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You cold?
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My mood ring is turning purple.
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I'll warm you up.
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Nice chick on your arm, dude!
She's hot.
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Man. See the looks on their faces?
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They're eating their hearts out right now.
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You're the prettiest thing
to ever step foot in this town.
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Every single guy here wants you,
Tully Hart.
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But you have me, Pat Richmond.
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Hope so.
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I thought you were cool with partying.
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Duh. I… just thought
that you might have something stronger.
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Far out.
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I knew you'd be wild.
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Where's my wine?
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You don't get any wine.
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Okay.
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- I don't even get a doughnut?
- No, I'm mad at you.
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- Wha...
- You hurt my best friend in the world.
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She hurt me.
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Oh, bullshit.
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Uh, she had an affair.
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- No, she didn't.
- She practically had an affair.
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She exchanged a few flirty emails
with a PTA Dad.
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I think their hands may have touched once
as they gazed at each other
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over a pancake breakfast fundraiser
at the school.
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It was embarrassingly chaste.
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She had real feelings for him, all right?
She told me.
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- She wanted you to fight for her.
- She wanted me to leave, Tully, so I left.
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She was playing divorce chicken,
and you lost, buddy.
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It's not like that.
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- Neither of us are happy.
- Nobody's happy.
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You don't get married to be happy.
You get married so, you know,
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you have someone
to share your unhappiness with.
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Oh, I missed you.
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- How's the show?
- Fucking nightmare.
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My best producer took off for New York
to interview for some insane job
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as an embedded reporter in Iraq.
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I mean…
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I'm just hoping he doesn't get it
so things can go back to normal.
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Well, sorry to disappoint.
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No. No!
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I'm so pissed at you right now, Johnny.
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Ah, join the club. Pissed at myself.
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You can't go to Iraq. It's a war zone.
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I used to be a war correspondent.
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You remember that night back at KPOC?
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When you fell through that glass table?
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I used to have perfect knees.
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- Oh.
- Hmm.
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Do you remember
what you said to me that night?
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As I was bandaging up your knee?
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I have no idea.
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I may have been on a lot
of cocaine at the time.
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You said people like us are
incapable of leading regular lives.
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And when we try, it kills us.
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Mmm.
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What?
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So that's why you're going to Iraq?
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Because of something
a coked-up 22-year-old lunatic
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told you in the early '80s?
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No.
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- Can you believe that was 20 years ago?
- Yes.
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Oh, God.
Everything still seemed possible then.
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There was still time
to fuck up and figure it out.
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Don't worry, Johnny.
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You fucked up awful,
but there is still time to figure it out.
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You ever wonder…
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what would've happened if…
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we'd all made different choices back then?
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There's clean sheets in the guest room.
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You can finish the doughnuts.
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♪ You feel my heat
I'm just a moment behind ♪
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- Ow!
- What?
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You just elbowed me.
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No, I didn't.
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You can't even apologize for that?
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Fine. If it'll make you feel better,
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I'm sorry that your face
just hit me in the elbow.
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Does this lipstick say
"Pulitzer Prize winner"?
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They don't give Pulitzers for TV.
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That's because
they haven't seen the likes of me yet.
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Of course, no one's
gonna see the likes of me
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if Johnny Ryan doesn't get his head out
of his ass and give me a shot on camera.
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No offense. I know he's your boyfriend.
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Not my boyfriend. He likes you.
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No, he doesn't.
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He obviously does.
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I don't even care. I might…
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have had a tiny crush on him
when we first met, but I'm over it.
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Yeah, right, Mularkey.
I see through you like a window.
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Doesn't work out with Johnny,
you could always go for Mutt.
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Mutt?
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What's wrong with Mutt?
He is a sexy teddy bear.
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Plus, he is a great cameraman,
and he's got a total boner for you.
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Oh, my God. Not even.
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You never think
anyone has a boner for you,
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even when their boner is
staring you right in the face.
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I don't want to think about Mutt's boner.
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- Exactly. Eye on the prize.
- Ugh…
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I'm gonna be on camera.
You're gonna be my producer.
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Firefly Lane girls forever.
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♪ Scent and a sound
I'm lost and I'm found ♪
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♪ And I'm hungry like the wolf ♪
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Hey, girls, I brought brunch.
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Ah!
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Hi, do you want a doggy mimosa,
sweet baby Axl?
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Yes, you do. You're a good boy.
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I think my mom knows.
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Knows what?
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About the pill. And the consent form.
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It was in my bag. Now it's gone.
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- Did you talk to her about it?
- No.
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She's just gonna turn it into
a mother-daughter moment.
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- I do not want to talk to her about sex.
- I thought you weren't having sex.
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I'm not,
but she's not gonna believe that.
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You know how she...
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Tully, you should have called.
I'm really busy.
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Too busy for mimosas? Hogwash.
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Well, I am.
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Well… I'm gonna go do my homework.
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You okay?
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So good.
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You left the party early last night.
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I had a headache.
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So…
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Johnny's back.
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I know, he called.
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He spent the night in my guest bed.
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He always knows where to go first.
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Maybe you should invite him
for dinner tonight.
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I'll take Marah to the movies.
Give you guys a chance to talk.
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No, thanks. I have a big day tomorrow.
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Oh, that's right. The job.
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You want me to swing by for lunch?
Grease the wheels with your new boss?
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- Kimber loves me, you know.
- I'm good.
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All right, obviously you are upset with me
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about the consent form,
so let's just have it out.
