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You just won five bucks! 13 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:45,784 You finally got a real job? 14 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:47,656 EMMA Sound design is a real job. 15 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:50,224 EMMA'S MOM [V.O.] Wow, you're actually a professional sound designer? 16 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:53,357 EMMA Well, not exactly, I'm still doing foley, but I'm getting 17 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:54,924 paid this time! 18 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:56,273 MOM [OS] I'm so proud of you. It's going in the church 19 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:58,362 bulletin. What's it called? 20 00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:01,626 EMMA Oh, it's an indie movie, it probably won't come to 21 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,106 theatres near you. 22 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,716 You probably won't see it. You know what, I actually 23 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,892 got to finish this. So I'll call you back later, 24 00:01:06,936 --> 00:01:11,245 Okay I love you bye! 25 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:31,700 [COMPUTER ERROR SOUND] 26 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:35,443 [ALARM CLOCK] [UPBEAT DANCE ROCK] 27 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:50,110 BABCIA Hurry Barkley. You will be late for class. 28 00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:54,201 BARKLEY Thanks Babcia. 29 00:01:56,420 --> 00:02:07,257 ♪ UPBEAT POP MUSIC 30 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:08,998 KNOCK ON GLASS SEVERAL TIMES 31 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:12,132 LUMBER STEVE You want me to clock you in, it's gonna cost ya! 32 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:39,028 TEACHER Rachel, you didn't have to do that! 33 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,856 RACHEL It wasn't any trouble. 34 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:43,772 TEACHER To pack up my classroom? You already had to pack up yours! 35 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:46,992 RACHEL I wanted to make sure you wouldn' t have any excuses 36 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:49,212 not to go on your date with Mark. 37 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:50,648 TEACHER You set me up on a date with Mark? 38 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:53,999 Oh no, I can't, I couldn't, he's so cute! 39 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:55,827 RACHEL It'll be great. 40 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:58,047 TEACHER I still have to find a summer home for that stupid turtle. 41 00:02:58,090 --> 00:03:00,136 RACHEL I sent your class turtle home with Benny Schwartzman. 42 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,356 TEACHER Oh and there's this UPS package on my desk 43 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,618 that I still need to mail. 44 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:05,272 RACHEL I saw it! Already mailed it. 45 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:10,755 TEACHER Oh my god. Really? That is amazing. Wow, Rach, 46 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:14,585 - I mean, but wait, don't - I thought that you liked Mark? 47 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:17,066 RACHEL Oh, I couldn't possibly date anyone right now. 48 00:03:17,109 --> 00:03:20,635 I'm way too busy. 49 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:36,172 EMMA I don't know what my mom is telling people, 50 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,652 but I have a job! 51 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:39,480 RACHEL Have you eaten yet today? 52 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:42,265 EMMA No and I don't need her friends to set me up on pity dates, 53 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:43,658 you know? 54 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:45,399 RACHEL Do you have something I can put water in? 55 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:49,316 EMMA On top of the fridge. Contrary to popular belief, I am not 56 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:51,274 the ideal match for all base- ment-dwelling mouth-breathers. 57 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:52,319 CLATTER SOUND 58 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:54,059 RACHEL Do you ever open your mail? 59 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:57,715 EMMA Yeah, I've been busy this week. 60 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,804 RACHEL This is from December. From your parents? 61 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:01,545 EMMA I'm getting to it, it's on my to-do list. 62 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,939 She was trying to hook me up with an unemployed 63 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:07,290 thirty six year old who still hasn't finished undergrad. 64 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:10,902 RACHEL Em, sorry about your day. 65 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:16,778 Merry Christmas friends and family! 66 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:20,216 This year has brought us many blessings. Arthur and I are 67 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,524 planning for our 60 day summer cruise to Australia. 68 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,569 Anchors away! 69 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:28,442 [RANDOM PIANO KEYS] Hannah and her wonderful husband Brandon 70 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:33,447 have secured political asylum for 112 more Sudanese refugees. 71 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:37,102 So proud of you two. A little birdy told us 72 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:41,106 Kent and Amy are expecting some good news! 73 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:46,764 Congratulations you guys. Meanwhile, Emma is still 74 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:51,508 trying to do the LA thing! We're all pullin' for ya, but 75 00:04:51,552 --> 00:04:55,512 remember, we still haven't packed up your bedroom. 76 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,122 [DISSONANT PIANO CHORD] 77 00:04:57,166 --> 00:05:06,044 You have options. They included you in the letter this year. 78 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:15,140 LUMBER STEVE Uh, uh, uh. uh, uh. 79 00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:18,448 You suck. 80 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,150 KASIA [V.O.] This is Kasia, I call your mother five times. 81 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:28,328 I cannot stay open for this. Come pick up her order now. 82 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,992 BARKLEY Oh shit. 83 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:45,257 [SEXUAL MOANS] 84 00:05:45,301 --> 00:05:46,824 LUMBER STEVE Oh, so hot right now. 85 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,173 BARKLEY What did I say? 86 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:53,353 LUMBER STEVE No talking. So hot! So hot! 87 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:54,571 [CAR ALARM] BARKLEY Shut the door! 88 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:55,790 LUMBER STEVE Get the keys! 89 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,966 BARKLEY They're not here! Help me look! 90 00:05:58,009 --> 00:06:00,098 LUMBER STEVE Dude, I'm looking for my pants! 91 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:03,754 [CAR KEYS BEEP, ALARM STOPS] 92 00:06:04,929 --> 00:06:06,627 BARKLEY Oh fuuu- 93 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,759 LUMBER STEVE Hey, so, what are you up to tomorrow? 94 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,935 BARKLEY I'm totally free; tomorrow's my only day off. 95 00:06:10,979 --> 00:06:12,459 LUMBER STEVE Sweet, I need you to cover my shift. 96 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:14,417 BARKLEY Wait, I've never worked in lumber before! 97 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:19,074 LUMBER STEVE That's fine, you're Mexican, you can do it, right? Lo siento. 98 00:06:37,309 --> 00:06:40,791 BABCIA You missed dinner. 99 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:51,149 You are better than this. 100 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:53,717 BARKLEY I'm sorry. 101 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:09,472 [PHONE RINGS] 102 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:12,475 EMMA Hey, mom, you know it is three in the morning here, right? 103 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:13,868 EMMA'S MOM [V.O.] I know you weren't sleeping. 104 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:15,696 EMMA True. 105 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:17,088 EMMA'S MOM [V.O.] Well, I hate to lose it because it's the source 106 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:19,482 of some of my best material, but it's time. 107 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:20,875 EMMA Time for what, mom? 108 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:23,268 EMMA'S MOM [V.O.] It's time to throw out the boat. 109 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:25,314 EMMA What? 110 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:26,707 EMMA'S MOM [V.O.] We're leaving tomorrow for our trip so I'm clearing out the 111 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,970 garage for the July renters. Plus. You promised me 112 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:30,972 if you didn't fix it by the time you were twenty five 113 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,452 I could get rid of it. 114 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:35,411 EMMA Wait - I really want to finish it though. 115 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,152 EMMA'S MOM [V.O.] You're never gonna get around to it. 116 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:39,328 EMMA Seriously, I will finish it the next time I am out there. 117 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:42,157 EMMA'S MOM [V.O.] Emma, I don't want to have that boat in my garage for another 118 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,203 eight years. It's going out by the bins for next Tuesday's 119 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:46,814 trash pickup. End of story. 120 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,163 EMMA Okay. 121 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:48,990 EMMA'S MOM [V.O.] Love you! 122 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:51,122 EMMA Love you too, mom. 123 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,550 [SOWING MACHINE] TATA Where is my shirt? 124 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:31,162 Where is the shirt? Every time, 125 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:33,425 I cannot find it. I am looking for it, 126 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:35,427 it was here, now it's not here! 127 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:38,996 In the kitchen. Looking for- Thank you! 128 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:45,568 You could have said- ahh, you did it for me! Love you! 129 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,831 MAMA [SPEAKING IN POLISH] 130 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,790 TATA English! In this house! She is graduating! 131 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,182 MAMA Glue it! 132 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:54,359 TATA I'm taking the flag! I am taking the flag! 133 00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:06,415 BABCIA I made this for you. For today. 134 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:08,939 BARKLEY Babcia! 135 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:22,474 TATA Barkley, hurry up in there, your mother needs to get ready. 136 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:25,260 We leave for commencement in thirty minutes! 137 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:26,914 BARKLEY I dropped out. 138 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:29,046 TATA What? I cannot hear you, your mother needs to peepee. 139 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,005 BARKLEY Tata, I dropped out. 140 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:37,228 TATA What? What. Barkley, open the door. 141 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:39,274 Barkley, you're trying my patience! 