,808 Doesn't matter if l fail 2197 02:29:06,020 --> 02:29:06,418 Super trouper! 2198 02:29:07,300 --> 02:29:08,449 Senthil rose in our estimation 2199 02:29:09,020 --> 02:29:10,612 l wouldn't have minded becoming his brother-in-law 2200 02:29:11,900 --> 02:29:13,049 l thought of his sister Jaya 2201 02:29:19,300 --> 02:29:20,016 l controlled my impulsive whim! 2202 02:29:24,820 --> 02:29:25,411 Sir? 2203 02:29:33,580 --> 02:29:34,456 You dirty mongrels! 2204 02:29:35,700 --> 02:29:36,098 Don't, sir 2205 02:29:36,580 --> 02:29:37,649 Will you change the system? 2206 02:29:40,580 --> 02:29:42,457 Will you pee in front of my house? 2207 02:29:43,900 --> 02:29:44,491 Please, sir 2208 02:29:46,020 --> 02:29:46,691 We are sorry, sir 2209 02:29:46,860 --> 02:29:47,576 You are rusticated 2210 02:29:48,820 --> 02:29:49,855 Leave the campus immediately 2211 02:29:51,060 --> 02:29:52,937 lf you don't leave by day break l will call the police 2212 02:29:54,820 --> 02:29:55,775 Get out you rascals! 2213 02:29:57,540 --> 02:29:58,859 Rascals! All of you are rascals!!! 2214 02:30:07,140 --> 02:30:08,732 How did those scoundrels get my office room key? 2215 02:30:10,140 --> 02:30:10,856 l was the one who gave them , dad 2216 02:30:12,940 --> 02:30:16,979 lf l had given this key that day to my bro, he'd be alive today 2217 02:30:17,420 --> 02:30:18,569 Ria...shut up 2218 02:30:20,340 --> 02:30:22,217 Did your son fall accidentally from the train and die? 2219 02:30:23,500 --> 02:30:24,091 Shut up, Ria 2220 02:30:26,740 --> 02:30:28,696 You decided he should be an engineer, dad 2221 02:30:29,740 --> 02:30:32,891 Did you ever ask him what his dream was? 2222 02:30:34,620 --> 02:30:38,499 You pressurized him to get 298.5 / 300 2223 02:30:39,340 --> 02:30:43,731 He chose to die instead of writing the entrance exam 2224 02:30:47,500 --> 02:30:48,330 What is she saying? 2225 02:30:48,620 --> 02:30:49,450 She is blabbering, dad 2226 02:30:49,700 --> 02:30:51,930 l'll get your tablets You go to your room, dad 2227 02:30:55,940 --> 02:30:57,009 Ria, what are you doing? 2228 02:30:58,140 --> 02:30:59,653 He wanted to study literature 2229 02:31:00,900 --> 02:31:04,779 To become a poet was his dream 2230 02:31:06,220 --> 02:31:09,018 His last poem was this suicide note, dad 2231 02:31:10,940 --> 02:31:12,419 Ria, will you keep quiet? 2232 02:31:12,940 --> 02:31:14,373 How long do you want me to be silent, sis? 2233 02:31:15,540 --> 02:31:17,496 Once...atleast once 2234 02:31:18,140 --> 02:31:19,050 did you tell him ...that he could discontinue 2235 02:31:19,420 --> 02:31:22,890 if he didn't like engineering ...and follow his heart 2236 02:31:24,260 --> 02:31:25,613 He'd be alive today, dad 2237 02:31:27,420 --> 02:31:28,330 He'd be with us, now 2238 02:31:33,780 --> 02:31:34,610 He didn't commit suicide 2239 02:31:35,460 --> 02:31:40,978 Yes dad, it wasn't suicide lt was murder 2240 02:31:56,660 --> 02:32:00,619 ln the continuous downpour most roads in Chennai are flooded 2241 02:32:11,260 --> 02:32:12,056 Daaad?! 2242 02:32:13,780 --> 02:32:14,257 Shwetha?! 