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♪ Just take those old records
off the shelf ♪
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♪ I'll sit and listen to 'em... ♪
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I called 1986 my Tom Cruise Year
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because it's when I became
a latchkey kid,
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like Tom Cruise in "Risky Business."
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So, now, this is gonna be
a big responsibility.
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Every day after school,
while Mommy and I are at work,
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you guys are gonna be alone.
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What do you do if someone brings
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a bag full of kittens to the front door?
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I'd tell them to go away.
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Kidnapped!
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You shouldn't do anything,
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or else they'll know you're there.
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- Love you.
- Yeah. Okay.
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While we are gone, Rainbow's in charge.
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Okay, Dad.
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No. I'm serious.
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I'm serious, too.
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♪ In the mix ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, they keep trying ♪
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♪ But they can't stop us ♪
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♪ 'Cause we got a love ♪
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♪ That keeps rising up ♪
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♪ In the mix ♪
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♪ Life turns around ♪
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♪ 'Round and 'round it goes ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up world ♪
♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up ♪
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♪ And that's for sure ♪
♪ Mixed-up ♪
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♪ In the mix ♪
♪ Baby ♪
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♪ We're gonna get by ♪
♪ We're gonna ♪
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♪ On our own, side by side ♪
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♪ Love's all we need to be free ♪
♪ Lo-o-o-ve is all ♪
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♪ I got you, you got me ♪
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♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪
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♪ I-I-In the mix ♪
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♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪
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♪ I-I-In the mix-ish ♪
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My mom was also having a big year
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because she made partner,
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like Tom Cruise in "The Firm."
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Except she was doing everything he did
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in high heels.
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Oh.
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Alicia Johnson's office.
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Sis, is that your phone voice
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or your "I'm a partner, but they
didn't let me get a secretary" voice?
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Because both are sad.
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Alicia's not here right now.
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Can I take a message?
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I know it's still you, Alicia.
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Also, can I use y'all car this week?
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It's not a big deal
that I don't have a secretary.
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I just started as a partner,
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and I'm sure we'll be looking
for candidates
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in the very near future.
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Do all the other partners have one?
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Because the first thing
I would do is get a secretary!
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Mm. Objection! Sustained!
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Overruled!
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You out of order!
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You guilty!
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Actually, the first thing you would have
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is a law degree,
and you don't have that.
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Or your own towels.
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You got eight towels for five people.
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Santi little. She don't need her own.
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All I'm saying is,
being a partner is wasted on you
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because you let too much stuff slide!
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And that's the slippery slope
to disrespect.
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Today after I clocked out at work,
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they tried to ask me
to check this ticking bag.
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You think I let that slide? Nope.
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That's why I've been
on an extended lunch
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since yesterday.
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If you're being disrespected,
why don't you find another job?
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Because I'm trying to get fired.
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You don't get unemployment if you quit.
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Well, I'm not trying
to get fired from my job.
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In fact, I'm trying to be an example
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for people who come after me.
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An example of being disrespected.
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No.
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I know how to choose my battles.
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Maybe you need to let me
pick your battles for you.
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The trick is to raise your voice
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before the other person even
realizes you're in an argument.
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Which maybe you would understand
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if you would listen
to your older sister!
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See how good that just worked?
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I know this is a big day
for all of us...
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a little bit more for me than
for you, since I'm in charge.
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But if Nickelodeon
has taught us anything,
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it's that all kids
should voice opinions.
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So I'm gonna let you both
have a say in things.
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Starting with snack.
What do we all have a taste for?
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I want Black people hot salad.
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I don't know how to make
collard greens, Santi.
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And that's not really a snack.
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Let's come up with something
we all want.
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I know what I want.
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For you to not be in charge.
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Ooh! I'll have the same!
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Come on, guys!
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We're all in this together, right?
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Wrong.
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I was very wrong.
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What did you do to my clothes?!
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I did you a favor.
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In my sister's defense,
she did invent fringe.
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Check it out!
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Johan!
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Aah!
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One down, one to go.
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The thing about the '80s
was that a lot of workplaces
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were more like boys' clubs than offices.
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Which means, as the only Black woman,
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sometimes they treated my mom
less like a partner
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and more like she didn't exist.
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Thanks for putting that out.
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Sorry. Didn't realize you were pregnant.
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Did you guys see the
Lakers-Celtics game last night?