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Damn right I'm upset. You had no right…
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Will you just let me explain?
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…giving my daughter powerful drugs
without my consent?
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She promised
she'd talk to you before she had sex.
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- Oh, so that makes it okay?
- She came to me for a reason.
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She doesn't feel comfortable
talking to you.
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She came because
she knew you wouldn't say no.
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You lecture her. You forget
what it's like to be a teenager.
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Because I'm not a teenager.
I'm an adult. I'm her mother.
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You crossed the line, Tully.
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I shouldn't be surprised.
You don't know there is a line.
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Come on, don't you think
you're overreacting just a bit?
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No. You're not a mother.
You'll never understand.
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You know what? I don't need this shit.
I was trying to help you.
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I don't need your help, Tully.
Just stay out of my problems.
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Whoa. I got you.
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Oh, no, I spilled my beer.
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I'll get you another one.
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I think you look like Ryan O'Neal.
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I think you look like heaven.
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Whoa.
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That was your tongue.
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Let's go somewhere more private.
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Mmm.
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I like kissing.
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Me too.
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Oh, I…
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I feel spinny.
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You'll feel better if you sit down.
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Wait. Wait.
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Wait, Pat.
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Pat.
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- Pat!
- What?
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Can't we just...
Can we just, like, kiss or something?
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- I thought we were…
- Uh…
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I know. I just wanna slow down.
I don't feel so good.
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Shh. I know how to make you feel better.
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No, wait.
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Wait.
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Wait. Please, please stop.
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Stop. Pat, please.
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Wait. Wait.
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I don't… I don't want to.
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I thought you were a cool girl,
Tully Hart.
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Don't be a tease.
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No, stop.
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- Pat. Pat, no.
- Shh.
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Please.
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Mom!
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Mom! Mom!
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Mom!
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Mom!
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- Robbie, you're back.
- Hey.
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Sean, Robbie's here!
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Are you doing a puzzle?
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Oh yeah, um, it's...
My mom bought it for me.
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It's really lame,
but I didn't want to hurt her feelings.
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Well, can I help? I am the puzzle master.
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Oh.
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Sure. Uh…
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it's of a horse.
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Oh, that's okay. I'll do any puzzle.
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So, no big plans
for you tonight, huh, Katie?
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No. All my friends are
at a math league conference in Seattle.
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What friends?
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- You don't have any friends.
- Shut up. Yes, I do.
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No, you don't.
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Come on, Robbie. Let's go upstairs.
Keep working on that song?
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Yeah, after we finish this corner.
We're so close.
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Okay.
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Wanna go get some more beer?
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Hey. What's wrong with you?
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What, are you mad or something?
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Hey, you asked me to kiss you. You...
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You were all over me.
You acted like you...
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Look, you can't just lead a guy on
like that and then go cold.
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It's not fair.
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I'm gonna go get some more beer.
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♪ She ain't got nothing at all ♪
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♪ She ain't got nothing at all ♪
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♪ She ain't got nothing at all ♪
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♪ She ain't got nothing at all ♪
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♪ Sweet nuthin' ♪
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♪ She ain't got nothing at all ♪
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♪ Oh, sweet, sweet nuthin'
She ain't got nothing at all ♪
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Uh, she likes carrots.
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When I was a kid, I never understood
why they called it Firefly Lane.
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There's no fireflies.
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But sometimes at night
if it gets dark enough,
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I swear it becomes,
like, this optical illusion.
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The stars turn into
all these little yellow dots
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and they start to fall all around you.
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If you squint your eyes or pretend…
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they really do look like fireflies.
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I sound like a nerd.
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How was the party?
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You don't look so good.
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Ew. You…
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reek, like puke.
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I'm fine.
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Hey.
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She's gonna get better.
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What?
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Oh.
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My aunt Georgia had cancer,
super grody, all her hair fell out,
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but she's fine now.
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Your mom's gonna be fine, too.
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Right.
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Pat Richmond…
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took me to that party.
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God, I'm so stupid.
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I didn't realize…
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I wanted him to stop.
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I told him to stop, but he wouldn't.
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When he was done…
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he just left me there.
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In the woods, like it was nothing.
256
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:26,883
What?
257
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,303
I know. You think it's my fault.
258
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:32,723
Are you okay?
We've gotta tell somebody about this.
259
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,160
- He needs to be...
- Who? I went with him, and I was drunk.
260
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,621
Nobody'll believe I didn't want it.
They'll say it's my fault.
261
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,485
- But it's not your fault.
- It doesn't matter.
262
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,984
Okay? We can't tell anybody.
I shouldn't have even told you.
263
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,488
Now it has to be our secret, okay?
264
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:53,910
Okay.
265
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,667
Okay, well, I better book it.
266
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,251
Yeah, me too. It's late.
267
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:20,854
Kate, it's me. Again.
268
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:24,358
Monday morning. This is fucking stupid.
Would you just call me back?
269
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,235
I know I shouldn't have signed that form,
270
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,571
but also, I forgive you
for all the shitty things you said.
271
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,157
I think we can agree we were both wrong,
272
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,536
and I sent you flowers to your new job,
and I picked them out myself.
273
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,287
Not my assistant.
274
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,664
So call me back.
275
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:46,380
♪ This is so strange
This is so new ♪
276
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:50,342
♪ Caught in the middle
I don't know what to do ♪
277
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,761
♪ Rhythm is my middle name ♪
278
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,057
You can't… have… this.