2243 02:32:16,460 --> 02:32:18,416 Millimeter, why are you following me? 2244 02:32:18,780 --> 02:32:19,212 Go and study 2245 02:32:19,460 --> 02:32:20,939 l am following my heart ls that wrong? 2246 02:32:21,620 --> 02:32:24,817 Please help lt is an emergency here 2247 02:32:25,500 --> 02:32:26,819 Hey! What the hell? 2248 02:32:27,300 --> 02:32:28,938 ls there only 1 ambulance in this city? 2249 02:32:29,460 --> 02:32:32,611 Sir, what can l do? Whole city is flooded 2250 02:32:33,220 --> 02:32:34,858 Don't know what to do in this rain, Ria 2251 02:32:35,340 --> 02:32:36,011 l can't bear the pain 2252 02:32:36,420 --> 02:32:37,569 Hey! Shwetha! What happened? 2253 02:32:37,660 --> 02:32:38,172 Pari? 2254 02:32:38,540 --> 02:32:39,575 Here...talk to Ria 2255 02:32:40,340 --> 02:32:43,730 ln the state she is in now, we can't risk bringing Shwetha to the hospital 2256 02:32:44,060 --> 02:32:45,095 Listen to me 2257 02:32:45,580 --> 02:32:47,059 Aiyo! How do l make you understand? 2258 02:32:47,540 --> 02:32:48,609 Her waterbag broke 2259 02:32:49,540 --> 02:32:50,859 Oi! Hello 2260 02:32:52,300 --> 02:32:54,256 Shwetha?! Shwetha?? 2261 02:32:58,620 --> 02:32:59,848 We are taking her to the P.T hall, Ria 2262 02:33:02,300 --> 02:33:03,016 Switch on the light 2263 02:33:03,460 --> 02:33:05,337 - Where? - Table tennis 2264 02:33:07,540 --> 02:33:08,655 Ria, we are in the P.T hall 2265 02:33:09,220 --> 02:33:10,414 Switch on the webcam 2266 02:33:17,860 --> 02:33:20,055 You'll be fine, sis 2267 02:33:20,820 --> 02:33:22,731 Ria, this pain is unbearable 2268 02:33:23,420 --> 02:33:24,773 Pari, we have no other option 2269 02:33:25,380 --> 02:33:28,497 So many babies have been delivered when doctors and hospitals didn't even exist! 2270 02:33:30,060 --> 02:33:31,732 My sister's baby will be safely delivered 2271 02:33:32,380 --> 02:33:32,971 ...by you! 2272 02:33:37,300 --> 02:33:39,495 All is well All is well 2273 02:33:40,060 --> 02:33:42,528 How dare you! l'll murder all of you 2274 02:33:42,780 --> 02:33:45,852 Dad, please Don't interfere in this 2275 02:33:48,540 --> 02:33:49,893 Venkat, get me towels and a pair of scissors 2276 02:33:50,220 --> 02:33:53,178 Millimeter, bring clothes peg and boiling hot water 2277 02:33:54,300 --> 02:33:56,450 Pari, cover Shwetha with some sheet 2278 02:34:00,100 --> 02:34:00,976 Sis, push 2279 02:34:01,620 --> 02:34:02,257 Push...push 2280 02:34:04,060 --> 02:34:04,651 Come on, Shwetha 2281 02:34:04,940 --> 02:34:05,611 Grit your teeth and push 2282 02:34:07,660 --> 02:34:08,729 What do you mean push...push? 2283 02:34:09,020 --> 02:34:09,452 l am not able to 2284 02:34:09,660 --> 02:34:12,299 Check if it is crowning 2285 02:34:12,700 --> 02:34:13,928 Crowning means? 2286 02:34:14,660 --> 02:34:16,491 See if the baby's head is coming out 2287 02:34:18,820 --> 02:34:19,411 Come on, quick 2288 02:34:20,300 --> 02:34:21,096 GO! 2289 02:34:31,540 --> 02:34:33,690 No, it isn't crowning as yet 2290 02:34:34,620 --> 02:34:35,735 Shwetha...come on...push 2291 02:34:46,580 --> 02:34:48,138 She's exhausted, Ria 2292 02:34:49,380 --> 02:34:49,778 Shwetha! 