All language subtitles for Les Charlots Les Bidasses En Folie

I would want the same in blue.

It's not for me .
It's for a contest .

Yes ?
- My wife is also involved .

I want to do her a favor .

You can win anything .

I have the green al

And the red .

The green,

Are you listening? " ?

I am nevertheless customer ! !

Here's your gift .

Hey, Phil !

Come up? - Yes !

Son , wait for me !

What is it now ?
- In house quickly !

Will you come ?

Hello , Gerard ! - Give me that!

Give me that! - Gerard ?

Gerard , I have absolutely
an old cart needed .

We can not pay,
First we work some more .

It is necessary in material
and then we four .

Understand he?

Gerard , I have an old uncle
in ' t countryside.

He has a piece of land
along a river .

We go there !

It's for our rock band.

Take you to him or break
you immediately to him ?

I got this.
- Is this used ?

Are you crazy .
He just got out of the factory .

He ? Rides

Formula III !

' t even Does not break .

Who takes the keys?

You ?
- But why should I drive ?

We always did everything together ?
- We are a rock band !

THE BEAT BY SOLDIERS !

But the engine !

It's great here , huh ?

But that engine is so small !

What's wrong with my engine?
- And your uncle ?

We will install our there .

It's not true !

For you! - Who does it ?

You ? - Nope .

Leave her ! She's so cute !

' t sag away !

Uncle - Luis !
- Cuckoo daddy !

Done with camping!

These are my friends , Uncle .

Day , sir.

Speak louder . He's deaf .

Day sir! - Good.
We are here to start a rock band .

Me too! - Cool Uncle you .

We come here
to not disturb anyone.

But do not hesitate .
- But we have plenty of camping !

Enough ?
- We want to set up something sturdy .

Latvian firm ? - Pop !

Pop music?

Yes - pop music :

Grasp !

Superb !

Not move. Perfectly so .

Inside !

Have not you seen the tread ?

Jeannot ?
- Give me the hammer .

Grasp !

Watch the step . - Yes !

Now we need .

It's empty .
- I found him .

That will be a wonderful wall .

Is that a hatch? - Of course !

What is that thing ? - Pilou !

Gently. He is nice,

but he does not want me
leave it alone .

Hey, not so fierce!

Thief !

Hey ! Stop !

What color do you see the walls like?
- Green!

We set it up.
Come on! Caution ! !

What is that to me?

What do you look stupid ?

Ouch! - Luis ! - He's dead !

Help me .

Is it , old buddy ? - Yes .

Hey, you 're naked ! - Uh , yeah.

Words can not describe !

The fa�ade .

The west .
- It looks out thoroughly .

And we 're ready.

Attention !

Note , Pilou !

What do you want ? "

What can I do for you ?
- We eh .

You want to subscribe
for pop music competition .

Properly . Fill this
but in forms .

You should also take out insurance.
For the damage caused by the public.

Do you have a sound system ?

We have not much .

Do not worry . I have everything
what you need .

Here 's the bill .

Oops !
It'll be for another time .

No, wait .
We can fix this .

We did not like the eighth
the amount. - Do not you work

We had everything charged .
But it did not .

We only have a weak health .
- Look how skinny I am.

I give everything on credit, but
expect an effort from your side .

We are looking for work - . Really?
- It's a solution .

We go to work! - The mine ! !

Young, very dynamic ,
good knowledge of mechanics .

Site Superintendent . Researcher . Designer .
washes whiter than white

13th, 14th , 15th month Nothing
to do . 10 million per month.

Bastard!
- Stiller . I do not . Hear the radio

Jean-Guy !

Thank you, sir. See you tomorrow.

What is that thing .
Remove immediately .

Away with it !
Why did you stop here ? ? ! !

My hat!

My blanket !

It's still not bad.
- I'll find it yet !

You will hear from me !
Wait and see .

Come on!
- Do you want to make less noise?

Is that you ?

Stop ! You are allowed to
trash pick themselves.