279
00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,394
Kimber, hi. I'm so sorry. I...
These flowers just arrived.
280
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:03,689
I didn't know. Um, I have
an overzealous friend.
281
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:05,858
Mm.
282
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,655
Kate, follow.
283
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,241
Ugh.
284
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:18,328
I am so fucking hungover
right now it is not even funny.
285
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,998
I thought maybe
we could go over my duties,
286
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,709
and you could tell me how
you'd like me to arrange your schedule,
287
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,962
and if there's anything that
you need from me right now, or...
288
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,591
I need Tully Hart.
When are you getting me that interview?
289
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:33,594
It's, um, it's in motion.
I'm into it with her people.
290
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,096
I puked twice on the way over here.
291
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,724
Maybe, um, you'd like me
to go get you some coffee?
292
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,060
Oh, yes. I am dying.
293
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,860
Could you read this email for me?
294
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,987
Oh. Of course.
295
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,114
Um…
296
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,492
"Kimber, I'm sorry
I didn't show up last night."
297
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,703
"It's not that I've met someone else,
it's just that I'd…
298
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,289
like to."
299
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,709
"I'll mail you your key."
300
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,337
"Don't call me."
301
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,339
What do you think it means?
302
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,719
Is he breaking up with me on an email?
303
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,764
I mean, it reads that way to me.
304
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,350
Ugh! Goddamn it! Fuck you, Brendan!
305
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,519
I didn't even like you anyway.
306
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,313
I just wanted someone hot
to take to my sister's wedding.
307
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,606
Ugh!
308
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,358
Modern dating is the worst.
309
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:34,071
It's like technology has turned everyone
into a bunch of ill-mannered cowards.
310
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:37,199
Nobody can have an actual
face-to-face conversation in 2003.
311
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,493
Everything is virtual. Love Is dead.
312
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,788
The Matrix is real,
and I am gonna be 30 next month.
313
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:44,873
Thirty.
314
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:51,421
I thought I'd have babies before I needed
Botox, but it is all gonna be over soon.
315
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,716
No offense.
316
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,469
Oh, it's... None taken.
317
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:02,224
Joan Didion, no! Bad dog.
318
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,307
What is she doing?
319
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,063
My poor baby's uncomfortable.
320
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,357
She needs to have her glands expressed.
321
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,568
Well, do you want me
to take her to the groomers?
322
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:16,321
I don't trust the groomer
with my little Joanie Didion.
323
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,116
I would do it myself,
but I just had a manicure.
324
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:22,411
Oh yeah. That's… tough.
325
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:26,540
Hey, maybe… Maybe you could.
326
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,626
Express her glands?
327
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,713
Yeah. Oh, it's super easy.
328
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,674
All you have to do is press on her ass
until the liquid comes out.
329
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,927
I… don't really know how to do that.
330
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,847
There's a website
with a diagram if you need help.
331
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:42,806
Uh…
332
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,725
Okay. I guess. Sure.
333
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:47,186
Great. Thank you so much.
334
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,607
You are such a pro.
335
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,025
My total hero.
336
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,485
Dear Brendan,
337
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,322
fuck you.
338
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,826
That must have been
a real low point for you.
339
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:06,330
And what did he say
when he left you at the altar?
340
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,040
Oh, it wasn't at the altar.
341
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:11,126
We were at Uncle Freddy's
by the pig roaster, and...
342
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,754
But, how did it make you feel?
343
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:18,550
To be abandoned on what should have been
the most special day of your life?
344
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,929
I just kept thinking
I wish my mother was there.
345
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:25,474
I only went so over the top
with the wedding planning 'cause I…
346
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,268
was missing her
and trying to cover up the pain.
347
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,939
My mom was everything to me, you know?
348
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,108
I just wanted my mother.
349
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,861
Stop. Lose this shot. My face looks weird.
350
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,345
It's called human emotion.
You're bringing us into her story.
351
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,700
I am distracting you from her story
with my bizarre lip quiver.
352
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,678
- Lose the shot, Sam.
- Sam, do not lose the shot.
353
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:48,306
- We'll bring up some audience shots.
- Audience? What are you crazy?
354
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,210
- We're not going to the audience.
- Do it, Sam.
355
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,810
- We don't have time for this.
- We have to output in three minutes.
356
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,628
Just bring up some audience alts.
357
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:57,381
- They're asking where the tape is.
- Just, we're almost done.
358
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,651
Know what? Dead mother's sister
was sitting in the front
359
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,875
doing an ugly cry face the entire time.
Just cut to her.
360
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,345
Tully, this is a show about you.
361
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,709
- I don't like the close up.
- Guys, this is airing today.
362
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,951
What if we play a two-shot
so I still see your reaction,
363
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,295
then cut to the ugly crying aunt.
364
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,496
Ya know, I didn't even want
to do a bridezilla episode.
365
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,747
- It is offensive.
- Two minutes.
366
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,398
- Okay!
- All right!
367
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,201
- And I still have to do the bumper.
- Fine.
368
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,068
Fine. Do it in the two-shot,
369
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:21,488
and then cut to the sobbing aunt,
you monumental pain in my ass.
370
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,282
Says the monumental pain in my ass.
371
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,828
What am I gonna do without you?
372
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,497
Drive someone else insane.
373
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:39,089
Okay, Joan.
As Madonna once said, express yourself.
374
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,426
Oh, so gross, so gross…
375
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,343
Oh, my God.
376
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:47,180
Give me five minutes. I'll be right there.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was occup...