2293 02:34:50,380 --> 02:34:51,051 Wake her up, dad 2294 02:34:51,660 --> 02:34:53,139 Otherwise it will lead to complications 2295 02:34:53,700 --> 02:34:54,689 Shwetha 2296 02:34:55,660 --> 02:34:57,298 Looks like they will need a vacuum pump 2297 02:34:57,660 --> 02:34:58,809 Where will they go for a vacuum cup? 2298 02:35:00,420 --> 02:35:02,695 Vacuum cup? How will that help? 2299 02:35:02,980 --> 02:35:03,378 Tell me 2300 02:35:03,860 --> 02:35:04,417 l'll show you 2301 02:35:05,740 --> 02:35:09,779 When the mother can't push the baby a vacuum cup is inserted inside 2302 02:35:10,460 --> 02:35:15,693 lt will grip the baby's head tight and help ease the baby out 2303 02:35:16,940 --> 02:35:17,736 l can do this 2304 02:35:18,780 --> 02:35:19,178 How? 2305 02:35:19,500 --> 02:35:20,250 Vacuum cleaner, sir 2306 02:35:21,260 --> 02:35:23,091 Pressure will be too high in a vacuum cleaner, Pari 2307 02:35:23,380 --> 02:35:24,449 l can control the pressure 2308 02:35:24,820 --> 02:35:25,889 Can you get a vacuum cleaner? 2309 02:35:26,180 --> 02:35:27,215 There's 1 in my office 2310 02:35:27,860 --> 02:35:29,339 Venkat, you go and get it right away 2311 02:35:29,780 --> 02:35:30,656 - Here's the key! - Here's the key!! 2312 02:35:36,380 --> 02:35:37,893 Shwetha Push...push 2313 02:35:41,900 --> 02:35:42,252 What happened? 2314 02:35:43,100 --> 02:35:44,419 What happened? -l don't know 2315 02:35:49,060 --> 02:35:50,095 Ria. -What happened? 2316 02:35:50,580 --> 02:35:51,092 No electricity 2317 02:35:51,820 --> 02:35:53,094 How will the vacuum cleaner work then? 2318 02:35:54,900 --> 02:35:57,858 Venkat, you get the vacuum cleaner l'll make arrangements for electricity 2319 02:35:58,180 --> 02:35:58,498 How? 2320 02:35:59,220 --> 02:36:01,575 Millimeter, take Virus out Quick 2321 02:36:01,820 --> 02:36:02,377 Sir, go out 2322 02:36:02,700 --> 02:36:03,337 Go out, sir 2323 02:36:04,740 --> 02:36:06,059 You molecule! Behave yourself 2324 02:36:09,860 --> 02:36:12,055 Not this Virus! Virus inverter that l invented!! 2325 02:36:12,700 --> 02:36:13,291 Go and get it fast 2326 02:36:14,100 --> 02:36:14,577 Sorry sir 2327 02:36:15,700 --> 02:36:17,292 Senthil, wake up all the boys in the hostel 2328 02:36:17,740 --> 02:36:18,775 Get all the car batteries you can lay your hands on 2329 02:36:20,300 --> 02:36:21,574 Don't forget the pressure gauge 2330 02:36:24,300 --> 02:36:24,971 Hey! Emergency 2331 02:36:25,540 --> 02:36:26,859 All of you come to P.T hall immediately 2332 02:36:52,340 --> 02:36:52,772 Where is Pari? 2333 02:36:53,420 --> 02:36:54,978 l am here, sir 2334 02:36:59,860 --> 02:37:01,737 Senthil, switch everything off 2335 02:37:01,980 --> 02:37:03,015 Connect inverter to the main board 2336 02:37:06,180 --> 02:37:07,135 Pari, vacuum cleaner 2337 02:37:08,300 --> 02:37:11,372 Venkat, bring the lens cleaner that you use for your camera 2338 02:37:11,900 --> 02:37:13,379 You mean blower? -Yeah...yeah 2339 02:37:14,460 --> 02:37:15,290 - Pari, blower 2340 02:37:17,180 --> 02:37:19,455 Fit this pressure gauge in the vacuum cleaner's pipe 2341 02:37:44,580 --> 02:37:45,854 Pari, we are ready 2342 02:37:46,540 --> 02:37:47,336 Make sure switches are off 2343 02:37:49,660 --> 02:37:52,094 Switch on only table-tennis lights and computer line 2344 02:37:59,660 --> 02:38:01,457 Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! 