142 00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:42,494 Okay, I'm not angry, I just want to talk, 143 00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:46,586 okay, okay, okay, just open the damn door! 144 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:50,764 MAMA What is going on, Barkley, we are leaving soon. 145 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:51,982 TATA She's not graduating! 146 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:53,462 MAMA She's not graduating? 147 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,029 BARKLEY I left school, Mama. 148 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,073 MAMA What? 149 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,727 TATA She is graduating! 150 00:09:57,771 --> 00:10:00,512 BARKLEY That's not how it works! I left three months ago! 151 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:03,646 MAMA Where have you been going every day for that time! 152 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,430 BARKLEY Ace hardware? 153 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:07,258 TATA Open the goddamn door, come out here and tell it to my face! 154 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:08,738 MAMA How could you do it to us? 155 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,131 BARKLEY I'm not happy! 156 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:13,438 TATA Who gives shit! You don't work to be happy, 157 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:16,441 you work to feed your family, to put roof over your head! 158 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:20,054 MAMA Jesus, you love engineering, you were on the top in your class! 159 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:21,795 BARKLEY Just because you're good at something 160 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,797 doesn't mean you like it, I hated it! 161 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:28,366 MAMA Okay, so just tell me, what are you going to do? Huh? 162 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:29,846 BARKLEY I don't know! 163 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:33,807 TATA Ah. She doesn't know. What a beautiful plan! 164 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,505 Sleep with strange men, don't worry about it, 165 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:40,509 just have fun, that's all that's important! 166 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,946 BANGS ON DOOR [SPEAKS IN POLISH] 167 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:47,081 I'm getting the screwdriver! Open - open it! 168 00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:49,910 MAMA [SWEARS IN POLISH] 169 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,262 RACHEL I didn't know you made the decision to sell. 170 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,959 RACHEL'S DAD Yeah, it seemed like the right time. 171 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,832 With you and Chris outta the house it's time to downsize. 172 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:02,357 RACHEL Oh, okay, well, I can get a plane ticket right away, 173 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,707 so I can come help you fix up the place for buyers. 174 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:08,232 RACHEL'S DAD Honey, I've been working on the place for months. It's all done. 175 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:11,279 RACHEL Oh, okay, well, I can help you pack up. 176 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,454 RACHEL'S DAD I got it. 177 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:14,282 RACHEL How about I- 178 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,676 RACHEL'S DAD Honey, it is under control. Do not rearrange your plans 179 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:21,637 on my account. You do you this summer. Okay? I love you. 180 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,769 RACHEL Love you. 181 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:25,859 RACHEL'S DAD Bye sweetie. 182 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,576 [FOOT TAPPING] 183 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:49,143 [PEN CLICKING] 184 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:51,754 [WATER POURING] 185 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,148 [KEY TYPING] 186 00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:57,934 [ALL SYNC TO A BEAT] 187 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,462 [BEAT TURNS TO OCEAN SOUNDS] 188 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:07,683 MR. MONTANA Mmmm. [BEAT STOPS] 189 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:16,648 Hey, why so tense, doll? Oh, loved that last cut. 190 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,520 Ah, really, thanks for all the great work 191 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:19,782 you're doin on Take It In The Aft. 192 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,263 EMMA No problem, happy to have the work. 193 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:25,875 MR. MONTANA Great, cuz we got more for ya, Freckles. Listen, as you know, 194 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,964 everyone at Beat Around The Bush Productions 195 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,705 is really hopin' to hit it outta the park on this 196 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,882 one, we really wanna take it to the next tier of the adult film 197 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,450 industry and we need this to be a masterpiece. 198 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:40,063 EMMA Got it. Well, I know that you guys were looking for a little 199 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:43,806 more urgency in the anal juggling section. 200 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:47,505 MR. MONTANA Oh yeah, that section was great! You, you really know your anal. 201 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,377 EMMA I try. 202 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,814 MR. MONTANA Now listen, I wanna talk to you about another sequence. 203 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,555 EMMA Oh, okay. 204 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:56,166 MR. MONTANA We added an Alabama Hot Pocket section. You familiar? 205 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,951 EMMA Of course. 206 00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:01,041 MR. MONTANA Right, well, the actor we got is a championship jizzer 207 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:05,306 so I need this to be moist. I mean moist, moist, moist. 208 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,264 EMMA Can do. 209 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:11,791 MR. MONTANA I'm sure you can, babe. Now isten, I hate to do this to you, 210 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:15,272 but we need it by tomorrow. So, I brought you the cut, 211 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:18,014 it's gonna be a good old-fashioned all nighter. 212 00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:21,278 EMMA No problem, I will buy more mustard and get started! 213 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:26,109 MR. MONTANA Thanks, EM. Hey listen. You play your cards right, you will 214 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:31,201 go far in this town. I will see to it. Personally, eh? 215 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,987 EMMA That's really nice of you. 216 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:38,382 MR. MONTANA But - you screw this up for me, I will make sure 217 00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,036 you never work in porn again. 218 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:50,351 Hehe, hey, you. You've got a really, really 219 00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:56,009 pretty shape to you. I can make you a star. Hehe. 220 00:13:56,052 --> 00:14:02,189 Hey, you're a pro, Em. You're a pro. 221 00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,328 CAFE WOMAN If you ever wanna get out of this, 222 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,809 my dad runs a shelter on Maple and 7th. 223 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,332 EMMA No, it's not 224 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:18,858 CAFE WOMAN You don't have to explain yourself to me. 225 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,266 [CAR HONKS] 226 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,398 EMMA That's fine, that's fine. 227 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:38,703 [CAR HONKS] 228 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,270 That's your job, that's fine you can do that. 229 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,272 [CAR HONKS] 230 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:24,010 EMMA Lumber? 231 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,859 EMMA Hi. Where do you keep your fir? 232 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:51,385 BARKLEY I don't think we carry fur here? Oh, ah, wood fir, not fur fur? 233 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,734 EMMA Wood fir. For a boat. 234 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,301 BARKLEY Well... 235 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:57,913 TRASH CAN LADY Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me! 236 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,654 BARKLEY Ma'am, I'm with a customer right now, I'll be right with you. 237 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,308 TRASH CAN LADY Well, I need help now. 238 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:04,093 BARKLEY I understand, this is just gonna take two minutes. 239 00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,704 BARKLEY So how big is the boat? 240 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,619 EMMA It's like an eleven foot sail boat, maybe twelve? 241 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,665 I dunno, I haven't really looked at it in eight years. 242 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,362 BARKLEY Uh huh. 243 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:15,278 EMMA I just need enough wood to finish the rest of the boat. 244 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,627 BARKLEY How much of it did you already build? 245 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:19,456 EMMA I would say a third, conservatively? 246 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:25,245 TRASH CAN LADY Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hello, I- I- just need to 247 00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,160 figure out the right lid for this trashcan. 248 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:28,988 BARKLEY Ma'am, it looks like neither one of those lids 249 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,424 fits on that particular can. 250 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,034 TRASH CAN LADY Well there wasn't a matching one. 251 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,297 BARKLEY Alright, do you want us to order you one? 252 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:37,344 TRASH CAN LADY No, I, I just wanna buy it today! 253 00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,955 BARKLEY Okay. I was helping her out first, 254 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,652 and then I'll be with you, I promise. 255 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:47,006 TRASH CAN LADY Ugh, you said that before, jeez. 256 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:52,141 EMMA So just as much as we can fit in my car. 257 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:57,059 BARKLEY Um, how big is your car? 258 00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:00,149 EMMA It's a compact sedan. 259 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,759 BARKLEY Can I interest you in a roof rack? 260 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,631 EMMA Yup. 261 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:13,249 [LOUD SCRATCHING AS TRASH CAN DRAGS] 262 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,163 BARKLEY Last one. 263 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,730 EMMA Oh, thank you! 264 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:18,124 BARKLEY Wait, uh, I'm not done helping you yet. So, uh, 265 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,734 building a boat, what's that about? 