377
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,140
Hi.
378
00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:49,391
Is that dog all right?
379
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:52,853
Oh, yeah. She's fine.
She's just a little, uh…
380
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,313
backed up. It's all good.
381
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,940
Okay, then. I'll just pretend
like I never saw any of this.
382
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,400
- Yes, please.
- Okay.
383
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,235
Shit.
384
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,155
Um, do you want me to get that for you?
385
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,699
No, it's just if it's my boss, Kimber...
386
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:08,827
You're Kimber Watts' assistant?
387
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,454
I'm her two o'clock.
388
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,831
Wait, you're Gideon Vega?
The photographer?
389
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,751
Well, not the photographer.
A photographer.
390
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,378
I am such a huge fan. I love your work.
391
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,173
Okay.
392
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:25,010
Good news, it's not Kimber.
Somebody named Johnny.
393
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,933
Oh. That's my husband.
Well, we're not married.
394
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,931
I mean, we are, but we're separated.
He's picking our daughter up at school
395
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,267
and taking her home and making her dinner.
It's awkward.
396
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,853
I mean, it's not. It's fine.
Whatever. We're figuring it out.
397
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:35,979
Why am I still talking?
398
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:37,731
Yeah.
399
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,902
I'll just put that right there for you.
400
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:42,985
Right.
401
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,073
Really nice meeting you, um…
402
00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:48,241
- Kate.
- Kate.
403
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,119
- Yeah.
- Good luck with your, uh, expressing.
404
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,039
Thanks.
405
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:00,962
Jesus, Joan.
406
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,341
This week on "Carol Tries It,"
407
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:07,052
we're exploring
the final musical frontier.
408
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:11,098
Are you tired of vinyl records
that warp and skip?
409
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:15,936
What about cassette tapes that unspool
right in the middle of your favorite song?
410
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:20,273
Well, there's a solution
coming straight from the exotic Orient.
411
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,568
It may look like something
from the year 2000,
412
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:28,532
but this technology
can be found right here in 1982.
413
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:31,076
The sound quality is clear as a bell,
414
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:35,414
and these discs are
practically indestructible.
415
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,332
See? It's scratch-proof.
416
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:42,712
Each compact disc player costs over $1000,
and are only available in Japan.
417
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:46,425
But surely CDs are the wave of the future,
418
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:50,554
or what you might call
the "new wave" of the future.
419
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:55,392
I'm Carol Mansour, and I just tried it.
420
00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:56,935
Back to you, Chuck.
421
00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:03,233
So glad I was here for the exact moment
when journalism was murdered for good.
422
00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:06,820
Right? I could've done this so much
better than her. She can't even dance.
423
00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:08,196
You guys don't get it.
424
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,240
This is Andy Kaufman-level
performance art.
425
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:11,825
Carol's a genius.
426
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,538
Why is it doing that?
427
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:17,873
Because you scratched it.
428
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,040
It's scratch-proof.
429
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,334
That's the whole point.
It's indestructible.
430
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:24,272
Don't worry. We got it. Have to trim
that back anyway. Good stuff, Carol.
431
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,173
- Yeah.
- Lights off. Lights off.
432
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:33,138
- So I heard there might be drinks later.
- Sean!
433
00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:36,308
I can't believe it.
434
00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,018
- Oh…
- Oh, my God.
435
00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:40,896
Look at you.
Mutt, this is my big brother, Sean.
436
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,773
He's been overseas.
I haven't seen him in two whole years.
437
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,693
Thank you for your service.
You have an excellent sister.
438
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:47,776
Thank you.
439
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,614
Look at you. You look so handsome.
440
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:53,241
You just look like Richard Gere
in An Officer and a Gentleman.
441
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,409
Right?
442
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,330
- Okay. Gotta get back to work.
- All right.
443
00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:00,540
I mean women must be
throwing themselves at you.
444
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:03,251
Oh, I mean, I don't... I don't know.
445
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,837
I can't believe
how glamorous this place is.
446
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,923
Well, I mean, it's kind of a dump.
447
00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:12,427
You're working with Carol Mansour.
That is Miss Washington State 1967.
448
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,972
She literally keeps her sash and tiara
in a glass case on her desk.
449
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:19,267
- Sean, you asshole!
- Oh, boy.
450
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,019
Please tell me you are back for good?
451
00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:24,481
Stationed at Kitsap for six months,
and then officially off active duty.
452
00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:26,525
Yay! Big brother's home.
453
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:29,236
- We are so partying together tonight.
- Yes, we are.
454
00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:31,780
- Hey. Johnny Ryan.
- Hey. Sean.
455
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,406
- This is Kate's big brother.
- Yes.
456
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,492
We love him even though
he used to torture us
457
00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:37,327
in the good old days on Firefly Lane.
458
00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:39,730
Oh, the good old days.
Where you moved in across the street
459
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,388
and started corrupting my little sister.
460
00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:44,918
Oh, please. Kate has always been
a good girl, even when she was bad.
461
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:46,711
I can't even imagine Kate being bad.
462
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:47,921
- She wasn't.
- She wasn't.
463
00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:49,839
I was too, you guys.
464
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:52,759
I am still bad. You don't even know.
465
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,428
I've got to say, these two?
466
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:58,390
Separately, impressive, sure.
But together?
467
00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:01,893
A terrifying force of nature
that will take over the world one day.
468
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,019
God help us all.
469
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,251
- I can't believe you're here.
- It's me.