2345 02:38:02,420 --> 02:38:03,535 Senthil, switch on the computer 2346 02:38:08,820 --> 02:38:10,014 Love you, Pari 2347 02:38:10,700 --> 02:38:12,895 Venkat, switch it on 2348 02:38:20,420 --> 02:38:21,978 Ria, how much should suction force be? 2349 02:38:22,180 --> 02:38:23,374 Not more than 0.5 2350 02:38:23,540 --> 02:38:24,416 Venkat, 0.5 2351 02:38:25,060 --> 02:38:25,458 Close it 2352 02:38:31,540 --> 02:38:32,814 Venkat, switch it off 2353 02:38:39,020 --> 02:38:40,373 Senthil, go near the table 2354 02:38:42,540 --> 02:38:45,100 Look at me, same way push the baby down 2355 02:38:45,900 --> 02:38:46,650 Like this 2356 02:38:48,620 --> 02:38:50,019 Venkat, switch it on 2357 02:38:50,340 --> 02:38:51,819 Okay...on 2358 02:38:52,660 --> 02:38:53,729 Come on Shwetha...push 2359 02:38:56,660 --> 02:38:57,456 Shwetha...push 2360 02:38:57,740 --> 02:38:59,139 Otherwise the baby is in danger 2361 02:39:02,980 --> 02:39:04,049 Baby's head is seen 2362 02:39:07,060 --> 02:39:08,049 Shwetha, push 2363 02:39:09,700 --> 02:39:10,416 Push...Shwetha...push 2364 02:39:25,900 --> 02:39:27,174 Venkat, off 2365 02:39:53,340 --> 02:39:54,978 Fix 2 clamps and cut the umbilical cord 2366 02:39:55,740 --> 02:39:57,219 Venkat, clip it 2367 02:39:57,660 --> 02:39:58,376 Give me the scissors 2368 02:40:00,260 --> 02:40:01,056 Careful 2369 02:40:03,340 --> 02:40:04,455 Right in the centre 2370 02:40:09,180 --> 02:40:11,489 Ria, why is the baby not crying? 2371 02:40:17,220 --> 02:40:20,496 Champ! Look at me 2372 02:40:20,820 --> 02:40:22,936 Pari, rub the baby's back 2373 02:40:28,380 --> 02:40:30,052 No, he isn't moving 2374 02:40:30,540 --> 02:40:31,973 Blow into the baby's mouth 2375 02:40:39,300 --> 02:40:39,857 Come on, champ 2376 02:40:42,100 --> 02:40:43,658 No movement at all, Ria 2377 02:40:49,180 --> 02:40:49,612 Oh God! 2378 02:40:51,940 --> 02:40:52,497 Ria.. 2379 02:41:08,300 --> 02:41:09,210 Don't cry, Shwetha 2380 02:41:09,740 --> 02:41:10,456 Say 'all is well' 2381 02:41:17,140 --> 02:41:18,493 He kicked! 2382 02:41:20,860 --> 02:41:23,852 What? -The baby kicked 2383 02:41:29,020 --> 02:41:30,089 All is well Say 'all is well' 2384 02:41:41,100 --> 02:41:41,816 All is well 2385 02:42:30,180 --> 02:42:32,136 lf Virus only said, 'l want my grandson to be an engineer' 2386 02:42:32,420 --> 02:42:34,058 ...l intended to knock him down with 1 solid kick to his intestines! 2387 02:42:34,900 --> 02:42:37,414 But Virus stunned us instead 2388 02:42:39,180 --> 02:42:39,976 Look at how he's kicking 2389 02:42:41,060 --> 02:42:42,288 Will you become a football player? 