266 00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:22,345 EMMA Uh, the summer before college, I tried to build a boat. 267 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:24,826 Things went badly, and I've been the 268 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,784 butt of my family's jokes ever since. 269 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:30,049 My job is shit, and I am super depressed, so I am gonna 270 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,615 load some lumber on my car, 271 00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:34,053 drive to Maryland, and finish my boat. 272 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,793 BARKLEY Seriously, you're just taking off? 273 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:38,492 EMMA Yeah. I will force my family to respect me. 274 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:41,712 TRASH CAN LADY There you are. Hello, and then one of the lids fell in. 275 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,975 BARKLEY Building a boat is super respectable. 276 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,847 EMMA Thank you. 277 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:49,024 TRASH CAN LADY And now it's stuck at the bottom, so I'll go... get it. 278 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,766 BARKLEY Can I come with you? I'm an engineer, 279 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,942 and, I obviously work in lumber, so, 280 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,639 I'm good with tools and building. 281 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,467 TRASH CAN LADY Is anyone gonna help me here? 282 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:58,729 BARKLEY I have an employee discount. 283 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:03,821 TRASH CAN LADY Girls. Ugh. Stuck. 284 00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:06,563 EMMA Are you sure it's safe? 285 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:07,521 BARKLEY Of course. 286 00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:08,739 EMMA What about your car? 287 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:11,090 BARKLEY They never ticket. 288 00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:27,062 RACHEL Do you have everything you need for the boat? 289 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,412 EMMA Barkley's got it covered. 290 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,243 RACHEL Where exactly did you meet this girl? 291 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:35,288 EMMA Ace. 292 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:37,638 RACHEL Like hardware? Like when? 293 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:40,554 EMMA Half hour ago? She's really excited about the trip. 294 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:43,122 RACHEL Emma, you know nothing about her, this can't be a good idea. 295 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,733 EMMA It's fine! I already asked her, it's not like I'm gonna kick her 296 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:48,692 out of the car now. Plus, she's an engineer and 297 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:51,217 like some kind of lumber genius. 298 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,609 RACHEL They don't have lumber in Maryland? 299 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,045 EMMA Rach, don't be a buzzkill. 300 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,439 RACHEL I'm not a buzzkill. Do you even have enough 301 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:57,788 gas money to get to Maryland? 302 00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,921 EMMA It's happening. We'll figure it out. 303 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,749 So wadda you say, will you water my plants? 304 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:04,230 RACHEL Oh, forget the plants. You need me more than they do. 305 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,362 Give me five minutes. 306 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,901 BARKLEY How do you guys know each other? 307 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:24,815 EMMA Summer camp. 308 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:27,340 BARKLEY Nice. 309 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,212 RACHEL Hi. I'm Rachel. 310 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,258 BARKLEY Barkley. 311 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,848 BARKLEY Do you want the front? 312 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,243 RACHEL No, I have short legs. 313 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:05,116 BARKLEY Okay, lemme know if you change your mind. 314 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,991 RACHEL This seems unsafe. 315 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,211 EMMA It's fine, watch. 316 00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,954 [CRASH] 317 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:21,307 RACHEL Aaaahh! Oh my god. We'll just get lumber in Maryland. 318 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:26,007 [ALT ROCK MONTAGE] 319 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:59,258 [PHONES RING] 320 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:07,570 BARKLEY Wooo! Building a boat! Building a boat! 321 00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:09,485 BARKLEY You guys aren't axe murderers, right? 322 00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,095 How many men have you killed? 323 00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,836 RACHEL How many women have you killed? 324 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,360 BARKLEY Seriously, should I be worried 325 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:15,839 about getting in the car with two strangers? 326 00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:17,363 RACHEL EMMA Yes. No. 327 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:22,193 EMMA We're just three girls. Building a boat. 328 00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,241 EMMA I wish we had food. 329 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:31,290 BARKLEY Ooh, ooh, pocket chocolate? 330 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,900 EMMA Ahh! 331 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:36,425 RACHEL Oh don't put that in your mouth! We have sandwiches. 332 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:37,861 EMMA When did you make these, you took like 333 00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:39,602 five minutes to get ready. 334 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:42,257 RACHEL When you have a system, it only takes two minutes to pack. 335 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,607 That leaves two more minutes for sandwiches. 336 00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:45,869 BARKLEY What about the other minute. 337 00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:47,218 RACHEL What? 338 00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:48,568 EMMA The last minute. That's four minutes. 339 00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:51,135 What did you do with the fifth minute? 340 00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:53,007 RACHEL Wouldn't you like to know? 341 00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:55,183 EMMA Did you save a baby? 342 00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:56,489 BARKLEY Set a fire. 343 00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,360 EMMA Save a baby from a fire you set? 344 00:21:58,404 --> 00:21:59,622 BARKLEY Open a food truck? 345 00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:01,363 EMMA Solve a one thousand piece puzzle? 346 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,583 RACHEL Okay, we'll never make it by Tuesday trash pickup 347 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:07,238 if we dawdle, let's eat in the car. 348 00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:18,859 BARKLEY Where we gonna sleep tonight, guys? 349 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:20,730 RACHEL Well really we should be sleeping on shifts if you-waagh 350 00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:21,775 BARKLEY Punch buggy blue! 351 00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:23,342 RACHEL Ow! 352 00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:33,743 EMMA [COWBOY ACCENT] Put her there 353 00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:35,571 BARKLEY / EMMA One! 354 00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:36,572 BARKLEY / EMMA Two! 355 00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:37,704 BARKLEY / EMMA Three! 356 00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:39,488 BARKLEY Go! Pshew pshew! 357 00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:42,273 EMMA Pshkow pshkow! 358 00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:03,904 [LIGHT SNORING] 359 00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:13,217 [BIG RIG HONKS] 360 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,222 RACHEL Let's play a game! Where do you guys see yourself 361 00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:19,572 in five years? 362 00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:21,051 EMMA Duh. Running Sony's sound department. 363 00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:21,748 RACHEL Barkley? 364 00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,314 BARKLEY Oh god. 365 00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:24,098 EMMA Duh, she'll be an engineer. Hey, what kind of stuff 366 00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:25,752 have you built before? 367 00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:29,669 BARKLEY Uh, couple of tables, a dresser, parts of a plane? 368 00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:30,974 RACHEL What? 369 00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:32,802 EMMA That is awesome. I could definitely 370 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,369 not build this boat without you. 371 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,153 BARKLEY Guys, I need chocolate. 372 00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:37,328 RACHEL A plane? 373 00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:08,534 EMMA Thank you. 374 00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,109 RACHEL Sure you don't want any help? 375 00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:22,461 EMMA No, I got it. 376 00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:45,484 BARKLEY Come on! Let's go down to the dock! 377 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:46,876 RACHEL We should go to sleep. 378 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,574 BARKLEY No! 379 00:25:14,077 --> 00:25:16,689 EMMA Come on! Fight! And you may die! 380 00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:20,344 Run! And you ll live at least a while! 381 00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:26,350 BARKLEY They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! 382 00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:37,840 RACHEL Alba the Braveu! Scotland forever! 383 00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:41,888 EMMA Hey, come on. If I am naked, you have to be naked. 384 00:25:41,931 --> 00:25:43,933 RACHEL I stripped! I'm in my underwear! 385 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:46,762 EMMA Rachel, I've seen you naked before. If you do not strip, 386 00:25:46,806 --> 00:25:48,590 I will do it for you. 387 00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:53,334 RACHEL All right all right all right all right! 388 00:25:57,904 --> 00:26:00,602 DUSTY Young ladies. Got a call about three 389 00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:05,476 scantily clad tresspassers on the Turner property. 390 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,828 You guys wouldn't know anything about that, would you? 391 00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:11,744 Oh and uh, where'd the third girl go? 392 00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:17,401 Female aggressor number three is attempting 393 00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:19,969 to evade an office of the law via underwater submersion, 394 00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:21,057 permission to use force? 395 00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:22,711 RACHEL No! Please! We're leaving! 