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Episode 23 God… Please give me a juice extractor

What were you thinking just now?

I made a wish

to the sky.

You even believe in this?

I suddenly had the idea.

Can you share it with me?

The wish

will not come true if you speak it out.

I like the peace here,

without any noise or disturbance.

There is a special sky

and lovely people.

I hope time

can stop at this moment.

If there is a limit,

I hope it is...

What is it?

You'll know at night.

The relationship between woodpecker and tree

is protection.

When we really concern

and care about someone,

we will want to protect him

instinctively,

to protect

all beautiful things on him.

Waiting

is something painful, right?

Pain

should be a part of love.

Thank you.

You like to watch the starry sky.

In my childhood,

every time

I felt lonely,

I would open the window

to look at the starry sky.

Then I would think the world

is so big that

I believed

someone was waiting for me

to watch the starry sky with me

in a corner of the world.

I had been

a materialist,

but now

I'm willing to believe

I will meet

who I should meet.

Now I will officially answer it.

That night,

it wasn't a dream

or illusion.

That scene

was true.

Hello?

So exciting?

It turns out my competitor

is not among these guests.

Why do you stare at Sister Ding?

Is she your girlfriend?

As expected.

A piece of shit.

It's not about how you could do to make it good.

No matter what you do,

you can't do it well.

How is it?

Have you made a decision?

Well, have a pleasant cooperation.

Let me.

Thank you!

So you will leave now.

Could you stay for several more days?

If we stay longer,

it will get dark.

Sister, will you come again?

Of course I will.

Xiaotian, you should go on with drawing,

OK?

You should eat less.

Thank you for your care over these two days.

Don't mention it.

All items have been loaded.

Get into the car.

I am off.

Bye bye! See you! Bye!

See you next time! Take care!

Bye bye! See you!

I am leaving. Bye bye!

-Bye bye! -See you later!

Come to pay a visit when you are free.

OK.

-Bye bye! -Bye bye!

Just as the saying goes, things will mend themselves

and willows cluster darkly, blossoms shine with another village ahead.

When I was thinking that I am done,

and wouldn't stand a chance,

I suddenly saw the

graffti on the wall.

It enlightened me out of a sudden.

As a result,

the ginkgo show window

you see now came into being.

Such a wonderful story

turned out to be behind all this.

Behind-the-scenes are always more wonderful

than what is happening on the stage.

I am thirsty.

Though I don't know

the relationship between

Mr. Mao and the tree,

the relationship between woodpecker and tree

is protection.

When we really concern

and care about someone,

we will want to protect him

instinctively,

to protect

all beautiful things on him.

I shared my story with you

because I also saw

a tree

in your heart.

Hello?

Hey!

Ding Xiaorou, you are dead meat!

Why didn't you contact me

after you came back?

Sasa.

So you still remember me.

Hurry! Hurry to the cafe.

I arrived home late yesterday.

So I thought I'd go to see you today.

Cut the crap!

Listen,

Mingzhu has very important news

to announce.

What is its level?

Nuclear bomb level.

Here is the ice cream.

So you still remember to come back?

We thought

you eloped.

I think at this moment,

you should confess

what happened to you to us initiatively.

Right. Right.

What could happen to me?

You and Chi Xin

have been to that faraway place.

What did you do there?

Tell us quickly.

It's nothing.

Chi Xin went there to help me with the show window.

Mr. Mao appointed him.

I didn't ask him to go with me.

Besides, now Chi Xin and I

are good friends and neighbors.

While you are talking,

you look to the right unconsciously.

This suggests that you are lying.

Moreover, how could there be pure friendship

between a man and a woman?

What are the theories

you two talked about?

I learned them from the American TV dramas.

You used to

watch South Korean TV dramas, didn't you?

Why did your taste change so much

after you fall in love with Zhen Zheng.

You are in no position to say this about me.

You yourself have come to

the point of

watching the American Horror Story.

Don't you feel scared

watching it alone?

I have nothing to fear.

Don't try to be brave.

I think you should

turn eyes away from Xiaorou

and give considerations to

your own issue.

We'll see.

Mingzhu,

Sasa told me

you have news of the nuclear bomb level

to announce.

I thought about the nuclear-bomb-level news

for quite a while.

Could it be that...

The news I am going to announce is

I

am going to

get

married.

Come on.

Come on, come on.

Don't let me eat sweet food.

I like the sweet food least.

I am studying the new taste.

If you don't eat it, who else will?

Come on!

I am not asking you to eat me.

You only need to eat the ice cream.

Why are you annoyed?

I have expected that

after I fell in love,

I would go to watch a movie

or have a candlelight dinner

to experience the romance.

I didn't expect that after I became your girlfriend,

what I got is only overtime work.