2390 02:42:43,260 --> 02:42:48,653 Follow your heart, my precious 2391 02:43:09,340 --> 02:43:09,772 Wait 2392 02:43:10,780 --> 02:43:11,371 Where are you off to? 2393 02:43:12,220 --> 02:43:13,130 l'm not finished with you 2394 02:43:14,300 --> 02:43:16,336 Do you remember that you asked me a question on your 1st day of college? 2395 02:43:17,460 --> 02:43:19,212 Why a pencil cannot be used in space? 2396 02:43:20,780 --> 02:43:23,453 lf the pencil's hook broke due to zero gravity 2397 02:43:23,700 --> 02:43:24,576 ...it will be orbiting there 2398 02:43:25,660 --> 02:43:27,457 There are chances of it poking someone's eye or nose 2399 02:43:27,940 --> 02:43:30,977 ...or it could damage any instrument 2400 02:43:31,540 --> 02:43:32,052 Do you know that? 2401 02:43:32,460 --> 02:43:33,176 You were wrong 2402 02:43:35,060 --> 02:43:38,450 You cannot be right all the time Understand? 2403 02:43:40,340 --> 02:43:40,977 Yes, sir 2404 02:43:44,500 --> 02:43:46,092 This is an important invention 2405 02:43:47,260 --> 02:43:47,692 Understand? 2406 02:43:49,100 --> 02:43:49,498 Yes, sir 2407 02:43:50,100 --> 02:43:54,013 My director told me, 'when you see an extraordinary student 2408 02:43:55,860 --> 02:43:57,737 ...give this to him' 2409 02:44:09,820 --> 02:44:11,776 Go and study 2410 02:44:13,980 --> 02:44:16,448 After you pass your exams go wherever you want to 2411 02:44:58,040 --> 02:45:00,395 Sir, 1 photo please 2412 02:45:22,480 --> 02:45:23,435 l clicked snaps 2413 02:45:23,960 --> 02:45:25,518 ... for those precious moments to always be in my casket of memories! 2414 02:45:27,720 --> 02:45:28,391 So emotionally charged 2415 02:45:28,960 --> 02:45:29,836 Whichever way we turned 2416 02:45:30,240 --> 02:45:31,992 ...laughter, screams ofjoy, woeful faces, tear-filled eyes, 2417 02:45:33,720 --> 02:45:34,675 needles in all our hearts for parting from our friends 2418 02:45:35,520 --> 02:45:37,954 We planned to meet at least once a year 2419 02:45:44,760 --> 02:45:47,718 l never thought that would be the last time l'd see Pari 2420 02:46:44,100 --> 02:46:44,612 Senthil 2421 02:46:59,620 --> 02:47:01,099 Only Pari can run a school like this 2422 02:47:03,220 --> 02:47:03,618 Where is Pari? 2423 02:47:04,420 --> 02:47:06,650 There's a wine shop in every street corner but can't find a toilet 2424 02:47:12,020 --> 02:47:13,169 Smile please 2425 02:47:13,380 --> 02:47:14,495 You can't click snaps of all this 2426 02:47:14,780 --> 02:47:15,815 Go away, kiddos 2427 02:47:16,260 --> 02:47:18,774 Sir, this is a wall Not a rest room 2428 02:47:19,260 --> 02:47:21,330 lf l get there l'll smash you 2 2429 02:47:21,820 --> 02:47:22,297 Get off 2430 02:47:39,420 --> 02:47:41,570 All this is Pari's antics He's somewhere close by 2431 02:47:41,900 --> 02:47:42,332 Come 2432 02:47:47,180 --> 02:47:48,169 Excuse me, sir 2433 02:47:48,580 --> 02:47:50,491 Do you know where Panchavan Parivendhan is? 2434 02:47:51,060 --> 02:47:51,936 Handsome guy 2435 02:47:52,540 --> 02:47:54,292 He'll forever be repeating 'all is well' 2436 02:47:54,540 --> 02:47:56,053 They used to call him Pappu when he was young 2437 02:47:56,500 --> 02:47:57,933 Cool...cool Come with me 2438 02:47:59,740 --> 02:48:00,695 Bro, where's Pari? 2439 02:48:04,180 --> 02:48:05,295 Venkat sir, look at these 2440 02:48:05,540 --> 02:48:07,019 He'll never miss any book of yours 2441 02:48:11,940 --> 02:48:13,453 Senthil sir, take a look 2442 02:48:14,020 --> 02:48:15,453 He checks your blog daily 2443 02:48:15,740 --> 02:48:17,537 He'll talk about your research with such pride to the kids here 2444 02:48:23,500 --> 02:48:24,376 Do you remember this helmet? 