396 00:26:22,755 --> 00:26:24,495 DUSTY Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm going to have to bring you in for 397 00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:25,975 attacking an officer with deadly force. 398 00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:27,934 RACHEL Me? No, I- I didn't! 399 00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:30,066 DUSTY Would you please retrieve your projectile? 400 00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:31,546 RACHEL My projectile? 401 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:35,245 DUSTY I'm just kiddin . You ladies have a nice day. 402 00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:39,902 Oh, and ladies? Let's keep it PG next time? 403 00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:45,081 RACHEL What the hell, Emma! 404 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:49,129 EMMA Relax. Dusty's cool, he's like the local town legend. 405 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:50,434 Don't worry about it. 406 00:26:50,478 --> 00:26:53,568 BARKLEY I just thought it was funny, sorry. 407 00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,576 BARKLEY Can you add toothpaste to the list? 408 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,926 Pack of underwear too, and jeans? 409 00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:06,668 EMMA There's actually a box of clothing in the hall closet that 410 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:07,887 visitors have left behind, you can have 411 00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:10,890 anything you want from there. 412 00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:12,282 RACHEL Hope she likes granny panties. 413 00:27:12,326 --> 00:27:13,893 EMMA Rachel. 414 00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:16,373 RACHEL Ow, stop it. 415 00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:23,076 RACHEL That is not gonna fit. 416 00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:27,341 EMMA That would be okay with a belt. 417 00:27:27,384 --> 00:27:30,039 RACHEL One that covers the whole thing. 418 00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:34,565 RACHEL I think a man wore that. 419 00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:37,220 EMMA That was brought here by a travelling clown. 420 00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:39,396 RACHEL Maybe you should just borrow from us. 421 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,443 BARKLEY No, I think this'll work. 422 00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:54,498 PHONE [V.O.] You have 15 new messages. First message. 423 00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:57,588 TATA [V.O.] Barkley! We talked to Dean McHale. 424 00:27:57,632 --> 00:28:00,722 You graduate next semester. Problem solved. 425 00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:02,593 PHONE [V.O.] Next message. 426 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:05,640 TATA [V.O.] This is unacceptable. Now it's over. You come back here, 427 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:09,600 are a disgrace! And if you don't come back, you are no longer 428 00:28:09,644 --> 00:28:11,864 my daughter... You'll come back, yes! 429 00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:14,780 From wherever you are having sex with! 430 00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:02,741 ♪ INDIE COUNTRY MUSIC 431 00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:14,377 RACHEL Good morning! 432 00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:16,031 EMMA Hi. 433 00:30:16,075 --> 00:30:18,599 RACHEL Got some sandwich stuff. 434 00:30:22,603 --> 00:30:23,865 EMMA Is that mustard? 435 00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:24,823 RACHEL Yeah! 436 00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:25,824 EMMA Awesome. 437 00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:26,868 RACHEL Wait, that's for tuesday! 438 00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:31,917 EMMA No. Ha, Hey Barkley, catch. 439 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:34,528 BARKLEY Sorry. 440 00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:37,313 EMMA Whaddya got there? 441 00:30:37,357 --> 00:30:39,402 BARKLEY It's a tent I found by the garage, can I use it? 442 00:30:39,446 --> 00:30:41,187 RACHEL Do you not like your bedroom? 443 00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:43,842 EMMA No, it's great, it's just, I've never had my own place. 444 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,669 You guys cool if I put this out back? 445 00:30:45,713 --> 00:30:47,541 EMMA Sure. 446 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:50,239 BARKLEY Awesome, I'll have you over when it's up! It'll be BYO chairs. 447 00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:52,372 EMMA Understood. 448 00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:58,552 RACHEL Where'd you get that? It's really cute. 449 00:30:58,595 --> 00:30:59,509 BARKLEY This is from the box. 450 00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:01,381 EMMA That was not in the box. 451 00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:03,557 BARKLEY Yeah it was, I used your sewing machine and I fixed it. 452 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,909 EMMA Wow. I can't wait for you to do that to my boat. 453 00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:10,303 RACHEL You guys ready? 454 00:31:11,695 --> 00:31:14,481 EMMA I'm sorry for what you guys are about to see. 455 00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:41,943 RACHEL It's not that bad. Your mom made it sound a lot worse. 456 00:31:41,987 --> 00:31:44,250 BARKLEY Are you sure you wanna do this and not maybe set a different 457 00:31:44,293 --> 00:31:46,513 goal for summer? We could learn to fish. 458 00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:50,560 EMMA No, it's gotta be the boat. So what do we do first, Barkley? 459 00:31:50,604 --> 00:31:54,434 BARKLEY Well, where are the plans? 460 00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:01,789 EMMA If it's not in the hold, someone threw it out. 461 00:32:01,832 --> 00:32:03,834 RACHEL So what now? 462 00:32:03,878 --> 00:32:06,663 BARKLEY I don't wanna take this moment away from Emma, I mean, 463 00:32:06,707 --> 00:32:09,362 It's her boat. How did you start this the first time? 464 00:32:09,405 --> 00:32:17,326 EMMA Well, the first time I put these on that, that didn't work. 465 00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:23,724 The second time, I screwed this onto those, that was a disaster. 466 00:32:23,767 --> 00:32:26,466 Times three through five were going pretty well, 467 00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:28,859 but then I left for college, and now I have you. 468 00:32:29,425 --> 00:32:35,954 BARKLEY Okay, I'm gonna need, uh, a thing that screws the screws in? 469 00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:37,520 RACHEL A screwdriver? 470 00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:39,653 EMMA Oh, you wouldn't use a screwdriver for boat building 471 00:32:39,696 --> 00:32:43,657 Rach, you would use a drill. I'll get one. 472 00:32:47,139 --> 00:32:51,317 [PHONE RINGS] 473 00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:56,017 RACHEL So this last week, my lesson plan was about weather. 474 00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:58,715 So I asked one of my kids to go to the window, and tell me what 475 00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:01,414 the weather was like outside. He didn't move an inch. 476 00:33:01,457 --> 00:33:06,071 He just said, I checked my Phone this morning. It's sunny. 477 00:33:06,114 --> 00:33:08,551 BARKLEY So, foley, that's like, smashing vegetables, right? 478 00:33:08,595 --> 00:33:12,512 EMMA No, everybody thinks this. Name a sound from a movie. 479 00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:14,035 BARKLEY Bones crunching. 480 00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:18,213 EMMA Yes, that is, just, that's smashing celery. 481 00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:19,562 RACHEL Star Wars laser blasts. 482 00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:21,912 EMMA Yes, they hit one of those really thick 483 00:33:21,956 --> 00:33:24,915 antenna tower guy wires with a hammer. 484 00:33:27,092 --> 00:33:29,137 RACHEL How about light sabers? 485 00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:32,184 EMMA Uh, They blended sounds from a TV set 486 00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:33,924 and an old 35 milimeter projector. 487 00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:35,056 BARKLEY How'd they even think of that? 488 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,405 EMMA Right? 489 00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:37,841 RACHEL Hey! 490 00:33:37,885 --> 00:33:40,975 BARKLEY Hey there buddy, where'd you come from? 491 00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:44,544 RACHEL I'm gonna call this number. Don t worry buddy, 492 00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:46,328 we'll find your owner. 493 00:33:49,810 --> 00:33:50,811 BARKLEY No let's do this one. 494 00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:52,073 EMMA I think it goes in the hole. 495 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:55,120 BARKLEY Well try it this way and then- 496 00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:04,607 RACHEL Good afternoon officer. 497 00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:06,566 DUSTY I thought you promised to get out of town. 498 00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:10,091 RACHEL Well, Emma said we could stay. Because it's her parents house. 499 00:34:10,135 --> 00:34:12,267 DUSTY Well of course you can stay, I can't kick you out. 500 00:34:12,311 --> 00:34:14,487 However, I do need to retrieve the dog 501 00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:15,792 that you kidnapped from your neighbor. 502 00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:18,839 EMMA Woah woah woah, he wandered in. 503 00:34:18,882 --> 00:34:21,537 RACHEL We must have called the number on his collar at least ten times. 504 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:23,409 DUSTY That sounds about right. 505 00:34:23,452 --> 00:34:27,239 Ladies, could you just excuse me for a second please? 506 00:34:29,806 --> 00:34:32,113 EMMA It's a weird little town. 507 00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:33,549 RACHEL You cleaning up already? 508 00:34:33,593 --> 00:34:44,038 BARKLEY Yeah- 509 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,822 DUSTY Roy! 510 00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:48,042 ROY I don't see my dog. 511 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,957 DUSTY Roy, I need you to come get him. 512 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,177 ROY You get him, that's your job isn't it? 513 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:57,051 DUSTY You know I think Eddy might be happier over there. 514 00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:04,841 ROY You ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome? 515 00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:06,974 ROY Fuckin things all over the fucking place. 516 00:35:07,017 --> 00:35:08,323 EMMA Massive silver! 517 00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:10,108 BARKLEY By my gesture, stun! 518 00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:12,066 EMMA Maim arm! 519 00:35:13,894 --> 00:35:16,853 ROY Shackled up in here, you terrorists or somethin' ? 520 00:35:16,897 --> 00:35:18,333 BARKLEY I'm sorry, who are you? 521 00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:21,858 ROY Aw, you, you alright boy, they hurt you? 522 00:35:21,902 --> 00:35:23,817 EMMA Sir, we did not harm your dog. 523 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:26,080 ROY Let's go, alright let's go. 524 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,603 DUSTY Roy. I think you should meet the ladies. 525 00:35:27,647 --> 00:35:30,867 Ladies, this is your next door neighbor, Roy. 526 00:35:30,911 --> 00:35:32,652 Roy, these are the ladies. 527 00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:33,870 ROY Which one of you's in charge? 528 00:35:33,914 --> 00:35:36,960 EMMA I guess me? My parents live here. 529 00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:39,267 ROY Well they said that you were the artistic type. 530 00:35:39,311 --> 00:35:41,269 You're nothing like them, they're quiet, 531 00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:43,532 and they respect property lines, 532 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:45,969 whose is that tent over on the other side of the house? 