What do you think you are doing?

Can't I complain a bit?

I just

complained that you work overtime,

so that you can't spend time with me.

I just think that

every day

you stay up late without doing any sports.

Now you don't want to eat the desserts, either.

How will it be like if your body collapses?

Look!

This seems to be not easy to wash.

Take it off. I will give it a rubbing.

Mingzhu.

What?

Let's get married.

Well, are you,

are you proposing to me?

If so, you are not showing too much sincerity.

Please say yes.

What?

He got you to agree to get married with him

with an ice cream.

That ice cream is super big.

Moreover, it is not...

The point is that

he dislikes sweet food very much.

I don't know why.

My heart softened and I said yes.

See?

The power of love

caused people to lose their sanity.

One box of ice cream could

make our beautiful Mingzhu

to agree to be one man's bride.

Waiter, give me a dozen more.

Let me tell you,

a patient came to me this week.

He is very good at

the tarot reading and things alike.

It is said that he can predict

who is your Mr. Right.

His prediction is quite efficacious.

Therefore, I especially

asked him for his contact.

Sasa,

could you introduce him to me?

It can't be true that you also believe this.

I will give it a try in an unserious manner.

A desperate man will try anything.

Sasa,

you are my best sister.

You can't fold your hands and watch me sink.

Now you call me a sister.

After you were back from your business trip,

you didn't bring me any special local product.

I was in a hurry this time.

Then how about this?

I will give you a chance

to make it up to me.

I heard you had made a lot of money this time.

I want a gift.

No problem. It is just a gift.

I will buy it for you.

I want one, too.

No problem.

I want an expensive one.

There is no ceiling on the budget.

Well, let me think twice.

I have three requirements,

that is, the location being good, the lighting being good

and immediate occupancy.

Then it is the right thing

for you to come to us.

We have the best resources in this area.

Come, I will take you to have a look.

OK.

It meets your requirements very much.

It has ideal daylighting.

The location is too remote.

Is there the golden location?

It is located in the golden area,

enjoys the most convenient traffic,

has complete equipment and allows you to move in immediately.

The space is too small.

It is not enough for me.

OK. Let's see another.

It is located on a patch of land that is as valuable as gold.

It boasts convenient traffic

as well as comfortable and pleasant environment.

How do you like it?

Could you increase your budge a bit?

It is confusing to me news stopped to come from you suddenly.

I have been worrying that something happened to you.

After browsing the Moments Xiaorou posted on Wechat, I found it out that

you are living a happy life.

It is not as happy as you think it is.

It is more tiring than work.

Stop it, Boss.

Your photo sold you out.

It is for you

for fear that you will worry about me.

I inform you of my being safe through it.

You looked to the right.

You lied.

From whom did you learn this?

From my dear Mingzhu.

She learned it from the American TV dramas.

Your dear Mingzhu!

Your dear Mingzhu

almost becomes your ideological guide.

Boss, this is beyond your knowledge.

This is the power of love.

Don't talk about me all the time.

How have you been recently?

I've been quite good.

You looked to the right.

I know

it has something to do with that person Tong.

I know your competence.

Boss,

as a matter of fact,

that person Tong

is not worthy of my serious consideration.

It is only that you left suddenly.

This undermined my confidence.

This is exactly a good chance to temper your ability.

You proposed to Mingzhu not long ago.

At this critical moment, you can't be impulsive.

OK.

Have you figure out

what to do next?

Do you still remember

the nickname you gave me?

It is Perpetual Motion Machine of Dream.

Right.

How can the perpetual motion machine stop?

This time,

I will work for myself.

Hello?

Boss! Boss!

Do you like the money tree

or the lucky bamboo?

Neither of them is necessary.

I have thought it over.

We will help you with your moving.

Then let's throw a house-warming party.

I will not move.

I will only

change my office environment.

I know you well.

Where you work

will be your home.

You may come after I am done here.

That's it for the time being.

When will I finish the packing and all that?

From being a master,

there are still 9,900 hours to go for Xiaorou.

I know you well.

Where you work

will be your home.

It has the French window

and faces south.

One can move into it directly with no need to pay the rent.

In case of network outage, one can get access to others' WiFi for free.

It's good.

Ding Xiaorou,

are you planning to eat dirt for the second half of the year?

Why did you ask me this?

I dare to buy it. You dare not accept it?

Why daren't I accept it?

I have made up my mind

to share my fortune with my sisters.

Moreover, Mingzhu

is getting married soon.

I am thinking about

whether to give her

a good gift.

So I am gaining some advantage from her, right?

Hello, both of you ladies!

What can I do for you?

Hello!

We'd like that kind of collarbone chain necklace.

Do you have anything in a chic

and beautiful style?

Yes, we do.