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Oh, yeah, I love the Celtics.
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Los Angeles is too, uh...
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"street."
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Check it out. The Lakers roster.
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When racism like this happens,
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every Black person asks themselves
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what are they gonna do about it.
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And my mom's decision...
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to walk right out of that meeting.
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Like I'm gonna stick around
for that nonsense.
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Yard sale here!
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Hey there! You look like a man
who's married to a size six.
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Griff?
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Holy heck. Paul Jackson?!
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I haven't seen you since high school!
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I haven't seen you
since high school, either.
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Yeah, that... that's how that works.
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How... How's it going?
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Oh. All good, man.
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- Just having a little yard sale.
- Yeah.
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You, uh, want some women's clothing?
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I'm good.
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Or, uh... Or wedding china?
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Oh, oh!
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Do you want to buy a used wedding ring?
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Oh, man.
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It's almost a whole carat.
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Is... everything okay?
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Oh, everything is better than okay.
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You want to see
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what selling a lifetime
of cherished memories can buy?
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Come on.
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Oh! Oh, wow!
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Your kids must love this!
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They haven't seen it.
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We only do supervised visits
at the McDonald's playground.
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So, yeah.
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Oh, is that your bass from our band?
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It certainly is.
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Unfortunately,
Shelley snapped all my strings.
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But...
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might you remember this?
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♪ Boo-doom-doom-doom,
boom-boom-boom-bee ♪
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♪ Doo-doo-doo-dee, doo-doo-doo-bum-bum ♪
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♪ Bee-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪
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Uh, do I remember our most popular song?
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Yes, I do.
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♪ Chicka-chicka-ba, ka-gee, ka-gee ♪
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♪ Gapa-jubba-jiba, ja-ba-ba-ba-choo ♪
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They did this for 45 minutes.
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Ha! Yeah!
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What time is it? It's got to be late.
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I got to get home 'cause
my dad's coming over for dinner.
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He's still alive?
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Yeah.
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He did not like me.
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Well, you lost your virginity
in his Cadillac.
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All I had was a hatchback,
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and I wanted to make my girlfriend
feel like the lady she was.
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Okay.
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In my defense, I feel like
I did way worse things to him.
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That's right. He did hate you.
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My dad and granddad had
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a one-sided competitive relationship.
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I'm proud of you for not having
just wine coolers.
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You're finally peeing
with the toilet seat up.
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Gotcha!
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Real funny, Dad.
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Ha-ha! Dumbass!
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And this was my dad's chance
to get even with him.
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What are you doing tonight?
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Hey, Mr. J!
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Ohh.
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Griff?
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What is he doing here?
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Listen here, you little...
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Hey, Dad.
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Gotcha.
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I told you.
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Oh, w-what are you gonna do?
You gonna leave?
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- Aw.
- I'm just messing around!
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Yeah, just like I was in your Caddy.
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Yes!
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That went well.
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You want to stay for dinner?
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Oh, yeah, totally.
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I've been eating Triscuits all week.
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Mmm! Thanks, guys.
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Never had soul food before.
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That was Chinese.
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So, Griff, uh, we have
a little family tradition
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where we ask how did we
change the world today.
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I'll go first!
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I have nothing to report.
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Johan got no head injuries,
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and I like wearing my shirt like this.
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Thank you, Rainbow.
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Okay, I don't want to jump the line,
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but you got to hear what I did.
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So, picture this.
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I'm in the conference room
when one of the partners
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pulls out a matchbook
and makes a very racist joke.
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- Mnh.
- So, here's the best part.
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I pick up all my belongings
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and I walk right out the door.
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And?
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And I didn't come back.
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Wow.
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So you just left
for the rest of the day?
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Oh, no, I came back
when the meeting started.
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But they got the message
loud and clear...
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"Alicia Johnson is not gonna
stick around for that nonsense."
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I said that.
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Wow. Who'd you say that to?
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Myself.
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So, when you came back, they apologized?
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N-No. Unh-unh.
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Did they stop telling
those type of jokes?
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No. They really went after
one of our Polish clients.
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But, you know, not my battle, so...
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So you let it slide.
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Mom, do you always
let things like this slide?
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No!
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I'm surviving.
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I don't think you guys get it.
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Okay, let me take it from the top again.
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- So, I'm in the conference room, right?
- Alicia.
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We get it.
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You're not the strong, silent type...
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just the silent type.