2445 02:48:24,900 --> 02:48:26,253 Yours? Got stolen, right? 2446 02:48:29,900 --> 02:48:32,460 Who are you? How do you know our names? 2447 02:48:32,980 --> 02:48:33,730 You still can't recognize me? 2448 02:48:35,780 --> 02:48:37,896 Millimeter has become centimeter now! 2449 02:48:39,660 --> 02:48:40,490 Millimeter!?! 2450 02:48:44,740 --> 02:48:45,411 Oi! Millimeter 2451 02:48:49,700 --> 02:48:51,213 How did you cross this many kilometers? 2452 02:48:51,500 --> 02:48:53,172 One day, l got a letter with a train ticket 2453 02:48:53,580 --> 02:48:55,138 Do you want to go to school? Jump into this train 2454 02:48:55,340 --> 02:48:55,817 l did just that! 2455 02:48:56,980 --> 02:48:58,618 He updated us with his flashback as short and sweet as a ThirukkuraL 2456 02:48:59,260 --> 02:49:00,056 Our Parianandha is pure gold! 2457 02:49:01,980 --> 02:49:02,617 Where is that incorrigible idiot?! 2458 02:49:12,900 --> 02:49:15,050 Atlee, operate this 2459 02:49:23,420 --> 02:49:26,093 You come in my dream daily in that same scooter 2460 02:49:27,140 --> 02:49:28,289 ...as my bride dressed in your wedding finery 2461 02:49:30,100 --> 02:49:33,217 You remove your helmet and come close to kiss me 2462 02:49:34,260 --> 02:49:35,534 Awwww...ouch! 2463 02:49:36,300 --> 02:49:37,892 At least you could have said bye to me before you left 2464 02:49:42,460 --> 02:49:43,051 Sorry 2465 02:49:45,500 --> 02:49:46,216 Are you married? 2466 02:49:46,900 --> 02:49:47,776 Marriage...? 2467 02:49:49,900 --> 02:49:50,491 Not yet 2468 02:49:51,340 --> 02:49:51,931 You? 2469 02:49:52,500 --> 02:49:53,057 More or less!!! 2470 02:49:53,860 --> 02:49:54,610 lncorrigible idiot?! 2471 02:49:58,660 --> 02:49:59,012 Then? 2472 02:50:00,500 --> 02:50:01,057 Then? 2473 02:50:02,300 --> 02:50:02,777 What else? 2474 02:50:04,580 --> 02:50:05,535 What... 2475 02:50:09,380 --> 02:50:10,449 Are you in love with someone? 2476 02:50:15,380 --> 02:50:15,812 Yes 2477 02:50:19,820 --> 02:50:20,332 Who? 2478 02:50:23,660 --> 02:50:24,376 Local Juliet!!! 2479 02:50:44,020 --> 02:50:45,851 Our noses didn't collide! 2480 02:50:47,140 --> 02:50:48,778 Yeah! That's right 2481 02:50:49,820 --> 02:50:50,457 Hey! Pari? 2482 02:50:52,820 --> 02:50:54,253 Hai Venkat! 2483 02:50:55,060 --> 02:50:57,528 Yeah now l'm crappy Venkat! l'll slipper you to shreds 2484 02:50:58,580 --> 02:50:59,012 l can explain 2485 02:51:00,140 --> 02:51:00,617 Don't bother 2486 02:51:01,620 --> 02:51:02,370 Senthil? 