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(Happy Birthday singing)

So sweet!

Blow my darling!

How nice they can share a birthday together!

My mother made me come. And you?

I just got lost.

- Teacher Ursula! - Yes dear?

How can you stand your sister?

- Your daughter is a delight! - Oh yes.

She has all the delight of a plane crash.

One day she got sick,

and I called the exorcist.

Didn't work.

You share a bedroom with her?

They used to make us share baths as well.

But when she learned to make bubble with her ass

I stopped washing.

- Disgusting! - Yeah, an animal!

Shut your mouth with that wiener voice!

Wiener!

Me, it's a snake!

Hey Franco. You told them about What they saw you doing

in the school's toilets yesterday?

You're an animal, baboon!

She just fascinates me.

Oooh, a make up box.

Someone made a mistake.

Who was it? Who was it?!

It was my mother's idea...

Mistake.

- You like it? - No.

So why did you give it to me then?

Where did she get that personality so...

She was born of a chacal.

- Let me cut some of my cake! - Piss off!

Yes, I can see one day they'll be marrying.

- Let me cut! - No!

- Give me the knife! - NO!!

Teacher, get him out of my face!

I tried to return her to the maternity...

But they wouldn't accept.

Teacher a piece of cake?

No, thanks. Mrs. Fernandez de Rosa is watchful of her figure, darling.

- You're eating it all! - Here, you eat it!

I love it!

Martina for President!

Kids, thanks all for coming...

thanks for eating my cake, you can go now.

Outside everyone!

What a pig!

Next time you get this stick up your ass!

But her mother's a doctor.

Oh, well, in that case.

Everyone in the middle, two teams! You lot there, me here!

We'll have a race

Every year the same thing...

- Hi kids! - Hi teacher!

- You're having fun? - Yes!

-No. not so much... - Yes!

Yes.

Beware of the creepy-crawlies!

I love it!

Martina for President!

100m race. You small ones

Hold this for when I win.

Ready, set, go!

Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck...

I still have some cake left.

- She's breaking my balls. - Yeah, a pain!

Look at them gossiping there.

I'm tired of that girl now.

What, you're all retards or what?!

Mentally handicapped.

- And the slap she gave me... - Yeah, she got you good!

Got an idea.

All girlies are the same!

- Martina, there are kittens! - What?

- Kittens! - Oooh, I love kittens! Where?

Over there.

- Where are the kittens? - Here inside.

- Get me out of here! - Never, you stupid!

- Get me out! - Never! Let's go.

GET ME OUT!!

There are no kittens!

Let's go.

It's a lie, come.

It's seems serious, there's something.

- What's happening? - There's a snake!

- What?! - A snake!

There's a snake!

How's there going to be a snake?

I'm going to open!

Where's the snaky?

- It was near me. - Let's call the doctor!

- No need. - Juan's mother is a doctor.

No. A boy needs to go and kill the beast.

- What it big? - Yes.

- Open up! - Dickhead!

Idiot prick head!

I hope a car runs over you and you die!

Keep dreaming of your snakes!

Shut up bitch, get me out!

Please!

Guys, where are you?

Let me out now!

- ... Well, we can't. - Open now!

We don't have the keys.

What do you mean you don't have the keys?!

You're very naïve Zoe. I'll teach you things about boys.

- OK!

Let me out now!