Such dirty work to
to play ! a little festival

Piece of garbage ! - It's enough!

Get out of there !

Damn !

What inspires you,
gang hunted crazy !

Are you kidding me - Yes !

We stop everything !

We now go to the music store ,
because this has to stop.

We must first refresh us .
We want the same opportunities as you.

Properly . Have you thought about it ?

Not at all ! But what should
I with such a gang.

And it's not done yet .
- Listen, you may be able to

good music together ,
but do not work together .

Why do not you work separately?
- We do not have a degree.

We always get the dirtiest work .
I prefer to wander around.

Why? Strolling around .
I know many people .

Maybe I'll find something for you .
- That's too kind .

I want to work here .

I'll take anything .

Make way , loser !

Do you work here long?
- Since this morning .

You are fired !
- Fired? Is this you here ? "

The factory is mine . Everything is mine .
I 'm the boss here. Outside .

We have plenty of work !

My staff has let me down.
And that on a Sunday afternoon !

Why ?
- They have won the tierce .

10 in a row !
There is no clean plate more .

Forward . Get to work !

I'll leave you .
Work on quickly .

The rue Gameau , if you please ?
- Rue Gameau ?

That's down there . - Thank you .

Put my windshield once .

Twice flamb�ed grill nobility.

A well- cooked , a bleeding .

GASOLINE !

And ?

Closed on Mondays .

What a surprise !
- Are you here long?

No, only just .
- How'd it go ?

Gorgeous !
I 've done everything .

But I was just thinking
it 's Monday.

You're closed .
- And it's nice weather .

We can have a picnic
along a river.

Nay . - Why not ?
I love comfort.

Perhaps you can imagine an inn .
- An inn ?

A small one . We share the cost .
- A good idea .

Do you have a car - Yes , but
I have engine problems .

We'll take mine.

Okay .

Hurry up !
What are you waiting for?

The 'steak medium rare . Who is this ?

And salami !

May I be so bold as to give you advice?

I mentioned a moment
specialty of the house .

Flamb�ed grill.
- Grillade is good.

Two grills. And as a starter ?
- Omelet .

Two omelets !
- They 're coming!

What about those omelets ?

I'll put you at the door !

Alfred , go open .
The postman brings a tire .

It takes a long time . - That's it .

What is that?

Phil ! - Yes ? - Gerard and Cream
are here. We serve them together !

And if I 'm not there ,
they are really helpless .

And I have not got it
about the girls .

They're real sex maniacs .

Move back .

Excuse me, sir.

Tasty !

What will he be beautiful !

Fired! You're fired !

My car !
- What is your name, sir?

Jean Rabies ?
- I have a letter for you .

Ah ! It's a penalty !

You driving ? - Yes .

I told you
that they are not virtues ,

but now it's done .
They may suffocate. Done !

Damn .
But no, my pillows !

My pillows !
- And then my pants ?

That is now going too far .
- And just now , that was normal ?

We do not . Been the

Oh no ?

Filling up !

With oil and water , right?
- Damn !

May I ask you this letter
hand , postman ?

Thank you , ma'am.

Madam, a place
7 francs 50 .

Are you a student ? - Worker .

Then it's 10 francs .

We go to the movies ,
while your friends work ?

Laugh with me ?
- We 're all fired .

I will lay myself .

Come on .

Say . That is super .
Did you do that ?

Yes. - Really crazy .

And the inside is just as cool ?

It's really up
We can make a popclub of .

Dream. We 're shutting it down .
Back to our parents , to our TV.

But why ?

When we touch something ,
it always falls apart.

But no .
You are made ??for music .

And we still have two
made for something else .

Listen .
Will you do me a favor ?

Course .

I give the sound system and the instruments
in exchange for a 2-year contract .

The group number 15 Brighten
gets 39 points .

And now group 16 Martin circus .

It's really good , huh ?

Why the face?
- These guys are super good .

They are better than us .
- We are going to make fun of us .

Are you crazy?
You're going to do better!

Now do not give up, huh !