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And that's when my mom wondered,
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"Did I do the right thing?"
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Which Tom Cruise probably
wondered after "Vanilla Sky."
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You think Rosa Parks would have
been more or less of a hero
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had she gotten up
and just walked off that bus?
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In my defense, we don't know for sure
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if she was even protesting,
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because she didn't change what she did.
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Rosa just got on a bus
and stayed on a bus.
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00:09:54,236 --> 00:09:57,738
Is that what we doing now?
Slandering civil rights icons?
263
00:09:57,849 --> 00:09:59,549
No.
264
00:09:59,651 --> 00:10:01,718
In my head, I was just
trying to show everyone
265
00:10:01,786 --> 00:10:03,086
they couldn't tear me down.
266
00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:06,222
I told you, letting that stuff
slide is a slippery slope.
267
00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:08,524
You have got to demand their respect.
268
00:10:08,593 --> 00:10:09,826
I hear you.
269
00:10:09,928 --> 00:10:11,627
Looking back on all the racist jokes
270
00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:13,930
I pretended not to hear.
271
00:10:14,032 --> 00:10:16,399
Even just the knock-knock jokes.
272
00:10:16,501 --> 00:10:19,035
Trust me, you don't want to know
who's there.
273
00:10:19,137 --> 00:10:20,336
I'm not gonna tell you what to do,
274
00:10:20,438 --> 00:10:21,871
but I'm gonna tell you what to do.
275
00:10:21,973 --> 00:10:23,473
You need to be more like me.
276
00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:26,976
Maybe you're right.
277
00:10:27,078 --> 00:10:29,112
I'm gonna take a page out of your book.
278
00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:30,913
- No more offensive jokes.
- All right.
279
00:10:31,016 --> 00:10:32,715
No more talking over me in meetings.
280
00:10:32,817 --> 00:10:35,184
No more telling me I look
exactly like Whitney Houston.
281
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,352
Yes!
282
00:10:36,421 --> 00:10:37,820
Well, since you finally
taking my advice,
283
00:10:37,922 --> 00:10:39,655
I have a few things I want to bring up.
284
00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:41,290
Let's start with your parenting.
285
00:10:41,393 --> 00:10:43,126
Santi... that girl need a whuppin'.
286
00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:45,762
Rainbow... also need a whuppin',
but not by you.
287
00:10:45,864 --> 00:10:47,263
And Johan, his headline...
288
00:10:47,332 --> 00:10:49,399
you need to get rid
of those furry toilet seats
289
00:10:49,501 --> 00:10:51,167
until he gets his aim better.
290
00:10:52,804 --> 00:10:54,003
Nasty!
291
00:10:56,775 --> 00:10:58,608
After failing at my first attempt,
292
00:10:58,710 --> 00:11:00,543
I decided to take a tougher approach
293
00:11:00,645 --> 00:11:01,911
with my brother and sister.
294
00:11:02,013 --> 00:11:03,046
What's for snack?
295
00:11:03,148 --> 00:11:05,181
I don't smell
any Black people hot salad.
296
00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:09,185
No, we're having applesauce,
and you're going to like it.
297
00:11:10,455 --> 00:11:12,822
You better take some
of that bass out your voice.
298
00:11:12,924 --> 00:11:14,323
Unh-unh.
299
00:11:14,392 --> 00:11:15,958
I'm tired of this being a kids' club.
300
00:11:16,061 --> 00:11:17,927
You're gonna start
listening to me around here.
301
00:11:18,029 --> 00:11:20,263
I'm a big sister. I'm not your equal.
302
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,432
So whatever I say goes, goes.
303
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,506
Are you cutting my pants?!
304
00:11:30,575 --> 00:11:32,308
Shorts now.
305
00:11:32,410 --> 00:11:33,476
I give up.
306
00:11:33,545 --> 00:11:36,012
Aah!
307
00:11:37,015 --> 00:11:38,681
Why do I keep doing that?
308
00:11:39,651 --> 00:11:41,384
Why do you keep surviving?
309
00:11:46,891 --> 00:11:48,458
I'm still on my two-day lunch break,
310
00:11:48,526 --> 00:11:49,625
so I figured I'd come check in
311
00:11:49,727 --> 00:11:51,561
and see how you're doing being me.
312
00:11:51,663 --> 00:11:52,895
It must not be going too well,
313
00:11:52,997 --> 00:11:55,264
because I would never wear that shirt.