470
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,693
- Hello.
- Me neither!
471
00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:11,152
Oh, what's happening?
472
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,321
Let's party!
473
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,240
Kimber. Hi.
474
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:18,994
Yeah, I'm getting your coffee.
Yes, five shots of espresso.
475
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:22,581
Yeah, hot enough to burn
the skin off your tongue. I am on it.
476
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:24,374
Hey.
477
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:27,127
Kate, right?
I need to check some light levels.
478
00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:29,713
Could you stand there?
It'll just take a second.
479
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:32,299
Wait, you mean like take my picture?
480
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,259
Let me get that for you there.
481
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:36,677
Um…
482
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,264
Okay, sure. I guess.
483
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,229
Little to the left.
484
00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,148
- My left, your left?
- Your left.
485
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,776
What should I do with my hands?
486
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:53,403
Just stand naturally.
487
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:56,615
I don't really do anything naturally.
488
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,327
So, how's your dog?
489
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,745
Oh, she's not my dog.
490
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:05,540
No? So that whole gland thing
is just something you like to do
491
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,000
with the neighborhood strays?
492
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:13,673
Beautiful. Thanks.
493
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,681
You pitched me
the same five ideas last month.
494
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,851
Yes, but this is a fresh take, Roger.
495
00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:28,688
There is no fresh take on Kurt Cobain.
He's been dead nine years.
496
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:33,818
I can get an exclusive
with Frances Bean's original nanny.
497
00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:36,196
I want to hear something else.
498
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:43,995
Sorry to just dive in here. Remember
that story you were pitching me earlier?
499
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,538
Love in the age of the Internet.
500
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:48,291
How technology is the death
of modern romance.
501
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,919
Now that feels fresh. I like that.
502
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,255
Me too. That's why I pitched it.
503
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,674
Well, let's hear it, then.
504
00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,718
Oh, my God. Thank you.
505
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:03,348
I was dating this guy
named Brendan. Total dick.
506
00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:05,850
Kate, you cannot keep ignoring me.
507
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,852
This is ridiculous.
508
00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:10,271
It's Tully, by the way. Call me back.
509
00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:26,663
Hi.
510
00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:28,766
- Look here!
- I love you!
511
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,710
Thanks for being out here
in the rain, guys.
512
00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:34,087
- Thank you.
- Can I get a photo?
513
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,506
All right, you guys. I love y'all.
514
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,049
- Thank you!
- Thank you!
515
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,093
Mularkey, I need you!
516
00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,095
Oh!
517
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:44,597
Would you get over here and party with us?
518
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:45,682
I'm working.
519
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,017
Why is she like this?
520
00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:49,269
Kate's a good girl.
521
00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:51,020
She's a great girl.
522
00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,403
Anyone want another beer? Yeah?
523
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:01,990
I cannot get over this uniform.
524
00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:05,493
I am seriously having to refrain myself
from jumping your bones right now.
525
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,245
Please don't, 'cause I'm kind of taken.
526
00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:09,998
Way to bury the lede.
527
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:13,126
Let me guess, let me guess.
Pretty surfer boy you met on leave.
528
00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:15,712
Like, long, blonde hair.
Like Sean Penn only hunkier.
529
00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:16,880
Who's Sean Penn?
530
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:19,758
Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Spicoli.
531
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:24,179
I don't know what that is,
but, um… we met at Pike Place.
532
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:26,681
- He's a fisherman.
- Oh, sexy.
533
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,976
And he wears
the little knit cap, and he's old.
534
00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:31,144
- Like, 32.
- No.
535
00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:33,313
Yeah, and he kind of looks
like Burt Reynolds.
536
00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:36,900
- Does he have a bitching 'stache?
- Yeah. And I don't care.
537
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:40,069
I'm... I'm happy, you know?
I think this one is promising.
538
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,822
Like, tell-the-family promising or…
539
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:46,051
I can't really tell anyone on account of
I could get kicked out of the Navy, but…
540
00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:48,077
- Right.
- …I am thinking of telling Kate.
541
00:29:48,661 --> 00:29:50,205
Oh, my God.
542
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,414
This is huge.
543
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,834
Oh, thank God.
I hate keeping secrets from her, you know?
544
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,169
If you weren't you…
545
00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:59,339
…I would never be able
to have such incredible self-control.
546
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,344
Oh! Yes. I have an idea.
547
00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:05,427
Oh, God.
548
00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:08,135
It's terrible. I'm sorry.
I'll work on it some more.
549
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:09,432
Stop it. It's really good.
550
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,059
No, no. It's just the tenth draft.
551
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:13,895
- I can do better.
- Hey, back up, grabby. I'm not done yet.
552
00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:18,316
Seriously, I've never written
a whole story all by myself before.
553
00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:19,526
It's embarrassing.
554
00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:23,695
It's great.
555
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,491
That's why I gave you the assignment.
556
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,411
I will show this to Carol,
and she will fucking hate it.
557
00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:34,624
And then I'll pitch it to Tacoma anyway
and see what they say.
558
00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:38,795
Just, uh, don't forget about me
when you become a big famous journalist.
559
00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:41,339
Oh, I'd never forget about you.
560
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:44,926
Hello.
561
00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:48,847
Oh, my God, she can't do that.
562
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:52,475
Carol is gonna freak.
There will be murder.
563
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:54,310
Sometimes I look at her and I wonder,
564
00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:56,521
what happened to that girl
to make her so...
565
00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:57,814
Nuts?