533 00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:47,710 BARKLEY It's mine, is there a problem? 534 00:35:47,754 --> 00:35:50,017 ROY Well three quarters of it happens to be on my property. 535 00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:52,759 See there's a tree there that marks the line. 536 00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:55,240 BARKLEY Okay, I will move it to the other side of the tree, 537 00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:56,937 it's not a big deal. 538 00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:58,982 ROY And keep it down when you re doin your arts and crafts. 539 00:35:59,026 --> 00:36:00,941 Come on, Eddie, come on. 540 00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:03,073 EMMA It's a boat, actually. 541 00:36:03,117 --> 00:36:08,253 ROY And what kind of boat are you girls making, a Barbie boat? 542 00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:14,128 EMMA Huh, ha, you don't build Barbie boats, they come preassembled. 543 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:30,318 ROY Card table for a strong back. Are these drywall screws? 544 00:36:30,362 --> 00:36:35,497 Shoddy craftsmanship. You do know you 545 00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:41,068 need to bevel these chines. Hand me a plane. 546 00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:44,941 BARKLEY We don't have a plane. 547 00:36:44,985 --> 00:36:47,466 ROY You don't have a plane? 548 00:36:53,298 --> 00:36:58,433 Well. I'm sure it'll be very pretty. 549 00:36:58,477 --> 00:37:04,918 Have fun. Come on Eddie, come on, come on. 550 00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:09,227 DUSTY And that's Roy! Look, ladies, I got a couple of tools I can 551 00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:10,880 bring by in a few days if you guys want 'em. 552 00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:13,318 BARKLEY We would love them. 553 00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:17,713 DUSTY Great! Keep it up, it's looking good. 554 00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:28,376 BARKLEY Shit. 555 00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:31,988 RACHEL Your grandma saw you having sex in a car? 556 00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:34,687 BARKLEY Yeah - my dad had to turn off the alarm. 557 00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:37,777 RACHEL Well, that's horrible. I'd run away too. 558 00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:40,388 Not that I'd ever have random car sex. 559 00:37:40,432 --> 00:37:41,868 BARKLEY Don't knock it til you ve tried it, 560 00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:44,349 I mean the sex was great until the humiliating part. 561 00:37:44,392 --> 00:37:49,571 RACHEL Humiliating sex. Your bread and butter. 562 00:37:49,615 --> 00:37:52,313 BARKLEY What's that? 563 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:55,360 EMMA I am making my living thanks to the glorious 564 00:37:55,403 --> 00:38:00,103 humping, thumping, squirting, sliding of the porn industry. 565 00:38:00,147 --> 00:38:01,888 RACHEL But she's really good at it. 566 00:38:01,931 --> 00:38:08,242 EMMA Oh yes! Children, Children, close thine eyes. Follow me into 567 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:13,116 the mystical, magical realm of sex! Tell me, what - do you 568 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:17,947 hear? She - has invited him up to her apartment. We hear the 569 00:38:17,991 --> 00:38:21,690 click of her heels, [TAP TAP TAP] 570 00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:26,260 followed by his eager gait. [BAM BAM BAM] 571 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,523 [JINGLE JINGLE] He unlocks the door, 572 00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:32,353 opening it, and tossing her over his shoulder before 573 00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:36,444 throwing her onto the bed! [SLAM] It's a very hard bed! 574 00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:40,013 She rips open his pants [TEAR] 575 00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:43,277 taking his pulsing member in her mouth, and 576 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:48,935 lubricating him thoroughly. [SLURP SLURP SLURP] 577 00:38:48,978 --> 00:38:50,589 When he can no longer stand it, 578 00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:54,288 he begins to thrust into her [FAP FAP FAP] cavernous hallway 579 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:57,987 and begins making love to her - as the headboard [BAM BAM BAM] 580 00:38:58,031 --> 00:39:00,729 slams against the wall! She bangs her firm, 581 00:39:00,773 --> 00:39:02,775 [SLAP SLAP SLAP] round buttocks back against his 582 00:39:02,818 --> 00:39:10,435 hipbones. She moans, uh, uh, uh, UH, UH! 583 00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:17,137 Nearby, a yacht race starts! [HORN] Unfazed! 584 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:20,183 he nears his climax, [FAP FAP FAP] pulling out, and 585 00:39:20,227 --> 00:39:24,840 flipping her over, [RUFFLE] and releasing his load 586 00:39:24,884 --> 00:39:28,409 into the valley between her 587 00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:39,855 mountainous breasts! [SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT] Uh. Ahhh. 588 00:39:39,899 --> 00:39:43,250 RACHEL Well that was the best sex I've ever had. 589 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,567 RACHEL Where's Emma? 590 00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:57,743 BARKLEY On the phone. Her mom knows we're here. 591 00:39:57,786 --> 00:40:01,094 RACHEL Ouch. And we're not even making any progress. 592 00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:03,139 BARKLEY Boatbuilding always seems slow at first. 593 00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:06,316 RACHEL Uh huh. Are you done cutting that board? 594 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,841 BARKLEY Yeah. 595 00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:23,769 EMMA Lemme help ya. Rach, a rectangular piece is not gonna 596 00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:28,861 work. This part needs to be curved. Did you see this? I know 597 00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:31,167 that you're just trying to help, but please let Barkley 598 00:40:31,211 --> 00:40:32,430 do the hard stuff. 599 00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:33,953 BARKLEY Well, um- 600 00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:35,955 RACHEL Ah, my mistake. I'll make it up to you and have 601 00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:39,001 Barkley show me how to fix it, if you go pick up food. 602 00:40:39,045 --> 00:40:41,308 EMMA Fine. 603 00:40:49,882 --> 00:40:51,971 RACHEL You've no idea how to build a boat, do you. 604 00:40:52,014 --> 00:40:54,930 BARKLEY No. 605 00:40:54,974 --> 00:40:56,671 RACHEL So what's your deal. 606 00:40:56,715 --> 00:41:01,502 BARKLEY I don't work in lumber. And I'm a geotechnical engineer. 607 00:41:01,546 --> 00:41:04,244 RACHEL So you don't build things. 608 00:41:04,287 --> 00:41:10,511 BARKLEY I basically study soil and rocks. I'm probably the last 609 00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:12,208 person that should be working on a boat. 610 00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:15,647 RACHEL Why did you tell Emma you could help? 611 00:41:20,652 --> 00:41:29,530 BARKLEY I had to get out. Everything was falling apart, and - I dropped 612 00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:32,446 out of school, and my parents forced me down a path I didn't 613 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:38,539 want, and I'm sorry, you know? The lie got out of hand. But, 614 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:43,413 I see how important this is to Emma. 615 00:41:45,154 --> 00:41:49,507 RACHEL I will do what I can to help you. We will figure it out. 616 00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:53,598 And for Emma's sake, we don't have to tell her. 617 00:41:57,732 --> 00:42:04,565 DUSTY Ladies. Brought you some boat building supplies. Plane. 618 00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:06,393 RACHEL Thanks Dusty. 619 00:42:06,436 --> 00:42:12,355 DUSTY No worries. Well, if you need anything else, 620 00:42:12,399 --> 00:42:14,488 just lemme know. Have a nice day. 621 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:17,622 BARKLEY As long as you're here, we could really use an extra hand. 622 00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:19,928 DUSTY You sure? 623 00:42:19,972 --> 00:42:23,889 RACHEL Please stay. We really need to figure out how to make a piece 624 00:42:23,932 --> 00:42:26,805 that fits here before Emma gets back. 625 00:42:26,848 --> 00:42:31,331 DUSTY Okay. I see what you're trying to do here. 626 00:42:31,374 --> 00:42:36,597 You just gotta trace it. Got a pencil? Thank you. 627 00:42:39,252 --> 00:42:42,734 There! 628 00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:45,388 DUSTY Nobody in this town has let me pay for a dinner out in over 629 00:42:45,432 --> 00:42:48,914 thirteen years. Which you would think is incredible. But it just 630 00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:52,918 makes me feel uncomfortable. I didn't earn it. And I won't go 631 00:42:52,961 --> 00:42:55,355 to any of those little restaurants that I love, because 632 00:42:55,398 --> 00:42:57,531 I know they're struggling in this economy. 633 00:42:57,575 --> 00:43:00,795 Makes me feel like I'm stealing food from them. 634 00:43:04,538 --> 00:43:06,235 RACHEL What exactly are you famous for, anyway? 635 00:43:06,279 --> 00:43:08,063 EMMA He ran in the Olympics. 636 00:43:08,107 --> 00:43:09,456 BARKLEY Really? 637 00:43:09,499 --> 00:43:12,894 DUSTY Incorrect, I almost ran in the Olympics. 638 00:43:12,938 --> 00:43:16,202 But I tore my achilles tendon right before prelims. 639 00:43:16,245 --> 00:43:17,420 RACHEL Is that you in the mural? 640 00:43:17,464 --> 00:43:19,292 BARKLEY What mural? 641 00:43:19,335 --> 00:43:24,863 DUSTY Oh god, can we talk about anything else? 642 00:43:24,906 --> 00:43:27,648 Rach, why'd you get into teaching kids. 643 00:43:27,692 --> 00:43:33,611 RACHEL Well, my mom died when we were pretty young, and my dad had a 644 00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:37,658 hard time taking care of me and my brother, so I kinda stepped 645 00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:39,791 into that role. I was always really good 646 00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,619 at taking care of other people. 647 00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:44,839 EMMA She was always really good with the younger kids at camp. 648 00:43:44,883 --> 00:43:47,799 All the homesick ones would seek her out. 649 00:43:47,842 --> 00:43:51,672 RACHEL I love my class. At the end of the day I'm exhausted, 650 00:43:51,716 --> 00:43:54,675 but I end up talking about my kids 651 00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,025 and planning through my whole weekend. 652 00:43:57,069 --> 00:44:01,813 EMMA So. Deputy Dusty. What is the most exciting crime you've ever 653 00:44:01,856 --> 00:44:03,945 seen walking the Chesapeake City beat? 654 00:44:03,989 --> 00:44:08,471 DUSTY Well, there was this one time - no what, no, 655 00:44:08,515 --> 00:44:10,778 never mind, it's, it's stupid. 656 00:44:10,822 --> 00:44:12,432 RACHEL No, come on. 657 00:44:12,475 --> 00:44:16,958 DUSTY Okay. This one time, I was driving down Main Street. 658 00:44:17,002 --> 00:44:18,264 And there were these two guys. 659 00:44:18,307 --> 00:44:18,960 EMMA Meth heads. 660 00:44:19,004 --> 00:44:19,482 DUSTY No. 661 00:44:19,526 --> 00:44:20,309 EMMA Thugs. 662 00:44:20,353 --> 00:44:21,876 BARKLEY Were they big? 663 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,097 DUSTY Average build. For sixteen year olds. So anyways, 664 00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:26,576 I see these guys, and they're running down 665 00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:28,230 the side of the road. And I knew 666 00:44:28,274 --> 00:44:30,842 they were up to something. So I tailed them with the lights off 667 00:44:30,885 --> 00:44:33,061 until I found out what those thieves were after. 668 00:44:33,105 --> 00:44:33,758 RACHEL Money? 669 00:44:33,801 --> 00:44:35,498 EMMA Jewels? 