314
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,933
Actually, it's going great.
315
00:11:57,001 --> 00:11:59,068
I walked into Harrison's office
this morning
316
00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:01,003
and demanded I get a secretary.
317
00:12:01,106 --> 00:12:03,039
I'm starting
to interview people tomorrow.
318
00:12:03,108 --> 00:12:04,674
Did you get really loud, like I said?!
319
00:12:04,776 --> 00:12:06,309
I got really loud, just like you said!
320
00:12:06,411 --> 00:12:08,077
Go on with your bad self.
321
00:12:08,179 --> 00:12:10,480
Hey, just wanna let you know
me and the rest of the partners
322
00:12:10,582 --> 00:12:12,014
are taking our meeting off-campus.
323
00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:16,252
Wait. You're... having
a partners meeting without me?
324
00:12:16,354 --> 00:12:17,353
It's not your scene.
325
00:12:20,258 --> 00:12:21,124
Unh-unh.
326
00:12:21,226 --> 00:12:23,559
I am tired of this boys' club.
327
00:12:23,661 --> 00:12:25,094
You're going to include me
328
00:12:25,163 --> 00:12:27,463
in everything that happens around here.
329
00:12:27,565 --> 00:12:29,599
I'm a partner! I'm your equal!
330
00:12:29,701 --> 00:12:32,869
So wherever you go, I go.
331
00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:35,605
Great! Meeting's at
Chubbies Gentlemen's Club.
332
00:12:35,707 --> 00:12:36,739
See you there.
333
00:12:38,443 --> 00:12:39,775
Yes, I will see you there.
334
00:12:39,878 --> 00:12:41,410
Pow!
335
00:12:41,513 --> 00:12:43,846
What have I gotten myself into?
336
00:12:48,753 --> 00:12:49,652
Whoa!
337
00:12:49,754 --> 00:12:51,654
Hey, uh, I'm not interrupting, am I?
338
00:12:51,723 --> 00:12:53,623
Uh, anyway, I was in the neighborhood,
339
00:12:53,725 --> 00:12:56,592
and I just wanted to stop by
to apologize
340
00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:58,928
for getting us off on the wrong foot.
341
00:12:58,997 --> 00:13:01,864
Oh. That's mighty big of you,
Mr. Jackson.
342
00:13:01,966 --> 00:13:03,366
Can I call you Harrison?
343
00:13:03,468 --> 00:13:04,734
I'm gonna call you Harrison.
344
00:13:04,836 --> 00:13:06,369
Sure. Great. Whatever.
345
00:13:06,471 --> 00:13:09,605
Uh, and I want to congratulate
you on restoring a friendship
346
00:13:09,674 --> 00:13:12,742
that will bring your life
back in balance.
347
00:13:12,844 --> 00:13:14,076
What do you mean?
348
00:13:14,145 --> 00:13:17,113
Well, I mean you teach at MLK High,
349
00:13:17,215 --> 00:13:18,447
you got your family...
350
00:13:18,516 --> 00:13:20,283
you need a little salt in your pepper.
351
00:13:21,352 --> 00:13:23,052
A white friend.
352
00:13:23,154 --> 00:13:25,054
And this guy is really white.
353
00:13:26,157 --> 00:13:27,690
No, he is not.
354
00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:30,026
Well! Celtics fan.
355
00:13:30,128 --> 00:13:32,161
Larry the Legend. Your favorite, huh?
356
00:13:32,263 --> 00:13:33,496
Oh, yeah, totally.
357
00:13:33,598 --> 00:13:35,965
I-I also got new guy on the Jazz.
358
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:38,601
Oh, yeah. Love Stockton.
359
00:13:38,703 --> 00:13:41,404
White, like all jazz should be.
360
00:13:41,506 --> 00:13:44,740
Oh, here we go. The King!
361
00:13:44,842 --> 00:13:46,542
You know, some people say
he stole rock 'n' roll,
362
00:13:46,644 --> 00:13:48,211
but, um...
363
00:13:48,313 --> 00:13:51,147
us white guys
obviously don't feel that way.
364
00:13:51,249 --> 00:13:51,981
Dad?
365
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,816
Mm-hmm?
366
00:13:53,918 --> 00:13:55,484
I see what you're doing here.
367
00:13:55,553 --> 00:13:57,653
Game on.