566
00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,607
Sad.
567
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,902
Wait, you think Tully's sad?
568
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:04,195
Don't you?
569
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,823
Yeah. I mean,
she's the saddest person I know.
570
00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:09,409
I just... I didn't think
anybody else noticed it.
571
00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:11,911
Kate, would you get out here?
572
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:15,665
I need my producer.
I'm going live.
573
00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:25,049
Oh, my God.
574
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:26,926
Tully.
575
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,011
French toast.
576
00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:30,555
You read my mind.
577
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:32,932
My daughter is a psychic.
578
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,185
- She's gifted. I always knew it.
- Okay.
579
00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:40,523
Don't push me away.
I am your mother. I love you.
580
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,901
Did you seriously wake up this high?
581
00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:46,112
Okay. I'm going to go take a bath
582
00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:49,198
and wash off whatever vibes
these are you're throwing out,
583
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:52,785
and when I get back,
I'm going to eat some French toast.
584
00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:57,957
And you are gonna be in a better mood.
585
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:00,459
Okay?
586
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,674
Go easy on your mom, kid.
587
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,969
She's a great lady who's had a hard life.
588
00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:11,053
Thanks, Dad.
589
00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:15,308
You're lucky I'm not your dad,
590
00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:18,811
'cause I'd smack that smug look
right off your face, Tallulah.
591
00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,359
Now where do you keep the twisty ties?
592
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:37,914
Ow! Ow!
593
00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:38,873
What the...
594
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,500
- What is going on?
- She burned me!
595
00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:42,502
- He touched me!
- Touched you? Where?
596
00:32:42,585 --> 00:32:43,628
On my arm.
597
00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:45,588
- Where's the butter?
- On your arm?
598
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,423
- So you burned him?
- He was in my space.
599
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,675
He's always in my space.
600
00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:51,636
- This better not leave a scar.
- Oh, it'll ruin your modeling career.
601
00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:54,722
Tully. Don't cry wolf.
602
00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:57,684
Come here, baby.
603
00:32:59,185 --> 00:33:01,187
I'm gonna go take a bath.
604
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,105
God.
605
00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:35,263
You would do it, right?
606
00:33:38,057 --> 00:33:40,685
No. No…
607
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,577
- Hey.
- I was about to leave.
608
00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:00,079
Yeah, sorry I'm late. I, um…
609
00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:04,417
I was driving this old man
who got hit by a car to the hospital.
610
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,710
Is he okay?
611
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:08,629
Uh… died on the way, actually.
612
00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:12,884
So…
613
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,636
You're like a Good Samaritan?
614
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,720
EMT.
615
00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,390
Yeah, I just got off my shift.
616
00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:21,851
- Can I get you anything?
- Can I have a Guinness?
617
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,899
You know,
that's the first time anybody's assistant
618
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,650
has ever called me to set up a date.
619
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,069
This isn't a date.
620
00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,821
Okay. Uh, what is it?
621
00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:36,491
I'm not sure yet.
622
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:41,412
So I looked you up on the Internet.
You're really famous.
623
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,165
I'm aware.
624
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:47,460
I mean, obviously I knew that.
It's just, you know, you're like…
625
00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:48,711
You're…
626
00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:49,795
noteworthy.
627
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,499
Parents, they must be pretty proud, huh?
628
00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:56,385
- Not exactly.
- Thank you.
629
00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:59,347
My mother's dead. I never knew my father.
630
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,307
Oh, shit. Uh…
631
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:04,602
When did she pass?
632
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:06,354
When I was 15.
633
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,649
I'm so sorry about that.
634
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:13,152
Don't be. She wasn't much of a mother.
635
00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:20,201
Well, you know, maybe that's why
you are so good at your job,
636
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,870
you know, that kind of adversity
from such a young age.
637
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,540
I'm sure that makes you,
you know, stronger
638
00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:29,669
and determined.
Plus, you know, it gives you insight
639
00:35:29,752 --> 00:35:33,589
into people, you know, for when you're,
like, interviewing them and whatnot.
640
00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:35,299
Or something.
641
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,552
You're laughing at me.
642
00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:40,388
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just...
I'm spewing bullshit here because...
643
00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:43,224
Oh, shit. You make me really nervous.
644
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:48,479
Is this what you do?
Is this how you get people to talk?
645
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,356
Doing that thing you're doing
with your eyes?
646
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,358
You want to have sex in the bathroom?
647
00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:58,865
- Yeah. Let's, um... Sure.
- I'm interviewing the governor tomorrow.
648
00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:01,117
I need to be back to work
in half an hour to prep.
649
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,536
Yeah, totally. That makes sense. Actually…
650
00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:05,538
I'm in a hurry too.
651
00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:08,541
I'm playing croquet
with the mayor at five, so…
652
00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:16,464
Knock twice.
653
00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:18,968
Okay.
654
00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:32,565
♪ Though I've tried before to tell her ♪
655
00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:38,654
♪ Of the feelings I have for her
In my heart ♪
656
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:45,828
♪ Every time that I come near her
I just lose my nerve ♪
657
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:50,082
♪ As I've done from the start ♪
658
00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:58,299
♪ Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on ♪
659
00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:05,014
♪ Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on ♪
660
00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:07,850
We need to talk about makeup.
661
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,353
You need help. And I'm not being a bitch.
662
00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:11,646
Really. I just...
663
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:13,940
I know a lot about fashion. It's a gift.
664
00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,485
A gift that I want to share with you.
665
00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:20,655
What?