2487 02:51:06,100 --> 02:51:06,657 Catch him 2488 02:51:09,860 --> 02:51:10,895 Listen to me 2489 02:51:13,460 --> 02:51:14,176 Where all we hunted for you 2490 02:51:14,900 --> 02:51:15,730 Couldn't you make one single call?! 2491 02:51:17,060 --> 02:51:18,652 Did you come all this way to thrash me?! 2492 02:51:18,980 --> 02:51:20,971 4 blows on my behalf 2493 02:51:57,500 --> 02:51:59,809 Hey losers? Having fun, huh? 2494 02:52:00,740 --> 02:52:02,856 Hey! Silencer? 2495 02:52:03,140 --> 02:52:04,971 Panchavan Paaarivendhan 2496 02:52:05,220 --> 02:52:08,257 Greetings, school master Such a big shot you are 2497 02:52:08,940 --> 02:52:10,817 Village school teacher 2498 02:52:11,340 --> 02:52:14,252 A for apple B for ball, it seems 2499 02:52:16,340 --> 02:52:18,570 We boarded the same train, same day 2500 02:52:19,060 --> 02:52:21,415 But your train went in reverse 2501 02:52:22,700 --> 02:52:24,816 Engineer to school teacher 2502 02:52:26,260 --> 02:52:28,649 How much is your salary, Pari? Rs 5000? 2503 02:52:29,340 --> 02:52:30,455 That's just $100 2504 02:52:31,020 --> 02:52:34,376 My son's pocket money is much more than what you earn in a month 2505 02:52:35,140 --> 02:52:36,892 Don't be drama king Stop it 2506 02:52:37,340 --> 02:52:38,739 He is the one who over (re)acted! 2507 02:52:39,300 --> 02:52:43,179 ''l'll change the educational system l'll change the world'' he claimed 2508 02:52:43,700 --> 02:52:47,693 Now he's busy baby sitting A glorified nanny!! 2509 02:52:48,340 --> 02:52:49,978 Will you manhandle this low grade fellow or shall l? 2510 02:52:50,220 --> 02:52:50,811 Relax! 2511 02:52:51,020 --> 02:52:53,056 Didn't l tell you a decade ago 2512 02:52:53,460 --> 02:52:56,133 ...that you'll all cry and l'll have the last laugh!? 2513 02:53:01,620 --> 02:53:02,769 Sign here 2514 02:53:04,380 --> 02:53:07,452 Accept you lost and that l won 2515 02:53:07,820 --> 02:53:09,651 Declaration of defeat 2516 02:53:10,460 --> 02:53:12,769 Oi! He's come with an agreement 2517 02:53:14,340 --> 02:53:16,695 Hey! This is Virus's pen How did you get it? 2518 02:53:17,020 --> 02:53:17,816 Pinched it? 2519 02:53:20,900 --> 02:53:22,936 This is for winners Not for losers 2520 02:53:24,620 --> 02:53:27,817 Don't feel bad that you lost our bet 2521 02:53:28,140 --> 02:53:31,018 lf ever you need donation for your school 2522 02:53:31,580 --> 02:53:33,218 ...don't hesitate to call my assistant 2523 02:53:33,580 --> 02:53:34,012 Catch it 2524 02:53:34,820 --> 02:53:35,377 Funny guys! 2525 02:53:36,220 --> 02:53:38,529 A for apple B for ball 2526 02:53:41,740 --> 02:53:42,729 He hasn't changed one bit 2527 02:53:43,140 --> 02:53:44,368 Just ignore that low grade fellow 2528 02:53:45,580 --> 02:53:49,937 l am so relieved your name is not Panchavan Parivendhan 2529 02:53:50,660 --> 02:53:53,732 After we get married, imagine if l am called Mrs Parivendhan! 2530 02:53:56,180 --> 02:53:58,011 What's your real name? 2531 02:53:59,500 --> 02:54:00,410 Kosaksi Pasapugazh 2532 02:54:01,300 --> 02:54:01,857 Pasapugazh?!!! 2533 02:54:03,300 --> 02:54:04,813 Yes. -Ria Pasapugazh 2534 02:54:06,580 --> 02:54:07,296 Whaat?! Are you the scientist? 