48 points .
The best result to date !

Bravo!

48 ? I expected more .

As well so they are not.

And now group 17 Triangle .

Day, Cream , all right?

Say , Cream , do you remember the
festival last year ?

Course .
- Why did not you called me ?

Because you are my musicians
not sympathetic treatment .

I could not help it .
Everything was arranged.

I already know that group
17 wins, no matter what happens .

Gillian , sorry you're upset .
We have a lot of catching up together . - Yes ?

I ? Mas

We better go straight home .
Which is 50 or more.

That group was number 17
Triangle .

Happy applause . Thank you.

Where was I ?
Which group was this? - 16.

16 , 48 points .

48 points .
At the top of the game

along with Martin Circus . Bravo!

But that's not fair .

Everything is already pre- arranged.

Shut once, say . - Quickly !
It's up to you .

And now group 18. The Tourists .

Forward .

And now the verdict of the applause meter

The Tourists for the group.

Applause .

The result of the applause meter .

Quickly , the applause meter .
Group 17 , 48.

Direction, if you please
May we have the results ?

Sixty . The group The Tourists
wins the match .

I have your prizes .

To complain about , nothing huh ?
- They have not been lying to us .

What a dud .

Attention . It was only a
small regional finals.

About two months
is it worse?

It'll be like Woodstock .
In the open air .

The organization expects 20000
30000 to viewers.

They're experts !

And with the best French groups.

Good day , madam, gentlemen.
- Good day?

The army sends us
you notices .

Is this real?

We're looking for you for two days.

If you tonight
not in the barracks ,

you are conscientious .

And then the punishment battalion .

You are in the best battalion .
The first infantry .

Impossible. We take part in
a music contest .

You marching orders.

Do not complain . You all sit
in the same regiment .

I have them for two years under contract .
And my costs ?

Hello.

Nice there?

Not bad . - Is it fun ?

Not bad .

In two months , we leave
and we come to the festival .

And if you will not leave?

Then we do the wall .
We will definitely be there .

We write together? - Certainly .

I'll send you to oranges .
- Good . Goodbye.

Hey, Luis ?

Luis ! Where is he ?

He's getting away .

Luis , you're crazy ! - Yes !

Come back ! - You're crazy !

If he enters the barracks ,
he disapproved .

Take him to the captain .

And there are still four .

Follow me , gentlemen.

Captain, five new recruits .

Do you play with my feet ?
Turn right !

To the colonel it!

Inside .

There are five new recruits arrived .

My office is now the reception center ?

The master sends me .

It's special.
- Is it special?

Let them inside.

Come on .

That is really special.
I appreciate this.

They have tried many .
But this ?

Congratulations !

I know you from somewhere .

Olivier , look.
Does this ring a bell?

No, not at all.

Say you?
Why are you in that state ?

They told us that the
would give . army clothes us

Bravo! Good answer .

They are very sympathetic.

We are here just other things .

We will take good care of you .

Sergeant . - Yes , sir .

Bring them to the clothing store .
Let them choose new uniforms .

Fashionable, centered .

And then put them into
the prison for four days .

Properly . Forward .

Colonel ? I shave them bald?

No. Not yet . I want
know that I know them .

But then ,

What 's for dinner?
- You like it ?

We do not go our
just be locked .

He's really crazy.

And the soup ?

No. She is poor.

I did not ask if she was bad .
I asked if she was alright.

She's hot.
- No, she's disgusting .

I eat them myself for twenty years .

Seven months and
I 'm going fishing.

I brought this.
There 's a small saw .

Tomorrow I'll bring oranges .
Sleep well .

In the ranks !
- No, resting on the ground .

Here are our little ones .

Sergeant , I entrust them to you .
Include them in your section .

Well colonel . May I now ?

No, no ! I will.

Well , you undressed . What ?

1 meter 50 .

Helmet decline!

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Well ! Ten out of ten !

Mouth open !

I do not want !
- Sergeant , help me .

No! No! No!