368
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,590
♪ Don't listen to my dad ♪
369
00:14:01,859 --> 00:14:03,526
♪ He's just trying to make me mad ♪
370
00:14:04,996 --> 00:14:06,529
♪ Ain't got no woman ♪
371
00:14:07,665 --> 00:14:09,332
♪ Almost lost his son ♪
372
00:14:10,335 --> 00:14:12,501
♪ And I heard his first wife ♪
373
00:14:12,604 --> 00:14:14,670
♪ Was a lesbian ♪
374
00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:16,672
♪ He's got the blues ♪
375
00:14:18,276 --> 00:14:21,143
♪ The boring white guy blues ♪
376
00:14:21,246 --> 00:14:22,478
Screw this. I'm out of here.
377
00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:24,914
♪ When Paul couldn't come out to play ♪
378
00:14:25,016 --> 00:14:26,449
♪ I'd ring the bell and run away ♪
379
00:14:26,551 --> 00:14:27,450
- Hey, Griff...
- Ooh!
380
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,118
Griff, he's... he's gone. So...
381
00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:30,753
- Oh.
- ...just stop.
382
00:14:30,855 --> 00:14:32,188
Okay. Sorry.
383
00:14:33,258 --> 00:14:34,657
How was Chubbies?
384
00:14:36,728 --> 00:14:38,794
♪ Round and round ♪
385
00:14:38,896 --> 00:14:41,464
So, I was looking over
the Ramirez case and...
386
00:14:41,566 --> 00:14:42,465
- Oh!
- Yeah.
387
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:43,466
- Okay. Um...
- Oh!
388
00:14:43,568 --> 00:14:44,967
- She likes you.
- Ma'am?
389
00:14:45,069 --> 00:14:47,336
You... You dropped that.
390
00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:49,205
Nice!
391
00:14:49,307 --> 00:14:51,040
It's exactly what I dreamed about
392
00:14:51,142 --> 00:14:53,743
when I worked my ass off
studying for the bar.
393
00:14:53,845 --> 00:14:55,077
Getting glitter on my face
394
00:14:55,179 --> 00:14:57,580
and hanging out with
daytime jobless perverts.
395
00:14:57,682 --> 00:14:59,615
I believe they're called gentlemen.
396
00:14:59,717 --> 00:15:01,784
You know, I never should've
listened to you.
397
00:15:01,853 --> 00:15:03,786
Your advice is always off.
398
00:15:03,888 --> 00:15:05,788
You wanted me to spank Santi.
399
00:15:05,890 --> 00:15:07,456
First of all, I said "whup."
400
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:10,359
Second of all, I was just trying
to make you a strong woman.
401
00:15:10,461 --> 00:15:12,228
Just because I'm not a stereotype
402
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:15,131
of an angry Black woman
doesn't mean I'm not strong.
403
00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:17,700
Well, I'd rather be a stereotype
than have no backbone
404
00:15:17,802 --> 00:15:20,036
and let people walk all over me.
405
00:15:20,138 --> 00:15:22,204
Since you clearly don't
understand what I'm doing,
406
00:15:22,307 --> 00:15:23,372
maybe you need to leave.
407
00:15:23,474 --> 00:15:25,441
No, maybe I need to leave.
408
00:15:25,543 --> 00:15:26,709
Th...
409
00:15:26,811 --> 00:15:30,079
I didn't want to know how
"Knight Rider" ended, anyway.
410
00:15:30,181 --> 00:15:31,801
- Bye.
- Bye.
411
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,964
Hey!
412
00:15:35,097 --> 00:15:37,817
Why'd you leave? Couldn't take the heat?
413
00:15:37,905 --> 00:15:39,872
No, to smoke a cigar.
414
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,683
I was gonna save it
for my next flight, but...
415
00:15:42,785 --> 00:15:44,819
I got a whole lifetime
to smoke on planes.
416
00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:46,454
Can I... try that?
417
00:15:46,556 --> 00:15:47,588
Ah.
418
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,126
You still throw like a girl.
419
00:15:52,228 --> 00:15:53,928
See? How come you can mess with me
420
00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:55,896
but when I give it back,
you can't take it?
421
00:15:57,300 --> 00:16:00,601
I can take a jab from you,
because that's our thing.
422
00:16:00,703 --> 00:16:03,971
Why does making each other
feel bad have to be our thing?
423
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,040
'Cause that's what we do. We're men.