These several types of necklaces

all conform to your requirements.

I think they are very beautiful.

Yes, they are beautiful.

How do you think of them? They are quite chic.

I want the red one,

which is a symbol of fire-like enthusiasm.

Then I want the blue one.

How about Mingzhu?

Pink suits her.

It is sure that she will like it.

OK.

Please pack them all for me.

OK. Please wait for a moment.

Having someone to pay for the things I buy make me feel so good.

My heart aches so much.

I earn all this money

by working day by day with my dexterous hands.

Right. Right. Right.

Why are the hands

holding the scalpels

so different from

the hands holding the craft knives?

Stop being loquacious.

Now it's time for you to disclose

that friend of you

who practices divination.

I have made an appointment for you.

It is at 3 o'clock in the afternoon.

=Why is the feeling of loving someone so amazing?=

=Maybe you put a spell on me.=

=I am a popular girl,=

=but here's=

=my number.=

=Call me, maybe you'll be close to me.=

=I just can't believe that=

=you're here.=

=I just want to make you stay.=

=You're making my heart go crazy.=

=Now tell me tell me=

=we are into something.=

So Mr. soothsayer,

do you mean

I actually

don't lack admirers.

As a matter of fact,

you are a very charming person.

Unknowingly,

you can attract the attention of men.

What hinders your luck in love affairs

is actually yourself.

There is one person in your heart.

For your own reason,

you are unwilling to get close to him

or can't get close to him.

I hope you can open yourself

to more possibilities

and open the gate of your heart.

In this way, it will be possible for you

to know more people

and to have more choices.

Happiness of love

will surely visit you by then.

Is that all?

Thank you!

Mr. Soothsayer,

now it's my turn, right?

I just want to say a little.

All in all,

I have built

that tree

and I put it up beautifully.

So Boss is very satisfied with me.

Then he

told me that story.

It is the story about Lili.

After I listened to the story,

I got to

feel confused like now.

I just want to know

what that tree symbolizes.

Who is that person in my heart

that I am waiting for?

The story is wonderful.

But you just made an appointment

lasting for half an hour.

Now time is over.

Half an hour?

Mr. Soothsayer,

I will pay you another ten yuan. Can we chat a little longer?

How about this?

Next time when you come to me for an operation,

I will offer you a discount.

Mr. Soothsayer,

she didn't mean that.

She just wanted to

express her kindly feelings.

She, she didn't mean that.

No, I didn't.

I can't

extend the time.

How about this, Miss Ding?

Based on your actual conditions,

I have a type of wonderful solution

that is very suitable for you.

What is this?

As long as you

answer all these questions honestly,

you will find

who on earth the person

in your heart is.

Considering it's lucky

for us to meet here,

I will offer you

a discount of 50%.

So magical!

Mr. Soothsayer,

can I buy one and get one for free?

Do I still have time

to have back the gifts?

Why did you say this?

I just got a feeling that

we were deceived after paying him?

Give it a shot

and it will not cause you any losses.

How about your trying it first?

Maybe it will be efficacious.

I will pass.

All right.

I must be off. I have business to attend to.

Bye bye!

Bye bye!

I am leaving.

Doctor Nan,

please take in reliable patients next time.

OK?

Got you.

Coming!

Boss!

Why are you here?

Xin,

this is

the second half of my life.

What puzzling remarks are you making?

Is it because you have watched too many TV dramas?

So you also want to make one drama yourself.

After we chatted last time,

I quit my job.

I have made up my mind

to start a business with you.

This card shows my determination.

I am not like you.

You have Plan B, but I don't.

Since you resigned,

I have been thinking about

what on earth the significance of

working hard is.

I have brooded on it for a couple of days.

But I failed to find the answer.

Then Mingzhu

put marriage on the agenda.

This made me realize that

I can give her nothing.

Put it simply,

I want to give Mingzhu a happy life.

Therefore, I want to work hard

and start a business with you.

Xin,

as long as you don't abandon me,

I will stick with you through thick and thin.

If we succeed,

we will take the world into our hands.

If we fail,

it will not be a big deal.

We can start from the scratch again.

Thank you, brother.

Based on your actual conditions,

I have a type of wonderful solution

that is very suitable for you.

As long as you answer

all these questions honestly,

you will find

who on earth the person

in your heart is.

Today you have kept

eating the ice cream.

I don't know why

I can't stop eating

the ice cream.

It suggests that there is something on your mind.

Mingzhu,

what is the feeling exactly

when you love someone?

You are still brooding over this?

Didn't Sasa bring you

to see a friend of her

for the tarot divination?

She did.

But the Soothsayer is not reliable at all.

Among us, you are the only one in a love relationship.

I'd better ask for your advice

face to face.

This is quite a philosophical question.