Hey , tell me !

Can any of you
play an instrument ?

It's a trick question for us
to peel potatoes.

I've certainly seen in 10 movies !
- . Then he no longer dares

No one ?

Anyway !

We can even pretty good.
We're in a rock band .

Chore for everyone
In the kitchen !

Beautiful sabotage .

Do you want your comrades
starve ?

Peel it properly.
If not martialed ! Heard !

I know you from somewhere .
I'll be all back .

Which I love .

Right , right!

Make an effort anyway .
- I'll make an effort .

Forward march ! One, two !

In the pass, damn it ! One, two !

Section! Halt !

Half turn right.
Half turn right , I said!

Forward march ! One, two !

Links ! Links !

To the left.

There's no one for us .
- Left , left !

What is left ?
- Look at the others.

I see no others .

And hops , and hops .

A little strength , damn .

One, two !

To the left. One, two .

Section! Halt !

On my command .

Would you ever ... ? Do you play with
my feet ? In rows of 3 !

You, you , you and you .
Out of line !

Helmets off .

I 'm not. Colonel

With your wigs I have nothing to do .
You, on your knees .

Sergeant Bellec .
- My colonel .

Put that away .
A little patience .

They make me crazy , Colonel .
They constantly confuse right and left .

Sergeant Bellec , I entrust them to you ,
for the full price !

But if they do not have two weeks
improved , it is up to you !

Properly . We start from zero .

The salute .

Join me after .

It's not good. Again !

What is that thing ?
- A tattoo , Sergeant.

Since when .
- It's from before I came here .

From now salute you left .

SHIT .

Left, left, left , LEFT ,
L I N K S ! !

Halt !

The left foot is on the left ,
on the left.

Show me your left foot .
- There sergeant .

Not mine . Yours !
- That's easy.

That one . There .

50 times pumps. Now !
- Left or right ? Okay .

One, two , three .

Come on!

Four , five, six , seven .

Faster , damn it !

Fifteen, sixteen .
Seventeen , eighteen .

Nineteen . Twenty. - At the first
occasion, we get him back .

Fifty .

Take rest for five minutes.

Forward march ! Left, left !

Rifle on the right shoulder !

Rifle at the foot !

Is something wrong?
- No, sergeant .

Would you 50 times pumping . - Okay .

Present arms !

It's not true !
Pumps all fifty times ! Now !

Do not shoot !

On my trembling .

No, your feet in the
line from your shoulders .

The gun on the target.

With the will to kill .
Who wants to lead the ball to the goal .

On my command ! Fire !

Sergeant, I go for the black?
Or the white ?

Turn right !
- Pumps Fifty times !

Exempt from firing .

This is an assault grenade.
But no, gang donkeys .

This is not dangerous , lots of smoke ,
much noise , nothing more.

He said, " donkeys " .
Have you " donkeys " heard? - Yes .

Sergeant , you called us " asses " ?
- Yeah , why?

Did you have any of us mind ?

You are all five donkeys .

Okay, you can do more .

To throw a grenade properly
the body move with the arm . So .

It's up to you .

Who told you to throw ? Grenade
- You , sergeant .

You have two minutes
in order to find them back.

Well sergeant , goes ahead?
- It's not easy , my Colonel.

Oh well, they are busy
The trial of spring bouquets .

And now embroider and
diapers .

Not at all . They seek a grenade .
- A grenade ?

You will those beautiful flowers
do not keep to yourself.

Think about me.
Goodbye.

My colonel ! The grenade !

Search no more .
I found them .

Will we still be able to play music ,
when we leave here .

Course . We will be older
and more muscles .

Is there anyone here who really well
can peel potatoes .

It's maybe a trick
to play us. music

We can handle it well .

There are waiting fifty pounds
for you in the kitchen .

Go, quickly ! - Damn !

Move, move !
Faster , asses !

Already tired?

The walk has only begun ,
tough guys !

Thirty kilometers !
If necessary on all fours !

Look at the sky , chest out .
Act like men !