666
00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:22,530
Nothing.
667
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:27,161
Okay. Anyway, I could come to your house?
668
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,245
After school?
669
00:37:28,871 --> 00:37:29,871
Tonight?
670
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:40,800
♪ Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on ♪
671
00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:46,180
♪ Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on ♪
672
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:49,141
Five. Four. Three.
673
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:50,309
- Two...
- Come on.
674
00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:55,356
You guys are real assholes.
675
00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:00,403
Tully, what are you doing?
676
00:38:00,486 --> 00:38:02,780
Live from Seattle,
677
00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:04,824
wearing a stolen tiara,
678
00:38:04,907 --> 00:38:07,034
this is Tully Hart.
679
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,161
And I just tried it.
680
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:11,122
Cocaine, that is.
681
00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:12,623
And let me just say,
682
00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,208
it is the wave of the...
683
00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:18,184
- Tully! Oh my God.
- Okay. Watch your feet, Kate.
684
00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:19,672
- How you feeling, Tully?
- Oh, no.
685
00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:20,631
You okay?
686
00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:23,259
- You're all right. Okay.
- Ow! I think I hurt my knee.
687
00:38:23,342 --> 00:38:25,362
- Oh, my God.
- Whoa! Yeah, you did.
688
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,072
- Shit.
- You're all right.
689
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:28,806
Let's get you out of there.
690
00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:30,433
- Okay. Watch out.
- Her feet.
691
00:38:30,516 --> 00:38:34,186
- Watch your feet. Okay.
- Who's gonna tell Carol about the table?
692
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,438
Yeah. Okay.
693
00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:38,899
- Let's go and find you a first aid kit.
- Whoo! Oh, my hero.
694
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:42,778
Okay. That was our best table, you know?
695
00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:49,118
Who broke the table?
696
00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:56,167
What are you doing?
697
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,168
Cleaning up.
698
00:38:58,753 --> 00:38:59,753
Right.
699
00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:03,799
So…
700
00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:07,303
Tully hasn't really changed.
701
00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:10,139
Yeah, she just gets more… Tully.
702
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,808
He'll be good for her, though.
703
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,101
Who?
704
00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:17,563
Johnny. He's obviously into her.
705
00:39:17,646 --> 00:39:18,731
They always are,
706
00:39:18,814 --> 00:39:21,067
but that's the kind of guy
she needs, you know?
707
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:24,612
Someone that sees her, cares about her,
someone that will treat her right.
708
00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:31,118
Wow. Yeah, no, you're totally right.
I mean, he's perfect for her. Um…
709
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:35,915
So what about you?
You meet any nice girls lately?
710
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:38,959
Uh…
711
00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:44,090
As a matter of fact, yes.
I have met someone.
712
00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:45,633
Thank God.
713
00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:47,843
Do you know Mom literally prays
every Sunday night
714
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,407
that you'll finally get a girlfriend?
715
00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:52,630
It's like she thinks there's something
wrong with you just because you're picky.
716
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:56,811
Mom thinks something's wrong with me?
717
00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:58,938
Basically. I mean,
you know how Mom and Dad get.
718
00:39:59,021 --> 00:40:02,566
I keep telling them not to worry,
that you just haven't met the right woman.
719
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:05,736
But now you have. So tell me about her.
What's she like? Is she…
720
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:09,698
Is she sweet? Is she fun?
Do you think Mom will like her?
721
00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:14,995
Uh, you know what? I don't want
to jinx it by talking about it.
722
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:18,874
Well, I can't wait to meet her.
723
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,085
Yeah. Yeah.
724
00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:22,794
Me either.
725
00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:29,385
Is it bad…
726
00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:31,929
that I can't feel my knee?
727
00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:36,475
I think that's a sign that
you need to stay off the cocaine.
728
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:37,559
Ha.
729
00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:39,437
Nah.
730
00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:44,859
God, I should put this back.
I don't know what I was thinking.
731
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:50,322
You just can't help yourself.
You have to break the rules.
732
00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:51,866
Please.
733
00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:55,953
Don't even pretend
you're not exactly the same way.
734
00:40:56,036 --> 00:41:00,875
You may be hiding out here
in this dead-end job right now,
735
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,586
but you don't fool me
for a second, Johnny Ryan.
736
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:09,508
Someday you'll be back out there,
jumping into the fray.
737
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,845
People like us…
738
00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:16,599
can't live regular lives.
739
00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:21,103
When we try, it kills us.
740
00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:29,528
No, no, no!
741
00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:32,781
This isn't the bathroom?
742
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:34,324
No.
743
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:44,668
- Should we get back out there?
- Yeah. Yeah.
744
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:47,129
- You okay to walk on that? Okay.
- Yeah.
745
00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:49,423
- Thank you.
- Yeah. Yeah.
746
00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:54,261
Other way, Mutt.
747
00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:56,639
Attaboy.
748
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:07,399
Did I miss dinner?
749
00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:10,903
No, I saved you a plate.
750
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:12,695
Oh.
751
00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:16,784
Marah's upstairs doing her homework.
752
00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:18,619
You didn't have to do the dishes.
753
00:42:19,745 --> 00:42:21,705
Really?
That's a new angle on me and dishes.
754
00:42:25,292 --> 00:42:26,627
Mmm.
755
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:27,836
So, how'd it go today?
756
00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,297
Ugh. It was awful.
757
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,342
And kind of amazing.
758
00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:38,514
God, it just felt so good to be
back out there in the world again.