2535 02:54:08,860 --> 02:54:11,374 You have 400 patents? -Yes 2536 02:54:12,140 --> 02:54:13,858 l won't use this surname of yours after we are married 2537 02:54:14,500 --> 02:54:14,977 Don't get hyper 2538 02:54:15,740 --> 02:54:17,412 Are you Vatsan's Kosaksi Pasapugazh? 2539 02:54:17,820 --> 02:54:19,139 Japanese are searching for you? 2540 02:54:19,940 --> 02:54:21,817 Yeah...i think so 2541 02:54:22,380 --> 02:54:23,893 Whoever gave you such a tongue twister name?! 2542 02:54:25,260 --> 02:54:26,454 Are you a scientist or a teacher? 2543 02:54:28,220 --> 02:54:31,815 l'm a scientist But l also teach children 2544 02:54:32,460 --> 02:54:34,018 Are you the Kosaksi Pasupugazh? 2545 02:54:34,980 --> 02:54:36,208 Yeah...yeah 2546 02:54:39,100 --> 02:54:40,613 Hey! Silencer 2547 02:54:41,180 --> 02:54:41,851 Low grade fella!!! 2548 02:54:44,260 --> 02:54:45,090 Take that, huh? 2549 02:54:47,580 --> 02:54:49,138 Wait...l'll call him 2550 02:54:57,660 --> 02:54:58,490 Hey! Mr Pasapugazh? 2551 02:54:59,180 --> 02:55:01,091 ls it really you? l can't believe this 2552 02:55:02,220 --> 02:55:03,130 Sorry, Mr Vatsan 2553 02:55:03,460 --> 02:55:05,098 l cannot sign your company's contract 2554 02:55:06,420 --> 02:55:07,739 Why, sir? What happened? 2555 02:55:08,020 --> 02:55:11,217 How can l? You have my pen 2556 02:55:12,780 --> 02:55:14,577 Which pen do you mean? l don't get you 2557 02:55:15,060 --> 02:55:17,290 The one in your hand that belongs to Virus 2558 02:55:22,940 --> 02:55:23,975 Mr Pasapugazh 2559 02:55:25,540 --> 02:55:26,859 Hi Mr Vatsannnn! 2560 02:55:34,500 --> 02:55:36,456 A for Aappu(Wedge) B for bulb!! 2561 02:55:37,060 --> 02:55:38,379 K for Karpazhippu(rape)! 2562 02:55:43,900 --> 02:55:46,460 This is all common in friendship 2563 02:55:50,620 --> 02:55:51,689 That's a good one, huh? 2564 02:55:52,460 --> 02:55:54,371 l am completely floored, Pari 2565 02:55:54,940 --> 02:55:56,612 Sorry, Pasapugazh 2566 02:55:57,580 --> 02:56:01,493 l hope our problems won't hinder our deal 2567 02:56:02,340 --> 02:56:03,216 Hey Low grade fella! 2568 02:56:04,380 --> 02:56:05,369 Take that, huh? 2569 02:56:06,860 --> 02:56:08,134 l was justjoking, buddy 2570 02:56:08,380 --> 02:56:11,690 My inner heart always knew you'd be internationally acclaimed! 2571 02:56:13,980 --> 02:56:14,617 No...no 2572 02:56:14,940 --> 02:56:16,612 Really? l swear 2573 02:56:16,940 --> 02:56:19,374 Pari 100 Srivatsan 0 2574 02:56:19,980 --> 02:56:21,538 You win. l lose 2575 02:56:22,140 --> 02:56:22,970 You don't believe me 2576 02:56:25,820 --> 02:56:27,014 He dropped his bomb! 2577 02:56:28,860 --> 02:56:33,456 Boss! You are great Bless me 2578 02:56:35,780 --> 02:56:38,340 Kosaksi Pasapugazh Let's scoot 2579 02:56:47,060 --> 02:56:49,130 l'll lose my job l'm a family man 2580 02:56:50,580 --> 02:56:51,535 So true...Pari-anandha's pearls of wisdom 2581 02:56:52,140 --> 02:56:52,890 Don't go behind success 2582 02:56:53,340 --> 02:56:54,090 Hone your skills 2583 02:56:54,580 --> 02:56:56,457 Success will automatically follow http://english-subtitle.blogspot.in/ http://english-subtitle.blogspot.in/ http://english-subtitle.blogspot.in/ 191431