Come on!

We get on the road ,
cheerful in handy! One, two !

Join me after !

We get on the road .

In joyful pas ! One, two !

Wrong setting ? ten kilometers
additional punishment . Sing after me !

Be proud , soldier ! Be proud of yourself !
Even prouder than that.

One, two .

We resume .

Forward . Where were you?

No. Do this to me ?

My turn now . Come here, you .

Give me those cobblestones .

Missed . Fifty times pumps.

Ahead of you . On the road . One, two !

Move, move .

Halt !

One hour break to eat .

Best not sit and shoes on !
Otherwise you can not anymore.

Fifteen kilometers to go .

Pathetic little man .

See that your feet swell ?
- Yes, sergeant .

On the way , donkeys .

Section . Halt !

Do not worry , guys .
We have all the time .

Calm down .

Forward .

Can we join ? - Of course.

This cream has sent .

Do not pull it up , buddy .
It's not worth it.

You're not. Hair type
That's all .

Anyway , we continue
friends .

Dear Gerard , it's official .
Remember the date of July 25.

You act like the latest on the third day .
An ideal place .

I'm counting on you ,
call me soon on .

Many kisses to everyone , Cream ?
- Can I see ?

The sergeant comes over.

Is soldier Filipelli here ?
- Yeah , why?

In addition, there was also a Filipelli .
It's for you.

Her type , huh ? !

Quickly ! The phone's commander is broken.
- I know nothing .

Of course not , because his
phone is broken .

Sit down !

Hello , Cream ?

We are.
Everything is going very well.

Okay . We'll be there .
Promised.

I'll give you the big pack once more.
Goodbye.

Fuck you , you!
- Hello , Cream ?

Is it ?

We walk , we gymnastics ,
we do exercises .

Now ? Now I'm going to jail .
Goodbye.

Message from the colonel .

You, you , you and you .
Immediately to the colonel .

Inside .

Come on . Come closer .
Relax you.

Everything goes well ?
No complaint ?

Oddly ,
I know you from somewhere.

It'll be in here , Colonel .
- Surely not . But not really .

You are musicians .
In short , you make noise .

The group The Tourists ,
that's us .

would you
like to play again ?

It's another trick question
to peel potatoes.

No, no, no . The setup is so .

Tomorrow's the engagement of my daughter.
There will be. Many youth Who want to pop music.

Can you play something ?

Agree ?

You refuse ?
No, but we do not have a guitarist.

He 's in jail .
- And you need a guitarist ?

A group without guitarist is like
a prison without bars .

That's nothing .
I put it in order.

We still have to find the material .
- And rehearse .

Okay . A half-day leave .
Keep therefrom !

A whole day and we play better .

A whole day? No.

Twenty-four hours .

Left, left .

One, two . Right .

We go with our families and we speak
two hours away from the colonel.

Okay .

And now my little surprise .

The Tourists . Applause .

Charles, have you seen them ?
- Yes, and then ?

They are beautiful , is not it ?
- Lousy . That's it .

He's so beautiful!

What is that to me?

You are beautiful . Come dance with me .
- No.

Oh yeah . Hit me ! Hit me even more !

We're having trouble here .

Let your hair grow like him .
- Honey, you've been drinking too much?

Well . That's it.

She gets on my nerves .

What's wrong with this?

Search another .

Just play a solo .

I found this . - Help !

But now I recognize you .
The bins .

It's going erafl .

Cut !

The festival we should forget .
- And that stupid cake .

I can not help it .
- Not your fault that you are beautiful .

But, snip, snip , snip .

Can you help a little ?
So we might escape.

Forget it.

On my command ! - Rust.

Who starts ? You or me ?
- It's your honor .

We're going to flip for it .
You coin , I cross.

Cross! I am .

you:

Sit . Towel.

Call the colonel !
It's very important.

Urgent message , Colonel.

Read , sergeant .

This is an order . the
first regiment leaves

immediately maneuver .

To field number 97 .