759
00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:40,891
You look good, Katie.
760
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,936
Being out there in the world
agrees with you.
761
00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:45,895
Thanks.
762
00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:50,234
So, what's up with you and Tully?
763
00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:55,364
Why? What'd she say?
764
00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:57,950
Nothing, but I can tell something's up.
She's a mess.
765
00:42:58,033 --> 00:43:01,537
She's distracted at work.
She's asking if I've heard from you.
766
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,872
Please, call her.
767
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,502
She gave Marah birth control pills.
768
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,587
What?
769
00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:13,632
- I'm gonna handle it. I am handling it.
- Oh, goddamn.
770
00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:15,092
- Tully.
- I know.
771
00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:20,764
Wait, do you think that means Marah's...
772
00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:23,851
I don't think so?
773
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,937
Okay. I can't. That's, that's...
774
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,857
She's… She's…
775
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,275
She's 14.
776
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:33,193
I'm going to talk to her.
777
00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:38,406
Um…
778
00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:42,745
so, what happened in New York?
779
00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:46,749
Um…
780
00:43:47,249 --> 00:43:49,793
I got it. I leave in two months.
781
00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,132
Wow. Um…
782
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:57,926
Congratulations.
783
00:44:00,512 --> 00:44:03,265
I know everyone says
they want a good divorce...
784
00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:10,564
World's greatest divorce.
785
00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:02,116
- Come down.
- You're crazy.
786
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:03,867
Oh, would you just come down.
787
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:06,620
Come down.
788
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:07,705
You're crazy.
789
00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:10,582
Well? You won't answer my damn calls.
790
00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:14,128
Okay. Give me a minute. I'm coming down.
791
00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:15,921
Hold on. I'm coming down.
792
00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:26,974
You were right, Mularkey. I see it.
793
00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:29,184
Fireflies.
794
00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:30,394
It's midnight.
795
00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:31,937
Wanna ride bikes?
796
00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:35,023
I'm in my nightgown.
797
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,151
So?
798
00:45:39,319 --> 00:45:40,487
Let's go.
799
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:55,836
You can't go a whole day
without talking to me.
800
00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:58,046
It's too much.
801
00:45:58,672 --> 00:45:59,923
I need you.
802
00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:04,678
You're my soulmate, you bitch.
803
00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:07,765
You're the bitch, bitch.
804
00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:12,019
Stop hogging the blank...
Stop hogging the blanket. It's cold.
805
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:18,150
Today really sucked.
I hate when you're mad at me.
806
00:46:19,651 --> 00:46:21,445
- What you did with Marah...
- I...
807
00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:22,905
Never again. I swear.
808
00:46:22,988 --> 00:46:24,490
- Tully. It's not okay.
- I know.
809
00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:26,293
- I'm serious.
- I know I fucked up. I know.
810
00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:29,119
- I overstepped, I shouldn't have...
- I'm losing her, Tul.
811
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:31,997
This is where it starts.
812
00:46:33,081 --> 00:46:35,292
First I lost Johnny,
and now I'm losing Marah.
813
00:46:36,668 --> 00:46:38,921
- She's 14.
- In four years she'll go to college,
814
00:46:39,004 --> 00:46:41,757
and I'll be a divorced,
underemployed spinster.
815
00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:46,345
In four years when she goes to college,
we're buying a farm together
816
00:46:47,095 --> 00:46:51,683
on a tropical island,
and we'll raise exotic chickens.
817
00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:53,811
Chickens give me the creeps.
818
00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:56,647
Exotic goats.
819
00:46:56,730 --> 00:47:01,068
Yeah, you'll just make me do all the work,
and I don't want to pick up goat shit.
820
00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:04,071
We'll have a goat-tender.
821
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:07,533
A handsome one named Gunther.
822
00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:12,788
He'll only speak Norwegian,
but he'll have really soulful eyes.
823
00:47:12,871 --> 00:47:16,917
And he'll have a half-brother named Anders
824
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,628
who will brew his own homemade mead
825
00:47:20,587 --> 00:47:25,050
and give amazing foot massages
and never ask for anything in return.
826
00:47:25,717 --> 00:47:28,554
Wow. You've really thought this through.
827
00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:31,932
The important thing is we'll be together.
828
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,185
You're not alone, Kate.
829
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:39,398
You'll never be alone.
You are fucking stuck with me forever.
830
00:47:41,066 --> 00:47:42,401
Forever and ever.
831
00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:46,488
Wait up!
832
00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:54,204
Whoo!
833
00:47:55,581 --> 00:47:57,040
- Hurry up!
- Wait up!
834
00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:27,529
- Time to go.
- Yup.
835
00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:28,780
- I'll drive.
- Marah...
836
00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:31,825
I've had my permit for months now,
and you never let me drive.
837
00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:34,036
Okay, okay. Yes.
838
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,498
Wait, are those the earrings that...
839
00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:40,834
You got so mad at her.
840
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:43,271
I didn't think a child your age
should have diamonds that big.
841
00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:45,797
Like Aunt Tully
would ever buy small diamonds.
842
00:48:49,134 --> 00:48:50,344
They look beautiful.
843
00:48:54,014 --> 00:48:55,057
I miss her.
844
00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:58,226
I know you don't like talking about her.
845
00:48:58,310 --> 00:48:59,645
It's okay to miss her.
846
00:49:00,812 --> 00:49:01,980
I miss her too.
847
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,653
Come on. We don't want to be late.
63023
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