670 00:44:35,542 --> 00:44:39,851 DUSTY Worms. Those little assholes were stealing worms from the 671 00:44:39,894 --> 00:44:46,422 live bait machine. Not on my watch. So I shot 'em. 672 00:44:46,466 --> 00:44:50,818 Kidding! I am kidding, I did not shoot them. So anyway, they 673 00:44:50,862 --> 00:44:53,168 saw my car, and they took off across the graveyard with like, 674 00:44:53,212 --> 00:44:56,868 five containers of worms. So I gave chase on foot. And 675 00:44:56,911 --> 00:45:05,746 most importantly, I out ran 'em. I beat 'em. Yup, I still got it. 676 00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:07,313 I retrieved the shit out of those worms. 677 00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:09,054 BARKLEY So what happened to the kids? 678 00:45:09,097 --> 00:45:12,448 DUSTY Oh nothing, I just gave 'em a warning. 679 00:45:13,014 --> 00:45:15,277 Hey so have you guys tried any Maryland crab yet? 680 00:45:15,321 --> 00:45:16,583 RACHEL Nope. 681 00:45:16,626 --> 00:45:18,759 DUSTY Emma! You haven't taken'em to Woody's? 682 00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:20,500 EMMA We've been busy. 683 00:45:20,543 --> 00:45:22,154 BARKLEY What's Woodys? 684 00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:24,460 DUSTY It's a crab shack, and it's amazing. You guys have 685 00:45:24,504 --> 00:45:26,767 got to try the Maryland blue crab. In fact, 686 00:45:26,811 --> 00:45:29,204 there is no point in you two coming to Maryland unless 687 00:45:29,248 --> 00:45:31,511 you go to Woody's with me on Wednesday. 688 00:45:31,554 --> 00:45:34,122 RACHEL I thought you couldn't go out to eat. 689 00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:36,168 DUSTY They can afford me. 690 00:46:05,937 --> 00:46:08,026 ROY Eddie. Eddie, come on. 691 00:46:08,069 --> 00:46:09,984 EMMA This is supposed to bend. 692 00:46:10,028 --> 00:46:10,985 BARKLEY It's too thick. 693 00:46:11,029 --> 00:46:13,596 EMMA That's what she said. 694 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:24,869 ROY Eddie, Come on. Eddie. Eddie, here we go. 695 00:46:24,912 --> 00:46:26,958 Eddie. No no no no, 696 00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:28,873 stay off their property! I'm sorry, I'm- 697 00:46:28,916 --> 00:46:31,136 EMMA ROY Hey Roy. I'm sorry. 698 00:46:31,179 --> 00:46:33,878 EMMA He's fine, we're good friends now. 699 00:46:33,921 --> 00:46:36,315 RACHEL What's this here on your nose? 700 00:46:36,358 --> 00:46:38,404 ROY Oh, heh, he just likes to play a little hard 701 00:46:38,447 --> 00:46:40,058 with his best friend the rock. 702 00:46:40,101 --> 00:46:42,843 BARKLEY I'd play a little too hard with Dwayne Johnson 703 00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:46,151 ROY Dwayne Johnson, is that Earl Johnson's boy from down the way? 704 00:46:46,194 --> 00:46:50,720 EMMA Ha! Sorry, uh, forget about it. You were talking about a rock? 705 00:46:50,764 --> 00:46:53,071 ROY Oh, you should see the rock. 706 00:46:56,378 --> 00:46:57,902 EMMA He enjoys this? 707 00:46:57,945 --> 00:47:00,818 ROY Seems to. Can't wait to come down here every day. 708 00:47:03,951 --> 00:47:07,215 Sooo, how's the boat building going? 709 00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:08,913 Gettin ready to quit yet? 710 00:47:08,956 --> 00:47:12,786 EMMA No, we're chuggin along, I mean, 711 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:15,093 as slowly as a couple of seventy-year-olds at the mall, 712 00:47:15,136 --> 00:47:19,227 but- no offense, I'm sure you're a very speedy shopper. 713 00:47:19,271 --> 00:47:20,838 ROY Boat building ain't a race. 714 00:47:20,881 --> 00:47:23,971 EMMA I just really want to make sure we get done by July, 715 00:47:24,015 --> 00:47:25,581 in time to clear out for the renters. 716 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:27,496 ROY When I was trawling for oysters 717 00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:31,849 I seen a guy do a rush job coiling some rope. Lost a leg. 718 00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:35,113 EMMA When I get to rope coiling, I'll remember that. 719 00:47:35,156 --> 00:47:40,727 ROY Eh. It's a bad idea, a bunch of kids buildin' a boat. 720 00:47:40,770 --> 00:47:45,732 EMMA One, we're not kids. Two, if you have any advice to offer, 721 00:47:45,775 --> 00:47:48,039 you are more than welcome to come help out. 722 00:47:48,082 --> 00:47:52,652 ROY Ahh. I'd have to go home, get my tools. 723 00:47:52,695 --> 00:47:54,741 EMMA We have everything already. 724 00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:56,874 ROY I bet you don't have the makings of a Tom Collins. 725 00:47:56,917 --> 00:48:03,881 EMMA Gin, lemon juice, sugar, club soda? Follow me, sir. 726 00:48:04,925 --> 00:48:06,927 ROY Eddie! 727 00:48:06,971 --> 00:48:11,279 [SWEET MUSIC MONTAGE] 728 00:48:13,281 --> 00:48:15,022 ROY When I came in here, I saw a plane like that, 729 00:48:15,066 --> 00:48:18,243 I don't wanna see a plane like that. 730 00:48:24,118 --> 00:48:26,947 ROY You'll dull the blade, alright, you find the blade here, 731 00:48:26,991 --> 00:48:29,689 adjust the blade by turning this thing- 732 00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:43,572 ROY Get the blade to the length you want, and you can- 733 00:48:44,747 --> 00:48:46,706 ROY Rachel you're gonna hold on to that one there, we're gonna 734 00:48:46,749 --> 00:48:50,666 bend this gunnel in- nope, you gotta hold it Rachel. 735 00:48:55,193 --> 00:48:58,587 ROY Okay, so there's one for you, and there's one for you, 736 00:48:58,631 --> 00:49:00,415 and there's one for you down there. 737 00:49:00,459 --> 00:49:03,853 ROY Bend it round, hold on tight. 738 00:49:03,897 --> 00:49:06,030 ROY -and one for you. There you go. 739 00:49:06,073 --> 00:49:10,382 ROY And that's how we bend our gunnel into place. 740 00:49:14,038 --> 00:49:15,996 PHONE [V.O.] Next message. 741 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:21,523 BABCIA [V.O.] Barkley, I am not supposed to call you anymore. 742 00:49:21,567 --> 00:49:30,793 We did everything for you. You are shaming us. 743 00:49:32,056 --> 00:49:34,449 [PHONE RINGS] 744 00:49:34,493 --> 00:49:36,190 RACHEL We're all changing in our cabin, right? For dinner. 745 00:49:36,234 --> 00:49:37,496 And then this one camper in our cabin- 746 00:49:37,539 --> 00:49:38,845 EMMA Alex. 747 00:49:38,888 --> 00:49:40,629 RACHEL Oh yeah, Alex! Alex swings the door open 748 00:49:40,673 --> 00:49:41,935 on the way back from the bathroom- 749 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:43,067 EMMA But we were all sitting there topless 750 00:49:43,110 --> 00:49:44,372 like right across from the dining hall. 751 00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:45,504 RACHEL It was the boys dining- 752 00:49:45,547 --> 00:49:46,896 BARKLEY This isn't gonna float, guys. 753 00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:49,029 EMMA So everybody is freaking out, and screaming, 754 00:49:49,073 --> 00:49:50,552 which only makes all the boys look across 755 00:49:50,596 --> 00:49:51,684 and see us all top-naked. 756 00:49:51,727 --> 00:49:53,338 BARKLEY We gotta start over. 757 00:49:53,381 --> 00:49:54,469 EMMA And the more the girls scream, the more the boys look, 758 00:49:54,513 --> 00:49:56,167 so like if anyone was missing it before, 759 00:49:56,210 --> 00:49:57,168 they're all catching it now. 760 00:49:57,211 --> 00:49:58,517 BARKLEY We should scrap it - 761 00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,779 RACHEL And then Emma goes, 762 00:49:59,822 --> 00:50:01,868 RACHEL /EMMA ok! They get dinner and a show! 763 00:50:01,911 --> 00:50:04,218 BARKLEY Shut up for a second! You can't build a boat 764 00:50:04,262 --> 00:50:05,567 on a shitty foundation. 765 00:50:05,611 --> 00:50:07,874 RACHEL Well we can make it work, right Barkley? 766 00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:11,008 BARKLEY Look, we can get new materials and make something amazing 767 00:50:11,051 --> 00:50:12,487 with what we already know. 768 00:50:12,531 --> 00:50:15,099 EMMA No. I don't wanna start a new project, 769 00:50:15,142 --> 00:50:16,709 this is the boat I came here to build. 770 00:50:16,752 --> 00:50:20,060 BARKLEY This boat? Bullshit! 771 00:50:20,104 --> 00:50:21,453 RACHEL I think you might be overreacting. 772 00:50:21,496 --> 00:50:23,324 EMMA Yeah. Relax, Barkley. 773 00:50:23,368 --> 00:50:28,155 BARKLEY I can't relax, okay, seriously? I can't go home in two weeks. 774 00:50:32,464 --> 00:50:35,554 RACHEL Remember at camp? 775 00:50:35,597 --> 00:50:39,253 EMMA The Kelsey thing? 776 00:50:39,297 --> 00:50:42,039 RACHEL. I'll go get some socks. 777 00:50:53,485 --> 00:50:58,272 RACHEL Hi, mister bubbles! Why are you as blue as your buttons? 778 00:50:58,316 --> 00:51:02,450 EMMA Oh, camp is ending today, I can't go home, 779 00:51:02,494 --> 00:51:04,583 my parents are mad at me. 780 00:51:04,626 --> 00:51:07,803 RACHEL I'm sure your parents miss you very much 781 00:51:07,847 --> 00:51:09,979 and can't wait to have you home again. 782 00:51:10,023 --> 00:51:13,940 EMMA No! They said I made questionable decisions! 783 00:51:13,983 --> 00:51:18,118 RACHEL All parents say that when they catch their children having sex 784 00:51:18,162 --> 00:51:21,556 with strange lumber workers in the driveway! 785 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:26,387 EMMA Hope I didn't get splinters from handling wood! 786 00:51:26,431 --> 00:51:31,175 BARKLEY At least one of us got laid this summer! 787 00:51:31,218 --> 00:51:36,136 RACHEL I bet you had a fantastic tiiime . 788 00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:38,138 EMMA Huh hu huh. 789 00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:39,531 RACHEL Hmhmh. 790 00:51:50,237 --> 00:51:53,762 ROY Finally, one of you fettered the wood properly. 791 00:51:53,806 --> 00:51:56,156 Nice chine, Barbie. 792 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,463 EMMA You should call me Skipper, because 793 00:51:58,506 --> 00:52:00,204 that's Barbie s sister, and a boat pun. 794 00:52:00,247 --> 00:52:02,423 ROY Well you don't know the first thing about bein' a skipper. 795 00:52:02,467 --> 00:52:07,472 EMMA Okay, I can see I hit a nerve. Do you need a Tom Collins? 796 00:52:07,515 --> 00:52:13,042 ROY Nope! I need a break. Hey you should all come meet my friends! 797 00:52:13,086 --> 00:52:14,914 BARKLEY You have friends who are still alive? 798 00:52:14,957 --> 00:52:18,483 ROY I'm gonna kill that one. No! They used to crew 799 00:52:18,526 --> 00:52:19,440 on my oyster boat. 800 00:52:19,484 --> 00:52:21,050 RACHEL You worked on a boat? 801 00:52:21,094 --> 00:52:25,707 ROY I owned a boat. Ah, it was a long time ago. 802 00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:27,535 EMMA Why don't you do it anymore? 803 00:52:27,579 --> 00:52:31,713 ROY Nobody does it anymore. Used to be you could pull in oysters the 804 00:52:31,757 --> 00:52:35,891 size of your hand, easy pickins. Corporate assholes saw an 805 00:52:35,935 --> 00:52:39,156 opportunity, put all the locals out of business, then they 806 00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:41,984 overfarmed the bay, and they went down too. 807 00:52:42,028 --> 00:52:43,769 EMMA That's horrible. 808 00:52:43,812 --> 00:52:50,906 ROY That's life. Got a job sellin insurance. Eh. 809 00:52:50,950 --> 00:52:55,650 At least I got to keep my house, my dogs. 810 00:52:56,869 --> 00:52:58,566 EMMA What was the boat's name? 811 00:52:58,610 --> 00:53:03,005 ROY Her name was June. 812 00:53:03,049 --> 00:53:04,311 EMMA Don't you ever miss it? 813 00:53:04,355 --> 00:53:05,312 ROY Come on, come and meet my friends. 814 00:53:05,356 --> 00:53:07,488 BARKLEY I'm good. 815 00:53:07,532 --> 00:53:11,275 RACHEL You should go. 816 00:53:11,318 --> 00:53:21,198 EMMA I would be honored. 817 00:53:21,241 --> 00:53:22,938 BOB Nothin's bitin, nothin at all. 818 00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:26,246 DAN Not at all, maybe we shoulda poured some beer on the lure! 819 00:53:26,290 --> 00:53:29,989 VEST LADY To the right, to the right! No, come on! To the right! 820 00:53:30,032 --> 00:53:33,558 BOB Hey! Nice vest! Hope it floats! 821 00:53:33,601 --> 00:53:37,953 DAN Might be easier if you turn it around and pull it in! Hahaha 822 00:53:37,997 --> 00:53:41,696 ROY Watch and learn. Bob, Dan. 823 00:53:41,740 --> 00:53:42,871 DAN / BOB Hey Roy! 824 00:53:42,915 --> 00:53:44,525 BOB How you doin? Pull up a brewski. 825 00:53:44,569 --> 00:53:46,266 VEST LADY Keep going. 826 00:53:46,310 --> 00:53:48,877 ROY Hey lady, maybe my buddies and me lay a bit o track to help 827 00:53:48,921 --> 00:53:53,012 you get that boat in the water. 828 00:53:56,015 --> 00:53:58,235 Well? 829 00:53:58,278 --> 00:54:01,760 EMMA Hey buddy, uh, all hands on deck! 830 00:54:04,023 --> 00:54:06,591 [GROUP ROARS IN LAUGHTER] 831 00:54:06,634 --> 00:54:09,071 ROY Your chair awaits. Beer me. 832 00:54:09,115 --> 00:54:10,508 BOB This stuff tastes like piss. 833 00:54:10,551 --> 00:54:12,901 DAN Oh it's good. 834 00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:20,300 RACHEL What kind of bird is that do you think? 