424
00:16:06,109 --> 00:16:07,085
We watch hockey.
425
00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:09,477
We compare breast sizes to fruits.
426
00:16:09,545 --> 00:16:11,045
Well, I think maybe we should try
427
00:16:11,147 --> 00:16:12,680
showing affection other ways.
428
00:16:12,782 --> 00:16:13,725
Like what?
429
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:14,815
Hugging?
430
00:16:14,884 --> 00:16:16,217
It's just not something I do.
431
00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:18,185
But that doesn't mean that
there's something wrong with me.
432
00:16:19,422 --> 00:16:21,222
I bet Mel Gibson doesn't
hug anybody either,
433
00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:22,256
and he's totally normal.
434
00:16:22,358 --> 00:16:23,724
- Dad...
- Look, look, son.
435
00:16:23,826 --> 00:16:26,360
Messing with you is the only way I know
436
00:16:26,429 --> 00:16:27,495
how to show you I care.
437
00:16:27,597 --> 00:16:29,163
I can't help it.
438
00:16:29,232 --> 00:16:30,631
I'm a product of the Depression.
439
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:33,067
Talking about feelings
hadn't been invented yet.
440
00:16:34,804 --> 00:16:37,204
So, essentially,
every time you insult me,
441
00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:39,440
it's your way of saying "I love you."
442
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:41,509
Of course it is, dumbass.
443
00:16:42,478 --> 00:16:45,646
Well, I think you're a dumbass, too.
444
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,887
Look who's here to kick me out again.
445
00:16:52,955 --> 00:16:54,188
It didn't work the first time.
446
00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:55,623
You've been leaving for 30 minutes.
447
00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:58,626
Oh, I'll be out of your hair
as soon as I find my keys.
448
00:16:58,728 --> 00:17:00,261
Mnh!
449
00:17:00,363 --> 00:17:02,530
Did you hide my keys
so you can't kick me out?
450
00:17:02,632 --> 00:17:03,831
That would be so like you.
451
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:05,299
Did you check your jacket pockets?
452
00:17:05,368 --> 00:17:06,767
Yes, I checked my jacket pockets.
453
00:17:06,869 --> 00:17:08,569
I might not be a fancy-dancy lawyer,
454
00:17:08,671 --> 00:17:11,405
but that don't mean I didn't
check my jacket pockets.
455
00:17:12,775 --> 00:17:13,774
I got 'em.
456
00:17:15,111 --> 00:17:16,644
Why are we doing this?
457
00:17:16,712 --> 00:17:18,779
Why are we arguing about who's stronger,
458
00:17:18,848 --> 00:17:20,581
when it takes so much for either of us
459
00:17:20,683 --> 00:17:23,050
to even exist in our workplaces?
460
00:17:23,152 --> 00:17:25,019
I know.
461
00:17:25,121 --> 00:17:27,988
We're both alone at these jobs
where there's not a lot of us.
462
00:17:28,057 --> 00:17:29,757
No one knows what we go through.
463
00:17:29,859 --> 00:17:31,725
No one knows.
464
00:17:31,828 --> 00:17:33,861
Feels like there's no right way to be.
465
00:17:33,963 --> 00:17:36,664
If I do it my way, I'm inhaling
cigar smoke and racism,
466
00:17:36,732 --> 00:17:39,099
and if I do it your way,
I'm eating macaroni at Chubbies.
467
00:17:39,168 --> 00:17:40,768
Hey. I like the macaroni at Chubbies.
468
00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:42,470
Yeah, it is pretty good.
469
00:17:43,739 --> 00:17:45,005
I'll be honest.
470
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,308
I don't know if I have
the strength to do it your way.
471
00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:48,776
I don't know if it's strength.
472
00:17:48,878 --> 00:17:49,944
Oh, it is.
473
00:17:50,012 --> 00:17:51,846
Until the world is able to allow us
474
00:17:51,948 --> 00:17:54,815
just to be who we are in these places,
475
00:17:54,917 --> 00:17:56,617
we're doing exactly what we need to
476
00:17:56,719 --> 00:17:57,952
in order to get through.
477
00:17:58,921 --> 00:18:01,055
Well, I better get home.
478
00:18:01,157 --> 00:18:04,692
I have a long day tomorrow
on the unemployment line.
479
00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:06,660
What... You got fired?