I can't

answer you without any charge.

Here is the marriage gift I bought for

you and Zheng.

If you want it,

you should teach all your learning in your life

to me initiatively.

You asked so suddenly.

From where should I start my talk?

Tell me about you and Zheng.

Speaking of him,

I owed him in the previous life.

As a matter of fact,

I used to think

I need man

who is like an ice cream cone machine

and can bring me sweetness.

But after I

fell in love with him,

I found that

I need a juicing machine.

He is the only person

that can throw all the emotions

weighing on my mind

into the juicing machine

and stir them up.

Then he makes my pleasure, happiness, sadness and anger

into juice of sourness, sweetness, bitterness and spiciness.

These are the various tastes of life

and of love as well.

For example, Zhen Zheng is the only person

who stole my heart.

But to speak frankly,

Zhen Zheng is totally different

from my Mr. Right

I have imagined.

Therefore,

you fall in love with someone

for no reason.

Boss,

I just got on board.

Could we

go out for celebration?

I have no money.

Well, even if you have no money,

since this is the first day of my working with you,

we can't eat this.

Welcome to be on board.

Anyway,

you set up the company.

You picked up your dream.

In other aspects,

you should also make efforts.

Can this piece of ham

shut you up?

Let' make an oral agreement.

When I get married,

you must be my best man.

If a best man is more handsome than the bridegroom,

he will steal the show.

You can't steal my show,

because I ate this ham.

Is it like that?

Look at the cost budget.

OK.

I used to think that

I need a man

who is like an ice cream cone machine

and can bring me wetness.

But after I

fell in love with him,

I found that

I need a juicing machine.

The person you really love

is supposed to be able to

take out all your emotions

from your mind.

Take away all your emotions?

It is so mystic.

What's the big deal about this?

=Maybe you put a spell on me.=

What can this reveal?

=Call me, maybe you'll be close to me.=

=I just can't believe that=

=you're here.=

=I just want to make you stay.=

=You're making my heart go crazy.=

=Now tell me tell me=

=we are into something.=

Forget it! Forget it!

This kind of test is a total lie.

It can't be believed.

=Tell me all your feelings and=

=don't need to worry.=

=Look at me, baby.=

=I'll hear your story.=

I can't believe

this kind of deceptive test.

For the time being, it seems that

the discomfort of your heart

is because you have eaten two much desserts

this week.

Thank you, doctor!

Does this suggest

I am fine?

Miss, don't hurry to get worries.

Look!

We have pulled the

heartbeat record

of this week

from your bracelet.

We found something unusual.

What is the problem?

Look!

Your heartbeat record

of this week shows

great fluctuations.

For normal people,

the heartbeat rate is around 100.

Look at your heartbeats of this week.

It reached 150 many times

and sometimes even made it to 180.

This is a problem.

See for yourself.

You should pay attention in the coming days.

Have a look at the record

at 20:21

on the evening of May 5!

Think about the reason by yourself.

At that time,

were you feel uncomfortable

as you are doing today?

Then at 9:10 a.m.

and 10: 27 a.m.

of May 7

as well as at 21: 35 p.m.

of May 7,

at 18: 10 p.m.

of May 7

and 22: 08 p.m.

on the evening of May 8,

your heartbeats

have reached

168

and 172 respectively.

So the person I have been waiting for

is really him.

Ding Xiaorou.

Why is he here?

Open the door.

I heard you are in there.

Ding Xiaorou.

If you ae innocent,

you will fear nothing.

Why do you open my door?

Why didn't you open the door?

What do you want?

I came to fetch my

table cloth.

What's wrong with you?

You are acting weird today.

It's none of your business.

Fetch your table cloth

and you can leave.

I still have to get back to creation.

You must have lost your mind.

Oh, god!

Ding Xiaorou, what is the matter with you?

Hello, Zheng Ze.

Xiaorou, can you come to the company now?

Now I have a new show window

and need you to decorate it.

At this moment?

Right now.

But it is a bit late now.

It won't make a difference.

You can see it as an order.

I am not allowed to eat ice cream.

Now I can't even take a bite at the noodles.

It is strange.

The direction of five o'clock.

=My promise to you.=

=My promise to you.=

How could he be the one?

I was angry with him at the first sight.

He is always acting in an overbearing manner.

He is a domineering person

especially when he pulls his bow tie.

He also has obsessive-compulsive disorder.

When the stickers on the fridge is askew,

he must put it upright.

He lives in a world

that totally different from mine.

Well, what's more,

he gave me the daffodil seeds

and told me to eat them as garlic.

I was almost poisoned to death.

He likes lecturing people very much.

Once he talks, he gives lessons.

I must have done something bad in eight lives

to meet him.

How can I like him?

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