835 00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:21,301 BARKLEY Red tailed hawk. 836 00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:23,172 EMMA Osprey. Blue heron. 837 00:54:23,216 --> 00:54:24,391 BARKLEY Probably wrong. 838 00:54:24,435 --> 00:54:25,305 EMMA Maryland state. 839 00:54:25,349 --> 00:54:26,524 BARKLEY You're from here? 840 00:54:26,567 --> 00:54:28,177 EMMA State bird. Yea I am from here. 841 00:54:32,181 --> 00:54:36,098 EMMA Holy shit you guys, this is the prettiest place I've ever heard. 842 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,341 BARKLEY It's so beautiful here. 843 00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:05,302 EMMA Are you guys hearing this? 844 00:55:10,829 --> 00:55:14,789 [WAVES RIPPLING] 845 00:55:16,878 --> 00:55:22,014 [ROAR OF AN ENGINE] 846 00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:29,891 [LAPPING WATER] 847 00:55:39,292 --> 00:55:44,906 BARKLEY Mmm, someone's getting fancy for our crab excursion tomorrow. 848 00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:46,778 EMMA I thought we all agreed not to be the hot one. 849 00:55:46,821 --> 00:55:50,129 RACHEL You are more than welcome to use some of the mask, but there is 850 00:55:50,172 --> 00:55:53,393 nothing I can do about being the hot one. 851 00:55:53,437 --> 00:55:56,570 BARKLEY Is there someone in town we are trying to impress? 852 00:55:56,614 --> 00:56:01,445 EMMA Or someone in a uniform! [FAP FAP FAP] 853 00:56:01,488 --> 00:56:03,577 Are you going back out to the garage? 854 00:56:03,621 --> 00:56:07,320 RACHEL No, I think I really wanna get some sleep. 855 00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:09,801 EMMA Okay. 856 00:56:09,844 --> 00:56:13,108 BARKLEY Wear this. 857 00:56:23,641 --> 00:56:24,293 EMMA Rach! 858 00:56:24,337 --> 00:56:26,165 RACHEL I'm coming! 859 00:56:29,516 --> 00:56:30,822 BARKLEY Sure you don't wanna come? 860 00:56:30,865 --> 00:56:32,563 EMMA Eh, I wanna keep working. I'm on a roll. 861 00:56:32,606 --> 00:56:34,129 DUSTY You ready? 862 00:56:34,173 --> 00:56:35,392 BARKLEY Yeah. 863 00:56:42,616 --> 00:56:44,401 DUSTY Let's go. 864 00:56:44,662 --> 00:56:47,926 [PHONE RINGS] 865 00:56:52,626 --> 00:56:55,455 EMMA'S MOM [V.O.] Hi. You've reach Art and Marleen Turner. 866 00:56:55,499 --> 00:56:57,979 Please leave a message after the beep. Thanks! 867 00:56:58,023 --> 00:57:00,025 [BEEEEP] 868 00:57:00,068 --> 00:57:02,419 MARIE THOMAS [V.O.] Hi Marleen, it's Marie Thomas, from the vacation rental? 869 00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:04,856 And I just wanted to let you know that we're taking 870 00:57:04,899 --> 00:57:06,901 you up on your offer to come in early. 871 00:57:06,945 --> 00:57:12,385 We'll be there the day after tomorrow, thank you so much. 872 00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:20,828 BARKLEY Wow, so that's the famous mural. Nice. 873 00:57:20,872 --> 00:57:23,048 DUSTY If there were any way not to drive past it every day, 874 00:57:23,091 --> 00:57:24,702 I would do it. 875 00:57:29,054 --> 00:57:31,273 DUSTY Voila! Woody's. 876 00:57:34,189 --> 00:57:37,366 After you. 877 00:57:56,864 --> 00:57:59,650 DUSTY Thank you. 878 00:57:59,693 --> 00:58:02,217 WOODY'S WAITRESS Hi, my name is Darcy, I'll be your server today. 879 00:58:02,261 --> 00:58:04,002 What can I get you? 880 00:58:04,045 --> 00:58:06,961 BARKLEY Well, I know what I want. I want the Dusty's Maryland 881 00:58:07,005 --> 00:58:09,181 blue crab marathon. If I finishi all three courses 882 00:58:09,224 --> 00:58:11,966 I get my picture on Dusty's wall of fame, right? 883 00:58:12,010 --> 00:58:14,621 WOODY'S WAITRESS Yes ma'am, and all competitors get to wear the 884 00:58:14,665 --> 00:58:17,058 Dusty's Maryland blue crab marathon hat! 885 00:58:17,102 --> 00:58:19,626 BARKLEY Excellent! One of those, please! 886 00:58:19,670 --> 00:58:22,368 DUSTY So they got a great tiki bar in the back. 887 00:58:22,411 --> 00:58:24,370 WOODY'S WAITRESS They make a really good Peach on the Beach. 888 00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:28,330 BARKLEY Will you guys excuse me, I'll be right back. 889 00:58:36,077 --> 00:58:40,429 WOODY's WAITRESS I'll give you a minute. 890 00:58:46,566 --> 00:58:49,569 EMMA God damn it! 891 00:58:53,486 --> 00:58:55,662 ROY Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you alright? 892 00:58:55,706 --> 00:58:57,098 EMMA I'm fine. 893 00:58:57,142 --> 00:58:58,883 ROY What's goin on in here, world war three? 894 00:58:58,926 --> 00:59:03,148 EMMA No, I'm just here, building a boat by myself with forty eight 895 00:59:03,191 --> 00:59:05,237 hours to go until our cabin is commandeered 896 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,978 by some random renters. 897 00:59:07,021 --> 00:59:12,549 ROY Don't stand around whining. If I have to help ya to shut ya up, 898 00:59:12,592 --> 00:59:17,249 I will. What do we need here, a drill? 899 00:59:21,209 --> 00:59:24,561 This isn't too bad. 900 00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,608 RACHEL [OS] I have shot a gun before! I bought a deal online. 901 00:59:28,652 --> 00:59:31,742 DUSTY That I'm gonna have to see. How are you? 902 00:59:31,785 --> 00:59:33,308 RACHEL Surprisingly good. 903 00:59:33,352 --> 00:59:35,441 WOODY'S WAITRESS How's your family, Dusty? 904 00:59:35,484 --> 00:59:36,703 DUSTY Good, Ell- 905 00:59:36,747 --> 00:59:38,618 BARKLEY -are you guys ready to go? 906 00:59:38,662 --> 00:59:42,230 WOODY'S WAITRESS I'm gonna have to take that back. 907 01:00:08,648 --> 01:00:09,997 EMMA Ow, Jesus. 908 01:00:10,041 --> 01:00:11,390 BARKLEY Be careful, those are mine! 909 01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:13,479 EMMA If you spent a little less time on these, 910 01:00:13,522 --> 01:00:15,176 maybe we might have a boat by now. 911 01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:17,004 BARKLEY All the time in the world couldn't save this boat. 912 01:00:17,048 --> 01:00:19,616 EMMA Uh, you know what? Literally any person that I picked out of the 913 01:00:19,659 --> 01:00:22,444 lumber department would have been more helpful than you. 914 01:00:22,488 --> 01:00:24,229 The trash can lady would have been more helpful than you. 915 01:00:24,272 --> 01:00:25,796 BARKLEY What do you want me to do, your boat is shitty, 916 01:00:25,839 --> 01:00:27,362 you can't engineer your way out of it. 917 01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:28,973 EMMA But you can engineer your way into my 918 01:00:29,016 --> 01:00:31,453 passenger seat, miss I have a discount! 919 01:00:31,497 --> 01:00:33,673 RACHEL You know, when my kids get really upset with each other, 920 01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:37,590 I tell them to close their eyes, and tense all the muscles 921 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,679 in their bodies and then release slowly 922 01:00:39,723 --> 01:00:43,683 from their toes to the tippy tops of their heads. 923 01:00:46,904 --> 01:00:50,298 But I guess since you are both adults, I will go pretend to 924 01:00:50,342 --> 01:00:54,041 pee and you can work out your own issues. 925 01:00:54,085 --> 01:00:55,739 EMMA Are you freakin' serious right now? 926 01:00:55,782 --> 01:00:56,783 BARKLEY It's not working. 927 01:00:56,827 --> 01:00:58,176 EMMA Pick it up. Pick up the plane. 928 01:00:58,219 --> 01:01:02,136 [EMMA AND BARKLEY ARGUE] 929 01:01:14,322 --> 01:01:17,456 [CAR APPROACHES] 930 01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:24,463 DUSTY Hey female aggressor number three. I brought some food, 931 01:01:24,506 --> 01:01:25,290 have you eaten yet? 932 01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:27,074 RACHEL No. 933 01:01:27,118 --> 01:01:29,163 DUSTY Great, well, lemme just park and then I'll take a look at what 934 01:01:29,207 --> 01:01:30,512 you guys have got done in there. 935 01:01:30,556 --> 01:01:32,732 RACHEL I would not go in there if I were you. 936 01:01:32,776 --> 01:01:35,300 We got word yesterday we have to vacate tomorrow, 937 01:01:35,343 --> 01:01:37,345 and tempers are running kind of hot. 938 01:01:37,389 --> 01:01:38,782 DUSTY Well I'm sure it s not that bad. 939 01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:43,134 RACHEL Take my advice. Don't go towards the light. 940 01:01:43,177 --> 01:01:44,875 DUSTY Won't they have heard my truck though? 941 01:01:44,918 --> 01:01:46,790 What if they come exploring? 942 01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:49,314 RACHEL It would be wise for you to beat a hasty retreat. 943 01:01:49,357 --> 01:01:52,709 Leave me behind. I'm too far gone. 944 01:01:52,752 --> 01:01:59,411 DUSTY No! Hop in! They'll never take us alive. 945 01:01:59,454 --> 01:02:01,718 [ARGUING IN THE DISTANCE] 946 01:02:07,854 --> 01:02:10,030 RACHEL Drive. 947 01:02:20,780 --> 01:02:22,477 DUSTY RACHEL Bink! Bink! 948 01:02:25,393 --> 01:02:27,395 DUSTY You're something special, Rach 949 01:02:27,439 --> 01:02:31,008 RACHEL No. I'm pretty normal. Boring. 950 01:02:31,051 --> 01:02:33,314 I don't even do anything with my life. 951 01:02:33,358 --> 01:02:34,751 DUSTY What are you talking about, you're awesome. 952 01:02:34,794 --> 01:02:37,362 You obviously love your kids, you're very creative. 953 01:02:37,405 --> 01:02:40,321 RACHEL I'm not creative. Emma's creative. 954 01:02:40,365 --> 01:02:43,150 There's never a moment where Emma sits down 955 01:02:43,194 --> 01:02:45,805 and has nothing to do. She's always 956 01:02:45,849 --> 01:02:49,678 recording sounds or doing foley for free or promoting herself. 957 01:02:49,722 --> 01:02:52,203 DUSTY Yeah, but she complains about that stuff incessantly. 958 01:02:52,246 --> 01:02:56,685 RACHEL But she's willing to do it, because her entire universe 959 01:02:56,729 --> 01:03:02,474 revolves around sound. My entire universe gets paused, from 3PM 960 01:03:02,517 --> 01:03:04,171 on Friday through 7 AM on Monday. 961 01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:06,608 DUSTY Yeah, but look at you this summer. This seems like a total 962 01:03:06,652 --> 01:03:09,916 departure from the norm for you. And Emma made it a point of 963 01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:11,700 involving her best friend in that. 964 01:03:11,744 --> 01:03:15,356 RACHEL Fun fact: Emma asked a random stranger in a lumber department 965 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,795 to drive across the country with her and build a boat. You wanna 966 01:03:18,838 --> 01:03:20,709 know what she asked me to do? She asked me 967 01:03:20,753 --> 01:03:24,888 to water her plants. I'm great at watering plants. 968 01:03:24,931 --> 01:03:26,498 DUSTY Yeah, but Rach, you gotta be- 969 01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:28,717 RACHEL And now she has Barkley to swap war stories with. 970 01:03:28,761 --> 01:03:30,632 And when they achieve success, 971 01:03:30,676 --> 01:03:33,505 which they will, they're not gonna respect me. 972 01:03:33,548 --> 01:03:37,030 I was never in the trenches. I read about the trenches. 973 01:03:37,074 --> 01:03:41,078 Why, I sent sandwiches into the trenches, but I went straight 974 01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:44,168 from school to a good job and never got to bond with Emma 975 01:03:44,211 --> 01:03:45,604 about all the things twenty-somethings 976 01:03:45,647 --> 01:03:48,085 are supposed to bond about. 977 01:03:51,305 --> 01:03:54,004 DUSTY I threw my Olympic trial. 978 01:03:54,047 --> 01:03:55,309 RACHEL What? 979 01:03:55,353 --> 01:03:57,921 DUSTY My achilles had been really tender. 980 01:03:57,964 --> 01:04:01,141 And the trainers told me to take it easy until prelims. 981 01:04:01,185 --> 01:04:04,753 But I did the complete opposite. Until I tore it. 982 01:04:04,797 --> 01:04:09,019 RACHEL Why? I thought running was your thing. 983 01:04:09,062 --> 01:04:11,238 DUSTY Running in this town, I was always the best. 984 01:04:11,282 --> 01:04:14,546 And everybody loved me for it. So much so, in fact, 985 01:04:14,589 --> 01:04:16,722 that they all chipped in and sponsored me. 986 01:04:16,765 --> 01:04:20,857 But when I got to Sydney, I just panicked. 987 01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:23,816 I didn't want anyone to know that I tried and failed. 988 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:30,127 So I limped home a tragic hero. And now every time I drive 989 01:04:30,170 --> 01:04:34,392 by that mural, I see the biggest coward I know. 990 01:04:34,435 --> 01:04:39,005 RACHEL You're not a coward. You're an officer of the law. 991 01:04:39,049 --> 01:04:41,399 You wouldn't let female aggressor number three litter, 992 01:04:41,442 --> 01:04:44,576 would you? You wouldn't let female aggressor 993 01:04:44,619 --> 01:04:46,099 number three deface police property, would you? 994 01:04:46,143 --> 01:04:48,014 DUSTY Hey, cut that out. 995 01:04:48,058 --> 01:04:51,931 RACHEL Oh- officer, I just got off the phone with the weather man. 996 01:04:51,975 --> 01:04:54,891 He warned me about a big wave hitting this town. 997 01:04:54,934 --> 01:04:58,938 A crime wave. And it's already here. 998 01:05:04,291 --> 01:05:06,076 DUSTY Woah. 999 01:05:07,816 --> 01:05:12,082 RACHEL Officer, are you gonna retrieve that projectile? 