Six months before my retirement.
- We must leave colonel .

We have to leave.

You too , guys .
You will sit in the first lodge .

What are you waiting for .
Come on!

Get out ! Get out !

Quickly !

Section halt .

When we can ,
we go. Okay ?

Instead of hanging there ,
dig more trenches here .

Here and here .

And my spare ammo here .

There you go. Everything is ready.
We can begin .

Etienne , to do the honors .

No, Paul . You start. You're the oldest .
- As you wish .

Forward .

You too .

And our course grave?
- Make him further.

Halt ! Turn right !

Halt ! Come on!

Mama !

Sergeant ! Colonel ! Jesus ! Dad!

Away from the smoke .
- It's hashish

It's beautiful here .
it looks like a golf course .

There may be girls .

They're red . Hide!

Where is the darning ?
- " Do not k .

Blue ! Pick them .

That smoke !
That is our security .

Now we need about
are out of the danger zone .

You there ! Help me out here .

Get the wounded out of the car .

And to the tent ! Come on!
Hurry up !

Thief ! - I knew it !

I did not steal anything .
- Give me back my men !

Only .
- Give me back my men ! !

Traitor !

Soon an ambulance .
The colonel was wounded .

And who here?
- Let him fall . And away ! !

What about me?

The red ! Out of the way !
We were here first !

Wait !

Along here!

That is not ours .

What did he do?

Attention ! Priority !

Beware !

All fully booked !

Come on!

Look there! What is happening ?

We make him sleep!

When he wakes up ,
he will say, "What is this ? '"

What 's this?

What are you doing ?
Return .

Turn right !
Back to the maneuvers .

What's in my nose ?

Yes , I guarantee you .

Yes , The Tourists
will be there tomorrow , as planned .

Do not worry !
But yes, they rehearse .

Indeed. For 18 hours ,
as planned .

If we do not leave now ,
we may forget the festival .

What can we do ? that guy
keep an eye on us .

Yes ?
- You guys are lightweights !

Quickly , a team of volunteers
for a dangerous mission!

Wii , Sergeant ! - Are you crazy ?

That's new , that .

We finally understood
our duty , Sergeant .

We will be that dirty red
a run for their smell !

Properly .

It's a reconnaissance mission
in enemy territory .

I prefer to dig wells.

It was the only way
to get away.

And now to the festival !

Along here . Not ?

No, that way.

Are you coming? we have
held enough hold.

They think we repay them .
We go to it .

Day - Day .

Come , we'll take him .

You want me out of the army
Let 's put that ?

What have I done now?

You have my SS 198 won !

I never gave such an order .

Read this post . five men
have secured the vehicle .

And it's gone.
We are fucked.

But no, we are not
fucked.

We find it again .
Eat more .

I think the festival
was done earlier than expected .

So we come to nothing ?

It must be quite a
been fight.

What do we do now ?

There is someone who knows .

What do we do?
We dig a tunnel ?

Forward .
The Colonel wants to see you.

I'm very bored with it .

I have bad news for you .

You go home earlier
than anticipated .

I'm about six months to retirement
and you are far too dangerous .

I can not keep you . but later
are you back yet, though.

That makes you sad , huh ?

Liar !

Why are you laughing ?

Just colonel .

You 're right, because I love you .
You look good .

You have your driver's license . Olivier swings off
within a few days and replace him .

Maybe you can get your beard
grow ?

Yes , Colonel.
- You can do fun , huh ?

Yes , Colonel. - I knew it.

Outside ! !

And Gerard ?
- I care I have for him .

Goodbye. - Hahaha !

Your mouth stinks .
And your feet too!

Get him ! Cut him off .

You worry unduly worried.
You see that he came back .

We , too, Colonel.

Why did you come back?
Why did they come back ?

Why did you come back?

Why are we
come back?

They will be perfect, Colonel !
They will make an effort .

We will be really really good .

You know the way ?
- Certainly , Colonel.

Sergeant , I understand
the young anymore.

I do not understand them.