480
00:18:06,762 --> 00:18:07,962
Congratulations!
481
00:18:08,064 --> 00:18:08,963
Thanks.
482
00:18:09,065 --> 00:18:10,431
This'll be good for me.
483
00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,700
Maybe I will find a job
that will appreciate
484
00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:15,236
the things I brought to aerospace.
485
00:18:16,172 --> 00:18:17,338
Come work for me.
486
00:18:18,407 --> 00:18:19,206
What?
487
00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:23,010
I'm trying to create an environment
488
00:18:23,112 --> 00:18:25,513
where people who follow me can succeed.
489
00:18:25,581 --> 00:18:27,781
Why not start with you?
490
00:18:27,884 --> 00:18:29,083
Besides, it'll be nice
491
00:18:29,185 --> 00:18:31,752
to have another Black woman
in the office.
492
00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:33,554
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
493
00:18:33,656 --> 00:18:36,357
You want me to be an assistant attorney?
494
00:18:36,459 --> 00:18:38,826
No. I want you to be
an attorney's assist...
495
00:18:38,928 --> 00:18:41,695
Denise Johnson, Assistant Attorney!
496
00:18:41,797 --> 00:18:43,531
- No. That...
- Okay!
497
00:18:43,599 --> 00:18:45,933
Send a contract, and I'll have
my lawyer look it over.
498
00:18:46,002 --> 00:18:48,068
Wait a minute. You are my lawyer.
499
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,871
That would be what they call
a conflict of interest.
500
00:18:50,973 --> 00:18:53,574
See, girl? I'mma be
a good assistant attorney!
501
00:18:53,676 --> 00:18:55,209
- That...
- Hey!
502
00:18:55,311 --> 00:18:56,377
I got to call Mama.
503
00:18:56,479 --> 00:18:58,345
Ooh!
504
00:18:58,447 --> 00:19:00,114
After seeing my mom and Aunt Dee-Dee
505
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,916
recognize each other's strengths,
506
00:19:02,018 --> 00:19:05,019
I realized there's not
only one way to be strong.
507
00:19:05,121 --> 00:19:06,987
We all have different strengths.
508
00:19:07,089 --> 00:19:08,722
But I think mine is a willingness
509
00:19:08,824 --> 00:19:10,758
to be vulnerable and honest.
510
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:13,260
So, thank you both
for hanging in there with me
511
00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:14,995
as I learn how to best use it.
512
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,001
Wow, Rainbow. That's so brave of you.
513
00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:23,837
Never expose weakness.
514
00:19:26,609 --> 00:19:28,709
Hey, it's hard to be a strong woman,
515
00:19:28,811 --> 00:19:30,811
especially when
you're not quite a woman yet.
516
00:19:30,913 --> 00:19:32,446
But I eventually learned
how to become one
517
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:35,382
because I had so many
strong people to pull from.
518
00:19:35,484 --> 00:19:36,884
Like my mom and my aunt...
519
00:19:36,953 --> 00:19:40,020
Yeah, girl, they got me being
an assistant attorney. I...
520
00:19:40,122 --> 00:19:41,188
Oh, hey, girl!
521
00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:43,691
I meant to ask you...
where is your desk gonna go?
522
00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:44,692
Because...
523
00:19:44,794 --> 00:19:45,726
Ohh! Ooh!
524
00:19:45,828 --> 00:19:47,227
What? Where am I supposed to sit?
525
00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:49,330
I can't be out there with
those white people. Come on!
526
00:19:49,432 --> 00:19:51,732
...and my dad and granddad.
527
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:53,901
And that's what made our family so cool.
528
00:19:54,003 --> 00:19:56,904
Like Tom Cruise
every time he was onscreen.
529
00:19:57,006 --> 00:19:58,739
Except when he stomped on Oprah's couch.
530
00:19:58,841 --> 00:20:00,240
That was weird.
531
00:20:09,282 --> 00:20:10,581
I dropped my pen.
532
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,275
Dropped my pen again.
533
00:20:18,408 --> 00:20:20,158
Slowly.
534
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,275
I-I dropped my...
535
00:20:24,346 --> 00:20:25,412
typewriter.
536
00:20:28,851 --> 00:20:30,918
Oh. Take your time.
537
00:20:33,989 --> 00:20:35,389
Very difficult.
538
00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:41,437
What is wrong with that?!
539
00:20:41,516 --> 00:20:46,516
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