1000 01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:18,653 DUSTY No, I'm gonna take out the source. 1001 01:05:18,697 --> 01:05:20,568 RACHEL Then you better whip out the big guns, 1002 01:05:20,612 --> 01:05:23,920 cuz this fiend is nefarious. 1003 01:05:26,444 --> 01:05:30,448 ROY Ya need to buy more wood and scarf new planks on both sides, 1004 01:05:30,491 --> 01:05:34,800 there s no way you're gonna finish this in time. Why don't 1005 01:05:34,843 --> 01:05:37,063 you leave it in my garage, and I'll finish it. 1006 01:05:37,107 --> 01:05:40,153 EMMA Okay. Thanks Roy, but we had one goal for this trip, 1007 01:05:40,197 --> 01:05:42,155 and if I accomplish nothing else in my lifetime, 1008 01:05:42,199 --> 01:05:43,852 I am gonna finish this boat by tomorrow. 1009 01:05:43,896 --> 01:05:46,420 ROY That's unrealistic, you won't get it done in time. 1010 01:05:46,464 --> 01:05:50,903 You don't know what you're doing. It's idiotic to just 1011 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:53,950 announce that you're gonna build a boat one day with no plans. 1012 01:05:53,993 --> 01:05:55,952 EMMA What a surprise, Roy thinks I should quit something. 1013 01:05:55,995 --> 01:05:57,866 ROY What's that supposed to mean? 1014 01:05:57,910 --> 01:05:59,999 BARKLEY It's obviously important to her, so can we just get back to work? 1015 01:06:00,043 --> 01:06:03,698 Or, or fight outside, so I don't have to listen to this. 1016 01:06:21,194 --> 01:06:23,631 DUSTY No, Rachel, I can't. 1017 01:06:30,464 --> 01:06:32,597 Rachel, I am so sorry. 1018 01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:37,036 I like the guy you saw in me. But I don't want to 1019 01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:42,563 be a coward anymore. Come on, let me take you home. 1020 01:06:42,607 --> 01:06:48,700 Rachel. Please. Let me take you home. 1021 01:06:48,743 --> 01:06:51,007 EMMA I am not going to quit this. 1022 01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:52,747 I am gonna make this work, come hell or high water. 1023 01:06:52,791 --> 01:06:56,447 ROY Well any water at all, and this thing's gonna fall apart. 1024 01:06:56,490 --> 01:06:59,015 Why don't you just give up. 1025 01:06:59,058 --> 01:07:02,018 EMMA All I am trying to do is not be you. 1026 01:07:02,061 --> 01:07:04,368 ROY What are you talkin about, this stupid boat? 1027 01:07:04,411 --> 01:07:06,109 What are you talkin' about? 1028 01:07:06,152 --> 01:07:08,589 EMMA No. Come on. I know you know what it feels like to have one 1029 01:07:08,633 --> 01:07:10,069 thing in the world that you care about, 1030 01:07:10,113 --> 01:07:12,680 that can make you happy, and I don't understand 1031 01:07:12,724 --> 01:07:15,031 how you could just let it go. 1032 01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:16,554 ROY I learned to be happy doin' something else. 1033 01:07:16,597 --> 01:07:18,991 EMMA Like what, Roy. What is making you happy, your house? 1034 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,775 ROY My house. My dog. 1035 01:07:20,819 --> 01:07:22,908 EMMA How could you just stop trying? When the oysters disappeared, 1036 01:07:22,951 --> 01:07:24,214 you shoulda kept sailing. 1037 01:07:24,257 --> 01:07:25,954 ROY What exactly was I supposed to do? 1038 01:07:25,998 --> 01:07:28,174 EMMA You were supposed to figure it out. I don't know if I'm ever 1039 01:07:28,218 --> 01:07:30,785 not gonna be broke. And I don't know if anyone in my life is 1040 01:07:30,829 --> 01:07:32,961 ever going to think that I am not a total loser. 1041 01:07:33,005 --> 01:07:35,181 But I am trying, and you should have tried. 1042 01:07:35,225 --> 01:07:36,574 Rockfish, crab- 1043 01:07:36,617 --> 01:07:38,184 ROY Those options would have been just as risky! 1044 01:07:38,228 --> 01:07:39,925 I couldn't go through that again! 1045 01:07:39,968 --> 01:07:42,145 You gotta know when to cash in your chips, 1046 01:07:42,188 --> 01:07:44,930 Emma. You gotta learn to be happy doin' a real job. 1047 01:07:44,973 --> 01:07:47,324 EMMA Sound design is a real job! 1048 01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:50,283 ROY Well the next time I need a professional sound designer, 1049 01:07:50,327 --> 01:07:52,764 I'll make sure to tip my hat! 1050 01:07:55,114 --> 01:07:57,812 EMMA Rachel, where have you- 1051 01:08:21,140 --> 01:08:23,577 RACHEL Are you still gonna love me when I'm sixty four? 1052 01:08:23,621 --> 01:08:26,972 EMMA You're my best friend, Rachel. Of course I will. 1053 01:08:27,015 --> 01:08:31,237 RACHEL You don't just like me cuz I look good watering plants? 1054 01:08:31,281 --> 01:08:36,155 EMMA No. I like you because you're the smartest monst generous 1055 01:08:36,199 --> 01:08:39,550 thoughtful person I know. And I am sorry to inform you 1056 01:08:39,593 --> 01:08:42,161 but your assistance with my plants will no longer be 1057 01:08:42,205 --> 01:08:44,859 required as I am sure they have met their untimely demise 1058 01:08:44,903 --> 01:08:47,427 by now. 1059 01:08:49,081 --> 01:08:56,088 EMMA I'll get you some water. 1060 01:08:56,132 --> 01:09:01,137 Hey. I like that you need me too, sometimes. 1061 01:09:05,663 --> 01:09:10,798 [PHONE RINGS] 1062 01:09:16,239 --> 01:09:17,631 [CRASH] 1063 01:09:17,675 --> 01:09:20,417 BARKLEY Fuck! 1064 01:09:26,510 --> 01:09:29,861 [DISTANT THUMPING] 1065 01:09:32,429 --> 01:09:35,867 [SMASH] 1066 01:09:36,302 --> 01:09:40,785 BARKLEY This is making us miserable! We didn't accomplish anything! 1067 01:09:40,828 --> 01:09:44,702 We're no better off than when we started! 1068 01:09:47,531 --> 01:09:50,534 You! The way your parents see you has nothing 1069 01:09:50,577 --> 01:09:53,014 to do with the one time you couldn't finish a boat. 1070 01:09:53,058 --> 01:09:57,628 Move on! The only reason we're losers is cause 1071 01:09:57,671 --> 01:10:01,936 that we think that building a boat would make us not losers! 1072 01:10:08,639 --> 01:10:09,944 I have to figure out my own goddamn life 1073 01:10:09,988 --> 01:10:12,730 before I can solve your problems. 1074 01:10:17,822 --> 01:10:21,913 [HIGH PITCHED RINGING] 1075 01:10:47,330 --> 01:10:54,641 EMMA Hey, uh, Mr. Montana, How are you? It's Emma Turner. Um, 1076 01:10:54,685 --> 01:10:58,254 I am really sorry about the Alabama Hot Pocket section? 1077 01:11:16,315 --> 01:11:19,144 EMMA There's no more work for you here! 1078 01:11:26,151 --> 01:11:31,199 No, please, porn foley is all that I have! 1079 01:11:36,944 --> 01:11:40,339 What's that, a time machine, let's see what our 1080 01:11:40,383 --> 01:11:45,823 future looks like! [SLURPING REWIND SOUND] 1081 01:11:48,129 --> 01:11:51,568 Look. What a decrepit hovel! And what's with 1082 01:11:51,611 --> 01:11:56,137 all these cans of cat food all over the floor? Oh, shh, shh, 1083 01:11:56,181 --> 01:12:02,709 look- it's old Emma! She still has her figure but she has lost 1084 01:12:02,753 --> 01:12:08,149 her hair. But why isn't she at work? Oh, because she never 1085 01:12:08,193 --> 01:12:11,979 found work in this town again, because this 1086 01:12:12,023 --> 01:12:17,550 is what her future looks like without sound design. 1087 01:14:10,881 --> 01:14:13,753 EMMA Barkley obliterated the boat. 1088 01:14:18,236 --> 01:14:20,107 RACHEL She's been having a rough time. 1089 01:14:20,151 --> 01:14:21,631 EMMA Seems like it. 1090 01:14:21,674 --> 01:14:24,372 RACHEL Lemme fill you in on a few things. 1091 01:14:38,865 --> 01:14:40,911 EMMA Stealin' my stuff, Barkley? 1092 01:14:40,954 --> 01:14:44,349 BARKLEY No, I'm just putting it away. I already ordered a shuttle 1093 01:14:44,392 --> 01:14:46,177 to the Baltimore airport, but they said 1094 01:14:46,220 --> 01:14:49,397 it would take five hours to get here. In five hours, I'm gone. 1095 01:14:51,051 --> 01:14:54,838 EMMA You don't have to leave. You were right. 1096 01:14:54,881 --> 01:14:56,753 Not subtle, but right. 1097 01:14:56,796 --> 01:15:02,236 BARKLEY I don't know what to do with my life. 1098 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:06,458 EMMA We'll figure it out. For right now, 1099 01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:11,768 Rachel has requested our presence outside. 1100 01:15:24,084 --> 01:15:25,651 EMMA When did you get this? 1101 01:15:25,695 --> 01:15:29,046 RACHEL Before we left LA. It took me two minutes to pack, 1102 01:15:29,089 --> 01:15:30,961 two minutes to make sandwiches, 1103 01:15:31,004 --> 01:15:32,832 and one minute to Google 1104 01:15:32,876 --> 01:15:36,575 easiest, fastest boat kit, and order this one. 1105 01:15:36,619 --> 01:15:39,622 May I present: the fifth minute! 1106 01:15:42,189 --> 01:15:43,147 EMMA I love it. 1107 01:15:43,190 --> 01:15:44,278 RACHEL Hand me the plans! 1108 01:15:44,322 --> 01:15:45,541 EMMA Yup. 1109 01:16:36,287 --> 01:16:37,984 EMMA Roy! 1110 01:16:47,559 --> 01:16:53,086 EMMA He is ignoring me. No boat viewing for him. 1111 01:16:53,130 --> 01:16:54,653 RACHEL We need a name for it. 1112 01:16:54,697 --> 01:16:57,482 EMMA I know what it should be. Let's get paint. 1113 01:16:57,525 --> 01:17:00,920 BARKLEY Oh yeah. Hardware stores. My favorite. 1114 01:17:00,964 --> 01:17:03,706 EMMA Hey. When you're done with Lumber Steve, 1115 01:17:03,749 --> 01:17:06,752 I know a couple single guys in the Home Depot 1116 01:17:06,796 --> 01:17:08,624 lumber department, so, don't think that 1117 01:17:08,667 --> 01:17:10,800 wells run dry. You're welcome. 1118 01:17:10,843 --> 01:17:11,539 BARKLEY Bitch. 1119 01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:13,367 EMMA Slut. 1120 01:17:13,411 --> 01:17:15,326 BARKLEY Speaking of, you want us to kneecap any police officers? 1121 01:17:15,369 --> 01:17:17,458 EMMA We could cut his other achilles. 1122 01:17:17,502 --> 01:17:19,286 RACHEL I'm just glad he didn t arrest me 1123 01:17:19,330 --> 01:17:21,245 for all the crimes I committed. 1124 01:17:21,288 --> 01:17:22,463 BARKLEY Excuse me? 1125 01:17:22,507 --> 01:17:26,642 RACHEL There was a one woman crime wave! 1126 01:17:30,907 --> 01:17:33,692 BARKLEY I'm sorry I murdered your boat. 1127 01:17:34,475 --> 01:17:38,392 EMMA It was dead before we got here. 1128 01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:47,663 [SWEET ACOUSTIC MONTAGE] 1129 01:18:25,091 --> 01:18:27,877 RADIO DISPATCH We got another 390 at the boat ramp. 1130 01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:30,401 DUSTY Officer responding. 1131 01:18:39,018 --> 01:18:40,846 ROY Hey, city boy, you gonna able to make it back there 1132 01:18:40,890 --> 01:18:47,200 without your GPS? Hey, city boy, 1133 01:18:47,244 --> 01:18:49,637 what the hell you think you're doin ? 1134 01:18:49,681 --> 01:18:56,601 The only knot you ever tie in a cravat! Hey! City boy! 1135 01:18:56,644 --> 01:19:01,693 Ho! Yeah! Hey, I like your beard, 1136 01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:05,088 looks like a cat died on your face! What're you lookin' at? 1137 01:19:05,131 --> 01:19:07,917 DUSTY Roy, put the cans down. I'm sorry sir, I got him, I got him. 1138 01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:10,049 Come on, Roy, lemme take you home. 1139 01:19:10,093 --> 01:19:11,659 ROY I don't wanna go home. 1140 01:19:11,703 --> 01:19:13,400 DUSTY Roy, we been gettin calls about you left and right. 1141 01:19:13,444 --> 01:19:15,011 If you don't want wanna go home, 1142 01:19:15,054 --> 01:19:19,319 I've only got one other place I'm authorized to take you. 1143 01:19:19,363 --> 01:19:21,147 Come on. Get in the car. 1144 01:19:21,191 --> 01:19:23,584 ROY Goodbye, jackass! 1145 01:19:23,628 --> 01:19:26,109 DUSTY I'm sorry, sir. Have a good one. 1146 01:19:26,152 --> 01:19:28,111 ROY Bye. 1147 01:19:36,728 --> 01:19:38,904 DUSTY You feelin' any better? 1148 01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:43,953 ROY Where you goin, I don't wanna go there. 1149 01:19:43,996 --> 01:19:46,520 DUSTY This ain't no taxi. 1150 01:19:46,825 --> 01:19:49,567 ROY I don't wanna see them, they don't wanna see me. 1151 01:19:49,610 --> 01:19:52,396 DUSTY Well we'll see about that. 1152 01:19:52,439 --> 01:19:55,355 ROY Jesus Christ. 1153 01:20:08,064 --> 01:20:10,762 DUSTY How long's it been since I had to pick you up. 1154 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:19,902 ROY I don't know. Two weeks. 1155 01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:24,820 DUSTY They're good for you, Roy. 1156 01:20:47,364 --> 01:20:52,108 EMMA We finished her but, can she still live in your garage? 1157 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:10,300 ♪ LIGHT ACOUSTIC MUSIC 1158 01:21:13,912 --> 01:21:16,306 ROY Woohoo! Haha! 1159 01:21:21,659 --> 01:21:26,664 ♪UPLIFTING MUSIC CLOSES IT OUT 87966

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